What Women Want

0:00:51 > 0:00:54MUSIC: Something's Gotta Give by Sammy Davis Jr

0:00:58 > 0:01:01- WOMAN:- You know the expression, "a man's man"?

0:01:01 > 0:01:04A man's man is the leader of the pack.

0:01:04 > 0:01:08The kind of man other men look up to, admire and emulate.

0:01:11 > 0:01:16A man's man is the kind of man who...just doesn't get what women are about.

0:01:16 > 0:01:20Nick, my ex-husband, is the ultimate man's man.

0:01:20 > 0:01:26I probably never should have married him. I don't think he understood a thing about me.

0:01:26 > 0:01:30This is Nick Marshall's office. Wanna peek? He's never in before ten.

0:01:30 > 0:01:35He'll send you on more errands than anyone in the company cos he can't do anything for himself.

0:01:35 > 0:01:40He's a total bachelor and the universe's least politically correct guy.

0:01:40 > 0:01:44He's king of our T and A ads. Want babes in bikinis? He's your man.

0:01:44 > 0:01:46My dad?

0:01:46 > 0:01:50How can I best describe him? He's always been...like an uncle to me.

0:01:50 > 0:01:52Yeah. Uncle Dad.

0:01:52 > 0:01:55Although Nick was a charmer.

0:01:55 > 0:01:58Completely irresistible at first.

0:01:58 > 0:02:02Which feeds in to the whole man's man thing.

0:02:02 > 0:02:05You know about Nick's mother, right?

0:02:05 > 0:02:09Because once you understand about Nick's mother,

0:02:09 > 0:02:11you understand Nick.

0:02:14 > 0:02:18Nick was actually born and raised in Las Vegas.

0:02:18 > 0:02:23Nick's mother was a real honest-to-God Las Vegas showgirl.

0:02:23 > 0:02:27When other boys were outside riding their bikes and playing ball,

0:02:27 > 0:02:31Nick was backstage hanging with the girls.

0:02:31 > 0:02:34He was their mascot.

0:02:34 > 0:02:36Their little pet.

0:02:36 > 0:02:40They couldn't get enough of those baby blues.

0:02:40 > 0:02:42Bang! Bang!

0:02:43 > 0:02:49If you ask me, I'd say Nick's mother just about killed it for every woman Nick would ever meet.

0:02:49 > 0:02:52She had a lot of sugar daddies in her life

0:02:52 > 0:02:55but only one true love.

0:02:55 > 0:02:57The boy with the family jewels.

0:02:59 > 0:03:01BOTH COUNT

0:03:01 > 0:03:03And since Nick didn't have a father,

0:03:03 > 0:03:08his mom made sure he was always surrounded by strong male role models.

0:03:08 > 0:03:12Men who a little boy could really look up to.

0:03:13 > 0:03:15Keep counting, kid!

0:03:15 > 0:03:19There was nothing normal about the way Nick Marshall was raised.

0:03:19 > 0:03:22So, what could you expect?

0:03:22 > 0:03:27You don't have to be Freud to figure out this was one cockeyed way to enter the world.

0:03:27 > 0:03:29ALL WHOOP

0:03:29 > 0:03:35# Something really got to give! #

0:03:48 > 0:03:50HE GROANS

0:04:02 > 0:04:07- Don't you ever knock?- It's almost ten. You gotta go to work and I gotta vacuum in here.

0:04:07 > 0:04:13Another one who wears Vanilla. Don't you know any women who don't wanna smell like candy?

0:04:13 > 0:04:17- Couldn't toss me my lighter, could you, babe?- Babe? What am I? A little pig?

0:04:17 > 0:04:21I don't have time to make you no onion bagel so please do not start to beg.

0:04:21 > 0:04:25For the record, I don't like finding these things in your sofa.

0:04:25 > 0:04:29- What kind of woman wears underwear like this?- Hey, my mother did, all right?

0:04:29 > 0:04:32Just put it somewhere, babe.

0:04:32 > 0:04:36Babe is gonna put it in the trash compacter where it belongs.

0:04:36 > 0:04:42- Do you ever consider dating a woman who wears real underwear? The kind that covers the entire bottom?- No.

0:04:42 > 0:04:46If I ever do should I give you a call?

0:04:46 > 0:04:49I'm gonna go clean the kitchen.

0:04:49 > 0:04:54- While you're out there could you toast me a bagel? Cream cheese, tomatoes, capers.- Ach!- Please!

0:04:54 > 0:04:57Come on! I can't think on an empty stomach.

0:04:57 > 0:05:01- All right, but only cos you didn't call me that little pig name. - OK, babe.

0:05:07 > 0:05:11- Mr Marshall, how you doing today? - I'm fit as a dancing bear.

0:05:11 > 0:05:15- I got that cab for you.- Whoa! That's some set of pipes you got, Flo.

0:05:15 > 0:05:18- Have an excellent day, sir. - And you.

0:05:18 > 0:05:21Gah!

0:05:21 > 0:05:24At ease.

0:05:24 > 0:05:25SHE WHISTLES

0:05:37 > 0:05:40SHE GASPS Oh! I'm so sorry.

0:05:40 > 0:05:45- I absolutely did not mean to do that. Here, let me get that for you. - It's OK.- No, I'm mortified.

0:05:45 > 0:05:49I can see your hands are full. Let me get the door for you.

0:05:49 > 0:05:51- Thank you. - No, thank you.

0:05:51 > 0:05:57- Half-caf grande non-fat thick foam whip cap no lid.- Half-caf grande non-fat thick foam whip cap no lid.

0:05:57 > 0:06:02- When do you find out?- Today, I think, unless I didn't get it and then I'll never find out.

0:06:02 > 0:06:08I'm sure I didn't get it. They were looking for an earth mother type. I overheard the director say

0:06:08 > 0:06:12I was more a space cadet. But I'm an actress. I can be whatever you want.

0:06:12 > 0:06:18- Is that true?- Better be true or I'm stuck playing ditzy coffee-shop girl for the rest of my life.- Thank you.

0:06:20 > 0:06:22Oh! Hi, Nick.

0:06:22 > 0:06:24Hi.

0:06:24 > 0:06:27Lola, my love. When are you gonna let me buy you dinner?

0:06:27 > 0:06:33I don't know why you don't believe me. I'm not your type. Cappuccino extra foam. Tall or grande?

0:06:33 > 0:06:37- Grande, or at least, I like to think. SHE LAUGHS FALSELY - Next!

0:06:37 > 0:06:43I'm getting some really big news at work today. Why don't you come out and celebrate? I'll buy you a coffee.

0:06:43 > 0:06:47Memo to you - I work in a coffee shop. Hi, what can I get you?

0:06:47 > 0:06:51- I'll take...- You want me to stop asking you out? Just a sec.

0:06:51 > 0:06:54If that's what you want, just give me the word.

0:06:54 > 0:06:58Yes, I'm gonna give you the word, er, because I'm an actress,

0:06:58 > 0:07:02or at least, I'm trying to be one. I'm trying to concentrate on...on that

0:07:02 > 0:07:07and so it would be a good thing if you wouldn't mind...stop asking me out!

0:07:07 > 0:07:11- You seem so stressed.- I am. I'm stressed. I'm stressed. I have a lot on my plate.

0:07:11 > 0:07:17- So let's not talk about this now. Why don't I meet you here tomorrow? 10.30?- OK, that'd be good.

0:07:17 > 0:07:20- So, that's a date? - It's a date. Thank you.

0:07:20 > 0:07:23Sir, that was inspiring.

0:07:23 > 0:07:25I know.

0:07:26 > 0:07:28Good morning, Sloane Curtis.

0:07:28 > 0:07:34- Morning, Mr Marshall.- Hi. What's the dirt?- I was at breakfast... - Hey, Norm! You winning?- Of course.

0:07:34 > 0:07:39- Yeah?- I heard Miller's looking for a new agency.- I know. I'm all over it.

0:07:39 > 0:07:44- Also, Darcy McGuire left BVD and O. Morning, Angela.- Left or was fired? - I don't know.

0:07:44 > 0:07:49- I just know everyone there's thrilled to get rid of her. - So much for itchy female vision.

0:07:49 > 0:07:53So, that girl we met last night. Nothing happened after you put her in the cab, right?

0:07:53 > 0:07:57It did? Something happened? But she said she had to be in bed early.

0:07:57 > 0:08:02- I had her in bed by 11. Or was it a quarter to?- You're like a genius, you know that?

0:08:02 > 0:08:06What can I tell you, buddy? I'm blessed. And today is my lucky day.

0:08:06 > 0:08:09Not only is my ex-wife Gigi remarrying about now,

0:08:09 > 0:08:15- but Wanamaker called me, said he wanted to see me first thing.- Call me when he makes it official.

0:08:15 > 0:08:19It's not gonna be as easy for you to suck up to the creative director.

0:08:19 > 0:08:22Not to worry. I'll make us a lunch res to celebrate.

0:08:22 > 0:08:26- Hey, don't count your chickens, huh? One o'clock?- Pick you up?

0:08:27 > 0:08:33Mr Marshall, hi. I put the Gillette storyboards on your desk, and picked up your shoes from Barney's.

0:08:33 > 0:08:38This morning's staff meeting was cancelled. Oh, and I also got your cigarettes.

0:08:38 > 0:08:43- This morning's staff meeting was cancelled?- That's what I was told. - Hm.

0:08:43 > 0:08:45Good morning, girls.

0:08:47 > 0:08:49Good afternoon, sire.

0:08:49 > 0:08:53- Anybody know why the staff meeting was cancelled?- Nobody called us.

0:08:53 > 0:08:57Oh, but Mr Wanamaker wants to see you as soon as you get in

0:08:57 > 0:09:01- which I told his office was 15 minutes ago.- I know.- You couldn't show up on time

0:09:01 > 0:09:06the day you know you're being promoted. But you look very sharp, by the way.

0:09:06 > 0:09:09Like a creative director. Very distinguished.

0:09:09 > 0:09:14- Are you two gonna be able to handle yourselves on the 44th floor? - We were made for the 44th floor.

0:09:14 > 0:09:18- Now get up there already so we can break out the bubbly.- Don't wait up.

0:09:18 > 0:09:22- Don't wait up! He's so adorable! - He says the cutest things!

0:09:24 > 0:09:26Oh, yeah.

0:09:28 > 0:09:31I'm sorry, I was in a board meeting. Been here long?

0:09:31 > 0:09:35- A couple of minutes.- Jess, can I get a decaf and a couple of Tylenol

0:09:35 > 0:09:40and see if we got any echinacea. And I need some club soda. I got something on my tie.

0:09:40 > 0:09:43You know what? Just get me another tie.

0:09:43 > 0:09:47I saw the mock-ups you did for Johnnie Walker. They're fantastic!

0:09:47 > 0:09:50- Oh, that's my job. - So you know I'm not great

0:09:50 > 0:09:54at making speeches especially when I haven't got you to write them for me.

0:09:54 > 0:09:58So I'll do my best. I been in this racket over 30 years.

0:09:58 > 0:10:02It doesn't get any easier. As a matter of fact, it gets harder and harder.

0:10:02 > 0:10:04The '80s were our glory days.

0:10:04 > 0:10:07They were all about alcohol, tobacco and cars.

0:10:07 > 0:10:12I felt like I was on top of my game. And then in the '90s, men simply stopped

0:10:12 > 0:10:16dominating how the dollars were spent and we lost our compass.

0:10:16 > 0:10:21Women between the ages of 16 and 24 are the fastest-growing consumer group in the country.

0:10:21 > 0:10:25Girls who were born in the mid-'80s control our advertising dollars.

0:10:25 > 0:10:27Sorry. No echinacea. Hi, Nick.

0:10:27 > 0:10:30- Hey. - Red or lavender?

0:10:30 > 0:10:34Red. No, no, lavender. That's good. While we've been getting our rocks off

0:10:34 > 0:10:40shooting beer commercials with the Swedish bikini team, the industry's been transformed.

0:10:40 > 0:10:44We were the agency in town ten years ago. Now we're struggling to be third.

0:10:44 > 0:10:48If we don't evolve and think beyond our natural ability...

0:10:49 > 0:10:55- ..we're gonna go down.- Think beyond our natural... I'm not quite clear what you mean here.

0:10:55 > 0:11:00- What do you know about Darcy McGuire?- Oh, hey, I heard she just left BVD and O.

0:11:00 > 0:11:05I never met her but I hear she's a real man-eater. She won that Cleo last year that we should have won.

0:11:05 > 0:11:09- Oh, yeah, right. That was her? I forgot about that.- I wish I had.

0:11:09 > 0:11:13- That's very funny. - Yeah. Why?

0:11:14 > 0:11:17Because I just hired her.

0:11:17 > 0:11:19To do what?

0:11:21 > 0:11:25You know I love you, Nick, but it's a woman's world out there

0:11:25 > 0:11:28and getting into a woman's psyche isn't your strong suit.

0:11:28 > 0:11:32You can get into their pants better than anyone but their psyche is different.

0:11:32 > 0:11:35You hired Darcy McGuire to do what?

0:11:35 > 0:11:39I know she hasn't done it on her own yet but somebody else was gonna

0:11:39 > 0:11:42grab her and she's smart. She's very smart.

0:11:43 > 0:11:48- You made her creative director, didn't you?- I'm sorry, buddy.

0:11:48 > 0:11:51This isn't easy for me. I got the board breathing down my neck.

0:11:51 > 0:11:55She's coming in this afternoon. You'll meet her. Roll with this.

0:11:55 > 0:11:59Work with her. She's got what I need to keep this place afloat.

0:11:59 > 0:12:04- She's got what you need meaning she's a woman.- You know how we can compete with that?

0:12:08 > 0:12:11He's coming! He's coming!

0:12:11 > 0:12:13BOTH SQUEAL

0:12:13 > 0:12:15No so fast, girls.

0:12:15 > 0:12:19Put it on ice. We'll break it out soon.

0:12:20 > 0:12:23We're not moving to the 44th floor?

0:12:24 > 0:12:25Not today.

0:12:27 > 0:12:28Hm.

0:12:28 > 0:12:30OK, one more.

0:12:30 > 0:12:33Gigi, your ex is here.

0:12:39 > 0:12:43Honey, you look like 48 million dollars.

0:12:43 > 0:12:45Thank you.

0:12:45 > 0:12:48- May I kiss the bride?- Sure.

0:12:50 > 0:12:52- Nick! - Nick!- Ted!

0:12:52 > 0:12:55Congratulations, Ted. You're a lucky man.

0:12:55 > 0:12:59- Thanks. I happen to agree. - So, you're going on a cruise?

0:12:59 > 0:13:04- Two weeks, huh?- The cruise is just the last week. Alexandra has an itinerary and I faxed one

0:13:04 > 0:13:09to your office, to your apartment, Ted's office has one as does the school.

