The Pacifier

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0:00:35 > 0:00:37Atten...hut!

0:00:38 > 0:00:39Here's our man,

0:00:39 > 0:00:41Professor Howard Plummer.

0:00:41 > 0:00:44He's been kidnapped by a group of Serbian rebels.

0:00:44 > 0:00:48Now, I know we've been up for 72 hours, but I expect perfection.

0:00:48 > 0:00:50Nothing else.

0:00:52 > 0:00:53BEEPING

0:00:53 > 0:00:55The enemy has a boat,

0:00:55 > 0:00:57four jet skis and a chopper.

0:00:57 > 0:01:00I'll take you guys in until we hit radar range.

0:01:00 > 0:01:02Then you'll dive from there.

0:01:02 > 0:01:04Once we hit our target,

0:01:04 > 0:01:06red one, red two, you take out our escorts.

0:01:06 > 0:01:08I'll handle the chopper,

0:01:08 > 0:01:10and I'll find the professor.

0:01:10 > 0:01:12Red three, you radio in for our copter.

0:01:12 > 0:01:13Do you copy?

0:01:13 > 0:01:14Sir, yes, sir!

0:01:14 > 0:01:16Do you copy?

0:01:16 > 0:01:17All: Sir, yes, sir!

0:01:17 > 0:01:20We are Seals, and this is what we do.

0:02:56 > 0:02:58SHOUTING

0:03:25 > 0:03:27All right, red two, you handle the boat.

0:03:27 > 0:03:29I'll take care of the bozos on the jet ski.

0:04:08 > 0:04:09Huh?

0:04:09 > 0:04:12Gotcha.

0:04:14 > 0:04:16Lieutenant Shane Wolfe, US Navy.

0:04:19 > 0:04:21Where is the briefcase?

0:04:21 > 0:04:24Uh. It's right behind you.

0:04:24 > 0:04:25Man, am I glad to see you.

0:04:25 > 0:04:27Those guys...

0:04:27 > 0:04:29I...I never thought I'd see my family again...

0:04:29 > 0:04:30I'll get you out of here.

0:04:30 > 0:04:31We're gonna do it my way.

0:04:31 > 0:04:32No highway option. Oh, yeah.

0:04:32 > 0:04:33Totally. Absolutely.

0:04:51 > 0:04:53Lieutenant, thank you so much for saving my life.

0:04:53 > 0:04:54If I had died back there,

0:04:54 > 0:04:56my...my wife, she would have killed me.

0:04:56 > 0:04:58Ha! It's just a joke.

0:04:58 > 0:05:00Hey, listen, do you mind if I call my wife

0:05:00 > 0:05:01just to tell her I'm OK?

0:05:02 > 0:05:04I have strict orders to get you out of here safely.

0:05:04 > 0:05:06We gotta keep moving.

0:05:06 > 0:05:07Lieutenant, I am safe!

0:05:07 > 0:05:09Please, she thinks that I'm dead!

0:05:10 > 0:05:11All right, make it quick.

0:05:11 > 0:05:12OK.

0:05:12 > 0:05:15Zoe...Seth...Lulu... Peter...Tyler.

0:05:19 > 0:05:20It's voice-activated.

0:05:20 > 0:05:21Hey.

0:05:21 > 0:05:22Ha ha!

0:05:22 > 0:05:24These are my kids!

0:05:25 > 0:05:27You'd like them. They're really great.

0:05:28 > 0:05:29I doubt it.

0:05:29 > 0:05:31Hurry up!

0:05:32 > 0:05:34Hey! We're almost ready!

0:05:34 > 0:05:36Give us another sec.

0:05:42 > 0:05:43Professor!

0:05:43 > 0:05:44Uh!

0:05:51 > 0:05:53Doctor says you've healed up real good, Shane.

0:05:53 > 0:05:55I should have been out of here weeks ago.

0:05:55 > 0:05:57Look, I know heads are gonna roll for this.

0:05:57 > 0:05:58Hey, you took a bullet.

0:05:58 > 0:06:00Yeah, but I want you to know,

0:06:00 > 0:06:03I take full responsibility for what happened to the professor.

0:06:03 > 0:06:04Plummer was the best

0:06:04 > 0:06:07security expert the Department of Defense ever had.

0:06:07 > 0:06:08He was working on a program

0:06:08 > 0:06:11to scramble launch codes that he called Ghost -

0:06:11 > 0:06:13Guided High Altitude Scrambling Transmitter.

0:06:13 > 0:06:15One pulse from a Ghost satellite,

0:06:15 > 0:06:17a country can't launch its own nukes.

0:06:17 > 0:06:19That's why the Serbians kidnapped him.

0:06:19 > 0:06:21They must have thought that Ghost was in that briefcase.

0:06:22 > 0:06:25Ghost is still out there,

0:06:25 > 0:06:27Which is why I'm sending you back in.

0:06:28 > 0:06:30I know you've never lost anybody before, Shane.

0:06:30 > 0:06:32Hell, I was with your father

0:06:32 > 0:06:33when he led a platoon of men...

0:06:33 > 0:06:35With all due respect...

0:06:35 > 0:06:37I'd appreciate if we kept my father out of this.

0:06:37 > 0:06:41All I'm saying is that it happens to the best of them.

0:06:41 > 0:06:43And you're the best.

0:06:43 > 0:06:45I need someone I can trust in this.

0:06:45 > 0:06:46And I know I can trust you.

0:06:46 > 0:06:47OK.

0:06:47 > 0:06:49I'll put a team together.

0:06:49 > 0:06:51No. It's not that kind of mission.

0:06:51 > 0:06:54This is at the top of the Pentagon's priority list.

0:06:57 > 0:07:00'Two days ago, I got a call from Admiral Blair.

0:07:00 > 0:07:03'It seems that the professor's widow contacted him.

0:07:03 > 0:07:04'Whoever killed her husband

0:07:04 > 0:07:07'must think that Ghost is still in that house.

0:07:07 > 0:07:09'Now, maybe it is, maybe it isn't.

0:07:09 > 0:07:11'A safety deposit box has been discovered in Zurich

0:07:11 > 0:07:12'in the Plummers' name.

0:07:12 > 0:07:15'And I've been assigned to escort Mrs Plummer

0:07:15 > 0:07:16'there to retrieve the content.

0:07:16 > 0:07:19'We're hoping it's the Ghost program.

0:07:19 > 0:07:22'In the meantime, someone needs to watch over those kids.

0:07:22 > 0:07:24'That's where you come in.

0:07:24 > 0:07:25'While you're there,

0:07:25 > 0:07:27'you'll be looking for the hidden program as well.'

0:07:27 > 0:07:28SQUEAK

0:07:31 > 0:07:33SQUEAK

0:07:42 > 0:07:45DOORBELL RINGS

0:07:45 > 0:07:47Ah!

0:07:54 > 0:07:55You must be Lieutenant Wolfe!

0:07:55 > 0:07:58Admiral Blair said you'd be coming.

0:07:58 > 0:08:00Come on in. Meet the rest of the gang.

0:08:00 > 0:08:02Come on.

0:08:02 > 0:08:03Kids!

0:08:03 > 0:08:05Get your butts down here and say hello!

0:08:07 > 0:08:09OK, you've already met Lulu.

0:08:09 > 0:08:13This is Zoe, Seth and Peter.

0:08:13 > 0:08:15Kids, this is Lieutenant Wolfe.

0:08:15 > 0:08:17He's the man who's gonna be staying with you while I'm away.

0:08:17 > 0:08:18- Hi.- Hi.

0:08:18 > 0:08:19Hi.

0:08:19 > 0:08:23Oh! This is Helga and Tyler.

0:08:23 > 0:08:24Ma'am.

0:08:24 > 0:08:25Baby.

0:08:25 > 0:08:28That's a pretty dress.

0:08:28 > 0:08:31Thank you. I have date with butcher tonight.

0:08:31 > 0:08:33I want to look nice.

0:08:33 > 0:08:34Ah!

0:08:43 > 0:08:46You have a pleasant family.

0:08:46 > 0:08:48Well, for the younger ones,

0:08:48 > 0:08:50I think it hasn't really sunk in yet.

0:08:50 > 0:08:54It's been hardest on Zoe and Seth...

0:08:54 > 0:08:56but they don't really like to talk about it.

0:08:56 > 0:08:58It must be hard on all of you.

0:08:58 > 0:09:01Well, Howard wasn't around much.

0:09:01 > 0:09:03His work took him all over the world. He'd be gone...

0:09:03 > 0:09:06six, seven months at a time.

0:09:06 > 0:09:08Yeah, I can understand that lifestyle.

0:09:10 > 0:09:12Anyway, about a week ago,

0:09:12 > 0:09:14someone broke into the house.

0:09:14 > 0:09:16No one was home.

0:09:16 > 0:09:18I didn't tell the kids cos I didn't want to scare them.

0:09:18 > 0:09:22Mrs Plummer, I've dealt with... Ow! Oh, my God!

0:09:22 > 0:09:23I'm sorry!

0:09:23 > 0:09:25That's Gary. He was Howard's.

0:09:25 > 0:09:27Gary, down!

0:09:27 > 0:09:28He bit me.

0:09:28 > 0:09:30Yeah, well, he thinks he's a guard dog.

0:09:30 > 0:09:32Mrs Plummer...

0:09:32 > 0:09:35Oh! Call me Julie. Please.

0:09:35 > 0:09:37Uh, I'm gonna go outside and have a look around.

0:09:37 > 0:09:39Out! Out!

0:09:43 > 0:09:45# Just a danger

0:09:45 > 0:09:47# That someone's got to do

0:09:47 > 0:09:48# Got to do

0:09:48 > 0:09:52# It's kinda hard when everyone looks up to you

0:09:52 > 0:09:54# You try to make it look easy

0:09:54 > 0:09:56# Gonna make it look good

0:09:56 > 0:10:01# Like anybody would

0:10:01 > 0:10:06# I'm just your average ordinary, everyday superhero

0:10:06 > 0:10:08# Nothing more than that

0:10:08 > 0:10:11# That's all I really am... #

0:10:12 > 0:10:15I'm gonna miss you, mmm.

0:10:15 > 0:10:17I'm gonna miss you too.

0:10:17 > 0:10:19I'll be back in 48 hours, OK?

0:10:19 > 0:10:20Bye, pumpkin.

0:10:20 > 0:10:22You love mommy too.

0:10:24 > 0:10:27Oh and kids...

0:10:27 > 0:10:28remember...

0:10:28 > 0:10:30whatever Lieutenant Wolfe asks you to do...

0:10:30 > 0:10:31do it.

0:10:31 > 0:10:33Mom, chill. We're gonna be fine.

0:10:36 > 0:10:39I'm sorry. It's just that I don't do this very often.

0:10:39 > 0:10:41You're only going away for a few days.

0:10:41 > 0:10:42Yeah.

0:10:42 > 0:10:44I got it.

0:10:44 > 0:10:46OK. ..Here you go, Helga.

0:10:46 > 0:10:48I take baby.

0:10:48 > 0:10:49Bye.

0:10:49 > 0:10:50BABY CRIES

0:10:52 > 0:10:54You remember the emergency numbers, right?

0:10:54 > 0:10:55Don't worry, Mrs Plummer,

0:10:55 > 0:10:56your kids will be safe with me.

0:10:56 > 0:11:00Your little angels will be fine, Mrs Plummer.

0:11:07 > 0:11:10Go.

0:11:10 > 0:11:11Helga: Bye-bye!

0:11:11 > 0:11:12Bye.

0:11:12 > 0:11:15Have some fun.

0:11:15 > 0:11:17HELGA: Bye-bye.

0:11:19 > 0:11:22Tell me, are you licensed to kill?

