0:00:13 > 0:00:16TRUMPET SOLO
0:00:33 > 0:00:35CONGA MUSIC
0:01:11 > 0:01:14God!
0:01:12 > 0:01:14So bloated.
0:01:14 > 0:01:17- She's bingeing. - Bingeing? She's fat.
0:01:24 > 0:01:25Honey?
0:01:28 > 0:01:30I thought I'd lost you, honey.
0:01:34 > 0:01:36I think it's a thyroid problem.
0:01:36 > 0:01:38I think she's just fat.
0:02:05 > 0:02:07What's wrong? What's wrong, honey?
0:02:07 > 0:02:10- It's too soon.- Oh!
0:02:10 > 0:02:12Guys, come here!
0:02:12 > 0:02:15HORN TOOTS
0:02:15 > 0:02:18Easy.
0:02:23 > 0:02:25Brian, what's happening?
0:02:25 > 0:02:29Help! Would someone please help me? I have an emergency here!
0:02:29 > 0:02:31Yeah, call the doctor.
0:02:31 > 0:02:34Please, can you call Dr Benfante?
0:02:34 > 0:02:36BEEPING
0:02:36 > 0:02:39Oh, I'm sorry.
0:02:37 > 0:02:39Help me! Help me, please!
0:02:45 > 0:02:47BEEPING
0:02:47 > 0:02:50No, I don't have anything.
0:02:50 > 0:02:52Honey, it's your tin!
0:02:52 > 0:02:53Oh!
0:02:54 > 0:02:56OK.
0:02:59 > 0:03:01No smoking.
0:03:02 > 0:03:04I'm gonna quit tomorrow. I swear.
0:03:06 > 0:03:08No, sideways. Come through. That's it.
0:03:08 > 0:03:12When are you due, ma'am?
0:03:10 > 0:03:12Not for seven months.
0:03:18 > 0:03:20GROANING
0:03:22 > 0:03:25EVERYONE TALKS AT ONCE
0:03:28 > 0:03:30You had Lamaze?
0:03:30 > 0:03:33I haven't even signed up for the course yet.
0:03:33 > 0:03:36I'm only two months along. Ow!
0:03:36 > 0:03:39That's the epidural talking.
0:03:37 > 0:03:39She hasn't had one.
0:03:39 > 0:03:41What are you babbling about?
0:03:41 > 0:03:43Ow! It's too soon!
0:03:43 > 0:03:47It's too soon, Brian!
0:03:45 > 0:03:47Here he comes.
0:03:47 > 0:03:49OK, calm down.
0:03:49 > 0:03:52Take it easy. Calm down. Everybody calm down.
0:03:52 > 0:03:54It's too early for contractions.
0:03:55 > 0:03:57- Hold tight. Hold my hand.- Ah!
0:03:57 > 0:04:00Just relax.
0:04:01 > 0:04:03Christ!
0:04:03 > 0:04:05Come back next week?
0:04:05 > 0:04:08It was just fluid retention? Go home, have fun?
0:04:08 > 0:04:11I'm not having fun!
0:04:11 > 0:04:13You gotta breathe!
0:04:13 > 0:04:15It's fine, for a full-term pregnancy.
0:04:15 > 0:04:17Doc, what's going on?
0:04:17 > 0:04:19She's fully dilated.
0:04:19 > 0:04:22- It'll be OK.- Now you gotta push. - It's too soon!
0:04:22 > 0:04:24Push. Push!
0:04:24 > 0:04:26Push! Good girl!
0:04:26 > 0:04:29- No, it's too soon!- One more time.
0:04:29 > 0:04:34One more deep breath. One more deep breath.
0:04:34 > 0:04:37SHE MOANS AND CRIES
0:04:44 > 0:04:47BABY CRIES
0:04:49 > 0:04:51Look at that! A baby!
0:04:51 > 0:04:55It's a beautiful, beautiful boy.
0:04:57 > 0:04:59Hey, there, bud.
0:04:59 > 0:05:00Oh!
0:05:00 > 0:05:02Hi!
0:05:05 > 0:05:07Don't rust up on me now.
0:05:07 > 0:05:09I'm sorry.
0:05:11 > 0:05:13We'll call him...Jack.
0:05:13 > 0:05:16# What are you gonna be when you grow up?
0:05:16 > 0:05:21# What do you wanna do when your time is up?
0:05:21 > 0:05:23# What are you gonna say when things go wrong?
0:05:23 > 0:05:26# What are you gonna do when you're on your own?
0:05:26 > 0:05:28# There's a road
0:05:29 > 0:05:32# Long and winding
0:05:32 > 0:05:35# The lights are blinding
0:05:37 > 0:05:39# But it gets there
0:05:39 > 0:05:41# Don't give up
0:05:43 > 0:05:45# Don't look back
0:05:46 > 0:05:49# There's a silver lining
0:05:50 > 0:05:52# It's out there somewhere
0:05:54 > 0:05:57# Everybody wants an answer
0:05:57 > 0:06:00# Everybody needs a friend
0:06:01 > 0:06:04# We all need a shining star
0:06:04 > 0:06:07# On which we can depend
0:06:07 > 0:06:11# So tonight we're gonna wish upon a star
0:06:11 > 0:06:14# We've never wished upon before
0:06:14 > 0:06:18# What are you going to be when you grow up?
0:06:18 > 0:06:20# What are you going to do when your time is up?
0:06:20 > 0:06:22# There'll be times
0:06:23 > 0:06:28# In your life, yeah
0:06:29 > 0:06:31# You'll be dazzled, I'm sure
0:06:34 > 0:06:37# Don't get disillusioned
0:06:37 > 0:06:40# No, don't expect too much
0:06:41 > 0:06:43# Because if what you have is all you can get
0:06:43 > 0:06:45# Just keep on trying
0:06:45 > 0:06:48# It just ain't happened yet
0:06:48 > 0:06:51# Everybody wants to be a winner
0:06:52 > 0:06:54# Everybody has a dream
0:06:55 > 0:06:58# And we all need a shining star
0:06:58 > 0:07:01# When things ain't what they seem
0:07:02 > 0:07:06# So tonight we're gonna wish upon a star
0:07:06 > 0:07:09# We never wished upon before. #
0:07:14 > 0:07:16I'm sorry this has taken so long.
0:07:16 > 0:07:20Like you, we're puzzled by your son's premature birth.
0:07:20 > 0:07:22This is Dr Lin.
0:07:22 > 0:07:25He's an infant disorder specialist from Cornell.
0:07:25 > 0:07:28I want to assure you both
0:07:28 > 0:07:32that there is nothing debilitating about your son's condition.
0:07:32 > 0:07:36He's totally healthy, normal in appearance, alert and quite happy.
0:07:36 > 0:07:41However, his cells are developing at four times the normal rate.
0:07:41 > 0:07:44Even though he was ten weeks old when he was born,
0:07:44 > 0:07:48physically he was nine months, and ready to leave your womb.
0:07:49 > 0:07:50Nature has given us all
0:07:50 > 0:07:52an internal clock.
0:07:52 > 0:07:54It meters out lifespan,
0:07:54 > 0:07:56controls our growth.
0:07:56 > 0:07:59Your son's internal clock
0:07:59 > 0:08:02seems to be ticking faster than usual.
0:08:02 > 0:08:04But he's healthy?
0:08:04 > 0:08:06Absolutely.
0:08:08 > 0:08:11I'm sorry. I...still don't understand.
0:08:11 > 0:08:14I've never heard of anything like this before.
0:08:14 > 0:08:16Well, quite frankly, neither have we.
0:08:16 > 0:08:19There are other ageing syndromes that we know of.
0:08:19 > 0:08:23Progeria, which is very devastating to the child.
0:08:23 > 0:08:26Jack's cells are replicating at an unheard-of rate.
0:08:26 > 0:08:28Is he going to continue to age like this?
0:08:29 > 0:08:31Well, this is only speculation.
0:08:31 > 0:08:33But...we feel that...
0:08:33 > 0:08:35at age one,
0:08:35 > 0:08:39your son may be physically around age four.
0:08:39 > 0:08:41And if this continues
0:08:41 > 0:08:44throughout his life, by the time he reaches age ten...
0:08:44 > 0:08:49Well, he could...
0:08:45 > 0:08:49Appear to be an ordinary, full-grown...
0:08:49 > 0:08:5140-year-old man.
0:08:51 > 0:08:53Are you serious?
0:08:59 > 0:09:00That's where he lives.
0:09:00 > 0:09:04Right down the street, and I didn't even know about it.
0:09:05 > 0:09:07I don't believe any of it. He's lying.
0:09:07 > 0:09:09Yeah.
0:09:09 > 0:09:12He's not a monster. There's no such thing.
0:09:12 > 0:09:15He's our age, but he looks 40.
0:09:16 > 0:09:18All hairy, and everything.
0:09:18 > 0:09:20He's like a freak, or something.
0:09:20 > 0:09:22Just like in that movie.
0:09:22 > 0:09:24Which movie?
0:09:24 > 0:09:26Duh!
0:09:26 > 0:09:29Sorry.
0:09:27 > 0:09:29The one with the freak in it.
0:09:29 > 0:09:33What did I just say?
0:09:30 > 0:09:33Oh, yeah. I saw that one.
0:09:31 > 0:09:33He didn't see it.
0:09:33 > 0:09:36His mom wouldn't let him. He has nightmares.
0:09:36 > 0:09:39ALIEN VOICE: I mean you no harm.
0:09:37 > 0:09:39Why haven't we ever seen him?
0:09:40 > 0:09:43I heard he's got all kinds of toys, too.
0:09:43 > 0:09:45His parents buy him everything.
0:09:45 > 0:09:47If he's our age, why ain't he in school?
0:09:47 > 0:09:49Because he's dangerous.
0:09:49 > 0:09:51He's huge enough to hurt other kids.
0:09:51 > 0:09:54That's why they keep him locked up.
0:09:54 > 0:09:56ALIEN VOICE: Friend.
0:09:56 > 0:09:58What do you see?
0:09:58 > 0:10:00Nothing.
0:10:02 > 0:10:05A teacher comes to his house every day.
0:10:05 > 0:10:07ALIEN GRUNTING
0:10:10 > 0:10:13Jack, you're not paying attention.
0:10:14 > 0:10:16Jack, you're not paying attention.
0:10:16 > 0:10:18ALIEN VOICE: Don't be afraid.
0:10:18 > 0:10:22I saw him in the store with his mom. I thought it was her husband.
0:10:22 > 0:10:25But he's like a giant boy. He shaves, and stuff.
0:10:25 > 0:10:27There's no such thing as giants.
0:10:28 > 0:10:30Well, how did he get like that?
0:10:30 > 0:10:32Maybe his mom took drugs.
0:10:32 > 0:10:36Maybe it was that fertility junk, and she was gonna have quintuplets,
0:10:36 > 0:10:39but it just turned into one big baby.
0:10:39 > 0:10:41Doof!
0:10:41 > 0:10:43He sleeps up there.
0:10:43 > 0:10:45He's a monstrosity.
0:10:45 > 0:10:47That's why they hide him.
0:10:48 > 0:10:50No wonder they keep him out of school.
0:10:50 > 0:10:52Maybe they got him chained up.
0:10:52 > 0:10:55Maybe they only let him loose once a day to eat.
0:10:55 > 0:10:57That a pile of bones in his yard?
0:10:57 > 0:11:00Where? I don't see...
0:10:58 > 0:11:00Look!
0:11:00 > 0:11:02Look!
0:11:02 > 0:11:04ALL SCREAM
0:11:09 > 0:11:11- We gotta get outta here! - Ugh! Gross!
0:11:11 > 0:11:14Louis! He's watching you! Come on!
0:11:17 > 0:11:19THEY SCREAM
0:11:38 > 0:11:40Ow!
0:11:41 > 0:11:44What happened? What did you do? Where does it hurt?
0:11:44 > 0:11:47My knee.
0:11:45 > 0:11:47Let me see.
0:11:47 > 0:11:49HE WHIMPERS
0:11:49 > 0:11:51Well, it's not bleeding. OK.
0:11:51 > 0:11:54It's not?
0:11:52 > 0:11:54I can fix it for you.
0:11:54 > 0:11:58I'll bite it.
0:11:56 > 0:11:58No, no, no, don't bite it!
0:11:58 > 0:12:01I have to bite it.
0:11:59 > 0:12:01Don't. It'll get infected.
0:12:01 > 0:12:03OK, but this leg has got to come off.
0:12:03 > 0:12:06I'll get a saw.
0:12:04 > 0:12:06No!
0:12:09 > 0:12:11I saw your butt!
0:12:11 > 0:12:15Yeah, you did.
0:12:12 > 0:12:15Sorry.
0:12:20 > 0:12:23What do you hear?
0:12:21 > 0:12:23Nothing. It's OK.
0:12:23 > 0:12:26How about the toes?
0:12:24 > 0:12:26My toes are OK.
0:12:26 > 0:12:29How about that?
0:12:27 > 0:12:29That's good.
0:12:29 > 0:12:31HE GIGGLES
0:12:33 > 0:12:35That feels good now.
0:12:35 > 0:12:38I told you about those laces, champ.
0:12:38 > 0:12:40Yeah, yeah.
0:12:40 > 0:12:42You did. Sorry.
