0:00:27 > 0:00:29CARTOON MUSIC
0:00:43 > 0:00:45GURGLES
0:00:45 > 0:00:48Mommy's going to the beauty parlour.
0:00:48 > 0:00:50I'm leaving you Roger.
0:00:50 > 0:00:52He'll take very good care of you.
0:00:52 > 0:00:55If he doesn't, he's going
0:00:55 > 0:00:58back to the science lab!
0:00:56 > 0:00:58P-P-P-Please.
0:00:58 > 0:01:01Don't worry. Whatever you say.
0:01:01 > 0:01:03Yes, ma'am. Aye-aye, sir.
0:01:03 > 0:01:06I'll take care of him like he was my brother.
0:01:06 > 0:01:08Or my sister. Ow!
0:01:08 > 0:01:12Or my brother's sister. Or second cousin's...
0:01:12 > 0:01:14Cookie.
0:01:14 > 0:01:18My ninth cousin nine times removed from outside.
0:01:18 > 0:01:20Urgh!
0:01:24 > 0:01:26Cookie.
0:01:30 > 0:01:34Or my 17th cousin who is 156 times removed from any side.
0:01:34 > 0:01:36SMASH!
0:01:40 > 0:01:42Argh!
0:01:45 > 0:01:48I'll save you, Baby!
0:01:49 > 0:01:51Cookie.
0:01:51 > 0:01:54Don't burn yourself, Baby Herman.
0:01:54 > 0:01:56Woah!
0:01:56 > 0:01:59Waaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!
0:01:59 > 0:02:01Woah!
0:02:01 > 0:02:03Wooooaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!
0:02:03 > 0:02:04CLUNK!
0:02:04 > 0:02:06Who turned out the lights?
0:02:06 > 0:02:08It's dark in here!
0:02:08 > 0:02:11What happened? I'll find you, Baby!
0:02:12 > 0:02:14Cookie.
0:02:16 > 0:02:18Ah!
0:02:18 > 0:02:21Oh!
0:02:21 > 0:02:22Boogooboo.
0:02:22 > 0:02:24I'm on fire!
0:02:24 > 0:02:26Ooh! Ooh! Ow!
0:02:26 > 0:02:28Waaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!
0:02:28 > 0:02:30Aaaaarrrrrrgghhhhhhh!
0:02:30 > 0:02:32Waaaaaahhhhhhhh!
0:02:32 > 0:02:34Aaaarrrrggghhh!
0:02:45 > 0:02:47CLANG! CLANG! CLANG!
0:02:54 > 0:02:56GLUG, GLUG, GLUG, GLUG
0:02:56 > 0:02:58Cookie.
0:02:58 > 0:02:59WHISTLE
0:02:59 > 0:03:00Yah!
0:03:03 > 0:03:05Cookie.
0:03:09 > 0:03:12I'm here, Baby!
0:03:24 > 0:03:27Aaaaarrrrrggggggghhhhhh!
0:03:28 > 0:03:30Mmm! Mmmm! Mmmmmmm!
0:03:30 > 0:03:33Mmmmmmmmmmmm! Mmmmmmmmmmmmm!
0:03:33 > 0:03:35Cookie.
0:03:36 > 0:03:40Aaaaaaarrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhhhhh!
0:03:40 > 0:03:43Bl-l-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl!
0:03:48 > 0:03:50BEEP!
0:03:50 > 0:03:52Cookie. Ahh.
0:03:55 > 0:03:57TWEETING
0:03:57 > 0:03:59Cut!
0:03:59 > 0:04:01That's the shot!
0:04:01 > 0:04:03Cut! Cut! Cut!
0:04:03 > 0:04:05- ROUGH VOICE: - What was wrong?!
0:04:05 > 0:04:09Nothing with you, Baby Herman. You were perfect.
0:04:09 > 0:04:11Roger blew his lines.
0:04:11 > 0:04:13Roger, what's this?
0:04:13 > 0:04:17A tweeting bird.
0:04:15 > 0:04:17Roger, read the script!
0:04:17 > 0:04:22It says "Rabbit gets clunked. Rabbit sees stars." Not birds! Stars!
0:04:22 > 0:04:24Lose the playback!
0:04:24 > 0:04:26You're killing me!
0:04:26 > 0:04:30For crying out loud! How many times do we have to do it?!
0:04:30 > 0:04:33Raoul, I'm going to take a nap!
0:04:33 > 0:04:35Excuse me, toots.
0:04:35 > 0:04:37My stomach can't take this.
0:04:37 > 0:04:39Clean this set up!
0:04:39 > 0:04:42Get him out! Lose the lights!
0:04:42 > 0:04:45Say lunch. That's lunch. We're on a half.
0:04:45 > 0:04:49I can give you stars! Drop the refrigerator on me!
0:04:49 > 0:04:51I dropped it on you 23 times!
0:04:51 > 0:04:54I can take it. Don't worry!
0:04:54 > 0:04:57I'm worried about the refrigerator.
0:04:57 > 0:04:59I can give you stars.
0:04:59 > 0:05:02Look! Look! Look!
0:05:08 > 0:05:10Toons!
0:05:18 > 0:05:19Mr Maroon,
0:05:19 > 0:05:21Mr Valiant's here.
0:05:21 > 0:05:23He'll be right with you.
0:05:32 > 0:05:34No! No! No!
0:05:34 > 0:05:38Hit him with the boulder after he gets up!
0:05:39 > 0:05:43How much do you know about show business, Mr Valiant?
0:05:43 > 0:05:47There's no business like it. No business I know.
0:05:47 > 0:05:52It's expensive. I'm 25 grand over on the new Baby Herman cartoon.
0:05:52 > 0:05:55The rabbit can't concentrate. You know why?
0:05:55 > 0:05:58Refrigerators dropped on his head?
0:05:58 > 0:06:02He's a toon. You can drop anything on him.
0:06:02 > 0:06:06But break his heart, he goes to pieces. Read that.
0:06:08 > 0:06:11"Seen cooing over a calamari
0:06:11 > 0:06:16"with a sugar daddy was Jessica Rabbit, wife of cartoon star Roger."
0:06:16 > 0:06:20What's it to do with me?
0:06:17 > 0:06:20You're the private detective.
0:06:20 > 0:06:25I don't have time.
0:06:21 > 0:06:25His wife's poison, but he thinks she's Betty Crocker.
0:06:25 > 0:06:30I want you to follow her. Get some nice juicy pictures
0:06:30 > 0:06:33I can wise the rabbit up with.
0:06:31 > 0:06:33I don't work Toontown.
0:06:33 > 0:06:36Why? Every Joe loves Toontown.
0:06:36 > 0:06:38Get Joe to do the job. I ain't.
0:06:38 > 0:06:43Whoa! You don't wanna go to Toontown, you don't have to.
0:06:43 > 0:06:46Nobody said you had to go to Toontown.
0:06:46 > 0:06:48Have a seat.
0:06:48 > 0:06:52The rabbit's wife sings at the Ink and Paint Club.
0:06:52 > 0:06:55Toon revue. Strictly humans only, OK?
0:06:55 > 0:06:58So what do you think,
0:06:58 > 0:06:59Valiant?
0:07:00 > 0:07:02Well?
0:07:07 > 0:07:10It'll cost you 100 bucks.
0:07:10 > 0:07:12100 bucks?! That's ridiculous!
0:07:12 > 0:07:14So's the job!
0:07:14 > 0:07:17All right. You got your 100 bucks.
0:07:17 > 0:07:19Have a drink, Eddie.
0:07:19 > 0:07:21I don't mind if I do.
0:07:21 > 0:07:22< Careful!
0:07:22 > 0:07:24< You're gonna drop it!
0:07:24 > 0:07:27< I'm not gonna drop it!
0:07:27 > 0:07:29Oh, no!