0:11:22 > 0:11:23No, I'm not.

0:11:23 > 0:11:25Hmm, too bad.

0:11:25 > 0:11:27It could have come in handy.

0:11:37 > 0:11:39GUNFIRE Ah!

0:11:42 > 0:11:44Please!

0:11:44 > 0:11:46Oh!

0:11:52 > 0:11:54Hey!

0:11:54 > 0:11:57Where's the baby?

0:12:00 > 0:12:01Shut up!

0:12:01 > 0:12:03No, she didn't!

0:12:03 > 0:12:05QUACKING

0:12:06 > 0:12:09Is there anyone here that understands

0:12:09 > 0:12:11the meaning of the word discipline?

0:12:11 > 0:12:14Hey, Flipper, you don't like it, do something.

0:12:14 > 0:12:16I make bottle.

0:12:19 > 0:12:21Thank you, Peter.

0:12:23 > 0:12:24BEEPING

0:12:29 > 0:12:30Yes!

0:12:30 > 0:12:32BEEPING

0:12:46 > 0:12:47Ow!

0:12:47 > 0:12:48Gotcha!

0:12:52 > 0:12:54Uhh! Unh!

0:12:54 > 0:12:56Ah! ALARM

0:12:56 > 0:12:57What's your problem, man, get off me!

0:12:57 > 0:12:58Oh, my God! No.

0:12:58 > 0:13:00What are you doing, you jerk?

0:13:00 > 0:13:01That's my boyfriend!

0:13:01 > 0:13:03So you're the one that's been breaking in?

0:13:03 > 0:13:04Go back inside!

0:13:04 > 0:13:05No!

0:13:16 > 0:13:18We speak English, buddy.

0:13:18 > 0:13:21Look, about the sirens and the strobe lights?

0:13:21 > 0:13:24We own a bakery, so we're up kinda early. Would you mind?

0:13:24 > 0:13:25Sorry.

0:13:25 > 0:13:27BEEPING THEN ALARM STOPS

0:13:27 > 0:13:31Oh, and we found this in our pool filter.

0:13:31 > 0:13:33Try to keep that zoo reined in, huh, babysitter?

0:13:33 > 0:13:35SQUEAK

0:13:35 > 0:13:37Yo, fool, handle me like that again,

0:13:37 > 0:13:38and I'll be forced to lay knuckles upside your head.

0:13:38 > 0:13:39OK! Enough is enough!

0:13:39 > 0:13:41Come on, Scott. Let's go.

0:13:41 > 0:13:42- Come on. - No, you don't.

0:13:42 > 0:13:44Get back here.

0:13:44 > 0:13:46Give me 20.

0:13:47 > 0:13:49I meant push-ups!

0:13:49 > 0:13:50Zoe?

0:13:50 > 0:13:52Drop down! Do 20!

0:13:52 > 0:13:55OK. This is not the Army or the Navy...

0:13:55 > 0:13:57Real nice move, Lieutenant Smooth(!)

0:13:57 > 0:13:59Now he'll probably never speak to me.

0:13:59 > 0:14:00Then I did you a favour.

0:14:00 > 0:14:01Whoa!

0:14:01 > 0:14:03Personal bubble invasion.

0:14:03 > 0:14:05Your mother was worried sick about you.

0:14:05 > 0:14:07You should call her and tell her the truth.

0:14:07 > 0:14:09Well, I'm sure you'll take care of that for me.

0:14:09 > 0:14:12Stay out of my life!

0:14:12 > 0:14:13Uh!

0:14:13 > 0:14:15Oh!

0:14:15 > 0:14:17Wait! You can't do this!

0:14:17 > 0:14:19I have plans. It's Saturday night!

0:14:19 > 0:14:21Not any more!

0:14:23 > 0:14:24You too.

0:14:24 > 0:14:25Lights out.

0:14:25 > 0:14:26Bite me.

0:14:27 > 0:14:30Boy, this family's in for a rude awakening.

0:14:30 > 0:14:32# Don't make a move

0:14:32 > 0:14:34# Till you're in the groove

0:14:34 > 0:14:38# And do the Peter Panda dance

0:14:38 > 0:14:40# Just hop three times

0:14:40 > 0:14:42# Like a kangaroo

0:14:42 > 0:14:44# Side-step twice

0:14:44 > 0:14:46# Just like those crabs do

0:14:46 > 0:14:48# Three steps forward

0:14:48 > 0:14:50# One step back

0:14:50 > 0:14:52# Then quick, like a turtle... #

0:14:52 > 0:14:55DEEP VOICE: # ..Lie on your back. #

0:15:02 > 0:15:04WHISTLE BLOWS

0:15:04 > 0:15:06WHISTLE BLOWS Ah! Ah! Ah!

0:15:06 > 0:15:08WHISTLE BLOWS

0:15:10 > 0:15:11WHISTLE BLOWS

0:15:13 > 0:15:14What are you doing?

0:15:14 > 0:15:16You're burning daylight! Move!

0:15:16 > 0:15:18It's Sunday.

0:15:18 > 0:15:20And it's 6 am!

0:15:20 > 0:15:21You're insane!

0:15:28 > 0:15:30Listen up!

0:15:30 > 0:15:32Your behaviour is unacceptable.

0:15:32 > 0:15:35In order to maintain a state of safety,

0:15:35 > 0:15:36we need to maintain a state of order.

0:15:36 > 0:15:38Won't you have one more little bite?

0:15:38 > 0:15:41We're going to be strong mineworkers when we grow up.

0:15:41 > 0:15:42Excuse me.

0:15:42 > 0:15:44Excuse me!

0:15:45 > 0:15:47Now, I've only got one rule.

0:15:47 > 0:15:50Everything is done my way.

0:15:50 > 0:15:52No highway option. Do you copy?

0:15:52 > 0:15:53Do you copy?

0:15:53 > 0:15:54What?

0:15:54 > 0:15:56I said, do you copy?

0:15:56 > 0:16:00What? I said, do you copy?

0:16:00 > 0:16:02Do not copy me.

0:16:02 > 0:16:03Do not copy me.

0:16:03 > 0:16:06Hey! I mean it. Cut it out!

0:16:06 > 0:16:09Hey! I mean it! Cut it out!

0:16:10 > 0:16:12PFFT!

0:16:12 > 0:16:13- Peter farted. - Zoe: Oh!

0:16:13 > 0:16:15- Seth:- Ugh! Oh, that is so gross.

0:16:15 > 0:16:16Quiet!

0:16:16 > 0:16:19Everybody up. That means you too.

0:16:20 > 0:16:22Tracking devices!

0:16:22 > 0:16:24Never take 'em off.

0:16:24 > 0:16:28The panic button is for emergencies only!

0:16:28 > 0:16:31Touch that, you'd better be dying.

0:16:31 > 0:16:33Or you're dead.

0:16:33 > 0:16:36I would rather chew off my arm than wear that.

0:16:36 > 0:16:37Just because my mom is paranoid

0:16:37 > 0:16:39doesn't mean that we have to take orders from you.

0:16:39 > 0:16:42Let me explain to you how the chain of command works.

0:16:42 > 0:16:43I tell you what to do,

0:16:43 > 0:16:44and you do it!

0:16:44 > 0:16:46End of chain.

0:16:48 > 0:16:50BEEPING I'm not going to have time to remember all of your names.

0:16:50 > 0:16:52You'll be red leader,

0:16:52 > 0:16:54red baby, red one,

0:16:54 > 0:16:56red...

0:16:57 > 0:16:58BEEPING

0:16:58 > 0:16:59Where's the older male?

0:16:59 > 0:17:00There were 5.

0:17:00 > 0:17:04He walks like Dracula,

0:17:04 > 0:17:08with footsteps silent, like death!

0:17:09 > 0:17:11He's in his room.

0:17:14 > 0:17:15Red two!

0:17:17 > 0:17:18Red two, open up!

0:17:19 > 0:17:21Red two!

0:17:26 > 0:17:28TOILET FLUSHES

0:17:29 > 0:17:32- What've you done?!- What?

0:17:32 > 0:17:33I thought...

0:17:33 > 0:17:35Is this what you're trained to do?

0:17:35 > 0:17:37A shock and awe on my door?

0:17:37 > 0:17:40Hey, I can fix that with a hammer and some nails.

0:17:40 > 0:17:41- It's real easy... - No, it's not!

0:17:41 > 0:17:43Look, it... it's broken in half!

0:17:43 > 0:17:44You can't fix that!

0:17:45 > 0:17:47BEEPING If you'd been wearing this,

0:17:47 > 0:17:48this wouldn't have happened.

0:17:49 > 0:17:50What are you talking about?

0:17:50 > 0:17:52I was in the bathroom!

0:17:54 > 0:17:57You know I would never ask you for your help,

0:17:57 > 0:17:59but he has got to go.

0:18:01 > 0:18:03BEEPING

0:18:16 > 0:18:18Somebody help me, please!

0:18:19 > 0:18:21- Ooh! - Help me, somebody!

0:18:21 > 0:18:22Stop it, Peter!

0:18:22 > 0:18:23It's nuts!

0:18:23 > 0:18:24Peter, cut this out.

0:18:28 > 0:18:31Hey, good soldiers aren't scared of anything.

0:18:33 > 0:18:35I'm not scared - I'm annoyed.

0:18:35 > 0:18:36Ever since he heard Daddy say

0:18:36 > 0:18:37there was a ghost in the house,

0:18:37 > 0:18:38he puts on that blanket

0:18:38 > 0:18:40and chases me everywhere.

0:18:40 > 0:18:41It drives me crazy!

0:18:42 > 0:18:44Peter, have you seen this Ghost?

0:18:44 > 0:18:45Mm-mm.

0:18:51 > 0:18:52Wait, here he comes.

0:19:07 > 0:19:09Hey, you leave towel on floor in bathroom.

0:19:09 > 0:19:13I pick up after kids, not you.

0:19:13 > 0:19:15And light a match next time!

0:19:17 > 0:19:19Ah!

0:19:23 > 0:19:25Ugh.

0:19:29 > 0:19:31I have good news.

0:19:31 > 0:19:33Your background checks have cleared,

0:19:33 > 0:19:35and we are free to give you the books.

0:19:35 > 0:19:37- Ah!- Excellent.

0:19:37 > 0:19:40Just as soon as you provide us with the passwords.

0:19:40 > 0:19:41Passwords?

0:19:41 > 0:19:43It was your husband's wish

0:19:43 > 0:19:45that the person who comes in to collect the box

0:19:45 > 0:19:47must provide us with the passwords.

0:19:48 > 0:19:49Great(!)

0:19:49 > 0:19:51Is it...the Ghost?

0:19:51 > 0:19:52Ghost.

0:19:52 > 0:19:54Um...no.

0:19:58 > 0:20:00Ah! These brats.

0:20:02 > 0:20:04I had it!

0:20:04 > 0:20:06Remain calm.

0:20:06 > 0:20:08I AM calm.

0:20:08 > 0:20:10I quit!

0:20:10 > 0:20:12That makes me calm!

0:20:12 > 0:20:15Let's not be hasty about this.

0:20:17 > 0:20:19PHONE RINGS

0:20:20 > 0:20:23PHONE RINGS

0:20:25 > 0:20:26JULIE: 'Hello? Hello?'

0:20:26 > 0:20:28Don't even think about it!

0:20:28 > 0:20:30'Hello? Lieutenant Wolfe?

0:20:31 > 0:20:32'It's Julie Plummer.'

0:20:32 > 0:20:33Who's this? 'Julie Plummer.'

0:20:33 > 0:20:34What's that?

0:20:34 > 0:20:36'Julie Plummer!'

0:20:37 > 0:20:39Oh, Mrs Plummer. 'Did something fall?