0:12:49 > 0:12:51So, where were we?
0:12:51 > 0:12:54History.
0:12:52 > 0:12:54History, OK.
0:12:54 > 0:12:56So...
0:12:57 > 0:13:00By the time he was eighteen, the young Alexander
0:13:00 > 0:13:04had already conquered most of the Greek city-states.
0:13:04 > 0:13:07Some feel that he learned everything from his tutor,
0:13:07 > 0:13:09Aristotle.
0:13:11 > 0:13:13Jack?
0:13:14 > 0:13:16Jack?
0:13:16 > 0:13:18What did I just say?
0:13:18 > 0:13:21Aristotle.
0:13:21 > 0:13:24Where's Aristotle?
0:13:22 > 0:13:23Book.
0:13:23 > 0:13:25Where's Jack?
0:13:25 > 0:13:28Outside.
0:13:31 > 0:13:33What you have set up here is wonderful.
0:13:33 > 0:13:36I'm not trying to take anything away from that.
0:13:36 > 0:13:38I know you're not,
0:13:38 > 0:13:42but to say that Jack should start going to public school is crazy.
0:13:44 > 0:13:46Because a person is...
0:13:46 > 0:13:49different, you can't make an outcast of him.
0:13:49 > 0:13:53We'll talk to the Principal. The Principal will prepare the students.
0:13:53 > 0:13:56Mr Woodruff, he's got a five-o'clock shadow.
0:13:56 > 0:13:58I don't think he can...
0:13:58 > 0:14:00fit in.
0:14:00 > 0:14:02I wish he could.
0:14:02 > 0:14:05Jack's got to develop defence mechanisms,
0:14:05 > 0:14:07just like any child with a shortcoming.
0:14:07 > 0:14:10I appreciate what you're trying to do,
0:14:10 > 0:14:12but Brian and I,
0:14:12 > 0:14:14we've seen how people react.
0:14:14 > 0:14:16We've been through this before.
0:14:16 > 0:14:19 We just don't want Jack...
0:14:21 > 0:14:23..to have to face that.
0:14:24 > 0:14:26Look at his eyes.
0:14:28 > 0:14:30His child's eyes.
0:14:32 > 0:14:35Look at his eyes when he sees other children.
0:14:38 > 0:14:41His life moves faster than ours,
0:14:41 > 0:14:43and he wants to lead a full life.
0:14:43 > 0:14:45You shouldn't let it pass him by.
0:14:45 > 0:14:47It's not fair.
0:14:58 > 0:15:01Marco?
0:14:59 > 0:15:01Polo.
0:15:03 > 0:15:05FIENDISH LAUGHTER
0:15:10 > 0:15:12I have found you now!
0:15:12 > 0:15:16Aaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!
0:15:13 > 0:15:16Gotcha!
0:15:14 > 0:15:16Gotta touch me!
0:15:16 > 0:15:18SHOUTING
0:15:20 > 0:15:23Would you two knock it off up there?!
0:15:23 > 0:15:26"Would you two knock it off up there?!"
0:15:28 > 0:15:30PANTING
0:15:33 > 0:15:36Marco?
0:15:34 > 0:15:36Polo.
0:15:42 > 0:15:44Gotcha! You're it!
0:15:44 > 0:15:46Honey?
0:15:46 > 0:15:49Are you OK?
0:15:47 > 0:15:49Yeah, I'm OK.
0:15:53 > 0:15:56You know, if something's wrong, you can tell me.
0:15:56 > 0:15:59Mr Woodruff mentioned something today.
0:16:02 > 0:16:04What, honey? Huh?
0:16:05 > 0:16:07You can tell me.
0:16:11 > 0:16:13Mom, am I a giant?
0:16:13 > 0:16:16No, of course not!
0:16:18 > 0:16:20Where did you hear that?
0:16:20 > 0:16:22Is that why I don't go to school?
0:16:22 > 0:16:24Honey...
0:16:24 > 0:16:26I've told you.
0:16:26 > 0:16:29It's lots of things.
0:16:29 > 0:16:31What things?
0:16:32 > 0:16:34We'll talk about this, OK?
0:16:34 > 0:16:36When?
0:16:36 > 0:16:38Well, not right now. It's time...
0:16:38 > 0:16:41Time for bed. Brush your teeth. Put down the lid.
0:16:42 > 0:16:44'Night, Mom.
0:16:57 > 0:17:00Woodruff doesn't know what he's talking about.
0:17:00 > 0:17:04Then why are we paying him all this money to tutor Jack?
0:17:05 > 0:17:07I blame him.
0:17:07 > 0:17:10Filling Jack's head with ideas of going to school.
0:17:10 > 0:17:13Imagine that.
0:17:13 > 0:17:15A teacher wanting a kid to go to school.
0:17:17 > 0:17:19Where do they get such ideas?
0:17:20 > 0:17:22That's how we do it?
0:17:23 > 0:17:25Just throw him into school?
0:17:26 > 0:17:28You know how children are.
0:17:29 > 0:17:31They make fun of the fat kid,
0:17:31 > 0:17:34and the kid who wears glasses.
0:17:34 > 0:17:38What do you think they're gonna do to the six foot, hairy kid?
0:17:50 > 0:17:52Mom?
0:17:52 > 0:17:56Dad?
0:17:53 > 0:17:56Jackie. Are you OK, honey?
0:17:56 > 0:18:00Something wrong?
0:17:57 > 0:18:00I'm OK. Just can't sleep. I had a scary dream.
0:18:01 > 0:18:03Can I sleep in here?
0:18:03 > 0:18:06Er...yeah, of course, buddy.
0:18:06 > 0:18:09Stimpy, too?
0:18:07 > 0:18:09Sure.
0:18:11 > 0:18:13Easy.
0:18:25 > 0:18:27Hey, come on, come on.
0:18:29 > 0:18:31Go to sleep.
0:18:31 > 0:18:33Good night, Mom.
0:18:33 > 0:18:35Good night, sweetie.
0:18:35 > 0:18:37Good night, Dad.
0:18:46 > 0:18:48You sure he's ready for school?
0:18:51 > 0:18:53Jack'll be fine.
0:18:55 > 0:18:58It's the rest of the world I'm worried about.
0:19:07 > 0:19:09SNORING
0:19:16 > 0:19:21- RADIO:- 'The Bay Bridge - metering lights are on at the Toll Plaza.
0:19:21 > 0:19:24'The wait begins right about the Oakland army base.
0:19:24 > 0:19:26'Marin County is under fog.
0:19:26 > 0:19:29'The speed limit is down at the Golden Gate Bridge.
0:19:29 > 0:19:32'Back to you, Rick.
0:19:30 > 0:19:32'It's Rick the Lip.
0:19:32 > 0:19:36'Another beautiful one out there in the city by the bay.
0:19:36 > 0:19:38'And guess what, we're still here.
0:19:38 > 0:19:41'How about that wake-up call at five o'clock?
0:19:41 > 0:19:43'Only 3.two on the Richter scale,
0:19:43 > 0:19:46'but a big ten on the scare-the-hell-out-of-me scale.'
0:19:46 > 0:19:48Didn't scare me!
0:19:48 > 0:19:51'Hey, you got some place to be at seven o'clock?'
0:19:51 > 0:19:53Yeah, Rick, I gotta be at school!
0:19:53 > 0:19:56I'm late!
0:19:54 > 0:19:56'Get yourself out of bed!
0:19:56 > 0:19:59'You got a whole day waiting for you.
0:19:59 > 0:20:02'I know I'm living...'
0:20:00 > 0:20:02I'm living, too! I'm getting to it!
0:20:02 > 0:20:04MUSIC PLAYS
0:20:04 > 0:20:06I hate that song!
0:20:06 > 0:20:10There you go...
0:20:07 > 0:20:09Dad, let me do this on my own.
0:20:09 > 0:20:11OK, OK, but take...
0:20:11 > 0:20:13Take it easy, take it easy.
0:20:13 > 0:20:17And...OK.
0:20:15 > 0:20:17Dad, Dad...
0:20:17 > 0:20:19Ow! Dad!
0:20:19 > 0:20:21Darn. Here...
0:20:21 > 0:20:24Put this on.
0:20:22 > 0:20:24OK, put that there.
0:20:24 > 0:20:26OK. OK.
0:20:26 > 0:20:28Let me just get that last bit.
0:20:28 > 0:20:30Yeah, just finish up and come on down.
0:20:30 > 0:20:32Hurry up.
0:20:49 > 0:20:51You psyched?
0:20:51 > 0:20:53Psyched.
0:20:58 > 0:21:00Look at all those kids.
0:21:00 > 0:21:03Just remember, you can come home any time you want to.
0:21:03 > 0:21:05OK?
0:21:03 > 0:21:05Yeah.
0:21:05 > 0:21:06Thanks.
0:21:11 > 0:21:13Vrooooooooom! Eeeeek!
0:21:13 > 0:21:15Hold it!
0:21:16 > 0:21:18Let me get this. OK.
0:21:18 > 0:21:20Here we go.
0:21:27 > 0:21:29Come on.
0:21:34 > 0:21:37Welcome, welcome, welcome.
0:21:37 > 0:21:39Thank you.
0:21:39 > 0:21:41Mr and Mrs Powell, and Jack.
0:21:41 > 0:21:43Jack, how nice to see you.
0:21:43 > 0:21:46I'm Mr McGee. I've heard so much about you, Jack.
0:21:46 > 0:21:48Hello, Mr Magoo.
0:21:48 > 0:21:51McGee.
0:21:49 > 0:21:51Oh, McGee. Magoo.
0:21:51 > 0:21:54Jack, would you like to see your classroom? Yes?
0:21:56 > 0:21:59(Yes.)
0:21:57 > 0:21:59A little louder.
0:21:58 > 0:21:59(Yes.)
0:21:59 > 0:22:01A little louder, Jack.
0:22:01 > 0:22:04YES!!
0:22:04 > 0:22:07Follow me.
0:22:08 > 0:22:11(Is he deaf?)
0:22:09 > 0:22:11Tell me, Jack,
0:22:11 > 0:22:13what do you think of it so far?
0:22:13 > 0:22:16Humongous heckacool.
0:22:14 > 0:22:16It is heckacool.
0:22:16 > 0:22:18And a wonderful school.
0:22:19 > 0:22:22A fun school. An up-beat school.
0:22:22 > 0:22:25I hope you'll have the time of your life here.
0:22:25 > 0:22:27You'll have some wonderful teachers,
0:22:27 > 0:22:29and wonderful pupils.
0:22:29 > 0:22:31And you're going to be one of them.
0:22:31 > 0:22:34Here's your classroom, right here.
0:22:34 > 0:22:36Miss Marquez.
0:22:36 > 0:22:38Honey, you want to be buttoned up.
0:22:38 > 0:22:40Too tight?
0:22:40 > 0:22:42Don't give me a snuggie.
0:22:42 > 0:22:44OK.
0:22:44 > 0:22:46Don't. Gross.
0:22:46 > 0:22:48Embarrassing me!
0:22:48 > 0:22:50If anybody's mean with you,
0:22:50 > 0:22:52you just tell your teacher,
0:22:52 > 0:22:54and someone will call me, and I'll kill 'em.
0:22:56 > 0:22:58Ready, Jack?
0:22:59 > 0:23:02Yes.
0:23:02 > 0:23:04Are there any other questions?
0:23:07 > 0:23:09Miss Marquez, excuse me.
0:23:09 > 0:23:13Your new student, Jack Powell, has just arrived.
0:23:14 > 0:23:18Jack, this is Miss Marquez, your fifth-grade teacher.
0:23:18 > 0:23:20Come in, please.
0:23:20 > 0:23:22Don't be shy.
0:23:29 > 0:23:31Come in, Jack.
0:23:31 > 0:23:33Come in.
0:23:39 > 0:23:41Whoa, no way!
0:23:44 > 0:23:46Jeez, he looks like my dad.
0:23:46 > 0:23:48Except hairier.
0:23:51 > 0:23:53Come on.
0:23:53 > 0:23:56It's OK. Welcome to our class. I'm glad you're here.
0:23:56 > 0:23:59This place...is for fun.
0:23:59 > 0:24:01Everybody,
0:24:01 > 0:24:03this is Jack Powell.
0:24:04 > 0:24:06Class?
0:24:06 > 0:24:08Hi, Jack.
0:24:09 > 0:24:11- ALL:- Hi, Jack.
0:24:11 > 0:24:13Hi.
0:24:13 > 0:24:16All right, I know some of you must be curious about Jack.
0:24:16 > 0:24:19So why don't we just take some time
0:24:19 > 0:24:22and ask him some of the questions you've got on your minds?
0:24:22 > 0:24:24Is that all right with you, Jack?
0:24:24 > 0:24:27Sure, I don't mind.
0:24:27 > 0:24:29(Go on, ask him something.)
0:24:29 > 0:24:33(I'm not asking him.)
0:24:31 > 0:24:33Louis?
0:24:35 > 0:24:37Anybody?
0:24:37 > 0:24:40Come on, since when was this group shy? All right, fine.
0:24:40 > 0:24:43Jack, when's your birthday?
0:24:44 > 0:24:46September 12th.
0:24:46 > 0:24:481902!
0:24:48 > 0:24:50That's enough! Hmm, let me see...