0:07:29 > 0:07:31THEY PLAY "Stars And Stripes Forever"
0:07:43 > 0:07:46Kinda jumpy, aren't you, Valiant?
0:07:46 > 0:07:49It's just Dumbo.
0:07:47 > 0:07:49I know who it is.
0:07:49 > 0:07:54I got him on loan from Disney, and half the cast of Fantasia.
0:07:55 > 0:07:57The best part is
0:07:57 > 0:08:00they work for peanuts.
0:08:06 > 0:08:08Well, I don't work for peanuts.
0:08:08 > 0:08:10Where's the other 50?
0:08:10 > 0:08:14Let's call the other 50 a carrot to finish the job.
0:08:14 > 0:08:18You been hanging around rabbits too long.
0:08:24 > 0:08:26Hmph!
0:08:35 > 0:08:37CROAK!
0:08:38 > 0:08:40MUSIC: "THE SORCERER'S APPRENTICE"
0:08:45 > 0:08:47Oh! Oh! Oh!
0:08:50 > 0:08:53Oh, excuse me.
0:08:57 > 0:08:59MOOING
0:09:32 > 0:09:33What am I, a bank?
0:09:42 > 0:09:44Wait for me!
0:09:44 > 0:09:46Guys, wait up!
0:09:46 > 0:09:48Hurry up!
0:09:48 > 0:09:54Ain't you got a car?
0:09:49 > 0:09:54LA's got the best public transport system in the world.
0:10:16 > 0:10:18See you later!
0:10:18 > 0:10:21Thanks for the cigarettes.
0:10:30 > 0:10:33Hi, Harry.
0:10:31 > 0:10:33Eddie, how's it going?
0:10:33 > 0:10:36What you got for me?
0:10:34 > 0:10:36The usual bills.
0:10:50 > 0:10:52Hi, Harry. You OK?
0:11:01 > 0:11:03What's with Earl?
0:11:07 > 0:11:09Laid off?
0:11:09 > 0:11:13A company called Cloverleaf bought the Red Car.
0:11:13 > 0:11:15They bought the Red Car?
0:11:15 > 0:11:19Put him on two weeks' notice. Cutbacks, they said.
0:11:22 > 0:11:24Oh, well, Earl.
0:11:24 > 0:11:27Here's to the pencil pushers.
0:11:27 > 0:11:29May they all get lead poisoning.
0:11:32 > 0:11:36Tomorrow's Friday. You know what happens on Friday?
0:11:36 > 0:11:39Fish special?
0:11:39 > 0:11:41My boss checks the books.
0:11:41 > 0:11:43I need the money I gave you or I'll
0:11:43 > 0:11:47lose my job.
0:11:44 > 0:11:47Don't bust a button, Dolores.
0:11:48 > 0:11:50Fifty bucks?
0:11:50 > 0:11:52Where's the rest?
0:11:52 > 0:11:55It's only a snoop job away.
0:11:55 > 0:11:57Have you got a camera?
0:11:57 > 0:12:00Mine's in the shop.
0:11:58 > 0:12:00The pawn shop, by any chance?
0:12:00 > 0:12:02Come on, Dolores.
0:12:02 > 0:12:04To get the 50, I need a camera.
0:12:07 > 0:12:09Any film in there?
0:12:10 > 0:12:12Should be.
0:12:12 > 0:12:16It's the film from our trip to Catalina.
0:12:16 > 0:12:18Sure was a long time ago.
0:12:18 > 0:12:22It was a long time ago. We should do it again sometime.
0:12:22 > 0:12:24Yeah, sure, Eddie.
0:12:28 > 0:12:32Is that paper even good?
0:12:30 > 0:12:32Check the scrawl.
0:12:32 > 0:12:35"RK Maroon." As in Maroon Cartoons?
0:12:35 > 0:12:37Maroon Cartoons?
0:12:37 > 0:12:42Hey! So who's your client, Mr Detective to the Stars?
0:12:42 > 0:12:44Chilly Willy?
0:12:44 > 0:12:46Or Screwy Squirrel?
0:12:46 > 0:12:49What do you want to drink?
0:12:47 > 0:12:49A beer, doll.
0:12:49 > 0:12:53What happened? Somebody kidnap Dinky Doodle?
0:12:53 > 0:12:55Cut it out, Angelo.
0:12:55 > 0:13:01I know. You're working for Little Bo Peep - gonna find her sheep.
0:13:01 > 0:13:03LAUGHS
0:13:06 > 0:13:08Get this straight, meatball.
0:13:08 > 0:13:11I don't work for toons!
0:13:17 > 0:13:19What's his problem?
0:13:21 > 0:13:23A toon killed his brother.
0:13:23 > 0:13:24Huh?
0:13:26 > 0:13:28Dropped a piano on his head.
0:13:39 > 0:13:41Got the password?
0:13:41 > 0:13:43Walt sent me.
0:13:57 > 0:13:59Nice monkey suit.
0:13:59 > 0:14:01Wise ass!
0:14:29 > 0:14:31Look at that!
0:14:31 > 0:14:33DAFFY PLAYS WRONG NOTES
0:14:33 > 0:14:34Cut it out!
0:14:34 > 0:14:38Does anybody understand what he's saying?
0:14:42 > 0:14:44He loves the music.
0:14:46 > 0:14:48I've worked with a lot
0:14:48 > 0:14:52of wise quackers but you are dethpicable!
0:14:52 > 0:14:54Doggone stubborn nitwit.
0:14:54 > 0:14:58Thith ith the latht time I work with thomeone
0:14:58 > 0:15:00with a thpeech impediment.
0:15:02 > 0:15:04Thith meanth war!
0:15:14 > 0:15:17You think that's funny?
0:15:16 > 0:15:17It's a panic.
0:15:17 > 0:15:20I'll stick that pen up your nose.
0:15:20 > 0:15:24Calm down. The stain's gone. It's disappearing ink.
0:15:24 > 0:15:28No hard feelings? Look. I'm...
0:15:26 > 0:15:28I know who you are.
0:15:28 > 0:15:31Mervin Acme, you own Toontown. The gag king.
0:15:31 > 0:15:35"If it's Acme, it's a gasser." Put it there.
0:15:35 > 0:15:36BUZZ!
0:15:36 > 0:15:38The hand buzzer.
0:15:38 > 0:15:40Still our biggest seller.
0:15:46 > 0:15:48Scotch on the rocks.
0:15:48 > 0:15:50And I mean ice!
0:15:51 > 0:15:53DAFFY QUACKS >
0:15:56 > 0:15:58This is hot stuff!
0:16:22 > 0:16:24Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo!
0:16:34 > 0:16:39Those ducks are funny. They never get to finish the act.
0:16:39 > 0:16:41Great(!)
0:16:41 > 0:16:43Thanks.
0:16:45 > 0:16:47Toons.
0:16:47 > 0:16:49< Cigars, cigarettes?
0:16:49 > 0:16:51Eddie Valiant.
0:16:51 > 0:16:52Betty?
0:16:52 > 0:16:55Long time, no see.
0:16:55 > 0:17:00Why are you here?
0:16:56 > 0:17:00Work's been slow since cartoons went to colour.
0:17:00 > 0:17:03But I still got it. # Boop boop de-boop, boop! #
0:17:03 > 0:17:05Yeah, you still got it.
0:17:05 > 0:17:07CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:17:07 > 0:17:09WHISTLING
0:17:13 > 0:17:18What's with him?
0:17:14 > 0:17:18He never misses Jessica's performance.
0:17:18 > 0:17:20Got a thing for rabbits, huh?
0:17:28 > 0:17:33# You had plenty money
0:17:33 > 0:17:36# In 1922
0:17:36 > 0:17:38# You let
0:17:38 > 0:17:41# Other women make
0:17:41 > 0:17:43# A fool of you
0:17:43 > 0:17:46# Why don't you do right
0:17:48 > 0:17:54# Like some other men do?
