0:00:18 > 0:00:21MUSIC: "Stand back" by Joan Osborne
0:00:28 > 0:00:31# I need a Ken doll pilot with a sexy smile
0:00:31 > 0:00:33# And a flying limousine
0:00:33 > 0:00:35# To pick me up, go the extra mile
0:00:35 > 0:00:37# And deliver me to the scene
0:00:37 > 0:00:39# I need five more hours in the average day
0:00:39 > 0:00:41# One to get the work done, four to play
0:00:41 > 0:00:45# Be a devil and angel, you know what I mean?
0:00:45 > 0:00:48# Stand back
0:00:48 > 0:00:49# Out of my way
0:00:49 > 0:00:51# Stand back
0:00:51 > 0:00:54# You're crowding my day
0:00:54 > 0:00:56# No time for good manners
0:00:56 > 0:00:58# Do what I say
0:00:58 > 0:01:00# If you're not here to help
0:01:00 > 0:01:02# Then you're just in the way
0:01:02 > 0:01:04# The road is littered with the faint of heart
0:01:04 > 0:01:07# The fools who fell from stress
0:01:07 > 0:01:09# It's a fact of life that you can't catch up
0:01:09 > 0:01:11# Better learn how to love the mess
0:01:11 > 0:01:13# So I'll just kick back, ignore the noise
0:01:13 > 0:01:15# Have my way with the pretty boys
0:01:15 > 0:01:18# What I dream at night don't even try to guess
0:01:18 > 0:01:20# Stand back
0:01:20 > 0:01:21# Stand back
0:01:21 > 0:01:23# Out of my way
0:01:23 > 0:01:25- # Stand back - Stand back
0:01:25 > 0:01:27# You're crowding my day
0:01:27 > 0:01:30# Now this is my time to step up to the mike
0:01:30 > 0:01:33# Like rock'n'roll lightning
0:01:33 > 0:01:35# I'm ready to strike
0:01:35 > 0:01:38- # Stand back - Stand back
0:01:38 > 0:01:39# Oh
0:01:39 > 0:01:41- # Stand back - Stand back
0:01:41 > 0:01:43# Stand back. #
0:01:50 > 0:01:53What do we got here? One, two, three, four.
0:01:53 > 0:01:55Four beautiful ladies. Come on.
0:01:55 > 0:01:57Caesar, let 'em in.
0:01:57 > 0:02:00Nice. Not you. Too random.
0:02:00 > 0:02:02Hey, Tinka. What are you doing?
0:02:02 > 0:02:04I'm waiting for you.
0:02:04 > 0:02:07Oh, no. You can't become a supermodel waiting in the middle of a line.
0:02:07 > 0:02:08Follow me.
0:02:10 > 0:02:12Evening, Jimmy. This is Tinka.
0:02:12 > 0:02:13She's with you?
0:02:13 > 0:02:17Are you kidding? I'm with her. She's the next big thing. Look at her.
0:02:17 > 0:02:19Well, that may be, but she's not on the list.
0:02:19 > 0:02:22Oh, let me see that.
0:02:23 > 0:02:24Look at that.
0:02:24 > 0:02:27She is now, stud. Come on.
0:02:27 > 0:02:28Let 'em in.
0:02:28 > 0:02:30So, that's how it works.
0:02:30 > 0:02:31Who was she? >
0:02:31 > 0:02:32Hey, what about us, stud? >
0:02:32 > 0:02:35< We've been waiting for an hour.
0:02:35 > 0:02:37HORN HONKS
0:02:37 > 0:02:40MUSIC: "If You Walk Away" by Fefe Dobson
0:02:40 > 0:02:42# The books I've read
0:02:42 > 0:02:44# And this heart of mine
0:02:44 > 0:02:47# I've booked ahead to the other side... #
0:02:47 > 0:02:48Hey, Rufus.
0:02:49 > 0:02:52- Hey. - What's happening?
0:02:52 > 0:02:55That's what's happening. Who is she?
0:02:55 > 0:02:57Close your mouth, Rufus. It's Tinka.
0:02:57 > 0:02:58Everybody knows Tinka.
0:02:58 > 0:03:00Well, I'll give her a shout-out.
0:03:00 > 0:03:05(OVER PA) Hey, that girl on stage with the serious moves is Tinka.
0:03:12 > 0:03:15Dominique Modelling Agency. Good morning.
0:03:15 > 0:03:18No, Caitlin's not in this early.
0:03:18 > 0:03:20I'll connect you to her voice mail.
0:03:20 > 0:03:21- Hey, Lacey. - Good morning.
0:03:21 > 0:03:24Good morning. Two calls from Paris, one from Milan,
0:03:24 > 0:03:27and both need you to call back right now.
0:03:27 > 0:03:29Ouch! Come here, Shelby. Sweetie, don't kick Mommy.
0:03:29 > 0:03:32You brought Shelby again. Dominique's gonna kill you.
0:03:32 > 0:03:35She's getting picked up at 7:30. Shh!
0:03:35 > 0:03:36Watch out.
0:03:36 > 0:03:39- Sweetie, you want to color? - Yeah, with markers.
0:03:39 > 0:03:41PHONE RINGS
0:03:41 > 0:03:45Dominique Modelling Agency, good morning.
0:03:45 > 0:03:48OK, you can send your picture and resume.
0:03:49 > 0:03:50Thank you.
0:03:50 > 0:03:51PHONE RINGS
0:03:51 > 0:03:54Dominique Modelling Agency, good morning.
0:03:54 > 0:03:55No, Dominique's not in yet.
0:03:55 > 0:03:58Can I give you her assistant Helen? Thank you.
0:03:59 > 0:04:01Hello, it's Helen. Hi.
0:04:01 > 0:04:04Oh, bonjour, Didier.
0:04:04 > 0:04:05Non, non, uh...
0:04:07 > 0:04:10OK, Jean Paul, so let's go over who you booked for that shoot again.
0:04:10 > 0:04:15Yeah, just to be sure. Varusha, Sigrid Olafsson, Malak, Tinka...
0:04:15 > 0:04:16Tinka?
0:04:16 > 0:04:19I don't have a Tinka. Who is Tinka?
0:04:20 > 0:04:22Morning, Lacey.
0:04:22 > 0:04:23Is that the new one? Let me see.
0:04:23 > 0:04:25< Dominique's here.
0:04:25 > 0:04:27You smell funny. What is it? Baby powder?
0:04:27 > 0:04:29- You need to sign these, please. - Who are you?
0:04:29 > 0:04:30Mary. I'm the new intern.
0:04:30 > 0:04:33Hope you're here long enough for me to remember your name.
0:04:33 > 0:04:34Du kannst den Fotografen nicht warten lassen.
0:04:34 > 0:04:36- Dominique's Modelle kommen nie spat.
0:04:36 > 0:04:37- Shh, shh!
0:04:37 > 0:04:40Dominique, here are the gentlemen for the Lola ad.
0:04:40 > 0:04:41Hm.
0:04:42 > 0:04:45"Every man." Well, they're not every man. Do better.
0:04:45 > 0:04:48I demand to have her first. Let me speak to Dominique right now.
0:04:48 > 0:04:51I need the list for the shoot. Yes.
0:04:51 > 0:04:53You've heard about Tinka, have you?
0:04:53 > 0:04:55If you want her, she's gonna cost you double, you know?
0:04:55 > 0:04:57She's very popular. (Who's Tinka?)
0:05:01 > 0:05:04Good. We got a deal. Bye.
0:05:04 > 0:05:06I love new clients.
0:05:06 > 0:05:08Thank you.
0:05:08 > 0:05:09Caitlin.
0:05:10 > 0:05:12No, no. He looks like a model.
0:05:12 > 0:05:14No, he's just too beautiful.
0:05:14 > 0:05:17We need a, you know, everyman. A bloke.
0:05:17 > 0:05:20- A really, you know, nice... - Dominique.
0:05:23 > 0:05:25You see? That's a bloke.
0:05:25 > 0:05:30Excuse me. You with the water, what's your name?
0:05:30 > 0:05:31Gary Hagelnick.
0:05:31 > 0:05:33Um...Cia!
0:05:34 > 0:05:36Would you photograph him, please?
0:05:36 > 0:05:38Vieni qua, facciamolo.
0:05:38 > 0:05:40I don't do naked...anymore.
0:05:40 > 0:05:42Scusa.
0:05:42 > 0:05:44Take some test shots. I think he's our Lola guy.
0:05:44 > 0:05:47- Lindsay's going to love it. - I'm so late.
0:05:47 > 0:05:50- Have fun with your sisters tonight. - Mm-hmm.
0:05:50 > 0:05:53- I'll call you on my way back. - OK.
0:06:08 > 0:06:12# Happy birthday to you
0:06:12 > 0:06:15# Happy birthday to you
0:06:15 > 0:06:18# Happy birthday, dear Mom... #
0:06:18 > 0:06:19DOORBELL RINGS
0:06:19 > 0:06:20Aunt Helen's here!
0:06:20 > 0:06:21Aunt Helen's here!
0:06:21 > 0:06:24Hang on. Hang on.
0:06:25 > 0:06:27Hi. How are you?
0:06:27 > 0:06:29- Oh, I'm so glad you're here. - Happy birthday.
0:06:29 > 0:06:31- And you smell good. - Thanks. Here.
0:06:31 > 0:06:34- Hey, Aunt Helen. - Yah! Oh!
0:06:36 > 0:06:39Dad, are you really taking Mom to Atlantic City?
0:06:39 > 0:06:40Yes, I am.
0:06:40 > 0:06:42Aunt Helen, look what I got.
0:06:42 > 0:06:43Your first fake ID.
0:06:43 > 0:06:47Congratulations, "Mrs Gonzales"?
0:06:47 > 0:06:48It's the only name they had.
0:06:48 > 0:06:50I'm gonna show her my new turtle.
0:06:50 > 0:06:52Hey-ho. CHEERING
0:06:52 > 0:06:55Sorry I'm late. I've just been working my...
0:06:55 > 0:06:56- What were you two...? - Oh, nothing.
0:06:56 > 0:06:58Talking? Talking?
0:06:58 > 0:07:00- No, no. - Just catching up.
0:07:00 > 0:07:03Do you want something to eat? Are you hungry?
0:07:03 > 0:07:07No. I'm fine. I ate. I am stuffed. I ate an apple on the way here.
0:07:08 > 0:07:09Sorry, Jenny.
0:07:10 > 0:07:11OK. So. And...
0:07:11 > 0:07:16# ..Happy birthday to you. #
0:07:16 > 0:07:18OK, make a wish, honey.
0:07:20 > 0:07:23CHEERING
0:07:23 > 0:07:28They couldn't put all the candles on or else the smoke alarm would go off.
0:07:28 > 0:07:29I love this. Thank you.
0:07:29 > 0:07:30You're welcome.
0:07:32 > 0:07:34OK, who's this?
0:07:34 > 0:07:36- This is Jenny? - Yes.
0:07:36 > 0:07:38And I wonder what it is. It must be...
0:07:38 > 0:07:40Both: Pot pourri.
0:07:40 > 0:07:43No. You're all wrong.
0:07:44 > 0:07:48It's not pot pourri. It's a make-your-own pot pourri kit.
0:07:48 > 0:07:52Oh, it's great. I love it. Thank you so much. Who's next?
0:07:52 > 0:07:54Oh, me, me, me, me, me.
0:07:54 > 0:07:55Me, me, me, me, me.
0:07:55 > 0:07:57Oh, yay. Oh, yay. Oh, yay.
0:07:57 > 0:07:59"Lindsay, just remember...
0:07:59 > 0:08:03"You're never too old to Dance around in your underwear."
0:08:03 > 0:08:05No way.
0:08:05 > 0:08:07Oh. Oh, my gosh!
0:08:07 > 0:08:08Oh, my gosh. Look.
0:08:08 > 0:08:11Oh, no! Devo!
0:08:11 > 0:08:13Oh! You got the hats! Where did you find these?
0:08:14 > 0:08:15I couldn't believe it. Online.
0:08:15 > 0:08:17Of all places. Bored at work.
0:08:17 > 0:08:19- Remember this? - Yeah, I do.
0:08:19 > 0:08:22I remember you kind of looked like fire hydrants.
0:08:22 > 0:08:24Remember the moves? Do I remember the moves?
0:08:24 > 0:08:26Just see if you can keep up. Come on.
0:08:26 > 0:08:29MUSIC: "Whip It" by Devo
0:08:29 > 0:08:32# Crack that whip
0:08:32 > 0:08:35# Give the past the slip
0:08:35 > 0:08:37# Step on a crack... #
0:08:37 > 0:08:39Come on, honey.
0:08:39 > 0:08:41Oh, no, no, no. Oh, look at you go.
0:08:41 > 0:08:42- Let's whip it good. - Oh, gosh, no.
0:08:42 > 0:08:45BOTH: # When a problem comes along you must whip it
0:08:45 > 0:08:48# If the cream sits out too long, you must whip it
0:08:48 > 0:08:50# When something's going wrong
0:08:50 > 0:08:52BOTH: # You must whip it
0:08:52 > 0:08:54# Now whip it
0:08:54 > 0:08:55# Into shape
0:08:55 > 0:08:57# It's not too late
0:08:57 > 0:08:58# To whip it
0:08:58 > 0:08:59# Whip it good
0:09:01 > 0:09:04# When a good time comes around You must whip it
0:09:04 > 0:09:07# You will never live it down Unless you whip it
0:09:07 > 0:09:09# No-one gets their way... #
0:09:09 > 0:09:12Good shot, Mom!
0:09:12 > 0:09:13Good shot, Mom.
0:09:18 > 0:09:20OK, step out. Holy Toledo. Huh?
0:09:20 > 0:09:22What is going on?
0:09:22 > 0:09:28Jen, our little sister has grown up and turned into a Dance-club tramp.
0:09:29 > 0:09:32Please! You should talk. You had your fun.
0:09:32 > 0:09:35Yeah. That was fun, but I was never a size 2, you traitor.
0:09:35 > 0:09:39Hey, we would have won if we'd played Horse.
0:09:39 > 0:09:41Audrey, Henry, no video games until you clean up the den.
0:09:41 > 0:09:42BOTH: Mom!
0:09:42 > 0:09:44HE NEIGHS
0:09:46 > 0:09:48- Oh, honey. - Night, Mom. Night, Dad.
0:09:48 > 0:09:50Buddy, you're looking good out there.
0:09:50 > 0:09:52The coach said I can play in every game.
0:09:52 > 0:09:54- That's great. - Good night, everybody.
0:09:54 > 0:09:57No, the birthday girl should not be doing the dishes.
0:09:57 > 0:09:58I agree.
0:09:58 > 0:10:00I'll change my shirt, come back and take over, OK?
0:10:00 > 0:10:01OK.
0:10:01 > 0:10:04You guys are such a Pottery Barn catalogue.
0:10:04 > 0:10:07- How did that happen? - Whoo!
0:10:07 > 0:10:10It's like they've never seen a dress before.
0:10:10 > 0:10:14Um...they just haven't seen half of a dress.
0:10:14 > 0:10:17You know what you were saying about the Pottery Barn catalogue?
0:10:17 > 0:10:19You know how you get there?
0:10:19 > 0:10:23You meet the nice guy, you get married,
0:10:23 > 0:10:25and you get to experience...
0:10:25 > 0:10:28BOTH: The miracle of life.
0:10:33 > 0:10:36- Oh. Oh. - Oops.
0:10:36 > 0:10:39Well, I don't know why I bother talking to you two.
0:10:39 > 0:10:40Oh, no, no. Hello in there.
0:10:40 > 0:10:43Will I be seeing you in four months?
0:10:43 > 0:10:46Yes, I will. I hope you like pot pourri.
0:10:46 > 0:10:50"Yes, I do." And I hope you like Tupperware parties.
0:10:50 > 0:10:53And lots of flowers. Lots of...
0:10:53 > 0:10:57It's true as well. I do, I love 'em.
0:10:57 > 0:10:59I love flowers.
0:11:00 > 0:11:04# I wanna feel what love is
0:11:04 > 0:11:06# I wanna know
0:11:06 > 0:11:08# And I want you to show me
0:11:08 > 0:11:12# I wanna feel it, I wanna feel what love is
0:11:12 > 0:11:14# I wanna feel what love is
0:11:14 > 0:11:15# Ooh, baby. #
0:11:15 > 0:11:17Thank you, guys.
0:11:17 > 0:11:20All right, all right. Thank you. That was great.
0:11:20 > 0:11:23Helen and Devon. That's enough.
0:11:23 > 0:11:26Keep it down. I got neighbours.
0:11:26 > 0:11:29I don't know any of them, but I got them.