0:13:09 > 0:13:12- In case I fall off the planet? - You never know.

0:13:12 > 0:13:14Ah.

0:13:14 > 0:13:18Hey, here she is, pretty in pink. So, two whole weeks together, huh?

0:13:18 > 0:13:21- How will you handle it? - I'll love it.

0:13:21 > 0:13:26- You can take care of your old man. Cook for me. Get me my slippers. - Yeah, that'll be happening!

0:13:26 > 0:13:30- Alexandra has a boyfriend now. - Mom!- I'm just saying

0:13:30 > 0:13:33- so he won't be surprised when he comes by.- You're only 13.

0:13:33 > 0:13:36Am I? I thought I was 15.

0:13:36 > 0:13:38We're gonna be fine.

0:13:38 > 0:13:43Look, I'm gonna meet Cameron. Is it OK if I meet Dad back at his place?

0:13:43 > 0:13:45- Can she? - Yeah, well...

0:13:45 > 0:13:48- What time? - Eight? Nine, maybe?

0:13:48 > 0:13:50- 7.30. - OK.

0:13:50 > 0:13:52Bye, Mom.

0:13:52 > 0:13:57- Oh, honey, I'm gonna miss you.- I'm gonna miss you too. Ted, have a good time.- Bye, pumpkin.- Bye.

0:13:59 > 0:14:01- Nick.- Honey?

0:14:01 > 0:14:03Later.

0:14:05 > 0:14:08Yeah, 7.30's fine, thanks for asking.

0:14:08 > 0:14:11And the name's Dad.

0:14:19 > 0:14:22- There you go.- Thanks.

0:14:23 > 0:14:29- Hey, I heard! I can't believe this! - My next headache.- Don't worry. We'll get through it.- Yeah.

0:14:30 > 0:14:32Everyone?

0:14:32 > 0:14:34Everyone, meet Darcy McGuire.

0:14:34 > 0:14:36Oh. APPLAUSE

0:14:36 > 0:14:40- Hi! Oh, my goodness, everybody showed up.- How are you?

0:14:40 > 0:14:42- Nice to see you. - It's a pleasant surprise.- Hi!

0:14:42 > 0:14:46- God, what a small world. - Welcome aboard.

0:14:46 > 0:14:48I'm so glad have met you.

0:14:52 > 0:14:54Hello, I'm Darcy.

0:14:54 > 0:14:56Hi, I'm Nick Marshall.

0:14:56 > 0:15:02- I've heard a lot about you, Nick. - I've heard a lot about you too. - Don't worry. Can't all be true.

0:15:02 > 0:15:04Let's hope not.

0:15:04 > 0:15:06Hey.

0:15:06 > 0:15:07Hey,

0:15:07 > 0:15:10standing room only. It's a first.

0:15:10 > 0:15:14- I'm very very excited for you all to meet Darcy McGuire. - APPLAUSE

0:15:14 > 0:15:20I know Darcy's extraordinary reputation as a leader in the field precedes her. At BVD and O,

0:15:20 > 0:15:26Darcy led a creative team that snagged 500 million in new business wins. That was just last year alone.

0:15:26 > 0:15:30At Sloane Curtis we've always prided ourself on our strategic thinking.

0:15:30 > 0:15:34Now it's time for us to step up and once again prove ourselves creatively

0:15:34 > 0:15:38in the marketplace and I'm thrilled that Darcy has consented

0:15:38 > 0:15:42to move across town, join our team, and lead us into the 21st century.

0:15:44 > 0:15:48Thank you, Dan, and thank you all for that warm welcome.

0:15:48 > 0:15:53Let me start by saying the feeling is mutual. I'm absolutely thrilled to be here.

0:15:53 > 0:15:56When I started in this business it was my dream to work here.

0:15:56 > 0:15:59I even applied for a job here twice.

0:15:59 > 0:16:02Somebody call personnel.

0:16:02 > 0:16:05- LAUGHTER - But it was BVD and O that offered me

0:16:05 > 0:16:11a home and what I learned there was that any success I had was a direct result of the team of people

0:16:11 > 0:16:16I work with. I know that two heads are better than one. I know that five heads are better than two.

0:16:16 > 0:16:22And I know that if we put our heads and our hearts into this company, we will deliver. I know that.

0:16:22 > 0:16:27I love challenges. I love hard work. I look forward to sitting at this table,

0:16:27 > 0:16:29tossing ideas around until what I fear

0:16:29 > 0:16:32will be the wee hours of the morning.

0:16:32 > 0:16:36But most importantly, I want our work to say something about who we are.

0:16:36 > 0:16:38How we think. What we feel.

0:16:38 > 0:16:39HE COUGHS Excuse me.

0:16:39 > 0:16:42So, as our friends in Hollywood say,

0:16:42 > 0:16:46let's cut to the chase. How are we gonna turn this company around?

0:16:48 > 0:16:54When Sears decided to go after women in their advertising and said, "Come see the softer side of Sears"

0:16:54 > 0:16:59their revenues went up 30%. 30%. That's huge. Female-driven advertising

0:16:59 > 0:17:05totalled 40 billion last year and Sloane Curtis's share of that was...

0:17:07 > 0:17:08..zero.

0:17:08 > 0:17:12If you want to sell an anti-wrinkle cream or a Ford Mustang to a woman,

0:17:12 > 0:17:16forgive me but this is the last place you bring your business

0:17:16 > 0:17:22and we can't afford to not have a piece of a 40 billion pie. So I have put together

0:17:22 > 0:17:27a little kit for everybody. Nobody panic. This is supposed to be fun. Every product

0:17:27 > 0:17:32in this box is looking for new representation right now and they're all made for women.

0:17:32 > 0:17:38I'm sure the women here are familiar with most of them so for the men, let's briefly run through them.

0:17:38 > 0:17:41- CRACKING - Here you go, Nick.

0:17:46 > 0:17:50- Thank you.- Each kit contains anti-wrinkle cream,

0:17:50 > 0:17:53mascara, moisturising lipstick,

0:17:53 > 0:17:57bath beads, quick-dry nail polish, an at-home waxing kit,

0:17:57 > 0:18:01a more wonderful Wonderbra, a home pregnancy test,

0:18:01 > 0:18:03- hair volumiser...- Oh!

0:18:03 > 0:18:05..pore-cleansing strips,

0:18:05 > 0:18:09Advil, control-top pantyhose and a Visa card.

0:18:09 > 0:18:13I want everybody to come up with something for one product,

0:18:13 > 0:18:15for two, the whole box. Whatever moves you.

0:18:15 > 0:18:21We'll get together tomorrow and see where we are. How's 8.30 for everybody?

0:18:21 > 0:18:24Great. See you at 8.30 tomorrow morning.

0:18:28 > 0:18:30Nightmare.

0:18:30 > 0:18:32Read my lips.

0:18:32 > 0:18:35Night...mare.

0:18:35 > 0:18:37Miss! Miss! Miss!

0:18:37 > 0:18:40That's another 500 bucks.

0:18:41 > 0:18:44'We play our dangerous game.

0:18:44 > 0:18:47'A game of chess against our old adversary.'

0:18:47 > 0:18:52HE MIMICS SEAN CONNERY: "Advershary"? Surely you mean adversary.

0:18:52 > 0:18:54'..Arugula salad.'

0:18:54 > 0:18:57- Uh. - 'Women's political...'

0:18:57 > 0:18:59'Tuck the pelvis under. Keep lifting.'

0:19:02 > 0:19:06HE MIMICS SEAN CONNERY: Buns Of Shteel. I'd shteal her buns if I could.

0:19:07 > 0:19:09'Here it comes.'

0:19:09 > 0:19:13- Pah!- 'Yes! He nailed the dismount! Now let's check in on the women's finals.'

0:19:13 > 0:19:18Women's finals. There's way too much oestrogen on television these days.

0:19:22 > 0:19:26And as we all know, the perfect antidote to oestrogen...

0:19:27 > 0:19:30..is Frank. Oh, I need some Frank.

0:19:34 > 0:19:37Help me, buddy. Help me now.

0:19:37 > 0:19:40MUSIC: I Won't Dance by Frank Sinatra

0:19:44 > 0:19:47HE SINGS ALONG: # I won't dance, don't ask me

0:19:47 > 0:19:50# I won't dance, don't ask me

0:19:50 > 0:19:51# I won't dance

0:19:51 > 0:19:53# Madame, with you

0:19:54 > 0:19:59# My heart won't let my feet do things that they should do

0:20:01 > 0:20:03# You know what

0:20:03 > 0:20:04# You're lovely

0:20:04 > 0:20:07# You know what, you're so lovely

0:20:07 > 0:20:11# And you know what you do to me

0:20:12 > 0:20:17# I'm like an ocean wave that's bumped on the shore

0:20:17 > 0:20:22# I feel so absolutely stumped on the floor

0:20:24 > 0:20:29# When you dance you're charming and you're gentle

0:20:30 > 0:20:35# Specially when you do the continental

0:20:36 > 0:20:41# But this feeling isn't purely mental

0:20:41 > 0:20:43# For heaven rest us

0:20:43 > 0:20:46# I am not asbestos

0:20:46 > 0:20:50# And that's why I won't dance

0:20:50 > 0:20:54# I won't dance, how could I...? #

0:20:55 > 0:20:58Don't panic. This is supposed to be fun.

0:20:59 > 0:21:03OK. OK, I can do this. I'm a professional.

0:21:05 > 0:21:07Lipstick. All right.

0:21:07 > 0:21:13Lipstick on a guy's collar. No, women'll hate that. Lipstick on a guy's collar that won't rub off.

0:21:13 > 0:21:16No, that's even worse. OK, OK. I gotta think like a broad.

0:21:16 > 0:21:18All right.

0:21:18 > 0:21:20I'm a broad.

0:21:20 > 0:21:24I see lipstick...

0:21:24 > 0:21:28on a dark-haired Tahitian beauty standing under a waterfall

0:21:28 > 0:21:32wearing nothing but a thong, water cascading down her ba...

0:21:33 > 0:21:35I'm a lesbian.

0:21:35 > 0:21:38I gotta change the music.

0:21:38 > 0:21:41I wonder. I wonder.

0:21:42 > 0:21:44Ah, Alex. Thank you.

0:21:44 > 0:21:46Come here.

0:21:46 > 0:21:48Jackpot.

0:21:48 > 0:21:50Hm. Er...

0:21:50 > 0:21:52Mm. She's hot.

0:21:54 > 0:21:56# I hate the world today

0:21:57 > 0:22:01# You're so good to me I know but I can't change

0:22:02 > 0:22:06# I can understand how you'd be so confused

0:22:06 > 0:22:08# I don't envy you

0:22:08 > 0:22:11# I'm a little bit of everything... #

0:22:11 > 0:22:13You go, girl.

0:22:13 > 0:22:15# I'm a mother

0:22:15 > 0:22:18# I'm a brother, it's confusing

0:22:18 > 0:22:20# And I volumise my hair

0:22:20 > 0:22:23# I am not aware... #

0:22:23 > 0:22:25Oh, my God, it looks like big dandruff.

0:22:25 > 0:22:28Smooth that. Smooth. Oh, cool.

0:22:28 > 0:22:29Now mascara.

0:22:31 > 0:22:34Yeah, that's got it.

0:22:34 > 0:22:36Mm. Nice thick lash... Oh!

0:22:36 > 0:22:38Ow! That stings! What the...?!

0:22:39 > 0:22:41OK.

0:22:41 > 0:22:44I need some anaesthetic here. Ah!

0:22:45 > 0:22:48GARGLES

0:22:48 > 0:22:50HE BURPS Beautiful.

0:22:50 > 0:22:52Ah, OK.

0:22:52 > 0:22:56FRENCH ACCENT: Now, for the piece de resistance, we have...

0:22:56 > 0:23:01We have the right leg... Yes, I think so. ..And the hot...

0:23:01 > 0:23:04..hot wax. The very hot wax. Here we go.

0:23:04 > 0:23:07Ow! Oh! Ah! Ah! Jesus!

0:23:07 > 0:23:09Ooh, that's hot!

0:23:09 > 0:23:12OK, test of manhood.

0:23:12 > 0:23:15HE GRUNTS: OK, you passed.

0:23:15 > 0:23:20And next we immediately apply the disposable cloth over the waxed...

0:23:20 > 0:23:22area. Straight ahead.

0:23:24 > 0:23:25Yes.

0:23:25 > 0:23:29Yeah. That feels kinda nice.

0:23:29 > 0:23:35I don't know why women complain about waxing their legs. "In one smooth motion yank the strip quickly

0:23:35 > 0:23:40"in the opposite direction of the hair growth." No, that'll be north. One, two three.

0:23:40 > 0:23:42Argh! Oh! Aw!

0:23:42 > 0:23:44Oh! Aw!

0:23:44 > 0:23:46PANTS: Oh! Oh, Jesus!

0:23:50 > 0:23:52CLANKING

0:23:52 > 0:23:56Women are insane. Who would do that more than once?

0:23:56 > 0:23:58I don't know.

0:23:58 > 0:24:01Why would anyone even do the other leg?

0:24:06 > 0:24:08Ah, yes, that's right, girls.

0:24:08 > 0:24:12Wax it off and cover it up. Yeah.

0:24:12 > 0:24:14Allez oop! Ooh!

0:24:15 > 0:24:18Oh! I guess this takes a little finesse.

0:24:18 > 0:24:20One down, two to go.

0:24:22 > 0:24:24Well... HE GRUNTS

0:24:26 > 0:24:29Ow! Oh! Ah! Ah!

0:24:29 > 0:24:31OK. OK. Get up.

0:24:31 > 0:24:33GRUNTS

0:24:33 > 0:24:35OK.

0:24:35 > 0:24:37Ah!

0:24:37 > 0:24:40Yeah.

0:24:40 > 0:24:42Mm.

0:24:45 > 0:24:47Honey, you just lost yourself five pounds.

0:24:50 > 0:24:54All right, where's my Wonderbra? Oh.

0:24:54 > 0:24:57SHE GASPS Now, let's see which end is up here.

0:24:57 > 0:24:59- Hi! - What are you doing?

0:24:59 > 0:25:01Exfoliating.

0:25:01 > 0:25:03- Yo. - You must be, erm...

0:25:03 > 0:25:06Cameron, my boyfriend. This is Nick.

0:25:06 > 0:25:08Her father.

0:25:08 > 0:25:13- That's nice nail polish you got there.- Yeah, I'm just doing a new research thing at work.

0:25:13 > 0:25:17- Trying to get into the female psyche. - Whatever.- Yeah.

0:25:17 > 0:25:23- I should probably take off.- No, you don't have to go.- It's cool. I'll see you later, all right?- OK.

0:25:23 > 0:25:25- Bye.- Bye.