0:24:50 > 0:24:53Oh, what kind of foods do you just hate?
0:24:53 > 0:24:57Broccoli.
0:24:54 > 0:24:57Broccoli.
0:24:55 > 0:24:57Makes you fart.
0:24:58 > 0:25:01Anybody else here hate broccoli? Hands.
0:25:01 > 0:25:03Yeah.
0:25:03 > 0:25:05Uh-huh.
0:25:05 > 0:25:08It looks like you've got more in common than you think.
0:25:10 > 0:25:12Jack, your seat's in the back.
0:25:12 > 0:25:14You go sit down and we'll get started, OK?
0:25:14 > 0:25:16(OK.)
0:25:19 > 0:25:21All right,
0:25:21 > 0:25:23everybody take out your giant b...
0:25:23 > 0:25:25I mean, your geography books.
0:25:29 > 0:25:31Turn to page 78.
0:25:33 > 0:25:36We found out the other day that the name California
0:25:36 > 0:25:40was initially used for... Everybody calm down.
0:25:40 > 0:25:43I think he's stuck.
0:25:41 > 0:25:43Used for Baja California.
0:25:43 > 0:25:46It was first used by Cortes in the 1530s,
0:25:46 > 0:25:50and was found in the journal of Juan Rodrigues Cabrillo in 1542.
0:25:50 > 0:25:54Victor, eyes up front! Everybody, come on. Calm down.
0:25:57 > 0:25:59Jack, are you OK?
0:26:02 > 0:26:06Are you all right, sweetie? You sure you don't need help?
0:26:26 > 0:26:28OK?
0:26:26 > 0:26:28I'm OK.
0:26:31 > 0:26:33Jack!
0:27:08 > 0:27:10Woof! Woof!
0:27:12 > 0:27:14The dog always gets 'em.
0:27:14 > 0:27:16HE HISSES
0:27:16 > 0:27:19Oh, man, he's looking at us!
0:27:19 > 0:27:22He probably recognises us from the street.
0:27:22 > 0:27:25He's probably planning on kicking our butts.
0:27:46 > 0:27:51Watch where my ball is going!
0:27:48 > 0:27:51Maybe if you knew how to play the game...
0:27:51 > 0:27:53What was that?!
0:27:53 > 0:27:55You heard. You know the problem?
0:27:55 > 0:27:58You have Zackly disease.
0:27:58 > 0:28:01What's that?
0:27:59 > 0:28:00Yeah?
0:28:00 > 0:28:03Your mouth smells zackly like your butt!
0:28:03 > 0:28:05Shut up! That's pathetic!
0:28:05 > 0:28:07I forgot to laugh!
0:28:07 > 0:28:11Losers say what?
0:28:08 > 0:28:11What?
0:28:09 > 0:28:11Losers!
0:28:11 > 0:28:13You think you're so tough?
0:28:13 > 0:28:17Take it on the court, so I can whup your butt.
0:28:17 > 0:28:19Come on, John-John.
0:28:19 > 0:28:23Why does he always drag me along? He's gonna cream us.
0:28:26 > 0:28:28Ow! Don't!
0:28:28 > 0:28:30Are you a freak?
0:28:30 > 0:28:32No.
0:28:32 > 0:28:34Jane says that you're a freak.
0:28:34 > 0:28:37Who's Jane?
0:28:35 > 0:28:37I'm Jane. I think you are a freak.
0:28:37 > 0:28:40Look at your hairy arms, and your eyebrows.
0:28:40 > 0:28:42He has a receding hairline.
0:28:42 > 0:28:44Well, I'm not a freak.
0:28:46 > 0:28:49Don't, or I'll tell!
0:28:49 > 0:28:52How old are you?
0:28:50 > 0:28:52I'm ten.
0:28:52 > 0:28:56How old are you?
0:28:53 > 0:28:56I'm eight.
0:28:54 > 0:28:56Yeah?
0:28:56 > 0:28:59So?
0:28:57 > 0:28:59You don't look ten.
0:28:59 > 0:29:02Look, you've got the hairy arms.
0:29:02 > 0:29:04You've got hairy knuckles.
0:29:04 > 0:29:07You look a lot older than us.
0:29:07 > 0:29:09It looks like you shave.
0:29:09 > 0:29:12Yeah, I do. So?
0:29:12 > 0:29:16A ten-year-old doesn't shave, so then you can't be ten.
0:29:16 > 0:29:19You can't be ten if you shave and you're really tall
0:29:19 > 0:29:21and you're bigger.
0:29:22 > 0:29:25So I'm big for my age.
0:29:25 > 0:29:28You have no hair.
0:29:26 > 0:29:28I have hair. See?
0:29:28 > 0:29:32Yeah, but look. Right here you have no hair. It looks like you're bald.
0:29:32 > 0:29:35- I'm not a freak. - You're a freak, four-eyes.
0:29:35 > 0:29:37He's ten.
0:29:37 > 0:29:40A whole two years older than us, see?
0:29:40 > 0:29:44Oh, sure(!) Like that explains it. Puh-lease!
0:29:51 > 0:29:53Don't poke me, or I'm telling!
0:29:56 > 0:29:58Yeah!
0:29:59 > 0:30:01Losers!
0:30:13 > 0:30:15Hey, how about a little help?
0:30:17 > 0:30:21Throw it over.
0:30:19 > 0:30:21Yeah, throw it over.
0:30:26 > 0:30:28Wait!
0:30:28 > 0:30:31I'm not touching that. It's contaminated now.
0:30:31 > 0:30:34Yeah, I ain't touching it.
0:30:34 > 0:30:37Yeah, I ain't playing basketball for a week.
0:30:37 > 0:30:40Me, too. Five weeks. Cooties!
0:30:40 > 0:30:42BELL RINGS
0:31:04 > 0:31:06Jack? Honey?
0:31:08 > 0:31:10I made Sloppy Joes for dinner.
0:31:11 > 0:31:13I'm not hungry, Mom.
0:31:13 > 0:31:17Really juicy ones.
0:31:15 > 0:31:17Yeah?
0:31:17 > 0:31:20You're gonna love it.
0:31:18 > 0:31:20No, I won't.
0:31:20 > 0:31:22Guess what I made for dessert.
0:31:22 > 0:31:24What?
0:31:25 > 0:31:27You have to guess.
0:31:29 > 0:31:32Can you smell it?
0:31:30 > 0:31:32Not through a box.
0:31:32 > 0:31:34Chocolate pudding!
0:31:36 > 0:31:39Your favourite.
0:31:37 > 0:31:39Not any more, Mom.
0:31:39 > 0:31:41It's still hot.
0:31:42 > 0:31:46Mmm, I can smell it. It's steaming.
0:31:44 > 0:31:46No, thanks.
0:32:02 > 0:32:04This is serious.
0:32:04 > 0:32:06What happened?
0:32:06 > 0:32:08What do you think happened?
0:32:08 > 0:32:11Children whispering, children pointing.
0:32:11 > 0:32:13He's not used to that, Brian.
0:32:13 > 0:32:15Karen...
0:32:18 > 0:32:20Jack?
0:32:25 > 0:32:28Hey, Mom made Sloppy Joes.
0:32:28 > 0:32:30Mom hates Sloppy Joes.
0:32:30 > 0:32:32Er...that's true.
0:32:32 > 0:32:35In fact, all adults hate Sloppy Joes,
0:32:35 > 0:32:38but we make 'em to cheer up a kid who's had a bad day.
0:32:38 > 0:32:40Wanna tell me about it?
0:32:39 > 0:32:40No.
0:32:40 > 0:32:42OK.
0:32:44 > 0:32:49I was just thinking about the first time you rode a bike. Remember?
0:32:49 > 0:32:51Oh, yeah.
0:32:51 > 0:32:53I mean, you were so determined to ride.
0:32:53 > 0:32:56You kept wiping out.
0:32:57 > 0:33:00Nearly took out a couple of the neighbours.
0:33:00 > 0:33:04You know, it took a couple of days until you finally got it.
0:33:04 > 0:33:06But look at you now.
0:33:06 > 0:33:08You're riding like a pro.
0:33:10 > 0:33:12Kinda like school, isn't it?
0:33:12 > 0:33:14Yeah?
0:33:14 > 0:33:17Well, anyway, I just...
0:33:17 > 0:33:19wanted to see how you were doing.
0:33:19 > 0:33:22You need anything, give me a holler.
0:33:26 > 0:33:28Hey, Dad.
0:33:28 > 0:33:30Could we put up a basketball hoop?
0:33:32 > 0:33:34Yeah.
0:33:55 > 0:33:57I'll be back in a second.
0:34:04 > 0:34:06Hey, in there.
0:34:06 > 0:34:10How are you doing, Jack?
0:34:07 > 0:34:10Hi, Miss Marquez.
0:34:16 > 0:34:18Oh, are those gummy bears?
0:34:19 > 0:34:22Could I have a red one? It's my favourite.
0:34:25 > 0:34:27Yeah?
0:34:27 > 0:34:29Thanks.
0:34:35 > 0:34:37So, how do you like it so far?
0:34:41 > 0:34:43- CHANTING:- Miss Marquez and Jack!
0:34:43 > 0:34:45Sitting in a tree!
0:34:45 > 0:34:48K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
0:34:48 > 0:34:50Girls!
0:34:53 > 0:34:57Jack, if anybody bothers you, you just come and tell me.
0:34:57 > 0:34:59OK?
0:34:58 > 0:34:59OK.
0:35:03 > 0:35:05Thanks for lunch.
0:35:05 > 0:35:07- De nada.- All right!
0:35:09 > 0:35:11Phoebe and Jane!
0:35:11 > 0:35:14I told you!
0:35:12 > 0:35:14Here!
0:35:14 > 0:35:16Today!
0:35:16 > 0:35:19We're going to go see your teacher.
0:35:19 > 0:35:22She started it.
0:35:20 > 0:35:22That was very rude.
0:35:23 > 0:35:25Let's kick their butts.
0:35:29 > 0:35:31Hey, Louis, you "Louis-er".
0:35:31 > 0:35:33To ten.
0:35:33 > 0:35:36I'm not in the mood to get my butt kicked to death.
0:35:37 > 0:35:39Well, we got the new kid.
0:35:39 > 0:35:43Are you crazy?
0:35:40 > 0:35:42You can't pick him.
0:35:42 > 0:35:45I can pick whoever I want.
0:35:45 > 0:35:47Are you afraid to lose?
0:35:47 > 0:35:50No. Pick whoever you want. We never lose.
0:35:50 > 0:35:53Yeah, whoever you want. We never lose.
0:35:53 > 0:35:56Hey, you! Big guy! You shoot hoops?
0:35:57 > 0:35:58Me?
0:35:58 > 0:36:01No, the 40-year-old kid behind you(!)
0:36:01 > 0:36:04Yeah, you. You play ball?
0:36:04 > 0:36:06Yeah.
0:36:06 > 0:36:08With my dad.
0:36:08 > 0:36:12Are you fried?
0:36:09 > 0:36:12Nobody's gonna slam him.
0:36:12 > 0:36:14All right, let's do it.
0:36:14 > 0:36:16Losers take out, so you take out.
0:36:16 > 0:36:18Yeah, you take out.
0:36:20 > 0:36:22Come on, just one chip.
0:36:22 > 0:36:24No!
0:36:24 > 0:36:27Good game, man.
0:36:25 > 0:36:27Gimme some room!
0:36:27 > 0:36:30Wanna grab a burger after school some time?
0:36:30 > 0:36:33Now, listen. All you gotta do is just stand by the hoop.
0:36:33 > 0:36:36OK? And I'll feed you the ball like this.
0:36:37 > 0:36:41Let's do this.
0:36:39 > 0:36:41Kick their butts.
0:36:41 > 0:36:43Now, stand under the hoop.
0:36:43 > 0:36:45Get your hands up.
0:36:47 > 0:36:50We got Godzilla on our team.
0:36:50 > 0:36:52Block him.
0:36:50 > 0:36:52I'll try.
0:37:00 > 0:37:02Get him, Jack!
0:37:05 > 0:37:09You said to stand here.
0:37:07 > 0:37:09Move your feet.
0:37:09 > 0:37:11OK, move my feet.
0:37:11 > 0:37:14Pez?
0:37:12 > 0:37:14Sure, thanks.
0:37:14 > 0:37:16Move my feet, move my feet.
0:37:18 > 0:37:21Jack, get him!
0:37:22 > 0:37:24Clod.
0:37:22 > 0:37:24Hel-lo!
0:37:24 > 0:37:26Block him.
0:37:34 > 0:37:36Jack, block him!
0:37:40 > 0:37:41No!
0:37:42 > 0:37:44Good work.
0:37:50 > 0:37:53Give me the ball.
0:37:51 > 0:37:53Losers take out.
0:37:54 > 0:37:57Defence! Defence!
0:37:57 > 0:37:59Defence! Defence! Defence!
0:38:05 > 0:38:07In the hoop, Jack!
0:38:10 > 0:38:12We're kicking some major butt! >
0:38:12 > 0:38:15Gimme the ball!
0:38:15 > 0:38:18Losers take out!
0:38:18 > 0:38:20Losers take out!
0:38:35 > 0:38:37Losers!
0:39:03 > 0:39:06Unstoppable!
