0:00:38 > 0:00:43- TANNOY:- 'Announcing the arrival of flight 9435 from Beijing.
0:00:43 > 0:00:46'Customer service representative, please report to gate C.'
0:01:06 > 0:01:10- What's the purpose of your visit? - Business or pleasure?
0:01:10 > 0:01:13What is the purpose of your visit? Business or pleasure?
0:01:13 > 0:01:15- Just visiting. Shopping. - Plaisir.
0:01:15 > 0:01:17- It's pleasure. - Business.
0:01:17 > 0:01:20How long will you be staying in the United States?
0:01:20 > 0:01:24Could I see your return ticket, please?
0:01:24 > 0:01:26- Business or pleasure? - One month.
0:01:26 > 0:01:29Enjoy your stay. Next.
0:01:39 > 0:01:41- Stand by. He's fishing. - 'Copy that.'
0:01:41 > 0:01:45See this bunch of Mickey Mouse sweatshirts down here?
0:01:45 > 0:01:48Tour from China connecting to Orlando.
0:01:48 > 0:01:52When did you last see Chinese tourists going to DisneyWorld,
0:01:52 > 0:01:57- not one had a camera?- Possible forged documents on ten and 11.
0:01:57 > 0:02:00SHOUTING IN CHINESE
0:02:04 > 0:02:07Sir? Sir? Passport?
0:02:08 > 0:02:11Thank you.
0:02:12 > 0:02:14Welcome, Mr...Navorski.
0:02:14 > 0:02:18- Purpose of your visit? - HE SPEAKS RUSSIAN
0:02:18 > 0:02:21Business or pleasure?
0:02:21 > 0:02:24Englise me...no good.
0:02:34 > 0:02:37Sir, I have an IBIS hit on six.
0:02:38 > 0:02:41Mr Navorski, please follow me.
0:02:49 > 0:02:53All right, Mr Navorski, we would like you to wait right here, please?
0:03:10 > 0:03:14What exactly are you doing in the United States, Mr Navorski?
0:03:19 > 0:03:22STRONG EUROPEAN ACCENT Yellow taxi cab, please.
0:03:22 > 0:03:25Take me to Ra...mada Inn.
0:03:25 > 0:03:28161 Lexington.
0:03:32 > 0:03:34You're staying at the Ramada Inn?
0:03:34 > 0:03:36Keep the change.
0:03:36 > 0:03:39Do you know anyone in New York?
0:03:39 > 0:03:41Yes.
0:03:41 > 0:03:43Who?
0:03:43 > 0:03:45Yes.
0:03:45 > 0:03:47Who?
0:03:47 > 0:03:51- Yes.- No, do you know anyone in New York?
0:03:51 > 0:03:54- Yes. Yes. - Who?- Yes.
0:03:59 > 0:04:02161.
0:04:02 > 0:04:06Lex... OK, Mr Navorski, I'm gonna need to see your return ticket, please.
0:04:06 > 0:04:09No, your return ticket.
0:04:09 > 0:04:11- Your... - Oh, yes.
0:04:11 > 0:04:13- Ah. - SCREAMING
0:04:13 > 0:04:17Now this is just a standard procedure.
0:04:18 > 0:04:21I'm gonna need the passport also.
0:04:21 > 0:04:24- Oh.- No, no, no. - Thank you.
0:04:24 > 0:04:26No, Mr Navorski.
0:04:26 > 0:04:30That. Passport.
0:04:31 > 0:04:34That.
0:04:40 > 0:04:44Mr Navorski, sorry to keep you waiting. How are you? Frank Dixon.
0:04:44 > 0:04:48I'm the director of Customs and Border Protection here at JFK.
0:04:48 > 0:04:52Which means that I help people with their immigration problems.
0:04:52 > 0:04:56Now, we're looking for an interpreter. Do we have one?
0:04:56 > 0:04:59OK. But I understand that you speak a little English.
0:04:59 > 0:05:01- Yes.- You do? - Yes.- OK.
0:05:01 > 0:05:05- Yes.- Good. I hope you don't mind if I eat while we talk.
0:05:05 > 0:05:09I have bad news. Your country has suspended all travelling privileges
0:05:09 > 0:05:13on passports issued by your government. And our State Department
0:05:13 > 0:05:17has revoked the visa that allowed you to into the United States.
0:05:17 > 0:05:20That's it in a nutshell, basically.
0:05:20 > 0:05:22It seems while you were in the air,
0:05:22 > 0:05:26there was a military coup in your country. Now, most of the dead
0:05:26 > 0:05:30were the presidential guard, attacked in the middle of the night.
0:05:30 > 0:05:35There were few civilian casualties. I'm sure your family's fine.
0:05:36 > 0:05:39Mr Navorski, your country was annexed from the inside.
0:05:39 > 0:05:42Republic of Krakozhia is under new leadership.
0:05:42 > 0:05:45Krakozhia! Krakozhia.
0:05:47 > 0:05:50- Krakozhia. - Right. I don't think, er...
0:05:50 > 0:05:54I don't think he gets it. OK. Er, let me...let me... OK.
0:05:54 > 0:05:58Look, imagine that these potato chips are Krakozhia, OK?
0:05:58 > 0:06:02- Er, Kra...kozhia. - Krakozhia.
0:06:02 > 0:06:04- Yes. - Krakozhia. OK.
0:06:04 > 0:06:08- So the potato chips are Krakozhia, OK?- OK.
0:06:08 > 0:06:11- And this apple - - Big Apple. Big Apple.
0:06:11 > 0:06:15..Big Apple represents the Liberty rebels, OK?
0:06:18 > 0:06:22No more Krakozhia. OK? New government.
0:06:22 > 0:06:25Revolution! You understand?
0:06:25 > 0:06:29All the flights in and out of your country are suspended indefinitely.
0:06:29 > 0:06:33The new government has sealed all the borders so your passport
0:06:33 > 0:06:36is not valid. So currently, you are a citizen of nowhere.
0:06:36 > 0:06:40Even if we could get you new papers, we couldn't process them until US
0:06:40 > 0:06:44recognises your country's new diplomatic reclassification.
0:06:44 > 0:06:47You don't qualify for asylum, refugee status,
0:06:47 > 0:06:50temporary protective status, humanitarian parole,
0:06:50 > 0:06:54non-immigration work, travel or diplomatic visas.
0:06:54 > 0:06:56You are, at this time, simply...
0:06:57 > 0:06:59..unacceptable.
0:06:59 > 0:07:02- Unacceptable. - Unacceptable.
0:07:02 > 0:07:07Unacceptable. Big Apple tour include Brooklyn Bridge,
0:07:07 > 0:07:10Empire State, Broadway show, Cats.
0:07:10 > 0:07:14Well, I got more bad news for you, Mr Navorski. Cats has closed.
0:07:14 > 0:07:16OK. Now I go...New York City.
0:07:16 > 0:07:20- Thank you. - No, Mr Navorski, look,
0:07:20 > 0:07:24- I cannot allow you to enter the United States.- Krakozhia.
0:07:24 > 0:07:28- We can't allow you to go home. - You don't really have a home.
0:07:28 > 0:07:32Technically it doesn't exist. It's like a... Twilight Zone.
0:07:32 > 0:07:35- Ever see that show?- Yes. - Did you get that show?- Yes.
0:07:35 > 0:07:38Nightmare at 30,000 feet, Zanti Misfits.
0:07:38 > 0:07:41Zanti Misfits is Outer Limits, sir.
0:07:41 > 0:07:45- Is it? It's not important. Anyway - - Where do I buy the Nike shoes?
0:07:45 > 0:07:48OK, Mr Navorski, come here. Walk with me.
0:07:48 > 0:07:52Here's my dilemma, you have no legal right to enter the United States
0:07:52 > 0:07:55and I have no legal right to detain you.
0:07:55 > 0:07:59- You have fallen through a small crack in the system.- Crack?
0:07:59 > 0:08:03Yes, until we get this sorted out, I have no choice but to allow you
0:08:03 > 0:08:07to enter the international transit lounge. I'll sign a release form
0:08:07 > 0:08:10- that will make you a free man.- Free? - Free.- Free.
0:08:10 > 0:08:13Free to go anywhere you like within the confines
0:08:13 > 0:08:16of the international transit lounge.
0:08:16 > 0:08:18- OK? - OK.
0:08:18 > 0:08:22OK. OK. OK. OK.
0:08:22 > 0:08:26I'm sure that Uncle Sam will have this all sorted out by tomorrow
0:08:26 > 0:08:30- and welcome to the United States. Almost.- Thank you.
0:08:30 > 0:08:32OK, thanks.
0:08:49 > 0:08:51OK.
0:08:51 > 0:08:54Now, Mr Navorski,
0:08:54 > 0:08:59Mr Navorski. Mr Navorski! This is the international transit lounge.
0:08:59 > 0:09:03You're free to wait here. These are food vouchers. You can use them
0:09:03 > 0:09:07up in the food court. Your Krakozhian money is no good here.
0:09:07 > 0:09:11This is a 15-minute pre-paid calling card. You may call home if you like.
0:09:11 > 0:09:15This, in case we need to contact you, is a pager.
0:09:15 > 0:09:18You must keep this with you at all times.
0:09:19 > 0:09:23Here is an ID badge for you to get into CBP.
0:09:23 > 0:09:27Beyond those doors... Er, Mr Navorski, Mr Navorski,
0:09:27 > 0:09:31I need you to look at them. Beyond those doors is American soil.
0:09:31 > 0:09:34Mr Dixon wants to make it very clear to you
0:09:34 > 0:09:37that you are not to enter through those doors.
0:09:37 > 0:09:40You are not to leave this building. America is closed.
0:09:40 > 0:09:44America closed. America closed.
0:09:44 > 0:09:46What... What I do?
0:09:46 > 0:09:49There's only one thing you can do here, Mr Navorski.
0:09:49 > 0:09:52Shop.
0:09:56 > 0:09:59# FANFARE OF PATRIOTIC MUSIC
0:10:04 > 0:10:07- TV:- '..International communities try to make inroads
0:10:07 > 0:10:11'to a peaceful resolution. Meanwhile a troubled populous has to wonder
0:10:11 > 0:10:15- 'if they will ever find political stability...'- Krakozhia. Oh.
0:10:15 > 0:10:17Krakozhia. Oh.
0:10:17 > 0:10:20"And next this hour..."
0:10:20 > 0:10:22Hey. Hey.
0:10:26 > 0:10:30'..Have been taken hostage. We're also hearing now that
0:10:30 > 0:10:34- 'the Vice President was killed along with four cabinet members.' - HE SHOUTS
0:10:34 > 0:10:38'By dawn, rebel leaders had surrounded state houses.
0:10:38 > 0:10:41'In a symbolic gesture,
0:10:41 > 0:10:44'the national flag of Krakozhia was torn down.'
0:11:09 > 0:11:11Listen. Please. Listen.
0:11:11 > 0:11:14Televiso!
0:11:14 > 0:11:17Krakozhia. Krakozhia!
0:11:32 > 0:11:35Televiso. Televiso.
0:11:35 > 0:11:37Please, televiso.
0:11:37 > 0:11:41'This from our overseas bureau. Last night a military coup
0:11:41 > 0:11:44'overthrew the government of Krakozhia.
0:11:44 > 0:11:48'Bombing and gunfire were heard through the night.
0:11:48 > 0:11:52'We are told the president and his top aides have been taken hostage.'
0:11:52 > 0:11:56Bonjour, monsieur. You are a Red Carpet Club member?
0:11:56 > 0:12:00- There has been... - I need to see your boarding pass
0:12:00 > 0:12:02and club card, sir?
0:12:02 > 0:12:06- I'm sorry, this is a private lounge. - HE SHOUTS
0:12:06 > 0:12:09The public lounge is downstairs.
0:12:10 > 0:12:13SPEAKS RUSSIAN
0:12:48 > 0:12:51- Please... - Watch it!- Please.
0:12:51 > 0:12:53Please. Telephone.
0:12:53 > 0:12:55Telephone.
0:12:55 > 0:12:57Telephone?
0:12:59 > 0:13:01Please. Please.
0:13:01 > 0:13:03Please, please.
0:13:29 > 0:13:32- TANNOY:- 'Welcome to JFK International airport.
