0:01:37 > 0:01:40Here, take a look at this.
0:01:41 > 0:01:44Isn't that the... ..the "Maggie".
0:01:44 > 0:01:47Coming in as bold as brass!
0:01:47 > 0:01:51I never thought we'd see HER again.
0:01:51 > 0:01:56Didn't her skipper cause all that trouble in the Kyles? Aye.
0:01:56 > 0:02:00They're asking for it this time.
0:02:00 > 0:02:03I'm still master of this vessel !
0:02:03 > 0:02:07Could ye no' at least have waited till dark?
0:02:07 > 0:02:12We'll only be here long enough to find ourselves a cargo.
0:02:12 > 0:02:19- They'd never expect us to have the effrontery to come in by day.- Ach (!)
0:02:19 > 0:02:26- Will ye grease the wire blocks, laddie?- Aye.- And there's four buttons missin' on my shirt.- Aye.
0:02:52 > 0:02:56HEY ! Hey, you, down there! >
0:03:01 > 0:03:04Where's Captain MacTaggart?
0:03:04 > 0:03:09He's away to Pollockshaws. He'll no' be back for a fortnight.
0:03:09 > 0:03:12We'll wait.
0:03:12 > 0:03:14MOCKING LAUGHTER
0:03:14 > 0:03:21Aye, ye're very smug wi' yer gold braid and yer pensions an' yer five days a week!
0:03:21 > 0:03:28- But ye're no better than hirelings. Ye haven't the freedom of operation that- I- have.
0:03:28 > 0:03:33Ye haven't the dignity of yer own command.
0:03:33 > 0:03:38As for my boat, there's not a finer vessel anywhere!
0:03:38 > 0:03:42- There's...- ..two men aboard us in bowler hats!
0:03:42 > 0:03:44Inspectors!!
0:03:44 > 0:03:48RAUCOUS LAUGHTER
0:03:48 > 0:03:50Hamish! Come on!
0:04:01 > 0:04:04There's 7d. owing!
0:04:06 > 0:04:10I've no change. You pay him, lad.
0:04:10 > 0:04:14< You better grab them, Dan, or ye'll no' get yer 7d. !
0:04:14 > 0:04:17It's the wee boy that pays! >
0:04:17 > 0:04:24They tell me the truant officer's after you for going to sea before you finished with school.
0:04:24 > 0:04:27It's no' true. I'm over 15.
0:04:27 > 0:04:32- Well, that old puffer will no' be putting out again.- She WILL !
0:04:32 > 0:04:37- It's time MacTaggart was put ashore. - Don't say that about the Captain!
0:04:37 > 0:04:39Captain (!) Him (?)
0:04:39 > 0:04:42UPROAR
0:04:48 > 0:04:51Take your hands off me! Let go!
0:04:51 > 0:04:56You big fushionless gommeril ! I'll get Hamish to you!
0:04:56 > 0:04:59He's as big a rogue as the rest!
0:05:08 > 0:05:11- Is it the loading license?- Aye.
0:05:14 > 0:05:19- If they take that away, we'll no' be able to carry ANY cargo.- Aye.
0:05:20 > 0:05:25- Not until she's had her plates repaired.- Aye.
0:05:27 > 0:05:33- Is that what we need the £300 for? - Aye, that's right.
0:05:33 > 0:05:37I tell you, MacTaggart, she's finished.
0:06:07 > 0:06:11- Could we no' borrow the money? - Who from?
0:06:25 > 0:06:28- We can...- Excuse me.
0:06:28 > 0:06:35- We can offer him a quarter share in the "Maggie" for £300. - But what about Sarah?
0:06:36 > 0:06:41I could say my sister has a sort of a...share in the boat.
0:06:41 > 0:06:46- I'm acting on her behalf. - Aye, it's a good idea.
0:06:53 > 0:06:55Good morning.
0:06:55 > 0:06:59We were wanting to speak to Mr Campbell.
0:06:59 > 0:07:02Well, if you care to wait...
0:07:02 > 0:07:05We've no time to waste.
0:07:05 > 0:07:08Telephone and say I'm on my way.
0:07:08 > 0:07:11Mr Campbell, if you'd wait...
0:07:11 > 0:07:17You heard the Captain! We've no other vessel available.
0:07:17 > 0:07:20Mr Marshall won't like this.
0:07:20 > 0:07:23I can't do a thing about it!
0:07:23 > 0:07:25Try and get me a taxi.
0:07:25 > 0:07:31< World International Airlines? Mr Marshall, please.
0:07:31 > 0:07:33Mr Campbell, can you spare a moment?
0:07:33 > 0:07:39< It should have gone to Kiltarra days ago. The builders are waiting.
0:07:39 > 0:07:42I'm sure he'll pay the highest rate.
0:07:42 > 0:07:46Mr Marshall ? Pusey here. No, I'm afraid not.
0:07:46 > 0:07:51< There's been a further delay. It's the shipping agency...
0:07:51 > 0:07:58- We'd like to discuss a matter of business.- I'm sorry, MacTaggart. Come back this afternoon at three.
0:07:58 > 0:08:03< There just isn't a boat available for charter.
0:08:05 > 0:08:10< Not before tomorrow night, and even that isn't guaranteed.
0:08:10 > 0:08:13I know, but there just isn't a boat!
0:08:13 > 0:08:15If...if...
0:08:15 > 0:08:21If it's a cargo for Kiltarra you have, there's a boat right here.
0:08:21 > 0:08:23What...?
0:08:23 > 0:08:26I don't... Excuse me, Mr Marshall.
0:08:26 > 0:08:32There seems to be some confusion. Now they say there IS a boat.
0:08:32 > 0:08:34But Mr Cam... Sir?
0:08:34 > 0:08:36The Captain?
0:08:36 > 0:08:42- Are YOU the Captain?- Yes. - Yes, Mr Marshall. Certainly.
0:08:45 > 0:08:51- It's Calvin B. Marshall, general overseas manager of World...- Oh, yes.
0:08:52 > 0:08:55Aye? Captain MacTaggart speaking.
0:08:56 > 0:08:59Aye, we have.
0:08:59 > 0:09:05And ye want it to Kiltarra by Thursday noon? Oh, easily.
0:09:05 > 0:09:07I-insurance...?
0:09:08 > 0:09:11£4,000...!!?
0:09:12 > 0:09:15Oh, we'll see to that, sir. Aye.
0:09:15 > 0:09:17Who?
0:09:21 > 0:09:24Mr Marshall, I'm not quite sure...
0:09:24 > 0:09:32- AMERICAN ACCENT ON PHONE: - Just make sure it's a sound boat. That's all that matters.
0:09:32 > 0:09:37- You can catch the afternoon plane. - Yes, I think...
0:09:37 > 0:09:39MARSHALL HANGS UP
0:09:41 > 0:09:46If a boat is available, why didn't Mr Campbell say so!?
0:09:46 > 0:09:52- I was just trying to explain to him that we...- Where is the boat lying?
0:09:52 > 0:09:54A few hundred yards down the road.
0:09:54 > 0:09:59If you don't mind, I'll take a look.
0:10:06 > 0:10:12- Now, where is the, eh...? - This way, sir.
0:10:14 > 0:10:22- Now, will you give me an estimate of the charges? - Well...it's difficult to say...
0:10:22 > 0:10:24Maybe...
0:10:24 > 0:10:29- £300.- Thr...!? That seems rather high!
0:10:29 > 0:10:34However, the goods are lying in Berth 17, ready for shipment.
0:10:34 > 0:10:39There's a variety of material, all extremely valuable,
0:10:39 > 0:10:44so I've to make certain the ship is perfectly sound.
0:10:56 > 0:11:01Well, I see no cause for concern > on that score.
0:11:01 > 0:11:07Shall we go back to the office? Or, better still, settle it here.
0:11:07 > 0:11:09Aye, that's a better idea.
