0:00:56 > 0:00:59CHURCH BELLS TOLL
0:01:04 > 0:01:06MILKMAN WHISTLES
0:01:08 > 0:01:11BOTTLES CLINK
0:01:20 > 0:01:22ALARM RINGS
0:01:24 > 0:01:26ALARM STOPS
0:01:43 > 0:01:45SOFT SNORING
0:02:01 > 0:02:03LOUD BARK
0:02:17 > 0:02:19BARKS
0:02:33 > 0:02:38- TV:- 'We hear of illegal poaching of endangered animals in the wild,
0:02:38 > 0:02:43'but never of animals in captivity being slaughtered for its pelt.
0:02:43 > 0:02:48'Animal protection groups that monitor game contraband told us
0:02:48 > 0:02:53'that a white Siberian tiger is so rare that the offer of a pelt
0:02:53 > 0:02:55'would draw the law's attention.
0:02:55 > 0:03:00'Shortly before dawn this morning, London Zoo security discovered
0:03:00 > 0:03:05'the excoriated carcass of its prised female Siberian tiger, Sue Ling.
0:03:05 > 0:03:10- GROWLS - 'Police believe the crime was done for a private collector.'
0:03:10 > 0:03:13How horrible. Who'd do a thing like that?
0:03:13 > 0:03:15'If this can happen in a zoo,
0:03:15 > 0:03:19'we must ask ourselves if any animal in the world is safe.
0:03:19 > 0:03:23'This is Tim Ryan, reporting from London Zoo.'
0:03:37 > 0:03:39YELPS
0:03:39 > 0:03:42THEY BARK
0:04:00 > 0:04:04Another bad day for the animal kingdom.
0:04:04 > 0:04:09Oh! One day, very soon, Pongo, I am going to make a sale.
0:04:10 > 0:04:13Otherwise, I'll be eating your table scraps.
0:04:13 > 0:04:15WHINES
0:04:15 > 0:04:19WHIMPERS
0:04:16 > 0:04:19Oh! I was exaggerating!
0:04:19 > 0:04:21Well. Shall we?
0:04:21 > 0:04:25It's not that bad. But it's important this meeting goes well.
0:04:25 > 0:04:28I tend to get a little nervous in meetings
0:04:28 > 0:04:31and say and do things I shouldn't.
0:04:31 > 0:04:34The next thing we know, it's freelancing.
0:04:34 > 0:04:36BARKS
0:04:36 > 0:04:39ELECTRONIC MUSIC AND YAPPING
0:04:39 > 0:04:42(He has the best instincts in the industry.
0:04:42 > 0:04:47(Since he was six, he's picked the top-selling game every year.)
0:04:54 > 0:04:57COMPUTER: "ARGHHHH!"
0:05:03 > 0:05:05Well?
0:05:05 > 0:05:07What do you think?
0:05:07 > 0:05:12Quite good graphics, entertaining premise, well-conceived dogs
0:05:12 > 0:05:14and engaging environments.
0:05:14 > 0:05:18But I don't want a game with a chubby dog-catcher as the bad guy.
0:05:18 > 0:05:21Even girls won't like this game.
0:05:21 > 0:05:23Sorry, mate.
0:05:23 > 0:05:27Wait! Herbert! What if you could really hate the villain?
0:05:27 > 0:05:30It's not hatred that's important.
0:05:30 > 0:05:32It's the desire to annihilate.
0:05:58 > 0:06:00Top of the morning, ma'am.
0:06:18 > 0:06:21Miss De Vil's office. Could you hold, please?
0:06:21 > 0:06:24Good morning. Miss De Vil's office.
0:06:24 > 0:06:26Good morning, Miss De Vil.
0:06:29 > 0:06:31Good morning, Miss De Vil.
0:06:31 > 0:06:34Good morning, ma'am.
0:06:48 > 0:06:49GASPS
0:06:49 > 0:06:51Anita, darling!
0:06:51 > 0:06:54Oh! Good morning, Cruella.
0:07:06 > 0:07:09What a charming dog!
0:07:09 > 0:07:14- Thank you.- Spots?
0:07:11 > 0:07:14Yes. She's a dalmatian.
0:07:12 > 0:07:14- Inspiration?- Yes.
0:07:14 > 0:07:16Long hair, or short?
0:07:16 > 0:07:20- Short.- Coarse, or fine? - It is a little coarse.- Pity.
0:07:20 > 0:07:22It was fine when she was a puppy.
0:07:22 > 0:07:26Redemption! We need to have a little girl talk.
0:07:26 > 0:07:28Come to my office.
0:07:28 > 0:07:31Bring the drawing.
0:07:31 > 0:07:34Now, darling, tell me more about these spots.
0:07:34 > 0:07:36I did leopard spots in the '80s.
0:07:36 > 0:07:40These spots are different.
0:07:38 > 0:07:40- Cosy.- Cuddly.- Classic.- Less trashy.
0:07:40 > 0:07:44Exactly! Do you like spots, Frederick?
0:07:44 > 0:07:47No, madam. I thought we liked stripes, this year.
0:07:47 > 0:07:49What kind of sycophant are you?!
0:07:49 > 0:07:53Um... What kind of sycophant would you like me to be?
0:07:53 > 0:07:55Frederick?
0:07:56 > 0:07:58I'm beginning to see spots!
0:08:00 > 0:08:03What would it cost to redo next year's line?
0:08:03 > 0:08:08- Millions.- Can we afford it?
0:08:04 > 0:08:08Yes, but...
0:08:05 > 0:08:08Thank you. Go away.
0:08:08 > 0:08:10I have to talk to Anita. Alonzo?!
0:08:11 > 0:08:14Did you ask Anita if she'd like a drink?
0:08:16 > 0:08:19Oh, I'm fine, thank you.
0:08:23 > 0:08:25Sit down, please.
0:08:28 > 0:08:31How long have you been working for me?
0:08:31 > 0:08:33Two years, last August.
0:08:33 > 0:08:35And you've done wonderful work.
0:08:35 > 0:08:36Thank you!
0:08:36 > 0:08:38I don't see you socially, do I?
0:08:38 > 0:08:43- No.- You're not very well-known, despite your obvious talent.
0:08:43 > 0:08:46Well, notoriety doesn't mean much to me.
0:08:46 > 0:08:51Your work is fresh and clean. Unfettered, unpretentious.
0:08:51 > 0:08:55It sells. One day, my competitors will realise who you are
0:08:55 > 0:08:57and try to steal you away.
0:08:57 > 0:09:02I wouldn't leave for another job.
0:08:59 > 0:09:02Really? Why would you leave?
0:09:02 > 0:09:04I don't know.
0:09:04 > 0:09:09If I met someone and working here didn't fit in with our plans.
0:09:09 > 0:09:11Marriage?
0:09:10 > 0:09:11Perhaps.
0:09:11 > 0:09:14More good women have been lost to marriage
0:09:14 > 0:09:17than to war, famine, disease and disaster.
0:09:17 > 0:09:20You have talent. Don't squander it.
0:09:20 > 0:09:23I don't think it's something we need worry about.
0:09:23 > 0:09:26I don't have any prospects!
0:09:26 > 0:09:29Thank God!
0:09:27 > 0:09:29I should get back to work.
0:09:29 > 0:09:31Yes. Please do.
0:09:31 > 0:09:33Alonzo!
0:09:37 > 0:09:39The drawing.
0:09:40 > 0:09:45Take the drawing from Anita and hand it to me! Is that difficult?!
0:09:50 > 0:09:52Thank you. Now, go!
0:09:52 > 0:09:55Stand somewhere till I need you.
0:09:56 > 0:09:59I look wonderful in spots.
0:10:00 > 0:10:04However, I would like to make one small change.
0:10:08 > 0:10:11We could do this in linen.
0:10:09 > 0:10:11It would be stunning in fur.
0:10:11 > 0:10:16For the Chesterton Trials in April, fur would be inappropriate.
0:10:16 > 0:10:18But it's my only true love, darling.
0:10:18 > 0:10:20I live for fur. I worship fur.
