Father of the Bride 2

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0:00:10 > 0:00:13# Folks are blessed who make the best

0:00:13 > 0:00:14# Of every day

0:00:16 > 0:00:19# Living by their own philosophy

0:00:22 > 0:00:26# Everyone who needs the sun must find a way

0:00:28 > 0:00:33# And I have found the only way for me. #

0:00:34 > 0:00:36BELL RINGS

0:00:36 > 0:00:41# I don't believe in frettin' and grievin'

0:00:41 > 0:00:45# Why mess around with strife

0:00:46 > 0:00:48# I never was cut out

0:00:48 > 0:00:51# To step and strut out

0:00:51 > 0:00:54# Give me the simple life

0:00:56 > 0:00:58# Some find it pleasant

0:00:58 > 0:01:00# Dining on pheasant

0:01:00 > 0:01:05# Those things roll off my knife

0:01:05 > 0:01:08# Just serve me tomatoes

0:01:08 > 0:01:10# And mashed potatoes. #

0:01:10 > 0:01:11Ha-ha!

0:01:11 > 0:01:14# Give me the simple life

0:01:15 > 0:01:20# A cottage small is all I'm after

0:01:20 > 0:01:25# Not one that's spacious and wide

0:01:25 > 0:01:30# A house that rings with joy and laughter

0:01:30 > 0:01:35# And the one you love inside

0:01:35 > 0:01:38# Some like the high road

0:01:38 > 0:01:41# I like the low road

0:01:41 > 0:01:44# Free from the care and strife

0:01:44 > 0:01:48# Sounds corny and seedy

0:01:48 > 0:01:50# But yes, indeedy

0:01:50 > 0:01:54# I like the simple life

0:02:15 > 0:02:17# Life could be thrilling

0:02:17 > 0:02:20# With one who's willing

0:02:20 > 0:02:24# To be a farmer's wife

0:02:24 > 0:02:27# Kids calling me Pappy

0:02:27 > 0:02:29# Would sure make me happy

0:02:29 > 0:02:33# Give me the simple life

0:02:34 > 0:02:37# Some find it pleasant

0:02:37 > 0:02:39# Dining on pheasant

0:02:39 > 0:02:43# Those things roll off my knife

0:02:44 > 0:02:47# Just serve me tomatoes

0:02:47 > 0:02:49# And mashed potatoes

0:02:49 > 0:02:54# Give me the simple life. #

0:03:16 > 0:03:17Nina, come on!

0:03:17 > 0:03:19They're gonna be here any minute!

0:03:19 > 0:03:21< OK. We'll be right down.

0:03:33 > 0:03:34Father of the bride.

0:03:34 > 0:03:36I never thought I'd say this,

0:03:36 > 0:03:38but that whole experience was a piece of cake

0:03:38 > 0:03:39compared to the roller coaster

0:03:39 > 0:03:41I've been on this past year.

0:03:41 > 0:03:43I admit it took me a while to recover from the wedding,

0:03:43 > 0:03:46but eventually life got back to normal,

0:03:46 > 0:03:49which is exactly the way I prefer life to be.

0:03:49 > 0:03:50After the dust settled,

0:03:50 > 0:03:54I began to realise what a lucky guy I was.

0:03:54 > 0:03:56I had a wonderful home filled with memories

0:03:56 > 0:03:58and completely paid for,

0:03:58 > 0:04:02a wife I love just as much as the day I married her,

0:04:02 > 0:04:04a daughter - independent, self-sufficient,

0:04:04 > 0:04:06married, working, happy -

0:04:06 > 0:04:09a son blossoming in the middle of middle school,

0:04:09 > 0:04:12and a son-in-law gainfully employed

0:04:12 > 0:04:15and very often, out of town on business.

0:04:15 > 0:04:17Life was sweet.

0:04:17 > 0:04:21I felt for the first time ahead of the game.

0:04:21 > 0:04:23Then it dawned on me.

0:04:23 > 0:04:26I was a mere five years away from freedom.

0:04:26 > 0:04:29Soon I'd be a father with one kid married

0:04:29 > 0:04:31and the other off in college,

0:04:31 > 0:04:33and that started me thinking.

0:04:33 > 0:04:36What was I going to do with all that free time?

0:04:38 > 0:04:40Anything I wanted.

0:04:41 > 0:04:43Maybe I'd take up fly-fishing,

0:04:43 > 0:04:45travel to exotic places,

0:04:45 > 0:04:47climb mount Everest.

0:04:47 > 0:04:50I was feeling on top of the world.

0:04:50 > 0:04:53And that's when they lowered the boom on me.

0:04:53 > 0:04:55It was like that old joke -

0:04:55 > 0:04:57all those who think they have it made,

0:04:57 > 0:04:59take one step forward.

0:04:59 > 0:05:01Not so fast, George banks.

0:05:01 > 0:05:04It was about a year ago when it all started.

0:05:05 > 0:05:07Well...

0:05:07 > 0:05:10nine months ago to be exact.

0:05:13 > 0:05:15I was on my way home from work

0:05:15 > 0:05:17on a perfect fall day.

0:05:18 > 0:05:21The leaves were golden, the air was crisp,

0:05:21 > 0:05:22and I couldn't help thinking

0:05:22 > 0:05:24what a charmed life I was leading.

0:05:26 > 0:05:29Yep. I was a happy man.

0:05:48 > 0:05:49Hey!

0:05:51 > 0:05:52Hey, Dad, you hear the news?

0:05:52 > 0:05:54What news?

0:05:54 > 0:05:55I don't know. She wouldn't tell me.

0:05:55 > 0:05:56< Matty, phone!

0:05:56 > 0:05:57Got it!

0:05:57 > 0:05:59Who wouldn't tell you?

0:05:59 > 0:06:00LAUGHTER

0:06:00 > 0:06:01Hey.

0:06:01 > 0:06:02Hi, George!

0:06:02 > 0:06:04Do you think it's what we think it is?

0:06:04 > 0:06:05What? What is it?

0:06:05 > 0:06:07Somebody tell me what's going on.

0:06:07 > 0:06:09Brian called and said to be here at 6.00 sharp,

0:06:09 > 0:06:10that he and Annie

0:06:10 > 0:06:12have some important news to tell us.

0:06:12 > 0:06:13Ohh!

0:06:13 > 0:06:16This is one of those moments, George.

0:06:16 > 0:06:17I can feel it.

0:06:17 > 0:06:19< Oh, my.

0:06:20 > 0:06:22HUMMING

0:06:22 > 0:06:23Hi, honey.

0:06:23 > 0:06:25Oh, don't worry, OK?

0:06:25 > 0:06:26I'm sure nothing's wrong.

0:06:26 > 0:06:28How do you know?

0:06:28 > 0:06:29Well, I know.

0:06:29 > 0:06:30Ooh, you know?

0:06:30 > 0:06:32No, I don't really know. I just know nothing's wrong.

0:06:32 > 0:06:34Now, come on. Come on inside.

0:06:34 > 0:06:36Can I fix you a drink, George?

0:06:36 > 0:06:38No, thanks. Nina, you don't think

0:06:38 > 0:06:39Annie's been transferred back east, do you?

0:06:39 > 0:06:40No, honey. Something tells me

0:06:40 > 0:06:41this has nothing to do with work.

0:06:41 > 0:06:42THEY GIGGLE

0:06:42 > 0:06:46George, George, you sure you don't want a glass of wine?

0:06:46 > 0:06:48Cos she always said a transfer was a possibility,

0:06:48 > 0:06:50and I for one would hate it if they moved.

0:06:50 > 0:06:52Really, George? You?

0:06:52 > 0:06:54Well, they live far enough away as it is.

0:06:54 > 0:06:56Dad, they live a mile from here.

0:06:56 > 0:06:57Well, with traffic and everything -

0:06:57 > 0:06:58HORN HONKS

0:06:58 > 0:06:59Oh, there they are.

0:06:59 > 0:07:00I just don't want

0:07:00 > 0:07:02to hear the word "Boston", that's all.

0:07:02 > 0:07:04I mean, you know what's going to happen, don't you?

0:07:04 > 0:07:05First they're going to promise to come home

0:07:05 > 0:07:06for long weekends,

0:07:06 > 0:07:08then it'll be a week every other summer.

0:07:08 > 0:07:10Next thing you know we're strangers.

0:07:10 > 0:07:13We're just names on a Christmas card list.

0:07:13 > 0:07:16We'll be "those relatives out in California."

0:07:17 > 0:07:19Bummer man - he delivers.

0:07:19 > 0:07:20DOOR OPENS

0:07:20 > 0:07:21Hello!

0:07:21 > 0:07:22We're here!

0:07:22 > 0:07:24Hey! In the hallway!

0:07:24 > 0:07:27Hi! Good to see you.

0:07:27 > 0:07:28You, too.

0:07:28 > 0:07:30Ohh!

0:07:30 > 0:07:32'There she was,

0:07:32 > 0:07:33'my Annie.

0:07:33 > 0:07:35'Every time I saw her,

0:07:35 > 0:07:37'I had to remind myself she was a married woman.

0:07:37 > 0:07:41'To me, she still seemed like a kid playing house.'

0:07:41 > 0:07:42< Hi!

0:07:42 > 0:07:44< Hi.

0:07:44 > 0:07:45Hi, mom.

0:07:45 > 0:07:48How are you? Good! Are you feeling all right?

0:07:48 > 0:07:50Of course she's feeling all right. >

0:07:50 > 0:07:52Look at her. She never looked better.

0:07:52 > 0:07:53Hi, Dad.

0:07:56 > 0:07:58So any news at work?

0:07:58 > 0:07:59Any news? Any anything?

0:07:59 > 0:08:00No. Everything's great.

0:08:00 > 0:08:02Same but good. Busy.

0:08:04 > 0:08:05See?

0:08:05 > 0:08:06Hey, Dad.

0:08:06 > 0:08:07George.

0:08:07 > 0:08:08Sorry, George.

0:08:08 > 0:08:09'As long as the big news

0:08:09 > 0:08:12'wasn't that my daughter was moving 3,000 miles away,

0:08:12 > 0:08:16'her husband could call me anything he wanted.

0:08:16 > 0:08:18'In spite of myself,

0:08:18 > 0:08:21'I'd actually begun to grow somewhat fond of Brian MacKenzie.'

0:08:21 > 0:08:24Those hors d'oeuvres look so great.

0:08:24 > 0:08:25I'm starving.

0:08:27 > 0:08:28Mm-hmm.

0:08:28 > 0:08:32So what is it, Annie? What's the news?

0:08:32 > 0:08:34Well, don't you want to eat first?

0:08:34 > 0:08:35Come on, tell us. What is it?

0:08:35 > 0:08:37I know what it is! I got it. I'm positive.

0:08:37 > 0:08:38You bought a house, right?

0:08:38 > 0:08:40A place you can remodel a little closer to home?

0:08:40 > 0:08:42A house? Is that it?

0:08:42 > 0:08:43Well...

0:08:43 > 0:08:45No, no, no, no. A house is fine.

0:08:45 > 0:08:46Oh, yeah, of course.

0:08:46 > 0:08:47A house is definitely good.

0:08:47 > 0:08:48That's the big news, a house?

0:08:48 > 0:08:51Man, I thought you guys were going to have a baby.

0:08:51 > 0:08:53Ha, ha, ha! Oh, get outta here.

0:08:53 > 0:08:55Us, too.

0:08:55 > 0:08:57I know. Me, too. That's what I thought.

0:08:57 > 0:08:59That's what we were hoping for. >

0:08:59 > 0:09:00Well...

0:09:00 > 0:09:02Tell 'em.

0:09:03 > 0:09:04Your wish came true.

0:09:04 > 0:09:06I'm going to have a baby!

0:09:06 > 0:09:08Yeah, we're pregnant! Aah!

0:09:18 > 0:09:20Congratulations!

0:09:24 > 0:09:27'I never liked that Brian MacKenzie,

0:09:27 > 0:09:30'not from the moment I laid eyes on him.

0:09:30 > 0:09:33'Here my little girl was playing house,

0:09:33 > 0:09:35'and he had the nerve to...'

0:09:35 > 0:09:36< George!

0:09:36 > 0:09:39What do you say, Dad?

0:09:39 > 0:09:41Congratulations.

0:09:41 > 0:09:42Aah!

0:09:42 > 0:09:43You, too.

0:09:43 > 0:09:45Aah!

0:09:45 > 0:09:46Aah!

0:09:52 > 0:09:53Congratulations...

0:09:55 > 0:09:57..Grandpa!

0:09:58 > 0:09:59'Grandpa?!

0:09:59 > 0:10:02'First that runt steals my daughter,

0:10:02 > 0:10:04'now he makes a grandpa out of me.'

0:10:04 > 0:10:09The baby is due July 26th,

0:10:09 > 0:10:11and I like that cos that's a good, even number.

0:10:11 > 0:10:13Of course... it is going to be very hot,

0:10:13 > 0:10:15but I'm sure she's not gonna mind.

0:10:15 > 0:10:18Oh, God. Oh, George...

0:10:18 > 0:10:20can you believe the same doctor who delivered Annie

0:10:20 > 0:10:23is going to be delivering her baby?

0:10:23 > 0:10:25Oh, honey, it's so amazing.

0:10:25 > 0:10:26Yeah.

0:10:26 > 0:10:29Oh! George... I have a great idea.

0:10:29 > 0:10:33What if Franck did the baby shower for us?

0:10:33 > 0:10:34Franck!

0:10:34 > 0:10:37As a favour, honey. George... What?

0:10:37 > 0:10:39I thought you liked Franck now.

0:10:39 > 0:10:40I never actually said I liked him.

0:10:40 > 0:10:42Yes, you did. Yes, you did.

0:10:42 > 0:10:43When we were at that party with those people

0:10:43 > 0:10:45from Whatyacallit, you were just raving on...

0:10:45 > 0:10:47Well, maybe it slipped out, but I didn't mean it.

0:10:47 > 0:10:48Nina, get a grip!

0:10:48 > 0:10:49I'm not gonna go into hock

0:10:49 > 0:10:50to give Annie a baby shower.

0:10:50 > 0:10:52I just finished paying for the wedding.

0:10:52 > 0:10:55Now my stomach hurts. Where'd you put my Tums?

0:10:55 > 0:10:57All right, honey. OK. OK, OK.

0:10:57 > 0:10:59It was just a thought. Calm down.

0:10:59 > 0:11:00What's the matter with you, anyway?

0:11:00 > 0:11:01You didn't say a word during dinner.

0:11:01 > 0:11:03You're acting as if you're not happy about this.

0:11:03 > 0:11:05Who's acting?

0:11:05 > 0:11:07Oh, I see, you're not happy that your daughter

0:11:07 > 0:11:09is going to be having a baby?

0:11:09 > 0:11:11That's right, Grandma, I'm not.

0:11:11 > 0:11:14Why?

0:11:14 > 0:11:16Well, for starters, they can't afford a baby.

0:11:16 > 0:11:17Oh. Babies cost money.

0:11:17 > 0:11:19And the older they get, the more they cost.

0:11:19 > 0:11:20I mean, they didn't plan for this.

0:11:20 > 0:11:21They don't have a next egg.

0:11:21 > 0:11:23They barely have a nest!

0:11:23 > 0:11:24How are they gonna fit a baby

0:11:24 > 0:11:26into that shoebox they live in?!

0:11:26 > 0:11:27Really, George, they have more money

0:11:27 > 0:11:29than we had at their age.

0:11:29 > 0:11:32Also, what do they know about raising a kid?

0:11:32 > 0:11:33Annie's just a kid herself.

0:11:33 > 0:11:35I mean, she graduates college

0:11:35 > 0:11:36and marries the first guy she meets.

0:11:36 > 0:11:40Now they get saddled with a baby even before her career takes off.

0:11:40 > 0:11:42Why must I be the only feminist in this family?!

0:11:42 > 0:11:43< You know, I just realised something.

0:11:43 > 0:11:47I'm four foot six, I don't shave, I don't have a job,

0:11:47 > 0:11:49and I'm gonna be an uncle.

0:11:49 > 0:11:51Is there something weird about that?

0:11:53 > 0:11:56Finally, someone who thinks like I do.

0:11:56 > 0:11:58Oh, yeah - a 12-year-old.

0:11:58 > 0:12:00TELEPHONE RINGS

0:12:02 > 0:12:04Hello? ..Oh, Sally!

0:12:04 > 0:12:07Oh, Sally, hi. I have the best news.

0:12:07 > 0:12:09Guess what. This is so exciting.

0:12:11 > 0:12:12I'm gonna be a grandmother.

0:12:12 > 0:12:13SHE GIGGLES

0:12:13 > 0:12:15'Poor Nina. The woman was obviously

0:12:15 > 0:12:16'living in denial.

0:12:16 > 0:12:18'I, for one, wasn't ready to be a grandfather.

0:12:18 > 0:12:21'What was so GRAND about it, anyway?'

0:12:21 > 0:12:23George? Oh... he's thrilled.

0:12:23 > 0:12:26'Grandfathers wore cardigans and hearing aids.

0:12:26 > 0:12:28'I wore baseball caps and running shoes.

0:12:28 > 0:12:30'Sure, I may have been a little out of shape,

0:12:30 > 0:12:32'but I was still young,

0:12:32 > 0:12:35'and I could prove it.'