0:13:32 > 0:13:37'For security reasons, please keep your luggage with you at all times.
0:13:37 > 0:13:40'Unattended luggage will be removed for inspection
0:13:40 > 0:13:42'and may be destroyed.'
0:13:45 > 0:13:48HE SPEAKS RUSSIAN
0:13:53 > 0:13:56CRACKING / RIPPING
0:13:56 > 0:13:58Oh, my God. Oh, my God!
0:13:58 > 0:14:03You broke my bag! I got this in Paris! It's my favourite bag!
0:14:03 > 0:14:06I can't believe you just broke my bag!
0:14:06 > 0:14:09Mom! Dad! He broke my bag.
0:14:18 > 0:14:20Food. Food.
0:14:20 > 0:14:22- Excuse me.- Please. - Stop it, stop it.
0:14:22 > 0:14:25- Do you have an appointment? - Er.
0:14:25 > 0:14:28Sorry, I don't let anyone to look
0:14:28 > 0:14:30at my trash without an appointment.
0:14:30 > 0:14:34- Er...- I have an opening next Tuesday. - Tuesday!
0:14:34 > 0:14:37Monday, Tuesday, Wed-nez-day. Tuesday?
0:14:37 > 0:14:42Tuesday is a good time for you to come back and get lost, OK? Goodbye.
0:14:42 > 0:14:44Sorry.
0:14:44 > 0:14:47Tuesday.
0:16:40 > 0:16:42Gaaagh.
0:17:34 > 0:17:36HE SIGHS
0:17:36 > 0:17:38ENGINE ROARS
0:17:38 > 0:17:40Don't shoot!
0:17:47 > 0:17:50- She sleeps 12, Frank. - Yeah.
0:17:50 > 0:17:54Has 120-volt generator, wet bar, gas range.
0:17:54 > 0:17:58- She looks amazing.- She's my dream. My gold at the end of the rainbow.
0:17:58 > 0:18:03She's a beautiful boat and I hope you get her soon. You've earned her.
0:18:03 > 0:18:07- Thank you, Frank.- You have. - Actually, I bought her yesterday.
0:18:07 > 0:18:10Oh, come on. Congratulations.
0:18:10 > 0:18:13Frank, I'm nominating you to take my place.
0:18:13 > 0:18:17Starting today, you will assume the duties of Acting Field Commissioner,
0:18:17 > 0:18:20until you get approval from Washington.
0:18:20 > 0:18:23- Really?- Uh-huh. - I don't know what to say.
0:18:23 > 0:18:27- Jesus. Richard, is this real? - Oh, it's real, Frank, it's real.
0:18:27 > 0:18:30Don't you stand there pretending to be surprised.
0:18:30 > 0:18:34- Oh.- You've been waiting for me to retire or drop dead for years.
0:18:34 > 0:18:38- No, I haven't been waiting for you to retire. - BOTH LAUGH
0:18:38 > 0:18:40It's all right, Frank.
0:18:40 > 0:18:44My retirement will become official the day you get sworn in.
0:18:46 > 0:18:49You've waited a long time for this, Frank.
0:18:49 > 0:18:53- I have.- Just be careful about the inspection process.
0:18:53 > 0:18:55- Yeah? - I will.
0:18:55 > 0:18:57I've been here for 17 years so...
0:18:57 > 0:19:01Frank, we're talking about the Field Commissioner position.
0:19:01 > 0:19:05People are gonna look to you for leadership. To set an example.
0:19:06 > 0:19:08What are you saying?
0:19:11 > 0:19:13I'm saying the job is yours to lose.
0:19:13 > 0:19:17Get the Colombians asylum hearings. Run backgrounds on the Chinese
0:19:17 > 0:19:21before deporting and call the parents of the Long Island kids.
0:19:21 > 0:19:25- Tell them it was a bad idea to let them go to Jamaica.- Yes, sir.
0:19:25 > 0:19:29Come on, everybody. We've got South America and Madrid on the tarmac.
0:19:29 > 0:19:32I want them out of here in half an hour.
0:19:34 > 0:19:36Mr Thurman,
0:19:36 > 0:19:40there is a man walking around the terminal in a bathrobe.
0:19:40 > 0:19:44I know, sir. You put him there.
0:20:03 > 0:20:06Have a nice stay. Next!
0:20:10 > 0:20:13- I need...visa. - Where's your green form?
0:20:13 > 0:20:17I can't do anything without your green entry form. Go to the wall.
0:20:17 > 0:20:20Next!
0:20:20 > 0:20:23Sir...
0:20:26 > 0:20:28..the light-green form.
0:20:31 > 0:20:33# I love
0:20:33 > 0:20:35# New York
0:20:35 > 0:20:36# I love
0:20:36 > 0:20:37# New York
0:20:39 > 0:20:41# I...
0:20:41 > 0:20:43# Love New York
0:20:46 > 0:20:49# I love New York... #
0:20:53 > 0:20:55Light green.
0:20:57 > 0:21:01You cannot get into New York without a visa. You cannot get a visa
0:21:01 > 0:21:05without a passport and you cannot get a new passport
0:21:05 > 0:21:08without a country. There's nothing we can do.
0:21:09 > 0:21:11But I give you light green.
0:21:11 > 0:21:14I'm sorry but you've wasted an entire day.
0:21:14 > 0:21:17At this time, you are simply...
0:21:17 > 0:21:19Unacceptable.
0:21:19 > 0:21:21- Yes. - Unacceptable.
0:21:22 > 0:21:25Why is he still here?
0:21:25 > 0:21:28You released him, sir. You put him there.
0:21:28 > 0:21:32Why the hell doesn't he walk out the doors? Why doesn't he try to escape?
0:21:33 > 0:21:36Sir, you told him to wait.
0:21:36 > 0:21:39But I didn't think he'd actually do it.
0:21:40 > 0:21:44I mean, he's...he's in a crack. Who the hell waits in a crack?
0:21:44 > 0:21:49No news from the State Department but we can deport him in a few days.
0:21:49 > 0:21:52It could be a few days, a week, two weeks, a month.
0:21:52 > 0:21:56Who knows what this guy is thinking, what Gulag he escaped from.
0:21:59 > 0:22:02Everything he does comes back to me.
0:22:02 > 0:22:06- Shall I bring him back to holding, sir?- No, I'll show him the door.
0:22:06 > 0:22:09Hello.
0:22:11 > 0:22:13Hello.
0:22:13 > 0:22:17- Do you have an appointment? - Yes, yes. Yes, 9.30.
0:22:17 > 0:22:19Food document in trash.
0:22:19 > 0:22:22- Tuesday! - Tuesday, I hate Tuesday.
0:22:22 > 0:22:24Excuse me.
0:22:32 > 0:22:35HE MUTTERS IN RUSSIAN
0:22:50 > 0:22:53Airports are tricky places, Mr Navorski.
0:22:54 > 0:22:56I'm about to tell you something,
0:22:56 > 0:23:00something that you can never repeat to anyone. Do you understand?
0:23:00 > 0:23:03- It's a secret. - Secret.
0:23:03 > 0:23:06Yes, a secret. At 12 o'clock today,
0:23:06 > 0:23:10the guards at those doors are going to leave their posts.
0:23:10 > 0:23:14And the replacements are going to be five minutes late.
0:23:14 > 0:23:17- Late. Late, five min... - Yes, late five minutes.
0:23:17 > 0:23:20At 12 o'clock, just today, just this once.
0:23:20 > 0:23:23No-one is going to be watching those doors
0:23:23 > 0:23:26and no-one is going to be watching you.
0:23:26 > 0:23:28So America not closed?
0:23:28 > 0:23:32No, America, for five minutes, is open.
0:23:32 > 0:23:34Have a nice life, Mr Navorski.
0:23:37 > 0:23:39Oh.
0:23:44 > 0:23:48Catch and release. Sometimes you land a small fish,
0:23:48 > 0:23:51you unhook him carefully and you set him free
0:23:51 > 0:23:56so somebody else can have the pleasure of catching him. All right.
0:23:57 > 0:24:00All right, here we go.
0:24:00 > 0:24:02OK, call them up.
0:24:03 > 0:24:05Jenson, clear the doors.
0:24:08 > 0:24:12Right, go, go, go. Get out. All right, there's the door.
0:24:13 > 0:24:16All right, here we go.
0:24:16 > 0:24:20- Here we go.- Now, where is he? - There he is.- That's not him.
0:24:20 > 0:24:22- Are you sure? - Yeah. There he is. OK.
0:24:22 > 0:24:26All right, Viktor, here we go.
0:24:43 > 0:24:45Wh-Wh-What's so complicated?
0:24:45 > 0:24:50Exit, Viktor. Couple of minutes, you'll be someone else's problem.
0:24:50 > 0:24:52He wants to make sure no-one is watching.
0:24:52 > 0:24:56I told him nobody would be watching. Come on. All right, here we go.
0:24:56 > 0:25:00- This is it.- Call the airport police. - Port Authority's on its way.
0:25:00 > 0:25:03Excuse me.
0:25:09 > 0:25:11BUZZING
0:25:20 > 0:25:23BUZZING
0:25:23 > 0:25:26You got it. There we go. Ah!
0:25:26 > 0:25:30He's gotta get a running start, I guess. Come on, Viktor, just leave.
0:25:30 > 0:25:33Just leave. Leave. Leave.
0:25:33 > 0:25:37What are you doing? What's he doing? Why is he kneeling? Is he praying?
0:25:37 > 0:25:39- He's tying... - Do they pray at noon?
0:25:39 > 0:25:41BUZZING
0:25:44 > 0:25:47Come on, leave. Get the cameras.
0:25:55 > 0:25:59Where is he? Where is he?
0:26:03 > 0:26:07- Left, to the left.- No, he was just at the door.- Just go a little left.
0:26:07 > 0:26:10All right, all right.
0:26:17 > 0:26:19I'll wait.
0:26:26 > 0:26:29What are you looking at? Go back to work. Thank you.
0:26:34 > 0:26:36Aaaargh!
0:26:36 > 0:26:39Oh, God. Oh, shit.
0:26:40 > 0:26:42What?
0:26:45 > 0:26:48- Oh, God. - This belongs to you?
0:26:48 > 0:26:51- Oh, thank you.- Please, please. - Oh, shit.
0:26:53 > 0:26:57See. The...wet floor and that you, right there.
0:26:57 > 0:27:01I'm so late. Buenos Aires, I just can't remember the gate.
0:27:01 > 0:27:04Gate... 24.
0:27:04 > 0:27:07- You sure? - Yes.
0:27:07 > 0:27:09Thanks.
0:27:12 > 0:27:15Wait. Wait, wait.
0:27:15 > 0:27:18For you. Payless Shoes.
0:27:18 > 0:27:20Second floor. Sensible heels.
0:27:31 > 0:27:34- Hi, baby. - Come here, you.
0:27:40 > 0:27:43'I think he CIA.
0:27:43 > 0:27:46'The CIA put him here to spy on us.'
0:27:46 > 0:27:50You don't know what you're talking about. He doesn't speak English.
0:27:50 > 0:27:54If he could not speak, this guy, if he can't speak English, how could
0:27:54 > 0:27:58he have a meeting with a beautiful woman? A flight attendant.
0:27:58 > 0:28:02- She's CIA, too? - No, she look like a Russian.
0:28:02 > 0:28:04KGB. She gave him heel off her shoes
0:28:04 > 0:28:08and he gave her a piece of the paper.
0:28:08 > 0:28:12- What was it, microfilm? - A coupon from Payless Shoes.
0:28:12 > 0:28:15It must be some kind of code.
0:28:15 > 0:28:18Buddy, I think you've been spending too much time inhaling
0:28:18 > 0:28:22- them cleaning products.- I'm warning you guys, you watch yourself.
0:28:22 > 0:28:27This guy is here for a reason and I think the reason is us.
0:28:46 > 0:28:49Excuse me, buddy.
0:29:08 > 0:29:10What's going on?
0:29:10 > 0:29:15It's Navorski. He's figured out the quarters.
0:29:37 > 0:29:41Good afternoon, welcome to Burger King. May I take your order?
0:29:43 > 0:29:45Keep the change.
0:30:05 > 0:30:07Excuse me.
0:30:07 > 0:30:10Come on, boys, here. Here.
0:30:10 > 0:30:12OK, OK. OK, go.
