0:00:02 > 0:00:12This programme contains very strong language
0:00:12 > 0:00:14Where do I start?
0:00:17 > 0:00:19SIGHS
0:00:19 > 0:00:22It's not you.
0:00:23 > 0:00:25Well, actually, it is you.
0:00:27 > 0:00:30Look, I'm just not...
0:00:30 > 0:00:32I'm not attracted to you any more.
0:00:34 > 0:00:36I need space.
0:00:38 > 0:00:40You kinda...
0:00:42 > 0:00:45You kinda gross me out.
0:00:48 > 0:00:50In the beginning, it was different.
0:00:50 > 0:00:52In the beginning, you were better.
0:00:52 > 0:00:57But then I got to know you real well, and...
0:00:57 > 0:01:00I-I came to realise...
0:01:03 > 0:01:05..that you're a fat idiot.
0:01:05 > 0:01:07BOTH LAUGHING
0:01:07 > 0:01:09I got ya. I got ya.
0:01:09 > 0:01:11OK. OK.
0:01:11 > 0:01:13OK, OK, OK. Let me try it.
0:01:13 > 0:01:15You gotta be straight. Straight face. OK. OK.
0:01:15 > 0:01:17OK. All right. OK.
0:01:17 > 0:01:20I want a divorce.
0:01:20 > 0:01:23Why?
0:01:23 > 0:01:26It's a physical thing.
0:01:26 > 0:01:28Physical?
0:01:28 > 0:01:31I've been experimenting with other men lately.
0:01:31 > 0:01:35A lot of other men... and women.
0:01:35 > 0:01:38SIGHS: I don't know.
0:01:38 > 0:01:41I mean, Antonio can do this thing with his tongue,
0:01:41 > 0:01:46and William's stamina is amazing.
0:01:46 > 0:01:50And as far as hands go, well, your father's hands are...
0:01:50 > 0:01:52WHOOPING
0:01:52 > 0:01:55You are no match. I have no equal.
0:01:55 > 0:01:58YELLS Get down here.
0:01:58 > 0:02:01# If the shoe fits
0:02:01 > 0:02:04# I want you to wear it and wear it good
0:02:06 > 0:02:11# Sulkin' about them times when I was by myself
0:02:11 > 0:02:15# I was always lookin' for somebody else
0:02:15 > 0:02:19# But as time went on I had a talk with my mind
0:02:19 > 0:02:23# Friends like you and you I gotta leave behind
0:02:23 > 0:02:26# And I'm sayin' call me a fool
0:02:26 > 0:02:28# Cos you only rub it in
0:02:28 > 0:02:33# And I'll never see you if I had known I'll never see them again
0:02:33 > 0:02:36# Cos, well I know the difference just stay in my own business
0:02:36 > 0:02:40# And I'll never, ever dump it on you
0:02:41 > 0:02:45# Friends and enemies around me every day
0:02:45 > 0:02:50# I can't believe the things they say
0:02:50 > 0:02:54# Takin' me for granted give me no credit at all
0:02:54 > 0:02:59# I'll just keep bouncin' like a bouncin' ball... #
0:02:59 > 0:03:01VOCALIZING
0:03:05 > 0:03:08# I don't wanna step on nobody's foot but... #
0:03:08 > 0:03:11VOCALIZING
0:03:15 > 0:03:19# You call me a fool but you only rub it in
0:03:19 > 0:03:22# And I'll never see you if I had known
0:03:22 > 0:03:24# I'll never see that again
0:03:24 > 0:03:28# Cos, well, I know the difference Just stay in my own business
0:03:28 > 0:03:32# I'll never, ever depend on you. #
0:03:36 > 0:03:39MAN IMITATES ENGINE
0:03:42 > 0:03:45CONTINUES IMITATING
0:03:49 > 0:03:52B-B-Brickman's!
0:03:52 > 0:03:55B-B-Brickman's Powerboats!
0:03:55 > 0:03:58Get it? Brickman's sells powerboats.
0:03:58 > 0:04:00We make the company mascot a powerboat.
0:04:00 > 0:04:02What do you think?
0:04:02 > 0:04:04I like it.
0:04:04 > 0:04:07Good work, Allan. Zachary, you're up.
0:04:07 > 0:04:11Ladies and gentlemen, Zachary. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:04:11 > 0:04:14I haven't taken it to the focus group yet.
0:04:14 > 0:04:17But I just wanted you to know these are just preliminary sketches.
0:04:17 > 0:04:18Zach.
0:04:18 > 0:04:19Ladies and gentlemen,
0:04:19 > 0:04:23in producing the new mascot for Hi-Di-Ho Cookies...
0:04:23 > 0:04:24# Da-da-da-dum! #
0:04:24 > 0:04:26Zippy!
0:04:34 > 0:04:36What is that?
0:04:36 > 0:04:37Zippy.
0:04:37 > 0:04:38What is Zippy?
0:04:38 > 0:04:39The Cookie Man.
0:04:40 > 0:04:43What is that behind him? >
0:04:43 > 0:04:44A trail of chocolate chips.
0:04:44 > 0:04:49Wherever Zippy goes, he leaves a magical trail of chocolate for...
0:04:49 > 0:04:51Magical? This looks like poo. >
0:04:51 > 0:04:56It looks like Zippy's walking around just crapping all over the place.
0:04:56 > 0:04:57No, those are chocolate chips.
0:04:57 > 0:04:59What do you think it looks like?
0:04:59 > 0:05:00Excrement.
0:05:00 > 0:05:04Zach, let's just say you're about to take a big bite of a juicy chocolate chip cookie.
0:05:04 > 0:05:08What's the last image you want floating through your head?
0:05:08 > 0:05:09Excrement? Right.
0:05:09 > 0:05:15I'm gonna go out on a limb and say we should avoid all bowel-related items with this particular product.
0:05:15 > 0:05:18Just a hunch, you know? I'll work up something different.
0:05:18 > 0:05:20PHONE RINGS Nick Beam's office.
0:05:20 > 0:05:21Oh, hi, Ann.
0:05:21 > 0:05:23Ooh, aah...
0:05:23 > 0:05:26Everybody out. Big business deal.
0:05:27 > 0:05:28Hello.
0:05:28 > 0:05:31Now we're still on for tonight. You stood me up twice, you know?
0:05:31 > 0:05:33It's a done deal. New York Philharmonic. Last night in town.
0:05:33 > 0:05:35I'll be escorting the sexiest woman in the world.
0:05:35 > 0:05:37What about me? We'll bring ya.
0:05:37 > 0:05:39Oh, guess what?
0:05:39 > 0:05:43My sister left a message on the machine. She's coming in with her fiance next Friday.
0:05:43 > 0:05:45No. Oh, wow. Yeah!
0:05:45 > 0:05:48I finally get to meet the mysterious queen of the Peace Corps.
0:05:48 > 0:05:50Yes, you do. Hey, can you pick 'em up?
0:05:50 > 0:05:53Yeah, sure. When is it?
0:05:53 > 0:05:55A week from today.
0:05:55 > 0:05:59I think it'll be around 10.30. I'm not sure. I'll have to check.
0:05:59 > 0:06:01PB wants to see you ASAP.
0:06:01 > 0:06:05Sorry, honey, I gotta go. There's an onslaught of initials coming at me.
0:06:05 > 0:06:07- OK. Tell him hello. - I will.
0:06:07 > 0:06:10- I hate you. - Me too. Bye.
0:06:10 > 0:06:13Phillip.
0:06:13 > 0:06:15Nick.
0:06:16 > 0:06:19Oh, oh! Bungee jumping. Sunday.
0:06:19 > 0:06:21Nick!
0:06:21 > 0:06:23No thanks, Phillip.
0:06:23 > 0:06:26- PB. - No thanks, PB.
0:06:26 > 0:06:29- Nick? - PB?
0:06:29 > 0:06:32OK, OK. OK, forget it.
0:06:32 > 0:06:35This guy is new. Yeah. What do you think?
0:06:35 > 0:06:39Uh, I think he likes me.
0:06:39 > 0:06:42Niroog, the fertility god.
0:06:42 > 0:06:44Boy, I like looking at this.
0:06:44 > 0:06:46Handmade in the paleolithic period.
0:06:46 > 0:06:50Had to sacrifice my Ides of March gold Aureus in trade.
0:06:50 > 0:06:54Pity. But, er, I think worth it.
0:06:54 > 0:06:56So, which one of you wanted to see me?
0:06:56 > 0:07:00Charles Mcginty is coming in at 5.00. The Charles Mcginty?
0:07:00 > 0:07:03"Mcginty Crackers" Charles Mcginty? The very same. Fantastic.
0:07:03 > 0:07:06Anyway, I was supposed to have dinner with Mcginty tonight. I'd love for you to stand in.
0:07:06 > 0:07:09Oh, no, er... Phillip, I promised Ann I would...
0:07:09 > 0:07:12Nick. Oh, Nick. You gotta help me out here.
0:07:12 > 0:07:14I don't get this lucky every day.
0:07:14 > 0:07:17Look, if this is about a woman... You're a pal.
0:07:17 > 0:07:19I gotta go.
0:07:21 > 0:07:23It just needs to be... Guess who just called?
0:07:23 > 0:07:26Ann's divorce lawyer?
0:07:26 > 0:07:28Mcginty's secretary. He's rescheduling.
0:07:28 > 0:07:32- All right! Yes! - Want me to get Ann on the line?
0:07:32 > 0:07:36No, I'm gonna try to beat her home. I wanna surprise her.
0:07:36 > 0:07:38This is great, huh?
0:07:40 > 0:07:42ELEVATOR DINGS
0:07:53 > 0:07:58- The wife again? - No, I just met this incredible brunette on the elevator.
0:07:58 > 0:08:02Well, I'm jealous. What would I have to do to get flowers all the time?
0:08:02 > 0:08:04You don't get flowers all the time? Nope.
0:08:04 > 0:08:06That's a crime.
0:08:31 > 0:08:34GLASS SHATTERS MAN MUTTERS
0:08:59 > 0:09:01MUTTERING
0:09:07 > 0:09:09MUTTERING CONTINUES
0:09:20 > 0:09:23BED SQUEAKS
0:09:28 > 0:09:31MOANING
0:10:09 > 0:10:11Phillip.
0:10:14 > 0:10:16MOANING CONTINUES
0:10:42 > 0:10:44CAR HORNS HONK
0:10:49 > 0:10:52Hey, asshole, get out of the road!
0:11:01 > 0:11:04# Jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump
0:11:04 > 0:11:07# I say fight you're outta the corner a day late, a dollar short
0:11:07 > 0:11:09# Friday mornings most people don't get... #
0:11:09 > 0:11:12INDISTINCT
0:11:12 > 0:11:14# You change your life from left to right you get your wit tracks tight
0:11:14 > 0:11:16# Must be testing the master
0:11:16 > 0:11:18# The under hood the underworld's under man
0:11:18 > 0:11:21# Never mind being understood long as we understand
0:11:21 > 0:11:23# You can't twist transistor mixing friends
0:11:23 > 0:11:25# Soldiers over here don't snitch they bitch and bit
0:11:25 > 0:11:28# All hours while the crowds peepin' in... #
0:11:28 > 0:11:31FADES
0:11:40 > 0:11:43Welcome to hell, bitch.
0:11:43 > 0:11:45Car, keys, wallet. Now!
0:11:47 > 0:11:50Did you hear what I said?
