0:01:02 > 0:01:03ENGINES REVVING
0:01:03 > 0:01:05RACING ANNOUNCER: 'And we're back at the final stretch
0:01:05 > 0:01:07'of the Indianapolis 500.
0:01:07 > 0:01:09'Guy Gagne is gaining on the pack.
0:01:09 > 0:01:12'The young French Canadian is making quite an impression
0:01:12 > 0:01:14'in his debut here at the Motor Speedway.
0:01:14 > 0:01:16'In all my years of racing,
0:01:16 > 0:01:19'I've never seen a driver with this much raw talent.'
0:01:19 > 0:01:20But what's this?
0:01:20 > 0:01:23Out of nowhere, a dark horse is challenging Gagne.
0:01:23 > 0:01:24He's gaining on the pack.
0:01:24 > 0:01:26ANNOUNCER: 'And down the front stretch.'
0:01:26 > 0:01:29Moving into fourth position... third... Now, second!
0:01:29 > 0:01:31ANNOUNCER: 'Going to the outside as they cross the bricks!'
0:01:31 > 0:01:33And it looks like the winner is Turbo!
0:01:33 > 0:01:37IMITATES CROWD CHEERING Amazing! Unbelievable!
0:01:37 > 0:01:40Instant replay. Again, in super slow-mo.
0:01:41 > 0:01:42Whoo! Whoa!
0:01:43 > 0:01:45YELPING
0:01:45 > 0:01:46CLATTERING
0:01:46 > 0:01:47VIDEO REWINDING
0:01:47 > 0:01:48Welcome back, race fans.
0:01:48 > 0:01:51We're here with Indy's brightest new star, Guy Gagne.
0:01:51 > 0:01:54Tell us, Guy, what inspired you to become a race driver?
0:01:54 > 0:01:59You know, Dan, everybody's got that one thing that makes them happy.
0:01:59 > 0:02:03And for me, it's terrifying, terrifying blazing speed.
0:02:03 > 0:02:04REPORTERS ON TV: Guy!
0:02:04 > 0:02:05ALL CLAMOURING
0:02:05 > 0:02:07- One at a time, please. CHET:- Theo!
0:02:07 > 0:02:09Yes, the handsome fellow in the back.
0:02:09 > 0:02:11- SIGHS - What are you doing?
0:02:11 > 0:02:14What I've always done. Stay focused, try to run my race.
0:02:14 > 0:02:16That's all any driver can do. Next question.
0:02:16 > 0:02:18Can you please go to sleep?
0:02:18 > 0:02:20We've got work tomorrow.
0:02:20 > 0:02:21Sleep? Are you kidding me?
0:02:21 > 0:02:23It takes hours to come down after a big race like this.
0:02:23 > 0:02:25Yeah, I bet. OK.
0:02:26 > 0:02:28- GUY:- They are the fuel that keeps me running!
0:02:28 > 0:02:31Guy, when you were just a rookie starting out in the Indy Lights,
0:02:31 > 0:02:34did you ever dream that you'd be standing here today?
0:02:34 > 0:02:37Well, as my dear father always told me,
0:02:37 > 0:02:41"No dream is too big, and no dreamer
0:02:41 > 0:02:42- "too small." - Too small.
0:02:42 > 0:02:43- CHET:- Sleep!
0:02:43 > 0:02:44GROANS
0:02:53 > 0:02:55Head in the game. Head in the game. EXHALES
0:02:58 > 0:02:59GRUNTING
0:03:03 > 0:03:04PANTING
0:03:10 > 0:03:12STRAINING
0:03:12 > 0:03:14PANTING
0:03:14 > 0:03:17Yes! 17 minutes! That's a new record!
0:03:17 > 0:03:19- Woohoo!- THEO!
0:03:26 > 0:03:27MALE SNAIL YAWNS
0:03:27 > 0:03:28- FEMALE SNAIL:- Good morning.
0:03:32 > 0:03:33GARGLING
0:03:35 > 0:03:39Let's go, people! Pick it up! SIGHS
0:03:41 > 0:03:44Turbo, ready to make his move. GROANING
0:03:44 > 0:03:46Did you see that? She cut me off!
0:03:46 > 0:03:49Ah! The joys of racing.
0:03:49 > 0:03:52How could anyone not see the appeal of watching a bunch of cars
0:03:52 > 0:03:54drive around in circles for hours on end?
0:03:54 > 0:03:56Left turn! Left turn! Left turn!
0:03:56 > 0:03:58Your ignorance saddens me no end.
0:03:58 > 0:04:00Left turn! "What do I do here?
0:04:00 > 0:04:02- "Oh, no, wait a minute. Left turn!" - LAUGHS
0:04:02 > 0:04:03- SALLY:- 'Morning, Chet!
0:04:03 > 0:04:04How's it going, Sally?
0:04:04 > 0:04:06- 'Morning, Chet. - 'Morning, Phil.
0:04:06 > 0:04:07CAWING
0:04:09 > 0:04:11Well, that's a shame.
0:04:11 > 0:04:15And so begins another wonderful work week at the plant.
0:04:19 > 0:04:21WHISTLING
0:04:22 > 0:04:25All right, people, we got a lot of tomatoes to harvest today.
0:04:25 > 0:04:28We got to pick them, we got to sort them, we got to eat them.
0:04:28 > 0:04:31But most importantly, we got to be...
0:04:31 > 0:04:32ALL: Safe.
0:04:32 > 0:04:35Yes! Music to my ears.
0:04:35 > 0:04:37- WHISTLES - Look at her.
0:04:37 > 0:04:38Nice curves.
0:04:38 > 0:04:43Oh! You are one giant, juicy temptress.
0:04:43 > 0:04:46Mmm. Big Red.
0:04:46 > 0:04:48Any day now.
0:04:49 > 0:04:50SIGHS
0:04:50 > 0:04:52Any day now.
0:04:53 > 0:04:55- FEMALE SNAIL:- Overripe!
0:04:56 > 0:04:57Overripe!
0:04:57 > 0:04:59Overripe!
0:05:01 > 0:05:03GRUNTS
0:05:03 > 0:05:04Oh, no.
0:05:04 > 0:05:05FLIES BUZZING
0:05:06 > 0:05:08Here we go.
0:05:10 > 0:05:11Bring it on.
0:05:12 > 0:05:14LAUGHS
0:05:14 > 0:05:16GROANS
0:05:16 > 0:05:18Whoa! Not this time.
0:05:19 > 0:05:21FLIES BUZZING GROANS
0:05:28 > 0:05:30And the cars are at the starting line.
0:05:30 > 0:05:31Gagne's in the top pole position,
0:05:31 > 0:05:34driving his trademark number one overripe tomato.
0:05:34 > 0:05:36Next to him is that feisty young upstart, Turbo.
0:05:36 > 0:05:40IN MANLY VOICE: Gentlemen, start your engines.
0:05:40 > 0:05:42Gagne rolls into the lead around the first turn
0:05:42 > 0:05:44with Turbo hot on his tail into the straightway.
0:05:44 > 0:05:46- Hey, there he goes again. - BOTH LAUGHING
0:05:46 > 0:05:49And down the home stretch, the crowd goes wild!
0:05:49 > 0:05:50Go, Turbo!
0:05:50 > 0:05:53They're neck and neck! Gagne, Turbo! Turbo, Gagne!
0:05:53 > 0:05:55And it looks like the winner is...
0:05:55 > 0:05:57SNAILS CHANTING: Turbo!
0:05:57 > 0:05:58Oh! So close!
0:05:58 > 0:05:59- It's a photo finish! - ALL LAUGHING
0:06:04 > 0:06:05- FEMALE SNAIL:- Overripe!
0:06:05 > 0:06:08ALL LAUGHING
0:06:08 > 0:06:11All right, all right, knock it off.
0:06:11 > 0:06:14Talk to your brother, Chet. Or I will.
0:06:14 > 0:06:15I'm on it, Carl.
0:06:15 > 0:06:16This will not happen again.
0:06:16 > 0:06:18Uh-huh. Heard that before.
0:06:18 > 0:06:20- NERVOUS CHUCKLE - OK.
0:06:20 > 0:06:21SIGHS
0:06:23 > 0:06:25- FOREMAN:- That's lunch!
0:06:39 > 0:06:42You do this to yourself, you know.
0:06:43 > 0:06:45I mean, look at you.
0:06:45 > 0:06:48How could they not make fun of you?
0:06:48 > 0:06:50It's like you're almost forcing them.
0:06:50 > 0:06:54- SIGHS - If you'd just quit it with the speed stuff...
0:06:54 > 0:06:55I can't help it.
0:06:55 > 0:06:57It's in me.
0:06:57 > 0:06:58Mmm, no. It is not "in" you.
0:06:58 > 0:06:59Says who?
0:06:59 > 0:07:02Nature. Mother Nature.
0:07:02 > 0:07:03Maybe you've heard of her?
0:07:03 > 0:07:06We all have our limitations, Theo.
0:07:06 > 0:07:09And the sooner you accept the dull,
0:07:09 > 0:07:11miserable reality of your existence,
0:07:11 > 0:07:14the happier you'll be.
0:07:14 > 0:07:17Wow. Aren't you just a little ray of sunshine?
0:07:19 > 0:07:23Heads up! Shell crusher, two o' clock!
0:07:23 > 0:07:24SLURPING
0:07:27 > 0:07:28CRACKING LAUGHS
0:07:28 > 0:07:30All right, people, you know the drill.
0:07:30 > 0:07:31Tuck and roll!
0:07:34 > 0:07:37Can't tuck. I can't tuck!
0:07:41 > 0:07:43Theo, tuck and roll!
0:07:43 > 0:07:44We've been over this. I don't tuck and roll.
0:07:44 > 0:07:47You have a shell for a reason. Use it.
0:07:47 > 0:07:48You use it.
0:07:48 > 0:07:50I mean, come on, he's not even looking this way.
0:07:50 > 0:07:52Hey, Juice Box, nice tricycle!
0:07:52 > 0:07:54You see what I'm saying?
0:07:59 > 0:08:00All right, good hustle.
0:08:00 > 0:08:02- Good hustle, everybody! - SCOFFS
0:08:02 > 0:08:04Almost everybody.
0:08:05 > 0:08:06- THEO:- Quitting time!
0:08:06 > 0:08:08Goodnight, Jim! Night, Sally!
0:08:08 > 0:08:09Night, Steve! I don't know your name.
0:08:09 > 0:08:11I'm out of here! Bye!
0:08:11 > 0:08:13ANNOUNCER: You're watching Fast!
0:08:13 > 0:08:16Sponsored by Adrenalode!
0:08:16 > 0:08:17THEO: Adrenalode, not legal in Utah and South Dakota.
0:08:17 > 0:08:19Do not exceed more than two cans of Adrenalode in a 24-hour period.
0:08:19 > 0:08:22Do not expose Adrenalode to flame, or to water, or to sand.
0:08:22 > 0:08:23Yes!
0:08:24 > 0:08:27Oh! IN RASPY VOICE: That tastes awesome.
0:08:27 > 0:08:29Welcome back to The Road to Indianapolis.
0:08:29 > 0:08:33I'm here with five-time Indy champ, the legendary Guy Gagne!
0:08:33 > 0:08:34THEO: I love you, Guy!
0:08:34 > 0:08:36Tell us, Guy, do you have any advice for the future racers out there
0:08:36 > 0:08:37who might be watching at home right now?
0:08:37 > 0:08:39Oh, my gosh. That's me, that's me.
0:08:39 > 0:08:41Well, there comes a time in every race
0:08:41 > 0:08:46when a driver is forced to make that one, key, split-second decision.
0:08:46 > 0:08:48Fall behind, or push ahead.
0:08:48 > 0:08:49Push ahead!
0:08:49 > 0:08:52To take a chance and risk it all,
0:08:52 > 0:08:55or play it safe and suffer defeat.
0:08:55 > 0:08:56Risk it all, Guy!