0:12:47 > 0:12:50GEORGE, STRAINING: Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah!

0:12:50 > 0:12:54Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

0:12:54 > 0:12:57Oh, yeah! Come on! Come on! Come on...

0:12:57 > 0:13:00You better take it easy there, pops.

0:13:03 > 0:13:05Ahem! Well!

0:13:05 > 0:13:07Hmm-oh! Ow!

0:13:12 > 0:13:14Brr! Ruff!

0:13:30 > 0:13:32Hang on a second. You got the list?

0:13:32 > 0:13:34I got it right here. Are you OK?

0:13:34 > 0:13:35Yeah, I'm fine. OK.

0:13:35 > 0:13:37The following men are older than you.

0:13:37 > 0:13:38Go.

0:13:38 > 0:13:40Paul McCartney... Yeah! ..Rod Stewart...

0:13:40 > 0:13:42Jack Nicholson... Jack Nicholson? Oh, by eight years.

0:13:42 > 0:13:44You're much younger than Jack Nicholson.

0:13:44 > 0:13:45You can't get any cooler than Jack Nicholson.

0:13:45 > 0:13:47That's a good one. Go on.

0:13:47 > 0:13:49OK, Mick Jagger, Robert Redford... Really?

0:13:49 > 0:13:51Bob Dylan, Warren Beatty, and Bill Clinton. Really?

0:13:51 > 0:13:53But only by 31 days.

0:13:53 > 0:13:55Hey, younger is younger.

0:13:56 > 0:13:57# Oh, when the saints... #

0:13:57 > 0:13:59Hi. Here's what I'm thinking.

0:13:59 > 0:14:00I want to look younger.

0:14:00 > 0:14:02You know, I think maybe something, you know, in here.

0:14:02 > 0:14:04Like, the hair is too square.

0:14:04 > 0:14:06I just have a...

0:14:06 > 0:14:08a little sticky-up, you know. Kid of hip.

0:14:08 > 0:14:10Easy.

0:14:10 > 0:14:13# ..When the saints go marching in

0:14:13 > 0:14:15# Oh, when the sun

0:14:15 > 0:14:18# Refuse to shine

0:14:18 > 0:14:21# Oh, when the sun refuse to shine

0:14:22 > 0:14:26# I still wants to be in that number... #

0:14:26 > 0:14:28Young, right?

0:14:28 > 0:14:29Oh, totally.

0:14:29 > 0:14:31It's bitchin'.

0:14:33 > 0:14:34Bitchin'!

0:14:34 > 0:14:39# ..Oh, when the saints go marching in

0:14:39 > 0:14:43# I going to sing it loud as thunder

0:14:43 > 0:14:47# Oh, when the saints go marching in... #

0:14:58 > 0:14:59Hi.

0:15:02 > 0:15:04Hi.

0:15:20 > 0:15:24# At last

0:15:27 > 0:15:32# My love has come along... #

0:15:34 > 0:15:35Hmm.

0:15:35 > 0:15:41# My lonely days are over

0:15:43 > 0:15:47# And life is like a song

0:15:50 > 0:15:54# Ooh, yeah, yeah

0:15:54 > 0:15:55# At last

0:15:58 > 0:16:01# The stars above... #

0:16:01 > 0:16:04Oh! George... George, George...

0:16:04 > 0:16:05what are you doing?

0:16:05 > 0:16:07Aah! Oh, George!

0:16:07 > 0:16:09Hey, what do you think? Can you tell the difference?

0:16:09 > 0:16:11Can I tell the difference? What did you do? Is it permanent?

0:16:11 > 0:16:12It is if you want it to be -

0:16:12 > 0:16:14the new, permanent, young and improved -

0:16:14 > 0:16:16and stronger, I might add - George Stanley Banks.

0:16:16 > 0:16:18I look like the guy you married, right?

0:16:18 > 0:16:20Kind of.

0:16:20 > 0:16:21Hey, don't kid yourself.

0:16:21 > 0:16:24It makes you look younger, too, you know.

0:16:24 > 0:16:25Hey, where's Matty?

0:16:25 > 0:16:27Matty's eating at Cameron's.

0:16:27 > 0:16:30Huh, all alone. Hmm...

0:16:30 > 0:16:34just you and me at the old house.

0:16:34 > 0:16:37May I ask what possessed you to do this?

0:16:40 > 0:16:43Just wanna look the way I feel, that's all.

0:16:43 > 0:16:44Oh. Ava loved it.

0:16:44 > 0:16:45Who's Ava?

0:16:45 > 0:16:47Oh, just the girl who did it, that's all.

0:16:47 > 0:16:49She said it took years off my face.

0:16:49 > 0:16:51You know, Nina, you're very beautiful.

0:16:51 > 0:16:54Oh! So very...

0:16:54 > 0:16:56Really? Thank you, honey.

0:16:56 > 0:16:59Oh...my...

0:16:59 > 0:17:00What's in the bag? Oh!

0:17:00 > 0:17:02I got you something totally great.

0:17:02 > 0:17:04I found it at Victoria's Secret.

0:17:04 > 0:17:05Oh...God...

0:17:05 > 0:17:08I opened a charge for you there, by the way.

0:17:08 > 0:17:11Ah...wha... what, are you crazy, honey?

0:17:11 > 0:17:12I'm not wearing that.

0:17:12 > 0:17:14I am a grandmother, OK?

0:17:14 > 0:17:17You're not MY grandmother. No.

0:17:18 > 0:17:21Oh...George...what's gotten into you, honey?

0:17:21 > 0:17:22Hey, can't a man make love to his wife

0:17:22 > 0:17:24without something having "gotten into him"?

0:17:24 > 0:17:28What do you mean, "make...love"?

0:17:28 > 0:17:31What do you think I mean? Hmm?

0:17:35 > 0:17:38My, my, my!

0:17:38 > 0:17:40This IS a new and improved George Banks.

0:17:40 > 0:17:42THUNDERCLAP

0:17:54 > 0:17:55NINA LAUGHS

0:17:59 > 0:18:02WATER DRIPS

0:18:02 > 0:18:05Hey, didn't we just pay 900 bucks to have this roof fixed?

0:18:05 > 0:18:07I swear to God, this house is starting to fall apart.

0:18:07 > 0:18:09First, the heating went,

0:18:09 > 0:18:11and the gas thing broke, the plumbing froze.

0:18:11 > 0:18:15Sometimes I think I would just like to wash my hands

0:18:15 > 0:18:16of this whole thing, George.

0:18:16 > 0:18:18What is it? What are you thinking?

0:18:18 > 0:18:21I have a brilliant beyond brilliant idea.

0:18:21 > 0:18:22Uh, yeah?

0:18:22 > 0:18:24I say we sell this dump.

0:18:24 > 0:18:26Ha! Right. I'm serious.

0:18:26 > 0:18:27What are you, crazy? Last year, you said

0:18:27 > 0:18:29you wanted to be buried in the backyard.

0:18:29 > 0:18:31Now you're telling me you want to sell the place?

0:18:31 > 0:18:34Nina, listen, Matty's in school every day till six.

0:18:34 > 0:18:36You're at work, I'm at work.

0:18:36 > 0:18:37Let's get rid of it.

0:18:37 > 0:18:39Let's not be so by-the-book.

0:18:39 > 0:18:41Let's be adventurous. Let's loosen up.

0:18:41 > 0:18:42I don't know. If we sell the place,

0:18:42 > 0:18:44then we won't have room for the baby.

0:18:44 > 0:18:46What WE, Kemosabe? It's not our baby.

0:18:46 > 0:18:48It doesn't need its own room in our house.

0:18:48 > 0:18:50What about Matty? Oh, like Matty wouldn't love

0:18:50 > 0:18:52living at the beach?

0:18:52 > 0:18:53The... Ha! The beach?

0:18:53 > 0:18:54Mr Sunscreen? Please, George.

0:18:54 > 0:18:57Now you want to live at the beach?

0:18:57 > 0:18:59You're the one who said that one day before you're old,

0:18:59 > 0:19:01you want to live by the ocean.

0:19:01 > 0:19:03I'm telling you, this leak is an omen.

0:19:03 > 0:19:05We could sell this place in a second.

0:19:05 > 0:19:07It's the Leave It To Beaver house everybody wants.

0:19:07 > 0:19:09We'd have enough money to buy a condo.

0:19:09 > 0:19:11We could get a boat. We could travel.

0:19:11 > 0:19:13I could get that Harley I always wanted.

0:19:13 > 0:19:15Harley? Honey... ho-ho, George...

0:19:15 > 0:19:17this has been a very big day for you.

0:19:17 > 0:19:20First your hair, and then...

0:19:20 > 0:19:21this, er, thing.

0:19:21 > 0:19:24I just...I think we should think about this, OK?

0:19:24 > 0:19:27OK, but will you think about it, really?

0:19:27 > 0:19:29Will you wash that stuff out of your hair, really?

0:19:29 > 0:19:31Yeah.

0:19:31 > 0:19:33OK, I'll make you a deal, OK? Mm-hm.

0:19:33 > 0:19:36If one more thing goes wrong with this house,

0:19:36 > 0:19:39we'll put it up for sale. You have my word on it.

0:19:43 > 0:19:44'As luck would have it,

0:19:44 > 0:19:46'termites attacked two weeks later.

0:19:49 > 0:19:51'So we decided to give it a test run,

0:19:51 > 0:19:53'see if we got any nibbles.'

0:19:53 > 0:19:55THUNDERCLAP

0:19:57 > 0:20:00'Four weeks went by, and not a single nibble.'

0:20:00 > 0:20:03All right, here we go, here we go.

0:20:05 > 0:20:07Wait, wait! Hey!

0:20:07 > 0:20:08Spin move!

0:20:08 > 0:20:09Oh! Hey!

0:20:09 > 0:20:11Hey, come on!

0:20:11 > 0:20:14'Then one Saturday morning, we got a bite.

0:20:14 > 0:20:16'A big bite.'

0:20:17 > 0:20:20George, I'd like you to meet Mr and Mrs Habib.

0:20:20 > 0:20:21Hello. How do you do? Nice to meet you.

0:20:21 > 0:20:24This is my son Matty and his friend Justin.

0:20:24 > 0:20:26We like house very much. When you can move out?

0:20:26 > 0:20:27Excuse me?

0:20:27 > 0:20:29The Habibs would like to buy the house, George.

0:20:29 > 0:20:31It's exactly what they've been looking for.

0:20:31 > 0:20:32Yes. When you can move?

0:20:32 > 0:20:34We need house a week from Weddenesday,

0:20:34 > 0:20:36and my wife wants flower dishes in kitchen.

0:20:36 > 0:20:38You sell, we pay top dollar.

0:20:38 > 0:20:40For the house, top dollar?

0:20:40 > 0:20:41MR HABIB CHUCKLES

0:20:41 > 0:20:43Dishes. For the dishes.

0:20:43 > 0:20:46For the house, we pay what you ask and no more,

0:20:46 > 0:20:50but we need house a week from Weddenesday, or no deal.

0:20:50 > 0:20:52Gee, that's... that's ten days from now.

0:20:52 > 0:20:53It's kinda quick.

0:20:53 > 0:20:55We've lived here 18 years.

0:20:55 > 0:20:56I don't know if we can...

0:20:56 > 0:20:57THEY SPEAK ARABIC

0:20:57 > 0:20:59Mechaye khaalem!

0:21:02 > 0:21:04Excuse, please.

0:21:07 > 0:21:11(Uh, you explain that I will pay money if sell now,

0:21:11 > 0:21:12(very big bonus...)

0:21:13 > 0:21:15Mr Habib is willing to pay

0:21:15 > 0:21:18a generous bonus for whatever inconvenience

0:21:18 > 0:21:20moving too quickly may cause you, George.

0:21:20 > 0:21:22Dad, you better discuss this with Mom.

0:21:22 > 0:21:24Mechaye khaalem!

0:21:25 > 0:21:28How generous?

0:21:28 > 0:21:32Would, er, 15,000 be generous enough?

0:21:32 > 0:21:35You may be making real estate history here, George. >

0:21:35 > 0:21:36Oh, yeah.

0:21:36 > 0:21:401...2...

0:21:40 > 0:21:423,000...

0:21:42 > 0:21:464...5...6...

0:21:46 > 0:21:487,000...

0:21:48 > 0:21:50'I shook the man's hand

0:21:50 > 0:21:53'and promised to be out in ten days.'

0:21:53 > 0:21:55LAUGHTER AND CONVERSATION

0:21:55 > 0:21:57GEORGE: Careful with the dishes.

0:21:58 > 0:22:00'Only problem was...

0:22:00 > 0:22:02'I didn't have the nerve to tell Nina.'

0:22:02 > 0:22:04Wonderful champagne, George.

0:22:04 > 0:22:06Dom Perignon. What are we celebrating?

0:22:06 > 0:22:08I know. That's what I was wondering.

0:22:08 > 0:22:10What are we celebrating, dear?

0:22:10 > 0:22:13Well, it's just the first time the whole family's been together

0:22:13 > 0:22:15since the baby and everything.

0:22:15 > 0:22:16ALL: Aw!

0:22:16 > 0:22:18Oh, honey... Dad, that's sweet.

0:22:18 > 0:22:20JOANNA: So, tell us, have you thought of

0:22:20 > 0:22:22any names for the baby yet?

0:22:22 > 0:22:24Well, if it's a boy,

0:22:24 > 0:22:27we like Cody, Cooper, Riley or Wyatt.

0:22:27 > 0:22:30Wyatt? As in "Earp"?

0:22:30 > 0:22:32Yeah. You don't like it, Dad?

0:22:32 > 0:22:34Well, I like it better than Cooper.

0:22:34 > 0:22:37MATTY: Or Riley. Hey, what if it's a girl?

0:22:37 > 0:22:39For a girl, our favourite name is Chloe.

0:22:39 > 0:22:41JOANNA: Chloe? Ooh.

0:22:41 > 0:22:43Chloe? That's not even American.

0:22:43 > 0:22:44Thank you, Matthew. We realise that.

0:22:44 > 0:22:46We also like Phoebe and Sophie,

0:22:46 > 0:22:48and we're still debating between Lucy and Fanny.

0:22:48 > 0:22:50JOHN: You're not considering any family names?

0:22:50 > 0:22:52Isn't the first son supposed to be named

0:22:52 > 0:22:54after the paternal grandfather?

0:22:54 > 0:22:56Well, he doesn't have to be named John, of course.

0:22:56 > 0:22:58Any name on my side will do.

0:22:58 > 0:23:01We have an Andrew in the family...

0:23:01 > 0:23:04a Melville, a Jacob - Jake is a great name.

0:23:04 > 0:23:06You know what? They don't need any more suggestions.

0:23:06 > 0:23:08Their list is fine.

0:23:08 > 0:23:09You're absolutely right, George.

0:23:09 > 0:23:12Anything is fine as long as it goes with MacKenzie.

0:23:12 > 0:23:14Wait a minute. I thought the baby's last name

0:23:14 > 0:23:16was gonna be Banks-MacKenzie with a hyphen.

0:23:16 > 0:23:18Would you like to go through life

0:23:18 > 0:23:19with the name Cooper Banks-MacKenzie?

0:23:19 > 0:23:21Kid's gonna sound like a law firm.

0:23:21 > 0:23:23That's an awfully long last name, George.

0:23:23 > 0:23:25Hold on. What are we saying?

0:23:25 > 0:23:26You're not gonna hyphenate the last name? When did this happen?

0:23:26 > 0:23:28Nothing's been decided yet, Dad.

0:23:28 > 0:23:29We just think two last names is a lot

0:23:29 > 0:23:31for a little kid to deal with,

0:23:31 > 0:23:33and since neither of us want to forfeit our names,

0:23:33 > 0:23:35we've been coming up with alternative last names.

0:23:35 > 0:23:38Your baby's gonna have an ALTERNATIVE last name?

0:23:38 > 0:23:39Like what, Smith or Jones?

0:23:39 > 0:23:41No, because you can't make Smith or Jones

0:23:41 > 0:23:42from the letters of our last names.

0:23:42 > 0:23:44I don't understand. What names can you make?

0:23:44 > 0:23:48The ones we like best are Zinman, Zankman, and Mannez.

0:23:48 > 0:23:50Are you telling me I might have a granddaughter

0:23:50 > 0:23:53named Sophie Zankman?

0:23:53 > 0:23:56Look, I have a simple solution here.

0:23:56 > 0:23:58George, Nina, you already have Matty

0:23:58 > 0:23:59to carry on the family name.

0:23:59 > 0:24:03So why don't we drop this Banks-MacKenzie business,

0:24:03 > 0:24:05and just go with MacKenzie?

0:24:05 > 0:24:07Or drop the MacKenzie.

0:24:07 > 0:24:10Oh, well, now, wouldn't that be silly?

0:24:10 > 0:24:12I don't think that's any sillier than dropping the Banks.

0:24:12 > 0:24:13Well, I do. I would venture to suggest

0:24:13 > 0:24:15MacKenzie is a solid family name.

0:24:15 > 0:24:17The baby's just as much a Banks as a MacKenzie.

0:24:17 > 0:24:19THEY ALL TALK AT ONCE

0:24:19 > 0:24:21(Dad, say something.

0:24:21 > 0:24:23(Change the subject.)