0:17:59 > 0:18:02# Get out of here... #
0:18:02 > 0:18:05She's married to Roger Rabbit?
0:18:05 > 0:18:07Yeah.
0:18:07 > 0:18:10What a lucky girl.
0:18:12 > 0:18:15# Now if you had prepared
0:18:15 > 0:18:19# Twenty years ago
0:18:19 > 0:18:23# You wouldn't be wandering now
0:18:23 > 0:18:25# From door to door
0:18:25 > 0:18:30# Why don't you do right
0:18:30 > 0:18:38# Like some other men do?
0:18:41 > 0:18:44# Get out of here
0:18:44 > 0:18:50# Get me some money, too
0:18:55 > 0:18:58# Get out of here
0:18:58 > 0:19:04# Get me some money, too
0:19:07 > 0:19:13# Why don't you do right
0:19:13 > 0:19:18# Like some other men
0:19:20 > 0:19:25# Do-o-o-o-o-o. #
0:19:32 > 0:19:34APPLAUSE
0:19:51 > 0:19:53Who is it?
0:19:53 > 0:19:58Jessica, dear, have no fear. Your Marvin is here.
0:19:59 > 0:20:01You murdered them tonight.
0:20:01 > 0:20:03I really mean it.
0:20:03 > 0:20:05You were superb.
0:20:05 > 0:20:10You absolutely, truly and honestly fashmoyled that audience.
0:20:10 > 0:20:13You killed them. You slayed them.
0:20:13 > 0:20:15GROWLS
0:20:18 > 0:20:20What are you doing, chump?
0:20:20 > 0:20:22Don't call me a chump, chimp.
0:20:22 > 0:20:24GROWLS
0:20:27 > 0:20:28Argh!
0:20:29 > 0:20:34Don't let me catch your peeping face around here again.
0:20:36 > 0:20:38Oooga-booga!
0:20:55 > 0:20:57Come over here, Jessica.
0:20:57 > 0:21:02I've got everything arranged. Right here, on the bed.
0:21:02 > 0:21:06Oh, not tonight, Marvin. I have a headache.
0:21:06 > 0:21:08Jessica, you promised.
0:21:08 > 0:21:10All right.
0:21:10 > 0:21:13But this time, take off that hand buzzer.
0:21:16 > 0:21:18- Pattycake.- Ohhh!
0:21:18 > 0:21:20- Pattycake.- Oh!
0:21:20 > 0:21:22- Pattycake.- Oohhhh!
0:21:22 > 0:21:25- Pattycake. Pattycake.- Ohh! Ohh!
0:21:25 > 0:21:27Pattycake!
0:21:27 > 0:21:29Ohhh!
0:21:29 > 0:21:31Pattycake! Pattycake!
0:21:31 > 0:21:33You gotta be kidding me.
0:21:33 > 0:21:36- HE CRIES - Pattycake! Pattycake!
0:21:36 > 0:21:39I don't believe it.
0:21:40 > 0:21:44Pattycake. Pattycake.
0:21:45 > 0:21:50Is that true?
0:21:46 > 0:21:50You're not the first man whose wife played pattycake.
0:21:56 > 0:22:00I just don't believe it. I won't believe it.
0:22:00 > 0:22:03I can't believe it. I shan't believe it.
0:22:03 > 0:22:05Believe it, kid.
0:22:05 > 0:22:09I took the pictures. She played pattycake.
0:22:09 > 0:22:12Not my Jessica! Not pattycake!
0:22:12 > 0:22:14This is impossible.
0:22:14 > 0:22:16It's impossible. It can't be.
0:22:16 > 0:22:18Jessica's my wife.
0:22:18 > 0:22:20It's absolutely impossible!
0:22:20 > 0:22:26She's the light of my life, apple of my eye, cream in my coffee.
0:22:26 > 0:22:29Drink it black. Acme's got the cream.
0:22:29 > 0:22:31He's been my friend for 30 years.
0:22:31 > 0:22:35Who would've thought he was a sugar daddy?
0:22:35 > 0:22:37Somebody made her do it.
0:22:37 > 0:22:40Drink this, son. You'll feel better.
0:22:48 > 0:22:50Yike! Yargh!
0:22:50 > 0:22:52Bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl!
0:22:56 > 0:22:58Wah!
0:22:58 > 0:23:00WHISTLE
0:23:10 > 0:23:13Thanks. I needed that.
0:23:16 > 0:23:19Son of a bitch.
0:23:19 > 0:23:21Look, Mr Maroon...
0:23:22 > 0:23:24..I think my work is finished.
0:23:24 > 0:23:27How about that carrot you owe me?
0:23:27 > 0:23:29A deal's a deal.
0:23:29 > 0:23:31Thanks.
0:23:31 > 0:23:33Roger,
0:23:33 > 0:23:37I know all this seems pretty painful now,
0:23:37 > 0:23:39but you'll find someone new.
0:23:39 > 0:23:41Won't he, Mr Valiant?
0:23:41 > 0:23:46Good-looking guy like that. Dames'll be breaking his door down.
0:23:46 > 0:23:50Dames? Jessica's the only one for me!
0:23:50 > 0:23:54We'll rise above this peccadillo. We'll be happy again.
0:23:54 > 0:23:56Capital H-A-P-P-I!
0:24:03 > 0:24:05At least he took it well.
0:24:08 > 0:24:11HE SOBS
0:24:14 > 0:24:17Oh, Jessica.
0:24:17 > 0:24:19Please tell me it's not true.
0:24:24 > 0:24:26P-P-P-P-Please.
0:26:25 > 0:26:27FOOTSTEPS
0:26:41 > 0:26:43Lieutenant Santino.
0:26:44 > 0:26:46Where'd you come from?
0:26:46 > 0:26:51Eddie, if you needed money so bad, why didn't you come to me?
0:26:51 > 0:26:54I took a few dirty pictures. So kill me.
0:26:54 > 0:26:57I already got a stiff on my hands, thanks.
0:26:57 > 0:26:59Marvin Acme.
0:26:59 > 0:27:02The rabbit cacked him last night.
0:27:02 > 0:27:04What?
0:27:11 > 0:27:13LAUGHTER
0:27:13 > 0:27:15Now what?
0:27:15 > 0:27:19I haven't been this close to Toontown for a while.
0:27:22 > 0:27:24Argh!
0:27:24 > 0:27:27Oof! Ow! My biscuits are burning.
0:27:27 > 0:27:29Fire in the hatch!
0:27:29 > 0:27:31Great horny toads, that smarts!
0:27:33 > 0:27:35Ahhh!
0:27:36 > 0:27:39Come on, Eddie. Let's get this over with.
0:27:43 > 0:27:45He's with me.
0:27:54 > 0:27:57Just like a toon to drop a safe on a guy's head.
0:27:57 > 0:27:59Sorry, Eddie.
0:27:59 > 0:28:02You'd better wait here, all right?
0:28:14 > 0:28:17Chisold, get a load of this.
0:28:17 > 0:28:19You seen one of these?
0:28:22 > 0:28:24THEY LAUGH
0:28:24 > 0:28:26Guys?
0:28:36 > 0:28:39Didn't you used to be Eddie Valiant?
0:28:39 > 0:28:43Or did you change your name to Jack Daniels?
0:28:43 > 0:28:45LAUGHS
0:28:49 > 0:28:53What's that?
0:28:50 > 0:28:53Paint from the rabbit's glove.
0:28:53 > 0:28:55Mr Valiant?
0:28:58 > 0:29:01I hope you're proud of yourself,
0:29:01 > 0:29:03and those pictures you took.
0:29:12 > 0:29:14Grab those loafers!
0:29:14 > 0:29:16SQUEAKING
0:29:33 > 0:29:35Ow!
