Bringing Down the House

0:00:17 > 0:00:19Woman: Are you there?

0:00:19 > 0:00:20- Man:- I'm here.

0:00:20 > 0:00:24Help me. My client is going to jail.

0:00:24 > 0:00:27Oh, no, she's not. I think I've got it.

0:00:27 > 0:00:29Really?

0:00:29 > 0:00:31Look up Hasson v Conrad.

0:00:31 > 0:00:35Similar circumstantial evidence - case was thrown out.

0:00:35 > 0:00:36Legaleagle, thank you.

0:00:36 > 0:00:41You are by far the most brilliant mind in this chat room.

0:00:41 > 0:00:42Thank you, Lawyer-girl.

0:00:42 > 0:00:46I, uh, realize we have certain anonymity here,

0:00:46 > 0:00:49But do you, by any chance, have a name?

0:00:51 > 0:00:52It's Charlene.

0:01:07 > 0:01:11I missed you yesterday.

0:01:11 > 0:01:13How was your day?

0:01:13 > 0:01:17Uneventful. I exercised for an hour in the morning,

0:01:17 > 0:01:19poked around in the yard in the afternoon,

0:01:19 > 0:01:22and visited with a girlfriend down the block in the evening.

0:01:22 > 0:01:24Sounds innocent enough.

0:01:24 > 0:01:26Don't let my humdrum day fool you, now.

0:01:26 > 0:01:29I also have a very dark side.

0:01:29 > 0:01:31COMPUTER BEEPS

0:01:44 > 0:01:49Well, I'm 31 with long, flowing locks and an athletic body.

0:01:49 > 0:01:50Peter, what do you look like?

0:01:55 > 0:02:00I'm...a little older... 6' 2".

0:02:00 > 0:02:03My hair is... It's light.

0:02:03 > 0:02:06Uh, it's boyishly light.

0:02:06 > 0:02:09KEYS TAP

0:02:09 > 0:02:11And good night to you, Lawyer-girl.

0:02:11 > 0:02:13COMPUTER CHIMES

0:02:35 > 0:02:37BIRDS CHIRP

0:02:38 > 0:02:40TYRES SCREECH

0:02:53 > 0:02:55Gendler.

0:02:55 > 0:02:57LIFT BELL DINGS

0:03:00 > 0:03:02- Good morning, Mr Sanderson.- Hi.

0:03:02 > 0:03:04- < Morning, peter.- How are you?

0:03:05 > 0:03:07INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS

0:03:07 > 0:03:10- Gentlemen.- Oh, good. Peter's here. We can begin.

0:03:10 > 0:03:12OK. On to pressing business.

0:03:12 > 0:03:16Word has come to us that coffee heiress, Mrs Virginia Arness

0:03:16 > 0:03:18has dismissed her current tax lawyers.

0:03:18 > 0:03:20Virginia Arness.

0:03:20 > 0:03:2374 years old, born and raised in Athens, Georgia.

0:03:23 > 0:03:26At 13, she was shipped off to boarding school in England,

0:03:26 > 0:03:28where she's been residing until just recently.

0:03:28 > 0:03:30That was only two days ago.

0:03:30 > 0:03:31Impressive.

0:03:31 > 0:03:37Now, we've all heard that Mrs Arness has a penchant for thriftiness.

0:03:37 > 0:03:40And that she brings new meaning to the term "conservative."

0:03:40 > 0:03:42It's not going to be easy.

0:03:42 > 0:03:45She's paranoid and suspicious. ..Peter...

0:03:45 > 0:03:46- I'm her guy.- >

0:03:46 > 0:03:49I'm single. I'll give her nights, weekends.

0:03:49 > 0:03:51Aren't you getting married on Sunday, Todd?

0:03:51 > 0:03:54That's flexible. And, Peter, I wouldn't want this to interfere

0:03:54 > 0:03:56with your family's Hawaiian vacation.

0:03:56 > 0:03:59You go on. I got it all taken care of.

0:04:01 > 0:04:02Mahalo.

0:04:04 > 0:04:06That's very admirable of you, Todd.

0:04:06 > 0:04:09I mean, y-your youth, definitely makes you an as...

0:04:10 > 0:04:12..set to the company,

0:04:12 > 0:04:15Especially at the annual softball game.

0:04:15 > 0:04:18But to an arch conservative, 74-year-old woman?

0:04:18 > 0:04:21What will we do is not charge Mrs Arness one single red cent

0:04:22 > 0:04:24for her estate planning.

0:04:24 > 0:04:27Why? Because we don't care about that measly fee.

0:04:27 > 0:04:30We use it as a loss leader to get her corporate business,

0:04:30 > 0:04:34the multibillion-dollar Arness coffee conglomerate.

0:04:35 > 0:04:37HE CLEARS HIS THROAT

0:04:38 > 0:04:40Hmm.

0:04:51 > 0:04:53How may I help you, Howie?

0:04:53 > 0:04:57- Just thought I'd congratulate you on turning it around. - Turning what around?

0:04:57 > 0:04:59You snaked Gendler.

0:04:59 > 0:05:01Please. Gendler doesn't bother me.

0:05:01 > 0:05:05Oh, that's right. He doesn't bother you.

0:05:05 > 0:05:06What the heck was I thinking?

0:05:08 > 0:05:13Listen, I thought maybe after work you and me go, tie one on, maybe check out some of the local talent.

0:05:13 > 0:05:15- Can't. I'm meeting Mrs Arness at 6:00. - COMPUTER CHIMES

0:05:15 > 0:05:18And by the way, it's "you and I go tie one on," not "you and me go."

0:05:18 > 0:05:20Somebody messaging you here.

0:05:20 > 0:05:23Who's Lawyer-girl?

0:05:23 > 0:05:27- Nobody.- Whoa. Did someone make a blind internet date?

0:05:27 > 0:05:31No. Well, technically, but, uh, no. I met her in a legal chat room.

0:05:31 > 0:05:34She's, she's... Uh, she's, uh, very classy and smart.

0:05:34 > 0:05:37- When do you nail her? - I'm courting her tonight at 7:00.

0:05:37 > 0:05:41You're "courting" her. Sounds like a hot one. And this is her?

0:05:41 > 0:05:44- Yeah, she's attractive, isn't she? - I don't know. It's not my cup of tea.

0:05:44 > 0:05:46What do you... She is universally cute.

0:05:46 > 0:05:48She's too anaemic-looking, Petey.

0:05:48 > 0:05:51I like my Jell-O to jiggle, if I'm not being too subtle.

0:05:51 > 0:05:52You're not being too subtle.

0:05:52 > 0:05:56As long as she spins your knobs, I'm happy for you.

0:05:56 > 0:05:57HE SIGHS

0:05:57 > 0:06:00Have you nailed anyone since Kate?

0:06:00 > 0:06:01Nail?! I was supposed to call her.

0:06:01 > 0:06:04- Sofia, can you get my wife on the phone?- Ex-wife.

0:06:04 > 0:06:06- Ex-wife on the phone?- 'Right away.'

0:06:06 > 0:06:09Can't help you with this one, pal. See you later.

0:06:09 > 0:06:12DOOR OPENS

0:06:12 > 0:06:15You cannot break another promise to these kids. You can't.

0:06:15 > 0:06:20I said I can't take them to Hawaii. I didn't say I couldn't take them. They can spend the week with me.

0:06:20 > 0:06:22'They are gonna be so disappointed.'

0:06:22 > 0:06:24I can't talk to you right now.

0:06:31 > 0:06:34Um... Daddy can't take you to Hawaii.

0:06:34 > 0:06:36Oh, darn(!)

0:06:36 > 0:06:38He always does this.

0:06:40 > 0:06:41HE SNIFFS

0:06:43 > 0:06:45Sanderson, party of two.

0:06:45 > 0:06:47Oh, you're the last to arrive.

0:06:47 > 0:06:49- How long has she been here? - Mmm, about 20 minutes.

0:06:49 > 0:06:51Was she trouble?

0:06:51 > 0:06:53SHE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY

0:06:56 > 0:06:58Thank you.

0:06:58 > 0:07:00Hello. I'm Peter Sanderson.

0:07:01 > 0:07:04Well, I'm glad they didn't send a child.

0:07:04 > 0:07:08I told them I specifically wanted someone my own age.

0:07:13 > 0:07:15What a wonderful French bulldog.

0:07:15 > 0:07:17My mother had one. They make great companions.

0:07:17 > 0:07:19What's her name?

0:07:19 > 0:07:24HIS name is William Shakespeare.

0:07:24 > 0:07:26Well, of course.

0:07:27 > 0:07:30Now, I've heard about your unfortunate escapade.

0:07:30 > 0:07:33I don't have escapades.

0:07:33 > 0:07:36Fiasco with your previous attorney.

0:07:36 > 0:07:38The man was a thieving criminal.

0:07:38 > 0:07:40Just because I have a lot of money

0:07:40 > 0:07:43doesn't give people the right to overcharge.

0:07:43 > 0:07:46I do not enjoy being taken advantage of.

0:07:46 > 0:07:49Which is why our service is free of charge.

0:07:49 > 0:07:51After all, you worked hard for your money.

0:07:51 > 0:07:53I'm an heiress.

0:07:53 > 0:07:57An heiress who worked hard to keep her money.

0:07:59 > 0:08:02- Now, shall we get down to business? - Fine.

0:08:02 > 0:08:07So, now you may hand over your proposal. I'll take it with me.

0:08:07 > 0:08:11Proposal? Um, well, I was expecting to meet with you tomorrow.

0:08:11 > 0:08:15I was assured the proposal would be ready for this afternoon.

0:08:15 > 0:08:17I see no point in our meeting tomorrow.

0:08:17 > 0:08:20- Excuse me. - And tonight I'm...- Madam, I'm sorry.

0:08:20 > 0:08:23We have a no dog policy in the lounge.

0:08:23 > 0:08:26- DOG WHINES - I have to ask you to remove the dog.

0:08:26 > 0:08:31Excuse me. I am Mrs Arness' attorney, and because there is no sign posted regarding dogs,

0:08:31 > 0:08:35that means there is no policy toward dogs. Now, if you want to avoid a legal situation,

0:08:35 > 0:08:40I'd suggest you run to the kitchen and get some tuna tartare for William Shakespeare on the house!

0:08:40 > 0:08:43Yes, sir. ..I'm terribly sorry, ma'am.

0:08:53 > 0:08:55Where and when tomorrow?

0:08:55 > 0:08:57TYRES SCREECH

0:09:03 > 0:09:05Hello, Mr Sanderson.

0:09:05 > 0:09:07Oh, Mrs Kline. Always a pleasure.

0:09:07 > 0:09:11And when am I going to get to baby-sit with your charming little Georgey again?

0:09:11 > 0:09:13Dog barking in distance

0:09:13 > 0:09:17Oh, uh, well, uh, soon, because he just loves coming over to your place.

0:09:17 > 0:09:19MRS KLINE LAUGHS

0:09:19 > 0:09:21Uh, Mr Sanderson?

0:09:21 > 0:09:25Those Latin people who were skulking around...

0:09:25 > 0:09:29Oh. Uh, they were looking at the Aruda house.

0:09:29 > 0:09:31Casing it?

0:09:31 > 0:09:33No, uh, to buy it.

0:09:33 > 0:09:35Laughing: Oh, please.

0:09:35 > 0:09:40- If they're in this block and not carrying a leaf blower...- Yeah.

0:09:40 > 0:09:44- I'd love to discuss this with you further, but I'm expecting someone.- Oh.

0:09:54 > 0:09:55PHONE BEEPS

0:11:00 > 0:11:01Hi.

0:11:26 > 0:11:28SOFT PIANO MUSIC PLAYS

0:11:31 > 0:11:32HE SNIFFS

0:11:34 > 0:11:35Yeah.

0:11:45 > 0:11:46DOORBELL RINGS

0:11:54 > 0:11:59# Da-da da-da da da-da da-da da

0:11:59 > 0:12:01# Da-da da-da da da-da da-da da... #

0:12:01 > 0:12:03HE INHALES DEEPLY, CLEARS THROAT

0:12:03 > 0:12:06# Da-da da-da da da-da da-da da

0:12:06 > 0:12:08I hope you like cham...

0:12:12 > 0:12:14..poo.

0:12:14 > 0:12:15What's up, baby?

0:12:15 > 0:12:18Ooh, champagne. I love champagne. This for me?

0:12:18 > 0:12:21Oh, I'm sorry. I think you have the wrong house.

0:12:21 > 0:12:23It is damn good to finally connect.

0:12:23 > 0:12:24Pardon me?

0:12:24 > 0:12:27It's me, fool - Charlene.

0:12:27 > 0:12:29- Ooh, food.- What?!

0:12:29 > 0:12:32It's me, honey. Your date - Lawyer-girl.

0:12:32 > 0:12:36- You can't be. Hey, hey. Leave that alone. Leave it alone. - Well, why can't I?

0:12:36 > 0:12:38Because you're not a blonde.

0:12:38 > 0:12:40Can't get nothing past you.

0:12:40 > 0:12:43SHE LAUGHS You must be a good lawyer.

0:12:43 > 0:12:45Oh, look at all of these pretty candles -

0:12:45 > 0:12:47all romantic.

0:12:47 > 0:12:51Somebody was planning on getting some booty tonight.

0:12:51 > 0:12:54Leave that alone. There are settings. And you can't be Charlene,

0:12:54 > 0:12:57- Because Charlene is more of a... - Skinny white broad?

0:12:57 > 0:13:00- Yeah.- You know, I get that a lot.

0:13:00 > 0:13:04But that's your fault. You must have not have took a good look at that picture.

0:13:04 > 0:13:08I have looked at that picture a lot, and trust me, you are not in it.

0:13:08 > 0:13:10Mm-hmm.

0:13:10 > 0:13:12SUCKING

0:13:19 > 0:13:21Move, move, move. Let me do it, let me do it.

0:13:21 > 0:13:22See?

0:13:25 > 0:13:28There I am.

0:13:28 > 0:13:29Sorry you got it twisted, dog.

0:13:29 > 0:13:32I don't get a lot of photo ops where I been.

0:13:33 > 0:13:35Where exactly have you been?

0:13:35 > 0:13:38I got a rumble in the jungle. We still having dinner or what?

0:13:38 > 0:13:41- I asked you a question.- Rolex.

0:13:41 > 0:13:44- Rolex?- I did time, baby, but I ain't do the crime.

0:13:44 > 0:13:47- You're a convict?!- Bump that.

0:13:47 > 0:13:49Shoot, Roscoe cracked that door.

0:13:49 > 0:13:52I kicked it off the heezy and bounced. For real, though.

0:13:53 > 0:13:55What did you just say?

0:13:55 > 0:13:57What, don't you hear good?

0:13:58 > 0:13:59All right.