0:30:12 > 0:30:15Go. Go.
0:30:15 > 0:30:17Go, go, go.
0:30:17 > 0:30:20Good, good, good. Thank you, thank you.
0:30:20 > 0:30:22Thank you, thank you, bye-bye.
0:30:37 > 0:30:41Welcome to Burger King, may I take your or...
0:30:51 > 0:30:54# FANFARE OF PATRIOTIC MUSIC
0:31:07 > 0:31:11Crisis... Crisis? Krakozhia. Krakozhia.
0:31:11 > 0:31:15'Now that heavy fighting has subsided,
0:31:15 > 0:31:19'both sides have dug in deep for the long winter ahead.'
0:31:19 > 0:31:23- Krakozhia. U...N.- 'Meanwhile the people suffer the consequences.'
0:31:23 > 0:31:26Water and food... Food. Food.
0:31:28 > 0:31:31Peace in Krakozhia!
0:31:31 > 0:31:33HE SHOUTS
0:31:48 > 0:31:50HE MUTTERS IN RUSSIAN
0:31:50 > 0:31:52New York.
0:31:52 > 0:31:55"The story...
0:31:55 > 0:31:58"of Broadway is the..."
0:32:02 > 0:32:05"The cast of...
0:32:05 > 0:32:07"comedy hit
0:32:07 > 0:32:09"Friends,
0:32:09 > 0:32:12"which is set in New York."
0:32:13 > 0:32:18Friends. Friends.
0:32:25 > 0:32:30- 'Due to heavy snowfall, all flights have been cancelled.' - ALL GROAN
0:32:39 > 0:32:43..Newtown is 61 today.
0:32:43 > 0:32:45It's a miracle...
0:32:45 > 0:32:47miracable...
0:32:47 > 0:32:49conjoined twins separated today.
0:32:49 > 0:32:52Chances of survival -
0:32:52 > 0:32:5550-50. 50-50.
0:32:58 > 0:33:00Next.
0:33:01 > 0:33:04Let me ask you something, Mr Navorski,
0:33:04 > 0:33:08why do you wait every day when I've told you there is nothing I can do?
0:33:08 > 0:33:11Your visa will not arrive until your country
0:33:11 > 0:33:13is recognised by the United States.
0:33:13 > 0:33:16You have two stamp.
0:33:16 > 0:33:19One red, one green.
0:33:19 > 0:33:21So?
0:33:21 > 0:33:25So I have a chance to go to New York, 50-50.
0:33:25 > 0:33:27SHE LAUGHS
0:33:27 > 0:33:29Yes. A beautiful way to look at it
0:33:29 > 0:33:32but America doesn't work that way.
0:33:46 > 0:33:50As Acting Field Commissioner, I've created a new position here at JFK.
0:33:50 > 0:33:54Transportation liaison for passenger assistance.
0:33:54 > 0:33:58Er, sir, what would that person do?
0:34:01 > 0:34:03Agh!
0:34:03 > 0:34:06Thank you, I'll take it from here.
0:34:08 > 0:34:10I'm transportation liaison,
0:34:10 > 0:34:13in charge of passenger assistance.
0:34:19 > 0:34:22No carts, no quarters. No quarters, no food.
0:34:22 > 0:34:26A few days before he barrels through those doors in violation
0:34:26 > 0:34:29of section 214. Then he's somebody else's problem.
0:34:29 > 0:34:34Why don't we tag him in violation of section 214 and then ship him off?
0:34:34 > 0:34:36He has to break the law by leaving.
0:34:36 > 0:34:39I won't lie to get rid of somebody like Navorski.
0:35:13 > 0:35:16- Sorry, buddy. - Honey.
0:35:37 > 0:35:40Put it down. Put it down.
0:35:40 > 0:35:42Put it down.
0:35:44 > 0:35:47You try to take my mop, you try to take my floor.
0:35:47 > 0:35:51It's my job. Stay off my floor.
0:35:51 > 0:35:55Stay away from my mop. If you touch it again, I kill you.
0:36:08 > 0:36:11Hey. I'm Enrique Cruz.
0:36:13 > 0:36:15We need to talk.
0:36:19 > 0:36:23- I want to make a deal with you. - What... What deal?
0:36:23 > 0:36:26I need information on CBP Officer Torres.
0:36:26 > 0:36:30You feed me information about her and I'll feed you.
0:36:30 > 0:36:33- What do you want to know? - You see her every day.- Yes.
0:36:33 > 0:36:37I wanna know what... what makes her knees weak.
0:36:37 > 0:36:40What makes her...blood boil,
0:36:40 > 0:36:46her body tingle. She's a wild stallion, you'll help me break her.
0:36:46 > 0:36:48I'm...
0:36:48 > 0:36:50I'm her man of mystery.
0:36:50 > 0:36:54- Officer Torres is wild stallion. - Her name is Delores.
0:36:54 > 0:36:58- Yes.- So, you help me to win her heart and...you'll never go hungry again.
0:36:59 > 0:37:02I do this.
0:37:02 > 0:37:04- Really?- Yes. - Promise?- Yes.
0:37:04 > 0:37:07OK, thank you.
0:37:07 > 0:37:10What mean wild stallion?
0:37:14 > 0:37:17Officer Torres...
0:37:17 > 0:37:22- Yes.- ..my friend say you are sta... - Mr Navorski.- ..stallion.
0:37:22 > 0:37:24- A what? - Stallion, like a horse.
0:37:24 > 0:37:27Stand behind the yellow line.
0:37:27 > 0:37:30- It's beautiful horse. - Who said that?
0:37:30 > 0:37:34- You like food? My friend drive food. - Mr Navorski, behind the yellow line.
0:37:34 > 0:37:38- I will help you once you wait your turn.- I'll get...light green.
0:37:38 > 0:37:41- Light green form, please. - I'll be back.- OK.
0:37:44 > 0:37:47She say...one thing...
0:37:49 > 0:37:51- ..very important. - What?
0:37:51 > 0:37:54What did she tell you?
0:37:55 > 0:37:59- You don't like it? Something wrong with the salad.- It need...
0:37:59 > 0:38:02- gorchitsa.- What? - Moo..stard.
0:38:02 > 0:38:05- Mustard?- Yeah! Please. - Yeah.- Please.
0:38:08 > 0:38:10Thank you.
0:38:18 > 0:38:22Officer Torres, you like the films? Movies?
0:38:22 > 0:38:25- Not so much. - The Rockets?
0:38:25 > 0:38:28- Can't afford it. - What do you like?
0:38:28 > 0:38:30Conventions.
0:38:30 > 0:38:34- Conventions? What is? - Conventions.
0:38:34 > 0:38:36Conventions.
0:38:37 > 0:38:40This is, like, secret place you go?
0:38:40 > 0:38:45So she go to these conventions dressed as Yeoman...Rand.
0:38:45 > 0:38:48- Yeoman Rand. - She's a Trekkie.
0:38:48 > 0:38:51Yes, favourite episode is Doomsday Ma...chine.
0:38:51 > 0:38:53Oh!
0:38:55 > 0:38:58Now, listen, Viktor,
0:38:58 > 0:39:02- you can ask her something that is very important.- Hmmm, OK.
0:39:09 > 0:39:12- I wait. - Enjoy your visit.
0:39:14 > 0:39:16Next.
0:39:18 > 0:39:20Officer Torres.
0:39:21 > 0:39:24- Mr Navorski. - You... You have choose.
0:39:24 > 0:39:27Man with money
0:39:27 > 0:39:30or man with...love?
0:39:33 > 0:39:36What is choose?
0:39:40 > 0:39:42- So she had a boyfriend? - Hmmm.
0:39:42 > 0:39:45For how long?
0:39:45 > 0:39:47Two years? What happened?
0:39:48 > 0:39:51- Eat shit. - What?
0:39:51 > 0:39:54- Eat shit. - Eat shit?
0:39:55 > 0:39:58Echit, echit, echit.
0:39:58 > 0:40:00Try to repeat exactly what she said.
0:40:00 > 0:40:05- Echit, she catch him. - Oh, he cheats!- Yes, yes, yes.
0:40:05 > 0:40:08What we call crascoch, we say crascoch.
0:40:08 > 0:40:11- One man, two womans. - Uh-huh.
0:40:11 > 0:40:13So.
0:40:13 > 0:40:16Crowded, you know?
0:40:16 > 0:40:19- OK. He cheats. - Hmmm.
0:40:19 > 0:40:22We say cheats not shit. Cheat.
0:40:22 > 0:40:25- Enrique, you no shit. - No cheat.
0:40:25 > 0:40:27- No shit. - Yeah, yeah, I won't,
0:40:27 > 0:40:30I won't, I won't cheat. Not shit.
0:40:30 > 0:40:33She's a nice girl. She won't take your shitting.
0:40:37 > 0:40:39Next.
0:40:39 > 0:40:41Officer Torres,
0:40:41 > 0:40:44have you been ever in the love?
0:40:44 > 0:40:48Enough, Viktor. Who is it?
0:40:48 > 0:40:53- Who is telling you to ask me these things?- Oh, it's a man of misery.
0:40:54 > 0:40:57M-Misery?
0:40:57 > 0:40:59Mystery?
0:40:59 > 0:41:01No, no, misery. Man of misery.
0:41:01 > 0:41:04Oh, he so sick, he so in love.
0:41:06 > 0:41:09- But what did she say? - She did say...
0:41:09 > 0:41:11"Next! Next!"
0:41:11 > 0:41:13Now she say, "Please, come."
0:41:13 > 0:41:15BEEPING
0:41:15 > 0:41:18- Wait. - Ow! Ow!- What?
0:41:18 > 0:41:21Ow! Oh. Oh! Oh! I coming.
0:41:21 > 0:41:25No, wait, Viktor. Viktor, just tell me more.
0:41:25 > 0:41:28- Hey, th... - I coming! I coming!
0:41:28 > 0:41:31Please, please. Please.
0:41:46 > 0:41:50- Viktor. Beeping. - Yes, we beeped you.
0:41:50 > 0:41:52- So I come. - We have an idea.
0:41:52 > 0:41:57OK, would you like something to eat? You look like you're starving.
0:41:57 > 0:41:59Oh, no. No food. I stuffed.
0:42:00 > 0:42:03OK, all right. Thanks.
0:42:03 > 0:42:06- Thank you. - So, Mr Navorski,
0:42:06 > 0:42:09- I have some very, very good news for you.- What?
0:42:10 > 0:42:14- I think that I've figured out a way to get you out of this airport.- Oh.
0:42:14 > 0:42:16Well,
0:42:16 > 0:42:20we have laws here that protect aliens who have a credible fear
0:42:20 > 0:42:23of returning to their own country.
0:42:23 > 0:42:27If we can establish this fear with you, then the CBP
0:42:27 > 0:42:30will be forced to begin expedited removal procedures,
0:42:30 > 0:42:33bring you to an immigration judge
0:42:33 > 0:42:37- and let you plead your case for asylum.- Asylum?
0:42:37 > 0:42:40Hmm, asylum. Unfortunately,
0:42:40 > 0:42:43the courts are so backed up with asylum cases
0:42:43 > 0:42:48that the soonest you'd get before a judge would be six months from now.
0:42:48 > 0:42:50Yes, and we would have no choice
0:42:50 > 0:42:54but to let you go for those six months.
0:42:54 > 0:42:56It's the law. You'd be released.
0:42:56 > 0:43:00You would be free to wait in New York until your court date.
0:43:00 > 0:43:05But, believe it or not, most people, they never show up before the judge.
0:43:05 > 0:43:08So I go New York City?
0:43:08 > 0:43:12Uh-huh. You can go to New York City tonight.
0:43:12 > 0:43:16But you only get to go if we can establish a credible fear.
0:43:16 > 0:43:20- Fear?- Hmm-mmm. Fear.- Fear. - Fear.- Fear.- Fear.
0:43:20 > 0:43:24- From what? - Well, that's the best part.
0:43:24 > 0:43:28It doesn't matter what you're afraid of. It's all the same to Uncle Sam.
0:43:28 > 0:43:31I'm going to ask you one question, Viktor.
0:43:31 > 0:43:35If you give me the correct answer, I can get you out of here tonight.
0:43:37 > 0:43:39- So, I answer one question... - Hmm.