0:39:30 > 0:39:34Everybody take out your notebooks. We have a new assignment.
0:39:34 > 0:39:38And it's something I want you to put some serious thought into.
0:39:39 > 0:39:42I would like you to write an essay...
0:39:42 > 0:39:44EVERYONE GROANS
0:39:44 > 0:39:46..on what you want to be when you grow up.
0:39:46 > 0:39:48Include reasons for your choices,
0:39:48 > 0:39:52and watch the spelling, punctuation and grammar, please.
0:39:52 > 0:39:55You'll have till the end of the semester to finish it.
0:39:55 > 0:39:58Write the date on the top of the page.
0:39:58 > 0:40:00You, too, George. The date.
0:40:00 > 0:40:02I wanna be a gynaecologist.
0:40:02 > 0:40:04Then I want good reasons why.
0:40:04 > 0:40:06You are the reason why, Miss Marquez.
0:40:06 > 0:40:10I want you to think about this. It's a big part of your grade.
0:40:16 > 0:40:19You could use one of the choices from the board.
0:40:28 > 0:40:31We're going to have to change your name from Jack to Shaq.
0:40:31 > 0:40:33Nice shooting. Way to go.
0:40:34 > 0:40:38Please, people, don't leave this till the last minute.
0:40:50 > 0:40:53Here's the new blueprints for the tree-house.
0:40:53 > 0:40:56Hey, guys. It's finally Friday.
0:40:56 > 0:40:59Who are we waiting for? Her name? Mrs Durante?
0:40:59 > 0:41:02Problem is, we don't have any Playboys in the tree-house.
0:41:02 > 0:41:04I hear George has a new girlfriend.
0:41:04 > 0:41:07Guys, I gotta go. Tree-house in an hour.
0:41:07 > 0:41:09She's late. We can't stay here all day.
0:41:10 > 0:41:12We'll go back inside.
0:41:12 > 0:41:14Hey.
0:41:14 > 0:41:17Great game today.
0:41:15 > 0:41:17Thanks. Thanks for picking me.
0:41:17 > 0:41:19Now you gotta do me a favour.
0:41:19 > 0:41:22What kind of favour?
0:41:20 > 0:41:22Follow me.
0:41:25 > 0:41:28Listen, my mother's coming here to meet the Principal today.
0:41:28 > 0:41:30She wants to talk to him.
0:41:30 > 0:41:32You're going to be the Principal.
0:41:32 > 0:41:34What?
0:41:36 > 0:41:40You gotta. Mom talks to Principal McGee, he'll tell her I've been bad.
0:41:40 > 0:41:42Have you been bad?
0:41:42 > 0:41:45I haven't done homework since the third grade.
0:41:45 > 0:41:47Your dog must be pretty full.
0:41:47 > 0:41:49Yeah, right.
0:41:49 > 0:41:51Here she is. You gotta do it.
0:41:51 > 0:41:53Louis, I can't be a principal.
0:41:57 > 0:41:59Principal McGee's really old.
0:41:59 > 0:42:01Louis!
0:42:01 > 0:42:03Hi, honey.
0:42:03 > 0:42:06Oh, sweetie, the Beef and Brew only gave me ten minutes off,
0:42:06 > 0:42:08so I gotta hustle.
0:42:08 > 0:42:11Hi, sweetie. Hello.
0:42:11 > 0:42:13So, where's the Principal?
0:42:13 > 0:42:14Um...
0:42:14 > 0:42:18This is Principal Powell. He's new. Just came a couple of weeks ago.
0:42:18 > 0:42:20I told him you were coming.
0:42:20 > 0:42:22Hello, Mr Powell.
0:42:22 > 0:42:25My name's Dolores. My friends call me Dee-Dee.
0:42:25 > 0:42:29What happened to Principal McGee? I just phoned him.
0:42:29 > 0:42:31I don't know.
0:42:31 > 0:42:33Mr Powell?
0:42:37 > 0:42:39He got diarrhoea.
0:42:39 > 0:42:42Diarrhoea?
0:42:40 > 0:42:42Yeah, he got diarrhoea.
0:42:43 > 0:42:45And he...he spewed.
0:42:45 > 0:42:47Threw up.
0:42:47 > 0:42:49And he had the squirts. He had diarrhoea.
0:42:49 > 0:42:51That's more than I needed to know.
0:42:51 > 0:42:54He had to go to the hospital. Appendicitis.
0:42:54 > 0:42:56Oh, my god! Appendicitis?
0:42:56 > 0:42:58Oh, that's too bad.
0:42:58 > 0:43:01Well, honey, I swiped you a chocolate mousse.
0:43:01 > 0:43:04Go sit down and eat it while I talk to the Principal.
0:43:04 > 0:43:06No, let me stay, Mom.
0:43:06 > 0:43:09Sweetie, please don't bust my chops, OK?
0:43:09 > 0:43:11Go sit down.
0:43:12 > 0:43:14You see, that's what I'm talking about.
0:43:14 > 0:43:18He doesn't listen. I don't know whether it's all kids, or just him.
0:43:18 > 0:43:22Am I right?
0:43:19 > 0:43:22What did you say?
0:43:20 > 0:43:22Kids don't listen.
0:43:22 > 0:43:24Don't listen, no.
0:43:24 > 0:43:26Yeah, that's what I thought.
0:43:26 > 0:43:29Of course, you could say the same thing about men.
0:43:29 > 0:43:32Probably your wife does all the time.
0:43:32 > 0:43:34Oh, no.
0:43:34 > 0:43:37Aren't you married?
0:43:35 > 0:43:37Married?
0:43:37 > 0:43:40No, not married.
0:43:38 > 0:43:40I'm divorced. That's another thing.
0:43:40 > 0:43:45Ever since my husband left us, he's got such a chip on his shoulder.
0:43:45 > 0:43:47Potato or corn?
0:43:48 > 0:43:52Anyway, you know, he's starting to get interested in girls.
0:43:52 > 0:43:55I found some dirty magazines under his bed.
0:43:55 > 0:43:57What am I supposed to do about that?
0:43:57 > 0:43:59I don't know what to do.
0:43:59 > 0:44:01It's a tough age.
0:44:01 > 0:44:03I know. I mean...
0:44:03 > 0:44:05I remember. I mean, I'm remembering now.
0:44:05 > 0:44:07It's a tough age.
0:44:07 > 0:44:10Tough age.
0:44:12 > 0:44:14So, tell me, how is he doing?
0:44:14 > 0:44:17Because last September he was failing miserably.
0:44:17 > 0:44:19Oh, er...
0:44:19 > 0:44:22Louis's showing a lot of improvement.
0:44:22 > 0:44:24He's on a roll, really.
0:44:24 > 0:44:27Really?
0:44:25 > 0:44:27Rolling.
0:44:25 > 0:44:27A roll? Rolling along?
0:44:27 > 0:44:30Really, really rolling along.
0:44:28 > 0:44:30Wow!
0:44:30 > 0:44:32And, er... I would say he's...
0:44:33 > 0:44:36the smartest kid in the whole school.
0:44:36 > 0:44:38If not maybe the smartest kid
0:44:38 > 0:44:40I have ever met.
0:44:39 > 0:44:40My god!
0:44:40 > 0:44:42I can't believe it!
0:44:42 > 0:44:46I'm finally getting a good report. That makes me so happy.
0:44:46 > 0:44:49I can't believe you're telling me this.
0:44:49 > 0:44:52Because, you know, this means that maybe he's happy,
0:44:52 > 0:44:55and I made the right decision about moving out here.
0:44:56 > 0:44:58Listen, you know,
0:44:58 > 0:45:01if you wanna have lunch, or something,
0:45:01 > 0:45:04we can talk about Louis, and just kinda shoot the breeze.
0:45:04 > 0:45:06What do you think?
0:45:08 > 0:45:10Got a problem?
0:45:10 > 0:45:13It's bad for you.
0:45:11 > 0:45:13Since when is being bad...
0:45:13 > 0:45:15bad?
0:45:15 > 0:45:17Oh, no!
0:45:17 > 0:45:19Aw, here she goes!
0:45:19 > 0:45:21SHE GIGGLES
0:45:21 > 0:45:24So, um...what do you think? You wanna do lunch?
0:45:24 > 0:45:27I get a discount at the Beef and Brew.
0:45:27 > 0:45:30Well, my mom brings my lunch, usually. I mean, she makes it.
0:45:30 > 0:45:33Honey, you've got to cut those apron strings.
0:45:33 > 0:45:35Hi, sweetie.
0:45:36 > 0:45:40Angel, Mr Powell has been telling me what a good boy you've been.
0:45:40 > 0:45:43I told you.
0:45:41 > 0:45:43I didn't believe you, but now I do.
0:45:43 > 0:45:47Now, I'm going to give Mr Powell my number at work,
0:45:47 > 0:45:49so that you can call me,
0:45:49 > 0:45:51let me know how he's doing.
0:45:51 > 0:45:53I can stay on top of things.
0:45:53 > 0:45:56That's my number at work. You can get me there.
0:45:56 > 0:45:58My mom said I shouldn't touch matches.
0:45:58 > 0:46:00Oh, you live with your mother?
0:46:00 > 0:46:04Well, yeah...at night.
0:46:02 > 0:46:04To each his own.
0:46:04 > 0:46:07Anyway, you can call me to talk about Louis,
0:46:07 > 0:46:09or, you know...any old thing.
0:46:13 > 0:46:17Oh, that's Memories. That's a club that I hang out at sometimes.
0:46:17 > 0:46:20If I'm not at work, that's usually where I am.
0:46:20 > 0:46:23It's a nice place for people our age to hang out,
0:46:23 > 0:46:26have a little drink, take the edge off, you know.
0:46:27 > 0:46:29Oh, I gotta go. I'm gonna get fired.
0:46:29 > 0:46:32Love you. Nice meeting you, Mr Powell.
0:46:32 > 0:46:35Oh, you've got a strong grip. You're a manly man.
0:46:35 > 0:46:37All right, you got your key to the house?
0:46:37 > 0:46:41Hmm.
0:46:38 > 0:46:41I'll meet you at home. Love you.
0:46:39 > 0:46:41Love you, too.
0:46:43 > 0:46:44Bye!
0:47:01 > 0:47:03How did I do?
0:47:03 > 0:47:06You did great.
0:47:04 > 0:47:06Yeah? Boy!
0:47:08 > 0:47:10Hey, man, I owe you one.
0:47:10 > 0:47:15Sorry about my mom. She's looking for love in all the wrong places.
0:47:15 > 0:47:17Yeah, I know.
0:47:17 > 0:47:19Maybe I'll see you over the weekend.
0:47:20 > 0:47:22Cool.
0:47:24 > 0:47:25Pal.
0:47:25 > 0:47:27Thanks.
0:47:49 > 0:47:51MOM!!
0:47:51 > 0:47:53I'M HOME!!
0:47:57 > 0:47:59Where are you?
0:48:02 > 0:48:03Yeah, OK.
0:48:05 > 0:48:07Phone call for you, Brian.
0:48:07 > 0:48:09Yeah, just...OK. Yeah?
0:48:09 > 0:48:11Can I talk to him? Can I talk to him?
0:48:11 > 0:48:13I got your hair, Mom. Sorry.
0:48:13 > 0:48:15Hey, Dad? Dad?
0:48:15 > 0:48:18I got to play basketball today. They picked me.
0:48:18 > 0:48:21Not just because I'm humongous. I'm real good.
0:48:21 > 0:48:23I scored a thousand points.
0:48:23 > 0:48:25No, it was only a hundred. Fourteen.
0:48:25 > 0:48:27Each time I got the ball, I scored.
0:48:27 > 0:48:29Just like this. Listen.
0:48:29 > 0:48:34Dad, I met this really cool kid named Louis. Not "Lewis". Louis.
0:48:34 > 0:48:37His mom gave me some matches. Those are the matches.
0:48:37 > 0:48:41Slow down, buddy. Slow down.
0:48:39 > 0:48:41Hey, Dad...
0:48:41 > 0:48:44Louis has dirty magazines. What are dirty magazines?
0:48:44 > 0:48:46I got to be Principal.
0:48:46 > 0:48:50I got a lot of homework. I got an assignment. You know what?
0:48:50 > 0:48:52Miss Marquez ate one of my red gummy bears.
0:48:52 > 0:48:56And she said, "Way to go!" because of the basketball.
0:48:56 > 0:48:58She said Shaq better watch his back.
0:48:58 > 0:49:02She's what Grandpa calls a piece of work. What are you doing?
0:49:02 > 0:49:04I'm just...
0:49:04 > 0:49:06just shooting an ad lay-out.
0:49:06 > 0:49:09Carrots. For the Carrot Board. Giant carrots.
0:49:09 > 0:49:11Wow, that's pretty boring.
0:49:12 > 0:49:14Listen, Dad, I gotta go.
0:49:14 > 0:49:16Number one. OK?
0:49:16 > 0:49:18See you. Yeah, listen, Dad.
0:49:18 > 0:49:21Don't hug me any more in front of the guys, OK?
0:49:21 > 0:49:23Yeah, you know, like... It's weird.
0:49:23 > 0:49:26I'll take the matches in the bathroom,
0:49:26 > 0:49:28so if I do number two, I'm ready.