0:20:39 > 0:20:40'What was that noise?'

0:20:40 > 0:20:43- Oh, no, no. Nothing. Everything's OK.- Agh!

0:20:43 > 0:20:44You'll be happy to know that I found the culprit

0:20:44 > 0:20:46that's been sneaking around your house.

0:20:46 > 0:20:47'Great. Who was it?'

0:20:47 > 0:20:50- Oh, just some teenager. 'A teenager?' - Ah!

0:20:50 > 0:20:52'I wanted to tell you that I might be a few more days.'

0:20:52 > 0:20:54You're going to be a few more days?!

0:20:54 > 0:20:55'Yes. Is that a problem?'

0:20:55 > 0:20:57- No, that's no problem. - Grrr!

0:20:57 > 0:20:59No, that's fine. I'm just...

0:20:59 > 0:21:01I'm just doing my...

0:21:01 > 0:21:02Ah! 'Your what?'

0:21:04 > 0:21:06Doody. 'And you're sure everything's OK?'

0:21:06 > 0:21:07Ah, things are great, Mrs Plummer.

0:21:07 > 0:21:10Yeah, you just do whatever you have to...

0:21:10 > 0:21:12'OK, well...' Bye, Mrs Plummer!

0:21:14 > 0:21:16Just calm down.

0:21:19 > 0:21:20Just...just try to relax.

0:21:20 > 0:21:22Ah!

0:21:22 > 0:21:24Ah!

0:21:31 > 0:21:32She bit me!

0:21:34 > 0:21:37Helga, I command you to come back here!

0:21:37 > 0:21:39That's a direct order.

0:21:39 > 0:21:41You can't leave a man behind.

0:21:41 > 0:21:42Red leader!

0:21:43 > 0:21:45Red leader!

0:21:45 > 0:21:48I don't even know how to change a diaper!

0:21:49 > 0:21:51Don't worry!

0:21:51 > 0:21:54If she loves you, she'll come back, huh?

0:21:55 > 0:21:57OK, everybody, listen up.

0:21:57 > 0:21:59There's been a change of plans.

0:21:59 > 0:22:00Your mother's not coming home

0:22:00 > 0:22:02as soon as she expected.

0:22:02 > 0:22:03When IS she coming back?

0:22:03 > 0:22:04Soon.

0:22:04 > 0:22:06So, for now, we'll just have some more big fun.

0:22:06 > 0:22:08That's what we've been doing?

0:22:08 > 0:22:09Having fun?

0:22:09 > 0:22:10But tomorrow's a school day.

0:22:10 > 0:22:12- SETH:- I have wrestling practice.

0:22:12 > 0:22:13I need a signed release for driver's ed.

0:22:13 > 0:22:14I've got fireflies.

0:22:14 > 0:22:17- I have to go to the mall. There's this new halter top on sale...- I...

0:22:17 > 0:22:20Whoa, OK, halt. Halt.

0:22:20 > 0:22:23We'll take this hill one inch at a time.

0:22:23 > 0:22:25Only then can we rise to the challenge.

0:22:25 > 0:22:26PFFT

0:22:28 > 0:22:31OK. Who's going to change red baby?

0:22:31 > 0:22:33Guys?

0:22:38 > 0:22:39Ah!

0:22:40 > 0:22:42God! Red baby!

0:22:45 > 0:22:47TOILET FLUSHES You ready? There it is.

0:22:51 > 0:22:53Soak that up a bit.

0:23:01 > 0:23:02Hi.

0:23:02 > 0:23:04Zoe says you look like the Hulk.

0:23:04 > 0:23:05I think you're cute.

0:23:05 > 0:23:08Thank you.

0:23:11 > 0:23:13Do you do kung fu?

0:23:13 > 0:23:14Yes.

0:23:14 > 0:23:15Did you ever punch someone so hard

0:23:15 > 0:23:17that their head came off?

0:23:17 > 0:23:19No.

0:23:20 > 0:23:22Why are your boobs so big?

0:23:24 > 0:23:26They're not boobs.

0:23:26 > 0:23:28Do you have to wear a bra?

0:23:35 > 0:23:37So will my boobs get as big as yours someday?

0:23:41 > 0:23:44You know, little girl, I think it's time

0:23:44 > 0:23:47you went nappy-poo in beddy-bye land.

0:23:47 > 0:23:50Do I look like I'm five to you?

0:23:52 > 0:23:54What did I say?

0:23:54 > 0:23:56Disrespectful.

0:23:56 > 0:23:58And to think I was interested in you.

0:24:03 > 0:24:05OK, troops, breakfast.

0:24:05 > 0:24:07What are you waiting for? Dig in.

0:24:07 > 0:24:08Feel free to mix and match.

0:24:08 > 0:24:10Stay away from the cheese.

0:24:10 > 0:24:11It'll back you up for a month.

0:24:11 > 0:24:12Don't worry about running out,

0:24:12 > 0:24:14I can get lots more of these.

0:24:14 > 0:24:16I've survived months off this stuff.

0:24:16 > 0:24:19OK, like, I'm really going to eat all of these carbs?

0:24:20 > 0:24:21I can cross my eyes. Want to see?

0:24:21 > 0:24:23No.

0:24:26 > 0:24:29HE WHIMPERS

0:24:29 > 0:24:32Tyler hates it when I do that.

0:24:32 > 0:24:34I know how he feels.

0:24:37 > 0:24:39Red four!

0:24:39 > 0:24:41TYLER CRIES

0:24:44 > 0:24:46PHONE RINGS

0:24:48 > 0:24:49Plummer residence.

0:24:51 > 0:24:53Yes, I know it's Monday today.

0:24:53 > 0:24:55No, Mrs Plummer is away.

0:24:55 > 0:24:58Yes, we'll be right there.

0:24:59 > 0:25:01Who was that?

0:25:01 > 0:25:03Your Vice Principal.

0:25:03 > 0:25:05He said that if you and Seth are late again,

0:25:05 > 0:25:07you're both suspended.

0:25:07 > 0:25:09He wants to see you in his office right away.

0:25:43 > 0:25:45What is it?

0:25:46 > 0:25:48It's a mini-van.

0:25:48 > 0:25:49Eugh.

0:25:49 > 0:25:52Now, is this supposed to...?

0:25:52 > 0:25:53How do we...?

0:25:53 > 0:25:54Excuse me, Mr Wolfe,

0:25:54 > 0:25:56if you don't hurry up,

0:25:56 > 0:25:57we're going to be late for sure.

0:25:57 > 0:25:58Not on my watch.

0:26:04 > 0:26:05Hold that.

0:26:05 > 0:26:06How fast IS your watch?

0:26:08 > 0:26:10You'll be suspended for sure.

0:26:11 > 0:26:14Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

0:26:14 > 0:26:16Who drives like this?! You're crazy!

0:26:18 > 0:26:20SCHOOL BELL RINGS

0:26:25 > 0:26:28- Ah! - What are you doing?!

0:26:32 > 0:26:35BELL RINGS Got 'em here. My fault.

0:26:35 > 0:26:39Yeah, I always said these kids needed a parole officer.

0:26:39 > 0:26:43I guess, uh, Mrs Plummer thought so too, huh?

0:26:45 > 0:26:48Wow, you got a real upper torso going on.

0:26:48 > 0:26:49You ever do any time?

0:26:51 > 0:26:52Sasquatch.

0:26:53 > 0:26:55You got something to say, boy?

0:26:55 > 0:26:56No.

0:26:56 > 0:26:58No? OK.

0:26:58 > 0:27:01Wow. It looks like you have a pair of legs

0:27:01 > 0:27:02coming out of your shoulders.

0:27:02 > 0:27:05You hit the gym a lot, do you?

0:27:05 > 0:27:07Woolly mammoth.

0:27:07 > 0:27:08All right, you know what, creeper,

0:27:08 > 0:27:10you just bought yourself

0:27:10 > 0:27:12an extra 15 minutes on the mats.

0:27:12 > 0:27:13With the Murnanator.

0:27:13 > 0:27:15Excuse me.

0:27:15 > 0:27:17Lieutenant Shane Wolfe.

0:27:17 > 0:27:20I'm watching the kids for the Plummers for a few days.

0:27:20 > 0:27:22Oh, babysitter, huh?

0:27:22 > 0:27:24Well, good, whatever job you can get, right?

0:27:25 > 0:27:27I'm Murney.

0:27:27 > 0:27:28Dwayne Murney.

0:27:28 > 0:27:30My friends call me "little puppet".

0:27:30 > 0:27:32I'm the VP here.

0:27:32 > 0:27:35I'm in charge of discipline, conduct and truancy

0:27:35 > 0:27:39from top to bottom - K through 12.

0:27:39 > 0:27:41You're in my house now, strong man.

0:27:41 > 0:27:43You're the Vice Principal.

0:27:43 > 0:27:45And the wrestling coach.

0:27:45 > 0:27:47See the creeper over there?

0:27:47 > 0:27:50He has played hooky from every wrestling practice this month.

0:27:50 > 0:27:51And her...

0:27:51 > 0:27:55she has missed 22 driver's ed classes...

0:27:55 > 0:27:56out of 23!

0:27:57 > 0:27:59These are the worst students in my school.

0:27:59 > 0:28:00- I'm ashamed... - WOMAN:- YOUR school?

0:28:04 > 0:28:06Good morning, kids.

0:28:06 > 0:28:09Mr Murney, thank you so much for watching my chair for me.

0:28:09 > 0:28:12- I'll take it from here. - Roger that. Absolutely.

0:28:12 > 0:28:14I was just informing our new friend here

0:28:14 > 0:28:16about some of the duties as Vice Principal.

0:28:16 > 0:28:19Yes, speaking of which, how's it going with the investigation

0:28:19 > 0:28:21into the baloney slices in the cafeteria ceiling?

0:28:21 > 0:28:23Uh, that's been taking some interesting turns.

0:28:23 > 0:28:25- You just keep up the good work.- Right.

0:28:25 > 0:28:27I'll be on the roof.

0:28:27 > 0:28:29Bye now.

0:28:30 > 0:28:31All right then, kids,

0:28:31 > 0:28:32I think it's time to get back to class.

0:28:32 > 0:28:34I'll cut you some slack today,

0:28:34 > 0:28:37seeing as it's Lieutenant Wolfe's first day. Thank you.

0:28:38 > 0:28:40Can I get you some coffee or...?

0:28:40 > 0:28:42Yes, please.

0:28:44 > 0:28:46So what's with this Murnanator?

0:28:46 > 0:28:49He's big, he's hairy, he's sometimes smelly,

0:28:49 > 0:28:51but he's harmless, and he has tenure.

0:28:51 > 0:28:54So you're the bodyguard.

0:28:54 > 0:28:56Well, Mrs Plummer thought that the kids needed...

0:28:56 > 0:28:58She's already briefed me on everything

0:28:58 > 0:29:00and she told me that the kids aren't fully aware of the situation

0:29:00 > 0:29:02and that's the way she wants it.

0:29:04 > 0:29:07She also told me you're a Teams guy.

0:29:07 > 0:29:09Yes, I am.

0:29:09 > 0:29:12Well, Petty Officer third class Claire Fletcher at your service.

0:29:12 > 0:29:13You're kidding.

0:29:13 > 0:29:15Four years at Naval Base Coronado.

0:29:15 > 0:29:16They paid for college.

0:29:16 > 0:29:18Honour, courage...

0:29:18 > 0:29:21Commitment. It's the way I run this school.

0:29:21 > 0:29:22I like that.

0:29:26 > 0:29:30So...permission to stick around and keep eyes on the kids?

0:29:30 > 0:29:32Permission granted.

