0:00:02 > 0:00:05MUSIC: "Don't Stop Believin'" by John Koha from The Band Escape
0:00:17 > 0:00:20'Every story starts somewhere.'
0:00:20 > 0:00:24'And mine began in a small town called Silver Springs, Nevada.
0:00:25 > 0:00:28'My mother was an ex-showgirl.
0:00:28 > 0:00:30'Emphasis on the ex.
0:00:30 > 0:00:33'There's my father! He came by for the beer.'
0:00:35 > 0:00:38Whoa! Oh, my God!
0:00:38 > 0:00:40Oh, my God!
0:00:41 > 0:00:43# Happy birthday, Donna #
0:00:43 > 0:00:47'I didn't get to blow out my candles.
0:00:47 > 0:00:49'But I do remember my wish.
0:00:49 > 0:00:53'That I could get as far away from Silver Springs as possible.
0:01:09 > 0:01:12'Well, that didn't happen.'
0:01:12 > 0:01:15Come on, sweetie.
0:01:15 > 0:01:19'My mom, always optimistic, was on her fourth husband, Pete.'
0:01:23 > 0:01:27- Oh! What happened? - 'Rodney, his son.'
0:01:27 > 0:01:30'No need for DNA testing on that one.'
0:01:31 > 0:01:36'I still had my mind on a different life beyond Silver Springs.
0:01:36 > 0:01:39'Then I met Tommy, the high school quarterback.
0:01:39 > 0:01:41'Boy, was he a great kisser.
0:01:41 > 0:01:44'Together, I knew we were going places.
0:01:44 > 0:01:46'He went as far as assistant manager at the Big Lots
0:01:46 > 0:01:49'and used his pull to get me a job in the luggage department.'
0:01:49 > 0:01:53This is the best bag money can buy bar none. OK?
0:01:53 > 0:01:56You've got the nylon twill with the DuPont coating.
0:01:56 > 0:01:58So, this is the bag you use when you fly?
0:01:58 > 0:02:03Well...I've actually never been on an aeroplane.
0:02:03 > 0:02:05But if I ever get to go on one,
0:02:05 > 0:02:08this thing is gonna follow me around like my own little dog.
0:02:08 > 0:02:13'My birthday came and I didn't have to make the same old wish.
0:02:13 > 0:02:15'Tommy and I had found our way out.'
0:02:15 > 0:02:18Hey! I caught you!
0:02:18 > 0:02:21Donna. Hey. I thought you didn't get off till 8:00?
0:02:21 > 0:02:24I got Becky to cover for me.
0:02:26 > 0:02:28Oh.
0:02:29 > 0:02:31- Ohhhh! - Now that you're here...
0:02:31 > 0:02:33No, let me have the card!
0:02:33 > 0:02:36No, it's, it's silly. Just forget about it.
0:02:36 > 0:02:40- It's actually kinda corny. - I brought that dress that you like.
0:02:40 > 0:02:43- Wanna watch me change? - No! Hey, Donna!
0:02:43 > 0:02:46- Ah!- Look, don't read that.- Come on! I like things that are corny.
0:02:52 > 0:02:56You're breaking up with me... in a birthday card?
0:02:57 > 0:03:01- Why?- Well, they don't make breaking-up cards.
0:03:01 > 0:03:05I thought that... We had plans!
0:03:09 > 0:03:12Look, Donna, don't take this the wrong way,
0:03:12 > 0:03:15- but I decided to take somebody else to Tucson.- Somebody else?
0:03:15 > 0:03:18Yeah.
0:03:18 > 0:03:20Linda from Lawn Chairs.
0:03:20 > 0:03:24Well, actually, it's Brenda in Barbecues.
0:03:24 > 0:03:28Look, Donna, you're a great girl. Really, you are. But...
0:03:28 > 0:03:31You know, with this transfer to Tucson,
0:03:31 > 0:03:33I just need to shake things up a bit.
0:03:33 > 0:03:35You know, business is business.
0:03:35 > 0:03:39Come on, Donna, face it, you're a small-town girl.
0:03:39 > 0:03:42You belong here.
0:03:49 > 0:03:52'I left my job at Big Lots and thought about becoming an alcoholic.
0:03:54 > 0:03:56'Just kidding.
0:03:59 > 0:04:01'But then something happened.'
0:04:01 > 0:04:05- TV: - There I was with garbage in front of me, the worst moment of my life,
0:04:05 > 0:04:07and I thought, "What am I gonna do?"
0:04:07 > 0:04:11And for a second, I was real scared because ever since I was little,
0:04:11 > 0:04:14all I ever heard was, "You are nothing. You deserve nothing."
0:04:14 > 0:04:16But that night, something clicked.
0:04:16 > 0:04:19And I knew, I just knew I was worth something.
0:04:19 > 0:04:24From a girl in Texas to the world's most famous flight attendant.
0:04:24 > 0:04:26Author of My Life In The Sky. Can we get a shot of that?
0:04:26 > 0:04:29"I'm curious, why'd you pick flying?"
0:04:29 > 0:04:32"No matter how much I loved that sleepy little town,
0:04:32 > 0:04:35"none of my dreams were waiting down there.
0:04:35 > 0:04:37"They were waiting up there.
0:04:37 > 0:04:41"And frankly, people, no matter where you're from,
0:04:41 > 0:04:44"no matter who people think you are,
0:04:44 > 0:04:48"you can be whatever you want.
0:04:48 > 0:04:51"But you gotta start right now. Right this second, in fact."
0:04:51 > 0:04:55- But how?- "You should start by buying my book."
0:04:55 > 0:04:58"I agree. But you can't have my copy.
0:04:58 > 0:05:02"Don't go away, we'll be right back with more Pure Oxygen."
0:05:05 > 0:05:08MUSIC: "Downtime" by Jo Dee Messina
0:05:20 > 0:05:23'I took Sally's advice.
0:05:23 > 0:05:26'Sierra Airlines wasn't the biggest and the best,
0:05:26 > 0:05:29'it was the smallest and the absolute worst.
0:05:29 > 0:05:32'But everybody has to start somewhere.'
0:05:32 > 0:05:35Donna, why d'you wanna be a stewardess?
0:05:35 > 0:05:40Well, for all the travel opportunities and for the excitement.
0:05:40 > 0:05:43We're a budget airline, we fly from here to Fresno.
0:05:43 > 0:05:45Once a week to Bakersfield.
0:05:46 > 0:05:50We got five planes. We fly gamblers and drunks.
0:05:50 > 0:05:52Right.
0:05:52 > 0:05:54I wanna provide those gamblers and drunks
0:05:54 > 0:05:57with the best service in the sky.
0:05:57 > 0:06:00Ah. 'You're gonna love the uniform.
0:06:00 > 0:06:03'Our motto is big hair, short skirts
0:06:03 > 0:06:05'and service with a smile.'
0:06:07 > 0:06:11Sir, please fasten your seat belt. < FLUSH!
0:06:14 > 0:06:17You nervous?
0:06:20 > 0:06:23- I'm Sherry. - Donna.
0:06:23 > 0:06:25Welcome to Sierra.
0:06:32 > 0:06:35'Now, as much as you can today, sweetie, stick by me.'
0:06:35 > 0:06:39- I hear we're full, but it's a piece of cake.- OK.
0:06:50 > 0:06:53OK. The overhead bins are closed and the cabin is secure.
0:06:53 > 0:06:57- Good job. I'll do the safety, you go tell the captain we're ready.- OK.
0:07:02 > 0:07:05Welcome aboard Sierra Airlines, flight 312 to Fresno.
0:07:05 > 0:07:07There are three emergency exits...
0:07:07 > 0:07:11Captain? We are... HE SNORES
0:07:11 > 0:07:14Captain? Is he all right?
0:07:14 > 0:07:17- Don't worry about him. - HE SNORES LOUDLY
0:07:19 > 0:07:23He'll be fine. I'll poke him with the stick and he'll get at it.
0:07:24 > 0:07:28If not, I'll give him his blankie and take matters into my own hands.
0:07:28 > 0:07:32Steve. Steve Bench. Call me Co-pilot Steve.
0:07:32 > 0:07:34I'm Donna Jensen.
0:07:34 > 0:07:36I'm a trainee.
0:07:36 > 0:07:39You nervous, Donna?
0:07:39 > 0:07:42Nah... Well, yeah, a little bit.
0:07:42 > 0:07:45Oh, don't worry. I've had only two near misses
0:07:45 > 0:07:47and a couple of minor crashes,
0:07:47 > 0:07:50but I chalked it up to experience and I feel better about it.
0:07:51 > 0:07:54I'm joking.
0:07:54 > 0:07:56Ah! I knew that.
0:07:56 > 0:08:00If there's anything I can do for you, anything, you come up here. OK?
0:08:11 > 0:08:13Put your hands on your knees.
0:08:13 > 0:08:16Don't want them flailing about if we crash.
0:08:36 > 0:08:39It's just like a roller coaster!
0:08:39 > 0:08:42You ever been on a plane before?
0:08:42 > 0:08:45Well...yeah. I mean, you know.
0:08:45 > 0:08:48Sometimes it helps if you don't look down.
0:08:48 > 0:08:51BREATHES HARD I'm doing great.
0:08:54 > 0:08:57- Shit! - It's just the wheels.
0:08:57 > 0:09:00- We've lost the wheels? - No, Donna. Relax.
0:09:00 > 0:09:03I am relaxed! Mm!
0:09:03 > 0:09:05Ah! Ah!
0:09:05 > 0:09:07- We're gonna crash! - Donna!- Oh, my God!
0:09:07 > 0:09:10- We're gonna crash! - Come back here!
0:09:10 > 0:09:13We're gonna crash! We're gonna crash! We're gonna crash!
0:09:14 > 0:09:17Argh! Aaaarrrggghhh!
0:09:17 > 0:09:21Aaaaaarrrrrggggghhhhh!
0:09:21 > 0:09:24Thank you. Please fly with us again.
0:09:26 > 0:09:28- Enjoy the sights. - OK, thanks.
0:09:44 > 0:09:46How you doing?