0:13:59 > 0:14:02Let's see. How can I put this?

0:14:02 > 0:14:05Um, I was recently liberated from a correctional facility...

0:14:05 > 0:14:10- I get it.- ..for the incarceration of female...- You got someone to type for you, and you get on the internet,

0:14:10 > 0:14:13and you misrepresent yourself. It happens, and I'm a sucker,

0:14:13 > 0:14:16- but now you have to go, because this is over.- No, no, no.

0:14:16 > 0:14:18YOU misrepresented yourself.

0:14:18 > 0:14:21"Boyishly light" - please(!) Grey.

0:14:21 > 0:14:23You said you was a criminal lawyer.

0:14:23 > 0:14:27I pulled your file. You're just some tax attorney.

0:14:27 > 0:14:30- A tax lawyer IS a criminal lawyer. - Oh, yeah?

0:14:30 > 0:14:33Well, good, cos that's why I'm here.

0:14:33 > 0:14:34Well, do tell.

0:14:34 > 0:14:37Well, I want to reopen my case.

0:14:37 > 0:14:41And what did you do, smoke some homies on a drive-by(?)

0:14:42 > 0:14:44Smoke? Homies?

0:14:44 > 0:14:47Well, you a regular gangster, huh?

0:14:47 > 0:14:49No. I was in for armed robbery, but I didn't do it.

0:14:49 > 0:14:53- Yeah, nobody did it.- No, I really didn't do it.- You have to go.

0:14:53 > 0:14:56- I can't have this conversation - you're a criminal.- I'm not.

0:14:56 > 0:14:59If I was, I'd have shanked you when I had that knife in my hand.

0:14:59 > 0:15:02- The fact that you even said that is a problem for me.- But I didn't!

0:15:02 > 0:15:06- Please, just listen to me. Just give me one second. - No. I don't have a second.

0:15:06 > 0:15:09- Can I just say something, please? - What?

0:15:09 > 0:15:12I didn't do the crime. You rude...

0:15:12 > 0:15:15LOCKS CLICK

0:15:15 > 0:15:17I ain't goin'.

0:15:17 > 0:15:19INSECTS CHIRP

0:15:26 > 0:15:27HE SIGHS

0:15:39 > 0:15:42Crying: It's your baby, Peter, and don't you deny it!

0:15:42 > 0:15:45That DNA test told on you!

0:15:45 > 0:15:47You lied, Peter!

0:15:47 > 0:15:49You know Lil' Kareem is yours!

0:15:50 > 0:15:53Why?! How you gonna do me like that, Peter?!

0:15:53 > 0:15:58You told me I was your beautiful African queen.

0:15:58 > 0:16:00And I loved you for that, Peter!

0:16:04 > 0:16:06And Lil' Kareem don't want your child support.

0:16:06 > 0:16:10He just want a relationship with his white daddy.

0:16:11 > 0:16:13A little chocolate/vanilla swirl

0:16:13 > 0:16:16from that magical night at the crack house.

0:16:16 > 0:16:18Oh!

0:16:18 > 0:16:20- DOGS BARK - Come on. Just be quiet!

0:16:20 > 0:16:23Wait just a second. My shoes.

0:16:23 > 0:16:24- Mr Sanderson?- Whoa!

0:16:24 > 0:16:25Is everything OK?

0:16:25 > 0:16:28I thought I heard negro.

0:16:28 > 0:16:31- BUSHES RUSTLE - No. No negro spoken here.

0:16:31 > 0:16:33Oh.

0:16:33 > 0:16:36Well...good night, then.

0:16:36 > 0:16:40Oh, uh... Good night.

0:16:40 > 0:16:42BARKING CONTINUES

0:16:44 > 0:16:47Come on! Come on, come on!

0:16:51 > 0:16:52You stay. You stay.

0:16:52 > 0:16:55- You wait right there. - Who you callin'?

0:16:55 > 0:16:57- PHONE SPEED-DIALS - The police.

0:16:57 > 0:17:00TELEPHONE RINGS

0:17:00 > 0:17:04- WOMAN: - 'Sergeant Panella. Please hold.' - What's that?- All of our e-mails.

0:17:04 > 0:17:08You think anybody at Tobias, Kline, and Barnes would be interested

0:17:08 > 0:17:11in hearing about you looking for boom-boom in the federal pen?

0:17:11 > 0:17:14- And I'll send a photo. - '..Can I help you?'

0:17:14 > 0:17:17HE SPEAKS GIBBERISH

0:17:19 > 0:17:22Now, this is just for tonight, understand?

0:17:26 > 0:17:28A'ight.

0:17:28 > 0:17:30I can work with this.

0:17:30 > 0:17:32But, uh, look, don't be gettin' no ideas

0:17:32 > 0:17:37about sneakin' up in here and hittin' this, cos you blew your chance with this sister.

0:17:37 > 0:17:39Dare to dream.

0:17:39 > 0:17:42Tsk. Please.

0:17:42 > 0:17:44DOOR CLOSES

0:17:45 > 0:17:48Oh, my God! A bed!

0:17:48 > 0:17:50Oh, a nice, big, cushy bed.

0:17:50 > 0:17:51Oh, no roommates...

0:17:52 > 0:17:54SNORING

0:18:08 > 0:18:09SNORING CONTINUES

0:18:09 > 0:18:13Charlene? Charlene.

0:18:13 > 0:18:16SNORING CONTINUES

0:18:16 > 0:18:19Charlene! Come on, you're not fooling anybody.

0:18:19 > 0:18:22Who that? Who there?

0:18:22 > 0:18:25Who want it with 'Lene?

0:18:25 > 0:18:27I put some bagels outside.

0:18:27 > 0:18:30I thought we could discuss your case.

0:18:31 > 0:18:32Ahh!

0:18:32 > 0:18:35What up, dog? Where 'em bagels at?

0:18:35 > 0:18:38Guess what, girlfriend? Your game is up. I burned all those e-mails,

0:18:38 > 0:18:41including the second set hidden in your coat.

0:18:41 > 0:18:43AND I deleted everything off my computer.

0:18:43 > 0:18:46So I never met you, and you never met me.

0:18:46 > 0:18:49Don't even try, girlfriend, because it's locked.

0:18:49 > 0:18:54And now I am going to go get my kids,

0:18:54 > 0:18:57as in innocent young persons who will never even know you were here.

0:18:57 > 0:19:00So now just go. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!

0:19:00 > 0:19:02And locky locky!

0:19:02 > 0:19:05So ta-ta. And watch out - the gate closes automatically.

0:19:05 > 0:19:08- What about my stuff? - Oh, it's right there on the street.

0:19:08 > 0:19:10You put my stuff on the trash?

0:19:10 > 0:19:14Oh, well, you know what? I wish you well. I really do.

0:19:14 > 0:19:17And you know what? I had a great, great time. It was really fun.

0:19:17 > 0:19:20So, oh, well. I guess I'll just see you in my next life.

0:19:20 > 0:19:22Heh heh heh heh. Bye!

0:19:22 > 0:19:23LAUGHS EVILLY

0:19:24 > 0:19:27Ha ha. I'll see you when you get home.

0:19:32 > 0:19:36So I said to him, "Just cos you whisked me off to Paris on your private jet,

0:19:36 > 0:19:38"doesn't mean I'm gonna sleep with you."

0:19:38 > 0:19:40What does he think I am? A hooker?

0:19:40 > 0:19:44Can Aunt Ashley edit herself, please?

0:19:44 > 0:19:47You stayed in the same room with him. What did you expect?

0:19:47 > 0:19:49Hello. It was a suite - plenty of floor space.

0:19:49 > 0:19:52Sweetie-pie, have a wonderful time. I love you.

0:19:52 > 0:19:55- Be good to your brother and help him with his reading. - I will.- Thank you.

0:19:55 > 0:19:58Is he still having problems?

0:19:58 > 0:20:01- Yeah.- Oh, he struggles every day, but he's improving.

0:20:01 > 0:20:03Dad's here. VIDEO GAME BEEPS

0:20:03 > 0:20:06Thank you, sweetie pie.

0:20:06 > 0:20:07Don't worry, sweetie.

0:20:07 > 0:20:10- Daddy's stupid, too, and he became a lawyer.- Ashley!

0:20:10 > 0:20:12- I'm not stupid.- That's right.

0:20:12 > 0:20:13No, no, no. Of course not.

0:20:13 > 0:20:17- Hey, Dad's here.- Speak of the dummy.

0:20:17 > 0:20:20- Hey, how's my little girl doin'? - Hi, Dad.

0:20:20 > 0:20:22Hey, how's it goin', big guy? Ahhh, here you go.

0:20:23 > 0:20:25Hi, Kate.

0:20:25 > 0:20:27Hi.

0:20:27 > 0:20:31Oh, Ashley, I didn't realize you were gonna be here. What a pleasant surprise.

0:20:31 > 0:20:33Peter, you're almost aging well.

0:20:33 > 0:20:37OK, we're going down to the club to take a swim. How's that sound?

0:20:37 > 0:20:39Ooh, that sounds much more fun than Maui(!)

0:20:39 > 0:20:43Not all of us earn our living by milking rich geriatrics out of their money.

0:20:43 > 0:20:45Some of us have to work for a living.

0:20:45 > 0:20:48Peter, you sound much more intelligent with your mouth shut.

0:20:48 > 0:20:51Let's not start this. I don't have time. Kids, go get your stuff.

0:20:51 > 0:20:58All right, fine. But I warned you about marrying the first jerk you met out of college.

0:20:58 > 0:21:01Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a date. Don't be good.

0:21:02 > 0:21:05What morgue did you find this one at?

0:21:05 > 0:21:07Stop being so childish!

0:21:09 > 0:21:11KNOCK ON DOOR

0:21:11 > 0:21:13Hey.

0:21:14 > 0:21:17- Wow. You look beautiful.- Thank you.

0:21:17 > 0:21:19Mmm.

0:21:19 > 0:21:21Uh, hi.

0:21:21 > 0:21:23Uh, Peter, this is Glen.

0:21:24 > 0:21:27- Hey.- Hey, Mr Sanderson. Nice to see you.

0:21:27 > 0:21:28Yeah, nice to meet you.

0:21:28 > 0:21:32Uh, what do you say we get this road on the show?

0:21:32 > 0:21:37- OK.- I will meet you outside.- OK.

0:21:37 > 0:21:39- Road on the show.- Just don't.

0:21:39 > 0:21:41How old is he?

0:21:41 > 0:21:44- SIGHS:- Younger.- What does he do? - Golf instructor.

0:21:44 > 0:21:45- How do you know that?- What?

0:21:45 > 0:21:50You think you know somebody, and then one day you wake up in Thailand missing a kidney.

0:21:50 > 0:21:52He could have made up this whole golf identity.

0:21:52 > 0:21:54He caddied for you when he was 14.

0:21:56 > 0:21:59That's little Glenny?!

0:21:59 > 0:22:01Does that bother you?

0:22:01 > 0:22:05Not at all. Go have fun on your statutory weekend.

0:22:05 > 0:22:07SHE SIGHS

0:22:09 > 0:22:12This does too bother you. I know you.

0:22:12 > 0:22:14Do you want to talk about it?

0:22:14 > 0:22:18- Well, it just looks a little silly. - PHONE RINGS - Hang on.

0:22:18 > 0:22:19Hello?

0:22:19 > 0:22:22- SHE EXHALES SHARPLY - Some things never change.

0:22:22 > 0:22:24I can't talk right now.

0:22:24 > 0:22:27Well, put him on. Hi...

0:22:27 > 0:22:30You promised us you'd take us snorkelling.

0:22:30 > 0:22:32Things come up. That's life.

0:22:32 > 0:22:34I know. I'm really, really sorry. I really am.

0:22:34 > 0:22:38But now it's over. We're gonna have a lot of fun. What's new with you?

0:22:39 > 0:22:43Well, I got the female lead in the school play Oklahoma.

0:22:45 > 0:22:46That's great. Congratulations.

0:22:46 > 0:22:50- And how about you, big guy, how's school?- I don't like school.

0:22:50 > 0:22:53Nobody likes school but there must be something you like about it.

0:22:53 > 0:22:55He got into a fight the other day.

0:22:55 > 0:22:57Why? Why did you get in a fight?

0:22:57 > 0:23:01Some kid called me a baby cos of the way I read.

0:23:02 > 0:23:06Hey, some of the greatest minds of all time had trouble learning,

0:23:06 > 0:23:10like Edgar Allan Poe and Albert Einstein.

0:23:10 > 0:23:12- And, er...Ozzy Osbourne. - HE LAUGHS

0:23:12 > 0:23:15- Ozzy rules!- Ozzy rules.

0:23:15 > 0:23:17HIP HOP MUSIC PLAYS

0:23:19 > 0:23:23- Dad, what's goin' on?- You two wait here. I'll be right back.

0:23:23 > 0:23:25INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS

0:23:27 > 0:23:29- Hey!- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

0:23:29 > 0:23:32Where you think you're goin', milk? This here's a charitable event.

0:23:32 > 0:23:35You wants to get in, you gots to make a donation.

0:23:35 > 0:23:37Trust me, it is off the hook in there.

0:23:37 > 0:23:39Off the what? I live here.

0:23:39 > 0:23:42I don't care if you're Halle Berry, man.

0:23:42 > 0:23:44No donation, no entry.

0:23:44 > 0:23:47How 'bout if I call the police?

0:23:47 > 0:23:49PHONE SPEED DIALS

0:23:50 > 0:23:52Have a nice time.

0:24:03 > 0:24:05# Rollin' through in the cranberry SKA

0:24:05 > 0:24:08# and call the crew, tell 'em I'm comin' to the crib... #

0:24:08 > 0:24:10Oh, yeah. Yeah, baby, show me.

0:24:10 > 0:24:12Hey! What the hell is going on here?

0:24:12 > 0:24:15Oh, yo, P, it's cool.

0:24:15 > 0:24:18I hit up my home girl cos I had to get my hair done, as we both know.

0:24:18 > 0:24:20And then she called a friend.

0:24:20 > 0:24:25They holler to some other friends. Before you know it, we got us a house par-ty.

0:24:25 > 0:24:28I want everyone out of here now!

0:24:28 > 0:24:29People!

0:24:29 > 0:24:31People!

0:24:31 > 0:24:34Loosen your panties, Grandma.

0:24:34 > 0:24:37Look, you lock me out, no money, no place to go.

0:24:37 > 0:24:40I mean, a girl got to get her cheese on.

0:24:40 > 0:24:41Seven. INDISTINCT SHOUTING

0:24:41 > 0:24:44This is insane! My boss' sister lives across the street.

0:24:44 > 0:24:47I can't have all these peop...

0:24:49 > 0:24:51- Hey!- Give me a hard seven, baby.

0:24:51 > 0:24:53Hey, hey, hey, hey.