0:29:41 > 0:29:43CHEERLEADERS: # We don't need no music

0:29:43 > 0:29:44# We don't need no bands

0:29:44 > 0:29:46# All we need is Mustang fans

0:29:46 > 0:29:48# Jammin' in the stands

0:29:48 > 0:29:49# We said jammin' in the stands

0:29:49 > 0:29:52# J-A-M-M-I-N

0:29:52 > 0:29:53# Jammin' in the stands

0:29:53 > 0:29:55# What? J-A-M-M-I-N

0:29:55 > 0:29:57# Jammin' in the stands

0:29:57 > 0:29:59# Go, Mustangs! #

0:29:59 > 0:30:00CHEERING

0:30:00 > 0:30:03Black belt. Honourable discharge.

0:30:03 > 0:30:06Clean as a whistle.

0:30:14 > 0:30:15Hey!

0:30:15 > 0:30:16Enough.

0:30:16 > 0:30:18All right, you heard the lady.

0:30:18 > 0:30:21Let's break it up, guys. Come on.

0:30:21 > 0:30:23Relax, Popeye.

0:30:23 > 0:30:24Boys will be boys, huh?

0:30:24 > 0:30:26Anyway, it's kind of good for the creeper.

0:30:26 > 0:30:28Gives him a chance to punk up,

0:30:28 > 0:30:30learn to defend himself.

0:30:30 > 0:30:31Six against one?

0:30:31 > 0:30:34Well, you know the odds are never pretty,

0:30:34 > 0:30:36but look at it as like a preparation forum.

0:30:36 > 0:30:38You know, the naked streets of Bethesda

0:30:38 > 0:30:39could be so dark and dangerous.

0:30:39 > 0:30:42Right, creeper?

0:30:42 > 0:30:44Whoa.

0:30:44 > 0:30:46You're pretty quick there, frog man.

0:30:46 > 0:30:48I myself happen to be a black belt.

0:30:48 > 0:30:51That's why they wanted me to be the coach of the wrestling team.

0:30:51 > 0:30:52Oyaaa!

0:30:53 > 0:30:55Sensei.

0:30:55 > 0:30:57You know what that's called, homeboy?

0:30:57 > 0:30:59Total control.

0:31:00 > 0:31:01You all right?

0:31:01 > 0:31:04Tell you what. Maybe sometime you can pop by the wrestling class,

0:31:04 > 0:31:07and, uh, we'll show the boys how a couple of pros do it.

0:31:07 > 0:31:09What do you think? I'll go easy on you.

0:31:09 > 0:31:10I'm on duty.

0:31:10 > 0:31:12You're on duty?

0:31:12 > 0:31:14Oh, that's right, that's right. You're babysitter.

0:31:14 > 0:31:16So it's kind of like doo-doo duty.

0:31:18 > 0:31:20Don't worry about it.

0:31:20 > 0:31:22We'll do it on a day when you're not, uh, washing your hair.

0:31:24 > 0:31:28And I'll see YOU in class.

0:31:29 > 0:31:30At ease.

0:31:32 > 0:31:35That guy don't have his head on right.

0:31:35 > 0:31:36I was fine.

0:31:36 > 0:31:38I don't need your help.

0:31:44 > 0:31:47Aw. Hey.

0:31:47 > 0:31:48Rough day?

0:31:48 > 0:31:50I tried feeding him.

0:31:50 > 0:31:51Yeah, did you try changing him?

0:31:51 > 0:31:52Would you help me?

0:31:52 > 0:31:54No.

0:31:54 > 0:31:55Just the thought of... BEEPING

0:31:57 > 0:31:58BEEPING

0:32:02 > 0:32:03Emergency.

0:32:03 > 0:32:05What do...? I...

0:32:05 > 0:32:06Hey!

0:32:06 > 0:32:08Hi.

0:32:16 > 0:32:18BEEPING

0:32:42 > 0:32:44Where you going?

0:33:24 > 0:33:26BEEPING

0:33:43 > 0:33:46ALL: Ew.

0:33:46 > 0:33:48Ha-ha(!)

0:33:50 > 0:33:51I should go, OK?

0:33:51 > 0:33:53Just...call me, you guys, if you need anything.

0:33:53 > 0:33:55My number's on the...

0:33:55 > 0:33:58fridge. ..Are you OK?

0:33:58 > 0:34:01Oh, wow...

0:34:04 > 0:34:06Is there anything I can do?

0:34:06 > 0:34:07I'm OK.

0:34:07 > 0:34:10- Can I get you anything?- I'm fine.

0:34:10 > 0:34:12I mean, they're just kids, you know.

0:34:12 > 0:34:15Call me if you need anything, OK?

0:34:15 > 0:34:17After you sh-shower.

0:34:17 > 0:34:18Or before. It doesn't matter.

0:34:18 > 0:34:19OK. I'll see you guys.

0:34:24 > 0:34:26(Very funny.)

0:34:26 > 0:34:28Thank you for the letter.

0:34:49 > 0:34:50GIGGLING

0:34:52 > 0:34:53Guys, be quiet!

0:34:53 > 0:34:55I told you he had boobs.

0:34:56 > 0:34:59Lulu, can I see you in the family room?

0:35:03 > 0:35:04Who are those people?

0:35:05 > 0:35:07My troop. It's Monday.

0:35:07 > 0:35:09Monday, Wednesday and Saturday are troop nights.

0:35:09 > 0:35:10All right, get rid of 'em.

0:35:10 > 0:35:12I can't! Everyone's parents go out on troop nights,

0:35:12 > 0:35:14and they won't be back till 8.

0:35:14 > 0:35:15Mom's our den mother!

0:35:15 > 0:35:17You're gonna tell your little friends...

0:35:17 > 0:35:18GIGGLING

0:35:24 > 0:35:26Today we're supposed to sell cookies.

0:35:26 > 0:35:28I don't do cookies.

0:35:28 > 0:35:31We have to. If we don't sell enough cookies,

0:35:31 > 0:35:33we can't go to the jamboree!

0:35:40 > 0:35:41(They're waving at me.)

0:35:41 > 0:35:43All right, ladies!

0:35:43 > 0:35:45Here's how it's gonna be.

0:35:45 > 0:35:48Tonight, I'm your den mother.

0:35:48 > 0:35:51That means if you wanna live to see tomorrow,

0:35:51 > 0:35:53you do exactly as I say.

0:35:53 > 0:35:55Do we understand each other?

0:35:55 > 0:35:56Den mother,

0:35:56 > 0:35:58you frighten me.

0:35:58 > 0:35:59Good.

0:35:59 > 0:36:02Now let's move out!

0:36:15 > 0:36:18- ZOE:- Yeah, he's kind of a dork, but he's OK.

0:36:18 > 0:36:20- JULIE: 'And how's Helga doing?' - Oh, Helga's fine.

0:36:20 > 0:36:21Um, when are you getting home?

0:36:21 > 0:36:23'I'm sorry this is taking so long.'

0:36:23 > 0:36:25Look, Mom. I'd love to stay and chat all day,

0:36:25 > 0:36:26but I have homework to do.

0:36:45 > 0:36:48Oh, no! They're back!

0:36:48 > 0:36:53MUSIC: The Good, The Bad And The Ugly theme

0:36:55 > 0:36:56Hey, skeever!

0:36:56 > 0:36:58What glows in the dark till you squish 'em?

0:36:58 > 0:37:00Fireflies!

0:37:07 > 0:37:09Please leave us alone.

0:37:09 > 0:37:11This is troop 16 territory.

0:37:11 > 0:37:14How are we supposed to sell raffle tickets

0:37:14 > 0:37:16if this place reeks of your skanky cookies?

0:37:16 > 0:37:18Hey! Hey!

0:37:18 > 0:37:20Boo!

0:37:20 > 0:37:21GIRLS SCREAM

0:37:21 > 0:37:23Get out of here! SHOUTING

0:37:23 > 0:37:25Oh! These cookies taste disgusting!

0:37:25 > 0:37:26I know!

0:37:28 > 0:37:30Where are my troops?

0:37:30 > 0:37:32BEEPING

0:37:42 > 0:37:43Lulu, what happened?

0:37:43 > 0:37:46Those boys over there broke our cookies.

0:37:46 > 0:37:48Broke your cookies?

0:37:48 > 0:37:49Mm-hm.

0:37:49 > 0:37:50Lulu, this is not a toy.

0:37:50 > 0:37:51Forget those boys.

0:37:51 > 0:37:53I am here to protect you,

0:37:53 > 0:37:55not cookies.

0:37:55 > 0:37:56Understand?

0:37:57 > 0:37:59Good. Now get in the car.

0:37:59 > 0:38:00We're all going home.

0:38:00 > 0:38:02Wait. You can't take us home yet.

0:38:02 > 0:38:04You're supposed to take us to get something to eat.

0:38:05 > 0:38:06Where do you usually go?

0:38:06 > 0:38:08Welcome

0:38:08 > 0:38:09to Woody Woodchuck's!

0:38:11 > 0:38:12SHOUTING

0:38:16 > 0:38:19Let's go, let's go.

0:38:19 > 0:38:21Sweetie...

0:38:21 > 0:38:25And they say war is hell.

0:38:25 > 0:38:28# Whenever we go out the people always shout

0:38:28 > 0:38:30# They go Shane Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt

0:38:30 > 0:38:32# La la la la la la la la

0:38:32 > 0:38:35# Shane Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt

0:38:35 > 0:38:37# His name is my name too. #

0:38:37 > 0:38:39GIRLS SCREAM

0:38:43 > 0:38:45Oh, I sorta figured you'd come back for him.

0:38:45 > 0:38:46Lulu, watch your brother.

0:38:46 > 0:38:48Inexcusable.

0:38:48 > 0:38:49I've never left a man behind.

0:38:49 > 0:38:55Oh, relax. Once we found a kid in the ball pool when we opened in the morning. ..Whoa! Whoa!

0:38:55 > 0:38:56Not cool!

0:38:56 > 0:38:59Uh, there is no freestylin' in the ball pool.

0:38:59 > 0:39:01GIGGLING

0:39:10 > 0:39:12Should we send someone in after him?

0:39:15 > 0:39:17SCREAMING

0:39:18 > 0:39:20We're good.

0:39:25 > 0:39:27HIP-HOP MUSIC BLARES

0:39:30 > 0:39:32Holy baloney.

0:39:32 > 0:39:36Ooh! Someone's gonna get busted.

0:39:36 > 0:39:37Who are all these people?

0:39:37 > 0:39:38How you doin'? What's wrong with this?

0:39:38 > 0:39:40We need to talk.

0:39:40 > 0:39:41Don't hate the player, girl, hate the game.

0:39:48 > 0:39:49Beat it.

0:39:52 > 0:39:53MUSIC STOPS

0:39:54 > 0:39:56Party's over!

0:39:56 > 0:39:57Oh, my God, it's here.

0:39:57 > 0:40:00You're all gonna clean this house spotless.

0:40:00 > 0:40:02No highway option.

0:40:02 > 0:40:04- Get cleaning.- I'm outta here.

0:40:04 > 0:40:05Oof.

0:40:05 > 0:40:07SHOUTING

0:40:15 > 0:40:16Oh, no, you don't.

0:40:25 > 0:40:27This is my favourite shirt.

0:40:41 > 0:40:42Thank you.

0:41:09 > 0:41:11Come on, Seth, you've been in there for an hour.

0:41:13 > 0:41:15Thanks a lot, Lieutenant Loser.

0:41:15 > 0:41:17Now I'm gonna be the school joke.

0:41:17 > 0:41:20I don't even know what I'm gonna say to my friends.

0:41:20 > 0:41:21You call those people your friends?!

0:41:21 > 0:41:24They have no respect for you.