0:10:20 > 0:10:24Is there a woman in all this wretched world who doesn't?
0:10:24 > 0:10:26Give it to Anita!
0:10:32 > 0:10:34< CHUCKLES
0:10:35 > 0:10:37It is rather amusing, isn't it?
0:10:37 > 0:10:39What is?
0:10:39 > 0:10:44If we make this coat, it would be as if I were wearing your dog!
0:10:44 > 0:10:46SHE CHUCKLES
0:10:48 > 0:10:50Woof! Woof!
0:10:52 > 0:10:54LAUGHTER ECHOES
0:10:59 > 0:11:02SLOW, ROMANTIC MUSIC
0:11:25 > 0:11:29Oh, sorry, Pongo! I didn't mean to take so long.
0:11:29 > 0:11:33If I could just sell a game, we might be able to get a car.
0:11:41 > 0:11:43PONGO!
0:11:46 > 0:11:48PONGO!
0:11:53 > 0:11:57PONGO! SLOW DOWN!
0:11:57 > 0:11:58Look out!
0:11:58 > 0:12:01SLOW DOWN!
0:12:08 > 0:12:10- PONGO!- Hey!
0:12:24 > 0:12:26PONGO! PONGO! PONGO!
0:12:27 > 0:12:29CAR HORNS HOOT
0:12:43 > 0:12:46PONGO!
0:12:47 > 0:12:49ARGHHHHHH!
0:12:52 > 0:12:55NO! PONGO!
0:13:01 > 0:13:03STOP!
0:13:05 > 0:13:08CAR HORNS AND SCREECHING TYRES
0:13:24 > 0:13:26PONGO!
0:13:30 > 0:13:32PONGO!
0:13:38 > 0:13:40ARGHHHHHH!
0:13:42 > 0:13:44DUCKS QUACK
0:13:44 > 0:13:47I don't think he wanted to do that.
0:13:48 > 0:13:50There you go, Perdy.
0:13:51 > 0:13:55BARKS
0:13:52 > 0:13:55Oh, stop it! OK. Go!
0:13:55 > 0:13:58Go fetch it! Good girl! Come on! Bring it back.
0:13:58 > 0:14:00Come here! Come here!
0:14:00 > 0:14:02Yeah!
0:14:02 > 0:14:05Good girl! OK!
0:14:05 > 0:14:07Oh. Come on. Let's go again.
0:14:07 > 0:14:09PONGO!
0:14:09 > 0:14:11BICYCLE RATTLES
0:14:13 > 0:14:15PONGO!
0:14:35 > 0:14:37BARKS
0:14:39 > 0:14:42Hello! Who are you?
0:14:52 > 0:14:54SQUELCHING
0:14:59 > 0:15:01PERDY YELPS AND GROWLS
0:15:01 > 0:15:03I got ya!
0:15:03 > 0:15:08Very smart(!) Very funny(!) Everybody had a good laugh.
0:15:08 > 0:15:11Let go of that dog!
0:15:09 > 0:15:11Stay out of this, lady.
0:15:11 > 0:15:13Stop, or I'll hit you!
0:15:13 > 0:15:18It's a bad day to threaten me.
0:15:15 > 0:15:18I don't care. I'll hit you anyway.
0:15:18 > 0:15:22Whatever.
0:15:19 > 0:15:22I gave you a good warning.
0:15:20 > 0:15:22I've had...
0:15:22 > 0:15:26Now, release my dog or I'll hit you again.
0:15:29 > 0:15:32Your dog?!
0:15:30 > 0:15:32Yes. That is my dog. Let her go!
0:15:32 > 0:15:34DOG WHIMPERS
0:15:34 > 0:15:37Excuse me.
0:15:41 > 0:15:43He's a she.
0:15:50 > 0:15:52Hello, Pongo.
0:15:55 > 0:15:58Beg your pardon, ma'am. I'm sorry. My mistake.
0:15:58 > 0:16:02What have you got in that purse of yours? Rocks?
0:16:02 > 0:16:05No. Bricks. I've been paving my garden.
0:16:05 > 0:16:08If I see a discarded brick, I pick it up.
0:16:08 > 0:16:13How many did you find today?
0:16:10 > 0:16:13Three.
0:16:11 > 0:16:13That's what I'd have guessed(!)
0:16:13 > 0:16:17Why are you all wet?
0:16:15 > 0:16:17I went swimming in the pond.
0:16:17 > 0:16:20You shouldn't. The water's filthy.
0:16:20 > 0:16:22And it tastes like fish.
0:16:22 > 0:16:25You lost a shoe. Did you know that?
0:16:25 > 0:16:28Yes. I noticed it, running down the gravel path(!)
0:16:28 > 0:16:33I'm sorry! I thought if you were silly enough to swim in that pond,
0:16:33 > 0:16:36you might not realise you'd lost a shoe.
0:16:36 > 0:16:38I crashed my bike in the pond.
0:16:38 > 0:16:41The only uninjured part of my body was my head.
0:16:41 > 0:16:45Thanks to you, I have the complete set of bodily injuries.
0:16:45 > 0:16:47THEY LAUGH
0:16:47 > 0:16:51Nice being assaulted by you, Ms...?
0:16:49 > 0:16:51My name's Anita. Yours is Roger.
0:16:51 > 0:16:54I read it on your dog's ID tag.
0:16:54 > 0:16:59Oh! Yes. Well, nice meeting you. I hope I didn't alarm you.
0:16:59 > 0:17:04No. That's fine, since...we both have a fondness for dalmatians.
0:17:04 > 0:17:06Yes. BARKING
0:17:06 > 0:17:09WHIMPERING
0:17:09 > 0:17:13They certainly have a fondness for each other, don't they?
0:17:13 > 0:17:15Yeah.
0:17:20 > 0:17:22Well, Pongo...
0:17:22 > 0:17:26your roving eye has gotten me in enough trouble for one day.
0:17:26 > 0:17:28Why don't you come home?
0:17:28 > 0:17:32Are you OK? Perhaps you should call your doctor.
0:17:32 > 0:17:37Fine. Good luck with your bricks.
0:17:34 > 0:17:37If you have a concussion, you shouldn't be alone.
0:17:37 > 0:17:41Pongo, you could have gotten me killed.
0:17:41 > 0:17:44You risk losing me for a frolic with a female?
0:17:49 > 0:17:51Come on!
0:17:52 > 0:17:54Jolly nice human. Don't you think?
0:17:58 > 0:18:03Fools aren't born, Pongo. Pretty girls make them in their spare time.
0:18:09 > 0:18:11Shall we?
0:18:11 > 0:18:13Come on.
0:18:13 > 0:18:16Excuse me. Sorry. Thank you.
0:18:16 > 0:18:19BRASS BAND PLAYS "DAISY, DAISY"
0:18:38 > 0:18:41You're wrong, Pongo. I'm deciding a route home.
0:18:41 > 0:18:45It has nothing to do with Anita, if that's what her name is.
0:18:54 > 0:18:57BARKS
0:18:55 > 0:18:57- SHE GASPS - Perdy!
0:18:57 > 0:18:59What is it?! Oh!
0:19:01 > 0:19:03Pongo! Pongo! Easy! Easy!
0:19:07 > 0:19:11Oh! Stop!
0:19:09 > 0:19:11Look out!
0:19:11 > 0:19:14PERDY! STOP!
0:19:14 > 0:19:15PERDY!
0:19:17 > 0:19:20OHHHHH!
0:19:18 > 0:19:20LOOK OUT!
0:19:22 > 0:19:24DUCKS QUACK
0:19:24 > 0:19:26OH! UGHH!
0:19:28 > 0:19:32Oh! I've never been rescued before. It was very exciting.
0:19:32 > 0:19:35And you were ever so sweet to give me a kiss.
0:19:35 > 0:19:38That was mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.
0:19:38 > 0:19:43Oh.
0:19:39 > 0:19:43It didn't work. You're supposed to lie on your back.
0:19:43 > 0:19:46I couldn't do it with your arms around my neck.