0:29:42 > 0:29:46Is this man removing evidence from the crime scene?
0:29:46 > 0:29:50Judge Doom, Valiant was picking it up for you.
0:29:50 > 0:29:52Weren't you, Eddie?
0:29:52 > 0:29:54Hand it over.
0:29:54 > 0:29:56BUZZ!
0:29:56 > 0:29:59His number one seller.
0:30:00 > 0:30:04Working for a toon has rubbed off on you.
0:30:04 > 0:30:07I was working for RK Maroon, not a toon.
0:30:07 > 0:30:13He said the rabbit became agitated when you showed him the pictures.
0:30:13 > 0:30:19The rabbit said somehow he and his wife would be happy. Is that true?
0:30:19 > 0:30:21Do I look like a stenographer?
0:30:21 > 0:30:24Shut up, Eddie. He's a judge.
0:30:24 > 0:30:29That's OK. From the smell of him, I'd say it was the booze talking.
0:30:29 > 0:30:32The rabbit won't get far.
0:30:32 > 0:30:34My men will find him.
0:30:34 > 0:30:36SIREN WAILS
0:30:39 > 0:30:44Weasels?
0:30:40 > 0:30:44I find they have a special gift for the work.
0:30:44 > 0:30:46All right, you mugs. Fall out.
0:30:46 > 0:30:50Did you find the rabbit?
0:30:48 > 0:30:50Don't worry, Judge.
0:30:50 > 0:30:53We got deformants all over the city.
0:30:53 > 0:30:55We'll find him.
0:30:55 > 0:30:59Do you know where the rabbit is, Mr Valiant?
0:30:59 > 0:31:01Have you tried Walla Walla?
0:31:01 > 0:31:05Cucamonga? Kokomo's very nice this time of year.
0:31:05 > 0:31:08I'm surprised you won't cooperate.
0:31:08 > 0:31:14A toon murdered a human. Don't you appreciate the magnitude of that?
0:31:15 > 0:31:17SQUEAKS
0:31:17 > 0:31:21Since Toontown's been under my jurisdiction,
0:31:21 > 0:31:24my goal has been to rein in the insanity.
0:31:24 > 0:31:28The only way to do that is to make toons respect the law.
0:31:30 > 0:31:32SQUEAKS
0:31:41 > 0:31:44How did that gargoyle get to be a judge?
0:31:44 > 0:31:49Spread simoleons around Toontown. Bought the election.
0:31:49 > 0:31:50What's that?
0:31:51 > 0:31:55Remember how we thought you couldn't kill a toon?
0:31:55 > 0:31:59Doom found a way. Turpentine, acetone,
0:31:59 > 0:32:03benzene. He calls it The Dip.
0:32:00 > 0:32:03I'll catch the rabbit, Mr Valiant.
0:32:03 > 0:32:06Then I'll try him, convict him
0:32:06 > 0:32:08and execute him.
0:32:09 > 0:32:11SQUEAKING
0:32:17 > 0:32:19Geez!
0:32:19 > 0:32:21WEASELS LAUGH
0:32:24 > 0:32:28- WEASEL: - That's one dead shoe, eh, boss?
0:32:28 > 0:32:31They're not kid gloves, Mr Valiant.
0:32:31 > 0:32:35This is how we handle things in Toontown.
0:32:35 > 0:32:38You, of all people, should appreciate that.
0:32:55 > 0:32:57Hey! Hey!
0:32:57 > 0:32:58Wait!
0:33:00 > 0:33:03I want him to quit, but he won't listen.
0:33:03 > 0:33:07What do you know? You got the IQ of a rattle.
0:33:07 > 0:33:09You Valiant?
0:33:09 > 0:33:11It's about the Acme murder.
0:33:11 > 0:33:14Doll, run downstairs and get me a racing form.
0:33:14 > 0:33:16Oh!
0:33:16 > 0:33:20OK. I'm going.
0:33:18 > 0:33:20A lady's man, huh?
0:33:20 > 0:33:23I got a 50-year-old lust and a three-year-old dinkie.
0:33:23 > 0:33:27Must be tough.
0:33:24 > 0:33:27The rabbit didn't kill Acme.
0:33:27 > 0:33:30He's no murderer. I know.
0:33:30 > 0:33:34He's a dear friend. It stinks like yesterday's diapers.
0:33:34 > 0:33:36Look. The papers said Acme
0:33:36 > 0:33:41left no will. Succotash. Every toon knows Acme had a will -
0:33:41 > 0:33:43leaving Toontown to us toons.
0:33:43 > 0:33:47That is why he got bumped off.
0:33:45 > 0:33:47Has anybody seen the will?
0:33:47 > 0:33:50No, but he gave us his solemn oath.
0:33:50 > 0:33:55If you believe that joker could be solemn, the gag's on you.
0:33:55 > 0:33:58I figured since you got my pal in trouble,
0:33:58 > 0:34:00you'd help get him out.
0:34:00 > 0:34:02I can pay you.
0:34:02 > 0:34:06Save your money for a pair of elevator shoes!
0:34:06 > 0:34:07Valiant!
0:34:07 > 0:34:09My stogie!
0:34:10 > 0:34:12Waaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!
0:34:12 > 0:34:14Waah!
0:34:14 > 0:34:16Waaaaaahhhhhh!
0:34:16 > 0:34:18Waaahhh!
0:34:23 > 0:34:27It ain't my fault the rabbit got himself in trouble.
0:34:30 > 0:34:33All I did was take a couple of lousy pictures.
0:34:53 > 0:34:55Baby was right.
0:35:05 > 0:35:07The hell with it.
0:35:33 > 0:35:35Argh!
0:35:35 > 0:35:36Argh!
0:35:36 > 0:35:43How did you get in here?
0:35:37 > 0:35:43Through the mail slot. I waited inside, cos I'm wanted for murder.
0:35:43 > 0:35:47No kidding. I could get a rap for aiding and abetting.
0:35:47 > 0:35:51Does anyone know you're here?
0:35:49 > 0:35:51Nobody. Not a soul. Except...
0:35:51 > 0:35:53Who?
0:35:53 > 0:35:57I asked the newsboy where your office was.
0:35:57 > 0:36:02He didn't know. I asked the fireman, the butcher, the baker.
0:36:02 > 0:36:04The liquor store guy knew.
0:36:04 > 0:36:08The whole town knows you're here.
0:36:06 > 0:36:08Take it easy, will you?
0:36:08 > 0:36:11Don't throw me out. You're making a mistake.
0:36:11 > 0:36:13I didn't kill anybody.
0:36:13 > 0:36:17It's a set-up. A scam. A frame-job. Eddie,
0:36:17 > 0:36:21I could never hurt anybody. My purpose
0:36:21 > 0:36:23..in life...
0:36:23 > 0:36:26..is to make people...
0:36:26 > 0:36:28..laugh.
0:36:29 > 0:36:31OK. Sure, I admit it.
0:36:31 > 0:36:35I got steamed when you showed me those pictures.
0:36:35 > 0:36:38I rushed over to the Ink and Paint Club
0:36:38 > 0:36:42but she wasn't there, so I wrote her a love letter.
0:36:42 > 0:36:44Wait a minute.
0:36:44 > 0:36:48In a fit of jealousy, you wrote your wife a love letter?
0:36:48 > 0:36:53Yes. She was just an innocent victim of circumstance.
0:36:53 > 0:36:57Was it the lipstick on the mirror routine?
0:36:55 > 0:36:57Lipstick, yes. Mirror, no.
0:36:57 > 0:37:00I found a nice clean piece of paper.
0:37:00 > 0:37:05"Dear Jessica, how do I love thee? Let me count the ways."
0:37:05 > 0:37:061, 1,000.
0:37:06 > 0:37:072, 1,000.
0:37:07 > 0:37:083, 1,000...
