0:00:38 > 0:00:40Oof!
0:02:23 > 0:02:26LAUGHTER
0:02:26 > 0:02:29What a location!
0:02:29 > 0:02:31Si. The mighty Colosseum.
0:02:31 > 0:02:33The glory of Roma.
0:02:33 > 0:02:37Doesn't it stir your... your imagination?
0:02:36 > 0:02:40You bet it does, baby! Do you people realise
0:02:40 > 0:02:45what a shopping centre it could be? Plenty of parking, too.
0:02:56 > 0:02:59Here it is, ladies and gentlemen,
0:02:59 > 0:03:03the world's highest office building! Hawk Plaza!
0:03:03 > 0:03:06130 storeys of man-made glory!
0:03:06 > 0:03:12In a few hours, Hawk Enterprises will break ground on this project.
0:03:12 > 0:03:17"How did it happen?" you ask. Here's the man who made it possible!
0:03:26 > 0:03:29Thank you, friends. Thank you.
0:03:29 > 0:03:32My heart is too full to speak.
0:03:33 > 0:03:36Ah, you see,
0:03:37 > 0:03:41you've brought a tear to this flinty old eye.
0:03:40 > 0:03:43So all I can say is thank you.
0:03:44 > 0:03:49Thank you for letting me share a moment of your precious time.
0:03:51 > 0:03:57Get those dead-heads out before they drink all my booze.
0:03:54 > 0:03:57All right, everyone, to my office...
0:03:57 > 0:03:59BUZZER
0:04:00 > 0:04:03Hello?
0:04:02 > 0:04:03'Mr Barnsdorf, sir.'
0:04:03 > 0:04:05Hello, Barnsdorf.
0:04:05 > 0:04:10When will it be ready for us to start digging?
0:04:08 > 0:04:10What do you mean?
0:04:10 > 0:04:13That site's as clean as a...
0:04:13 > 0:04:15What's that?!
0:04:15 > 0:04:19I thought we got rid of that crummy house months ago!
0:04:19 > 0:04:25A small hold-up. Old lady Steinmetz won't sign the papers.
0:04:23 > 0:04:25One little beat-up old lady
0:04:25 > 0:04:30makes monkeys of the most overpaid lawyers in the land!
0:04:30 > 0:04:34C'mon, boys! I expect action. I'd better get it or else!
0:04:34 > 0:04:40She doesn't seem to trust us.
0:04:36 > 0:04:40Well, of course she doesn't! Look at yourselves.
0:04:40 > 0:04:44Your own mothers wouldn't trust you.
0:04:44 > 0:04:48What we need is someone so nauseatingly innocent,
0:04:48 > 0:04:51so stomach-churningly helpful and so dumb,
0:04:51 > 0:04:56anyone would trust 'em!
0:04:53 > 0:04:56BUZZER
0:04:54 > 0:04:56A Willoughby Whitfield for you.
0:04:56 > 0:05:02He says he's your nephew.
0:04:58 > 0:05:02'Whoever he is, throw him out. And don't bother me again!'
0:05:02 > 0:05:08Say, wait. Is he the dumb-looking kid of my sister's from back east,
0:05:08 > 0:05:14goes to law school or something?
0:05:10 > 0:05:14He finished law school. He's a full-fledged lawyer.
0:05:14 > 0:05:17He's a full-fledged lawyer!
0:05:17 > 0:05:21Send him in!
0:05:18 > 0:05:21Mr Hawk will see you now.
0:05:21 > 0:05:23Oh...
0:05:23 > 0:05:25Thank you.
0:05:27 > 0:05:29Come in, boy.
0:05:29 > 0:05:31Come in!
0:05:35 > 0:05:38Isn't he beautiful?
0:05:40 > 0:05:44Uncle Alonzo, I hereby present you
0:05:44 > 0:05:48with the Furze Law College Humanitarian of the Year award.
0:05:48 > 0:05:52Well, well, well. Humanitarian of the Year, eh?
0:05:52 > 0:05:58Look, kid, I know such awards go to a lot of strange ducks, but why me?
0:05:58 > 0:06:06I was the award committee.
0:06:00 > 0:06:06You put in the fix? You took care of your Uncle Alonzo? Smart boy.
0:06:06 > 0:06:11I admire anyone who can use juice properly.
0:06:09 > 0:06:11Juice?
0:06:11 > 0:06:15Yes, juice. How to use muscle, influence.
0:06:15 > 0:06:20How to bend things your way.
0:06:16 > 0:06:20Oh, no. Goodness, no. It wasn't dishonest.
0:06:20 > 0:06:26I thought it over and couldn't think of anyone any more deserving.
0:06:24 > 0:06:26How come?
0:06:26 > 0:06:31Oh, Mother was always saying what a great man her brother was.
0:06:31 > 0:06:35Replacing dirty old buildings with shiny new ones,
0:06:35 > 0:06:41sending us fruit at Christmas. You were her idol.
0:06:39 > 0:06:41Can't you clowns get out of here?
0:06:41 > 0:06:46I'd like to have a nice talk with my...favourite nephew.
0:06:48 > 0:06:53When I look into your eyes and see the light of idealism aglow there,
0:06:53 > 0:06:56it makes me young again
0:06:56 > 0:06:58and ready for battle!
0:06:58 > 0:07:02Battle?
0:06:59 > 0:07:02Yes, battle! It is never easy for us idealists.
0:07:02 > 0:07:05And now I am going to give you a chance
0:07:05 > 0:07:09to put that idealism into play on your very first job.
0:07:09 > 0:07:15Ohhh...!
0:07:11 > 0:07:15Picture, if you will, a tough little old lady
0:07:15 > 0:07:19living in a run-down, rat-infested fire house,
0:07:19 > 0:07:22bang in the way of our latest civic benefaction.
0:07:22 > 0:07:26There are builders who might find it in their hearts
0:07:26 > 0:07:29to be vindictive to this old lady.
0:07:29 > 0:07:33They might say that... she feeds on the misery of the poor
0:07:33 > 0:07:36in that forsaken neighbourhood.
0:07:36 > 0:07:41That she rolls drunks, teaches small children to steal,
0:07:41 > 0:07:45and make them bring most of the take to her.
0:07:45 > 0:07:47Would I, Alonzo Hawk,
0:07:47 > 0:07:49Humanitarian of the Year,
0:07:49 > 0:07:52stoop to such tactics?!
0:07:52 > 0:07:55On the contrary, I would do all I could
0:07:55 > 0:07:58to help that tough, no-good, little old lady.
0:07:58 > 0:08:02I'd pay a large sum for her worthless land
0:08:01 > 0:08:05and provide - at special price to her -
0:08:05 > 0:08:08a lifetime lease in Eternity Towers,
0:08:08 > 0:08:11that beautiful new haven for old people like her.
0:08:11 > 0:08:14It has a gymnasium, a sauna,
0:08:14 > 0:08:20and shows Rudolph Valentino movies. A beauty parlour, a hobby centre,
0:08:20 > 0:08:23and instead of cooking her heart out
0:08:23 > 0:08:27over a hot stove, automatic machines in every hall
0:08:27 > 0:08:31will serve everything from pizza to hot chilli.
0:08:31 > 0:08:36Wouldn't it make your whole being happy to be part of all that?
0:08:36 > 0:08:40When can I start?
0:08:37 > 0:08:40Here's the address. Get moving.
0:09:02 > 0:09:04- Here.- Thanks, pal.
0:09:04 > 0:09:08Ah, isn't it breathtaking?
0:09:06 > 0:09:08Yeah, it's a mess all right.
0:09:08 > 0:09:12That guy Hawk ought to be hung.
0:09:10 > 0:09:12What?
0:09:15 > 0:09:17DOOR BUZZER
0:09:17 > 0:09:19I'm coming!
0:09:23 > 0:09:26Mrs Steinmetz? I'm Willoughby Whitfield.
0:09:26 > 0:09:31I'd like to discuss a little business.
0:09:28 > 0:09:31Well, come in, won't you?
0:09:30 > 0:09:34I can't. This car has rolled onto my foot.
0:09:34 > 0:09:40Oh, dear.
0:09:35 > 0:09:40I guess you forgot to set the brake.
0:09:38 > 0:09:40Herbie, aren't you ashamed?
0:09:40 > 0:09:44Get off Mr Whitfield's foot! Herbie protects me.
0:09:44 > 0:09:48Herbie?
0:09:45 > 0:09:48But I am capable of taking care of myself.
0:09:48 > 0:09:50I was about to make myself
0:09:50 > 0:09:55a nice cup of tea. Come in and have one.
0:09:52 > 0:09:55Oh, thank you.
0:09:55 > 0:09:59I do have to humour Herbie. He used to be a famous racing car.
0:09:59 > 0:10:04His driver went to Europe to drive, so he's a bit sensitive.
0:10:04 > 0:10:08You can understand that.
0:10:05 > 0:10:08Yes. Now to get down to business,
0:10:08 > 0:10:15people are worried about you living in this firetrap so I came to...
0:10:12 > 0:10:15Fire house, my man, not firetrap.
0:10:14 > 0:10:19Fire house, yes. Be that as it may, the least we can do...
0:10:19 > 0:10:21MUSIC BLARES
0:10:21 > 0:10:23Stop that!
0:10:23 > 0:10:25That's downright rude. MUSIC STOPS
0:10:25 > 0:10:28Do you know what he was playing?
0:10:28 > 0:10:32"Do Not Trust Him, Gentle Maiden." Nothing personal.
0:10:32 > 0:10:36- He's a friend of Herbie's. - A friend of Herbie's?
0:10:36 > 0:10:42So is Old 22. You may as well meet all the family while you're here.