0:49:28 > 0:49:30OK, put your mom on.
0:49:31 > 0:49:33Brian?
0:49:33 > 0:49:35I can hear you. No, it's this cord.
0:49:37 > 0:49:39You OK?
0:49:40 > 0:49:41Honey!
0:49:41 > 0:49:43Is he OK?
0:49:43 > 0:49:45Yeah. He's so excited.
0:49:50 > 0:49:52GROWLING
0:49:52 > 0:49:54Hey, Jack's mother?
0:49:54 > 0:49:56Hey, Jack?
0:49:56 > 0:49:58SHRIEKING
0:50:06 > 0:50:08Jack's mother?
0:50:08 > 0:50:10Can Jack come out and play?
0:50:11 > 0:50:13I'm Mrs Powell.
0:50:13 > 0:50:16And you are?
0:50:14 > 0:50:16Louis Durante.
0:50:16 > 0:50:18WHIRRING
0:50:18 > 0:50:20I know Jack from school.
0:50:20 > 0:50:25I wondered if Jack wanted to come to a sleep-over we're having.
0:50:25 > 0:50:27I mean, if he's allowed to, and stuff.
0:50:28 > 0:50:31Well, I can check. We kinda had some other plans.
0:50:31 > 0:50:33Hey, Jack...
0:50:33 > 0:50:35Bye, Mom!
0:50:35 > 0:50:37See ya!
0:50:37 > 0:50:39Honey, be extra careful!
0:50:39 > 0:50:41Uh-huh.
0:50:41 > 0:50:43And don't stay up too late!
0:50:43 > 0:50:44No.
0:50:55 > 0:50:58So, how fast do you grow?
0:50:58 > 0:51:00Four times as fast as you.
0:51:00 > 0:51:03Like cat years?
0:51:01 > 0:51:03Yeah, sort of.
0:51:03 > 0:51:06Like, when I'm 20, I'll look really old.
0:51:06 > 0:51:09Man, you hear the first 20 are the best ones, anyway.
0:51:09 > 0:51:11My mom says it's all downhill after that.
0:51:11 > 0:51:12Yeah?
0:51:12 > 0:51:14Like this?
0:51:15 > 0:51:17Like this.
0:51:20 > 0:51:24Did you guys build this yourself?
0:51:22 > 0:51:24Yeah. Cool, huh?
0:51:24 > 0:51:26You must have started this in pre-school.
0:51:26 > 0:51:28I'll introduce you to the guys.
0:51:28 > 0:51:31Is this safe?
0:51:29 > 0:51:31Yeah, it's safe.
0:51:31 > 0:51:33CREAKING
0:51:33 > 0:51:36Don't sweat it. Go along with whatever I say.
0:51:36 > 0:51:41Do you think they'll like me?
0:51:38 > 0:51:41Hey, tight with me, tight with them.
0:51:43 > 0:51:46It's a purple one.
0:51:46 > 0:51:49Hey, Louis.
0:51:49 > 0:51:50Hey.
0:51:50 > 0:51:53I brought Jack. He's down there.
0:51:53 > 0:51:55You brought the freak?
0:51:55 > 0:51:58He's not a freak!
0:51:56 > 0:51:58You said he was a freak.
0:51:58 > 0:52:01I said wrong. Get over it. He's cool.
0:52:01 > 0:52:03He knows how to shoot hoops.
0:52:03 > 0:52:06And he did me a favour today. Here, check this out.
0:52:08 > 0:52:11Look what he picked up on the way over.
0:52:12 > 0:52:15He bought that?
0:52:14 > 0:52:15Ah!
0:52:15 > 0:52:17Walked right into the store,
0:52:17 > 0:52:19picked it up, no fear or nothing.
0:52:19 > 0:52:21My man is the man.
0:52:21 > 0:52:24That is way cool. I wish I was a freak.
0:52:24 > 0:52:27Hey, lay off the freak stuff, right?
0:52:27 > 0:52:29Jack's cool.
0:52:29 > 0:52:31We gotta let him kick in with us.
0:52:31 > 0:52:33If he walks,
0:52:33 > 0:52:35Penthouse walks.
0:52:35 > 0:52:36OK, he can hang.
0:52:36 > 0:52:40But if he weirds out, or anything, he's history. OK?
0:52:40 > 0:52:42Wait.
0:52:42 > 0:52:46The maximum weight up here is 150 pounds. It'll never hold.
0:52:46 > 0:52:50Eddie - two words. Pent, house.
0:52:48 > 0:52:50He's coming up.
0:52:56 > 0:52:58CREAKING
0:53:02 > 0:53:04Guys, this is Jack.
0:53:07 > 0:53:09CREAKING
0:53:11 > 0:53:15Man, I got a bad hip!
0:53:13 > 0:53:15Sorry.
0:53:15 > 0:53:17Watch the TV. Come on, Jack.
0:53:18 > 0:53:20Watch out, OK?
0:53:21 > 0:53:23Take it easy.
0:53:23 > 0:53:25Don't choke me.
0:53:24 > 0:53:25Watch it!
0:53:27 > 0:53:31Sit down.
0:53:29 > 0:53:31Sit down, already.
0:53:32 > 0:53:36Jack, so you bought that magazine?
0:53:34 > 0:53:36Yeah.
0:53:36 > 0:53:38I buy them all the time.
0:53:38 > 0:53:40What about Hustler? You get Hustler?
0:53:40 > 0:53:42If you want it.
0:53:42 > 0:53:45Swank?
0:53:43 > 0:53:45Yeah.
0:53:45 > 0:53:47That and, er...you know.
0:53:47 > 0:53:51All the grown-up stuff that only grown-ups can read.
0:53:51 > 0:53:55Cool. And they don't give you no trouble in buying them?
0:53:55 > 0:53:57They don't ask for ID?
0:53:57 > 0:54:01No. I just don't shave for a day, and then I look like I'm 50.
0:54:02 > 0:54:05Hey, Jack, you mind if I look at the Penthouse?
0:54:05 > 0:54:07Knock yourself out.
0:54:07 > 0:54:11So you really shave, Jack?
0:54:08 > 0:54:11Oh, yeah. I started when I was four.
0:54:11 > 0:54:14Feel.
0:54:12 > 0:54:14I'm looking forward to shaving.
0:54:14 > 0:54:16What do you think? See anything?
0:54:16 > 0:54:18Any whiskers around there?
0:54:19 > 0:54:21Yeah, there's maybe one there.
0:54:21 > 0:54:23Yeah, I think that's one.
0:54:23 > 0:54:27If I were you, I'd grow a Fu Manchu thing, or a goat.
0:54:27 > 0:54:30A goat?
0:54:28 > 0:54:30A goatee.
0:54:29 > 0:54:30Baaa-ad.
0:54:30 > 0:54:33Baaa-ad, dude. Baaa-ad, man.
0:54:34 > 0:54:36Oh, Eddie, check this out.
0:54:36 > 0:54:39Excuse me.
0:54:37 > 0:54:39You think our moms look like that?
0:54:39 > 0:54:42No, only Penthouse girls look like that.
0:54:42 > 0:54:44So, how do you like it?
0:54:44 > 0:54:47Oh, it's great. What do you guys do here all night?
0:54:47 > 0:54:51Anything we want.
0:54:51 > 0:54:53Hey, Jack, ever get an erector?
0:54:53 > 0:54:57Not yet. I'm hoping to get one for Christmas.
0:55:00 > 0:55:03I wanna hear a manly rip. Show us what you're made of.
0:55:03 > 0:55:08Wait, wait...
0:55:04 > 0:55:08PARP
0:55:05 > 0:55:08Just warming up. Feel it down below.
0:55:08 > 0:55:11PHHHRRRT
0:55:11 > 0:55:14- Oh!- That's disgusting!
0:55:15 > 0:55:19Almost blew a seam on my pants. Here comes another one!
0:55:19 > 0:55:21Oh, can this one!
0:55:21 > 0:55:23A real retro-rocket. Oh, yes!
0:55:23 > 0:55:25Out, demon spirit!
0:55:25 > 0:55:27PHHHRRRRRRT
0:55:28 > 0:55:30PHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT
0:55:30 > 0:55:32Bingo!
0:55:32 > 0:55:34Get it outta here.
0:55:34 > 0:55:37The earth is rumbling. 7.5 on the Prickter scale.
0:55:38 > 0:55:40Smell it.
0:55:40 > 0:55:42That one's got good hang-time.
0:55:43 > 0:55:45Oh, deadly!
0:55:45 > 0:55:48Nerve gas!
0:55:48 > 0:55:53Wooooooo! Fire down below!
0:55:50 > 0:55:53He's revived.
0:55:51 > 0:55:53Fire in the hole!
0:55:53 > 0:55:55Here goes, here goes!
0:55:55 > 0:55:57Flashlights off, everybody!
0:56:01 > 0:56:03Karen? Karen?
0:56:04 > 0:56:06Jack?
0:56:07 > 0:56:09No, it's me.
0:56:11 > 0:56:14We've got to be there in a half-hour.
0:56:15 > 0:56:17Don't make fun.
0:56:17 > 0:56:19I never would.
0:56:22 > 0:56:26We usually come in here and have our little talks before bed-time.
0:56:26 > 0:56:30You feel traded in for a bunch of spitting, swearing ten-year-olds?
0:56:30 > 0:56:32You've still got me, you know.
0:56:40 > 0:56:42It's just the way it is for everybody.
0:56:42 > 0:56:45You give birth to 'em, you clothe 'em, you feed 'em.
0:56:45 > 0:56:48Then one day you come home, they're teenagers.
0:56:48 > 0:56:52They hate you and wouldn't talk to you if your hair was on fire.
0:56:53 > 0:56:55I know.
0:56:55 > 0:56:59It's just, it's the first night he's slept away from home.
0:57:00 > 0:57:02Meaning,
0:57:02 > 0:57:05we've never been alone in the house before.
0:57:05 > 0:57:07Uh-oh.
0:57:07 > 0:57:11I think it's nice being the only size 11 shoe under our bed.
0:57:18 > 0:57:21I just hope he's OK.
0:57:21 > 0:57:23I got another one in me!
0:57:25 > 0:57:28We need more ketchup!
0:57:28 > 0:57:30Maggot soup.
0:57:32 > 0:57:35Jack, you better eat this.
0:57:39 > 0:57:41What are you doing? Sardines!
0:57:43 > 0:57:47No, I can't do it. Don't put that in, don't put that in.
0:57:47 > 0:57:50Go! Go! Go!
0:57:48 > 0:57:50Worms?
0:57:50 > 0:57:52Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
0:57:52 > 0:57:55CHANTING
0:57:55 > 0:57:57No, no, no!
0:57:57 > 0:57:59Go! Go!
0:57:59 > 0:58:01No, no...
0:58:01 > 0:58:03Let me put my hand in it.
0:58:21 > 0:58:23Watch out! He's gonna spew!
0:58:24 > 0:58:26I'm warning you.
0:58:29 > 0:58:32Wow, not bad.
0:58:30 > 0:58:32BURRRRP
0:58:40 > 0:58:43Hey, Jack!
0:58:41 > 0:58:43Hey, Louis!
0:58:43 > 0:58:46Let us up. I want to see what it's like up there.
0:58:46 > 0:58:48Will you hold on for one second?
0:58:48 > 0:58:52We want to clean it up a little.
0:58:50 > 0:58:52See? He's gonna let us up.
0:58:52 > 0:58:54He's not.
0:58:54 > 0:58:55He said it.
0:58:55 > 0:58:58Boys do not clean up. "Clean it up a little."
0:58:58 > 0:59:00He's lying.
0:59:00 > 0:59:02Yeah, right(!) I bet you. Watch.
0:59:02 > 0:59:04No girls allowed!
0:59:12 > 0:59:14CHEERING
0:59:14 > 0:59:16Left.
0:59:16 > 0:59:18Left, right, left.
0:59:19 > 0:59:21Hey, Ed, are you Dr Kevorkian?
0:59:21 > 0:59:23Yeah.
0:59:23 > 0:59:25Peppermints.
0:59:25 > 0:59:27Pom-Poms. Power Bar.
0:59:27 > 0:59:29Pez.
0:59:29 > 0:59:31Some peanuts.
0:59:31 > 0:59:33Penthouse.
0:59:34 > 0:59:36OK, and a Penthouse.
0:59:36 > 0:59:39"Jack, do you read me? Do you read me? Come in."
0:59:39 > 0:59:42Ten-four. We have lift-off. I have the Penthouse.
0:59:42 > 0:59:44Do you have a picture of the Pope?
0:59:44 > 0:59:46Starts with P.
0:59:46 > 0:59:48LAUGHTER
0:59:48 > 0:59:51Hey, guys...I've brought a friend.
0:59:51 > 0:59:53OK?
0:59:57 > 0:59:59HE WHISTLES
1:00:02 > 1:00:04CREAKING
1:00:05 > 1:00:07This is Mr Woodruff.
1:00:08 > 1:00:10Are you ten, too?
1:00:12 > 1:00:14Well, if you ask my wife...
1:00:14 > 1:00:18No, I'm afraid I'm just a regular garden variety old fart.
1:00:20 > 1:00:23I mean, this tree-house wasn't made for...
1:00:23 > 1:00:25What?