0:41:24 > 0:41:25They have no respect for your home.

0:41:25 > 0:41:27You have no respect for yourself.

0:41:27 > 0:41:30I do too respect myself.

0:41:30 > 0:41:33Company downstairs, and that means you too.

0:41:33 > 0:41:34You're not my dad.

0:41:34 > 0:41:37In case you haven't noticed,

0:41:37 > 0:41:40this family is going through a really hard time,

0:41:40 > 0:41:42and you're just making everything a lot worse.

0:41:42 > 0:41:44You have no feelings.

0:41:44 > 0:41:46We hate you.

0:41:46 > 0:41:48And you hate us.

0:41:48 > 0:41:50So why don't you just leave us alone?

0:41:50 > 0:41:53Don't worry. When your mom comes back, I'm gone.

0:41:53 > 0:41:55CRASH

0:41:55 > 0:41:56Now what?

0:41:56 > 0:41:57Scott.

0:41:57 > 0:41:59Hyah!

0:42:00 > 0:42:02Run, take the babies! Go to your rooms!

0:42:25 > 0:42:27Shane, Shane, Shane! Come over here, take one of these.

0:42:27 > 0:42:29Lulu!

0:42:29 > 0:42:30Get inside.

0:42:30 > 0:42:32- Come on.- Hey, hey!

0:42:32 > 0:42:33- Lulu.- Ah!

0:43:31 > 0:43:32Don't move.

0:43:35 > 0:43:37QUACKING

0:43:38 > 0:43:39Ah!

0:43:39 > 0:43:41Ooh!

0:43:49 > 0:43:52Kids. It's safe.

0:43:52 > 0:43:53Who was that?

0:43:53 > 0:43:55- What'd they want?- What happened?

0:43:55 > 0:43:56Please don't leave us, Shane.

0:43:56 > 0:43:57What'd they want?

0:43:57 > 0:43:59They were after the program

0:43:59 > 0:44:00that your father invented.

0:44:04 > 0:44:05They were after this.

0:44:07 > 0:44:09All right, all right. Come on, guys,

0:44:09 > 0:44:10let's hope this is it.

0:44:16 > 0:44:17'926 31043.

0:44:17 > 0:44:20- '926...- 31043.'

0:44:20 > 0:44:21They want our Ghost movie?

0:44:21 > 0:44:24Haven't they ever heard of Blockbuster?

0:44:24 > 0:44:27- 'Tell her Rita Miller. - Rita Miller.- Didn't they have you sign a...?

0:44:27 > 0:44:30So there really are people out there to get us?

0:44:30 > 0:44:31Yes, there are, Zoe.

0:44:31 > 0:44:32That's why I'm here.

0:44:32 > 0:44:35I think we're gonna need a little more cooperation.

0:44:35 > 0:44:38From now on, you listen to me.

0:44:38 > 0:44:40And I'll listen to you too.

0:44:40 > 0:44:42Deal?

0:44:44 > 0:44:46- Relax. Relax. - I'm relaxed.

0:44:46 > 0:44:48If you'd just relax...

0:44:48 > 0:44:49I'm relaxed, I'm relaxed!

0:44:49 > 0:44:52You've GOT to relax! Ease up on the...

0:44:52 > 0:44:54I'm not feeling well here.

0:44:54 > 0:44:55Oh, my God! There's a bee!

0:44:55 > 0:44:57There's no bee. There's no bee!

0:44:57 > 0:44:58ZOE SCREAMS

0:44:59 > 0:45:01CRASH!

0:45:01 > 0:45:03OK, so she wrecked the driver's ed car.

0:45:03 > 0:45:06- The insurance will pay for it.- They were parallel parking.

0:45:06 > 0:45:08The instructor jumped from the car,

0:45:08 > 0:45:10but it's not about her. It's about the boy.

0:45:10 > 0:45:12Has he been skipping class again?

0:45:12 > 0:45:13Skipping class...

0:45:13 > 0:45:14He always skips sixth period,

0:45:14 > 0:45:15but this is something...

0:45:15 > 0:45:16All right. ..Seth!

0:45:19 > 0:45:21OK, take off the hat.

0:45:21 > 0:45:23Go ahead.

0:45:25 > 0:45:26Look at that.

0:45:26 > 0:45:29That's how he showed up for practice today, and that's not all.

0:45:29 > 0:45:32I was doin' a little recon in his locker and I found this.

0:45:34 > 0:45:35OK?

0:45:36 > 0:45:38All right, now, if it was a girlie magazine

0:45:38 > 0:45:39or a hamster, fine.

0:45:39 > 0:45:41Boys will be boys, but this...

0:45:41 > 0:45:43is sick.

0:45:43 > 0:45:45All right, he dyed his hair - he's not a Nazi.

0:45:45 > 0:45:47This is not normal. We're very concerned.

0:45:47 > 0:45:48SCHOOL BELL RINGS

0:45:48 > 0:45:51All right, kids. Why don't you get back to class?

0:45:51 > 0:45:53Mr Murney, could you give me a minute?

0:45:58 > 0:46:00Look...I'm sure this is about their father.

0:46:00 > 0:46:02We've tried to get Seth and Zoe

0:46:02 > 0:46:04to talk to the school psychologist, but they won't.

0:46:04 > 0:46:06Maybe you can get through to them,

0:46:06 > 0:46:07see what's going on?

0:46:07 > 0:46:09I'll talk to 'em and see what I can do.

0:46:09 > 0:46:12Thanks.

0:46:14 > 0:46:15SHANE: Seth!

0:46:15 > 0:46:18I don't understand unless you explain it to me.

0:46:18 > 0:46:20Why would you join the wrestling team if you hate it?

0:46:20 > 0:46:22I did it because my father wanted me to!

0:46:22 > 0:46:24Look, I know you're just trying to help,

0:46:24 > 0:46:25but don't.

0:46:25 > 0:46:28I can take care of myself.

0:46:48 > 0:46:49A refrigerator magnet.

0:46:52 > 0:46:53Smart kid...

0:46:54 > 0:46:56Red one!

0:46:56 > 0:46:57Zoe.

0:46:57 > 0:46:58You're in charge.

0:46:58 > 0:47:01Anyone gets within 40 clicks of the perimeter, signal me.

0:47:01 > 0:47:03Keep all doors sealed, do your homework,

0:47:03 > 0:47:05preheat the oven and...

0:47:05 > 0:47:06don't let Lulu in the cookie jar.

0:48:00 > 0:48:01All right.

0:48:01 > 0:48:04All my Nazis are finally here.

0:48:04 > 0:48:06I want all of you...

0:48:06 > 0:48:07at attention.

0:48:07 > 0:48:11OK, let's start where we left off yesterday.

0:48:14 > 0:48:17# You are 16, going on 17

0:48:17 > 0:48:21# Baby, it's time to think

0:48:21 > 0:48:24# Better be wary, canny and careful

0:48:24 > 0:48:28# Baby, you're on the brink

0:48:28 > 0:48:31# You are 16, going on 17

0:48:31 > 0:48:33# Fellows will fall in line... #

0:48:40 > 0:48:43HE SIGHS

0:48:48 > 0:48:50HE SIGHS

0:48:54 > 0:48:57We open in a week, people. The set isn't finished.

0:48:57 > 0:49:01Mother Abbess just quit because she got shingles!

0:49:01 > 0:49:05And every step-ball-change would make Bob Fosse rise from the grave

0:49:05 > 0:49:08just so he could have a heart attack again!

0:49:08 > 0:49:09I'm really sorry.

0:49:09 > 0:49:11- I'll get it right. - No, you won't, Seth.

0:49:12 > 0:49:13You and your...

0:49:13 > 0:49:16mother over here can't get it right,

0:49:16 > 0:49:19and I know this because I am a professional.

0:49:19 > 0:49:21I directed Showboat with Greg Brady.

0:49:21 > 0:49:24It wasn't union, but it was good.

0:49:31 > 0:49:33Obviously, I quit.

0:49:33 > 0:49:35Exeunt stage right.

0:49:40 > 0:49:41Seriously, Seth,

0:49:41 > 0:49:44if you drop me again, I'm going to kill you.

0:49:44 > 0:49:45Hi!

0:49:45 > 0:49:48- Are you OK?- I'm fine.

0:49:49 > 0:49:50Come on.

0:49:50 > 0:49:52I'm not gonna quit.

0:49:52 > 0:49:54I don't expect you to understand.

0:49:54 > 0:49:56Hey...

0:49:56 > 0:49:58I may not understand a whole hell of a lot

0:49:58 > 0:50:00about this kind of stuff,

0:50:00 > 0:50:03but I definitely understand not quitting.

0:50:03 > 0:50:05And from what I see, you're pretty good.

0:50:05 > 0:50:08A little discipline, you could make a go of this.

0:50:08 > 0:50:10But what about Murney?

0:50:10 > 0:50:12What about Murney? He's an all-talk...

0:50:12 > 0:50:14So, The Sound Of Music?

0:50:14 > 0:50:16I saw it when I was a kid.

0:50:16 > 0:50:18Really?

0:50:18 > 0:50:20The idea of a nun ditchin' her habit

0:50:20 > 0:50:22for a guy in the military...

0:50:22 > 0:50:24Nothin' wrong with that.

0:50:25 > 0:50:27Do you think girls will think I'm weird?

0:50:27 > 0:50:30I think they probably already do, Seth,

0:50:30 > 0:50:32but you'll kill 'em later.

0:50:34 > 0:50:36Come here.

0:50:37 > 0:50:39Forget about everyone else for a second.

0:50:40 > 0:50:43Is performing what makes you happy?

0:50:43 > 0:50:45Yeah, more than anything.

0:50:47 > 0:50:49All right, fall in.

0:50:51 > 0:50:53Company, centre stage!

0:50:56 > 0:50:59Company! Centre stage!

0:50:59 > 0:51:01Who is this guy?

0:51:01 > 0:51:04Now, do you or do you not

0:51:04 > 0:51:07have what it takes to perform this musical?

0:51:07 > 0:51:08We don't have a director.

0:51:08 > 0:51:10I've directed rescue missions

0:51:10 > 0:51:12all around the world.

0:51:12 > 0:51:16I've directed numerous snatch-and-grabs

0:51:16 > 0:51:18from countries whose names

0:51:18 > 0:51:20you are not allowed to know.

0:51:20 > 0:51:23I've choreographed multi-pronged

0:51:23 > 0:51:27amphibious landings and stealth air attacks.

0:51:27 > 0:51:32Do you think I have the military proficiency...

0:51:32 > 0:51:35to direct this production?

0:51:35 > 0:51:37Yes.

0:51:37 > 0:51:38Yes what?

0:51:38 > 0:51:40ALL: Yes, sir!

0:51:40 > 0:51:43Once upon a time, there was a family...

0:51:43 > 0:51:44of elves.

0:51:44 > 0:51:46And one day,

0:51:46 > 0:51:50the little elf family...

0:51:50 > 0:51:53went into the magic forest

0:51:53 > 0:51:59to find a secret... gnome facility,

0:51:59 > 0:52:05where the gnomes were turning mushrooms into uranium.

0:52:05 > 0:52:10So three elves laid down heavy suppressive fire

0:52:10 > 0:52:11on the gnomes,

0:52:11 > 0:52:16while the others manoeuvred around to the right flank

0:52:16 > 0:52:20finishing off anything left alive.

0:52:20 > 0:52:22Ah.

0:52:24 > 0:52:25And not one of those elves

0:52:25 > 0:52:27were left behind that day.

0:52:29 > 0:52:30We got 'em all.

0:52:33 > 0:52:36Even the teeniest,

0:52:36 > 0:52:40littlest elf of all.

0:52:40 > 0:52:43Rodriguez.