0:10:42 > 0:10:45Number 22 used to be on the Clay Street line.
0:10:45 > 0:10:52BELL CLANGS
0:10:47 > 0:10:52Herbie found him in a vacant lot. He'd been used as a chicken house.
0:10:52 > 0:10:55He's much happier here, of course.
0:10:55 > 0:11:02I understand you have an emotional attachment to this old building...
0:11:00 > 0:11:02Oh, indeed I have!
0:11:02 > 0:11:05I was married here to my late husband,
0:11:05 > 0:11:10Captain Steinmetz of the Fire Service - a hero of the Great Fire.
0:11:10 > 0:11:15We understand, Mrs Steinmetz, so Mr Hawk has authorised...
0:11:15 > 0:11:18You're from Hawk?! But you have a nice face,
0:11:18 > 0:11:23not at all like those ruffians he usually sends around.
0:11:23 > 0:11:28If you just look at the size of this cheque, Mrs Steinmetz.
0:11:26 > 0:11:28I know nothing about money.
0:11:28 > 0:11:34My nephew, Tennessee, usually takes care of me. He used to live here.
0:11:34 > 0:11:39He had to rush to Tibet because his guru got sick.
0:11:37 > 0:11:39If you'd just look at...
0:11:39 > 0:11:45What's a guru?
0:11:41 > 0:11:45His teacher. My nephew studies Oriental Philosophy.
0:11:45 > 0:11:48It's how he learnt that things have an inner life,
0:11:48 > 0:11:52like wind and rain, traffic lights and can-openers
0:11:52 > 0:11:58and flowers and cars. That's how Herbie and Tennessee became friends.
0:11:58 > 0:12:01This money will last for the rest of your life.
0:12:01 > 0:12:06Course, I didn't have to study Oriental philosophy.
0:12:06 > 0:12:09I could simply talk to Herbie. It's in the blood.
0:12:12 > 0:12:14See you tomorrow!
0:12:16 > 0:12:20Believe me, Mr Hawk has your interests at heart.
0:12:20 > 0:12:25I have an agreement for you to glance at...
0:12:23 > 0:12:25Oh, Nicole.
0:12:25 > 0:12:27This gentleman is from Mr Hawk.
0:12:27 > 0:12:30How do you do?
0:12:29 > 0:12:32CHEERFUL MUSIC PLAYS
0:12:32 > 0:12:35Oh, Mr Whitfield! Such a nice young man...
0:12:35 > 0:12:39Bothering us again, are they?
0:12:37 > 0:12:39Oh, you've hurt your hand.
0:12:39 > 0:12:44Oh, on the contrary, it feels marvellous. Mwah!
0:12:44 > 0:12:50Are you all right, Mr Whitfield?
0:12:46 > 0:12:50What was that?
0:12:47 > 0:12:50Nicole Harris, a brave young lady.
0:12:50 > 0:12:52She works for the airline.
0:12:52 > 0:12:56Last week she laid out a hijacker with a bottle of wine.
0:12:56 > 0:13:02If you or Hawk's stooges call again, you'll get worse!
0:13:00 > 0:13:02Please, Nicole.
0:13:02 > 0:13:07Mr Whitfield and I were having a nice chat.
0:13:04 > 0:13:07I'll bet! But isn't it time
0:13:07 > 0:13:11for your nap? Mr Whitfield is just going!
0:13:11 > 0:13:16Very well. Goodbye, Mr Whitfield, I hope to see you again soon.
0:13:16 > 0:13:18- Mrs Steinmetz, you... - Out. Out!
0:13:18 > 0:13:23Have a heart. This is my first job, I can't afford to fail.
0:13:23 > 0:13:27I said out...!
0:13:25 > 0:13:27Oh, but...
0:13:27 > 0:13:29All right. All right.
0:13:37 > 0:13:39Miss, you seem sensible.
0:13:39 > 0:13:46Living alone in this crummy place is no place for an elderly woman.
0:13:43 > 0:13:46What do you mean, alone?
0:13:46 > 0:13:48She has me and she has Herbie!
0:13:48 > 0:13:56Exactly. That goofy story about this car shows she's coming apart.
0:13:53 > 0:13:56So you think it's goofy?
0:13:56 > 0:14:01Of course. Don't you?
0:13:57 > 0:14:01How would you like to go for a little ride?
0:14:01 > 0:14:04I thought you didn't like me.
0:14:04 > 0:14:07I'd like you to ride in Herbie.
0:14:07 > 0:14:13I'd like that very much.
0:14:08 > 0:14:13Well, that's very nice of you.
0:14:10 > 0:14:13I'll be ready in a minute.
0:14:19 > 0:14:21HORN BLARES
0:14:27 > 0:14:29All right, Herbie. Let's go.
0:14:29 > 0:14:34Miss Harris, why does an intelligent young woman talk to a car?
0:14:34 > 0:14:36People might wonder.
0:14:36 > 0:14:43Don't listen, Herbie. Move it.
0:14:39 > 0:14:43I understand Mrs Steinmetz - old age has its fantasies.
0:14:43 > 0:14:48It only proves she needs Mr Hawk's help.
0:14:45 > 0:14:48Remember, Alonzo Hawk sent him.
0:14:48 > 0:14:53You and I know better.
0:14:49 > 0:14:53Stubborn bolt-bucket! Always doing things your way!
0:14:53 > 0:14:57Let's stop kidding. This is an ordinary car,
0:14:57 > 0:15:01like a million other ordinary, rather unattractive...
0:15:01 > 0:15:08You shouldn't say that, Herbie's sensitive about his looks.
0:15:05 > 0:15:08OK, you've had your laugh. Stop now.
0:15:08 > 0:15:11He won't stop until you say sorry.
0:15:11 > 0:15:16Miss Harris, it upsets me that you try to maintain this fiction...
0:15:16 > 0:15:19Ooohhh!
0:15:17 > 0:15:19CAR HORNS BLARE
0:15:20 > 0:15:25Please, tell Herbie you're sorry.
0:15:22 > 0:15:25All right. Herbie, I'm sorry.
0:15:26 > 0:15:34Well, what do you think now?
0:15:28 > 0:15:34I think you're a skilled driver but I don't want you to drive me again.
0:15:34 > 0:15:37You think it's a trick?
0:15:35 > 0:15:37Yes.I think it's all a trick.
0:15:37 > 0:15:43Well, would you like to drive?
0:15:39 > 0:15:43Yes.
0:15:41 > 0:15:43Good.
0:15:57 > 0:16:01There, you see? As I was saying, this is just an ordinary,
0:16:01 > 0:16:03rather stupid-looking...
0:16:05 > 0:16:11What do I do now?
0:16:07 > 0:16:11Too late. I hope Herbie still has a sense of humour.
0:16:29 > 0:16:33Chicken Tournament, jousting today? What's it up to now?
0:16:33 > 0:16:37I don't know. It's hard to say sometimes.
0:16:38 > 0:16:44'The gallant contenders are taking their place on the field of honour.'
0:16:44 > 0:16:48At the north end, the tournament's undefeated champion.
0:16:48 > 0:16:50Fearless, brutal,
0:16:50 > 0:16:54unforgiving. The Red Knight!
0:16:54 > 0:16:56CHEERING
0:16:58 > 0:17:03At the south end, his stout-hearted adversary,
0:17:03 > 0:17:04the ever-popular
0:17:04 > 0:17:06Sir Lancelot!
0:17:09 > 0:17:13I hope Herbie's not up to what I think he's up to.
0:17:13 > 0:17:15Give the signal, your Majesty.
0:17:15 > 0:17:17FANFARE
0:17:46 > 0:17:49What are they doing? Seems dangerous.
0:17:49 > 0:17:51Hey, what are THEY doing?
0:17:51 > 0:17:56I think this is where I get out.
0:17:54 > 0:17:56Good idea. I'll join you.
0:17:56 > 0:17:59'The victor thus far has demolished
0:17:59 > 0:18:01'all who oppose him.'
0:18:01 > 0:18:05Surviving champion, your favourite and mine,
0:18:05 > 0:18:07the Red Knight!
0:18:07 > 0:18:10CHEERING
0:18:12 > 0:18:16At the other end, a mysterious new contender.
0:18:16 > 0:18:18But names don't matter,
0:18:18 > 0:18:20no-one lasts for long
0:18:20 > 0:18:22against the Red Knight!
0:18:24 > 0:18:28Let the joust begin!
0:18:25 > 0:18:28FANFARE
0:18:30 > 0:18:31No, Herbie, wait!
0:18:33 > 0:18:36I take it all back. I'm sorry.
0:18:36 > 0:18:38I believe, Herbie! I believe!
0:19:00 > 0:19:04My brave champion! You have won me!
0:19:04 > 0:19:06Take me to your kingdom!
0:19:06 > 0:19:10You win the bread, man. Three dollars.
0:19:16 > 0:19:19Um, I think that I owe you an apology.
0:19:19 > 0:19:22Oh, no, I can't stand men who apologise.
0:19:22 > 0:19:27Er, well, may I take you to lunch?
0:19:25 > 0:19:27All right.
0:19:38 > 0:19:42I had an apartment opposite the fire house. I loved it.
0:19:42 > 0:19:45Then Alonzo Hawk tore it down, kicked me out.
0:19:45 > 0:19:50I bet it wasn't personal...
0:19:47 > 0:19:50So I go crazy if I hear his name. How's the jaw?
0:19:50 > 0:19:53- It's all right... Oooh! - I'm sorry.
0:19:53 > 0:19:56I didn't know it was your first job for Hawk.
0:19:56 > 0:19:59You can't know what a no-good he is.