0:24:24 > 0:24:26Hey, guess what? I sold the house today.

0:24:27 > 0:24:28What did you say, dear?

0:24:28 > 0:24:30Nina, I forgot to tell you.

0:24:30 > 0:24:31While you were at the market this morning,

0:24:31 > 0:24:33I sold the house.

0:24:33 > 0:24:34Well, congratulations, Gramps.

0:24:34 > 0:24:35Where are you moving?

0:24:35 > 0:24:38We don't know exactly for sure where yet,

0:24:38 > 0:24:39but we're thinking of maybe the beach.

0:24:39 > 0:24:41"We don't know exactly for sure where yet"?

0:24:41 > 0:24:43But we haven't even started looking.

0:24:43 > 0:24:46You sold the house?! Dad...

0:24:46 > 0:24:47Why is she crying?

0:24:47 > 0:24:50Because I never thought they were serious

0:24:50 > 0:24:51about selling the house.

0:24:51 > 0:24:54I'm sorry, Dad, I just thought it was

0:24:54 > 0:24:56another goofy idea like your hair. Hey...

0:24:56 > 0:24:58I never thought you were actually gonna go through with it.

0:24:58 > 0:25:00I love this house. Well, wow!

0:25:00 > 0:25:03I guess I just assumed we'd have a little more warning,

0:25:03 > 0:25:07but we have at least 90 days before we have to move,

0:25:07 > 0:25:08am I right, George?

0:25:08 > 0:25:10JOHN: Believe me, Nina, you can Jack up an escrow

0:25:10 > 0:25:11six months if you need to.

0:25:11 > 0:25:13Matty, what's going on?

0:25:13 > 0:25:15May I be excused?

0:25:15 > 0:25:17No. No, sir, you may not be excused.

0:25:18 > 0:25:19George?

0:25:19 > 0:25:22QUICKLY: The guy paid me 15,000 extra to be out in ten days.

0:25:22 > 0:25:23The guy paid you 15,000 extra

0:25:23 > 0:25:25to be out of the house in ten days?!

0:25:25 > 0:25:27JOHN: I hope you took it, George.

0:25:27 > 0:25:28MATTY: He did, and he threw in

0:25:28 > 0:25:30Mom's favourite dishes just to close the deal.

0:25:30 > 0:25:32Aah...George?!

0:25:32 > 0:25:35Machaye khaalem! ..Ha!

0:25:47 > 0:25:51'Nina was less than thrilled about our abbreviated escrow,

0:25:51 > 0:25:54'but being the great woman that she is, she went with the flow,

0:25:54 > 0:25:56'and even allowed me back into our bedroom

0:25:56 > 0:25:58'for our last night at 24 Maple Drive.

0:25:58 > 0:26:00'And since we had nowhere to live,

0:26:00 > 0:26:03'she also arranged for us to stay at the MacKenzies'

0:26:03 > 0:26:04'while they took a Caribbean cruise.'

0:26:04 > 0:26:07Honey, are you sure you don't want me to take your picture

0:26:07 > 0:26:09by your favourite part of the fence?

0:26:09 > 0:26:11No, no. I'm fine.

0:26:11 > 0:26:14Oh, OK... Oh...

0:26:14 > 0:26:15Whoa!

0:26:15 > 0:26:17Hey, Nina, are you OK?

0:26:17 > 0:26:18You don't look so good.

0:26:18 > 0:26:20I know. I don't really feel so good.

0:26:20 > 0:26:23I just didn't think I'd get so emotional about this whole thing.

0:26:23 > 0:26:25I don't know. I feel kinda dizzy.

0:26:25 > 0:26:28You guys, these are from the tree

0:26:28 > 0:26:31that we carved our initials in out back.

0:26:31 > 0:26:32Here. ..Here.

0:26:32 > 0:26:35Oh, Mom, did you get a picture of the tree?

0:26:35 > 0:26:36Oh, just a roll, honey.

0:26:36 > 0:26:38OK.

0:26:38 > 0:26:39Hey, Matty, what's that?

0:26:39 > 0:26:43My doorknob. I wanted to keep a memento from my room.

0:26:43 > 0:26:45Oh! Oh!

0:26:45 > 0:26:47Hey, what are we, the Schmaltz family?

0:26:47 > 0:26:49Come on. No more tears.

0:26:49 > 0:26:51We're on to bigger and better things.

0:26:51 > 0:26:53I mean, who needs this old shack?

0:26:53 > 0:26:54Look at it.

0:26:54 > 0:27:00ANGELIC CHORUS, HARPS PLAY

0:27:01 > 0:27:04Dad, there's one more thing we have to do before we go.

0:27:04 > 0:27:07I'm not gonna dig up that parakeet from the backyard.

0:27:07 > 0:27:09That's not what I was thinking.

0:27:11 > 0:27:14How many times you think we've played out here?

0:27:14 > 0:27:16About a thousand.

0:27:19 > 0:27:21I remember our very first game.

0:27:21 > 0:27:22Me, too.

0:27:31 > 0:27:33'I remember you were four.

0:27:34 > 0:27:37'You had a red ribbon tied in your hair.'

0:27:43 > 0:27:45Dad!

0:27:46 > 0:27:49Look, Dad, I can dribble. Watch!

0:27:49 > 0:27:52That's my girl. That's my girl.

0:28:46 > 0:28:49MR HABIB COUGHS: Sorry to interrupt.

0:28:49 > 0:28:50Oh...er, hi.

0:28:53 > 0:28:54You got the key, George?

0:28:54 > 0:28:57Yeah, I h-have it right here.

0:28:57 > 0:28:59I got it. I know I have it...

0:28:59 > 0:29:02Oh, er, Mr Habib, this is my daughter Annie.

0:29:02 > 0:29:04She had her wedding here at this house.

0:29:04 > 0:29:07Ah, yes. The key?

0:29:07 > 0:29:08Oh, yeah, I got it.

0:29:08 > 0:29:10Somewhere, ha! Did I give that to..?

0:29:10 > 0:29:11Ah, OK. KEY CLINKS

0:29:11 > 0:29:13Oh, sorry, heh.

0:29:14 > 0:29:16So, well, here you are.

0:29:16 > 0:29:18And, er... here you go.

0:29:18 > 0:29:20She's all yours.

0:29:20 > 0:29:22Good luck, Banks. You, too.

0:29:43 > 0:29:45Ah, what perfect timing.

0:29:45 > 0:29:47We were just about to depart ourselves.

0:29:47 > 0:29:50THEY ALL CHATTER

0:29:50 > 0:29:51Make yourselves at home.

0:29:51 > 0:29:54Come in, please. Where's Annie?

0:29:54 > 0:29:56The dog food's all in the refrigerator and marked.

0:29:56 > 0:29:59You remember the dogs, of course. Yeah, yeah.

0:29:59 > 0:30:02DOGS WHIMPER

0:30:02 > 0:30:04Unfortunately, they forgot you.

0:30:04 > 0:30:07Come here, you angels.

0:30:07 > 0:30:09WHIMPERING

0:30:11 > 0:30:13I'm gonna miss you guys.

0:30:13 > 0:30:16See, George, they're completely harmless.

0:30:16 > 0:30:18Get a hold of yourselves. ..Now listen, I want you to pay attention

0:30:18 > 0:30:21to your uncle George and aunt Nina now, all right?

0:30:21 > 0:30:24Bye, fellas. WHIMPERING

0:30:24 > 0:30:27Oh, all right. One more kiss, you maniac.

0:30:32 > 0:30:33John! Come on.

0:30:33 > 0:30:35All right! We're off.

0:30:35 > 0:30:37Have fun... Oh! Aah!

0:30:37 > 0:30:38Oh. Oh, well.

0:30:38 > 0:30:40Oh, that's what the limo was for.

0:30:40 > 0:30:42Help yourself to anything you see.

0:30:42 > 0:30:43They're all yours. Enjoy.

0:30:43 > 0:30:45Thanks so much.

0:30:45 > 0:30:48And when you get through with that limo sent it back for us.

0:30:50 > 0:30:52Oh...

0:30:52 > 0:30:54Oh, George... DOGS WHIMPER

0:30:54 > 0:30:56Honey, do something.

0:30:56 > 0:30:58They look sad.

0:30:58 > 0:31:00Hey, guys, don't worry about a thing.

0:31:00 > 0:31:02Uncle George... SNARLING

0:31:04 > 0:31:06All right, now just take it easy, guys.

0:31:06 > 0:31:07He's not gonna hurt you.

0:31:07 > 0:31:10'As it turned out, the dogs DID remember me.'

0:31:10 > 0:31:11Hey, puppy, puppy...

0:31:13 > 0:31:15'It was going to be a long night -

0:31:15 > 0:31:18'just the four of us in the old MacKenzie mansion.'

0:31:18 > 0:31:21Listen to this. "Luxury beach condo, marina view,

0:31:21 > 0:31:25"stroll along winding streams past lush landscaped gardens."

0:31:25 > 0:31:27Honey, are you sure you unpacked the Pepto-Bismol?

0:31:27 > 0:31:29Why, you still feel sick?

0:31:29 > 0:31:31I can't seem to shake this.

0:31:31 > 0:31:33I mean, I just don't feel right.

0:31:33 > 0:31:35You just need a good night's sleep.

0:31:35 > 0:31:36Tomorrow...

0:31:39 > 0:31:41Aw! Tell them to get off.

0:31:41 > 0:31:42OK, come on, guys, get off.

0:31:42 > 0:31:44Let's go, off.

0:31:44 > 0:31:46Come on, off.

0:31:46 > 0:31:47Come... Oh, forget it.

0:31:47 > 0:31:49I gotta... I gotta lay down.

0:31:49 > 0:31:51Just, come on, let's move over.

0:31:51 > 0:31:53That's a good dog.

0:31:53 > 0:31:54SHE SIGHS

0:31:54 > 0:31:57What am I supposed to do, sleep standing up?

0:31:57 > 0:31:59I don't know, honey. Just push 'em off.

0:31:59 > 0:32:00All right, boys. Hey...come on...

0:32:00 > 0:32:02fun's over. Let's go, come on.

0:32:02 > 0:32:04Get off the bed. Come on.

0:32:04 > 0:32:05I don't wanna have to get tough.

0:32:05 > 0:32:07So just come on, let's go!

0:32:07 > 0:32:10I mean it - am-scray! Off!

0:32:10 > 0:32:11The bed! Off.

0:32:13 > 0:32:14Aw!

0:32:14 > 0:32:16Get your filthy paw off my wife...

0:32:20 > 0:32:23Forget about it. It's their house. Let 'em have the bed.

0:32:23 > 0:32:25I'll go stay in one of the other seven bedrooms.

0:32:25 > 0:32:27But, honey, I don't wanna be left alone

0:32:27 > 0:32:29in this big room. I don't feel good.

0:32:29 > 0:32:32Fine. I'll sleep on the floor.

0:32:32 > 0:32:33Thanks.

0:32:34 > 0:32:36DOG GROWLS

0:32:36 > 0:32:38Wait, I have an idea.

0:32:38 > 0:32:40What if, after they fall asleep,

0:32:40 > 0:32:41you just lift them off?

0:32:41 > 0:32:44Oh, yeah, of course. I'll just lift 'em off.

0:32:44 > 0:32:45What are you, nuts?

0:32:45 > 0:32:48Could you hand me a pillow? Yup.

0:33:12 > 0:33:13SHE SIGHS

0:33:17 > 0:33:19Oh, I'm so naive.

0:33:19 > 0:33:21Oh...I know what's wrong with me.

0:33:21 > 0:33:23What? What's wrong with you?

0:33:23 > 0:33:24It's so obvious.

0:33:24 > 0:33:27I don't know why I didn't realise it before.

0:33:27 > 0:33:30Honey...I'm going through menopause.

0:33:30 > 0:33:33Ah, ha! Nina... you can't be going through menopause.

0:33:33 > 0:33:35My mother went through menopause!

0:33:35 > 0:33:38Exactly, and probably at my age.

0:33:38 > 0:33:40George, I have all the symptoms.

0:33:40 > 0:33:43I'm late, I'm weepy all the time,

0:33:43 > 0:33:44I'm hot and dizzy...

0:33:44 > 0:33:46Don't be silly. We're still so...

0:33:46 > 0:33:48But, George honey, we're not.

0:33:48 > 0:33:50We're not as young as you think we are.

0:33:50 > 0:33:53But just because we're getting older doesn't mean we're old.

0:33:53 > 0:33:54This is the '90s.

0:33:54 > 0:33:56Growing old isn't what it used to be.

0:33:56 > 0:33:59Well, it's true. Women my age are doing Geritol ads

0:33:59 > 0:34:02and Fixodent commercials. Nina.

0:34:02 > 0:34:05They are, and guess who I saw

0:34:05 > 0:34:09on the cover of Longevity magazine? Guess.

0:34:09 > 0:34:11Barbara Bush.

0:34:11 > 0:34:12Peggy Lipton.

0:34:16 > 0:34:18From the Mod Squad?

0:34:18 > 0:34:20This is reality, George.

0:34:20 > 0:34:22Do me a favour, will you, honey?

0:34:22 > 0:34:25Stop acting like this isn't happening.

0:34:25 > 0:34:28Oh, do I have to? Yes, yes.

0:34:30 > 0:34:33George, George, you haven't been the same

0:34:33 > 0:34:35since the day you found out Annie was pregnant.

0:34:35 > 0:34:38Now, I know you, and I know it takes you a long time

0:34:38 > 0:34:40to work these things out,

0:34:40 > 0:34:42but I miss the old George.

0:34:42 > 0:34:44Must you use that word?

0:34:44 > 0:34:46All right. I miss the adorable George Banks

0:34:46 > 0:34:48I used to be married to.

0:34:48 > 0:34:50Honey, you got me worried.

0:34:50 > 0:34:52You dyed your hair. You sold our house.

0:34:52 > 0:34:55What's next, a 19-year-old girlfriend? Nina!

0:34:55 > 0:34:57Well, men do those kinds of things, George.

0:34:57 > 0:34:59They don't wanna grow old with their wives,

0:34:59 > 0:35:01so they get, I don't know,

0:35:01 > 0:35:04new wives. Young wives.

0:35:05 > 0:35:07Nina. What, honey?

0:35:09 > 0:35:11What? I may dye my hair,

0:35:11 > 0:35:14and I may wanna move to the beach...

0:35:14 > 0:35:15Yeah? ..and I may hate the idea

0:35:15 > 0:35:17that I'm gonna be a grandfather,

0:35:17 > 0:35:19but never for one millisecond of one day

0:35:19 > 0:35:23did I ever not want to spend the rest of my life with you.

0:35:23 > 0:35:25Really? Really.

0:35:25 > 0:35:29And I'm sorry I've been such a jerk.

0:35:29 > 0:35:31Oh, that's OK.

0:35:31 > 0:35:33I'm used to it.

0:35:33 > 0:35:34Yeah.

0:35:34 > 0:35:36Goodnight. Goodnight.

0:35:36 > 0:35:38DOG YAWNS

0:35:41 > 0:35:43The doctor didn't give you any indication

0:35:43 > 0:35:45of why he wanted me to come with you? No.

0:35:45 > 0:35:48But he didn't say there was anything to be concerned about.

0:35:48 > 0:35:50No. I assume this is absolutely routine.

0:35:50 > 0:35:51I don't know, honey.

0:35:51 > 0:35:52I've never been through menopause before.

0:35:52 > 0:35:54He probably just wants to tell us what to expect.

0:35:54 > 0:35:57Well, unless... Unless what? What? Unless what?

0:35:57 > 0:35:59Well, unless something showed up on my blood test

0:35:59 > 0:36:02that was too horrible to tell me over the phone,

0:36:02 > 0:36:04and he wanted you here for support

0:36:04 > 0:36:05in case I flipped out.

0:36:05 > 0:36:07What did the man say? What were his words?

0:36:07 > 0:36:10Just that...he thought it would be wise

0:36:10 > 0:36:12for us to come in together as soon as possible.

0:36:12 > 0:36:16OK, here we are, honey. I'm sure I'm gonna be fine.

0:36:16 > 0:36:18Ha! I hope.

0:36:18 > 0:36:21'I'd never seen Nina so unglued.

0:36:21 > 0:36:24'I wasn't used to being the calm one.

0:36:24 > 0:36:27'I didn't know what the doctor was about to tell us,

0:36:27 > 0:36:29'but nothing, absolutely nothing, could've prepared me

0:36:29 > 0:36:31'for what I was about to hear.'

0:36:31 > 0:36:33DOOR OPENS

0:36:35 > 0:36:37< Nina.

0:36:37 > 0:36:39George.

0:36:43 > 0:36:46Well, we ran a panel on Nina's blood.

0:36:46 > 0:36:49Nina, whatever it is, I just want you to know

0:36:49 > 0:36:51I'm here for you and you can count on me.

0:36:51 > 0:36:55OK. We're gonna get through this together. OK?

0:36:55 > 0:36:57So, tell us... what is it?

0:36:57 > 0:36:59We can handle it.

0:36:59 > 0:37:01What's wrong with her?

0:37:01 > 0:37:03Nothing.

0:37:07 > 0:37:09Nothing that won't go away in nine months.

0:37:09 > 0:37:12Kids, you're gonna have a baby.