0:11:11 > 0:11:16I can agree to 300. If you will just sign the inventory...
0:11:20 > 0:11:23In triplicate.
0:11:28 > 0:11:35I'd like Mr Campbell to phone me tomorrow so that I can be certain everything got away all right.
0:11:35 > 0:11:37Oh, it will.
0:11:37 > 0:11:44- You'll want something on account. I'll give you a cheque... - Cash would be better, sir.
0:11:44 > 0:11:48- I only have about £50... - That'll do fine.
0:11:48 > 0:11:56- You can give us the rest when the job's done. - Well, I must... Goodbye.
0:11:56 > 0:11:59Good day to you, sir.
0:12:02 > 0:12:04Guid luck tae ye.
0:12:10 > 0:12:15He seems to be victim of a serious misunderstanding.
0:12:15 > 0:12:21 Ach, if he dealt wi' the CSS the villains would do him down.
0:12:21 > 0:12:24It's a stove.
0:12:24 > 0:12:28Aye, but, Hamish, do ye see this? Four baths!
0:12:28 > 0:12:31All on the one island!
0:12:32 > 0:12:37Come on, you've outstayed! Come on! Time, gentlemen!
0:12:37 > 0:12:40I'll give you a hand.
0:12:40 > 0:12:43 Oh, my concertina!
0:12:43 > 0:12:46I'll take that.
0:13:00 > 0:13:03- Captain, sir.- Aye?
0:13:03 > 0:13:06- Is it no' about low tide?- Aye.
0:13:06 > 0:13:13- With all this cargo, are we no' runnin' a bit low in the water? - Aye, but...
0:13:13 > 0:13:20Is it no' a bit dangerous on this part o' the river, where there's...
0:13:20 > 0:13:28- Haud yer wheesht! - Ye're no Captain yet, laddie! - Away an' make us some tea!
0:13:33 > 0:13:36CRASH !
0:13:46 > 0:13:52Hello? Mr Campbell on the line, Mr Pusey. Thank you.
0:13:52 > 0:13:59Hello, Mr Campbell. I was anxious and thought I'd phone you. I trust the cargo got away all right?
0:14:01 > 0:14:05Pardon? The cargo on the boat, of course.
0:14:05 > 0:14:09"What boat"!? The boat I chartered.
0:14:09 > 0:14:12You found a boat, then?
0:14:12 > 0:14:15"Found" a boat? He's impossible!
0:14:15 > 0:14:17This lad's off his head!
0:14:17 > 0:14:21Arranged with whom...!? MACTAGGART !?
0:14:21 > 0:14:27It's MacTaggart there's all the fuss about down in the Broomielaw!
0:14:30 > 0:14:32In all my experience, I...
0:14:32 > 0:14:35And...and...it's still there?
0:14:37 > 0:14:43Mr Pusey, MacTaggart has nothing to do with our organisation.
0:14:44 > 0:14:51H-h-he's m-m-master of an old p-puffer, the "M-M-Maggie"!
0:14:51 > 0:14:55Oh, no...! It's not possible...!
0:14:55 > 0:14:59HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER OVER PHONE
0:14:59 > 0:15:02- INTERCOM: - Send Pusey in.
0:15:02 > 0:15:05LAUGHTER CONTINUES
0:15:05 > 0:15:09Hello? Hello...?
0:15:09 > 0:15:14- He gave me his signature.- Well ? - He signed the inventory.- So?
0:15:14 > 0:15:21- So I chartered the boat.- And? - Campbell says the cargo is not on the boat, it's in Glasgow.
0:15:21 > 0:15:28They haven't gone to Kiltarra. They're stuck on the subway.
0:15:28 > 0:15:34Let me get one thing straight a BOAT is stuck on a SUBWAY ?
0:15:34 > 0:15:41- I was sailin' this river while you were eatin' saps!- The subway lies...
0:15:41 > 0:15:49- The subway's a menace to navigation! - You had no right to go out at that state of the tide!- My ship...
0:15:49 > 0:15:51Captain?
0:15:51 > 0:15:56I'm from the "Evening News". Would you care to make a statement?
0:15:56 > 0:16:03- I'm considering bringing an action. - And what's your destination? - Kiltarra.- What are you carrying?
0:16:03 > 0:16:08A very valuable cargo belonging to Mr Calvin B. Marshall.
0:16:08 > 0:16:11Kiltarra, eh?
0:16:11 > 0:16:16- < How will you get her off? - I'll wait for the tide. - Ahoy! >
0:16:16 > 0:16:19Are ye hangin' on (?)
0:16:22 > 0:16:28Mrs Marshall asked me to remind you you're giving a dinner party tonight.
0:16:40 > 0:16:43CHEERING
0:16:53 > 0:16:56"Evening News". >
0:16:57 > 0:17:01- "Evening News". - Let me have one.
0:17:03 > 0:17:06Thank you, sir.
0:17:12 > 0:17:15Oh, you're here in Glasgow, Mr Pusey.
0:17:15 > 0:17:18HE LAUGHS
0:17:18 > 0:17:21Oh, did you take my fountain pen?
0:17:21 > 0:17:27- - I want to speak to the manager about the puffer "Maggie"!
0:17:27 > 0:17:30I don't like your tone, Mr Pusey.
0:17:30 > 0:17:33But, Campbell, I-I...
0:17:33 > 0:17:36< But they were in your office!
0:17:38 > 0:17:42Then whose responsibility IS it!?
0:17:42 > 0:17:45- But that's...- Let me talk to him.
0:17:46 > 0:17:54Calvin B. Marshall speaking. Sorry to trouble you. It seems we're causing you...
0:17:54 > 0:17:59Yes, I came up to get things straightened. Yes, at the Central.
0:17:59 > 0:18:05I'd be obliged if you could spare us a few moments. Here?
0:18:05 > 0:18:08Well, that's very kind of you.
0:18:08 > 0:18:13- If you're in a man's office and others come in...- Don't panic.
0:18:13 > 0:18:21- Don't try to blame Campbell for your mistakes.- You spoke to Captain MacTaggart yourself...
0:18:21 > 0:18:28It doesn't matter who's to blame. I'll straighten it out in an hour. Book us on the night train.
0:18:28 > 0:18:30Hello, operator.
0:18:30 > 0:18:34He even asked if I took his pen!
0:18:34 > 0:18:37VOICES >
0:18:40 > 0:18:45My name is Campbell... Oh, good evening, Mr Pusey.
0:18:45 > 0:18:47There's a reporter and, eh...
0:18:47 > 0:18:50I want to see this Mr Marshall.
0:18:50 > 0:18:53Just tell him it's Sarah MacTaggart.
0:18:53 > 0:19:00- How do you do? You're very kind to help us in this manner. - Not at all.
0:19:00 > 0:19:07- A drink?- A whisky, thank you. - And a Vichy water for me. Won't you sit down?- Thank you.
0:19:07 > 0:19:10Room service?
0:19:10 > 0:19:15- It's, eh, quite a boat. Is that MacTaggart here?- Yes.
0:19:15 > 0:19:22He's a crafty old boy. No wonder he was able to put one over on Pusey.
0:19:22 > 0:19:28A man wouldn't need to be very quick to leave Mr Pusey behind (!)
0:19:28 > 0:19:33- This puffer you hired... - We didn't...- The paper says you did!
0:19:33 > 0:19:37- Are your goods aboard or not? - No... Yes...
0:19:37 > 0:19:42- Then I want to see the owner! - No, no, no, no, no!
0:19:42 > 0:19:44Put it there.
0:19:44 > 0:19:51I don't want to go to the police, but from the look of her and the way MacTaggart navigates,
0:19:51 > 0:19:54I want my cargo off that boat.
0:19:54 > 0:19:59- We can radio MacTaggart... - You can't. There's no radio.
0:19:59 > 0:20:02A cargo vessel without a radio!?
0:20:02 > 0:20:05- They usually carry coal.- COAL !?