0:43:39 > 0:43:42- ..go to New York City... - Uh-huh.
0:43:42 > 0:43:46- ..tonight.- Tonight.- Tonight. - Tonight.- Tonight.
0:43:47 > 0:43:49Hmmm.
0:43:49 > 0:43:51THEY LAUGH OK!
0:43:51 > 0:43:54OK, all right.
0:43:54 > 0:43:58Do you, at this time, have any fear of returning to your own country?
0:43:58 > 0:44:00No.
0:44:03 > 0:44:07OK. Let me try it again.
0:44:07 > 0:44:09Your country's at war, Viktor.
0:44:09 > 0:44:12- Yes, yes, war.- There are men in the streets with guns.
0:44:12 > 0:44:16- Political persecution! - Yes, yes, it's terrible.
0:44:16 > 0:44:19Horrible. God only knows what could happen, right?
0:44:19 > 0:44:23Innocent people are torn from their beds and thrown into jail.
0:44:23 > 0:44:27- On Tuesdays. - So you're afraid?- From what?
0:44:27 > 0:44:29Krakozhia.
0:44:29 > 0:44:31You're afraid of Krakozhia.
0:44:31 > 0:44:33- Krakozhia? - Hmmm-mmm.
0:44:33 > 0:44:37No, no, I'm not afraid from Krakozhia.
0:44:37 > 0:44:41- I'm a little afraid of this room. HE LAUGHS - OK.
0:44:41 > 0:44:46I'm talking about bombs, I'm talking about human dignity,
0:44:46 > 0:44:50Viktor, don't be afraid to tell me that you're afraid of Krakozhia.
0:44:51 > 0:44:53Is home.
0:44:53 > 0:44:56I am not afraid from my home.
0:44:58 > 0:45:00So?
0:45:00 > 0:45:02I go to New York City now?
0:45:04 > 0:45:06- No. - No?
0:45:06 > 0:45:08OK.
0:45:08 > 0:45:11- OK, I'm a... I'm a... - No.
0:45:11 > 0:45:13I'm afraid from ghosts.
0:45:13 > 0:45:16- Thanks very much. - I'm afraid from...
0:45:16 > 0:45:19Thanks a lot. Thanks, Viktor.
0:45:19 > 0:45:23- I'm afraid from wolf men. Er, afraid from sharks.- Thanks, thanks a lot.
0:45:29 > 0:45:32HE LAUGHS
0:45:33 > 0:45:35Why you do this?
0:45:36 > 0:45:39Nobody read the sign in America.
0:45:40 > 0:45:43This is the only fun I have.
0:45:43 > 0:45:46A barbecue? That's why I'm not going to see you?
0:45:46 > 0:45:50Let me get this straight. I change my schedule to meet you,
0:45:50 > 0:45:52I take four back-to-back flights,
0:45:52 > 0:45:56fly 27 hours straight, literally, around the world
0:45:56 > 0:46:00and know you're telling me you're gonna spend the 4th of July
0:46:00 > 0:46:04with your wife?! The woman hates fireworks!
0:46:04 > 0:46:06Don't lie to me, OK?
0:46:06 > 0:46:10I know for a fact you took her to Rome last weekend.
0:46:10 > 0:46:12Because you flew United, Max.
0:46:14 > 0:46:16Also...
0:46:30 > 0:46:34You making a habit out of listening to other people's conversations?
0:46:35 > 0:46:38No, I try to call home.
0:46:38 > 0:46:41So...then...
0:46:42 > 0:46:45- You know why men are such assholes? - No.
0:46:49 > 0:46:52Because they're all liars.
0:46:52 > 0:46:54Wait. Wait! Wait, wait, wait!
0:46:54 > 0:46:58Wait, wait, wait! Wet floor. Wet. Please.
0:46:58 > 0:47:01- Don't be hurt. - How can I not be? He's married.
0:47:01 > 0:47:05- One man, two womans, crowded. - Wanna know what the worst part is?
0:47:05 > 0:47:09I never asked him to leave his wife. I encouraged him to get counselling.
0:47:09 > 0:47:12I mean, what kind of sick person am I?
0:47:12 > 0:47:15I'm rooting for the home team.
0:47:19 > 0:47:22I just wish the sex wasn't so amazing.
0:47:22 > 0:47:24Oh. HE LAUGHS
0:47:24 > 0:47:28- OK.- Very amazing. - All right then. Bye-bye.
0:47:28 > 0:47:31You know, sometimes in the mornings...
0:47:32 > 0:47:35..I just stare at him over room service.
0:47:35 > 0:47:38Watch him do the crossword puzzle.
0:47:39 > 0:47:42I start to think that maybe...
0:47:43 > 0:47:45..maybe this could happen.
0:47:45 > 0:47:47That we belong together.
0:47:48 > 0:47:51Er...
0:47:51 > 0:47:53this...man...
0:47:54 > 0:47:56..has you...
0:47:56 > 0:47:58why he need...
0:47:58 > 0:48:00asshole?
0:48:00 > 0:48:03This is my problem.
0:48:03 > 0:48:06I always see men the way I wanna see them.
0:48:11 > 0:48:13Do I know you from some place?
0:48:13 > 0:48:17Sensible heels, Payless Shoes,
0:48:17 > 0:48:19second floor. SHE LAUGHS
0:48:20 > 0:48:22Oh.
0:48:22 > 0:48:24You headed for home?
0:48:24 > 0:48:26Er,
0:48:26 > 0:48:28no, no, I am...
0:48:28 > 0:48:30I am delayed,
0:48:30 > 0:48:33er, long time.
0:48:33 > 0:48:36I hate it when they delay flights. What do you do?
0:48:36 > 0:48:39Oh, I...go...
0:48:39 > 0:48:42from one building to another building.
0:48:42 > 0:48:45I have...beeper.
0:48:45 > 0:48:47Oh, contractors.
0:48:47 > 0:48:50You guys travel as much as we do.
0:48:51 > 0:48:56Sorry about that. Thank you very much. What's BH?
0:48:56 > 0:48:58In English,
0:48:58 > 0:49:01Viktor Navorski.
0:49:01 > 0:49:04In English, Amelia Warren.
0:49:04 > 0:49:06Amelia Warren.
0:49:06 > 0:49:08- Yeah.- Nice to meet you. - You too.
0:49:08 > 0:49:11Nice to see you again.
0:49:11 > 0:49:13OK.
0:49:13 > 0:49:15Do you like Italian food?
0:49:15 > 0:49:19I know, it's late and you've probably got other plans
0:49:19 > 0:49:23but if you'd like to grab some dinner, we can run and catch a cab.
0:49:23 > 0:49:26I know a place that has the greatest cannelloni.
0:49:26 > 0:49:30Er, no, I-I-I... I can't.
0:49:30 > 0:49:33- You married? - No, no.- Girlfriend?
0:49:34 > 0:49:36No. I...
0:49:36 > 0:49:40I can't go out...with you.
0:49:42 > 0:49:44God.
0:49:44 > 0:49:47I am so... I am so sorry.
0:49:47 > 0:49:51I am so sorry. I must come off like a complete nut job or something.
0:49:51 > 0:49:54- No.- I didn't wanna eat alone. Ever done that?
0:49:54 > 0:49:57Wet floor! Wet, wet floor. No, I...
0:49:57 > 0:50:01- No, you don't have to explain. It's fine.- No, please, I...
0:50:05 > 0:50:08Nadia,
0:50:08 > 0:50:10in New York restaurant,
0:50:10 > 0:50:13what cost is cantaloni?
0:50:13 > 0:50:15I don't know. Maybe 15?
0:50:15 > 0:50:17- Dollars? - 20.
0:50:17 > 0:50:20- Two people, 40. - Oh.
0:50:20 > 0:50:22Two people, 40?
0:50:29 > 0:50:32Two people, 40.
0:50:38 > 0:50:41I... I help you.
0:50:41 > 0:50:46I'm so sorry, sir, the position has already been filled.
0:50:51 > 0:50:54- Do you live nearby? - Yes, yes.
0:50:54 > 0:50:56Gate 67.
0:50:56 > 0:50:59Because we are very particular about punctual...
0:50:59 > 0:51:02- Did you say gate 67?- Gate 67. SHE LAUGHS
0:51:04 > 0:51:07- ALL LAUGH - You gotta be kidding.
0:51:08 > 0:51:12You gotta help me help you. I don't see a social security number.
0:51:12 > 0:51:15Mailing address? A phone number?
0:51:15 > 0:51:18- Telephone? You need?- Yeah. - I get, I get. I get phone.
0:51:20 > 0:51:22I get... I get phone.
0:51:31 > 0:51:34051...
0:51:34 > 0:51:361226.
0:51:36 > 0:51:39All right, and when's the best time to reach you?
0:51:39 > 0:51:42Now.
0:52:08 > 0:52:10PHONE RINGS
0:52:12 > 0:52:15- Hello? - 'Hi, Mr Navorski?'
0:52:15 > 0:52:18Yes, this is Mr Navorski. Who calls?
0:52:18 > 0:52:22- 'It's Cliff, the manager of the Discovery Store.'- Oh!
0:52:22 > 0:52:25- 'How's it going?'- Good. - Is this a good time?
0:52:25 > 0:52:27I wait for your call the whole day.
0:52:27 > 0:52:32- Yeah, unfortunately I gotta tell you that the position's been filled.- Oh?
0:52:32 > 0:52:35Yeah, could you go sit some place else?
0:52:35 > 0:52:39- Yeah, I go to the bathroom now.- Good. - Thank you.- All right.
0:52:39 > 0:52:41- Thank you. - OK.
0:52:42 > 0:52:44WOMAN SCREAMS
0:54:01 > 0:54:03Oh! HE LAUGHS
0:54:05 > 0:54:08Who is this? Who are you?
0:54:08 > 0:54:12There's no-one here for another two weeks. He isn't one of my guys.
0:54:17 > 0:54:19Look at this cornicing.
0:54:19 > 0:54:21This is good work.
0:54:21 > 0:54:24Must be Harry's crew.
0:54:24 > 0:54:28- You with Harry's crew?- Does Harry think he's running this job?- I go.
0:54:28 > 0:54:30- Go? Go where? - Gate 67.
0:54:30 > 0:54:3367? We're ten months away from 67.
0:54:33 > 0:54:37He's gotta be Harry's, if he's not mine and he's not yours.
0:54:37 > 0:54:40Trying to make me look bad. I gotta slow that prick down.
0:54:40 > 0:54:43- What's your name? - Viktor Navorski.
0:54:44 > 0:54:48Bobby, pull him off Harry's crew, put him on mine.
0:54:48 > 0:54:49You start 6:30 Monday morning.
0:54:49 > 0:54:52You... You give me job?
0:54:54 > 0:54:566:30? Yes, boss.
0:55:34 > 0:55:37- We have lobster ravioli from Al Italia.- Good.
0:55:37 > 0:55:40We have caviar from Russian Aeroflot.
0:55:40 > 0:55:44- OK, OK, bring it. - Hey, Viktor!- Hello.
0:55:44 > 0:55:48Look, the man without a country. Come on in,
0:55:48 > 0:55:50- welcome. - I see this.
0:55:50 > 0:55:53You did well.
0:55:53 > 0:55:55- Have a seat. - Here?- Here.
0:55:55 > 0:55:58- Sit down. - Hey, who invited him?
0:55:58 > 0:56:02- I did. We needed a fourth, right? - I'm not going to play with him.
0:56:02 > 0:56:07- Oh, Gupta, relax, would you? He ain't a spy.- How do you know?
0:56:07 > 0:56:10He could be recording everything we say.
0:56:10 > 0:56:14A wire in his shirt. A microphone up in his ass.
0:56:14 > 0:56:17I'm not going to lose my job.
0:56:17 > 0:56:20Fine. Will you feel better
0:56:20 > 0:56:22- if we X-rayed him? - Yes.
0:56:22 > 0:56:25Close your eyes.
0:56:35 > 0:56:38OK, so you are clean.
0:56:38 > 0:56:41- Good, let's play cards. - I will...have money. Friday.
0:56:41 > 0:56:43Don't worry, we don't play for cash,
0:56:43 > 0:56:47we play for unclaimed items from the lost and found.
0:56:47 > 0:56:50You'll be amazed at what people leave at airports. Come.