0:37:21 > 0:37:23Excuse me?

0:37:23 > 0:37:24Nina's pregnant.

0:37:24 > 0:37:25Oh, my God!

0:37:25 > 0:37:27Pregnant?

0:37:29 > 0:37:32And who, may I ask, is the father?!

0:37:32 > 0:37:34George!

0:37:34 > 0:37:36Don't "George" me, you two-timing Mata Hari.

0:37:36 > 0:37:38I swear, we haven't done it in six weeks.

0:37:38 > 0:37:40I haven't just felt myself lately.

0:37:40 > 0:37:41But...pregnant?

0:37:41 > 0:37:42How could this happen, Nina Dickerson?

0:37:42 > 0:37:45Why are you calling me by my maiden name, you big jerk?

0:37:45 > 0:37:47And what do you mean we haven't done it in six weeks?

0:37:47 > 0:37:48(What about that little escapade in the kitchen?

0:37:48 > 0:37:50(Oh, please. That was a stupid nothing.)

0:37:50 > 0:37:52I mean, that was a moment of pure insanity.

0:37:52 > 0:37:54Would you like to know how many moments of pure insanity

0:37:54 > 0:37:56I've delivered over the last 20 years?

0:37:57 > 0:37:58Phil, look at me.

0:37:58 > 0:38:00I'm about to be a grandfather.

0:38:00 > 0:38:02Things like this do not happen

0:38:02 > 0:38:03to men my age.

0:38:03 > 0:38:05Come on. Picasso had children

0:38:05 > 0:38:06well into his 70s.

0:38:06 > 0:38:07Oh, well, you know, Picasso!

0:38:07 > 0:38:10I mean, Picasso! The one guy in history

0:38:10 > 0:38:11who had kids into his 70s.

0:38:11 > 0:38:12But, you know, he's an artist.

0:38:12 > 0:38:14He can do anything he wants.

0:38:14 > 0:38:16I'm just, you know, I'm just a regular Joe.

0:38:16 > 0:38:19Regular Joes don't have babies at my age!

0:38:19 > 0:38:22I was...I was just adjusting to being a grandfather.

0:38:22 > 0:38:23Preg...!

0:38:25 > 0:38:27Oh! Oh, my God!

0:38:29 > 0:38:30Here you go, Mr Banks.

0:38:30 > 0:38:31George?

0:38:31 > 0:38:33Wait a minute. Here. Let me help.

0:38:33 > 0:38:34You OK?

0:38:34 > 0:38:36Oh, see? You got your sea legs back. Yeah?

0:38:36 > 0:38:37I'm sorry about that.

0:38:37 > 0:38:39Just the shock.

0:38:39 > 0:38:41Anyway, thank you. Uh-huh. Bye-bye.

0:38:41 > 0:38:43I know, honey. Me, too.

0:38:43 > 0:38:44I...just...

0:38:44 > 0:38:46God, I can't believe it.

0:38:46 > 0:38:47Huh? Yikes!

0:38:47 > 0:38:49Well, you don't think he could be, like,

0:38:49 > 0:38:51wrong or something, do you?

0:38:51 > 0:38:53I don't think he used a home pregnancy test, George.

0:38:53 > 0:38:55No.

0:38:55 > 0:38:57Honey, this is definitely, like...

0:38:57 > 0:38:58I'm...this is happening, George.

0:38:58 > 0:39:00I know it's a lot to deal with,

0:39:00 > 0:39:01but we'll just...

0:39:01 > 0:39:02we'll just let it sink in, all right?

0:39:02 > 0:39:04Good idea.

0:39:04 > 0:39:06OK. Mom's the word, huh?

0:39:06 > 0:39:08'Did she say "mom's the word"?

0:39:08 > 0:39:09'Oh, man.

0:39:09 > 0:39:11'This was a life curve I was not ready for.

0:39:11 > 0:39:12' "Grandmother has baby."

0:39:12 > 0:39:15'It was like a National Enquirer headline.

0:39:15 > 0:39:16'One would have thought nothing on earth

0:39:16 > 0:39:18'could have topped this moment.'

0:39:18 > 0:39:19ELEVATOR BELL RINGS

0:39:19 > 0:39:20Wrong again.

0:39:20 > 0:39:23It's the musk oil smell that scared me.

0:39:23 > 0:39:24Oh, well.

0:39:24 > 0:39:25Oh, my God! The Banks.

0:39:25 > 0:39:28And my favourite father of the bride.

0:39:28 > 0:39:30Hi. How are you?

0:39:30 > 0:39:31Hello.

0:39:31 > 0:39:32You look wonderful.

0:39:32 > 0:39:34Mr Banks, how are you, sir?

0:39:34 > 0:39:38Imagine running into you here, of all places.

0:39:38 > 0:39:39This our home away from home.

0:39:39 > 0:39:41But I am always fixing.

0:39:41 > 0:39:44A nip, a tuck, a little suction.

0:39:44 > 0:39:45Then I look in the mirror,

0:39:45 > 0:39:47and I say, "Hello, looking sad."

0:39:47 > 0:39:48So I come down here and valet park,

0:39:48 > 0:39:50and bango - Cher Bono. Shh.

0:39:50 > 0:39:52So, how with you?

0:39:52 > 0:39:53Nothing is wrong, I hope. Your health is good?

0:39:53 > 0:39:55Oh, yeah. We-we're good.

0:39:55 > 0:39:56It's great. We're perfect.

0:39:56 > 0:39:57We're healthy, and, er... nothing to report.

0:39:57 > 0:39:59Nothing at all. >

0:39:59 > 0:40:00Mrs Banks.

0:40:00 > 0:40:02You forgot your prenatal vitamins

0:40:02 > 0:40:06and all your pamphlets on becoming a mommy again.

0:40:06 > 0:40:07And the ultrasound photo -

0:40:07 > 0:40:10your baby's first picture.

0:40:10 > 0:40:12Baby's first picture? Don't...

0:40:12 > 0:40:14don't tell me you are pregnant?

0:40:14 > 0:40:16Yeah, I am.

0:40:16 > 0:40:18I know. < Oh, my God!

0:40:18 > 0:40:19I just found out.

0:40:19 > 0:40:20That's too much.

0:40:20 > 0:40:22Mother of the bride and a mommy?

0:40:22 > 0:40:24Get out of town!

0:40:24 > 0:40:25Oh, mazel tov, Mrs Banks!

0:40:25 > 0:40:27And guess what? What?

0:40:27 > 0:40:28Annie's pregnant, too.

0:40:28 > 0:40:31Oh, no! I didn't hear that.

0:40:31 > 0:40:34Mother and daughter are pregnant together?

0:40:34 > 0:40:35Oh!

0:40:35 > 0:40:38That is fabulous. I love that. That's chic.

0:40:38 > 0:40:40I think I'm gonna faint.

0:40:40 > 0:40:42He did.

0:40:42 > 0:40:43This is fabulous.

0:40:43 > 0:40:45You must let me do the baby shower.

0:40:45 > 0:40:48Howard, hand me the book. Quickly.

0:40:48 > 0:40:49Quickly, boy.

0:40:49 > 0:40:50No, no, Franck. Not this time.

0:40:50 > 0:40:51No more parties. No way. N-O.

0:40:51 > 0:40:53Ah. You never want to have fun, George,

0:40:53 > 0:40:55and you never change.

0:40:55 > 0:40:56# Every party has a pooper

0:40:56 > 0:40:58# That's why we invited you

0:40:58 > 0:40:59# Party pooper

0:40:59 > 0:41:01# Party pooper

0:41:01 > 0:41:02# Every party has a pooper

0:41:02 > 0:41:03# That's why we invited you

0:41:03 > 0:41:05# George Banks That's you. #

0:41:05 > 0:41:06'It was on the second chorus

0:41:06 > 0:41:08'of Every Party Has A Pooper

0:41:08 > 0:41:10'that I got woozy again.

0:41:10 > 0:41:12'Next thing I knew, we were driving through town.

0:41:13 > 0:41:15'Nina was glowing.

0:41:16 > 0:41:18'She looked so peaceful.'

0:41:18 > 0:41:19NINA SIGHS

0:41:19 > 0:41:20# Grab your coat

0:41:20 > 0:41:24# And get your hat

0:41:24 > 0:41:27# Leave your worries on the doorstep...

0:41:27 > 0:41:29BOY: You can't catch me!

0:41:29 > 0:41:32Whoa! Whoa, whoa! Whoa, whoa! Wait!

0:41:32 > 0:41:37# ..To the sunny side of the street

0:41:37 > 0:41:40# Can you hear the pitter-pat?

0:41:40 > 0:41:42# Yeah, that happy tune... #

0:41:42 > 0:41:44George?

0:41:44 > 0:41:45Nina?

0:41:45 > 0:41:47Honey, I need to know

0:41:47 > 0:41:48how you feel about all this.

0:41:48 > 0:41:51BOY: Dad, I wanted a hot dog!

0:41:51 > 0:41:52MAN: They don't have any hot...

0:41:52 > 0:41:54They don't have hot dogs!

0:41:54 > 0:41:57Now don't...! CHILD SCREAMS Josh! No!

0:41:57 > 0:41:59No! No!

0:41:59 > 0:42:00I feel super about it.

0:42:00 > 0:42:02I'm totally up for it.

0:42:02 > 0:42:03You are?

0:42:03 > 0:42:05Definitely.

0:42:05 > 0:42:07Oh.

0:42:17 > 0:42:18So, what do YOU think?

0:42:18 > 0:42:20Do you think we have the stamina to have a baby?

0:42:20 > 0:42:21What do you mean, honey? For the actual pregnancy?

0:42:21 > 0:42:23Well, I know I have the stamina for that part.

0:42:23 > 0:42:24Oh, well, that's a relief.

0:42:24 > 0:42:25I'm talking about the rest of it,

0:42:25 > 0:42:27like, the next 18 years part.

0:42:27 > 0:42:29But, George, for weeks you've been telling me how young you are.

0:42:29 > 0:42:31And you've been telling me how old we are.

0:42:31 > 0:42:32Well, obviously not too old, honey.

0:42:32 > 0:42:35Nina, let's be honest. Just because a man wears sneakers,

0:42:35 > 0:42:36it doesn't make him a teenager.

0:42:36 > 0:42:37I was completely kidding myself.

0:42:37 > 0:42:40When I was working out at the gym, there were 60-year-olds more buff than me.

0:42:40 > 0:42:42Oh, so we're too old for this. Is that what you're trying to tell me?

0:42:42 > 0:42:43No. It's just that I was beginning to feel

0:42:43 > 0:42:46like we were approaching the big parenting finishing line.

0:42:46 > 0:42:47Now to be all the way back at the starting gate?

0:42:47 > 0:42:49Not to mention we will be, like,

0:42:49 > 0:42:51the oldest parents ever at the starting gate.

0:42:51 > 0:42:52I mean, let's face it.

0:42:52 > 0:42:54Between us, we are almost 100 years old.

0:42:54 > 0:42:56But don't get me wrong - I'm into it.

0:42:56 > 0:42:583am feedings and diapers

0:42:58 > 0:43:01and car seats and Mr Rogers and vomiting...

0:43:02 > 0:43:03Hi.

0:43:03 > 0:43:05Hi.

0:43:05 > 0:43:06Hi, sweetie!

0:43:06 > 0:43:07Hi.

0:43:07 > 0:43:10Hi, guys. Hi. Hi.

0:43:10 > 0:43:14Everything go OK? Oh... oh...

0:43:14 > 0:43:15SHE GIGGLES

0:43:15 > 0:43:17So what's going on? What did the doctor say?

0:43:17 > 0:43:18Is that, er, TV still on the blink?

0:43:18 > 0:43:19Because I have time now. I can...

0:43:19 > 0:43:21Dad. > OK.

0:43:21 > 0:43:23Well...

0:43:23 > 0:43:25Mom, you can tell me. I'm a big girl.

0:43:25 > 0:43:29Well, honey, as it turns out, my...my blood tests are fine.

0:43:29 > 0:43:30Good!

0:43:30 > 0:43:31Yeah. And I'm not even going through menopause.

0:43:31 > 0:43:34I thought you were too young for that.

0:43:34 > 0:43:35So what is it?

0:43:35 > 0:43:37Did he find anything?

0:43:37 > 0:43:38Well, actually, he did, didn't he?

0:43:38 > 0:43:40He did find a little something.

0:43:40 > 0:43:42He did? What?

0:43:42 > 0:43:47Believe it or not, your father and I... SHE LAUGHS

0:43:47 > 0:43:49..we're going to have a baby.

0:43:49 > 0:43:51We're pregnant.

0:43:51 > 0:43:53You guys!

0:43:53 > 0:43:55That is so unfunny.

0:43:55 > 0:43:58I mean, can you imagine if that were true?!

0:43:58 > 0:44:00I mean, you couldn't be. >

0:44:05 > 0:44:08You're serious. You're really pregnant?

0:44:08 > 0:44:10I'm due September 4th, Labor Bay.

0:44:10 > 0:44:11Perfect timing, huh?

0:44:11 > 0:44:13Labor... You know, we should go now.

0:44:13 > 0:44:14Mom, you're pregnant?!

0:44:14 > 0:44:17Well, honey...it's not something we planned.

0:44:17 > 0:44:19Sometimes, these things, they just happen.

0:44:19 > 0:44:20GEORGE: Who knew?

0:44:20 > 0:44:23You know, it was a rainy afternoon, and, er...

0:44:23 > 0:44:26your mom and I were all alone in the house.

0:44:26 > 0:44:28Then, er, one thing leads to another,

0:44:28 > 0:44:31and the next thing you know...hey.

0:44:31 > 0:44:33Daddy!

0:44:33 > 0:44:34'At that moment,

0:44:34 > 0:44:36'I wanted to crawl under the sofa and die.'

0:44:36 > 0:44:38You old son of a gun!

0:44:38 > 0:44:41' "Son of a gun"? I wish I had a gun.

0:44:41 > 0:44:43'If it wasn't for this kid coming into our lives,

0:44:43 > 0:44:44'none of this would ever have happened.'

0:44:44 > 0:44:45ANNIE: Gee, I don't know what to say.

0:44:45 > 0:44:46NINA: that's OK.

0:44:46 > 0:44:49I just never thought we'd both be pregnant at the same time.

0:44:49 > 0:44:52I'm not crying because I'm sad, really, because I'm not.

0:44:52 > 0:44:54No. What's...? I gotta get a Kleenex!

0:44:54 > 0:44:56Annie? Oh.

0:44:56 > 0:44:57Annie, don't...don't cry...

0:44:57 > 0:44:59(She's been kind of emotional lately.)

0:44:59 > 0:45:01ANNIE: So...our kids will be, what,

0:45:01 > 0:45:04not brother and sister - that's wrong.

0:45:04 > 0:45:07No, no, no, no. Their kid will be your brother or sister

0:45:07 > 0:45:08and our kid's... cousin?

0:45:08 > 0:45:10No. Your kid's uncle or aunt.

0:45:10 > 0:45:12< Yeah, but our kid will probably be more comfortable

0:45:12 > 0:45:14calling us grandma and grandpa, just like your kid.

0:45:14 > 0:45:15You know, at least in front of his friends.

0:45:15 > 0:45:17You know, because, let's face it,

0:45:17 > 0:45:19we're gonna be in our 50s when he's in preschool.

0:45:19 > 0:45:22In our 60s when he graduates college.

0:45:22 > 0:45:25But, you know, it'll be great to see another kid in cap and gown.

0:45:25 > 0:45:27You know, if we can still see by then.

0:45:27 > 0:45:29Now, at least, going to the movies,

0:45:29 > 0:45:30that'll be economical.

0:45:30 > 0:45:33"One child, two seniors. Thanks."

0:45:33 > 0:45:36The kid's gonna love spending his adolescence in a retirement home.

0:45:36 > 0:45:39At least he won't have to worry about us hearing him come in late.

0:45:39 > 0:45:41That's right, honey, because we won't be able to hear, right?

0:45:41 > 0:45:44Exactly. NINA LAUGHS

0:45:44 > 0:45:46You're so hilarious, George.

0:45:46 > 0:45:47You're so hilarious. You're so sensitive.

0:45:47 > 0:45:50And I really appreciate you asking me how I feel about all this,

0:45:50 > 0:45:54especially since... I'm the one who's going to be having the baby!

0:45:56 > 0:45:57You're right.

0:45:59 > 0:46:01How DO you feel about it?

0:46:01 > 0:46:03I know how old I am, George.

0:46:03 > 0:46:06I've already been the mother of the bride.

0:46:06 > 0:46:10But here I am, at the age I am, and I'm pregnant!

0:46:10 > 0:46:11And, you know, I don't think that qualifies me

0:46:11 > 0:46:13for the Guinness Book Of Records, George!

0:46:13 > 0:46:16So in answer to your question...

0:46:16 > 0:46:19I'm...very...happy.

0:46:19 > 0:46:22I'm happy, and I'm feeling nervous,

0:46:22 > 0:46:23and I'm...just...

0:46:23 > 0:46:26very much...alone!

0:46:26 > 0:46:29Well, anyway, goodbye, sweetie.

0:46:29 > 0:46:30I've gotta go.

0:46:30 > 0:46:31Yeah.

0:46:31 > 0:46:32And thank you so much, Bryan.