0:20:05 > 0:20:10I've got £4,000 worth of stuff on that boat! How DO I get in touch?
0:20:10 > 0:20:17- I can give you a list of harbourmasters. - I'll get Pusey on it.
0:20:17 > 0:20:19- It's very...- Ah, here ye are!
0:20:19 > 0:20:23CONFUSED BABBLE
0:20:23 > 0:20:26Now, just a minute... PLEASE !
0:20:26 > 0:20:29Who is this woman?
0:20:29 > 0:20:37Sarah MacTaggart, legitimate owner of the puffer! Whatever you owe must be paid to me!
0:20:37 > 0:20:41- Mrs MacTaggart...- MISS. - Miss, I owe you no money at all.
0:20:41 > 0:20:47- On the contrary, your father... - He's my brother, the black-heart...
0:20:47 > 0:20:51Whoever he is, he stole £4,000...
0:20:51 > 0:20:57- Who... Who's THIS !? - I don't... Frazer, of the "Evening News".
0:20:57 > 0:21:04What!? You mean...? Are YOU the one who thinks this is so funny!?
0:21:07 > 0:21:10SHIP'S FOGHORN
0:21:11 > 0:21:15AHOY, MACTAGGART.
0:21:15 > 0:21:23YOU'RE TO TELEPHONE THE CENTRAL HOTEL, TO A MR MARSHALL.
0:21:23 > 0:21:27AHOY... MACTAGGART !
0:21:29 > 0:21:32MACTAGGART !!
0:21:34 > 0:21:41Yes, honey, just a routine business matter. What? Uh-huh.
0:21:41 > 0:21:45Either by train tonight or plane tomorrow.
0:21:45 > 0:21:50Well, if I stay over, I'll ring you later tonight, dear.
0:21:50 > 0:21:53Thanks for calling, honey. Bye-bye.
0:21:55 > 0:22:02- Yes?- The harbour master at Greenock says the puffer arrived... - Great! Now, here's the plan...
0:22:02 > 0:22:07But they just turned around and sailed away again...!
0:22:31 > 0:22:37- She's not making more than 5 knots! - She's making six.- Five!- SIX !
0:22:37 > 0:22:42- Then see if she'll make SEVEN ! - Ye cannae make seven!
0:22:42 > 0:22:49- What's the matter wi' ye!? - If we're to get to Kiltarra... - Who stuck the boat on the subway!?
0:22:49 > 0:22:52I'll have no insubordination!
0:22:52 > 0:22:57Insubordination!? Who was too drunk to get out of Campbeltown harbour!?
0:22:57 > 0:23:03Face me like a man, ye old goat! I'm goin' to resign. Ye hear...
0:23:07 > 0:23:10It's him. Let's have another look.
0:23:15 > 0:23:20If he does that again, let him have it! Both barrels!
0:23:20 > 0:23:23They're making for the Crinan Canal.
0:23:26 > 0:23:29Where can you set us down?
0:23:29 > 0:23:35Campbeltown. If you hire a car > you can catch them before the Canal.
0:23:36 > 0:23:39Will it be the American, Marshall ?
0:23:39 > 0:23:44If it is, he'll see how far we've come and he'll not worry.
0:23:44 > 0:23:48Anyway, we'll be safe in the Canal.
0:23:52 > 0:23:57- What kind of boat is it, sir? Is it a puffer by any chance?- Yes.
0:23:57 > 0:24:01Ach, they're always getting into trouble.
0:24:01 > 0:24:08Did you read about the one that got stuck on the subway? MacTaggart, her skipper is.
0:24:08 > 0:24:12I've seen him drunk three times in one day.
0:24:12 > 0:24:14And the engine...
0:24:18 > 0:24:22CONCERTINA PLAYING
0:24:33 > 0:24:36- Hamish!- What?- Pheasants!
0:24:43 > 0:24:48- Skipper?- Ship's stores are gettin' low.- Aye.
0:24:49 > 0:24:51Off ye go.
0:25:01 > 0:25:05RAUCOUS SQUAWKING OF BIRDS
0:25:18 > 0:25:21Holy smoke! They've caught us!
0:25:30 > 0:25:35Well, look who's here! It's Mr Pusey!
0:25:35 > 0:25:40How are you, sir? And what brought you all this way?
0:25:40 > 0:25:45We didn't expect to find you here, sir.
0:25:45 > 0:25:50Oh, yer cargo's safe. There's not a scratch on it...
0:25:50 > 0:25:54I...I don't think I've met this gentleman.
0:25:56 > 0:26:05- Is it Mr Marshall himself by any chance?- That's right. And that's my cargo on this...hulk.
0:26:05 > 0:26:07She's a fine puffer.
0:26:07 > 0:26:12- Are you serious!?- A lick of paint... - You were taking it out to SEA !?
0:26:12 > 0:26:17- We'll be in Kiltarra... - Not with my cargo!
0:26:17 > 0:26:24- I don't rightly understand... - I won't say anything about your misrepresentation of fact...
0:26:24 > 0:26:29- But...- ..when you showed Pusey the wrong boat...- Wrong boat?
0:26:29 > 0:26:32I don't even want my £50 back.
0:26:32 > 0:26:39- You're gonna turn this tub around... - But...- ..go back to Ardrishaig and unload my cargo.
0:26:39 > 0:26:44- Mr Pusey will see you do it. - Me, sir...?- Yes, you sir!
0:26:44 > 0:26:50We can do the job. There's no sense in you going to additional expense.
0:26:50 > 0:26:52Don't talk to me about expense!
0:26:52 > 0:27:00- Look, if he hasn't got you in Ardrishaig by 5 o'clock, call the police. Right?- Yes, sir.
0:27:02 > 0:27:10Make sure the stuff gets on the right boat. I'll expect you in London tomorrow.
0:27:31 > 0:27:33Are we ready to proceed?
0:27:37 > 0:27:41- I said, are we ready to proceed?- Not yet.
0:27:41 > 0:27:46- Why not?- We're waitin' for the Mate and the boy.- Where are they?
0:27:48 > 0:27:49< GUNSHOT
0:27:49 > 0:27:52They're poaching!
0:27:52 > 0:27:56Aye. That's breaking the law!
0:28:02 > 0:28:07They'll not get away this time. Go fetch the constable.
0:28:23 > 0:28:28You look over here. I'll take this side.
0:28:35 > 0:28:37HAMISH...
0:28:41 > 0:28:46I know you're in there! Come out! >
0:29:04 > 0:29:06< SQUAWK
0:29:20 > 0:29:26- Mr Pusey! What're YOU doin' here!? - Come back to the boat at once!- Ssh!
0:29:26 > 0:29:29- They're after us.- I said...- Sshh!
0:29:31 > 0:29:34- Shh!- Take your hands... - It's the Laird!
0:29:34 > 0:29:38- The w-what...?- It could mean jail. - J-jai...!
0:29:38 > 0:29:41I'll not be party to any illegal...
0:29:44 > 0:29:46Get down!
0:29:46 > 0:29:48This is ridic...
0:29:48 > 0:29:49THUMP !
0:29:49 > 0:29:52< Come out!
0:29:52 > 0:29:54< You can't escape!
0:29:54 > 0:29:56COME OUT !
0:29:58 > 0:30:02Sir Charles! Where are you, sir?
0:30:02 > 0:30:04Here!
0:30:04 > 0:30:07(When he passes the ditch, run!)
0:30:11 > 0:30:14- (Where's my...- Take this. Don't drop it.)
0:30:16 > 0:30:19If they find it we're sunk.
0:30:19 > 0:30:22There they are! After them!
0:30:37 > 0:30:40This has nothing to do with ME !
0:30:42 > 0:30:47What were you doing!? Don't point that! It'll go off...!
0:30:47 > 0:30:51I can explain... You were poaching! No, I...
0:30:55 > 0:30:58I can't swim ! >
0:31:00 > 0:31:02GURGLING >
0:31:11 > 0:31:14Arrest that fellow! Arrest tha...