0:09:46 > 0:09:48I was terrible.
0:09:48 > 0:09:50I couldn't walk. I spilt the coffee.
0:09:50 > 0:09:54- Hey.- I totally freaked out the passengers!
0:09:54 > 0:09:56It wasn't exactly a frozen lake up there.
0:09:56 > 0:09:58Turbulence is tough.
0:09:58 > 0:10:01You'll get the hang of it.
0:10:01 > 0:10:03Will I get fired? I'll get fired!
0:10:03 > 0:10:05Nobody's getting fired. Really.
0:10:05 > 0:10:09You're gonna be a pro! You're going places.
0:10:09 > 0:10:12- You think? - I'm a pilot.
0:10:12 > 0:10:16It's my job to know where people are going.
0:10:16 > 0:10:19MUSIC: "I'm Not Anybody's Girl" by Kaci
0:10:25 > 0:10:28And one for you. I'll put your seat in the upright position.
0:10:31 > 0:10:33Ma'am, would you put your tray table up?
0:10:34 > 0:10:38To fasten your seat belt, insert the metal fitting...
0:10:38 > 0:10:40'Before long, I was flying full-speed ahead.
0:10:41 > 0:10:44'I even got my own trainee, Christine.
0:10:44 > 0:10:47'There wasn't much to do on weekends apart from tanning.'
0:10:47 > 0:10:50I can't believe your boyfriend owns this houseboat.
0:10:50 > 0:10:54If you don't marry him, Sherry, I am gonna kill you.
0:10:54 > 0:10:57First of all, Herb ain't asked me, and second...
0:10:57 > 0:10:58Oh, my God!
0:10:58 > 0:11:01- What's wrong? - My clasp broke!
0:11:01 > 0:11:05I think there's some safety pins in a shoe box in the bedroom closet.
0:11:05 > 0:11:09- Don't worry about it, go topless. - You are a very bad influence on me.
0:11:09 > 0:11:11Thank you.
0:11:13 > 0:11:15FOGHORN
0:11:17 > 0:11:19FOGHORN
0:11:19 > 0:11:22Mm-mm! Lake patrol at 2 o'clock.
0:11:24 > 0:11:26Hey, Sherry! Herb around?
0:11:26 > 0:11:30He might be inside. What'd he do, take a leak in the lake?
0:11:30 > 0:11:33He ran off with flare gun, he never returned it!
0:11:33 > 0:11:38- Well, you have my permission to teach that man a lesson.- Ha-ha!
0:11:39 > 0:11:42Oh, er, Ted, this is Christine.
0:11:42 > 0:11:44It's a pleasure to meet you, Christine.
0:11:44 > 0:11:48Hey, er, let me know if you, er, need any backup, huh?
0:11:48 > 0:11:51Er, I might take you up on that.
0:11:57 > 0:11:59CREAK!
0:12:03 > 0:12:05- Freeze! - BOTH: Aaarrgghh!
0:12:05 > 0:12:09I am so sorry! I'm so sorry! I thought you were, you were Herb.
0:12:09 > 0:12:13- Do I look like a Herb?- No, ma'am, you look nothing like a Herb.
0:12:13 > 0:12:17And I'd appreciate it if you could find it in your heart to forgive me.
0:12:17 > 0:12:21It's all right. Who are you, anyway?
0:12:21 > 0:12:24I'm no-one. I mean, er, I'm Ted, my name, my name's Ted.
0:12:24 > 0:12:28Well, Ted, I'm Donna. You can uncover your eyes now.
0:12:28 > 0:12:30Er, nice to meet you, Donna.
0:12:30 > 0:12:34My clasp broke, I was just looking for a safety pin.
0:12:34 > 0:12:36Oh, don't move, help is on the way.
0:12:37 > 0:12:39Clasp, huh? Er...
0:12:45 > 0:12:47- What are you gonna do with those? - Turn please.
0:12:47 > 0:12:50WHISTLES
0:12:56 > 0:12:59- OK. You new around here? - Yeah.
0:12:59 > 0:13:02- Hm. - I work with Sherry down at Sierra.
0:13:02 > 0:13:04- Oh.- Uh-huh.
0:13:04 > 0:13:06OK. All set.
0:13:08 > 0:13:10- Thank you. - Least I can do.
0:13:10 > 0:13:14And being that you're new around here, I have to tell you, ma'am,
0:13:14 > 0:13:18that it is my official duty to give all newcomers a special guided tour
0:13:18 > 0:13:20on my boat.
0:13:23 > 0:13:25- Oops. - Oops. Here you go.
0:13:25 > 0:13:27Hey!
0:13:27 > 0:13:30You mind if I come with?
0:13:30 > 0:13:33Er... OK. Sure, yeah.
0:13:34 > 0:13:36MUSIC: "Suddenly" by LeAnn Rimes
0:13:51 > 0:13:53BOTH SHRIEK
0:14:12 > 0:14:15- Beautiful, huh? - Thank you.
0:14:15 > 0:14:17It really is.
0:14:17 > 0:14:20Ted, would you oil my back?
0:14:20 > 0:14:22OK, yeah.
0:14:25 > 0:14:27Sure.
0:14:28 > 0:14:31So, how'd you become an officer of the law?
0:14:31 > 0:14:36Oh, I'm not, er... I'm a student, a law student. Or I was.
0:14:36 > 0:14:39At Ohio State. My family's from Cleveland.
0:14:39 > 0:14:43- Was?- Yeah, I, er, I quit my final semester.
0:14:43 > 0:14:47Then I went bumming around for a few months and now I'm here for a while.
0:14:47 > 0:14:49I quit high school.
0:14:49 > 0:14:51Would you do my shoulders for me?
0:14:54 > 0:14:57- Why'd you quit? - Well, I was...- I don't...
0:14:57 > 0:15:00Everything was on track,
0:15:00 > 0:15:04I was on my way to being a big shot attorney at a hot law firm
0:15:04 > 0:15:09and then I thought, "What am I doing? Is this what I really want?"
0:15:09 > 0:15:11My whole life was over before it had even begun.
0:15:11 > 0:15:14I wanted to travel, I wanted to see the world,
0:15:14 > 0:15:17eat, drink, enjoy myself.
0:15:17 > 0:15:20And then I had this crazy idea that I would, er,
0:15:20 > 0:15:24I would look for the thing that would make me most happy.
0:15:28 > 0:15:31Would you mind if I saw you next weekend?
0:15:33 > 0:15:36- GIGGLING - They do!
0:15:37 > 0:15:39Can you believe we had to refuel here?
0:15:39 > 0:15:42I mean, where are we, Bedrock?
0:15:42 > 0:15:44- So, what was the bathroom like? - Awful.
0:15:44 > 0:15:46- I love that lipstick! - Chanel.
0:15:46 > 0:15:50Ooo! Remind me, as soon as we get to New York, I have to go to Vuitton.
0:15:50 > 0:15:53- Are those new earrings? - The guy in Rome.
0:15:53 > 0:15:56- The guy in London. - Oh, thank God, we're out of here!
0:15:56 > 0:15:59- I think I need to take a flea dip. - LAUGHTER
0:16:09 > 0:16:11We better go.
0:16:14 > 0:16:18- Oh, you wanted to go to the gift shop and get a Toblerone.- Right.
0:16:25 > 0:16:28- You know what? - What?
0:16:28 > 0:16:31We are every bit as good as they are. BOTH: We are?
0:16:31 > 0:16:34And we don't have to spend our lives working at Sierra
0:16:34 > 0:16:38- for some weaselly ex-bookie. - You know, I once worked for Pan Am.
0:16:38 > 0:16:42Three whole months. Uniforms from natural fibre.
0:16:42 > 0:16:44- What happened? - They went bust.
0:16:44 > 0:16:46So, you started working for Sierra?
0:16:46 > 0:16:49I needed me a job and nobody else was hiring.
0:16:49 > 0:16:52Well, they're hiring now.
0:16:54 > 0:16:58Royalty Airlines job fair this weekend at The Marriott Hotel.
0:17:01 > 0:17:04You guys, this could be so good!
0:17:05 > 0:17:08Who's in?
0:17:10 > 0:17:14# Oh-oh, livin' on a prayer
0:17:14 > 0:17:18# Take my hand we can make it, I swear
0:17:18 > 0:17:22# Oh, oh, livin' on a prayer... #
0:17:22 > 0:17:25MUSIC: "Livin' On A Prayer" by Bon Jovi
0:17:46 > 0:17:50"No person may serve as a flight attendant
0:17:50 > 0:17:54"unless that person has demonstrated to the pilot in command
0:17:54 > 0:17:58"familiarity with the necessary functions
0:17:58 > 0:18:00"to be performed in and..."
0:18:00 > 0:18:03Oh, my God! You dot your I's with little hearts? That's so cute!
0:18:03 > 0:18:05Ah, well, it's my trademark.
0:18:07 > 0:18:09That and my hickies.
0:18:09 > 0:18:12Well, a girl's gotta have a skill.
0:18:12 > 0:18:16'I was excited to be interviewed by the legendary John Whitney.
0:18:16 > 0:18:18'He had been with Royalty a long time.'
0:18:19 > 0:18:22Hi. I'm John Whitney.
0:18:22 > 0:18:26- 'Maybe a little too long.' - This one.
0:18:26 > 0:18:29Head of the Royalty flight attendant trainee programme.
0:18:29 > 0:18:33Tell me, why do you want to work for Royalty Airlines?
0:18:34 > 0:18:37Um, I believe that I have a lot to offer your airline.
0:18:37 > 0:18:41Because the planes are, you know, they're so much bigger.
0:18:42 > 0:18:45Oh. Um, my gum.
0:18:45 > 0:18:48Why do YOU want to work for Royalty Airlines?
0:18:48 > 0:18:51Oh, well...
0:18:51 > 0:18:54I've got a lot of answers, but I've just gotta think of the right one.
0:18:54 > 0:18:57Take your time. Collect, gather, go.
0:18:57 > 0:19:00Because I'm organised and efficient.
0:19:00 > 0:19:05I worked for Sierra Airlines. You know, I put that down there.