0:25:27 > 0:25:29- I'll call you. - OK.

0:25:29 > 0:25:31Nice meeting you, Nick.

0:25:31 > 0:25:33Yeah.

0:25:35 > 0:25:39- Did you just kiss that guy?- Where did you get this?- Your bag. You're kissing guys?

0:25:39 > 0:25:43- I can't believe you went through my stuff.- It was an emergency.

0:25:43 > 0:25:46Are you allergic to listening? You never listen.

0:25:46 > 0:25:53If I'm gonna be stuck staying here my stuff'll be laying around, OK? I don't want you going through it.

0:25:53 > 0:25:55- I listen to you. - You think so?

0:25:55 > 0:25:59- Yeah! - You do? What's my boyfriend's name?

0:25:59 > 0:26:01Er, it's...

0:26:01 > 0:26:02Goodnight.

0:26:02 > 0:26:08No, no, no! Wait! Come back! It's Dustin, is his name. That's his name, right? No. Don't slam the...

0:26:10 > 0:26:12G... Car... Carson!

0:26:12 > 0:26:15Carmen! Carmine! Carmine!

0:26:15 > 0:26:17Carmichael!

0:26:20 > 0:26:24You can't remember a guy's name and they figure you're not listening to them.

0:26:31 > 0:26:33What do women want?

0:26:33 > 0:26:36I know it has three syllables.

0:26:39 > 0:26:41Cameron. His name is Cameron!

0:27:02 > 0:27:04HE PANTS

0:27:09 > 0:27:12Oh, Jesus, that's so dangerous.

0:27:12 > 0:27:1690% of all accidents happen...

0:27:16 > 0:27:18Argh!

0:27:18 > 0:27:21Argh! Oh, God!

0:27:49 > 0:27:51Oh, what the hell has he done now?

0:27:52 > 0:27:54I hope he's not dead.

0:27:56 > 0:27:58HE GRUNTS

0:27:58 > 0:28:00No, I'm fine.

0:28:00 > 0:28:02I'm fine. I'm fine. I think.

0:28:04 > 0:28:06Are you sure?

0:28:06 > 0:28:09No. Yes.

0:28:10 > 0:28:12HE GROANS

0:28:28 > 0:28:31Cleaner pores. Thicker hair.

0:28:31 > 0:28:33Very weird headache. Very weird.

0:28:33 > 0:28:37Now I gotta clean up bras and home pregnancy tests?

0:28:37 > 0:28:40He doesn't pay me enough for the things I have to do.

0:28:40 > 0:28:42Oh, Jesus, he's wearing pantyhose?

0:28:42 > 0:28:48- Now he's a cross-dresser?- I was just experimenting with a few products from work, all right?

0:28:48 > 0:28:50Did I say anything?

0:28:50 > 0:28:55- Oh, God. It's eight o'clock already. - One day I'd like to sleep till eight o'clock.

0:28:55 > 0:28:59- He'd fire me if I wasn't here to wake him.- Whoo! Are we in a mood today!

0:28:59 > 0:29:02The same as every other day.

0:29:03 > 0:29:09- SHE MIMICS:- Honey, make me a little bagel with cream cheese. You know I can't think on an empty stomach.

0:29:09 > 0:29:12For your information, I'm not even hungry.

0:29:12 > 0:29:15Who said you were?

0:29:16 > 0:29:17Mr Marshall.

0:29:17 > 0:29:21- Morning, Flo. - Let me get you a cab, sir.- Sure.

0:29:22 > 0:29:26- Thank you, Flo.- 'You're welcome, my little sweet ass.'

0:29:28 > 0:29:31- What did you say? - Me? Nothing.

0:29:31 > 0:29:33You sure?

0:29:33 > 0:29:35Yes, sir.

0:29:35 > 0:29:37HE GROWLS

0:29:39 > 0:29:44- I think I'll walk today. I could use a little fresh air.- You have a great day, sir.

0:29:47 > 0:29:51'Did I turn the coffee maker off? I walked over to it but did I turn it off?

0:29:51 > 0:29:54'I can't remember. I saw the light

0:29:54 > 0:29:58- 'but did I turn it off?'- What? What? - 'One kiss doesn't make me a lesbian.

0:29:58 > 0:30:00'Does it?'

0:30:02 > 0:30:08- I'm sorry.- 'Two slices of toast - 150 calories plus a tab and a half of butter - another 150.'

0:30:08 > 0:30:12'So, oestrogen is good for the heart but bad for the breasts. What?'

0:30:12 > 0:30:17- 'My kid doesn't need Ritalin.- I want him to listen.- Monsieur! I need to poop!'- Argh!

0:30:17 > 0:30:19Oh, God! Oh, boy!

0:30:19 > 0:30:21ALL TALK AT ONCE

0:30:26 > 0:30:29- Argh! - Argh!

0:30:30 > 0:30:33'Oh, God! He nearly killed me.

0:30:33 > 0:30:35'Too bad he missed.'

0:30:39 > 0:30:41BEEPING

0:30:45 > 0:30:47- Morning! - Morning.

0:30:47 > 0:30:52'Don't look up. He'll make me hear another disgusting joke. He's such a schmuck.'

0:30:54 > 0:30:57She thinks I'm a schmuck?

0:31:00 > 0:31:03'Whoa! Lighten up with that aftershave, buddy.'

0:31:07 > 0:31:11'What? Oh, yeah, like you've got the perfect body?'

0:31:11 > 0:31:13Jeez!

0:31:13 > 0:31:18- Hi.- Argh! What?- What? I was just gonna tell you the Gillette budget's on your desk

0:31:18 > 0:31:22and I got you that Merlot you wanted. Here's your credit card back.

0:31:24 > 0:31:28- Thank you. - Are you OK?

0:31:28 > 0:31:34- Y-Y-Yeah.- 'Do you realise that I have an Ivy League education and that running your stupid errands

0:31:34 > 0:31:38'has put me in therapy? Why don't you take me seriously and give me some real work?'

0:31:38 > 0:31:41Is there anything else I can get you?

0:31:41 > 0:31:44Oh, good. You're on time.

0:31:44 > 0:31:47What's the matter? You look a little different.

0:31:47 > 0:31:53- I think maybe it's his hair. It looks a little thicker, doesn't it? - Give me your coat.- OK.

0:31:53 > 0:31:55- You smell good today. - New cologne?

0:32:01 > 0:32:04Th-That's it? No other thoughts?

0:32:04 > 0:32:08- What do you mean? - Are you feeling all right, doll?

0:32:08 > 0:32:10HE MUMBLES

0:32:10 > 0:32:13Linings, linings, loans, locks.

0:32:13 > 0:32:15Hello? Nick?

0:32:15 > 0:32:17Er, Nick?

0:32:17 > 0:32:22- We gotta go. What are you doing? It's 8.30.- Can't go. Can't go. Gotta find a doctor. Need a cure.

0:32:22 > 0:32:29- You sound like the guy from Shine. What's wrong?- Maybe I don't need a doctor. Maybe I need an exorcist.

0:32:29 > 0:32:33- HE MUMBLES - Er, there are no exorcists in the greater Chicago area.

0:32:33 > 0:32:34OK?

0:32:35 > 0:32:37Sorry to interrupt. Here you go.

0:32:37 > 0:32:39HE PANTS

0:32:39 > 0:32:43Your hair looks really good today. 'Maybe it's OK you pay me minimum wage

0:32:43 > 0:32:47'because I used the company phone to call my boyfriend in Israel for an hour.'

0:32:49 > 0:32:56- Tell me you heard that.- Your hair looks really good. So what?- The other thing. What she was thinking.

0:32:56 > 0:33:00I don't think she thinks too much. She's not exactly a genius.

0:33:00 > 0:33:03- She went to an Ivy League school. - I doubt that.

0:33:03 > 0:33:09- What she said about the boyfriend, calling him in Israel, you heard that, yes?- No, cos she didn't say it.

0:33:09 > 0:33:14Now, let's pull it together. We're gonna be late for our sorority meeting, OK?

0:33:15 > 0:33:19Morgan...in case I, like, maybe died...

0:33:19 > 0:33:23Can we walk and talk? Cos in case you live, I don't wanna be late.

0:33:23 > 0:33:29Here's what happened, if the coroner asks. I got drunk last night and tried the products from the pink box.

0:33:29 > 0:33:35- You did not!- I put on all the products, OK? Nail polish, pantyhose, everything.- You tried on pantyhose?

0:33:35 > 0:33:41I tripped and fell into the bathtub and electrocuted myself. I blacked out and when I woke up...

0:33:41 > 0:33:45- I could hear what every woman around me was...thinking.- Uh-huh.

0:33:45 > 0:33:50I'm talking personal, private stuff. Stuff that nobody is supposed to hear. I hear that stuff.

0:33:50 > 0:33:56- I can hear what women think.- Can you? Good, cos that's not a talent a lot of guys have these days.

0:33:56 > 0:34:01- You want me to prove it? You see this attorney coming toward us?- Yeah.

0:34:03 > 0:34:05She thinks you're overpaid. And gay.

0:34:05 > 0:34:10- What?- I can hear what they're all thinking. It's driving me crazy. Even French poodles.

0:34:10 > 0:34:14OK, just so we're on the same page I need you to know. You sound insane.

0:34:14 > 0:34:20You freaked over losing the job but if you tell anyone else you can hear a French poodle's thoughts,

0:34:20 > 0:34:25- you're fired.- 'What if I just jumped out the window? Put the fruit down and jumped.

0:34:25 > 0:34:32- 'Would they notice? Probably not if I didn't get glass on anybody.'- That girl with the fruit. She's funny.

0:34:32 > 0:34:36- Suicidal, b-but she's funny. - Nick, what girl with the fruit?

0:34:36 > 0:34:38Th...

0:34:41 > 0:34:47'Last one to arrive. Wants me to know I'm not his boss. OK, you're a star. I get the message.'

0:34:47 > 0:34:52- She thinks I'm late because I want her to know she's not my boss. What's she talking about?- Put a lid on it.

0:34:52 > 0:34:57'I can't believe I have butterflies in my stomach. It feels like the first day of school.'

0:34:59 > 0:35:02OK, so, let's see how we did.

0:35:02 > 0:35:05'Nobody wants to go first.

0:35:05 > 0:35:08'Everyone's avoiding me.

0:35:08 > 0:35:10'Except Nick Marshall.

0:35:10 > 0:35:13'Unbelievable. The only one with good eye contact.

0:35:13 > 0:35:16'At least he's looking in my eyes and not down my blouse.'

0:35:16 > 0:35:20- So, Nick, what did you come up with? - Me?- Mm-hm.- What did I come up with?

0:35:22 > 0:35:24'He's so wired.'

0:35:24 > 0:35:28Mostly...I thought about the moisturising lipstick.

0:35:28 > 0:35:32Er, never having worn lipstick myself,

0:35:32 > 0:35:35I tried to imagine what I'd want from a lipstick

0:35:35 > 0:35:38- if I were a woman.- 'Oh, spare me!' - 'OK, he's trying to be honest.'

0:35:38 > 0:35:42You know, to be perfectly honest, the, er, the first thing I thought of

0:35:42 > 0:35:48- was a Tahitian beauty bathing under a waterfall.- 'Oy! I'm gonna die here with these kinds of ideas.'

0:35:48 > 0:35:51But I'm working on it and it's evolving.

0:35:51 > 0:35:55I don't suppose anybody's interested in an idea involving

0:35:55 > 0:36:01- the Swedish bikini team. I do know them all personally.- Of course you do!- 'Oh, what an idiot.'

0:36:01 > 0:36:07- 'Jerk, grow up already!- What a pig.- You are so foul.- I should have asked for more money.'

0:36:07 > 0:36:09- Excuse me.- Dina?

0:36:09 > 0:36:13Erm, I spent the night trying to figure out how to sell Advil just to women.

0:36:13 > 0:36:15'You know what?

0:36:15 > 0:36:18'You should sell it to women like me.

0:36:18 > 0:36:23'I take it every time I need to fake a headache. Works like a charm.'

0:36:23 > 0:36:27I-I-I got a brainwave. It just came to me. Do you mind if I interrupt?

0:36:27 > 0:36:30No, go ahead. 'I hate that you've seen me naked.'

0:36:32 > 0:36:37All right. So, we're in a bedroom, the lights are out, there's a woman in bed

0:36:37 > 0:36:41and she's taking an Advil. Her husband turns over and suggestively rubs her back

0:36:41 > 0:36:43and...

0:36:43 > 0:36:46we say, "Advil. So mild and gentle,

0:36:46 > 0:36:49"you can take it even when you're faking a headache."

0:36:49 > 0:36:54MEN LAUGH: Huh? And then the woman turns to her husband and she says,

0:36:54 > 0:36:57"Oh, not tonight, dear. I need an Advil."

0:36:57 > 0:36:59- Right? - He's back!

0:37:02 > 0:37:06Wh-What? Come on. That doesn't reach women on a personal level?

0:37:06 > 0:37:09- No. - Well, women do that, don't they?

0:37:09 > 0:37:12- Not me.- I don't. - No? Sue Cranston.- Hm?

0:37:12 > 0:37:16You've done that, haven't you? Faked a headache to, you know...

0:37:16 > 0:37:19No, Nick, I haven't. Thanks for asking.

0:37:19 > 0:37:25No, no, wait, wait. Be honest, now. I mean, you've been married, what, 10, 12 years? And you've never,

0:37:25 > 0:37:29in all that time, faked a headache? It doesn't...work like a charm?

0:37:31 > 0:37:35No, Nick, I haven't! I mean... No, it doesn't, OK?

0:37:35 > 0:37:37Jeez!

0:37:37 > 0:37:39- OK, I guess I'm way off base here. - OK, erm,

0:37:39 > 0:37:45what's good about your idea is that you're looking at Advil from a woman's point of view.

0:37:45 > 0:37:50I don't think Advil will go for it and I'm pretty sure every woman in America will hate it.

0:37:50 > 0:37:55Other than that, I thought it was great so you're on the right track. Go ahead.

0:37:55 > 0:37:58Great antenna there, babe. The, er, poodle give you that one?

0:38:09 > 0:38:11# I see you, baby

0:38:11 > 0:38:12# Shakin' that ass #

0:38:12 > 0:38:15- THEY GASP, SHE SCREAMS - Dad!

0:38:15 > 0:38:18- Why are you home so early? - I have my first migraine.

0:38:18 > 0:38:21'Hideous! My boyfriend feeling me up in front of my father!'

0:38:21 > 0:38:27- Don't think of it. The outlook was bad for the team that day. The score was 42.- 'Where's my bra?

0:38:27 > 0:38:29- 'Where is it?' - Oh, God.

0:38:31 > 0:38:34- SHE SOBS:- Oh, God. - Whoa, OK.

0:38:34 > 0:38:36Look. Everybody just needs to chill out here, all right?