0:24:53 > 0:24:56- She doesn't even have her driver's permit.- Dad.

0:24:56 > 0:24:57Do not go...

0:25:00 > 0:25:01Don't inhale.

0:25:01 > 0:25:05All right, now. Go on and toss them bones, lil' man.

0:25:06 > 0:25:08- Hey! Give me...- I'm on a roll, Dad.

0:25:09 > 0:25:11- INDISTINCT SHOUTING - Get out.

0:25:11 > 0:25:16- I want you and your "dogs" to go back to the pound now.- What?

0:25:16 > 0:25:18# ..ain't no more

0:25:18 > 0:25:20# Tell me if you're trippin' with me... #

0:25:20 > 0:25:23Well, she... It was the dogs? Cos she said dogs, and then I said dogs,

0:25:23 > 0:25:26So I assumed that would be OK. Huh?

0:25:26 > 0:25:29INDISTINCT SPEECH

0:25:29 > 0:25:30MUSIC CONTINUES

0:25:34 > 0:25:36Whoo!

0:25:39 > 0:25:41Tsk.

0:25:41 > 0:25:42SIGHS: Ohh.

0:25:42 > 0:25:45- Bye, Tamika. Y'all be good, now. - Bye.

0:25:47 > 0:25:48Hey, hey. Y'all got to go.

0:25:48 > 0:25:50- A'ight.- That's a'ight.

0:25:53 > 0:25:57- Hey, baby, gonna go.- Oh, bye, Bear. Thank you so much.

0:25:57 > 0:25:59Party's over. OK. Thanks for coming.

0:25:59 > 0:26:01But that's it. It's over.

0:26:01 > 0:26:05Now, if I see Widow around, I'm gonna tell him you're out. You know he wants to know that.

0:26:05 > 0:26:08- I don't know about that. - OK. Bye, baby.- Bye-bye.

0:26:10 > 0:26:11MAN: It's like this.

0:26:11 > 0:26:14- Hey.- How you doin', neighbour? - What's up?

0:26:18 > 0:26:20What are you still doing here?

0:26:20 > 0:26:22- What was all that, Dad? - Dad, who's this?

0:26:22 > 0:26:23This is no one.

0:26:23 > 0:26:26Tsk! What's up, Lil' Romeo? My name is Charlene. What's your name?

0:26:26 > 0:26:29- I'm Georgey.- You cannot meet a non-existent person.

0:26:29 > 0:26:31Can Charlene come to the club?

0:26:31 > 0:26:34Club? What club? We're not going to a club, remember?

0:26:34 > 0:26:37We're going to Hawaii, remember?

0:26:37 > 0:26:39You know the routine. Outski! Come on!

0:26:39 > 0:26:41- Out, out, out! - Let's go. Come on, man!

0:26:41 > 0:26:44Sarah, get the door. Come on. Out. Come on. Out, out, out!

0:26:45 > 0:26:47- Wait!- What?

0:26:47 > 0:26:48Give me my money, lil' boy.

0:26:48 > 0:26:51That money should go to charity! Ohh!

0:26:53 > 0:26:55KNOCK ON DOOR

0:26:55 > 0:26:59- What did...- Hey, I live here.- Yeah!

0:27:09 > 0:27:10OK, you guys.

0:27:10 > 0:27:13You know, you order...you order hot dogs, and you, splash and frolic

0:27:13 > 0:27:16and just put everything on my account and have fun.

0:27:16 > 0:27:20- Didn't you bring your bathing suit? - No. I've got a... I'm having tea with a client.

0:27:20 > 0:27:24- But I will be right back. - Whatever you say.

0:27:24 > 0:27:29- Want to go swimming?- With you? Get real.- Ow!

0:27:29 > 0:27:30How's it looking?

0:27:30 > 0:27:32Well, I was up all night, proofing.

0:27:32 > 0:27:36It's absolutely brilliant. And you've got the cleanest background check I've ever seen.

0:27:36 > 0:27:39Yeah, that check cost me a lot of fun in my life.

0:27:39 > 0:27:41- JEWELLERY RATTLES MAN:- I don't know, honey.

0:27:41 > 0:27:45- Don't say anything. She could hear you.- What's crackin', ma?

0:27:45 > 0:27:49- I'm lookin' for the Sanderson table. We old college buddies.- O-O-OK.

0:27:49 > 0:27:51He's i-in the dining room. I-I'll show you.

0:27:51 > 0:27:54Oh, no, no, no. I tell you what, I'll surprise him.

0:27:58 > 0:28:01No, you're in great shape, Petey. I'm gonna take off.

0:28:01 > 0:28:03All right. Thanks. You're right.

0:28:03 > 0:28:06I've done this a million times with important clients, so I'm fine.

0:28:06 > 0:28:08- Shazam.- What?

0:28:08 > 0:28:10MUSIC: "Jungle Love" by The Time

0:28:10 > 0:28:11Oh, no.

0:28:12 > 0:28:15Oh, swing it, you cocoa goddess.

0:28:15 > 0:28:19- Cocoa goddess? That's the rude shock I was telling you about.- That's Charlene?!

0:28:20 > 0:28:22Did she see me?

0:28:25 > 0:28:27- # I... # - OK, OK, OK, police.

0:28:27 > 0:28:29# I've been watchin' you... #

0:28:29 > 0:28:33No, won't get here fast enough. Security? No, she could probably take him.

0:28:33 > 0:28:37# I said I I'm a little dangerous

0:28:37 > 0:28:40# Girl, I'd love to show ya, show ya

0:28:40 > 0:28:42# My jungle love

0:28:42 > 0:28:44- # Whoo! - Oh-wee-oh-wee-oh

0:28:44 > 0:28:45# Ye-e-e-e-ah... #

0:28:45 > 0:28:47Uh, money.

0:28:48 > 0:28:50She'll take money.

0:28:50 > 0:28:53Hi, hi. Here, just... H-Here's whatever...whatever.

0:28:53 > 0:28:58- And there's more where that came from if you leave now. - No, boyfriend. We got business.

0:28:58 > 0:29:02- Boyfriend?- Oh, didn't I tell you? Yeah, we're dating now.

0:29:02 > 0:29:06- It's street talk.- It's street for "I'm not going nowhere until you help my problem go away."

0:29:06 > 0:29:12Look, Mrs Arness, a very important client, is due here any minute.

0:29:17 > 0:29:20- Good afternoon.- Good afternoon. Uh, Mr Sanderson?

0:29:20 > 0:29:23- Oh, yes. He's in the dining room.- Thank you.

0:29:23 > 0:29:27Charlene, how 'bout you and I havin' a smart cocktail down by the pool?

0:29:27 > 0:29:29What do you say?

0:29:29 > 0:29:30Who is this fool?

0:29:30 > 0:29:32Good idea. Whatever you want, just put it on my bill.

0:29:32 > 0:29:34I don't want no cocktail. I need your help.

0:29:34 > 0:29:36- Miss. - SHE SNAPS HER FINGERS

0:29:36 > 0:29:37Another Martini.

0:29:37 > 0:29:39Hell, no. I know she ain't talkin' to me.

0:29:39 > 0:29:43- Ashley, she doesn't work here. - Then what is she here for?

0:29:43 > 0:29:46Oh, hells no, Miss Thing. You best pump your brakes.

0:29:46 > 0:29:50She's my ex-wife's sister. I would have killed her myself years ago.

0:29:50 > 0:29:52- GASPS:- It's Mrs Arness!

0:29:54 > 0:29:57Mmm. Old iron ass be lookin' mean?

0:29:57 > 0:29:59Yes. Now, you have to go.

0:29:59 > 0:30:01You like raw oysters, Charlene?

0:30:03 > 0:30:06Yeah. I guess I can hang out for a bit.

0:30:06 > 0:30:08They got any hot wings around here?

0:30:08 > 0:30:10OK. Whatever you want. Yes, yes.

0:30:10 > 0:30:11- You give me a place to stay?- Yes.

0:30:11 > 0:30:13- And you work on my case? - Around the clock.

0:30:13 > 0:30:17- And I'll leave when you expunge my record.- Consider it expunged.

0:30:18 > 0:30:20All right. I'd like a key, please.

0:30:22 > 0:30:24KEYS JINGLE

0:30:24 > 0:30:27- Mr Sanderson?- Mrs Arness.

0:30:27 > 0:30:30Who is your associate?

0:30:30 > 0:30:34This is, uh, Howie Rottman, the attorney I told you about.

0:30:34 > 0:30:36A great pleasure to meet you, Mrs Arness.

0:30:36 > 0:30:39- I meant her.- Oh.

0:30:39 > 0:30:40Her?

0:30:40 > 0:30:42Her?

0:30:42 > 0:30:45Her is... Her, uh, she is our... our nanny.

0:30:47 > 0:30:49Dad, I'm bored.

0:30:49 > 0:30:50Kids, how good to see you.

0:30:50 > 0:30:53Don't we just love our nanny, Charlene?

0:30:53 > 0:30:55Uh, um...

0:30:55 > 0:30:57Uh... Y-Yeah.

0:30:59 > 0:31:03Don't you just love being our nanny, Charlene?

0:31:10 > 0:31:12Yessir.

0:31:15 > 0:31:17I'm gonna go on down to the pool with the child'n.

0:31:17 > 0:31:21Maybe we make fun of the white folks again, huh, kids? Ooh-hoo!

0:31:21 > 0:31:23Oh, the kids just love her.

0:31:23 > 0:31:24- What a sense of humour.- Yeah.

0:31:24 > 0:31:26Peter, I'm going to hang by the pool.

0:31:26 > 0:31:30If you need me, that's where I'll be. ..Mrs Arness.

0:31:30 > 0:31:33- Right this way, Mrs Arness.- Come, William.

0:31:33 > 0:31:36- You have the papers? - Oh, yes, yes, I do.

0:31:36 > 0:31:39- Strange clothes for a nanny. - It's just... It's a fashion to kids.

0:31:39 > 0:31:41- Ow!- William, mind.

0:31:52 > 0:31:55Hello, Sanderson Family.

0:31:56 > 0:31:59- Georgey, don't forget poker night. - I won't.

0:31:59 > 0:32:01How could I forget poker night?

0:32:20 > 0:32:22- I propose a toast.- OK.

0:32:22 > 0:32:25Mm-hmm. To us.

0:32:28 > 0:32:31May we always... MOBILE PHONE RINGS

0:32:31 > 0:32:33- Mmm.- Sorry. It's mine.

0:32:33 > 0:32:36- You're not gonna answer that, are you?- Well, I...I...

0:32:36 > 0:32:39It might be... might be one of my kids.

0:32:39 > 0:32:41Just one minute.

0:32:41 > 0:32:43RINGING CONTINUES

0:32:47 > 0:32:49- Sorry. - BEEP

0:32:49 > 0:32:51- Hello?- Hey, it's me.

0:32:51 > 0:32:53'Hi, Ashley. Everything OK?'

0:32:53 > 0:32:55I don't know.

0:32:55 > 0:32:58I saw Peter hanging out at the club today.

0:32:58 > 0:33:00He was mingling with a large black woman.

0:33:00 > 0:33:03What? What are you talking about?

0:33:03 > 0:33:04'He said it was his nanny.

0:33:04 > 0:33:08'She didn't look like any nanny I'd ever seen. She was all...'

0:33:08 > 0:33:11HE SLURPS ..tattooed and welfarish.

0:33:11 > 0:33:13'It was...' SHE LAUGHS

0:33:13 > 0:33:15Oh, is that funny to you? Is that funny?

0:33:17 > 0:33:18'Am I funny to you?'

0:33:18 > 0:33:20No, no. That's not funny.

0:33:20 > 0:33:22- Were you laughing at me? - I wasn't...

0:33:22 > 0:33:24Stop. Get away.

0:33:24 > 0:33:26'No, I wasn't la...laughing at you.'

0:33:26 > 0:33:28Just...hang on.

0:33:28 > 0:33:30Um, you know, I... Look, I know Peter. I know him.

0:33:30 > 0:33:34He's not gonna spend all his time taking care of the kids. He hired somebody!

0:33:34 > 0:33:37Seriously, Kate! This woman was no nanny.

0:33:37 > 0:33:38You need to do something.

0:33:38 > 0:33:42'I was there. You weren't. Shouldn't you at least be looking at references?'

0:33:42 > 0:33:44Thank you. Thank you.

0:33:44 > 0:33:47Listen, Peter is nothing if not responsible.

0:33:47 > 0:33:50It's not like he's gonna hire a convicted felon.

0:33:50 > 0:33:53- Oh, I wouldn't be too sure about that.- Ohh!

0:33:53 > 0:33:56Let's see - we got resisting arrest, assaulting an officer,

0:33:56 > 0:34:00repeated attempts at eye-gouging and scrotum crushing.

0:34:00 > 0:34:02I was a little riled up, being framed and all.

0:34:02 > 0:34:07- And your clothes and id were found at the scene.- All plants. I never robbed nobody!

0:34:07 > 0:34:09OK.

0:34:09 > 0:34:12I know my rights. I get an appeal. I get an appeal!

0:34:12 > 0:34:17No, you only get an appeal if you were convicted and incarcerated. You were released.

0:34:17 > 0:34:19Why don't you just start over?

0:34:20 > 0:34:24Go back to school and get at least a passing familiarity with the English language.

0:34:24 > 0:34:28It's no end to what you can accomplish with a little commitment.

0:34:28 > 0:34:32My daughter Sarah is fully committed, and she's going places.

0:34:33 > 0:34:35Oh, she's goin' places, all right.

0:34:36 > 0:34:41- HOWIE: So, it's a charitable remainder trust.- That way, she gets a huge deduction every year.

0:34:41 > 0:34:43- TELEPHONE BEEPS - No more calls, Sofia.

0:34:43 > 0:34:46- 'It's not a call. There's someone here... - CHARLENE: Girl, get out!

0:34:46 > 0:34:50- 'Listen, I don't know who you are!' - Send her in.

0:34:52 > 0:34:56- Bet you know me now, huh? - This couldn't wait until tonight?

0:34:56 > 0:34:57Well, well, well!

0:34:57 > 0:34:59Come in, have a seat.

0:34:59 > 0:35:02Thanks, homeboy, and, no, it can't wait.

0:35:02 > 0:35:03- What is it?- I found a deposition.

0:35:03 > 0:35:07The prosecution interviewed an eyewitness, and she told them

0:35:07 > 0:35:09that the perpetrator didn't have a tattoo on the chest.

0:35:09 > 0:35:13- They never told my lawyer. - That's withholding exculp...

0:35:13 > 0:35:16Exculpatory evidence. People vs Stanley, I know.

0:35:16 > 0:35:19How do you know that? Why wouldn't she know that?

0:35:19 > 0:35:20She's got it goin' on.

0:35:20 > 0:35:23Damn, Pete, all I did in there was read law books.