0:31:23 > 0:31:26Here he is!
0:31:29 > 0:31:33LAUGHTER AND JOLLITY
0:31:33 > 0:31:37- Where's Mr Pusey?- I don't know.
0:31:37 > 0:31:40He shoved the Laird in the Canal !
0:31:54 > 0:31:59Good evening. Mr Marshall wanted me to drop by.
0:31:59 > 0:32:01Good evening, Mr Frazer. Come in.
0:32:03 > 0:32:09- Mr Marshall?- Yes?- Is there anything else?- Call me before train time.
0:32:09 > 0:32:11Sit down.
0:32:13 > 0:32:19- Now, isn't that a little too much? - Too much, Mr Marshall ?
0:32:19 > 0:32:26You had a laugh at my expense, OK. But why make me out to be a complete fool ?
0:32:26 > 0:32:28I didn't mean to be offensive, sir.
0:32:28 > 0:32:36I'm in the transport business, and I have a reputation for getting the job done.
0:32:36 > 0:32:38My Kiltarra shipment is personal,
0:32:38 > 0:32:44but if certain people read your stories it wouldn't do me any good.
0:32:44 > 0:32:48Why make a career out of my problems?
0:32:48 > 0:32:53Well, Mr Marshall, these old puffers are very popular.
0:32:53 > 0:32:56They're not very popular with ME.
0:32:56 > 0:32:59But they are held in great...
0:32:59 > 0:33:03Well, people have affection for them.
0:33:03 > 0:33:09There's something heart-warming about them.
0:33:09 > 0:33:14You're an important man in transport and may not be able to see it.
0:33:14 > 0:33:21But they've a touch of tradition. The old "live and let live" of human values...
0:33:21 > 0:33:26MacTaggart's a scoundrel and that tub is a disgrace!
0:33:26 > 0:33:31- Yet you get a kick out of it when he gets away with murder.- I...
0:33:31 > 0:33:37- PHONE - I like a joke as much as anyone. I can TAKE a joke... Hello?
0:33:37 > 0:33:45Sorry to disturb you. I've had a message from Ardrishaig. The puffer hasn't returned.
0:33:45 > 0:33:47What...?
0:33:47 > 0:33:49WHAT !?
0:33:49 > 0:33:53- But...there must be some mistake!- PHONE RINGS
0:33:53 > 0:34:01Yes, but, Mr Campbell... Pusey is actually on board! How could they possibly...?
0:34:01 > 0:34:04Mr Pusey's on the other line.
0:34:04 > 0:34:07Hang on. Pusey's just rung in.
0:34:12 > 0:34:15About time! Have they loaded...
0:34:17 > 0:34:19What!?
0:34:19 > 0:34:21Well, where ARE you?
0:34:22 > 0:34:24WHERE !?
0:34:24 > 0:34:27All I wanted you to do was...
0:34:28 > 0:34:34How could you get arrested for POACHING !!?
0:34:37 > 0:34:40Yes, sir, I will.
0:34:40 > 0:34:44Yes, thank you. Goodb...
0:34:45 > 0:34:51That was Mr Marshall. Now we'll see how long I remain in this...
0:34:51 > 0:34:53That will be 3/-, sir.
0:34:53 > 0:34:57Why can't I take a room at the inn?
0:34:57 > 0:35:03Not till the Sheriff's ready to see you. Sheriff? Oh, the magistrate.
0:35:03 > 0:35:05Look here!
0:35:05 > 0:35:07I demand to speak to the magistrate!
0:35:07 > 0:35:11Who is he? He's the Laird. >
0:35:11 > 0:35:14The one you pushed in the Canal.
0:35:30 > 0:35:35DICTATING: If he doesn't get his cargo to us by tomorrow afternoon...
0:35:35 > 0:35:37Thank you.
0:35:37 > 0:35:42..he'll have to make other arrangements.
0:35:43 > 0:35:45HE CHUCKLES
0:35:45 > 0:35:50He'll be lucky if he finds them! I wish I could see his face.
0:36:04 > 0:36:10He wants someone from the Legal Department to fly to Glasgow now.
0:36:10 > 0:36:17Whoever goes must be fully briefed on the laws relating to...poaching, and is to wait at the Central Hotel.
0:36:17 > 0:36:20Poaching!? Yes. Mrs Marshall, please.
0:36:20 > 0:36:24Does she know what he's doing?
0:36:24 > 0:36:29No. It's a surprise. He's certainly generous.
0:36:29 > 0:36:31Yes, when he has a reason.
0:36:31 > 0:36:36When I threatened to walk out on him he doubled my salary.
0:36:47 > 0:36:54- Where do you figure they're going? - It looks like they're putting in to Inverkerran for the night.
0:36:54 > 0:37:00- If they thought I thought that, where would they go? - Strathcathaigh.
0:37:04 > 0:37:11If they thought I think they'll go to Strathcathaigh because it looks as if they're going to Inverkerran,
0:37:11 > 0:37:14where would they head for then?
0:37:14 > 0:37:17I'd guess Penymaddy.
0:37:19 > 0:37:25I bet MacTaggart invented the triple bluff. OK, Penymaddy.
0:37:25 > 0:37:30- He'll guess it's Inverkerran. - Will he not go there, then?
0:37:30 > 0:37:37No. He'll know we know he's seen us so he'll expect us to make for Strathcathaigh.
0:37:37 > 0:37:40So shall I set her for Penymaddy?
0:37:40 > 0:37:47No. If it occurs to him that it's occurred to us that he'd expect us to make for Strathcathaigh,
0:37:47 > 0:37:52- then he'd make for Penymaddy. - Well, then Pinwinnoich?
0:37:52 > 0:37:59No, we'll make for Inverkerran as we planned. It's the last thing he's likely to think of.
0:38:21 > 0:38:23How much?
0:38:23 > 0:38:29Well... Ardnamessan to Penymaddy to Strathcathaigh to Inverkerran...
0:38:29 > 0:38:32£12, please.
0:38:34 > 0:38:37Well, here's FIVE pounds...
0:38:37 > 0:38:39and £7 for yourself.
0:39:11 > 0:39:13Er, sonny.
0:39:13 > 0:39:15Hey, sonny.
0:39:17 > 0:39:22Sonny, do you know this puffer, the "Maggie", here?
0:39:22 > 0:39:27I just want to ask you a question. Do you know Captain MacTaggart...
0:39:29 > 0:39:32You don't belong...!?
0:39:57 > 0:40:00How soon can your boat get here?
0:40:02 > 0:40:05Oban!? Yes, Mr Campbell, but...
0:40:05 > 0:40:12But I'd have to sail with them! I'm not letting these lunatics out of my sight!
0:40:12 > 0:40:17Oh, all right, if it saves a day. What?
0:40:17 > 0:40:20Oh, just a minute, operator.
0:40:20 > 0:40:23Give me a shilling, will you?
0:40:29 > 0:40:32It'll BE there!
0:40:32 > 0:40:39But it's 30 miles to Oban, in the wrong direction. We could be in Kiltarra in no time.
0:40:39 > 0:40:44I can think of 19 reasons for jailing you!
0:40:44 > 0:40:49Taking £50 under false pretences! Having Pusey put in jail !
0:40:49 > 0:40:56You've cost me enough on taxis to buy a fleet of taxis! I ought TO SUE YOU !!
0:40:56 > 0:40:59If I've offended you in any way...
0:40:59 > 0:41:07But the REAL reason I'm taking it away from you is because NOBODY gets to make a monkey out of ME !
0:41:13 > 0:41:1930 miles to Oban... Och, many things might happen in 30 miles.
0:41:19 > 0:41:22The engine...(?)
0:41:24 > 0:41:31I've been thinking what may happen to prevent us getting to Oban... such as engine trouble.
0:41:31 > 0:41:36I built a better engine than that when I was eight years old!