0:11:50 > 0:11:53< Now, you listen and you listen good.
0:11:53 > 0:11:57This is a gun. Don't be fucking around with no gun, white boy!
0:11:57 > 0:11:59Helen Keller, I'm talkin' to you.
0:11:59 > 0:12:02I know you hear what I'm sayin'.
0:12:03 > 0:12:07Boy, did you pick the wrong guy on the wrong day.
0:12:08 > 0:12:09Oh!
0:12:12 > 0:12:13Shit.
0:12:14 > 0:12:17Oh, you're trying to lock me... U-u-unlock the door.
0:12:18 > 0:12:21Stop it, man! Stop the car!
0:12:21 > 0:12:22Stop the car!
0:12:22 > 0:12:24SCREAMS
0:12:28 > 0:12:32You're driving on the sidewalk, man! People got to walk there!
0:12:32 > 0:12:35AGH! Pull over, man!
0:12:35 > 0:12:38White boy, I said, pull over!
0:12:38 > 0:12:39TYRES SCREECH
0:12:39 > 0:12:41SCREAMING, HORNS HONKING
0:12:46 > 0:12:48Yo, man, there's a truck.
0:12:48 > 0:12:51I said, yo, man, there's a truck.
0:12:51 > 0:12:54Yo, man, there's a truck right there. Stop!
0:13:05 > 0:13:08What about my wallet? You wanted to rob me, didn't you?
0:13:08 > 0:13:11Yes. I distinctly remember you wanting to rob me.
0:13:11 > 0:13:13Here's my wallet. You want it?
0:13:13 > 0:13:16Here it is. Here. Here. Right out there.
0:13:17 > 0:13:18What you doin', man? That was money.
0:13:18 > 0:13:22Oh, I'm sorry. I got something else for you. SCREAMS
0:13:22 > 0:13:25I'm blind! I can't see.
0:13:27 > 0:13:32The honeys dug my eyes. The honeys dug my eyes.
0:13:33 > 0:13:36CAR HORNS HONK, SCREAMS
0:14:08 > 0:14:12All right, you win, man. All right? Is that what you wanna hear? You win.
0:14:18 > 0:14:20What the fuck?
0:14:20 > 0:14:23No, you ain't one of them desert slashers, are you?
0:14:23 > 0:14:28Cut a person's body up and leave it out in the desert in little tiny pieces and shit, huh?
0:14:28 > 0:14:32Oh, shit! We are in the fucking desert.
0:14:32 > 0:14:37I'm in the car with a psycho, freaky, Jason hack-killer mother fucker.
0:14:37 > 0:14:41Hey, please don't kill me, freaky Jason.
0:14:41 > 0:14:44I said, please don't kill me, freaky Jason.
0:14:46 > 0:14:51I done fucking caught a ride with the wrong white boy!
0:15:11 > 0:15:14Get out. With pleasure.
0:15:14 > 0:15:17Sayo-fucking-nara, pal.
0:15:19 > 0:15:23Oh, I can't feel my ass.
0:15:23 > 0:15:25My ass done fell asleep.
0:15:25 > 0:15:28I didn't even know an ass could fall asleep!
0:15:28 > 0:15:31It's all tingly!
0:15:31 > 0:15:33Come on, man. You can't leave me out here.
0:15:33 > 0:15:37Yo, man! You can't just leave me out here.
0:16:03 > 0:16:06OK, I'll make a deal with you.
0:16:06 > 0:16:09You drive me home, I'll forget about this whole kidnapping shit.
0:16:09 > 0:16:12Oh, come on.
0:16:12 > 0:16:14Hello. You tried to rob me.
0:16:16 > 0:16:19You had a gun to my head.
0:16:19 > 0:16:22Look, I told you the gun wasn't loaded.
0:16:22 > 0:16:24You got yourself into this.
0:16:24 > 0:16:28You know what you are? You're a bad person. You're an armed robber.
0:16:28 > 0:16:30Don't expect me to feel sorry for you.
0:16:30 > 0:16:33Excuse me. Is there a problem here?
0:16:33 > 0:16:35- Yes. - Is this man botherin' you?
0:16:35 > 0:16:38- Yes, he is. - Oh, so you're just gonna come right at the brother.
0:16:38 > 0:16:40Why don't you ask if he's bothering me?
0:16:40 > 0:16:43Lady, for all you know, I could be Denzel Washington.
0:16:43 > 0:16:45Take a good look.
0:16:45 > 0:16:48He could be some celebrity stalker.
0:16:48 > 0:16:50I'm gonna have to ask you to pay for this coffee now,
0:16:50 > 0:16:53cos I've seen these things escalate before.
0:16:53 > 0:16:55No problem.
0:16:55 > 0:16:57My wallet.
0:17:00 > 0:17:02Wow!
0:17:02 > 0:17:06Looks like the celebrity stalker don't have a wallet.
0:17:06 > 0:17:10Oh, well, thank you. I will get your change, sir.
0:17:12 > 0:17:14CHUCKLING >
0:17:14 > 0:17:18What? You want me to thank you?
0:17:18 > 0:17:20So I owe you a buck.
0:17:20 > 0:17:22How was you goin' to get gas?
0:17:22 > 0:17:24You don't have no money, no credit cards.
0:17:24 > 0:17:26No ID.
0:17:26 > 0:17:29Shit, man.
0:17:29 > 0:17:32OK. All right.
0:17:32 > 0:17:37You give me money for gas, and I'll...take you back.
0:17:37 > 0:17:39I'm cool. I'm... I'm straight.
0:17:39 > 0:17:43As a matter of fact, I like it out here in the desert.
0:17:43 > 0:17:45You know, you get all sweaty.
0:17:45 > 0:17:47Just bubbling off your ass.
0:17:47 > 0:17:49Just... What?
0:17:49 > 0:17:52I just remembered.
0:17:52 > 0:17:55I have a spare credit card in the side compartment.
0:18:06 > 0:18:09Uh-uh. Like hell!
0:18:09 > 0:18:11What's up? CHUCKLING
0:18:11 > 0:18:15What's up, white boy? W-w-what's up, huh?
0:18:15 > 0:18:17Come on, come on. What ya got?
0:18:17 > 0:18:21Huh? Look at you. You fucked around and got dropped.
0:18:30 > 0:18:32Get the fuck outta here.
0:18:32 > 0:18:35- What? - You hit like a ole girl, man.
0:18:35 > 0:18:38Get on out of here, man. Go about your business.
0:18:40 > 0:18:44Mother...
0:18:46 > 0:18:51What the hell is this, your merry-go-round move?
0:19:20 > 0:19:22Thank you.
0:19:34 > 0:19:36Hey. Oh!
0:19:38 > 0:19:42I didn't know it was expired. I never use it.
0:19:45 > 0:19:47So why are you out here?
0:19:47 > 0:19:50What do you care? I'm curious.
0:19:50 > 0:19:52I'm a student of human nature.
0:19:52 > 0:19:54You're a freak of human nature.
0:19:54 > 0:19:57That's all right. I forgive you.
0:19:57 > 0:20:00It's clear you have woman problems.
0:20:00 > 0:20:02You're way off base.
0:20:02 > 0:20:05I'm off base? Yeah. Way off base.
0:20:05 > 0:20:07She mess around on you? Look...
0:20:07 > 0:20:10Even if I wanted to talk about it - which I don't - it wouldn't be with you.
0:20:10 > 0:20:13You give her some nastiness?
0:20:13 > 0:20:15I know you gave her some serious nastiness. Just forget it.
0:20:15 > 0:20:17What about him? Did you fuck him up?
0:20:17 > 0:20:20Did you whoop his ass?
0:20:20 > 0:20:23I bet you hit that fucker with a bat, didn't ya?
0:20:23 > 0:20:25Kling! Pow! Fucked his ass up, didn't ya?
0:20:25 > 0:20:28No, wait a minute. You capped him.
0:20:28 > 0:20:30You capped that mother, didn't you?
0:20:30 > 0:20:32That's why you out here in the desert, ain't ya?
0:20:32 > 0:20:35Look, I didn't shoot him. I didn't say anything to my wife. I just left.
0:20:35 > 0:20:37What do you mean, you just left? Just left.
0:20:37 > 0:20:40I-I saw them doing... you know,
0:20:40 > 0:20:44and I...walked away.
0:20:45 > 0:20:48What a pussy!
0:20:48 > 0:20:52No wonder your woman is sneaking behind your back, man.
0:20:52 > 0:20:56Know what your problem is? You don't have the respect of your woman, man.
0:20:56 > 0:20:58That's what it is. Me, I got all that.
0:20:58 > 0:21:00I go home, my dinner's on the table.
0:21:00 > 0:21:02Bam! I don't wanna hear shit, woman.
0:21:02 > 0:21:05And if I want lovin' - if I'm in the mood - I get that, too.
0:21:05 > 0:21:07You're so full of shit. What would you have done?
0:21:07 > 0:21:10I'd have went back to that house and pulled a Terminator on the front door.
0:21:10 > 0:21:13Boom, boom, boom! Who do you think you're playin' with, woman?
0:21:13 > 0:21:17Who do you think I am, some fruity pie? I ain't no fruity pie.
0:21:17 > 0:21:19I'm...I'm Nick Beam.
0:21:19 > 0:21:21That's what I told her. I'm Nick Beam.
0:21:21 > 0:21:25And Nick Beam ain't puttin' up with that bullshit.
0:21:25 > 0:21:29She'd have been crying, you know? "Oh, Nick, oh, Nick, please take me back.
0:21:29 > 0:21:31"Please, please, Nick. It was only one time."
0:21:31 > 0:21:35I'm gonna "one time" your ass. Nick Beam is the master of his fate,
0:21:35 > 0:21:37the ruler of his destiny.
0:21:37 > 0:21:39So if you wanna cry on somebody's shoulder,
0:21:39 > 0:21:41why don't you cry on superdick?
0:21:41 > 0:21:44As for Nick Beam, I'm fit, lit,
0:21:44 > 0:21:46and I damn sure ain't takin' no shit.
0:21:46 > 0:21:51So you can get the fuck out.
0:21:53 > 0:21:55That's what I'd 'a told the bitch.
0:21:55 > 0:21:58That's what I'd 'a told the bitch.
0:22:02 > 0:22:04What the...?
0:22:04 > 0:22:07MAN: Hey, hold it. Hold it. Break it up. Break it up.
0:22:07 > 0:22:11Should I pay cash, or do you wanna use your credit card?
0:22:11 > 0:22:15HE LAUGHS
0:22:16 > 0:22:17PUMP DINGS
0:22:36 > 0:22:39Ah! Oh! Shit!
0:22:39 > 0:22:42< Put the money in the bag.
0:22:42 > 0:22:44Put the money in the fucking bag!
0:22:44 > 0:22:45Shit.
0:22:45 > 0:22:47Let's go!
0:22:51 > 0:22:53Shit.
0:22:54 > 0:22:56You weren't gonna leave without me, were you?
0:22:56 > 0:22:59- What do you think you're doing? - There's a special they got goin'.
0:22:59 > 0:23:02You get a free stack of cash with every fill-up. Some luck, huh?
0:23:02 > 0:23:05How stupid can you be?
0:23:05 > 0:23:07- We'd better get out of here. - You take that money back.
0:23:07 > 0:23:09COCKS RIFLE I'm serious, man. We'd better get goin'.
0:23:09 > 0:23:12We'll get going as soon as you bring back that money.