0:35:23 > 0:35:24And with comprehension.

0:35:24 > 0:35:26Made you think I was a lawyer.

0:35:26 > 0:35:29I mean, you obviously have pockets of intelligence.

0:35:29 > 0:35:34So, why do you walk and talk and act the way you do?

0:35:34 > 0:35:36Because it's sexy.

0:35:36 > 0:35:38SCOFFS: It ain't actin'!

0:35:38 > 0:35:40This is who I am.

0:35:40 > 0:35:42I mean, you think I can't talk like you?

0:35:42 > 0:35:46AS PETER : I absolutely love what you've done with the place!

0:35:46 > 0:35:49It's so sterile, so... so bland, so wonderful!

0:35:49 > 0:35:51See? You can do it.

0:35:51 > 0:35:52You like that, huh?

0:35:52 > 0:35:56Well, you can kiss my black behind. I don't need your approval.

0:35:56 > 0:35:58No, she don't need your approval.

0:35:58 > 0:36:00You don't think I compromise the way I act?

0:36:00 > 0:36:04You think I like walking around like an uptight...honky?

0:36:04 > 0:36:06Yes. I know your lingo.

0:36:07 > 0:36:08TELEPHONE BEEPS

0:36:08 > 0:36:11- 'Peter, Mr Tobias is coming to see you.'- Oh, God.

0:36:12 > 0:36:14Well, this should be interesting.

0:36:14 > 0:36:17Uh-oh. What we gotta do, play "hide the sister"?

0:36:17 > 0:36:21- Or do I gotta do that slave thing again?- Just...just act natural.

0:36:21 > 0:36:25- Let's get her out of here. - Right, why don't we get her out?

0:36:30 > 0:36:31LIFT BELL DINGS

0:36:31 > 0:36:33Um, um, um, um, um...

0:36:36 > 0:36:40- Peter... Howie.- Ed.

0:36:40 > 0:36:43- W-Who is this?- This is the... well, we were just having...

0:36:43 > 0:36:47Well, Mr Sanderson, I can see you are very busy, a very busy man.

0:36:47 > 0:36:51That's why I appreciate you offering your services free of charge.

0:36:51 > 0:36:53Ooh, I... Well, I just... Gosh.

0:36:53 > 0:36:54Peter...

0:36:54 > 0:37:01- She is...- Well, see, Mr Sanderson here, being the heavenly man that he is - God bless you!

0:37:01 > 0:37:03Oh, you got that anointing on you -

0:37:03 > 0:37:09has offered to do the taxes for the Compton Evangelistic Episcopal Baptist Church of south central.

0:37:09 > 0:37:13- you know, just anything to help - Reverend Shack...tillfont.

0:37:13 > 0:37:14LIFT BELL DINGS

0:37:14 > 0:37:16- Just call him Shack.- Shack.

0:37:16 > 0:37:21- I'll let you guys go. I'll see you at choir rehearsal on Thursday. - Thursday.- 7:00, now!

0:37:21 > 0:37:23# He got the whole world in his hands... #

0:37:23 > 0:37:29I'll escort Mrs Shacktill...font to the elevator. Gentlemen.

0:37:29 > 0:37:32Uh, Peter, we're really in a crunch.

0:37:32 > 0:37:35I just got word that another firm's in the running for the R&S account.

0:37:35 > 0:37:38We need to close this deal.

0:37:38 > 0:37:41Look, I have no problem being Peter's wingman on this one.

0:37:41 > 0:37:43Oh, thanks anyway, but I have it under control,

0:37:43 > 0:37:45so, you don't have to worry, Ed.

0:37:45 > 0:37:48- Good. Then I'll expect you - to- wrap it up in a day or two.

0:37:48 > 0:37:51- LIFT BELL DINGS - Well, that's the plan. Ah.

0:38:01 > 0:38:03Well.

0:38:06 > 0:38:08- Could you?- Sure.

0:38:21 > 0:38:23She can't tee up her own ball?

0:38:23 > 0:38:27I've been playing this game for many years...

0:38:27 > 0:38:31- That's what it feels like(!) - ..And it's all about patience.

0:38:49 > 0:38:50Well, you beat me by 19.

0:38:50 > 0:38:54- MRS ARNESS: Let's make it 20.- All right.

0:38:54 > 0:38:59Would you like to come over to my house on Thursday and possibly look over the contract?

0:38:59 > 0:39:01I'll have to check with my secretary.

0:39:01 > 0:39:03Mrs Arness, would you excuse me for a minute?

0:39:03 > 0:39:06- I just have to check on my children. - Oh, of course. You do that.

0:39:06 > 0:39:13I'd like to dip you in Cheez Whiz and spread you over a Ritz cracker, if I'm not being too subtle.

0:39:13 > 0:39:16Boy, you are some kind of freaky.

0:39:16 > 0:39:18Oh, you have no idea.

0:39:18 > 0:39:19You got me straight trippin', boo.

0:39:19 > 0:39:22Hey, hey, hey! Hey, what are you doing here?

0:39:22 > 0:39:25What does it look like? I'm on a date. On a date.

0:39:25 > 0:39:27You're... She's on a date? She's a felon.

0:39:27 > 0:39:31- Hey, what is she doing here? - I am not a felon.

0:39:31 > 0:39:35- Get used to it, Twiggy. You'll be seeing a lot more of me around here. - Not without a broom in your hand.

0:39:35 > 0:39:41- If I have a broom, it's only cos I'm here to sweep up the white trash. - Save it for the YMCA.

0:39:41 > 0:39:45I'm gonna kick the bulimia out of you. You don't know me!

0:39:45 > 0:39:48Go back to the vodka bottle you crawled out of?

0:39:48 > 0:39:51Mrs Arness is here. I am sheltering you. I'm helping you.

0:39:51 > 0:39:54- Remember, I helped you, you help...? - All right! I'll let it ride.

0:39:54 > 0:39:57Thank you for letting it ride. That is wise and mature.

0:39:57 > 0:39:59Now, just get her walking that way.

0:39:59 > 0:40:01Let me show you the place, Charlene.

0:40:04 > 0:40:07- Looking good, Lois! - Hey, freak boy...

0:40:07 > 0:40:11I'm gonna make myself a little more luscious for you, OK?

0:40:11 > 0:40:14I'll be right back.

0:40:14 > 0:40:17OK, precious.

0:40:19 > 0:40:21HINGES SQUEAK

0:40:26 > 0:40:30- What are you doin' in here? - I told you you was gonna be seein' more of me.

0:40:30 > 0:40:32Look, I came here to warn you.

0:40:32 > 0:40:36You keep disrespecting me, and it's gonna get rough around here.

0:40:36 > 0:40:39Back off, Shaniqua. You don't scare me.

0:40:39 > 0:40:41You know what? That's it.

0:40:41 > 0:40:44You must need a little more eye shadow, right? Come on!

0:40:45 > 0:40:47MUSIC: "Simply Irresistible" by Robert Palmer

0:40:47 > 0:40:48Uhh!

0:40:51 > 0:40:53# How can it be permissible...? #

0:40:53 > 0:40:56You've messed with the wrong wasp, bitch.

0:40:57 > 0:40:59# She's anything but typical... #

0:40:59 > 0:41:01Aah!

0:41:04 > 0:41:06# She's a craze you'd endorse, she's a powerful force

0:41:06 > 0:41:10# you're obliged to conform when there's no other course

0:41:10 > 0:41:12# She used to look good to me

0:41:12 > 0:41:14# but now I find her... #

0:41:14 > 0:41:16Uhh!

0:41:16 > 0:41:18# simply irresistible... #

0:41:18 > 0:41:21Compliments of Tae-bo, two hours a day, five days a week.

0:41:21 > 0:41:24# simply irresistible... #

0:41:26 > 0:41:29Grr! Uhh! Ohh!

0:41:29 > 0:41:30# simply irresistible

0:41:30 > 0:41:35# She's so fine, there's no tellin' where the money went

0:41:35 > 0:41:36# Simply irresistible

0:41:36 > 0:41:40# She's all mine, there's no other way to go

0:41:40 > 0:41:42# Whoa...! #

0:41:45 > 0:41:46Hmm?

0:41:47 > 0:41:49Ah!

0:41:49 > 0:41:51Uhh!

0:41:51 > 0:41:53Aaah! Uhh!

0:41:58 > 0:42:02GASPS, GURGLES Compliments of the 'hood, 24 hours a day, all my life.

0:42:02 > 0:42:05# ..Our lives are indivisible

0:42:05 > 0:42:08# Yeah, yeah

0:42:08 > 0:42:10# She's a craze you'd endorse

0:42:10 > 0:42:12# She's a powerful force, you're obliged to conform... #

0:42:12 > 0:42:15You know, for a skinny white ho, you're pretty tough.

0:42:15 > 0:42:17# ..well, she used to look good to me

0:42:17 > 0:42:19# but now I find her... # Aaaah!

0:42:20 > 0:42:23# ..simply irresistible She's so fine

0:42:23 > 0:42:26# there's no tellin' where the money went

0:42:26 > 0:42:30# Simply irresistible! #

0:42:33 > 0:42:37And I don't ever want to have this conversation again!

0:42:40 > 0:42:41JAW CRACKS

0:42:44 > 0:42:47SHE HUMS

0:42:47 > 0:42:52"..the girl had dou-"

0:42:52 > 0:42:54"..ble"

0:42:54 > 0:42:58"..double D-cups."

0:42:58 > 0:43:00There you go. You got it, lil' man.

0:43:02 > 0:43:08"I put my mouth on her nip...

0:43:08 > 0:43:10- "..ples."- What is that?

0:43:10 > 0:43:14What are you doing letting him read... He read. You read.

0:43:14 > 0:43:17Georgey, you read.

0:43:17 > 0:43:21- I'm gonna kill you! ..I am so proud of you. I'm turning you in! - I found it in your drawer.

0:43:21 > 0:43:25Well, I am a grown man of 54...41...49 years old,

0:43:25 > 0:43:29and he's eight, and what I read in the privacy of my... How'd you do it?

0:43:29 > 0:43:32Oh, God, I'm never gonna get this done.

0:43:32 > 0:43:35Look, the boy don't look carefully at the details in a word,

0:43:35 > 0:43:38so most of the time he's just guessin'.

0:43:38 > 0:43:42Now, what you got to do is just slow it down and give him somethin' stimulatin' to read.

0:43:42 > 0:43:45- Dad? What's "a rack"? - It's a country.

0:43:46 > 0:43:48Well...

0:43:48 > 0:43:52I was just doin' it cos he was botherin' me.

0:43:52 > 0:43:55- Well, either way... can you get rid of this? - DOORBELL RINGS

0:43:55 > 0:43:59Put it back in my room. I'll get rid of it, cos I have a special...

0:44:04 > 0:44:09Well, Mrs Kline, how wonderful to see you. Come in!

0:44:09 > 0:44:12It's girls poker night. Where's my little dealer?

0:44:12 > 0:44:14Just wait right here and I will just go get him.

0:44:14 > 0:44:16Georgey, Mrs Kline is here!

0:44:16 > 0:44:17Hi, Mrs Kline.

0:44:17 > 0:44:21Come on, Georgey! Tonight, I'm gonna teach you to bluff.

0:44:21 > 0:44:23MUFFLED HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYS

0:44:23 > 0:44:28- And I think we need to comb your hair differently. You look like a fag.- I'm not a fag!

0:44:28 > 0:44:31- I didn't say you were. ..Hello. - Hi. How are you?

0:44:31 > 0:44:34- Oh, good evening, sir. Hi, um... - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

0:44:34 > 0:44:37Dad, um, I don't want you to freak out, OK?

0:44:37 > 0:44:40Why would I freak out?

0:44:40 > 0:44:42Well... SHE CLEARS HER THROAT

0:44:42 > 0:44:44Dad, this is Aaron.

0:44:44 > 0:44:47- Hi.- Hello.- How do you do, sir?

0:44:47 > 0:44:50I'm so glad to actually meet you.

0:44:50 > 0:44:53I-I-I-I told Sarah that it was very important

0:44:53 > 0:44:56that you feel comfortable with me taking her to my parents' for dinner.

0:44:59 > 0:45:00So, this is a date?

0:45:01 > 0:45:06Oh, um, I'll have her home by 11:00 at the latest, sir?

0:45:09 > 0:45:11I guess that'd be all right.

0:45:14 > 0:45:17ENGINE TURNS OVER

0:45:17 > 0:45:18HE SIGHS

0:45:25 > 0:45:29- All right. Did it work? - Yeah, like a charm, my friend.

0:45:29 > 0:45:32All right. Let's party.

0:45:32 > 0:45:34Hey, hey, watch the seats.

0:45:34 > 0:45:36- OK.- Oh, shut up. - No, I'm serious. It's leather.

0:45:48 > 0:45:50Well, look at you, all growed up.

0:45:53 > 0:45:55There's nothing to eat in the house.

0:45:55 > 0:45:57Yeah. You comin' to a point?

0:46:01 > 0:46:03Well, I'm hungry. Are you?

0:46:04 > 0:46:06You askin' me out?

0:46:06 > 0:46:08Well, no, I'm not.

0:46:10 > 0:46:13Yes, I am.

0:46:15 > 0:46:16OK.

0:46:19 > 0:46:24# You know every time I see you walking by

0:46:24 > 0:46:29# You're so fine, you make me want to cry

0:46:29 > 0:46:33# That's how I feel Girl, you know what's real

0:46:33 > 0:46:37# But you had to look away... #

0:46:40 > 0:46:41Oh, look at the legs on this wine.

0:46:41 > 0:46:44I'm telling you, this place is bangin'.

0:46:44 > 0:46:47Don't you mean this is nice?

0:46:47 > 0:46:50Why does the word "bangin" make you so uptight?

0:46:50 > 0:46:54You're smart. If you deigned to speak English with what you learned on the internet and prison

0:46:54 > 0:46:56you'd be a paralegal tomorrow.

0:46:56 > 0:46:59Like they gonna be beatin' down my door to let me into school.

0:46:59 > 0:47:02As a matter of fact that exactly the kind of person they'd want.

0:47:02 > 0:47:04Well why would I want to do that anyway?

0:47:04 > 0:47:08I've been to your office - everybody's all uptight, bored, stressed out,

0:47:08 > 0:47:12don't see their family. "Oh, Ed is coming. Ooh, Tobias"

0:47:12 > 0:47:15- I get a wedgie just walking into your office.- It's what people do - work.

0:47:15 > 0:47:20All I'm saying is I did the confinement thing for four years.

0:47:20 > 0:47:24If you're so concerned with my future, just help me clear my name.

0:47:24 > 0:47:27I got it from there. I got my own dreams, my own goals.

0:47:27 > 0:47:29PHONE RINGS

0:47:29 > 0:47:32Give it to me. Hey! What did you do that for?