0:08:56 > 0:08:58But what really separates the racers from the champions...
0:08:58 > 0:09:00Yes!
0:09:00 > 0:09:02..that one thing that separates
0:09:02 > 0:09:04the ordinary from the extraordinary...
0:09:04 > 0:09:06What is it?
0:09:06 > 0:09:08That one thing is...
0:09:10 > 0:09:11GASPS
0:09:12 > 0:09:14GRUNTING
0:09:14 > 0:09:16No!
0:09:16 > 0:09:17No, you didn't!
0:09:17 > 0:09:19No! No! No! No! No!
0:09:19 > 0:09:22Come back to me, TV!
0:09:22 > 0:09:24SOBBING
0:09:27 > 0:09:28WHINES
0:09:28 > 0:09:31CREAKING GASPS
0:09:36 > 0:09:38GRUNTING
0:09:38 > 0:09:41Whoa. CHUCKLES
0:09:41 > 0:09:43- 'Only you have your finger on the...'- It's working!
0:09:44 > 0:09:46CRASHES
0:09:46 > 0:09:48- 'Morning, Bob. - 'Morning, Sally.
0:09:48 > 0:09:49'Morning, Steve.
0:09:49 > 0:09:50- CAWING - 'Morning...
0:09:51 > 0:09:54ALL SIGHING
0:09:54 > 0:09:55You know, this is good.
0:09:55 > 0:09:57Yes, this is good.
0:09:57 > 0:09:59I daresay we've had a breakthrough, here.
0:09:59 > 0:10:03With that TV gone, you can finally get out of that garage
0:10:03 > 0:10:06and put all that racing nonsense behind you.
0:10:06 > 0:10:07And do what?
0:10:07 > 0:10:09Start living your life.
0:10:09 > 0:10:10I have a life?
0:10:10 > 0:10:11RUMBLING
0:10:13 > 0:10:14Big Red?
0:10:15 > 0:10:17Big Red!
0:10:17 > 0:10:20I can't tuck. I can't tuck!
0:10:23 > 0:10:25- Yes!- Finally!
0:10:25 > 0:10:27All right, let's chow down!
0:10:27 > 0:10:29Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hit the brakes, people.
0:10:29 > 0:10:31It's Gardener Day.
0:10:38 > 0:10:41You're quitting? Just like that?
0:10:41 > 0:10:44Hey, nothing ventured, nothing gained.
0:10:44 > 0:10:46That's a bad thing. LAWNMOWER SPUTTERING
0:10:53 > 0:10:55"There comes a time in every race
0:10:55 > 0:10:56"when a driver is forced to make
0:10:56 > 0:10:59"that one, key, split-second decision."
0:10:59 > 0:11:00What did he just say?
0:11:00 > 0:11:02"Take a chance and risk it all,
0:11:02 > 0:11:04"or play it safe and suffer defeat."
0:11:04 > 0:11:08- CHUCKLING - OK, enough with the crazy talk, Theo.
0:11:08 > 0:11:11Just step away from the grass and get back to work.
0:11:11 > 0:11:12Theo!
0:11:12 > 0:11:14And the cars are at the starting line.
0:11:16 > 0:11:19Gentlemen, start your engines.
0:11:19 > 0:11:21ENGINE STARTING
0:11:25 > 0:11:28And once again, it's Turbo out front.
0:11:28 > 0:11:29SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING
0:11:30 > 0:11:34ECHOING No dream is too big.
0:11:37 > 0:11:40In the high lane! At the stripe!
0:11:40 > 0:11:41MUSIC STOPS WHIRRING
0:11:41 > 0:11:43SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC CONTINUES
0:11:47 > 0:11:48CROWD CHEERING
0:11:52 > 0:11:54And it looks like the winner is...
0:11:55 > 0:11:58Tuck and roll, Theo! Tuck and roll!
0:12:03 > 0:12:04No!
0:12:20 > 0:12:21Aw.
0:12:21 > 0:12:22CLICKING TONGUE
0:12:26 > 0:12:28Are you insane?
0:12:28 > 0:12:30You could've gotten yourself killed!
0:12:30 > 0:12:31Theo, what were you thinking?
0:12:37 > 0:12:39I thought I could get there.
0:12:40 > 0:12:42When are you going to wake up?
0:13:11 > 0:13:12THUNDER RUMBLING
0:13:47 > 0:13:48ENGINES ROARING
0:13:51 > 0:13:53GASPS
0:14:06 > 0:14:08I wish...
0:14:08 > 0:14:10I wish I was...
0:14:10 > 0:14:11AIRPLANE APPROACHING
0:14:21 > 0:14:22HONKING
0:14:27 > 0:14:28GASPS
0:14:28 > 0:14:29YELPING
0:14:45 > 0:14:46EXHALES That was close.
0:14:46 > 0:14:48ENGINE STARTING
0:14:51 > 0:14:52ENGINES REVVING
0:15:05 > 0:15:07Oh, no.
0:15:07 > 0:15:08TYRES SCREECHING
0:15:08 > 0:15:10SCREAMING
0:15:16 > 0:15:17LAUGHING
0:15:17 > 0:15:19Yeah!
0:15:21 > 0:15:22GRUNTS
0:15:26 > 0:15:28No, no, no! Come on! Faster!
0:15:32 > 0:15:34SCREAMING
0:15:37 > 0:15:38THEO YELPING
0:15:49 > 0:15:50POWERING UP
0:15:54 > 0:15:55No, no, no!
0:16:22 > 0:16:23SCREAMING
0:16:27 > 0:16:28GROANS
0:16:31 > 0:16:33GROANING
0:16:33 > 0:16:35What happened?
0:16:37 > 0:16:39GASPS Hey, hey, hey! Get out of here!
0:16:39 > 0:16:42Not dead! Not dead! SHUDDERS
0:16:42 > 0:16:43BIRDS CAWING GASPS
0:16:52 > 0:16:54Ugh! It reeks in here.
0:16:54 > 0:16:58It's like wearing a hat made out of feet.
0:16:58 > 0:17:00GRUNTING
0:17:01 > 0:17:03SIGHS IN RELIEF
0:17:05 > 0:17:07Home.
0:17:13 > 0:17:15Aah! Aah!
0:17:17 > 0:17:19CHUCKLES
0:17:19 > 0:17:20All right.
0:17:20 > 0:17:22I'm OK.
0:17:22 > 0:17:23SIGHS IN RELIEF
0:17:26 > 0:17:28Oh.
0:17:28 > 0:17:29That's peculiar.
0:17:35 > 0:17:38YELPING
0:17:38 > 0:17:40OK, what's happening to me?
0:17:40 > 0:17:43ALARM BLARING Oh! What? That's me!
0:17:43 > 0:17:45Oh, come on! Stop it!
0:17:45 > 0:17:47Shh! Shh! Quiet, quiet!
0:17:47 > 0:17:51Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! GRUNTS
0:17:51 > 0:17:53BLARING STOPS
0:17:57 > 0:17:59Welcome, everyone, to this monthly safety meeting.
0:17:59 > 0:18:00CAWING
0:18:02 > 0:18:04Well, there goes Jerry.
0:18:04 > 0:18:06I'm going to hand things over to Chet, now,
0:18:06 > 0:18:09who has some important new policies to go over.
0:18:09 > 0:18:13Thank you very much, Carl. Good afternoon, everyone.
0:18:13 > 0:18:18I'm happy to "poli-see" you all here today.
0:18:18 > 0:18:20CHET CHUCKLES
0:18:20 > 0:18:24OK. I would like to begin with some very exciting news.
0:18:24 > 0:18:26The latest figures are in.
0:18:26 > 0:18:29Accidental smushes were down 15%.
0:18:29 > 0:18:30Well done, team.
0:18:30 > 0:18:32ALL APPLAUDING
0:18:32 > 0:18:34GROANS
0:18:34 > 0:18:35MAN ON RADIO: # It's tricky to rock a rhyme
0:18:35 > 0:18:37# To rock a rhyme That's right, on time
0:18:37 > 0:18:41# It's tricky T-t-tricky, tricky... #
0:18:41 > 0:18:43FEMALE DJ ON RADIO: Yo, yo! You're listening to 98.6
0:18:43 > 0:18:46where hip-hop... IMITATES RECORD SCRATCH: ..beats.
0:18:47 > 0:18:48NERVOUS CHUCKLE
0:18:51 > 0:18:55MAN 1 ON RADIO: # What's new pussycat? Whoa, whoa, whoa! #
0:18:55 > 0:18:57MAN 2 SPEAKING SPANISH ON RADIO
0:18:57 > 0:18:59MAN 2 WHOOPING LATIN MUSIC PLAYING
0:19:05 > 0:19:07SLURPS
0:19:08 > 0:19:12MAN 3 ON RADIO: # Drop it like it's hot Drop it like it's hot... #
0:19:12 > 0:19:15SIGHS Finally.
0:19:15 > 0:19:16IMITATES MOTORCYCLE REVVING
0:19:16 > 0:19:17GASPS
0:19:17 > 0:19:19LAUGHS
0:19:19 > 0:19:21Huh?
0:19:21 > 0:19:23PANTING
0:19:23 > 0:19:24What in the...
0:19:34 > 0:19:36SCREAMING
0:19:36 > 0:19:37Whoa, whoa, whoa!
0:19:41 > 0:19:42Oh!
0:19:52 > 0:19:53SHOUTING
0:19:54 > 0:19:55GASPS
0:20:05 > 0:20:06THEO YELPING
0:20:14 > 0:20:15SCREAMS
0:20:15 > 0:20:17Whoa!
0:20:17 > 0:20:18LAUGHS
0:20:22 > 0:20:24Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
0:20:25 > 0:20:27- Help! - LAUGHS
0:20:27 > 0:20:30Stop! Stop, stop!
0:20:30 > 0:20:32- Mom! - GROANS
0:20:32 > 0:20:33SOBS
0:20:33 > 0:20:35LAUGHS Yeah! Whoa!
0:20:37 > 0:20:38Oh, no!
0:20:38 > 0:20:41And so, in preparation for Crow Awareness Week...
0:20:41 > 0:20:42SNORING
0:20:42 > 0:20:44..I'd just like to say...
0:20:44 > 0:20:45BICYCLE BELL RINGING
0:20:45 > 0:20:47- Tuck and roll! - ALL LAUGHING
0:20:47 > 0:20:50No, I'm not kidding! Tuck and roll!
0:20:50 > 0:20:51BELL RINGING
0:20:51 > 0:20:52Look out!
0:21:00 > 0:21:01Granted, yes,
0:21:01 > 0:21:07I admit that there's been a wee bit of damage to inventory, here,
0:21:07 > 0:21:08but if you'd just let me explain...
0:21:08 > 0:21:09You're fired!
0:21:09 > 0:21:13Whoa, OK, Carl, if you just give him one more chance,
0:21:13 > 0:21:15I promise that this will never, ever...
0:21:15 > 0:21:18You don't understand. YOU'RE fired.
0:21:18 > 0:21:22"You," plural. Yous. Y'all. BOTH of you!
0:21:24 > 0:21:25GROWLING
0:21:29 > 0:21:30SIGHS
0:21:30 > 0:21:33Chet. I'm so sorry.
0:21:34 > 0:21:36You have to believe me, I didn't mean for this to...
0:21:36 > 0:21:38- All my life. - LAUGHING
0:21:40 > 0:21:43All my life, I've defended you, covered for you,
0:21:43 > 0:21:46stood up for you, apologised for you,
0:21:46 > 0:21:48and THIS is what I get in return.
0:21:48 > 0:21:51Dragged down with you on your sinking ship.
0:21:51 > 0:21:55A nice, comfy deck chair on the SS Theo!
0:21:55 > 0:21:57Aye-aye, Captain!
0:21:57 > 0:21:58I'm really sorry.
0:21:58 > 0:21:59What is wrong with you?
0:21:59 > 0:22:02THEO: I don't know. All I know is, the other night,
0:22:02 > 0:22:04I'm standing above the 101, and all of a sudden...