0:52:43 > 0:52:46You're gonna have to do the panda dance, or he won't stop.

0:52:46 > 0:52:47Oh, come on...

0:52:47 > 0:52:49TYLER SCREAMS

0:52:49 > 0:52:51(I don't know how to do the panda dance.)

0:52:51 > 0:52:53I'll write it down for you.

0:52:53 > 0:52:55Close your eyes, go to sleep,

0:52:55 > 0:52:56I'll be right back.

0:52:56 > 0:52:59You gotta do the dance...

0:52:59 > 0:53:01like Dad used to do.

0:53:01 > 0:53:02He made it up for him.

0:53:03 > 0:53:05You have to do the dance to make him sleep.

0:53:05 > 0:53:07Come on.

0:53:09 > 0:53:12# When you're down and low

0:53:12 > 0:53:15# Lower than the floor

0:53:15 > 0:53:18# And you think that you ain't got a chance

0:53:18 > 0:53:20# Bom, bom

0:53:20 > 0:53:23# Don't make a move till you're in the groove... #

0:53:23 > 0:53:24Lulu.

0:53:24 > 0:53:26OK.

0:53:26 > 0:53:28Seth.

0:53:28 > 0:53:30Zoe.

0:53:30 > 0:53:32Ah, today you drive.

0:53:32 > 0:53:34But I can't even pass driver's ed.

0:53:34 > 0:53:36Exactly.

0:53:41 > 0:53:43We're all gonna die.

0:53:43 > 0:53:46Have you ever given a driving lesson before?

0:53:46 > 0:53:48In a mini-van, no.

0:53:48 > 0:53:50But think of it like a Bradley assault vehicle.

0:53:50 > 0:53:52Yeah, especially when Zoe's driving.

0:53:54 > 0:53:57- SHE GASPS - Ah!

0:53:57 > 0:53:58- LULU:- Zoe Plummer!

0:53:58 > 0:54:00- SETH:- Zoe, what are you doing?

0:54:00 > 0:54:02- What are you...? Slow down! - HORN HONKS

0:54:02 > 0:54:03SCREAMING

0:54:08 > 0:54:11SHANE: Whoa, whoa, whoa!

0:54:11 > 0:54:14- Whoa!- Not bad.

0:54:17 > 0:54:19Land!

0:54:19 > 0:54:20Solid land!

0:54:20 > 0:54:21I think it went well.

0:54:21 > 0:54:24Oh, it's so dramatic! Eh!

0:54:26 > 0:54:29- Hey, hey, hey! No fighting. Play nicely.- Sorry.

0:54:29 > 0:54:30Hi.

0:54:30 > 0:54:32Hey, how are you?

0:54:32 > 0:54:35I wanted to tell you I've noticed an improvement in the Plummer kids

0:54:35 > 0:54:37and I'm very impressed.

0:54:37 > 0:54:39Yeah, you know, they're just misunderstood.

0:54:39 > 0:54:42Peter, careful, don't make me come up there.

0:54:42 > 0:54:44Someone just needs to take the time to talk to 'em.

0:54:44 > 0:54:47Sounds like you're getting a little attached.

0:54:47 > 0:54:50- I take my job very seriously.- Uh-huh.

0:54:50 > 0:54:51But it's like you said,

0:54:51 > 0:54:52they're just kids.

0:54:52 > 0:54:55Well, keep up the good work.

0:54:57 > 0:54:58Oh...

0:55:00 > 0:55:02You look very nice today.

0:55:02 > 0:55:04Oh...

0:55:04 > 0:55:06thanks.

0:55:06 > 0:55:07SHE CLEARS HER THROAT

0:55:07 > 0:55:09MUTTERING

0:55:11 > 0:55:13OK, I've had it.

0:55:13 > 0:55:16I caught the kid dancin' under the bleachers to no music.

0:55:16 > 0:55:17I want him out of my class -

0:55:17 > 0:55:20somebody's gotta give this punk a talking-to.

0:55:20 > 0:55:21Seth...

0:55:22 > 0:55:24You got somethin' to say...

0:55:24 > 0:55:25Twinkle-toes?

0:55:27 > 0:55:29Yeah. Yeah, I do, Murney.

0:55:29 > 0:55:31- I quit.- You quit.

0:55:31 > 0:55:33You know why you quit?

0:55:33 > 0:55:34Because you're a quitter.

0:55:34 > 0:55:37And everybody knows that quitters...

0:55:37 > 0:55:39quit.

0:55:42 > 0:55:43What are ya scared of, huh, Prancer?

0:55:43 > 0:55:46I'm not scared. I want to act.

0:55:46 > 0:55:47And I want to take up origami(!)

0:55:47 > 0:55:49I'm in The Sound Of Music.

0:55:49 > 0:55:51Oh, a musical.

0:55:51 > 0:55:53So you're givin' up wrestlin' to be in a musical.

0:55:53 > 0:55:54You see, that's what happens

0:55:54 > 0:55:56when there isn't a man in the house.

0:55:56 > 0:55:57There is a man in the house.

0:55:57 > 0:55:59It's me.

0:56:01 > 0:56:03It's gotta be a tiny house.

0:56:06 > 0:56:09You think you're tough, boy, don't you?

0:56:09 > 0:56:11Hmm?

0:56:11 > 0:56:13Wanna shave the tiger, do ya?

0:56:13 > 0:56:14Huh? Wanna get tough?

0:56:14 > 0:56:16Where'd you wanna do this?

0:56:16 > 0:56:17What are you talkin' about, babysitter?

0:56:17 > 0:56:19You said you wanted to wrestle.

0:56:19 > 0:56:22Where? When?

0:56:23 > 0:56:25After school.

0:56:25 > 0:56:27OK. Today?

0:56:27 > 0:56:30That's right. The gym.

0:56:30 > 0:56:31OK?

0:56:31 > 0:56:33Remember...

0:56:33 > 0:56:35you mess with the bull,

0:56:35 > 0:56:36you get the horns.

0:56:36 > 0:56:39HE SNORTS

0:56:39 > 0:56:40Phew!

0:56:45 > 0:56:47Outta my way!

0:56:49 > 0:56:52- How'd that feel?- It was good.

0:56:55 > 0:56:58Murney's getting his butt kicked!

0:56:58 > 0:56:59BELL RINGS

0:56:59 > 0:57:01CHEERING

0:57:01 > 0:57:02MUSIC: "We Are The Champions" by Queen

0:57:07 > 0:57:10Oh, that is so gross.

0:57:10 > 0:57:13Come on! Come on!

0:57:13 > 0:57:14- What? - CHEERING

0:57:14 > 0:57:16That's it! Ha-ha-ha!

0:57:16 > 0:57:18Someone's gonna get hurt today,

0:57:18 > 0:57:19and you know who it is?

0:57:19 > 0:57:22MOUTHS WORD

0:57:22 > 0:57:27# We will, we will rock you... #

0:57:27 > 0:57:28You're about to enter...

0:57:28 > 0:57:30Murney's house of pain!

0:57:30 > 0:57:31What do you say

0:57:31 > 0:57:33we go over the rules, cue ball?

0:57:33 > 0:57:35Huh?

0:57:38 > 0:57:40Rule number one...

0:57:40 > 0:57:43never be too eager to rush your opponent.

0:57:45 > 0:57:47Wanna play prison rules, frog man?

0:57:47 > 0:57:49Wanna play prison rules? You got it.

0:57:49 > 0:57:51I'll be your daddy.

0:57:54 > 0:57:56- CRUNCH! - Ah!

0:57:57 > 0:58:00Now you've unlocked the beast.

0:58:00 > 0:58:03- CRUNCH! - Ah!

0:58:03 > 0:58:05From this position, it's relatively easy

0:58:05 > 0:58:07to manipulate your opponent.

0:58:07 > 0:58:09Whooooa!

0:58:09 > 0:58:10CHEERING

0:58:10 > 0:58:12Thus we have the chicken wing.

0:58:12 > 0:58:13LAUGHTER

0:58:13 > 0:58:15- (WHIMPERING:) - The chicken wing...

0:58:15 > 0:58:16Whaa...uh!

0:58:16 > 0:58:18The arm bar.

0:58:18 > 0:58:20The crowbar.

0:58:20 > 0:58:22Or my personal favourite...

0:58:22 > 0:58:24Ah!

0:58:24 > 0:58:25..the pacifier!

0:58:25 > 0:58:27CHEERING

0:58:27 > 0:58:29Wow!

0:58:35 > 0:58:37Any questions?

0:58:37 > 0:58:39Anything you didn't understand?

0:58:40 > 0:58:42Ah, the nipple crippler.

0:58:42 > 0:58:46This is a useless, not to mention shameless move

0:58:46 > 0:58:50that ultimately is a sure sign of desperation!

0:58:54 > 0:58:56And finally...

0:59:01 > 0:59:02Pin!

0:59:02 > 0:59:04CHEERING

0:59:04 > 0:59:06That was awesome.

0:59:08 > 0:59:09Are you OK?

0:59:09 > 0:59:11Get away from me!

0:59:13 > 0:59:15Can I get a little help, please?

0:59:15 > 0:59:17I can't move my back. Watch the back!

0:59:17 > 0:59:19MUSIC PLAYS

0:59:27 > 0:59:30# It's a new day but it all feels old

0:59:30 > 0:59:33# It's a good life that's what I'm told

0:59:33 > 0:59:38# But every day... # Go! # ..It all just feels the same

0:59:38 > 0:59:40# And my high school it felt more to me... #

0:59:40 > 0:59:42Ah! Sorry.

0:59:42 > 0:59:46# ..My time spent there it only made me see... #

0:59:46 > 0:59:48I didn't get that cone.

0:59:48 > 0:59:50# ..That I don't ever wanna be like you

0:59:50 > 0:59:53# I don't wanna do the things you do

0:59:53 > 0:59:56# I'm never gonna hear the words you say

0:59:56 > 0:59:58# And I don't ever wanna I don't ever wanna... #

0:59:58 > 1:00:00Crawl! # ..Be you

1:00:00 > 1:00:03# Don't wanna be just like you

1:00:03 > 1:00:05# What I'm saying is this is the anthem

1:00:05 > 1:00:06# Throw all your hands up

1:00:06 > 1:00:10# You...don't wanna be you... #

1:00:11 > 1:00:13DEVICE BEEPS

1:00:14 > 1:00:17See? But he usually breaks down the door.

1:00:19 > 1:00:21# ..I wanna get by and just do my time

1:00:21 > 1:00:24# Out of step while they all get in line

1:00:24 > 1:00:30# I'm just a minor threat so pay no mind... #

1:00:43 > 1:00:46Excellent! Now do it backwards.

1:00:47 > 1:00:49# ..What I'm saying is this is the anthem

1:00:49 > 1:00:50# Throw all your hands up

1:00:50 > 1:00:53# You got to feel me sing if you're with me

1:00:53 > 1:00:55# Another loser anthem... #

1:00:56 > 1:00:59GIGGLING OK.

1:00:59 > 1:01:02# When you're down and low

1:01:02 > 1:01:04# Lower than the floor

1:01:04 > 1:01:07# And you feel like you ain't got a chance... #

1:01:07 > 1:01:09Bom, bom, bom.