0:23:12 > 0:23:15- I'm not bullshitting! Move out! - I'm not going anywhere until...
0:23:15 > 0:23:18Here we go.
0:23:26 > 0:23:28Why?
0:23:28 > 0:23:29I didn't have any money, man.
0:23:29 > 0:23:33Oh, you had money. No. That five dollars I gave the waitress was it.
0:23:34 > 0:23:38Oh, great. Buford's come to kill us.
0:23:38 > 0:23:41TRUCK HORN HONKS
0:23:41 > 0:23:45Persistent hillbilly mother fucker. He has every right to be.
0:23:45 > 0:23:48You robbed him... at gunpoint.
0:23:48 > 0:23:49You dick!
0:23:49 > 0:23:53Hey, hey, you're the one who threw the wallet out the fuckin' window.
0:23:53 > 0:23:55Smart(!)
0:23:55 > 0:23:57POLICE SIREN WAILS Great.
0:24:00 > 0:24:02Oh, shit.
0:24:07 > 0:24:10- All right, man. What you doin'? - Come on, asshole.
0:24:12 > 0:24:16Well, would you look at these crazy sons of bitches?
0:24:16 > 0:24:18Oh, no. We gonna die. Pull off the road.
0:24:18 > 0:24:21Pull off the fuckin' road!
0:24:21 > 0:24:24Oh, shit!
0:24:24 > 0:24:27- Oh, shit! - Oh, shit!
0:24:48 > 0:24:50Hey, Earl.
0:25:00 > 0:25:02Oh...
0:25:02 > 0:25:06I'm alive! You alive!
0:25:06 > 0:25:09How'd you know that hillbilly was gonna turn first?
0:25:09 > 0:25:11You did know he was gonna turn first, didn't ya?
0:25:11 > 0:25:14You know what?
0:25:14 > 0:25:17It don't even matter. I'm alive!
0:25:17 > 0:25:19You alive, man!
0:25:30 > 0:25:32Get out! What?
0:25:32 > 0:25:34Get out!
0:25:38 > 0:25:40It's not even loaded, remember?
0:25:43 > 0:25:45What are you even thinking when you do something like that?
0:25:45 > 0:25:48You think you're never gonna get caught? We didn't get caught.
0:25:48 > 0:25:51That's not the point. It's beetleheaded.
0:25:51 > 0:25:53It's only a matter of time before you do get caught.
0:25:53 > 0:25:55What is "beetleheaded"?
0:25:55 > 0:25:57It's a synonym for "stupid."
0:25:57 > 0:26:02Oh. Well, here's a synonym for "procreation." Fuck you!
0:26:02 > 0:26:04It's easy for you to point the finger...
0:26:04 > 0:26:06when you're sittin' on your rich ass in a big fucking house.
0:26:06 > 0:26:08I'm not rich. Oh, yeah.
0:26:08 > 0:26:11How big's your TV? What?
0:26:11 > 0:26:12I say, how big's your TV? Fifty-inch.
0:26:12 > 0:26:16Get in the car. Oh, please. Let's not make this a social issue.
0:26:16 > 0:26:19The point is that even if you wanted to rob a place, there are smarter ways to do it.
0:26:19 > 0:26:23- Enlighten me. - A mask. Wear a mask.
0:26:23 > 0:26:25You see, the police have this thing called a "lineup,"
0:26:25 > 0:26:29and if someone recognises you, you go to jail!
0:26:29 > 0:26:31Oh, how about this for a novel idea? Case the place first.
0:26:31 > 0:26:35Find out if there's a security camera or a hidden alarm.
0:26:35 > 0:26:38Then again, why even rob a convenience store?
0:26:38 > 0:26:40How much money could you possibly get? Two, three hundred dollars?
0:26:40 > 0:26:43Then what? You're set for two days! Wow!
0:26:43 > 0:26:46What do you know, lanky? I know you go for the big score.
0:26:46 > 0:26:48One robbery, you're set.
0:26:48 > 0:26:51News flash, big slim.
0:26:51 > 0:26:53People with big money, they protect it.
0:26:53 > 0:26:56So you do a little research. Take Quality Design Group, where I work.
0:26:56 > 0:26:58My boss keeps a ton of cash in his vault.
0:26:58 > 0:27:02At night, there's only two guards and a personal security system.
0:27:02 > 0:27:05Now, in this case, I happen to even know the code.
0:27:05 > 0:27:06But even if I didn't, I...
0:27:10 > 0:27:12< What?
0:27:15 > 0:27:17I got a booger in my nose?
0:27:19 > 0:27:22What?
0:27:22 > 0:27:24IMITATING PHILLIP: Diversify.
0:27:24 > 0:27:26You can't trust banks, Nick.
0:27:26 > 0:27:31The entire system could crumble at any second.
0:27:31 > 0:27:34That bastard's so heavily leveraged, it would wipe him out.
0:27:34 > 0:27:38Wait a minute. Am I hearing you right?
0:27:38 > 0:27:41Mr "High and mighty" is gonna rob his boss?
0:27:44 > 0:27:47You hear that, gila monsters?
0:27:47 > 0:27:50Old Nick Beam here is gonna rob his boss!
0:27:50 > 0:27:54I say, do you hear that, gila monsters?
0:27:54 > 0:27:59You know what, Nick? Your wife really messed your head up bad, man.
0:28:01 > 0:28:03You're serious?
0:28:05 > 0:28:07How much he got?
0:28:07 > 0:28:11Only the bulk of his personal assets.
0:28:11 > 0:28:13Six, seven hundred thousand.
0:28:13 > 0:28:15You what?
0:28:15 > 0:28:19Hey, you gonna need some help. Oh, no, this has nothing to do with you.
0:28:19 > 0:28:23Hey, I was present at the time of creative inspiration,
0:28:23 > 0:28:25which entitles me to partial ownership
0:28:25 > 0:28:27in this criminalistic endeavour.
0:28:27 > 0:28:30Get out.
0:28:30 > 0:28:33Maybe I'll just call Quality Design Group when we get back.
0:28:34 > 0:28:37I want half.
0:28:39 > 0:28:42We're gonna bury this asshole.
0:28:42 > 0:28:44Sure, you're right. ENGINE STARTS
0:28:53 > 0:28:56# If you ever plan
0:28:56 > 0:28:57# To motor west
0:28:59 > 0:29:03# Travel my way take the highway
0:29:03 > 0:29:05# That's the best
0:29:05 > 0:29:08# Come on get your kicks
0:29:08 > 0:29:10# On route sixty... #
0:29:13 > 0:29:15ZIPS ZIPPER
0:29:20 > 0:29:21CLOSES CAR DOOR # ..Six
0:29:23 > 0:29:26# Well, it winds from Chicago
0:29:26 > 0:29:28# To LA
0:29:30 > 0:29:33# More than 2,000 miles... #
0:29:33 > 0:29:35PHONES RING
0:29:35 > 0:29:40- Highway shooters? - One black, one white. You tell me?
0:29:40 > 0:29:42You were there, and they got away?
0:29:42 > 0:29:46They were driving a 1996 Yukon.
0:29:46 > 0:29:49RINGING CONTINUES Licence?
0:29:49 > 0:29:52You know, if I had a licence number, Bart, I wouldn't be standing here
0:29:52 > 0:29:55eating large quantities of shit, now, would I? No, sir.
0:29:55 > 0:29:59Monitor calls on both sides of the border. Fax that photo to every precinct on the planet.
0:29:59 > 0:30:01There's so much as a sneeze out there,
0:30:01 > 0:30:03I wanna feel the mist.
0:30:03 > 0:30:05PHONE RINGS
0:30:15 > 0:30:18# I hear a voice... #
0:30:18 > 0:30:20Give me all your money and a yoo hoo. The money's all locked up.
0:30:24 > 0:30:26That'll be 79 cents, please. LAUGH
0:30:29 > 0:30:31# I said come on, little prisoner
0:30:31 > 0:30:34# I got something to say... #
0:30:38 > 0:30:42SNIFFING
0:30:45 > 0:30:47Something stinks, man.
0:30:47 > 0:30:49You sure you ain't got a gas leak?
0:30:49 > 0:30:51It's my shoes.
0:30:51 > 0:30:54Your shoes?
0:30:56 > 0:30:58You ever heard of Dr Scholl's?
0:30:58 > 0:31:01I spilled some gas on my shoes at the gas station.
0:31:01 > 0:31:04You know, the one you robbed.
0:31:06 > 0:31:09Oh, so you got a camcorder up in here. What are you doing?
0:31:09 > 0:31:11I'm just checkin' it out, man.
0:31:11 > 0:31:13Put it down. I ain't gonna break it, man.
0:31:13 > 0:31:16Just let me check it out. Just let me see.
0:31:18 > 0:31:20Yo, this is your wife?
0:31:20 > 0:31:24Man, I see why you were upset.
0:31:24 > 0:31:28Not bad, Nick. Not bad, Nick.
0:31:28 > 0:31:30I mean, you know, for a cheatin' bitch.
0:31:30 > 0:31:32Look, don't you call her that.
0:31:32 > 0:31:34You don't know her. Don't call her that.
0:31:34 > 0:31:38OK. No disrespect. OK?
0:31:39 > 0:31:41What should I call her?
0:31:41 > 0:31:45Monogamously challenged?
0:31:45 > 0:31:47God.
0:31:47 > 0:31:49< I'm just funnin' with you, man.
0:31:49 > 0:31:51You know, this is an all right camera for a regular eight.
0:31:51 > 0:31:54- It's the best on the market. - Let me explain something to you, Nick.
0:31:54 > 0:31:58If you ain't got digital, you ain't got shit.
0:31:58 > 0:32:01This has only got one CCD chip.
0:32:01 > 0:32:03Broadcast has three, Nick.
0:32:03 > 0:32:07Don't look at me like that. What, are you surprised I know shit?
0:32:07 > 0:32:11The guy that sold me that camera just set up our computer network.
0:32:11 > 0:32:14- Windows NT? - No. Just Windows.
0:32:14 > 0:32:17- Man, get out of here with that. - Look, here's a nutty idea.
0:32:17 > 0:32:19If you actually know something about this stuff,
0:32:19 > 0:32:21why not use that knowledge and get a job?
0:32:21 > 0:32:23Take a good look at me.
0:32:23 > 0:32:26I'm not exactly the corporate colour. That's ridiculous.
0:32:26 > 0:32:30- If you wanted a job, you could have one. - There's a spider on your head.
0:32:30 > 0:32:34- What? - There's a spider on your head.
0:32:34 > 0:32:35Look, I am sorry. I am not up on all this...
0:32:35 > 0:32:37jive-talkin', homeboy lingo.
0:32:37 > 0:32:40What's that supposed to mean, there's a spider on your head?
0:32:40 > 0:32:45It MEANS - there's a spider on your mother fucking head, man.
0:32:45 > 0:32:47Well, get it off! Get it off, get it off!
0:32:47 > 0:32:50I ain't touchin' that shit. Get it off!
0:32:50 > 0:32:52Get it off, get it off, get if off, get if off!
0:32:52 > 0:32:56- Get it off! - Yo, that's a big hairy spider, man.
0:32:56 > 0:32:58SCREAMING: Oh!
0:32:58 > 0:33:01SCREAMING CONTINUES
0:33:01 > 0:33:04MAN SCATTING
0:33:04 > 0:33:06SCATTING CONTINUES Nick, it's just a spider.