0:19:59 > 0:20:06Miss Harris, you should know...
0:20:01 > 0:20:06So, Mrs Steinmetz took me in until I found somewhere to live.
0:20:06 > 0:20:10Now I stay on to protect her. I won't let rats from Alonzo Hawk
0:20:10 > 0:20:14talk her out of her home.
0:20:12 > 0:20:14Miss Harris, be fair...
0:20:14 > 0:20:19Fair?! To Alonzo Hawk?! Has he conned you just like everyone else?
0:20:19 > 0:20:25Well, I must say...
0:20:20 > 0:20:25He built over the lot where the DiMaggios learned baseball!
0:20:25 > 0:20:30His factories pollute all the fish in the bay! His skyscraper casts
0:20:30 > 0:20:33a cold shadow on a playground all day!
0:20:33 > 0:20:39Let me say...
0:20:34 > 0:20:39He even kicked 30 Chinese families off Grand Avenue!
0:20:38 > 0:20:42Please, Miss Harrison. Uncle Alonzo
0:20:41 > 0:20:45would never do that!
0:20:43 > 0:20:45Wait a minute.
0:20:45 > 0:20:47Uncle?! He's your uncle?!
0:20:47 > 0:20:51Yes, that's why...
0:20:48 > 0:20:51You rotten swine!
0:20:56 > 0:20:59Here's your warm milk, Grandma.
0:20:59 > 0:21:02Be sure to drink it. It's very good for you.
0:21:02 > 0:21:08Yes, dear. Nicole, I'm still not sure why you hit him with a lobster.
0:21:08 > 0:21:13Oh, Grandma, I wish I could stop doing things like that.
0:21:13 > 0:21:15I really sort of like him.
0:21:15 > 0:21:17I'm glad to hear that.
0:21:17 > 0:21:24Brilliant, eligible lawyers don't grow on trees.
0:21:21 > 0:21:24Grandma, what are you getting at?
0:21:24 > 0:21:30Oh, nothing, dear. I just thought perhaps you could talk things over
0:21:30 > 0:21:32with that nice Mr Whitfield.
0:21:32 > 0:21:34Nice try, Grandma.
0:21:34 > 0:21:39But if I want a young man I'll get him my way.
0:21:37 > 0:21:39Yes, I suppose so, dear.
0:21:39 > 0:21:43Now stop hatching plots and go to sleep.
0:21:43 > 0:21:45Yes, dear.
0:21:45 > 0:21:47Goodnight, Grandma.
0:21:47 > 0:21:50Goodnight, dear.
0:21:54 > 0:21:57Goodnight, Herbie. Pleasant dreams.
0:22:02 > 0:22:08'He used to be a famous racing car... A famous racing car...'
0:22:10 > 0:22:13'Used to be a famous racing car...'
0:22:43 > 0:22:45CHEERING
0:24:02 > 0:24:04CHEERING
0:24:15 > 0:24:18Uncle Alonzo,
0:24:17 > 0:24:20I dropped by to talk to you man to man
0:24:20 > 0:24:24so I could look you squarely in the eye.
0:24:24 > 0:24:27No, the make-up is due to a black eye.
0:24:28 > 0:24:34A girl hit me in the face with a lobster at the mention of your name.
0:24:34 > 0:24:38This same wonderful, intelligent,
0:24:37 > 0:24:40clear-sighted girl
0:24:39 > 0:24:44was able to convince me what kind of a person you are.
0:24:44 > 0:24:48I do not hold with you cheating Mrs Steinmetz from her home
0:24:48 > 0:24:52so that you may build a concrete ant hill
0:24:51 > 0:24:57on the spot where she has known so much happiness. Hmm.
0:24:56 > 0:24:59I think you are despicable,
0:24:59 > 0:25:04greedy, grasping and wholly without principle or pity.
0:25:05 > 0:25:09I also believe you are not a nice person.
0:25:08 > 0:25:12If you write my mother, your sister Frieda,
0:25:12 > 0:25:15do not tell her I wear make-up as a rule.
0:25:16 > 0:25:19I am going back to Missouri,
0:25:19 > 0:25:22so you may no longer use me as a cat's paw.
0:25:23 > 0:25:27I bid you farewell more in sorrow than in anger.
0:25:27 > 0:25:31Please do not send any more fruit for Christmas.
0:25:32 > 0:25:34HORN BLARES
0:25:35 > 0:25:38HORN BLARES
0:25:40 > 0:25:43Goodbye, Grandma!
0:25:46 > 0:25:48Hi, everybody.
0:26:01 > 0:26:03Hi, Herb.
0:26:03 > 0:26:05No hard feelings, OK?
0:26:08 > 0:26:12I'm so glad you and Herbie decided to make up.
0:26:12 > 0:26:16I'm off for a morning walk. Come along, we can have a chat.
0:26:16 > 0:26:19No, I just came to say goodbye.
0:26:19 > 0:26:22I'm going home to Missouri.
0:26:20 > 0:26:22Oh, what a pity!
0:26:22 > 0:26:27Nicole so hoped to see you again. She's a wonderful girl,
0:26:27 > 0:26:30even if you don't agree with her.
0:26:29 > 0:26:34Oh, I DO agree now. Actually, I'm going to my uncle to tell him
0:26:34 > 0:26:38exactly what I think of him.
0:26:36 > 0:26:38Why, that's splendid!
0:26:38 > 0:26:42It's time he heard the real truth.
0:26:40 > 0:26:42Nicole will be thrilled!
0:26:42 > 0:26:49Do wait until she comes back.
0:26:44 > 0:26:49To be honest, I'm more afraid of her than I am of my uncle.
0:26:49 > 0:26:53- Nonsense! She's just high-spirited. - For sure!
0:26:53 > 0:26:58Goodbye, Mrs Steinmetz. Don't weaken about the fire house.
0:26:56 > 0:26:58Don't worry, young man.
0:26:58 > 0:27:04Call my nephew, wherever he is, and get him here.
0:27:01 > 0:27:04Yes, sir. Mr Barnsdorf is holding.
0:27:04 > 0:27:10Yes, Barnsdorf, whaddaya want?
0:27:07 > 0:27:10Can we dig yet, Hawk? My boys are getting itchy.
0:27:10 > 0:27:16I'll tell you when to start digging.
0:27:12 > 0:27:16Well, I got some high-price equipment and crews
0:27:16 > 0:27:20sitting playing gin rummy and waiting for you.
0:27:20 > 0:27:23It's costing you 80 grand a day. Ha, ha!
0:27:23 > 0:27:26Just stop bugging me, Barnsdorf.
0:27:26 > 0:27:30You'll get the order to start any moment now.
0:27:30 > 0:27:35And what do you want?
0:27:31 > 0:27:35I'm sorry - your nephew has left his motel.
0:27:35 > 0:27:37Whaddaya mean, left?!
0:27:37 > 0:27:41When? Where? Who told him he could check out?
0:27:41 > 0:27:45How dare he go when he knows I'm worried sick?!
0:27:45 > 0:27:48I'll tear his gizzard to pieces!
0:27:48 > 0:27:53I'll stomp him! I'll take this letter knife and stab the kid!
0:27:53 > 0:27:58You know me, Millicent! Normally I'm a kind, fun-loving fellow,
0:27:58 > 0:28:01but when I get crossed I go bananas.
0:28:01 > 0:28:04TELEPHONE BUZZES
0:28:02 > 0:28:04Yes?
0:28:04 > 0:28:06Oh. It's your nephew.
0:28:06 > 0:28:09Willoughby?! Willoughby, where are you?
0:28:09 > 0:28:14Oh, hi, Uncle. I thought I'd save time and phone you the news.
0:28:14 > 0:28:20Oh, marvellous. Great. Smart boy! That Hawk blood tells in the end.
0:28:20 > 0:28:23HE IMITATES A SHIP'S HORN
0:28:24 > 0:28:28All ashore that's going ashore.
0:28:28 > 0:28:31HE WHISTLES
0:28:31 > 0:28:33What's all that noise?
0:28:33 > 0:28:35And what news?
0:28:35 > 0:28:38Oh, the news I was leaving town.
0:28:38 > 0:28:40Leaving...town?!
0:28:40 > 0:28:44Er, I'm on the, er, ship-to-shore phone...
0:28:44 > 0:28:48- CRACKLING - ..from the deck of the Swedish freighter,
0:28:48 > 0:28:51the Gustav Gustavson bound for Helsinki.
0:28:51 > 0:28:58Helsinki?!
0:28:53 > 0:28:58I'm glad you're taking this well. Why not leave Mrs Steinmetz alone?
0:28:58 > 0:29:00Why you...!!
0:29:00 > 0:29:04HE RANTS INCOHERENTLY
0:29:04 > 0:29:07Haaaaaaaa...!!
0:29:07 > 0:29:09RANTING CONTINUES
0:29:14 > 0:29:18Don't worry, you'll feel better by morning.
0:29:17 > 0:29:21Don't talk like an idiot! I feel better now.
0:29:21 > 0:29:26Alonzo Hawk may be betrayed but he is never defeated. Out of my way!
0:29:26 > 0:29:31Since none of you pitiful excuses for men have the muscle
0:29:31 > 0:29:34to move a feeble old lady, I'll do it myself,
0:29:34 > 0:29:37like I have to do everything.
0:29:37 > 0:29:39- Now, now...- Shut up!
0:29:39 > 0:29:43I'll start at number one - harassment. I wrote the book on it.
0:29:43 > 0:29:49Shut off her phone, her water, send health and building inspectors.
0:29:49 > 0:29:53Steal her dog!
0:29:50 > 0:29:53She doesn't have a dog.
0:29:53 > 0:29:57No dog?! A little old lady in a place like that?