1:00:25 > 1:00:27It won't hold, you know.
1:00:29 > 1:00:31CREAKING
1:00:32 > 1:00:36Well, now... This place is a lot hipper than I thought.
1:00:37 > 1:00:39No, it isn't.
1:00:39 > 1:00:40So...
1:00:40 > 1:00:42I hear you're a good tutor.
1:00:42 > 1:00:45Well, I don't like to blow my own horn, but...
1:00:48 > 1:00:52You know, twin cheeks, let one fly.
1:00:50 > 1:00:52Do what?
1:00:52 > 1:00:54You wanna fart in a can?
1:00:54 > 1:00:57I'm afraid, boys, you wouldn't want that to happen.
1:00:57 > 1:00:59Some of my parts are rotten.
1:00:59 > 1:01:02Come on, you said you were a good "tooter".
1:01:02 > 1:01:05I've been known to chase whole families away.
1:01:05 > 1:01:08You mean you're better than Jack?
1:01:08 > 1:01:10I taught Jack.
1:01:15 > 1:01:17No, this is enough.
1:01:17 > 1:01:19A little Tabasco coming in.
1:01:21 > 1:01:25It tastes like chicken.
1:01:23 > 1:01:25Did you eat this, Jack?
1:01:25 > 1:01:27Everybody has to.
1:01:27 > 1:01:29Did you eat it, really?
1:01:29 > 1:01:31Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
1:01:31 > 1:01:33CHANTING CONTINUES
1:01:38 > 1:01:40I love you, man!
1:01:49 > 1:01:51You're in.
1:01:51 > 1:01:54I am? Oh, thank you so much.
1:01:54 > 1:01:56# He's gonna get caught... #
1:01:56 > 1:02:00Are you sure this is a cool song?
1:01:57 > 1:01:59This is a cool song.
1:01:59 > 1:02:03# He's gonna get caught... #
1:02:00 > 1:02:03This doesn't sound like a cool song.
1:02:03 > 1:02:06# Why is everybody always pickin' on...? #
1:02:06 > 1:02:08You know the parts.
1:02:08 > 1:02:11EVERYONE HUMS
1:02:09 > 1:02:11# Fee, fee, fi, fi, fo, fo, fum
1:02:11 > 1:02:14# I smell smoke in the auditorium
1:02:14 > 1:02:17# Charlie Brown!
1:02:15 > 1:02:17# Charlie Brown!
1:02:17 > 1:02:20# He's a clown!
1:02:20 > 1:02:22# Boo-da-bow! Bum-bum!
1:02:22 > 1:02:26# He's gonna get caught Just you wait and see
1:02:26 > 1:02:29# Why is everybody always picking on me? #
1:02:29 > 1:02:31HUMMING
1:02:36 > 1:02:39# Dang-dang, ding-a-dang
1:02:37 > 1:02:39# Who's always throwing spit-balls?
1:02:41 > 1:02:43# Who, me?
1:02:42 > 1:02:43# Yeah, you! #
1:02:43 > 1:02:44Watch out!
1:02:44 > 1:02:46No, no, no, no.
1:02:47 > 1:02:51Please, people, we're at the absolute limit here!
1:02:55 > 1:02:58Everybody stay calm.
1:03:00 > 1:03:02Stay calm!
1:03:41 > 1:03:43Stay...calm.
1:03:43 > 1:03:47I told you so! I told you so! We could have been killed!
1:03:47 > 1:03:50# Why is everybody always falling on me? #
1:03:50 > 1:03:54- RADIO:- 'Speaking of the Mayor, it's a busy day for him today,
1:03:54 > 1:03:56'with the opening ceremony...
1:04:00 > 1:04:04'Enjoy the festivities. Be sure to bring along the kids if you can.'
1:04:15 > 1:04:17Jack, honey!
1:04:17 > 1:04:20It's 8:15.
1:04:21 > 1:04:22You're pushing it.
1:04:31 > 1:04:34When I grow up, I want to get married when I'm 28.
1:04:36 > 1:04:38If you get married before that,
1:04:38 > 1:04:40statistics say you'll be divorced.
1:04:40 > 1:04:43However, I feel if I wait till my late 20s,
1:04:43 > 1:04:45I can fool statistics
1:04:45 > 1:04:48and live happily ever after with my husband,
1:04:48 > 1:04:50who will also be over 28.
1:04:50 > 1:04:53What do I want to be when I grow up?
1:04:53 > 1:04:55Alive.
1:04:55 > 1:04:57BELL RINGS
1:04:58 > 1:05:00Hey, Jack?
1:05:00 > 1:05:02What's wrong, buddy?
1:05:02 > 1:05:05Nothing.
1:05:03 > 1:05:05Come on, let's go.
1:05:05 > 1:05:08I've got to stay and ask Miss Marquez something.
1:05:08 > 1:05:10You want me to stick around?
1:05:10 > 1:05:14Yeah, but I'll see you downstairs.
1:05:12 > 1:05:14Good luck.
1:05:14 > 1:05:17You stud, you.
1:05:21 > 1:05:23Bye-bye. I'll see you tomorrow.
1:05:29 > 1:05:31Jack, you're still here.
1:05:34 > 1:05:36Jack, do you feel OK?
1:05:36 > 1:05:38Is everything all right?
1:05:38 > 1:05:41- Hm-mm.- OK.
1:05:54 > 1:05:56I know you like them.
1:05:56 > 1:05:58I saved all the red gummy bears.
1:05:58 > 1:06:00Took a long time to get a whole bag.
1:06:02 > 1:06:05This is very sweet of you, Jack. Thank you.
1:06:05 > 1:06:07So I'm a nice guy, huh?
1:06:08 > 1:06:11You're a very nice young man, yes.
1:06:13 > 1:06:15Miss Marquez...
1:06:15 > 1:06:19I was thinking that maybe if you didn't have anything to do...
1:06:19 > 1:06:22that you might want to go to the dance with me.
1:06:23 > 1:06:25I would be really, really fun.
1:06:25 > 1:06:27Oh, Jackie...
1:06:29 > 1:06:32So, you wanna go? My mom will drive us.
1:06:33 > 1:06:36Jack, you don't wanna go with me. I'm an old lady.
1:06:36 > 1:06:39But that's why. That's why I want to go with you.
1:06:39 > 1:06:41I can't go with the girls my age,
1:06:41 > 1:06:44because I look so much older than them.
1:06:44 > 1:06:46You look just like me.
1:06:49 > 1:06:52Oh, Jackie...
1:06:52 > 1:06:55You are still a very young man.
1:06:55 > 1:06:57Up here.
1:07:00 > 1:07:02I...I know...
1:07:02 > 1:07:06I look closer to your age than the girls in class. You're right.
1:07:06 > 1:07:08So what time should my mom and I pick you up?
1:07:14 > 1:07:16Jack...
1:07:16 > 1:07:18you are my student,
1:07:18 > 1:07:20and I'm your teacher.
1:07:20 > 1:07:24And teachers and students don't go to dances together.
1:07:24 > 1:07:26Do you understand that?
1:07:26 > 1:07:28Please?
1:07:31 > 1:07:32No.
1:07:33 > 1:07:35I'm sorry, honey.
1:07:35 > 1:07:38It just wouldn't be right.
1:07:39 > 1:07:41Do you understand?
1:07:41 > 1:07:44Oh, Jackie, don't.
1:07:45 > 1:07:49Oh, Jack...
1:07:47 > 1:07:49I'm OK.
1:07:49 > 1:07:51Jack...Jack, wait.
1:07:51 > 1:07:55Jack, come back! Let's talk!
1:07:53 > 1:07:55I don't want to talk!
1:07:55 > 1:07:57Jack, it has nothing to do with you.
1:08:13 > 1:08:15Jack?
1:08:14 > 1:08:15It hurts.
1:08:15 > 1:08:18Somebody help us! Somebody help!
1:08:18 > 1:08:21Something's wrong.
1:08:19 > 1:08:21Hold on.
1:08:21 > 1:08:23Somebody help! Somebody help!
1:08:24 > 1:08:26Miss Marquez! Jack's hurt!
1:08:29 > 1:08:32Nurse, which way is Intensive Care?
1:08:32 > 1:08:35Down the hall, first left, up the stairs.
1:08:37 > 1:08:39I think what happened here
1:08:39 > 1:08:42is the result of severe strain.
1:08:42 > 1:08:44So it wasn't a heart attack?
1:08:45 > 1:08:47Well, not exactly.
1:08:47 > 1:08:50This is a form of arteriosclerosis,
1:08:50 > 1:08:52or angina.
1:08:52 > 1:08:55But Jack's situation is unique.
1:08:55 > 1:08:59That's your heart.
1:08:57 > 1:08:59Is it OK?
1:08:59 > 1:09:03Uh-huh. Wait for your parents here. They'll be a few more minutes.
1:09:05 > 1:09:07Can I have a sucker?
1:09:07 > 1:09:09His internal clock is running out.
1:09:11 > 1:09:14The physical signs of ageing
1:09:14 > 1:09:16are going to occur more quickly.
1:09:16 > 1:09:18His body is working overtime.
1:09:18 > 1:09:20Little things that we take for granted
1:09:20 > 1:09:22are going to affect him truly.
1:09:49 > 1:09:51 Hey...
1:09:53 > 1:09:55Go on.
1:09:55 > 1:09:57Hey.
1:10:17 > 1:10:19How do you feel, Jackie?
1:10:19 > 1:10:21I'm OK.
1:10:23 > 1:10:27Louis just called for you. He said he hopes you feel better.
1:10:27 > 1:10:29I told him you'd call him back tomorrow.
1:10:30 > 1:10:34You need your rest.
1:10:32 > 1:10:34Why do I need rest? I feel fine.
1:10:37 > 1:10:39Here.
1:10:39 > 1:10:42What's that?
1:10:40 > 1:10:42It's for you.
1:10:42 > 1:10:44A surprise?
1:10:47 > 1:10:49Thanks.
1:10:51 > 1:10:53Honey...
1:10:58 > 1:11:02We don't ever want anything like this to happen again.
1:11:02 > 1:11:06So we're gonna go back to the way it was before you started school.
1:11:09 > 1:11:10No.
1:11:12 > 1:11:15Remember all the fun we had?
1:11:13 > 1:11:15No.
1:11:15 > 1:11:17No!
1:11:17 > 1:11:19NO!! NO!!
1:11:20 > 1:11:22It wasn't fun!
1:11:24 > 1:11:27Jack, it's... It's the only way.
1:11:27 > 1:11:29What about my friends?
1:11:29 > 1:11:31What about Louis and George and John-John?
1:11:31 > 1:11:35Oh, honey, they'll come and they'll visit with you.
1:11:35 > 1:11:37Mr Woodruff will come.
1:11:38 > 1:11:40I want to be with my friends.
1:11:40 > 1:11:42I want to be outside.
1:11:42 > 1:11:44Honey, please don't do that.
1:11:44 > 1:11:46Please, Mom.
1:11:44 > 1:11:46I'm not being mean.
1:11:46 > 1:11:50Mom, come on.
1:11:48 > 1:11:50Hey, remember.
1:11:50 > 1:11:54# Button up your overcoat When the wind blows free
1:11:54 > 1:11:57# Take good care of yourself You belong to me. #
1:11:57 > 1:11:59No, I don't!
1:12:03 > 1:12:05Dad!
1:12:10 > 1:12:12Dad!
1:12:13 > 1:12:15Dad...
1:12:17 > 1:12:20Please don't make me stay home.
1:12:20 > 1:12:22I want to go back to school.
1:12:22 > 1:12:24Please let me go back.
1:12:25 > 1:12:27Don't make me be alone.
1:12:27 > 1:12:30Please, Dad.
1:12:28 > 1:12:30OK, OK, OK.
1:12:30 > 1:12:32Please. Please.
1:12:32 > 1:12:34Please.
1:12:34 > 1:12:36WEEPING
1:12:36 > 1:12:38Jackie...
1:12:38 > 1:12:40My boy. My little boy.
1:12:41 > 1:12:43Jackie...
1:12:46 > 1:12:48Oh, please.
1:13:01 > 1:13:03I'm just saying that we can't be afraid.
1:13:03 > 1:13:05Afraid that he'll fall down.
1:13:06 > 1:13:08Afraid that he'll hurt himself.
1:13:09 > 1:13:11Or another kid.
1:13:12 > 1:13:14Afraid...
1:13:14 > 1:13:16to have another baby.
1:13:16 > 1:13:19Brian, you know we can't do that.
1:13:19 > 1:13:21No, I don't know that.
1:13:21 > 1:13:23You know another baby might be like...
1:13:23 > 1:13:25I don't know anything of the sort.
1:13:25 > 1:13:27The doctors never told us that.
1:13:27 > 1:13:29Hon, ten years ago,
1:13:29 > 1:13:31when we had Jack,
1:13:31 > 1:13:34we thought he was gonna be the first of three, four.
1:13:34 > 1:13:37It's not the time to talk about it.
1:13:37 > 1:13:39Sooner or later, we have to talk about it.
1:13:39 > 1:13:41SIRENS IN DISTANCE
1:13:45 > 1:13:48Nice set of wheels you got there, boy(!)
1:13:48 > 1:13:50RETCHING
1:13:50 > 1:13:52Whoa! OK?