0:33:06 > 0:33:09# I'm a scat man. #
0:33:09 > 0:33:12No, no. Now don't go crazy.
0:33:12 > 0:33:16- Yeah, you go, boy. - # I'm a scat man... #
0:33:18 > 0:33:21Hold on, let me focus. Let me focus on this.
0:33:21 > 0:33:25# I'm a scat man. #
0:33:25 > 0:33:28SCATTING CONTINUES
0:33:35 > 0:33:38You got the hot foot! Yo, Nick!
0:33:38 > 0:33:42Get on the good foot. Get on...
0:33:44 > 0:33:47Aw, got it!
0:34:04 > 0:34:06# I'm a scat man. #
0:34:06 > 0:34:09MAN SCATTING
0:34:11 > 0:34:14# I'm a scat man. #
0:34:34 > 0:34:37I gotta make a call. You pump.
0:34:37 > 0:34:39Give me the gun. What?
0:34:39 > 0:34:41Gimme the gun.
0:34:43 > 0:34:45Man, I wasn't gonna rob the place, man.
0:34:45 > 0:34:48Then you won't need this.
0:34:48 > 0:34:50IMITATING NICK : Then you won't need this.
0:35:00 > 0:35:02You must be really fast.
0:35:04 > 0:35:06Twenty dollars on pump number 15...
0:35:06 > 0:35:10and a sour fruity twist.
0:35:12 > 0:35:16- You a cop? - No.
0:35:16 > 0:35:18You bastards have tried this too many times!
0:35:18 > 0:35:20Oh, listen... Shut up!
0:35:20 > 0:35:23I wasn't gonna... Shut up.
0:35:27 > 0:35:31'County Sheriff's station.
0:35:31 > 0:35:33'Hello, hello.'
0:35:33 > 0:35:35Uh... 'Yes, may I help you?'
0:35:35 > 0:35:38That show, Cops...
0:35:38 > 0:35:40I love it.
0:35:41 > 0:35:44Have you ever had a really bad day?
0:35:46 > 0:35:48I'm havin' one right now.
0:35:48 > 0:35:50Now, look, baby, I told you I'll be home later.
0:35:50 > 0:35:54Now, this guy say he got a job for me payin' big money.
0:35:54 > 0:35:57OK, now, please, don't argue with me. Not now. All right?
0:35:57 > 0:36:00I'll see you later. OK.
0:36:08 > 0:36:10Oh, oh. Oh.
0:36:10 > 0:36:14Now all I want's 20 on pump number 15 and a sour fruity twist.
0:36:14 > 0:36:16Now is that too much to ask? No, sir.
0:36:16 > 0:36:20Do you mind if I take your gun? No, sir.
0:36:20 > 0:36:23Would you please rip the phone cord out of the wall?
0:36:23 > 0:36:27What? Would you rip the phone cord out of the wall, please?
0:36:27 > 0:36:29Thank you.
0:36:29 > 0:36:33This is for the phone and for the gun... and for the sour fruity twist.
0:36:33 > 0:36:38And 20 on pump number 15. Go on.
0:36:38 > 0:36:41Thank you for your patience. Yes, sir.
0:36:41 > 0:36:43MACHINE BEEPING
0:36:45 > 0:36:46Let me get this straight.
0:36:46 > 0:36:49It's all right for you to rob a place, but it ain't all right for me?
0:36:49 > 0:36:51I didn't rob him.
0:36:51 > 0:36:54Well, you've got a funny way of not robbing a mother fucker.
0:36:54 > 0:36:57Nick, let's get out of here, man, before he calls the cops.
0:36:57 > 0:36:59He's not gonna call the cops. How do you know?
0:36:59 > 0:37:02I had him rip the phone cord out of the wall.
0:37:02 > 0:37:04Oh, shoot. That's pretty good.
0:37:04 > 0:37:07And you got his gun?
0:37:07 > 0:37:10Not bad, Nicholas. Not bad.
0:37:23 > 0:37:27CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYS
0:37:27 > 0:37:30HUMMING
0:37:46 > 0:37:48Charlie, this shit's depressing the shit out of me.
0:37:48 > 0:37:51- It's makin' me sad. - What?
0:37:51 > 0:37:53Oh, come on, man. This is the shit.
0:37:53 > 0:37:55This is the shit. It's supposed to make you sad. It's grim.
0:37:55 > 0:37:57Oh, man, come on. This is the shit.
0:37:57 > 0:38:01This shit is the shit. This is the hellified love music.
0:38:01 > 0:38:03I'm in bad shape over here.
0:38:03 > 0:38:07You know, maybe I can tune you in... to a nice AM station...
0:38:07 > 0:38:09and get you some Donny Osmond.
0:38:09 > 0:38:12HE LAUGHS >
0:38:12 > 0:38:16Charlie, what's this? Slow down. What the fuck?
0:38:16 > 0:38:17Pull over and turn the headlights off.
0:38:29 > 0:38:32Yo, man, you could've gotten me a piece of licorice.
0:38:32 > 0:38:35It's sour. So.
0:38:35 > 0:38:37Still could've gotten me a piece.
0:38:37 > 0:38:39I didn't think of it. Oh, you didn't think of it.
0:38:39 > 0:38:42Just selfish, man. Guess that's the world.
0:38:42 > 0:38:45You know? You just... you just selfish. Here.
0:39:00 > 0:39:02GAGGING
0:39:02 > 0:39:04Damn.
0:39:04 > 0:39:09I swear, white people must got totally different taste buds, man.
0:39:09 > 0:39:11That's a very racist thing to say.
0:39:11 > 0:39:14Oh, yeah? Good.
0:39:18 > 0:39:21CAR HITS BUMPER What the...?!
0:39:22 > 0:39:24Whoa, they're rammin' us.
0:39:24 > 0:39:29Thanks for the late-breakin' news. Step on the gas, Nick!
0:39:29 > 0:39:31I hate new cars.
0:39:38 > 0:39:41Look at his face, man.
0:39:47 > 0:39:49Our turf, baby.
0:40:16 > 0:40:19They don't look like cops.
0:40:19 > 0:40:21Definitely not cops.
0:40:21 > 0:40:24Get out of the car.
0:40:26 > 0:40:28There you go.
0:40:28 > 0:40:30All right, mother fuckers, back the fuck off!
0:40:36 > 0:40:39Oh, shit. It's cool.
0:40:39 > 0:40:41HE LAUGHS
0:40:41 > 0:40:43Oh, yeah, I'm cool. We cool.
0:40:43 > 0:40:45I was just fuckin' with y'all, man.
0:40:45 > 0:40:47Hey, what's up? Y'all live around here?
0:40:47 > 0:40:50Bring your ass around the front of the car.
0:40:50 > 0:40:53Come on, baby, come on, baby. There you go.
0:40:53 > 0:40:55There you go.
0:40:55 > 0:40:59All right. OK. Oh! Uh-huh. Watch your feet.
0:40:59 > 0:41:02Come on, rubber legs. Let's go. Watch where you're walkin'.
0:41:02 > 0:41:04Watch your feet. There you go, baby.
0:41:04 > 0:41:07Perhaps you two haven't heard that my partner and I here...
0:41:07 > 0:41:10own the rights to all violent crime on this particular stretch of highway.
0:41:10 > 0:41:14And we don't take kindly to any unauthorised criminal activities.
0:41:14 > 0:41:17You don't understand. We were...
0:41:18 > 0:41:21Oh, shit. That's my car.
0:41:21 > 0:41:22Can I have your attention, please? Yeah.
0:41:22 > 0:41:25I bet you used to sell more Girl Scout cookies
0:41:25 > 0:41:27than any other member of the whole troop, didn't ya?
0:41:27 > 0:41:29What were you calling yourself back then?
0:41:29 > 0:41:31< Yolanda, you little bitch?
0:41:31 > 0:41:33< Cynthia? Susan? What was it? I can't remember.
0:41:33 > 0:41:35Guys, I will be gentle. Don't even worry about it. Huh?
0:41:35 > 0:41:38Now...now, don't even worry.
0:41:38 > 0:41:41Uh-huh.
0:41:43 > 0:41:45I have these.
0:41:45 > 0:41:47Oh, now that's not gonna be enough.
0:41:47 > 0:41:50Where'd you put your booty?
0:41:57 > 0:41:59Now I've done it.
0:41:59 > 0:42:02I finally found someone I like less than you.
0:42:02 > 0:42:04That's a fancy case, friend.
0:42:05 > 0:42:08You know, when a sweet-mouthed girl like you has a fancy case like this,
0:42:08 > 0:42:12a man gets to thinkin'... where's the wallet?
0:42:12 > 0:42:15That's it. We're dead, man.
0:42:15 > 0:42:17I'm gonna need that wallet, Alice.
0:42:17 > 0:42:21Where's that big, fat wallet? Give it to me.
0:42:21 > 0:42:23Give me your wallet, you little bitch.
0:42:26 > 0:42:29- You know what? - Nick, Nick, what you doin'?
0:42:29 > 0:42:31I'm sure you're a really scary guy.
0:42:31 > 0:42:33I'm sure that, normally, people just quiver...
0:42:33 > 0:42:35at the very sound of your voice.
0:42:35 > 0:42:37But, you see, I can't see that right now.
0:42:37 > 0:42:40I-I-I just see...
0:42:40 > 0:42:42a weak, desperate little man...
0:42:42 > 0:42:45that probably grew up torturing little animals.
0:42:45 > 0:42:47Some puny, little uncoordinated...
0:42:47 > 0:42:52can't-make-the-football-team- so-I'll-pick-on-third-graders- and-steal-their-lunch-money...
0:42:52 > 0:42:54punk, jerk-off, bully...
0:42:54 > 0:42:57that one day wakes up and realises he's nothing.
0:42:57 > 0:43:01Just a sad, pathetic, useless, illiterate piece of inbred shit.
0:43:01 > 0:43:05I just want you to know, I totally disagree.
0:43:12 > 0:43:14Time to die.
0:43:14 > 0:43:17That just makes you my best friend.
0:43:19 > 0:43:21All right, drop the fuckin' gun.
0:43:21 > 0:43:25Drop the fuckin' gun! >
0:43:25 > 0:43:27Give me this, mother fucker.
0:43:27 > 0:43:30Now back the fuck up before I kick you in your bitch ass chin.
0:43:30 > 0:43:33Back the fuck up! I said, back the fuck up!
0:43:33 > 0:43:36Didn't I say, back the fuck up? Everybody, back the fuck up.
0:43:36 > 0:43:39Oh!
0:43:40 > 0:43:41Shit.
0:43:43 > 0:43:47- You shot me. - I'm sorry, Nick.
0:43:47 > 0:43:48< Put down the gun. Shut up.
0:43:50 > 0:43:53You shot me. I said, I'm sorry, man. I-I didn't mean it.
0:43:53 > 0:43:55The gun just went off.
0:43:55 > 0:43:58You know, I have that same trouble in bed.
0:43:58 > 0:44:01Well, rarely. Every once in a great while.
0:44:01 > 0:44:04- Put down that gun, you idiot. - Would you shut up? I'm shot here.
0:44:04 > 0:44:07You shut the fuck up. Who the hell do you think you are?
0:44:07 > 0:44:10You shut the fuck up! You shut the fuck up!
0:44:10 > 0:44:11Man, you shut the fuck up.
0:44:11 > 0:44:12You shut the fuck up.