0:38:36 > 0:38:42- There'll be no chilling. Just get your stuff...and move on.- Come on, man! Relax!

0:38:42 > 0:38:48- How old are you?- I just turned 18. - She's 15. She was 10 five years ago. Know what I'm saying, stud? Get out.

0:38:48 > 0:38:51Dad! 'We're going to the prom. Don't ruin it!'

0:38:51 > 0:38:54- You're not going to the prom with him.- How did you know that?

0:38:54 > 0:39:00I don't know. Mom told me. But it won't happen because he's too old for you and I know what boys his age want

0:39:00 > 0:39:04- and he's not getting it from my daughter.- Suddenly I'm your daughter.

0:39:04 > 0:39:06'I want Mom.'

0:39:06 > 0:39:08Hey, look. I'm just gonna take off.

0:39:08 > 0:39:11- I'm really sorry about this. - Save it.

0:39:11 > 0:39:14That's mine.

0:39:15 > 0:39:17- Where are you going? - OK.

0:39:20 > 0:39:22Great day(!)

0:39:22 > 0:39:24THUNDER CLAPS

0:39:24 > 0:39:27I can't go on like this. I'll lose my mind.

0:39:27 > 0:39:30I'm already losing my mind.

0:39:31 > 0:39:33This'll work. It's gotta work.

0:39:33 > 0:39:37Got to work. Ow! Ow! Ow!

0:39:37 > 0:39:40# I can understand how you'd be so confused

0:39:40 > 0:39:42# I don't envy you

0:39:42 > 0:39:45# I'm a little bit of everything

0:39:45 > 0:39:47# All rolled into one

0:39:47 > 0:39:49# I'm a lover

0:39:49 > 0:39:51# I'm a child, I'm a mother

0:39:51 > 0:39:54# I'm a sinner, I'm a saint

0:39:54 > 0:39:56# I do not feel ashamed

0:39:56 > 0:39:59# I'm your hell, I'm your dream

0:39:59 > 0:40:01# I'm nothing in between

0:40:01 > 0:40:06# You know you wouldn't want it any other way... #

0:40:10 > 0:40:12RIPPING SOUND Argh!

0:40:35 > 0:40:36Come on!

0:40:36 > 0:40:41Do your thing! Turn me into me again!

0:41:18 > 0:41:20Uh!

0:41:24 > 0:41:26Oh, good.

0:41:26 > 0:41:27I'm not dead.

0:41:27 > 0:41:31Oh, please. Please, please, please tell me I got rid of it.

0:41:34 > 0:41:37- Please be a woman. Please. - 'What city, please?'

0:41:37 > 0:41:42- You couldn't do me a favour and think of your favourite colour or TV show, could you?- 'What city, please?'

0:41:46 > 0:41:48Flo?

0:41:48 > 0:41:52Hey, Flo? Flo? Huh!

0:41:58 > 0:41:59I can't believe this.

0:41:59 > 0:42:02I need a woman.

0:42:07 > 0:42:09LOUD DRILLING NOISE

0:42:36 > 0:42:41- Try this one.- Oh, I love this. This is fantastic. It's my mother's birthday next week

0:42:41 > 0:42:47- so I need two gift sets.- Thanks, you've been a great help.- Do you have a Kleenex back there?

0:42:47 > 0:42:52- I'm sure she'll like it. It's a best seller.- Do I get a free gift with this?

0:42:52 > 0:42:54Yes, you get a travel bag.

0:42:54 > 0:42:57Thank you!

0:43:01 > 0:43:06- Yah!- 'Stop it! You got the dress. Treat yourself to lipstick.- No, I have enough at home.

0:43:06 > 0:43:12- 'You may as well get one while we're here.- I have too many. I don't need it.- I'll buy it for you.'

0:43:12 > 0:43:17'If he doesn't answer that phone in the next two rings, I swear to God...'

0:43:17 > 0:43:21- 'Hi, blue eyes. - I really feel bad about it.'- Ugh!

0:43:21 > 0:43:23ALL TALK AT ONCE

0:43:30 > 0:43:32Aa-a-a-a-argh!

0:43:41 > 0:43:47- Dr Perkins.- Yes?- You may not remember me. I'm Nick Marshall. I came here ten years ago with my ex-wife Gigi.

0:43:47 > 0:43:50- 'Oh, not him.' - Oh, good. You remember me.

0:43:50 > 0:43:54I'm sorry to barge in like this but I don't know who to turn to. I'm desperate.

0:43:54 > 0:43:59I'm afraid to go to work. I'm afraid of my door woman. I'm afraid to get a cup of coffee.

0:43:59 > 0:44:04Please slow down. Let me make sure I completely understand what it is you're saying.

0:44:06 > 0:44:07All right.

0:44:10 > 0:44:12I hear what women think.

0:44:12 > 0:44:18Yeah. You know, Mr Marshall, this kind of imaginary displacement scenario...

0:44:18 > 0:44:23- I'm not ima...- ..Really isn't my thing. I do, however, have a good friend at University Hospital

0:44:23 > 0:44:27whose specialises in men with male menopause and testosterone depletion.

0:44:27 > 0:44:33She's fabulous. I think I'll just give her a ring and send you over there.

0:44:33 > 0:44:37'Why did I answer my door? I was so into buying that lamp on eBay.'

0:44:38 > 0:44:42- How much was it going for?- How much was what going for?- The lamp on eBay.

0:44:46 > 0:44:50Oh. I see. That's good. Very clever.

0:44:50 > 0:44:54- Dr Scolmouth, please.- All right, you don't believe me. Well, then, try another one.

0:44:54 > 0:44:58- No, go on. Pick a number. Give it a whirl. Any number.- OK. A number between one and...

0:44:58 > 0:45:01- A million. Why not? - One and a million?

0:45:01 > 0:45:03All right.

0:45:04 > 0:45:05Mm..

0:45:05 > 0:45:07644,998.

0:45:07 > 0:45:0999. 90.

0:45:09 > 0:45:12Wanna make a decision here?

0:45:12 > 0:45:15- 'Oy vey!'- Oh, you can say that again.

0:45:15 > 0:45:18- I didn't say anything.- I know but that doesn't mean I didn't hear it.

0:45:18 > 0:45:20OK. OK.

0:45:20 > 0:45:23Let's say...say I do believe you.

0:45:23 > 0:45:26That you, er, you can hear what women think.

0:45:26 > 0:45:29Even though I'm a grown woman of... '51...'

0:45:29 > 0:45:31..47.

0:45:31 > 0:45:33Oh, my lips are sealed.

0:45:33 > 0:45:36- Oh, forgive me.- It's all right.

0:45:36 > 0:45:39But this is phenomenal.

0:45:39 > 0:45:43- You can hear inside my head!- Yes. - Why would you wanna get rid of such a brilliant gift?

0:45:43 > 0:45:44Well...

0:45:44 > 0:45:48You might find this a little unorthodox but would you mind awfully if I smoked?

0:45:48 > 0:45:50- No, no, no, I understand. - Thank you. Thank you so much.

0:45:53 > 0:45:57You know, Freud died at age 83 still asking one question.

0:45:57 > 0:46:01- What do women want?- Hm.- Wouldn't it be strange and wonderful

0:46:01 > 0:46:05if you were the one man on Earth finally able to answer that question?

0:46:05 > 0:46:10Listen to me, Nick. Something extraordinary and, I think, miraculous has happened to you.

0:46:10 > 0:46:13My advice is, you must learn from this.

0:46:13 > 0:46:18There isn't a woman that I treat that doesn't wish her man understood her better.

0:46:18 > 0:46:22If men are from Mars and women are from Venus, then you speak Venutian.

0:46:22 > 0:46:25The world can be yours.

0:46:25 > 0:46:29I don't know how this happened to you or why

0:46:29 > 0:46:32but you may just be the luckiest man on Earth.

0:46:32 > 0:46:35Imagine the possibilities.

0:46:35 > 0:46:37If you know what women want...

0:46:37 > 0:46:39you can rule.

0:47:06 > 0:47:09'Hubba-hubba. Here he comes, looking awfully good today.

0:47:09 > 0:47:15'Oh, why did I tell him to stop asking me out? I'm an idiot! Idiot! IDIOT!'

0:47:15 > 0:47:17Hey, Nick. How's it going?

0:47:17 > 0:47:19Lola, my love.

0:47:19 > 0:47:23- I can't take no for an answer. - About what?

0:47:23 > 0:47:25About what?

0:47:25 > 0:47:29- About us.- 'Ooh, just don't hurt me, Nick. I've been hurt

0:47:29 > 0:47:31'too many times.'

0:47:32 > 0:47:38I know how hard it is to go out with someone new. I mean, there's always that fear of...

0:47:38 > 0:47:40well...getting hurt.

0:47:40 > 0:47:45- Well, at least, that's how I feel inside.- Do you really?- All the time.

0:47:45 > 0:47:49- Me too, all the time.- So, let's just take it slow and see how it goes.

0:47:50 > 0:47:52Slow is good.

0:47:52 > 0:47:54- Slow is really good. - Yeah.

0:47:55 > 0:47:57Are you free tonight?

0:47:57 > 0:48:02- So, you never said you think I'm gay?- I never said that.- It doesn't mean you didn't think it.

0:48:02 > 0:48:08- Is it the hair? The highlights are natural.- I have a meeting.- And you don't think I'm overpaid either?

0:48:08 > 0:48:12- You know... Oh, God! I really don't think I ever said that.- Yeah, OK.

0:48:14 > 0:48:19- 'Who has he been talking to?' - Morning!- Morning.- Melvin, check your e-mail. I sent it over an hou...

0:48:19 > 0:48:25Hi! How's the boyfriend in Israel? By the way, thank you for picking up that wine. I appreciate it so much.

0:48:25 > 0:48:28Er, can I get you a cup of coffee?

0:48:28 > 0:48:34- Or some water or any beverage?- No, but thank you. If I'm thirsty I know where the coffee room is. Hi.

0:48:34 > 0:48:38'That's right, guys. Don't help. Just walk right past me.

0:48:38 > 0:48:43- 'Why don't you just step on my hands, you big...'- There you go. - Oh.- How you doing?

0:48:43 > 0:48:45Oh, fine.

0:48:45 > 0:48:48- Thank you, Mr Marshall. - You're welcome, erm...?

0:48:48 > 0:48:52- Erin.- Erin. You be careful, all right, Erin?

0:48:52 > 0:48:54Yeah, sure.

0:48:55 > 0:48:57Heavy.

0:48:58 > 0:49:01'Whaddya know? There is life on this planet.'

0:49:07 > 0:49:13Breakfast Tuesday sounds great. Absolutely. Thanks for the info. Oh, and thanks for the champagne!

0:49:13 > 0:49:15SHE LAUGHS

0:49:16 > 0:49:19You too. OK, bye-bye.

0:49:20 > 0:49:23'Set meeting.

0:49:23 > 0:49:26'Nike women's division.'

0:49:26 > 0:49:30- Hi!- Hi! Well, you've been here five minutes. It looks like you've been here a year.

0:49:30 > 0:49:33Oh, yeah. I'm compulsive. It's a problem.

0:49:33 > 0:49:36'Why do I always feel like he's checking me out?

0:49:38 > 0:49:42- 'Wonder what he's got up his sleeve?'- Great photographs. - 'No clue.

0:49:42 > 0:49:47- 'They're all Margaret Bourke-White.' - Are they all Margaret Bourke-White?

0:49:47 > 0:49:48Yeah, they are.

0:49:48 > 0:49:51Wow. It's a beautiful collection.

0:49:51 > 0:49:56- Thanks. So, how's it going? - You know, I was gonna ask you the same thing.

0:49:56 > 0:50:01- It's starting slow. I'm evaluating some of the staff and that's always hard.- Oh, yeah.

0:50:01 > 0:50:03Yeah, right.

0:50:11 > 0:50:15Well, I don't wanna beat around the bush, so what I'd like to propose...

0:50:15 > 0:50:18- 'Mm, he's proposing so soon?' Ooh! - Oh, sorry!

0:50:18 > 0:50:21- Sorry. Er, yes. - Excuse me.

0:50:21 > 0:50:25- You got another one. - Thanks.- 'Wow!'

0:50:27 > 0:50:28As I was saying,

0:50:28 > 0:50:33obviously I know nothing about the products you're going for, but I do believe I can sell anything

0:50:33 > 0:50:38once I know what the buyer's needs are and what I'd really like, with your kind indulgence,

0:50:38 > 0:50:45is to go after that really big fish, I mean, the one you really wanna net. I'll reel them in for us.

0:50:45 > 0:50:49- 'No, actually, I think I'll reel them in for us.'- Of course, unless

0:50:49 > 0:50:54- you're going after something in particular.- No. But there are several big fish out there.

0:50:54 > 0:50:59What's your biggest fish? I mean, to your mind, who's your whale?

0:50:59 > 0:51:01Erm...Nike? Women's division?

0:51:01 > 0:51:03You heard they were shopping?

0:51:03 > 0:51:09- I got wind of it.- Oh. That's amazing. I heard no-one knew.- You knew. - I heard no-one else knew.

0:51:09 > 0:51:14- Look, it's OK if I know what you know. We're on the same team.- Yeah. - Besides,

0:51:14 > 0:51:19- I heard someone say once two heads are better than one.- Oh, you were listening.- More than you know.

0:51:19 > 0:51:26OK, here's what I heard. Nike is shopping, quietly, but if they make a change it's gonna happen fast.

0:51:26 > 0:51:30You know this is a tough one for us to get.

0:51:30 > 0:51:33It'd be a tough one for anybody to get but if we got it that's all we'd need.

0:51:33 > 0:51:35I hear you.

0:51:35 > 0:51:38So, what do they want, exactly?

0:51:38 > 0:51:41They wanna empower women.

0:51:42 > 0:51:47- What?- What? I'm sorry. - That won't work.- No, OK.

0:51:47 > 0:51:53- I'm sorry. I understand. Go on.- They wanna get inside women's heads and reach them on a very real level.

0:51:53 > 0:51:57Don't be insulted but yesterday you got jumpy talking about a lipstick.

0:51:57 > 0:52:02Nike is state-of-the-art hard-core woman power. Are you sure you wanna go after this one?

0:52:03 > 0:52:06If you get them here in two weeks, I'll be ready.

0:52:06 > 0:52:11- 'Huh! This guy's kind of exciting.' - Hey! Glad I caught you both. You got a minute?- BOTH: Sure.

0:52:11 > 0:52:14Look at these boards for US Air

0:52:14 > 0:52:19- before they come by this afternoon. - Right.- It's just like something's missing from it.

0:52:19 > 0:52:22'Mm. I don't like the graphics. It feels a bit parochial.

0:52:22 > 0:52:26- 'Maybe it should be in black and white.'- What do you think, Nick?