0:11:29 > 0:11:30What are you wearing?
0:11:30 > 0:11:33I don't know. Whatever they put on me.
0:11:33 > 0:11:34You took these from the photo shoot?
0:11:34 > 0:11:37You're not supposed to take the clothes, you model.
0:11:37 > 0:11:40Oh, right. So I guess I should take 'em off.
0:11:40 > 0:11:42I'll help you.
0:11:42 > 0:11:44POPPING
0:11:44 > 0:11:47- What is this? - Oh, bubble wrap.
0:11:47 > 0:11:48HELEN LAUGHS
0:11:48 > 0:11:51The photographer wanted me to look more buff.
0:11:51 > 0:11:52Ooh.
0:11:52 > 0:11:55POPPING CONTINUES
0:11:56 > 0:11:58- Hey. - Mm.
0:12:00 > 0:12:01POPPING INTENSIFIES
0:12:01 > 0:12:04MUSIC: "Extraordinary" by Liz Phair
0:12:06 > 0:12:10# If you ever get to know me
0:12:10 > 0:12:14# I am extraordinary... #
0:12:14 > 0:12:16- All set, Ms. Rosenthal. - Oh, finally.
0:12:16 > 0:12:18Come on in. Thank you for waiting.
0:12:18 > 0:12:19Any minute. Any minute.
0:12:19 > 0:12:22- Don't make me call for a pizza. - Any minute.
0:12:22 > 0:12:23CAITLIN: Hey!
0:12:23 > 0:12:24Hi.
0:12:24 > 0:12:26Hi. How are you?
0:12:26 > 0:12:28Hi. What is this? Sunday brunch gridlock?
0:12:28 > 0:12:29Oh, I know. They just keep on telling us,
0:12:29 > 0:12:31"any minute now," like it's a mantra.
0:12:31 > 0:12:33Can we wait like normal patient adults?
0:12:33 > 0:12:34ALL: No.
0:12:34 > 0:12:36Christopher. Hi.
0:12:38 > 0:12:39You're among friends. PHONE RINGS
0:12:39 > 0:12:41I would like a bellini, please.
0:12:41 > 0:12:42Bellini.
0:12:42 > 0:12:44Oh, yes. Bellini. Bellini.
0:12:46 > 0:12:47It's my sister.
0:12:48 > 0:12:50Jenny, can I call you back?
0:12:53 > 0:12:55Jenny... Acceptable guys at 12 o'clock.
0:12:55 > 0:12:58Jenny, slow down. I can't hear you.
0:12:58 > 0:12:59< Are they looking at you or me?
0:13:00 > 0:13:01What?
0:13:04 > 0:13:05Oh, no.
0:13:05 > 0:13:08Oh, no, Jenny.
0:13:08 > 0:13:09Helen, what's the matter?
0:13:09 > 0:13:10Look at Helen.
0:13:10 > 0:13:12Jenny...
0:13:12 > 0:13:14Helen, what happened?
0:13:17 > 0:13:20Hello. What is it? Honey, what happened?
0:13:21 > 0:13:22..What?
0:13:22 > 0:13:25Are you sure?
0:13:31 > 0:13:34MAN: Jumped the centre divider and he slammed into them.
0:13:34 > 0:13:35They didn't have time to react.
0:13:35 > 0:13:38That's what the police think. I'm sorry, Ed.
0:13:38 > 0:13:41WOMAN: I remember when they bought this house.
0:13:41 > 0:13:42So what happens now with the kids?
0:13:42 > 0:13:45Do the kids have any grandparents?
0:13:45 > 0:13:49Yes. Paul's parents came from Miami.
0:13:49 > 0:13:51They just barely made it today, so...
0:13:51 > 0:13:52I'm so sorry.
0:13:58 > 0:14:01I'm so, so sorry about your aunt and uncle.
0:14:01 > 0:14:03Thank you. Yeah, thank you.
0:14:33 > 0:14:35Reverend Hallin spoke so beautifully.
0:14:38 > 0:14:40Thanks again, sweetie.
0:14:47 > 0:14:49RATTLING
0:15:13 > 0:15:16I'm so sorry.
0:15:16 > 0:15:19So sorry for your loss, Jenny. I know, sweetheart.
0:15:19 > 0:15:21I know.
0:15:24 > 0:15:27It smells like Mommy in here.
0:15:33 > 0:15:34JENNY: Guys.
0:15:44 > 0:15:46A lot of people are waiting to pay their respects.
0:15:46 > 0:15:49I'm sure they'd appreciate it if you all came downstairs.
0:16:10 > 0:16:13We are gonna get through this.
0:16:13 > 0:16:15All right?
0:16:18 > 0:16:20Hey, do you mind going to the market for me
0:16:20 > 0:16:23and getting some blue party napkins?
0:16:24 > 0:16:27Now? I mean, can't we use something else?
0:16:29 > 0:16:31Helen...
0:16:31 > 0:16:33I've planned the funeral and I've...
0:16:33 > 0:16:36I've made the food, and I've taken responsibility
0:16:36 > 0:16:39for three very scared children.
0:16:39 > 0:16:42All I'm asking you for is four packages of blue,
0:16:42 > 0:16:45three-ply dinner napkins with the seashell design,
0:16:45 > 0:16:49so that people don't remember our sister and her husband
0:16:49 > 0:16:54with paper towelling on their...on their laps.
0:16:56 > 0:16:58All right.
0:17:06 > 0:17:07DOORBELL RINGS
0:17:07 > 0:17:09Terribly sorry. Thank you.
0:17:09 > 0:17:11Hi, I'm Wanda from next door.
0:17:11 > 0:17:13If you need anything, my phone number's on the casserole.
0:17:13 > 0:17:16Thank you. And I'm Rudy from across the street.
0:17:16 > 0:17:18I also wanted to pay my condolences.
0:17:18 > 0:17:20Everyone loved Lindsay and Paul.
0:17:20 > 0:17:22DOORBELL RINGS
0:17:22 > 0:17:24SIGHS
0:17:24 > 0:17:27DOORBELL RINGS
0:17:27 > 0:17:29Ball goes up... Oh, all right.
0:17:29 > 0:17:31Come on through and give your brother a bounce pass.
0:17:31 > 0:17:33There you go. Get it up. Yes!
0:17:33 > 0:17:36Very good. OK. Now you give Sarah a bounce pass.
0:17:36 > 0:17:39Come on, Sarah. Come on. Come on, sweetie.
0:17:39 > 0:17:41MAN: "Section 5.
0:17:41 > 0:17:44"Custody and care of the Davis children.
0:17:46 > 0:17:49"An account and trust has been set up at Maplewood Savings Bank,
0:17:49 > 0:17:53"in the names of Audrey, Henry and Sarah Davis."
0:17:53 > 0:17:55"This bank also holds the mortgage
0:17:55 > 0:17:58"on the Davis property at 207 Oak Street."
0:17:58 > 0:18:00Yes, Larry, and that mortgage is quite large.
0:18:00 > 0:18:03We do need to talk about that also.
0:18:03 > 0:18:04We will.
0:18:04 > 0:18:08"With regard to custody of Audrey, Henry and Sarah,
0:18:08 > 0:18:11"we hereby appoint sole guardianship of all three children,
0:18:11 > 0:18:14"imbuing her with all legal rights and responsibilities
0:18:14 > 0:18:16"that guardianship entails,
0:18:16 > 0:18:19"to Helen Harris."
0:18:20 > 0:18:23What?
0:18:23 > 0:18:25What? It's not a mistake. >
0:18:25 > 0:18:27I prepared this for them myself.
0:18:27 > 0:18:31They were very clear. Helen Harris.
0:18:38 > 0:18:40Jenny should have them.
0:18:40 > 0:18:43I... She's got kids. I...
0:18:43 > 0:18:48She's got the mom haircut. She's supermom.
0:18:48 > 0:18:52She left a letter for each of you explaining her decision.
0:18:55 > 0:18:58You know I handled your mother's will.
0:18:58 > 0:19:01Lindsay and Paul's was equally specific.
0:19:08 > 0:19:11Good lord, Lindsay.
0:19:11 > 0:19:13Can I read yours?
0:19:13 > 0:19:16Helen.
0:19:16 > 0:19:18Are there any contingencies? Yes.
0:19:18 > 0:19:20If Helen is either unable
0:19:20 > 0:19:22or unwilling to care for the children,
0:19:22 > 0:19:24then you, Jenny, are thusly appointed.
0:19:24 > 0:19:27< OK, finally, some reason.
0:19:27 > 0:19:29< Thank you.
0:19:29 > 0:19:31God, why didn't you start with that?
0:19:31 > 0:19:35Can you imagine Helen raising three kids?
0:19:40 > 0:19:42When should I tell them?
0:19:42 > 0:19:44As soon as possible.
0:19:47 > 0:19:50- Are you sure? - Yep.
0:19:50 > 0:19:52But we all thought...
0:19:52 > 0:19:54Nope.
0:19:54 > 0:19:58It's gonna be hard to take care of us if you're dead, too.
0:20:00 > 0:20:02This?
0:20:02 > 0:20:04Won't kill me for years.
0:20:04 > 0:20:08Who's gonna take me to school?
0:20:08 > 0:20:10I guess I am.
0:20:10 > 0:20:12And make me chicken fingers? Me.
0:20:12 > 0:20:15And give me a bath? Me.
0:20:15 > 0:20:18And check my nose boogies for infections?
0:20:18 > 0:20:22We'll find someone else to do that last thing.
0:20:22 > 0:20:25Come here.
0:20:25 > 0:20:28All we gotta do is stick together.
0:20:28 > 0:20:31Everything's gonna be OK.
0:20:31 > 0:20:35Thanks for trying, Aunt Helen, but it's not gonna be OK.
0:20:35 > 0:20:38Come on, Sarah. It's time for your bath.
0:20:38 > 0:20:41Come on, Henry.
0:20:41 > 0:20:43Good idea. Great.
0:20:43 > 0:20:45Uh...you guys do that
0:20:45 > 0:20:49while Aunt Helen is gonna go out and check the lawn.
0:20:51 > 0:20:54Is Aunt Helen older than you, Audrey?
0:21:01 > 0:21:03AUDREY WHISPERS: Get farther down.
0:21:03 > 0:21:06Is she playing hide-and-go-seek?
0:21:06 > 0:21:09AUDREY: I don't think so.
0:21:09 > 0:21:11HENRY: We are in deep shit.
0:21:12 > 0:21:16HELEN: I love New York pizza.
0:21:16 > 0:21:19Aunt Helen, can we go to the Statue of Liberty tomorrow?
0:21:19 > 0:21:22No, because we won't be here...
0:21:22 > 0:21:25Where's Henry? He said he'd be right back.
0:21:25 > 0:21:28I go to the bathroom for five seconds and he's gone?
0:21:28 > 0:21:31With mustard. Here it is. I didn't want mustard.
0:21:31 > 0:21:33You don't want mustard? No.
0:21:33 > 0:21:34All right. No mustard.
0:21:34 > 0:21:37There he is. Henry!
0:21:37 > 0:21:40OK? Who's gonna pay for this? Aunt Helen.
0:21:40 > 0:21:42You can't do that. You can't just leave.
0:21:42 > 0:21:44I hate pizza. I wanted a hot dog.
0:21:44 > 0:21:46Can you pay Aaron, please? I'm Aaron.
0:21:46 > 0:21:49Hi, Aaron. I like that he's making new friends.
0:21:49 > 0:21:51It's lovely. AARON: Look me up!
0:21:51 > 0:21:54The next time you want something like a hot dog, you tell me, OK,
0:21:54 > 0:21:56and we'll all go together. OK.
0:21:56 > 0:22:00Where are we going to dinner? This is dinner.
0:22:00 > 0:22:03SARAH: Gee, Mommy never let pizza be our whole dinner.
0:22:03 > 0:22:06HENRY: And Dad always said not to eat and walk at the same time.
0:22:06 > 0:22:10AUDREY: Well, they're not here to yell at us, so it doesn't matter.
0:22:10 > 0:22:12HENRY: How many beds do you have in your apartment, Aunt Helen?
0:22:12 > 0:22:15SARAH: Aunt Helen! HELEN LAUGHS
0:22:15 > 0:22:18Audrey, your knee. Stop!
0:22:18 > 0:22:21Hey, guys. Shh!
0:22:22 > 0:22:25I'm telling you, if we don't go to sleep right now,
0:22:25 > 0:22:27Sleepless Sally gets really upset
0:22:27 > 0:22:29when the kids aren't going to sleep.
0:22:29 > 0:22:31Where's Sarah? Sarah?
0:22:31 > 0:22:34I'm right down here.
0:22:34 > 0:22:36Henry's feet stink. Phew!
0:22:36 > 0:22:39HENRY: But I'm a man. AUDREY: Give Aunt Helen a whiff.
0:22:39 > 0:22:43I don't want to smell your feet.
0:22:43 > 0:22:45Ew! I can smell them from here.
0:22:45 > 0:22:48Ew! Henry! Oh, my goodness.
0:22:48 > 0:22:52You need to wash your feet not once a week.
0:22:52 > 0:22:53HENRY: Good night, all.
0:22:53 > 0:22:57Audrey, get out of the bathroom.
0:22:57 > 0:23:00Fire, fire.
0:23:00 > 0:23:02Aunt Helen?
0:23:02 > 0:23:04Why are we going back? This was great.
0:23:04 > 0:23:06We should spend more time here.
0:23:06 > 0:23:08More time? Yeah.
0:23:08 > 0:23:09We can move here.
0:23:12 > 0:23:14We can't sleep every night in a stinky-feet bed.
0:23:14 > 0:23:17We'll move to another apartment. It's a huge city.
0:23:17 > 0:23:20You'll be closer to your job and everything.
0:23:20 > 0:23:22You love your job. What about Henry and Sarah?
0:23:22 > 0:23:24What about them? They've got school.
0:23:24 > 0:23:27They have friends. You guys grew up in that neighbourhood.
0:23:27 > 0:23:29That's why. It's a sad neighbourhood now.
0:23:29 > 0:23:32Everywhere we go there, we think of Mom and Dad.
0:23:32 > 0:23:34The kids treat me differently.
0:23:34 > 0:23:35We will discuss this later.
0:23:35 > 0:23:37Please think about it, Aunt Helen.
0:23:37 > 0:23:41OK, we got a train to catch. Let's go.
0:23:41 > 0:23:43HELEN: Henry, stop brushing your teeth.
0:23:43 > 0:23:45They're gonna fall out.
0:23:47 > 0:23:51I can't get hippo in the bag. Oh, give it to me.
0:23:53 > 0:23:55OK.
0:23:56 > 0:24:00There. He's in the bag. Are you happy now?
0:24:00 > 0:24:01HELEN: Henry!
0:24:01 > 0:24:04Now, the only thing to do would be to tell Aunt Jenny.
0:24:04 > 0:24:06Thinking about it, Audrey. I will think about it.
0:24:06 > 0:24:08Tell her we voted.
0:24:08 > 0:24:11I'll think about it, Audrey.
0:24:11 > 0:24:13I understand the children's feelings,
0:24:13 > 0:24:15but that's not part of the plan.
0:24:15 > 0:24:16That's your plan, Jenny.
0:24:16 > 0:24:18All right, well, what about the idea
0:24:18 > 0:24:20of not selling Lindsay's house?
0:24:20 > 0:24:23I know you guys offered to pay the mortgage, but it's enormous.
0:24:23 > 0:24:27I spoke to the bank, and the mortgage is too much for us.
0:24:27 > 0:24:29All right. Besides being my idea,
0:24:29 > 0:24:31what's wrong with moving down the block?
0:24:31 > 0:24:35I mean, I think the calm of the familiar is better
0:24:35 > 0:24:38than the overwhelming hustle-bustle of the city.
0:24:38 > 0:24:42Guys, can you please keep the colouring on the eggs and not each other?
0:24:42 > 0:24:44Oh, no, no, no. No.
0:24:44 > 0:24:47Jenny, Sarah thinks that Hippo's parents are on vacation,
0:24:47 > 0:24:49that they're coming back.
0:24:49 > 0:24:53Henry walks around like a zombie and draws skeletons.
0:24:53 > 0:24:55Audrey is my only ally.
0:24:55 > 0:24:56You really have to watch her.
0:24:56 > 0:24:59Look, they're not happy. And they've told me themselves.
0:24:59 > 0:25:01They're not gonna be happy anywhere right now.
0:25:01 > 0:25:05OK, OK. Wait. Wait. Let us talk for a minute.
0:25:05 > 0:25:07Wait till you see what the Easter Bunny brings.
0:25:07 > 0:25:08He's gonna bring lots more eggs.