0:44:12 > 0:44:15- Hey, hey, hey! - Put that stupid gun down before you take a toe hit.
0:44:15 > 0:44:19- You shut the fuck up! - I don't care! - Shut the fuck up!
0:44:19 > 0:44:22- Shut the fuck up, man! - Shut the fuck up! - Hey, hey, hey!
0:44:22 > 0:44:25Hey! Everybody, shut the fuck up!
0:44:25 > 0:44:27Now, everybody, shut the fuck up!
0:44:27 > 0:44:29Especially you. Shut the fuck up.
0:44:29 > 0:44:31You like Girl Scout cookies? Come here. Come here.
0:44:31 > 0:44:33You want cookie? Here's a cookie.
0:44:33 > 0:44:37Now back the fuck up like I done told you two dumb-ass mother...
0:44:37 > 0:44:39Back up, back up.
0:44:43 > 0:44:47Get in the car, Nick! Look at you now.
0:44:49 > 0:44:51That's good.
0:44:51 > 0:44:53Bye, cowboys!
0:45:07 > 0:45:09Nick.
0:45:09 > 0:45:12Why the hell you start up with that guy, man?
0:45:12 > 0:45:15- You shot me. - I'm sorry.
0:45:15 > 0:45:18You shot me. I'm sorry.
0:45:18 > 0:45:22You don't say you're sorry when you shoot someone.
0:45:22 > 0:45:25You say you're sorry when you step on someone's toe,
0:45:25 > 0:45:28or you accidentally break their glasses,
0:45:28 > 0:45:30or you fart while they're eating.
0:45:30 > 0:45:32You don't say you're sorry when you shoot someone.
0:45:32 > 0:45:35Shit.
0:45:35 > 0:45:38Oh, my God. It's going numb. It's going numb. It's going numb.
0:45:38 > 0:45:41What?
0:45:41 > 0:45:43Shit.
0:45:50 > 0:45:52Oh, my God!
0:45:52 > 0:45:55Nick, that's the most hideous thing I ever seen.
0:45:55 > 0:45:58Hey, yo, man, you know, maybe if you wrap your arm in ice,
0:45:58 > 0:46:02they can reattach it.
0:46:02 > 0:46:05HE LAUGHS >
0:46:05 > 0:46:07That's funny, man.
0:46:07 > 0:46:10That's a baby gash. Shut up.
0:46:10 > 0:46:12But it's a baby gash.
0:46:12 > 0:46:14It could've been a lot worse. It could've been a lot worse.
0:46:14 > 0:46:18It could've been, but it wasn't. What are you thinking, shooting?
0:46:18 > 0:46:20Look, just calm down, all right?
0:46:20 > 0:46:23You're gonna upset your wound.
0:46:43 > 0:46:45'Ere, do you folks want a lift somewhere?
0:46:45 > 0:46:47- Where you from? - London.
0:46:47 > 0:46:49Me too! Really?
0:46:49 > 0:46:50Yeah! That's terrific.
0:46:50 > 0:46:55Hop in me car. Let's go then. Come on. Jump in. Let's go.
0:46:55 > 0:46:58Oh, this is great. CHARLIE: Hey, would you scoot over a smidgen?
0:46:58 > 0:47:00GRUNTING, LAUGHING
0:47:00 > 0:47:04Sorry about that. Cheers, mate.
0:47:04 > 0:47:06LAUGHING
0:47:06 > 0:47:09Nick Beam.
0:47:09 > 0:47:13- Where we headed? - LA.
0:47:14 > 0:47:17City of angels.
0:47:27 > 0:47:29So where you plan on stayin' tonight?
0:47:29 > 0:47:32I'll just sleep in the car. Yeah, right.
0:47:32 > 0:47:34You can stay at my place, man.
0:47:34 > 0:47:38Thanks. Well, just for the night.
0:47:38 > 0:47:40What? Did you think I was asking you to move in?
0:47:40 > 0:47:43No, I was just sayin'... Please, Mr Beam. >
0:47:43 > 0:47:46- Stay with me forever. - Just shut up.
0:47:46 > 0:47:49Mr Beam. Shut up.
0:47:49 > 0:47:52Mr Beam, Mr Beam, Mr Beam. You know how to shut up?
0:47:52 > 0:47:54Mr Beam. Is it in your vocabulary?
0:47:54 > 0:47:56Stay with me forever, Mr Beam. Do you ever shut up?
0:47:56 > 0:47:59Will you stay with me forever, Mr Beam?
0:48:18 > 0:48:20PANTING
0:48:21 > 0:48:24Look here. When you meet my wife,
0:48:24 > 0:48:26she don't know nothin' about my sideline gig.
0:48:26 > 0:48:28You mean she doesn't know you're a thief?
0:48:28 > 0:48:30I'm not a thief, OK?
0:48:30 > 0:48:33I just dabble in future used goods.
0:48:33 > 0:48:37Well, what does she think you do all day? Look for work, man.
0:48:39 > 0:48:43Maybe if you did look for work, you wouldn't have to steal.
0:48:43 > 0:48:46CHUCKLES Don't judge me.
0:48:46 > 0:48:48SCOFFS
0:48:53 > 0:48:55WHISPERS You stepped on my shoe.
0:48:55 > 0:48:57I don't usually get in this late.
0:48:59 > 0:49:02SIGHS Baby, am I glad to see you.
0:49:02 > 0:49:06No, no, no. No, talk to me. Explain this to me now.
0:49:06 > 0:49:10I got mugged.
0:49:10 > 0:49:12OK, I didn't get mugged.
0:49:12 > 0:49:17I got mugged. He got beat up. Thank...
0:49:17 > 0:49:19Remember how I was tellin' you I had a job interview?
0:49:19 > 0:49:21Baby, that's him. He right there.
0:49:21 > 0:49:24That's the player right there.
0:49:24 > 0:49:30My name's Nick. Nick Beam. Nice to meet you.
0:49:30 > 0:49:33When are you gonna stop gettin' into trouble, Terrance?
0:49:33 > 0:49:35Terrance?
0:49:35 > 0:49:36"T."
0:49:36 > 0:49:39OK? My friends call me "T." You can kiss my ass. Boo!
0:49:39 > 0:49:42- OK, Terrance. - Oh, Mama.
0:49:42 > 0:49:45Please go on back to bed, Mama.
0:49:45 > 0:49:48What kind of man stays out till two in the morning,
0:49:48 > 0:49:50then comes back lookin' like a bruised turd?
0:49:50 > 0:49:53Mama, I ain't... Don't you talk back.
0:49:53 > 0:49:55Don't talk back to your mother.
0:49:56 > 0:49:59W-What-What'd I do?
0:49:59 > 0:50:00You got that slap cos you with him.
0:50:00 > 0:50:04- And I know you're part of whatever badness he's into. - Mama, enough.
0:50:04 > 0:50:07You got some explainin' to do in the morning, Mr Gentleman.
0:50:07 > 0:50:10Now you think on that. Oof.
0:50:10 > 0:50:13WHIMPERING
0:50:14 > 0:50:18Why do you keep on spankin' me, Mama?
0:50:20 > 0:50:21OK.
0:50:22 > 0:50:24Shh.
0:50:24 > 0:50:28No, go ahead. Go ahead.
0:50:28 > 0:50:30OK. Oh.
0:50:31 > 0:50:33Now you come here.
0:50:33 > 0:50:36Mama didn't have to smack me three times.
0:50:36 > 0:50:39GUNFIRE
0:50:40 > 0:50:43We gotta move out of here. I know.
0:50:43 > 0:50:45I know.
0:50:47 > 0:50:49< I heard gunshots.
0:50:49 > 0:50:51Hey, there.
0:50:51 > 0:50:54Hey, what you doing up this late, huh?
0:50:54 > 0:50:56Huh? What's up? What are you doing up this late?
0:50:56 > 0:50:59Oh, honey, we woke you.
0:50:59 > 0:51:02Now look, don't worry. Give Daddy a kiss.
0:51:02 > 0:51:05Don't worry. I ain't gonna let nothin' happen to y'all.
0:51:05 > 0:51:07You know that, right? What happened to your face?
0:51:07 > 0:51:10No, I'm cool, little man.
0:51:10 > 0:51:13Hey, you do your homework?
0:51:13 > 0:51:15Yes, sir. I said, did you do your homework?
0:51:15 > 0:51:17Hmm? Hmm? Yes, sir.
0:51:17 > 0:51:22- What about you, little miss? Did you do all your homework? - I don't have any homework.
0:51:22 > 0:51:23< You don't have no homework?
0:51:23 > 0:51:26All right, time to go back to bed. Let's go.
0:51:26 > 0:51:30# Hut-two-three-four make a right at the right door
0:51:30 > 0:51:34# Make your choice cos you got to grow up to be successful. #
0:51:34 > 0:51:37I hope this isn't an inconvenience for you.
0:51:37 > 0:51:39Not at all. You seem like a nice man.
0:51:39 > 0:51:42Terrance can use a few of those in his life.
0:51:42 > 0:51:44Good night. Good night.
0:51:44 > 0:51:46Thanks.
0:51:51 > 0:51:53Hey. Mm.
0:51:53 > 0:51:56Mmm. Mmm.
0:53:01 > 0:53:04MOANING PLEASURABLY >
0:53:50 > 0:53:54You know, I never noticed before, but you got really nice eyes.
0:53:54 > 0:53:56- Shut up! - But you do.
0:53:56 > 0:53:59Let's get this over with. I can't believe it.
0:53:59 > 0:54:02I'm committing armed robbery for two flashlights. Don't worry about it.
0:54:02 > 0:54:04Let's go.
0:54:20 > 0:54:22Freeze, mother fucker!
0:54:22 > 0:54:26You move your ass so much as an inch, I'll blow it off!
0:54:26 > 0:54:28You hear me, mother fucker?
0:54:28 > 0:54:30Hey. You hear me? What?
0:54:30 > 0:54:35Why you acting so mean? Hey, look, man. Now ain't the time, all right?
0:54:35 > 0:54:38- You say scary shit, it scares 'em. - Yeah, but you have a gun.
0:54:38 > 0:54:41Plus, what you're doing is a stereotypical robber thing.
0:54:41 > 0:54:46I mean, it's a lot scarier if someone with a gun is calm and cool and collected, man.
0:54:46 > 0:54:48That's bull, man. Don't...
0:54:48 > 0:54:51Excuse me, sir.
0:54:51 > 0:54:53Come here.
0:54:53 > 0:54:54Come here.
0:54:54 > 0:54:56Come here.
0:54:59 > 0:55:02Now, look, Henry,
0:55:02 > 0:55:05we're gonna take some things outta here,
0:55:05 > 0:55:08and you're just gonna stand there.
0:55:11 > 0:55:13You got a problem with that?
0:55:13 > 0:55:16No.
0:55:16 > 0:55:18Good.
0:55:21 > 0:55:26Now, honestly, which one did you think was scarier?
0:55:26 > 0:55:30Honestly? Mm-hmm.
0:55:33 > 0:55:34He was scarier. Hah!
0:55:34 > 0:55:39Really? You didn't find what he did contrived?
0:55:39 > 0:55:42No. It was scary.
0:55:42 > 0:55:43Well, what part?
0:55:43 > 0:55:48Well, the, er... "Freeze, mother fucker" part was scary.
0:55:48 > 0:55:51And then he led me to believe that if I moved my ass,
0:55:51 > 0:55:54it might be blown off.