0:56:50 > 0:56:53I have two nines and two nines.
0:56:53 > 0:56:56- Oh! - Four nines. Thank you.
0:56:56 > 0:56:58- Wow. - Careful, careful.
0:56:58 > 0:57:02Wait, wait. Hey, we have a question for you, Viktor.
0:57:02 > 0:57:04Yeah, we're just curious.
0:57:04 > 0:57:07- What is in the can? - Oh, this?
0:57:07 > 0:57:11- We saw the X-ray. - We know there's no nuts in there.
0:57:11 > 0:57:14No, nuts in there.
0:57:14 > 0:57:16This is jazz.
0:57:16 > 0:57:19- Jazz? - Jazz, yes.
0:57:19 > 0:57:21- Jazz? - Yes.
0:57:21 > 0:57:25- HE LAUGHS - You sure it's jazz in there, Viktor?
0:57:25 > 0:57:28- Check again, it might be the blues. - Maybe some salsa.
0:57:28 > 0:57:30- Maybe Stevie Wonder. - No, it's jazz.
0:57:30 > 0:57:33OK, guys, OK, for tonight's grand prize,
0:57:33 > 0:57:36we have...
0:57:36 > 0:57:39- Show them, Gupta. - Oh. I found this upstairs.
0:57:39 > 0:57:42Virgin Air, first class lounge.
0:57:42 > 0:57:44There you go.
0:57:44 > 0:57:47And they belong to?
0:57:47 > 0:57:49- Cher. - Cher?
0:57:49 > 0:57:52As in Cher?
0:57:52 > 0:57:55- Yeah.- Cher, I checked it out. There were witnesses.
0:57:55 > 0:57:58Those are Cher's panties. Ready?
0:57:58 > 0:58:01- Hurry up. - So, we...share the panties?
0:58:01 > 0:58:05- No, no, no.- Not if I win. Come on. - Wait a second.
0:58:12 > 0:58:14HE MUMBLES
0:58:19 > 0:58:21Viktor?
0:58:21 > 0:58:23- Hi. - Oh.
0:58:23 > 0:58:26- How... Oh! - Please, please, please.
0:58:26 > 0:58:28- How are you? - Good, good.
0:58:28 > 0:58:32I am so sorry about what happened last time, asking you out.
0:58:32 > 0:58:36I'm so used to guys grabbing my ass at 30,000 feet that when I meet
0:58:36 > 0:58:40someone who keeps his hands in his pockets, I don't know how to react.
0:58:40 > 0:58:43- Oh.- Let's just start over, huh? - Yes, OK.
0:58:43 > 0:58:48- Are you coming or going?- I don't know. Both.- Tell me about it.
0:58:48 > 0:58:52- Napoleon?- Yeah. Yeah, I read a lot of history books.
0:58:52 > 0:58:55They're long and cheap and usually about men killing each other.
0:58:55 > 0:58:581,200 pages for 9.99, you can't beat that.
0:58:58 > 0:59:02- No, but Napoleon? - Yeah, he's one of my favourites.
0:59:02 > 0:59:05- Do you know what saved Napoleon's life?- No.
0:59:05 > 0:59:08- His ego. - Ego?- Yeah.
0:59:08 > 0:59:12After he loses the battle of Waterloo, Napoleon isolates himself
0:59:12 > 0:59:16on the tiny island of Saint Helena. Now, no-one knows exactly
0:59:16 > 0:59:20what happens next but the version I like goes like this...
0:59:20 > 0:59:23He's very depressed and he decides to take his own life.
0:59:23 > 0:59:27But Napoleon believes himself to be of such super-human strength
0:59:27 > 0:59:32that he takes six times the amount of poison needed to do the job.
0:59:32 > 0:59:36I mean, his stomach is so full up with poison that his body rejects it
0:59:36 > 0:59:38and he doesn't die. See?
0:59:38 > 0:59:41Ego saved his life.
0:59:41 > 0:59:44- Maybe he need glasses. - Glasses?
0:59:44 > 0:59:48So to read words on bottle. Poison.
0:59:49 > 0:59:52You know, it's funny you should say that.
0:59:52 > 0:59:56Rumour has it that Napoleon was far-sighted. There you go.
0:59:56 > 0:59:58- There you go.- There you go. - There you go.
0:59:58 > 1:00:02Viktor, I think we're rewriting history right here.
1:00:02 > 1:00:06Why don't we talk about it over lunch?
1:00:06 > 1:00:10I can't believe it. I just asked you out again. I just did it again.
1:00:10 > 1:00:12SHE LAUGHS
1:00:12 > 1:00:15Just stay away from me, Viktor, OK? I'm sick.
1:00:15 > 1:00:19- I don't have the ability to be alone for five seconds.- OK.
1:00:19 > 1:00:22- OK what? - OK.
1:00:22 > 1:00:25Lunch, with you.
1:00:25 > 1:00:28- You'll have lunch with me? - Yes!
1:00:28 > 1:00:31You're not running for a flight or...
1:00:31 > 1:00:33I wait. BEEPING
1:00:33 > 1:00:36- Oh.- Oh.- It's me.
1:00:36 > 1:00:39- You, yes. - I'm sorry. I just got paged.
1:00:39 > 1:00:42You work?
1:00:42 > 1:00:44No.
1:00:44 > 1:00:47Ah. Trio. Crowded.
1:00:47 > 1:00:50Stay away from me, Viktor.
1:00:50 > 1:00:52I'm... I have a serious problem.
1:00:52 > 1:00:56I'm as bad as Napoleon. I just keep ingesting these poisonous men
1:00:56 > 1:00:59until I make myself sick.
1:00:59 > 1:01:01You're not sick, Amelia, no.
1:01:01 > 1:01:05- No? - No, you little...far-sighted.
1:01:06 > 1:01:09I have to go.
1:01:09 > 1:01:11I have to stay.
1:01:11 > 1:01:14- Story of my life. - Oh, me too.
1:01:29 > 1:01:31Your CBP inspection's in three days.
1:01:31 > 1:01:35The FBI and Homeland Security will tour the airport at 9am
1:01:35 > 1:01:39and spend two hours observing these offices before your interview.
1:01:39 > 1:01:42How much does Navorski make?
1:01:42 > 1:01:44Sir?
1:01:44 > 1:01:47How much does he make? How much are they paying him?
1:01:49 > 1:01:53- I believe they are paying him cash under the table, sir.- I know that.
1:01:53 > 1:01:56- How much? - 19 an hour.
1:01:56 > 1:01:58Unbelievable.
1:01:58 > 1:02:01Do you know that's more than I make?
1:02:01 > 1:02:03It's New York City construction.
1:02:03 > 1:02:07Do you know, one of my own men came up to me the other day,
1:02:07 > 1:02:10asked me if I wanted to join the big pool. Look at him.
1:02:10 > 1:02:14Place a bet on when Navorski was going to leave this airport.
1:02:14 > 1:02:17Have you heard about this?
1:02:18 > 1:02:20I have January 3rd.
1:02:23 > 1:02:26Bring him in.
1:02:26 > 1:02:29Jake, he has no nationality, OK? No country.
1:02:29 > 1:02:33So, automatically, he's a national security risk,
1:02:33 > 1:02:36according to my interpretation of section 212.
1:02:36 > 1:02:38All I'm asking is you put him in
1:02:38 > 1:02:41a federal detention centre and run a clearance.
1:02:41 > 1:02:44Well, what about a federal prison?
1:02:45 > 1:02:47Well, what about another airport?
1:02:47 > 1:02:50Hello? Hello?
1:02:50 > 1:02:52Goddamn it.
1:02:52 > 1:02:57Country's detaining so many people there's no goddamn room anywhere.
1:02:57 > 1:03:00- You try the FBI? - Yes, I tried the FBI!
1:03:00 > 1:03:04- I've tried everybody. Nobody will take him.- Want me to bring him back?
1:03:04 > 1:03:07No. From now on, Navorski lives here.
1:03:16 > 1:03:20The people who are coming here today will be observing me,
1:03:20 > 1:03:23inspecting me.
1:03:23 > 1:03:27Most of all, they will be looking at the way that this airport is run.
1:03:27 > 1:03:29So let's show them why this is
1:03:29 > 1:03:32the number-one airport in the United States.
1:03:32 > 1:03:35We process about... 600 planes a day,
1:03:35 > 1:03:38with a processing time of 37 minutes per plane,
1:03:38 > 1:03:40about 60 seconds per passenger.
1:03:40 > 1:03:43Have you brought into the country any foodstuffs?
1:03:43 > 1:03:45We keep it as clean as possible.
1:03:45 > 1:03:49- Import export.- What do you import? - That's a lot of walnuts.
1:03:49 > 1:03:53Um, yeah, yeah, my mother-in-law loves these things.
1:03:53 > 1:03:57- Every time I go to Brazil, she makes me bring her a bag.- Mother-in-law?
1:03:57 > 1:04:00Mind if I try one?
1:04:08 > 1:04:13- How did you know those weren't for his mother-in-law?- If he's married,
1:04:13 > 1:04:17where's his ring? If he's divorced, who talks to their mother-in-law?
1:04:17 > 1:04:20- ALL LAUGH - I'm sorry, I mean, but really?
1:04:20 > 1:04:22- No offence to mother-in-laws. - Sir?- Yeah.
1:04:24 > 1:04:27Sir, we have a situation upstairs.
1:04:27 > 1:04:30- It's gonna have to wait. - It won't.
1:04:30 > 1:04:33When the 9:12 from Toronto landed, they found four prescriptions
1:04:33 > 1:04:37without an MPL. They tried to take the pills away and he went nuts.
1:04:37 > 1:04:40- There he is. - No, no, no. Sir, calm down.
1:04:40 > 1:04:42ALL SHOUT
1:04:45 > 1:04:48OK, OK, we're here to help you.
1:04:48 > 1:04:52- Where's he from?- Russia. The interpreter will be here in an hour.
1:04:52 > 1:04:57- We've gotta find somebody to talk to this guy.- I have an idea, sir.
1:04:59 > 1:05:01Viktor?
1:05:02 > 1:05:04Viktor?
1:05:04 > 1:05:06- Hello. - Oh.
1:05:06 > 1:05:08I need your help.
1:05:11 > 1:05:15His name is Milodragovich. He may not speak exactly your dialect
1:05:15 > 1:05:19- but I need you translate and help me out of a jam.- I help you why?
1:05:19 > 1:05:23Because I don't want anybody to get hurt, Viktor. This guy's very upset.
1:05:23 > 1:05:27Talk, calm him down. Do that, I'll let you back in the terminal.
1:05:27 > 1:05:31- No red stamp. Green for New York. - OK, yes.- You say yes?
1:05:31 > 1:05:33- Yes! - Yes.
1:05:33 > 1:05:37OK, OK, OK. Mr Milodragovich, we have somebody here to talk to you.
1:05:37 > 1:05:39Somebody to talk to you. Go ahead.
1:05:39 > 1:05:41HE SPEAKS RUSSIAN
1:05:47 > 1:05:49HE SPEAKS RUSSIAN
1:05:55 > 1:05:58So?
1:05:58 > 1:06:00OK, tell him in order
1:06:00 > 1:06:03to export medicines from this country,
1:06:03 > 1:06:05he needs to have the proper form.
1:06:05 > 1:06:09He needs to have a medicinal purchase licence.
1:06:09 > 1:06:11OK, you understand me, Viktor?
1:06:11 > 1:06:13HE TRANSLATES
1:06:32 > 1:06:37He... He say he bring the medicine for his father.
1:06:37 > 1:06:39- ALL:- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
1:06:42 > 1:06:45This why he go to Canada.
1:06:45 > 1:06:48- This why, medicine. - OK, it doesn't matter.
1:06:48 > 1:06:52His plane landed in the United States, he needs the right forms.
1:07:04 > 1:07:08He did not know he needed document. No-one said to him he need document.
1:07:08 > 1:07:11I'm saying it to him. He needs the form
1:07:11 > 1:07:15signed by the hospital treating his father and a doctor in Canada.
1:07:15 > 1:07:19These medicines have to stay in the United States now that they're here.
1:07:34 > 1:07:37He... He...
1:07:37 > 1:07:40- He's begging you. - I know, I can see that he's begging.
1:07:40 > 1:07:43I can see that.