1:13:52 > 1:13:54You OK?
1:13:57 > 1:14:00Here, have another hit off this. That'll help.
1:14:02 > 1:14:04Check your bike, buddy?
1:14:05 > 1:14:07SOUL MUSIC
1:14:10 > 1:14:14So he starts this minimalist joke. You heard of that?
1:14:14 > 1:14:16It's supposed to be funny.
1:14:16 > 1:14:18Here's one.
1:14:18 > 1:14:19Knock.
1:14:19 > 1:14:22This is the joke. Knock. That's it.
1:14:22 > 1:14:25This guy comes in here, he asks for Q-Tips.
1:14:25 > 1:14:28We can't even give him aspirin.
1:14:28 > 1:14:31No kidding. He gets mad at me because I don't have Q-Tips.
1:14:31 > 1:14:34This is no drugstore. What?
1:14:35 > 1:14:37Cool.
1:14:47 > 1:14:50What? What do you want?
1:14:52 > 1:14:54I'll have a...
1:14:54 > 1:14:57Shirley Temple, with extra marciano cherries.
1:14:58 > 1:15:00Maraschino.
1:15:00 > 1:15:02That's what I said. Maraschino.
1:15:05 > 1:15:09Get him a Madonna. A Madonna's a Shirley Temple without the cherry.
1:15:12 > 1:15:14Bring him one of these, will you?
1:15:14 > 1:15:16I'm Paulie. How are you doing?
1:15:17 > 1:15:20OK. My name's Jack.
1:15:20 > 1:15:22To Jack.
1:15:25 > 1:15:28There you go, buddy.
1:15:26 > 1:15:28To Paulie.
1:15:28 > 1:15:31Here's looking at you, kid.
1:15:29 > 1:15:31I'm no kid!
1:15:31 > 1:15:33All right.
1:15:37 > 1:15:41You like that? Gets the bugs out of your nose.
1:15:41 > 1:15:43DRUNKEN GIGGLING
1:15:43 > 1:15:46So she says to me, "I wanna spank you now."
1:15:46 > 1:15:49Oh, no!
1:15:47 > 1:15:49Spank me!
1:15:49 > 1:15:51You must have been a bad boy.
1:15:51 > 1:15:53Oh, yeah. Paulie was bad.
1:15:53 > 1:15:55Bad? Oh, wow! What did you do?
1:15:57 > 1:15:59Well, you know, this led to that,
1:15:59 > 1:16:02and I...I ended up going limp.
1:16:02 > 1:16:04You hurt your leg?
1:16:04 > 1:16:07Yeah. I...I couldn't get it started.
1:16:07 > 1:16:10Stuck there in my birthday suit, limp as a wet noodle.
1:16:10 > 1:16:14It was your birthday?
1:16:11 > 1:16:14Humiliated beyond belief, beyond repair.
1:16:16 > 1:16:18That ever happen to you?
1:16:18 > 1:16:21Lots.
1:16:19 > 1:16:21Oh, Christ.
1:16:21 > 1:16:23Oh, man. Now, that is a pity.
1:16:24 > 1:16:26Well, what can I tell you, man?
1:16:26 > 1:16:28You a married man, Jack?
1:16:29 > 1:16:33Not yet. You're a lucky man. Don't give that up.
1:16:35 > 1:16:37Yeah, mine...
1:16:37 > 1:16:41Mine threw me out when she found out about my little escapades.
1:16:41 > 1:16:44She wanted to take me back, but I said no.
1:16:44 > 1:16:47I said no, because it's time to make a change.
1:16:48 > 1:16:52That's what it's about, isn't it? It's all about change.
1:16:53 > 1:16:55God.
1:16:55 > 1:16:57I'll tell you,
1:16:57 > 1:16:59it is God's cruel trick, Jack.
1:17:00 > 1:17:02First you start losing your hair.
1:17:02 > 1:17:05Then it starts growing on your back, like that.
1:17:05 > 1:17:07Out of your nose. Look.
1:17:07 > 1:17:09And your ears.
1:17:09 > 1:17:11Yeah. What's that all about?
1:17:11 > 1:17:14Eyebrows start growing all out of whack.
1:17:14 > 1:17:17Next thing you know, you're like some bald gorilla.
1:17:17 > 1:17:19Some kind of freak.
1:17:19 > 1:17:25Then you're pushing up the daisies in some depressing cemetery.
1:17:33 > 1:17:36Now, there is a sad story for you.
1:17:36 > 1:17:40I know her.
1:17:37 > 1:17:40You do? Husband ran out on her and the kids.
1:17:40 > 1:17:42Kid.
1:17:40 > 1:17:42Haven't seen him since,
1:17:42 > 1:17:44I guess.
1:17:46 > 1:17:48You could crack walnuts on her ass.
1:18:03 > 1:18:05Principal Powell!
1:18:06 > 1:18:10I'm so surprised to see you here!
1:18:10 > 1:18:12Oh, what a nice surprise!
1:18:12 > 1:18:14I can't believe it.
1:18:14 > 1:18:18Nice to see you. It's nice to see someone I know.
1:18:19 > 1:18:22Well, that's a nice thing to say.
1:18:22 > 1:18:24How are you doing?
1:18:24 > 1:18:27I can't believe you're here.
1:18:25 > 1:18:27Me, too.
1:18:27 > 1:18:32Believe me, that wasn't the first match-book I ever passed out.
1:18:34 > 1:18:36That looks like fun.
1:18:36 > 1:18:38You wanna go dance?
1:18:38 > 1:18:40OK.
1:18:42 > 1:18:44Oh.
1:18:44 > 1:18:46Mmm, so gallant.
1:18:46 > 1:18:48You man, you.
1:18:50 > 1:18:52SMOOCHY MUSIC
1:19:06 > 1:19:08I like you.
1:19:08 > 1:19:12You're so different from a lot of the men I know.
1:19:12 > 1:19:14And you know who else likes you?
1:19:15 > 1:19:17My Louis.
1:19:17 > 1:19:19He's a great judge of character.
1:19:19 > 1:19:22I don't know where he gets it from.
1:19:24 > 1:19:27He hates everybody that I usually go for.
1:19:29 > 1:19:31I like a burly guy.
1:19:31 > 1:19:33Uh-oh, honey.
1:19:36 > 1:19:39I got a good feeling about you, mister.
1:19:56 > 1:20:00What's the matter?
1:19:58 > 1:20:00I gotta go.
1:20:00 > 1:20:01Why?
1:20:01 > 1:20:03You're Louis's mom. I gotta go.
1:20:03 > 1:20:06That's what makes it so perfect, honey.
1:20:06 > 1:20:08I'm Louis's mom,
1:20:08 > 1:20:10and you're Louis's principal.
1:20:15 > 1:20:17Hey, watch it! Oh, you!
1:20:17 > 1:20:19The second time tonight. You stupid?
1:20:21 > 1:20:23Where are you going, man?
1:20:23 > 1:20:25I want an apology.
1:20:25 > 1:20:29Sorry.
1:20:26 > 1:20:29No, that's not good enough.
1:20:29 > 1:20:32"Sorry."
1:20:30 > 1:20:32I said I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
1:20:32 > 1:20:34You totally hyper? Too much sugar?
1:20:34 > 1:20:41You think you're smart?
1:20:36 > 1:20:41Yeah, except in Social Studies.
1:20:38 > 1:20:41Would you like to study my fist?
1:20:41 > 1:20:43Hey, hey, hey! Leave him alone!
1:20:43 > 1:20:48Come on, Mr Powell.
1:20:44 > 1:20:48You gonna let your girlfriend stand up for you?
1:20:48 > 1:20:51Come on. Let's go.
1:20:49 > 1:20:51You've got the Zackly disease.
1:20:51 > 1:20:53What's that?
1:20:53 > 1:20:56Your mouth smells zackly like your butt!
1:20:56 > 1:20:58Did you get that from Louis? He says that.
1:20:58 > 1:21:01You're a loser!
1:20:59 > 1:21:01Yeah?
1:21:01 > 1:21:04Losers say what?
1:21:01 > 1:21:04What?
1:21:02 > 1:21:04Loser!
1:21:04 > 1:21:07Rubber glue, sticks to you!
1:21:05 > 1:21:07What are you doing?
1:21:07 > 1:21:10I'm a loser, but you're a son-of-a-bitch!
1:21:10 > 1:21:14I can't believe you said that! You cussed! You said the B-word!
1:21:14 > 1:21:17You're gonna get in so much trouble.
1:21:18 > 1:21:20Trouble?
1:21:21 > 1:21:23Trouble!
1:21:30 > 1:21:32You OK?
1:21:34 > 1:21:36Paulie!
1:21:36 > 1:21:39Paulie!
1:21:37 > 1:21:39Don't worry. Happens all the time.
1:21:43 > 1:21:46Mr Powell, put your feet on the marks on the floor.
1:21:46 > 1:21:49Now look up at the camera. Hold the plaque chin-high.
1:21:52 > 1:21:54Now turn to your right.
1:21:58 > 1:22:00Jack Powell?
1:22:01 > 1:22:03Your bail's posted, pal.
1:22:06 > 1:22:08Come on.
1:22:17 > 1:22:19Get your stuff here, you can go.
1:22:20 > 1:22:22You've got a library card,
1:22:22 > 1:22:24a pocket knife,
1:22:24 > 1:22:26Spider Man watch,
1:22:26 > 1:22:29Pez dispenser.
1:22:27 > 1:22:29Where's my Pog?
1:22:29 > 1:22:31It was a slammer.
1:22:36 > 1:22:39Is my mom here?
1:22:39 > 1:22:42Oh, Mr Powell. Are you OK?
1:22:44 > 1:22:46Hey, buddy boy! Take care!
1:22:46 > 1:22:50They were shocked to hear they'd arrested the Principal.
1:23:04 > 1:23:06Sorry about tonight.
1:23:06 > 1:23:08That's OK.
1:23:14 > 1:23:16You've got eyes just like...
1:23:16 > 1:23:18Louis.
1:23:18 > 1:23:20So young-looking.
1:23:20 > 1:23:23That's the strangest thing.
1:23:25 > 1:23:27What kind of eye cream do you use?
1:23:27 > 1:23:29Can I have about a quart?
1:23:32 > 1:23:34Well...
1:23:34 > 1:23:36It's been a long night.
1:23:36 > 1:23:38Gonna let you out of my chariot.
1:23:39 > 1:23:41Better be going.
1:23:41 > 1:23:43Thanks for taking me home.
1:23:53 > 1:23:55Good night, Mr Powell.
1:24:58 > 1:25:00Hey, Mr Woodruff.
1:25:00 > 1:25:02How are you doing, fellas?
1:25:05 > 1:25:07How the tree-house coming?
1:25:07 > 1:25:09It looks like my room.
1:25:09 > 1:25:12We're just hanging, trying to catch Jack.
1:25:12 > 1:25:15Jack's still a little tired, boys, and he's sleeping.
1:25:15 > 1:25:19I'll tell him you came by.
1:25:16 > 1:25:19Gimme some skin, boys.
1:25:20 > 1:25:22I'll take this up to Jack for you.
1:25:22 > 1:25:25- ALL: - Bye, Mr Woodruff. Bye, Mrs Powell.
1:25:27 > 1:25:29Thank you for coming.
1:25:30 > 1:25:33He's been in his room for two and a half weeks.
1:25:33 > 1:25:36Maybe you could talk to him.
1:25:36 > 1:25:38He's very confused.
1:25:38 > 1:25:40I think he's realised how fragile his life is.
1:25:42 > 1:25:44You know, maybe I'm not the answer.
1:25:44 > 1:25:47Maybe he needs to go back to school.
1:25:47 > 1:25:49He can't go back to school.
1:25:49 > 1:25:52That's what started this in the first place.
1:25:52 > 1:25:54We can't risk his health again.
1:25:54 > 1:25:57Jack, Mr Woodruff's here to see you!
1:26:01 > 1:26:03Here, give me this.
1:26:06 > 1:26:08Jack, honey?
1:26:08 > 1:26:10Mr Woodruff's here to see you.
1:26:31 > 1:26:33Why don't you want me to teach you anymore?
1:26:35 > 1:26:39Why do I have to learn stuff I'm never going to use?
1:26:40 > 1:26:42That isn't why I'm teaching you.
1:26:42 > 1:26:46I'm teaching you so you'll learn something new, interesting.
1:26:47 > 1:26:49I don't care anymore.
1:26:57 > 1:26:59Is he sick?
1:26:59 > 1:27:01No, I don't think so.
1:27:01 > 1:27:03Then what's wrong with him?
1:27:03 > 1:27:05He's ageing.
1:27:05 > 1:27:07Is he coming back?
1:27:09 > 1:27:11I wish he'd come back.
1:27:11 > 1:27:14So do I.
1:27:12 > 1:27:14Yeah, so do I.
1:27:14 > 1:27:16Hey, we all do.
1:27:27 > 1:27:29What are you doing?
1:27:29 > 1:27:31Going home.
1:27:31 > 1:27:33You'll be back tomorrow?
1:27:34 > 1:27:37This is yours.
1:27:35 > 1:27:37You can't quit.
1:27:37 > 1:27:39I don't consider myself quitting.
1:27:39 > 1:27:41I consider myself...