0:22:04 > 0:22:06It was a rhetorical question!
0:22:06 > 0:22:07CAWING CHET SCREAMS
0:22:07 > 0:22:08Chet!
0:22:08 > 0:22:11Help! The world is moving!
0:22:21 > 0:22:22SCREAMS
0:22:27 > 0:22:28Coming through!
0:22:32 > 0:22:35OK, I'm going to wake up any minute now.
0:22:35 > 0:22:36Wake up! Wake up!
0:22:42 > 0:22:44SCREAMING
0:22:47 > 0:22:48Chet?
0:23:05 > 0:23:08Easy now, fellas. You really don't want to do this.
0:23:08 > 0:23:10ALL CAWING
0:23:10 > 0:23:11YELPS
0:23:13 > 0:23:14Chet!
0:23:18 > 0:23:19THEO REVVING
0:23:32 > 0:23:34CAWS
0:23:35 > 0:23:36PANTING
0:23:38 > 0:23:43- CHET:- Am I dead? Is this...heaven?
0:23:43 > 0:23:45I pictured it...cleaner.
0:23:45 > 0:23:46Come on, get up.
0:23:46 > 0:23:50- GASPS - Theo. Whoa. The crows got you, too.
0:23:50 > 0:23:54What? No, Chet, it wasn't the crows. It was...
0:23:54 > 0:23:55CAR HORNS HONKING GASPS
0:23:55 > 0:23:57Look at this place.
0:23:57 > 0:24:00Broken glass, rusty nails. Breathe.
0:24:00 > 0:24:02- Discarded salt packets! - A few, yeah.
0:24:02 > 0:24:04It's like a minefield out here.
0:24:05 > 0:24:08- GASPS - Oh! Oh, no. I've got tetanus. I've got tetanus.
0:24:08 > 0:24:11- My jaw is locking up. - GRUNTING
0:24:11 > 0:24:15Chet, will you calm down? There is no reason to panic.
0:24:15 > 0:24:19Everything's going to be just fine.
0:24:19 > 0:24:20BOTH GASP
0:24:20 > 0:24:25- Well, well, well. Buenas noches, little amigos. - LAUGHS
0:24:25 > 0:24:27This must be my lucky day.
0:24:32 > 0:24:33Hola. It's Tito.
0:24:33 > 0:24:36Hey, tell everyone I'm bringing it.
0:24:36 > 0:24:37ENGINE STARTS
0:24:37 > 0:24:39LATIN HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO
0:24:40 > 0:24:41TURNS VOLUME UP
0:24:43 > 0:24:44SINGING ALONG IN SPANISH
0:24:48 > 0:24:50TITO LAUGHS
0:24:50 > 0:24:52SIREN WAILING
0:24:54 > 0:24:56CONTINUES SINGING
0:25:07 > 0:25:10What is this place?
0:25:14 > 0:25:15INDISTINCT CHATTER
0:25:16 > 0:25:17Well, well, well.
0:25:17 > 0:25:19Somebody better call the cops,
0:25:19 > 0:25:21- because I'm about to make a killing. - LAUGHS
0:25:21 > 0:25:22Killing?
0:25:22 > 0:25:26What'd he drag in this time?
0:25:26 > 0:25:29Ha! Whiplash is going to eat them up.
0:25:29 > 0:25:31WHIMPERS It's going to be a slaughter.
0:25:31 > 0:25:33Mm-hmm, dead meat.
0:25:33 > 0:25:34GASPING
0:25:34 > 0:25:35We're going to die. We're going to die.
0:25:40 > 0:25:42- POPPING - Oh! Oh!
0:25:42 > 0:25:44Come on, come on. Now, hurry up.
0:25:45 > 0:25:46STRUGGLING
0:25:49 > 0:25:53A little far from home aren't you, garden snail?
0:25:53 > 0:25:57- LAUGHS MENACINGLY - Hey, I think we got a crier here.
0:25:57 > 0:25:58Let's do this! WHOOPS
0:25:58 > 0:26:01- I got this one! - Oh, I got this one!
0:26:01 > 0:26:02Yeah. Yeah, yeah!
0:26:02 > 0:26:03Come on! This is me!
0:26:03 > 0:26:05- Time to go, Theo. - WHIMPERING
0:26:05 > 0:26:07TITO: Ready...
0:26:07 > 0:26:08IMITATES CAR REVVING YELPS
0:26:08 > 0:26:09Set...
0:26:09 > 0:26:10ALL IMITATE CARS REVVING
0:26:14 > 0:26:15Go!
0:26:15 > 0:26:17ALL SHOUTING
0:26:20 > 0:26:22ALL IMITATE CARS REVVING
0:26:22 > 0:26:23SCREAMING
0:26:26 > 0:26:27- LAUGHS - Look. He dead.
0:26:27 > 0:26:28ALL LAUGHING
0:26:28 > 0:26:30Taco Man found dead snail.
0:26:37 > 0:26:38What?
0:26:50 > 0:26:52SCREAMING
0:27:02 > 0:27:03SCREECHING
0:27:04 > 0:27:06Run!
0:27:11 > 0:27:12Santa Maria!
0:27:12 > 0:27:14What did you say your name was again?
0:27:14 > 0:27:17My name is Turbo.
0:27:17 > 0:27:19Aw! I wish I could rename myself.
0:27:19 > 0:27:20Where did you find him?
0:27:20 > 0:27:22- How did he do that? - Where did you come from?
0:27:22 > 0:27:24Hey, how'd you do that?
0:27:24 > 0:27:26Theo. A word, please.
0:27:26 > 0:27:28OK, that was... Um...
0:27:28 > 0:27:29Amazing, right?
0:27:29 > 0:27:31If you think that's something, check this out. Ooh!
0:27:31 > 0:27:32Ahhh! Turn it off!
0:27:32 > 0:27:34Sorry. High beams. Sorry.
0:27:34 > 0:27:36BEEPING Ooh, that's a new one.
0:27:36 > 0:27:39It's OK, it's OK, Theo. Just hang in there.
0:27:39 > 0:27:42As soon as we get home, we're going to get you fixed.
0:27:42 > 0:27:44What? I don't need to be fixed. STAMMERS
0:27:44 > 0:27:45There's nothing wrong with me, Chet.
0:27:45 > 0:27:49Nothing wrong with you? Well, you're...
0:27:49 > 0:27:50You're a freak of nature.
0:27:50 > 0:27:52I know, I know! Isn't it great?
0:27:52 > 0:27:53Theo!
0:27:53 > 0:27:55You know what? I prefer "Turbo."
0:27:56 > 0:27:59I don't know what crazy lab you escaped from
0:27:59 > 0:28:02but you're amazing, Little Amigo. Amazing!
0:28:02 > 0:28:03- ANGELO:- Tito!
0:28:03 > 0:28:05Mmm?
0:28:05 > 0:28:07Um, one second, please.
0:28:07 > 0:28:10Do you see that sign? What does it say?
0:28:10 > 0:28:11Angelo...
0:28:11 > 0:28:13It says, "Dos Bros Tacos."
0:28:13 > 0:28:16"Dos" Bros, Tito. Not "Uno" Bro.
0:28:16 > 0:28:19You're supposed to be out there, selling tacos,
0:28:19 > 0:28:20not racing snails.
0:28:20 > 0:28:23I know, but this little guy is something special.
0:28:23 > 0:28:24I'm telling you, Angelo,
0:28:24 > 0:28:27the customers are going to be lining up around the block.
0:28:27 > 0:28:29I can see it already.
0:28:29 > 0:28:34"Come for the snail racing, stay for the chimichangas." Huh?
0:28:34 > 0:28:37Get your head out of the clouds, Tito.
0:28:37 > 0:28:39It's enough with your crazy schemes.
0:28:39 > 0:28:42No! You're a taco genius, Angelo.
0:28:42 > 0:28:47And it is my mission in life to share your gift with the world.
0:28:47 > 0:28:49Great. Then first thing in the morning,
0:28:49 > 0:28:53get in that truck and go sell some tacos.
0:28:53 > 0:28:54SIGHS
0:28:54 > 0:28:56Ah, Tito.
0:28:57 > 0:28:58SIGHS
0:29:03 > 0:29:05You sure you had enough to eat? Are you tired?
0:29:05 > 0:29:09Here, I made up your bed.
0:29:09 > 0:29:12Now, it might get a little chilly tonight.
0:29:12 > 0:29:14So, I warmed up your blanket.
0:29:15 > 0:29:20There you go. All comfy and cosy.
0:29:20 > 0:29:24Sweet dreams, Little Amigo. I'll see you in the morning.
0:29:24 > 0:29:25CHUCKLES
0:29:25 > 0:29:28Did he really just kiss you goodnight?
0:29:28 > 0:29:30He did. Jealous? THUMPING ON DOOR
0:29:34 > 0:29:36Question. What gives with the super-speed?
0:29:36 > 0:29:37Hey, hey, you a robot?
0:29:37 > 0:29:39Are you radioactive, homie?
0:29:39 > 0:29:40Is it contagious?
0:29:40 > 0:29:42Give the kid some space.
0:29:43 > 0:29:46I'm Whiplash. And this here is my crew.
0:29:46 > 0:29:49- I'm Skidmark! - SQUEAKING
0:29:50 > 0:29:52Ah, yeah!
0:29:52 > 0:29:56And I'm Burn. Sizzle, sizzle, uh-uh.
0:29:56 > 0:29:59The name is Smoove Move. I set the tone around here, you dig?
0:29:59 > 0:30:00Now check this. Right about now,
0:30:00 > 0:30:04I'm moving so fast, the whole world's going in slow motion, baby.
0:30:04 > 0:30:06BOTH: Whoa...
0:30:06 > 0:30:08Here one second, gone the next.
0:30:08 > 0:30:11They call me the White Shadow!
0:30:11 > 0:30:15Because I'm so fast, all you see is my shadow.
0:30:15 > 0:30:17I don't get it.
0:30:17 > 0:30:19I'm fast, like a shadow!
0:30:19 > 0:30:23Yeah, but shadows, they're not inherently fast.
0:30:23 > 0:30:25White Shadow...
0:30:25 > 0:30:26I can still see you.
0:30:26 > 0:30:28Listen, garden snail, you clearly
0:30:28 > 0:30:30got the skills to pay the bills.
0:30:30 > 0:30:33If snails had to pay bills, that is.
0:30:33 > 0:30:34You would be able to pay them.
0:30:34 > 0:30:36Yeah, bills.
0:30:36 > 0:30:37Paid in full, son.
0:30:37 > 0:30:41So, I'm here to invite you to join our crew.
0:30:41 > 0:30:42SUPPRESSED CHUCKLE
0:30:42 > 0:30:44Join your crew?
0:30:44 > 0:30:46Did I say something humorous?
0:30:46 > 0:30:49I'm sorry. It's just that you guys are, you know,
0:30:49 > 0:30:52kind of slow-ish.
0:30:52 > 0:30:54ALL: Oh! Really? To our faces?
0:30:54 > 0:30:56Theo, what are you doing?
0:30:56 > 0:31:00Now, I'm going to pretend I didn't hear what I clearly just heard.
0:31:00 > 0:31:03- Heard what? - LAUGHS NERVOUSLY - I didn't hear anything.
0:31:03 > 0:31:04Nothing out of order, did you, Theo?
0:31:04 > 0:31:05Oh, I meant what I said.
0:31:05 > 0:31:08Then you better put your money where your mouth is.
0:31:08 > 0:31:09Snails don't have money.
0:31:09 > 0:31:12Otherwise, we'd be able to pay the bills. Remember?
0:31:12 > 0:31:14Your trash talk is needlessly complicated.
0:31:14 > 0:31:19Is it? Or is it that your unpaid bills are overdue?
0:31:19 > 0:31:23Enough talk. It's time for action.
0:31:23 > 0:31:29It's simple. First one to the top of that shooting star wins.
0:31:29 > 0:31:33SCOFFS You guys? Way up there, huh? Awesome.