1:07:45 > 1:07:47I'm sorry, sir.
1:07:47 > 1:07:50You'll have to take a flight in the morning.
1:07:50 > 1:07:52The medicine stays here.
1:07:52 > 1:07:55I'm sorry.
1:07:59 > 1:08:01Set him down!
1:08:04 > 1:08:09All right, all right. Thank you, Viktor, good job. Let's go.
1:08:09 > 1:08:12Calm down...
1:08:14 > 1:08:17Whoa, whoa. Oh, hey! Goat!
1:08:17 > 1:08:20- What? - Goat, goat.
1:08:20 > 1:08:23The medicine is for goat.
1:08:23 > 1:08:25- Goat? - Yes, yes.
1:08:25 > 1:08:29Medicine is for goat. Goat. HE BLEATS
1:08:30 > 1:08:33- He said that? - Yes.
1:08:33 > 1:08:35He say...we not under...
1:08:35 > 1:08:39I not understand for goat.
1:08:39 > 1:08:42Wait, what are you saying? You mis... You misunderstood him?
1:08:42 > 1:08:45- That the medicine is not for his dying father?- No.
1:08:45 > 1:08:47The... The...
1:08:47 > 1:08:50Krakozhian name for father...
1:08:50 > 1:08:52sound like goat.
1:08:53 > 1:08:56I make...mistake. HE LAUGHS
1:08:59 > 1:09:01HE SOBS
1:09:02 > 1:09:05Why are you doing this, Viktor?
1:09:05 > 1:09:08Medicine is for...goat.
1:09:08 > 1:09:10- No, it's not.- Yes. - No, it's not.
1:09:10 > 1:09:13- Yes.- No.- Yes.- No. - Yes.- No.- Yes.- No.
1:09:13 > 1:09:16- You read the blue immigration form. - Blue?- Yeah.
1:09:16 > 1:09:21- Blue?- That says if it's an animal, he doesn't need a medicinal purchase...
1:09:21 > 1:09:25- No.- You know it. Then he can bring the drugs in. Very good.
1:09:27 > 1:09:30Why are you doing this? Huh?
1:09:30 > 1:09:33You don't know him. You don't know the rules.
1:09:33 > 1:09:35Look at me.
1:09:35 > 1:09:38I was gonna help you.
1:09:38 > 1:09:41- Now, I want you to ask him... - He say - no!
1:09:41 > 1:09:46Not you. I want you to ask him. I wanna hear him say it.
1:09:46 > 1:09:49I wanna hear him say who the medicine is for.
1:09:49 > 1:09:52Please, who the medicine is for.
1:10:02 > 1:10:05Answer him, Mr Milodragovich. Who are the pills for?
1:10:12 > 1:10:15OK, the pills stay, he goes. That's it.
1:10:15 > 1:10:17- Come on now. - Let's go.
1:10:17 > 1:10:21- Easy. Take it easy now, come on. - Goat.
1:10:21 > 1:10:24It is for goat.
1:10:25 > 1:10:27It is for goat.
1:10:28 > 1:10:31Medicine for goat. Medicine for goat.
1:10:32 > 1:10:35Give him the pills.
1:10:37 > 1:10:39Medicine for goat.
1:10:40 > 1:10:42Medicine, medicine.
1:10:43 > 1:10:45No, no.
1:10:45 > 1:10:47BOTH SPEAK RUSSIAN
1:10:52 > 1:10:54Come on, now.
1:10:54 > 1:10:57He loved that goat.
1:10:57 > 1:10:59Do you think this is a game, huh?
1:10:59 > 1:11:04Do you think I need an excuse to put you back in that cell?
1:11:04 > 1:11:08Go to war with me and you go to war with the United States of America.
1:11:08 > 1:11:12You'll know why people of Krakozhia wait for cheap toilet paper
1:11:12 > 1:11:16while Uncle Sam wipes his ass with Charmin two-ply.
1:11:23 > 1:11:25'There was 20 men.
1:11:25 > 1:11:28'Immigration gun was drawn.'
1:11:28 > 1:11:31The Dixon was ready to fire,
1:11:31 > 1:11:34to kill the little man with the pills.
1:11:34 > 1:11:38But then someone walks into the room
1:11:38 > 1:11:40and stand in front of this man.
1:11:40 > 1:11:43"Put the guns away."
1:11:43 > 1:11:48- The man said, "Nobody will die today."- Who?
1:11:48 > 1:11:50Who was it that saved him?
1:11:50 > 1:11:52ALL: Yeah, tell us who it was.
1:11:58 > 1:12:01Navorski, Viktor.
1:12:01 > 1:12:03The goat! Navorski!
1:12:29 > 1:12:32Doesn't look good, Frank.
1:12:32 > 1:12:34I was just following the rules.
1:12:34 > 1:12:38Sometimes you have to ignore the rules, ignore the numbers,
1:12:38 > 1:12:42- concentrate on the people.- People, yeah, I know.- Compassion, Frank.
1:12:42 > 1:12:45That's the foundation of this country.
1:12:45 > 1:12:48You could learn something from Navorski.
1:12:50 > 1:12:53Cheer up, it's not over yet.
1:13:18 > 1:13:21- Is that for me? - Yes, yes.
1:13:21 > 1:13:23He is a...
1:13:23 > 1:13:25Virgin Isles sail fish.
1:13:25 > 1:13:27For you.
1:13:27 > 1:13:29For you.
1:13:29 > 1:13:31For wall.
1:13:33 > 1:13:35This is for wall.
1:13:41 > 1:13:43Why do you wanna go to New York, Viktor?
1:13:43 > 1:13:46And what's in the can of peanuts?
1:13:47 > 1:13:50A promise.
1:13:50 > 1:13:53- A promise? - Yes.
1:13:53 > 1:13:55- In a can? - Yes, promise.
1:13:57 > 1:13:59Let me make you a promise, Viktor.
1:13:59 > 1:14:03And this is a promise that comes from a man who is stuck here,
1:14:03 > 1:14:07a man who may be stuck here for the next ten years.
1:14:07 > 1:14:09From now on,
1:14:09 > 1:14:12you and I are partners.
1:14:12 > 1:14:15If I stay,
1:14:15 > 1:14:17you stay.
1:14:17 > 1:14:21You will not set one foot in New York City.
1:14:21 > 1:14:23Not a single toe
1:14:23 > 1:14:25in the United States of America.
1:14:25 > 1:14:29Do you understand what I am saying to you?
1:14:29 > 1:14:31Yeah.
1:14:33 > 1:14:35You don't like fish.
1:14:55 > 1:14:58Ever feel like you're just living in an airport?
1:15:05 > 1:15:08You know, we don't have to do this, Viktor.
1:15:08 > 1:15:12I can ship you out. I can mail you anywhere in the United States.
1:15:12 > 1:15:16- What about my food cart. He can hide inside and we'll drive out.- No.
1:15:16 > 1:15:20- I can't do this.- I thought you said you wanted us to help you.
1:15:20 > 1:15:22- I do.- What's the name? - Amelia Warren.
1:15:22 > 1:15:25- I thought we were looking for a way out.- Here.
1:15:25 > 1:15:29You be careful. Those flight attendants ain't like regular women.
1:15:29 > 1:15:33Flying between those time zones messes with their biological clock
1:15:33 > 1:15:36- or something. Always ready for sex. - I found something.
1:15:36 > 1:15:39- Shhh. - I am leaving.
1:15:39 > 1:15:44- They will come for us.- Gupta, relax. Just got out and watch the door.
1:15:44 > 1:15:46You go in jail, not me.
1:15:46 > 1:15:49You know what, forget it.
1:15:49 > 1:15:51- Just keep looking. - Warren?- Yes.
1:15:51 > 1:15:54Amelia Jane Warren?
1:15:54 > 1:15:56- Jane? - Yeah.
1:15:57 > 1:16:00Oh, way to go, Viktor, first class.
1:16:00 > 1:16:03- When she come back? - Er, three weeks.
1:16:40 > 1:16:42Oh.
1:16:42 > 1:16:44Amelia,
1:16:44 > 1:16:47would you like to get eat to bite?
1:16:47 > 1:16:49Bite to eat?
1:16:49 > 1:16:52Cantaloni?
1:17:00 > 1:17:02Bite to eat?
1:17:03 > 1:17:06Bite to eat.
1:17:06 > 1:17:09Bite to eat.
1:17:11 > 1:17:14Eat to bite? Eat to bite.
1:17:15 > 1:17:21Bite to eat. Bite to eat. Bite to eat, bite to eat.
1:17:21 > 1:17:25Bite to eat, bite to eat, bite to eat, bite to eat, bite to eat.
1:17:25 > 1:17:29Bite to eat, bite to eat, bite to eat, bite to eat, bite to eat.
1:17:33 > 1:17:35Gupta,
1:17:35 > 1:17:38you been ever married?
1:17:38 > 1:17:41- What did you say? - You been ever married?
1:17:42 > 1:17:44I had a wife and two kids in India.
1:17:44 > 1:17:47I left them there 23 years ago.
1:17:47 > 1:17:49Why?
1:17:49 > 1:17:53I had a small tobacco shop in Madras.
1:17:53 > 1:17:56Made just enough money to survive.
1:17:56 > 1:17:58One day, this policeman comes in
1:17:58 > 1:18:01and tells me I owe him some tax.
1:18:01 > 1:18:04I said, "OK. This is karma." So I pay him.
1:18:04 > 1:18:08But the next day, the same policeman come.
1:18:08 > 1:18:12And kept coming and kept coming and I'm paying and I'm paying
1:18:12 > 1:18:16and paying him and paying him and finally, on the fifth day,
1:18:16 > 1:18:19I take a knife and I stab him in his chest.
1:18:19 > 1:18:22- You killed policeman? - No,
1:18:22 > 1:18:27I just missed his heart. When they tried to arrest me, I just run away.
1:18:27 > 1:18:30So you never go home?
1:18:30 > 1:18:35Oh, if I go home, I go into jail for seven years.
1:18:37 > 1:18:42What if United States catch you? They deport you.
1:18:43 > 1:18:47As long as I keep my floor clean, keep my head down,
1:18:47 > 1:18:50they have no reason to deport me,
1:18:50 > 1:18:53they have no reason to notice a man like me.
1:18:53 > 1:18:56- TANNOY:- "United Airlines flight 2793
1:18:56 > 1:18:59from Rome, Italy, is now arriving
1:18:59 > 1:19:01at gate C43."
1:19:08 > 1:19:10- Hey. - Sorry.
1:19:15 > 1:19:18It's wet, wet.
1:19:22 > 1:19:25- Hey! - Will you watch where you're going?
1:19:25 > 1:19:28Watch out!
1:19:28 > 1:19:30- Oh! - Oh.
1:19:30 > 1:19:34- Amelia. - Viktor. Sorry.
1:19:34 > 1:19:37I'm sorry. He nearly killed me.
1:19:37 > 1:19:39- Are you OK? - I'm fine, I'm fine.
1:19:41 > 1:19:44- Lovely suit. - Oh, oh, Hugo Boss..
1:19:44 > 1:19:47On sale, 149.99.
1:19:47 > 1:19:49That's a bargain.
1:19:49 > 1:19:53- Napoleon? - Yes, yes, and Josephine.
1:19:53 > 1:19:57You know what Napoleon gave Josephine on their wedding day?
1:19:57 > 1:19:59Amelia...
1:19:59 > 1:20:03would you like...to have... eat to bite?
1:20:03 > 1:20:05Food, today?
1:20:05 > 1:20:09- You're asking me out for dinner? - Yes.- Yeah, sure.
1:20:09 > 1:20:12- What time? - Dinner time.
1:20:12 > 1:20:16- Where do you wanna go? - Er, I know place.
1:20:25 > 1:20:28Do you have an appointment?
1:20:28 > 1:20:30Navorski.
1:20:30 > 1:20:33This way, please.
1:20:40 > 1:20:42Thank you.
1:20:44 > 1:20:47I didn't know they had a patio up here.
1:20:47 > 1:20:49Very nice.
1:21:08 > 1:21:10Good night.
1:21:14 > 1:21:18- Please, please, please. Please, please.- Sure.
1:21:18 > 1:21:21Tonight we have cannellonis or chicken.
1:21:21 > 1:21:23- Cannelloni, please. - Cannelloni.