0:37:08 > 0:37:12Why didn't you leave it there?
0:37:10 > 0:37:12Obviously,
0:37:12 > 0:37:15a poem of this power and sensitivity
0:37:15 > 0:37:17must be read in person.
0:37:17 > 0:37:19So I went home to wait for her.
0:37:19 > 0:37:24But the weasels were waiting for me, so...so, I ran.
0:37:24 > 0:37:27Why come to me? I took the pictures of your wife.
0:37:27 > 0:37:31You're also the guy who helped all these toons.
0:37:31 > 0:37:35If a toon's in trouble, there's one place to go.
0:37:35 > 0:37:37Valiant and Valiant.
0:37:37 > 0:37:39Not any more.
0:37:39 > 0:37:40Get out of that chair!
0:37:44 > 0:37:46That's my brother's.
0:37:45 > 0:37:46Where is he?
0:37:46 > 0:37:50He looks like a sensitive and sober fellow.
0:37:50 > 0:37:55That's it. I'm calling the cops.
0:37:53 > 0:37:55Go ahead. Call the cops.
0:37:55 > 0:37:58I come here for help and you turn me in.
0:37:58 > 0:38:01No, no. Don't feel guilty about me.
0:38:01 > 0:38:02So long and
0:38:02 > 0:38:04thanks for nothing.
0:38:05 > 0:38:07That's the closet,
0:38:07 > 0:38:09stupe!
0:38:20 > 0:38:22Eddie Valiant,
0:38:22 > 0:38:25you're under arrest. Bl-bl-bl!
0:38:25 > 0:38:27Get out of there!
0:38:27 > 0:38:30Idiot! I got no keys for these cuffs!
0:38:31 > 0:38:33SIREN WAILS
0:38:38 > 0:38:42Come on! Get the lead out. Move it, would ya?
0:38:43 > 0:38:48Yargh! It's the Toon Patrol!
0:38:51 > 0:38:53Hide me, Eddie! P-P-Please!
0:38:55 > 0:38:59Remember, you never saw me.
0:38:56 > 0:38:59Get out of there!
0:38:59 > 0:39:01Don't let 'em find me.
0:39:01 > 0:39:04Come on, Eddie. You're my only hope.
0:39:04 > 0:39:05KNOCKS
0:39:05 > 0:39:09Open up in the name of the law.
0:39:07 > 0:39:09Eddie, you know there's
0:39:09 > 0:39:11no justice for toons any more.
0:39:11 > 0:39:14If the weasels get their hands on me,
0:39:14 > 0:39:16I'm as good as dipped.
0:39:16 > 0:39:18Don't make us play rough. >
0:39:18 > 0:39:21We just want the rabbit.
0:39:21 > 0:39:23What are we gonna do, Eddie?
0:39:23 > 0:39:25What are we gonna do?
0:39:25 > 0:39:28What's all this "we" stuff? They want you.
0:39:28 > 0:39:30MACHINE-GUN SHOTS
0:39:39 > 0:39:42Looks like they gave us the slip, boss.
0:39:42 > 0:39:45Nah. Valiant's stashed him somewhere.
0:39:46 > 0:39:48Hold it right there!
0:39:50 > 0:39:52Hello, boys.
0:39:52 > 0:39:54I didn't hear you come in.
0:39:55 > 0:39:57OK, wise guy,
0:39:57 > 0:40:00where's the rabbit?
0:39:58 > 0:40:00Haven't seen him.
0:40:00 > 0:40:02- SNIFFS: - What's in there?
0:40:02 > 0:40:04My lingerie.
0:40:04 > 0:40:06I see, Valiant.
0:40:10 > 0:40:12Search the place,
0:40:12 > 0:40:16boys. Leave no stone unturned.
0:40:17 > 0:40:20We got a reliable tip-off the rabbit
0:40:20 > 0:40:23was here. It was corrugated by others.
0:40:23 > 0:40:26So cut the bullshtick!
0:40:26 > 0:40:31Keep talking like that and I'll have to wash your mouth out!
0:40:35 > 0:40:37LAUGHS
0:40:38 > 0:40:40THEY LAUGH
0:40:42 > 0:40:44Stop that laughing!
0:40:47 > 0:40:50Stop that laughing!
0:40:50 > 0:40:53You know what happens when you can't
0:40:53 > 0:40:54stop laughing!
0:40:56 > 0:40:59One of these days, you'll die laughing.
0:41:02 > 0:41:04As for you, Valiant,
0:41:04 > 0:41:07step out of line and we'll hang you
0:41:07 > 0:41:11and your laundry out to dry.
0:41:11 > 0:41:13IT LAUGHS
0:41:14 > 0:41:17Come on, boys. Let's am-scray.
0:41:19 > 0:41:22They're gone.
0:41:20 > 0:41:22Jeepers, that was swell.
0:41:22 > 0:41:26You saved my life. How can I ever repay you?
0:41:28 > 0:41:30For starters,
0:41:30 > 0:41:32don't ever kiss me again!
0:41:34 > 0:41:38MUFFLED SHOUTS
0:41:35 > 0:41:38Stop kicking me. Stop kicking me.
0:41:40 > 0:41:42Dolores! Dolores!
0:41:42 > 0:41:44DOLORES!
0:41:48 > 0:41:51Eddie, you made the front page.
0:41:51 > 0:41:54Yeah, I made some ink.
0:41:52 > 0:41:54And what ink.
0:41:54 > 0:41:57Come on, Eddie. Let's just go.
0:42:01 > 0:42:06Is that a rabbit in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
0:42:06 > 0:42:10Cut the comedy, Dolores. I've had a very hard day.
0:42:10 > 0:42:13I gotta get out of these cuffs.
0:42:11 > 0:42:13Oh, swell.
0:42:13 > 0:42:15Phew!
0:42:15 > 0:42:18Jeepers, Eddie. That almost killed me.
0:42:18 > 0:42:21Is this some kind of secret room?
0:42:21 > 0:42:24The Rot Gut Room, from Prohibition days.
0:42:24 > 0:42:28A speakeasy. A gin mill. A hooch parlour.
0:42:28 > 0:42:30Tools are up here.
0:42:30 > 0:42:32Look at this. A spy hole!
0:42:32 > 0:42:34This'll be a great place to hide.
0:42:36 > 0:42:39Crazy toons.
0:42:37 > 0:42:39Watch your head.
0:42:40 > 0:42:43You said you'd never take another toon case.
0:42:43 > 0:42:48Somebody made a patsy out of me and I'm gonna find out why.
0:42:56 > 0:42:58Hold still, will you?
0:43:00 > 0:43:03Does this help?
0:43:01 > 0:43:03Yeah. Thanks.
0:43:06 > 0:43:10You could have taken your hand out at anytime?
0:43:10 > 0:43:14Not anytime. Only when it was funny.
0:43:12 > 0:43:14Get out of here!
0:43:14 > 0:43:20Where's your sense of humour?
0:43:16 > 0:43:20Is he always funny when he's wanted for murder?
0:43:20 > 0:43:25If you don't have a sense of humour, you're better off dead.
0:43:25 > 0:43:28You may get your wish unless I can find this.
0:43:28 > 0:43:30What is it, Eddie?
0:43:30 > 0:43:31Just look.
0:43:31 > 0:43:34Mr Acme's will.
0:43:32 > 0:43:34Yeah.
0:43:34 > 0:43:38Maroon played sound mind and your wife the sound body.
0:43:38 > 0:43:41I resent that innuendo.
0:43:39 > 0:43:41What's the plan?
0:43:41 > 0:43:43They didn't get the will.
0:43:43 > 0:43:47How do you know?
0:43:44 > 0:43:47They're still looking for it.
0:43:47 > 0:43:51Anything I can do?
0:43:48 > 0:43:51Go downtown and check the probate.