0:31:33 > 0:31:35Let me get my calendar so I can time you.
0:31:35 > 0:31:37- SCOFFS - Oh, you got jokes, rookie?
0:31:37 > 0:31:39Laugh it up, garden snail.
0:31:39 > 0:31:40On your mark...
0:31:40 > 0:31:43- MUSIC: Jump Around by House Of Pain - Get yourself set...
0:31:43 > 0:31:47Prepare to be White Shadowed!
0:31:47 > 0:31:49ALL WHOOPING
0:31:49 > 0:31:50BOTH: Whoa!
0:31:52 > 0:31:54Yeah!
0:31:54 > 0:31:55Whoo!
0:31:55 > 0:31:56Yeah! Bam!
0:31:57 > 0:31:59Coming through!
0:31:59 > 0:32:00Oh! Those guys are crazy!
0:32:00 > 0:32:02Those guys are awesome.
0:32:04 > 0:32:06Hey, player! The party up here!
0:32:06 > 0:32:08Whoo!
0:32:10 > 0:32:12WHOOPING
0:32:13 > 0:32:14How do I get up there?
0:32:29 > 0:32:31Later!
0:32:31 > 0:32:32LAUGHING Oh!
0:32:39 > 0:32:41MUSIC DISTORTS
0:32:43 > 0:32:44JUMP AROUND CONTINUES PLAYING
0:32:44 > 0:32:46Coming through!
0:32:46 > 0:32:47Yeah!
0:32:49 > 0:32:52- Who's "slow-ish" now, garden snail? - ALL LAUGHING
0:32:56 > 0:32:59LAUGHS Today, everything changes!
0:33:02 > 0:33:04- ANGELO: - Tito, what are you doing?
0:33:04 > 0:33:06Planning a "taco-volution"!
0:33:06 > 0:33:09It's a little concept that I came up with. When you combine the words...
0:33:09 > 0:33:12"Taco" and "revolution." I get it.
0:33:12 > 0:33:15But how is that supposed to help us sell tacos?
0:33:15 > 0:33:19Patience, bro. Taco-volutions don't happen in a day.
0:33:19 > 0:33:20# Tacos, I say
0:33:20 > 0:33:23# Talking about a taco-volution ANGELO GROANS
0:33:23 > 0:33:25# Sauce and chips Mmm... #
0:33:27 > 0:33:29TOUR BUS DRIVER: And next up on our tour is the LA River.
0:33:29 > 0:33:31Oh, oh, oh!
0:33:31 > 0:33:32Famous for its appearance...
0:33:34 > 0:33:35GROANS
0:33:35 > 0:33:37Get! Get out! BIRDS CAWING
0:33:45 > 0:33:49- TITO:- Sorry, Paz. Can you throw that up here?
0:33:49 > 0:33:51- WHIPLASH:- Coming to getcha! I'm coming to getcha!
0:33:51 > 0:33:52- BURN:- Bye.
0:33:52 > 0:33:54PHONE RINGS Hey!
0:33:54 > 0:33:58Valley Hobby, this is Bobby, how can I help you?
0:33:58 > 0:34:01No, you got the wrong number. Yeah, OK.
0:34:01 > 0:34:03SIGHS
0:34:03 > 0:34:05- WHIPLASH:- That's what I'm talking about!
0:34:05 > 0:34:08You want Jackson Five on your feet? One Jackson per toe.
0:34:09 > 0:34:12Sure, knock yourself out.
0:34:22 > 0:34:25Can't get no better.
0:34:32 > 0:34:33SIGHS
0:34:44 > 0:34:45EXHALES
0:34:52 > 0:34:53Mmm!
0:34:56 > 0:34:59- CHET:- OK. So, what's your plan, huh?
0:34:59 > 0:35:02Stay here in this rundown strip mall?
0:35:02 > 0:35:05With a bunch of lunatic snails,
0:35:05 > 0:35:09and a nutso taco man who is using you to sell Mexican food?
0:35:09 > 0:35:14Because if that's your plan, then whoopty-skippy-do, sign me up!
0:35:14 > 0:35:19My ears are burning. I hope you're not talking about me.
0:35:19 > 0:35:21You two seem to have a special connection, Little Amigo,
0:35:21 > 0:35:25and Snail Who Seems To Be Friends With Little Amigo.
0:35:25 > 0:35:27Is this your mother?
0:35:27 > 0:35:29- LAUGHING - Your sister?
0:35:29 > 0:35:34Oh! Say no more. It's your girlfriend.
0:35:34 > 0:35:36SNORTING GRUMBLES
0:35:36 > 0:35:39Ah, she's a cutie.
0:35:39 > 0:35:41Ow!
0:35:41 > 0:35:42Hmm.
0:35:44 > 0:35:46Women.
0:35:46 > 0:35:47SIGHS
0:35:47 > 0:35:49I have to admit,
0:35:49 > 0:35:52I was kind of hoping the taco-volution would've started by now.
0:35:55 > 0:35:57SIGHS
0:35:57 > 0:35:58GROANS
0:35:58 > 0:36:00It doesn't make sense.
0:36:00 > 0:36:02With my brains and your speed,
0:36:02 > 0:36:05we should be destined for greatness, right?
0:36:06 > 0:36:08We need to think big, Little Amigo.
0:36:08 > 0:36:12I'm talking commercials, talk shows, county fairs.
0:36:13 > 0:36:16Flea markets. No, farmers' markets. No, supermarkets.
0:36:16 > 0:36:18We'll cover all the markets.
0:36:19 > 0:36:22Quinceaeras, confirmations, graduations...
0:36:22 > 0:36:25GASPS The Indy 500.
0:36:25 > 0:36:29Ooh, I got it. We can have our very own telenovela!
0:36:29 > 0:36:30What? No.
0:36:42 > 0:36:44Oh...
0:36:44 > 0:36:45THEO LAUGHS Whoo!
0:36:45 > 0:36:48This is it, Chet. I knew we ended up here for a reason.
0:36:48 > 0:36:50- CHET:- Will you just slow down for a second?
0:36:50 > 0:36:54Slow down? Are you kidding? I'm never going slow again!
0:36:54 > 0:36:56Theo, stop. Oh!
0:36:57 > 0:36:59What are you trying to say?
0:36:59 > 0:37:02I want to enter him in the Indy 500.
0:37:02 > 0:37:05The Indy 500? What are you talking about?
0:37:05 > 0:37:06What is he talking about?
0:37:06 > 0:37:08Now, look, I know it may sound a little crazy...
0:37:08 > 0:37:11No, no, no, Tito, that doesn't sound crazy.
0:37:11 > 0:37:15Dos Bros Tacos and Sushi. That was crazy.
0:37:15 > 0:37:16What? People love sushi.
0:37:16 > 0:37:21Dos Bros Tacos and Monkey Petting Zoo. That was crazy.
0:37:21 > 0:37:24The babies were cute. The adults were just so mean.
0:37:24 > 0:37:27Taco Man and his sidekick, the Churro.
0:37:27 > 0:37:29Oh, that was off-the-hook crazy!
0:37:29 > 0:37:31- SCOFFS - Crazy awesome.
0:37:31 > 0:37:36But this, Tito? This is in a category all by itself.
0:37:36 > 0:37:37Angelo, please.
0:37:37 > 0:37:39Come on, Chet. Just hear me out.
0:37:39 > 0:37:43Theo, a snail cannot race in a competition meant for cars.
0:37:43 > 0:37:45There are rules.
0:37:45 > 0:37:47Actually, I've been doing a lot of research,
0:37:47 > 0:37:48and there's nothing in the rules
0:37:48 > 0:37:50that says a snail can't enter the race.
0:37:50 > 0:37:52There's nothing that says this sponge can't enter the race either,
0:37:52 > 0:37:55but that doesn't mean it's ever going to happen.
0:37:55 > 0:37:57- Millions of people watch that race. - Uh-huh.
0:37:57 > 0:37:59This could put us on the map, bro.
0:37:59 > 0:38:00Trying to work, here.
0:38:00 > 0:38:02Oh, come on, Angelo.
0:38:02 > 0:38:04All we have to do is raise the 20,000 registration fee.
0:38:04 > 0:38:05What?
0:38:05 > 0:38:07- I figured, once we sell the truck... - Sell the...
0:38:07 > 0:38:09Are you even listening to yourself, Tito?
0:38:09 > 0:38:15You want to invest our entire life savings in a snail!
0:38:15 > 0:38:19I'm telling you, this snail crawled into our lives for a reason.
0:38:19 > 0:38:22I think he could be our little shooting star.
0:38:22 > 0:38:24Did you hear that, Chet? This guy believes in me.
0:38:24 > 0:38:26That guy is as crazy as you are.
0:38:26 > 0:38:28They'll never let you into that race.
0:38:28 > 0:38:30And even if they did, you wouldn't survive one lap.
0:38:30 > 0:38:32- Yeah, but... - Angelo, listen...
0:38:32 > 0:38:33- Tito! - Theo!
0:38:33 > 0:38:35Not every dream is meant to come true.
0:38:35 > 0:38:39- Yeah, what he said. - BOTH SIGH
0:38:39 > 0:38:40CHUCKLES
0:38:40 > 0:38:44A snail in the Indy 500.
0:38:44 > 0:38:47What will you think of next?
0:38:49 > 0:38:50SIGHS
0:38:50 > 0:38:51REVVING
0:38:54 > 0:38:57Don't worry, Little Amigo. We'll get that entrance fee somehow.
0:38:57 > 0:38:58METAL DOORS CLOSING
0:39:01 > 0:39:02Hmm.
0:39:05 > 0:39:07Now, I know some people may say
0:39:07 > 0:39:0920,000 sounds like a lot of money.
0:39:09 > 0:39:10It is a lot of money.
0:39:10 > 0:39:13And I know some people may say I'm crazy.
0:39:13 > 0:39:18But I say, when a snail crawls into your life at 200mph,
0:39:18 > 0:39:20then you'd have to be crazy not to grab onto that shell,
0:39:20 > 0:39:22and take a ride of a lifetime.
0:39:22 > 0:39:26- GASPS - Now, in case you're still not convinced...
0:39:26 > 0:39:29Boom! Check out my well-designed endorsement poster.
0:39:29 > 0:39:30WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS PLAYING ON RADIO
0:39:30 > 0:39:34# ..are the champions, my friends... #
0:39:34 > 0:39:36GRUNTING
0:39:36 > 0:39:38What's your point, Tito?
0:39:39 > 0:39:43My point is, we got a chance to change our lives for the better.
0:39:43 > 0:39:47To make Starlight Plaza the great place we all know it could be.
0:39:47 > 0:39:48Now, come on.
0:39:48 > 0:39:53Who's ready to sponsor the next Indy 500 champion?
0:39:53 > 0:39:54SQUEAKING
0:39:56 > 0:40:00Sorry, Tito, but I've got work to do.
0:40:00 > 0:40:03No, you don't. None of you do.
0:40:04 > 0:40:07I don't get it. That poster was awesome.
0:40:08 > 0:40:12Oh, well, good try, you did your best. Time to go home, Theo.
0:40:12 > 0:40:15Oh, we're going to Indianapolis, Chet.
0:40:15 > 0:40:18Don't you worry your chubby little face about that.
0:40:19 > 0:40:20All right, team.
0:40:20 > 0:40:22NECKS CRUNCHING
0:40:22 > 0:40:24Snail up!
0:40:24 > 0:40:26POPPING
0:40:26 > 0:40:29TOUR BUS DRIVER: And next up on our tour is the LA River.
0:40:29 > 0:40:32Famous for its appearance in such movies as... GASPS
0:40:32 > 0:40:33You've just been White Shadowed!
0:40:33 > 0:40:36Oh! Whoo!
0:40:36 > 0:40:38Next stop is the Starlight Plaza.
0:40:38 > 0:40:39TYRES SCREECHING
0:40:39 > 0:40:40HORNS HONKING
0:40:42 > 0:40:43CHILDREN WHOOPING Yes!