1:21:23 > 1:21:26- Sorry. - Thank you.
1:21:26 > 1:21:29- For you, sir? - Er, same.
1:21:29 > 1:21:32That's a great, great choice.
1:21:46 > 1:21:49Let me see.
1:21:49 > 1:21:51Enjoy.
1:21:51 > 1:21:55- Did you know the croissant was invented in Romania?- Really?
1:21:55 > 1:21:57OK...
1:21:57 > 1:22:01It's 1742 and the Turks invade Bucharest,
1:22:01 > 1:22:04making a surprise attack under the cover of night.
1:22:04 > 1:22:07But, the town bakers...
1:22:07 > 1:22:09- BEEPING - Sorry.
1:22:26 > 1:22:28- So, the bakers? - Oh.
1:22:28 > 1:22:31Oh, never mind. It's a dumb story.
1:22:31 > 1:22:34- No, please. - I'm sorry, Viktor.
1:22:34 > 1:22:38Nobody really cares where the croissant was invented.
1:22:38 > 1:22:42I bet the Romanians themselves don't really give a shit.
1:22:42 > 1:22:46I care. Is histories, is truth.
1:22:46 > 1:22:48I'm 39 years old.
1:22:48 > 1:22:52- No. - Yeah.- No.
1:22:52 > 1:22:54- That's the truth. - You are not.- Hmm.
1:22:54 > 1:22:58I tell everybody I'm 33 and most men I've dated think I'm 27.
1:22:58 > 1:23:01- Oh. - No, I'm 39.
1:23:03 > 1:23:05So, I was 39 once.
1:23:05 > 1:23:09I was 18 years old when I started working for the airlines.
1:23:09 > 1:23:12I've been doing this over 20 years.
1:23:12 > 1:23:14And now there's no more pretending.
1:23:14 > 1:23:18This is it. It's why my address book is alphabetical by city
1:23:18 > 1:23:22- and my pager will always go off during dinner. - BEEPING
1:23:25 > 1:23:28You can switch...off pager.
1:23:28 > 1:23:31I wish I could.
1:23:31 > 1:23:34I've been waiting for a phone call for seven years.
1:23:34 > 1:23:38I know it's coming, Viktor, that's why I can't break it off.
1:23:38 > 1:23:42It's why I live out of hotels and have my little suitcase packed,
1:23:42 > 1:23:46ready to go, just in case he wants to meet me for the weekend.
1:23:46 > 1:23:49Yeah,
1:23:49 > 1:23:51I've been waiting my whole life.
1:23:54 > 1:23:59- Just don't know what the hell for. - PAGER VIBRATES
1:24:00 > 1:24:02I'm so sorry.
1:24:19 > 1:24:22I live here.
1:24:23 > 1:24:26- What? - I live here, in terminal. Gate 67.
1:24:27 > 1:24:32- You live at the airport?- Yes, day and night. Is home, like you.
1:24:32 > 1:24:35They tell me to wait, so I wait.
1:24:35 > 1:24:39All frequent fliers feel the same way you do, Viktor.
1:24:39 > 1:24:42- Everybody's waiting.- No. - Everybody. For a flight, a meeting.
1:24:42 > 1:24:47- No, I don't wait for flight or meeting.- What are you waiting for?
1:24:47 > 1:24:49BEEPING
1:24:50 > 1:24:53Is OK. I understand.
1:24:57 > 1:24:59I have an idea.
1:24:59 > 1:25:02- Come here. - What? What you do?
1:25:03 > 1:25:06HE GASPS Are you sure?
1:25:06 > 1:25:09- BEEPING - More than anything, I'm sure of this, Viktor. Ready?
1:25:16 > 1:25:18BOTH LAUGH
1:25:25 > 1:25:28So...when do you...come back?
1:25:28 > 1:25:3113 days. How about you?
1:25:31 > 1:25:33I will be here.
1:25:33 > 1:25:37But... what if your schedule changes?
1:25:37 > 1:25:40- Maybe we should exchange phone numbers.- No.
1:25:40 > 1:25:42I will be here.
1:25:42 > 1:25:44You know what Napoleon give
1:25:44 > 1:25:47to Josephine when he went Bavaria?
1:25:47 > 1:25:50Tell me.
1:25:50 > 1:25:53- Come on, tell me. - I will show you.
1:25:53 > 1:25:5613 days from now.
1:27:02 > 1:27:07- What's he doing?- I can't ask. I'm supposed to tell him what to do.
1:27:07 > 1:27:09If I ask, I'll look like an idiot.
1:27:17 > 1:27:20Look.
1:27:20 > 1:27:22HE SPEAKS SPANISH
1:27:25 > 1:27:29I'm sorry. Sorry. Please, you've gotta do this for me.
1:27:29 > 1:27:33I promise you're gonna get really fat with all the food
1:27:33 > 1:27:37I'm gonna give you. It will be the last thing I ask you to do.
1:27:56 > 1:28:00He waits for you to answer, at Sbarro.
1:28:04 > 1:28:06I have to work.
1:28:06 > 1:28:09He will wait.
1:28:48 > 1:28:50CHEERING
1:28:58 > 1:29:00LAUGHS
1:29:09 > 1:29:11- How was your flight? - Good.
1:29:11 > 1:29:14Thanks.
1:29:19 > 1:29:23- Something wrong?- You're gonna have to come with us, ma'am.
1:29:23 > 1:29:27- You gotta be kidding. I come through twice a month.- Please follow me.
1:29:27 > 1:29:30- SHE SIGHS - I'm supposed to be meeting somebody.
1:29:51 > 1:29:55'In my line of work there are three things that matter.'
1:29:55 > 1:29:58The person, the document
1:29:58 > 1:30:00and the story.
1:30:02 > 1:30:06Find the truth of one and you find the truth of all three.
1:30:06 > 1:30:08I need your help finding the truth.
1:30:10 > 1:30:13Do you know a man named Viktor Navorski?
1:30:13 > 1:30:15Yes.
1:30:15 > 1:30:18Do you know why he's here and where he's from?
1:30:18 > 1:30:20No, we're...we're just friends.
1:30:20 > 1:30:23Have you noticed that he... hides a can
1:30:23 > 1:30:28- of Planters dry-roasted peanuts in his bag?- So?
1:30:28 > 1:30:30What do you make of that?
1:30:30 > 1:30:34- SHE LAUGHS - I'd make peanut butter, I guess.
1:30:34 > 1:30:36HE LAUGHS
1:30:36 > 1:30:40We know that he's planning to go to the Ramada Inn on Lexington.
1:30:40 > 1:30:42Has he told you why he's here?
1:30:42 > 1:30:45- No. - Has he told you where he lives?
1:30:45 > 1:30:47No, we just met at the airport.
1:30:47 > 1:30:51All I know is that he's a building contractor living out of a suitcase.
1:30:51 > 1:30:54- That's it. - He's a contractor?
1:30:54 > 1:30:57- Yeah. - That's what he says?
1:30:57 > 1:30:59Hmmm.
1:30:59 > 1:31:01Amelia,
1:31:01 > 1:31:03I'm just curious.
1:31:03 > 1:31:08You are the kind of woman who can get any guy she wants...
1:31:10 > 1:31:13..why Viktor Navorski?
1:31:13 > 1:31:16That's something a guy like you...
1:31:16 > 1:31:18could never understand.
1:31:39 > 1:31:42I guess you missed your flight again.
1:31:42 > 1:31:46Or maybe you have a really bad travel agent.
1:31:46 > 1:31:49- Please, please, sit. - It's OK, Viktor.
1:31:49 > 1:31:52All men lie. At least you're not very good at it.
1:31:52 > 1:31:56- I did not lie. - You told me you were delayed.
1:31:56 > 1:31:59You never said it was for nine months!
1:31:59 > 1:32:03- Maybe you see the man the way you want to.- So what am I seeing?
1:32:03 > 1:32:05Who are you?
1:32:06 > 1:32:10- I...- Unacceptable? - Yes.
1:32:10 > 1:32:13You wanna hear the funny part?
1:32:13 > 1:32:15I broke up with him.
1:32:15 > 1:32:19I was coming here to tell you that he's out of my life. I'm free.
1:32:19 > 1:32:22I got tired of waiting.
1:32:22 > 1:32:24At least we had that in common.
1:32:27 > 1:32:32Amelia, you know what Napoleon gave to Josephine
1:32:32 > 1:32:34when he went Bavaria?
1:32:34 > 1:32:37No.
1:32:37 > 1:32:40I show you.
1:32:44 > 1:32:46Please. Please.
1:32:50 > 1:32:52Sit, please.
1:33:02 > 1:33:04That was the gift,
1:33:04 > 1:33:07Napoleon to Josephine.
1:33:07 > 1:33:10One thousand fountains.
1:33:10 > 1:33:12You built this for me?
1:33:12 > 1:33:14Yes. Sit.
1:33:14 > 1:33:17Sit, sit. Don't get wet.
1:33:26 > 1:33:28Come on.
1:33:28 > 1:33:30HE MUTTERS
1:33:31 > 1:33:33It don't work.
1:33:33 > 1:33:38It should shoot...big water... up to ceiling.
1:33:38 > 1:33:41Just tell me the truth.
1:33:41 > 1:33:44Did you escape from an institution?
1:33:46 > 1:33:48Huh?
1:33:48 > 1:33:50Are you a criminal?
1:33:52 > 1:33:54You're living here, Viktor.
1:33:54 > 1:33:58You're living at gate 67, I just wanna know why.
1:33:58 > 1:34:00I show you.
1:34:11 > 1:34:13My father.
1:34:13 > 1:34:17Please tell me your father isn't in that peanut can.
1:34:23 > 1:34:26This is jazz.
1:34:32 > 1:34:35My father, Demitri Navorski,
1:34:35 > 1:34:37see this photograph
1:34:37 > 1:34:40in Hungarian newspaper, 1958.
1:34:40 > 1:34:43He say he look at it there for seven days.
1:34:43 > 1:34:46- Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday... - Who are they?
1:34:46 > 1:34:51Count Basie, Dizzy Gillespie, Thelonius Monk, Sonny Rollins,
1:34:51 > 1:34:53Art Blakey, Max Kaminsky.
1:34:53 > 1:34:5657 of them altogether.
1:34:56 > 1:35:00After looking at photograph, for seven days, my father, his idea,
1:35:00 > 1:35:05he begin to write letters to clubs in New York, Lickety Split, Sugar Bowl.
1:35:05 > 1:35:10He asked the nuns to write English, hundreds of letters.
1:35:10 > 1:35:12And then he wait.
1:35:12 > 1:35:15He'd wait month, week,
1:35:15 > 1:35:17year.
1:35:17 > 1:35:20My father wait 40 year.
1:35:23 > 1:35:26And they all sign names.
1:35:28 > 1:35:31One by one.
1:35:46 > 1:35:49They all write their name
1:35:49 > 1:35:51and send to my father.
1:35:56 > 1:35:59All but not one.
1:35:59 > 1:36:02Benny Golson.
1:36:05 > 1:36:08Saxophone.
1:36:08 > 1:36:11My father died before Benny Golson
1:36:11 > 1:36:14write his name and send to my father.
1:36:14 > 1:36:17So I'm making promise, I keep promise.
1:36:20 > 1:36:24I...promise I will go to New York,
1:36:24 > 1:36:26find Benny Golson, get him write name
1:36:26 > 1:36:29to put in can.
1:36:29 > 1:36:33You've lived here all this time so you could do this for your father?
1:36:33 > 1:36:36Maybe I think he'd do it for me.
1:36:41 > 1:36:43You say you are...
1:36:43 > 1:36:46waiting for something.
1:36:46 > 1:36:48I say to you, "Yes, yes."
1:36:48 > 1:36:51We all wait.
1:36:52 > 1:36:55What are you waiting for?
1:36:56 > 1:36:58You.
1:36:58 > 1:37:01I wait for you.
1:37:55 > 1:37:58What?
1:38:01 > 1:38:03The war is over.
1:38:04 > 1:38:06SINGING IN RUSSIAN
1:38:20 > 1:38:23SINGING / CHEERING
1:38:33 > 1:38:36All right, everybody, let's raise our glasses.
1:38:36 > 1:38:40- Let's have a toast to my friend Viktor, the goat. - HE BAAS
1:38:40 > 1:38:44- ALL BAA - May he never lose his country again.