1:01:09 > 1:01:12# ..Don't make a move till you're in the groove

1:01:12 > 1:01:16# And do the Peter Panda dance

1:01:16 > 1:01:20# Just hop three times like a kangaroo

1:01:20 > 1:01:24# Side-step twice just like the crabs do

1:01:24 > 1:01:25# Three steps forward

1:01:25 > 1:01:28# One step back

1:01:28 > 1:01:32# Quick, like a turtle lie on your back

1:01:32 > 1:01:34# Roll like a log till you

1:01:34 > 1:01:36# Can't roll no more

1:01:36 > 1:01:40# Better jump quick like there ain't no floor

1:01:40 > 1:01:44# Hold your breath jump to the left

1:01:44 > 1:01:46# And that's the Peter

1:01:46 > 1:01:48# I swear that's the Peter

1:01:48 > 1:01:52# That's the Peter Panda dance. #

1:01:52 > 1:01:53GIGGLING

1:01:53 > 1:01:54Again!

1:01:54 > 1:01:56Again?!

1:01:56 > 1:01:57You're going to sleep.

1:01:57 > 1:01:59Good night, Peter Panda.

1:01:59 > 1:02:01Good night, Daddy.

1:02:08 > 1:02:10Good night, little fellow.

1:02:20 > 1:02:23MUSIC: The Good, The Bad And The Ugly theme

1:02:23 > 1:02:25Hey, skeever, what do you put in a jar

1:02:25 > 1:02:27and shake till they're dead?

1:02:27 > 1:02:29Fireflies?

1:02:31 > 1:02:35Go away and we won't hurt you.

1:02:40 > 1:02:41GIRLS: Haaii...yaaah!

1:02:41 > 1:02:43SHE SHOUTS MOVES

1:02:45 > 1:02:47Haaaiii...yaaah!

1:02:52 > 1:02:54Don't even think about it.

1:02:54 > 1:02:56# I've got the power

1:03:03 > 1:03:05# I've got the power

1:03:12 > 1:03:13# I've got the power... #

1:03:13 > 1:03:14Cookie.

1:03:15 > 1:03:17Eat it, you jerk!

1:03:17 > 1:03:18Go get 'em!

1:03:18 > 1:03:20# ..I've got the power. #

1:03:30 > 1:03:36From now on, you do things our way! No highway option!

1:03:36 > 1:03:39- Hah! - BOYS: Ah!

1:03:39 > 1:03:41- GIRLS:- # I don't care what has been said

1:03:41 > 1:03:43# Fireflies rock we'll speed ahead

1:03:43 > 1:03:45# Give me guff I'm in your face

1:03:45 > 1:03:48# Fireflies rule the human race

1:03:48 > 1:03:49# Sound off

1:03:49 > 1:03:50# 1, 2

1:03:50 > 1:03:51# 3, 4

1:03:51 > 1:03:52# 1, 2

1:03:52 > 1:03:53# 3, 4! #

1:03:53 > 1:03:55CHEERING

1:03:56 > 1:03:58- Gary the duck?- No.

1:03:58 > 1:04:00We've been here two weeks.

1:04:00 > 1:04:02This is a matter of national security.

1:04:02 > 1:04:04Well, I am sorry, sir,

1:04:04 > 1:04:06but none of these answers ring true.

1:04:11 > 1:04:15Howard, I'm so stupid.

1:04:16 > 1:04:19Is it...my angel?

1:04:19 > 1:04:21Yes, it is, indeed.

1:04:21 > 1:04:23Ha-ha!

1:04:26 > 1:04:29Well, I'll leave you to your business.

1:04:29 > 1:04:30Yeah.

1:04:35 > 1:04:38Please, Howard. No more surprises.

1:04:58 > 1:05:02Zoe, a rookie sniper could drop you like a deer.

1:05:02 > 1:05:04Good.

1:05:04 > 1:05:05Good?

1:05:05 > 1:05:07All right. This is about Scott again.

1:05:07 > 1:05:11No, it's...it's not.

1:05:11 > 1:05:13You were right about him.

1:05:13 > 1:05:15He's a stupid guy.

1:05:15 > 1:05:17So what's wrong?

1:05:17 > 1:05:19Nothing.

1:05:19 > 1:05:23Nothing? OK.

1:05:32 > 1:05:36You know, when I was little, my mom left.

1:05:36 > 1:05:41And my dad was a spec op soldier like me.

1:05:41 > 1:05:46When I was 8, he shipped me off to military school.

1:05:52 > 1:05:54I guess he liked being a solider

1:05:54 > 1:05:56more than he liked being a dad.

1:05:58 > 1:06:01One day, I get a letter...

1:06:01 > 1:06:03no more dad.

1:06:05 > 1:06:06That's terrible.

1:06:08 > 1:06:10The thing is, for a long time

1:06:10 > 1:06:12I thought that if I talked about it, I was letting him down,

1:06:12 > 1:06:16like I was supposed to be brave or something.

1:06:18 > 1:06:20Yeah.

1:06:24 > 1:06:28It's OK to talk about your dad, Zoe.

1:06:30 > 1:06:32I do miss him.

1:06:32 > 1:06:33So much.

1:06:36 > 1:06:38I don't know. I just...

1:06:38 > 1:06:42I wanna be strong for Lulu and Tyler and Peter

1:06:42 > 1:06:44and Seth and my mom.

1:06:44 > 1:06:47That's such a big burden to carry.

1:06:50 > 1:06:52I know.

1:06:54 > 1:06:57I miss him so much.

1:06:57 > 1:06:59It's OK to miss your dad.

1:07:03 > 1:07:05PHONE RINGS

1:07:05 > 1:07:07SHANE: I'll get it.

1:07:07 > 1:07:08- Really?- Yes.

1:07:08 > 1:07:11- Really?!- Yes!

1:07:11 > 1:07:14Seth! Seth, guess what. Mom's coming home.

1:07:14 > 1:07:15When?

1:07:15 > 1:07:17Tomorrow. She's coming home tomorrow.

1:07:17 > 1:07:18When did you talk to her?

1:07:18 > 1:07:20Peter, Mommy's coming home!

1:07:20 > 1:07:21Here, buddy. Mommy's coming home.

1:07:21 > 1:07:23Mom's coming home.

1:07:23 > 1:07:25- She is?- Uh-huh.

1:07:25 > 1:07:26Mom's coming home?

1:07:26 > 1:07:28Mommy's coming home.

1:07:29 > 1:07:31CHILDREN CHATTER

1:07:31 > 1:07:32Zoe, when is she leaving?

1:07:32 > 1:07:34When's her flight?

1:07:34 > 1:07:35What are we gonna do?

1:07:35 > 1:07:36Something nice...

1:07:36 > 1:07:38Yeah, we should do something really nice.

1:07:38 > 1:07:40We should make her something.

1:07:40 > 1:07:42We'll clean up the entire house!

1:07:42 > 1:07:43Oh, that's a good idea.

1:07:43 > 1:07:45We should make a banner too.

1:07:45 > 1:07:46Yeah. Yeah. In the family room.

1:07:49 > 1:07:50QUACKING

1:08:01 > 1:08:03QUACKING

1:08:04 > 1:08:08What's wrong, Gary? Foot got stuck?

1:08:13 > 1:08:14Just stay still.

1:08:35 > 1:08:37Hi. Come on in.

1:08:40 > 1:08:42- Are you ready?- Yeah.

1:08:45 > 1:08:47MOBILE RINGS

1:08:47 > 1:08:48Yes?

1:08:48 > 1:08:49'Hey, it's Shane.'

1:08:49 > 1:08:52I have excellent news. I think I found Ghost.

1:08:52 > 1:08:54Do you have it?

1:08:54 > 1:08:56No, it's in a steel vault. It needs some sort of two-pronged key.

1:08:56 > 1:08:58I been working on it all night, but it's tough.

1:08:58 > 1:09:00Great. Good work, Shane.

1:09:00 > 1:09:02We're on our way to the airport.

1:09:02 > 1:09:04Don't do anything further. I'll be there soon.

1:09:04 > 1:09:05Yes, sir.

1:09:08 > 1:09:10Ready?

1:09:10 > 1:09:12The good news is once I give this to my CO,

1:09:12 > 1:09:14whoever's been bothering you

1:09:14 > 1:09:15ain't gonna be bothering you any more.

1:09:15 > 1:09:16Really?

1:09:16 > 1:09:18Really.

1:09:19 > 1:09:20What's wrong, Lulu?

1:09:20 > 1:09:22Your mother's coming home. You should be happy.

1:09:22 > 1:09:25But, Shane...doesn't that mean you have to go?

1:09:25 > 1:09:27You guys should go upstairs and get ready.

1:09:27 > 1:09:29Your mother will be home soon.

1:09:46 > 1:09:47I had a fight with Zoe before I left,

1:09:47 > 1:09:49so they probably trashed the place.

1:09:49 > 1:09:52# The hills are alive

1:09:52 > 1:09:54# With the sound of music

1:09:54 > 1:09:57# Ah ah ah ah

1:09:57 > 1:10:01# With songs they have sung

1:10:01 > 1:10:04# For a thousand years

1:10:04 > 1:10:06# Ah ah ah ah

1:10:06 > 1:10:10- # The hills fill my heart - Ah ah ah ah

1:10:10 > 1:10:13# With the sound of music

1:10:13 > 1:10:16# Ah ah ah ah

1:10:16 > 1:10:20# My heart wants to sing every song

1:10:20 > 1:10:23# It hears

1:10:23 > 1:10:25# Every song that it hears

1:10:25 > 1:10:28# My heart wants to beat like the wings

1:10:28 > 1:10:30# Of the birds that... #

1:10:30 > 1:10:31MUSIC STOPS

1:10:35 > 1:10:37Welcome home, Mom.

1:10:51 > 1:10:54I am so proud of you. I truly am.

1:10:54 > 1:10:57I am going to give you your choice of assignment.

1:10:57 > 1:10:59Anywhere you wanna go, you just name it.

1:10:59 > 1:11:01Ha-ha.

1:11:01 > 1:11:03Well, I appreciate that.

1:11:03 > 1:11:06But I'll have to think about it.

1:11:07 > 1:11:09You're gonna have to think about it?

1:11:09 > 1:11:12Well, the military's all I've ever known.

1:11:12 > 1:11:13I have no regrets.

1:11:13 > 1:11:15I should hope not.

1:11:15 > 1:11:17It's just that being with this family...

1:11:17 > 1:11:19I've never had a family, so...

1:11:19 > 1:11:21Put your hands up!

1:11:22 > 1:11:24The Chuns?

1:11:25 > 1:11:27You gotta be kidding me.

1:11:27 > 1:11:28Bill, I swear to God, I checked them out.

1:11:28 > 1:11:30Give us the key.

1:11:30 > 1:11:32Put your hands up!

1:11:32 > 1:11:35OK. All right.

1:11:35 > 1:11:36Here.

1:11:37 > 1:11:39Now!

1:11:45 > 1:11:47You promised us Ghost months ago!

1:11:47 > 1:11:50I'm sorry. There were delays.

1:11:50 > 1:11:52Sha...! Mmm!

1:11:52 > 1:11:53Stop talking.

1:11:53 > 1:11:56Shane's not gonna be babysitting any more.

1:11:56 > 1:11:58MUFFLED CRIES

1:11:58 > 1:12:00I trusted you. Howard trusted you.

1:12:00 > 1:12:03You've betrayed us and...

1:12:03 > 1:12:05you've betrayed this country.

1:12:05 > 1:12:08Guess what. North Korea pays better.

1:12:08 > 1:12:09Chun!

1:12:09 > 1:12:11Watch them. They're squirming.

1:12:11 > 1:12:14You two, come with me.

1:12:15 > 1:12:18MUFFLED CRIES

1:12:51 > 1:12:53Did you bring the stethoscope, Mrs Chun?

1:12:53 > 1:12:56No. But I've got some C4.

1:13:05 > 1:13:08I just had my eyebrows done!

1:13:09 > 1:13:10Oh.

1:13:22 > 1:13:24HE CRIES

1:13:29 > 1:13:31Quiet!

1:13:36 > 1:13:38I said quiet, you little bug!