0:29:56 > 0:30:01Who looks out for her, how's she get around?
0:29:59 > 0:30:01She has a little car she uses.
0:30:01 > 0:30:05Well, go and pick it up!
0:30:03 > 0:30:05Yes, Mr Hawk.
0:30:05 > 0:30:08Bunch of lame brains... Hold it! You fellas
0:30:08 > 0:30:12will probably even foul up this simple task.
0:30:12 > 0:30:16The first team is on the job now. I'll get it myself.
0:30:18 > 0:30:21Overeducated pinheads!
0:30:24 > 0:30:29Take notes! See how the grown-ups do it. You may be unaware of it,
0:30:29 > 0:30:34but I began my fabulous career repossessing motorcars.
0:30:34 > 0:30:38At the age of 19 I was the best-known repossessor of cars
0:30:38 > 0:30:42west of the Mississippi. Hot-Wire Hawk!
0:30:42 > 0:30:44Observe, gentlemen.
0:30:44 > 0:30:47Screwdriver, pair of pliers,
0:30:47 > 0:30:50and a piece of wire. Now check your watches!
0:30:50 > 0:30:53I will return with the object of my task
0:30:53 > 0:30:56in 15 minutes or less. Let's go!
0:31:16 > 0:31:17DOOR BUZZER
0:31:24 > 0:31:30Nobody home, sir.
0:31:25 > 0:31:30Thank you, Maxwell. I'll not be needing you anymore today.
0:31:40 > 0:31:42LOCK CLICKS
0:31:55 > 0:31:58ENGINE STARTS
0:31:58 > 0:32:03Learn something young and you'll never forget it.
0:32:03 > 0:32:11Except a six-year-old could steal this one-cylinder hair dryer!
0:32:07 > 0:32:11BRAKES SQUEAL
0:32:11 > 0:32:12HE GRUNTS
0:32:12 > 0:32:14CAR HORNS BLARE
0:32:20 > 0:32:22QUIET!!
0:32:24 > 0:32:29All right, buddy, let's get this thing... Oh, Mr Hawk.
0:32:29 > 0:32:34What are you doing in this little car?
0:32:31 > 0:32:34Just shut up and push!
0:32:34 > 0:32:38Certainly, Mr Hawk. One tiny thing. Is the car
0:32:38 > 0:32:42out of gear, sir?
0:32:39 > 0:32:42Of course it is, you nitwit!! Just push!
0:32:42 > 0:32:45All right, Mr Hawk.
0:32:49 > 0:32:51OK, push.
0:32:54 > 0:32:57ENGINE STARTS
0:33:00 > 0:33:05Hey, wait a minute! What're you doing to my cab...?
0:33:03 > 0:33:05THEY ALL SHOUT AT ONCE
0:33:05 > 0:33:11Are we trying to get tough, Mr Hawk?
0:33:08 > 0:33:11Don't you dare threaten me!
0:33:11 > 0:33:13All right, Mr Hawk.
0:33:13 > 0:33:17Well?
0:33:15 > 0:33:17Three minutes to go.
0:33:18 > 0:33:20Hello, Commissioner.
0:33:23 > 0:33:25Got a little problem.
0:33:25 > 0:33:28We gotta tow him out of here.
0:33:28 > 0:33:34Now, Mr Hawk, sit quietly this time. Don't touch the pedals or gears.
0:33:34 > 0:33:37Don't order me around! I shall do as I please.
0:33:37 > 0:33:41The Commissioner shall hear about this.
0:33:41 > 0:33:47I AM the Commissioner.
0:33:42 > 0:33:47Then why are you wearing that monkey suit? The Commissioner
0:33:46 > 0:33:50would dress in dignified clothes.
0:33:50 > 0:33:52This is my dress uniform!
0:33:52 > 0:33:56I'm going to a ceremony for "I Am A Policeman Day".
0:33:56 > 0:33:59OK, let's go.
0:34:32 > 0:34:36'Commissioner, call your office. There's been an accident.
0:34:36 > 0:34:39'See the man, see the man.'
0:34:39 > 0:34:45One minute. He'll never make it.
0:34:41 > 0:34:45If Mr Hawk says he'll do it, he'll... Here he is!
0:34:46 > 0:34:49Whoooaaaa...!
0:34:49 > 0:34:53Get that car, dead or alive!
0:34:50 > 0:34:53Right away, sir...
0:34:53 > 0:34:55Mr Hawk.
0:34:55 > 0:34:59If you'll sign a few of these citations,
0:34:59 > 0:35:02compliments of the Commissioner.
0:35:03 > 0:35:06Well, he's got more stuff than I thought.
0:35:06 > 0:35:08Yes,
0:35:08 > 0:35:13I'm sorry he's going, too. All right, see you later. Bye-bye.
0:35:13 > 0:35:19'Flight 38, for Las Vegas...'
0:35:15 > 0:35:19Mother, you've never saw Uncle Alonzo in such a rage.
0:35:19 > 0:35:24He's probably having the airport watched. But he won't find me.
0:35:24 > 0:35:26I'm in disguise. Disguise.
0:35:26 > 0:35:29A beard and a moustache.
0:35:29 > 0:35:32I know I promised not to grow a beard.
0:35:31 > 0:35:36Don't you understand? It isn't real. No.
0:35:36 > 0:35:39I will not go and apologise to Uncle Alonzo.
0:35:39 > 0:35:42He is a greedy, unscrupulous,
0:35:42 > 0:35:44no-good, er...
0:35:44 > 0:35:47..thieving, er, er....
0:35:47 > 0:35:50er, coyote. Yes. Thank you, miss.
0:35:50 > 0:35:53Oh...
0:35:53 > 0:35:57No, Mother, my asthma's fine. Nothing's wrong!
0:35:57 > 0:35:59Everything is...fine now.
0:36:00 > 0:36:03This is the turning point of my life.
0:36:03 > 0:36:07Uncle Alonzo pushed me around, you told me what to do
0:36:07 > 0:36:11and then I met this... perfectly wonderful girl.
0:36:11 > 0:36:13I was even afraid of her,
0:36:13 > 0:36:15till now.
0:36:15 > 0:36:21I've just decided something, Mother. I will not be a rabbit anymore.
0:36:21 > 0:36:22Goodbye, Mother.
0:36:25 > 0:36:28Ow! Oom...!
0:36:31 > 0:36:34Come along, Herbie, off to market.
0:36:35 > 0:36:37Thank you, Herbie.
0:36:37 > 0:36:39ENGINE STARTS
0:36:42 > 0:36:46Let me see now. Half a dozen tomatoes.
0:36:46 > 0:36:49Um, the broccoli looked very nice yesterday.
0:36:49 > 0:36:52And, er, what else was there?
0:37:05 > 0:37:07We can see the car, sir!
0:37:21 > 0:37:26Moving in for the kill, Mr Hawk.
0:37:23 > 0:37:26They're moving in for the kill now.
0:37:32 > 0:37:38Well, what happened? You were moving in for the kill!
0:37:35 > 0:37:38Um, a little premature, sir.
0:37:38 > 0:37:42She's a desperate woman. Don't worry, she won't get away.
0:37:53 > 0:37:56Another shortcut, Herbie?
0:38:05 > 0:38:07Where is she now?
0:38:07 > 0:38:12Still going up and up. Incredible. She's driving like a madman.
0:38:23 > 0:38:26Oh, Herbie, behave yourself.
0:38:26 > 0:38:29You knocked my glasses off. Tut!
0:38:30 > 0:38:33Well, where on earth is she?
0:38:33 > 0:38:37BEEPING
0:38:34 > 0:38:37Don't answer it! It'll be Hawk.
0:38:40 > 0:38:41Look!
0:38:45 > 0:38:49No, sir. The phone didn't ring. Did you try to call us?
0:38:49 > 0:38:55Did you grab the car?!
0:38:51 > 0:38:55Any moment now. There it goes. Into the Palace Hotel.
0:38:55 > 0:38:57The Palace Hotel?!
0:38:57 > 0:39:00May I draw your attention
0:39:00 > 0:39:02to the superb baby shrimp?
0:39:05 > 0:39:10Fine, Herbie. But I'm sure this isn't the way to the market.
0:39:10 > 0:39:14Gentlemen, have you a reservation?
0:39:12 > 0:39:14There it is!
0:39:14 > 0:39:19Someone stop her!
0:39:16 > 0:39:19Don't let her get away. C'mon, let's go.
0:39:25 > 0:39:29I get the creeps from that weird little car...
0:39:29 > 0:39:32- What's wrong with you? - There it is.
0:39:32 > 0:39:35Millicent, don't get hysterical.
0:39:35 > 0:39:39Take an aspirin and lie down. One of us must keep our nerve.
0:39:48 > 0:39:50C'mon, move it!
0:39:56 > 0:40:01Stop wool-gathering, Herbie. We really must get to the market.
0:40:03 > 0:40:07Uh-oh! Oh...!
0:40:04 > 0:40:07Look out, it's coming back!
0:40:07 > 0:40:09Ohhhh...!
0:40:26 > 0:40:32Grandma, I was worried about you. Are you all right?
0:40:29 > 0:40:32Fine. I had a drive over the bridge.
0:40:32 > 0:40:37Let me help, Mrs Steinmetz.
0:40:34 > 0:40:37Mr Whitfield! Hello, again.
0:40:37 > 0:40:41I thought you were going to Missouri.
0:40:39 > 0:40:41Oh, Nicole spoke to me.
0:40:41 > 0:40:46He'll help us fight his uncle.
0:40:43 > 0:40:46Wonderful! Do stay for dinner.
0:40:46 > 0:40:49I've already invited him.