0:55:54 > 0:55:56SIGHS
0:55:56 > 0:55:59You were scary too.
0:55:59 > 0:56:01Oh, come on, you're just saying that. You don't have to lie.
0:56:01 > 0:56:04No, I'm not. I thought you were very scary.
0:56:04 > 0:56:05Really? Yeah.
0:56:05 > 0:56:08- Well, thank you, Henry. - Yo, check it out.
0:56:08 > 0:56:12They're flashlights with AM/FM radio on it.
0:56:12 > 0:56:16They all that. You can listen to your music while the light's on, boy.
0:56:16 > 0:56:18All right, all right!
0:56:18 > 0:56:21Come on. BELL ON DOOR RINGS
0:56:26 > 0:56:28Freeze, sucker-bitch!
0:56:29 > 0:56:32That was much better.
0:56:32 > 0:56:36Thank you, Henry. See ya later now.
0:56:36 > 0:56:39What the hell is "sucker-bitch"?
0:57:16 > 0:57:18Yeah, come on over here and meet Ginger and Mary Ann.
0:57:21 > 0:57:23Ow! God! GRUNTS
0:57:23 > 0:57:25Charlie, we gotta go!
0:58:28 > 0:58:31Hey, Nick, what floor is it on? Fifteenth.
0:58:31 > 0:58:34What fifteenth? Come on.
0:58:34 > 0:58:36Why can't we just use the elevator?
0:58:36 > 0:58:38Cos there's a guard that patrols the building.
0:58:38 > 0:58:39This is bullshit.
0:58:39 > 0:58:42Come on, man. It's Saturday night. They're not gonna be there anyway.
0:58:42 > 0:58:45Look, I know we're gonna go back Monday and get him. I just wanna check it out.
0:58:45 > 0:58:47Take a left here, will you?
0:58:47 > 0:58:50You seriously busted up my party. You know that.
0:58:50 > 0:58:53Those girls were attracted to you. Christ's sake, they're only human.
0:58:53 > 0:58:55- You're a handsome man. We will go back. - I'll hold you to that.
0:58:55 > 0:58:58OK. Mm-hmm. What's the matter with you?
0:58:58 > 0:59:02LAUGHING You sharp.
0:59:02 > 0:59:04OK. Yeah.
0:59:04 > 0:59:06PANTING, CLANGING
0:59:10 > 0:59:13GRUNTS, PANTING Beat you.
0:59:13 > 0:59:15I carried the damn bag. I still beat you.
0:59:15 > 0:59:18Beat me at what? Climbing steps?
0:59:19 > 0:59:23Guess we'll call you the "step king."
0:59:28 > 0:59:30Oh, shit.
0:59:32 > 0:59:34No problem. I know the code.
0:59:39 > 0:59:43What? Come on. Come on.
0:59:44 > 0:59:46Shit!
0:59:46 > 0:59:48The asshole must've changed the code.
0:59:48 > 0:59:52Step aside. Let me take a look. Let me take a look.
0:59:52 > 0:59:54OK, let me look. Mm-hmm.
0:59:54 > 0:59:56Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
0:59:56 > 1:00:00- What are you gonna do? - You got 12 possible stations. You're only using seven.
1:00:00 > 1:00:04I'm gonna make the other five stations active, run a test mode...
1:00:04 > 1:00:07and force the system into rotation.
1:00:07 > 1:00:09What does that mean?
1:00:09 > 1:00:11BEEPING
1:00:11 > 1:00:14We got five minutes.
1:00:22 > 1:00:25Here. Put on your mask.
1:00:25 > 1:00:28Is that mask sweaty? I think that's the one I hid behind my balls.
1:00:28 > 1:00:30CHUCKLES, GRUNTS
1:00:30 > 1:00:31All right.
1:00:54 > 1:00:58Yeah, all right. All right, all right.
1:00:58 > 1:01:01Ooh, yeah. Let's go. We got three minutes. Let's go.
1:01:01 > 1:01:03- Lookin' good. - Yeah.
1:01:03 > 1:01:07Put the money in there. Let's go. All right. Let's go.
1:01:09 > 1:01:13Here we go. Money. Money.
1:01:13 > 1:01:16Let's go. Mask, mask.
1:01:19 > 1:01:22Let's go, baby. Let's go, baby. Let's go!
1:01:37 > 1:01:40What the hell are you doin'? Nick?
1:01:43 > 1:01:47OK, that's real clever, Nicholas(!)
1:01:51 > 1:01:52Come on, man.
1:01:59 > 1:02:01Aah! This is very nice.
1:02:01 > 1:02:03It's very nice. Very nice.
1:02:03 > 1:02:07Oh. I don't think I've ever seen a more beautiful piece of shit.
1:02:07 > 1:02:09(Nick.)
1:02:09 > 1:02:12Very nice. Very nice. Very nice.
1:02:12 > 1:02:16Agh!
1:02:19 > 1:02:23That's great. That's great. You done cut the dick off a statue.
1:02:25 > 1:02:28How's it feel, Phillip?
1:02:28 > 1:02:33You had it all, but it wasn't enough for you. You had to mess with me.
1:02:33 > 1:02:36WHISPERING: Nobody messes with Nick Beam.
1:02:37 > 1:02:40Ooh.
1:02:48 > 1:02:50ELEVATOR BELL DINGS
1:03:07 > 1:03:09# I feel lucky
1:03:10 > 1:03:13# I just feel that way
1:03:13 > 1:03:18# I'm on a bus to Atlantic city
1:03:18 > 1:03:20# Later on today. #
1:03:25 > 1:03:28Your face, man. You showed your face. It doesn't matter.
1:03:28 > 1:03:33It does matter. They catch you, they catch me. It damn well matters!
1:03:33 > 1:03:34ELEVATOR BELL DINGS
1:03:34 > 1:03:37# I'm a winner. #
1:03:37 > 1:03:40Hey, man, look at me. Look at me, man. I'm not goin' down for this.
1:03:43 > 1:03:47# And now I know
1:03:47 > 1:03:49# Why I've been sent... #
1:04:08 > 1:04:11Hmm.
1:04:19 > 1:04:21RAP MUSIC ON RADIO
1:04:26 > 1:04:29# Little rump shaker she can really shake and bake
1:04:29 > 1:04:31# She's got skills... # GRUNTS
1:04:34 > 1:04:37# Watch her slippin' and a slidin'... # Here!
1:04:37 > 1:04:39# Makin' booty left to right
1:04:39 > 1:04:41# She's got skills... #
1:04:43 > 1:04:44RADIO STOPS
1:04:53 > 1:04:57Hmm. The alarm must've been set.
1:04:57 > 1:04:59RADIO STATIC HUM
1:04:59 > 1:05:01STATIONS RAPIDLY CHANGING
1:05:06 > 1:05:08VOLUME INCREASING
1:05:08 > 1:05:15MAN ON RADIO: # Addressing the groove I say a drinkin' again
1:05:15 > 1:05:19# Just smokin' smack inside the cigarettes and lookin' pale and thin
1:05:19 > 1:05:21# It's a shame
1:05:21 > 1:05:25# It's a pity in new York city
1:05:25 > 1:05:27# Well
1:05:27 > 1:05:30# Well
1:05:43 > 1:05:46# Well, well, well, well, well
1:05:46 > 1:05:49# Something has changed
1:05:49 > 1:05:51# The way these people think... #
1:05:51 > 1:05:54SLOW MUSIC
1:05:59 > 1:06:04# Hey there, lonely girl
1:06:04 > 1:06:07# Lonely girl
1:06:07 > 1:06:14# Let me make your broken heart like new
1:06:14 > 1:06:16# Hey there, lonely... #
1:06:16 > 1:06:18MUSIC OFF
1:06:28 > 1:06:31White people!
1:06:35 > 1:06:37HE LAUGHS
1:06:37 > 1:06:39Our dates.
1:06:51 > 1:06:53T AND NICK LAUGH
1:06:55 > 1:06:57Oh!
1:06:57 > 1:07:00Oh. Ohh.
1:07:00 > 1:07:02Oh-ho-ho. Look at this, man!
1:07:02 > 1:07:07Mama-say, mama-sa, makusa! Oh, smack me two times!
1:07:07 > 1:07:09Calm down.
1:07:09 > 1:07:11My son is going to the best schools.
1:07:11 > 1:07:14My daughter, she ain't even gonna know what a food stamp is.
1:07:14 > 1:07:17My wife, we goin' out all the time.
1:07:17 > 1:07:19All the time!
1:07:23 > 1:07:25What's wrong with you, man?
1:07:25 > 1:07:27Nothing.
1:07:27 > 1:07:31You sweatin' that bullshit, ain't you? You did what you had to do to that guy, man.
1:07:31 > 1:07:35Don't worry about it, all right? Put that behind you. Where you goin'?
1:07:35 > 1:07:38Where you goin'? Where you goin'?
1:07:38 > 1:07:41I'm just gonna... I'm just gonna take a walk.
1:07:41 > 1:07:43All right. Well, hurry back.
1:07:43 > 1:07:47I got willpower, but I don't know how much.
1:07:47 > 1:07:50You know what I'm sayin'? Yeah.
1:07:50 > 1:07:52# There is somethin'
1:07:52 > 1:07:55# On your mind
1:07:59 > 1:08:03# By the way you look at me
1:08:08 > 1:08:12# There is somethin'
1:08:12 > 1:08:15# On your mind, honey. #
1:08:19 > 1:08:22Did you ever do somethin' that you thought would make you feel great,
1:08:22 > 1:08:24in a weird way, you almost feel worse?
1:08:24 > 1:08:27Revenge, huh? Some things hurt no matter what.
1:08:27 > 1:08:29That must be a fact of life.
1:08:29 > 1:08:31# And what you're thinkin'... #
1:08:31 > 1:08:33DANIELLE: Hi!
1:08:33 > 1:08:34Hi!
1:08:34 > 1:08:36Nick.
1:08:36 > 1:08:38I can't believe it. What are you doin' here?
1:08:38 > 1:08:42Danielle. Oops.
1:08:42 > 1:08:45I don't know what I'm doin' here.
1:08:45 > 1:08:49What are you doin' here? Sheila, my best friend... Well, she used to be my best friend.
1:08:49 > 1:08:52I guess, technically, Marcy would be my best friend.
1:08:52 > 1:08:54I mean, they both think they're my best friend, which is OK by me.
1:08:54 > 1:08:58But once I did have this nightmare where Sheila and Marcy are sitting next to each other,
1:08:58 > 1:09:00and this Eskimo guy comes over and says, "Pick."
1:09:00 > 1:09:04I thought I was gonna die. I mean, an Eskimo guy. What is that all about?
1:09:04 > 1:09:07Anyway, Sheila's visiting and she's staying here.
1:09:07 > 1:09:10So I thought I'd take her to a party and show her a good time.
1:09:10 > 1:09:14And she meets this guy and goes home with him instead. And, oh, well.
1:09:14 > 1:09:15You really look good.
1:09:17 > 1:09:20You look... you look good too.
1:09:20 > 1:09:23Thank you. Do you want... a drink?
1:09:23 > 1:09:25Uh-huh. Yeah. Sure.
1:09:26 > 1:09:29You know, I'm such a klutz.
1:09:29 > 1:09:31I spilled beer all over my dress earlier.
1:09:31 > 1:09:36And, well, I think it's stained. Did it stain, Nick?