1:38:44 > 1:38:46Krakozhia!
1:38:46 > 1:38:50Amelia! Amelia, you... you here early.
1:38:50 > 1:38:54Amelia, oh, peace, peace. Peace, the war.
1:38:54 > 1:38:58The war. Please, come, come, see. The war in Krakozhia's over.
1:38:58 > 1:39:00Peace! The war is over.
1:39:04 > 1:39:08- You know my friend?- Yes. - He works in Washington.- Yes.
1:39:08 > 1:39:11He has a lot of connections. Here. It's a pass, Viktor.
1:39:11 > 1:39:15A one-day travel emergency visa with your name on it.
1:39:15 > 1:39:18- Visa? - Yes!- From your friend?
1:39:18 > 1:39:22Yes! Just go to New York, find that last name and put it in the can.
1:39:22 > 1:39:26- I go New York?- Yes! - I go New York! ALL CHEER
1:39:31 > 1:39:33I go New York.
1:39:33 > 1:39:37Amelia, you come with. You come with me to New York.
1:39:39 > 1:39:42Your friend do this for me.
1:39:42 > 1:39:45Why he do this for me?
1:39:46 > 1:39:49He did it for me.
1:39:49 > 1:39:53I told you to stay away from me, Viktor.
1:39:53 > 1:39:57But you didn't understand, I think you were confused.
1:39:57 > 1:40:01No, I confused about everything. Not confused...not this, not this.
1:40:02 > 1:40:05I'm sorry. I'm running late.
1:40:05 > 1:40:07Amelia, why?
1:40:07 > 1:40:10Why you go? Why you go?
1:40:10 > 1:40:14You know what Napoleon gave Josephine as a wedding present?
1:40:14 > 1:40:18It was a gold locket and on the inside...
1:40:18 > 1:40:20he made an inscription.
1:40:22 > 1:40:25"Destiny."
1:40:27 > 1:40:30Destiny.
1:40:33 > 1:40:37"..Rejoice in the streets as well as in their local taverns."
1:40:44 > 1:40:46- Hey, baby. - Hey.
1:40:46 > 1:40:49I missed you.
1:40:51 > 1:40:53Come on.
1:41:06 > 1:41:08Next.
1:41:08 > 1:41:10Viktor.
1:41:11 > 1:41:14Hello, Delores.
1:41:14 > 1:41:16Here I am today.
1:41:16 > 1:41:18What do you have here?
1:41:22 > 1:41:24What do you have here?
1:41:33 > 1:41:36Oh, no, it's not signed.
1:41:36 > 1:41:39What?
1:41:39 > 1:41:42It's a one-day emergency travel visa.
1:41:42 > 1:41:47To validate authenticity it must be signed by the supervising officer.
1:41:47 > 1:41:50- Dixon? - Yes.
1:41:50 > 1:41:53Dixon.
1:41:56 > 1:42:00The... The war in my country is... is over.
1:42:00 > 1:42:03Yeah, I know.
1:42:03 > 1:42:05Congratulations.
1:42:05 > 1:42:08It's strange, isn't it, Viktor?
1:42:08 > 1:42:11When you wait so long for one thing,
1:42:11 > 1:42:13one tiny moment.
1:42:13 > 1:42:16I had that moment today, too.
1:42:16 > 1:42:18See this badge?
1:42:18 > 1:42:22This badge means that I was made CBP Field Commissioner.
1:42:22 > 1:42:27My authority over the security of this airport is absolute.
1:42:28 > 1:42:32Your ticket and your passport.
1:42:34 > 1:42:37It's time for you to go home.
1:42:39 > 1:42:43Officer Waylin, can you please show Mr Navorski into the terminal
1:42:43 > 1:42:46and make sure that he does not miss his flight.
1:42:46 > 1:42:49Goodbye, Viktor, and good luck.
1:42:58 > 1:43:01I think I want to go New York City.
1:43:02 > 1:43:05Don't make this difficult, Viktor.
1:43:05 > 1:43:08I'm no more unacceptable.
1:43:08 > 1:43:10- I told you, this is over. - I go.
1:43:10 > 1:43:12New York.
1:43:13 > 1:43:16Are you sure you wanna do that?
1:43:16 > 1:43:19I go New York City.
1:43:19 > 1:43:21Now.
1:43:23 > 1:43:26Part of my job as Field Commissioner
1:43:26 > 1:43:30is to get rid of undesirables. And there are quite a few.
1:43:30 > 1:43:33Like this guy, Joe Mulroy. I think you know him.
1:43:33 > 1:43:35Joe's been here for about 20 years
1:43:35 > 1:43:39but he's been running an after-hours poker game, bringing in liquor,
1:43:39 > 1:43:43marijuana. Poor guy's gonna lose his pension and I think he has kids.
1:43:43 > 1:43:47Yeah. And then there's this guy, Enrique Cruz.
1:43:47 > 1:43:51I think you also know Enrique. Enrique, as it turns out,
1:43:51 > 1:43:54has let people into the food preparation area.
1:43:54 > 1:43:58Major security breach. Poor guy. I think he's a newlywed
1:43:58 > 1:44:00but I'm gonna have to let him go.
1:44:00 > 1:44:04And then there's Gupta Rajan. He's a janitor.
1:44:04 > 1:44:08But, as it turns out, he's wanted for assaulting a police officer
1:44:08 > 1:44:10back in India in 1979.
1:44:10 > 1:44:13I'll have to deport him.
1:44:13 > 1:44:15I will go home.
1:44:15 > 1:44:18- I'm sorry, what did you say? - I will go home.
1:44:19 > 1:44:21Leave them alone, I will go.
1:44:21 > 1:44:25- Today?- Yes.- If you don't get on that plane, Viktor,
1:44:25 > 1:44:28- they're all gone. - Yes.
1:44:28 > 1:44:30- Do you understand? - Yes.- OK. Good.
1:44:44 > 1:44:47- I don't believe he just... - Viktor, you don't have to do this.
1:44:47 > 1:44:52- You can fight these guys.- I owe you so much, please let me help you.
1:44:52 > 1:44:56This is your friend talking. We're your friends. We're your family now.
1:45:00 > 1:45:03Gupta,
1:45:03 > 1:45:06- goodbye. - You tried to fool us.
1:45:06 > 1:45:10You make us to think you would walk out those doors,
1:45:10 > 1:45:13that you'd fight. Why don't you fight?
1:45:13 > 1:45:16The war is over.
1:45:16 > 1:45:18Then go. Get lost.
1:45:18 > 1:45:22Get lost! Go home and tell them you never made it.
1:45:22 > 1:45:26You come this close to America
1:45:26 > 1:45:28but you don't have the courage
1:45:28 > 1:45:31to go from here to here.
1:45:31 > 1:45:33You are a coward.
1:45:33 > 1:45:36The plane is on time.
1:45:36 > 1:45:41You are a coward. You are a coward!
1:45:41 > 1:45:44- You make me... - Gupta, what's wrong with you, man?
1:45:44 > 1:45:47Settle down.
1:45:47 > 1:45:49Been looking all around, I mean...
1:45:52 > 1:45:54Look at me.
1:45:54 > 1:45:57Come on, look at me.
1:45:58 > 1:46:02- HE SIGHS - There's something You should know.
1:46:03 > 1:46:05HE WHISTLES
1:46:05 > 1:46:10- TANNOY:- 'Ladies and gentlemen, United Airlines flight 866
1:46:10 > 1:46:14'to Krakozhia has landed and is now taxiing to the gate.
1:46:14 > 1:46:17'For those passengers holding tickets for flight 866 to Krakozhia,
1:46:17 > 1:46:20'we expect to depart on schedule.'
1:46:46 > 1:46:47Gupta.
1:46:59 > 1:47:01Gupta!
1:47:29 > 1:47:31SIRENS WAIL
1:47:31 > 1:47:34I'm going home!
1:47:37 > 1:47:40Get lost!
1:47:51 > 1:47:54- TANNOY:- 'Attention. Flight 866
1:47:54 > 1:47:56'is delayed until further notice.'
1:48:05 > 1:48:08Do you have an appointment?
1:48:09 > 1:48:13Somebody tell me what the hell is going on down there?!
1:48:14 > 1:48:17We're right behind you.
1:48:21 > 1:48:23Viktor's leaving.
1:48:37 > 1:48:41- Monica, Viktor's leaving. - I know, he's going home.
1:48:41 > 1:48:43He's going for the front door,
1:48:43 > 1:48:46- he's going out to the city. - What? Oh, my...
1:48:46 > 1:48:49ALL SHOUT / CHEER
1:48:54 > 1:48:56No, I'm good.
1:48:56 > 1:49:00On behalf of Discovery Store, I wanna give you this squishy.
1:49:00 > 1:49:03- Digital camera. - I don't know where you're going
1:49:03 > 1:49:05but these will keep your feet warm.
1:49:14 > 1:49:18- OK, everybody in position? - We're here.- Secure the door.
1:49:28 > 1:49:31I'm sorry, Viktor.
1:49:34 > 1:49:36Take him, Judge.
1:49:36 > 1:49:38Hold it, Viktor.
1:49:38 > 1:49:41Take it easy.
1:49:41 > 1:49:43You see those doors?
1:49:43 > 1:49:46Those are the entry doors to New York City,
1:49:46 > 1:49:49to the United States of America. Turn around.
1:49:59 > 1:50:04It's snowing in the city and... you're gonna need that.
1:50:06 > 1:50:08Good luck.
1:50:08 > 1:50:10Oh, no. Oh, no.
1:50:10 > 1:50:13Oh, no, oh, no, oh, no. No, no.
1:50:13 > 1:50:17- I'm gonna miss you.- Try not to get stuck wherever you're going.
1:50:17 > 1:50:19Arrest him! Arrest him! God!
1:50:19 > 1:50:22Damn it!
1:51:04 > 1:51:07Taxi!
1:51:58 > 1:52:00Where you go?
1:52:00 > 1:52:02161 Lexington.
1:52:02 > 1:52:06Please take the Van Wyke Expressway to Queensborough Bridge,
1:52:06 > 1:52:08- it's faster. - Where are you from?
1:52:08 > 1:52:12- Krakozhia, Viktor Navorski. - I'm Goran, Albania.
1:52:12 > 1:52:15- When did you come to New York? - Oh!
1:52:16 > 1:52:18Thursday.
1:52:24 > 1:52:28Sir, do you want us to signal red, block the south exit
1:52:28 > 1:52:30and have AP sweep every vehicle?
1:52:30 > 1:52:33Sir?
1:52:37 > 1:52:395:30 from Tokyo just landed.
1:52:39 > 1:52:43Got two planes on the tarmac, Barcelona on approach.
1:52:43 > 1:52:46The night is young and 1,500 people are headed our way.
1:52:48 > 1:52:50Everybody inside.
1:52:51 > 1:52:54Everybody inside. Come on.
1:52:54 > 1:52:56Let's go.
1:53:01 > 1:53:03HORNS BEEP
1:53:22 > 1:53:25Are you checking in, sir?
1:53:25 > 1:53:27No, no, I don't check in, I...
1:53:27 > 1:53:32- I want to go to this place, please? - Lobby Lounge is around the corner.
1:53:32 > 1:53:36Happy-hour specials and live music every night. Do you like jazz?
1:53:51 > 1:53:55Er, let's do Killer Joe. It worked all right last night so... Yes?
1:53:55 > 1:53:57You are Benny Golson?
1:53:57 > 1:54:00Yes, I am.
1:54:00 > 1:54:02Benny Golson, I am Viktor Navorski,
1:54:02 > 1:54:05I am from Krakozhia.
1:54:05 > 1:54:08My father, Demitri Navorski was
1:54:08 > 1:54:12- a great, great fan of your music. - Oh, a jazz fan? Fantastic.
1:54:12 > 1:54:15Would you...
1:54:15 > 1:54:17sign your name, please?
1:54:17 > 1:54:21- PIANO STARTS - Can I do it a little later? We have to get started now.
1:54:21 > 1:54:24- Oh, I will wait. - OK.
1:54:24 > 1:54:26OK.
1:55:26 > 1:55:29Taxi! Taxi!
1:55:49 > 1:55:51Where you wanna go?
1:55:55 > 1:55:57I am going home.