0:43:51 > 0:43:53Check the probate.
0:43:53 > 0:43:58Uncle Thumper had a problem with his probate, he took pills
0:43:58 > 0:44:00and drank lots of water.
0:44:00 > 0:44:03Not prostate, you idiot. Probate!
0:44:03 > 0:44:08You think my boss, RK Maroon, dropped a safe on Marvin Acme's head
0:44:08 > 0:44:12so he could get his hands on Toontown?
0:44:12 > 0:44:13Yep.
0:44:13 > 0:44:15That's my hunch.
0:44:17 > 0:44:20Can he stay here for a couple of days?
0:44:20 > 0:44:23He's not gonna do anything crazy, is he?
0:44:23 > 0:44:25HE HUMS
0:44:25 > 0:44:27Woohoo!
0:44:28 > 0:44:31Where are you going?
0:44:29 > 0:44:31Back to the office.
0:44:33 > 0:44:35Mr Valiant?
0:44:35 > 0:44:37Mr Valiant?
0:44:37 > 0:44:39TOILET FLUSHES
0:44:42 > 0:44:46You've got the wrong idea about me, Mr Valiant.
0:44:46 > 0:44:48I'm a pawn in this, like Roger.
0:44:48 > 0:44:50Can you help me find him?
0:44:50 > 0:44:53Just name your price and I'll pay it.
0:44:53 > 0:44:55Yeah, I bet you would.
0:44:55 > 0:44:59You need the rabbit to make the scam work.
0:44:59 > 0:45:02No. I love my husband. You've got me all wrong.
0:45:02 > 0:45:06You don't know how hard it is being a woman
0:45:06 > 0:45:09looking the way I do.
0:45:07 > 0:45:09Well...
0:45:09 > 0:45:12you don't know how hard it is being a man
0:45:12 > 0:45:16looking at a woman looking the way you do.
0:45:16 > 0:45:18I'm not bad.
0:45:18 > 0:45:20I'm just drawn that way.
0:45:23 > 0:45:25Weren't you the one I caught
0:45:25 > 0:45:28playing pattycake with Acme?
0:45:28 > 0:45:31You didn't catch me. You were set up.
0:45:31 > 0:45:35What do you mean?
0:45:32 > 0:45:35Maroon wanted to blackmail Acme.
0:45:35 > 0:45:37I didn't want to do it.
0:45:37 > 0:45:40He said if I didn't pose for the pictures,
0:45:40 > 0:45:45Roger would never work again. I couldn't let that happen.
0:45:45 > 0:45:47I would do anything for Roger.
0:45:47 > 0:45:51Anything.
0:45:49 > 0:45:51What a wife.
0:45:51 > 0:45:54I'm desperate. Can't you see I need you?
0:45:54 > 0:45:56CLEARS THROAT
0:45:56 > 0:45:58Dabbling in watercolours?
0:45:58 > 0:46:00Oh.
0:46:02 > 0:46:04Sorry.
0:46:05 > 0:46:08Goodbye, Eddie. My offer stands firm.
0:46:08 > 0:46:10Think about it.
0:46:18 > 0:46:20Well!
0:46:20 > 0:46:24What was she doing with her arms around you?
0:46:24 > 0:46:29Looking for a good place to stick a knife.
0:46:27 > 0:46:29I caught you with your pants down!
0:46:29 > 0:46:32Yeah, well... Dolores, come...
0:46:35 > 0:46:39You don't believe a painted hussy could turn my head.
0:46:39 > 0:46:43She just wants the rabbit.
0:46:41 > 0:46:43That's not all she wants.
0:46:43 > 0:46:45Now, look, Dolores, listen.
0:46:45 > 0:46:49Listen. I want you to buy yourself a new swimsuit.
0:46:49 > 0:46:54We're going to Catalina. I'm wrapping up this case.
0:46:54 > 0:46:57No, you're not. That's why I'm here.
0:46:57 > 0:47:00I stopped by probate. Maroon's
0:47:00 > 0:47:01not after Toontown.
0:47:01 > 0:47:04Cloverleaf wants Toontown.
0:47:04 > 0:47:09They put in the highest bid. Unless Acme's will turns up by midnight,
0:47:09 > 0:47:12Cloverleaf is going to own Toontown.
0:47:12 > 0:47:16What? At midnight tonight?
0:47:14 > 0:47:16That's right.
0:47:16 > 0:47:20First they buy the Red Car, then they want Toontown.
0:47:20 > 0:47:23I don't get it.
0:47:21 > 0:47:23Ssh!
0:47:23 > 0:47:27But can he do this? >
0:47:25 > 0:47:27Roger.
0:47:30 > 0:47:32The rabbit. Get the judge.
0:47:33 > 0:47:35# Don't sit there on your brain... #
0:47:35 > 0:47:39Nice shirt. Who's your tailor? Quasimodo?
0:47:40 > 0:47:42# My buddy's Eddie V, A sourpuss, you see
0:47:42 > 0:47:46# When I'm done he'll need no gun Cos a joker he will be, C, D
0:47:46 > 0:47:49# E, F, G, H, I, I
0:47:49 > 0:47:52# I love to raise some Cain
0:47:52 > 0:47:54# It's no strain It feels great to smash a plate
0:47:54 > 0:47:58# And look, there is no pain, No pain
0:47:58 > 0:48:00# No pain, no pain
0:48:00 > 0:48:01# No pain
0:48:01 > 0:48:03# No pain. #
0:48:09 > 0:48:11Argh!
0:48:11 > 0:48:14Who turned out the lights?
0:48:14 > 0:48:16I can't see. What's going on?
0:48:16 > 0:48:18You crazy rabbit.
0:48:18 > 0:48:24I've been risking my neck for you, and you're singing and dancing.
0:48:24 > 0:48:26But I'm a toon.
0:48:26 > 0:48:28Toons make people laugh.
0:48:28 > 0:48:33Sit down!
0:48:29 > 0:48:33You don't understand. They needed to laugh.
0:48:33 > 0:48:38They'll call the cops. Angelo would rat on you for a nickel.
0:48:38 > 0:48:42He'd never turn me in.
0:48:39 > 0:48:42Why? Because you made him laugh?
0:48:42 > 0:48:46That's right. A laugh can be a very powerful thing.
0:48:46 > 0:48:51Sometimes in life, it's the only weapon we have. Laughter...
0:48:51 > 0:48:52Ssh!
0:48:52 > 0:48:55Ix-nay. Ix-nay!
0:49:01 > 0:49:04I'm looking for a murderer.
0:49:08 > 0:49:10LAUGHTER
0:49:15 > 0:49:17A rabbit.
0:49:19 > 0:49:21A toon rabbit.
0:49:21 > 0:49:23About...
0:49:23 > 0:49:25yea...
0:49:25 > 0:49:27big.
0:49:27 > 0:49:32There's no rabbit here. So don't harass my customers.
0:49:32 > 0:49:34I didn't come here to harass.
0:49:34 > 0:49:36I came here to reward.
0:49:51 > 0:49:53LOUD SQUEAKS
0:50:05 > 0:50:07HE WHISTLES
0:50:09 > 0:50:11Hey!
0:50:11 > 0:50:13I've seen a rabbit.
0:50:14 > 0:50:16Where?
0:50:16 > 0:50:18You see?
0:50:23 > 0:50:25Where?
0:50:25 > 0:50:27He's here in the bar.
0:50:33 > 0:50:36Say hello, Harvey.
0:50:41 > 0:50:44I told you so.
0:51:05 > 0:51:08"The Merry-Go-Round Broke Down."
0:51:08 > 0:51:12Quite a loony selection for a group of drunken
0:51:12 > 0:51:14reprobates.
0:51:20 > 0:51:22He's here!
0:51:24 > 0:51:25LAUGHS
0:51:26 > 0:51:29Stop that laughing.