0:19:05 > 0:19:07Yeah, um, right above Hooters.
0:19:07 > 0:19:09- Hooters! - Yes, right there.- Oh, yes.
0:19:09 > 0:19:13If I have a task, I will not stop until I have completed it perfectly.
0:19:13 > 0:19:15Did I say organised?
0:19:15 > 0:19:17- Got a question for you. - OK.
0:19:17 > 0:19:22What is your tolerance level for pain, physical pain?
0:19:22 > 0:19:25Like, sexual pain?
0:19:25 > 0:19:27Are you a people person?
0:19:27 > 0:19:29Oh, definitely! Big people person.
0:19:29 > 0:19:32- Not just big people. - Not just giants?- You got it.- OK!
0:19:32 > 0:19:36To learn and to, um, follow through with all the tasks.
0:19:36 > 0:19:39- I'm just gonna say a few words. - Yeah?- OK.- OK.
0:19:39 > 0:19:42- Didgeridoo. - Scooby-Doo-doo.
0:19:42 > 0:19:46- Tectonic plates. Tectonic plates. - Dish wear.
0:19:46 > 0:19:49- Do you handle surprises well?! - BOTH LAUGH:
0:19:50 > 0:19:53- Do you handle surprises well?! - BOTH LAUGH
0:19:53 > 0:19:56- I scared you, didn't I? - I know.
0:19:56 > 0:19:59It has always been my dream to work for the best
0:19:59 > 0:20:01and I think you guys are the best.
0:20:01 > 0:20:03That's just terrific.
0:20:03 > 0:20:06You're terrific. How about?
0:20:09 > 0:20:11N-no, this one.
0:20:11 > 0:20:14It's called strabismus.
0:20:14 > 0:20:16There's no business like strabismus!
0:20:16 > 0:20:18I get to make jokes.
0:20:20 > 0:20:22Does anything frighten you?
0:20:22 > 0:20:25Oh, you mean the eye?
0:20:27 > 0:20:29I didn't notice.
0:20:35 > 0:20:38- Oh, my God! - You're kidding?
0:20:38 > 0:20:41That's the way the cookie crumbles.
0:20:41 > 0:20:45It's so unfair! You're a better flight attendant than we'll ever be!
0:20:45 > 0:20:47Thanks. I'll be fine.
0:20:47 > 0:20:50I've been thinking about quitting, anyway.
0:20:53 > 0:20:55I'm sure gonna miss you guys.
0:20:55 > 0:20:57We're gonna miss you, too.
0:20:58 > 0:21:02Study hard and make me proud!
0:21:07 > 0:21:10Congratulations to Donna Jensen
0:21:10 > 0:21:13for getting into the Royalty learning centre.
0:21:16 > 0:21:18I'm nervous.
0:21:18 > 0:21:23I heard it's really hard and a lot of people don't last more than two weeks
0:21:23 > 0:21:26- I just really don't wanna be one of them.- Are you kidding me?
0:21:26 > 0:21:29They wouldn't have picked you if they didn't think you'd be OK.
0:21:29 > 0:21:33Look at you, you're smart, you're beautiful, you're charming.
0:21:33 > 0:21:37- You're gonna do great.- Wow! You give one hell of a pep talk.
0:21:37 > 0:21:41Well, I got a lot of that back home. My parents are big cheerleaders.
0:21:41 > 0:21:44Sally always says that the greatest asset somebody can have
0:21:44 > 0:21:47is having people who believe in them.
0:21:47 > 0:21:50- Who's Sally, like, your aunt? - She's kind of like a friend.
0:21:52 > 0:21:56- LAUGHS - Oh.- Yeah.
0:21:56 > 0:21:59Oh! We're gonna have a little goodbye party Friday night
0:21:59 > 0:22:02- from, like, 7.00 till whenever. - Oh, yeah.
0:22:02 > 0:22:06Well, I'll tell you, I'm probably not gonna make it.
0:22:07 > 0:22:11- Why not?- Er, I could be happy for you that you're leaving for an hour,
0:22:11 > 0:22:14but 7.00 till whenever? The smile won't last.
0:22:14 > 0:22:17Yeah, our timing's kinda terrible, huh?
0:22:18 > 0:22:21I had a really good time and I was hoping you'd be a jerk
0:22:21 > 0:22:25so I wouldn't feel like I was missing out on anything by leaving.
0:22:27 > 0:22:30Well... I'm parked out there.
0:22:30 > 0:22:32Yeah, I'm...
0:22:32 > 0:22:34- Right. - So...
0:22:43 > 0:22:46You know, the only kiss we got here is a goodbye kiss.
0:22:46 > 0:22:50Which, as kisses go, is not my favourite.
0:22:53 > 0:22:55So, um... Hm!
0:22:57 > 0:22:59- Goodbye, Donna Jensen. - Bye.
0:22:59 > 0:23:01- Good luck in school. - Oh, thank you.
0:23:01 > 0:23:03Don't run with scissors.
0:23:03 > 0:23:06MUSIC: "Time After Time" by Katie Cook
0:23:10 > 0:23:12'Why can't all choices be simple?
0:23:12 > 0:23:15'Why can't they all be "Window or aisle?" "Coffee or tea?"
0:23:15 > 0:23:18'Not "career or romance".'
0:23:18 > 0:23:21- B! That's a fun one. Now take off. - LAUGHS
0:23:22 > 0:23:26- Hi! - Hi! I'm John Whitney.
0:23:26 > 0:23:29Head of the Royalty flight attendant trainee programme.
0:23:29 > 0:23:32- Welcome and congratulations, Dana. - It's Donna.
0:23:32 > 0:23:35Sure. OK. Good to see you, Mary.
0:23:35 > 0:23:39- It's Christine actually. - Sure. OK. Great.
0:23:39 > 0:23:43Now, what we have here is your Royalty Airlines amenities kit
0:23:43 > 0:23:46containing airport codes and regulation manuals,
0:23:46 > 0:23:49your registration packet, campus rules
0:23:49 > 0:23:51and information about our mentor programme.
0:23:51 > 0:23:54Yeah. You two will be staying in dorm...
0:23:55 > 0:23:58..C! That's a fun one! Yeah.
0:23:58 > 0:24:00Questions?
0:24:00 > 0:24:03None! Good! All right, take off.
0:24:10 > 0:24:13- Hi!- Hi, Cindi.- Janette. - Oh, my God!- Sure. OK.
0:24:13 > 0:24:15Sally Weston is a mentor?!
0:24:15 > 0:24:17- Who? - Sally Weston!
0:24:18 > 0:24:21So, who is this Sally Weston person, anyway?
0:24:22 > 0:24:24Who is Sally Weston?
0:24:25 > 0:24:27Er, only the author of
0:24:27 > 0:24:29My Life In The Sky.
0:24:29 > 0:24:33- Hm. - Sally Weston represents
0:24:33 > 0:24:36an ideal of poise and beauty.
0:24:36 > 0:24:40An accomplishment that every flight attendant should strive to achieve.
0:24:42 > 0:24:45- Oh, I like her hair. - PHONE RINGS
0:24:47 > 0:24:50Hello? Yes, this is she.
0:24:51 > 0:24:54We'd love to.
0:24:57 > 0:24:59Oh, my God!
0:24:59 > 0:25:02MUSIC: "Up-Up And Away" by The Fifth Dimension
0:25:30 > 0:25:33Howdy! Welcome aboard!
0:25:33 > 0:25:35ALL: Howdy!
0:25:35 > 0:25:37- More white wine, girls? - GIRLS: Yes, please!
0:25:37 > 0:25:39I'm sorry. How about you, Randy?
0:25:39 > 0:25:42- Please, just consider me one of the girls! - ALL LAUGH
0:25:42 > 0:25:46- This is a really big house you have here, Mrs Weston.- Thank you.
0:25:46 > 0:25:49Jack built it, along with the rest of Rancho Esmeralda community.
0:25:49 > 0:25:52- He built the whole thing? - With my bare hands.
0:25:52 > 0:25:53How did you meet?
0:25:53 > 0:25:56Oh, that is a cute story.
0:25:56 > 0:26:00Jack was flying to Maui to build the Kaanapali Towers Resort,
0:26:00 > 0:26:03I was serving him - this was first class -
0:26:03 > 0:26:06and he must have pushed that call button 20 times.
0:26:06 > 0:26:09More warm nuts! More warm nuts!
0:26:09 > 0:26:13No man alive could eat that many warm nuts!
0:26:13 > 0:26:19When I saw a huge pile of warm nuts under his seat, it hit me!
0:26:19 > 0:26:21It wasn't the nuts he wanted, it was me!
0:26:21 > 0:26:24ALL: Oh!
0:26:24 > 0:26:27Where have you been all my life?
0:26:27 > 0:26:31- Grrrrrr!- So, what was it like, Mrs Weston, when you started flying?
0:26:31 > 0:26:33Sally, please. Oh, it was wonderful!
0:26:33 > 0:26:35The exotic cities...
0:26:35 > 0:26:38Yeah, I hear all those Europe guys are uncircumcised.
0:26:38 > 0:26:40Not all of 'em.
0:26:41 > 0:26:45So, um, is it difficult to get those international routes?
0:26:45 > 0:26:48- Well, you have to have seniority. - Should I apply now?
0:26:48 > 0:26:53Even then, you have to speak several languages and serve impeccably.
0:26:53 > 0:26:56Oh, but it was worth it. It was different then.
0:26:56 > 0:27:01People dressed for flights. It was like going to the opera.
0:27:01 > 0:27:03Every night was...
0:27:03 > 0:27:06Magic.
0:27:29 > 0:27:32- GASPS: Oh!- Oh!
0:27:32 > 0:27:35- You scared me.- Sorry. There's something I wanna show you.
0:27:51 > 0:27:53GASPS
0:27:53 > 0:27:58- This is all yours? - You bet. It's everything I wanted.
0:27:59 > 0:28:02You can have everything you want, too. If you stay focused.
0:28:02 > 0:28:04Follow your head, not your heart.