0:40:45 > 0:40:47Burn. Let's get this party started.
0:40:47 > 0:40:49You know it.
0:40:52 > 0:40:53Snailed it.
0:40:53 > 0:40:55Skidmark. You bringing the beverages?
0:40:55 > 0:40:58Oh, I got a beverage for you. And a beverage for you.
0:41:00 > 0:41:01WHIMPERING
0:41:01 > 0:41:02LAUGHING
0:41:04 > 0:41:06AIR HISSING
0:41:06 > 0:41:09Light her up, Turbo. Do your thing, baby.
0:41:12 > 0:41:13ALL GASPING
0:41:15 > 0:41:18Hey, Angelo! We got customers.
0:41:18 > 0:41:19Whoa!
0:41:25 > 0:41:27OK, you ready?
0:41:28 > 0:41:29Go!
0:41:29 > 0:41:30CHILDREN GASP
0:41:33 > 0:41:35Huh?
0:41:35 > 0:41:36CHEERING
0:41:37 > 0:41:40- GRUNTS - All right. You're good to go.
0:41:40 > 0:41:42OK, everybody. Back on the bus.
0:41:42 > 0:41:44Oh, Mama, you look good!
0:41:44 > 0:41:47Bye. Come again. I do weddings, bar mitzvahs.
0:41:47 > 0:41:49- Thank you. - Come back soon.
0:41:49 > 0:41:51Tomorrow, later on today. I'll be here.
0:41:51 > 0:41:53Good luck with that snail of yours.
0:41:53 > 0:41:54Thank you, my friend.
0:41:54 > 0:41:56I gotta hand it to you, Tito.
0:41:56 > 0:41:59For once, one of your crazy schemes worked.
0:41:59 > 0:42:00- CHUCKLES - I know!
0:42:00 > 0:42:02And, hey, if we did better because of that billboard,
0:42:02 > 0:42:05just imagine what the Indy 500 could do.
0:42:05 > 0:42:07Hey, don't go crazy on me.
0:42:07 > 0:42:11We had a good day. We sold a few extra tacos.
0:42:11 > 0:42:13It's good enough.
0:42:29 > 0:42:32- You better not mess this up, Tito. - Mm-hm.
0:42:32 > 0:42:33GASPS
0:42:33 > 0:42:34LAUGHS
0:42:34 > 0:42:35Oh, no.
0:42:35 > 0:42:38Oh, yes. We're going to Indianapolis, Chet!
0:42:38 > 0:42:43"I" to the "N" to the "Dizzy" to the "Wizzah." You dig?
0:42:43 > 0:42:45ALL LAUGH Yes, sir.
0:42:45 > 0:42:47CUSTOMER: One breakfast burrito, please.
0:42:47 > 0:42:48EXPLOSION
0:42:48 > 0:42:49COUGHING
0:42:52 > 0:42:56That's it. I'm sorry, honey. Today is the day.
0:43:00 > 0:43:03Tito!
0:43:03 > 0:43:06MUSIC: Goin' Back To Indiana by The Jackson 5
0:43:06 > 0:43:07SNAILS WHOOPING
0:43:07 > 0:43:08Are you ready, big man?
0:43:08 > 0:43:11On three. One, two...
0:43:12 > 0:43:15Indy, baby!
0:43:15 > 0:43:16RINGING
0:43:21 > 0:43:22SIGHS
0:43:26 > 0:43:27HORNS HONKING
0:43:33 > 0:43:34Oh, oh!
0:43:34 > 0:43:37I got it! "Fasty"!
0:43:37 > 0:43:38Are you kidding me?
0:43:42 > 0:43:43Huh?
0:43:43 > 0:43:44Oh!
0:43:44 > 0:43:46"Turbo"!
0:43:47 > 0:43:51All right, as the kids say, "Time to plump your ride."
0:43:51 > 0:43:54Oh, heck, no!
0:43:54 > 0:43:55SKIDMARK WHOOPING
0:43:55 > 0:43:57Let's do this. WHIPLASH LAUGHS
0:43:57 > 0:43:59Now, THAT'S more like it.
0:43:59 > 0:44:01MUSIC CONTINUES
0:44:10 > 0:44:12No twitching. Voila!
0:44:12 > 0:44:13Ooh-wee!
0:44:13 > 0:44:16Suited and booted, gooted and looted, dipped and whipped!
0:44:16 > 0:44:19We've got a contender, baby!
0:44:26 > 0:44:28Oh, look at him go!
0:44:42 > 0:44:44Ah. Fresh air, baby.
0:44:44 > 0:44:46We ain't in Van Nuys no more.
0:44:46 > 0:44:47Uh-uh.
0:44:47 > 0:44:49PANTING
0:44:50 > 0:44:51SIGHS
0:44:54 > 0:44:55GASPS
0:44:57 > 0:44:59Hi, Chet.
0:44:59 > 0:45:00You're going to be my boyfriend!
0:45:00 > 0:45:02I'm going to call you "boo."
0:45:02 > 0:45:04"Boo"? What does that even mean?
0:45:08 > 0:45:10Sure beats the view from the garden, huh?
0:45:10 > 0:45:11SIGHS
0:45:13 > 0:45:15I can't believe you're doing this.
0:45:15 > 0:45:17"We." We are doing this.
0:45:17 > 0:45:20You. I'm just a hostage.
0:45:21 > 0:45:25Theo, what happens if you wake up tomorrow,
0:45:25 > 0:45:28and your powers are gone, hm?
0:45:28 > 0:45:30What then?
0:45:33 > 0:45:35Then I'd better make the most of today.
0:46:00 > 0:46:02RACING CARS ZOOM
0:46:10 > 0:46:11HE WHISTLES
0:46:11 > 0:46:14This is even bigger than Hobby-Con.
0:46:23 > 0:46:25Wow. Now, THAT'S a car.
0:46:25 > 0:46:28Whoa. Shiny.
0:46:30 > 0:46:31HE GASPS
0:46:54 > 0:46:55Gagne.
0:47:08 > 0:47:09Whoa!
0:47:17 > 0:47:20And Guy Gagne wins the pole,
0:47:20 > 0:47:24with a four-lap average of 230mph.
0:47:24 > 0:47:26That's Gagne's best time yet.
0:47:26 > 0:47:28Turbo's never gone THAT fast.
0:47:28 > 0:47:29I mean, yet.
0:47:29 > 0:47:33- Argh!- So, you got a plan, Taco Man?
0:47:33 > 0:47:35Of course I do.
0:47:36 > 0:47:39Please tell me those phony glasses are not your plan.
0:47:39 > 0:47:43Uh, no. That would be ridiculous.
0:47:43 > 0:47:45(Come on, phony glasses, do your thing.)
0:47:49 > 0:47:50Oh, that's great.
0:47:50 > 0:47:52I'm going to go have heart attack.
0:47:59 > 0:48:02- CLEARS THROAT - Que pasa, my friend?
0:48:02 > 0:48:05I have a driver that I'd like to enter into the race.
0:48:05 > 0:48:07What team does your driver race for?
0:48:07 > 0:48:10Dos Bros Tacos and Company.
0:48:12 > 0:48:14Has he passed the rookie test?
0:48:15 > 0:48:18Hey, come here. Let's cut to the chase, OK?
0:48:18 > 0:48:21You have glasses, I have glasses.
0:48:21 > 0:48:23What do we gotta do to get this done, bro?
0:48:23 > 0:48:26Hey, let go. Come on, man, let go!
0:48:26 > 0:48:28This is no way to treat a guy with glasses.
0:48:28 > 0:48:30- I have astigmatism and stuff. - Yeah, yeah.
0:48:30 > 0:48:32HE SIGHS
0:48:32 > 0:48:33ENGINE ROARS
0:48:35 > 0:48:36REPORTERS CLAMOUR
0:48:36 > 0:48:40Guy, how do you do it, shattering your own records year after year?
0:48:40 > 0:48:43- LAUGHS:- Well, when a cheetah chases after a gazelle,
0:48:43 > 0:48:47does he ever stop to think, "Maybe I've caught enough gazelles.
0:48:47 > 0:48:50"Maybe I should just settle down, try the vegan thing."
0:48:50 > 0:48:53No! He keeps running as long as his legs will carry him.
0:48:53 > 0:48:57I am like the cheetah. I never give up.
0:48:57 > 0:48:59- Next question. - CAMERAS CLICK
0:48:59 > 0:49:00REPORTERS CLAMOUR
0:49:00 > 0:49:04All right, give me the keys. I'll drive the first shift home.
0:49:04 > 0:49:06Whoa! What gives?
0:49:06 > 0:49:07HE GRUNTS
0:49:11 > 0:49:12No, no, no!
0:49:13 > 0:49:15HE PANTS
0:49:15 > 0:49:18Can I help you, monsieur?
0:49:18 > 0:49:20- HE CHUCKLES - One second, please.
0:49:20 > 0:49:22What are you doing? Are you trying to get me arrested?
0:49:26 > 0:49:27Oh.
0:49:27 > 0:49:31Sorry! So sorry. We'll have this under control...
0:49:31 > 0:49:32Ladies and gentlemen!
0:49:32 > 0:49:37I give you the next Indy 500 champion!
0:49:37 > 0:49:39Huh? Huh?
0:49:39 > 0:49:42Is that a snail?
0:49:42 > 0:49:44Your driver is a snail?!
0:49:44 > 0:49:45DERISIVE LAUGHTER
0:49:51 > 0:49:52FEEDBACK
0:49:52 > 0:49:54What kind of welcome is that?
0:49:54 > 0:49:57I'd say an appropriate welcome, given the situation.
0:49:57 > 0:50:00- All right. Game over, nut job. - Let's go.
0:50:00 > 0:50:02- Have a nice flight, Chet. - Huh?
0:50:02 > 0:50:04- Hit it! - White Shadow!
0:50:04 > 0:50:05SCREAMING
0:50:05 > 0:50:07Banzai!
0:50:07 > 0:50:08Get off!
0:50:08 > 0:50:09Pedal to the metal, Turbo.
0:50:09 > 0:50:11MUSIC: Speedin' by Classic
0:50:11 > 0:50:12Go!
0:50:14 > 0:50:15Whoa!
0:50:29 > 0:50:30Yeah!
0:50:30 > 0:50:33Whoa! That snail is fast!
0:50:48 > 0:50:49HE PANTS
0:50:52 > 0:50:54CHET WHIMPERS
0:50:54 > 0:50:55Whoo!
0:50:55 > 0:50:57What did I miss? What did I miss?
0:51:00 > 0:51:02CHEERING
0:51:02 > 0:51:05226! Ha-ha! That's fast enough to qualify!
0:51:09 > 0:51:10HE LAUGHS
0:51:10 > 0:51:12That's what I'm talking about!
0:51:15 > 0:51:18ON VIDEO: Whoa! That snail is fast!
0:51:18 > 0:51:21Oh, man, wait till people see this!
0:51:25 > 0:51:29Whoa! That snail is fast! What? Are you seeing this?
0:51:29 > 0:51:30HE GULPS
0:51:30 > 0:51:31PHONE RINGS
0:51:31 > 0:51:33- Hello? - WOMAN:- Have you heard?
0:51:33 > 0:51:35Yes, I've heard.
0:51:35 > 0:51:36That snail IS fast.
0:51:36 > 0:51:39Forget about it. This will blow over by noon.
0:51:39 > 0:51:41ON VIDEO: Whoa! That snail is fast!
0:51:41 > 0:51:42HE LAUGHS
0:51:42 > 0:51:43PHONE RINGS
0:51:43 > 0:51:44- Hello? MAN:- Have you seen it?
0:51:44 > 0:51:46Yes, I've seen it!
0:51:46 > 0:51:47PHONE CHIMES
0:51:49 > 0:51:52# Whoa! That snail is fast!
0:51:52 > 0:51:54# What?
0:51:54 > 0:51:56# Snail is fast!