0:52:26 > 0:52:29Well, I don't know who you've had working on these, Dan, but...

0:52:29 > 0:52:35I don't know. It seems kind of... What's the word? ..parochial to me. What do you think?

0:52:35 > 0:52:38I totally agree, especially about the graphics.

0:52:38 > 0:52:41They're...parochial. It's so funny you just said that.

0:52:41 > 0:52:44Yeah? Hm. You know, why don't you get them

0:52:44 > 0:52:48to try it in black and white? It might punch it up a little.

0:52:48 > 0:52:51What? Did you say something?

0:52:52 > 0:52:56No. But I swear I was thinking the exact same thing.

0:52:56 > 0:52:58Were you?

0:52:59 > 0:53:02Black and white could really help. Good idea, Nick.

0:53:02 > 0:53:08- 'Good idea, Nick? Speak up! Quick, before he leaves.'- Dan?- Dan?- Yeah? - If you want me to take another look

0:53:08 > 0:53:12- at the boards once they have another stab at it, give me a buzz.- I will.

0:53:12 > 0:53:14- Er, Dan? - Yeah?

0:53:14 > 0:53:19If they find Nick's idea too retro, which they might - they may hear "elegant"

0:53:19 > 0:53:23and think it's old fashioned - ..I'd be ready with some... Maybe a dotcom thing?

0:53:23 > 0:53:27Maybe something about getting on line and being on line at the airport?

0:53:27 > 0:53:32- No, I think we're fine. Really, we're good. I like Nick's fix on this.- Great.

0:53:32 > 0:53:36- Hey, you wanna come by later? I got a box of new Cubans just came in. - Great!- Cool.

0:53:36 > 0:53:39You smoke cigars?

0:53:39 > 0:53:41No.

0:53:41 > 0:53:45- Your office is looking really snazzy. I love the red.- Thanks. - Me too.

0:53:45 > 0:53:51- Mr Marshall, your daughter's on line one.- Oh!- Oh.- I'm sorry, I'll only be...- Here you go.

0:53:51 > 0:53:55'There's a daughter? I didn't picture that. How old?'

0:53:55 > 0:54:00- She's 15. She's staying with me while her mom's away.- 'He's married?' - Away on her honeymoon.

0:54:00 > 0:54:03- Oh.- Alex, hi! Uh-huh? Sure, honey.

0:54:03 > 0:54:08"Honey"? Who are you trying to impress? I'm going out with my friends after school

0:54:08 > 0:54:13- then can I bring them back to your place or will you freak out again? - No problem. Whatever you want.

0:54:13 > 0:54:17- 'What time will you be home?' - I don't know. I gotta go.

0:54:17 > 0:54:19It's fine.

0:54:19 > 0:54:21I love you too. Bye, sweetie.

0:54:22 > 0:54:26- 'Total shocker. He's, like, a nice guy.'- Sorry. Duty calls.

0:54:26 > 0:54:28Of course.

0:54:28 > 0:54:34- She's 15?- Yeah. Yeah. Got a boyfriend that's 18.- And you hate that, right?- Oh, hate it.

0:54:34 > 0:54:38But she digs him and he's invited her to the prom and it's a big deal, I guess.

0:54:38 > 0:54:43- Going to the prom is mostly about the dress. You know that, right? - Is it?- Oh, yeah.

0:54:43 > 0:54:46Once you've got the dress handled, it's all downhill.

0:54:46 > 0:54:50'This feels like a date. Why did I go into all that? He needs to go.'

0:54:50 > 0:54:56- Well, I'm outta here. Do some research downtown, get inside women's heads.- If you need any help...

0:54:56 > 0:54:59- Oh, I'll be picking your brain. - You got it.- I'll take it.

0:55:00 > 0:55:02Oh, God!

0:55:02 > 0:55:05It's candy! She won't last a month.

0:55:05 > 0:55:11- I like that but it says you can't wear it if you have hips.- That one's cute.- But I can't wear low-cut.

0:55:11 > 0:55:14- KNOCK AT DOOR Alex?- It's open.

0:55:16 > 0:55:19'What? Say something.'

0:55:20 > 0:55:23Er, hi! I'm Alex's dad, Nick.

0:55:23 > 0:55:25- Hi. - Hi.

0:55:25 > 0:55:28- 'Deadbeat. - Mr No-food-in-the-house.

0:55:28 > 0:55:31- 'Forgot her birthday. - Why is he just standing there?'

0:55:31 > 0:55:37Oh, I just wanted to let you know that I was home and, er, that I've got a sort of a date later on tonight

0:55:37 > 0:55:42so I'm going out but I'll be home early. Why don't you order a pizza? There's not a scrap of food in.

0:55:42 > 0:55:49I wanted to know if you and I could go out on a date soon. I'd like to take you shopping for a prom dress.

0:55:49 > 0:55:52- 'That is so sweet!- I wish my dad would do something like that!

0:55:52 > 0:55:54'I love him!'

0:55:54 > 0:56:00I don't get it. You throw Cameron out. Now you wanna take me shopping so I can go to the prom with him?

0:56:00 > 0:56:04Well, I overreacted and I just wanna make up for it by taking you out shopping.

0:56:04 > 0:56:09It's a pretty important thing. They say it's all downhill after the dress.

0:56:09 > 0:56:11'He must be stoned. Fine.

0:56:11 > 0:56:15'I'll get the most expensive dress, shoes, make-up. He can afford it.'

0:56:15 > 0:56:18Ah...what the hell? Let's go crazy.

0:56:18 > 0:56:24- While we're at we'll get you new make-up, shoes, the works. What do you say?- Fine. Whatever.

0:56:24 > 0:56:26Whatever, meaning, yes, yes?

0:56:26 > 0:56:32- Yes.- Great! Well, erm, nice to have met you two. I hope to see you again soon.

0:56:32 > 0:56:35- Definitely.- Bye, Mr Marshall.- Bye. - Love the apartment.- Great view.

0:56:35 > 0:56:38Thank you. Oh, OK.

0:56:49 > 0:56:51I gotta tell you,

0:56:51 > 0:56:54I'm not usually like this on a first date.

0:56:54 > 0:56:58It's just, you've been so amazing all night and been so sensitive

0:56:58 > 0:57:01and so understanding and... Hey...

0:57:05 > 0:57:09- Wanna come up?- Oh, yeah. - 'I can't believe I asked him up. Am I ready for him to come up?

0:57:09 > 0:57:16'If I sleep with him he'll think I'm a slut and never call me again or call me all the time cos he'll think

0:57:16 > 0:57:22'he can get it whenever he wants. Oh, what's the difference? He's so great. He reminds me of my sister.'

0:57:22 > 0:57:24So, what do you think?

0:57:24 > 0:57:30I'll only come up if you really want me to. I don't want you to do anything you're not ready for.

0:57:30 > 0:57:32I can wait.

0:57:32 > 0:57:38Oh! My heart! My heart is beating so hard!

0:57:38 > 0:57:40'Who would have thought?

0:57:40 > 0:57:43'Slow starter then turns out to be a genius in bed!

0:57:43 > 0:57:48'Ladies and gentlemen, Nick Marshall is a sex god!'

0:57:48 > 0:57:51Oh, yeah.

0:57:51 > 0:57:54Mm.

0:57:54 > 0:57:56MUSIC: Mack The Knife by Bobby Darin

0:57:56 > 0:57:58# Oh, the shark, babe

0:57:58 > 0:58:01# Has such teeth, dear

0:58:01 > 0:58:04# And he shows them

0:58:04 > 0:58:05# Pearly white

0:58:07 > 0:58:09# Just a jackknife

0:58:09 > 0:58:11# Has old MacHeath, babe... #

0:58:11 > 0:58:13'Last night was so good.'

0:58:15 > 0:58:17# Out of sight

0:58:17 > 0:58:18# You know... #

0:58:18 > 0:58:22'I'd love to live in Paris. I could learn French.

0:58:22 > 0:58:25- 'Think, think. What do I think? - All I really wanna do is...'

0:58:25 > 0:58:27# Start to spread

0:58:29 > 0:58:34# Fancy gloves, oh, wears old MacHeath, babe

0:58:34 > 0:58:36# So there's never

0:58:36 > 0:58:38# Never a trace of red

0:58:39 > 0:58:42# Now on the sidewalk, uh-huh, uh-huh

0:58:42 > 0:58:44# Ooh, sunny morning, uh-huh

0:58:45 > 0:58:48# Lies a body

0:58:48 > 0:58:50# Just oozin' life

0:58:50 > 0:58:54# Eek! And someone's sneakin'

0:58:54 > 0:58:55# Round the corner... #

0:58:55 > 0:58:57'Living life.

0:58:57 > 0:59:00'Life - keep on living it.

0:59:00 > 0:59:02'Ooh, that's good.'

0:59:02 > 0:59:04# There's a tugboat, huh, huh

0:59:04 > 0:59:07# Down by the river, don't you know?

0:59:07 > 0:59:12# Where a cement bag's just a-droopin' on down... #

0:59:12 > 0:59:15'If I take this promotion...

0:59:15 > 0:59:18'And Jeff wants to get married. I'll be 44 and I wanted kids...'

0:59:18 > 0:59:24# Five'll get you ten old Macky's back in town... #

0:59:24 > 0:59:25Ha!

0:59:25 > 0:59:27# Said Jenny Diver

0:59:27 > 0:59:29# Whoa, Sukey Tawdry

0:59:29 > 0:59:32# Look out, Miss Lotte Lenya

0:59:32 > 0:59:35# And old Lucy Brown... #

0:59:35 > 0:59:37I know. Hold on one sec.

0:59:39 > 0:59:41# On the right, babe

0:59:41 > 0:59:47# Now that Macky's... #

0:59:48 > 0:59:50No, it's great!

0:59:51 > 0:59:53# Look out, old Macky is back. #

0:59:57 > 1:00:01I heard that in a beauty shop this morning. But seriously,

1:00:01 > 1:00:04Dee, that other thing we were talking about before?

1:00:05 > 1:00:10Come on. He can't just ignore you all night, stay glued to the TV like some zombie

1:00:10 > 1:00:15and then expect you to turn on like a light bulb. I mean, wouldn't put up with that.

1:00:15 > 1:00:19I mean, you're either interesting or you're not. Ask him to decide.

1:00:19 > 1:00:24Can I write that down? I'm either interesting or I'm not.

1:00:24 > 1:00:27OK, I did it. I told Haim I wasn't moving to Israel.

1:00:28 > 1:00:34- Yeah? Good? And?- I said what you said. He can be a writer anywhere.

1:00:34 > 1:00:38- If I'm going to be in advertising, I need to be here and not there. - And then he said?

1:00:38 > 1:00:43- I don't know. It was in Hebrew. But I don't think it was, "You got it. See you next Tuesday."- I don't know.

1:00:43 > 1:00:48- I'd wait it out. He'll call you. - 'I can't. I'd better call him back.'

1:00:48 > 1:00:50Be strong. He will call you.

1:00:51 > 1:00:55Well, girls, it's been nice chatting. I gotta get back to work.

1:00:55 > 1:01:00- Wait!- Don't you want some coffee? - Want me to make you a sandwich? - Oh, no, I'm cool.

1:01:00 > 1:01:02Really.

1:01:02 > 1:01:05Er, but thank you anyway. This was fun.

1:01:07 > 1:01:09ALL: Aw!

1:01:09 > 1:01:12'This is good.

1:01:12 > 1:01:15'More insightful than I would have thought.

1:01:16 > 1:01:22- 'This line doesn't feel exactly right.'- If you're thinking that that line isn't perfect, I agree.

1:01:22 > 1:01:25There's something not exactly right about it, isn't there?

1:01:25 > 1:01:29It's not bad. It's insightful, actually. It's just...

1:01:29 > 1:01:32- Well, what do you think this woman's thinking?- Er, well...

1:01:34 > 1:01:36Let's see.

1:01:36 > 1:01:41Er, she's thinking about what she wants out of life. What's she gonna accomplish?

1:01:41 > 1:01:45How's she gonna do all that? Women, you know, they think about that a lot.

1:01:45 > 1:01:48Surprisingly, a lot. They worry all the time about everything.

1:01:48 > 1:01:51You're so right. How do you know that?

1:01:51 > 1:01:54Well, you know, even I had a mother.

1:01:56 > 1:02:00Well, maybe running gives her time off from all of that.

1:02:00 > 1:02:04Maybe it gives her something she can't get any place else. Look at her.

1:02:04 > 1:02:06God! I wanna be her!

1:02:06 > 1:02:08She looks so free, doesn't she?

1:02:08 > 1:02:13No-one's judging her. No boss or guys to worry about, no games to figure her way through.

1:02:13 > 1:02:18- I like that. No games. That's good. - It'd be nice and light, wouldn't it?

1:02:19 > 1:02:23- OK, can I just think for one second? - Sure. Take your time.- OK.

1:02:24 > 1:02:26OK. 'No games.

1:02:26 > 1:02:30'How do I get that in? She's running. It's early.

1:02:30 > 1:02:33'It's quiet. Just the sound of her feet on the asphalt.

1:02:33 > 1:02:39'She likes to run alone. No pressure. No stress. This is the one place she can be herself.

1:02:40 > 1:02:46'Look any way she wants, dress any way she wants, think any way she wants. No game playing. No rules.

1:02:46 > 1:02:52'Games. Sports. Rules. Games. Sports. Rules. Playing by the rules. Playing games versus playing...

1:02:52 > 1:02:56'Playing by the rules. Playing games versus playing...'

1:02:56 > 1:02:59- Why are you nodding?- Because I think you're on to something.

1:02:59 > 1:03:03- Am I?- Aren't you?- Well, I was thinking about a play on words.

1:03:03 > 1:03:06Erm, something about games versus...

1:03:07 > 1:03:14- Then it goes on to something good. Er, playing games versus playing... - Sports?- Yes! Do you like any of it?

1:03:14 > 1:03:20- A lot! I like the idea that you can be yourself on the road.- I do too! Did I say that out loud?

1:03:20 > 1:03:26- N-no, I was j...- Cos I was circling around the exact same thing. Which is great that we're on the same...

1:03:26 > 1:03:30Sorry, I'm not thinking straight. My glands may be swollen.

1:03:30 > 1:03:35- Maybe they should be more swollen. You're doing great. Nike. No games. - Just sports.

1:03:35 > 1:03:38All right, we should write that down!

1:03:38 > 1:03:40All right.

1:03:40 > 1:03:43'Did he come up with that or did I?

1:03:44 > 1:03:46'All right, can I be...'

1:03:48 > 1:03:50What?

1:03:50 > 1:03:53Er...well, can I be honest with you?

1:03:53 > 1:03:56Please do.

1:03:56 > 1:03:59Before I came here I heard you were a tough chauvinistic...