0:28:04 > 0:28:09- What do you mean?- I sense something in you, Donna. Something special.
0:28:11 > 0:28:13- What is it? - Hunger.
0:28:13 > 0:28:16- You do? - Mm-hm. I had it myself.
0:28:16 > 0:28:20I wanted Paris, first class, international and nothing less.
0:28:20 > 0:28:23So today this is all mine.
0:28:25 > 0:28:29You're just like me, Donna. My old uniform.
0:28:30 > 0:28:33Oh, that is so beautiful!
0:28:33 > 0:28:35Well, of course it, we're Royalty.
0:28:39 > 0:28:43Oh, suits you. Feel the fabric.
0:28:44 > 0:28:47- It's so... - Soft?
0:28:47 > 0:28:49Uh-huh.
0:28:49 > 0:28:51And luxurious?
0:28:54 > 0:28:58Paris. First class. International. Donna, say it.
0:28:58 > 0:29:02Paris. First class. International.
0:29:02 > 0:29:04It's the only road to happiness.
0:29:04 > 0:29:09Paris. First class. International.
0:29:09 > 0:29:11It's your destiny.
0:29:22 > 0:29:24Attention!
0:29:24 > 0:29:26At ease.
0:29:26 > 0:29:28Welcome aboard.
0:29:28 > 0:29:31You should all be very, very proud.
0:29:31 > 0:29:35They simple fact that you're here at the Royalty learning centre
0:29:35 > 0:29:37means you've joined a very special family.
0:29:38 > 0:29:41The Royal-ty family.
0:29:41 > 0:29:43Our first goal here at Royalty Airlines
0:29:43 > 0:29:46is to bring back the style and the glamour
0:29:46 > 0:29:49to the art of flying.
0:29:49 > 0:29:51In the coming weeks, I'll impart to you
0:29:51 > 0:29:53the necessary hands-on training
0:29:53 > 0:29:56for you to function at the highest level.
0:29:58 > 0:30:00Up there.
0:30:00 > 0:30:04But don't expect an easy road. No, no, no!
0:30:04 > 0:30:06An easy road, comma, don't expect one.
0:30:06 > 0:30:10I will not hold your hand. I'm not even gonna touch it.
0:30:10 > 0:30:13Now, what I want all of you to do is to stand up.
0:30:13 > 0:30:16Come on, let's go. Stand up!
0:30:16 > 0:30:19And I want you to look underneath your seat. Go ahead.
0:30:19 > 0:30:23Taped to the bottom, each of you will find a one-dollar bill.
0:30:23 > 0:30:26Now, what did we learn from this exercise?
0:30:28 > 0:30:32We learned you have to get off your ass to make a buck.
0:30:32 > 0:30:34LAUGHTER
0:30:35 > 0:30:38Down. Uh-huh! Thank you.
0:30:38 > 0:30:41Now, we don't actually learn to make bucks here,
0:30:41 > 0:30:45but we do learn to treat our passengers
0:30:47 > 0:30:50like royalty. Yeah?
0:30:50 > 0:30:53So, shall we get started?
0:30:56 > 0:30:59There's an oxygen mask up above you!
0:30:59 > 0:31:02ALL: On a hidden shelf!
0:31:02 > 0:31:07ALL: Before helping the people who love you, put it on yourself.
0:31:07 > 0:31:09- Excuse me, Miss?- Yes? - This is first class.
0:31:09 > 0:31:12I want my hand towels, I want my little booties
0:31:12 > 0:31:15- and I want my warm nuts! - Your warm nuts. Here you go.
0:31:15 > 0:31:19You call these warm nuts?! I've felt warmer nuts on a polar bear!
0:31:19 > 0:31:21Stop it!
0:31:21 > 0:31:24No. What did we learn here?
0:31:24 > 0:31:29Upon encountering a disgruntled passenger, take the following steps.
0:31:29 > 0:31:31A - listen.
0:31:31 > 0:31:33Two - acknowledge.
0:31:33 > 0:31:35And C - explain.
0:31:35 > 0:31:38And on a more personal note,
0:31:38 > 0:31:40I have actually felt a polar bear's nuts.
0:31:40 > 0:31:42Yeah. Quite toastie warm.
0:31:42 > 0:31:45- ALARM SOUNDS - Get those masks on!
0:31:45 > 0:31:48- Louder! - MUFFLED SPEECH
0:31:54 > 0:31:57"We learn to keep our heads, to stay calm
0:31:57 > 0:32:01"and to not get freaked out. OK? Just remember the HALTS principle.
0:32:01 > 0:32:05"Disgruntled passengers are Hungry, Angry, Lonely, Tired
0:32:05 > 0:32:07"and have a Skewed vision of the world."
0:32:07 > 0:32:12OK, so that's HALTS - Hungry, Angry, Lonely, Tired, Skewed vision.
0:32:12 > 0:32:14HALTS-V-W.
0:32:14 > 0:32:16Go!
0:32:18 > 0:32:22- Asses the window! - OK, stop, stop!- What?
0:32:22 > 0:32:24It's ass-ESS the window,
0:32:24 > 0:32:28not asses the window.
0:32:28 > 0:32:31You put the wrong em-PHA-sis on the wrong syl-LA-ble.
0:32:31 > 0:32:33"..With a skewed world view.
0:32:33 > 0:32:36"So really, it's victims of the air.
0:32:36 > 0:32:38"But you get my point."
0:32:39 > 0:32:41Assess the window! Get it open!
0:32:41 > 0:32:45Jump! Jump! Remove your shoes! Don't take anything with you!
0:32:45 > 0:32:49Whoa! Yes! 11 seconds! The trainee record!
0:32:49 > 0:32:51CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:32:57 > 0:32:59SIGHS
0:32:59 > 0:33:04- What's the matter?- Who am I kidding? I'm never gonna fly a 747.
0:33:04 > 0:33:07You're headed right for Royalty Express.
0:33:07 > 0:33:09While I wind up in Cleveland.
0:33:09 > 0:33:13Stop being so hard on yourself. You just have to concentrate.
0:33:13 > 0:33:17That's easy for you to say. You're headed for New York and London.
0:33:18 > 0:33:20I am not smarter than you, OK?
0:33:20 > 0:33:25Who cares, anyway? What to do in a water landing!
0:33:25 > 0:33:27They don't land in the damn water, they crash!
0:33:29 > 0:33:33People always say that everyone's good at something, you know.
0:33:33 > 0:33:36That everyone has some sort of hidden skill.
0:33:37 > 0:33:42What if I don't? What if there's nothing that I'm good at?
0:33:42 > 0:33:44What about your hickies?
0:33:47 > 0:33:49Yeah. Huh!
0:33:50 > 0:33:53Oh, come on!
0:33:53 > 0:33:57Stop beating yourself up. You'll get through this with flying colours.
0:33:57 > 0:34:01Here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna dry those little eyes...
0:34:06 > 0:34:08Where'd you get these?
0:34:08 > 0:34:10Oh, from Sally Weston's house.
0:34:10 > 0:34:14There's a whole bunch of 'em. Aren't they cool?
0:34:14 > 0:34:16You stole them?
0:34:17 > 0:34:20No, they're guest soap. We were guests.
0:34:20 > 0:34:22They were there for us.
0:34:25 > 0:34:28Yeah, to use, you know, not to take.
0:34:29 > 0:34:32Come on, everybody does it. It's no big deal.
0:34:32 > 0:34:35Excuse me, didn't you read chapter seven?
0:34:35 > 0:34:38- Chapter seven? - Employment and Ethics.
0:34:38 > 0:34:41If you get caught stealing anything, from headsets to soap,
0:34:41 > 0:34:43you will get fired like that.
0:34:45 > 0:34:47You're not mad at me, are you?
0:34:49 > 0:34:51No.
0:35:10 > 0:35:12(Yes!)
0:35:14 > 0:35:18Time's up. Pencils down, books closed.
0:35:18 > 0:35:22Write your identification number on the front of your exam booklet
0:35:22 > 0:35:24and pass it forward.
0:35:28 > 0:35:32- So, how'd you do? - New York, here I come.
0:35:32 > 0:35:34APPLAUSE
0:35:34 > 0:35:37Thank you. Thanks so much. Thank you.
0:35:41 > 0:35:44- Can I get my picture with you? - I'd love to! Where do you want me?
0:35:44 > 0:35:47- Just... Can we do it...?- OK. - Can you get the R in it?
0:35:47 > 0:35:51- Say Royalty!- Repeat after me, first class, international. You got that?
0:35:51 > 0:35:55'First class. International.'
0:35:56 > 0:35:58Cincinnati. That's not that bad.
0:35:58 > 0:36:01Miami! I got Miami!
0:36:04 > 0:36:06Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
0:36:06 > 0:36:08EXCITED SQUEALS
0:36:10 > 0:36:13Hey, Donna! Donna! I got New York!
0:36:15 > 0:36:17There must be some mistake.
0:36:17 > 0:36:21Miss Jensen, try and take this news with the poise and grace
0:36:21 > 0:36:24that one associates with Royalty Airlines.
0:36:24 > 0:36:27We expect our employees to behave in a professional manner
0:36:27 > 0:36:29and to handle setbacks with integrity.
0:36:29 > 0:36:33Screw integrity! I am not going back to commuter!
0:36:35 > 0:36:37Oh, my God!
0:36:37 > 0:36:41I can't believe this is happening! This cannot be happening!
0:36:41 > 0:36:43Royalty Express, although commuter,
0:36:43 > 0:36:47is still a member of the Royalty family. OK?
0:36:47 > 0:36:50It's not my destiny! I want my destiny!
0:36:50 > 0:36:54Well, I'm sorry. But you'll be eligible to reapply after one year.
0:36:54 > 0:36:59One year?! I was the best in my class. You were there!
0:36:59 > 0:37:02I've seen it a hundred times.
0:37:02 > 0:37:04(You peaked too soon.)
0:37:04 > 0:37:07- I don't understand. - How do I explain this?
0:37:07 > 0:37:12You're what we in the trainee business call a peak-too-sooner.
0:37:12 > 0:37:14Yeah. It happens.