1:09:45 > 1:09:49I have Sheila's room key. You wanna come up?
1:09:49 > 1:09:51# Let's get hot
1:09:51 > 1:09:53# Oh, yes, it's ladies' night
1:09:53 > 1:09:54# And the vibes is right
1:09:54 > 1:09:56# Oh, yes, it's ladies' night
1:09:56 > 1:09:57# Oh, what a night
1:09:57 > 1:09:59# Oh, what a night
1:09:59 > 1:10:01# Oh, yes, it's ladies' night
1:10:01 > 1:10:03# And the feeling's right
1:10:03 > 1:10:05# Oh, yes, it's ladies' night
1:10:05 > 1:10:06# Oh, what a night!
1:10:06 > 1:10:08# Oh, what a night! #
1:10:08 > 1:10:09ELEVATOR BELL DINGS
1:10:12 > 1:10:15MUTTERING
1:10:15 > 1:10:19KNOCKING Nick, Nick, use your key, man.
1:10:19 > 1:10:22KNOCKING CONTINUES
1:10:22 > 1:10:24All right. All right, Nick. Damn!
1:10:24 > 1:10:30Hey, Nick, why didn't you just use your key? Turn your bed down?
1:10:30 > 1:10:33HE LAUGHS >
1:10:44 > 1:10:45Stay.
1:10:49 > 1:10:51HIP HOP
1:11:05 > 1:11:07# The lady is lookin' good
1:11:07 > 1:11:09# Just like the lady should
1:11:09 > 1:11:11# Just like the lady should... #
1:11:11 > 1:11:15I've been thinking about this for so long. I want you so bad.
1:11:15 > 1:11:17I just wanted to make her happy.
1:11:17 > 1:11:20This is gonna be a night that you won't forget.
1:11:20 > 1:11:21I try to forget, but I can't.
1:11:21 > 1:11:23Give it to me, Nick.
1:11:23 > 1:11:25Give! That's all I did, was give.
1:11:25 > 1:11:28MUFFLED MOANING
1:11:28 > 1:11:31CRYING
1:11:34 > 1:11:39Nick? Nick, you're really putting a damper on the mood here.
1:11:39 > 1:11:42I'm sorry. I'm...
1:11:42 > 1:11:44Danielle, I can't. I just can't.
1:11:44 > 1:11:49# I just wanna make you mine
1:11:49 > 1:11:53# We'll be together till the end of time... #
1:11:53 > 1:11:56Hey, Kareem. Are you aware that Charlie and I...
1:11:55 > 1:11:59had intended to come up here and cap your punk ass?
1:11:59 > 1:12:00And your girlfriend Nick.
1:12:00 > 1:12:04But, shit, you two muffins did such an outstanding job with this financing...
1:12:04 > 1:12:08who could think about killing at a time like this?
1:12:08 > 1:12:12Thanks. Your approval means a lot.
1:12:12 > 1:12:16- Did I tell you to speak? Did I tell you to speak? - Charlie...no.
1:12:16 > 1:12:18That's gonna be too loud.
1:12:19 > 1:12:21(Too loud.)
1:12:32 > 1:12:33DIAL TONE
1:12:49 > 1:12:51PHONE RINGS Hello?
1:12:51 > 1:12:54'Hello?' Hi.
1:12:54 > 1:12:58Oh, my God! Nick, is that you? Are you OK?
1:12:58 > 1:13:00I'm fine.
1:13:00 > 1:13:04Oh, thank God! I didn't know if, if you...
1:13:04 > 1:13:08'I thought that... You're not hurt?'
1:13:08 > 1:13:13No. 'Oh, thank God! Where are you?'
1:13:13 > 1:13:17Look, Ann, let's not make this harder than it has to be.
1:13:17 > 1:13:18I saw you.
1:13:18 > 1:13:21What? 'I saw you.'
1:13:21 > 1:13:25- I know. - Saw me what? What are you talking about?
1:13:25 > 1:13:28Come on. Do you have to do this? You and Phillip.
1:13:28 > 1:13:31- What about him? - You're denying it. She's denying it.
1:13:31 > 1:13:35I don't believe this. Friday afternoon. Remember?
1:13:35 > 1:13:40Well, guess what. I came home early. I saw you, Ann.
1:13:40 > 1:13:43'I was there.' Oh.
1:13:43 > 1:13:46Oh, no.
1:13:46 > 1:13:48Yeah. Oh, no.
1:13:48 > 1:13:53Nick, I was still at work Friday afternoon.
1:13:53 > 1:13:58'At work? Well, your clone was at home screwing my boss.'
1:13:58 > 1:14:02Nick, it was my sister. Remember, I told you...
1:14:02 > 1:14:05she was coming next Friday with her fiance?
1:14:05 > 1:14:09Well, I made a mistake. It was this Friday. They called from the airport.
1:14:09 > 1:14:12I told them about the key in the planter. I called, but you'd already left the office,
1:14:12 > 1:14:15'so I left you a message on the machine at home.'
1:14:15 > 1:14:19What about...what about the cuff links? Phillip's cuff links were on the sink.
1:14:19 > 1:14:22Honey, they've been in the dresser since the Christmas party.
1:14:22 > 1:14:25I left them on the counter so you'd finally remember to bring them to him.
1:14:25 > 1:14:27So you're not having an affair?
1:14:27 > 1:14:30No, you dick!
1:14:30 > 1:14:32You still love me?
1:14:32 > 1:14:34More than anything in the world.
1:14:34 > 1:14:37You...wouldn't believe what I've been through.
1:14:37 > 1:14:41You're gonna laugh, but I actually...
1:14:42 > 1:14:44Shit.
1:14:44 > 1:14:46- What's the matter? What's wrong? - Shit!
1:14:46 > 1:14:49'What's the matter? What?' Shit!
1:14:49 > 1:14:52SHIT! SHIT!
1:14:52 > 1:14:56Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
1:15:00 > 1:15:02Going down.
1:15:12 > 1:15:15Don't touch it. Oh, man.
1:15:15 > 1:15:17Oh, man.
1:15:22 > 1:15:27I think I can open the door and catch the sheet.
1:15:27 > 1:15:29Don't touch the sheet, please. Don't... No, no.
1:15:29 > 1:15:33- No, don't move. Don't move. - Oh, shit. Oh, shit. I done moved the hand.
1:15:33 > 1:15:37I really don't think you should be moving right now. I think you're moving.
1:15:37 > 1:15:39Call the paramedics. Listen to me. All right.
1:15:39 > 1:15:43Get them here as fast as you can!
1:15:43 > 1:15:45Have them meet me with a gurney.
1:15:45 > 1:15:47Wait. Let me practise. Let you practise?
1:15:47 > 1:15:50I'm hangin' on a fucking ledge, man.
1:15:51 > 1:15:55I don't wanna die like this, Nick. All right.
1:15:55 > 1:15:56I wasn't tryin' to stick you up, man!
1:15:56 > 1:16:00First, I'm gonna say "one." Then I'm gonna say "two," then "three." Then I'm gonna...
1:16:00 > 1:16:01do it. I can't hear you.
1:16:01 > 1:16:05I'm gonna start with one and count to three! OK.
1:16:05 > 1:16:08Ready? One...
1:16:08 > 1:16:09Right. ..two...
1:16:09 > 1:16:13I can't hear you! You gotta be louder, Nick! I said, "two"!
1:16:13 > 1:16:17Are you on "two" already? Start from "one"! I'll start again.
1:16:17 > 1:16:19One...
1:16:19 > 1:16:21Right. ..two...
1:16:21 > 1:16:23- I got you. - ..three!
1:16:24 > 1:16:26Nick!
1:16:26 > 1:16:27I got it! I got it!
1:16:27 > 1:16:29Ha!
1:16:31 > 1:16:35Way to go, boy! You my...
1:16:35 > 1:16:37HE SCREAMS
1:16:47 > 1:16:49The elevator! The money!
1:16:49 > 1:16:51WHISTLES
1:16:51 > 1:16:55Remind me to kick your ass later.
1:17:06 > 1:17:09TYRES SCREECH
1:17:10 > 1:17:13CHARLIE: We're rich, man!
1:17:13 > 1:17:16We are in the bigs. Charlie, smell that.
1:17:16 > 1:17:19Oh, yes! You, too, can be a millionaire!
1:17:19 > 1:17:20Hookers!
1:17:20 > 1:17:22Charlie, smell this.
1:17:22 > 1:17:25More hookers! Aaah!
1:17:25 > 1:17:28Hookers! We hit the mother lode, man!
1:17:28 > 1:17:30BANGING What the fuck is that?
1:17:30 > 1:17:32- OK. What now? - I don't know.
1:17:32 > 1:17:37- What do you mean? I thought you had a plan. - That was my plan - to ram them.
1:17:37 > 1:17:38Ram them.
1:17:38 > 1:17:39Speed up!
1:17:42 > 1:17:46Shoot the mother fucker! Shoot him! I got him! I got him!
1:17:47 > 1:17:48Aaah!
1:17:49 > 1:17:53Man, I'm tired of this shit. Let's go!
1:17:58 > 1:17:59Charlie! Look out, Charlie!
1:18:06 > 1:18:10I'm actually grabbing a gun and going after bad guys.
1:18:10 > 1:18:11You the man.
1:18:18 > 1:18:19All right.
1:18:26 > 1:18:28You see 'em? No.
1:18:28 > 1:18:31I'll, uh... I'll let you know.
1:18:31 > 1:18:32Please do.
1:18:33 > 1:18:35Nick.
1:18:40 > 1:18:41What?
1:18:41 > 1:18:43HE LAUGHS
1:18:43 > 1:18:46You checkin' this out, man?
1:18:46 > 1:18:50Hey, Nick, I like you like this,
1:18:50 > 1:18:53you and your prom date both having weapons. >
1:18:53 > 1:18:57That way I don't have to kill an unarmed couple. It's not my style.
1:18:57 > 1:18:58Put down the bag.
1:18:58 > 1:18:59CHARLIE LAUGHS
1:19:00 > 1:19:03Paul Bunyan, come and take the bag.
1:19:03 > 1:19:05- Let me... - You're an idiot! Shut up!
1:19:05 > 1:19:07Shoot 'em. NICK: No, you're an idiot!
1:19:07 > 1:19:10Who are you? Crime dog now? Are you aware there's only two kind of people on the planet?
1:19:10 > 1:19:14There are killers, and then there's everybody else.
1:19:14 > 1:19:18I'm a killer, Nick. Yes, yes, yes, yes. What are you, Nick?
1:19:22 > 1:19:24I'm married.
1:19:26 > 1:19:27Oh, you son of a...
1:19:31 > 1:19:33Oh, shit, man!
1:19:33 > 1:19:35What are you, fuckin' out of your mind?
1:19:35 > 1:19:37What, are you crazy?
1:19:43 > 1:19:46Huh? Who's in control now?
1:19:46 > 1:19:48Hand over the bag,
1:19:48 > 1:19:52or else my man Nick Beam here gonna put one in your ass.
1:19:52 > 1:19:54Ain't that right, Nick?
1:19:56 > 1:19:58SQUEAKING
1:19:58 > 1:20:03RIG: I'll roll over. CHARLIE: OK, I see it. I see it.
1:20:03 > 1:20:06Let me try to get around and get you.
1:20:06 > 1:20:08RIG: No, it's not...
1:20:10 > 1:20:13Charlie, it's the police. Oh, yes!