0:40:49 > 0:40:52Take them to the kitchen, Mr Whitfield.
0:40:51 > 0:40:52Yeah, thank you.
0:40:54 > 0:40:59What a fine young man! You look so right together.
0:40:59 > 0:41:02Oh...
0:41:00 > 0:41:02Is there anything I can do?
0:41:02 > 0:41:05There is one thing, Grandma.
0:41:05 > 0:41:08Just let nature
0:41:07 > 0:41:14take its course.
0:41:09 > 0:41:14Oh, yes, dear. I wouldn't want to interfere for anything.
0:41:14 > 0:41:15Oh...
0:41:15 > 0:41:21We'll need more broccoli now. Can you and Willoughby get some?
0:41:18 > 0:41:21Sure.
0:41:21 > 0:41:26And you should drive down to the beach afterwards...
0:41:24 > 0:41:26Grandma!
0:41:26 > 0:41:31We'll just go get some broccoli.
0:41:28 > 0:41:31Yes, dear. Of course.
0:41:34 > 0:41:39I won't say another word, Herbie. There's nothing I can do.
0:41:41 > 0:41:46Of course, I can't help it if you happen to have a mind of your own.
0:41:46 > 0:41:48Can I?
0:41:52 > 0:41:56I should have said that I don't like broccoli.
0:42:07 > 0:42:09Herbie, where are you going?
0:42:12 > 0:42:17The young lady and gentlemen have turned to the north.
0:42:25 > 0:42:32It seems they're not immediately returning to the fire house.
0:42:29 > 0:42:32See that they don't. Do anything,
0:42:32 > 0:42:38but don't let them return there until after dark. You read me?
0:42:37 > 0:42:38Perfectly, sir.
0:42:41 > 0:42:44Grandma put him up to this!
0:42:44 > 0:42:47Where's he taking us?
0:42:45 > 0:42:47I don't know but I could guess.
0:42:59 > 0:43:03Pardon me, sir. Is this the only road from the beach?
0:43:03 > 0:43:05Yep.
0:43:05 > 0:43:08Would you care, sir, to earn 50?
0:43:08 > 0:43:12Don't mind.
0:43:09 > 0:43:12We wish you to obstruct that road for two hours.
0:43:12 > 0:43:17My employer plans a surprise party...
0:43:14 > 0:43:17Don't explain, just pay the money.
0:43:19 > 0:43:22It's very romantic here, don't you think?
0:43:22 > 0:43:30I've never heard the word romantic in a real conversation before.
0:43:27 > 0:43:30I hope I wasn't being too forward.
0:43:30 > 0:43:32But it is romantic.
0:43:32 > 0:43:36I think that's what Grandma had in mind.
0:43:36 > 0:43:39She thought the Pacific VERY romantic!
0:43:39 > 0:43:43The Captain proposed to her on the beach, 50 years ago.
0:43:47 > 0:43:52I'm sorry I punched you the first time I met you.
0:43:50 > 0:43:52Oh, that's OK.
0:43:52 > 0:43:56And it wasn't nice to hit you with a lobster.
0:43:54 > 0:43:56It's OK.
0:43:56 > 0:44:00You can hit me back, if you want.
0:43:58 > 0:44:00That isn't exactly
0:44:00 > 0:44:02what I had in mind.
0:44:09 > 0:44:10Oh...
0:44:15 > 0:44:17Herbie!
0:44:17 > 0:44:19Oh...!
0:44:19 > 0:44:22Oh, it's time we headed back.
0:44:25 > 0:44:30Herbie, c'mon! Leave that seagull alone!
0:44:31 > 0:44:33Herbie!
0:44:33 > 0:44:38I wish that car would learn to mind. Herbie, please!
0:44:38 > 0:44:41Herbie!
0:44:41 > 0:44:43Heel, Herbie.
0:44:46 > 0:44:48See? Just needs a firm hand.
0:44:48 > 0:44:53You know, Willoughby, sometimes you really surprise me.
0:45:02 > 0:45:04Hey, what's happening?
0:45:08 > 0:45:10HORN BLARES
0:45:12 > 0:45:17Sorry, sir. My rear axle's frozen.
0:45:17 > 0:45:19- - But how can we...?- Sorry.
0:45:29 > 0:45:31- No, Herbie!- Whoooaaa...
0:45:32 > 0:45:33Oooohhhh...
0:45:37 > 0:45:40Oooohhh...
0:45:43 > 0:45:45Ahhhh...
0:45:45 > 0:45:47Oh!
0:45:48 > 0:45:50Ahhh...
0:45:53 > 0:45:56Oh...! Well, here we are.
0:46:04 > 0:46:08Nicole, quickly pull your hand back inside.
0:46:08 > 0:46:12Why?
0:46:09 > 0:46:12We've got company.
0:46:10 > 0:46:12SHE GASPS
0:46:12 > 0:46:15That's silly! Why would a shark
0:46:15 > 0:46:19follow a Volkswagen?
0:46:16 > 0:46:19He thinks the same as me - we're sure to sink.
0:46:27 > 0:46:31Excuse me, do you know the way to San Francisco?
0:46:31 > 0:46:35Yeah, man. Up the beach road, first left, second right.
0:46:35 > 0:46:40Thank you.
0:46:37 > 0:46:40Whoooaaaaa!
0:46:56 > 0:46:58Old Number 22! It's gone!
0:46:58 > 0:47:00What?!
0:47:04 > 0:47:07They came with a big truck.
0:47:07 > 0:47:09Everything's gone.
0:47:11 > 0:47:16Who did it?
0:47:13 > 0:47:16It said on the truck...
0:47:15 > 0:47:18Alonzo Hawk Van and Storage.
0:47:19 > 0:47:24Have you never jemmied a lock before?
0:47:21 > 0:47:24No. It's not a hobby of mine.
0:47:24 > 0:47:27Hurry. We can't just stand here.
0:47:26 > 0:47:27ENGINE STARTS
0:47:29 > 0:47:32Good for Herbie!
0:47:34 > 0:47:38'Halt. You are caught on our surveillance.
0:47:38 > 0:47:40'You will be surrounded by agents
0:47:40 > 0:47:46'of Alonzo Hawk Security. Touch nothing or you will be prosecuted.'
0:47:46 > 0:47:50Don't talk to me like that! I want my things and I'll get them!
0:47:50 > 0:47:53Er, it's a recording.
0:47:52 > 0:47:53I don't care if it is!
0:47:53 > 0:47:58'You are caught on our surveillance...'
0:47:56 > 0:47:58Let's find your things.
0:48:01 > 0:48:05'Touch nothing or you will be prosecuted...'
0:48:23 > 0:48:27Nothing here. Maybe we'd better...
0:48:25 > 0:48:27FAIRGROUND MUSIC PLAYS
0:48:36 > 0:48:38All right, hold it!
0:48:39 > 0:48:42OK, get your hands up!
0:48:42 > 0:48:45MOURNFUL MUSIC PLAYS
0:48:46 > 0:48:51Don't get fresh with me, young man.
0:48:49 > 0:48:51She must be the ring leader.
0:48:51 > 0:48:54C'mon, grandma, move it. Hands up!
0:48:54 > 0:48:58I most certainly will not. If you say please,
0:48:58 > 0:49:02I might consider it.
0:48:59 > 0:49:02All right. Please.
0:49:04 > 0:49:08There, you see, it wasn't so difficult after all.
0:49:08 > 0:49:11Mind your manners and life will be easier
0:49:11 > 0:49:14for all of us. Now will you be good enough
0:49:14 > 0:49:19to tell me exactly what you are doing with my furniture?!
0:49:22 > 0:49:25How do we know, lady? All I can tell you is
0:49:25 > 0:49:29nothing goes out without Mr Hawk's OK.
0:49:32 > 0:49:35Look out, Smitty! Run!
0:49:50 > 0:49:53Hey, we're cut off! How we gonna get out of here?
0:49:53 > 0:49:57Smitty, Mr Hawk won't be happy about this.
0:49:57 > 0:49:59FAIRGROUND MUSIC PLAYS
0:50:27 > 0:50:30Oh... Evening, Mother.
0:50:32 > 0:50:35Ain't you a mite old for a stewardess?
0:50:38 > 0:50:43Been a lot of changes since the day I came to visit this town.
0:50:43 > 0:50:45HE SIGHS
0:50:45 > 0:50:49Barnsdorf, stop worrying about your equipment.
0:50:49 > 0:50:53You're paying me 80 grand a day.
0:50:51 > 0:50:53Stop bothering...
0:50:53 > 0:50:57I have broken the old lady's spirit. Yeah.
0:50:57 > 0:51:01I've taken her furniture. She's in an empty fire house
0:51:01 > 0:51:03ready to listen to reason.
0:51:03 > 0:51:09Barnsdorf, I guarantee you can start digging on Monday morning.
0:51:09 > 0:51:11TELEPHONE RINGS
0:51:11 > 0:51:13Yeah?
0:51:15 > 0:51:19What?!
0:51:16 > 0:51:19Yes, sir. They got away with everything.
0:51:19 > 0:51:24Call the Mobile Security Force! We'll nail them to the wall!
0:51:29 > 0:51:34Stop at the top. We'll figure how to get down the other side.
0:51:34 > 0:51:36HE GRUNTS
0:51:36 > 0:51:40Oh... I was saying, little lady,
0:51:40 > 0:51:45I was doing fine until I got into that sheep-dip you call liquor
0:51:45 > 0:51:47in this town.
0:51:47 > 0:51:50My name is Judson.
0:51:51 > 0:51:55Got a cow ranch a few hundred miles north of here.