1:03:59 > 1:04:04- I didn't know you were gonna be that honest.- I'm sorry.- No, that's OK. - Sorry.

1:04:04 > 1:04:10- You must have looked so forward to meeting me.- Dreaded it. I had a whole other person built up in my mind.

1:04:10 > 1:04:14Since we're sharing, I heard a few things about you too.

1:04:14 > 1:04:19- Oh, yes, I'm sure. I'm the man-eating Darth Vader of the ad world.- Verbatim.

1:04:19 > 1:04:23Really?! All right. Well, nice to meet ya.

1:04:23 > 1:04:25'That's not who I am at all.'

1:04:26 > 1:04:29Just for the record, I don't think that's who you are.

1:04:31 > 1:04:34Thank you. I appreciate that.

1:04:37 > 1:04:40See? No games equals embarrassing moment.

1:04:40 > 1:04:45- 'Don't fall for a guy at work. Don't fall for a guy at work. Don't fall for a guy at work.'- Why?

1:04:47 > 1:04:48Why what?

1:04:48 > 1:04:52W-why don't I just work on these storyboards and then bring them round to you tomorrow,

1:04:52 > 1:04:55- if you're free? - I'm free. Call me any time.

1:04:55 > 1:04:58'I'm flirting! What's wrong with me?'

1:05:45 > 1:05:49# I've got you

1:05:49 > 1:05:51# Under my skin

1:05:53 > 1:05:56# I've got you

1:05:56 > 1:06:00# Deep in the heart of me

1:06:00 > 1:06:02# So deep in my heart... #

1:06:02 > 1:06:05Are you laughing at me?

1:06:05 > 1:06:11- Yeah.- Oh, good. I didn't think anyone else was still here.- I didn't know anyone was still here.

1:06:11 > 1:06:14- What time is it? - It's after ten.

1:06:14 > 1:06:17I didn't realise it was so late. 'I feel so alone.'

1:06:17 > 1:06:20Erm, I didn't catch that. Sorry?

1:06:20 > 1:06:25I said I didn't realise how late it was. 'And I'm glad you're here. I'm stuck and I feel so alone.'

1:06:25 > 1:06:31- Want me to give you a hand? - No, thanks, I'm OK.- Yeah, I'm not buying. What's going on?

1:06:31 > 1:06:36I have an early meeting with Dan. I wanted to make it later in the week so I'd be more prepared

1:06:36 > 1:06:42but then I heard you slipped in and took the only time he had left which left me with 8.15 tomorrow morning.

1:06:42 > 1:06:46- It's fine. I'm just not as ready as I wish I was.- Sorry.

1:06:46 > 1:06:52Oh, listen. You didn't do it on purpose. I just don't want him to be disappointed.

1:06:52 > 1:06:56- Hey, why don't we go through some of these together?- Really?

1:06:56 > 1:06:59- I insist. Unless you're too tired or something.- No, no.

1:06:59 > 1:07:02- I'm not tired. - Yeah, well, hey, I can see that.

1:07:02 > 1:07:05Oh!

1:07:05 > 1:07:08It's just so far beyond tired at this point.

1:07:08 > 1:07:12- I've basically stopped sleeping ever since I took this job.- You have?

1:07:12 > 1:07:17- Yeah, it's weird. I, erm... 'How do I say this?'- You don't feel quite like yourself here, do you?

1:07:17 > 1:07:21No, I don't. Not yet, anyway.

1:07:22 > 1:07:24Boy.

1:07:24 > 1:07:27Plus I'm mad that I'm getting sick. I never get sick.

1:07:27 > 1:07:32- You don't have to sit so close to me if you don't want to.- No, come here. I'll brave it.

1:07:32 > 1:07:36- So, where do we kick off? Control-top pantyhose. What do you say?- OK.

1:07:36 > 1:07:39Personally, I think they do the trick.

1:07:39 > 1:07:42You've worn control-top pantyhose?

1:07:43 > 1:07:47- Did you put a pair in the pink box? - Seriously?- Oh, yeah.

1:07:48 > 1:07:51- You are full of surprises! - Yeah.

1:07:51 > 1:07:55No, no, I mean that as a compliment. I love that. And how did you look in them?

1:07:55 > 1:07:57Ooh, hot.

1:07:59 > 1:08:02My daughter and her boyfriend walked in and I'd got them on.

1:08:02 > 1:08:06And they said what when they saw you in pantyhose?

1:08:06 > 1:08:10I think it was the turquoise Wonderbra they noticed first.

1:08:10 > 1:08:13And, of course, the nail polish on fingers and toes...

1:08:17 > 1:08:21# But each time I do just the thought of you

1:08:21 > 1:08:24# Makes me stop just before I begin

1:08:24 > 1:08:28# Cos I've got you

1:08:28 > 1:08:30# Under my skin. #

1:08:33 > 1:08:38- The dress you picked out is totally hideous. I'm not coming out. - It can't be that bad. Come on out.

1:08:38 > 1:08:44- I look like a nun. And an ugly nun. - Why? Because it's grey? Grey is the new black.

1:08:44 > 1:08:47# Do you play with the girls, play with the boys?

1:08:47 > 1:08:48# Do you ever get lonely... #

1:08:48 > 1:08:52- If he says he likes it, I'll die. - OK. Next.

1:08:52 > 1:08:54This, I love.

1:08:56 > 1:08:59Thank you. Next.

1:08:59 > 1:09:03# What a girl wants, what a girl needs, yeah, come on

1:09:03 > 1:09:06# Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

1:09:06 > 1:09:08# Hey, yeah

1:09:08 > 1:09:13# I wanna thank you for giving me time to breathe

1:09:13 > 1:09:16# Like a rock you waited so patiently

1:09:16 > 1:09:18# While I got it together

1:09:18 > 1:09:22- # Oh, while I figured it out - # Yeah

1:09:22 > 1:09:26# I only looked but I never touched

1:09:26 > 1:09:29# Cos in my heart was a picture of us

1:09:29 > 1:09:32# Holding hands, making plans

1:09:32 > 1:09:34# And it's lucky for me you understand

1:09:34 > 1:09:38# What a girl wants, what a girl needs

1:09:38 > 1:09:41# Whatever makes me happy sets you free

1:09:41 > 1:09:45# And I'm thanking you for knowing exactly

1:09:45 > 1:09:48# What a girl wants, what a girl needs

1:09:48 > 1:09:51# Whatever keeps me in your arms

1:09:51 > 1:09:55# And I'm thanking you for giving it to me

1:09:55 > 1:10:00# What I want is what you got and what you got is what I want

1:10:01 > 1:10:05# There was a time I was blind I was so confused

1:10:05 > 1:10:07# Run away just to hide it all from you

1:10:07 > 1:10:11# It's for keeps, yeah, it's for sure

1:10:11 > 1:10:13# And you're ready and willing to give me more

1:10:13 > 1:10:15# Than what a girl wants

1:10:15 > 1:10:16# What a girl needs

1:10:16 > 1:10:20# Whatever makes me happy sets you free... #

1:10:20 > 1:10:24- I think this is the one. - I like that. No, I love that.

1:10:24 > 1:10:27'OK. This is it. Let me take a look.

1:10:28 > 1:10:31'Yes! I look older. This is great.

1:10:31 > 1:10:34'Oh, God. I need boobs.

1:10:34 > 1:10:40'I'll buy a padded bra later. Oh! I can't believe this is what I'll be wearing the last night I'm a virgin!

1:10:40 > 1:10:43'Or should I say, what I'll be taking off.'

1:10:43 > 1:10:44Argh!

1:10:44 > 1:10:46- Alex? - Mm?

1:10:46 > 1:10:50I wanna talk to you about something that's pretty important.

1:10:50 > 1:10:53I've never talked to you about this before.

1:10:53 > 1:10:57'Oh, God, he's actually gonna try to be a dad. This should be hilarious.'

1:10:57 > 1:11:02- I realise I haven't been the perfect dad.- 'Understatement of the century.' Pass the bread?

1:11:02 > 1:11:05Sure. But that does not mean I don't have the right

1:11:05 > 1:11:08to talk to you about...about...

1:11:09 > 1:11:13- HE CLEARS THROAT - About?- All right.

1:11:13 > 1:11:18You're a young woman now and you may be...flirting with the idea of... of...of...

1:11:18 > 1:11:22Having sex? Oh, can I get a lemonade, please?

1:11:23 > 1:11:26You know, boys and girls think very differently about sex

1:11:26 > 1:11:32and my hunch is that girls, they just want guys to like them and hang out with them whereas guys,

1:11:32 > 1:11:37and not all guys, all right, but most guys...they pretty much just wanna have sex.

1:11:37 > 1:11:39OK.

1:11:39 > 1:11:44What I'm trying to say here is... I don't want you to feel pressured just because

1:11:44 > 1:11:48- your boyfriend's older than you. - Please, save it. Mom had this talk with me

1:11:48 > 1:11:55when I was 11. I know you should have sex when you're in love and you want it special. I know everything.

1:11:55 > 1:12:00Mom knows me for real and knows my friends and Cameron so let's leave the parental talks up to her, OK?

1:12:00 > 1:12:03- 'Plus I promised Cameron I'd do it prom night.'- Jeez!

1:12:03 > 1:12:08And don't make me part of this Nick make-over or whatever this new thing is, OK?

1:12:08 > 1:12:13- What new thing?- This ridiculous new guy you're trying to be. Clowning around with me

1:12:13 > 1:12:17all of a sudden? Asking if we can make a salad together?

1:12:17 > 1:12:22And watch Friends together? I mean, it's nuts after 15 years of no relating.

1:12:22 > 1:12:26I mean, come on. Who are you to talk about relationships anyway?

1:12:26 > 1:12:29'You've never had a real relationship with anyone in your entire life.'

1:12:29 > 1:12:34Look, I'm supposed to meet my friends so I'm gonna go, OK?

1:12:35 > 1:12:38- Sure. - Thanks for the dress.

1:12:41 > 1:12:45- 'She didn't even finish her lunch. - Johnny-come-lately giving her advice?

1:12:45 > 1:12:49- 'I think the talk worked.- She's totally right.- Move on, dude. It's over.'

1:12:49 > 1:12:51Oh, please.

1:12:54 > 1:13:00Now you've seen how the cake is assembled, the next time you admire a wedding cake you'll be able

1:13:00 > 1:13:04- to appreciate its hidden architecture...- Wow. That looks so gorgeous.

1:13:06 > 1:13:08Fit, vibrant hair.

1:13:08 > 1:13:14- Ugh.- I always hated being overweight. I wanted to be thin and pretty and wear cute little clothes.

1:13:14 > 1:13:19It builds and my health deteriorated and I couldn't walk and I couldn't stand up

1:13:19 > 1:13:22at the park for ten minutes while my kids played.

1:13:22 > 1:13:28I tried sitting on the swings and the chains cut into my hips and it hurt and I couldn't run or move

1:13:28 > 1:13:31and I was tired and I wanted to be a good mom...

1:13:33 > 1:13:36What the hell's wrong with me? PHONE RINGS

1:13:39 > 1:13:41- Hello? - 'Oh, what am I doing?'

1:13:41 > 1:13:45- Darcy?- How did you know it was me? I didn't say anything.

1:13:46 > 1:13:52- I, er, just sensed it.- 'I'm such an idiot! I didn't think he'd be there.'- Excuse me?

1:13:52 > 1:13:54I didn't mean to really call you.

1:13:54 > 1:14:00I had your number here and I was thinking of you. Thinking of calling you.

1:14:01 > 1:14:05- Obviously I did call you. - Oh, no, that's all right. I, erm...

1:14:05 > 1:14:08I was thinking about you too.

1:14:16 > 1:14:19SOFT JAZZ MUSIC PLAYS

1:14:20 > 1:14:25# I could show the world how to smile... #

1:14:27 > 1:14:29Here's to another great idea.

1:14:29 > 1:14:34- You mean us meeting for a drink?- Yes, that's exactly what I wanted to say.

1:14:34 > 1:14:37Sometimes I think you're a bit of a mind-reader.

1:14:37 > 1:14:43- But I don't have to be a mind-reader with you cos you always say what you think.- I know. It's a curse.

1:14:43 > 1:14:50Are you kidding? It's an enormous relief. Do you know how rare that is, to actually say what you think?

1:14:50 > 1:14:55Do you know how rare that is for someone to actually like that about me? Trust me, this has not been

1:14:55 > 1:15:00a great thing in my life. My ex-husband didn't love me, just put it that way.

1:15:00 > 1:15:03He didn't love you?

1:15:03 > 1:15:05Did I just say that?

1:15:05 > 1:15:07Oh, God!

1:15:07 > 1:15:10Erm, no, just it. He didn't love it,

1:15:10 > 1:15:13when I spoke my mind.

1:15:14 > 1:15:18Actually, I'm not sure he ever did really love me.

1:15:18 > 1:15:21Yes! There's a conversation starter.

1:15:21 > 1:15:24God! A smart person would just get so very drunk now.

1:15:25 > 1:15:27How long were you married?

1:15:27 > 1:15:33A little less than a year. I've been divorced about nine months now. We worked together. You know that?

1:15:33 > 1:15:35Yeah, I knew that. I heard.

1:15:35 > 1:15:38What was that like?

1:15:38 > 1:15:41It was...great in the beginning.

1:15:41 > 1:15:44Then it changed. It became competitive.

1:15:44 > 1:15:47Suddenly the better I did the worse we did.

1:15:48 > 1:15:52The price I pay for being me. I know that now. No, truly.

1:15:52 > 1:15:55- Well... - No, no, it's true.

1:15:57 > 1:16:00- Do you wanna know all this about me? - Keep going.

1:16:03 > 1:16:07Well, that's why I needed to get out there on my own, scary as it was.

1:16:08 > 1:16:11I mean, not scary but, erm...

1:16:12 > 1:16:16- Well, yeah. I was kinda scared. - Why?

1:16:16 > 1:16:22I don't know. I guess I wasn't sure I could do the job. I mean, I thought I could but I'm finding

1:16:22 > 1:16:26Sloane Curtis a much tougher place to navigate than I thought.

1:16:27 > 1:16:33- I'm sorry. This is insensitive of me.- No!- I know you were up for my job. I'm sorry that I'm the one

1:16:33 > 1:16:36- that got it. - I'm not. I'm not. I'm not!

1:16:36 > 1:16:40- I've learned a lot from you. - Like what?

1:16:40 > 1:16:45- For starters, you really love what you do.- You really love what you do. - Not as much as you do.

1:16:45 > 1:16:50- It just comes out, like...- How can you say that? You're so great at it. You're so great at it!

1:16:50 > 1:16:56I think Dan's wondering why he hired me. Really. I think the bloom is definitely off the rose.

1:16:58 > 1:17:01- You wanna hear something really great?- Yeah.