0:25:08 > 0:25:10The Easter Bunny's not coming.
0:25:10 > 0:25:12The Easter Bunny joined 50 Cent.
0:25:12 > 0:25:14AUDREY: Why are you being a brat?
0:25:14 > 0:25:16HENRY: You're a brat.
0:25:16 > 0:25:20Helen is right. A change might do them some good.
0:25:20 > 0:25:22And if it doesn't work out, they can always move back here to Jersey.
0:25:22 > 0:25:25AUDREY: Ew, you got some in my hair.
0:25:25 > 0:25:28SARAH: You know what? You know what?
0:25:28 > 0:25:32Oh, no. You're not very good at this, Aunt Helen.
0:25:32 > 0:25:35SARAH: Stop it!
0:25:35 > 0:25:37Irwin's after ya!
0:25:37 > 0:25:41Turtles carry diseases. Sarah, please.
0:25:41 > 0:25:44We have to find an apartment.
0:25:44 > 0:25:47We need to help Aunt Helen.
0:25:47 > 0:25:49OK? By being quiet.
0:26:06 > 0:26:08Stop it.
0:26:10 > 0:26:11Stop.
0:26:17 > 0:26:19HELEN CLICKS HER PEN
0:26:38 > 0:26:40HELEN: No.
0:26:40 > 0:26:42Chelsea? No.
0:26:42 > 0:26:45You know, I hear there's some pretty decent stuff in Queens.
0:26:45 > 0:26:49No. We are not bridge-and-tunnel people.
0:26:49 > 0:26:51We are Manhattan people.
0:26:52 > 0:26:54Oh, wow!
0:26:54 > 0:26:57Four bedrooms. Close to Central Park.
0:26:57 > 0:26:59The owner wants it rented quickly, so he's asking
0:26:59 > 0:27:01What is very reasonable for a New York apartment.
0:27:01 > 0:27:04Only 9,000 a month.
0:27:04 > 0:27:07MUSIC: "Whose Life Am I In" By Shedaisy
0:27:07 > 0:27:10# I feel like an android living in a polaroid
0:27:10 > 0:27:12# Just another reject It gets a little seasick
0:27:12 > 0:27:16# Whose life am I in?
0:27:17 > 0:27:19# Feels like deja vu Don't know what to do
0:27:19 > 0:27:21# Point my finger to the sky
0:27:21 > 0:27:23# And finally ask the question why
0:27:23 > 0:27:26# Whose life am I in?
0:27:26 > 0:27:30# Whose life am I in?
0:27:30 > 0:27:34# Whose life am I in? #
0:27:35 > 0:27:37That's the girl looking at 4b.
0:27:39 > 0:27:41Ha ha! Whoa!
0:27:41 > 0:27:43THEY SQUEAL
0:27:43 > 0:27:46- One bathroom. That's it? - Yeah, well,
0:27:46 > 0:27:47I'll put you on a waiting list if a two opens up.
0:27:47 > 0:27:50And look at this - flower power, huh?
0:27:51 > 0:27:53So I guess Audrey can have the back room.
0:27:53 > 0:27:56And Henry and Sarah can share the middle one.
0:27:56 > 0:27:58And I'll just sleep on a pull-out couch.
0:27:58 > 0:27:59Wow, graffiti.
0:27:59 > 0:28:02Oh, sure, there's plenty of room for a pull-out couch here.
0:28:02 > 0:28:03Look, you got a nice view.
0:28:03 > 0:28:07So, in the ad it said something about a visual security system.
0:28:07 > 0:28:09How does that work? Oh, when somebody buzzes,
0:28:09 > 0:28:11you stick your head out the window and you look down.
0:28:11 > 0:28:14That's the visual part. And then you yell for them to come up or not.
0:28:14 > 0:28:16That's the security part.
0:28:16 > 0:28:19Here's your keys. Welcome to the Astoria Arms.
0:28:19 > 0:28:22I am only available between 8.30 and 9.00 in the morning
0:28:22 > 0:28:24because I have a life.
0:28:26 > 0:28:29So...
0:28:29 > 0:28:30Home!
0:28:30 > 0:28:32SARAH: Yay!
0:28:34 > 0:28:36MUSIC: "Chori Chori Gori Se"
0:28:40 > 0:28:44JENNY: I ordered the pizza. It should be here in 30 minutes.
0:28:44 > 0:28:45ED: Yay!
0:28:45 > 0:28:47Um...
0:28:47 > 0:28:51Know what? I bet this is lead paint.
0:28:51 > 0:28:53Guys. Guys, guys.
0:28:53 > 0:28:57Don't chew on the windowsills, all right?
0:28:57 > 0:29:01Yeah. Stick to the table legs, like I taught you.
0:29:01 > 0:29:02ED: OK, come on, guys. Let's go, let's go.
0:29:02 > 0:29:04Sometime today. Into the bedroom.
0:29:04 > 0:29:06This window is also painted shut.
0:29:06 > 0:29:08You know, I mean, for 1,200 a month,
0:29:08 > 0:29:11you'd think you'd have windows that open.
0:29:11 > 0:29:14I want this bed. Look, for the tenth time,
0:29:14 > 0:29:18in the old house, I had this bed and you had that bed.
0:29:18 > 0:29:23But I want this bed. That's it! Hippo goes out the window.
0:29:23 > 0:29:26Followed by Irwin! JENNY: Guys!
0:29:26 > 0:29:30Stop fighting. He pinches her all the time, and hard.
0:29:30 > 0:29:32It's hard. I know.
0:29:33 > 0:29:35Thank you.
0:29:37 > 0:29:39So, it's not that bad, right, Jen?
0:29:39 > 0:29:41No.
0:29:45 > 0:29:46Hi.
0:29:46 > 0:29:48Hi. I'm Nilma Prasad. I live across the hall.
0:29:48 > 0:29:50Here's some samosas that we made for you.
0:29:50 > 0:29:53Oh. So that would make you my neighbour.
0:29:53 > 0:29:56This is my neighbour, my friendly neighbour, Jenny.
0:29:56 > 0:29:58Noma, I'm Helen. No, I'm Nilma.
0:29:58 > 0:29:59I'm Helen. That's Jenny.
0:29:59 > 0:30:01I snagged this one in the hallway screaming.
0:30:01 > 0:30:05It's OK, Flora. Mr Costello's deaf. I'm not.
0:30:05 > 0:30:06NILMA SPEAKS HINDI
0:30:06 > 0:30:11So I see you have kids, too, so maybe a play date sometime?
0:30:11 > 0:30:15Oh! Oh, my goodness, that would be wonderful.
0:30:15 > 0:30:17Oh, great.
0:30:17 > 0:30:20I'm Jenny, Helen's sister. Hello.
0:30:20 > 0:30:24Can I ask you a special favour? Yes.
0:30:24 > 0:30:27Helen is new at being a mom.
0:30:27 > 0:30:28Uh-oh.
0:30:28 > 0:30:30Exactly. These aren't her kids?
0:30:30 > 0:30:31Our sister passed.
0:30:31 > 0:30:34Oh, I'm so sorry. Bless her.
0:30:34 > 0:30:36So, Nilma, if you could from time to time...
0:30:36 > 0:30:37Oh, absolutely.
0:30:37 > 0:30:40And if they... Which they will, no?
0:30:40 > 0:30:42You could... No problem.
0:30:42 > 0:30:44That's all I'm asking. OK, say no more, please.
0:30:44 > 0:30:47Thank you so much. OK, no problem.
0:30:48 > 0:30:49Just mommy talk.
0:30:49 > 0:30:51Oh, right.
0:30:51 > 0:30:55So, Helen, where have you decided to send the kids to school?
0:30:59 > 0:31:01Got it covered.
0:31:05 > 0:31:07It's just a middle school,
0:31:07 > 0:31:09and you'll have to be separated,
0:31:09 > 0:31:10all three of you. SARAH: No!
0:31:10 > 0:31:12I know. I vote against separation.
0:31:12 > 0:31:14You know, maybe we should find a school
0:31:14 > 0:31:16with less policemen everywhere.
0:31:17 > 0:31:20Audrey. Hi. Let's go.
0:31:20 > 0:31:22Come on, guys. This cab's gonna be about 100.
0:31:22 > 0:31:24Oh, that girl is fine. >
0:31:24 > 0:31:27Hi. Yeah, she's pretty.
0:31:27 > 0:31:32Nice, Audrey. Thanks for making my life a lot easier(!)
0:31:36 > 0:31:38AUDREY: I don't like school, anyway.
0:31:38 > 0:31:41I mean, I'll just drop out and get a job.
0:31:41 > 0:31:43SARAH: I like school. I wanna go to school. I want to.
0:31:43 > 0:31:46HENRY: Aunt Helen, you promised you'd find us a school.
0:31:46 > 0:31:48HELEN: Oh, God help me.
0:31:48 > 0:31:50CHURCH BELL RINGS
0:31:53 > 0:31:57HELEN: Slow down. Stop.
0:31:57 > 0:31:59That was fast. Kids.
0:32:02 > 0:32:05Lisa, stop dragging your sweater.
0:32:05 > 0:32:07CHILDREN SING
0:32:10 > 0:32:14# This little light of mine
0:32:14 > 0:32:16# I'm gonna let it shine
0:32:16 > 0:32:19# Let it shine, let it shine
0:32:19 > 0:32:21# Let it shine
0:32:23 > 0:32:26# This little light of mine
0:32:26 > 0:32:29# I'm gonna let it shine
0:32:29 > 0:32:32# This little light of mine
0:32:32 > 0:32:35# I'm gonna let it shine
0:32:35 > 0:32:38# This little light of mine
0:32:38 > 0:32:40# I'm gonna let it shine
0:32:40 > 0:32:43# Let it shine, let it shine
0:32:43 > 0:32:46# Let it shine
0:32:46 > 0:32:49# Let it shine, let it shine
0:32:49 > 0:32:52# Let it shine
0:32:52 > 0:32:56# Let it shine
0:32:56 > 0:33:00# Let it shine
0:33:00 > 0:33:11# Let it shine. #
0:33:11 > 0:33:13I mean, Lutheranism has been in our family
0:33:13 > 0:33:17for as long as Lutheran people have been around.
0:33:17 > 0:33:20Being a Lutheran is the greatest. I mean, right, kids?
0:33:20 > 0:33:23Hippo wants to be a Lutheran, too.
0:33:23 > 0:33:27Hippo is a Lutheran.
0:33:27 > 0:33:28I knew that God told us to move here
0:33:28 > 0:33:32so that we could attend your fine school.
0:33:32 > 0:33:35A good, solid education taught our Lutheran way is the best way.
0:33:35 > 0:33:38I mean, isn't that right, father? Pastor.
0:33:38 > 0:33:42- Father Pastor. - Pastor Parker.
0:33:42 > 0:33:43Right.
0:33:45 > 0:33:49Thank you for that fine testimonial.
0:33:49 > 0:33:50Hallelujah.
0:33:50 > 0:33:52Hallelujah.
0:33:52 > 0:33:54Well. I'm just gonna need
0:33:54 > 0:33:57the kids' transcripts and blood tests, and they're in.
0:33:57 > 0:34:00Blood tests? Make sure they're really Lutheran.
0:34:00 > 0:34:04You'd be surprised how many non-Lutherans try to sneak in.
0:34:04 > 0:34:08I'm sure. Um, problem.
0:34:08 > 0:34:11They're all haemophiliacs.
0:34:11 > 0:34:13All three of them.
0:34:13 > 0:34:15(Can't take blood. Shh.
0:34:15 > 0:34:17(They're sensitive.) It's a joke.
0:34:17 > 0:34:20Why would I joke about haemophilia?
0:34:20 > 0:34:23There's no blood test. That's the joke.
0:34:23 > 0:34:24Oh.
0:34:24 > 0:34:26You don't have to be Lutheran to go here. It's Queens.
0:34:26 > 0:34:29There's, like, 50 Lutheran kids in the whole neighbourhood.
0:34:29 > 0:34:30Shall we take a look around?
0:34:30 > 0:34:33So we have space available. Can you handle the tuition?
0:34:33 > 0:34:36HELEN: Not a problem. SARAH: Tetherball!
0:34:36 > 0:34:38Oh, yay!
0:34:38 > 0:34:41Henry, we have basketball courts, gym down there.
0:34:41 > 0:34:42Saint Barbara's believes in basketball.
0:34:42 > 0:34:43Oh.
0:34:43 > 0:34:45So what's the Lutheran take on the afterlife?
0:34:45 > 0:34:49Pretty much the standard heaven, hell, purgatory thing?
0:34:49 > 0:34:50Yeah, pretty much. Old-school around here.
0:34:50 > 0:34:53HELEN: Hey, so you wanna go see the basketball courts?
0:34:53 > 0:34:56No, I'm gonna go play tetherball. Oh, OK.
0:34:56 > 0:34:57Play hard! OK.
0:34:57 > 0:34:59Pastor Dan.
0:35:00 > 0:35:02Hello.
0:35:02 > 0:35:04Excuse me.
0:35:04 > 0:35:06Mrs Fricker, I know what you got there.
0:35:06 > 0:35:09I made you some special brownies.
0:35:09 > 0:35:11Wow. You, uh... I'm gonna...
0:35:11 > 0:35:13He gets a lot of brownies.
0:35:13 > 0:35:15I see that.
0:35:15 > 0:35:18Mm. Better than last time.
0:35:18 > 0:35:20Hi, I'm Phyllis Shore. Helen Harris.
0:35:20 > 0:35:22This is my daughter Lisa. Hi, Lisa.
0:35:22 > 0:35:26Will you be joining us at Saint Barbara's? I hope so.
0:35:26 > 0:35:29Thank you. I'll see you Sunday. OK. Bye-bye.
0:35:29 > 0:35:31See you Sunday night at vespers. See you at vespers.
0:35:31 > 0:35:33See you at vespers.
0:35:33 > 0:35:36You know what vespers is?
0:35:37 > 0:35:39Some kind of scooter?
0:35:39 > 0:35:41Close enough.
0:35:45 > 0:35:49HELEN: We got ten minutes. You don't want to be late for your first day of school.
0:35:49 > 0:35:51Audrey.
0:35:51 > 0:35:54Please get out of the bathroom. AUDREY: I'm not in there.
0:35:54 > 0:35:58I can't do it. I don't remember how.
0:36:02 > 0:36:04Sweetie.
0:36:04 > 0:36:07I don't remember how. What's the matter?
0:36:07 > 0:36:10Your shoes? Here, let me help you.
0:36:10 > 0:36:12No! No!
0:36:12 > 0:36:15Sarah, sweetheart, we have to go to school.
0:36:15 > 0:36:18OK? Let me help you. No, no!
0:36:18 > 0:36:21That's not how. You don't know how.
0:36:21 > 0:36:23Sweetheart, are you nervous about today?
0:36:23 > 0:36:26I mean, it's a big day at school.
0:36:26 > 0:36:29Mom was teaching her how to tie her shoelaces just before...
0:36:32 > 0:36:33Oh.
0:36:33 > 0:36:35Right.
0:36:35 > 0:36:39And I guess she had a special way of tying them.
0:36:40 > 0:36:44Well, your mom and I were probably taught the same way.
0:36:45 > 0:36:48Let me think. Something about...
0:36:48 > 0:36:50Bunnies.
0:36:50 > 0:36:51Bunnies.
0:36:51 > 0:36:55Right. Bunny ears.
0:36:57 > 0:37:00You make two bunny ears...
0:37:00 > 0:37:03Bunny goes around the tree,
0:37:03 > 0:37:05into the burrow,
0:37:05 > 0:37:08pull tight.
0:37:08 > 0:37:11Yeah. Yeah.
0:37:17 > 0:37:19Hurry up, hurry up. When will you be home from work?
0:37:19 > 0:37:22By dinnertime. Audrey's in charge, so listen to her, OK?
0:37:22 > 0:37:23I don't wanna listen to her.
0:37:23 > 0:37:27Pastor Dan. Pastor Dan.
0:37:27 > 0:37:29Well, it's the four Lutherans. Here we are.
0:37:29 > 0:37:30Here you are. Pastor Wells,
0:37:30 > 0:37:33would you please show Henry and Audrey to the homeroom?
0:37:33 > 0:37:34Sure.
0:37:34 > 0:37:35Hello, Audrey. Bye.
0:37:35 > 0:37:37Bye. Pay attention! Sit up straight.
0:37:37 > 0:37:40Good morning. Wait, what about lunch?
0:37:40 > 0:37:43- Eat it, it's healthy. - I meant, we don't have any.
0:37:43 > 0:37:47Oh! Right. I'll take care of it.
0:37:47 > 0:37:48Bye.