0:19:46 > 0:19:50I'm ever so sorry.
0:19:48 > 0:19:50No. That's quite all right.
0:19:51 > 0:19:55Well, you give a very good rescue.
0:19:53 > 0:19:55Thank you.
0:19:58 > 0:20:01Oh!
0:20:03 > 0:20:05Hm!
0:20:06 > 0:20:09I think we have a problem.
0:20:11 > 0:20:13I think my dog is in love!
0:20:16 > 0:20:18I think mine is, too.
0:20:18 > 0:20:21Why is that a problem?
0:20:21 > 0:20:25They're going to be brokenhearted when you leave.
0:20:25 > 0:20:29I couldn't bear to live with a brokenhearted dalmatian.
0:20:29 > 0:20:32They're miserable when they're lonely.
0:20:32 > 0:20:35We better think of something.
0:20:33 > 0:20:35I agree.
0:20:35 > 0:20:40Do you want another cup of marriage?
0:20:38 > 0:20:40- Excuse me?!- Tea? A cup of tea?
0:20:40 > 0:20:44You said marriage.
0:20:42 > 0:20:44- Uh...marriage?- Yes.
0:20:44 > 0:20:47You meant to say tea, but it came out "marriage".
0:20:47 > 0:20:51Oh. I'm sorry. Do you want another cup of...
0:20:52 > 0:20:54..tea?
0:20:55 > 0:20:58I do.
0:21:00 > 0:21:02You... You do?
0:21:03 > 0:21:05I will.
0:21:05 > 0:21:07You will?!
0:21:07 > 0:21:09If you ask me!
0:21:13 > 0:21:14Would you...?
0:21:16 > 0:21:17Yes.
0:21:32 > 0:21:35For as much as Roger and Anita...
0:21:37 > 0:21:40have consented together in holy wedlock
0:21:40 > 0:21:44and witnessed the same before God and this company
0:21:44 > 0:21:49and thereto have given and pledged their troth either to other
0:21:49 > 0:21:54and declared the same by giving and receiving of a ring
0:21:54 > 0:21:56and by joining of hands.
0:21:56 > 0:21:59I pronounce that they be man and wife together
0:21:59 > 0:22:04in the name of the Father, and of the Son and of the Holy Ghost. Amen.
0:22:04 > 0:22:06- CONGREGATION:- Amen.
0:22:06 > 0:22:08God the Father, God the Son
0:22:08 > 0:22:14and God the Holy Ghost, bless, preserve and keep you.
0:22:14 > 0:22:17The Lord mercifully, with his favour, look upon you
0:22:17 > 0:22:21and so fill you with all spiritual benediction and grace
0:22:21 > 0:22:25that ye may so live together in this life
0:22:25 > 0:22:29that in the world to come ye may have life everlasting.
0:22:29 > 0:22:31Amen.
0:22:31 > 0:22:34- CONGREGATION:- Amen.
0:22:44 > 0:22:47LOUD BARKING
0:22:57 > 0:23:00CHURCH BELLS PEAL
0:23:29 > 0:23:33I'll tell you a bit about Skinner before we meet him.
0:23:33 > 0:23:38Now, supposedly, when he was young, this dog tore open his throat
0:23:38 > 0:23:43and ripped out his vocal chords, leaving him scarred and mute.
0:23:43 > 0:23:46He cannot talk at all.
0:23:44 > 0:23:46KNOCKS
0:23:46 > 0:23:48Look at me! Pay attention!
0:23:48 > 0:23:52There are two things you must not do with Skinner.
0:23:52 > 0:23:58Right? One...do not look at the horrendous scar on his neck.
0:23:58 > 0:24:00Two...don't talk to him.
0:24:00 > 0:24:02Not a word.
0:24:02 > 0:24:04Right.
0:24:07 > 0:24:11Ugh! Look at the size of that scar!
0:24:11 > 0:24:15No blinkin' wonder you can't talk, mate!
0:24:15 > 0:24:17HE HISSES
0:24:17 > 0:24:19Excuse me, just a minute, would you?
0:24:21 > 0:24:23THUMPING SOUND
0:24:32 > 0:24:36Cor! Blinkin' gruesome line of work you're in, Skinner.
0:24:37 > 0:24:42The sight of all these deceased creatures gives me a shrinky winky.
0:24:49 > 0:24:52CLEARS THROAT
0:24:53 > 0:24:56Much obliged, sunshine.
0:25:11 > 0:25:13How could she do this to me?!
0:25:25 > 0:25:27Morning, ma'am.
0:25:27 > 0:25:29Sit!
0:25:29 > 0:25:32Tea?
0:25:30 > 0:25:32Please!
0:25:32 > 0:25:34Please.
0:25:39 > 0:25:43TRAY RATTLES
0:25:43 > 0:25:45- Thank you.- Thank you.
0:25:46 > 0:25:48What a beautiful day, ma'am.
0:25:48 > 0:25:50Blue skies, birds singing,
0:25:50 > 0:25:53the laughter of school children...
0:25:53 > 0:25:56Get on with it, you imbecile!
0:25:58 > 0:26:03- CLEARS THROAT - Well, I have here a present from Mr Skinner.
0:26:14 > 0:26:17Oh!
0:26:17 > 0:26:19Oh! It's magnificent!
0:26:19 > 0:26:21Hello, my beauty.
0:26:21 > 0:26:25Oh, come. Come. Come with me.
0:26:25 > 0:26:28Come with me, my darling. Let me see you.
0:26:32 > 0:26:36You were a big, bad boy, weren't you, darling?!
0:26:37 > 0:26:41Yes, yes. Siberian tiger suits madam very well indeed.
0:26:41 > 0:26:45Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?
0:26:46 > 0:26:48You are!
0:26:55 > 0:26:59You were very good at drawing when you were a little girl.
0:26:59 > 0:27:03To be with you again as you start a family is like a dream come true.
0:27:03 > 0:27:06Oh, Nanny!
0:27:06 > 0:27:09We aren't ready to start a family yet.
0:27:09 > 0:27:11Oh, that's a shame.
0:27:11 > 0:27:14Ah, well, first the puppies.
0:27:15 > 0:27:17Then the babies.
0:27:17 > 0:27:19Puppies?!
0:27:19 > 0:27:22TAPPING ON COMPUTER KEYBOARD
0:27:27 > 0:27:29If I've done my job right, Pongo,
0:27:29 > 0:27:34when this new villain comes up, you'll run from the room in panic.
0:27:35 > 0:27:38ELECTRONIC MUSIC
0:27:49 > 0:27:51GROWLS SOFTLY
0:27:53 > 0:27:54Gotcha! Grrrrrr!
0:27:58 > 0:28:00HE SIGHS
0:28:00 > 0:28:02It's unmistakable, dear.
0:28:02 > 0:28:06It's the look every woman gets when she's going to be a mother.
0:28:06 > 0:28:10Notice how tranquil she is.
0:28:10 > 0:28:12Her eyes are soft and warm.
0:28:14 > 0:28:16And though you might not see it,
0:28:16 > 0:28:20you can certainly feel that she's smiling.
0:28:20 > 0:28:25It's the smile we wear when we're guarding a precious secret.
0:28:25 > 0:28:29Now that she's living for others as well as herself,
0:28:29 > 0:28:31she's eating more.
0:28:31 > 0:28:33And every now and again,
0:28:33 > 0:28:38for no reason other than she's so happy with herself, she sighs.
0:28:38 > 0:28:40SHE SIGHS
0:28:42 > 0:28:45I think you're right, Nanny.
0:28:45 > 0:28:47She does look different.
0:28:47 > 0:28:49Oh, my goodness!
0:28:49 > 0:28:51What is it, Nanny?
0:28:55 > 0:28:57Anita!
0:28:57 > 0:29:00I think you're going to have a puppy.
0:29:15 > 0:29:17Thank you so much.
0:29:17 > 0:29:20- A check-up in a month?- Lovely.
0:29:20 > 0:29:22See you again soon, all right?
0:29:27 > 0:29:29So?