0:47:32 > 0:47:36- Cos you work too much. The reason why your wife left your sorry ass.- Yeah.

0:47:36 > 0:47:41- OK, Oprah, if you're so good at relationships, how come you don't have a boyfriend?- I had one.

0:47:43 > 0:47:46I haven't seen or heard from him since I went in four years ago.

0:47:48 > 0:47:49Were you in love with him?

0:48:02 > 0:48:04# Whoo!

0:48:08 > 0:48:10# Captured effortlessly

0:48:10 > 0:48:12# That's the way it was

0:48:12 > 0:48:14- # It happened so naturally... # Let's dance.- Ha ha. No.

0:48:14 > 0:48:19- Come on. When is the last time you danced?- At my wedding.

0:48:19 > 0:48:23- Don't worry, I can dance. It's just that I don't wanna. - Come on, smooth.

0:48:23 > 0:48:26- Show me what you're workin' with. - I can dance. I just don't want to.

0:48:26 > 0:48:28Man, you can't dance.

0:48:28 > 0:48:30- Well, I got moves.- Let me see.

0:48:30 > 0:48:32All right, all right.

0:48:32 > 0:48:35OK, one last little drink here.

0:48:35 > 0:48:37- # Ain't nobody- Ohh

0:48:37 > 0:48:39- # Loves me better - Loves me better

0:48:39 > 0:48:40# Makes me happy... #

0:48:40 > 0:48:42What, you got to pee?

0:48:42 > 0:48:43This was big in high school.

0:48:43 > 0:48:46Man, look, you can't dance from your brain.

0:48:46 > 0:48:50You gotta feel it. Now, come on. Show me how you made them kids.

0:48:50 > 0:48:53- # Makes me feel this way - O-o-ooh... #

0:48:53 > 0:48:55- What the...- How's this?

0:48:55 > 0:48:58Great for an epileptic.

0:48:58 > 0:49:02Come on. You want hips. Get smooth with it.

0:49:02 > 0:49:05# I can't resist this sweet surrender... #

0:49:06 > 0:49:09I'm sorry. I can't help it, I do. I miss him.

0:49:09 > 0:49:11Oh, snap out of it, already.

0:49:11 > 0:49:14I'm not snapping at you.

0:49:15 > 0:49:19# And what we see is no surprise... #

0:49:19 > 0:49:24Oh, God, Ash. I still can't believe you were hit by a car.

0:49:24 > 0:49:27Did you call a lawyer?

0:49:27 > 0:49:30I can't talk to a lawyer. I was jaywalking. So, can we just stop...

0:49:30 > 0:49:32SHE GASPS

0:49:32 > 0:49:34- What?- Oh, my God.

0:49:34 > 0:49:36# Makes me feel this way... #

0:49:36 > 0:49:38- SHE GASPS - What?

0:49:38 > 0:49:41# Ain't nobody loves me better

0:49:41 > 0:49:44- # Makes me happy - Makes me happy... # - SHE GASPS

0:49:44 > 0:49:46Look at that!

0:49:46 > 0:49:49It's true. Look at that! Look at that! Look at that!

0:49:49 > 0:49:51# Makes me happy... #

0:49:51 > 0:49:55He never danced like that with me. I'm gonna go talk to him.

0:49:55 > 0:49:57No! Sit!

0:49:57 > 0:49:59Why?

0:49:59 > 0:50:01I can't tell you.

0:50:01 > 0:50:05If I talk about it, Gangster people will come to my house and cut me.

0:50:07 > 0:50:09Oh.

0:50:11 > 0:50:13He almost looks like a fun person.

0:50:17 > 0:50:18Must have been me.

0:50:18 > 0:50:20- Was it me?- No.

0:50:20 > 0:50:24Stop beating yourself up - it's him. Can we just get out of here now?

0:50:24 > 0:50:29You know what they say, once you go black, you never go back.

0:50:31 > 0:50:33Can we get the check please.

0:50:34 > 0:50:38# I feel like no one could feel I must be dreamin'

0:50:38 > 0:50:43# I want this dream to be real I need this feelin'

0:50:43 > 0:50:49# I make my wish upon a star and hope this night will last forever

0:50:49 > 0:50:52# Oooh, oooh oooh ooh

0:50:52 > 0:50:56- # Ain't nobody- Nobody - Loves me better than you

0:50:56 > 0:51:00- # Makes me happy- Yeah - Makes me feel this way

0:51:00 > 0:51:03- # Ain't nobody- Hey yeah... #

0:51:03 > 0:51:07- LOCKS OPEN - ..and that's why I worked so hard so I could give Kate a good life.

0:51:07 > 0:51:09But it backfired!

0:51:09 > 0:51:13- Man, bitches care nothing about that shit.- Bitches do too care.

0:51:13 > 0:51:15I'm gonna tell you a secret.

0:51:15 > 0:51:20Sometimes I drive by our old house and I remember my life and it just hurts.

0:51:21 > 0:51:23- That is so pathetic.- Why?

0:51:23 > 0:51:26- You know what I'm gonna help you get her back.- How?

0:51:26 > 0:51:28Well first got to create the mood

0:51:28 > 0:51:30MUSIC: "I'm Gonna Love You Just A Little More Babe" by Barry White

0:51:30 > 0:51:32Just like at the restaurant, baby.

0:51:32 > 0:51:36- I'm already there.- Yeah. Now feel the Barry.

0:51:36 > 0:51:40- Feel Barry White. Talk like Barry. - OK. That's Barry.

0:51:40 > 0:51:41- Yeah!- This is Kate.

0:51:41 > 0:51:45- Hey, Kate. - I want you to talk nasty to her.

0:51:45 > 0:51:47Talk nasty!

0:51:47 > 0:51:51I'd like to kiss you a lot.

0:51:51 > 0:51:54- Cut that sensitive shit, nancy boy! - What?

0:51:54 > 0:51:56- You gotta be a beast.- A beast?- Yeah.

0:51:56 > 0:52:00In the bedroom, a woman wants a man that knows how to ride 'em when she bucks.

0:52:00 > 0:52:02Ride 'em when she bucks.

0:52:02 > 0:52:05It's just... I can't. It's a sculpture.

0:52:05 > 0:52:07All right. OK.

0:52:08 > 0:52:09Use me then.

0:52:10 > 0:52:13- Huh?- Damn it, grab these.

0:52:13 > 0:52:14- What?!- Grab 'em!

0:52:17 > 0:52:20# Run my fingers through your hair... #

0:52:21 > 0:52:26- Hey, Kate.- Uh-huh.- You've been waiting for this for a while, huh?

0:52:26 > 0:52:29- Now, what you gonna do to her?- I'll tell you what I'm gonna do,

0:52:29 > 0:52:34I'm gonna give you an aromatherapy massage and incense.

0:52:34 > 0:52:39No! Wimps give aromatherapy massages. Tell her again.

0:52:40 > 0:52:45OK. I'm gonna have... sexual intercourse, baby.

0:52:45 > 0:52:48No! You... You're a beast! You need some of these.

0:52:48 > 0:52:54- Yeah.- Hoevos grandes.- I'm gonna put them... Get in there boys.

0:52:54 > 0:52:56- Now grab 'em!- Grab 'em!

0:52:56 > 0:52:58- Grab 'em.- Hey, baby. Hey.

0:52:58 > 0:52:59What you gonna do? What you gonna do?

0:52:59 > 0:53:02Mamma, you gonna be my little woman?

0:53:02 > 0:53:04Damn right. Now get your humpin'.

0:53:04 > 0:53:06- Yeah!- Whoa!

0:53:06 > 0:53:08- How's that?- Yeah, that's good.

0:53:08 > 0:53:12- I jumped on you like a lion. - I like it.- From above.- I like it.

0:53:12 > 0:53:14- Aaah!- That's what I'm talkin'.

0:53:14 > 0:53:17You ain't just no king of the jungle, you own that jungle.

0:53:17 > 0:53:22That's your pride. You own that jungle and ain't no-one gonna come round and mess with your pride.

0:53:22 > 0:53:25I like that.

0:53:25 > 0:53:28You ain't ready for that shit. Come on. Be a beast.

0:53:28 > 0:53:32- What you gonna do when she's ridin'? - I'll take care of her.

0:53:32 > 0:53:35You're mine, Kate. Ride that lightnin' rod!

0:53:35 > 0:53:39- Boy, you got your own. You found your balls.- I don't need those balls.

0:53:39 > 0:53:41I got my own balls.

0:53:44 > 0:53:45Mandingo!

0:53:47 > 0:53:50What goes on in your personal life is none of our business

0:53:50 > 0:53:53but if it begins to affect the firm, we need to call attention to it.

0:53:53 > 0:53:57Guys, we were moving a statue and we lost our footing and we fell.

0:53:57 > 0:54:01My sister's under the impression that you were humping your nanny.

0:54:01 > 0:54:04I was not humping my nanny!

0:54:04 > 0:54:11Peter, surely you understand that is Mrs Arness were to suspect any instability on your part...?

0:54:12 > 0:54:15There is no instability in my home.

0:54:16 > 0:54:20- You sure you can trust this guy? - He's helping me reopen my case.

0:54:20 > 0:54:25- Y'all got any leads?- A still from the bank surveillance camera

0:54:25 > 0:54:27and we found a deposition that could help.

0:54:27 > 0:54:30Well, that's cool, baby.

0:54:30 > 0:54:34If there's anything I can do to help, anything... you just holler.

0:54:35 > 0:54:37I gotta run.

0:54:37 > 0:54:40Hey, Widow, if you meant what you just said,

0:54:40 > 0:54:42it's not gonna be an easy job.

0:54:42 > 0:54:46I know it ain't.

0:54:46 > 0:54:50I just gotta know that if things get rough, you're not gonna run out on me.

0:54:50 > 0:54:53I've been waitin' four years for this.

0:54:53 > 0:54:54I ain't gonna mess up.

0:54:56 > 0:54:59HE CHUCKLES Mmm.

0:55:19 > 0:55:20Ooh!

0:55:20 > 0:55:22Planning another heist?

0:55:24 > 0:55:26No. Why would you say that?

0:55:26 > 0:55:30I don't know. Maybe it was hearing the words "job" and "hot"

0:55:30 > 0:55:32bandied between two tattooed people?

0:55:32 > 0:55:35Peter, that was just my old boyfriend I told you about,

0:55:35 > 0:55:37Widow.

0:55:37 > 0:55:40- He's just tryin' to get back with me.- Mm-hmm(!)

0:55:40 > 0:55:42I'm tellin' you the truth!

0:55:42 > 0:55:43I just didn't want you to see him,

0:55:43 > 0:55:48because Widow, he...he ain't been the best boyfriend,

0:55:48 > 0:55:50and I knew he'd be all over me.

0:55:50 > 0:55:53Now you suddenly care what I think?

0:55:54 > 0:55:56No.

0:55:57 > 0:55:59Maybe.

0:56:00 > 0:56:01A little bit.

0:56:05 > 0:56:08- No more late visits?- Word.

0:56:08 > 0:56:12- Convicted felon's honour?- Innocent convicted felon's honour.

0:56:14 > 0:56:17- Now, give me some dap, right there on the edge.- What do I do?

0:56:17 > 0:56:19Then come up here like like that. PHONE RINGS

0:56:19 > 0:56:21- Pow, like that.- Hello?

0:56:21 > 0:56:24- SARAH:- Dad!- 'Yeah? Hey, sweetie.' - I-Is Charlene there?

0:56:24 > 0:56:26Yeah, she's here. Do you want to talk to her?

0:56:26 > 0:56:29- You OK?- 'Yeah, I-I'm...'- All right.

0:56:29 > 0:56:31- Sarah? OK.- Girl talk.

0:56:31 > 0:56:33What up, dog?

0:56:33 > 0:56:36I need you to come pick me up. I can't talk about it right now.

0:56:36 > 0:56:39- Where you at?- I'm on the corner of Venice and Canal,

0:56:39 > 0:56:42'and there's a whole lot of people out front.'

0:56:42 > 0:56:46- Please don't tell my dad! Please!- OK. No, just calm down. I'm comin' to get you.

0:56:46 > 0:56:49HIP HOP MUSIC PLAYS, INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS

0:56:50 > 0:56:53TYRES SCREECH

0:56:53 > 0:56:55INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS

0:57:05 > 0:57:08- I'm sorry. I didn't know who else to call.- What's goin' on?

0:57:08 > 0:57:12Hey, Sarah, what have you been up to? Hee hee!

0:57:12 > 0:57:13Is that your boyfriend?

0:57:13 > 0:57:15No, he's not my boyfriend.

0:57:15 > 0:57:21I liked his friend, Mike, and we hung out a few times, and he was always really nice,

0:57:21 > 0:57:23but then...all he wanted to do tonight was have sex,

0:57:23 > 0:57:28- He just... He moved in kind of rough, and...- He got rough with you? Where he at?- I've never...

0:57:28 > 0:57:31- I don't know. He went back there with that group. - Go wait downstairs.

0:57:31 > 0:57:33Yo, Mike!

0:57:33 > 0:57:35Please, don't kill me!

0:57:35 > 0:57:37Oh, God!

0:57:37 > 0:57:38What are you? Crazy?!

0:57:38 > 0:57:41Pull me up! What do you want?!

0:57:41 > 0:57:43Sarah!

0:57:43 > 0:57:46Mike has somethin' to say to you. ..Say "sorry"!

0:57:46 > 0:57:49I-I'm sorry! I'm sorry! God, I am sorry!

0:57:49 > 0:57:51- Say "no means no."- No means no!

0:57:51 > 0:57:54LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE

0:57:54 > 0:57:57- She was where?!- Calm down. It's just...

0:57:57 > 0:57:59- She is 14!- She's 15! Wait!

0:57:59 > 0:58:00G... Well... Oh!

0:58:00 > 0:58:02Look...

0:58:02 > 0:58:03Sarah don't need a warden.

0:58:03 > 0:58:06She needs her father - you.

0:58:06 > 0:58:08So you can't get mad, all right?

0:58:08 > 0:58:10You do it, she'll never tell you anything again.

0:58:13 > 0:58:15All right. I get it. I get it.

0:58:15 > 0:58:18Just be cool. Just play it cool, you know what I mean?

0:58:18 > 0:58:20Just listen to her. Let her do the talkin'.

0:58:20 > 0:58:24- I am listening to you!- Thank you.

0:58:24 > 0:58:26HE EXHALES SHARPLY

0:58:26 > 0:58:30Don't trip.

0:58:30 > 0:58:31Don't trip.

0:58:37 > 0:58:41So...

0:58:41 > 0:58:42You went out with a boy...

0:58:42 > 0:58:49And he took you to a party, where kids were...drinking

0:58:49 > 0:58:54and trippin' on E

0:58:54 > 0:59:00and then he took you up to a room Where he tried to... "get all up in that"...