0:41:48 > 0:41:50Mr Marshall, sir.
0:41:54 > 0:42:02- Yes?- I've a feeling there's fog coming on.- Fog!?- Aye. May be wise to put in somewhere.
0:42:02 > 0:42:05How can you tell...!?
0:42:05 > 0:42:10With the time o' the year, the nip in the air and the wind...
0:42:10 > 0:42:12Call it the seaman's instinct.
0:42:12 > 0:42:18Are you out of your mind, or do you think you've driven me out of mine?!
0:42:20 > 0:42:22Fog (!!)
0:42:24 > 0:42:26FOGHORN BLOWS
0:42:36 > 0:42:38PLOP
0:42:38 > 0:42:42- What's he doing that for?- Radar. - Radar...?
0:42:42 > 0:42:46If it plops, we're OK, but if it rattles...
0:42:46 > 0:42:48PLOP
0:42:48 > 0:42:53- If it rattles, what!? - We know we've made a mistake (!)
0:42:53 > 0:42:56LOUD FOGHORN
0:42:58 > 0:43:02- I want to ask you... - FOGHORN
0:43:02 > 0:43:07I'm taking her into Fiona Bay to beach her.
0:43:07 > 0:43:12What makes you so sure you won't get onto some rocks?
0:43:12 > 0:43:17It's what you might call a seaman's instinct.
0:43:41 > 0:43:46- Hey! Why didn't you wake me!?- We... - Never mind. Show me where we are.
0:43:46 > 0:43:49Well, we're just there, sir.
0:43:49 > 0:43:56- Where's the nearest phone? - Well, you could walk back to Inverkerran.
0:43:56 > 0:44:03- But you'd be quicker to go to Loch Mora...just there. - But that's ten miles!- Yes.
0:44:03 > 0:44:06Right, let's go.
0:44:08 > 0:44:13- Let's go!- Were you wanting me to go with you...?
0:44:13 > 0:44:16I'm not letting you drift away!
0:44:16 > 0:44:19The tide won't be in for hours.
0:44:19 > 0:44:24Come on, anyway! The exercise will do you good.
0:44:28 > 0:44:31COME ON !
0:44:54 > 0:44:56Well, Alastair?
0:44:56 > 0:44:59Well, well, how are you?
0:44:59 > 0:45:02Long distance.
0:45:02 > 0:45:09On the beach!? I'm afraid I can't keep Anderson's boat another day.
0:45:15 > 0:45:22Loch Mora you're in luck. We've a cattle boat calling there tomorrow to pick up some beasts.
0:45:22 > 0:45:26There's an old abandoned pier there.
0:45:26 > 0:45:27What?
0:45:29 > 0:45:33"Abandoned"!? It's debauched!
0:45:33 > 0:45:37It's wonderful to think of auld Davie reaching 100.
0:45:37 > 0:45:44- There's a few would like to get over to Bellabegwinnie for the party.- Hm? - Will ye be going yerself?
0:45:44 > 0:45:47I canna be sure.
0:45:47 > 0:45:53It'll be on the pier at 3 o'clock tomorrow afternoon. Thank you. Bye.
0:45:53 > 0:45:56All right, let's go.
0:45:56 > 0:46:03Would you not care to put up here for the night? We could bring the puffer along in the morning...
0:46:03 > 0:46:05Come on!
0:46:10 > 0:46:13Right away.
0:46:16 > 0:46:19It's been a grand evening.
0:46:19 > 0:46:22The exercise HAS done me good.
0:46:22 > 0:46:24CREAKING LIMBS
0:46:53 > 0:46:59- Good morning, sir.- Where are we? - It's a fine day.- Where ARE we!?
0:46:59 > 0:47:02Where ARE we on this thing!?
0:47:02 > 0:47:07There. That's Ben Chareagach there and that's Ben Na Croise.
0:47:07 > 0:47:12We'll be in Loch Mora under the hour, sir.
0:47:13 > 0:47:16- Good morning, sir.- Morning.
0:47:23 > 0:47:29- Will ye be having some breakfast? - No, I'll wait till we get to, em...
0:47:45 > 0:47:52- There's plenty more.- No, thanks. I couldn't. That's the biggest meal I've eaten in years.- More tea?
0:47:52 > 0:47:55All right, just a little.
0:47:56 > 0:47:58Thanks.
0:48:02 > 0:48:07Don't they ever call you anything but "the Wee Boy"?
0:48:07 > 0:48:12- My name's Douggie.- Well, Douggie, you can certainly cook ham and eggs.
0:48:12 > 0:48:19- Why won't you let the Captain take the cargo?- Because he caused me great trouble and expense.
0:48:19 > 0:48:22But why not let him take the cargo?
0:48:22 > 0:48:30He made a... He double-crossed me. He disobeyed all my instructions. He behaved very badly.
0:48:30 > 0:48:34But why won't you let him take the cargo?
0:48:34 > 0:48:40I could use a few people like you! You ought to come and work for me!
0:48:40 > 0:48:46I wouldna want to leave the Captain. He's the best skipper in the trade.
0:48:46 > 0:48:51There's no' many skippers like Captain MacTaggart.
0:48:51 > 0:48:54You're so right (!)
0:48:54 > 0:48:58Was the Captain REALLY born on this boat?
0:48:58 > 0:49:02- Yes, sir.- How'd it happen?
0:49:02 > 0:49:06Well, sir, the "Maggie" was just launched.
0:49:06 > 0:49:11The Captain's grandad was skipper, his dad was the mate.
0:49:11 > 0:49:19The Captain's mother needed a doctor so they were taking her across to Portree.
0:49:19 > 0:49:24There was a storm, and the Captain was born here on the "Maggie".
0:49:24 > 0:49:29Why don't you let him take the cargo?
0:49:47 > 0:49:51CACKLING OF GEESE
0:49:51 > 0:49:54VERY LOUD CACKLING
0:49:57 > 0:50:01ONLY THE GEESE CAN BE HEARD
0:50:19 > 0:50:22THE MAGGIE CREAKS
0:50:24 > 0:50:32- Captain, sir.- Aye? - If the tide comes in, will she no' catch under the pier?
0:50:32 > 0:50:36- Hamish, slack her off a bit... - Wait, sir.
0:50:36 > 0:50:41- If the tide came in, would there no be... - C-R-E-A-K !
0:50:41 > 0:50:43(..an accident?)
0:50:43 > 0:50:45C-R-E-E-A-A-K !
0:50:50 > 0:50:52Good lad.
0:50:52 > 0:50:55Ye'll be a skipper one day.
0:50:55 > 0:50:57C-R-E-E-A-A-K
0:50:57 > 0:51:04Tell Mrs Marshall I'll be home tomorrow definitely. Thank you. Goodbye.
0:51:07 > 0:51:09C-R-E-E-E-A-A-A-K !
0:51:09 > 0:51:12I'll buy the drinks.
0:51:16 > 0:51:19 THEY ALL GIGGLE
0:51:27 > 0:51:30All right, what's so funny!?
0:51:47 > 0:51:49CREAK
0:51:53 > 0:51:55CR-E-AK
0:52:07 > 0:52:10LOWING OF CATTLE
0:52:16 > 0:52:20CREAKING IS DROWNED BY THE LOWING
0:52:32 > 0:52:34(Creak)
0:52:34 > 0:52:37Creak
0:52:37 > 0:52:39CREAK
0:52:39 > 0:52:41CR-E-A-AK
0:52:41 > 0:52:44C-R-E-E-A-A-K !
0:52:44 > 0:52:47C-R-R-R-R-U-N-C-H !
0:52:47 > 0:52:50HEY !
0:52:50 > 0:52:52HEY ! HEY !!
0:52:52 > 0:52:56Hey...! Quick!
0:52:56 > 0:53:02- Move your boat!- I must finish this! - It's breaking up the pier! Look!
0:53:02 > 0:53:05The boat...! The pier...!