0:29:29 > 0:29:33Well, he said it's all great. The baby's nice and big.
0:29:33 > 0:29:34Wonderful!
0:29:34 > 0:29:36DRAMATIC MUSIC
0:29:44 > 0:29:46Oh, no!
0:29:55 > 0:29:57Cruella!
0:29:57 > 0:29:59Anita! Darling!
0:30:01 > 0:30:03DOG BARKS
0:30:03 > 0:30:04Oh, Anita!
0:30:04 > 0:30:06Those dazzling dogs!
0:30:09 > 0:30:13And you must be Rufus.
0:30:10 > 0:30:13Roger. It's a pleasure, Miss De Vil.
0:30:13 > 0:30:18What's a pleasure?
0:30:14 > 0:30:18Making your acquaintance.
0:30:15 > 0:30:18How sweet.
0:30:18 > 0:30:20I wish I could reciprocate.
0:30:20 > 0:30:25- Tell me, darling, you married him for his dog! - SHE CACKLES
0:30:25 > 0:30:29Oh, darling, I've missed you! I hate that you've taken leave.
0:30:29 > 0:30:32But I've been sending my sketches.
0:30:32 > 0:30:36It's not the same thing. I miss the interaction.
0:30:40 > 0:30:46And what do you do that allows you to support Anita in such splendour?
0:30:46 > 0:30:50I design video games.
0:30:48 > 0:30:50Video games?!
0:30:51 > 0:30:56Is he having me on?
0:30:52 > 0:30:56No. He's very good at it. It's a growing business!
0:30:56 > 0:31:00Those horrible things children play with? Design them?!
0:31:00 > 0:31:02What a senseless thing to do!
0:31:04 > 0:31:07Oh, did Anita tell you the news?
0:31:08 > 0:31:10She's going to have a baby.
0:31:11 > 0:31:13Is this true?!
0:31:13 > 0:31:16Yes!
0:31:16 > 0:31:18Ugh! You poor thing! I'm so sorry.
0:31:18 > 0:31:21We're very excited about it.
0:31:21 > 0:31:24You can't be serious?!
0:31:22 > 0:31:24She is.
0:31:24 > 0:31:28Well. What can I say? Accidents will happen!
0:31:28 > 0:31:33We're having puppies, too.
0:31:29 > 0:31:33Puppies?! You have been a busy boy!
0:31:34 > 0:31:39Well, I must say, that's somewhat better news. I adore puppies.
0:31:39 > 0:31:42I'll expect a decline in your work product.
0:31:42 > 0:31:46No, I...
0:31:43 > 0:31:46Let me know when the blessed event occurs.
0:31:46 > 0:31:48It won't be for eight months.
0:31:48 > 0:31:52The puppies, darling.
0:31:50 > 0:31:52DOGS GROWL
0:31:55 > 0:31:57I've no use for babies!
0:31:57 > 0:32:00SHE CHUCKLES
0:32:00 > 0:32:02Cheerio! Cheerio, darling!
0:32:02 > 0:32:05THEY GROWL
0:32:05 > 0:32:07THUNDERCLAP
0:32:11 > 0:32:13CLOCK TICKS SOFTLY
0:32:18 > 0:32:21(If I'm this nervous about puppies,
0:32:21 > 0:32:24(what am I going to be like when my baby arrives?!)
0:32:34 > 0:32:36How can you be so calm?
0:32:39 > 0:32:43WHIMPERING
0:32:40 > 0:32:43Nanny!
0:32:43 > 0:32:45Oh, my goodness!
0:32:45 > 0:32:47BARKING
0:32:49 > 0:32:54Gangway!
0:32:50 > 0:32:54Is it time? Is there something I can do to help?
0:33:03 > 0:33:07Peek through the window and see if the puppies have come yet.
0:33:08 > 0:33:11Can I borrow your umbrella?
0:33:15 > 0:33:18Be careful when you open it.
0:33:18 > 0:33:21They're here! The puppies are here!
0:33:21 > 0:33:24You're a father, Pongo!
0:33:24 > 0:33:27- Two!- Two!
0:33:27 > 0:33:29You're a father twice!
0:33:29 > 0:33:31< Make that three!
0:33:31 > 0:33:34Three?! Three, Pongo! Three puppies!
0:33:34 > 0:33:36BARKING
0:33:36 > 0:33:39Oh, my goodness! Four!
0:33:37 > 0:33:39Four!
0:33:42 > 0:33:44THUNDERCLAP
0:33:56 > 0:33:58CLOCK TICKS SOFTLY
0:34:04 > 0:34:06Fifteen!
0:34:08 > 0:34:11Did you hear that, boy?! Fifteen puppies!
0:34:13 > 0:34:17DOOR OPENS
0:34:14 > 0:34:17Fourteen.
0:34:18 > 0:34:20We lost one.
0:34:56 > 0:34:58I'm sorry, Pongo. I'm so sorry.
0:35:06 > 0:35:08WHINES
0:35:11 > 0:35:13I wonder...
0:35:37 > 0:35:40SNUFFLING AND SQUEAKING
0:35:58 > 0:36:02Fifteen! We have fifteen puppies!
0:36:05 > 0:36:07Look!
0:36:07 > 0:36:09Oh! Goodness gracious!
0:36:09 > 0:36:13It's a miracle! Anita! Fifteen!
0:36:13 > 0:36:15Fifteen again! Oh!
0:36:15 > 0:36:18We must call this one Lucky.
0:36:21 > 0:36:23Look! Look at him!
0:36:24 > 0:36:29How's Perdy?
0:36:25 > 0:36:29She's tired.
0:36:26 > 0:36:29No wonder, after fifteen puppies!
0:36:29 > 0:36:32They're so beautiful!
0:36:32 > 0:36:35You can go in now, Pongo.
0:36:35 > 0:36:37WHINES
0:36:37 > 0:36:41Here we are, Perdy. Yes! It's Lucky!
0:36:41 > 0:36:46Now, make room, you others. Well done, Perdy! There's a good girl!
0:36:46 > 0:36:49PONGO WHINES AND BARKS
0:36:50 > 0:36:53I'll leave you two alone.
0:36:58 > 0:37:00PUPPIES SQUEAK
0:37:05 > 0:37:08I'm glad I'm only having the one!
0:37:21 > 0:37:23THUNDERCLAP
0:37:26 > 0:37:28Anita?
0:37:28 > 0:37:32Anita? There you are! Where are the puppies?
0:37:34 > 0:37:37GROWLING
0:37:37 > 0:37:39How marvellous!
0:37:40 > 0:37:42How marvellous!
0:37:43 > 0:37:45How perfec...
0:37:45 > 0:37:48Oh! The devil take it! They're mongrels!
0:37:48 > 0:37:51No spots! No spots at all!
0:37:51 > 0:37:54What horrible little white rats!
0:37:54 > 0:37:56But the spots don't come till later.
0:37:56 > 0:38:01You're sure?
0:37:58 > 0:38:01Yes!
0:37:59 > 0:38:01All right. Put them in a bag.
0:38:01 > 0:38:03I'll take them with me now.
0:38:03 > 0:38:09What?! They were just born!
0:38:05 > 0:38:09I can see that!
0:38:06 > 0:38:09They need their mother for weeks.
0:38:09 > 0:38:13They're not ready to leave.
0:38:10 > 0:38:13I'll reserve them. How much?
0:38:13 > 0:38:15They're not for sale.
0:38:15 > 0:38:18You've come into money, have you?!
0:38:18 > 0:38:22Designed a game to drive kiddies into frenzies of delight?!
0:38:22 > 0:38:26- As a matter of...- We're not sure we want to sell the puppies.
0:38:26 > 0:38:28Anita! Don't be ridiculous!
0:38:28 > 0:38:33You can't afford to keep them. I'll pay twice what they're worth.
0:38:33 > 0:38:35Five hundred pounds.
0:38:36 > 0:38:42Seven thousand, five hundred pounds. Fair? Two pounds per spot!
0:38:42 > 0:38:45What would you do with fifteen puppies?!