0:51:33 > 0:51:36Remember what happened last time?!
0:51:36 > 0:51:38If you don't stop laughing,
0:51:38 > 0:51:41you'll end up dead like your hyena cousins.
0:51:41 > 0:51:43Boss, you want us to
0:51:43 > 0:51:45disresemble the place?
0:51:45 > 0:51:47No, Sergeant.
0:51:47 > 0:51:51Disassembling the place won't be necessary.
0:51:51 > 0:51:55The rabbit is going to come right to me.
0:51:58 > 0:52:00No toon
0:52:00 > 0:52:04can resist the old shave-and-a-haircut trick.
0:52:05 > 0:52:07TAPS SHAVE AND A HAIRCUT
0:52:11 > 0:52:14I don't know who's toonier, you or Doom.
0:52:15 > 0:52:17Roger.
0:52:19 > 0:52:21Roger. Roger.
0:52:22 > 0:52:23Roger, no!
0:52:32 > 0:52:35Shave and a haircut.
0:52:37 > 0:52:39Two bits!
0:52:41 > 0:52:43Hey,
0:52:43 > 0:52:47Judge, what shall we do with the wallflower?
0:52:47 > 0:52:49We'll see to him later.
0:52:49 > 0:52:54Right now, I feel like dispensing some justice.
0:52:54 > 0:52:56Bring me some dip!
0:52:56 > 0:52:58Argh!
0:52:58 > 0:53:00SHIVERS
0:53:00 > 0:53:06Does the condemned wish to speak before his sentence is carried out?
0:53:06 > 0:53:08Yeah...
0:53:11 > 0:53:15Dolores, bourbon, and make it a double.
0:53:15 > 0:53:19Fine time to drink. Would you like some pretzels?
0:53:19 > 0:53:21Just pour the drink.
0:53:26 > 0:53:29Hey, Judge!
0:53:29 > 0:53:32Doesn't a dying rabbit deserve a last request?
0:53:32 > 0:53:34Nose plugs'd be nice.
0:53:34 > 0:53:36I think you want a drink.
0:53:38 > 0:53:40How about it, Judge?
0:53:40 > 0:53:44Why not? I don't mind prolonging the execution.
0:53:44 > 0:53:48Happy trails.
0:53:45 > 0:53:48No, thanks. I'm trying to cut down.
0:53:48 > 0:53:51Drink it!
0:53:49 > 0:53:51- No. - He doesn't want it.
0:53:51 > 0:53:54You do.
0:53:53 > 0:53:54I don't.
0:53:54 > 0:53:56- Do!- Don't.- You don't.
0:53:56 > 0:53:59- I do.- You don't.
0:53:57 > 0:53:59- I do.- You don't.- Listen,
0:53:59 > 0:54:01when I say I do, I do.
0:54:19 > 0:54:20LOUD WHISTLE
0:54:39 > 0:54:41Got you.
0:54:45 > 0:54:47Come on, Eddie,
0:54:47 > 0:54:49let's get out of here!
0:54:49 > 0:54:51Move it! Yikes!
0:54:51 > 0:54:54That was quick thinking, Eddie.
0:54:54 > 0:54:57That was using the old spine flower.
0:54:57 > 0:54:58Roger!
0:54:58 > 0:55:00Let's use this!
0:55:00 > 0:55:04Go! Why are you waiting?
0:55:02 > 0:55:04There's no key.
0:55:04 > 0:55:08Weasels, let me out of here! I gotta make a living
0:55:08 > 0:55:10Benny, is that you?
0:55:10 > 0:55:12No, it's Eleanor Roosevelt.
0:55:12 > 0:55:14Roger, get me out of here!
0:55:14 > 0:55:17Eddie, we got ourselves a ride.
0:55:17 > 0:55:19Open the doors!
0:55:25 > 0:55:30That's better! They locked me up for driving on a sidewalk.
0:55:30 > 0:55:31Eddie, get in!
0:55:31 > 0:55:33It was just a few miles.
0:55:33 > 0:55:37I'll drive.
0:55:34 > 0:55:37I wanna drive.
0:55:35 > 0:55:37I'll drive!
0:55:37 > 0:55:40I'm the cab. Outta my way, pencil neck!
0:55:40 > 0:55:42How about this weather, huh?
0:55:42 > 0:55:44It never rains!
0:55:45 > 0:55:48They sprung the cab! Let's go!
0:55:48 > 0:55:51Those Brooklyn Dodgers - are they bums or what?
0:55:51 > 0:55:54Move over. I'm driving!
0:55:54 > 0:55:56SIREN WAILS
0:55:56 > 0:55:58Benny, we got company!
0:55:58 > 0:56:00Look at these. Excuse me.
0:56:02 > 0:56:04That's what I call road hogs!
0:56:04 > 0:56:06I'm gonna blow his head off!
0:56:06 > 0:56:08Watch the Red Car!
0:56:08 > 0:56:09Argh!
0:56:16 > 0:56:18Aaaarrrggghhh!
0:56:18 > 0:56:22Benny, there's cops right behind us!
0:56:22 > 0:56:24Not for long, Roger.
0:56:24 > 0:56:26Now they're right in front of us.
0:56:28 > 0:56:30Eddie, turn us around!
0:56:30 > 0:56:32Give me the wheel!
0:56:36 > 0:56:40They're on our tail!
0:56:38 > 0:56:40I know they are. Do you think I'm...
0:56:40 > 0:56:43Argh!
0:56:43 > 0:56:45Pull the lever!
0:56:45 > 0:56:47Which one?!
0:56:47 > 0:56:49Which one!
0:56:49 > 0:56:51I'm gonna ram 'em.
0:56:57 > 0:56:59I'm getting too old for this!
0:57:06 > 0:57:07Jeepers!
0:57:07 > 0:57:10What's the middle of a song called?
0:57:10 > 0:57:11A bridge!
0:57:15 > 0:57:18Where can I drop you?
0:57:16 > 0:57:18Somewhere we can hide.
0:57:18 > 0:57:20I know just the place.
0:57:20 > 0:57:25If you ever need a ride, just stick out your thumb.
0:57:25 > 0:57:27Share the road, will ya, lady?!
0:57:27 > 0:57:32'Ah. Now that wasn't so bad, was it?'
0:57:32 > 0:57:34LAUGHTER
0:57:40 > 0:57:42ROGER LAUGHS
0:57:46 > 0:57:50Did you see that? Nobody takes a wallop like Goofy.
0:57:50 > 0:57:53What timing. What finesse. What a genius.
0:57:53 > 0:57:55Ouch!
0:57:55 > 0:57:58We're supposed to be hiding.
0:57:58 > 0:58:01What's wrong with you?
0:57:59 > 0:58:01What's wrong with you?
0:58:01 > 0:58:04You're the only one not laughing.
0:58:04 > 0:58:08Can nothing permeate your impervious puss?
0:58:08 > 0:58:10Eddie? Bl-bl-bl-bl-bl!
0:58:10 > 0:58:12Boy, nothing.
0:58:12 > 0:58:16What happened to you to turn you into a sourpuss?
0:58:16 > 0:58:18You wanna know?
0:58:18 > 0:58:21I'll tell you. A toon killed my brother.
0:58:21 > 0:58:23A toon? No.
0:58:23 > 0:58:25That's right. A toon.
0:58:26 > 0:58:31We were investigating a robbery at the Bank of Toontown.
0:58:31 > 0:58:36Back then, me and Teddy liked working Toontown. It was a laugh.
0:58:36 > 0:58:38Anyway,
0:58:38 > 0:58:40this guy
0:58:40 > 0:58:43got away with a zillion simoleons.
0:58:45 > 0:58:49We trailed him to a little dive on Yockster Street.
0:58:49 > 0:58:51We went in.
0:58:53 > 0:58:55Only he got the drop on us.