0:37:16 > 0:37:19I aced that test. I wanna see it.
0:37:19 > 0:37:21- That's not procedure! - Call Sally Weston.
0:37:21 > 0:37:25- She'll tell you, it's not... - Sally Weston?
0:37:25 > 0:37:30Although an excellent mentor, she has no authority in these matters.
0:37:30 > 0:37:32- Bullshit! - Wanna know what's bullshit?!
0:37:32 > 0:37:35Eye exams! That's what's bullshit!
0:37:35 > 0:37:37I wanted my destiny, too, you know!
0:37:37 > 0:37:40I wanted to be a flight attendant, but no!
0:37:40 > 0:37:43There's a shit stick out there called procedure, Miss Jensen,
0:37:43 > 0:37:48and I'm here to tell you everyone gets hit with the shit stick! OK?
0:37:48 > 0:37:50Eye exam, eye exam, eye exam!
0:37:54 > 0:37:56Forgive me!
0:37:56 > 0:37:59Doctor Kim at the Centre says when I get like this,
0:37:59 > 0:38:01I-I need to refocus.
0:38:01 > 0:38:04So just give me a second, OK?
0:38:07 > 0:38:11I...am...a...kitten.
0:38:16 > 0:38:18Better.
0:38:18 > 0:38:23OK. Look, you can fly Royalty Express for a year
0:38:23 > 0:38:25or you can leave the airline.
0:38:27 > 0:38:31- Where am I going? - Let me have a look here.
0:38:34 > 0:38:37"Welcome to Cleveland Hopkins International Airport."
0:38:37 > 0:38:40Remain seated until the aircraft has come to a stop
0:38:40 > 0:38:43and the captain turns off the "Fasten Seat Belt" sign.
0:38:43 > 0:38:45We know you have a choice when you travel
0:38:45 > 0:38:48and we thank you for choosing Royalty Express.
0:38:49 > 0:38:53I don't know if I mentioned it, but I'm so glad I'm working with you.
0:38:53 > 0:38:57And in Cleveland! Don't you love it? It's just like Paris,
0:38:57 > 0:39:00except everybody speaks English and they're all overweight.
0:39:00 > 0:39:02(We're gonna look so thin!)
0:39:02 > 0:39:06- TAPE:- "When you meet someone in the daytime, you can greet them with...
0:39:06 > 0:39:09- "..Bonjour!" - Bonjour!
0:39:09 > 0:39:11- "Bonjour!" - Bonjour!
0:39:11 > 0:39:16"If you are talking to a man, you usually add Monsieur.
0:39:16 > 0:39:19- "Bonjour, monsieur." - Bonjour, monsieur.
0:39:19 > 0:39:21"Bonjour, monsieur."
0:39:21 > 0:39:23Bonjour, monsieur.
0:39:27 > 0:39:31Good afternoon and welcome aboard Royalty Express flight 27.
0:39:31 > 0:39:34Two in the rear and two in the front.
0:39:34 > 0:39:37- Cheese sandwich for you? - Thanks.
0:39:37 > 0:39:40Cheese. We have one cheese left, is that OK?
0:39:40 > 0:39:43- Baloney or cheese? - Whatever.
0:39:52 > 0:39:55- Excuse me, can I take this chair? - Sure.
0:39:56 > 0:39:59- Hey! - What? You told me to take it.
0:40:00 > 0:40:02- Ted! - Hey, Donna!
0:40:02 > 0:40:06Oh, my God! I'm great!
0:40:07 > 0:40:10Oh. You didn't ask me how I was?
0:40:10 > 0:40:13No, but now that you told me...
0:40:13 > 0:40:15What are you doing in Cleveland?
0:40:15 > 0:40:18I live here. Around the corner, yeah.
0:40:18 > 0:40:21This is, er, Royalty's hub. Well, Express.
0:40:21 > 0:40:24- You're kidding?- Ted? >
0:40:25 > 0:40:28Oh, er...one sec, one sec.
0:40:28 > 0:40:30That's my partner, Mary.
0:40:30 > 0:40:33- Hello. - Hi.
0:40:33 > 0:40:36Well... Huh! She's pretty.
0:40:36 > 0:40:40- Oh, no, my school partner. - Oh.
0:40:41 > 0:40:46- I'm in law school. - Oh, my God! That is so great!
0:40:46 > 0:40:48It's unbelievable, huh?
0:40:48 > 0:40:52So I got one year in Cleveland and then I can reapply.
0:40:53 > 0:40:56I've already been here for, like, six weeks and it's not so bad.
0:40:56 > 0:40:58I mean, you're basically halfway there,
0:40:58 > 0:41:01if you're just really, really, really bad at maths.
0:41:02 > 0:41:05So, why'd you go back to law school?
0:41:05 > 0:41:10I had dinner with an incredible lady who was charging after her dreams
0:41:10 > 0:41:12and I thought to myself, "I can do that".
0:41:12 > 0:41:15So I'm here now for a year. It's flying by.
0:41:15 > 0:41:17I really miss my family, which is really uncool,
0:41:17 > 0:41:20so please don't tell anybody I told you.
0:41:20 > 0:41:23(I promise.) OK, here's how I look at it.
0:41:23 > 0:41:26Cleveland is like this great, big, giant waiting room.
0:41:26 > 0:41:30All we have to do is put in our year and somebody's gonna call our name.
0:41:30 > 0:41:33So Cleveland's like this great, big dentist's office
0:41:33 > 0:41:37- and we're next on the list? - Exactly.
0:41:37 > 0:41:40Now all we have to do is think about something to occupy our time.
0:41:41 > 0:41:44Hm.
0:41:44 > 0:41:46Hm.
0:41:46 > 0:41:49MUSIC: "For Once In My Life" - Tom Bowes
0:42:09 > 0:42:12'Sometimes, just when you brace yourself for a really bumpy flight,
0:42:12 > 0:42:15'it's amazing how the skies can suddenly clear.
0:42:15 > 0:42:20'But between my busy schedule and the job Ted took to pay for law school,
0:42:20 > 0:42:23'I spent too many nights ordering pizza and watching TNT.'
0:42:24 > 0:42:26KNOCK AT DOOR
0:42:26 > 0:42:29Just a minute.
0:42:32 > 0:42:35Small cheese pizza with everything. Eight dollars even.
0:42:43 > 0:42:45'Just call me a sucker for a man in uniform.'
0:42:46 > 0:42:49I cannot believe we got this route.
0:42:50 > 0:42:52Oh, my God! The real business class?
0:42:52 > 0:42:54I mean...!
0:42:54 > 0:42:57And guess what I get to do in half an hour?
0:42:57 > 0:43:01- Bake cookies.- Oh, my God! You are so not Royalty Express material!
0:43:01 > 0:43:04I can't believe you did as bad as me. You studied like crazy!
0:43:04 > 0:43:07Get out of here!
0:43:15 > 0:43:18The more I think about that test, the more convinced I am
0:43:18 > 0:43:20that something got screwed up.
0:43:20 > 0:43:23I'm gonna hire a lawyer to check into it.
0:43:23 > 0:43:25Hey, you could help me out with that.
0:43:25 > 0:43:29- I'm not a lawyer. - Well, you're gonna be.
0:43:29 > 0:43:31- You think so, huh? - Mm-hm.
0:43:32 > 0:43:34How is it that you believe in me so much?
0:43:38 > 0:43:40Somebody's got to.
0:43:46 > 0:43:49Check out 3B. Isn't he cute?
0:43:49 > 0:43:52Aside from the headphone hair. He's totally cruising me.
0:43:52 > 0:43:57I asked him to put his tray upright, he said, "That, too?" I mean, hello!
0:43:57 > 0:44:01And those arms? My God, he's like something out of Men's Health!
0:44:01 > 0:44:04Well, I'll root for you, even though it's against policy.
0:44:04 > 0:44:08You rat me out and I'll stop letting you do all my paperwork.
0:44:08 > 0:44:10All I want is a bit of what you've got with Ted.
0:44:10 > 0:44:13Oh, God! He is great!
0:44:13 > 0:44:16But did I tell you he wants me to meet his family for Christmas?
0:44:16 > 0:44:18And that's bad news, why?
0:44:18 > 0:44:22For me, anything that ever has to do with family is always bad news.
0:44:22 > 0:44:25- Please don't make me cry. - The thing is, Randy, OK,
0:44:25 > 0:44:28I've always been this girl from Silver Springs
0:44:28 > 0:44:33that everybody's always said, "You're never gonna do anything".
0:44:33 > 0:44:35I worry that if I really fall in love with Ted,
0:44:35 > 0:44:38what's gonna happen to everything that I've worked so hard for?
0:44:38 > 0:44:41OK, fine, don't fall in love with him.
0:44:41 > 0:44:43That's kind of where I'm having the problem.
0:44:43 > 0:44:47It just takes willpower. You didn't fall in love with me, did you?
0:44:47 > 0:44:49You're gay.
0:44:49 > 0:44:52But... it still took willpower, didn't it?
0:44:57 > 0:44:59MUSIC: "Hark! The Herald Angels Sing"
0:45:03 > 0:45:06- Thanks, Donna! - Come on over here, Justin. >
0:45:06 > 0:45:09- OK, OK, who's next? - Grandma.
0:45:11 > 0:45:13- It's from me and Ted. - What?
0:45:13 > 0:45:15She can't hear very well.
0:45:15 > 0:45:19- It's from Donna and me! - Thank you, dear.
0:45:21 > 0:45:24- What is it? - It's an all-in-one remote control!
0:45:24 > 0:45:27- Oh!- You don't have to fuss with all those gadgets any more!
0:45:27 > 0:45:31Thank you, dear. Merry Christmas, Ted!
0:45:32 > 0:45:35- Thank you, Donna! - Now it's your turn.
0:45:38 > 0:45:42- (You said we weren't doing presents.) - Ssh. Just open it.
0:45:42 > 0:45:46- He said we weren't gonna do presents. - I did, but...
0:45:46 > 0:45:49- Oh, my God! - What d'you think? You like it?