0:51:56 > 0:51:57# You see the snail moving fast
0:51:57 > 0:51:59# You slow, you gon' get passed
0:51:59 > 0:52:00# You see him gaining position for first
0:52:00 > 0:52:02# He won't be last
0:52:02 > 0:52:03# He's ready to make a dash
0:52:03 > 0:52:05# Snail quicker than a lightning flash
0:52:05 > 0:52:06# His engine's roaring, he's flooring
0:52:06 > 0:52:09# He won't run out of gas... # ALL GASP
0:52:09 > 0:52:10- ALL:- Whoa! - # That snail is fast!
0:52:10 > 0:52:13# That snail is fast fast, fast, fast, fast... #
0:52:14 > 0:52:16Whoa! Are you seeing this?
0:52:16 > 0:52:17Whoa!
0:52:17 > 0:52:19You cannot have a snail in the Indy 500.
0:52:19 > 0:52:20Whoa!
0:52:20 > 0:52:22It's a miracle of nature!
0:52:22 > 0:52:24- NEWS ANCHOR:- Will the snail be crushed by the giant race cars?
0:52:24 > 0:52:25- Aah!- Whoa!
0:52:25 > 0:52:30# That snail is fast, fast, fast Fast, fast, fast, fast. #
0:52:33 > 0:52:35Whoa. That snail is fast.
0:52:38 > 0:52:40We've just received word that the CEO
0:52:40 > 0:52:42of IndyCar is about to make a statement.
0:52:48 > 0:52:49- FEEDBACK - Ahem...
0:52:49 > 0:52:52And so, after careful consideration and...
0:52:52 > 0:52:55RINGTONE: # That snail is fast That snail is fast... #
0:52:55 > 0:52:57Sorry. My bad.
0:52:57 > 0:52:59HE SIGHS
0:52:59 > 0:53:00I've decided...
0:53:00 > 0:53:02Please, say yes. Please, say yes.
0:53:02 > 0:53:03Please, say no. Please, say no.
0:53:03 > 0:53:05White Shadow.
0:53:06 > 0:53:11I've decided that I simply cannot permit a snail to enter...
0:53:11 > 0:53:13Please, sir, give my snail a shot,
0:53:13 > 0:53:16and I swear, you won't regret it.
0:53:16 > 0:53:20Mr Lopez, while I appreciate your enthusiasm, my decision is...
0:53:20 > 0:53:22Let him race!
0:53:22 > 0:53:23- BOTH:- Let him race!
0:53:23 > 0:53:25- ALL:- Let him race!
0:53:25 > 0:53:28Let him race! Let him race! Let him race!
0:53:28 > 0:53:30Let him race! Let him race!
0:53:30 > 0:53:32Now, now. Order.
0:53:32 > 0:53:34Sir, if I may.
0:53:34 > 0:53:36You might want to get a two-shot here.
0:53:36 > 0:53:42I, like this passionate gentleman here, came from humble beginnings.
0:53:42 > 0:53:45In the words of my dear father,
0:53:45 > 0:53:50"No dream is too big, and no dreamer, too small."
0:53:50 > 0:53:52And that is why I, for one,
0:53:52 > 0:53:57believe that if the Indy 500 isn't going to put a limit on speed,
0:53:57 > 0:54:00then it shouldn't put a limit on spirit!
0:54:01 > 0:54:03Give the people what they want.
0:54:03 > 0:54:05Let him race!
0:54:05 > 0:54:09ALL: Let him race! Let him race! Let him race!
0:54:09 > 0:54:11Just me.
0:54:11 > 0:54:13Whole frame, my face.
0:54:13 > 0:54:15Let him race! Let him race!
0:54:16 > 0:54:17All right!
0:54:19 > 0:54:22"All right," what?
0:54:22 > 0:54:25Your snail can compete in the Indianapolis 500.
0:54:25 > 0:54:27ALL CHEER
0:54:27 > 0:54:29Yeah!
0:54:29 > 0:54:32Has the world lost its mind?
0:54:32 > 0:54:36Gracias, amigo, gracias! Muchas gracias!
0:54:36 > 0:54:39MUSIC: We Are The Champions by Queen
0:54:39 > 0:54:40THEY LAUGH
0:54:41 > 0:54:43To Turbo!
0:54:43 > 0:54:44Starlight Plaza! Hey!
0:54:44 > 0:54:46He ain't slow no more.
0:54:46 > 0:54:47That's for sure.
0:54:47 > 0:54:48Shut the door.
0:54:48 > 0:54:50Get on the floor.
0:54:50 > 0:54:52Barbecue sauce!
0:54:52 > 0:54:53Uh? Uh?
0:54:53 > 0:54:55- TV:- ..and we're back with more from Indianapolis.
0:54:55 > 0:54:57Check it out! We're on TV.
0:54:57 > 0:54:58Mr Lopez, how do you feel about
0:54:58 > 0:55:00getting to compete in the Indy 500?
0:55:00 > 0:55:02- SOBS:- I'm just so...so happy.
0:55:02 > 0:55:04And we'd all be happy to see you
0:55:04 > 0:55:06come on down to the Starlight Plaza.
0:55:06 > 0:55:09Just north of the 101 in Van Nuys, California.
0:55:09 > 0:55:10Kim Ly Nail Salon.
0:55:10 > 0:55:12Where we put the "nail" in "snail."
0:55:13 > 0:55:16- Ow!- Taco Man cried in front of millions of people.
0:55:38 > 0:55:40Here you go, Paz. Nice and warm.
0:55:40 > 0:55:41Goodnight, Tito.
0:55:41 > 0:55:43- You comfy enough, Bobby? - Uh... No.
0:55:43 > 0:55:44OK, let me know if you need anything.
0:55:44 > 0:55:47Hey! No touching!
0:55:47 > 0:55:49THEY SNORE
0:55:49 > 0:55:51Smooth, smooth, smooth.
0:55:51 > 0:55:56Sleep tight, Little Amigo. We got a big day tomorrow.
0:55:57 > 0:55:59- CHET:- Yep.
0:55:59 > 0:56:01Big day, indeed.
0:56:01 > 0:56:04Hmm, I'm detecting a refreshing note of disapproval.
0:56:04 > 0:56:08I'm worried. And you should be, too.
0:56:08 > 0:56:09I'll be fine.
0:56:09 > 0:56:12You are delusional, you know that? Ugh...
0:56:12 > 0:56:15It-It's Big Red all over again -
0:56:15 > 0:56:17only this time, instead of one lawn mower,
0:56:17 > 0:56:22it'll be 32 giant, fire-breathing cars!
0:56:23 > 0:56:25And I won't be able to save you.
0:56:25 > 0:56:28You won't have to, because this time, I have speed.
0:56:28 > 0:56:31You're not a car. You're a snail.
0:56:31 > 0:56:36I got a shot here, Chet. I can do this. You'll see.
0:56:36 > 0:56:37No, I won't.
0:56:37 > 0:56:41I will not stand by and watch the only brother I've got
0:56:41 > 0:56:46risk his life chasing some impossible dream.
0:56:46 > 0:56:48I'm sorry, Theo.
0:56:48 > 0:56:49HE SCOFFS
0:56:51 > 0:56:54All of these people, they believe in me.
0:56:54 > 0:56:58Guy Gagne believes in me.
0:56:58 > 0:57:00Why won't you?
0:57:00 > 0:57:03And by the way, my name is Turbo.
0:57:30 > 0:57:32- GUY:- All right. Tout suite, let's go.
0:57:42 > 0:57:44Whoa.
0:57:44 > 0:57:472.2-litre turbo V6.
0:57:47 > 0:57:5024-valve quad-overhead cam.
0:57:50 > 0:57:54Fastest open-wheel, single-seat machine on the planet.
0:57:54 > 0:57:56HE INHALES DEEPLY I think I'm in love.
0:57:58 > 0:58:00GASPS: No way.
0:58:08 > 0:58:11You're not trying to steal my trophy from me, are you?
0:58:12 > 0:58:14HE CHUCKLES
0:58:14 > 0:58:18Because if you want one for yourself, you may have a long wait.
0:58:18 > 0:58:19Espresso?
0:58:20 > 0:58:24So, you are my little competition, eh?
0:58:24 > 0:58:26The underdog versus the champion.
0:58:26 > 0:58:30The world loves the underdogs, you know.
0:58:30 > 0:58:32The dreamers out there, they need them.
0:58:32 > 0:58:35Need to believe that one day, maybe
0:58:35 > 0:58:37they could achieve the impossible, too.
0:58:40 > 0:58:42Well, the sad truth is,
0:58:42 > 0:58:44underdogs seldom win.
0:58:45 > 0:58:47And dreamers?
0:58:47 > 0:58:49Let's just say, eventually,
0:58:49 > 0:58:51they have to wake up.
0:58:53 > 0:58:58I've never talked to a snail before. So small, so amusing.
0:58:58 > 0:59:00No wonder they want to see you race, eh?
0:59:00 > 0:59:03- Vroom! Vroom! - HE LAUGHS
0:59:03 > 0:59:05Look at him go.
0:59:05 > 0:59:07Thank you, plucky snail.
0:59:07 > 0:59:11Because of you, the whole world will be watching this race.
0:59:11 > 0:59:17And when the chequered flag drops, they'll be watching ME win.
0:59:21 > 0:59:23Crawl home, garden snail...
0:59:26 > 0:59:28..while you still can.
0:59:28 > 0:59:29DOOR SLAMS
0:59:31 > 0:59:33ANNOUNCER: Good afternoon, race fans,
0:59:33 > 0:59:37and welcome to this year's running of the Indianapolis 500.
0:59:37 > 0:59:40Televised in over 200 countries
0:59:40 > 0:59:42and aired in 33 different languages,
0:59:42 > 0:59:44this is no longer just a race,
0:59:44 > 0:59:47this is the day you'll be telling your grandchildren about.
0:59:49 > 0:59:53Where were you the day they let a snail race in the Indy 500?
0:59:55 > 0:59:57OK, time to go. You ready?
0:59:57 > 0:59:59PHONE RINGS
1:00:03 > 1:00:05HE GROANS
1:00:05 > 1:00:07All right, team meeting. Bring it in.
1:00:07 > 1:00:12This is it, Little Amigo. This is our moment. Our time.
1:00:12 > 1:00:14Today is the day we make our mark.
1:00:14 > 1:00:16HE REVS
1:00:16 > 1:00:19Everybody in! It's go time!
1:00:25 > 1:00:29Oh, Theo. Be careful out there.
1:00:30 > 1:00:32Hey, little snail. Are you lost?
1:00:32 > 1:00:33No.
1:00:33 > 1:00:36Are you a boy, or a girl?
1:00:36 > 1:00:39Why is this confusing? I'm not a girl!
1:00:39 > 1:00:43And there they are, folks. Some of the biggest names in motorsport.
1:00:43 > 1:00:46Shelby Stone, hot off her win in Sao Paulo.
1:00:46 > 1:00:50Oh, and there's Claudio Cruz, aka "The Brazilian Butcher."
1:00:50 > 1:00:53He actually was a butcher before he got into race car driving.
1:00:56 > 1:00:58- CROWD CHANT:- Gagne! Gagne! Gagne!
1:00:58 > 1:01:00Hey!
1:01:00 > 1:01:03And here he comes, folks - le man, le myth, le legend...
1:01:03 > 1:01:05le "if I could choose anybody in the world
1:01:05 > 1:01:07"to be my best friend it would be..."
1:01:07 > 1:01:09- Guy Gagne! - CROWD CHEERS
1:01:09 > 1:01:11- Yes, yes! - CROWD:- Gagne, Gagne!
1:01:11 > 1:01:13Gagne, Gagne!
1:01:13 > 1:01:15MUSIC: Here We Come by V12 and Classic
1:01:23 > 1:01:26You know, food trucks are actually very popular these days.
1:01:26 > 1:01:28And I tell you what, I do love a good torta.