0:38:45 > 0:38:50That's irrelevant. They're not for sale.
0:38:48 > 0:38:50I'm tired of you, Roland!
0:38:50 > 0:38:53- Roger.- Whatever. Take it.
0:39:00 > 0:39:01(Take it!)
0:39:05 > 0:39:08TAKE IT!
0:39:06 > 0:39:08THUNDERCLAP
0:39:10 > 0:39:12Cruella...
0:39:13 > 0:39:16..the puppies are not for sale.
0:39:18 > 0:39:21You're quite sure?
0:39:21 > 0:39:23BOTH: Yes.
0:39:25 > 0:39:27All right.
0:39:27 > 0:39:29Keep the little beasts!
0:39:29 > 0:39:34Do what you like with them. Drown them, for all I care!
0:39:34 > 0:39:37You're a fool, Anita! You're fired! Finished!
0:39:37 > 0:39:40You'll never work in fashion again.
0:39:40 > 0:39:44I'm through with all of you! I'll get even! You'll be sorry.
0:39:44 > 0:39:46You fools! You IDIOTS!
0:39:51 > 0:39:53Good evening, madam.
0:39:54 > 0:39:56Out of my way!
0:39:57 > 0:39:59ANGRY MUTTERING
0:40:08 > 0:40:10DOG BARKS
0:40:11 > 0:40:13Hello, Pongo.
0:40:13 > 0:40:15- TV: #- Everybody
0:40:15 > 0:40:18- #- Everybody wants to be a cat
0:40:19 > 0:40:23- #- Everybody, everybody...- #
0:40:20 > 0:40:23PUPPIES WHINE
0:40:23 > 0:40:25- #- Everybody wants to be a cat...- #
0:40:25 > 0:40:28- TV:- 'Come on, you two. Let's go.'
0:40:32 > 0:40:34Thank you, Pongo.
0:40:36 > 0:40:38They're here! I've got them!
0:40:38 > 0:40:40Anita! Roger!
0:40:40 > 0:40:43I'm in the living room. Now, come on down
0:40:43 > 0:40:46and have a look!
0:40:46 > 0:40:49EXCITED YAPPING
0:40:51 > 0:40:53Oh! You as well?!
0:40:53 > 0:40:55You heard that, did you?
0:40:55 > 0:40:59Wait till you see what I've got for you in this bag.
0:41:00 > 0:41:04MUSIC: "Christmas Song" by Nat King Cole
0:41:04 > 0:41:06Jewel! Look!
0:41:11 > 0:41:13Let me put this on you.
0:41:19 > 0:41:21Dipstick?
0:41:23 > 0:41:25Come on!
0:41:25 > 0:41:27THEY CHUCKLE
0:41:30 > 0:41:33Yeah! I know!
0:41:33 > 0:41:35Fidget?
0:41:45 > 0:41:47PUPPIES WHINE
0:41:48 > 0:41:50Two-Tone?
0:41:51 > 0:41:53There you go.
0:41:55 > 0:41:57I know. You all like to do it.
0:41:59 > 0:42:01There we go.
0:42:01 > 0:42:03Excuse me.
0:42:03 > 0:42:05YAPPING
0:42:07 > 0:42:08WHINES
0:42:12 > 0:42:14BOTH: Whizzer!
0:42:21 > 0:42:24DISTANT CONVERSATION
0:42:26 > 0:42:28INAUDIBLE
0:42:44 > 0:42:46Right. We're on.
0:42:56 > 0:42:58Get your own!
0:42:58 > 0:43:00CONTENTED SNORING
0:43:10 > 0:43:13Someone didn't finish their supper.
0:43:14 > 0:43:16We're on a budget.
0:43:16 > 0:43:19Waste not, want not. That's my motto.
0:43:20 > 0:43:23DOORBELL RINGS
0:43:23 > 0:43:26Who on earth...?
0:43:26 > 0:43:28DOORBELL RINGS AGAIN
0:43:29 > 0:43:31Coming. Coming!
0:43:31 > 0:43:33- DOORBELL RINGS AGAIN - Coming!
0:43:35 > 0:43:38- Good evening...- Oooh!
0:43:39 > 0:43:42It's all right. We're professionals.
0:43:43 > 0:43:47Come 'ere!
0:43:44 > 0:43:47Let go of me!
0:43:47 > 0:43:49Get her off!
0:43:49 > 0:43:51How dare you! Let go! Let go of me!
0:43:51 > 0:43:55Straight ahead.
0:43:52 > 0:43:55All right!
0:43:53 > 0:43:55Police! Help!
0:43:55 > 0:43:57Help! >
0:43:57 > 0:43:59Open the door! >
0:43:59 > 0:44:02In you go!
0:44:00 > 0:44:02- No!- Fingers!
0:44:03 > 0:44:05Let me out!
0:44:05 > 0:44:07Oh, do shut up.
0:44:07 > 0:44:10Open this door!
0:44:10 > 0:44:12I'll see you go to prison for this!
0:44:12 > 0:44:14Help!
0:44:14 > 0:44:16There.
0:44:16 > 0:44:18The old bird put up a good fight.
0:44:18 > 0:44:21I like a bit of spirit in a woman.
0:44:21 > 0:44:23You didn't get smashed in the face.
0:44:23 > 0:44:27PUPPY WHINES
0:44:24 > 0:44:27Shh!
0:44:30 > 0:44:32- BOTH:- Ahhhh!
0:44:32 > 0:44:35Give me the bag. Come on! Come on!
0:44:35 > 0:44:38Here.
0:44:36 > 0:44:38PUPPIES GROWL
0:44:38 > 0:44:40YAPS
0:44:50 > 0:44:52Come here, you!
0:44:53 > 0:44:55Spotty little...
0:44:55 > 0:44:57dog!
0:45:02 > 0:45:04PUPPIES WHIMPER
0:45:06 > 0:45:09DOG BARKS FEROCIOUSLY
0:45:09 > 0:45:11Evening, General.
0:45:11 > 0:45:13Montgomery! Heel, boy!
0:45:14 > 0:45:17Heel, boy! Heel!
0:45:17 > 0:45:19Jasper?
0:45:19 > 0:45:21Do you know what I think?
0:45:21 > 0:45:23What's that?
0:45:23 > 0:45:26That bulldog knows what we done.
0:45:27 > 0:45:32It's a dog, Horace. Dogs ain't got the brains to figure things out.
0:45:32 > 0:45:34Luckily.
0:45:37 > 0:45:39PUPPIES SQUEAK
0:45:39 > 0:45:42ENGINE STARTS UP
0:45:43 > 0:45:45Come on home!
0:45:45 > 0:45:47Montgomery!
0:45:48 > 0:45:50DISTANT BARKING
0:45:54 > 0:45:56INDISTINCT CONVERSATION
0:45:56 > 0:45:59DISTANT BARKING
0:46:05 > 0:46:08- I think... PONGO!- PERDY!
0:46:12 > 0:46:14Help! Police! Where are they?!
0:46:18 > 0:46:20Oh, no! They've taken the puppies!
0:46:20 > 0:46:22- BARKING - Anita!
0:46:22 > 0:46:25Roger! Thank God they're home!
0:46:35 > 0:46:38- WHINING - Thank goodness you've come.
0:46:38 > 0:46:42- What is it?- What?
0:46:40 > 0:46:42Two men stole the puppies.
0:46:42 > 0:46:44I tried to stop them.
0:46:44 > 0:46:48They locked me in the cupboard. I shouted, but nobody came.
0:47:36 > 0:47:38CLEARS HIS THROAT
0:47:38 > 0:47:40Ah! Good evening, madam.
0:47:40 > 0:47:45'I do hope I've not disturbed your relaxation. I have good news...'
0:47:45 > 0:47:50Did you get the puppies?!
0:47:47 > 0:47:50Affirmative.
0:47:50 > 0:47:52All of them?
0:47:52 > 0:47:54'Every single one.'
0:47:54 > 0:47:58My faith in your limited intelligence is momentarily restored.