1:17:01 > 1:17:07I just closed escrow on my first apartment, ever. Finally I own my own place.

1:17:09 > 1:17:13- What? Now I wish I was a mind-reader.- No.

1:17:13 > 1:17:16I was just thinking...

1:17:18 > 1:17:21..how men like me can get so screwed up.

1:17:23 > 1:17:25I don't think there are men like you.

1:17:26 > 1:17:29If we kissed would it ruin everything?

1:17:32 > 1:17:34Listen to me.

1:17:35 > 1:17:37I think...

1:17:37 > 1:17:40you're one of the great women. I really do.

1:17:49 > 1:17:51I'm sorry.

1:17:52 > 1:17:55I just meant to say thank you.

1:17:55 > 1:17:57I'm so sorry.

1:18:02 > 1:18:09# There's nothing I couldn't do

1:18:10 > 1:18:16# If I had

1:18:16 > 1:18:21# You! #

1:18:28 > 1:18:31- Well, I, er, I guess I'll see ya. - Hm.

1:18:33 > 1:18:35In three and a half hours.

1:18:37 > 1:18:42Nick, may I just say...you are an exceptionally great kisser.

1:18:44 > 1:18:46No, I mean really, really great.

1:18:46 > 1:18:50Well, I haven't had this much fun making out since the f...

1:18:52 > 1:18:55I've never had this much fun making out.

1:18:55 > 1:18:58Me neither.

1:18:58 > 1:19:02Let's not let this get weird at work. We have nothing to be embarrassed about.

1:19:02 > 1:19:04We made out.

1:19:04 > 1:19:07You and I made out.

1:19:08 > 1:19:12- But if I may, it was... - Sexy as hell.

1:19:13 > 1:19:18- God, that's just what I was about to say.- But I think I said it first. I think.

1:19:18 > 1:19:21- No, you did. - Oh.

1:19:22 > 1:19:24- Erm, well, all right, then. - Mm.

1:19:31 > 1:19:34'Oh, I'm a grown woman. Just say it.

1:19:34 > 1:19:37'Do you want to come back to my place?

1:19:37 > 1:19:41- 'Say it. Do you want to come...' - Goodnight, Darcy.

1:19:41 > 1:19:44Goodnight.

1:19:59 > 1:20:02Goodnight.

1:20:13 > 1:20:16What am I doing?

1:20:27 > 1:20:29Lola.

1:20:31 > 1:20:34'OK. Here he comes.

1:20:34 > 1:20:36'OK.'

1:20:36 > 1:20:38Lola?

1:20:38 > 1:20:42- I know why I haven't heard from you. - Lola, how long have you been out here?

1:20:42 > 1:20:48Erm, just a few, erm...hours. Nick, you said that you wouldn't hurt me and then you slept with me

1:20:48 > 1:20:53and then you didn't call me for six days so that, in the world of me, that's torture.

1:20:53 > 1:20:59I mean, we have this totally unbelievable life-altering sex and then you just disappear.

1:20:59 > 1:21:02I mean, you stopped drinking coffee.

1:21:02 > 1:21:04Lola, I'm so sorry.

1:21:04 > 1:21:09It's OK. It's OK because I've figured out your little secret.

1:21:09 > 1:21:14- You did?- It's so obvious. How else would you know the things that you know?

1:21:14 > 1:21:17- It wasn't so obvious to anybody else. - Nick, come on.

1:21:17 > 1:21:22You're so sensitive, you're so aware of my feelings, you're so tuned in, you...

1:21:23 > 1:21:27You talk to me like a woman, you think like a woman. Nick! Come on!

1:21:27 > 1:21:29Admit it! You're totally and completely gay!

1:21:29 > 1:21:32I am?

1:21:32 > 1:21:36You're not? Oh! I mean, if you're not you gotta tell me. You gotta tell me

1:21:36 > 1:21:41because based on the other night, just put me out of my misery. Are you or aren't you?

1:21:41 > 1:21:45'Say you're gay. Then I'm not nuts, not undesirable, not rejected by another guy.

1:21:45 > 1:21:49- 'Just say it. Say you're gay. Admit it!'- OK!

1:21:56 > 1:21:58I'm gay.

1:22:00 > 1:22:02How gay?

1:22:02 > 1:22:05Oh, I'm as gay as it gets.

1:22:08 > 1:22:11You're gonna make some guy

1:22:11 > 1:22:15- very happy some day. - Oh! From your lips.

1:22:16 > 1:22:18God, I hate that I'm crying.

1:22:18 > 1:22:20Well, look, I...

1:22:21 > 1:22:27- If things should ever change in that department...- You'll be the first to know.- You promise?

1:22:27 > 1:22:30Oh, yeah, I promise. Come here.

1:22:45 > 1:22:47Oh, you liar.

1:22:50 > 1:22:53- It was very nice to meeting you, Nick.- And you.

1:22:53 > 1:22:57- Thanks for peep talk, yes?- You two just take care of each other.

1:22:57 > 1:23:01- And thanks for the yarmulke.- No problem. You wear it well, yes?

1:23:01 > 1:23:03Happy trails, kids.

1:23:03 > 1:23:05Darcy!

1:23:07 > 1:23:11- I need to talk to you. - 'Uh-oh. Look at him.

1:23:11 > 1:23:13'I knew it. He is weird about it.'

1:23:13 > 1:23:17This is not about last night. It's about the Nike meeting

1:23:17 > 1:23:21and I honestly believe in my gut that you should make the pitch to them.

1:23:21 > 1:23:27- I guilted you into this last night, didn't I?- No, I just think it would be better if you did it.- No, no, no.

1:23:27 > 1:23:31This is your baby. You gotta do it. I gotta go meet and greet these folks.

1:23:31 > 1:23:34- It's not my baby. - Yes, it is.

1:23:39 > 1:23:43'I predict no-one will even know I'm gone until the files start to build.

1:23:43 > 1:23:45'It could be days.

1:23:45 > 1:23:51'And then someone will finally ask, "Where's the geek in the glasses who carries all the files?"'

1:23:56 > 1:24:02- Do either of you two know the story on Erin?- The Miss Lonely Hearts? - Yeah.- Who knows?

1:24:02 > 1:24:06I know. She's been here two years. She tried to be a copywriter but got turned down

1:24:06 > 1:24:10- so she got stuck as a messenger. - What fool turned her down? - You did, sire.

1:24:12 > 1:24:18- Well...did I ever meet with her, at least?- I don't think so. As I recall you told me to blow her off.

1:24:18 > 1:24:22Well, I wanna meet with her now. She's got something. She's kinda funny.

1:24:22 > 1:24:28It's your lucky day, pal. I just saw the Nike group get off the elevator - all women, your speciality.

1:24:28 > 1:24:33- I hate what I'm doing to Darcy. I'll write her a letter and confess. - You're doing Darcy?

1:24:33 > 1:24:39- No, I said I hate what I'm doing TO Darcy. Men are stupider. It's true. - Will you stop it?- They are!- They?

1:24:39 > 1:24:42- Are you officially a woman now? - I wish. A woman wouldn't have screwed

1:24:42 > 1:24:45over the woman she loved. They don't think that way.

1:24:45 > 1:24:48- Are you ready?- Yeah.- OK.- Thanks.

1:24:51 > 1:24:54You don't stand in front of a mirror before a run

1:24:54 > 1:24:57and wonder what the road will think of your outfit.

1:24:57 > 1:25:02You don't have to listen to its jokes and pretend they're funny in order to run on it. It would not be

1:25:02 > 1:25:05easier to run if you dressed sexier.

1:25:05 > 1:25:10The road doesn't notice if you're not wearing lipstick. It does not care how old you are.

1:25:10 > 1:25:14You do not feel uncomfortable because you make more money than a road.

1:25:14 > 1:25:18And you can call on the road whenever you feel like it

1:25:18 > 1:25:23whether it's been a day or even a couple of hours since your last date.

1:25:25 > 1:25:27The only thing the road cares about

1:25:27 > 1:25:30is that you pay it a visit once in a while.

1:25:30 > 1:25:32Nike.

1:25:32 > 1:25:35No games. Just sports.

1:25:37 > 1:25:38SHE MIMES

1:25:38 > 1:25:41- 'He nailed it. - They hit a home run.

1:25:41 > 1:25:44'Where do we sign?'

1:25:45 > 1:25:49# So deep in my heart

1:25:49 > 1:25:54# That you're really a part of me

1:25:54 > 1:25:56# I've got you

1:25:56 > 1:26:00# Under my skin

1:26:01 > 1:26:06- SINGS:- # I tried so not to give in

1:26:08 > 1:26:14# I said to myself, this affair never will go so well

1:26:15 > 1:26:18# But why should I try to resist

1:26:18 > 1:26:22# When, baby, I know so well?

1:26:22 > 1:26:25# I've got you

1:26:25 > 1:26:29# Under my skin. #

1:26:29 > 1:26:32Why are you not the happiest guy in Chicago? You just did so great.

1:26:32 > 1:26:35No, no, I didn't do so great.

1:26:35 > 1:26:39We did so... No, actually... you did so great.

1:26:39 > 1:26:42- You. - You. Me. We did great!

1:26:43 > 1:26:49- Will you come with me? I wanna show you something.- No, I have something I need to finish.- Please?

1:26:51 > 1:26:52Please.

1:27:01 > 1:27:03SHE LAUGHS

1:27:03 > 1:27:06OK. There you go.

1:27:08 > 1:27:12- Follow me.- All right. Shall I close my eyes or anything?- No.

1:27:13 > 1:27:16So you see those top two floors right there?

1:27:16 > 1:27:18I do.

1:27:19 > 1:27:21All mine.

1:27:21 > 1:27:23- Wow! - I know.

1:27:23 > 1:27:25Come here.

1:27:28 > 1:27:31So, this is my...

1:27:44 > 1:27:46..living room.

1:27:46 > 1:27:48It's beautiful.

1:28:15 > 1:28:17What are you thinking?

1:28:18 > 1:28:21You've got that look you have sometimes.

1:28:21 > 1:28:26Yeah? No, I was just wondering when you get to move in.

1:28:26 > 1:28:28Well, they said two weeks, so...

1:28:28 > 1:28:31OK. This is the dining room.

1:28:34 > 1:28:36- The fireplace works.- Wow!

1:28:36 > 1:28:42- Come here.- I can see elegant parties in here. Waiters with caviar. You in a beautiful gown.

1:28:42 > 1:28:46- You can see all that?- Well, maybe you're naked and I'm the only guest

1:28:46 > 1:28:49- but it'd still be elegant. - OK, so, this is upstairs.

1:28:49 > 1:28:52This is the second bedroom or future office or whatever.

1:28:54 > 1:28:56And this...

1:28:56 > 1:28:58is my boudoir.

1:28:58 > 1:29:00MUSIC: Night And Day by The Temptations

1:29:00 > 1:29:03Your boudoir comes with pretty decent music.

1:29:03 > 1:29:06It does. Where's that coming from?

1:29:06 > 1:29:11# No matter, darling, where you are

1:29:11 > 1:29:14# I think of you... #

1:29:15 > 1:29:18Let's turn up the volume.

1:29:21 > 1:29:23# Day and night... #

1:29:23 > 1:29:26So, where's your bed going?

1:29:26 > 1:29:28Er...

1:29:28 > 1:29:30right here.

1:29:32 > 1:29:34# That this longing for you

1:29:34 > 1:29:39# Follows wherever I go

1:29:42 > 1:29:46# In the roaring traffic's boom

1:29:46 > 1:29:48# In the silence... #

1:29:48 > 1:29:51So if you had a bed,

1:29:51 > 1:29:53we'd be dancing on it.

1:29:56 > 1:29:59# Night and day

1:30:02 > 1:30:04# Night and day... #

1:30:04 > 1:30:06I like it here.

1:30:06 > 1:30:09I like it here too.

1:30:09 > 1:30:11No.

1:30:11 > 1:30:13I mean, I like it here.

1:30:14 > 1:30:16Ohh.

1:30:16 > 1:30:19# Burning inside of me

1:30:23 > 1:30:27# And its torment won't be through

1:30:27 > 1:30:34# Till you let me spend my life making love to you

1:30:34 > 1:30:36# Day and night

1:30:38 > 1:30:44# Night and day. #

1:30:44 > 1:30:46THUNDER RUMBLES

1:30:47 > 1:30:51Believe me, we're as excited as you are.

1:30:51 > 1:30:54- Dan?- Yeah? - I gotta talk to you.- OK. Bye.

1:30:54 > 1:30:58That was Nike. They're gonna announce to the trades that we won the account.

1:30:58 > 1:31:02I gotta hand it to you. You saved my ass. You saved the company's ass.

1:31:02 > 1:31:08I had very little to do with saving anybody's ass. It's Darcy you should thank. I wanna talk to you about her.

1:31:08 > 1:31:13Please! I was there yesterday. She didn't speak. I'm big enough to admit when I screw up.

1:31:13 > 1:31:17I looked at the marketplace and I panicked. Nick, forgive me.

1:31:17 > 1:31:21- I want you to step in here. - No, Dan, you were right to hire her.

1:31:21 > 1:31:27- She's the best creative director I've ever seen.- This isn't about how... I mean, I know she's adorable but...

1:31:27 > 1:31:33- Oh, yeah, she is.- But this isn't about that, is it?- No! No! No, I'm not like that. No. No, please.

1:31:33 > 1:31:36I've been doing a lot of listening lately

1:31:36 > 1:31:39and I've decided I need to take a leave of absence.

1:31:39 > 1:31:43- I need to get away from here and get some perspective on things. - Are you nuts?

1:31:43 > 1:31:47This is the biggest account this company has ever landed.

1:31:47 > 1:31:51- You mean to have nobody running the shop?- Darcy's here!

1:31:51 > 1:31:56For somebody who listens a lot, you don't hear so well. I had a meeting with her today. We had a talk.

1:31:56 > 1:32:02- Oh, Dan. You didn't... Tell me you didn't fire her.- She didn't even put up a fight.

1:32:02 > 1:32:08- Oh...- Hey, she's gone, pal.- No. It's not too late. Call her. Say you need her back, you made a mistake.

1:32:08 > 1:32:14- Calm down. I can't do that.- Why? - Because I talked to the board. I told them I don't need her any more.

1:32:14 > 1:32:17- Oh.- They offered her a settlement and she took it. And besides,

1:32:17 > 1:32:22Nike says they want you. I gotta deliver. Come out for a second. Let me tell you something.

1:32:22 > 1:32:25My job is to deliver you.

1:32:25 > 1:32:30Nike bought an idea. It wasn't even mine. Every good idea that they loved yesterday came from her.

1:32:30 > 1:32:35If you don't get Darcy back pronto the board will be paying you your settlement.

1:32:35 > 1:32:38This is all about saving your ass, right? Save it.