1:13:38 > 1:13:40CRYING CONTINUES

1:13:41 > 1:13:42Now, Peter!

1:13:51 > 1:13:53Aaaiii...yaahh!

1:13:53 > 1:13:54That's cute.

1:14:18 > 1:14:20That stuff doesn't hurt.

1:14:24 > 1:14:25Shane, you can't do this!

1:14:25 > 1:14:27You can't leave a man behind!

1:14:27 > 1:14:29Hold on. I got it.

1:14:30 > 1:14:32- Shane!- Shane!- Where's Mom?

1:14:32 > 1:14:33Mom?

1:14:33 > 1:14:36I'll find her. You guys run and get help.

1:14:36 > 1:14:37Hurry!

1:14:37 > 1:14:39Are you sure you're gonna be OK?

1:14:39 > 1:14:42Yes, Lulu. Go. Get help!

1:14:46 > 1:14:48Hold on!

1:14:48 > 1:14:49Are you there?

1:14:49 > 1:14:52They're heading for the car!

1:14:52 > 1:14:53Zoe, call 911!

1:14:53 > 1:14:55- ZOE:- Oh, my God! I forgot my cell phone!

1:14:55 > 1:14:57Great, the only time you actually don't have your cell phone...

1:14:57 > 1:14:59- We're gonna be OK. - Oh!

1:15:09 > 1:15:11Oh, my God. What do we do?

1:15:11 > 1:15:12Find a cop.

1:15:12 > 1:15:14HORNS HONK AND TYRES SCREECH

1:15:21 > 1:15:22Ah!

1:15:22 > 1:15:25ALL: Ah!

1:15:29 > 1:15:30TYRES SCREECH

1:15:34 > 1:15:35He's gaining on us.

1:15:35 > 1:15:36I'll handle it.

1:15:42 > 1:15:44Ah!

1:15:44 > 1:15:46SCREAMING

1:15:52 > 1:15:54HE SCREAMS

1:16:02 > 1:16:04Look, Zoe, it's the cops.

1:16:06 > 1:16:08SIREN BLARES

1:16:11 > 1:16:13CHEERING

1:16:13 > 1:16:15I assume you heard the baloney bandit has struck again.

1:16:15 > 1:16:17I accept total responsibility.

1:16:17 > 1:16:20My intelligence... well, it just... it was faulty.

1:16:20 > 1:16:23If I had better resources...

1:16:25 > 1:16:28SIRENS BLARE

1:16:32 > 1:16:35I told you not to pass her in driver's ed.

1:16:36 > 1:16:38You have exactly three seconds

1:16:38 > 1:16:40to get me through this minefield.

1:16:40 > 1:16:421, 2...

1:16:42 > 1:16:44SHANE: Bill.

1:16:44 > 1:16:45She doesn't know.

1:16:47 > 1:16:49And you're not taking another parent away from those kids.

1:16:49 > 1:16:52Now leave the family alone, and I'll get you in.

1:16:52 > 1:16:53You better not be bluffing.

1:16:59 > 1:17:03Zoe...Seth...Lulu...

1:17:03 > 1:17:05Peter...Tyler.

1:17:08 > 1:17:10Ah!

1:17:10 > 1:17:11That was the code.

1:17:11 > 1:17:13I saw Mr Plummer use it to open the briefcase.

1:17:13 > 1:17:15You think this is a game?

1:17:15 > 1:17:18Code or no code, open it. Now.

1:17:18 > 1:17:20You can't make him do this.

1:17:20 > 1:17:22I know Howard. You haven't got a chance.

1:17:22 > 1:17:25# A chance

1:17:28 > 1:17:31# When you're kind of low

1:17:31 > 1:17:33# Lower than the floor

1:17:33 > 1:17:38# And you feel like you don't have a chance

1:17:41 > 1:17:45# Don't make a move till you're in the groove

1:17:45 > 1:17:47# Do the Peter Panda dance

1:17:49 > 1:17:51# Hop three times

1:17:51 > 1:17:54# Like a kangaroo

1:17:54 > 1:17:56# Side-step twice

1:17:56 > 1:17:58# Just like the crabs...uh...do

1:17:58 > 1:18:01# Three steps forward one step back... #

1:18:01 > 1:18:04Quick, like a turtle, lie on your back!

1:18:05 > 1:18:08# ..Roll like a rock till you can't no more

1:18:08 > 1:18:11# And jump quick like there ain't no floor

1:18:13 > 1:18:15# Hold your breath

1:18:15 > 1:18:17# Step to the left... #

1:18:27 > 1:18:29And that's the Peter Panda dance.

1:18:30 > 1:18:33All right. Go.

1:18:33 > 1:18:36Yeah, right(!)

1:18:36 > 1:18:38OK, I'll go first.

1:18:47 > 1:18:48Great work, Shane.

1:18:48 > 1:18:49I knew you'd figure it out.

1:18:49 > 1:18:51I think you'd better open it.

1:18:56 > 1:18:58No, no, no. Wait, wait, wait, wait.

1:18:58 > 1:19:00Back away.

1:19:01 > 1:19:03YOU open it.

1:19:04 > 1:19:06Come on. I walked the floor first.

1:19:06 > 1:19:09No way. You can do it, soldier man.

1:19:41 > 1:19:43Any last words, Shane?

1:19:43 > 1:19:45Say good night, Peter Panda.

1:19:49 > 1:19:50Uh!

1:19:53 > 1:19:54Shane, are you OK?

1:19:55 > 1:19:56Uh!

1:19:59 > 1:20:01She was never a good neighbour.

1:20:31 > 1:20:33Zoe, you're going too fast!

1:20:33 > 1:20:35You're not gonna have enough time to stop!

1:20:35 > 1:20:36Who said anything about stopping?

1:20:36 > 1:20:38I'm parking.

1:20:38 > 1:20:40SCREAMING

1:20:49 > 1:20:52Hey! Hey, hey! What are you doing to these kids?

1:20:52 > 1:20:55Freeze! Hands where I can see them!

1:20:55 > 1:20:57SHANE: OK. Calm down.

1:20:57 > 1:20:59Everybody... put your weapons down!

1:21:02 > 1:21:04I want the Ghost.

1:21:04 > 1:21:05QUACKING

1:21:10 > 1:21:13SHANE: Um...calm down. It's just a duck.

1:21:14 > 1:21:16- MR CHUN: - Where's the Ghost?

1:21:16 > 1:21:18I have it here.

1:21:18 > 1:21:20Bring it here!

1:21:25 > 1:21:27Put it on the ground.

1:21:32 > 1:21:35HE MUMBLES

1:21:35 > 1:21:36OK, duck whisperer.

1:21:36 > 1:21:38Step away!

1:21:40 > 1:21:42QUACKING

1:21:44 > 1:21:45Gary, now! QUACKING

1:21:49 > 1:21:51SCREAMING

1:21:54 > 1:21:55I couldn't let you have all the fun.

1:22:05 > 1:22:08So, I guess you'll be taking off now, huh?

1:22:08 > 1:22:13Seeing as there's no reason to stick around any more.

1:22:13 > 1:22:15I'm still here, aren't I?

1:22:15 > 1:22:18Hmm. Yeah.

1:22:20 > 1:22:22What now?

1:22:22 > 1:22:25I don't know. Uh, I'm on dry land.

1:22:25 > 1:22:26True.

1:22:26 > 1:22:29And you're the superior officer.

1:22:29 > 1:22:32True.

1:22:32 > 1:22:33So you tell me.

1:22:40 > 1:22:42- A-hem.- Lulu.

1:22:42 > 1:22:45Excuse me, ma'am. Could I have a few words with you, please?

1:22:45 > 1:22:46Sure.

1:22:46 > 1:22:48Well, we...I... you know...

1:22:49 > 1:22:51Oh.

1:22:52 > 1:22:54We'll talk later.

1:22:55 > 1:22:57Mission accomplished, soldier.

1:22:57 > 1:22:59I suppose it is.

1:22:59 > 1:23:01Guess you'll be leaving us now.

1:23:01 > 1:23:03I guess so.

1:23:05 > 1:23:07I want you to have this.

1:23:10 > 1:23:13Cos I don't want you ever to forget me.

1:23:16 > 1:23:18I will never forget you.

1:23:21 > 1:23:23Cos you're the best friend I ever had.

1:23:23 > 1:23:27No matter how far...

1:23:27 > 1:23:29or long life takes me away,

1:23:29 > 1:23:32I will always be thinking about you.

1:23:34 > 1:23:36I love you, Shane.

1:23:38 > 1:23:40I love you too.

1:23:49 > 1:23:52From now on, it's your command.

1:23:55 > 1:23:57At ease, soldiers.

1:23:57 > 1:24:01SHANE: Your father would be so proud of all of you.

1:24:02 > 1:24:04TYLER WHIMPERS

1:24:04 > 1:24:05Oh.

1:24:05 > 1:24:07Look who just woke up.

1:24:08 > 1:24:10- LULU:- Shane? - Yes?

1:24:10 > 1:24:12Are we ever gonna see you again?

1:24:12 > 1:24:14What are you talking about?

1:24:14 > 1:24:16We still have one more mission.

1:24:16 > 1:24:20# You are 16, going on 17

1:24:20 > 1:24:23# Baby, it's time to think

1:24:23 > 1:24:26# Better be wary, canny and careful

1:24:26 > 1:24:29# Baby, you're on the brink

1:24:29 > 1:24:33# You are 16, going on 17

1:24:33 > 1:24:36# Fellows will fall in line

1:24:36 > 1:24:38# Eager young lads... #

1:24:38 > 1:24:39Yes!

1:24:39 > 1:24:40# ..And roues and cads

1:24:40 > 1:24:43# Will offer you food and wine. #

1:24:43 > 1:24:48# Climb every mountain

1:24:48 > 1:24:52# Ford every stream

1:24:52 > 1:24:54# Follow every rainbow... #

1:24:54 > 1:24:56Looks like you have a hit on your hands.

1:24:56 > 1:24:58- You think so? - Mm-hm.

1:24:58 > 1:24:59Maybe you should take over the drama department

1:24:59 > 1:25:01instead of the wrestling team.

1:25:03 > 1:25:05It's gonna be nice having you around now.

1:25:05 > 1:25:08Now that Murney's found his true calling.

1:25:08 > 1:25:11- MURNEY: - # ..Climb every mountain

1:25:11 > 1:25:16# Ford every stream... #

1:25:16 > 1:25:18It's gonna be my pleasure

1:25:18 > 1:25:19serving with you.

1:25:19 > 1:25:25# ..Till you find

1:25:25 > 1:25:30# Your dre...e...e...eam...

1:25:30 > 1:25:37# ..e...e...e...e...eam! #

1:25:37 > 1:25:40APPLAUSE

1:26:19 > 1:26:24# Every morning I wake up just the same

1:26:24 > 1:26:28# Another victim of ordinary fame

1:26:28 > 1:26:32# I don't see myself as invincible

1:26:32 > 1:26:34# It's not

1:26:34 > 1:26:36# True at all

1:26:36 > 1:26:39# I'm just your average ordinary

1:26:39 > 1:26:42# Everyday superhero

1:26:42 > 1:26:44# Trying to save the world

1:26:44 > 1:26:46# But never really sure

1:26:46 > 1:26:48# I'm just your average ordinary

1:26:48 > 1:26:51# Everyday superhero

1:26:51 > 1:26:53# Nothing more than that

1:26:53 > 1:26:56# That's all I really am

1:26:56 > 1:26:58# Just a day job

1:26:58 > 1:27:01- # That someone's got to do - Got to do

1:27:01 > 1:27:02# It's kind of hard

1:27:02 > 1:27:05# When everyone looks up to you... #

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