0:37:49 > 0:37:54Can you break a 20? Always got change in the collection plate.
0:37:54 > 0:37:56And kindergarten? Right over here.
0:37:56 > 0:37:59Oh, wow, look. It's a juggling pastor, Sarah.
0:37:59 > 0:38:04Hello, welcome. Mrs Lagambina.
0:38:04 > 0:38:07Helen Harris. This is Sarah. Hello, Sarah.
0:38:07 > 0:38:09Look at all this fun stuff. You've got markers
0:38:09 > 0:38:12and crayons, colouring books, and all the nice people.
0:38:12 > 0:38:14Hi. You're gonna have such a good time.
0:38:14 > 0:38:17MRS LAGAMBINA: We were all drawing our favourite animal.
0:38:17 > 0:38:19Lily was drawing a cat.
0:38:20 > 0:38:23Sarah, do you want some crayons?
0:38:23 > 0:38:26Oh, no, not those. Those are the teacher's markers.
0:38:26 > 0:38:29You'd better put your sweater on. It's chilly outside.
0:38:29 > 0:38:35OK, that was funny. Sorry, Sarah.
0:38:36 > 0:38:38You could've just told me.
0:38:38 > 0:38:40More fun this way.
0:38:40 > 0:38:41MRS LAGAMBINA: Who's this?
0:38:41 > 0:38:43SARAH: Hippo. Everybody, meet Hippo.
0:38:43 > 0:38:45CHATTER
0:38:45 > 0:38:48Hi, Lacey. Hey.
0:38:48 > 0:38:50Helen.
0:38:50 > 0:38:55I told you I'd make it back. Good. Sit down, sweetie.
0:38:55 > 0:38:57Who's that? That's the intern.
0:38:57 > 0:39:00Move over, intern. Caitlin, move.
0:39:00 > 0:39:04OK, good. Now, what about the Armani deal?
0:39:04 > 0:39:06Is that gonna be completed in my lifetime?
0:39:06 > 0:39:08Tom made it happen this morning,
0:39:08 > 0:39:09and you're all set for your trip to Miami.
0:39:09 > 0:39:12Good. You're gonna love it there.
0:39:12 > 0:39:13Me?
0:39:13 > 0:39:15Well, yes. You're back, I need you.
0:39:16 > 0:39:18Oh, Dominique, I...
0:39:18 > 0:39:21I can't just pick up and leave for a week right now.
0:39:21 > 0:39:23Why?
0:39:23 > 0:39:24(I have...)
0:39:24 > 0:39:27Oh. The babies. Hm.
0:39:27 > 0:39:30All right, who wants to take this little mummy's place
0:39:30 > 0:39:33on a first-class trip to Miami?
0:39:33 > 0:39:36Caitlin. You're on. Helen will tell you what to bring.
0:39:36 > 0:39:40Don't wear any of those midriff-baring outfits. It's so last year.
0:39:40 > 0:39:42And I want my luggage Federal Expressed ahead of time.
0:39:42 > 0:39:46Right, that's it. Lacey, who am I having lunch with today?
0:39:46 > 0:39:49- Was it Vogue or Elle or...? - Vogue at Cipriani.
0:39:49 > 0:39:51OK. Good.
0:39:51 > 0:39:52Good to have you back, sweetie.
0:39:52 > 0:39:55We'll go over everything else at the fashion show tonight.
0:39:55 > 0:39:56Tonight?
0:39:56 > 0:39:59Unless, of course, you've got a brownie meeting or something.
0:39:59 > 0:40:01Oh, no, no, no. I'll be there.
0:40:01 > 0:40:03Good.
0:40:15 > 0:40:17Hola. MAN: Sweetheart, over here.
0:40:17 > 0:40:18- Hi. - Who's your date?
0:40:18 > 0:40:20His name is Pate. MAN: Big smile.
0:40:20 > 0:40:21MAN: Thank you, ladies and gentlemen.
0:40:21 > 0:40:22Please take your seats. The show's about to begin.
0:40:22 > 0:40:25That's Martina, the supermodel, sitting next to Dominique.
0:40:25 > 0:40:27Who are the ladies on the end?
0:40:27 > 0:40:29Those are the agents we're trying to steal her from.
0:40:29 > 0:40:32Hello. You have a lovely agency. Yes.
0:40:32 > 0:40:34I think we should have lunch.
0:40:34 > 0:40:36Take the houselights out and go cue one.
0:40:36 > 0:40:40- Hi, Teddy. - Hi. Kids, don't touch the runway lights.
0:40:41 > 0:40:44Excuse me. Pardon me. Thanks.
0:40:44 > 0:40:46Hey, hi. AUDREY: Front row seats!
0:40:46 > 0:40:48- What's all this? - There's no room.
0:40:48 > 0:40:50HELEN: Can you squash down just a little bit more?
0:40:50 > 0:40:52- Don't these children live in Queens? - I know.
0:40:52 > 0:40:54I know. I couldn't find anybody to watch them.
0:40:54 > 0:40:56But don't worry, you won't even know they're here.
0:40:56 > 0:40:58I'm here to work.
0:40:58 > 0:41:00This child's wearing pajamas.
0:41:01 > 0:41:04SARAH: Aunt Helen, I'm hungry.
0:41:04 > 0:41:08- Well, you should've eaten your hamburger. - It had onions.
0:41:08 > 0:41:11OK. Take care of her a sec. I'll be right back.
0:41:11 > 0:41:13Keep an eye on her. You're going?
0:41:17 > 0:41:19Keep an eye on Sarah.
0:41:27 > 0:41:30Hey, partner. Working on your lingerie merit badge?
0:41:30 > 0:41:31I'm a buyer from victoria's Secret.
0:41:31 > 0:41:34You're with Helen and you should go back to your seat.
0:41:34 > 0:41:36Yeah. Go for teddy.
0:41:37 > 0:41:41Does my nose boogie look green?
0:41:41 > 0:41:43Yes, as a matter of fact, it does.
0:41:43 > 0:41:47Sort of Prada green. Not their best collection. Put it back inside.
0:41:50 > 0:41:52MUSIC: "Fashion" by David Bowie
0:41:52 > 0:41:54CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:41:58 > 0:42:02Ooh, look, a doggy! Yes. Watch the lovely doggy.
0:42:04 > 0:42:06Hello, doggy.
0:42:08 > 0:42:09Oh, my...
0:42:09 > 0:42:11Come here, doggy.
0:42:11 > 0:42:13Oh!
0:42:15 > 0:42:19Are you all right? Model down. I repeat, we have a model down.
0:42:19 > 0:42:22Oh, no. Sarah, what are you doing? Are you OK?
0:42:22 > 0:42:25- What happened? - Everything's OK.
0:42:42 > 0:42:44All set. The limo's downstairs.
0:42:44 > 0:42:48- Martina. Welcome to our agency. - Thanks. I'm so excited.
0:42:48 > 0:42:50You can be effusive on the way in the limo.
0:42:50 > 0:42:51Go on, off you go.
0:42:51 > 0:42:54So we should be at Coney Island in about an hour.
0:42:54 > 0:42:57PHONE RINGS
0:42:57 > 0:42:59Excuse me. This is Helen.
0:42:59 > 0:43:03- Hi, it's Dan. - Dan. What's wrong?
0:43:03 > 0:43:05Uh, nothing is wrong.
0:43:05 > 0:43:08We just...we have a little situation with Sarah down here.
0:43:08 > 0:43:11- I think you should come to school. - Come there now?
0:43:11 > 0:43:14It's a little difficult to get to school right now.
0:43:14 > 0:43:17I'm working. Is she OK?
0:43:17 > 0:43:20Helen. Give me the phone.
0:43:20 > 0:43:22Yeah. Hi.
0:43:22 > 0:43:25We'll be right there. OK.
0:43:25 > 0:43:27Are you sure? No problem.
0:43:27 > 0:43:29Thank you. We have plenty of time.
0:43:29 > 0:43:33I know how it is. I have a four-year-old.
0:43:36 > 0:43:39Then I couldn't find the burrow for the bunny.
0:43:39 > 0:43:42I hate it when that happens. Me too.
0:43:42 > 0:43:44You guys want to do my makeup?
0:43:44 > 0:43:45GIRLS: Yeah.
0:43:45 > 0:43:49Can I be a princess? Yeah. You're pretty.
0:43:49 > 0:43:51OK.
0:43:51 > 0:43:54Sarah, you don't have to learn to tie your shoes right now.
0:43:54 > 0:43:57When you're ready to tie your shoes, you will.
0:43:57 > 0:43:59That's right. Shoe-tying's tough.
0:43:59 > 0:44:01Why do you think Jesus wore sandals?
0:44:03 > 0:44:06See ya. HELEN: Thanks, Pastor Dan.
0:44:06 > 0:44:09Do I look pretty? Yeah!
0:44:09 > 0:44:13So, you wanna go play? Everything's gonna be fine.
0:44:13 > 0:44:15GIRL: A little bit of green up here.
0:44:17 > 0:44:19Stop!
0:44:21 > 0:44:24Are those permanent?
0:44:24 > 0:44:26It's OK, it happens to me all the time.
0:44:26 > 0:44:28It'll come off in a couple of days.
0:44:34 > 0:44:36Sorry, Helen.
0:44:36 > 0:44:37It's not working.
0:44:42 > 0:44:44I understand.
0:44:44 > 0:44:46Um...
0:44:48 > 0:44:50I'm sorry, Dominique.
0:44:50 > 0:44:52Thank you so much for everything.
0:44:54 > 0:44:56I'll collect my things.
0:45:03 > 0:45:05JAZZ MUSIC
0:45:10 > 0:45:12MAN: Hey! Stop that racket.
0:45:12 > 0:45:14LAUGHTER ON TV
0:45:14 > 0:45:18Are you all right, Aunt Helen? You've been watching reruns all day.
0:45:18 > 0:45:21Reruns are the culture of the unemployed.
0:45:23 > 0:45:25KNOCKING
0:45:25 > 0:45:28Hey, I'll get it. I have no life.
0:45:31 > 0:45:33KNOCKING
0:45:36 > 0:45:38Cable guy.
0:45:39 > 0:45:41It's the Exorcist!
0:45:53 > 0:45:54Hi. Hi.
0:45:54 > 0:45:57Sorry about Martina.
0:45:57 > 0:46:01So I brought you comfort food - Chunky Monkey.
0:46:01 > 0:46:04Would you like to come in? Pastor Dan.
0:46:04 > 0:46:06Hey, kids.
0:46:06 > 0:46:10How did he get past the visual security system?
0:46:10 > 0:46:12Who cares? Now we can watch MTV.
0:46:12 > 0:46:16It's funny how one moment I'm living my life,
0:46:16 > 0:46:17not really in touch with the fact that
0:46:17 > 0:46:21I'm sharing this planet with permanent pens,
0:46:21 > 0:46:24and the next moment, one such pen has made, shall we say,
0:46:24 > 0:46:26an indelible impact on my career.
0:46:26 > 0:46:28- Hey, Helen. - A black mark on my record,
0:46:28 > 0:46:31- X'd out my future... - Helen.
0:46:31 > 0:46:34..and, in short, my career is dead.
0:46:34 > 0:46:36Like your turtle.
0:46:36 > 0:46:38What?
0:46:38 > 0:46:40Turtle's dead.
0:46:40 > 0:46:42Oh, no.
0:46:42 > 0:46:44Oh, Irwin, no.
0:46:44 > 0:46:48May he rest in peace... Oh, shut up.
0:46:48 > 0:46:50You don't understand. This is Henry's turtle.
0:46:50 > 0:46:53It's his friend. He's...
0:46:53 > 0:46:55He can't be dead.
0:46:55 > 0:46:57Oh, he's dead.
0:46:57 > 0:47:00We need to find a body double now.
0:47:03 > 0:47:06Here.
0:47:06 > 0:47:08What about the empty bowl?
0:47:08 > 0:47:09I'll hide it.
0:47:09 > 0:47:13Um...uh...
0:47:13 > 0:47:16Ki...kids!
0:47:16 > 0:47:19We're gonna go get butterscotch
0:47:19 > 0:47:21and chocolate syrup for the ice cream.
0:47:21 > 0:47:25You stay put and watch television.
0:47:25 > 0:47:28And don't come in the kitchen. I just waxed the floors.
0:47:30 > 0:47:32- Irwin's long-lost brother. - Yeah.
0:47:32 > 0:47:35Thanks for doing this. You're my saviour.
0:47:35 > 0:47:38I mean... I know what you mean.
0:47:38 > 0:47:40So, how are things going?
0:47:40 > 0:47:43Fine. Hm?
0:47:43 > 0:47:45Fine. Just fine?
0:47:45 > 0:47:48Yeah. What do you mean? Well, it's just that
0:47:48 > 0:47:51I've noticed Audrey spending too much time with the boys.
0:47:51 > 0:47:54You know, that's normal for what she's going through,
0:47:54 > 0:47:55you know, look for that attention,
0:47:55 > 0:47:58but some of these kids are not exactly angels, you know what I mean?
0:47:58 > 0:48:00They're 15. It's teenage stuff.
0:48:00 > 0:48:02It's harmless. No, it's not really harmless,
0:48:02 > 0:48:04cos one of these punks - his name's BZ -
0:48:04 > 0:48:06I'm about to kick his butt outta school.
0:48:06 > 0:48:08Let's just get upstairs before Henry finds the bowl.
0:48:08 > 0:48:11Yeah, Henry. You said the kid likes basketball.
0:48:11 > 0:48:12He never, ever picks up a ball.
0:48:12 > 0:48:14I know. I've noticed that.
0:48:14 > 0:48:17The thing with Sarah and the shoes the other day, that's not the first time...
0:48:17 > 0:48:20Hey, what do you expect, Dan?
0:48:20 > 0:48:23They've lost their parents, they've moved to a new city,
0:48:23 > 0:48:25changed schools, changed religions.
0:48:25 > 0:48:29Well, let's talk about some things you could do at home.
0:48:29 > 0:48:31You want to know what I've been doing at home?
0:48:31 > 0:48:34I've been doing the best I can.
0:48:34 > 0:48:38Do you have any idea what this has done to my life?
0:48:38 > 0:48:41Hey, Helen, do you have any idea what it's done to theirs?
0:48:43 > 0:48:45Hey, Pastor Dan, Mr Self-righteous,
0:48:45 > 0:48:48I'm hanging on by a thread here.
0:48:48 > 0:48:50I lost my sister, my social life,
0:48:50 > 0:48:52my disposable income,
0:48:52 > 0:48:54my ability to fit into a size 2,
0:48:54 > 0:48:57and this just in - my job.
0:48:57 > 0:48:59Pretty much the only two things that haven't disappeared
0:48:59 > 0:49:01are my nicotine fits and the few pounds
0:49:01 > 0:49:04that have recently taken up residence on my ass.
0:49:04 > 0:49:08So forgive me if I'm not too thrilled about being lectured,
0:49:08 > 0:49:09in Queens,
0:49:09 > 0:49:11about being a lousy legal guardian to three kids
0:49:11 > 0:49:14who maybe shouldn't have been given to me in the first place.
0:49:14 > 0:49:16Well, they weren't given to you.
0:49:16 > 0:49:18They were entrusted to you by their mother, who...
0:49:18 > 0:49:20Don't you talk about Lindsay!
0:49:20 > 0:49:22Don't you dare talk about Lindsay!
0:49:22 > 0:49:24You didn't know her.
0:49:24 > 0:49:25Give me the turtle.
0:49:25 > 0:49:27That was out of line. I'm sorry.
0:49:27 > 0:49:29Dan, give me the damn turtle.
0:49:31 > 0:49:33Helen...
0:49:33 > 0:49:34Helen.
0:49:34 > 0:49:36Hey, Helen.
0:49:58 > 0:50:00MUSIC: "Destiny" by Zero 7
0:50:04 > 0:50:07Dominique's is quite an impressive background.
0:50:07 > 0:50:10- But three children? - Oh, they are great kids.
0:50:10 > 0:50:11They pretty much take care of themselves.
0:50:11 > 0:50:14We love children. We're thinking about adopting.
0:50:14 > 0:50:17But there'd be a lot of travelling involved and very little notice.
0:50:17 > 0:50:20I love travelling.
0:50:20 > 0:50:22But would they be long trips?
0:50:22 > 0:50:25But I'm not on the Mommy track.
0:50:32 > 0:50:34We'll be in touch.
0:50:34 > 0:50:37THEY ARGUE
0:50:37 > 0:50:39SPORTS ON RADIO
0:50:47 > 0:50:50Irwin, you're not looking yourself.
0:50:50 > 0:50:52OK, Sarah's asleep. Go to bed now
0:50:52 > 0:50:54and make sure if she needs anything,
0:50:54 > 0:50:55you can get it for her.