1:01:36 > 1:01:37TITO LAUGHS
1:01:37 > 1:01:39Yeah!
1:01:39 > 1:01:40Whoo! Uh-huh.
1:01:40 > 1:01:42And would you look at those T-shirts?
1:01:42 > 1:01:45It is amazing what you can do on your printer at home.
1:01:45 > 1:01:49Ay, Tito, you better know what you're doing.
1:01:49 > 1:01:53Here you go, little snail. Now you've got the best seat in the house.
1:01:53 > 1:01:54HE GASPS
1:01:56 > 1:02:00Oh, no. Nope. This isn't happening.
1:02:00 > 1:02:02I gotta get out of here. Argh!
1:02:02 > 1:02:04Stay here. I'll be right back.
1:02:04 > 1:02:07Help! Let me out. Let me out!
1:02:07 > 1:02:08HE HYPERVENTILATES
1:02:08 > 1:02:10Breathe...
1:02:10 > 1:02:12Good afternoon, and welcome
1:02:12 > 1:02:17to what has become the most anticipated and unprecedented
1:02:17 > 1:02:20running of the Indianapolis 500.
1:02:20 > 1:02:22So, without further ado,
1:02:22 > 1:02:27ladies and gentlemen, and snail,
1:02:27 > 1:02:30start your engines!
1:02:30 > 1:02:32ENGINES REV
1:02:40 > 1:02:42It's like an earthquake!
1:02:42 > 1:02:44I love it. Is it weird that I love it?
1:02:44 > 1:02:46OFFICIAL: Everyone, off the track, please.
1:02:46 > 1:02:48See you in the winner's circle, garden snail.
1:02:48 > 1:02:50Easy to the peasy, baby.
1:02:50 > 1:02:53Everything's going to be fine, OK? We can do this, right?
1:02:54 > 1:02:56Oh, I wish I was tiny, so I can give you a hug.
1:02:56 > 1:02:57Get off the track!
1:02:57 > 1:03:01OK, OK, I'm going! Good luck out there, Turbo!
1:03:09 > 1:03:10ENGINES ROAR
1:03:20 > 1:03:22Did anybody bring earplugs?
1:03:22 > 1:03:24What?
1:03:24 > 1:03:26Oh, I can't watch this.
1:03:26 > 1:03:28The pace car is off and the parade laps are underway.
1:03:28 > 1:03:31Only moments until the green flag drops,
1:03:31 > 1:03:34and history is made here at Indianapolis.
1:03:41 > 1:03:43CROWD CHEERS
1:03:43 > 1:03:44CHEERING FADES
1:03:44 > 1:03:46HEART THUMPS
1:03:51 > 1:03:52HE BREATHES HEAVILY
1:04:01 > 1:04:03Let's do this.
1:04:03 > 1:04:05And the race is on!
1:04:05 > 1:04:07You go, Turbo!
1:04:11 > 1:04:12HE WHIMPERS
1:04:15 > 1:04:16HE YELPS
1:04:20 > 1:04:21Aah!
1:04:28 > 1:04:30Turbo, struggling out there.
1:04:30 > 1:04:33Looks like the party is over for the motoring mollusc.
1:04:35 > 1:04:36Aaah!
1:04:38 > 1:04:40He's getting killed out there.
1:04:40 > 1:04:41What have we done?
1:04:46 > 1:04:49Whoa. That snail is history.
1:04:49 > 1:04:51Ugh! I think I'm going to be sick.
1:04:55 > 1:04:57HE LAUGHS
1:05:04 > 1:05:05THEO SCREAMS
1:05:06 > 1:05:08HE COUGHS
1:05:08 > 1:05:11Come on, garden snail. Get your head in the game!
1:05:31 > 1:05:33Go, go, go!
1:05:35 > 1:05:38All right, go, go, go!
1:05:38 > 1:05:40HE PANTS
1:05:40 > 1:05:41ALL YELL
1:05:41 > 1:05:43Come on! We're supposed to be a team, here!
1:05:43 > 1:05:45We're trying.
1:05:45 > 1:05:48It's a snail! There's not that much to do.
1:05:48 > 1:05:51That's it. This pit crew is officially under new management.
1:05:53 > 1:05:56Now, THIS is how it's done. Air jack.
1:05:56 > 1:05:57- Jack-tivate. - IMITATES AIR HISSING
1:05:57 > 1:05:59- Lube.- Applied liberally.
1:05:59 > 1:06:00Detailing.
1:06:00 > 1:06:02- Wax on, wax off.- Ow!
1:06:02 > 1:06:03- Fuel!- Down the hatch.
1:06:03 > 1:06:04Chug! Chug! Chug!
1:06:04 > 1:06:07- Foot massage.- You know it. - PHONE VIBRATES
1:06:07 > 1:06:08Relaxing vibes.
1:06:08 > 1:06:10- Own it, brother. - # Sailing... #
1:06:10 > 1:06:13- Now, de-lax those vibes! - HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYS
1:06:13 > 1:06:14Ahhh! Are you crazy?
1:06:14 > 1:06:17- Ow!- Yeah, I'm crazy! What made you think I was sane?
1:06:17 > 1:06:18I-I-I don't know how to... Ow!
1:06:18 > 1:06:20- Are you a car?- No.
1:06:20 > 1:06:21Are you a car?
1:06:21 > 1:06:22No!
1:06:22 > 1:06:25Then stop driving like one!
1:06:26 > 1:06:28Now get out there. Snail up, baby!
1:06:28 > 1:06:30Go, T-boogie, go!
1:06:30 > 1:06:31ALL CHEER
1:06:36 > 1:06:38Gagne with a commanding lead now.
1:06:38 > 1:06:41Followed by Claudio Cruz, Shelby Stone and Takao Noguchi.
1:06:46 > 1:06:48Go! Come on.
1:06:56 > 1:06:57Snail up.
1:07:03 > 1:07:05Snail up!
1:07:10 > 1:07:11Yes!
1:07:11 > 1:07:15I don't believe it! Turbo just went under a car!
1:07:15 > 1:07:17Whoa! Did you see that?
1:07:18 > 1:07:20MUSIC: Eye Of The Tiger (Sher Gunn Remix) by Survivor
1:07:23 > 1:07:27'Despite a rocky start, it looks like Turbo is gaining some ground.'
1:07:27 > 1:07:29Yeah! Now we're talking!
1:07:34 > 1:07:36Where is he? Where is he?
1:07:46 > 1:07:47HE LAUGHS
1:07:51 > 1:07:53Oh! He passed another one!
1:07:53 > 1:07:55Yeah!
1:07:55 > 1:07:58That's my brother, right there. That's the back of his head!
1:08:11 > 1:08:13Go, go, go! Left turn! Left turn!
1:08:13 > 1:08:15Yeah! Left turn!
1:08:19 > 1:08:20HE GASPS
1:08:29 > 1:08:32'Turbo manoeuvres past Shelby Stone and into second place!'
1:08:32 > 1:08:34He is hot on Gagne's heels!
1:08:34 > 1:08:36The snail's not going away, Guy.
1:08:36 > 1:08:39All right, I know, I know!
1:08:48 > 1:08:50'These racers better watch it coming into turn four.
1:08:50 > 1:08:51'This late in the race,'
1:08:51 > 1:08:53that outside edge is full of marbles.
1:08:53 > 1:08:56And you don't want to play with these marbles, kids.
1:08:56 > 1:08:58That rubber peeling off the tyres
1:08:58 > 1:08:59can be a minefield for these drivers.
1:09:01 > 1:09:03Here we go.
1:09:03 > 1:09:04Whoa!
1:09:06 > 1:09:08HE GRUNTS
1:09:08 > 1:09:09Yah!
1:09:11 > 1:09:14HE GROANS
1:09:25 > 1:09:27Turbo!
1:09:27 > 1:09:29Oh, no.
1:09:33 > 1:09:35Oh, man.
1:09:35 > 1:09:38What are we going to do? If he takes another hit like that last one...
1:09:38 > 1:09:41You gotta pull him, Tito.
1:09:43 > 1:09:47I'm sorry, Little Amigo. It's over.
1:09:55 > 1:09:57Hey...
1:09:57 > 1:10:00We got this far. It's good enough.
1:10:03 > 1:10:05No, it's not. HE GRUNTS
1:10:07 > 1:10:09'With the green flag about to be waved,
1:10:09 > 1:10:11'it looks like a mere formality at this point.
1:10:11 > 1:10:14'Gagne, just five laps away from victory.
1:10:14 > 1:10:16'Wait a minute!'
1:10:16 > 1:10:18Turbo is still in this thing!
1:10:18 > 1:10:19Huh?
1:10:29 > 1:10:30ENGINE SPUTTERS What?
1:10:30 > 1:10:31Whaa!
1:10:31 > 1:10:33Whoa! What happened there?
1:10:33 > 1:10:34Aaahhh!
1:10:36 > 1:10:38Come on, come on!
1:10:38 > 1:10:39Whoa!
1:10:44 > 1:10:45No!
1:10:45 > 1:10:46Theo!
1:10:46 > 1:10:48Whaa!
1:10:52 > 1:10:53No!
1:10:55 > 1:10:57Not this time. Come on!
1:10:57 > 1:10:59HE SCREAMS
1:11:05 > 1:11:07Come on, Turbo. Come on, Turbo.
1:11:10 > 1:11:13Come on, just hold in there a little longer.
1:11:21 > 1:11:22No!
1:11:31 > 1:11:32No!
1:11:32 > 1:11:34ALL GASP
1:11:34 > 1:11:36Farewell, little snail.
1:11:49 > 1:11:52'Unbelievable! Turbo takes the lead.'
1:11:52 > 1:11:53ALL CHEER
1:11:53 > 1:11:55Snail-style, baby!
1:11:55 > 1:11:57Bad idea. Bad idea.
1:11:57 > 1:11:58CROWD CHEERS
1:11:58 > 1:12:00'And the white flag is in the air'
1:12:00 > 1:12:03as we enter the 200th and final lap.
1:12:03 > 1:12:06'Turbo weaving between lapped cars like a snail possessed.
1:12:06 > 1:12:09'He is determined to hold on to his lead.'
1:12:20 > 1:12:21No!
1:12:22 > 1:12:25I will not lose to a snail!
1:12:26 > 1:12:28Gagne is in the marbles!
1:12:30 > 1:12:31Guy, what are you doing?
1:12:35 > 1:12:37HE LAUGHS
1:12:37 > 1:12:38- TYRES CRUNCH - Oh!
1:12:46 > 1:12:48Ah...
1:12:48 > 1:12:50AIR HISSES
1:12:52 > 1:12:53Theo!
1:12:58 > 1:12:59Turbo!
1:13:01 > 1:13:05'The track is backed up all the way down the front straight.
1:13:05 > 1:13:08'It's complete gridlock down there.'
1:13:10 > 1:13:12I can't see him. I can't see him.
1:13:12 > 1:13:14Guy, are you OK?
1:13:14 > 1:13:15HE GROANS
1:13:18 > 1:13:20Where am I?
1:13:26 > 1:13:27HE GASPS
1:13:27 > 1:13:28There he is!
1:13:28 > 1:13:29Theo!
1:13:29 > 1:13:31Let's finish this.
1:13:32 > 1:13:34ENGINE SPUTTERS
1:13:38 > 1:13:39HE GASPS
1:13:40 > 1:13:41HE PANTS
1:13:49 > 1:13:50Oh, no.
1:13:50 > 1:13:52- Oh...- Turbo.
1:14:06 > 1:14:10No, no, no. Theo, what are you doing? Don't give up.
1:14:11 > 1:14:12Oh!
1:14:14 > 1:14:15HE STRAINS
1:14:17 > 1:14:19Oh...!
1:14:22 > 1:14:23Hey! HE GASPS
1:14:23 > 1:14:24Where are you going?
1:14:24 > 1:14:25No, no!
1:14:25 > 1:14:27Get back here! No, wait!
1:14:28 > 1:14:29HE GRUNTS
1:14:29 > 1:14:32No! Little snail!