0:46:32 > 0:46:34Thank you. Thank you.

0:46:41 > 0:46:44And do me a favour - don't follow me, Banks!

0:46:44 > 0:46:46No!

0:46:53 > 0:46:56'I went after her, but it didn't do much good.

0:46:56 > 0:47:00'I called her, but she refused to pick up the phone.

0:47:00 > 0:47:03'Calling me Banks was never a good sign.

0:47:04 > 0:47:07'Fortunately, my daughter was kind enough

0:47:07 > 0:47:08'to put her old man up for the night.

0:47:20 > 0:47:21'But I couldn't sleep.

0:47:21 > 0:47:25'I was worried I wouldn't have what it takes.

0:47:25 > 0:47:28'That I wouldn't be the same for the next one.'

0:47:41 > 0:47:44SMALL CHILD TALKS

0:47:44 > 0:47:45OK, gimme a kiss.

0:47:45 > 0:47:47Gimme a kiss. Mmm!

0:47:47 > 0:47:48Good boy. I love you.

0:47:51 > 0:47:52Bye, Daddy. I love you.

0:47:52 > 0:47:55Go up and see Mom.

0:47:59 > 0:48:01I love you, Daddy.

0:48:12 > 0:48:14HORN HONKS

0:48:14 > 0:48:16Sorry. Maple Drive is closed.

0:48:16 > 0:48:18You'll have to use the detour.

0:48:31 > 0:48:32My house!

0:48:32 > 0:48:35Bye-bye, house. Ha-ha!

0:48:41 > 0:48:43Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

0:48:43 > 0:48:45Hey! Stop!

0:48:45 > 0:48:46Stop! Stop that ball!

0:48:46 > 0:48:48Stop it! Stop that!

0:48:48 > 0:48:49Hey! Stop!

0:48:49 > 0:48:51Stop! Stop!

0:48:51 > 0:48:53Stop! Stop! Stop!

0:48:53 > 0:48:54Stop!

0:48:54 > 0:48:57Stop! Stop! Stop!

0:48:57 > 0:48:59Hold, please!

0:48:59 > 0:49:00Just hold on!

0:49:00 > 0:49:01Just hold on! >

0:49:01 > 0:49:03< Hang on, guys.

0:49:03 > 0:49:04You have a problem, George?

0:49:04 > 0:49:06Mr Habib, you didn't tell me you were gonna tear down the house.

0:49:06 > 0:49:09You didn't ask.

0:49:09 > 0:49:12Well, I didn't ask because it just never entered my mind.

0:49:12 > 0:49:14But since you obviously don't want the house, I have the perfect solution.

0:49:14 > 0:49:16Sell the house back to me!

0:49:16 > 0:49:18I still have your cheque here in my wallet. I never even cashed it.

0:49:18 > 0:49:20I don't think so, George.

0:49:20 > 0:49:23See, I demolish house, build two in its place.

0:49:23 > 0:49:25This is a great piece of land.

0:49:25 > 0:49:27Mr Habib, this is not...

0:49:27 > 0:49:29a piece of land.

0:49:29 > 0:49:32This...is my home.

0:49:32 > 0:49:33And I'm gonna be a father again,

0:49:33 > 0:49:36and I don't wanna bring my baby home from the hospital

0:49:36 > 0:49:37to a condo on the beach!

0:49:37 > 0:49:40I want to drive down that street!

0:49:41 > 0:49:45And I want to pull into this driveway.

0:49:45 > 0:49:46And I want to honk my horn.

0:49:46 > 0:49:47And I want to... Habib... HE SPEAKS ARABIC

0:49:47 > 0:49:49Yes, yes. OK, I know.

0:49:52 > 0:49:54Mr Habib, please...

0:49:54 > 0:49:56you see this pathway?

0:49:56 > 0:50:01I laid these bricks with my own two hands.

0:50:01 > 0:50:04I planted this grass.

0:50:04 > 0:50:08I-I built this fence.

0:50:09 > 0:50:13I broke that window with a frisbee!

0:50:17 > 0:50:19I painted these shutters.

0:50:20 > 0:50:23Don't bulldoze my memories, man.

0:50:23 > 0:50:25I'm begging you.

0:50:25 > 0:50:27Sell me back my home.

0:50:31 > 0:50:33Oy...

0:50:33 > 0:50:35for how much?

0:50:35 > 0:50:37You want to make a profit on something you owned for one day?

0:50:37 > 0:50:39Yes.

0:50:40 > 0:50:45Fine. Will 5,000 do the trick?

0:50:49 > 0:50:50George...

0:50:50 > 0:50:52just another day ago I turned down profit

0:50:52 > 0:50:55of 50,000 on one.

0:50:55 > 0:50:58Now, you want to double that?

0:50:58 > 0:51:00I consider selling back.

0:51:00 > 0:51:02You want me to take out a loan on something I owned free and clear

0:51:02 > 0:51:03just 24 hours ago?!

0:51:03 > 0:51:06Well, that is up to you, George.

0:51:06 > 0:51:07Your path, your fence.

0:51:07 > 0:51:10Your...memories.

0:51:10 > 0:51:12You don't know what you're asking, sir.

0:51:12 > 0:51:14I am the cheapest man alive.

0:51:14 > 0:51:17Then move aside, George, cos I'm going to level the place.

0:51:17 > 0:51:19We go to work!

0:51:19 > 0:51:21Come! Come! Go! Go!

0:51:24 > 0:51:25Commence to start!

0:51:25 > 0:51:27FOREMAN: Commence to start!

0:51:27 > 0:51:29ENGINE REVS

0:51:50 > 0:51:51All right!

0:51:51 > 0:51:53Stop! Stop!

0:51:56 > 0:51:58You win! One...

0:51:58 > 0:51:59hundred...

0:51:59 > 0:52:00thousand...

0:52:00 > 0:52:02dollars. HABIB: Ho-ho!

0:52:02 > 0:52:04Very close shave, George.

0:52:04 > 0:52:06Yes, make out this to the Habib Group.

0:52:06 > 0:52:09Habib Group? Inc.

0:52:09 > 0:52:10Inc. Very good.

0:52:11 > 0:52:13Welcome home, George.

0:52:13 > 0:52:14It feels good to be back.

0:52:14 > 0:52:16Well, I'm happy I could help.

0:52:16 > 0:52:18Mr Habib, just one last question.

0:52:18 > 0:52:22Would you mind getting your wrecking ball off my lawn?

0:52:22 > 0:52:24Oh, sure. Anything you say, George.

0:52:24 > 0:52:26You're the boss.

0:52:26 > 0:52:27Jeffe! Hamir!

0:52:27 > 0:52:29We go! Move out!

0:52:29 > 0:52:31That's right! I'm the boss!

0:52:31 > 0:52:33So all you guys, get a move on!

0:52:33 > 0:52:34Get that dump truck outta here!

0:52:34 > 0:52:36And quit standing on my shutters!

0:52:36 > 0:52:38And all of you guys, just pack up your stuff!

0:52:38 > 0:52:40And hit the road!

0:52:40 > 0:52:43And don't...trample... the pansies!

0:52:43 > 0:52:44Ha-ha-ha!

0:52:47 > 0:52:50I love this place! Ha-ha!

0:52:53 > 0:52:55I love this place!

0:52:59 > 0:53:01I'm home!

0:53:10 > 0:53:13'The first thing I did was apologise to Nina.'

0:53:13 > 0:53:15That is not funny, George.

0:53:15 > 0:53:16I'm not gonna listen to...

0:53:16 > 0:53:20'Then I told her I bought the new baby a present.'

0:53:20 > 0:53:22Oh! 'That did it.'

0:53:22 > 0:53:24'24 hours later... we moved back home.'

0:53:24 > 0:53:25George!

0:53:25 > 0:53:28'Before we knew it...

0:53:28 > 0:53:30'it was spring.

0:53:30 > 0:53:32'Everything was in full bloom.

0:53:32 > 0:53:35'Including the women in my life.'

0:53:35 > 0:53:37Hello?

0:53:37 > 0:53:38Oh, hi, honey.

0:53:38 > 0:53:39The baby's been kicking...

0:53:39 > 0:53:41'Annie and Nina were in their second trimesters.

0:53:41 > 0:53:43'There was no denying it now.

0:53:43 > 0:53:46'The stork was not only on his way,

0:53:46 > 0:53:48'he was circling the neighbourhood.

0:53:50 > 0:53:52'Still trying to redeem myself,

0:53:52 > 0:53:55'I did the unthinkable.

0:53:55 > 0:53:59'I hired Franck to surprise the girls with a double baby shower.'

0:54:00 > 0:54:02It's a baby shower!

0:54:02 > 0:54:04Oh!

0:54:04 > 0:54:05Ooh! Ooh!

0:54:08 > 0:54:10'It was picture-perfect.

0:54:10 > 0:54:12'Topped off by two surprise guests

0:54:12 > 0:54:15'flown in for the occasion all the way from Vienna.'

0:54:18 > 0:54:19It's a stork!

0:54:19 > 0:54:21Oh, my God!

0:54:22 > 0:54:24'After the shower,

0:54:24 > 0:54:26'Nina was showing a few of her friends the new baby's room,

0:54:26 > 0:54:28'and Franck started giving decorating tips.'

0:54:28 > 0:54:30This is what I suggest.

0:54:30 > 0:54:32Firstly, if it were me, you know,

0:54:32 > 0:54:34what I would do is I would push these windows out

0:54:34 > 0:54:37and let sweet San Marino light fill in.

0:54:39 > 0:54:41'Therefore, the third trimester in the Banks family

0:54:41 > 0:54:45'began with a remodel of what we now affectionately call the baby's suite.

0:54:48 > 0:54:50'I'll admit we got a little carried away,

0:54:50 > 0:54:52'and it wasn't even all Franck's fault,

0:54:52 > 0:54:54'although, God knows, I tried to blame him.'

0:54:54 > 0:54:56Hey! Hey!

0:54:56 > 0:54:57'Nina and Annie were doing great,

0:54:57 > 0:54:59'right on schedule

0:54:59 > 0:55:02'and weighing in at 128 and 132 pounds respectively.'

0:55:02 > 0:55:04Ho! Ooh!

0:55:05 > 0:55:07'We had everything you'd expect when you're expecting -

0:55:07 > 0:55:10'leg cramps, backaches, and cravings.

0:55:10 > 0:55:12'And the women were worse.'

0:55:16 > 0:55:19CAR DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES

0:55:19 > 0:55:20'What we didn't expect, one sleepy night,

0:55:20 > 0:55:22'was an unexpected visitor.'

0:55:28 > 0:55:30Oh, hi, Dad.

0:55:30 > 0:55:31You OK?

0:55:32 > 0:55:33I'm fine.

0:55:35 > 0:55:36Bryan and I got in a fight.

0:55:36 > 0:55:39I got angry and got in my car

0:55:39 > 0:55:42and didn't know where to go. Did I wake Mom?

0:55:42 > 0:55:45No, no, no. She's asleep.

0:55:54 > 0:55:56So, if you wanna, you know...

0:55:56 > 0:55:58Yeah, sure. I can talk about it.

0:55:58 > 0:55:59It's not, you know... It's fine.

0:55:59 > 0:56:01If you don't wanna, it's OK, cos I can just make up the sofa.

0:56:01 > 0:56:04No. It's OK. Thanks.

0:56:07 > 0:56:08Pretzel?

0:56:08 > 0:56:10No, thanks.

0:56:15 > 0:56:18All right. Here's what happened.

0:56:18 > 0:56:19When I was leaving work today,

0:56:19 > 0:56:20my boss calls me in,

0:56:20 > 0:56:22tells me what a great job I'm doing,

0:56:22 > 0:56:23and says I have as much promise

0:56:23 > 0:56:25as anyone she's hired since she's been at the firm.

0:56:25 > 0:56:27Then she said the great part.

0:56:27 > 0:56:29She said that she's been asked to select one person from my level

0:56:29 > 0:56:31to be part of a design team

0:56:31 > 0:56:34that's going to design the new Boston Museum of Contemporary Art,

0:56:34 > 0:56:35and she picked me.

0:56:35 > 0:56:36That's fantastic.

0:56:36 > 0:56:38I know. I was completely thrilled.

0:56:38 > 0:56:41Plus to live in Boston. I love Boston.

0:56:41 > 0:56:42Oh, you have to, er...

0:56:42 > 0:56:43move to Boston. Yeah.

0:56:43 > 0:56:45I need to be there right after the baby's born,

0:56:45 > 0:56:46by October.

0:56:46 > 0:56:48A-ha.

0:56:48 > 0:56:50I knew when they hired me that this was a possibility one day,

0:56:50 > 0:56:52and Bryan knew it, too, but now, well...

0:56:52 > 0:56:54I rush home to tell him the news,

0:56:54 > 0:56:55and as soon as I say the word Boston,

0:56:55 > 0:56:56his face drops.

0:56:56 > 0:56:59I mean, this is the kind of opportunity everybody dreams about,

0:56:59 > 0:57:01and we're talking Massachusetts here, not Mars.

0:57:03 > 0:57:05So Bryan doesn't want to go?

0:57:07 > 0:57:09Well, he said that he understood

0:57:09 > 0:57:11that career-wise it was great for me,

0:57:11 > 0:57:12but with the baby coming,

0:57:12 > 0:57:14- he figured- I- wouldn't want to go.

0:57:14 > 0:57:17Which is... Ridiculous.

0:57:17 > 0:57:19It's like under that mellow '90s,

0:57:19 > 0:57:21Gap-ad exterior of his beats the heart

0:57:21 > 0:57:23of a 1950s husband that just expects me

0:57:23 > 0:57:26to take a backseat to his career.

0:57:26 > 0:57:27You said that to him?

0:57:27 > 0:57:29Of course.

0:57:29 > 0:57:31To which he said I was nuts...

0:57:31 > 0:57:34and that all he meant was that with us having a new baby,

0:57:34 > 0:57:35it just seemed like a crazy time

0:57:35 > 0:57:36to move to sub-zero weather

0:57:36 > 0:57:38and a city full of strangers,

0:57:38 > 0:57:41and that I should think of you guys and of his parents,

0:57:41 > 0:57:43and of how moving so far away would be so hard on everyone.

0:57:45 > 0:57:48Anyway, I knew if anybody would understand how I felt,

0:57:48 > 0:57:49it would be you.

0:57:49 > 0:57:51You were the one that always told me to go for my dreams,

0:57:51 > 0:57:53never to settle.

0:57:53 > 0:57:56Dad, tell me, am I being unreasonable to want to go?

0:57:56 > 0:57:58Because if you think I am, I won't go.

0:57:58 > 0:58:00I won't.

0:58:06 > 0:58:07Ann, you have to go.

0:58:07 > 0:58:09This is not the Dark Ages.

0:58:09 > 0:58:11We'll still see each other all the time.

0:58:11 > 0:58:12You'll just be an aeroplane ride away.

0:58:12 > 0:58:14That's exactly what I said.

0:58:14 > 0:58:16And wasn't Bryan the one who said you were a gifted architect

0:58:16 > 0:58:18and would move anywhere you got a job?

0:58:18 > 0:58:19Yes.

0:58:19 > 0:58:20And wouldn't you move for him

0:58:20 > 0:58:22if he was the one being offered the promotion? In a minute.

0:58:22 > 0:58:24CAR ENGINE

0:58:24 > 0:58:26Oh, gosh. That must be him.

0:58:37 > 0:58:39Hi.

0:58:39 > 0:58:40Hi.

0:58:42 > 0:58:43Hi, Dad.

0:58:46 > 0:58:50Uh...Annie, I realise that...that...

0:58:50 > 0:58:52Did you tell your dad?

0:58:54 > 0:58:55Sorry, George.

0:58:55 > 0:58:57I didn't mean to be so lame.

0:58:57 > 0:58:59Hey, you guys go ahead. It's not up to me.

0:58:59 > 0:59:02OK. Annie, I realised, after you left,

0:59:02 > 0:59:04that if the same thing happened to me,

0:59:04 > 0:59:06you'd come with me any time, anywhere.

0:59:06 > 0:59:08ANNIE: I would.

0:59:08 > 0:59:09So I'm going to do the same for you.

0:59:12 > 0:59:13Oh, honey, I am so sorry.

0:59:17 > 0:59:20ANNIE: I just don't want you to ever resent me for this.

0:59:20 > 0:59:21BRYAN: Hey. I can work out of Boston

0:59:21 > 0:59:23just as easily as I can work out of LA

0:59:23 > 0:59:26and I don't want you to ever resent me, ever.

0:59:33 > 0:59:35OK. So, then, we're going.

0:59:35 > 0:59:37OK.

0:59:38 > 0:59:41ANNIE: The baby has the hiccups.

0:59:41 > 0:59:43- You feel that? - Yes!

0:59:43 > 0:59:45(Boston.)

0:59:55 > 0:59:57'As I watched the kids pull out of the driveway,

0:59:57 > 0:59:59'I got an all-too-familiar pain in my gut.

0:59:59 > 1:00:01'The one I always got when I did something for one of the kids

1:00:01 > 1:00:05'the fell under the heading of "I did it for their own good".

1:00:07 > 1:00:09'And then I thought about baby number three...

1:00:09 > 1:00:12'and 25 more years of moments like this,

1:00:12 > 1:00:17'and suddenly I was tired.'