0:51:03 > 0:51:07I see no party. There is no party. That's right.
0:51:07 > 0:51:09DANCE MUSIC
0:51:22 > 0:51:24Whoa!
0:51:27 > 0:51:30Yeah. Hi.
0:51:30 > 0:51:32Hi.
0:51:32 > 0:51:35Hey, everyone, this is my Aunt Helen.
0:51:35 > 0:51:38BOY: She don't look like no aunt I ever had.
0:51:39 > 0:51:43What are you...? What is this? What is this?
0:51:43 > 0:51:46I thought you wanted to meet my friends.
0:51:46 > 0:51:50This is BZ. He's a DJ. This is his mix.
0:51:50 > 0:51:52Whassup, Mommy?
0:51:52 > 0:51:53Whassup?
0:51:53 > 0:51:57You got a phat crib.
0:51:57 > 0:51:59Thank you. PHONE RINGS
0:51:59 > 0:52:03Um... Oh, there's my phone ringing in my phat crib.
0:52:07 > 0:52:10TURNS MUSIC UP
0:52:10 > 0:52:11Hello.
0:52:11 > 0:52:13I'm calling to remind you
0:52:13 > 0:52:15to come over for Mother's Day.
0:52:17 > 0:52:19Jenny, do you think that's still such a good idea?
0:52:19 > 0:52:21I mean, I don't know if the kids are...
0:52:21 > 0:52:22'It'll be fine.'
0:52:22 > 0:52:24And we're still gonna do the letter thing?
0:52:24 > 0:52:27Sure. I'll show you mine if you show me yours.
0:52:27 > 0:52:30- What's that noise? - Audrey has company.
0:52:30 > 0:52:34On a school night? You better make them leave.
0:52:36 > 0:52:40- What do I say? - You say, "go home."
0:52:40 > 0:52:42OK, but what if they ask why?
0:52:42 > 0:52:45You say, "because I said so."
0:52:48 > 0:52:50Hi. Can we turn the music down?
0:52:50 > 0:52:54Hey, guys. Let's turn the music down a little bit.
0:52:54 > 0:52:56Please? Thank you.
0:52:56 > 0:52:59This "crib" is closing.
0:52:59 > 0:53:03And I think it's time for all y'all to go.
0:53:03 > 0:53:04Why?
0:53:07 > 0:53:09Because I said so.
0:53:09 > 0:53:10GIRL LAUGHS
0:53:10 > 0:53:12I'll tell you what,
0:53:12 > 0:53:14we'll be gone before you know it.
0:53:14 > 0:53:16Bianca! All right.
0:53:16 > 0:53:19TURNS MUSIC UP
0:53:19 > 0:53:23Jenny, I don't know if they're quite ready to go home just yet.
0:53:23 > 0:53:25Helen, get Nilma now.
0:53:25 > 0:53:27OK. I'm ready.
0:53:27 > 0:53:30SHE SHOUTS Nilma, a bat?
0:53:30 > 0:53:32Helen said wrap it up!
0:53:32 > 0:53:34You get out of here, you ugly little...
0:53:34 > 0:53:37Bimbo girl.
0:53:37 > 0:53:39What do you think this is?
0:53:39 > 0:53:41And you, falling asleep. You get out.
0:53:41 > 0:53:43Party's over. Elevator leaving.
0:53:43 > 0:53:45Hey, you. This is not a slumber party.
0:53:45 > 0:53:49Get out! Get out, you. Get out, Snoop Doggies.
0:53:49 > 0:53:50You, get out of here. No.
0:53:50 > 0:53:53I said get out. Chill out, Miss Rambo.
0:53:53 > 0:53:57- I'm trying to get my stuff. - Get out, little hooligan. Get out.
0:53:57 > 0:54:00Yo, BZ, let's get outta here. > Great party.
0:54:01 > 0:54:05NILMA: Baggy-pant little diaper-boy, go home to Mama.
0:54:05 > 0:54:07I'm serious! You get out of here!
0:54:09 > 0:54:10I said go! Get out of here!
0:54:10 > 0:54:14Back home with your baggy pants and your diapers.
0:54:14 > 0:54:16Go home, naughty boy.
0:54:18 > 0:54:20Good night, Helen.
0:54:20 > 0:54:23What is the matter with you?
0:54:24 > 0:54:27Don't you remember what it's like to be young?
0:54:30 > 0:54:32Of course I remember.
0:54:32 > 0:54:34It was last Wednesday!
0:54:43 > 0:54:45Hi.
0:54:47 > 0:54:49Can I ask you a question?
0:54:51 > 0:54:54What was Lindsay thinking?
0:55:03 > 0:55:04So, listen, don't worry about it.
0:55:04 > 0:55:07They'll appreciate it when they're older.
0:55:07 > 0:55:09I know. I just hate being hated.
0:55:09 > 0:55:12I love it.
0:55:12 > 0:55:15I don't have that relationship... You do.
0:55:15 > 0:55:18You know, you can tell me all your problems, really.
0:55:18 > 0:55:20I'm a solver.
0:55:20 > 0:55:23I once got an axle-grease stain out of silk.
0:55:23 > 0:55:25OK, solver, can you find me a job
0:55:25 > 0:55:28close to home with decent pay?
0:55:28 > 0:55:31And a dental plan for the cavity triplets?
0:55:31 > 0:55:33My husband - Ravi.
0:55:40 > 0:55:42Do you know where I can find a Ravi Prasad?
0:55:42 > 0:55:44Yeah, he's inside.
0:55:45 > 0:55:48You'll see, we're like one big family here.
0:55:48 > 0:55:50Now, the owner, Mr Massey, nice guy, very fair,
0:55:50 > 0:55:52but he's picky about who he hires.
0:55:52 > 0:55:54Hey, Ralphy, any takers on that lime-green baby?
0:55:54 > 0:55:56You wise guy.
0:55:56 > 0:56:00I still got five bucks says you'll sell it. You're on.
0:56:00 > 0:56:02We got stuck with this lime-green Lincoln.
0:56:02 > 0:56:05Been here for months. Mr Massey's offering a ham
0:56:05 > 0:56:06to the first person who can sell it.
0:56:06 > 0:56:08A ham? Oh, yeah.
0:56:08 > 0:56:11Guys are big on free meats around here.
0:56:11 > 0:56:14Now, listen. Mr Massey's a little nervous.
0:56:14 > 0:56:18He acted in his first on-camera TV commercial today.
0:56:18 > 0:56:20And see me, Mickey Massey, a name you can trust.
0:56:20 > 0:56:23Uh... Yeah, I forgot to point.
0:56:23 > 0:56:25You want a deal on a previously owned car?
0:56:25 > 0:56:29Well, come... Charlie! Charlie!
0:56:29 > 0:56:32It's me. Yeah. Commercial.
0:56:32 > 0:56:33KNOCKING
0:56:33 > 0:56:34'You want a deal on a previously owned car?
0:56:34 > 0:56:37'Then come to Massey Motors...' Come in.
0:56:37 > 0:56:38Thank you.
0:56:38 > 0:56:39< 'Yeah, I pointed the wrong way again.'
0:56:39 > 0:56:41Hi, I'm Helen.
0:56:41 > 0:56:44Sit. I'll be with you in a second. Just sit.
0:56:44 > 0:56:45'..to give you the best deal in town.'
0:56:45 > 0:56:48Remember - Massey means trust.
0:56:51 > 0:56:54- What'd you think of that? - I believe it.
0:56:54 > 0:56:57Don't. "Massey" doesn't mean trust.
0:56:57 > 0:57:01It means "hillside" in French. I can't do dishonest.
0:57:02 > 0:57:05Ravi, we're reshooting that commercial.
0:57:05 > 0:57:09Honest. We need an honest commercial, Ravi. All right?
0:57:09 > 0:57:12I'm sorry. Ms Helen Harris. OK. Yes.
0:57:12 > 0:57:15How long did you work as a secretary?
0:57:15 > 0:57:17Actually, I wasn't a secretary. As it states right there,
0:57:17 > 0:57:20I was an executive assistant to Dominique Courier,
0:57:20 > 0:57:23and I had a promise of promotion to agent.
0:57:23 > 0:57:24OK. >
0:57:24 > 0:57:26You seem like a nice girl, Helen.
0:57:26 > 0:57:29And you're a friend of Ravi and Nilma's.
0:57:29 > 0:57:32All right, we're looking for a receptionist.
0:57:32 > 0:57:35The pay is 17.50 an hour, the hours are 9:00 to 5:00.
0:57:35 > 0:57:37So, how does that suit you, hm?
0:57:37 > 0:57:40I always thought I could have a career in used cars one day.
0:57:40 > 0:57:43We don't sell used cars. Previously owned
0:57:43 > 0:57:46- or prior-owned cars. - Prior-owned.
0:57:46 > 0:57:51Now, you just have to pass one little test, OK?
0:57:55 > 0:57:57FEEDBACK
0:57:57 > 0:58:00Ravi to parts.
0:58:00 > 0:58:02Ravi to parts.
0:58:04 > 0:58:08LOUDER: Ravi to parts. Ravi to parts.
0:58:08 > 0:58:11Ralphy to the showroom.
0:58:11 > 0:58:13Ralphy to the showroom.
0:58:18 > 0:58:20Yeah?
0:58:22 > 0:58:23Helen to payroll.
0:58:38 > 0:58:40Hello.
0:58:47 > 0:58:51Oh! Ha ha ha ha! Oh!
0:58:51 > 0:58:56She made the cover! I know this girl. I know her.
0:58:56 > 0:58:59She looks beautiful. So how many copies do you want?
0:59:02 > 0:59:04None.
0:59:25 > 0:59:28Oh, good! Get your hands washed, guys.
0:59:28 > 0:59:30Hey, you, look, look, look. Hello, hello.
0:59:30 > 0:59:33Hello, sweetie. Mwah! Happy Mother's Day.
0:59:33 > 0:59:36HELEN: Hi. Happy Mother's Day.
0:59:36 > 0:59:38You! Aunt Jenny, hey.
0:59:38 > 0:59:40Oh, gosh. Everybody, please sit down.
0:59:40 > 0:59:43All right. We're going to eat right away.
0:59:43 > 0:59:49So, um, did you remember to bring your letter?
0:59:49 > 0:59:52Oh, of course I did. Mm-hmm. Oh.
0:59:52 > 0:59:53Not until you show me yours.
0:59:53 > 0:59:56Well, why don't we just do it after dinner?
0:59:57 > 0:59:59DOG BARKS Stay!
0:59:59 > 1:00:01WHIMPERS
1:00:01 > 1:00:04What happened with the train? Was there a delay?
1:00:04 > 1:00:07No, no. Audrey was making samosas at Nilma's,
1:00:07 > 1:00:11so we caught the next train. Mm-hmm. Just one?
1:00:11 > 1:00:14Well, they were hungry, so they ate them on the way.
1:00:14 > 1:00:16Huh.
1:00:16 > 1:00:18Can I help you with something, Jenny?
1:00:18 > 1:00:21You know what? I've got everything organised.
1:00:21 > 1:00:23Ooh. Ooh.
1:00:23 > 1:00:25Sweetie, what did Mommy say about kicking
1:00:25 > 1:00:26when she's having a conversation?
1:00:26 > 1:00:29You need to wait until she's finished.
1:00:29 > 1:00:31Thank you very much.
1:00:31 > 1:00:34Did you just boss around the unborn?
1:00:35 > 1:00:39It's never too early to start learning manners.
1:00:39 > 1:00:42OK, kids. We're ready.
1:00:43 > 1:00:46Whoa!
1:00:46 > 1:00:48Wow!
1:00:48 > 1:00:50Oh, my gosh. JENNY: Look at that. Hey, guys.
1:00:50 > 1:00:53Holy cow. Yeah.
1:00:53 > 1:00:54Oliver, did you wash your hands?
1:00:54 > 1:00:56Everything tastes great, honey.
1:00:56 > 1:00:58You shouldn't have had to cook on Mother's Day.
1:00:58 > 1:01:00You know I don't mind.
1:01:00 > 1:01:04Being a mom is the greatest job on earth.
1:01:05 > 1:01:07I know your mom felt that way.
1:01:09 > 1:01:11Jenny. What?
1:01:11 > 1:01:13We all love her. We miss her.
1:01:13 > 1:01:16We can mention her. Can't we?
1:01:16 > 1:01:18I don't like to.
1:01:20 > 1:01:23SARAH: Me neither.
1:01:27 > 1:01:29You know, would you kids like to talk about what you've been reading?
1:01:29 > 1:01:32Harry Potter. Harry Potter.
1:01:32 > 1:01:34Stuff by Shank 54.
1:01:34 > 1:01:37Huh. That sounds interesting. Who's that?
1:01:37 > 1:01:40He writes poems... on the side of our building.
1:01:40 > 1:01:42With spray paint at 4:00 in the morning.
1:01:42 > 1:01:44Sometimes I help when I can't sleep
1:01:44 > 1:01:45because Aunt Helen's on a date
1:01:45 > 1:01:49or Audrey's on the internet talking dirty
1:01:49 > 1:01:51or Sarah's crying because we forgot to feed her again.
1:01:51 > 1:01:53Henry! What?
1:01:55 > 1:01:58Jenny, no.
1:01:58 > 1:02:01Henry, what are you talking about?
1:02:01 > 1:02:03Is this some kind of joke?
1:02:03 > 1:02:06I don't know why you keep saying things like this.
1:02:06 > 1:02:08It's not funny!
1:02:08 > 1:02:10- I thought it was funny. - Thank you.
1:02:10 > 1:02:13Henry was making all of that up, Jenny.
1:02:13 > 1:02:15Jenny, what are you doing?
1:02:15 > 1:02:17"When a problem comes along you must whip it..." Give me my letter.
1:02:17 > 1:02:19"..before the cream..."
1:02:19 > 1:02:21Jenny, give me my letter. That's it?
1:02:21 > 1:02:24That's all she left behind to explain why she chose you?
1:02:24 > 1:02:27The lyrics to Whip It?! It makes sense to me.
1:02:27 > 1:02:30What is it with you two and that song?
1:02:30 > 1:02:32It's ridiculous. I don't get it.
1:02:32 > 1:02:34Exactly! What are you saying?
1:02:34 > 1:02:37That that's the point? That I'm no fun?
1:02:37 > 1:02:41That I don't get things? That I never make jokes?
1:02:41 > 1:02:43Show me your letter.
1:02:43 > 1:02:45No!
1:02:45 > 1:02:47No? No? What do you mean, no?
1:02:47 > 1:02:50We said you would read my letter and I would read yours.
1:02:50 > 1:02:53This is not a letter.
1:02:53 > 1:02:56These are lyrics. Nonsensical lyrics.
1:02:56 > 1:02:58This is not a letter! If this was a letter,
1:02:58 > 1:03:02you could read my letter, but this is not a letter!
1:03:02 > 1:03:04HELEN: Not a letter?
1:03:04 > 1:03:09What? You are a smug,
1:03:09 > 1:03:12bitter, colossal bitch!
1:03:12 > 1:03:15DOG WHIMPERS OK. Guys.
1:03:15 > 1:03:19I think this is a good time to take Origami for a walk.
1:03:19 > 1:03:21No, we'll miss the fight.
1:03:21 > 1:03:24If you're finished, I think I'd like to serve dessert.
1:03:26 > 1:03:28HELEN: You don't want to help me.
1:03:28 > 1:03:29You just want to judge me.
1:03:29 > 1:03:31Um, let's all go into the living room
1:03:31 > 1:03:34and listen to Jasmine play the piano with one arm.
1:03:34 > 1:03:37You just want to prove that you're a better mother than me
1:03:37 > 1:03:38and that Lindsay was wrong.
1:03:38 > 1:03:40Why would I need to prove that?
1:03:40 > 1:03:42Of course I'm a better mother than you!
1:03:42 > 1:03:45I've been doing it forever. But does that matter? No.
1:03:45 > 1:03:47She still chose you over me.
1:03:47 > 1:03:50Exactly! SHE chose, Jenny. Not me.
1:03:50 > 1:03:53I had no control over it.
1:03:53 > 1:03:58You're angry with me because of a decision that she made for me.
1:03:58 > 1:04:00# Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
1:04:00 > 1:04:01# Life is but... #
1:04:01 > 1:04:04I am giving up everything for these kids,
1:04:04 > 1:04:06and you have no idea what that's like.
1:04:06 > 1:04:08I don't know what it's like?
1:04:08 > 1:04:10How do you think I got this way?
1:04:10 > 1:04:14Whatever this way is that's so particularly unfun and funny.
1:04:14 > 1:04:17Who changed your diapers? Oh, don't start with that.