0:47:58 > 0:48:01Oh! You are too kind, madam(!)
0:48:01 > 0:48:03CALL DISCONNECTED
0:48:03 > 0:48:05They've got the fifteen!
0:48:05 > 0:48:09Add them to the other puppies we've already stolen,
0:48:09 > 0:48:11and I have my cosy, puppy coat!
0:48:11 > 0:48:13EVIL CHUCKLE
0:48:14 > 0:48:17I'll be wearing Anita's dogs!
0:48:18 > 0:48:21HYSTERICAL, EVIL LAUGHTER
0:48:30 > 0:48:32SQUEAKING
0:48:35 > 0:48:38WHINING AND YAPPING
0:48:42 > 0:48:46BARKS LOUDLY
0:48:44 > 0:48:46PUPPY YAPS
0:48:46 > 0:48:50Right. I'm going to fill me snoot and go to bed. I'm dead tired.
0:48:50 > 0:48:52GROWLS
0:48:52 > 0:48:54I'm hearing dogs again, Jasper.
0:48:54 > 0:48:57YAPPING
0:48:55 > 0:48:57Oh, shut up in there!
0:49:07 > 0:49:09BARKS
0:49:58 > 0:50:01- POLICE RADIO:- 'Tango foxtrot...'
0:50:01 > 0:50:04..If anything should happen to the puppies.
0:50:04 > 0:50:06Chin up. We'll do our best.
0:50:06 > 0:50:08- Thank you, Inspector.- Good night.
0:50:08 > 0:50:10DOOR SHUTS
0:50:10 > 0:50:12He was most sympathetic.
0:50:12 > 0:50:16And he said they're going to do the best they can.
0:50:16 > 0:50:18For what that's worth.
0:50:18 > 0:50:20Do you think they'll find them?
0:50:20 > 0:50:25Find 15 puppies in a city this size? If they're even in the city.
0:50:25 > 0:50:29What can the police do? What can we do? What can anyone do?
0:50:29 > 0:50:31GROWLS SOFTLY
0:50:45 > 0:50:47LOUD BARKING
0:50:56 > 0:50:59DISTANT REPLY
0:51:03 > 0:51:06Woof! Woof! Woof!
0:51:06 > 0:51:09EXCHANGE OF BARKS
0:51:10 > 0:51:13BARKING ECHOES UP THE THAMES
0:51:15 > 0:51:18DISTANT BARKING
0:51:21 > 0:51:23DISTANT BARKING
0:51:27 > 0:51:30BARKS ECHO ACROSS LONDON
0:51:37 > 0:51:39DISTANT BARKING
0:51:42 > 0:51:45NEIGHS LOUDLY
0:51:46 > 0:51:48GROWLS
0:51:53 > 0:51:56DISTANT BARKING
0:52:08 > 0:52:10BLEATS
0:52:28 > 0:52:30CROW CAWS
0:52:36 > 0:52:38DOG BARKS
0:52:46 > 0:52:47NEIGHS
0:52:49 > 0:52:51THEY BLEAT AND MOO
0:52:59 > 0:53:01WHIMPERS
0:53:38 > 0:53:41BARKS ECHO ACROSS LONDON
0:54:07 > 0:54:08PONGO!
0:54:09 > 0:54:11PONGO!
0:54:12 > 0:54:15PONGO!
0:54:27 > 0:54:28< BARKING
0:54:55 > 0:54:57WHINES
0:55:46 > 0:55:50Did you hear that?!
0:55:48 > 0:55:50What?!
0:55:50 > 0:55:53That noise.
0:55:51 > 0:55:53What noise?!
0:55:53 > 0:55:55That noise I just heard.
0:55:55 > 0:55:57Did you hear it?
0:55:57 > 0:55:59Oh, yeah(!)
0:55:59 > 0:56:03It sounded like a complete berk asking me irritating questions.
0:56:05 > 0:56:07Oh, good. It's stopped now.
0:56:08 > 0:56:10WHINES
0:56:45 > 0:56:50I'll be honest with you, mate. This job is fast losing its charm.
0:56:50 > 0:56:52The housing stinks.
0:56:52 > 0:56:56The food's lousy. The lavatory facilities are appalling.
0:56:56 > 0:56:59And so far, we haven't been paid one quid.
0:56:59 > 0:57:04Will you stop moaning?! This time tomorrow night, it's over.
0:57:04 > 0:57:08We get paid and go before you can say, "dead puppies".
0:57:09 > 0:57:11Now, go to sleep!
0:57:11 > 0:57:13GROWLS SOFTLY
0:57:13 > 0:57:15SIGHS
0:57:18 > 0:57:20SNIFFS
0:57:28 > 0:57:30WHINES
0:57:40 > 0:57:43MOUSE SQUEAKS
0:57:47 > 0:57:49SQUEAKS
0:58:17 > 0:58:18PUPPIES YAP
0:58:22 > 0:58:24YAPPING AND SQUEAKING
0:58:43 > 0:58:45PHONE RINGS
0:58:47 > 0:58:49'Mr Skinner?'
0:58:49 > 0:58:53Suspicions are mounting. Police are everywhere.
0:58:53 > 0:58:56I want the job done tonight. Can you do it?
0:58:56 > 0:58:59TAPS RECEIVER
0:59:00 > 0:59:02Any way you want!
0:59:02 > 0:59:06Poison them! Drown them! Bash them on the head! Use chloroform!
0:59:06 > 0:59:09I don't care how you kill the beasts. Do it NOW!
0:59:32 > 0:59:35CROW CAWS
0:59:36 > 0:59:39Pongo and Perdy will turn up, won't they?
0:59:39 > 0:59:43I think they will. They just went looking for the puppies.
0:59:43 > 0:59:47I know who did this.
0:59:44 > 0:59:47I wouldn't be at all surprised.
0:59:47 > 0:59:49She has a terrible temper.
0:59:49 > 0:59:52The dogs never cared for her.
0:59:52 > 0:59:55Dogs have a sixth sense about things like that.
0:59:55 > 0:59:58They can smell ill intentions.
0:59:58 > 1:00:00Oh, Roger!
1:00:00 > 1:00:02What? What's wrong?
1:00:02 > 1:00:04Nanny, where's my portfolio?
1:00:04 > 1:00:06It's in the nursery closet.
1:00:06 > 1:00:08- Oh!- Anita?!
1:00:23 > 1:00:26She did steal the puppies. And this is why.
1:00:31 > 1:00:35- SHE SOBS - She's going to kill the puppies.
1:00:59 > 1:01:03THEY WHIMPER
1:01:00 > 1:01:03BIRD TWEETS
1:01:03 > 1:01:05THEY CONVERSE IN BARKS AND TWEETS
1:01:21 > 1:01:23TWITTERS
1:01:26 > 1:01:28BARKS
1:01:57 > 1:01:59CHIRRUPING SOUND
1:02:12 > 1:02:14Uhhh!
1:02:17 > 1:02:21Right. That's it. Time to let the little yappers have it.
1:02:21 > 1:02:24We ain't supposed to do it. That's Skinner's job.
1:02:24 > 1:02:26Well, Skinner isn't here, is he?
1:02:26 > 1:02:31Besides, I don't see why that little runt should have all the fun.
1:02:32 > 1:02:34How do you want to do it?
1:02:34 > 1:02:38Well, personally, I think I favour the fire iron.
1:02:49 > 1:02:52KNOCKING
1:02:52 > 1:02:55Right. Th-That'll be Miss De Vil.
1:02:56 > 1:02:59Fix your shirt and tart up your hair.
1:02:59 > 1:03:01KNOCKING
1:03:05 > 1:03:07Good evening...
1:03:15 > 1:03:18Hello? Anybody there?
1:03:27 > 1:03:29DOOR CREAKS
1:03:33 > 1:03:35KNOCKING
1:03:55 > 1:03:57GROWLS
1:04:00 > 1:04:03PUPPIES SQUEAK AND YAP
1:04:08 > 1:04:11EXCITED YELPING
1:04:27 > 1:04:29DOOR CREAKS
1:04:29 > 1:04:32Maybe we was hearin' things.