0:45:49 > 0:45:51- It's so beautiful! - And it has two time zones.
0:45:51 > 0:45:54If a passenger asks you what time it is, you can think about me.
0:45:54 > 0:45:57- Owww! - I love it!
0:45:58 > 0:46:02- She's a great gal, Ted. - I think so.
0:46:02 > 0:46:05Oh! You're not out of the woods yet, Donna, you got one more present.
0:46:05 > 0:46:08- From all of us. - Yes!
0:46:12 > 0:46:15It's the annual Stewart family uniform!
0:46:15 > 0:46:19- I got you a size medium, I hope you like it baggy.- Thank you.
0:46:19 > 0:46:23OK, time for the team photo! Everybody get over by Grandma!
0:46:25 > 0:46:27- Come on, Donna! - Jensen, get in here!
0:46:27 > 0:46:30- It's a family picture, I... - Don't be shy. Ted, go get her!
0:46:30 > 0:46:33Come on, Donna!
0:46:33 > 0:46:35CHUCKLING
0:46:36 > 0:46:38- It's flashing. - Quick! Quick!
0:46:38 > 0:46:42- Smile, smile, smile! - ALL: Cheese!
0:46:44 > 0:46:48Well, you survived your first Stewart family Christmas.
0:46:48 > 0:46:50It was good.
0:46:50 > 0:46:52I never knew a family could be like that.
0:46:52 > 0:46:55You know, no fighting, no yelling.
0:46:56 > 0:47:00I mean, normally that everyone-dressing-the-same thing
0:47:00 > 0:47:02would kinda freak me out!
0:47:02 > 0:47:06But I even liked that dorky red sweater.
0:47:11 > 0:47:14Is that all that's going on in that head of yours?
0:47:17 > 0:47:20I'm just not used to all that, you know.
0:47:31 > 0:47:34- Dan!- Hi, Donna! How's life treating you?
0:47:34 > 0:47:37- All right. I just wanna get a confirmation for tomorrow.- Sure.
0:47:39 > 0:47:43Let's see, we got you going to Pittsburgh on flight 285 at 0800.
0:47:43 > 0:47:46- Any chance of that Dallas route opening up?- Let me have a look.
0:47:52 > 0:47:54Sorry, nothing yet.
0:47:54 > 0:47:57- All right. Thank you. - Have a good trip, Donna.
0:47:58 > 0:48:00Oh, my God! Christine?
0:48:02 > 0:48:04Donna! Oh, my God!
0:48:06 > 0:48:09Oh, my God! What are you doing in Cleveland?
0:48:09 > 0:48:12My New York - LA flight had mechanical problems,
0:48:12 > 0:48:14so they dumped us here for the night.
0:48:14 > 0:48:17Right. God, look at your hair, it's so...!
0:48:17 > 0:48:19Oh. Yeah, I know.
0:48:19 > 0:48:24- I'm going for a more classic look. It goes better with Chanel.- Right.
0:48:25 > 0:48:29I have the sweetest little apartment on West 73rd Street.
0:48:29 > 0:48:31You would be so proud of me!
0:48:32 > 0:48:34You know what, Ted? If it wasn't for Donna,
0:48:34 > 0:48:37- I'd never have made it through basic training.- Really?
0:48:37 > 0:48:40- Oh, now that's not really true. - It is!
0:48:40 > 0:48:44Just last week, I was thinking about how well you trained me.
0:48:44 > 0:48:46I was on the New York to Chicago flight, right,
0:48:46 > 0:48:51and this guy gets on and he has this huge musical case.
0:48:51 > 0:48:54And he's trying to stuff it into the overhead compartment.
0:48:54 > 0:48:57Clearly the thing is too big and he refuses to check it.
0:48:57 > 0:49:02So I thought, "What would Donna do right now?"
0:49:02 > 0:49:04So I politely said to him,
0:49:04 > 0:49:08"Either you check it or you deplane".
0:49:09 > 0:49:12- That's not what I would do. - What do you mean?
0:49:12 > 0:49:16You must, as a flight attendant, offer that passenger the option of
0:49:16 > 0:49:19buying another seat at half price for that oversized item.
0:49:19 > 0:49:22Section 23.4 of the manual.
0:49:22 > 0:49:26Well, I can't remember everything!
0:49:27 > 0:49:29You should've remembered that one,
0:49:29 > 0:49:31it was the last question on our exam!
0:49:32 > 0:49:35Say, er, do you have any of those little wings?
0:49:35 > 0:49:39My nephew's been begging me for some and they don't have them on Express.
0:49:39 > 0:49:42Let me look. Let's see what we've got in here.
0:49:43 > 0:49:46Whoa!
0:49:46 > 0:49:50Oh! I love these! Love it, love it, love it!
0:49:50 > 0:49:52Oh, there's so much in here!
0:49:52 > 0:49:54Ah! Here we go.
0:49:54 > 0:49:56- Future pilot. - Thank you.
0:49:56 > 0:49:58Enjoy.
0:49:58 > 0:50:03We could have... Oh, we can do shots if you want to. Let's do shots.
0:50:03 > 0:50:05Want to?
0:50:08 > 0:50:10'Paris.
0:50:10 > 0:50:12'First class. International.
0:50:15 > 0:50:18'Paris. First class. International.'
0:50:27 > 0:50:30I think I'm doing very well at Express,
0:50:30 > 0:50:34but I just can't stop thinking maybe there was a mix-up with my test.
0:50:34 > 0:50:36Like some kind of computer malfunction.
0:50:36 > 0:50:38Those things mess up all the time! They...
0:50:38 > 0:50:41..lose luggage or send bags to the wrong city.
0:50:41 > 0:50:45I'm afraid that's impossible. You see, the tests are hand graded.
0:50:45 > 0:50:48Oh, right. I forgot about that.
0:50:48 > 0:50:51I'm sorry. I'm sure that there's nothing you can do, anyway.
0:50:51 > 0:50:55Who says there is nothing I can do? I am Sally Weston!
0:50:55 > 0:50:57I invented this.
0:50:59 > 0:51:01Before me, they just pointed. True story.
0:51:03 > 0:51:05Wow! Huh!
0:51:06 > 0:51:10I did speak to John. I asked him if I could see my test and he said no.
0:51:10 > 0:51:13And I asked him if you could see the test and he said no.
0:51:13 > 0:51:16Don't you worry about John. Did you see me on Oprah?
0:51:16 > 0:51:19I scared the hell out of Doctor Phil. Hold on.
0:51:19 > 0:51:21It's test 1047.
0:51:21 > 0:51:25Hello? It's Sally Weston.
0:51:28 > 0:51:30Oh, my God!
0:51:33 > 0:51:36- Oh, my God! - What is it, Donna?
0:51:36 > 0:51:38This isn't my test!
0:51:40 > 0:51:42It's my number, it's number 1047,
0:51:42 > 0:51:45but it isn't mine! Look at those little hearts!
0:51:46 > 0:51:50- BELL RINGS:- Time's up! Pencils down, books closed.
0:51:50 > 0:51:53Write your identification number on the front of the exam booklet
0:51:53 > 0:51:57- and pass it forward. - So, how'd you do?
0:51:58 > 0:52:00New York, here I come.
0:52:02 > 0:52:07I can't believe it. I trusted her. She was my best friend!
0:52:07 > 0:52:10Oh, my God! These answers!
0:52:10 > 0:52:13No wonder we sent you to Express! We were being nice!
0:52:13 > 0:52:16I can't believe she'd steal my test!
0:52:17 > 0:52:20Wait a minute. That night I had you kids over for dinner,
0:52:20 > 0:52:23someone took my aeroplane soaps.
0:52:24 > 0:52:26Oh, my God!
0:52:26 > 0:52:28She is probably stealing us blind!
0:52:28 > 0:52:31Hell, I'll bet she's got a whole closet full of airline property!
0:52:31 > 0:52:33Headsets, booze, kosher meals.
0:52:33 > 0:52:35OK, there is two things we gotta do.
0:52:35 > 0:52:38First we gotta get you retested. There is a test next week.
0:52:38 > 0:52:41If you do as well as I think you will, we'll reassign you.
0:52:41 > 0:52:45- How soon can you leave Cleveland? - I'd just have to talk to Ted.
0:52:45 > 0:52:50- Who's Ted?- This really great guy that I'm seeing.
0:52:51 > 0:52:55Oh. Well, I'm afraid you've got a decision to make.
0:52:56 > 0:52:58Yeah.
0:53:00 > 0:53:02Well, what would you do?
0:53:02 > 0:53:05Well, I know what I did, and so do you if you read my book,
0:53:05 > 0:53:08but, honey, it's your life, it's your decision.
0:53:09 > 0:53:11Right.
0:53:11 > 0:53:15I'll call you later. I've got a flight to Cleveland at 4.00, so...
0:53:15 > 0:53:19- You said there were two things.- Oh, don't worry, I'll take care of that.
0:53:19 > 0:53:23- You just skedaddle. Don't miss that flight.- OK. Thanks.
0:53:28 > 0:53:31- 'Royalty Airlines.'- Yes, hello. Internal Security please.
0:53:31 > 0:53:34- 'Security. How can I help you?' - This is Sally Weston.
0:53:34 > 0:53:37I'm reporting a Code Blue for Christine Montgomery.
0:53:37 > 0:53:41Put a ghost rider on her next flight. If you see any violations,
0:53:41 > 0:53:44I want that little klepto picked up as soon as the plane hits pavement.
0:53:45 > 0:53:49- Miss Montgomery?- Yeah? - I have to ask you to come with me.
0:53:49 > 0:53:54- Why? Who are you? - Royalty's security. Step this way.
0:53:59 > 0:54:01HORN BLASTS
0:54:04 > 0:54:07FOOTSTEPS
0:54:08 > 0:54:11Hey! Jensen!
0:54:11 > 0:54:15You were right! I can't believe it, I'm top of my class!
0:54:15 > 0:54:17Oh, my God!
0:54:17 > 0:54:19Ted, that is so great!
0:54:19 > 0:54:23So get your damn coat on, Jensen, we're going out to celebrate.