1:04:17 > 1:04:19Mom died when I was 7.
1:04:19 > 1:04:23Who fed you? Who baby-sat you?
1:04:23 > 1:04:24Lindsay was there, too.
1:04:24 > 1:04:26Lindsay was in New York, trying to be a dancer,
1:04:26 > 1:04:29and I was at home not having a normal childhood
1:04:29 > 1:04:31cos I was too busy being your mommy.
1:04:31 > 1:04:34And you're...tra-la-la Helen.
1:04:35 > 1:04:39So...free.
1:04:39 > 1:04:41Miss Party-party- all-night-long,
1:04:41 > 1:04:45and I never ever got to feel like that, ever.
1:04:47 > 1:04:50Not once.
1:04:54 > 1:04:56I don't want to fight anymore. >
1:05:00 > 1:05:02Happy mother's day.
1:05:10 > 1:05:12WHISTLE
1:05:12 > 1:05:1442 - foul.
1:05:14 > 1:05:16Flagrant!
1:05:16 > 1:05:17'One minute left.'
1:05:17 > 1:05:19Maybe I can come see you DJ sometime.
1:05:19 > 1:05:20I don't know, Miss Audrey.
1:05:20 > 1:05:24I'm not spinning no kids' birthday parties, you know?
1:05:24 > 1:05:26- You got a fake ID? - Of course.
1:05:28 > 1:05:30'Nurse Wilson says he's OK.'
1:05:31 > 1:05:34When is Henry gonna play, Aunt Helen?
1:05:34 > 1:05:37Uh...
1:05:37 > 1:05:38Hey, coach!
1:05:38 > 1:05:40This isn't the NBA finals.
1:05:40 > 1:05:43What happens to "everybody plays"? Why don't you put Henry in?
1:05:43 > 1:05:463, 2, 1.
1:05:46 > 1:05:48And Saint Barbara's wins.
1:05:51 > 1:05:52- Excuse me. - Yes?
1:05:52 > 1:05:54Hi. Excuse me.
1:05:54 > 1:05:56What is your problem? Aunt Helen, please.
1:05:56 > 1:05:58He could be one of your best players.
1:05:58 > 1:06:03He doesn't want to play, so you need to square that away with him.
1:06:03 > 1:06:04You're the coach.
1:06:04 > 1:06:06< Just forget about it.
1:06:06 > 1:06:08I'm gonna go change.
1:06:09 > 1:06:12I'm sorry that I yelled at you, Dan,
1:06:12 > 1:06:14But I've been battling with the kids,
1:06:14 > 1:06:16I'm fighting with my sister,
1:06:16 > 1:06:19and we're too stubborn to talk to each other.
1:06:19 > 1:06:22I guess I'm just...edgy.
1:06:22 > 1:06:25Hey, nobody ever said it was gonna be easy. Right?
1:06:26 > 1:06:29Yeah, try doing it on your own.
1:06:29 > 1:06:31We got a lot of people around here who do.
1:06:31 > 1:06:33Matt Higgins' mom, she took a pay cut.
1:06:33 > 1:06:35She works out of her house.
1:06:35 > 1:06:39Tommy Meyer's dad is with the kids all day long, then he works at night.
1:06:39 > 1:06:41I mean, it's tough, but it can be done.
1:06:41 > 1:06:46- Hey, you know what you need? - A nanny? But I can't afford one.
1:06:46 > 1:06:49You need some fun. I'm just the man to provide it.
1:06:49 > 1:06:51What are you doing on Sunday?
1:06:51 > 1:06:55- Going to church, of course. - Yeah, right.
1:06:55 > 1:06:57Nice try.
1:06:57 > 1:06:59You and the kids. Sunday afternoon.
1:06:59 > 1:07:02What do you have in mind?
1:07:03 > 1:07:07Today we're at the Central Park Zoo, where every spring a prayer is said,
1:07:07 > 1:07:10blessing the animals and the newborn babies.
1:07:10 > 1:07:12REPORTER: Pastor?
1:07:12 > 1:07:15Dear Lord, we humbly ask that you bless these animals
1:07:15 > 1:07:18and all your creatures throughout the world.
1:07:18 > 1:07:20Blessed are you, Lord. Amen.
1:07:24 > 1:07:27OK, who wants a private tour of the zoo, huh?
1:07:27 > 1:07:30SARAH: Yeah! All right, Pastor Dan!
1:07:30 > 1:07:33MUSIC: "At the Zoo" by Simon and Garfunkel
1:07:34 > 1:07:37# I do believe it
1:07:37 > 1:07:40# I do believe it's true
1:07:40 > 1:07:44# Mm-hm-hm
1:07:44 > 1:07:46# Mm-hm-hm
1:07:46 > 1:07:49# Whoa-oh
1:07:49 > 1:07:51# Mm-hm-hm
1:07:51 > 1:07:54# It's a light and tumble journey
1:07:54 > 1:07:57# From the East Side to the Park
1:07:57 > 1:08:02# Just a fine and fancy ramble to the zoo
1:08:02 > 1:08:06# But you can take a crosstown bus
1:08:06 > 1:08:08# If it's raining or it's cold
1:08:08 > 1:08:14# And the animals will love it If you do
1:08:14 > 1:08:17# If you do
1:08:17 > 1:08:18# Something tells me
1:08:18 > 1:08:21# It's all happening at the zoo. #
1:08:21 > 1:08:23We had a really great time.
1:08:23 > 1:08:25I did, too. I'm glad you guys came.
1:08:25 > 1:08:27- Thanks again, Pastor Dan. - Sure.
1:08:27 > 1:08:28Hey, hey, hey, hey!
1:08:28 > 1:08:31Thank you, Pastor Dan. Loved the sea lions.
1:08:31 > 1:08:33Henry, give that back to her.
1:08:33 > 1:08:36Don't do that. That's not nice.
1:08:36 > 1:08:37He is so bad sometimes.
1:08:37 > 1:08:38They're cute, though.
1:08:38 > 1:08:41I'm not very good at this, so I'm just gonna ask.
1:08:41 > 1:08:43You want to go out with me sometime?
1:08:43 > 1:08:44What?
1:08:44 > 1:08:46You and me, on a date.
1:08:46 > 1:08:49Oh, no. I made you abandon your vows?
1:08:49 > 1:08:53I know you think that I'm probably worth it, and I'm not.
1:08:53 > 1:08:56Go back to God. I can't be responsible for this.
1:08:56 > 1:08:59Hey, Helen. I'm a pastor.
1:08:59 > 1:09:02I'm a Lutheran minister. I can date.
1:09:02 > 1:09:05I can get married, have kids, watch dirty movies.
1:09:05 > 1:09:07- Oh, really? - Yeah.
1:09:07 > 1:09:10Ok, I can't watch dirty movies, but we're pushing for it.
1:09:10 > 1:09:13So, you know... What do you say?
1:09:13 > 1:09:16I'm really flattered, Dan, but I...
1:09:16 > 1:09:17I can't.
1:09:17 > 1:09:19I'm sorry.
1:09:19 > 1:09:22I had a great day, though, today.
1:09:25 > 1:09:27OK.
1:09:27 > 1:09:29Pastor Dan just asked me out.
1:09:29 > 1:09:30AUDREY: That is so weird.
1:09:30 > 1:09:34I can hear you. I'm still right here, OK?
1:09:34 > 1:09:37Go! Go inside and do that.
1:09:37 > 1:09:40Huh! Way to go, Pastor Dan.
1:09:44 > 1:09:46The guy on stilts was a great gimmick.
1:09:46 > 1:09:48It beats balloons and bunting.
1:09:48 > 1:09:50Thank you so much.
1:09:50 > 1:09:53There are a couple of customers wandering outside.
1:09:53 > 1:09:55Focus the wanderers.
1:09:55 > 1:09:58(HELEN) Sales associate to the parking lot, please.
1:09:58 > 1:10:01Sales associate to the parking lot.
1:10:03 > 1:10:05Sales associate?
1:10:05 > 1:10:08Leo! The guy on stilts is looking down my shirt.
1:10:12 > 1:10:15Hey! Mini-me! Watch I don't break your kneecaps.
1:10:15 > 1:10:17Think you can reach them? >
1:10:17 > 1:10:19Hi, Helen Harris. Welcome to Massey Motors.
1:10:19 > 1:10:21- Leo Dileo. - Pleasure.
1:10:21 > 1:10:24- Ahem! - And that's Renee DeCarlo.
1:10:24 > 1:10:25- Hi, Renee. - Hi.
1:10:25 > 1:10:30All right, let's see If we can find you something you like. Follow me.
1:10:30 > 1:10:32You know, I bought a lot of used cars, but...
1:10:32 > 1:10:34Previously owned.
1:10:34 > 1:10:36We got a nice silver Volvo there.
1:10:36 > 1:10:38It's a great family car, if you have family.
1:10:38 > 1:10:41- Just a rich bachelor. - That's what I thought.
1:10:41 > 1:10:43You don't want this one. Oh, wow!
1:10:43 > 1:10:46Oh, I forgot we had this baby.
1:10:46 > 1:10:48I think I know why. It looks like a jukebox.
1:10:48 > 1:10:51Oh, only a handful of these were made.
1:10:51 > 1:10:53Earmarked for special customers only.
1:10:53 > 1:10:58Like in the old days When guys like Elvis Presley and Frank Sinatra
1:10:58 > 1:11:01used to special-order their cars right from the factory.
1:11:03 > 1:11:04You're kidding.
1:11:04 > 1:11:11Sir, three things we don't joke about - Elvis, Sinatra, and Lincolns.
1:11:11 > 1:11:14But, like I said, for special customers only.
1:11:14 > 1:11:18Honey, I own every hot dog stand in Rockaway.
1:11:18 > 1:11:23Not the beach, but, still, I can afford to pay well over sticker for this, and cash.
1:11:23 > 1:11:26It's getting a little windy. Are you sure it's all right?
1:11:26 > 1:11:27- Yeah, it's OK. - OK. You sure?
1:11:27 > 1:11:30You want a deal on a previously owned car? Then come to Massey Motors,
1:11:30 > 1:11:33where you can see me, Mickey Massey. It's a...
1:11:33 > 1:11:35- Ohh! - Mickey, mickey.
1:11:35 > 1:11:37You're not gonna believe it! She sold it.
1:11:43 > 1:11:46Bye, Leo. Drive safely.
1:11:48 > 1:11:49She gets a ham.
1:11:51 > 1:11:53Aah! Ha ha ha ha!
1:11:53 > 1:11:54Yes, I did.
1:11:54 > 1:11:57Hey, kids. I'm home.
1:11:57 > 1:11:59Do we have mustard?
1:11:59 > 1:12:00I don't know. Why?
1:12:00 > 1:12:03Because we got ham.
1:12:03 > 1:12:05I sold a car!
1:12:05 > 1:12:07Yay, Aunt Helen!
1:12:07 > 1:12:09Go long, Henry, go long!
1:12:09 > 1:12:13SCREAMING
1:12:13 > 1:12:16- And she takes him down. - Who's got the pigskin now?
1:12:16 > 1:12:18I don't know.
1:12:23 > 1:12:26OK.
1:12:26 > 1:12:28Hey! What's up?
1:12:28 > 1:12:31Hippo's mommy and daddy are still on vacation.
1:12:37 > 1:12:39We're gonna go slice the ham.
1:12:39 > 1:12:41I'm the man, I should slice the ham.
1:12:41 > 1:12:43You're no man.
1:12:43 > 1:12:45They've been gone a long time.
1:12:45 > 1:12:48That's because they went really far away.
1:12:48 > 1:12:50Where did they go?
1:12:54 > 1:12:57Honey? Sarah, where did they go?
1:12:58 > 1:13:00Heaven.
1:13:02 > 1:13:06That's right, sweetie. That's right.
1:13:06 > 1:13:10And now there's no-one to give him a birthday party.
1:13:11 > 1:13:13When's Hippo's birthday?
1:13:13 > 1:13:14Now.
1:13:14 > 1:13:16Now?
1:13:18 > 1:13:20Say "Hippo."
1:13:20 > 1:13:22ALL: Hippo!
1:13:22 > 1:13:26- It's a keeper. - Oh, great.
1:13:26 > 1:13:29Vince, thanks again for doing this on such short notice.
1:13:29 > 1:13:31You're sure hanging out with a new crowd these days.
1:13:31 > 1:13:33Well, tonight is a very special night.
1:13:33 > 1:13:36- You see, it's Hippo's... - Ooh, excuse me.
1:13:36 > 1:13:37The VIPs. Excuse me.
1:13:42 > 1:13:44Hey, Vince. We're here to celebrate.
1:13:44 > 1:13:46Devon just got the new Polo campaign.
1:13:46 > 1:13:48Yeah, he's the Ralph Lauren underwear guy.
1:13:48 > 1:13:49VINCE: Congratulations.
1:13:49 > 1:13:52Hey, Devon. Congrats.
1:13:52 > 1:13:55- Are you ready for your dessert? - Yes, please.
1:13:55 > 1:13:57Can I get you coffee or tea?
1:13:57 > 1:14:00Ooh, can I get a cappuccino, please?
1:14:00 > 1:14:02Decaf. And I'll have a real one.
1:14:02 > 1:14:05- OK. - And I'll have a Singapore Sling.
1:14:06 > 1:14:09Hey, Jerome. Excuse me, Jerome.
1:14:09 > 1:14:12Hi. Do you think you could sing Happy Birthday?
1:14:12 > 1:14:13Who's the birthday kid?
1:14:13 > 1:14:16Actually, it's Hippo's birthday.
1:14:18 > 1:14:21- You want me to sing to a hippo? - Yeah.
1:14:21 > 1:14:24- I'll take care of it. - Thank you.
1:14:25 > 1:14:28All right. What have we got? Ooh, skulls.
1:14:28 > 1:14:31Another round of double-cherry Shirley Temples.
1:14:31 > 1:14:35Oh, no, no. At 12.50 a pop, I don't think so.
1:14:35 > 1:14:36And this is for you, Helen.
1:14:36 > 1:14:39Compliments of the gentleman right over there.
1:14:48 > 1:14:49(Thank you.)
1:14:54 > 1:14:57Ok, here we go. Oh, wow.
1:14:58 > 1:15:00For the hippo.
1:15:00 > 1:15:02JEROME BEATBOXES
1:15:02 > 1:15:04RAPS: Happy birthday
1:15:04 > 1:15:05Happy birthday
1:15:05 > 1:15:09Happy birthday to you
1:15:09 > 1:15:10Aw, yeah.
1:15:10 > 1:15:13Happy birthday to you
1:15:13 > 1:15:15Hip-pa-pa-hip-pa-pa-hippo
1:15:15 > 1:15:16Happy...
1:15:16 > 1:15:18HE BEATBOXES
1:15:19 > 1:15:20Birthday...
1:15:20 > 1:15:22To...
1:15:25 > 1:15:27..You.
1:15:27 > 1:15:29ALL: Yay!
1:15:29 > 1:15:31Yay! Blow out the candle.
1:15:31 > 1:15:33ALL: Yay!
1:15:33 > 1:15:36- Wait, Nilma! - Everybody get in the car.
1:15:36 > 1:15:38Wait! I forgot the money for their lunch.
1:15:38 > 1:15:40No, no. I packed lunch.
1:15:40 > 1:15:42If they want to buy a book or something...
1:15:42 > 1:15:43You relax. You're a free woman.
1:15:43 > 1:15:45Have fun. We should be back at 5:00 from the museum.
1:15:45 > 1:15:47OK. Have fun.
1:15:47 > 1:15:50Hi, Helen. You want to play some dominoes
1:15:50 > 1:15:52with me and Artie over sandwiches?
1:15:52 > 1:15:55Oh, no. I got so much I have to do. Thank you.
1:15:55 > 1:15:58Well, maybe another time.
1:15:58 > 1:16:00PLAYS JAZZ TUNE
1:16:03 > 1:16:04BELL PEALS
1:16:15 > 1:16:17- Helen! - Hey!
1:16:19 > 1:16:20Oh! HELEN LAUGHS
1:16:20 > 1:16:23I'm... I'm fine. I was just, um...
1:16:23 > 1:16:26Trying to see if you had the nerve to drop in on me?
1:16:26 > 1:16:28After you gave me the Heisman?
1:16:28 > 1:16:29What?
1:16:29 > 1:16:31Heisman? Whoa, back off!
1:16:31 > 1:16:33Oh. I know, but...
1:16:33 > 1:16:35Are you free?
1:16:35 > 1:16:38- What? - Are you free?
1:16:38 > 1:16:41No. Actually, I'm not.
1:16:41 > 1:16:43I got a lunch date.