1:00:33 > 1:00:36I'll be able to do it again.

1:00:36 > 1:00:38I'm sure I can.

1:00:43 > 1:00:45All right, if it swishes,

1:00:45 > 1:00:48it's no problem - Father of the Year.

1:00:53 > 1:00:55Not swishes, just goes in!

1:00:55 > 1:00:56Well!

1:01:04 > 1:01:06'Well, we made it to July.

1:01:08 > 1:01:10'The Farmer's Almanac said it was the hottest month

1:01:10 > 1:01:12'LA had seen in over half a century.

1:01:12 > 1:01:15'Nina was four weeks from her due date,

1:01:15 > 1:01:17'and Annie was two days past hers.

1:01:17 > 1:01:20'Franck and his crew were working around the clock

1:01:20 > 1:01:22'to have the baby's room ready by D-Day.

1:01:22 > 1:01:24'Life was hectic,

1:01:24 > 1:01:26'especially once Annie moved in.

1:01:26 > 1:01:28'Bryan was called to an emergency meeting in Japan,

1:01:28 > 1:01:30'and since Annie's doctor assured us

1:01:30 > 1:01:32'that the baby was at least another week away,

1:01:32 > 1:01:33'Bryan took the red-eye to Tokyo

1:01:33 > 1:01:36'and left Annie in our care.

1:01:36 > 1:01:37'So there I was,

1:01:37 > 1:01:39'living with two extremely pregnant women

1:01:39 > 1:01:42'during the worst heat wave of the century.

1:01:42 > 1:01:44'Annie and Nina dealt with the heat

1:01:44 > 1:01:46'by adding extra air conditioners to the house,

1:01:46 > 1:01:49'turning our home into the only igloo in San Marino.'

1:01:49 > 1:01:50How we doin', girls?

1:01:50 > 1:01:52Dad, would you mind adjusting the pillow behind my back?

1:01:52 > 1:01:54Sure, sure. George.

1:01:54 > 1:01:55George.

1:01:55 > 1:01:58Prop that pillow up under my foot, would you, please?

1:01:58 > 1:02:00Here we go. Lemonade? Thank you, yes.

1:02:00 > 1:02:01Oh, and, George,

1:02:01 > 1:02:04would you please scratch my left ankle?

1:02:04 > 1:02:06'My mission was to keep them calm and comfortable.

1:02:06 > 1:02:08'I tied their shoes, massaged their backs,

1:02:08 > 1:02:10'painted their toenails,

1:02:10 > 1:02:12'and went to every imaginable takeout restaurant in the city.'

1:02:12 > 1:02:13BEEPING

1:02:13 > 1:02:15Oh! Oh! Gotta go get dinner.

1:02:15 > 1:02:17Matty, hold down the fort while I'm gone!

1:02:17 > 1:02:19MATTY: OK, Dad. George.

1:02:19 > 1:02:21Turn the air conditioning up on your way out.

1:02:21 > 1:02:22It's stifling in here.

1:02:22 > 1:02:24Oh, boy.

1:02:28 > 1:02:31Uh, now, you all have my beeper number just in case.

1:02:33 > 1:02:35BOTH: Shut the door!

1:02:35 > 1:02:37DOOR SLAMS

1:02:37 > 1:02:39Here we go. Here we go. Dinnertime.

1:02:39 > 1:02:40Dinnertime. All right.

1:02:40 > 1:02:42Thai noodles with chicken, white meat only.

1:02:42 > 1:02:44That's me. Oh, yeah. Annie.

1:02:44 > 1:02:46And let's see. Uh...

1:02:46 > 1:02:48taco grande, extra rice, no beans.

1:02:48 > 1:02:49Ooh. Mmm.

1:02:49 > 1:02:52All right, lox, bagels, and cream cheese.

1:02:52 > 1:02:54Thanks, Dad.

1:02:54 > 1:02:57All right, now where's Dad's?

1:02:57 > 1:02:58Where's Dad's?

1:02:58 > 1:03:00'As the days rolled by,

1:03:00 > 1:03:04'and nothing happened, the tension mounted.

1:03:04 > 1:03:05'I found myself watching Annie

1:03:05 > 1:03:07'was if she were a time bomb.'

1:03:07 > 1:03:08Ouch!

1:03:08 > 1:03:10ALL: What? Ouch!

1:03:10 > 1:03:11O-U-C-H.

1:03:11 > 1:03:13Oh!

1:03:13 > 1:03:15Honey... Oh!

1:03:15 > 1:03:17That's 20 points.

1:03:17 > 1:03:19'Every night we laid out our clothes

1:03:19 > 1:03:20'so we could grab them in a hurry.

1:03:20 > 1:03:21'We were like firefighters

1:03:21 > 1:03:24'ready to jump at the first alarm.'

1:03:28 > 1:03:31Oh! Ahh!

1:03:31 > 1:03:33I'm hot!

1:03:33 > 1:03:36Goodnight. Goodnight.

1:03:42 > 1:03:44Ohh...

1:03:49 > 1:03:51It's about that time.

1:03:51 > 1:03:52George.

1:03:52 > 1:03:53All right! Everybody stay calm!

1:03:53 > 1:03:55OK. OK.

1:03:55 > 1:03:57Now, I've mapped out the various routes to the hospital.

1:03:57 > 1:04:00We can, er... What time is it?

1:04:00 > 1:04:01It's, er... all right. It's 11.36.

1:04:01 > 1:04:0311.36? All right. So that would be...

1:04:03 > 1:04:0811.36...plan F... Uh, route B.

1:04:08 > 1:04:10We can be there in 17 minutes.

1:04:10 > 1:04:12Annie, don't worry, we've got everything under control.

1:04:13 > 1:04:15What is this? What am I wearing?

1:04:17 > 1:04:19My blouse.

1:04:27 > 1:04:29Oh, honey. What happened?

1:04:29 > 1:04:30Sorry. False alarm.

1:04:30 > 1:04:32ALL: Aw! - Aw, sweetie, don't worry about it.

1:04:32 > 1:04:34That's OK. Sorry.

1:04:34 > 1:04:36That's not unusual. That can happen.

1:04:36 > 1:04:37We'll be back before you know it.

1:04:38 > 1:04:40'We got home just as the sun came up.

1:04:40 > 1:04:43'The girls fell right to sleep...

1:04:43 > 1:04:47'as I headed off to work.'

1:04:48 > 1:04:50Hello. It's fabulous day.

1:04:50 > 1:04:52Hello, George.

1:04:52 > 1:04:53Hi.

1:04:53 > 1:04:55'And oddly enough,

1:04:55 > 1:04:57'knowing Franck was at the house made me feel better.

1:04:57 > 1:05:00'Although I have no idea what he did there all day.'

1:05:00 > 1:05:02# Do the baby workout

1:05:02 > 1:05:05# Make the baby gleeful... #

1:05:05 > 1:05:07Ooh, that's good. That's good.

1:05:07 > 1:05:09# Little tin soldier

1:05:09 > 1:05:11# Happy tin soldier... #

1:05:11 > 1:05:13Right. And now with an attitude.

1:05:13 > 1:05:15Hello.

1:05:15 > 1:05:16Who are you?

1:05:16 > 1:05:19Keep away.

1:05:19 > 1:05:21I don't like what you say.

1:05:21 > 1:05:22Now, leg up...

1:05:47 > 1:05:49Uh-oh. Mom! Dad!

1:05:49 > 1:05:51I'll get it. What flavour?

1:05:51 > 1:05:52No flavour. This is it.

1:05:52 > 1:05:55Good, I didn't even get undressed this time.

1:05:55 > 1:05:58Where's my chart?

1:06:02 > 1:06:03George, don't forget the suitcase.

1:06:03 > 1:06:05I won't!

1:06:07 > 1:06:09Dad, keys!

1:06:19 > 1:06:20You'd think I could tell the difference

1:06:20 > 1:06:22between labour pains and indigestion.

1:06:22 > 1:06:23Yeah.

1:06:23 > 1:06:26I'm really sorry, Mom. Really.

1:06:26 > 1:06:28Mom?

1:06:28 > 1:06:29NINA: I understand, honey.

1:06:29 > 1:06:30You know, I think... Oh, boy!

1:06:30 > 1:06:31I think I just got to...

1:06:31 > 1:06:33I'm gonna lie down here... just for a sec!

1:06:33 > 1:06:35Ohh! Oh, me, too.

1:06:36 > 1:06:39I'm gonna go catch a few winks before I...

1:06:42 > 1:06:44Oh.

1:06:45 > 1:06:47Dad, where have you been? I'm late for camp.

1:06:47 > 1:06:49Camp. Camp.

1:06:49 > 1:06:50Come on.

1:06:50 > 1:06:53'At this point, I hadn't slept in 48 hours.'

1:06:53 > 1:06:56NINA: Have a good day at work, George.

1:06:56 > 1:06:58Yeah, Dad. Goodnight.

1:07:31 > 1:07:33Hello, someone is home.

1:07:33 > 1:07:35We've got a surprise for you, George.

1:07:35 > 1:07:38I'm sorry I can't stay, George, but I...

1:07:38 > 1:07:39Ah-choo! Whoops.

1:07:39 > 1:07:42I caught a cold from your house.

1:07:42 > 1:07:44Come on, George, hurry up, kavika.

1:07:44 > 1:07:47I'm too tired to kavika.

1:07:47 > 1:07:48OK, George, this is it.

1:07:48 > 1:07:49The baby's suite is finished.

1:07:49 > 1:07:52Think of it, buddy, after today I'm out of your hair.

1:07:52 > 1:07:55Did we come in on budget? Close enough, George, close enough.

1:07:55 > 1:07:56Now, close those eyes. Oh, Franck...

1:07:56 > 1:07:58Oh, don't, "Oh, Franck," me.

1:07:58 > 1:07:59You never want to have any fun.

1:07:59 > 1:08:01Close those eyes. All right.

1:08:01 > 1:08:03Drumroll, if you please. HE IMITATES DRUMROLL

1:08:06 > 1:08:08OK, open up.

1:08:23 > 1:08:26Welcome to Babyland.

1:08:27 > 1:08:29It's beautiful.

1:08:29 > 1:08:30Thank you, sir.

1:08:30 > 1:08:33I mean it. It's perfect.

1:08:33 > 1:08:35Oh, well, coming from you, George Banks,

1:08:35 > 1:08:38that...that means a lot.

1:08:38 > 1:08:40A lot.

1:08:40 > 1:08:43HE SNIFFS A whole lot!

1:08:46 > 1:08:47And here's the bill.

1:08:47 > 1:08:49J-Just... don't go nuts, George.

1:08:49 > 1:08:53Just try to remember what you feel right at this minute, OK?

1:08:53 > 1:08:54In fact, do me a favour.

1:08:54 > 1:08:57Maybe you open it after I leave. That would be...

1:09:06 > 1:09:08NINA: George!

1:09:08 > 1:09:10He's up here, and he loves it!

1:09:10 > 1:09:12NINA: Oh. Well, good.

1:09:12 > 1:09:13Honey, dinner's ready.

1:09:13 > 1:09:14She cooked?

1:09:14 > 1:09:16She wanted to give you a break.

1:09:16 > 1:09:17She's been cooking up a storm

1:09:17 > 1:09:19all day in that freezing kitchen.

1:09:19 > 1:09:20GEORGE GROANS

1:09:20 > 1:09:22What's the matter, George? You look a little pooped.

1:09:22 > 1:09:24Oh, I haven't slept in three days.

1:09:24 > 1:09:26You know, I try to sleep at work, but I keep thinking

1:09:26 > 1:09:28any minute one of them's gonna go into labour, and I just end up...

1:09:28 > 1:09:30Totally viled.

1:09:30 > 1:09:31Trust me, I know the feeling.

1:09:31 > 1:09:33And do you know how I spell relief?

1:09:33 > 1:09:35V-A-T-S-N-I-K.

1:09:35 > 1:09:37V-A-T-S-N-I-K?

1:09:37 > 1:09:38Vatsnik.

1:09:38 > 1:09:40The best sleeping pill in the whole wide world.

1:09:40 > 1:09:41I swear by them.

1:09:41 > 1:09:44Oh, no, no, no. I don't take sleeping pills.

1:09:44 > 1:09:45Oh, George, you need your rest.

1:09:45 > 1:09:46You do.

1:09:46 > 1:09:49What if they need you, and you're walking into walls?

1:09:49 > 1:09:51Believe me, I never take pills myself, nowadays,

1:09:51 > 1:09:53but sometimes I need to rest.

1:09:53 > 1:09:56So I take half a Vatsnik, and I wake up a new man...

1:09:56 > 1:09:59refreshed and replenished and roaring to go.

1:09:59 > 1:10:01Just... You know what? Keep them. They're very mild.

1:10:01 > 1:10:04Mild? Oh, yeah, you... you'll thank me. You'll see.

1:10:04 > 1:10:06NINA: George! Franck! Dinner!

1:10:06 > 1:10:09On our way! Kavika!

1:10:10 > 1:10:13I'm so happy that you like the room, George.

1:10:13 > 1:10:16Sit next to me at dinner, OK?

1:10:33 > 1:10:34Hi, Dad.

1:10:34 > 1:10:36Hey, Matty, how was camp? Good.

1:10:36 > 1:10:38Anne, how you feeling?

1:10:38 > 1:10:39Great. Really energised.

1:10:39 > 1:10:40Bryan's coming home tomorrow.

1:10:40 > 1:10:42Don't think we'll see any action tonight?

1:10:42 > 1:10:44Don't think so, Dad.

1:10:44 > 1:10:45Hey, honey, how are you feeling?

1:10:45 > 1:10:48Good. Fine. I went to the doctor today. And?

1:10:48 > 1:10:51And...right on schedule... three weeks.

1:10:51 > 1:10:54Hmm. Here goes.

1:10:58 > 1:10:59Dad, what are you taking?

1:10:59 > 1:11:01Well, Dad hasn't been sleeping so well lately,

1:11:01 > 1:11:04so I thought I'd take a couple of very mild sleeping pills.

1:11:05 > 1:11:06Hmm.

1:11:07 > 1:11:09SLURRING: Please pass the rolls.

1:11:10 > 1:11:11Thanks.

1:11:13 > 1:11:14Dad?

1:11:14 > 1:11:15ANNE: Look at dad.

1:11:15 > 1:11:17What's he doing? What's wrong?

1:11:17 > 1:11:19George? George?! I never saw anything like it.

1:11:19 > 1:11:21He said, "Pass the rolls."

1:11:21 > 1:11:22By the time I passed them,

1:11:22 > 1:11:23he was gone.

1:11:23 > 1:11:25Ahh! George! George, what happened?

1:11:25 > 1:11:27Oh, my God. George!

1:11:27 > 1:11:30MATTY: He's not dead, Mom. He just took two sleeping pills.

1:11:30 > 1:11:31He took them both?

1:11:31 > 1:11:32You gave him sleeping pills?!

1:11:32 > 1:11:33Well, he said he could not sleep,

1:11:33 > 1:11:35but two Vatsnik, it's like,

1:11:35 > 1:11:37goodbye, George, see you next Thursday.

1:11:37 > 1:11:38I didn't think he would take them both.

1:11:38 > 1:11:39Franck, look at him!

1:11:39 > 1:11:42Well, the truth is... I take half a Vatsnik and I'm a goner.

1:11:42 > 1:11:44He took them both at once?

1:11:44 > 1:11:45IMITATING FRANCK: Looked that way to me.

1:11:45 > 1:11:47At least he'll sleep, you know?

1:11:47 > 1:11:49Matthew, help me get him into the lobby. Can I help in some way?

1:11:49 > 1:11:50No, no, no. Me and Matt can do it.

1:11:50 > 1:11:54On three we lift, Matthew. One, two...and we go!

1:11:54 > 1:11:56George? Ohh! Oh!

1:11:56 > 1:11:57OK. Wow.

1:11:57 > 1:11:59FRANCK: Drop that boy on me.

1:11:59 > 1:12:00Am I moving?

1:12:00 > 1:12:02NINA: Um, yes, you're moving. Oh, that's good.

1:12:02 > 1:12:04Oh, dear. Oh-ohh.

1:12:04 > 1:12:05Oh, God!

1:12:05 > 1:12:08I am getting shorter. Oh, no. Second strength.

1:12:08 > 1:12:12Up. OK. Ahh. Ohh. Ahh.

1:12:12 > 1:12:13Franck? Yeah?

1:12:13 > 1:12:15Is he breathing? Yes, breathing...and drooling.

1:12:15 > 1:12:17Oh, honey? Ohh.

1:12:17 > 1:12:19Ahh. There you go!

1:12:19 > 1:12:22- Mom? - Well, what are Vatsnik anyway?

1:12:22 > 1:12:23I've never heard of it. Are they prescription?

1:12:23 > 1:12:24Not yet. They're from my country.

1:12:24 > 1:12:27They're not exactly legal, but trust me,

1:12:27 > 1:12:28there are no funny side effects.

1:12:28 > 1:12:30I've been taking them for years.

1:12:30 > 1:12:31Ah!

1:12:31 > 1:12:34He's gonna be fine. Don't you worry. >

1:12:34 > 1:12:35Um...Mom?

1:12:35 > 1:12:37Well, if he's fine, why are you taking his pulse?