0:51:55 > 0:51:57Been there for over 40 years,
0:51:57 > 0:51:59so when I get to town
0:51:59 > 0:52:02I like to stir up a little excitement.
0:52:02 > 0:52:05- HE SLURS: - Like last time I was here...!
0:52:11 > 0:52:14I'll get a rope and tie us up nice and snug.
0:52:24 > 0:52:28Oh, no. Looks like Uncle Alonzo!
0:52:29 > 0:52:32No, Herbie, don't do it!
0:52:33 > 0:52:35Ohhhh!
0:52:39 > 0:52:41After him!
0:52:52 > 0:52:54Faster, faster!
0:52:54 > 0:52:57Oh, Herbie, now you've got us in a mess.
0:53:03 > 0:53:06Now, Herbie, stop this minute!
0:53:06 > 0:53:10Ohhhh...!
0:53:07 > 0:53:10Hey, watch out!
0:53:15 > 0:53:19Just look what you done to my pretzels!
0:53:29 > 0:53:31Mrs Steinmetz?!
0:53:31 > 0:53:34Mrs Steinmetz, put on the brake!
0:53:34 > 0:53:37You're a fine-looking woman! You married?
0:53:37 > 0:53:41No, the Captain's been gone many years. There he is.
0:53:41 > 0:53:47Captain Steinmetz. Hook and ladder, City of San Francisco. A fine man.
0:53:47 > 0:53:52Nice picture. You carry it around with you everywhere?
0:53:53 > 0:53:56Mrs Steinmetz! Use the handbrake...!
0:53:56 > 0:53:58HORN BLARES
0:54:01 > 0:54:03Ohhhh... Are you OK?
0:54:03 > 0:54:06I declare, li'l lady, you're a sight
0:54:06 > 0:54:12to make this country boy's heart flutter.
0:54:09 > 0:54:12Oh, I'm much too old.
0:54:12 > 0:54:17Whoo, hoo, the way I see it you're just about coming into your prime.
0:54:17 > 0:54:20GENTLE MUSIC PLAYS
0:54:22 > 0:54:27Can't that thing play something with a little more pep?
0:54:25 > 0:54:27UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS
0:54:34 > 0:54:36CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYS
0:54:44 > 0:54:48APPROACHING JANGLING NOISE
0:54:58 > 0:55:03How nice to see people dressing up for parties again.
0:55:03 > 0:55:07HORN BLARES
0:55:05 > 0:55:07Was that anyone we know?
0:55:08 > 0:55:15I think these cars go a lot faster than when I was a young fella.
0:55:13 > 0:55:15You can't stop progress.
0:55:15 > 0:55:18Look at that!
0:55:18 > 0:55:20C'mon, Herbie, help us.
0:55:27 > 0:55:30FRANTIC JANGLING MUSIC
0:55:43 > 0:55:45Steady, Herbie...
0:55:45 > 0:55:48C'mon, c'mon, move closer.
0:55:50 > 0:55:55Hurry, we're running out of street!
0:55:52 > 0:55:55Closer.
0:55:55 > 0:55:57A little more.
0:55:59 > 0:56:01Go on, jump!
0:56:01 > 0:56:04Whoooaaaa...
0:56:09 > 0:56:11Ohhhh...!
0:56:25 > 0:56:28Well, here's where I get off.
0:56:28 > 0:56:32Thanks for the ride, li'l lady. Appreciate it.
0:56:34 > 0:56:38Sure like to cross trails with you again, sometime.
0:56:39 > 0:56:44Are you all right, Grandma?
0:56:41 > 0:56:44Of course. I just met the most interesting man.
0:56:45 > 0:56:51Good morning, Grandma. Sleep well?
0:56:48 > 0:56:51Not a wink. I suddenly realised
0:56:50 > 0:56:57the trouble Alonzo Hawk gives me. I'll give him a piece of my mind.
0:56:55 > 0:56:57Oh, no, you don't...
0:56:57 > 0:57:01CAR HORN BLARES
0:56:58 > 0:57:01Oh, I have to go. Bye-bye, Grandma.
0:57:01 > 0:57:05And please, don't do anything foolish.
0:57:11 > 0:57:17Willoughby, I know Grandma - I think she's up to something.
0:57:15 > 0:57:17Oh, I'll keep her safe.
0:57:17 > 0:57:22Well, you better, or else I'll get tough again. Bye.
0:57:20 > 0:57:22Bye.
0:57:27 > 0:57:30- Where are you going? - To see Mr Hawk.
0:57:30 > 0:57:35No. You can't. You heard what Nicole said.
0:57:33 > 0:57:35Nicole is a sweet girl
0:57:35 > 0:57:37but she can't order me around.
0:57:37 > 0:57:40May I go with you?
0:57:38 > 0:57:40That won't be necessary.
0:57:40 > 0:57:44Well, I think Nicole would prefer it.
0:57:44 > 0:57:46Hey, come back!
0:57:45 > 0:57:48Mrs Steinmetz! Come back!
0:57:51 > 0:57:56This is a nasty whiplash, Mr Hawk. I think you try to do too much.
0:57:56 > 0:58:00I know, Millicent, but besides you, who can I depend on?
0:58:00 > 0:58:04I have to do... Who are those clowns?
0:58:04 > 0:58:07Your new lawyers, Mr Hawk. You fired the others.
0:58:07 > 0:58:12Look, fellas, I wanna tear down that fire house, OK?
0:58:12 > 0:58:17One moment, Mr Hawk. You have the necessary permit?
0:58:14 > 0:58:17Of course I don't have a permit!
0:58:17 > 0:58:23I don't even own the land yet!
0:58:19 > 0:58:23That would jeopardise the legality of your new building.
0:58:23 > 0:58:26- We can't... - Just get out of here!
0:58:26 > 0:58:29I don't hire you to tell me what I can't do.
0:58:29 > 0:58:32I hire you to tell me how I can do it.
0:58:32 > 0:58:34GO!!
0:58:35 > 0:58:41See? I'm let down. You know me - I'm enthusiastic, boyishly eager.
0:58:41 > 0:58:46All I get is cheap lawyer talk.
0:58:43 > 0:58:46Oh, poor Mr Hawk. It just isn't fair.
0:58:46 > 0:58:48Still, I will not falter.
0:58:48 > 0:58:54I'm like a sensitive, finely-tuned violin. All I need to restore me is
0:58:54 > 0:58:58a few moments of peace and quiet.
0:58:56 > 0:58:58BLASTING NOISE
0:59:00 > 0:59:02HEY! HEY!
0:59:04 > 0:59:06HEY!
0:59:14 > 0:59:17Hey!
0:59:17 > 0:59:18Turn it off! Hey!
0:59:20 > 0:59:22You idiot! What are you doing?
0:59:22 > 0:59:28Washing the windows. Mr Hawk's orders.
0:59:25 > 0:59:28I AM Mr Hawk! Get out of here!
0:59:28 > 0:59:31OK. Cancel the windows.
0:59:33 > 0:59:38And shut the window! Runs up the air conditioning bill!
0:59:36 > 0:59:38YOU'RE FIRED!
0:59:38 > 0:59:40Get your money and go.
0:59:40 > 0:59:42Mr Hawk's orders!
0:59:42 > 0:59:47They may harass me but don't let them ever think they have me beaten.
0:59:47 > 0:59:53That is when Alonzo Hawk is at his most dangerous.
0:59:51 > 0:59:53Yes, sir.
0:59:54 > 0:59:56Millicent,
0:59:56 > 0:59:58this is what I want you to do.
0:59:58 > 1:00:02I want you to try and get Fred Loostgarten on the phone.
1:00:02 > 1:00:06He worked for our wrecking company until I fired him.
1:00:06 > 1:00:09He has a one-horse operation of his own now.
1:00:14 > 1:00:16Yes. I think that's how
1:00:16 > 1:00:20Captain Steinmetz would handle the situation.
1:00:26 > 1:00:30Excuse me, do you know where Mr Hawk's office is?
1:00:30 > 1:00:35Yes, ma'am. 28 storeys up and six windows to the left.
1:00:35 > 1:00:38I'm sorry, I don't hear so good from this side.
1:00:38 > 1:00:4328th floor! Can't miss it.
1:00:40 > 1:00:43Thank you so much.
1:00:50 > 1:00:54No... Mrs Steinmetz! Stop!
1:00:55 > 1:00:58LIGHT JAZZ PLAYS
1:00:59 > 1:01:03Mrs Steinmetz, come back. Stop! Whoaaa...
1:01:03 > 1:01:05Mrs Steinmetz!
1:01:05 > 1:01:07Help!
1:01:07 > 1:01:09Grandma!
1:01:09 > 1:01:11Mrs Steinmetz!
1:01:11 > 1:01:14Help!
1:01:14 > 1:01:16H-Help!
1:01:16 > 1:01:20Whoo! Oohh... Mrs...? Grandma!
1:01:20 > 1:01:22Help!
1:01:22 > 1:01:24Mrs Steinmetz!
1:01:24 > 1:01:25Grandma! Help!
1:01:25 > 1:01:27Mrs Steinmetz!
1:01:27 > 1:01:29Help! Grandma!
1:01:29 > 1:01:33Is that you, Mr Whitfield? Where are you?
1:01:31 > 1:01:33Down here!
1:01:33 > 1:01:35Help me!
1:01:35 > 1:01:38Oh, there. Just a minute, I'm coming.
1:01:38 > 1:01:41No, no, stay there. Just take us down.
1:01:41 > 1:01:47Of course, Mr Whitfield. But first, promise to let me see Mr Hawk.
1:01:47 > 1:01:52Anything. I'll do anything you say.
1:01:49 > 1:01:52Very well, Mr Whitfield.