0:53:07 > 0:53:12Come on, you! Move the boat OUT !
0:53:12 > 0:53:15Get in there! DO something!
0:53:15 > 0:53:21- There's some trouble here... - Get the boat OUT ! MOVE IT !
0:53:21 > 0:53:26- C-R-E-E-E-E-A-A-A-A-K ! - Get busy! Out! Out!
0:53:28 > 0:53:30Out!
0:53:30 > 0:53:33Move the boat out! Do something!!
0:53:33 > 0:53:37- Would it not be better...- MOVE IT !
0:53:37 > 0:53:39MOVE !
0:53:39 > 0:53:44- Mr Marshall...- Don't argue with me! Move it out! OUT !
0:53:44 > 0:53:47MOVE IT OUT !!
0:53:47 > 0:53:49OUT !
0:53:49 > 0:53:54No...! NO ! BACK ! BACK !!
0:53:57 > 0:54:00HORRENDOUS CREAKING AND RENDING
0:54:03 > 0:54:06Stop the engines! Bring it back!
0:54:06 > 0:54:11- What's he say?- To bring her back! - What!?- He says to back her up!
0:54:11 > 0:54:15How can I back her up when the pier...
0:54:15 > 0:54:18Back! You're wrecking the pier!
0:54:19 > 0:54:29C-R-R-R-R-R-R-U-U-N-N-C-C-H !!
0:54:29 > 0:54:31NO...!!
0:54:46 > 0:54:50UTTER SILENCE FALLS
0:54:59 > 0:55:01CATTLE BELLOWING
0:55:13 > 0:55:17Och well, they were going to dismantle it anyway.
0:55:19 > 0:55:22Look at that!
0:55:39 > 0:55:40Sir.
0:55:40 > 0:55:44Sir? Are you Mr Marshall ?
0:55:45 > 0:55:48I'm no longer absolutely sure.
0:55:48 > 0:55:52There's nothing we can do for you.
0:55:52 > 0:55:59- We can't get your cargo out here and we draw too much to enter the wharf.- I know...
0:55:59 > 0:56:04There's nothing can get at it except...er...
0:56:04 > 0:56:07..a puffer.
0:56:17 > 0:56:22I've every sympathy for your predicament,
0:56:22 > 0:56:28but it's not in our interests to take the job unless we're going to Kiltarra.
0:56:28 > 0:56:38And, without meaning any offence, it would simplify matters if you could give us the rest of our fee...
0:56:38 > 0:56:41..in advance.
0:56:47 > 0:56:50- John, set them up again.- Aye.
0:56:51 > 0:56:54He's talking to somebody in London.
0:56:54 > 0:57:01What a man for the telephoning! It's the American way everything in a rush.
0:57:01 > 0:57:06But he's not a man at peace with himself.
0:57:09 > 0:57:12Anything wrong, Mr Marshall ?
0:57:12 > 0:57:17- You'll be amused to hear Mr Pusey is out of jail.- Oh, that's good...
0:57:17 > 0:57:22And Mrs Marshall has found out what I was doing.
0:57:22 > 0:57:26It's the LAST thing I wanted...
0:57:50 > 0:57:55- I wanted a shave, and I wondered if you could... - GRUNT >
0:58:00 > 0:58:03Dadadada! Piggy!
0:58:10 > 0:58:12< CACKLE
0:58:16 > 0:58:23They were wanting a lift, sir. Thigasoa, Callum. Mr MacDougall, Mr Marshall.
0:58:23 > 0:58:28- Oh... Why are we sailing south? - We'll get coal at Bellabegwinnie.
0:58:28 > 0:58:33- But...- Mr Roger MacDougall. - Isn't that out of our way?- A bit.
0:58:33 > 0:58:36Mrs MacDougall, Mr Marshall.
0:58:36 > 0:58:39- Mr Angus MacDougall. - How do you do?
0:58:39 > 0:58:42Mrs MacDougall...
0:58:52 > 0:59:00- I've a call to make, and I'd like to buy a change of clothes. Have we time for that?- Aye, I think so, sir.
0:59:04 > 0:59:11Lydia, how can you say it's a silly idea when you haven't even seen the place?
0:59:11 > 0:59:15I promise you you'll love it. It's beautiful.
0:59:15 > 0:59:18We can be there most of the summer.
0:59:19 > 0:59:21What?
0:59:21 > 0:59:26No, we can't talk about it like this on the phone.
0:59:26 > 0:59:35Darling, PLEASE fly out to Kiltarra. I'll be there tomorrow and we can sit down and discuss it.
0:59:37 > 0:59:40Hello...? Hello!? Operator.
0:59:40 > 0:59:45Operator, we've been cut off! Operator!
0:59:45 > 0:59:48'Your party's no longer there.'
0:59:53 > 0:59:55Thank you...
0:59:58 > 1:00:04- I'll just wrap these up for you. - How much do I owe you?- 11/3d.
1:00:14 > 1:00:21- Where are the others? - In the village, sir. - Well, aren't we ready to go?
1:00:21 > 1:00:25- Have they taken on the coal ?- No...
1:00:28 > 1:00:33Is Peter MacTaggart there, or up at the party?
1:00:38 > 1:00:40LAUGHTER
1:00:40 > 1:00:43MacTaggart...
1:00:43 > 1:00:52- I was just coming to find you... They can't let us have the coal till tomorrow...- Sit down.
1:00:52 > 1:00:58I know you came here for a party, but I just want to ask you one thing...
1:00:58 > 1:01:04- It's old Davie MacDougall, sir. He sailed...- ..with your father.
1:01:04 > 1:01:06I just want to ask one thing...
1:01:06 > 1:01:12- Not my father, sir, my grandfather. - I STILL want to ask you one thing.
1:01:12 > 1:01:20- Doesn't this job mean anything to you?- It means a great deal, sir. I'm very grateful to you for...
1:01:20 > 1:01:25- Then don't you think you should fulfil your contract?- Contract...?
1:01:25 > 1:01:30- To take me and my cargo to Kiltarra. - But we ARE taking you, sir.
1:01:30 > 1:01:34It's only one day's sailing...
1:01:34 > 1:01:40Don't you realise I can stop payment on the cheque I gave you!?
1:01:42 > 1:01:45Oh, you couldn't do that.
1:01:45 > 1:01:49If you don't get under way right now...
1:01:49 > 1:01:52You couldn't refuse to pay us...
1:01:52 > 1:01:54Why NOT !?
1:01:54 > 1:01:57Because you're an honourable man.
1:01:57 > 1:02:05I recognised you as an honourable man the first time I saw you. Och, we'll get you there.
1:02:05 > 1:02:09And I've to tell you you've been invited...
1:02:43 > 1:02:46Sheila, the Bard's makin' a speech!
1:02:46 > 1:02:55Tha do chairdean an so an nochd a dol a chur mo urram ort air caraide air Davie MacDougall.
1:02:55 > 1:02:59< GOOD OLD DAVIE !
1:02:59 > 1:03:04Tha thu direach ciad bliadhna an diugh.
1:03:04 > 1:03:07Rugadh tu mar am 1853.
1:03:07 > 1:03:12Thuar an's tha chaidean an telegrams agus cables
1:03:12 > 1:03:17Peggy ann am San Francisco, Sheila ann am New York...
1:03:19 > 1:03:23Mr Marshall, will ye no' join us?
1:03:23 > 1:03:25It's Mr Marshall !
1:03:26 > 1:03:31Mr Marshall, come away in. Ye'll be made very welcome.
1:03:31 > 1:03:36It's auld Davie's birthday. Ye must join us.
1:03:40 > 1:03:47Come in! Anna, give him a piece o' cake.
1:03:47 > 1:03:49A glass for Mr Marshall.
1:03:49 > 1:03:54He's 100 years old today. Come on...
1:03:54 > 1:03:59Dai, o Agad Maighster Marshall duin nasail mor a America
1:03:59 > 1:04:03tha sinne deanadh obair dha duine gasda.