1:04:33 > 1:04:35HORN
1:04:36 > 1:04:39HORN SOUNDS CONTINUOUSLY
1:04:49 > 1:04:53Oi!
1:04:50 > 1:04:53SQUEAKING
1:04:53 > 1:04:55- Get out of my truck!- Yeah!
1:05:01 > 1:05:03SNORES
1:05:17 > 1:05:20Go on! Get out of here! Clear off!
1:05:22 > 1:05:27Yeah. There's more where that came from, should you elect to come back.
1:05:30 > 1:05:32YAPS
1:05:46 > 1:05:49YAPS
1:05:49 > 1:05:53BARKS URGENTLY
1:05:50 > 1:05:53I don't believe it!
1:06:41 > 1:06:43I don't care what you say,
1:06:43 > 1:06:45we flippin' well better be careful.
1:06:45 > 1:06:48Yeah. That's right. We better be careful
1:06:48 > 1:06:52of the huge, macro-economic bulk of your stupidity.
1:06:52 > 1:06:59I ain't takin' any lip from you.
1:06:55 > 1:06:59Forget it. We have 99 stinkin' puppies to find and kill.
1:06:59 > 1:07:01Get on with it!
1:07:10 > 1:07:12EXCITED YAPPING
1:07:16 > 1:07:18Here, puppies.
1:07:19 > 1:07:21Here, puppies!
1:07:23 > 1:07:26Pup, pup, pup, pup, puppies?
1:07:26 > 1:07:28YAPPING
1:07:38 > 1:07:41Come here, you speckled lap-rat!
1:07:46 > 1:07:48ARGHHHHH!
1:08:02 > 1:08:03Pah!
1:08:03 > 1:08:05Ughh!
1:08:35 > 1:08:37YAPPING
1:08:44 > 1:08:46Sta-ay!
1:08:55 > 1:08:57YAPPING
1:08:59 > 1:09:01You...barker!
1:09:01 > 1:09:03Come 'ere! I'll get you, you...
1:09:03 > 1:09:05ARGHHHH!
1:09:25 > 1:09:27Cold!
1:10:07 > 1:10:10TYRES SQUEAL
1:10:28 > 1:10:30Good evening, madam!
1:10:30 > 1:10:32Good evening. Hello!
1:10:32 > 1:10:34What are you doing up there?!
1:10:34 > 1:10:38I...um... I was... just fetching the puppies, ma'am.
1:10:38 > 1:10:42And where are the puppies?
1:10:42 > 1:10:47Oh! There, you see! Once again, madam has, like a laser,
1:10:47 > 1:10:50gone straight to the heart of the issue.
1:10:50 > 1:10:55It's a quality I've always admired in madam. "Where are the puppies?"
1:10:55 > 1:10:58It's brilliant. Well, let me just say, right now,
1:10:58 > 1:11:03that I'm not a hundred percent certain where the puppies are,
1:11:03 > 1:11:06but if you just give me a second
1:11:06 > 1:11:08I'll check with my associate.
1:11:08 > 1:11:10Horace?!
1:11:10 > 1:11:12Get down from there
1:11:12 > 1:11:14AND CATCH THOSE PUPPIES!
1:11:17 > 1:11:20Hopelessly stupid, pathetic fools!
1:11:20 > 1:11:22I'll find the mongrels myself!
1:11:27 > 1:11:29ENGINE TURNS OVER
1:11:35 > 1:11:40You had to let those puppies get away. Never paying attention.
1:11:40 > 1:11:44Where was you?!
1:11:41 > 1:11:44I was not splashing about in a pond.
1:11:44 > 1:11:46You've infuriated the old bag.
1:11:46 > 1:11:49Lose the puppies and it's our heads.
1:11:49 > 1:11:52- ENGINE TURNS OVER - Oh, come on!
1:11:54 > 1:11:58Right. You better get out and check the tailpipe.
1:11:58 > 1:12:00One of these days...
1:12:01 > 1:12:04I'm going to be full up of you!
1:12:04 > 1:12:05Ooh!
1:12:07 > 1:12:10ENGINE TURNS OVER
1:12:17 > 1:12:20ENGINE TURNS OVER
1:12:21 > 1:12:24Oh, do come on!
1:12:24 > 1:12:25EXPLOSION
1:12:25 > 1:12:29There, you see!
1:12:27 > 1:12:29ENGINE STARTS UP
1:12:50 > 1:12:51GROWLS
1:12:58 > 1:13:00SHEEP BLEAT
1:13:10 > 1:13:13BLEATING AND YAPPING
1:13:22 > 1:13:24WHINING
1:13:28 > 1:13:30CAR PULLS UP
1:13:39 > 1:13:42SLOW FOOTSTEPS
1:13:53 > 1:13:56HISSING SOUND
1:13:58 > 1:14:00HISSES
1:14:00 > 1:14:03LUCKY WHIMPERS
1:14:17 > 1:14:19WHIMPERS
1:14:36 > 1:14:38COAT RIPS
1:14:46 > 1:14:49Turn the heater on, will you?
1:14:49 > 1:14:54No! I don't want to risk losing power in this thing.
1:14:56 > 1:14:58I can't stand the cold no more.
1:14:59 > 1:15:01I want heat!
1:15:03 > 1:15:05Fire!
1:15:05 > 1:15:07Too hot! Too hot!
1:15:07 > 1:15:09Too hot!
1:15:09 > 1:15:12I know! I know!
1:15:22 > 1:15:24Your suspicions were justified.
1:15:24 > 1:15:28Staff say Miss De Vil is at a family property in Suffolk.
1:15:28 > 1:15:31I have informed the local police.
1:15:31 > 1:15:35Officers will be on the lookout for your puppies and Miss De Vil.
1:15:37 > 1:15:39I only hope we're not too late.
1:15:48 > 1:15:51CROW CAWS
1:15:58 > 1:16:00CHICKENS CLUCK
1:16:10 > 1:16:12PIG GRUNTS
1:16:18 > 1:16:20MOOS
1:17:15 > 1:17:17EVIL CHUCKLE
1:17:25 > 1:17:27CAWS
1:17:42 > 1:17:44CAWS
1:17:44 > 1:17:48BARKS
1:17:48 > 1:17:51EXCITED YAPPING
1:18:04 > 1:18:06GASPS
1:18:11 > 1:18:14This is extraordinary!
1:18:14 > 1:18:17I'm reduced to tramping through sewage
1:18:17 > 1:18:21because my two imbeciles can't keep track of a bunch of infant dogs!
1:18:24 > 1:18:25OH!
1:18:31 > 1:18:33Ugh!
1:18:46 > 1:18:48WHINNIES
1:18:49 > 1:18:52SLOW FOOTSTEPS
1:19:04 > 1:19:05ARGHHHH!
1:19:10 > 1:19:12WHINNIES
1:19:21 > 1:19:23ELECTRIC FENCE BUZZES
1:19:25 > 1:19:29I do not believe it! We've got no truck, no dogs.
1:19:29 > 1:19:31Number one, Dead Street. That's us.
1:19:33 > 1:19:35Look! Tracks!
1:19:41 > 1:19:43I love you!
1:19:43 > 1:19:46There you are, you see.
1:19:46 > 1:19:50If dogs were smart, they wouldn't leave tracks for wary predators.
1:19:50 > 1:19:54- Yeah.- Human beings are essentially superior.
1:19:54 > 1:19:58Blessed with faculties of speech and thought and...other things.
1:20:04 > 1:20:06WHINES
1:20:25 > 1:20:28Uhhh!
1:20:32 > 1:20:34Don't worry. I won't ruin your coat.
1:20:34 > 1:20:38I'll just make button holes. Where are you?!
1:20:38 > 1:20:39YELPING
1:20:53 > 1:20:54Oh, yes!
1:20:54 > 1:20:57I love the smell
1:20:57 > 1:21:00of near extinction!
1:21:13 > 1:21:15PAINED GRUNTING
1:21:33 > 1:21:37Oh! Oh!