1:01:52 > 1:01:54Loostgarten, buddy! How are you?
1:01:54 > 1:01:59I know things haven't gone so well, but that's life, buddy.
1:01:59 > 1:02:06Yeah, right, Mr Hawk.
1:02:01 > 1:02:06I've been meaning to find a job for my buddy Loostgarten and here it is.
1:02:06 > 1:02:10You know that old fire house on the site for Hawk's Plaza?
1:02:10 > 1:02:15Yeah?
1:02:11 > 1:02:15Then get your wrecking ball and smash it.
1:02:15 > 1:02:19I want nothing left but itsy-bitsy splinters.
1:02:19 > 1:02:24Don't worry, Willoughby. I shall be quite polite. But firm!
1:02:26 > 1:02:32What do you mean, a permit? I'll get it tomorrow morning.
1:02:29 > 1:02:32But Mr Hawk, I...
1:02:32 > 1:02:35The job has to be done tonight!
1:02:35 > 1:02:37Take it or leave it!
1:02:36 > 1:02:42Millicent, my dear, put a cheque in the mail to Loostgarten.
1:02:42 > 1:02:46Loostgarten Wrecking Company. A thousand on account.
1:02:46 > 1:02:52Tonight he's gonna smash that crummy old fire house to matchwood!
1:02:52 > 1:02:54I'll teach that battle-axe!
1:03:01 > 1:03:03No, no. Grandma,
1:03:03 > 1:03:07he won't like that.
1:03:04 > 1:03:07I don't care what he likes!
1:03:07 > 1:03:13Knock down my home, will he?!
1:03:09 > 1:03:13Uncle Alonzo, meet Mrs Steinmetz.
1:03:11 > 1:03:13How do you do?
1:03:14 > 1:03:17Don't worry, it's under control.
1:03:20 > 1:03:23Now you've done it! Herbie gets very angry!
1:03:24 > 1:03:27Oh! Noooo...!
1:03:29 > 1:03:30No, no, no...
1:03:36 > 1:03:39Get out, get out! Get out!
1:03:42 > 1:03:45No! No... Go away!
1:03:46 > 1:03:48No, Herbie, stop.
1:03:48 > 1:03:50Ooh, wrong way.
1:03:52 > 1:03:56Stay away! Someone come in and stop this thing.
1:03:56 > 1:04:02Shouldn't we see what all those noises are?
1:03:59 > 1:04:02Mr Hawk said not to be disturbed.
1:04:04 > 1:04:07- CLUNK - Oof!
1:04:09 > 1:04:13Herbie...
1:04:10 > 1:04:13Er, Uncle. Now's a good time to explain...
1:04:13 > 1:04:15YOU?!
1:04:15 > 1:04:17YEEEAAAGGGHHH!
1:04:20 > 1:04:22Herbie, stop it!
1:04:28 > 1:04:31Are you going out for a while, Mr Hawk?
1:04:31 > 1:04:34Herbie!
1:04:32 > 1:04:34Got to get away...
1:04:35 > 1:04:38Morning, Millicent.
1:04:36 > 1:04:38Good morning.
1:04:38 > 1:04:41I told you Mr Hawk was busy.
1:05:00 > 1:05:02- PIGEONS COO - Ah, shut up!
1:05:02 > 1:05:04And get off my building!
1:05:05 > 1:05:10There must be some way to make this car behave.
1:05:10 > 1:05:15I don't like to threaten Herbie. He has been trying to help us.
1:05:15 > 1:05:18But there's one thing he's afraid of.
1:05:19 > 1:05:21Ohhh...
1:05:26 > 1:05:29WHOOOAAAA!
1:05:32 > 1:05:37Now stop, Herbie. Don't make me do it.
1:05:35 > 1:05:37Please do it, Grandma!
1:05:39 > 1:05:41Very well, Herbie.
1:05:43 > 1:05:47It so happens that I know this nice used-car lot...
1:05:47 > 1:05:52I would hate to call Mr Honest Al, the used-car man.
1:05:53 > 1:05:55Course, I'd never do it.
1:05:55 > 1:06:00I don't think Herbie believes I would, either. But it works.
1:06:05 > 1:06:08What a lovely morning.
1:06:08 > 1:06:11I thoroughly enjoyed it.
1:06:11 > 1:06:16Did we get the name of the man who plans to knock down my fire house?
1:06:16 > 1:06:18Oh.
1:06:18 > 1:06:22It was Loostgarten - the Loostgarten Wrecking Company.
1:06:22 > 1:06:24I'll write that down.
1:06:24 > 1:06:26We're going to need it.
1:06:27 > 1:06:31Thanks anyway, Millie. Millie works on Hawk's airline,
1:06:31 > 1:06:33but can't find his address.
1:06:33 > 1:06:37May I speak?
1:06:34 > 1:06:37No. You didn't even look after Grandma.
1:06:37 > 1:06:41We need his address or my idea won't work.
1:06:40 > 1:06:43I AM going to speak.
1:06:42 > 1:06:48See, I've sent Uncle Alonzo a card every Christmas since I was seven.
1:06:48 > 1:06:50And here's his address.
1:06:50 > 1:06:53Willoughby! Oh, you're wonderful!
1:06:54 > 1:06:56TELEPHONE RINGS
1:06:56 > 1:07:00Loostgarten speaking.
1:06:58 > 1:07:00This is Alonzo Hawk.
1:07:00 > 1:07:04Right, Mr Hawk.
1:07:02 > 1:07:04There's a change of plan.
1:07:04 > 1:07:07Don't knock down that fire house -
1:07:07 > 1:07:11instead, knock down 343, Oleander Heights. Got it?
1:07:11 > 1:07:16343, Oleander Heights.
1:07:13 > 1:07:16Right...
1:07:14 > 1:07:16Write it down!
1:07:16 > 1:07:21I don't want you blackballed in the wrecking-ball business,
1:07:21 > 1:07:24if you get what I mean.
1:07:24 > 1:07:27You were wonderful!
1:07:25 > 1:07:27Ohhh...
1:07:30 > 1:07:36Yes. I know it's three o'clock in the morning, but I can't sleep.
1:07:36 > 1:07:42You're my doctor, aren't ya?
1:07:37 > 1:07:42Sometimes, old-fashioned remedies seem to work best, Mr Hawk.
1:07:42 > 1:07:48Have you tried counting sheep?
1:07:44 > 1:07:48Sheep?!
1:07:46 > 1:07:48Picture in your mind's eye
1:07:48 > 1:07:51a grassy, green meadow,
1:07:51 > 1:07:55a white-washed three-railed fence
1:07:55 > 1:07:58and a flock of sweet little sheep.
1:07:58 > 1:08:01They begin to jump over the fence.
1:08:01 > 1:08:03One sheep...
1:08:03 > 1:08:05Six sheep.
1:08:05 > 1:08:06Seven sheep.
1:08:06 > 1:08:09Eight sheep.
1:08:09 > 1:08:11Nine sheep.
1:08:11 > 1:08:13Ten...
1:08:13 > 1:08:15HE SNORES
1:08:20 > 1:08:22BLEATING
1:08:54 > 1:08:56DOGS WHINE
1:09:00 > 1:09:02INDIAN DRUMMING
1:09:19 > 1:09:22HE GRUNTS LIKE A GORILLA
1:09:38 > 1:09:40TELEPHONE RINGS
1:09:44 > 1:09:45Yeah, what is it...
1:09:45 > 1:09:51Sorry to phone so late, Mr Hawk, but in my job I mustn't make mistakes.
1:09:51 > 1:09:56'What're you talking about?'
1:09:53 > 1:09:56That address you gave me?
1:09:54 > 1:09:56'What about it?!'
1:09:56 > 1:10:01343, Oleander Heights. You're sure it's the right address?
1:10:01 > 1:10:06Of course, you idiot! I know it as well as I know my own address.
1:10:08 > 1:10:10Wait a minute...
1:10:10 > 1:10:12It IS my own address!
1:10:12 > 1:10:14THUD!
1:10:24 > 1:10:27HE COUGHS AND SPLUTTERS
1:10:29 > 1:10:31Loostgarten!
1:10:31 > 1:10:34No! Not this! This is my house,
1:10:34 > 1:10:35you dumb jerk!
1:10:35 > 1:10:40Loostgarten, this time you're really through! Whoaaa...
1:10:42 > 1:10:45You...!!
1:10:56 > 1:11:00We beat him!
1:10:58 > 1:11:00I knew he'd cave in with that heat.
1:11:00 > 1:11:03TELEPHONE RINGS
1:11:03 > 1:11:05Hello?
1:11:05 > 1:11:08Oh... Good morning, Mr Hawk.
1:11:08 > 1:11:12Now it's over I had to phone to say how much I admire
1:11:12 > 1:11:18the plucky fight you put up for that sweet little fire house.
1:11:16 > 1:11:18Oh, thank you, Mr Hawk.
1:11:18 > 1:11:23What caused my change of heart was an accident to my own little house.
1:11:23 > 1:11:28I saw how terrible it is to lose something you really love.
1:11:28 > 1:11:33What happened, Mr Hawk?
1:11:29 > 1:11:33Oh, well, a very confused man came along
1:11:33 > 1:11:37and knocked down the whole side, smashed it to rubble.
1:11:37 > 1:11:40Someone knocked down Mr Hawk's house.
1:11:40 > 1:11:44Ohhhh...!
1:11:41 > 1:11:44Oh, what a rotten shame!
1:11:44 > 1:11:48It served a purpose. I now know I can't knock down
1:11:48 > 1:11:54any more beautiful old buildings. So don't worry your sweet grey head
1:11:54 > 1:11:56any more, is that clear?