0:54:25 > 0:54:28I have to talk to you.
0:54:28 > 0:54:30Um, I flew to Dallas today.
0:54:30 > 0:54:32Christine stole my test.
0:54:34 > 0:54:36Oh! You're kidding?
0:54:36 > 0:54:38So they're gonna retest me.
0:54:38 > 0:54:42Wow! That's great! When, when are they doing that?
0:54:42 > 0:54:44I gotta leave right away.
0:54:44 > 0:54:47OK, sure. No problem. We'll celebrate when you get back.
0:54:47 > 0:54:52The thing is, if I do well in the test, I-I-I might not be back.
0:54:54 > 0:54:57I could get placed in New York.
0:54:57 > 0:54:59So that's it? We don't talk about it?
0:54:59 > 0:55:01I come home, you're leaving?
0:55:01 > 0:55:06Well, we've always said that, that Cleveland is just a waiting room.
0:55:06 > 0:55:09For me the waiting room was my life until I met you.
0:55:12 > 0:55:15I'm in love with you.
0:55:21 > 0:55:26I can't let somebody tell me that I've seen enough. Not again.
0:55:26 > 0:55:29Got it. Point taken.
0:55:42 > 0:55:45'I hated leaving Ted.
0:55:45 > 0:55:48'Ted made me feel like I'd finally found home.
0:55:48 > 0:55:52'The problem was, I wasn't so sure I was ready to be home.'
0:55:58 > 0:56:01Time's up! Pencils down, books closed.
0:56:01 > 0:56:05Put your identification number on the front of the exam booklet
0:56:05 > 0:56:07and pass it forward.
0:56:16 > 0:56:18Well, well, well!
0:56:18 > 0:56:21Congratulations.
0:56:21 > 0:56:25I just want you to know that I was against this retesting at this time.
0:56:25 > 0:56:27That's not procedure.
0:56:27 > 0:56:31But apparently, Sally Weston doesn't have the same respect for procedures
0:56:31 > 0:56:33that some of us have had to.
0:56:33 > 0:56:36So...you'll be happy to know you got a perfect score.
0:56:38 > 0:56:40First time in seven years.
0:56:40 > 0:56:43The last time was me.
0:56:43 > 0:56:45So I imagine you'll have fun...
0:56:46 > 0:56:50..up there... living out your destiny.
0:56:50 > 0:56:52SIGHS
0:56:53 > 0:56:56- Must be nice. - Thank you.
0:56:56 > 0:56:59(You're welcome.)
0:57:02 > 0:57:07Mr Whitney? I couldn't have done this without you.
0:57:07 > 0:57:09- Yeah, right(!) - I mean it.
0:57:09 > 0:57:13You're an excellent instructor.
0:57:13 > 0:57:16- I am? - Yes.
0:57:18 > 0:57:21That's the nicest damn thing anyone's ever said to me.
0:57:21 > 0:57:23I'd say we're both living our destiny.
0:57:24 > 0:57:27You do it, Donna Jensen!
0:57:27 > 0:57:29You do it for those of us that can't.
0:57:29 > 0:57:31- I will. - Attagirl!
0:57:31 > 0:57:34Now you get outta here! Get outta here!
0:57:34 > 0:57:37Oh, and, Donna?
0:57:37 > 0:57:39(Fly away.)
0:57:41 > 0:57:44MUSIC: "No Sign Of It by Natalie Grant
0:59:21 > 0:59:23Donna?
0:59:25 > 0:59:27Christine!
0:59:27 > 0:59:30- Hi. - God!
0:59:33 > 0:59:35Did you hear the bad news?
0:59:35 > 0:59:38- What? - I got fired.
0:59:39 > 0:59:41Busted for stealing.
0:59:42 > 0:59:44Yeah.
0:59:44 > 0:59:47So I just wanted to come here and say goodbye.
0:59:49 > 0:59:52(Donna!)
0:59:58 > 1:00:00You know...
1:00:01 > 1:00:06..isn't it amazing how there was a ghost rider on my flight?
1:00:07 > 1:00:09- Well... - And another thing,
1:00:09 > 1:00:12I just can't help wondering,
1:00:12 > 1:00:15how does someone go from Royalty Express
1:00:15 > 1:00:18to International in such a short period of time?
1:00:19 > 1:00:21SIGHS
1:00:21 > 1:00:23Excuse me, Christine.
1:00:23 > 1:00:26- I had you figured out from day one. - What did you say?
1:00:26 > 1:00:30You just couldn't stand the fact that I was prettier than you.
1:00:30 > 1:00:34That I was more fun than you. That everyone loved me.
1:00:34 > 1:00:37All I did was try to help you out
1:00:37 > 1:00:39and you stabbed me in the back!
1:00:39 > 1:00:41I never stabbed you in the back, Donna!
1:00:41 > 1:00:44You switched our exams!
1:00:44 > 1:00:46Well, if you're gonna nit-pick...
1:00:46 > 1:00:49And you left me rotting in Cleveland
1:00:49 > 1:00:53while you went and dotted your I's with those tacky little hearts!
1:00:53 > 1:00:56Someone had to put you in your place, Little Miss Perfect!
1:00:56 > 1:00:59"Oh, excellent, Donna! Way to go, Donna!"
1:00:59 > 1:01:03"Is it hard to get those International lines, Mrs Weston?"
1:01:03 > 1:01:06Throwing yourself all over that stupid Ted!
1:01:06 > 1:01:09- Hey!- You make me sick! - You better leave Ted out of this!
1:01:09 > 1:01:12Just because you're pissed off that he wanted me and not you!
1:01:15 > 1:01:18- Get your hands off me! - Oh, I'm scared, Donna!
1:01:18 > 1:01:21What are you gonna do, huh? Throw one of your big books at me?
1:01:23 > 1:01:26Don't you walk away from me!
1:01:26 > 1:01:29GRUNTING OVER FOLLOWING SCENES
1:01:35 > 1:01:37Ow!
1:01:49 > 1:01:51- Good Lord! - Out of the way please!
1:01:53 > 1:01:56- All right! - Get her legs, get her legs!
1:01:56 > 1:01:58GRUNTS
1:02:01 > 1:02:06You know what?! You got that fancy uniform and that...funny haircut,
1:02:06 > 1:02:10but I see right through you, Donna! Right to the inside!
1:02:10 > 1:02:13Huh!
1:02:19 > 1:02:21Welcome aboard.
1:02:26 > 1:02:29- Champagne? Caviar? - Nothing for me, thanks.
1:02:29 > 1:02:32- Sir, champagne or caviar for you? - I'm fine, thank you.
1:02:32 > 1:02:34Would you care for some champagne or caviar?
1:02:34 > 1:02:38No, thank you. I would like a vodka straight up, though.
1:02:38 > 1:02:43'Champagne and caviar, extra-wide seats and no baloney or cheese.'
1:02:43 > 1:02:45'This was first class.'
1:02:46 > 1:02:48Bonjour, madame.
1:03:00 > 1:03:02PHONE RINGS
1:03:02 > 1:03:05- Hello? - Bonjour.
1:03:05 > 1:03:07- Donna? - I'm in Paris!
1:03:07 > 1:03:10Well, good for you! I knew you'd get there!
1:03:10 > 1:03:13Can I pick 'em or can I pick 'em?
1:03:13 > 1:03:16Rudolph, you're not tenderising meat, for God's sake!
1:03:16 > 1:03:18I really wanted to say thank you.
1:03:18 > 1:03:23Don't spend all...day on the phone, go out and see the city.
1:03:23 > 1:03:26MUSIC: "La Vie En Rose" by Petula Clark
1:04:15 > 1:04:19'What was I gonna write? "I love you, but I left you?"
1:04:19 > 1:04:21'I'll just start with. "Paris is beautiful."'
1:04:23 > 1:04:25SPEAKS FRENCH
1:04:25 > 1:04:29- SPEAKS FRENCH - Miss? Thank you very much.
1:04:29 > 1:04:31As soon as everyone takes their seats,
1:04:31 > 1:04:33we'll be ready to leave the gate.
1:04:33 > 1:04:35- Mademoiselle! Le champagne! - SPEAKS FRENCH
1:04:35 > 1:04:39- Excuse me, but if we're going to be late, I have to make a call.- Er...
1:04:45 > 1:04:48- Champagne, s'il vous plait! - Oui, oui, oui.
1:04:49 > 1:04:50- Oh! - SHOCKED GASPS
1:04:50 > 1:04:55- Oh, monsieur!- Oh! Oh! - Oh, monsieur, je suis desole!
1:05:05 > 1:05:07Thank you.
1:05:25 > 1:05:29- ANSWERPHONE: - 'This is a call for Donna Jensen. This is Jim Donahue...'
1:05:36 > 1:05:39VARIOUS WORK-RELATED MESSAGES
1:06:07 > 1:06:09- BEEP! - 'Hi, Donna, it's Paige.
1:06:09 > 1:06:11'I know you just got back from Geneva,
1:06:11 > 1:06:13'but how about a quick trip to Brooklyn?
1:06:13 > 1:06:17'We're having our Christmas open house tonight, so please come.
1:06:17 > 1:06:20'Some of the other girls are coming, too. Call me, OK?'
1:06:21 > 1:06:24Donna! Hi!
1:06:24 > 1:06:27- I'm so glad you came! - Thanks for inviting me.- Come on in!
1:06:27 > 1:06:29LOW CHATTER
1:06:30 > 1:06:34Oh! That looks so good! Thank you so much!
1:06:34 > 1:06:37Donna? You gotta get in there
1:06:37 > 1:06:40and start mingling with some of the straight guys.
1:06:40 > 1:06:44We had 'em shipped in here especially for you from Tim's work.
1:06:44 > 1:06:47Oh, thank you.
1:06:47 > 1:06:50- God, you look really nice. - Are you serious?
1:06:51 > 1:06:54I am so beat. I really need this rest.
1:06:54 > 1:06:56Well, I think you look great.
1:06:56 > 1:06:59- PHONE RINGS - Oh, shoot!
1:06:59 > 1:07:01Er, can you? Just give them the address.