0:59:04 > 0:59:06Which he...didn't?

0:59:11 > 0:59:14And then Charlene came -

0:59:14 > 0:59:18in my new car - and brought you home after first...

0:59:18 > 0:59:21bitch-slapping him.

0:59:26 > 0:59:31Well...

0:59:32 > 0:59:34..that was some night.

0:59:34 > 0:59:37- SHE EXHALES DEEPLY - Oh, Dad!

0:59:37 > 0:59:41- HE LAUGHS - I can't believe you're not killing me!- No.

0:59:41 > 0:59:44Oh! This is so great! I want everything out in the open!

0:59:44 > 0:59:46Oh, I have so much more to tell you!

1:00:00 > 1:00:02- MUFFLED:- Aaaaaaaaah!

1:00:21 > 1:00:23- MUFFLED:- Aaaaaaaaah!

1:01:18 > 1:01:21- Kate, what are you doing here? - W-What are you doing here?

1:01:21 > 1:01:24- It's my shortcut home from work. - No, it's not.

1:01:24 > 1:01:25- Yes, it is.- Is not.

1:01:25 > 1:01:28I thought you were in the mountains.

1:01:29 > 1:01:32Well, yeah, I-I came back early.

1:01:32 > 1:01:35There were bears that were mauling the campers

1:01:35 > 1:01:36And eating them.

1:01:38 > 1:01:44- Wow.- But other than went wrongthat nothing with your...?- Oh, no. He's great.

1:01:44 > 1:01:46Yeah, I like him.

1:01:48 > 1:01:50So, how's your...?

1:01:50 > 1:01:52My what?

1:01:53 > 1:01:56Your life? Anything hip and new?

1:01:56 > 1:01:58No.

1:02:00 > 1:02:04Um... I'm having a good time with the kids, though.

1:02:04 > 1:02:07Good. Glad you're having fun with her. Them.

1:02:12 > 1:02:14- HE SCOFFS - What?

1:02:14 > 1:02:17- You look, um...- Yeah.

1:02:17 > 1:02:18Rested.

1:02:18 > 1:02:21- SHE SCOFFS - Nice. You look nice.

1:02:21 > 1:02:24So, um, I guess I'll come by later and pick up the kids.

1:02:24 > 1:02:28Oh, uh, I was wondering if I could keep them through Friday.

1:02:29 > 1:02:31Really? You're not too busy?

1:02:31 > 1:02:32No.

1:02:34 > 1:02:36W-Well, yes, it's OK.

1:02:36 > 1:02:39It's wonderful, Peter.

1:02:39 > 1:02:42- You know, if you wanted to come... - MOBILE PHONE RINGS

1:02:45 > 1:02:49- RINGING CONTINUES - Go ahead.

1:02:49 > 1:02:50Sorry.

1:02:54 > 1:02:55Hello?

1:02:55 > 1:02:57'Yo, get your butt home, dog.

1:02:57 > 1:03:00- I will be home in my own sweet time, girlfriend.- No, you gotta come now.

1:03:00 > 1:03:04- Arness said she on her way over here.- Oh, I forgot all about that.

1:03:04 > 1:03:07Oh, I'm sorry. I-I have to go.

1:03:07 > 1:03:11I forgot about something, but I want to continue this conversation,

1:03:11 > 1:03:15so I will call you, or you can call me on my cell. Bye!

1:03:15 > 1:03:18- Uh-huh. - CAR DOOR CLOSES

1:03:45 > 1:03:47- Is she here yet?- No!

1:03:47 > 1:03:50- The place is a mess! - KEYS CLATTER

1:03:50 > 1:03:52We gotta clean this place up!

1:03:52 > 1:03:54Hey, hey, get upstairs and get ready!

1:03:54 > 1:03:58Come on and what are you reading?! Get up there! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!

1:03:58 > 1:04:01- Yo, P, while we got this minute... - What minute?

1:04:01 > 1:04:04- There's somethin' I been meanin' to tell you.- You'll have to wait.

1:04:15 > 1:04:16Kids! She's here!

1:04:24 > 1:04:30- Mrs Arness?- Oh! I'll get right to the point, Mr Sanderson.

1:04:30 > 1:04:34There are rumours circulating that your personal life

1:04:34 > 1:04:37and your home are in disarray,

1:04:37 > 1:04:40and this makes me feel very unsettled.

1:04:40 > 1:04:42I don't know who misinformed you, but please, come in.

1:04:42 > 1:04:46I'd hate to think you're under any misapprehension about me or my family.

1:04:47 > 1:04:50Sarah? Georgey?

1:04:50 > 1:04:52You remember Mrs Arness?

1:04:52 > 1:04:55So lovely to see you again.

1:04:55 > 1:04:57Um, Father, when you have a moment,

1:04:57 > 1:05:00would you mind helping me with my report on Queen Victoria?

1:05:00 > 1:05:03Sure, kitten.

1:05:03 > 1:05:08And don't forget, Pop, tomorrow you have to come to school and help hand out the food to the poor kids.

1:05:08 > 1:05:11Have I ever forgotten to help the poor kids?

1:05:11 > 1:05:12No, Pop. Never.

1:05:16 > 1:05:20In truth, Mr Sanderson, you have a lovely home.

1:05:20 > 1:05:23- Thank you.- And your children are very well-behaved.

1:05:23 > 1:05:25They're angels.

1:05:25 > 1:05:27- DOG WHINES - Oh, William.

1:05:27 > 1:05:30Oh, look! He's even taken a fancy to your boy.

1:05:30 > 1:05:33That's so sweet. We can go to the den and get the contracts...

1:05:33 > 1:05:35What is that heavenly smell?

1:05:35 > 1:05:38Ah, that would be Charlene preparing dinner.

1:05:38 > 1:05:43- Anyway, the contracts...- Do you know, I haven't smelled home cooking like that since I was a child?

1:05:43 > 1:05:46- Really? Anyway... - Brings back such happy memories.

1:05:46 > 1:05:50Does it? Anyway, the... Actually, the den is closer...

1:05:50 > 1:05:52Your table looks so inviting.

1:05:52 > 1:05:56Yes. It's too bad it's so small.

1:05:56 > 1:05:59- Small?- Well, actually, it's big, isn't it?

1:05:59 > 1:06:04It's a big table, so...there would be room for one more.

1:06:04 > 1:06:08- Oh, well, if it's not an imposition...- Oh...Oh.

1:06:08 > 1:06:11Well, let me just go check if there's enough food. I'm not,

1:06:11 > 1:06:17cos actually, this is the night of, uh, Yiminum, the, the holiday where

1:06:17 > 1:06:21white people eat very little portions cos that was the night the Lord came down,

1:06:21 > 1:06:24and he was given food, and there was just too much, and he said, "No."

1:06:24 > 1:06:29And so, he had a smaller portion, and that's why we might not have enough.

1:06:29 > 1:06:34So, I'll just go check on, uh, what the Lord would say. Just one second.

1:06:34 > 1:06:36SARAH: Come here, William.

1:06:36 > 1:06:37GEORGEY: Hey, come here. Are you hungry?

1:06:40 > 1:06:45- Charlene, if there was ever a time I needed a favour, it's now. - You got it, baby. Anything.

1:06:45 > 1:06:48Oh, thank you!

1:06:48 > 1:06:50PAPER RUSTLES

1:06:57 > 1:07:00- Oh. Mrs Arness?- Y-Yes? Oh, yes.

1:07:00 > 1:07:01HE SIGHS

1:07:01 > 1:07:03My family and I are pleased to invite you for dinner.

1:07:03 > 1:07:07Yeah, oh. Very well. I wasn't expecting this.

1:07:07 > 1:07:08Uh, but if you insist.

1:07:08 > 1:07:11- And then afterwards, we can sign the contracts.- Of course.

1:07:11 > 1:07:13Dinner is served.

1:07:15 > 1:07:17I was raised in the South, you know.

1:07:17 > 1:07:21That smells just like our Ivy's jambalaya.

1:07:21 > 1:07:24She was so wonderful.

1:07:24 > 1:07:26We paid her nothing, of course, you know.

1:07:26 > 1:07:30But, then, people had standards of service in those days.

1:07:30 > 1:07:32And, of course, Ivy did know

1:07:32 > 1:07:37that you serve from the left and collect from the right.

1:07:40 > 1:07:44Don't...stop with that story cos I just love hearing about your past.

1:07:44 > 1:07:48- That is fascinating. - SNAPS

1:07:48 > 1:07:51Oh, yes. Well, anyway, as I was saying...

1:07:51 > 1:07:54SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY

1:07:54 > 1:07:56Yeah.

1:07:56 > 1:07:59Yeah. Fast-actin'.

1:07:59 > 1:08:01Fast-actin'.

1:08:01 > 1:08:04Ooh, I'm gonna get you.

1:08:04 > 1:08:06I'm gonna get you.

1:08:06 > 1:08:08Uh-huh. I'll serve your food right.

1:08:08 > 1:08:10Was it the left? Was it the right?

1:08:10 > 1:08:13Father's work with the Pasadena Republican Youth Group

1:08:13 > 1:08:16has truly been invaluable.

1:08:16 > 1:08:18I hope y'all brought y'all appetites.

1:08:18 > 1:08:20Oh, yes.

1:08:20 > 1:08:23I brought mine.

1:08:23 > 1:08:25Oh, my goodness.

1:08:25 > 1:08:27Uh, this is much too much for me.

1:08:27 > 1:08:28I'll never get through all that.

1:08:28 > 1:08:31- I have a little less. Here, I'll trade with you.- Oh.

1:08:33 > 1:08:34Thank you.

1:08:37 > 1:08:40What, Charlene?

1:08:40 > 1:08:43- Nothing, sir.- Oh.

1:08:45 > 1:08:47Oh, this food is so delicious.

1:08:47 > 1:08:50Serves him right, makin' me wear this stinkin' outfit.

1:08:50 > 1:08:54You're very lucky to have found such talented help.

1:08:54 > 1:08:57Well, our Ivy was with us for so long,

1:08:57 > 1:09:00we really thought of her as one of the family.

1:09:00 > 1:09:03- Mmm.- And after every meal,

1:09:03 > 1:09:08my mother would scrape all the food we hadn't eaten and put it on one big plate and give it to Ivy.

1:09:13 > 1:09:15HE SIGHS HEAVILY

1:09:17 > 1:09:21Charlene...what is that particular taste?

1:09:21 > 1:09:23I... It is... It's familiar, yet...

1:09:23 > 1:09:28Is it some kind of herb like sage?

1:09:28 > 1:09:30No, it's sort of more like a milk of mint.

1:09:30 > 1:09:33Milk of... Whatever it is, the taste is explosive.

1:09:33 > 1:09:38- Mmm.- Well, good, then. Enjoy.

1:09:38 > 1:09:41Oh, just one moment.

1:09:41 > 1:09:46Uh, you know, uh, there's a lovely, sad negro spiritual...

1:09:46 > 1:09:47SHE COUGHS

1:09:47 > 1:09:50..that Ivy's brother used...

1:09:50 > 1:09:52Uh, are you all right?

1:09:52 > 1:09:56Anyway, Ivy's brother used to sing this when he came in

1:09:56 > 1:09:59from the tobacco fields.

1:10:00 > 1:10:04# Hmm, Mama

1:10:04 > 1:10:08# Is master going to sell us tomorrow?

1:10:08 > 1:10:10# Yes

1:10:10 > 1:10:11# Yes

1:10:11 > 1:10:13# Ye-e-e-s

1:10:13 > 1:10:14# Mama

1:10:14 > 1:10:17# Is master going to sell us tomorrow?

1:10:17 > 1:10:19# Yes

1:10:19 > 1:10:20# Ye-e-e-es

1:10:20 > 1:10:23# Yes

1:10:23 > 1:10:25# Mama

1:10:25 > 1:10:31# Is master going to sell me tomorrow...? #

1:10:31 > 1:10:32DISHES CLANKING, FALLING

1:10:32 > 1:10:34# Yes, yes

1:10:34 > 1:10:37# Go watch

1:10:37 > 1:10:40# and pray. #

1:10:40 > 1:10:42Now, there's a second verse

1:10:42 > 1:10:44if you'd like to join in the chorus.

1:10:44 > 1:10:46# Mama

1:10:46 > 1:10:48- Mmm - STOMACH GURGLES

1:10:48 > 1:10:51# Is master going to sell us in Georg... #

1:10:51 > 1:10:53GURGLING, RUMBLING

1:10:59 > 1:11:01GURGLING, RUMBLING CONTINUE

1:11:01 > 1:11:04- Huh. - HE CLEARS HIS THROAT

1:11:04 > 1:11:06- HE CHUCKLES - That's an unusual feeling.

1:11:06 > 1:11:09GURGLING, RUMBLING INTENSIFIES

1:11:10 > 1:11:13HE GRUNTS Dad? Are you OK?

1:11:13 > 1:11:16Uh! Hmm.

1:11:16 > 1:11:18- HE CHUCKLES - Ha ha!

1:11:18 > 1:11:19# Halle...

1:11:19 > 1:11:21# Hallelujah... # Ah ha ha ha!

1:11:21 > 1:11:24Mmm. Ha! Ha ha ha ha! Whoa!

1:11:24 > 1:11:26DOOR CLOSES

1:11:26 > 1:11:29I hope your father's all right. Does this happen often?

1:11:29 > 1:11:32Well, if you'll excuse us.

1:11:32 > 1:11:36Um, Georgey, let's go watch that biography on Francis Drake.

1:11:36 > 1:11:39SHE SIGHS

1:11:39 > 1:11:44I mean, He... He seemed to be so moved by that song.

1:11:44 > 1:11:47Oh, he movin', all right.

1:11:47 > 1:11:48TOILET FLUSHES

1:11:48 > 1:11:50DOG GROWLS

1:11:50 > 1:11:52William? What...?

1:11:52 > 1:11:56TV: 'The FBI needs your help in finding fugitive Charlene Morton.

1:11:56 > 1:12:00- 'Charlene is an African-American female, 31 years of age...' - What is it?

1:12:00 > 1:12:03'..and 5'6", 175 pounds, with a tattoo on her left breast.

1:12:03 > 1:12:08'Convicted of armed robbery, Charlene is considered cunning and highly dangerous.

1:12:08 > 1:12:11'Having escaped from the women's correctional facility

1:12:11 > 1:12:15'outside Los Angeles a mere six days ago, Morton is suspected to be armed.'

1:12:15 > 1:12:19'This bank surveillance tape shows Charlene wielding a gun

1:12:19 > 1:12:21'and holding a customer hostage.

1:12:21 > 1:12:24'Charlene is considered dangerous and may be armed.

1:12:24 > 1:12:27'If you have any information concerning Charlene Morton,

1:12:27 > 1:12:30'please contact your local FBI office.