1:27:41 > 1:27:43losing a student.
1:27:43 > 1:27:46You know why I like to teach children, Jack?
1:27:46 > 1:27:48So I don't get so...
1:27:48 > 1:27:50wrapped up in being an adult.
1:27:50 > 1:27:53So I can remember that there are other things...
1:27:54 > 1:27:57..that are important in life.
1:27:57 > 1:27:59Like riding a bike.
1:28:00 > 1:28:02Playing in a tree-house.
1:28:02 > 1:28:04Splashing in water
1:28:04 > 1:28:06with your good shoes on.
1:28:10 > 1:28:12And you, my friend,
1:28:12 > 1:28:15were my...most special student.
1:28:15 > 1:28:17And until recently,
1:28:17 > 1:28:20you were everything I ever wanted in a student.
1:28:20 > 1:28:22You were a shooting star
1:28:22 > 1:28:24amongst ordinary stars.
1:28:24 > 1:28:27Have you ever seen a shooting star, Jack?
1:28:27 > 1:28:29No.
1:28:30 > 1:28:33It's wonderful. It passes quickly.
1:28:33 > 1:28:36But while it's here, it just lights up the whole sky.
1:28:36 > 1:28:39It's the most beautiful thing you'd ever want to see.
1:28:39 > 1:28:42So beautiful that the other stars...
1:28:42 > 1:28:45stop,
1:28:45 > 1:28:47and watch.
1:28:50 > 1:28:53You almost never see one.
1:28:51 > 1:28:53Why?
1:28:53 > 1:28:56Because they're very rare. Quite rare.
1:28:56 > 1:28:59But I saw one.
1:28:59 > 1:29:02I did.
1:29:09 > 1:29:11I just want to be a regular star.
1:29:15 > 1:29:17Jack...
1:29:17 > 1:29:19you'll never be regular.
1:29:19 > 1:29:21You're spectacular.
1:29:30 > 1:29:33Mr Woodruff?
1:30:05 > 1:30:07Eureka.
1:30:11 > 1:30:13Yo, Mrs Powell!
1:30:13 > 1:30:15Hey, Mrs Powell!
1:30:16 > 1:30:18Hey, Jack's mother!
1:30:18 > 1:30:20Jack's mother!
1:30:20 > 1:30:22Mrs Powell?
1:30:33 > 1:30:35Hey, can Jack come out and play?
1:30:36 > 1:30:39I'm sorry, Louis. He can't.
1:30:39 > 1:30:42But why don't you try again in a couple of days?
1:30:46 > 1:30:48Hey, Jack's mother!
1:30:49 > 1:30:51Mrs Powell!
1:30:51 > 1:30:53Mrs Powell!
1:30:55 > 1:30:57Can Jack come out and play?
1:30:59 > 1:31:01He doesn't want to.
1:31:16 > 1:31:19- BOTH:- Hey, Jack's mother!
1:31:19 > 1:31:21Jack's mother!
1:31:23 > 1:31:25Jack's mother!
1:31:25 > 1:31:27Can Jack come out and play?
1:31:27 > 1:31:29Girls, I'm sorry.
1:31:29 > 1:31:31He doesn't want to.
1:31:31 > 1:31:34Can we see him so we'll know he's alive?
1:31:41 > 1:31:44I told you!
1:31:42 > 1:31:44No, I told you!
1:31:59 > 1:32:03Hey, Jack's mother!
1:32:01 > 1:32:03I know, I know.
1:32:03 > 1:32:06Can Jack come out and play?
1:32:04 > 1:32:06Yeah, can he?
1:32:06 > 1:32:08You're not going to go away, are you?
1:32:08 > 1:32:10Hey, Jack's mother!
1:32:10 > 1:32:12Yo, Jack!
1:32:12 > 1:32:15Come on out, man! Come on out!
1:32:15 > 1:32:17Kids, I'm sorry.
1:32:17 > 1:32:20He just doesn't want to come out today.
1:32:21 > 1:32:23Try again some other time.
1:32:25 > 1:32:27KIDS ALL TALK
1:32:31 > 1:32:33ALL SHOUT FOR JACK
1:33:18 > 1:33:21- EVERYONE:- Can Jack come out to play?
1:34:29 > 1:34:31Mom? Dad?
1:34:32 > 1:34:34I'm going to school.
1:34:38 > 1:34:41Mom, please say it's OK.
1:34:42 > 1:34:44Well, you better hurry up.
1:34:44 > 1:34:47You don't want to be late.
1:34:49 > 1:34:51Thanks.
1:34:53 > 1:34:55Peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
1:34:55 > 1:34:57I've got to turn in my assignment.
1:34:57 > 1:35:00When I grow up, I want to put on about 250 pounds
1:35:00 > 1:35:02and be a rapper like Heavy D,
1:35:02 > 1:35:04except Heavy E.
1:35:04 > 1:35:06I want to go to China,
1:35:06 > 1:35:09and film a music video called "Chubby".
1:35:14 > 1:35:17Then I might want to be a part-time boxer,
1:35:17 > 1:35:20or a kickboxer, so I can kick some butt.
1:35:20 > 1:35:22Louis?
1:35:26 > 1:35:29I want to be just like my best friend when I grow up.
1:35:30 > 1:35:33He's only ten, but he looks much older.
1:35:35 > 1:35:37He's like the perfect grown-up,
1:35:37 > 1:35:39because on the inside,
1:35:39 > 1:35:41he's still just a kid.
1:35:42 > 1:35:45He's not afraid to learn things,
1:35:45 > 1:35:47or try things,
1:35:47 > 1:35:49or to meet new people,
1:35:49 > 1:35:51the way most grown-ups are.
1:35:51 > 1:35:55It's like he's looking at everything for the first time.
1:35:55 > 1:35:57Because he is.
1:35:57 > 1:35:59Most grown-ups aren't like that.
1:36:00 > 1:36:02Most grown-ups just want to...
1:36:02 > 1:36:04go to work and make money,
1:36:04 > 1:36:06and show off to the neighbours.
1:36:06 > 1:36:11And more than anything, he knows how to be a great friend...
1:36:11 > 1:36:14more than most people.
1:36:12 > 1:36:14It's Jack!
1:36:14 > 1:36:16Jack! It's Jack!
1:36:17 > 1:36:19Jack!
1:36:19 > 1:36:21Good to have you back.
1:36:20 > 1:36:21Sorry I'm late.
1:36:21 > 1:36:23That's OK.
1:36:23 > 1:36:25Jack.
1:36:24 > 1:36:25Louis.
1:36:25 > 1:36:27Your seat's waiting for you.
1:36:27 > 1:36:30We were just in the middle of Louis's essay.
1:36:30 > 1:36:32EVERYONE SAYS HELLO
1:36:40 > 1:36:42Louis, you may continue.
1:36:44 > 1:36:46More than anything,
1:36:46 > 1:36:48he knows how to be a great friend.
1:36:48 > 1:36:51More than most people who look like adults.
1:36:53 > 1:36:56So I may not know what I wanna be when I grow up.
1:36:56 > 1:36:58Right now, I really don't care.
1:36:59 > 1:37:01But I do know who I want to be like.
1:37:02 > 1:37:04I want to be like the giant.
1:37:06 > 1:37:08The big guy.
1:37:08 > 1:37:10My best friend.
1:37:10 > 1:37:12Jack.
1:37:15 > 1:37:17Thank you.
1:37:17 > 1:37:19APPLAUSE
1:37:23 > 1:37:25Very good, Louis.
1:37:25 > 1:37:28That was wonderful, Louis.
1:37:30 > 1:37:32Yeah, Louis, that was wonderful.
1:37:35 > 1:37:38OK, class, let's begin our lesson today.
1:37:46 > 1:37:48Are you OK, Jack?
1:37:48 > 1:37:50LAUGHTER
1:37:51 > 1:37:55All right, everybody. That's enough. Come on, settle down.
1:38:02 > 1:38:04Louis! Louis, come here, sweetie.
1:38:04 > 1:38:06Let me take a picture of you.
1:38:06 > 1:38:08Louie, come on!
1:38:08 > 1:38:11Smile. I'm still paying the damn orthodontist.
1:38:11 > 1:38:14OK, take a picture.
1:38:12 > 1:38:14Come on, Louie!
1:38:14 > 1:38:16Right there. That's good.
1:38:17 > 1:38:19Eddie! Oh, my god!
1:38:19 > 1:38:22I'm fine.
1:38:20 > 1:38:22Are you sure?
1:38:22 > 1:38:25John-John!
1:38:23 > 1:38:25George, what's up?
1:38:30 > 1:38:33You always want to sit by Joanie.
1:38:31 > 1:38:33No, I don't.
1:38:33 > 1:38:37Stop!
1:38:34 > 1:38:37You stop!
1:38:35 > 1:38:37Puh-lease!
1:38:37 > 1:38:40Please yourself.
1:38:38 > 1:38:40OK, I will.
1:38:39 > 1:38:40Do that.
1:38:43 > 1:38:45I'll take her, Brian.
1:38:57 > 1:39:00MUSIC: "LAND OF HOPE AND GLORY"
1:39:26 > 1:39:30Ladies and gentlemen, I'm honoured to introduce our valedictorian,
1:39:30 > 1:39:32Jack Charles Powell.
1:39:57 > 1:39:59Thank you, Aristotle.
1:40:03 > 1:40:05Sorry.
1:40:14 > 1:40:16Yo, Jack! Go get 'em!
1:40:18 > 1:40:20I got it, Eric.
1:40:20 > 1:40:22I'm cool.
1:40:23 > 1:40:25My speech.
1:40:27 > 1:40:31I don't have very much time these days, so I'll make it quick.
1:40:31 > 1:40:33Like my life.
1:40:36 > 1:40:40You know, as we come to the end of this phase of our life,
1:40:40 > 1:40:42we find ourselves...
1:40:42 > 1:40:45trying to remember the good times...
1:40:45 > 1:40:48and trying to forget the bad times.
1:40:49 > 1:40:52And we find ourselves thinking about the future.
1:40:52 > 1:40:55We start to worry,
1:40:55 > 1:40:58thinking, "What am I going to do?
1:40:58 > 1:41:01"Where am I going to be in ten years?"
1:41:03 > 1:41:05But I say to you,
1:41:05 > 1:41:07hey...
1:41:07 > 1:41:09look at me.
1:41:10 > 1:41:12Please, don't worry so much.
1:41:12 > 1:41:14Because, in the end,
1:41:14 > 1:41:17none of us have very long on this earth.
1:41:20 > 1:41:22Life is fleeting.
1:41:25 > 1:41:27And if you're ever distressed...
1:41:30 > 1:41:33cast your eyes to the summer sky,
1:41:33 > 1:41:37when the stars are strung across the velvety night.
1:41:38 > 1:41:41And when a shooting star streaks through the blackness,
1:41:41 > 1:41:43turning night into day...
1:41:45 > 1:41:47make a wish...
1:41:49 > 1:41:51and think of me.
1:41:53 > 1:41:55Make your life...
1:41:55 > 1:41:57spectacular.
1:42:00 > 1:42:02I know I did.
1:42:06 > 1:42:08I made it, Mom.
1:42:10 > 1:42:12I'm a grown-up.
1:42:14 > 1:42:16Thank you.
1:42:16 > 1:42:19APPLAUSE
1:42:24 > 1:42:26CHEERING
1:42:35 > 1:42:37Jackie, let's go!
1:42:37 > 1:42:40Mom, it's the guys. I gotta go.
1:42:40 > 1:42:44See you.
1:42:41 > 1:42:44Not too late.
1:42:42 > 1:42:44Yeah, next Tuesday(!)
1:42:47 > 1:42:49How sweet it is! Mom!
1:42:52 > 1:42:54Let's go!
1:42:55 > 1:42:57All right?
1:42:57 > 1:43:00There you go.
1:42:58 > 1:43:00See you, Mom!
1:43:05 > 1:43:09# What are you gonna be when you grow up?
1:43:09 > 1:43:12# What are you gonna do when your time is up?
1:43:12 > 1:43:15# What are you gonna say when things go wrong?
1:43:15 > 1:43:18# What are you gonna do when you're all alone?
1:43:18 > 1:43:20# There's a road
1:43:21 > 1:43:24# Long and winding
1:43:24 > 1:43:27# The lights are blinding
1:43:28 > 1:43:31# But it gets there
1:43:31 > 1:43:33# Don't give up
1:43:34 > 1:43:36# Don't look back
1:43:38 > 1:43:41# There's a silver lining
1:43:41 > 1:43:43# It's out there somewhere
1:43:46 > 1:43:49# Everybody wants an answer
1:43:49 > 1:43:52# Everybody needs a friend
1:43:53 > 1:43:56# We all need a shining star
1:43:56 > 1:43:59# On which we can depend
1:43:59 > 1:44:03# So tonight we're going to wish upon a star
1:44:03 > 1:44:07# We never wished upon before
1:44:07 > 1:44:10# What are you going to do when you grow up?
1:44:10 > 1:44:14# Yeah, tonight we're going to wish upon a star
1:44:14 > 1:44:17# We never wished upon before
1:44:17 > 1:44:20# What are you going to do when you grow up? #
1:45:02 > 1:45:04- EVERYONE:- Can Jack come out to play?