1:04:03 > 1:04:05Shake hands, sir.
1:04:05 > 1:04:09Congratulations, sir...er...
1:04:10 > 1:04:17Tell him that where I come from we say that the first 100 years are the hardest.
1:04:17 > 1:04:25Thubhair e gum bheil iad ag'radh ann America gum bheil a chead ceud bliadhna na's miosa.
1:04:25 > 1:04:28Na's miosa n'an darna ceud.
1:04:34 > 1:04:36HE LAUGHS
1:04:45 > 1:04:50Mr Marshall's all right, Davie boy. Slainte vha!
1:04:54 > 1:04:58DANCE MUSIC AND CHEERING
1:05:40 > 1:05:46Why spend the whole evening with me when all those young fellows...
1:05:46 > 1:05:49Oh, I can always dance with them.
1:05:49 > 1:05:54It's exciting to meet a stranger. Not many come to Bellabegwinnie.
1:05:54 > 1:05:59- And it'll do the two of them good. - They've watched you every minute.
1:05:59 > 1:06:01Who?
1:06:01 > 1:06:08The one in the window is Donald MacDougall, a fisherman, and Ian McCullough owns the store.
1:06:11 > 1:06:14The question is, who should I marry.
1:06:14 > 1:06:21It's very difficult when you're only 19 to make such a decision. It would be easier if I were older.
1:06:21 > 1:06:28- I would know so much more... I mean about men. - Well, how are you going to choose?
1:06:28 > 1:06:36Everyone says it should be Ian, because he owns the store and is planning to buy another on Colonsay.
1:06:36 > 1:06:44- People say that he will be a great man one day. - And Donald MacDougall ?
1:06:44 > 1:06:45He...
1:06:45 > 1:06:50He's just a fisherman who sails with his brothers
1:06:50 > 1:06:55when they're not drinking or fighting or running after girls.
1:06:55 > 1:06:58He hasn't much money...
1:06:59 > 1:07:04He's not so handsome as Ian... Everyone agrees to that.
1:07:04 > 1:07:11- It doesn't seem a difficult choice. - You mean I should marry Ian?
1:07:11 > 1:07:16Well, if he really wants to make something of himself.
1:07:16 > 1:07:20You want a man you know can take care of you.
1:07:20 > 1:07:22Yes...
1:07:23 > 1:07:30It would be exciting to be married to a man who will do big things; who is going far in the world.
1:07:30 > 1:07:35It would be exciting to be taken to places,
1:07:35 > 1:07:40to be given fine clothes and expensive presents.
1:07:40 > 1:07:43Yes, I would like all those things.
1:07:43 > 1:07:45But I...
1:07:45 > 1:07:51- I think it'll be the OTHER one I'll be taking.- Why...?
1:07:51 > 1:07:58Oh, it's simply that even though he's away with his brothers so much,
1:07:58 > 1:08:01he'll have more TIME for me.
1:08:01 > 1:08:06He'll not be so interested in what he's doing or where he's going,
1:08:06 > 1:08:09because he'll just be fishing.
1:08:09 > 1:08:14And when he comes home from the fishing, there'll just be me.
1:08:15 > 1:08:18And when we're very old...
1:08:18 > 1:08:25we'll have only what we've been able to make together for ourselves.
1:08:28 > 1:08:33And I think, perhaps, that that is all we'll need.
1:09:00 > 1:09:06Good morning, Mr Marshall, sir. I thought you might like some tea.
1:09:09 > 1:09:11W-where are we...?
1:09:12 > 1:09:15Where are we?
1:09:15 > 1:09:18We're still in Bellabegwinnie, sir.
1:09:18 > 1:09:20Bellabegwinnie...
1:09:20 > 1:09:25One o'clock. My watch must have stopped...
1:09:27 > 1:09:32One o'clock! Why aren't we on our way!? Where is everybody!?
1:09:32 > 1:09:36- I think they're in the village. - They are!?
1:09:36 > 1:09:40Let's get outta here!
1:09:40 > 1:09:44- MacTaggart. - Oh, good morning, Mr Marshall.
1:09:44 > 1:09:51- Will you not join us? A wee droppie will...- No, let's get going. - Oh, ye'll have just one, sir.
1:09:51 > 1:09:57- The hair o' the dog that bit ye.... - MacTaggart, I've got problems.
1:09:57 > 1:10:02My wife is waiting for me in Kiltarra, so let's get going!
1:10:02 > 1:10:07I...I'm afraid we canna' go just at the minute, sir.
1:10:07 > 1:10:15You see, Hamish is missing ever since last night. I'm very angry with him...
1:10:15 > 1:10:18- Let's leave him!- Well, you see...
1:10:18 > 1:10:23What with Hamish missing, I thought you wouldn't mind
1:10:23 > 1:10:28I told Mr MacGregor he could visit his cousins...
1:10:28 > 1:10:35If you're not on that boat in one minute and under way I'll RUIN you!
1:10:35 > 1:10:41- I understand how you feel, but if... - You old fool! You're drunk already!
1:10:43 > 1:10:45Mr Marshall...!
1:10:51 > 1:10:56- I want to make a telephone call. - Where to, sir?- Let me think...
1:11:00 > 1:11:03Central Hotel, Glasgow Mr Pusey.
1:11:13 > 1:11:20MacTaggart, you asked for it! I've bought your rotten hulk!
1:11:20 > 1:11:24I've bought it. It belongs to me!
1:11:24 > 1:11:29- You've bought the "Maggie"...?- Yes. - But what will you do with a puffer?
1:11:29 > 1:11:36I'm taking my cargo to Kiltarra! And I'll have no trouble getting a crew!
1:11:37 > 1:11:45You can come or stay as you like, but as soon as I get to Kiltarra I'm selling that thing...for junk!
1:12:29 > 1:12:34Mr Marshall, sir... Ye canna do it...!
1:12:34 > 1:12:39I'm sorry, Douggie, but I'm tired of all this.
1:12:39 > 1:12:46I don't care what you think, the man's nothing but a crook.
1:12:46 > 1:12:50- NO !- He's a petty thief. - He's NO'!- He's a liar.
1:12:50 > 1:12:55He's lied and lied. He's pulled his last trick on...
1:13:12 > 1:13:17You'd better go on board. I think I've killed him.
1:13:20 > 1:13:22Douggie...!
1:13:31 > 1:13:38Could I speak to Mr Marshall ? He told me to phone him as soon as...
1:13:40 > 1:13:42He's WHAT !?
1:13:42 > 1:13:47They say he's not available just now.
1:13:47 > 1:13:50But it's urgent...!
1:13:50 > 1:13:52Well, will you write this down?
1:13:52 > 1:13:56I have contacted Miss MacTaggart...
1:13:59 > 1:14:04..and she refuses to sell... in any circumstances.
1:14:06 > 1:14:13- How is he, doctor?- No need to worry. But he must rest. I've given him a strong sedative.
1:14:13 > 1:14:16DOCTOR: He won't wake till the morning.
1:14:16 > 1:14:18Skipper!
1:14:23 > 1:14:26She wouldna' sell...!
1:14:28 > 1:14:36With any luck, we'll have him in Kiltarra by the time he wakes. Best get under way.
1:14:42 > 1:14:44Come on, Douggie.
1:15:52 > 1:15:55Well, how are you now, Mr Marshall ?
1:15:55 > 1:16:00That was a nasty accident you had. It was the latch on the...
1:16:00 > 1:16:03Is the Wee Boy, Douggie, on board?
1:16:04 > 1:16:07Tell him I'd like to see him.
1:16:13 > 1:16:16'He wants to see Douggie.'
1:16:16 > 1:16:19No! I won't see him.
1:16:19 > 1:16:23It's all right, laddie. You'd better go.
1:16:49 > 1:16:52You might have killed me, Douggie.
1:16:52 > 1:16:55You might have killed me!