1:12:30 > 1:12:33'That's it for tonight's edition of Criminals At Large.

1:12:33 > 1:12:36'Good night and be safe.'

1:12:36 > 1:12:39Mrs Arness, I can explain everything.

1:12:45 > 1:12:48Pete, look, before you lose it, just let me explain.

1:12:48 > 1:12:50- There's nothing to say. - But I didn't do it, Pete.

1:12:50 > 1:12:53- You have to get out. - SHE SIGHS

1:12:53 > 1:12:56SHE SCOFFS

1:12:56 > 1:12:58All right. I'll get my stuff.

1:13:20 > 1:13:23I don't understand. You saw her and where is she?

1:13:23 > 1:13:24I don't know where she is.

1:13:24 > 1:13:28IN A SINGSONG VOICE: Don't drop the soap.

1:13:28 > 1:13:30What the hell does that mean?

1:13:30 > 1:13:34I just don't believe this. I'm worried about her. She's out there all alone.

1:13:34 > 1:13:39You're worried about the frail creature who can hardly take care of herself on the street?

1:13:39 > 1:13:42What about me? Tobias is gonna fire me! And another goody -

1:13:42 > 1:13:44if Arness calls the cops, I could go to jail!

1:13:44 > 1:13:49Here's the local number for the bureau. The FBI takes harbouring a fugitive very seriously.

1:13:49 > 1:13:52You will be the first to hear from me.

1:13:54 > 1:13:58- Arness didn't call the cops, she called the FBI. You haven't seen me.- I have seen you.

1:13:58 > 1:14:01- No, I mean, you haven't seen me. - I'm looking right at you.

1:14:01 > 1:14:03What are you...? Peter?

1:14:03 > 1:14:08If you do hear from her, please tell her the cool points are out the window and...

1:14:08 > 1:14:10she's got me all twisted up in the game.

1:14:10 > 1:14:13HE EXHALES SHARPLY

1:14:19 > 1:14:20ENGINE TURNS OVER

1:14:22 > 1:14:24Why you messin' with 'Lene?

1:14:24 > 1:14:27- I'm not messing with her, I'm helping her.- Bullshit! HORN HONKS

1:14:27 > 1:14:30Uh! I'm telling you the truth!

1:14:30 > 1:14:32Listen up. You do not reopen this case.

1:14:32 > 1:14:34From now on, I'm handlin' it for her.

1:14:34 > 1:14:38- The case is closed. Why would I reopen...? - Stay out of her life.

1:14:38 > 1:14:42If I got to come back here, things are gonna get bloody.

1:14:42 > 1:14:44- Ugh! - HORN HONKS

1:14:44 > 1:14:47Maybe I should just finish this now.

1:14:48 > 1:14:51TYRES SCREECH

1:14:58 > 1:15:00Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

1:15:00 > 1:15:01We have to find Charlene.

1:15:01 > 1:15:03I thought you hated Charlene.

1:15:03 > 1:15:06- I found out she's innocent. - I knew it. I-I-I knew it.

1:15:06 > 1:15:10- Where am I gonna find her? - Well, you can call her.

1:15:10 > 1:15:12How can I call her if I don't know where she is?

1:15:12 > 1:15:14GAME BEEPS

1:15:14 > 1:15:18- I gave her your phone, in case you might...- My new phone?

1:15:18 > 1:15:20You gave her my new 600 titanium phone?

1:15:21 > 1:15:22Good idea. Come on.

1:15:23 > 1:15:25What happened to your head?

1:15:32 > 1:15:33PHONE RINGS

1:15:35 > 1:15:37SHE SIGHS

1:15:38 > 1:15:41Metropolitan Museum of Art. How may I help you?

1:15:41 > 1:15:43- I know who set you up.- What?! Who?

1:15:49 > 1:15:51- TYRES SCREECH - Get in.

1:15:54 > 1:15:56So, what's up?

1:15:56 > 1:16:01The guy put a gun to my head and tells me not to reopen the case. I'm thinking, "Why is he doing this?"

1:16:01 > 1:16:05- And then it dawns on me, it's cos he was involved.- Goddamn him!

1:16:05 > 1:16:08I can't believe Widow did this to me.

1:16:08 > 1:16:11- Where do you think he is? - I don't know.

1:16:14 > 1:16:18Probably downtown at this club he hang out at called the Down Low.

1:16:18 > 1:16:22- Got to get a confession. - You can't go there.

1:16:22 > 1:16:25Eh, man, I'm serious. A white man at the Down Low

1:16:25 > 1:16:28is either a cop, a corpse, or a crack head.

1:16:28 > 1:16:30You can't even talk 'hood.

1:16:30 > 1:16:32I'll figure out something. Oh!

1:16:32 > 1:16:34And Howie told me to tell you

1:16:34 > 1:16:37that "the cool points are out the window,"

1:16:37 > 1:16:40and you got him "all twisted up in the game."

1:16:42 > 1:16:44Really?

1:16:44 > 1:16:47That's the nicest thing anybody's ever said to me.

1:16:50 > 1:16:53I'll drop you off here cos I got to get back to the office for a conference call.

1:16:53 > 1:16:55So, I'll see you in a little bit.

1:16:55 > 1:16:57All right. OK, cool.

1:17:02 > 1:17:04PHONE SPEED-DIALS

1:17:04 > 1:17:08Yeah, freak boy, I need a ride. Can you come now?

1:17:11 > 1:17:14Damn. Arness a straight, cold pimp.

1:17:14 > 1:17:17Looks like Gendler beat us to her.

1:17:17 > 1:17:21I can assure you, Mrs Arness,

1:17:21 > 1:17:24Peter Sanderson is no longer affiliated

1:17:24 > 1:17:25with Tobias, Kline, and Barnes.

1:17:25 > 1:17:27Good.

1:17:27 > 1:17:29You have great ankles.

1:17:29 > 1:17:30What?!

1:17:30 > 1:17:32Were you a dancer?

1:17:34 > 1:17:37Yeah... Well, yes. I was.

1:17:38 > 1:17:40I bet you had great presence.

1:17:40 > 1:17:42SHE CHUCKLES

1:17:42 > 1:17:46Oh. How you two doin'?

1:17:46 > 1:17:49I hope I'm not interruptin' anything. ..You're nasty.

1:17:50 > 1:17:52W-What are you doing here?

1:17:52 > 1:17:54Please, Mrs Arness, I'm not here to cause any trouble.

1:17:54 > 1:17:56Well, that would be a first.

1:17:56 > 1:17:58Julia? Julia?

1:17:58 > 1:18:00Julia a little tied up right now.

1:18:00 > 1:18:05Please, I just need you to hear me out for a minute. Peter is not responsible for any of this. I am.

1:18:05 > 1:18:07I mean, the guy is a great lawyer.

1:18:07 > 1:18:11- And he's one of the most decent men I've ever known. - I doubt that's saying much.

1:18:11 > 1:18:13Shut up, fool.

1:18:13 > 1:18:17If only you knew the lengths he'll go to to help a friend. That's what this whole...

1:18:17 > 1:18:20- Listen...sister...- "Sister"?

1:18:20 > 1:18:24Why don't you go back to Sanderson and the whole "jungle fever" thing

1:18:24 > 1:18:27the two of you got goin' on, before I call the cops?

1:18:27 > 1:18:30That's it, pretty boy. You ever met the big hurt?

1:18:30 > 1:18:31The who?

1:18:31 > 1:18:33Oh!

1:18:33 > 1:18:35TOY SQUEAKS

1:18:35 > 1:18:37I wouldn't do that if I were you!

1:18:37 > 1:18:38And why not?

1:18:38 > 1:18:41You'll be instantly returned to prison, where you belong.

1:18:41 > 1:18:42All right. That's it.

1:18:42 > 1:18:43How dare you!

1:18:43 > 1:18:45To hell with what I just said.

1:18:45 > 1:18:47You obviously one of them hard learners. ..Howie?

1:18:47 > 1:18:49This is my house!

1:18:49 > 1:18:51I will not be told to do what I...

1:18:51 > 1:18:52RECEIVER CLICKS

1:18:52 > 1:18:54William.

1:19:01 > 1:19:03I'm Kate Sanderson. Have you seen my kids?

1:19:03 > 1:19:05- Over there.- Oh!

1:19:05 > 1:19:07- Hey!- Oh, God!

1:19:07 > 1:19:09What is going on?

1:19:09 > 1:19:14It's just the FBI, Mom.

1:19:10 > 1:19:14- Yeah, they're just doing a, like, search.- For what?

1:19:14 > 1:19:17- For Charlene. But she's not... - The FBI is looking for your nanny?

1:19:17 > 1:19:19HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYS IN DISTANCE

1:19:25 > 1:19:27INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS

1:19:32 > 1:19:34MAN: Man, take your hands off me!

1:19:34 > 1:19:35I said, back off me, punk!

1:19:35 > 1:19:39That's what I mean. You know what I'm sayin'?

1:19:39 > 1:19:40You don't want none of this.

1:19:45 > 1:19:47Excuse me...homeboys...

1:19:53 > 1:19:55# Fool, we gonna run this one

1:19:55 > 1:19:57# Yeah, uh-huh

1:19:57 > 1:19:59# Check it out This cash money killin' me, baby

1:19:59 > 1:20:03# You better believe it Where ya at, lil' boy?

1:20:03 > 1:20:04# Yeah

1:20:04 > 1:20:09# Cash money Cash money... #

1:20:09 > 1:20:12Say, yo. You got a bathroom in there?

1:20:12 > 1:20:15# And let me slide in the Benz with the fished out fins

1:20:15 > 1:20:17# Hit the mall with my girlfriend's dished out ends

1:20:17 > 1:20:19# Cos you know it ain't trickin' if you got it

1:20:19 > 1:20:23# Come, baby girl, what you desire it's chump change, mama...

1:20:23 > 1:20:26Say, yo, what's the dealio?

1:20:26 > 1:20:29Mmm. Who's your daddy?

1:20:29 > 1:20:33Back that booty up and put it on the glass.

1:20:33 > 1:20:34Anybody here dig what I'm sayin'?

1:20:34 > 1:20:36# ..Cadillac truck, 28's no rub

1:20:36 > 1:20:38# Flyin' in my Benz, Benz... #

1:20:38 > 1:20:43So...your nanny was doing time...

1:20:43 > 1:20:47for armed robbery.

1:20:48 > 1:20:53And then she broke out of prison...

1:20:53 > 1:20:56and then she came here.

1:21:00 > 1:21:02But she's innocent.

1:21:02 > 1:21:05And now your dad has gone off to...

1:21:05 > 1:21:07help her.

1:21:09 > 1:21:10Sounds crazy, right?

1:21:10 > 1:21:12He's not the same guy anymore.

1:21:13 > 1:21:15Yeah, he's really cool.

1:21:15 > 1:21:16HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYS

1:21:16 > 1:21:19Any of you homies holding after dinner house

1:21:19 > 1:21:23cos I'm all about crunching some of that boo-boo tonight.

1:21:25 > 1:21:28If you harm one hair on that dog's head...

1:21:28 > 1:21:30Yeah, yeah, "harm a hair on the head." You got me nervous.

1:21:30 > 1:21:34- Hello?- 'Sarah?'- Oh, hey, Charlene.

1:21:34 > 1:21:37- Put your daddy on the phone. - No, he's not here. He went out to find you.

1:21:37 > 1:21:41He went to find me?! Tsk. All right.

1:21:41 > 1:21:43Howie, flip a U. We headed downtown.

1:21:43 > 1:21:45Downtown's where I live, precious.

1:21:45 > 1:21:46No! No! TYRES SCREECH

1:21:46 > 1:21:47Whoa!

1:21:47 > 1:21:49HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYS

1:21:49 > 1:21:50What's on your mind, player?

1:21:50 > 1:21:53You been drinkin' some of that "hatorade"?

1:21:53 > 1:21:55What's up, player? Where you from?

1:21:55 > 1:21:58From the 'hood and misunderstood.

1:21:58 > 1:22:00How's your pimp hand, dog?

1:22:00 > 1:22:01Strong, baby, strong.

1:22:01 > 1:22:03# ..that's what you want

1:22:03 > 1:22:04# Said you need it in your life... #

1:22:04 > 1:22:06Can you swerve, Snowman?

1:22:06 > 1:22:10Do I got "honky" spray-painted on my forehead? I'm tryin' to peep a bow-wow.

1:22:10 > 1:22:12If you so at home, man, then dance with the woman.

1:22:12 > 1:22:14- I can't. I got b'ness.- Go on out there and get your groove on.

1:22:14 > 1:22:17No, I can't. I got important b'ness to take care of.

1:22:17 > 1:22:20# Yo, yo, yo

1:22:20 > 1:22:22# Ain't got no time for the talkin'... #

1:22:22 > 1:22:23I tell you, but...

1:22:23 > 1:22:25# Crowd starts to slip

1:22:25 > 1:22:27INDISTINCT RAPPING

1:22:49 > 1:22:52# ..there's always one that's got to test you out

1:22:52 > 1:22:54# can't even dance without a clown trying to strut you out

1:22:54 > 1:22:56# hit the dance floor, don't play shy

1:22:56 > 1:22:58# serenade her all night

1:22:58 > 1:23:01# That's what you want, said you need it in your life... #

1:23:14 > 1:23:16HE STARTS MOANING

1:23:44 > 1:23:47You'll get a life sentence for this.

1:23:47 > 1:23:49You're a kidnapper and a whore!

1:23:49 > 1:23:51Hey! Keep talkin', tea bag.

1:23:51 > 1:23:52Ooh?! Tea bag!

1:23:52 > 1:23:54Yeah, you'll be gummin' your bubbles and squeak.

1:23:54 > 1:23:56You... Oh!

1:23:57 > 1:23:59HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYS

1:24:22 > 1:24:25Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

1:24:25 > 1:24:28# ..tryin' to strut you out Hit the dance floor... #

1:24:28 > 1:24:30CHAINS RATTLE

1:24:32 > 1:24:36Damn, boy, you lookin' all kind of stupid.

1:24:36 > 1:24:40Really? Cos I got this outfit from your mama.

1:24:42 > 1:24:44Yo, Eminem, cut the wigger shit.

1:24:44 > 1:24:46You know how much trouble you in.

1:24:46 > 1:24:52Fine, fine, fine. I'm here to talk business - private business.

1:24:53 > 1:24:55HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYS

1:24:57 > 1:24:59What fresh hell is this?

1:24:59 > 1:25:02I don't see him. I think he's in that back room over there.

1:25:02 > 1:25:04What do we do with her majesty?

1:25:04 > 1:25:05Sit down.

1:25:05 > 1:25:08- What?- Sit it on down.

1:25:08 > 1:25:12Now, look, if you move, your little Willy gonna be bridge diving.