1:12:37 > 1:12:38Mom!

1:12:38 > 1:12:40Pulse excellent. See? He's fine.

1:12:40 > 1:12:41He'll just sleep like a little lamb.

1:12:41 > 1:12:43- OK... - Nina!

1:12:43 > 1:12:45What?

1:12:45 > 1:12:48Mom, this is it. I'm not kidding this time.

1:12:48 > 1:12:51Are you sure? Yes, I'm gonna have this baby tonight.

1:12:51 > 1:12:53All right, Franck... Franck, we need you to drive us to the hospital.

1:12:53 > 1:12:55I'm too big to get behind the wheel.

1:12:55 > 1:12:58FRANCK BABBLES IN HIS OWN LANGUAGE

1:12:58 > 1:13:00Franck! Franck! Franck, we need you.

1:13:00 > 1:13:02Could you drive us to the hospital, Franck?

1:13:02 > 1:13:04Hmm? Huh? Of course.

1:13:04 > 1:13:07The hospital. I'll drive you there.

1:13:07 > 1:13:09I'll take the suitcase. I'll be there in a moment. >

1:13:09 > 1:13:13Ladies, not to worry. We have no problem.

1:13:13 > 1:13:15Good. Then hurry. MATTY: Mom, can I drive? No.

1:13:15 > 1:13:18George! Wake up!

1:13:18 > 1:13:19Please, wake up!

1:13:19 > 1:13:21You're gonna be a grandfather now.

1:13:21 > 1:13:22Oh, George, don't do this!

1:13:22 > 1:13:24I am not a husband. I am not a father.

1:13:24 > 1:13:26I am not the 911 man. Come on.

1:13:26 > 1:13:29Rise and shine, big white-haired man.

1:13:29 > 1:13:31All right. Ohh! Here we go.

1:13:31 > 1:13:33HORN HONKS

1:13:33 > 1:13:35We're on our way.

1:13:35 > 1:13:37That's... Oh, my aching back.

1:13:37 > 1:13:38Right. Left.

1:13:38 > 1:13:41Right...left...

1:13:41 > 1:13:43left...right.

1:13:43 > 1:13:44HE GROANS

1:13:47 > 1:13:49Oh! HORN BLARES

1:13:49 > 1:13:50Oh, no! Oh, George!

1:13:50 > 1:13:52We are almost there!

1:13:52 > 1:13:55And we... OK.

1:13:55 > 1:13:56And...running start!

1:13:58 > 1:14:00On the Acheson, Topeka...

1:14:00 > 1:14:04Moving! Moving, George.

1:14:07 > 1:14:08Gee, I'd change this room...

1:14:08 > 1:14:10This is not the time to think about that! HORN BLARES

1:14:10 > 1:14:12Let's get the head...

1:14:13 > 1:14:15Easy now!

1:14:15 > 1:14:17We're on our way!

1:14:19 > 1:14:20Look who's up.

1:14:20 > 1:14:23He wouldn't miss it for the world.

1:14:28 > 1:14:29MATTY: Franck! Wrong way!

1:14:29 > 1:14:31TYRES SQUEAL

1:14:34 > 1:14:35NINA: Right turn here, right!

1:14:35 > 1:14:37FRANCK: Ohh!

1:14:39 > 1:14:41How's the maternity department doing?

1:14:41 > 1:14:43I'm hanging in there. Just hurry, please.

1:14:43 > 1:14:46Oh.

1:14:46 > 1:14:47Ohh! Ohh! Ohh! Oh! Oh!

1:14:47 > 1:14:49George! Get a hold of yourself.

1:14:49 > 1:14:51NINA: Make a left here! Where?

1:14:51 > 1:14:53ALL: Left here! Oh, right.

1:14:54 > 1:14:55ALL: Whoa!

1:14:55 > 1:14:57FRANCK: Aah!

1:14:57 > 1:14:59Aah! Oh!

1:15:08 > 1:15:10Hey, man...what's with that face, huh?

1:15:10 > 1:15:13Is that supposed to be ME?

1:15:13 > 1:15:15THEY LAUGH

1:15:18 > 1:15:21Hey, you got a problem, loser?

1:15:21 > 1:15:23We have no problem with nobody,

1:15:23 > 1:15:24so leave us alone!

1:15:24 > 1:15:26Leaf chew alone(?)

1:15:26 > 1:15:30What are you, a tree?

1:15:30 > 1:15:32Yes, I am. That's very funny. Ha-ha-ha.

1:15:32 > 1:15:34You're obviously a comedian. Very good.

1:15:34 > 1:15:36Just nobody look at them.

1:15:36 > 1:15:38Hey, that's a nice accent, man.

1:15:38 > 1:15:40What planet are you from, huh?

1:15:40 > 1:15:42What planet?!

1:15:42 > 1:15:44The planet of not wanting to die

1:15:44 > 1:15:45by a drive-by shooting!

1:15:45 > 1:15:47Lock your doors!

1:15:47 > 1:15:48Kavika! Kavika!

1:15:50 > 1:15:52Hey, where you going?

1:15:57 > 1:16:00Are you all right? Just breathe in and out.

1:16:00 > 1:16:02Yeah. Breathe slowly.

1:16:02 > 1:16:03FRANCK GASPS

1:16:03 > 1:16:05Yes, thank you.

1:16:05 > 1:16:07I'm just not used to all this harrambugs.

1:16:07 > 1:16:10She was talking to my sister.

1:16:10 > 1:16:11Oh.

1:16:19 > 1:16:22Look who's walking all by himself.

1:16:24 > 1:16:26Oh, George. George, honey, it's really happening.

1:16:26 > 1:16:28This is it. Now, Franck... Ja!

1:16:28 > 1:16:29I'm gonna go upstairs with Annie to meet her doctor.

1:16:29 > 1:16:32So, you and Matty can get George some coffee,

1:16:32 > 1:16:33and then I'll meet you in the waiting room.

1:16:33 > 1:16:35All right? Of course. No trouble.

1:16:35 > 1:16:38Chair for the prostate exam. Mr Lemmish?

1:16:38 > 1:16:40He'll be out in a sec. He's in the John.

1:16:40 > 1:16:42PHONE RINGS Oakhurst Emergency.

1:16:42 > 1:16:44Slow down. Slow down.

1:16:44 > 1:16:47Ohh...Mr Lemmish.

1:16:47 > 1:16:48You all ready?

1:16:48 > 1:16:50Oh, yeah. Oh...

1:16:50 > 1:16:52FRANCK: We've got a pregnant lady here.

1:16:52 > 1:16:53Can we get a move on? Kavika?

1:16:53 > 1:16:55Got it covered. You doin' OK?

1:16:55 > 1:16:57Yeah, I think so. The contractions are about five minutes apart.

1:16:57 > 1:16:59OK, hold on, this chariot's gonna make it.

1:16:59 > 1:17:01You gonna need a chair, too?

1:17:01 > 1:17:03No, no. I'm fine. Annie? See ya.

1:17:03 > 1:17:04Definitely.

1:17:04 > 1:17:07OK, you're gonna be just fine.

1:17:09 > 1:17:10Ohh!

1:17:10 > 1:17:11Matthew, where your father go?

1:17:11 > 1:17:13I don't know. He was just here.

1:17:20 > 1:17:21Come on in.

1:17:21 > 1:17:23Are you ready?

1:17:27 > 1:17:29GEORGE: Excuse me!

1:17:29 > 1:17:32Do I know you?!

1:17:32 > 1:17:34MONITOR BEEPS

1:17:34 > 1:17:36NINA: Come on, Annie, come on.

1:17:36 > 1:17:39Keep breathing. It's almost over.

1:17:39 > 1:17:41Almost...

1:17:41 > 1:17:43OK, the worst is over.

1:17:43 > 1:17:46Almost gone, honey.

1:17:46 > 1:17:48You did it.

1:17:50 > 1:17:53Real good, Anne. Thanks.

1:17:53 > 1:17:56Look who's back from the dead.

1:17:57 > 1:17:59Oh. Dad, you're up.

1:17:59 > 1:18:02Matthew and I are going to go to the cafeteria

1:18:02 > 1:18:05for some Coca-Colas. So, you just...

1:18:07 > 1:18:09How you doin'?

1:18:09 > 1:18:11OK. So far, so good.

1:18:11 > 1:18:13We called Bryan, and he checked out of his hotel,

1:18:13 > 1:18:14but nobody knows where he is.

1:18:14 > 1:18:15And Dr Brooks...

1:18:15 > 1:18:17Wait a minute.

1:18:19 > 1:18:20Hang on.

1:18:20 > 1:18:22Dr Brooks' kid broke her arm at camp,

1:18:22 > 1:18:24so he had to fly to Maine this morning.

1:18:24 > 1:18:25Dr Brooks is in Maine?

1:18:25 > 1:18:27Yeah.

1:18:27 > 1:18:30Hi, Annie. I'm Dr Eisenberg.

1:18:30 > 1:18:33Let's see how you doin' here, OK?

1:18:33 > 1:18:35I'll be filling in for Dr Brooks today.

1:18:35 > 1:18:37And you're Annie's...

1:18:37 > 1:18:39Oh. Parents.

1:18:39 > 1:18:40You're a...you're...you're...

1:18:40 > 1:18:41you're gonna, er, actually...?

1:18:41 > 1:18:42Yes, I am.

1:18:42 > 1:18:44Annie, actually, everything looks real good here.

1:18:44 > 1:18:45So I'm just gonna check now

1:18:45 > 1:18:47to see what kind of progress you're making, OK?

1:18:47 > 1:18:48OK.

1:18:48 > 1:18:50We'll wait outside.

1:18:50 > 1:18:53Nina, this is no good. We've got to get another doctor.

1:18:53 > 1:18:55She looks younger than Annie. Do you have any change?

1:18:55 > 1:18:56No, George. And anyway,

1:18:56 > 1:18:58Dr Brooks says she's absolutely fantastic.

1:18:58 > 1:19:00Nina, this is our daughter we're talking about.

1:19:00 > 1:19:01What if something goes wrong?

1:19:01 > 1:19:03I mean, how much experience could she have six months out of medical school?

1:19:03 > 1:19:05Did you see the name on her tag? Megan. Yes, but...

1:19:05 > 1:19:07No real doctor is named Megan.

1:19:07 > 1:19:09I mean, how many babies could she have delivered, two?

1:19:09 > 1:19:12Actually...341.

1:19:12 > 1:19:14Not counting the two I delivered this morning.

1:19:14 > 1:19:16You can come back in now.

1:19:16 > 1:19:17Well, thank you.

1:19:17 > 1:19:19Annie's doing great.

1:19:19 > 1:19:21Now, the contractions are still irregular,

1:19:21 > 1:19:22but they're getting kind of intense.

1:19:22 > 1:19:25So it could take just a few more hours.

1:19:25 > 1:19:26So, just, um...

1:19:26 > 1:19:29just remind her now to relax between contractions, OK?

1:19:29 > 1:19:31You're going somewhere? Oh, just down the hall, Mr Banks.

1:19:31 > 1:19:33Oh, hey! You're wearing Sidekicks.

1:19:33 > 1:19:34Oh, don't you love 'em? They're all I wear.

1:19:34 > 1:19:36Yeah, me, too. Yeah, well, they're the best.

1:19:36 > 1:19:39So, when's your baby due, Mrs Banks?

1:19:41 > 1:19:42Uh... Are you OK?

1:19:42 > 1:19:45Oh, no. I feel fine. It's just, er...

1:19:45 > 1:19:47I have this funny pain. It's kind of sharp. Mm-hmm.

1:19:47 > 1:19:48You're almost 40 weeks?

1:19:48 > 1:19:51Mm-hm. Uh...uh-oh.

1:19:51 > 1:19:52There's another one.

1:19:52 > 1:19:54OK, let's go across the hall, see what's going on.

1:19:54 > 1:19:57Oh, no, no, no. Oh, no. I'm perfectly fine. Really.

1:19:57 > 1:19:58I'd feel much better, really, if you let me take a look,

1:19:58 > 1:20:00and Mr Banks can stay with Annie.

1:20:00 > 1:20:03Oh. ..I'll be right back. OK? Don't worry.

1:20:03 > 1:20:05Honey, fine. You OK?

1:20:05 > 1:20:06Mm-hmm.

1:20:08 > 1:20:10Doctor seems pretty together.

1:20:10 > 1:20:11She's young.

1:20:11 > 1:20:13Well, so what? So are you.

1:20:13 > 1:20:15Doesn't mean you couldn't design a skyscraper.

1:20:15 > 1:20:16SHE GASPS

1:20:16 > 1:20:17All right. All right.

1:20:17 > 1:20:19Just tell me when it's over, will you?

1:20:19 > 1:20:21OK, you're doing great. Just breathe in.

1:20:21 > 1:20:22All right, now breathe out.

1:20:22 > 1:20:23Breathe out.

1:20:23 > 1:20:25I can't.

1:20:25 > 1:20:27OK, worst is over.

1:20:27 > 1:20:29You sure? Absolutely.

1:20:29 > 1:20:32Coming down. Way down. It's almost over.

1:20:32 > 1:20:34Down to nothing.

1:20:34 > 1:20:35OK.

1:20:35 > 1:20:38OK. I'm OK.

1:20:38 > 1:20:40That was short but horrible.

1:20:40 > 1:20:43Annie, can I steal your dad for a second?

1:20:43 > 1:20:44Yeah.

1:20:44 > 1:20:45< You hangin' in there?

1:20:45 > 1:20:47Mm-hmm.

1:20:53 > 1:20:54Save my seat.

1:20:54 > 1:20:56I will. Hurry.

1:21:02 > 1:21:04Mr Banks, your wife is in labour.

1:21:04 > 1:21:06Very funny. Where is she?

1:21:06 > 1:21:08She's putting on a gown and getting hooked up to a foetal monitor.

1:21:08 > 1:21:10No, no, no, no, my daughter's in labour.

1:21:10 > 1:21:15My son-in-law is not here, and my wife is the solid one...

1:21:15 > 1:21:17Are you sure? We have a lot of false alarms in our family.

1:21:17 > 1:21:19Her cervix has already dilated five centimetres.

1:21:19 > 1:21:23Now the way she's going, YOUR baby could be born before your grandchild.

1:21:23 > 1:21:24Now, I'm OK. I can handle this.

1:21:24 > 1:21:25Can you?

1:21:25 > 1:21:28OK. Why don't you go congratulate Mrs Banks,

1:21:28 > 1:21:30and I'll check on Annie.

1:21:30 > 1:21:31You know, it's pretty cool, actually.

1:21:31 > 1:21:33If they both deliver before midnight,

1:21:33 > 1:21:35they'll have the same birthday.

1:21:35 > 1:21:37Dr Eisenberg...

1:21:37 > 1:21:41these women... are my life.

1:21:41 > 1:21:43I know.

1:21:49 > 1:21:51NINA BREATHES DEEPLY

1:21:52 > 1:21:54Nice timing, I know.

1:21:54 > 1:21:56How's Anne?

1:21:56 > 1:21:58Well, she's doin' good. How about you?

1:21:58 > 1:22:00Oh, George, I haven't packed my bag.

1:22:00 > 1:22:03We haven't even practised that Lamaze stuff yet.

1:22:03 > 1:22:05It's just...

1:22:05 > 1:22:08Oh! Oh!

1:22:08 > 1:22:09You're having a contraction.

1:22:09 > 1:22:10Yeah, I know.

1:22:10 > 1:22:13Yeow!

1:22:13 > 1:22:15Are you OK? Ooh.

1:22:17 > 1:22:20Just promise me... promise me you'll stay with Annie, George.

1:22:20 > 1:22:22She needs you. You know I will.

1:22:22 > 1:22:23OK.

1:22:23 > 1:22:26Nina. What?

1:22:26 > 1:22:28We're gonna have a baby tonight.

1:22:28 > 1:22:30I know.

1:22:30 > 1:22:33Isn't it just amazing?

1:22:36 > 1:22:39And we haven't even locked in on any names yet.

1:22:39 > 1:22:41Ah. OK. Now... I was thinking...

1:22:41 > 1:22:45Megan if it's a girl and Franck if it's a boy.

1:22:45 > 1:22:47Nnn... Franck Banks.

1:22:47 > 1:22:49It's got kind of a continental ring, don't you think?

1:22:49 > 1:22:52Can't you see him walking around the house with his little...Ascot?

1:22:52 > 1:22:54George, go check on Annie.

1:22:54 > 1:22:57Tell her I'm fine, all right? Oh, boy.

1:22:57 > 1:23:00These contractions are really coming fast, honey.

1:23:00 > 1:23:03But go, go. I'm fine. And, oh!

1:23:03 > 1:23:04Check on Matty, honey.

1:23:04 > 1:23:07And George? George...

1:23:10 > 1:23:14I don't know what I was gonna say.

1:23:24 > 1:23:27FRANCK: OK, hang in there a little more...

1:23:27 > 1:23:28That one was a bitch, huh?

1:23:28 > 1:23:30Yeah.

1:23:30 > 1:23:32Hey, how you doin'?

1:23:32 > 1:23:34Hi. OK?

1:23:34 > 1:23:35Yes, that's fine, thanks. Dad, how's Mom?

1:23:35 > 1:23:38Well, er, she's... You're not gonna believe this.