1:14:32 > 1:14:34Theo!
1:14:34 > 1:14:35Is that Chet?
1:14:38 > 1:14:40CAWING
1:14:40 > 1:14:45Now, I'm going to pretend I didn't hear what I clearly just heard.
1:14:46 > 1:14:47SPLAT
1:14:47 > 1:14:49Ugh!
1:14:49 > 1:14:50Argh! Salt!
1:14:54 > 1:14:56HE GRUNTS
1:14:56 > 1:14:58Crows? Are you kidding me?!
1:14:59 > 1:15:01Long time no see, Chet!
1:15:01 > 1:15:03HE LAUGHS
1:15:03 > 1:15:06Hey! Don't test me, crow.
1:15:07 > 1:15:09White Shadow!
1:15:09 > 1:15:11Argh!
1:15:11 > 1:15:13Nice moves back there, boo.
1:15:13 > 1:15:14Aah!
1:15:16 > 1:15:19SNAILS WHOOP
1:15:19 > 1:15:21Is this really necessary?
1:15:21 > 1:15:23No, man. But it's fun!
1:15:23 > 1:15:25Whoo!
1:15:28 > 1:15:29Theo!
1:15:30 > 1:15:32Theo!
1:15:32 > 1:15:33VOICE ECHOES
1:15:36 > 1:15:37CAWING
1:15:40 > 1:15:41Chet?
1:15:41 > 1:15:42Finish this!
1:15:43 > 1:15:45I can't.
1:15:45 > 1:15:47Oh, yes, you can.
1:15:47 > 1:15:49You're right, you know.
1:15:49 > 1:15:53It is in you. It's always been in you.
1:15:54 > 1:15:57Now, I did not just face every fear known to snail-kind
1:15:57 > 1:16:01to come down here and watch you hide in your shell.
1:16:01 > 1:16:04I'm sitting on a crow, for crying out loud!
1:16:04 > 1:16:05CAWING
1:16:05 > 1:16:07Don't even think about it.
1:16:09 > 1:16:12And my little brother never gives up.
1:16:12 > 1:16:16That's the best thing about you.
1:16:16 > 1:16:20So, you get out there and you win this...
1:16:20 > 1:16:21Turbo.
1:16:31 > 1:16:33HE STRAINS
1:16:39 > 1:16:41He's still going!
1:16:42 > 1:16:43CROWD CHEERS
1:16:50 > 1:16:52Son of a gun.
1:16:59 > 1:17:00GUY STRAINS
1:17:02 > 1:17:03ALL GASP
1:17:03 > 1:17:05HE GRUNTS
1:17:05 > 1:17:07Come on, come on!
1:17:10 > 1:17:11HE STRAINS
1:17:16 > 1:17:17HE GRUNTS
1:17:24 > 1:17:25'Unbelievable!'
1:17:25 > 1:17:27The race is back on!
1:17:27 > 1:17:29- Ay! Excuse me. - ALL:- Excuse me...
1:17:31 > 1:17:32Little Amigo!
1:17:35 > 1:17:38Hey, snail! He's gradually gaining on you!
1:17:50 > 1:17:51HE GRUNTS
1:17:54 > 1:17:55HE GASPS
1:18:02 > 1:18:04Come on! Come on!
1:18:12 > 1:18:13ALL GASP
1:18:15 > 1:18:18Turbo! Tuck and roll!
1:18:40 > 1:18:41CROWD CHEERS
1:18:41 > 1:18:43And Turbo wins it by a shell!
1:18:43 > 1:18:45That's what I'm talking about!
1:18:45 > 1:18:47ALL WHOOP
1:18:47 > 1:18:49Chet! Chet!
1:18:49 > 1:18:51Turbo!
1:18:51 > 1:18:52Chet!
1:18:52 > 1:18:54We won, right? We just won?
1:18:54 > 1:18:56We won. HE SCREAMS JOYOUSLY
1:18:56 > 1:18:58Hey, everybody!
1:18:58 > 1:19:02My brother won the Indy 5,000!
1:19:02 > 1:19:04Wow. That's so romantic.
1:19:06 > 1:19:08Hey, Angelo. We did it!
1:19:08 > 1:19:12We did it. We did it!
1:19:12 > 1:19:15Free tacos for everybody! CROWD CHEERS
1:19:15 > 1:19:17Snail power, baby!
1:19:20 > 1:19:21Um...
1:19:21 > 1:19:23Mom.
1:19:23 > 1:19:25Hey, Gagne! Why don't you pick on someone your own size?
1:19:25 > 1:19:27- You big bad boy! - Security!
1:19:27 > 1:19:29I step on you! Do you like that?
1:19:29 > 1:19:31- Sleeper hold! - All right...
1:19:31 > 1:19:33- Let go of me!- All right. - I'm just an old lady!
1:19:33 > 1:19:34Yah!
1:19:35 > 1:19:37Kim Ly Nail Salon!
1:19:37 > 1:19:38CROWD CHEERS
1:19:42 > 1:19:44That's our snail!
1:19:46 > 1:19:51It's like I always said, Little Amigo, you are amazing!
1:19:51 > 1:19:53CAMERA CLICKS
1:19:53 > 1:19:54- TITO:- OK, wait.
1:19:54 > 1:19:56Just keep your eyes closed until I say so, OK?
1:19:56 > 1:19:59Tito, this is stupid.
1:19:59 > 1:20:00- Ta-da! - BEEPING
1:20:00 > 1:20:04- FEMALE ELECTRONIC VOICE: - Hello, Angelo. Let's get cooking.
1:20:04 > 1:20:05- Boom! - HE GASPS
1:20:05 > 1:20:09- LAUGHS:- The stove talks, bro.
1:20:09 > 1:20:10Uh-uh. Mm-mm. No, honey,
1:20:10 > 1:20:12soonest available three months from now, 6am.
1:20:12 > 1:20:14Ooh, Brenda, that daisy really brings out your foot!
1:20:14 > 1:20:16PHONE RINGS
1:20:16 > 1:20:17Hey!
1:20:17 > 1:20:20I'm not paying you guys to sit around and look pretty.
1:20:20 > 1:20:22Now, that's more like it.
1:20:22 > 1:20:23- LAUGHS:- Check it out.
1:20:23 > 1:20:24Whoa. This guy is good.
1:20:24 > 1:20:27- And last but not least, Sanitation. - Mmm!
1:20:27 > 1:20:29Nice choice, young man.
1:20:29 > 1:20:33Come on, boys. It's time to take out the trash.
1:20:33 > 1:20:34INDISTINCT CHATTER
1:20:37 > 1:20:39Woohoo! Take a look at this place.
1:20:39 > 1:20:44Like I said, your skills have truly paid the bills.
1:20:44 > 1:20:46Yeah, bills.
1:20:46 > 1:20:47HORN HONKS
1:20:47 > 1:20:49"Saturday Night" PLAYS ON TRUCK SPEAKERS
1:20:51 > 1:20:53HE SINGS ALONG
1:20:55 > 1:20:56What you saying, bro?
1:21:04 > 1:21:07All racers to the starting line.
1:21:07 > 1:21:09Hey, T.
1:21:09 > 1:21:11You going to be OK without those fancy magic superpowers?
1:21:11 > 1:21:15Sure. It never stopped any of you. Whoo!
1:21:15 > 1:21:16HE LAUGHS
1:21:19 > 1:21:20SNAILS WHOOP
1:21:20 > 1:21:21Yeah!
1:21:23 > 1:21:25Que pasa, my friend?
1:21:25 > 1:21:27CROWD CHEERS
1:21:29 > 1:21:31You see that? All these people?
1:21:31 > 1:21:35You did that, Little Amigo. You put this place on the map.
1:21:35 > 1:21:38You really are my little shooting star.
1:21:39 > 1:21:41Oh, I almost forgot. I got you something.
1:21:41 > 1:21:44Pam!
1:21:44 > 1:21:45Ha-ha! You won't be missing this.
1:21:45 > 1:21:48What? You're all better.
1:21:51 > 1:21:53- ALL:- Ooh! - Oh, that's nice.
1:21:53 > 1:21:55IMITATES SIREN
1:21:55 > 1:21:59Ahem! OK, listen up. Let's have a nice, safe race out there today.
1:21:59 > 1:22:01Don't want any accidents.
1:22:01 > 1:22:02That being said,
1:22:02 > 1:22:04blow them off the track, bro.
1:22:06 > 1:22:09Mmm, I love a man in uniform. For real!
1:22:09 > 1:22:10HE CHUCKLES
1:22:10 > 1:22:14Simmer down, boo. I'm on duty, here.
1:22:14 > 1:22:15On your mark.
1:22:15 > 1:22:18All right, so, you got a new shell. Mmm.
1:22:18 > 1:22:21But can yours do this? Hit it, Burn!
1:22:32 > 1:22:34HE LAUGHS
1:22:34 > 1:22:35REVVING
1:22:35 > 1:22:36BASS THUMPS
1:22:37 > 1:22:39PAZ: Get set...
1:22:47 > 1:22:49Go! ALL SHOUT
1:22:55 > 1:22:56MUSIC: Let The Bass Go by Snoop Dogg
1:22:56 > 1:22:58- Come on! Let's do it! - Yeah!
1:22:58 > 1:22:59ALL WHOOP
1:23:02 > 1:23:03Hello!
1:23:12 > 1:23:13Yes, sir.
1:23:32 > 1:23:35What'd I say? What'd I say?
1:23:46 > 1:23:48Oh, yeah!
1:24:00 > 1:24:02White Shadow!
1:24:42 > 1:24:45Whew. I can tuck. I can tuck.
1:24:45 > 1:24:46OK, baby, here we go.
1:24:46 > 1:24:48- HE STRAINS - Come on.
1:24:52 > 1:24:54I did it! I tucked! I tucked!
1:24:54 > 1:24:57HE GRUNTS
1:24:57 > 1:24:58I can't get out.
1:25:00 > 1:25:03MUSIC: The Snail Is Fast by V12 and Nomadik
1:25:07 > 1:25:10# That snail is fast! Whoa!
1:25:10 > 1:25:12# That snail is fast!
1:25:12 > 1:25:13# What?
1:25:13 > 1:25:15# That snail is fast!
1:25:18 > 1:25:19# Turbo!
1:25:19 > 1:25:21# That snail is fast!
1:25:21 > 1:25:22# Whoa!
1:25:24 > 1:25:25# Turbo!
1:25:25 > 1:25:27# That snail is fast!
1:25:27 > 1:25:28# Whoa!
1:25:28 > 1:25:30# That snail is fast!
1:25:30 > 1:25:31# Think that snail's really fast
1:25:31 > 1:25:33# When they race he won't crash
1:25:33 > 1:25:34# On your mark Ready, set, go!
1:25:34 > 1:25:36# Watch that snail doing that dash
1:25:36 > 1:25:37# Want to be number one
1:25:37 > 1:25:39# He definitely races fast
1:25:39 > 1:25:40# Got that pedal to the metal
1:25:40 > 1:25:42# Vroom, vroom! Flooring that gas
1:25:42 > 1:25:44# Got a need for speed That's all the people see
1:25:44 > 1:25:46# You watch him move so fast
1:25:46 > 1:25:47# Man, it's hard to believe
1:25:47 > 1:25:49# But guess who did it Yeah, he did it
1:25:49 > 1:25:51# He would never quit it
1:25:51 > 1:25:54# To all his friends and fans look at him crossing the finish
1:25:54 > 1:25:56# Turbo! You see this snail moving fast
1:25:56 > 1:25:57# You slow, you gon' get passed
1:25:57 > 1:25:59# You see him gaining position for first
1:25:59 > 1:26:00# He won't be last
1:26:00 > 1:26:01# He's ready to make a dash
1:26:01 > 1:26:03# Snail quicker than a lightning flash
1:26:03 > 1:26:06# His engine's roaring He's flooring he won't run out of gas
1:26:06 > 1:26:07# Turbo! #