1:21:34 > 1:21:37PIG GRUNTS
1:21:40 > 1:21:43Stupidity is what holds you back.
1:21:43 > 1:21:45You would have grabbed that wire,
1:21:45 > 1:21:48set fire to your undershorts, cooked your tongue
1:21:48 > 1:21:51before even thinking it was electrified.
1:21:53 > 1:21:55Point taken.
1:21:55 > 1:21:57But...what are the logs for?
1:21:57 > 1:21:59What are the...? You see...
1:22:00 > 1:22:04We stand upon the logs and hop over,
1:22:04 > 1:22:07thereby avoiding painful electric shock.
1:22:09 > 1:22:11Brilliant.
1:22:11 > 1:22:12Right.
1:22:12 > 1:22:14Mount the log.
1:22:18 > 1:22:20Extend leg.
1:22:22 > 1:22:26OK. Now, when I count to three,
1:22:26 > 1:22:28we jump. Ready?
1:22:29 > 1:22:30Yes.
1:22:30 > 1:22:31One...
1:23:05 > 1:23:10Disgusting creatures. I'm sick to think we breathe the same air.
1:23:10 > 1:23:13DISTANT BARKING AND YAPPING
1:23:22 > 1:23:23Ah!
1:23:23 > 1:23:25Bingo!
1:23:25 > 1:23:27Poor little things(!)
1:23:28 > 1:23:30I'm going to cut you off,
1:23:30 > 1:23:34- then cut you up! - SHE CACKLES
1:23:34 > 1:23:36SQUEAKING
1:23:36 > 1:23:38CHUCKLES
1:23:38 > 1:23:40Darling, red isn't your colour.
1:23:40 > 1:23:42Give me the hat.
1:23:42 > 1:23:44CHUCKLING
1:23:44 > 1:23:46Give me the hat
1:23:46 > 1:23:49or you'll become a hat!
1:23:50 > 1:23:52GIVE IT TO ME!
1:23:59 > 1:24:03CHUCKLING
1:24:09 > 1:24:11ROARS
1:24:30 > 1:24:31Uhh!
1:24:33 > 1:24:36SIRENS
1:24:43 > 1:24:46SIRENS APPROACH
1:24:52 > 1:24:54Thank the Lord!
1:24:55 > 1:24:57We're saved.
1:24:57 > 1:25:01There you go.
1:24:59 > 1:25:01- BOTH:- Thank you.
1:25:01 > 1:25:04Watch your heads.
1:25:02 > 1:25:04Much obliged.
1:25:09 > 1:25:13This is lovely!
1:25:10 > 1:25:13Isn't it?! Yeah. Nice and warm.
1:25:14 > 1:25:16No animals, neither.
1:25:16 > 1:25:18HISSING SOUND
1:25:23 > 1:25:26HISSES
1:25:40 > 1:25:43You... BEASTS!
1:25:44 > 1:25:46But I'm not beaten, yet!
1:25:46 > 1:25:50You've won the battle, but I'll win the wardrobe!
1:25:50 > 1:25:53My spotty puppy coat is in sight and leaving tracks.
1:25:53 > 1:25:56Soon, I'll have what I came for.
1:25:56 > 1:26:01But you will end up as sausage meat, alone on some sad, plastic plate.
1:26:01 > 1:26:05Dead and medium red. No friends, no family, no pulse!
1:26:05 > 1:26:07Slapped between two buns,
1:26:07 > 1:26:10smothered in onions with fries on the side!
1:26:10 > 1:26:13Cruella De Vil has the last laugh!
1:26:13 > 1:26:15EVIL LAUGHTER
1:26:15 > 1:26:18WHINNIES
1:26:37 > 1:26:39SIRENS APPROACH
1:26:51 > 1:26:53Miss De Vil?
1:26:53 > 1:26:55Yes?!
1:26:55 > 1:26:59We have a warrant for your arrest.
1:26:57 > 1:26:59Oh?!
1:26:59 > 1:27:01Is there something wrong?
1:27:17 > 1:27:20Stop! What's that up ahead?
1:27:29 > 1:27:32Well! Will you look at that?!
1:28:09 > 1:28:13I've come up with 98 pups. The two adults make it 100.
1:28:13 > 1:28:16We've got a hundred here, sir.
1:28:31 > 1:28:36Um... Make that one hundred and one dalmatians, sir!
1:28:54 > 1:28:58Congratulations(!) You've just won gold, silver and bronze
1:28:58 > 1:29:01in the Morons' Olympics.
1:29:10 > 1:29:13Who won the gold?
1:29:11 > 1:29:13SHUT UP!
1:29:14 > 1:29:18My business, my reputation, my life has been ruined
1:29:18 > 1:29:21because you incompetent twits
1:29:21 > 1:29:24were outsmarted by a bunch of dumb animals!
1:29:24 > 1:29:27And you call yourselves men! Ha!
1:29:27 > 1:29:30I've seen more intelligent pieces of carpet!
1:29:30 > 1:29:33SQUEAKING
1:29:31 > 1:29:33ARGHHHHHH!
1:29:52 > 1:29:55Oh! They're here! Anita!
1:29:55 > 1:29:57Roger!
1:30:02 > 1:30:05The puppies!
1:30:03 > 1:30:05Oh, my goodness! Look at them!
1:30:07 > 1:30:09Oh, Pongo!
1:30:09 > 1:30:11Oh, Perdy!
1:30:13 > 1:30:15They're happy to be home!
1:30:17 > 1:30:21Oh! Thank you, officer. How can we ever repay you?
1:30:22 > 1:30:26Well... Only your dogs had identification tags.
1:30:26 > 1:30:29We don't know which puppy goes where.
1:30:29 > 1:30:33Our records indicate that, so far, nobody has called
1:30:33 > 1:30:35to claim the other puppies.
1:30:35 > 1:30:39Now, they need a home, or, well, they go to the pound.
1:30:48 > 1:30:51Oh, no! No, no, no! Roger, we can't.
1:30:51 > 1:30:53We don't have room.
1:30:53 > 1:30:55We'll get a bigger place.
1:30:55 > 1:30:58We have 17 as it is. What's a few more?!
1:30:58 > 1:31:00We'll work something out.
1:31:05 > 1:31:08- Oh! - SHE SIGHS
1:31:08 > 1:31:12You'll have dozens of children, you know.
1:31:14 > 1:31:18Well, I won't have them chewing up the carpets or barking at night.
1:31:23 > 1:31:27All right! Everyone inside before we all get cold.
1:31:27 > 1:31:30Unload the puppies!
1:32:02 > 1:32:04FAST ELECTRONIC MUSIC
1:32:28 > 1:32:30Get ready!
1:32:32 > 1:32:35EVIL CACKLING
1:32:38 > 1:32:40ARGHHHHH!
1:32:43 > 1:32:45Cool!
1:32:45 > 1:32:47Excellent villain, mate!
1:32:47 > 1:32:49Thanks, Herbert!
1:32:49 > 1:32:52Congratulations.
1:32:50 > 1:32:52What?! Yeah! Thank you.
1:32:52 > 1:32:58See you in my office. We have terms to sort out.
1:32:55 > 1:32:58- OK!- Excellent villain, mate!
1:32:58 > 1:33:01THEY LAUGH
1:33:03 > 1:33:05I can barely believe it.
1:33:05 > 1:33:09Our baby is a year old, we have a new house, a new life...
1:33:09 > 1:33:11And we have each other.
1:33:11 > 1:33:15We have Nanny.
1:33:13 > 1:33:15And I have the three of you.
1:33:15 > 1:33:19We have two wonderful dogs.
1:33:16 > 1:33:19And they have their children.
1:33:19 > 1:33:21And their stepchildren!
1:33:21 > 1:33:23And they have their children!
1:33:23 > 1:33:26Their step-children have children!
1:33:26 > 1:33:28And their children have children!
1:33:28 > 1:33:31And speaking of children...
1:33:32 > 1:33:36Roger, darling, I've got the most wonderful news.