1:23:38 > 1:23:39She's not in labour?!

1:23:39 > 1:23:41She is, actually.

1:23:41 > 1:23:43Oh, my God!

1:23:43 > 1:23:44This is some night.

1:23:44 > 1:23:46- More ice. BOTH: I'll get it.

1:23:46 > 1:23:48No, no, no, I'll get it. You just...you stay there.

1:23:48 > 1:23:50Dad, you should... Ah, hold on.

1:23:50 > 1:23:52I got you. I got you.

1:23:52 > 1:23:54Go to Mom. I'll be fine.

1:23:54 > 1:23:56The ice man arrives.

1:23:58 > 1:23:59There we go. More ice.

1:24:00 > 1:24:03Really, Dad, I can handle this now. You stay with Mom.

1:24:03 > 1:24:04Well, she did say she wanted some ice.

1:24:04 > 1:24:06I could take this to her and be back in two seconds.

1:24:06 > 1:24:10How about I find the doctor and get an update here, OK?

1:24:10 > 1:24:12Be right back. You just...you just...

1:24:12 > 1:24:14Don't worry. I'm not going anywhere.

1:24:14 > 1:24:16Oh, ho-ho. This is very good.

1:24:16 > 1:24:18OK.

1:24:18 > 1:24:22Franck. I need you, buddy.

1:24:22 > 1:24:23I'm here, buddy. Anything, what?

1:24:23 > 1:24:26Well, I need you to help me. Can you hang in here with me?

1:24:26 > 1:24:29Of course. I will hang in until I hear those babies cry.

1:24:29 > 1:24:30I don't know what I'm doing exactly,

1:24:30 > 1:24:32but I'll keep doing that. You know that.

1:24:32 > 1:24:34Well, I thought you could stay with Annie... Good.

1:24:34 > 1:24:36Then I could check on Nina. Fine.

1:24:36 > 1:24:39Then maybe we could switch. Ja. George...

1:24:39 > 1:24:41we're bonding here, aren't we?

1:24:41 > 1:24:43I think we are, Franck.

1:24:43 > 1:24:45Someone's buzzing me awful bad in here.

1:24:45 > 1:24:49Go on. Don't worry. I'm on the case.

1:24:50 > 1:24:52Oh, George... George...

1:24:52 > 1:24:53I think I'm almost there.

1:24:53 > 1:24:56NURSE: Yeah, Dad, don't go too far. We may need you.

1:24:56 > 1:24:57ANNE: Dad!

1:24:58 > 1:25:00Dad!

1:25:01 > 1:25:03We're moving her into delivery.

1:25:03 > 1:25:06OK...I'm ready. Let's do it.

1:25:06 > 1:25:08Dad.

1:25:08 > 1:25:10Baby.

1:25:12 > 1:25:14Doctor!

1:25:15 > 1:25:17BEEPING

1:25:17 > 1:25:19What's going on?

1:25:19 > 1:25:20What's wrong?

1:25:20 > 1:25:22Nina, your contractions are really close together,

1:25:22 > 1:25:24and the baby's just not handling it as well as we'd like.

1:25:24 > 1:25:26< The baby's heart rate has dropped.

1:25:26 > 1:25:28Now, we're gonna watch it carefully,

1:25:28 > 1:25:29and if it doesn't go back up in a couple of minutes,

1:25:29 > 1:25:32I want to do a C-section and get the baby out.

1:25:32 > 1:25:34Oh, George...

1:25:34 > 1:25:36Mr Banks, I'm concerned your wife's

1:25:36 > 1:25:38going to need to be delivered in the next few minutes,

1:25:38 > 1:25:41and obviously I can't be in two places at once. Right.

1:25:41 > 1:25:43Everything's going beautifully with Annie.

1:25:43 > 1:25:44Her labour's progressing very well.

1:25:44 > 1:25:46I'd like to turn her over to the chief resident.

1:25:46 > 1:25:49I have complete confidence in him.

1:25:49 > 1:25:50I just feel that it's more important

1:25:50 > 1:25:51that I stay with your wife.

1:25:51 > 1:25:53Is that OK with you?

1:25:53 > 1:25:55Yeah, fine. If the baby's heart rate doesn't go up,

1:25:55 > 1:25:57how long does it take to...? Once I get her in the operating room,

1:25:57 > 1:26:01I can have the baby out in 60 seconds if I have to.

1:26:01 > 1:26:05We're still OK. We're in labour in room number 4.

1:26:05 > 1:26:08OK. Get Dr Wagner, OK?

1:26:08 > 1:26:09Right.

1:26:18 > 1:26:20Dad!

1:26:20 > 1:26:22Is Mom OK? She's fine. Don't worry.

1:26:22 > 1:26:24OK. Hi, Annie. I'm Dr Wagner.

1:26:24 > 1:26:27Hi. Hold on, we're almost there.

1:26:28 > 1:26:31Ohh! Bryan!

1:26:31 > 1:26:32Ohh. BRYAN: Annie!

1:26:32 > 1:26:36Ohh. Oh, God.

1:26:36 > 1:26:37I hope he's the husband.

1:26:37 > 1:26:38He is.

1:26:42 > 1:26:43How did you know we were here?

1:26:43 > 1:26:44Well, I got to your folks' house,

1:26:44 > 1:26:46and I saw the tray of uneaten lasagnes.

1:26:46 > 1:26:48I'm so glad I made it.

1:26:48 > 1:26:49Me, too.

1:26:49 > 1:26:54DR WAGNER: Slow down, kids. This is our stop.

1:26:58 > 1:27:00Dad, I...

1:27:00 > 1:27:02Just go. Go.

1:27:02 > 1:27:03OK.

1:27:09 > 1:27:11MONITOR BEEPS

1:27:11 > 1:27:13I don't see enough of an improvement, Nina.

1:27:13 > 1:27:14Let's get you delivered.

1:27:14 > 1:27:16Pat, we're on our way.

1:27:16 > 1:27:17OK.

1:27:17 > 1:27:19Nina.

1:27:19 > 1:27:21Oh, George.

1:27:21 > 1:27:25- What if she doesn't get the baby out in time? - She will.

1:27:25 > 1:27:27Excuse me.

1:27:27 > 1:27:30Hey, you know what I was thinking about? What?

1:27:30 > 1:27:31I was thinking about our first date.

1:27:31 > 1:27:32Oh, yeah.

1:27:32 > 1:27:35The one you showed up an hour late for.

1:27:35 > 1:27:36Oh...

1:27:36 > 1:27:37actually, I wasn't an hour late.

1:27:37 > 1:27:38Yes, you were, George.

1:27:38 > 1:27:41You showed up as I was pulling away from the restaurant.

1:27:41 > 1:27:44Well...that's not exactly what happened.

1:27:44 > 1:27:46Actually, I got there on time.

1:27:46 > 1:27:47I told you this.

1:27:47 > 1:27:49Never. I didn't? >

1:27:52 > 1:27:55Remember you told me I'd know you because...

1:27:55 > 1:27:57you'd be wearing that red turtleneck?

1:27:57 > 1:27:59Oh, George...

1:27:59 > 1:28:01And I just... stood in the window,

1:28:01 > 1:28:05and I watched you walk to that booth in the back.

1:28:05 > 1:28:08And you were so incredibly beautiful,

1:28:08 > 1:28:11I was afraid to go in, and I...

1:28:11 > 1:28:13and I just stood there... Excuse me. >

1:28:13 > 1:28:15..watching you sip your water

1:28:15 > 1:28:17and talk to the waiter,

1:28:17 > 1:28:20and I just fell in love with you.

1:28:21 > 1:28:23George...

1:28:24 > 1:28:26When you left,

1:28:26 > 1:28:29I watched you get in your VW Bug,

1:28:29 > 1:28:33and I saw your hair blowing out the side of the window,

1:28:33 > 1:28:35and then you started to drive off,

1:28:35 > 1:28:37and I just got afraid I'd never see you again.

1:28:37 > 1:28:40That's when I almost ran you over.

1:28:43 > 1:28:46Thanks for telling me this, George.

1:28:46 > 1:28:49Thanks for marrying me, Nina.

1:28:50 > 1:28:52NURSE: We're ready.

1:29:36 > 1:29:39BABY CRIES

1:29:50 > 1:29:52Dad, it's a boy. We have a son.

1:29:56 > 1:29:57How's Annie?

1:29:57 > 1:29:59Perfect. She's just perfect.

1:29:59 > 1:30:02He's so cute. Seven pounds, nine ounces.

1:30:02 > 1:30:04How's Nina?

1:30:04 > 1:30:06I'm, er, still waiting.

1:30:06 > 1:30:08Yeah? Well, I guess I better get back.

1:30:08 > 1:30:10Go. OK.

1:30:11 > 1:30:13It's wonderful.

1:30:13 > 1:30:14Give Annie a kiss for me.

1:30:14 > 1:30:15I will.

1:30:23 > 1:30:25I'm a grandfather.

1:30:25 > 1:30:26DOOR OPENS

1:30:28 > 1:30:30Mr Banks?

1:30:34 > 1:30:37I have someone that I'd like you to meet.

1:30:44 > 1:30:46It's a girl.

1:30:46 > 1:30:50I love girls. How's Nina?

1:30:50 > 1:30:53She's excellent. She did beautifully.

1:31:00 > 1:31:03Am I nuts, or is this the most beautiful baby ever born?

1:31:03 > 1:31:06She's perfect.

1:31:07 > 1:31:08< Oh...

1:31:08 > 1:31:11would you tell Nina she has a grandson?

1:31:12 > 1:31:14I will.

1:31:14 > 1:31:15Congratulations.

1:31:15 > 1:31:17And...

1:31:17 > 1:31:19thanks.

1:31:19 > 1:31:22My pleasure.

1:31:25 > 1:31:28Hey...hey.

1:31:28 > 1:31:33My beauty. Mine.

1:31:34 > 1:31:36BABY LAUGHS

1:31:37 > 1:31:39Dad.

1:31:39 > 1:31:40You gotta see him.

1:31:42 > 1:31:44Annie says he looks just like you.

1:31:46 > 1:31:48Oh, that's yours.

1:31:48 > 1:31:50She's a daughter.

1:31:50 > 1:31:52Oh, she's beautiful. Hi.

1:32:09 > 1:32:11'It was at that moment,

1:32:11 > 1:32:14'with my daughter in one arm and my grandson in the other,

1:32:14 > 1:32:19'that I realised life isn't gonna get much better than this.'

1:32:22 > 1:32:24Oh...where are they?

1:32:24 > 1:32:26Dad. Mom.

1:32:26 > 1:32:28There they are.

1:32:30 > 1:32:33Congratulations. ..Congratulations.

1:32:38 > 1:32:40'Before we knew it,

1:32:40 > 1:32:42'two months had passed.

1:32:42 > 1:32:44'And it was time to say goodbye.'

1:32:54 > 1:32:55That's it.

1:32:57 > 1:33:01Mom. Oh, honey.

1:33:01 > 1:33:03I love you and Dad.

1:33:03 > 1:33:05Write, OK? I'll try.

1:33:05 > 1:33:07Let me hug George goodbye, OK?

1:33:07 > 1:33:09Can I? Yeah. Hi...

1:33:09 > 1:33:11hi...hiya, George.

1:33:11 > 1:33:13Can I hold him?

1:33:13 > 1:33:14Yeah, sure.

1:33:14 > 1:33:15All right, honey.

1:33:15 > 1:33:17Be careful.

1:33:17 > 1:33:19ALL: Two hands!

1:33:21 > 1:33:23Yes. Good.

1:33:26 > 1:33:27Well...

1:33:27 > 1:33:29Well, goodbye. Take care.

1:33:29 > 1:33:30Bye.

1:33:30 > 1:33:33I'll call you. OK.

1:33:34 > 1:33:35I'll see you, George.

1:33:36 > 1:33:37We'll call you.

1:33:41 > 1:33:42Bye, Megan.

1:33:42 > 1:33:44Call me, OK?

1:33:44 > 1:33:46I may be your nephew's mother,

1:33:46 > 1:33:47but I'm still your big sister.

1:33:53 > 1:33:55Here. I got her a going away present.

1:33:55 > 1:33:57Hey, OK.

1:34:03 > 1:34:04Thanks.

1:34:05 > 1:34:06You'd better get going

1:34:06 > 1:34:08if you're gonna get to Phoenix before dark.

1:34:08 > 1:34:10Yeah, we'd better.

1:34:10 > 1:34:11OK, well, remember,

1:34:11 > 1:34:15if you're ever up for a 3am feeding,

1:34:15 > 1:34:16it'll be six in Boston.

1:34:16 > 1:34:18So, you know, don't hesitate...

1:34:18 > 1:34:20BABY CRIES Oh...

1:34:23 > 1:34:25Let me take him. ..Oh, you're sleepy.

1:34:25 > 1:34:26Hey, wait a minute.

1:34:26 > 1:34:28I haven't had the chance

1:34:28 > 1:34:29to kiss my grandson goodbye yet.

1:34:29 > 1:34:31Hey, buddy.

1:34:34 > 1:34:35I gotcha.

1:34:35 > 1:34:36I gotcha.

1:34:36 > 1:34:38Wear our name well, George.

1:34:38 > 1:34:40Don't let the other kids tease you.

1:34:40 > 1:34:41It's a good solid name.

1:34:41 > 1:34:43His last name's not Zinkman, is it?

1:34:43 > 1:34:45No. Oh, good.

1:34:45 > 1:34:47Oh!

1:34:47 > 1:34:48Oh, he got me. Uhh! Got me.

1:34:48 > 1:34:50Do it again.

1:34:50 > 1:34:51Yeah, do it again. Come on. Oh!

1:34:51 > 1:34:52You got me.

1:34:52 > 1:34:54Oh! Oh!

1:34:56 > 1:34:57Hey, I got you.

1:34:57 > 1:34:59I gotcha.

1:35:08 > 1:35:10Well, I guess we gotta go.

1:35:14 > 1:35:15Goodbye.

1:35:15 > 1:35:18BRYAN: I'll take George.

1:35:18 > 1:35:19There we go.

1:35:19 > 1:35:21Bye, Matty. Be good.

1:35:21 > 1:35:22Bye.

1:35:22 > 1:35:24Bye, Mom. Bye.

1:35:28 > 1:35:30Don't forget to buckle your seat belt. OK, Dad.

1:35:30 > 1:35:32You, too, Bryan. I will, Dad. >

1:35:32 > 1:35:33So we'll talk to you tonight?

1:35:33 > 1:35:35And it's hard to see out the rear view,

1:35:35 > 1:35:37so go slow and let people pass you.

1:35:37 > 1:35:38We will, Dad.

1:35:38 > 1:35:40ENGINE STARTS OK.

1:35:40 > 1:35:41ANNIE: Bye.

1:35:42 > 1:35:44Bye. Bye!

1:35:44 > 1:35:46Take care.

1:35:54 > 1:35:55Bye.

1:35:55 > 1:35:56Bye.

1:35:58 > 1:35:59HORN HONKS

1:36:12 > 1:36:14NINA: OK.

1:36:14 > 1:36:15MATTY: OK what?

1:36:15 > 1:36:18OK, let's finish your science project.

1:36:18 > 1:36:19It's not due till Thursday.

1:36:19 > 1:36:21Let's get a jump on it then, huh?

1:36:21 > 1:36:23NINA CHUCKLES

1:37:00 > 1:37:05I don't look too old to be your father, do I?

1:37:05 > 1:37:06Hey, you're already laughing at me.

1:37:06 > 1:37:07What took you so long?

1:37:07 > 1:37:11Hey... bet you can't do this.

1:37:12 > 1:37:13I can teach you that.

1:37:13 > 1:37:16I can teach you all kinds of tricks -

1:37:16 > 1:37:18how to pass behind your back.

1:37:18 > 1:37:20How to sink it shooting backwards.

1:37:20 > 1:37:22I taught your big sister. I can teach you.

1:37:22 > 1:37:23Megan, you want to see the court?

1:37:23 > 1:37:25I don't think you've seen it yet.

1:37:25 > 1:37:26We got lights and everything.

1:37:26 > 1:37:28We can play at night, one on one -

1:37:28 > 1:37:30just you and me.

1:37:32 > 1:37:36# Grab your coat and get your hat

1:37:36 > 1:37:41# Leave your worries on the doorstep

1:37:41 > 1:37:44# And just direct your feet

1:37:44 > 1:37:49# To the sunny side of the street

1:37:49 > 1:37:53# Can't you hear the pitter-pat?

1:37:53 > 1:37:57# Yeah, that happy tune is your step

1:37:57 > 1:38:01# Life can be so sweet

1:38:01 > 1:38:05# On the sunny side of the street

1:38:05 > 1:38:09# I used to walk in the shade

1:38:09 > 1:38:14# With my blues on parade

1:38:14 > 1:38:18# But now I'm not afraid

1:38:18 > 1:38:20# Cos this rover's

1:38:20 > 1:38:22# Crossed over

1:38:22 > 1:38:26# If I never had a cent

1:38:26 > 1:38:31# I'd be rich as that Trump fella

1:38:31 > 1:38:35# There'd be gold dust at my feet

1:38:35 > 1:38:37# On the sunny side

1:38:39 > 1:38:43# On the sunny side of the street. #

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