1:25:12 > 1:25:14- You dig?- Dig.

1:25:14 > 1:25:16All right. Come on.

1:25:17 > 1:25:19- Is that real?- Oh!

1:25:19 > 1:25:23Uh, seven and seven, double.

1:25:25 > 1:25:27- How you doin'?- What?

1:25:27 > 1:25:29I said how you doin'?

1:25:30 > 1:25:33Oh, fantastic(!)

1:25:36 > 1:25:39You either the dumbest cracker I ever met or you straight up...

1:25:39 > 1:25:41Hold that thought. I love this song.

1:25:41 > 1:25:43VOLUME INCREASES # It's almost over now

1:25:43 > 1:25:45# You think that you don't have the eloquey

1:25:45 > 1:25:47# You think that you can get away with it... #

1:25:47 > 1:25:48Turn that off.

1:25:48 > 1:25:50# You think that life will be open late

1:25:50 > 1:25:52# Well, it's almost over now, almost over... #

1:25:52 > 1:25:54MUSIC STOPS Get everybody up out of here.

1:25:57 > 1:26:00CHARLENE: I'm telling you, he is in there.

1:26:00 > 1:26:02OK, all right. So he's in there,

1:26:02 > 1:26:04and then you go in, and then what happens?

1:26:04 > 1:26:06Three seconds.

1:26:06 > 1:26:08Why you here?

1:26:08 > 1:26:11I got a feeling you're sitting on a hefty sum of stolen cash.

1:26:11 > 1:26:13You want to hide it, you need a lawyer.

1:26:13 > 1:26:16What's with the phone? I'm calling in the cavalry.

1:26:16 > 1:26:17You'll go back to prison.

1:26:17 > 1:26:19So you wanna help me launder my money?

1:26:19 > 1:26:24I can hide it in an untraceable account in the Cayman Islands. All I want is 100,000.

1:26:24 > 1:26:26We both walk out of here wealthier men.

1:26:26 > 1:26:29And I tell you where Charlene is. That simple.

1:26:32 > 1:26:33You wearin' a wire?

1:26:33 > 1:26:36Me? No. Are you?

1:26:37 > 1:26:40And then they kidnapped me.

1:26:40 > 1:26:42And they took my dog, William.

1:26:42 > 1:26:44That's a shame.

1:26:47 > 1:26:50Oh, you don't care.

1:26:50 > 1:26:52You smokin', Grandma?

1:26:54 > 1:26:56Why not?

1:27:06 > 1:27:07To hell with your proposition.

1:27:07 > 1:27:10Hold it. Charlene is ready to roll over on you.

1:27:10 > 1:27:11She knows who your accomplice was.

1:27:11 > 1:27:13- Oh, that's pretty funny. - I'm not kidding.

1:27:13 > 1:27:16They're in the parking lot waiting for my signal and...

1:27:16 > 1:27:18and...and the signal is...

1:27:18 > 1:27:22- If I don't come back, they call the FBI.- There was no accomplice, fool.

1:27:22 > 1:27:24There was a girl in the photo.

1:27:24 > 1:27:27No, there was somebody in a wig and a dress. TRIGGER CLICKS

1:27:27 > 1:27:28You...

1:27:28 > 1:27:31You left her clothes, the gun, and the money.

1:27:33 > 1:27:36See? You just too damn smart for your own good.

1:27:41 > 1:27:43MRS ARNESS LAUGHS

1:27:43 > 1:27:45Look, we can't wait no more.

1:27:45 > 1:27:47Wait, wait. Charlene!

1:27:47 > 1:27:49- Open up. Widow wanna see me. - Says who?

1:27:49 > 1:27:51Says 'Lene.

1:27:51 > 1:27:53Pete.

1:27:53 > 1:27:54Well, ain't this a psychic moment?

1:27:54 > 1:27:56I was just comin' to see you.

1:27:56 > 1:27:59Come on, Widow. This is between me and you. Let him go.

1:27:59 > 1:28:01No problem.

1:28:01 > 1:28:03Ugh!

1:28:04 > 1:28:05What are you doin'?

1:28:05 > 1:28:07Ugh!

1:28:07 > 1:28:08HOWIE: I got it.

1:28:08 > 1:28:11Aim it, aim it, aim it, Howie! Aim it!

1:28:11 > 1:28:14CHARLENE: Yeah! Uh-huh! Who got the gun now, huh?

1:28:14 > 1:28:16Yeah, who got that gun? HOWIE: Yeah, homie.

1:28:16 > 1:28:18Get y'all faces on the ground!

1:28:18 > 1:28:20HOWIE: Faces on the ground where I can see 'em, huh?

1:28:20 > 1:28:21Take him out!

1:28:21 > 1:28:24PEOPLE SCREAM

1:28:25 > 1:28:26Uh!

1:28:30 > 1:28:31Pussies.

1:28:46 > 1:28:50Wasn't that fun? I'm just gonna roll up on out of here.

1:28:50 > 1:28:52SMOOCHES: Thank you.

1:28:53 > 1:28:54MUSIC STOPS

1:29:00 > 1:29:02HIP-HOP MUSIC RESUMES

1:29:02 > 1:29:04- Aah!- FBI!

1:29:04 > 1:29:05Everybody, freeze!

1:29:05 > 1:29:08Charlene! Charlene! Oh, baby!

1:29:08 > 1:29:10Oh, oh, baby.

1:29:10 > 1:29:11Charlene.

1:29:11 > 1:29:14Son of a...

1:29:14 > 1:29:16Drop the weapon! Drop it!

1:29:20 > 1:29:23Oh, Charlene.

1:29:23 > 1:29:24WHIMPERING: Ow.

1:29:24 > 1:29:27- What?!- Damn, dog.

1:29:35 > 1:29:37Hey, Howie, she's all right.

1:29:39 > 1:29:41Charlene, I...

1:29:41 > 1:29:43Do me a favour, precious.

1:29:43 > 1:29:47Don't ever scare me like that again, or I'm gonna have to give you a nasty spanking,

1:29:47 > 1:29:51if I'm not being too subtle.

1:29:51 > 1:29:53He's such a damn freak.

1:29:53 > 1:29:55Are you Sanderson?

1:29:55 > 1:29:57Yeah.

1:29:57 > 1:29:59Wait, wait. She's innocent.

1:29:59 > 1:30:01- Save it.- I can prove it.

1:30:01 > 1:30:03CASSETTE SPLUTTERS

1:30:08 > 1:30:10MAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ON RADIO

1:30:10 > 1:30:13Mr Sanderson...

1:30:13 > 1:30:14You'd make a hell of an agent.

1:30:14 > 1:30:17Oh, thank you very much, but I don't think I did anything

1:30:17 > 1:30:20- an ordinary man wouldn't do. - Well, thanks again.

1:30:20 > 1:30:22Mr Sanderson...

1:30:22 > 1:30:23There you are.

1:30:23 > 1:30:27You have behaved abonidably.

1:30:27 > 1:30:30Aboni...

1:30:30 > 1:30:31- Abomidably. - SHE LAUGHS

1:30:31 > 1:30:33- Abodi...- Abominably.

1:30:33 > 1:30:35I know.

1:30:35 > 1:30:37Shakespeare. Shakespeare.

1:30:37 > 1:30:40No, wait. This is serious. And I'll have you dis...

1:30:40 > 1:30:42Disbarred.

1:30:42 > 1:30:45And dis...balled.

1:30:45 > 1:30:48Dis...

1:30:48 > 1:30:49Disbarred?

1:30:49 > 1:30:51- Disbarred. - MUMBLES INDISTINCTLY

1:30:51 > 1:30:53Oh, to hell with it.

1:30:53 > 1:30:56I do believe that I am stoned.

1:30:57 > 1:31:00Just don't tell anybody you ever saw me like this.

1:31:00 > 1:31:03- Mrs Arness...- William.

1:31:03 > 1:31:06Oh, God, you are an ugly dog... and heavy.

1:31:06 > 1:31:09- Here, I got him.- Thank you.

1:31:09 > 1:31:12Is there a 24-hour diner around here?

1:31:12 > 1:31:14- I know where one is.- You do?

1:31:14 > 1:31:16- I'll take you there. - I'm dreadfully hungry.

1:31:16 > 1:31:18- You guys OK?- What do you think?

1:31:18 > 1:31:19Yo, be cool, G-Mo.

1:31:19 > 1:31:21Yo, out back, G-Mo.

1:31:21 > 1:31:23Full cheesy, homie.

1:31:29 > 1:31:32- Tobias:- That's not good enough. Keep trying.

1:31:32 > 1:31:34I called Arness four times, Ed. She'll only talk to Peter.

1:31:34 > 1:31:37Well, we're gonna have to keep him around, aren't we?

1:31:37 > 1:31:39- Oh, hey, guys.- Peter.

1:31:39 > 1:31:43- Did I mention I'm going out on my own?- You don't have the resources.

1:31:43 > 1:31:46Well, I have one multibillion-dollar client.

1:31:46 > 1:31:49It's a start. And a partner.

1:31:49 > 1:31:52- I'm all over it, G.- Let's go.

1:31:52 > 1:31:53Excuse me.

1:31:54 > 1:31:57Peter, w-w-we can talk about this.

1:31:57 > 1:32:02- AS CHARLENE:- Ed, you can kiss my natural black ass.

1:32:07 > 1:32:09LIFT BELL DINGS Peter...

1:32:09 > 1:32:13- Ashley, who are you doing here?- Oh, I was, uh, meeting, uh, uh...

1:32:13 > 1:32:15- For my aunt's estate. - About her aunt's estate.

1:32:15 > 1:32:17- There was a codicil. - A cod...

1:32:17 > 1:32:19Well, say goodbye to half your stuff.

1:32:22 > 1:32:23I'll call you.

1:32:57 > 1:33:00Lookin' good, kids. Almost there.

1:33:00 > 1:33:02Peter, your 4:00 is waiting for you in your office.

1:33:02 > 1:33:05I don't have any meetings today.

1:33:05 > 1:33:08I'm sorry. I didn't realize I had an appointment.

1:33:09 > 1:33:14- Hey.- So, this is how a big-time tax attorney lives, huh?

1:33:14 > 1:33:18- This place is big pimpin', P Diddy.- How you doin'?

1:33:18 > 1:33:19I'm a'ight.

1:33:19 > 1:33:23I wanted to tell you again how much I appreciate what you did for me.

1:33:25 > 1:33:29- If I could only give you back half of what you've given me. - Please. We'll call it even.

1:33:29 > 1:33:31- Now give me a hug. - Hey, white people don't hug.

1:33:31 > 1:33:34- You ain't white. - Well, I-I'm off-white.

1:33:36 > 1:33:37Good to see you.

1:33:39 > 1:33:42- Kate...- Hi.

1:33:44 > 1:33:49Um, oh, well, I'm, uh I got to finish up some things with Howie.

1:33:51 > 1:33:54Oh, Kate, this is Charlene. Charlene, this is Kate.

1:33:56 > 1:33:59Hi. You've certainly been shaking things up around here.

1:33:59 > 1:34:00SHE LAUGHS

1:34:00 > 1:34:04Well, shakin' is what I do best. Ha ha!

1:34:04 > 1:34:08- It's a pleasure to meet you, Kate. - Thank you.

1:34:08 > 1:34:10And take care of him for me.

1:34:16 > 1:34:19- Hi.- Hi.

1:34:20 > 1:34:23Mmm. So...

1:34:23 > 1:34:24What brings you down?

1:34:24 > 1:34:27I mean, you know, not what brings you down,

1:34:27 > 1:34:32but, I mean, what brings you down here?

1:34:32 > 1:34:35Well, I was just wondering, um...

1:34:35 > 1:34:38How often do you take that shortcut past my house?

1:34:40 > 1:34:43Technically? Uh, well...

1:34:43 > 1:34:45Uh, pretty much every day.

1:34:47 > 1:34:50Well, you know, technically...

1:34:52 > 1:34:53..that's stalking.

1:34:56 > 1:34:58It's kind of cute.

1:35:00 > 1:35:02Kate...

1:35:04 > 1:35:06There's something I want to say to you.

1:35:11 > 1:35:15The...the cool points are out the window, and I'm all twisted up in the game.

1:35:18 > 1:35:20- LAUGHING:- What does that mean?

1:35:20 > 1:35:22- It means I love you. - PHONE RINGS

1:35:25 > 1:35:27RINGING CONTINUES

1:35:33 > 1:35:36SOFT THUD

1:35:36 > 1:35:38- Ohh!- Ohh! - RINGING CONTINUES

1:35:47 > 1:35:49Rastaman, hold still,

1:35:49 > 1:35:52or you'll have these Jamaican beads all over the floor.

1:35:52 > 1:35:54Yeah, here we go.

1:35:54 > 1:35:56All right, halfway done.

1:35:56 > 1:35:58What you think?

1:35:58 > 1:36:00HE LAUGHS

1:36:00 > 1:36:01Holler at your boy.

1:36:02 > 1:36:04Hey. Nothin' is nothin'.

1:36:04 > 1:36:07Who's your daddy now?

1:36:07 > 1:36:09Boy, you are some kind of freaky.

1:36:09 > 1:36:12# Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa

1:36:12 > 1:36:14- # Ain't nobody- Nobody

1:36:14 > 1:36:17- # Loves me better- No one love me

1:36:17 > 1:36:19- # Makes me happy- Yeah, yeah, yeah

1:36:19 > 1:36:21# Makes me feel this way

1:36:21 > 1:36:23- # Ain't nobody- No, no

1:36:23 > 1:36:26# Loves me better than you... #

1:36:26 > 1:36:28# South side, South side

1:36:28 > 1:36:33INDISTINCT RAPPING

1:36:33 > 1:36:36Queen, bring this one for me.

1:36:36 > 1:36:38# Ain't the paper that makes me Dana

1:36:38 > 1:36:40# I just see the strangers, they look at me stranger

1:36:40 > 1:36:42# They all give me more lip, so I give ya

1:36:42 > 1:36:45# More music, more scripts, less actin'

1:36:45 > 1:36:47# I stepped up the salary cap

1:36:47 > 1:36:49# Passin' traffic and look at what happened

1:36:49 > 1:36:50# See how life takes a turn

1:36:50 > 1:36:52# More paper earned

1:36:52 > 1:36:54# Lawyers... case adjourned, goodbye

1:36:54 > 1:36:55# I am what I am

1:36:55 > 1:36:57# I come from Newark, so I'm creme de la creme

1:36:57 > 1:37:00# Especially when y'all prayed for my downfall

1:37:00 > 1:37:02# That's why I try to stay from 'round y'all

1:37:02 > 1:37:04# Let's go, turn my days into dark

1:37:04 > 1:37:06# They found less, like metre maids when I park

1:37:06 > 1:37:09# But I'll be still doin' me... #

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