1:16:56 > 1:17:02- Why?- You were taking the "Maggie" away from the Captain.
1:17:02 > 1:17:06- I'd every right to buy... - You did NOT !
1:17:06 > 1:17:11- Anyway, the Captain's sister wouldna' sell to you.- Why not!?
1:17:12 > 1:17:15You wouldna' understand.
1:17:21 > 1:17:25- How soon do we get in? - An hour maybe.
1:17:25 > 1:17:30Ye didna' care what happened to the Captain, an old man...!
1:17:30 > 1:17:38- He didn't care about me! - He brought you here!- After 7 days! - You were going to take his ship!!
1:17:40 > 1:17:44- SUBDUED: - I'm sorry for what happened.
1:17:48 > 1:17:51- You are?- Aye, but I'd do it again.
1:17:52 > 1:17:57Maybe the Captain WAS a bit slow getting yer cargo to Kiltarra,
1:17:57 > 1:18:01and ye may no' think much of his boat...
1:18:01 > 1:18:07Maybe he's NO' the best skipper in the trade, like I said...
1:18:07 > 1:18:11But that's no reason to do what you did!
1:18:17 > 1:18:23- What's the matter with it!? - I told you we'd never get there!
1:18:23 > 1:18:29- This contraption's tied wi' wire! - I told you, if it gets hot...
1:18:29 > 1:18:34- What do you mean, "if it gets hot"!? It's ALWAYS hot!- Listen to me...
1:18:34 > 1:18:42- We're in dangerous waters and the sooner we get outside the better!- Holy smoke! The piston!
1:18:42 > 1:18:47- Stop bletherin' and...- We're sunk!! Ye may as well abandon ship NOW !
1:18:47 > 1:18:50Don't be daft! I'll NOT abandon her!
1:18:55 > 1:18:58Fights and arguments! >
1:18:58 > 1:19:03'I'm no' going down wi' the ship! He can drown himself if he likes!'
1:19:03 > 1:19:06- What's wrong?- No cause for alarm.
1:19:06 > 1:19:11'The sooner I see it at the bottom of the sea, the better!'
1:19:11 > 1:19:19- What is it?- The connecting rod. - Can you fix it?- We havna' the tools. - Let me have a look. Go ahead.
1:19:19 > 1:19:22I tell you we're finished! >
1:19:22 > 1:19:29< We havnae even a pair o' pliers! She's goin' to the bottom o' the sea!
1:19:29 > 1:19:34'I've been at him for years! He never listens to me!'
1:19:37 > 1:19:44He wouldnae spend a penny! The boiler hasnae been cleaned in nearly a year!
1:19:44 > 1:19:48- The valves...- The wedge! - The wedge, aye.
1:19:48 > 1:19:56He never gives me any waste or paraffin! And look at the fire bars!
1:19:56 > 1:20:01I've got no soap or soda! Not even a decent chisel !
1:20:01 > 1:20:07- Hamish says...- The wedge! - Even the mooring ropes are gone!
1:20:07 > 1:20:10The bogey funnel smokes!
1:20:10 > 1:20:13The spanners don't... She'll break!!
1:20:13 > 1:20:18Y-y-ye'll never do it! Y-y-ye'll tear the engine apart!!
1:20:18 > 1:20:21(Ye'll never do it...!)
1:20:22 > 1:20:30Give me a monkey wrench! Get ready to turn on the steam. Go ahead!
1:20:30 > 1:20:32That's right, turn on the steam (!)
1:20:35 > 1:20:39CLATTER OF MACHINERY
1:20:43 > 1:20:45C-R-R-R-A-S-H !
1:21:04 > 1:21:07- Skipper...!?- Aye.
1:21:13 > 1:21:18Hamish, see if she's making any water forward.
1:21:18 > 1:21:23Robbie, is she showing anything in the engine-room?
1:21:23 > 1:21:28- She's solid!- What'll you do!? - There's nothing yet..
1:21:28 > 1:21:33Douggie, help with the lifeboat. The tide turns within the hour!
1:21:33 > 1:21:36She's dry enough, Skipper.
1:21:36 > 1:21:39Then give a hand with the lifeboat.
1:21:39 > 1:21:46- Can't you get her off with the engine? I've fixed it. - Not when she's 2 feet up on a rock!
1:21:46 > 1:21:50You mean you're going to abandon ship!?
1:21:50 > 1:21:58Your cargo'll be safe enough, sir. You can arrange for another boat to come alongside and tranship.
1:21:58 > 1:22:02There's plenty of craft about.
1:22:02 > 1:22:07But won't the tide set her down harder on the rocks?
1:22:07 > 1:22:12It'll be falling away and there'll be no damage to your cargo.
1:22:12 > 1:22:15- You go too, Douggie.- No, I...
1:22:15 > 1:22:17Wait for me!
1:22:18 > 1:22:21But what about the boat?
1:22:21 > 1:22:25Och, it'll break her back...
1:22:26 > 1:22:32We got within 5 miles of Kiltarra; not bad for an old puffer...
1:22:32 > 1:22:36..What if we jettison the cargo?
1:22:36 > 1:22:38Sir!?
1:22:38 > 1:22:43- What if we threw it overboard? - Ye cannae...- Answer the question.
1:22:43 > 1:22:49If the wind held, the tide may not go away. We might have a chance...
1:22:49 > 1:22:55But ye cannae be serious! It'll cost ye more than the boat's worth!
1:22:56 > 1:22:59Throw the stuff overboard.
1:23:02 > 1:23:07Don't worry, it was the only thing left that could happen.
1:23:21 > 1:23:23..Skipper...
1:23:28 > 1:23:31There's just one thing, sir.
1:23:31 > 1:23:37With one thing and another, we never got round to insuring the cargo.
1:23:44 > 1:23:51I want you to understand something. If you laugh at me for this, I'll kill you with my bare hands.
1:23:51 > 1:23:53Throw it over.
1:24:16 > 1:24:19I don't understand...!
1:24:19 > 1:24:21The cargo!!
1:24:29 > 1:24:33Mr Marshall...? Where's Mr Marshall?
1:24:35 > 1:24:40- Mr Marshall...- Is my wife here? - Yes, she's up at the house.
1:24:40 > 1:24:47- This is really something! What happened? - Don't ask me. I couldn't tell you!
1:24:47 > 1:24:49Ahem...
1:24:49 > 1:24:55T-there is just one small problem; if you could give us your opinion.
1:24:55 > 1:25:02- Apart from the expression of our appreciation...- Forget it.
1:25:02 > 1:25:09As there was some misunderstanding about whether we should have taken the cargo in the first place,
1:25:09 > 1:25:16and as we took longer than planned in getting to Kiltarra,
1:25:16 > 1:25:20and as we didn't insure the cargo,
1:25:20 > 1:25:24- and as the cargo is at the bottom of the sea...- Well ?
1:25:24 > 1:25:29We was wondering, sir... if perhaps you might feel...
1:25:29 > 1:25:37- that it would be right if we... offered you...your money back... - In the 7 days I've been with you,
1:25:37 > 1:25:40that's the first sensible thing you've said.
1:25:40 > 1:25:47If ye're no' payin' to fix her ye might as well have let her sink!
1:25:51 > 1:25:54Oh, thank you...
1:25:54 > 1:25:59Thank you... If ye ever want another job done...
1:25:59 > 1:26:01FOND FAREWELLS
1:26:01 > 1:26:03Guid luck.
1:26:06 > 1:26:11GAELIC SONG: "FHIR A' BATA"
1:26:31 > 1:26:37Have you ever heard of a puffer called...the "Calvin B. Marshall"?
1:26:37 > 1:26:42- Are ye blamin' me for gettin' stuck on the rocks!?- I make no accusations.
1:26:42 > 1:26:49Accusations!? You!? You're not even fit to be the skipper of the Govan ferry!
1:26:49 > 1:26:52Mr MacGregor, I'm warning you...