1:32:43 > 1:32:45All right.

1:32:46 > 1:32:51- Annie, get hold of Darcy's home address and phone number as quick as possible.- Yeah, sure.

1:32:51 > 1:32:55- Where's the girl who carries the files?- I don't think she's in today.

1:33:00 > 1:33:04- Did she call in sick?- Don't think so. She just didn't show up.

1:33:04 > 1:33:08- God, where does she live? Does anyone know where Erin lives?- Who's Erin?

1:33:08 > 1:33:12'Someone will finally ask, "Where's the geek in the glasses who carries the files?"'

1:33:22 > 1:33:24PHONE RINGS

1:33:24 > 1:33:30Hey! Did you get hold of Darcy? No? Well, then, keep trying. When you do get hold of her tell her to stay put.

1:33:30 > 1:33:34I'm coming right over. I just have to make a little stop on the way.

1:33:34 > 1:33:36THUNDER CLAPS

1:33:56 > 1:33:59Do you know where this is?

1:34:10 > 1:34:12Down the alley?

1:34:14 > 1:34:16- Just...down the alley. - I know.

1:34:19 > 1:34:21Thanks.

1:35:28 > 1:35:30Come on, Erin. Be there. Please.

1:35:30 > 1:35:32CAT MIAOWS

1:35:37 > 1:35:39Erin?

1:35:44 > 1:35:46Hello?

1:36:20 > 1:36:22Oh, no!

1:36:22 > 1:36:24No.

1:36:24 > 1:36:28"Dear, Mom. I'm ready to sleep." Ohhh.

1:36:30 > 1:36:33- Whoa! - Oh!

1:36:35 > 1:36:38Mr Marshall! Mr Marshall?!

1:36:38 > 1:36:43Yes, it's me. I'm sorry. I really did not mean to scare you.

1:36:43 > 1:36:49OK, I just...wanted to come and see how you are. How are you?

1:36:49 > 1:36:53If it's cos I didn't show up today, I'm sorry. I was about to call.

1:36:53 > 1:36:57No. No, I'm not here cos you didn't show up for work. I'm here...

1:36:57 > 1:37:01Well, I bet you're wondering why I am here, huh?

1:37:01 > 1:37:04As a matter of fact, I was just thinking that.

1:37:04 > 1:37:08I was thinking, why is Mr Marshall here in my bedroom?

1:37:08 > 1:37:11You were...thinking that just now?

1:37:11 > 1:37:14Yeah, in my head.

1:37:14 > 1:37:17Some water. My ears are...

1:37:17 > 1:37:19I... You know.

1:37:19 > 1:37:22You're not thinking anything now, are you?

1:37:22 > 1:37:25I'm thinking a million things.

1:37:25 > 1:37:29Really?! Because, you know, usually I can...

1:37:30 > 1:37:32I can, er...

1:37:32 > 1:37:36You are thinking something right this minute?

1:37:36 > 1:37:40Mr Marshall, I am thinking that you are crazier than I am.

1:37:45 > 1:37:47Nothing.

1:37:47 > 1:37:49I think...

1:37:51 > 1:37:54It's gone.

1:37:56 > 1:37:58I'm back.

1:37:58 > 1:38:01I'm back.

1:38:01 > 1:38:05- Mr Marshall?- Yeah?

1:38:05 > 1:38:10I'm sorry. Is there something I could maybe do for you?

1:38:12 > 1:38:14No.

1:38:14 > 1:38:17No.

1:38:17 > 1:38:20Actually, I came here to do something for you.

1:38:20 > 1:38:23For me?

1:38:23 > 1:38:26Yeah.

1:38:26 > 1:38:28See, the truth is...

1:38:28 > 1:38:31The truth...

1:38:32 > 1:38:34The truth is...

1:38:34 > 1:38:39I'm glad I got here before you did anything to hurt yourself.

1:38:43 > 1:38:49What makes you think that I would, er, do something to hurt myself?

1:38:49 > 1:38:51I just sensed it.

1:38:51 > 1:38:54Really?

1:38:56 > 1:38:58You could sense that?

1:39:04 > 1:39:06That's not... That's not good.

1:39:10 > 1:39:14The real reason I'm here is, er, because...

1:39:14 > 1:39:17Here's the thing. The real reason I'm here is because,

1:39:17 > 1:39:20as you know, we have the Nike account and we have a job opening.

1:39:20 > 1:39:26And Darcy McGuire and I, we were just discussing who could be great enough to fill that void,

1:39:26 > 1:39:31and your name popped into my head. You applied for a job as a copywriter.

1:39:31 > 1:39:35I thought I'd see if you were still interested.

1:39:35 > 1:39:38- Didn't you try and meet with me a while back?- Yeah, I tried.

1:39:38 > 1:39:41But you were unavailable and then out of town.

1:39:41 > 1:39:46Well, now I'm available and as you can plainly see, I'm in town.

1:39:46 > 1:39:50So, I'm here to take that meeting. If you're available.

1:39:53 > 1:39:55I'm available.

1:39:55 > 1:39:58I'm unbelievably available.

1:40:09 > 1:40:11Come on, Darcy.

1:40:18 > 1:40:21PHONE RINGS

1:40:26 > 1:40:32'Hi, this is Darcy McGuire. Please leave a message. I'll get back to you as soon as I can.'

1:40:32 > 1:40:34BEEPING

1:40:34 > 1:40:38Darcy? Hi, Darcy, it's Nick. I'm standing right outside your place.

1:40:38 > 1:40:43I wish I could find you, get a hold of you. Are you all right? I hope so.

1:40:43 > 1:40:46I really need to talk to ya.

1:40:46 > 1:40:48Er...

1:40:48 > 1:40:50Just making sure you're not there.

1:40:50 > 1:40:53You're not, right? No, I didn't think so.

1:40:53 > 1:40:57All right. Call me, please. Please. Bye.

1:41:20 > 1:41:22MOBILE RINGS

1:41:22 > 1:41:24- Darcy? - 'No, it's me.'

1:41:24 > 1:41:29Gigi! Erm, is everything all right? Are you back in town already?

1:41:29 > 1:41:33No, not till tomorrow. Alex called me three times really upset

1:41:33 > 1:41:37and then we got disconnected. What's wrong, isn't she at the prom?

1:41:37 > 1:41:39The prom.

1:41:45 > 1:41:47MUSIC PLAYS

1:42:01 > 1:42:06Excuse me. Do you know where Alex Marshall is, tenth grader, brown hair, this high?

1:42:06 > 1:42:10Yeah, I saw her in the ladies' room. She's been there for an hour.

1:42:13 > 1:42:15Alex?

1:42:15 > 1:42:18Are you in here? CRYING

1:42:20 > 1:42:22Alex, it's me.

1:42:22 > 1:42:25What are you doing here?

1:42:25 > 1:42:31Honey, I just... I can't believe I screwed up. I wasn't there when you left for the prom.

1:42:31 > 1:42:35Yeah, well, it's not why I'm in here, so you can just go, OK?

1:42:35 > 1:42:41Oh, boy, I feel awful. Are you OK? I mean, I just... Come on out, let me see how you look at least. Come on.

1:42:41 > 1:42:43I look like crap.

1:42:43 > 1:42:46I already took my hair out and everything.

1:42:51 > 1:42:53So, what happened?

1:42:53 > 1:42:57If I told you, you'd freak out so...

1:42:57 > 1:43:00What have you got to lose? Try me.

1:43:00 > 1:43:03OK.

1:43:04 > 1:43:09Cameron and his friends, they had this...big plan

1:43:09 > 1:43:13and they rented this hotel room and...

1:43:13 > 1:43:15it was like a suite.

1:43:15 > 1:43:20And...basically I promised him that I was gonna...

1:43:21 > 1:43:25I can't believe I'm gonna say this to you.

1:43:25 > 1:43:28I promised him that I was gonna...

1:43:28 > 1:43:30sleep with him after the prom.

1:43:33 > 1:43:37Like an hour ago, we were on the dance floor and I said,

1:43:37 > 1:43:41"I'm sorry, Cameron. You know, I'm just not ready."

1:43:41 > 1:43:43Good. Good, girl.

1:43:43 > 1:43:45- Dad, come on! - I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Go on.

1:43:45 > 1:43:47And then...

1:43:47 > 1:43:51SHE MUMBLES TEARFULLY

1:43:51 > 1:43:54"Listen, I'm sorry, I'm just not..." Then he cuts me off.

1:43:54 > 1:43:57And he says...

1:43:57 > 1:44:02"I never should have asked a stupid sophomore to the prom. What a waste."

1:44:02 > 1:44:06And like two seconds later,

1:44:06 > 1:44:12he goes and meets up with his old girlfriend and starts making out with her.

1:44:12 > 1:44:14This girl with a tongue ring.

1:44:14 > 1:44:18They were laughing and...

1:44:18 > 1:44:21- I just can't go out there, ever. - I'm so proud of you.

1:44:21 > 1:44:25- Dad, what are you doing?! - Sorry. I'm sorry.

1:44:25 > 1:44:30But I am. And believe it or not, I know what it's like to be a woman.

1:44:30 > 1:44:34And it's not as easy as it looks.

1:44:34 > 1:44:38You stood up for yourself. You're ahead of the game.

1:44:38 > 1:44:41Anyway, a guy that treats you like that, he's not...

1:44:41 > 1:44:45- Worth my time. Yes, I know. - It's true, he's not.

1:44:45 > 1:44:48And he's a total game player. I hate that.

1:44:49 > 1:44:52You are so much smarter than me.

1:44:59 > 1:45:02And look at you.

1:45:02 > 1:45:07That clown made out with a girl with a tongue ring over you?

1:45:09 > 1:45:14Honey, you look beautiful.

1:45:16 > 1:45:18Thanks.

1:45:24 > 1:45:27Take me home, Dad.

1:46:18 > 1:46:21What am I doing? She's not in the refrigerator.

1:46:36 > 1:46:39I wonder if it's too late to go over there?

1:46:39 > 1:46:43No, of course it's not too late. It's never too late to do the right thing.

1:46:43 > 1:46:47That's what I'll do, I'll go over there and I'll do the right thing.

1:46:52 > 1:46:54BUZZER

1:46:57 > 1:46:59Hello?

1:46:59 > 1:47:03Er, hi. It's me. I'm glad I found you.

1:47:03 > 1:47:05Er...

1:47:05 > 1:47:07Can I come up?

1:47:08 > 1:47:10Darcy?

1:47:10 > 1:47:12I need to... BUZZER

1:47:14 > 1:47:19Hey. You need to what? It's one o'clock in the morning.

1:47:19 > 1:47:23- I need to talk to you. - OK.

1:47:23 > 1:47:26Thanks.

1:47:29 > 1:47:32So, you sleep here now?

1:47:32 > 1:47:37- I thought I might as well give it a try before I have to sell the place. - You're not selling the place?!

1:47:37 > 1:47:40I have to. I don't have a job.

1:47:40 > 1:47:44You ought to try returning some of your calls. You got your job back.

1:47:44 > 1:47:50- Do I? A real riot, you know that? - It's true. Dan told me so himself.

1:47:50 > 1:47:56Why would he tell you? I didn't do the job. I don't blame him for firing me.

1:47:56 > 1:48:01Look, I'm, er... Come on in, I don't have any chairs but if you wanna...

1:48:01 > 1:48:05What if I told you that you did everything you were hired to do?

1:48:05 > 1:48:09Everything. But that someone was sabotageing you.

1:48:09 > 1:48:13Picking your brain and swiping your ideas and...

1:48:13 > 1:48:17Why, you... you never even knew what hit you.

1:48:17 > 1:48:21- How was that possible? - Oh, trust me, it's possible.

1:48:21 > 1:48:23Who would do such an awful thing?

1:48:25 > 1:48:28I would.

1:48:30 > 1:48:33I was a dope with the corner office

1:48:33 > 1:48:38and when you came with the job I was supposed to have...

1:48:38 > 1:48:41I mean, it didn't matter to me that...

1:48:41 > 1:48:45you were better at it than me or you earned it more than I did.

1:48:45 > 1:48:50As far as I was concerned it was mine and I was gonna do anything I could to get it back.

1:48:50 > 1:48:54And so I took advantage of you in the worst possible way.

1:48:56 > 1:48:59Have you ever done that,

1:48:59 > 1:49:02taken the wrong road? No, of course you haven't.

1:49:02 > 1:49:04You wouldn't do that.

1:49:04 > 1:49:07Somebody like me does that.

1:49:07 > 1:49:09And, er...

1:49:09 > 1:49:14The problem with that was that while I was digging a hole into you...

1:49:16 > 1:49:19..I found out all about you.

1:49:19 > 1:49:23And the more I found out, the more you dazzled me.

1:49:25 > 1:49:28I mean, shook my world,

1:49:28 > 1:49:30changed my life, dazzled me.

1:49:30 > 1:49:34Guys like that ex-husband of yours, he made you feel that

1:49:34 > 1:49:39the price you pay just for being you,

1:49:39 > 1:49:41is that you don't get to have love.

1:49:41 > 1:49:47Isn't that what you were trying to say, that you weren't complete, that you weren't a winner like that?

1:49:48 > 1:49:54Everything about you, how smart you are, how good you are,

1:49:54 > 1:49:58everything makes me want you even more.

1:50:03 > 1:50:09Boy, it sort of looks like I'm here at one in the morning, being all heroic, trying to rescue you, but...

1:50:09 > 1:50:12the truth is,

1:50:12 > 1:50:16I'm the one that needs to be rescued here.

1:50:23 > 1:50:24I wish I could read your mind.

1:50:31 > 1:50:34I was thinking that, erm,

1:50:34 > 1:50:38that if everything you're saying is true...

1:50:39 > 1:50:42..I really have my job back...

1:50:46 > 1:50:49..then I think you're fired.

1:50:54 > 1:50:56I never really thought about it from that angle.

1:50:59 > 1:51:03Well, not that I don't deserve it, I do.

1:51:03 > 1:51:06I'm stuttering.

1:51:18 > 1:51:23Now I feel kind of embarrassed that I told you I needed to be rescued.

1:51:25 > 1:51:28That's fine.

1:51:40 > 1:51:43That's it?

1:51:46 > 1:51:49I don't want that to be it.

1:51:49 > 1:51:52I don't want that to be it at all.

1:51:52 > 1:51:56Then don't let a little thing like me firing you stand in your way.

1:52:00 > 1:52:03I didn't know what to react to first.

1:52:03 > 1:52:08Hey, newsflash, I took the wrong road.

1:52:10 > 1:52:13What kind of knight in shining armour would I be

1:52:13 > 1:52:18if the man I love needs rescuing and I just let him walk out my door?

1:52:25 > 1:52:27My hero.

1:52:46 > 1:52:49MUSIC: Night and Day by The Temptations