1:07:01 > 1:07:03123 Clinton, Clinton, Pierpont.
1:07:04 > 1:07:06Hello?
1:07:06 > 1:07:09Oh, Bob! It's Donna Jensen.
1:07:11 > 1:07:13Oh, er, when d'you need her?
1:07:13 > 1:07:15Really? Tomorrow? But...
1:07:15 > 1:07:17That's Christmas Eve.
1:07:23 > 1:07:25You know what? I-I-I'll take it.
1:07:25 > 1:07:27Yeah, I could really use this shift.
1:07:29 > 1:07:31Christmas in Paris? It's a dream!
1:07:33 > 1:07:35OK. I'll see you there.
1:07:35 > 1:07:38Was that Kim and Nancy?
1:07:38 > 1:07:41Are you happy with your long-distance carrier? I said you were!
1:07:41 > 1:07:45Can you believe 'em? Guess they figure everyone's home on Christmas.
1:07:45 > 1:07:46Come and pose for a photo.
1:07:46 > 1:07:48SNORING
1:07:55 > 1:07:59MUSIC: "I've Been Waiting" by Sixpence None The Richer
1:08:10 > 1:08:12HUBBUB
1:09:28 > 1:09:32- Is that Donna Jensen? - Sally!
1:09:32 > 1:09:34What are you doing here?
1:09:34 > 1:09:36We're creatures of habit, Jack and I.
1:09:36 > 1:09:39We have Christmas in Paris, New Year's in New York, lah-di-dah.
1:09:39 > 1:09:42How exciting!
1:09:42 > 1:09:45Really not. So, were you here for Christmas, too?
1:09:45 > 1:09:47Yes, I was.
1:09:47 > 1:09:51Gosh, um, the Champs Elysees and the lights.
1:09:51 > 1:09:53I loved it!
1:09:53 > 1:09:56Donna, did I ever tell you about a nasty habit
1:09:56 > 1:09:59- that flight attendants pick up on the job?- No.
1:09:59 > 1:10:03We learn to always keep smiling even when we're out of Bloody Mary mix.
1:10:04 > 1:10:07SIGHS
1:10:07 > 1:10:10Do you remember that guy I was telling you about? Ted.
1:10:10 > 1:10:12Of course.
1:10:12 > 1:10:15Oh, I just really miss him, that's all.
1:10:15 > 1:10:19Well, what's the problem? Go fly and see him.
1:10:20 > 1:10:22Well, I can't.
1:10:23 > 1:10:25I took your advice and we broke up.
1:10:25 > 1:10:29- My advice? - Well, sort of.
1:10:29 > 1:10:31You know how in your book you say,
1:10:31 > 1:10:34"Don't ever let anything get in the way of your destiny"?
1:10:35 > 1:10:38Darling, I don't think you read carefully enough.
1:10:38 > 1:10:42What I also said was that every pilot needs a co-pilot.
1:10:42 > 1:10:45It is awful nice to have someone sitting there beside you,
1:10:45 > 1:10:47especially when you hit some bumpy air.
1:10:47 > 1:10:50Oh! I just really miss him.
1:10:53 > 1:10:55I just wish I could get him back.
1:10:55 > 1:10:59The last time I checked, you were a girl who could make things happen.
1:10:59 > 1:11:01So stop feeling sorry for yourself
1:11:01 > 1:11:04and stop worrying about what he'll say.
1:11:07 > 1:11:10You're right.
1:11:11 > 1:11:13I'm gonna do it!
1:11:13 > 1:11:16All right, but we have to move fast.
1:11:16 > 1:11:19If my memory serves, there is a 9pm direct from Paris to Chicago.
1:11:19 > 1:11:24Catch the last connection out of O'Hare to put you in Cleveland in...
1:11:24 > 1:11:26BOTH: 12 hours.
1:11:28 > 1:11:32- Wait a minute! Who am I gonna get to cover my shift?- Oh, are you kidding?
1:11:32 > 1:11:35It's been a while, but I still give the best oxygen-mask demo.
1:11:35 > 1:11:37Get going!
1:11:45 > 1:11:48Pierre? I need a uniform tout de suite.
1:11:49 > 1:11:52'Welcome to New York, where the local time is 7.13am.'
1:11:52 > 1:11:55I'd like to personally thank you for flying with us today
1:11:55 > 1:11:59and remind you that the last one off the plane has to clean it.
1:12:00 > 1:12:03MUSIC: "Time After Time" by Katie Cook
1:12:42 > 1:12:44DOORBELL
1:12:53 > 1:12:55Hello?
1:12:57 > 1:12:59Ted?
1:13:07 > 1:13:09Hi, Mrs Stewart.
1:13:10 > 1:13:13I-I'm Donna. Um...
1:13:13 > 1:13:16I don't know if you remember me, I'm Ted's friend.
1:13:17 > 1:13:23We got you that little clicker thing for the TV. Remember?
1:13:25 > 1:13:28Is Ted here?
1:13:36 > 1:13:38(I messed up.)
1:13:40 > 1:13:42I really did.
1:13:45 > 1:13:48See, I thought that I was, um,
1:13:48 > 1:13:51getting everything that I wanted.
1:13:51 > 1:13:54And, um...
1:13:54 > 1:13:59..I thought Paris and...first class would make me happy, but...
1:14:01 > 1:14:03..it didn't.
1:14:04 > 1:14:07Because...
1:14:07 > 1:14:09..if you don't have that person to come home to,
1:14:11 > 1:14:13then going away, it's just...
1:14:18 > 1:14:20I love him.
1:14:21 > 1:14:25SHE SNIFFS And I just wanted to tell him that he made me happy.
1:14:27 > 1:14:29- Who are you?- Oh!
1:14:34 > 1:14:37You haven't heard a word I've said, have you?
1:14:40 > 1:14:42I did.
1:14:52 > 1:14:54I love you.
1:14:56 > 1:14:59And I want to stay, I do.
1:15:01 > 1:15:03Are you sure?
1:15:07 > 1:15:09And you're gonna be happy?
1:15:10 > 1:15:11Yep.
1:15:12 > 1:15:16In Cleveland? How you gonna be happy in Cleveland?
1:15:17 > 1:15:20Cos you're in Cleveland.
1:15:27 > 1:15:30- I'm sorry! - Me, too.
1:15:47 > 1:15:53'Sally had said that life is a series of arrivals and departures.
1:15:53 > 1:15:57'But I learned there is more than one way to spread your wings.'
1:16:00 > 1:16:04Welcome to Cleveland's Hopkins International Airport.
1:16:04 > 1:16:07Keep your seat belts fastened until we reach the gate.
1:16:08 > 1:16:10We know you have a choice when you travel
1:16:10 > 1:16:13and we thank you for choosing Royalty Express.
1:16:13 > 1:16:15If this is just a stopover for you,
1:16:15 > 1:16:19we do wish you a safe and pleasant continuation of your journey.
1:16:19 > 1:16:21And if Cleveland is your final destination...
1:16:23 > 1:16:25..welcome home.
1:16:25 > 1:16:28MUSIC: "Don't Stop Believin" by John Koha from The Band Escape
1:16:35 > 1:16:38- That is bull ass! - You wanna know what's bull ass?!
1:16:38 > 1:16:41Eye exams!
1:16:41 > 1:16:43No, you can't keep laughing at that!
1:16:43 > 1:16:47That's e-v-v-vil! I'll get it, I'll get it.
1:16:50 > 1:16:52GRUNTS
1:16:52 > 1:16:54MUFFLED GROANS
1:16:55 > 1:16:57Cut!
1:16:59 > 1:17:02Infinity flight two-niner-niner-zero,
1:17:02 > 1:17:07you are cleared for takeoff on runway...six. Nine!
1:17:08 > 1:17:10D'oh!
1:17:11 > 1:17:15I...am...a...kitten.
1:17:16 > 1:17:21I...am...a...kitten.
1:17:24 > 1:17:26I'm OK.
1:17:27 > 1:17:29Gotta take off. (Don't I wish!)
1:17:29 > 1:17:33BOTH LAUGH I can't do it!
1:17:33 > 1:17:36- I can't hear you! - MUFFLED SPEECH
1:17:38 > 1:17:40This ain't your mama's house!
1:17:40 > 1:17:43Questions? None!
1:17:43 > 1:17:46Gotta take off. (Don't I wish.) LAUGHTER
1:17:46 > 1:17:48I am Sally Weston!
1:17:48 > 1:17:51Muffin! How long do dogs live?
1:17:51 > 1:17:54I love being a turtle!
1:17:54 > 1:17:57You know, like the Mutant Ninja Turtles. OK, what did we learn?
1:17:58 > 1:18:01OK, OK, let me try it again.
1:18:01 > 1:18:05OK, class, what did Randy forget? Mary?
1:18:05 > 1:18:07- Christine. - No.
1:18:08 > 1:18:11- Donna? - I know this.
1:18:12 > 1:18:15- Randy? - I forgot to buy him a drink?
1:18:15 > 1:18:17LAUGHTER
1:18:19 > 1:18:21And that is procedure.
1:18:25 > 1:18:28# We Are Royalty
1:18:33 > 1:18:35# We are Royalty
1:18:36 > 1:18:39# Flying just as high as can be
1:18:41 > 1:18:43# We are Royalty
1:18:44 > 1:18:47# Safety is our policy
1:18:49 > 1:18:53# There's an oxygen mask up above you
1:18:54 > 1:18:57# On a hidden shelf
1:18:57 > 1:19:01# Before helping the people who love you
1:19:01 > 1:19:04# Put it on yourself
1:19:05 > 1:19:09# Here's your seat belts As if you don't know
1:19:09 > 1:19:13# Make it nice and tight Huh!
1:19:13 > 1:19:15# Take a look at the exits
1:19:15 > 1:19:20# They're up ahead To your left and right
1:19:20 > 1:19:23# We are Royalty
1:19:24 > 1:19:27# Flying just as high as can be
1:19:28 > 1:19:31# We are Royalty
1:19:31 > 1:19:34# Safety is our policy. #
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