1:11:56 > 1:11:59Yes, Mr Hawk. Thank you, Mr Hawk.
1:11:59 > 1:12:05And Mrs Steinmetz, I'll drop by one day and have a cup of tea with you.
1:12:05 > 1:12:07Bye.
1:12:07 > 1:12:12I always said you'd do the finer thing, Mr Hawk.
1:12:10 > 1:12:12What do you mean, fat-head?
1:12:12 > 1:12:15Well, giving up Hawk Plaza.
1:12:15 > 1:12:19Are you fooled by my phoney story?!
1:12:17 > 1:12:19You can't go back on this.
1:12:19 > 1:12:23Oh, yes, I can! I can say I was misquoted.
1:12:23 > 1:12:27I can say they printed the story to discredit me.
1:12:27 > 1:12:29It's an old gag,
1:12:29 > 1:12:31it's out of my bag of tricks.
1:12:31 > 1:12:36We're still going after the old lady?
1:12:33 > 1:12:36Right for the jugular vein, baby.
1:12:36 > 1:12:38Right for the old jugular.
1:12:39 > 1:12:44I wish Grandma would hurry up. Can't celebrate without her.
1:12:44 > 1:12:49Still, it's a chance to talk without something always happening.
1:12:49 > 1:12:51Oh, thank you.
1:12:54 > 1:12:59Nicole, there's something I want to say.
1:12:57 > 1:12:59What is it, Willoughby?
1:12:59 > 1:13:03Did I ever tell you that my great-grandfather Whitfield
1:13:03 > 1:13:07was one of the first men to go over Niagara Falls
1:13:07 > 1:13:09in a barrel?
1:13:11 > 1:13:14Oh, well, was he all right after?
1:13:13 > 1:13:17Who knows? They never found him.
1:13:15 > 1:13:17I'll go call Grandma.
1:13:20 > 1:13:25The giant lobster is very good, sir. Oh, of course. No lobster.
1:13:26 > 1:13:29I meant to call, dear. I just thought to myself
1:13:29 > 1:13:36what a fine time those two young people must be having without me.
1:13:34 > 1:13:36Grandma, I love you very much
1:13:36 > 1:13:41but I've had enough of your match-making. Get over here.
1:13:41 > 1:13:45If I do marry Willoughby, I'd like to nail him myself.
1:13:45 > 1:13:50Well, go ahead without me, dear. I'll have a quiet evening at home.
1:13:51 > 1:13:53Bye, dear.
1:13:53 > 1:13:58Now, go on with your wonderful tale about the cows, Mr Judson.
1:13:58 > 1:14:02I swear I never seen a handsome woman
1:14:01 > 1:14:06like yourself who had such an interest in cows.
1:14:04 > 1:14:06JANGLY MUSIC
1:14:06 > 1:14:09It's quite natural, Mr Judson.
1:14:09 > 1:14:11After all, a cow is not only useful
1:14:11 > 1:14:16but a highly decorative animal.
1:14:13 > 1:14:16Ain't it just?!
1:14:18 > 1:14:20Well, erm, as I was saying,
1:14:20 > 1:14:24I got this little 200 acre spread up in Oregon...
1:14:30 > 1:14:34What on earth are you doing?
1:14:32 > 1:14:34I'm not quite sure.
1:14:34 > 1:14:36I think I saw this once in a movie.
1:14:54 > 1:14:56HEAVY RUMBLING
1:15:03 > 1:15:06MUSIC GOES WILD
1:15:14 > 1:15:16Oh, no!
1:15:24 > 1:15:26Just let me get my hands on
1:15:26 > 1:15:31the brute responsible for this!
1:15:28 > 1:15:31Horse-whippin' is too good for him.
1:15:38 > 1:15:40What on earth...?
1:15:49 > 1:15:50It's Mr Hawk!
1:15:50 > 1:15:54ENGINE STARTS
1:15:51 > 1:15:54Herbie, don't you dare!
1:15:59 > 1:16:02Every man for himself!
1:16:07 > 1:16:12Herbie must have gone for help.
1:16:09 > 1:16:12Hope he makes it. We must be cut off.
1:16:12 > 1:16:15OK, Steinmetz, we know you're in there.
1:16:17 > 1:16:20We got you surrounded.
1:16:22 > 1:16:25You got ten minutes to gather your stuff and go,
1:16:25 > 1:16:29before I grind this dump to powder.
1:16:29 > 1:16:34Hold on, mister! This li'l lady's under my protection. She stays!
1:16:34 > 1:16:37Ten minutes, Steinmetz!
1:16:37 > 1:16:40To get back to my great-grandfather,
1:16:40 > 1:16:45I don't think I put it quite right. What I wanted to say was,
1:16:46 > 1:16:48though we Whitfield men
1:16:48 > 1:16:50look like rabbits,
1:16:50 > 1:16:53we have always liked a challenge.
1:16:53 > 1:16:59The scent of danger in our nostrils, the high road to adventure.
1:16:57 > 1:16:59Yes, Willoughby?
1:16:59 > 1:17:02That's why I want to go on seeing you.
1:17:02 > 1:17:06Not to deprecate your beauty, but you carry a feeling of danger,
1:17:06 > 1:17:11of something about to happen.
1:17:08 > 1:17:11CAR HORN
1:17:11 > 1:17:13You're right, Willoughby!
1:17:21 > 1:17:23HORN BLARES
1:17:31 > 1:17:34Looks like we've just picked up a friend.
1:17:35 > 1:17:37HORN BLARES
1:17:57 > 1:18:02Three minutes to go, Steinmetz, this is your last chance!
1:18:02 > 1:18:04Make your play, Hawk.
1:18:04 > 1:18:06We're standing pat.
1:18:07 > 1:18:13The Captain would have liked you, Mr Judson. You're his kind of man.
1:18:11 > 1:18:13Thank you, ma'am.
1:18:13 > 1:18:15BUGLE CHARGE
1:18:18 > 1:18:20Hey!
1:19:06 > 1:19:09Attention! One minute to zero.
1:19:09 > 1:19:11Gentlemen,
1:19:11 > 1:19:13start your engines.
1:19:13 > 1:19:15ENGINES ROAR
1:19:15 > 1:19:18Here they come. We're ready for 'em!
1:19:28 > 1:19:34I think Captain Steinmetz would have liked you to wear this.
1:19:32 > 1:19:34Well,
1:19:34 > 1:19:36I'd be proud to, li'l lady.
1:19:37 > 1:19:39Mighty proud.
1:19:40 > 1:19:43Power shovel one, ready?
1:19:43 > 1:19:46Ready, Mr Hawk.
1:19:44 > 1:19:46Full speed ahead! Go!
1:19:52 > 1:19:55Fire.
1:19:58 > 1:20:00Hey!
1:20:01 > 1:20:04Stop! Help!
1:20:03 > 1:20:04Cease fire.
1:20:07 > 1:20:12Good shooting, Mr Judson.
1:20:09 > 1:20:12That one won't bother us for a while.
1:20:12 > 1:20:17Harry, move in with the crawler!
1:20:15 > 1:20:17All right, Mr Hawk!
1:20:19 > 1:20:20Fire!
1:20:22 > 1:20:24Hey, stop it! No!
1:20:24 > 1:20:26HE LAUGHS
1:20:26 > 1:20:28Cease fire.
1:20:28 > 1:20:32There goes another. They're on the run. Fire!
1:20:34 > 1:20:35Oh, no...!
1:20:42 > 1:20:45Are you all right?
1:20:43 > 1:20:45Don't worry about me.
1:20:45 > 1:20:49What we got to worry about is we're out of ammunition.
1:20:49 > 1:20:52This time we all go in together!
1:20:52 > 1:20:55We got nothing to regret, li'l lady.
1:20:55 > 1:20:58We done our best.
1:20:58 > 1:21:01Reeeaaadddyyyy...!
1:21:02 > 1:21:04CAR HORNS
1:21:09 > 1:21:11Drive! Drive!
1:21:55 > 1:21:58Hi, Grandma!
1:21:58 > 1:22:00Hi, there!
1:22:00 > 1:22:02Why, that rascal!
1:22:02 > 1:22:06There's a man there. That's why she didn't come out!
1:22:11 > 1:22:12Faster. Faster!
1:22:12 > 1:22:14Faster!
1:22:14 > 1:22:17Wait a minute... Back!
1:22:21 > 1:22:26Why not look where you're going?
1:22:23 > 1:22:26Don't raise your voice to me, you myopic oaf!
1:22:28 > 1:22:31Hey, whaddaya think you're...? Whooaaa!
1:22:44 > 1:22:49All right, Herbie, enough, now.
1:22:46 > 1:22:49Think you're going to make him stop? Fat chance!
1:22:49 > 1:22:53Herbie, stop or you can't come to the wedding.
1:22:55 > 1:22:58SIREN
1:23:03 > 1:23:07Ah. You again, Mr Hawk...
1:23:05 > 1:23:07Save me. Save me!
1:23:07 > 1:23:09They're after me, after me!
1:23:09 > 1:23:12Who's after you?
1:23:12 > 1:23:15Little cars. Hundreds of 'em. Look, idiot!
1:23:17 > 1:23:22Mr Hawk, do you mind coming to my place of business?
1:23:20 > 1:23:22I'd be happy to! I... Ooh!
1:23:25 > 1:23:27And what happened then?
1:23:27 > 1:23:32Willoughby told Herbie to stop or he couldn't come to the wedding.
1:23:32 > 1:23:35Wait a minute. What wedding?
1:23:35 > 1:23:38BELL CLANGS
1:23:42 > 1:23:44PLAYS WEDDING MARCH
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