1:20:13 > 1:20:16Thank God you're here. Oh, this nightmare's over.
1:20:16 > 1:20:20What the fuck are you doin'? > < Put the gun down!
1:20:20 > 1:20:22Put that gun down, you stupid pig! >
1:20:22 > 1:20:25BOTH SHOUT: Come on, man!
1:20:27 > 1:20:29It's them.
1:20:31 > 1:20:35Well, some folks in Arizona are gonna be mighty happy to see you boys.
1:20:35 > 1:20:37SHOUTING CONTINUES
1:20:37 > 1:20:40Officer! Officer, two other guys...
1:20:43 > 1:20:46"I'm married." Ka-blam!
1:20:46 > 1:20:49You're too much. Is the money all there?
1:20:49 > 1:20:52- Looks like it. - Great. We have just enough time to get it back.
1:20:54 > 1:20:56Excuse me?
1:20:56 > 1:20:58We have to put the money back.
1:20:58 > 1:21:00< LAUGHING No, no.
1:21:00 > 1:21:05Maybe you're a little bit confused about the purpose of a robbery.
1:21:05 > 1:21:08Oh, T, I didn't tell you. When we were at the hotel, I called my wife.
1:21:08 > 1:21:11Everything's all right. You see, it wasn't her.
1:21:11 > 1:21:14She wasn't even there. Isn't that great? >
1:21:16 > 1:21:18It was her sister and her sister's fiance.
1:21:18 > 1:21:22I don't give a damn if it was her Uncle Fester and Gumby.
1:21:22 > 1:21:25You ain't takin' this money anywhere, man.
1:21:25 > 1:21:27< I don't wanna hear all that.
1:21:32 > 1:21:34Let go. Let go. Gimme the bag. You let go.
1:21:34 > 1:21:36- Let go of the bag. - It's not your money.
1:21:36 > 1:21:38- It's not your money. - It's not your money!
1:21:38 > 1:21:40- It's not yours. It's half mine. - Let go!
1:21:40 > 1:21:42Let go! Let go! You let go!
1:21:50 > 1:21:52Get back here!
1:22:12 > 1:22:16You OK? Yeah, I'm OK. And you?
1:22:16 > 1:22:18I'll live.
1:22:18 > 1:22:22Can't let you take the money, Nick.
1:22:22 > 1:22:26T, my life is in that bag.
1:22:26 > 1:22:31Nick, even if you wanted to take the money back, you can't.
1:22:31 > 1:22:33Your face is on the video, man.
1:22:33 > 1:22:35They only review the tapes if something's missing.
1:22:35 > 1:22:39I can go into work early and bring it back. No-one'll know.
1:22:43 > 1:22:44T...
1:22:48 > 1:22:51..I can get my life back.
1:23:05 > 1:23:10You forget one thing, Nick. I get my life back too.
1:23:43 > 1:23:47# Money don't make my world go round
1:23:47 > 1:23:52# I'm reaching out for the higher ground
1:23:52 > 1:23:57# To a warm and peaceful place
1:23:58 > 1:24:02# I can rest my weary face
1:24:02 > 1:24:06# Life's answers we try to find
1:24:06 > 1:24:08# Oh, we try to find Yes, we try to find
1:24:08 > 1:24:11# Battling inside our minds
1:24:13 > 1:24:17# Where do I go from here
1:24:17 > 1:24:21# Will all my friends be there
1:24:21 > 1:24:25# Cos we're living we're living
1:24:25 > 1:24:28# In a crazy maze
1:24:28 > 1:24:30# And we're fighting we're fighting
1:24:30 > 1:24:32# To rise above the haze
1:24:32 > 1:24:35# Lights at the end of the tunnel
1:24:35 > 1:24:38# Sometimes the journey's long
1:24:38 > 1:24:40# There are many theories
1:24:40 > 1:24:43# Who's right and who's wrong
1:24:45 > 1:24:49# Pressure's on I have to choose
1:24:50 > 1:24:54# I've got nothing to lose
1:24:55 > 1:24:59# I close my eyes I take a chance
1:24:59 > 1:25:04# I, I now dance a different dance
1:25:05 > 1:25:08# What's the key to a happy life
1:25:08 > 1:25:10# Tell me now, now, now
1:25:10 > 1:25:13# Healthy mind and lots of spice
1:25:16 > 1:25:19# Running barefoot through the trees. #
1:25:19 > 1:25:20Oh, my God!
1:25:22 > 1:25:24Ow. Ouch.
1:25:25 > 1:25:27What happened to you?
1:25:27 > 1:25:29It's a long story.
1:25:29 > 1:25:31I got shot. What?
1:25:31 > 1:25:34And I-I think I'm wanted in Arizona.
1:25:34 > 1:25:38Plus, my shoes caught on fire.
1:25:43 > 1:25:47You told me you were selling me the top of the line. The top of the line is digital.
1:25:47 > 1:25:49Did you sell me a digital? No, you did not.
1:25:49 > 1:25:52So, I'm bringing it back, and I expect a full refund.
1:25:52 > 1:25:57If you do not give me a refund, you will not be doing business with myself or my company. Thank you.
1:25:57 > 1:26:00Hmm. So...
1:26:00 > 1:26:02did you hear?
1:26:02 > 1:26:06What? Some, er, vandals broke in over the weekend.
1:26:06 > 1:26:08- What? - Well, nothing was stolen.
1:26:08 > 1:26:13They cut the...the...thingy...
1:26:13 > 1:26:15off PB's statue.
1:26:19 > 1:26:22Um, they're reviewing the videotape.
1:26:29 > 1:26:32Hi, everybody. How's it going? Not now, Nick.
1:26:32 > 1:26:37- Did anybody see that game last night? Hoo. - What game?
1:26:37 > 1:26:40- Oh, that game. Overtime. - Will you please shut up!
1:26:42 > 1:26:47Don't touch it. Don't touch it. Oh, you pig. Oh, you pig.
1:26:47 > 1:26:50NICK SCREAMING ON TAPE
1:26:50 > 1:26:53SMASHING STATUE ON TAPE Oooh! Oh.
1:26:53 > 1:26:55Well, that's it. What's done is done. Listen...
1:26:55 > 1:26:59I've got this great idea for the new Mcginty Cracker mascot. Move, move! Thank you.
1:26:59 > 1:27:01This... Nick, shut up!
1:27:05 > 1:27:08PHILLIP: What's happening?
1:27:10 > 1:27:13T LAUGHING ON TAPE Well, what is this?
1:27:13 > 1:27:15What the hell is this?
1:27:15 > 1:27:17GUARD: I don't know.
1:27:17 > 1:27:21T LAUGHING ON TAPE Somebody must've recorded over the tape.
1:27:21 > 1:27:26- Who had access? - Uh...there was an electrician in here this morning.
1:27:26 > 1:27:28What electrician? I did not order an electrician!
1:27:28 > 1:27:33I did. The flickers on the... Fluorescent lights were flickering.
1:27:33 > 1:27:35- I'm really sorry, sir. - This is terrible, Phil.
1:27:35 > 1:27:37I would really like to be alone now. You should go.
1:27:37 > 1:27:41You should go. You too. I would like to be extremely alone for a minute.
1:27:41 > 1:27:44I'm gonna leave you alone. Thank you very much. Thank you, Nick.
1:27:44 > 1:27:46T SHOUTING ON TAPE
1:27:49 > 1:27:52All right now. Cut that out. Y'all wanna eat?
1:27:52 > 1:27:54Yes. All right.
1:27:54 > 1:27:57Don't burn the meat. I don't never burn the meat.
1:27:57 > 1:28:00Uh-huh. What happened the last time? Hey, Dad don't burn the meat.
1:28:00 > 1:28:03I'm gonna put some... > Joey. Tonya.
1:28:03 > 1:28:06Go see your mama, boy. You know.
1:28:06 > 1:28:09Now this is my very special mustard.
1:28:09 > 1:28:12Don't let nobody touch that. OK, Mama.
1:28:12 > 1:28:13Yeah.
1:28:13 > 1:28:17So, how's the electrician business?
1:28:17 > 1:28:19Hey.
1:28:19 > 1:28:23Not bad. The hours are a bitch.
1:28:23 > 1:28:25I wanna thank you.
1:28:25 > 1:28:30I don't know why... I just wanna say I appreciate what you did.
1:28:30 > 1:28:36Well, don't mention it. How's that? How did you know where I was anyway?
1:28:36 > 1:28:39A friend gave me a tip.
1:28:41 > 1:28:43A friend, huh?
1:28:43 > 1:28:46You hungry? < Yes, we would love for you to join us.
1:28:46 > 1:28:48Wouldn't we, Mama?
1:28:52 > 1:28:55I talked to my boss today after things settled down.
1:28:55 > 1:28:59Convinced him we need a new security system. Got any ideas?
1:28:59 > 1:29:02Sure. I can help you pick one out.
1:29:02 > 1:29:05You wanna run it? We need someone trustworthy.
1:29:05 > 1:29:08I told him I know just the guy.
1:29:08 > 1:29:10Well, I'm gonna have to think about this, Nick.
1:29:10 > 1:29:14Right now, I'm weighing out several lucrative offers. They rollin' in.
1:29:14 > 1:29:17A lot of people want me to work for them right now. >
1:29:17 > 1:29:20Now, that's just the way I like it.
1:29:20 > 1:29:23All I need now is some of Mama's special mustard.
1:29:23 > 1:29:25Stop.
1:29:32 > 1:29:33NICK: What'd I do?
1:29:36 > 1:29:38MAMA SHOUTS
1:29:44 > 1:29:48Run, run! Stay down, Nick. Get on outta here.
1:29:48 > 1:29:51MAMA: I'll beat you into the...
1:29:54 > 1:29:57# See you when you get there
1:30:06 > 1:30:11# Now I seen places and faces of things you ain't never thought about thinkin'
1:30:11 > 1:30:13# If you ain't peeked then you must be drinkin' and smokin'
1:30:13 > 1:30:16# Pretendin' that you're locin' but you're broken let me get you open
1:30:16 > 1:30:19# Now, little Timmy got his diploma and little Jimmy got life
1:30:19 > 1:30:22# And Tamica around the corner just took her first hit off the pipe
1:30:22 > 1:30:25# The other homey shot the other homey and ran off with his money
1:30:25 > 1:30:28# And when the other homeys heard about it, they thought that it was funny
1:30:28 > 1:30:30# But who's the dummy cos now you done lost a hustler
1:30:30 > 1:30:32# A down-ass brother done replaced by a bustler
1:30:32 > 1:30:35# And though I got love for ya I know I can't trust ya
1:30:35 > 1:30:37# Cos my crew is rollin' numbers and your crew is rollin' dusters
1:30:37 > 1:30:40# And just because of that you act like you don't like a brother no more
1:30:40 > 1:30:42# The wide and crooked Or the straight and narrow
1:30:42 > 1:30:45# We got one voice to give And one life to live
1:30:45 > 1:30:47# Stand up for something Or lie down in the game
1:30:47 > 1:30:50# Listen to the song that we sang
1:30:50 > 1:30:52# It's up to you to make your beat
1:30:52 > 1:30:55# I guess I'll see you when you see me
1:30:55 > 1:30:58# I'll see you
1:30:58 > 1:31:01# When you get there
1:31:01 > 1:31:04# Really want to get there
1:31:04 > 1:31:11# I'll see you when you get there
1:31:11 > 1:31:15# I'll see you when you get there. #