1:16:45 > 1:16:47You can come with me, though.
1:16:47 > 1:16:50MUSIC "Get Ready For This" by 2 Unlimited
1:16:54 > 1:16:58Pastor Dan, the holy goalie, just checked Father Rodriguez.
1:17:03 > 1:17:06# Y'all ready for this? #
1:17:06 > 1:17:10We have a guest referee with us today, ladies and gentlemen.
1:17:10 > 1:17:13He's a ten-year veteran of the Ice-capades, Mr Scotty Buttons.
1:17:13 > 1:17:15ORGAN PLAYS
1:17:15 > 1:17:17We got your back.
1:17:17 > 1:17:20Score is still six to six.
1:17:34 > 1:17:38Goal by Rabbi Levine.
1:17:38 > 1:17:40ORGAN MUSIC: "Hava Nagila"
1:17:44 > 1:17:45Yeah!
1:17:45 > 1:17:50Join us next week when the Clergy of the Cloth take on the Storming Mormons.
1:17:50 > 1:17:54There were literally four people living in a shoebox apartment,
1:17:54 > 1:17:56cos they couldn't make the rent.
1:17:56 > 1:18:00- It's so expensive. It's ridiculous. - Yeah.
1:18:00 > 1:18:01Thank you.
1:18:03 > 1:18:04I had a really wonderful time.
1:18:06 > 1:18:07Dan.
1:18:10 > 1:18:14I'm sorry. It's a little weird, don't you think?
1:18:14 > 1:18:16What, because I'm a pastor?
1:18:16 > 1:18:20Well, you know, I usually get the freaky women who are turned on by it
1:18:20 > 1:18:25or the guilt-ridden ones who can't get over it.
1:18:25 > 1:18:26You don't think I'm sexy?
1:18:26 > 1:18:30- Cos I'm not a party-hoppin'... - Oh, I didn't say that.
1:18:30 > 1:18:32...club kind of guy.
1:18:32 > 1:18:34Oh, stop it.
1:18:34 > 1:18:36Let me tell you something.
1:18:37 > 1:18:40I got news for you, little lady.
1:18:40 > 1:18:42I'm sexy.
1:18:42 > 1:18:46Yeah. I'm a sexy man of God,
1:18:46 > 1:18:48and I know it.
1:18:54 > 1:18:56Hold it.
1:18:57 > 1:19:00Now, that was kinda sexy.
1:19:20 > 1:19:25Um, Nilma, have you met the Principal of our school?
1:19:25 > 1:19:27- Hi. - Hi.
1:19:27 > 1:19:28Hi.
1:19:28 > 1:19:32- I gotta go. Thank you. - Yeah. Thank you.
1:19:33 > 1:19:37So, uh... I guess we're all getting As.
1:19:37 > 1:19:40ALL: Yeah! All right, ok!
1:19:40 > 1:19:43Go, Helen! Go, Helen!
1:19:43 > 1:19:45MUSIC: "Sweetest Pain" by Haylie Duff
1:19:45 > 1:19:49# I'm a fool for you, baby, a fool for your love
1:19:49 > 1:19:51# I'm just a fool for you, baby
1:19:51 > 1:19:52# There's something about us
1:19:52 > 1:19:55# I'm just a fool for you, baby
1:19:55 > 1:19:59# And nothing's gonna change
1:19:59 > 1:20:03# And maybe it's my sweetest pain
1:20:03 > 1:20:05# My sweetest pain
1:20:05 > 1:20:08# Fool for you, baby It's driving me nuts
1:20:08 > 1:20:10# Uh-uh-uh-uh
1:20:10 > 1:20:13# Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh. #
1:20:18 > 1:20:20It's really not that big of a deal, Dan.
1:20:20 > 1:20:23Hey, she was caught making out with BZ.
1:20:23 > 1:20:25Ok, not so good.
1:20:25 > 1:20:28While cutting class.
1:20:28 > 1:20:29Also not so good.
1:20:29 > 1:20:30In the balcony in my church.
1:20:30 > 1:20:35How can I come down on her for something we were caught doing a few days ago?
1:20:35 > 1:20:38Because you're the adult and she's the child.
1:20:38 > 1:20:42She's gotta know you're serious. Kids need boundaries. You know that.
1:20:42 > 1:20:48But, Aunt Helen, it's a big deal that a senior asked me to the prom.
1:20:48 > 1:20:50I mean, what do you want me to do, find another senior?
1:20:50 > 1:20:53Yes.
1:20:53 > 1:20:55Audrey, I want to treat you like an adult,
1:20:55 > 1:20:59but I do not want you to go to the prom with BZ.
1:20:59 > 1:21:02If you go with him, I'll be very disappointed.
1:21:05 > 1:21:07- OK. - OK.
1:21:07 > 1:21:09So, will you help me find a dress?
1:21:09 > 1:21:11Yes, I'll find you a dress.
1:21:11 > 1:21:13OK.
1:21:13 > 1:21:15In the balcony of the church?
1:21:15 > 1:21:17It seemed like a good idea at the time.
1:21:17 > 1:21:21- You are so going to hell. - Hey!
1:21:21 > 1:21:23Spider!
1:21:24 > 1:21:27OK. Cradle.
1:21:31 > 1:21:34All right, guys, shoot.
1:21:34 > 1:21:36Whoo!
1:21:36 > 1:21:38Ok. Hit the showers.
1:21:39 > 1:21:42Henry, pick up the balls.
1:21:44 > 1:21:47Hey! Give me one of those. Come on.
1:21:52 > 1:21:53Let's go.
1:21:53 > 1:21:55Take a shot.
1:21:56 > 1:21:59Come on. You gotta get fired up for your game.
1:21:59 > 1:22:01I am. Can't you tell?
1:22:01 > 1:22:03Yahoo(!)
1:22:04 > 1:22:06Oh, Henry.
1:22:06 > 1:22:09OK. Henry?
1:22:09 > 1:22:11Let's talk.
1:22:11 > 1:22:13You used to love to play sports.
1:22:13 > 1:22:16Sit down.
1:22:18 > 1:22:20You and your dad used to play basketball
1:22:20 > 1:22:23till it was too dark to even see the hoop.
1:22:23 > 1:22:25Even when I missed, he'd always count it.
1:22:25 > 1:22:28He called it "giving me the benefit of the dark."
1:22:32 > 1:22:36- It's OK to smile about it. - No, it's not.
1:22:36 > 1:22:39- And it's OK to play sports. - No.
1:22:39 > 1:22:42- Why? - Because he can't play any more.
1:22:42 > 1:22:44Because everyone kept saying Mom and Dad are up in heaven
1:22:44 > 1:22:46and they're looking down on us always.
1:22:46 > 1:22:50Well, if he is, I'm not gonna make him feel bad about not playing.
1:22:50 > 1:22:55Like if you're having a good time without him, you're rubbing it in?
1:22:55 > 1:22:56Yeah.
1:22:56 > 1:23:00Henry. The only thing sadder than them not being here
1:23:00 > 1:23:02is knowing that by not being here,
1:23:02 > 1:23:04you're not doing what you love.
1:23:04 > 1:23:06They want you to be happy.
1:23:06 > 1:23:09But then it's like I'm just forgetting them.
1:23:09 > 1:23:12No, it's not. No.
1:23:12 > 1:23:15Cos every time you smile,
1:23:15 > 1:23:18or laugh,
1:23:18 > 1:23:21or enjoy your life,
1:23:21 > 1:23:23it makes their dreams come true.
1:23:25 > 1:23:27Besides, if they are looking down,
1:23:27 > 1:23:30you really want them to be stuck watching a lousy game?
1:23:30 > 1:23:34No. My dad hates a lousy game.
1:23:43 > 1:23:45Ooh...
1:23:45 > 1:23:47Come on.
1:23:49 > 1:23:51Yeah!
1:23:51 > 1:23:55Yes. I am the senior class treasurer. And I just...
1:23:55 > 1:23:57I want to say that I'm very honoured
1:23:57 > 1:23:59to be taking Audrey to my prom tonight.
1:23:59 > 1:24:01I want you to know that.
1:24:01 > 1:24:03Thank you.
1:24:03 > 1:24:05Breathe.
1:24:05 > 1:24:07Hey. Take a look. I got a wig on.
1:24:09 > 1:24:11AUDREY: I'm gonna come out now.
1:24:13 > 1:24:16How do I look?
1:24:18 > 1:24:20You look just like your mother.
1:24:24 > 1:24:27Thank you, Peter.
1:24:27 > 1:24:29OK, we're gonna go.
1:24:29 > 1:24:33Wait, wait, wait, wait! I want to... We have to have a picture.
1:24:33 > 1:24:35OK, get closer. Smile.
1:24:39 > 1:24:42All right, welcome to the senior prom,
1:24:42 > 1:24:45Bridges of Friendship. Coming up next, ladies' choice.
1:24:45 > 1:24:48I hear there's actually some punch in the vodka.
1:24:48 > 1:24:51DJ: Guys, your choice later.
1:24:53 > 1:24:54Who is it?
1:24:54 > 1:24:56Er...Prom King.
1:24:56 > 1:24:59HELEN GIGGLES
1:24:59 > 1:25:01Hey, I thought we could have our own little prom.
1:25:01 > 1:25:05Where's the little kids at? They're sleeping.
1:25:05 > 1:25:08Doesn't the Principal have to police the prom?
1:25:08 > 1:25:10Don't worry. Lagambina's looking out for Audrey.
1:25:12 > 1:25:15What is this?
1:25:15 > 1:25:18MUSIC: "Feels Like Rain" by John Hiatt
1:25:18 > 1:25:21# Down here the river
1:25:21 > 1:25:24# Meets the sea
1:25:30 > 1:25:34# And in the sticky heat I feel you
1:25:34 > 1:25:38# Open up to me
1:25:42 > 1:25:46# Love comes out of nowhere... #
1:25:46 > 1:25:48PHONE RINGS
1:25:53 > 1:25:55- I should get it. - OK.
1:26:01 > 1:26:03Hello. Hello?
1:26:03 > 1:26:05TURNS MUSIC DOWN
1:26:05 > 1:26:08What?
1:26:08 > 1:26:11Uh...What? I-I'm sorry.
1:26:11 > 1:26:15Can you hear me now? Yes. This is Mrs Lagambina.
1:26:15 > 1:26:16Yeah, hi.
1:26:16 > 1:26:19I don't mean to worry you, but Audrey's not here.
1:26:19 > 1:26:22She arrived with Peter, but she seems to have gone off with BZ.
1:26:22 > 1:26:25Oh!
1:26:25 > 1:26:28I understand. Thank you for calling.
1:26:28 > 1:26:33Dan. That was the school. Audrey left the prom with BZ.
1:26:33 > 1:26:38They overheard some kids saying that BZ was bragging about taking her to a motel.
1:26:38 > 1:26:41- What motel? - They wouldn't say.
1:26:41 > 1:26:44Ok. They're gonna tell me. Just...come here.
1:26:44 > 1:26:47I just...it's just that I knew it. - Don't worry.
1:26:47 > 1:26:49I'll call you from the prom. Don't worry.
1:26:51 > 1:26:52Audrey!
1:26:54 > 1:26:56Ugh!
1:26:56 > 1:27:01Ed, do you know that a lot of celebrities are knitting now?
1:27:01 > 1:27:02Isn't that interesting?
1:27:02 > 1:27:04PHONE RINGS Wow!
1:27:04 > 1:27:05Hello.
1:27:05 > 1:27:07Ed. It's Helen.
1:27:09 > 1:27:11I need Jenny.
1:27:12 > 1:27:14It's Helen.
1:27:14 > 1:27:16Really?
1:27:19 > 1:27:21Hello?
1:27:24 > 1:27:26- Hey! - What have you found out?
1:27:26 > 1:27:28Thank you.
1:27:28 > 1:27:30- So what do you know? - Nothing yet.
1:27:30 > 1:27:33Dan's at the gym, seeing if he can get something out of BZ's friends.
1:27:35 > 1:27:37No. Thank you for your time.
1:27:37 > 1:27:39Jenny, we have called over 20 motels.
1:27:39 > 1:27:41BZ has a car, he could be anywhere.
1:27:41 > 1:27:45They could be in the middle of Ronkonkoma for all we know.
1:27:45 > 1:27:47- Did you let her have a credit card? - No.
1:27:47 > 1:27:51OK. What about your credit cards? Check your wallet.
1:27:51 > 1:27:53I'm having a banana.
1:28:00 > 1:28:03- My Visa's gone. - OK.
1:28:04 > 1:28:07I'm gonna call Visa and check your recent activity.
1:28:07 > 1:28:09If she's used it, they'll know where.
1:28:09 > 1:28:12- Quite the detective. - No, I'm a mom.
1:28:14 > 1:28:17I need your help, Nilma!
1:28:17 > 1:28:18- Let me at 'em. - No, no.
1:28:18 > 1:28:21Could you watch Henry and Sarah, please? I'll explain later.
1:28:21 > 1:28:25Ravi, just watch the kids. I'm going to help Helen again, OK?
1:28:26 > 1:28:29Look, if you don't tell me, I'm gonna suspend your asses so long,
1:28:29 > 1:28:32you're gonna be getting social security when you graduate.
1:28:32 > 1:28:34Where are they?
1:28:37 > 1:28:40Jenny, I'm sorry you had to come all the way out.
1:28:40 > 1:28:41It's all right. It's all right.
1:28:41 > 1:28:44MOBILE RINGS
1:28:44 > 1:28:45Audrey?
1:28:45 > 1:28:47Helen. I know where they are.
1:28:47 > 1:28:49Oh, Dan. So do we. We're halfway there.
1:28:49 > 1:28:51OK. I'll meet you.
1:28:51 > 1:28:53No. This is something I have to do by myself.
1:28:53 > 1:28:56I should come with you. 'Dan, please. It's pretty...'
1:28:56 > 1:28:59PHONE CUTS OUT Hello?
1:28:59 > 1:29:00Hello?
1:29:04 > 1:29:07We're getting closer. It's just down the street.
1:29:08 > 1:29:10Jenny: There it is!
1:29:18 > 1:29:20I don't know. I don't know, lady.
1:29:20 > 1:29:21Give me the key.
1:29:21 > 1:29:23There's laws against these things.
1:29:23 > 1:29:26There's laws against renting rooms to minors. Now give me the key.
1:29:26 > 1:29:28- Hey, I don't want any trouble. - Give me the key.
1:29:28 > 1:29:30I need that key back. Don't forget it.
1:29:30 > 1:29:32What, do you think I want to live here?
1:29:32 > 1:29:35I'd rather sleep in a field, you crazy man. Come on.
1:29:35 > 1:29:38- Now, he said they're in 205, OK? - OK.
1:29:38 > 1:29:41You gotta go in there with both guns blazing.
1:29:41 > 1:29:42I know.
1:29:42 > 1:29:44- Rip 'em a new one, OK? - I know. I got it.
1:29:44 > 1:29:46Take charge and get her outta there.
1:29:46 > 1:29:48OK.
1:29:49 > 1:29:55(OK, so just say "housekeeping" or something. Get the door open.)
1:29:56 > 1:29:58I can't do it.
1:29:58 > 1:29:59What?
1:29:59 > 1:30:00I can't do this.
1:30:00 > 1:30:02I can't go in there. She's gonna hate me.
1:30:02 > 1:30:05She's gonna hate you if you don't.
1:30:05 > 1:30:07I can't do it.
1:30:07 > 1:30:10Jenny, I'm not you, OK? I can't do it.
1:30:14 > 1:30:17Please, just... please?
1:30:18 > 1:30:20OK. OK.
1:30:22 > 1:30:25KNOCKS
1:30:25 > 1:30:27Housekeeping. We're already asleep.
1:30:27 > 1:30:29Could you come back in the morning, please?
1:30:39 > 1:30:41Aunt Jenny? What are you doing here? How did you find...
1:30:41 > 1:30:45You have ten seconds to get your things together and get in the car.
1:30:45 > 1:30:48Stay! Ten...
1:30:48 > 1:30:50You're not my mother, if you haven't noticed.
1:30:50 > 1:30:52No. But I love you very much
1:30:52 > 1:30:57and I will be your worst nightmare if you don't get in that car now!
1:30:57 > 1:31:01Seven, six... But we're not ready to go yet.
1:31:01 > 1:31:03Oh, you're not ready?
1:31:03 > 1:31:05Well... well, are you ready for this?
1:31:05 > 1:31:09I don't think so. Are you ready to be a parent?
1:31:09 > 1:31:11I don't think so!
1:31:11 > 1:31:13Four,
1:31:13 > 1:31:16Three...
1:31:16 > 1:31:19Are you happy? You just ruined my entire life.
1:31:19 > 1:31:22Well, we'll fix it later.
1:31:22 > 1:31:24Two...
1:31:25 > 1:31:28You! Chill out, Mommy.
1:31:28 > 1:31:30Hey. It's all good.
1:31:30 > 1:31:32Don't you talk to me like that.
1:31:32 > 1:31:33It's just prom.
1:31:33 > 1:31:35You listen to me.
1:31:35 > 1:31:39If you ever so much as blink in her direction again,
1:31:39 > 1:31:44I can and will bury you so far in the ground
1:31:44 > 1:31:46that the heat from the earth's core
1:31:46 > 1:31:48will incinerate your sorry ass!
1:31:48 > 1:31:52Do you understand me? Yes, ma'am.
1:31:56 > 1:32:00By the way, you're not a bad person,
1:32:00 > 1:32:03but this is very bad behaviour.
1:32:03 > 1:32:06Very bad behaviour.
1:32:24 > 1:32:25< AUDREY: Go away!
1:32:25 > 1:32:28< I'm never speaking to either of you.
1:32:28 > 1:32:30She's gonna be fine. She's gonna be just fine.
1:32:32 > 1:32:35It was so nice to meet you. And thank you for your help.
1:32:35 > 1:32:38Sure. So. Come here.
1:32:41 > 1:32:45So I'll just come pack up the kids in the morning, and, um...
1:32:46 > 1:32:49You're doing the right thing.
1:32:51 > 1:32:52You are.
1:32:52 > 1:32:54OK.
1:32:58 > 1:33:00So good night.
1:33:01 > 1:33:03Good night, Jenny.
1:33:10 > 1:33:12You want me to make you a cup of tea?
1:33:15 > 1:33:17No, thanks.
1:33:18 > 1:33:21I think it would be best for me if you just go.
1:33:22 > 1:33:25Why?
1:33:25 > 1:33:27I'm not a mom.
1:33:27 > 1:33:32I'm not girlfriend material. I'm not brave.
1:33:32 > 1:33:34I'm not anything you need.
1:33:34 > 1:33:37Hey, Helen. No, please.
1:33:37 > 1:33:38Don't.
1:33:38 > 1:33:41Please, Dan.
1:33:49 > 1:33:53DOOR OPENS/CLOSES
1:34:02 > 1:34:05OK. So, then, if you want to come on Sunday, great,
1:34:05 > 1:34:07and you just figure that out. All right.
1:34:07 > 1:34:10And then say good-bye to the kids.
1:34:13 > 1:34:17Hey. You make sure hippo has a night-light
1:34:17 > 1:34:19so he doesn't get scared in the dark, OK?
1:34:24 > 1:34:27Henry. Don't worry about it.
1:34:28 > 1:34:30OK.
1:34:33 > 1:34:36I know you're mad.
1:34:36 > 1:34:38I'd be mad, too.
1:34:38 > 1:34:42But, really, Audrey, I'm only thinking of you.
1:34:43 > 1:34:44I got you guys something.
1:34:44 > 1:34:47I thought you might like it.
1:34:49 > 1:34:52Oh, that's darling.
1:34:52 > 1:34:54OK, say goodbye to Helen.
1:35:23 > 1:35:26Ibsen wrote, "not all women are meant to be mothers."
1:35:26 > 1:35:28And I have to say I agree with him.
1:35:28 > 1:35:30Fashion and family do not mix.
1:35:30 > 1:35:32But, you know, there can be exceptions.
1:35:32 > 1:35:34Exceptions?
1:35:36 > 1:35:38Would you like some tea? No, thank you.
1:35:38 > 1:35:41Exceptions like...?
1:35:41 > 1:35:43Tinka.
1:35:43 > 1:35:45Tinka.
1:35:45 > 1:35:47She wants you to be her agent, of all things.
1:35:47 > 1:35:52And, as she is one of our biggest earners right now, well...
1:35:54 > 1:35:56I want you back.
1:35:57 > 1:35:59# "Thinking Over" by Dana Glover
1:35:59 > 1:36:02Press on this thing, makes that big boom sound?
1:36:02 > 1:36:05Softer. OK? Softer. Thanks.
1:36:06 > 1:36:10# And I'm running out of time
1:36:10 > 1:36:14# I can feel that it's the season
1:36:14 > 1:36:17# It's time to make up my mind
1:36:17 > 1:36:22# And I can't really tell you what I'm gonna do
1:36:22 > 1:36:26# There are so many thoughts in my head
1:36:26 > 1:36:29# There are two roads to walk down
1:36:29 > 1:36:30# And one road to choose
1:36:30 > 1:36:34# So I'm thinking over the things that you've said
1:36:34 > 1:36:37# I'm thinking over the things... #
1:36:37 > 1:36:39Hey, Helen. Hey.
1:36:39 > 1:36:41You calling it a night, or you want to go eat?
1:36:41 > 1:36:43Oh, no, I'm just gonna go home.
1:36:43 > 1:36:45# Thinking over
1:36:45 > 1:36:47# Thinking over
1:36:47 > 1:36:51# Thinking over the things that you've said
1:36:51 > 1:36:54# I'm thinking over
1:36:54 > 1:36:56# Thinking over
1:36:56 > 1:37:00# Thinking over the things
1:37:00 > 1:37:04# Am I ready for forever?
1:37:04 > 1:37:08# Oh, God, show me a sign
1:37:08 > 1:37:13# Cos if we're to be together
1:37:13 > 1:37:16# Then it's got to be divine
1:37:16 > 1:37:18# And I can't really tell ya
1:37:18 > 1:37:21# What I'm gonna do
1:37:21 > 1:37:24# Cos there are so many thoughts in my head
1:37:24 > 1:37:27# There are two roads to walk down
1:37:27 > 1:37:29# And one road to choose
1:37:29 > 1:37:33# So I'm thinking over the things that you've said
1:37:33 > 1:37:38# I'm thinking over the things
1:37:38 > 1:37:40# Thinking over
1:37:40 > 1:37:42# Thinking over
1:37:42 > 1:37:45# Thinking over the things that you've said
1:37:45 > 1:37:48# And I'm thinking over
1:37:48 > 1:37:50# Thinking over
1:37:50 > 1:37:52# Only you know
1:37:52 > 1:37:58# If he's the one for me
1:37:58 > 1:38:02# So many thoughts in my head
1:38:02 > 1:38:04# There are two roads to walk down
1:38:04 > 1:38:06# And one road to choose
1:38:06 > 1:38:10# I'm thinking over... #
1:38:15 > 1:38:19MAN ON TV: Mm-mm. Smells like sunshine.
1:38:19 > 1:38:21Hi, I'm Mickey Massey.
1:38:21 > 1:38:23Uh... I've been married for a long time now,
1:38:23 > 1:38:25but my wife and I don't have any children,
1:38:25 > 1:38:28so my cars became my babies.
1:38:28 > 1:38:31I know. That sounds obsessive.
1:38:31 > 1:38:32But you don't know the joy I feel
1:38:32 > 1:38:34when I find them a good home.
1:38:34 > 1:38:37I mean, look at these beauties. What's not to love?
1:38:37 > 1:38:38Massey Motors. Come visit us.
1:38:38 > 1:38:42I love my cars. And you will, too.
1:38:42 > 1:38:45TV: Massey Motors. In Queens.
1:38:46 > 1:38:50Now back to the Saturday 6 o'clock movie.
1:38:55 > 1:38:57PHONE: Phone call, Mr Massey.
1:38:57 > 1:38:59It's your wife.
1:38:59 > 1:39:01Thank you. Thank you, Sharon. Hello, Diane.
1:39:01 > 1:39:04Oh, please. I look like I always do.
1:39:04 > 1:39:07Good night, Tim. Thank you very much.
1:39:07 > 1:39:10Sure I will... hold on a minute.
1:39:10 > 1:39:12Hi. Helen, you've come back to work.
1:39:12 > 1:39:14Oh, no. No.
1:39:14 > 1:39:17Mickey, I need to borrow a car desperately. It's an emergency.
1:39:17 > 1:39:20Sure. Use one of the test drives. OK.
1:39:20 > 1:39:22Hey, you were great on TV.
1:39:22 > 1:39:25Oh, sure, I looked great, but did I sell any cars?
1:39:25 > 1:39:26I'm sorry.
1:39:26 > 1:39:28Eddie, I need this car.
1:39:28 > 1:39:30You can't take this car. This is Mr Massey's...
1:39:30 > 1:39:32I know, but it's the only one with a full tank of gas.
1:39:32 > 1:39:34I have to go.
1:39:34 > 1:39:37What movie star did I look like? Well...
1:39:38 > 1:39:41PA: Helen, I think you misunderstood.
1:40:01 > 1:40:04Ed! Ed, who do we know with a Jaguar?
1:40:04 > 1:40:07Could be a celebrity coming to knit with you. >
1:40:07 > 1:40:08DOG BARKS Origami, Origami. Shh!
1:40:08 > 1:40:11Origami!
1:40:13 > 1:40:14Helen.
1:40:14 > 1:40:16I'm here for my kids.
1:40:16 > 1:40:18OK. I'm listening.
1:40:22 > 1:40:24I don't even know who I am any more without them.
1:40:24 > 1:40:26I need them and I want them back.
1:40:26 > 1:40:29OK, let me see if I've got that.
1:40:29 > 1:40:33You need them because you want them,
1:40:33 > 1:40:37because you don't know who you are without them.
1:40:38 > 1:40:42See, all I'm hearing is "you, you, you."
1:40:42 > 1:40:46But this can't be about you. It has to be about them.
1:40:46 > 1:40:49But don't you understand? I love those kids.
1:40:49 > 1:40:51Whether or not you love them was never the question.
1:40:51 > 1:40:55It was whether or not you could raise them.
1:40:55 > 1:40:58The power to take the kids back is yours.
1:40:58 > 1:41:01This is not a power struggle between you and me.
1:41:01 > 1:41:04This is me asking you
1:41:04 > 1:41:07to do the right thing for everyone.
1:41:07 > 1:41:09The kids aren't packed.
1:41:09 > 1:41:12It's too late for them to go anywhere tonight, anyway.
1:41:12 > 1:41:15DOG BARKS Ed, can you let Origami out?
1:41:15 > 1:41:19Come on. The bases are loaded. Jeter's up.
1:41:20 > 1:41:23I'll be right back.
1:41:23 > 1:41:27Ed! I mean, don't you hear him?
1:41:27 > 1:41:28Hi!
1:41:28 > 1:41:31Ohh! Laughs:
1:41:31 > 1:41:35Hey, Henry, Audrey. I miss you guys.
1:41:36 > 1:41:39You guys heard all that? Yeah, we did.
1:41:39 > 1:41:43Hey, you left Irwin back at our place. Why?
1:41:43 > 1:41:45It's not really Irwin.
1:41:45 > 1:41:48My Irwin had a skull and crossbones
1:41:48 > 1:41:50that I drew on his stomach.
1:41:50 > 1:41:53Why didn't you say something?
1:41:53 > 1:41:55Seemed you didn't want me to know.
1:41:55 > 1:41:59Sarah, honey, why don't you go play with turtle
1:41:59 > 1:42:01and figure out a name for him?
1:42:04 > 1:42:06I just couldn't stand the idea of you
1:42:06 > 1:42:08losing something else you cared so much about.
1:42:08 > 1:42:11Can I put him in a bowl?
1:42:14 > 1:42:16Yeah.
1:42:18 > 1:42:22Sarah, you want to help Henry with the turtle?
1:42:24 > 1:42:25Can I name him Hippo?
1:42:25 > 1:42:28Why do you want to name everything Hippo?
1:42:28 > 1:42:31Because I can spell it.
1:42:31 > 1:42:32Audrey, sweetie, can you do me a favour
1:42:32 > 1:42:35and, uh, get me your wallet?
1:42:37 > 1:42:38Why?
1:42:38 > 1:42:40Could you just do it, please?
1:42:46 > 1:42:49Open it up and give me your fake ID.
1:42:50 > 1:42:51Why?
1:42:51 > 1:42:54Because I said so, that's why.
1:42:54 > 1:42:59I'm not gonna give it to you. I'm not a child.
1:42:59 > 1:43:00Yes, you are.
1:43:00 > 1:43:03You are a child, Audrey,
1:43:03 > 1:43:04and you have a right to a childhood,
1:43:04 > 1:43:06and you should fight for it.
1:43:06 > 1:43:09But if you won't, then I will. Now, give me your ID.
1:43:15 > 1:43:18That was very adult of you.
1:43:18 > 1:43:21You tricked me.
1:43:21 > 1:43:23I thought you were on my side, but you're just like her!
1:43:23 > 1:43:25I hate you.
1:43:25 > 1:43:29Do you hear me? I hate you!
1:43:30 > 1:43:32Well...
1:43:32 > 1:43:35I'm just gonna have to live with that.
1:43:52 > 1:43:56Well, we don't have to decide this tonight.
1:45:23 > 1:45:28Gasps: Oh, Jenny. What are you doing?
1:45:28 > 1:45:31At first I didn't agree with this letter,
1:45:31 > 1:45:32but...
1:45:37 > 1:45:38Sit down.
1:45:38 > 1:45:40No, I think I'll swing.
1:45:40 > 1:45:42In fact, you know what they say-
1:45:42 > 1:45:46What? It's not over till the fat lady swings.
1:45:46 > 1:45:49See? I can make a joke.
1:46:04 > 1:46:07"Dear Jenny,
1:46:07 > 1:46:11"If you're reading this, you know that I'm gone
1:46:11 > 1:46:15"and I asked Helen to be the guardian for the kids.
1:46:15 > 1:46:19Lindsay's voice: "And you're probably freaked about it.
1:46:19 > 1:46:22"Yes, it's a surprising choice,
1:46:22 > 1:46:27"considering that you are the most incredible mother I've ever known.
1:46:30 > 1:46:32"If you find this letter odd,
1:46:32 > 1:46:37"understand that my always-be-prepared Paul
1:46:37 > 1:46:41"convinced me to write it now, while our children are young.
1:46:45 > 1:46:47(Sarah makes popping sound)
1:46:52 > 1:46:54"You must know from experience
1:46:54 > 1:46:56"that when it comes to picking somebody else
1:46:56 > 1:47:00"to raise your kids, no-one seems right.
1:47:00 > 1:47:02"No-one is you.
1:47:05 > 1:47:08(Mouths)
1:47:08 > 1:47:12"And so you choose someone who is most like you.
1:47:12 > 1:47:15(Mouths)
1:47:15 > 1:47:19"Someone that will give the kids a taste of their real mom,
1:47:19 > 1:47:23"the mom they lost and never really got to know.
1:47:23 > 1:47:27"In so many ways, we are so much alike.
1:47:29 > 1:47:32"That's why I chose Helen."
1:47:32 > 1:47:35They're all yours.
1:47:35 > 1:47:38"Of course, she'll have lots of fights with the kids,
1:47:38 > 1:47:41"yet she'll find a way to make up.
1:47:41 > 1:47:44Ohh!
1:47:44 > 1:47:46Welcome to the mamahood.
1:47:46 > 1:47:48"I know sometimes she messes things up
1:47:48 > 1:47:50"and makes big mistakes.
1:47:50 > 1:47:54"On the other hand, she also makes big comebacks.
1:47:54 > 1:47:56"Respect her, Jenny. Give her a shot.
1:47:56 > 1:47:59"We're family, and I'm counting on you
1:47:59 > 1:48:02"to keep everyone together.
1:48:03 > 1:48:06"I know Helen will certainly need some help
1:48:06 > 1:48:10"learning how to be a mother to my kids...
1:48:11 > 1:48:13"But I've got you for that,
1:48:13 > 1:48:16"and who could be better?"
1:48:16 > 1:48:18OK.
1:48:19 > 1:48:23"After all, you raised Helen.
1:48:23 > 1:48:25"You'll teach her how to be a mom.
1:48:25 > 1:48:29"Just like you taught her how to tie her shoes.
1:48:29 > 1:48:32"I can still hear you telling her:
1:48:32 > 1:48:37"The bunny goes around the tree and into the burrow..."
1:48:40 > 1:48:41Pull tight.
1:48:44 > 1:48:48Yes! HENRY: It's about time, Sarah.
1:48:48 > 1:48:50# "Whip It" by Devo
1:48:50 > 1:48:54# Before the cream sits out too long, you must whip it
1:48:54 > 1:48:57# Now whip it into shape
1:48:57 > 1:49:00# Shape it up, get it straight
1:49:00 > 1:49:03# Go forward, move ahead
1:49:03 > 1:49:06# Try to detect it, it's not too late
1:49:06 > 1:49:09# To whip it, whip it good. #