0:58:55 > 0:58:57Literally.
0:58:57 > 0:59:01Dropped a piano on us from fifteen stories.
0:59:02 > 0:59:04Broke my arm.
0:59:04 > 0:59:06Teddy never made it.
0:59:08 > 0:59:11I never did find out who that guy was.
0:59:11 > 0:59:15All I remember was him standing over me, laughing,
0:59:15 > 0:59:18with those burning red eyes
0:59:18 > 0:59:21and that high, squeaky voice.
0:59:23 > 0:59:26He disappeared into Toontown after that.
0:59:28 > 0:59:30No wonder you hate me.
0:59:30 > 0:59:33If a toon killed my brother,
0:59:33 > 0:59:35I'd hate me, too.
0:59:35 > 0:59:38Come on. Don't cry. I don't hate you.
0:59:38 > 0:59:41Yes, you do.
0:59:39 > 0:59:41No, I don't.
0:59:41 > 0:59:45You do. Otherwise you wouldn't have yanked my ears.
0:59:45 > 0:59:48I'm sorry I yanked your ears.
0:59:48 > 0:59:50All the times you yanked my ears?
0:59:50 > 0:59:53All the times I yanked your ears.
0:59:53 > 0:59:57Apology accepted. Put her there, pal. I feel better.
0:59:57 > 0:59:59Oh, boy!
0:59:59 > 1:00:02I hope it's a cartoon. Jeepers!
1:00:02 > 1:00:04Another stupid newsreel.
1:00:04 > 1:00:07I hate the news.
1:00:07 > 1:00:09Did you get all my stuff?
1:00:09 > 1:00:13Yes. It's all packed up in the car outside.
1:00:13 > 1:00:17I would've been here sooner, but I had to shake the weasels.
1:00:17 > 1:00:19Yeah.
1:00:19 > 1:00:23I'm sorry about the trouble in the bar.
1:00:23 > 1:00:27Stuffing olives for a living wasn't for me, anyway.
1:00:27 > 1:00:29Dolores?
1:00:33 > 1:00:36You oughta find yourself a good man.
1:00:38 > 1:00:41But I already have a good man.
1:00:43 > 1:00:45Ohhhhhhh!
1:00:48 > 1:00:51P-P-P-lease, don't mind me.
1:00:53 > 1:00:55You better get going.
1:00:58 > 1:01:01'This miss says it's as good as a smile.
1:01:01 > 1:01:03'California Cloverleaf... '
1:01:03 > 1:01:09I'm glad Teddy can't see me running away with my tail between my legs.
1:01:09 > 1:01:11It's OK, once you get used to it.
1:01:11 > 1:01:17'..the Pacific Red Car Trolley Line and Maroon Cartoon Studios.
1:01:17 > 1:01:21'RK Maroon is seen clinching the deal with Cloverleaf.
1:01:21 > 1:01:27'One of the biggest real estate deals in California history.'
1:01:27 > 1:01:30That's it! That's the connection.
1:01:38 > 1:01:40Forget it.
1:01:40 > 1:01:43Nobody's here.
1:01:41 > 1:01:43Are you scared?
1:01:43 > 1:01:46Me scared? Don't be ridiculous.
1:01:46 > 1:01:48TEETH CHATTER
1:01:48 > 1:01:52You told Maroon you had the will, but you don't.
1:01:52 > 1:01:54When he finds out, he'll be mad.
1:01:54 > 1:01:59He might try to kill you.
1:01:56 > 1:01:59I can handle a Hollywood cream puff.
1:01:59 > 1:02:02I don't want the odds to change. Cover me.
1:02:02 > 1:02:06If you hear or see anything, beep the horn twice.
1:02:06 > 1:02:10That's it. Beep the horn twice. Cover him.
1:02:10 > 1:02:14I'm ready. Dukes up. Eyes peeled. Ears to the ground.
1:02:14 > 1:02:17Nobody gets the drop on Roger Rabbit.
1:02:38 > 1:02:40What's up, doc?
1:02:40 > 1:02:42I nearly had a heart attack.
1:02:42 > 1:02:44You need a heart first.
1:02:44 > 1:02:46You got the will?
1:02:46 > 1:02:48Sure.
1:02:48 > 1:02:50I got the will.
1:02:51 > 1:02:53Do you have the way?
1:02:53 > 1:02:56Because it ain't gonna come cheap.
1:02:56 > 1:03:01You got brass, coming here by yourself.
1:02:59 > 1:03:01Who said I'm by myself?
1:03:12 > 1:03:17Let me see that will.
1:03:14 > 1:03:17I got it.
1:03:15 > 1:03:17I wanna see it now!
1:03:20 > 1:03:22"How do I love thee?
1:03:22 > 1:03:24"Let me count the ways."
1:03:24 > 1:03:26Is this a joke?
1:03:26 > 1:03:28No, this is.
1:03:32 > 1:03:34Get up.
1:03:34 > 1:03:37What will you do to me, Valiant?
1:03:37 > 1:03:41I'm gonna listen to you spin the Cloverleaf scenario.
1:03:41 > 1:03:44The story of greed, sex and murder.
1:03:44 > 1:03:47And the parts that I don't like,
1:03:47 > 1:03:49I'm going to edit out.
1:03:49 > 1:03:52You're wrong. I'm a cartoon maker,
1:03:52 > 1:03:55not a murderer!
1:03:53 > 1:03:55Everyone has a hobby.
1:03:56 > 1:03:58Stop it! Stop it!
1:03:58 > 1:04:00I could've sold my studio.
1:04:00 > 1:04:04Cloverleaf wouldn't buy unless Acme sold them his.
1:04:04 > 1:04:06The bastard wouldn't sell.
1:04:06 > 1:04:10I was gonna blackmail Acme with the pictures.
1:04:10 > 1:04:13Blackmail, that's all. I've been around toons all my life.
1:04:13 > 1:04:17I don't want to see 'em destroyed.
1:04:15 > 1:04:17Destroyed? Why?
1:04:17 > 1:04:20They'll kill me.
1:04:18 > 1:04:20I'll kill you!
1:04:20 > 1:04:23Unless Acme's will shows by midnight tonight,
1:04:23 > 1:04:26Toontown will be land for the free ...
1:04:50 > 1:04:52Roger!
1:05:53 > 1:05:55SNORING
1:05:55 > 1:05:57What in the Sam Hill?
1:05:57 > 1:06:01Eddie Valiant. You're a sight for sore eyes.
1:06:01 > 1:06:04I ain't seen you for five years.
1:06:04 > 1:06:06Where you been?
1:06:06 > 1:06:07Drunk.
1:06:07 > 1:06:10Feeling frisky tonight, fellas?
1:06:10 > 1:06:12Yeah!
1:06:12 > 1:06:14Let's go.
1:06:14 > 1:06:16CHEERING
1:06:39 > 1:06:41Umm!
1:06:41 > 1:06:43NATIVE AMERICAN YELL
1:07:12 > 1:07:16# Smile, darn you, smile
1:07:16 > 1:07:18# You know this old world
1:07:18 > 1:07:22# Is a great world after all
1:07:22 > 1:07:26# Smile, darn you, smile
1:07:26 > 1:07:30# And right away watch Lady Luck Pay you a call
1:07:30 > 1:07:35# Things are never quite as black As they are painted
1:07:35 > 1:07:39# Time for you and joy To get acquainted
1:07:37 > 1:07:39Hi, Eddie.
1:07:39 > 1:07:40Hi, Eddie.
1:07:40 > 1:07:41Hi, Eddie.
1:07:41 > 1:07:43Bye, Eddie.
1:07:43 > 1:07:45BANG!
1:07:51 > 1:07:53SIREN WAILS
1:07:53 > 1:07:55Tally ho!
1:07:55 > 1:07:57Tally ho!
1:07:57 > 1:07:59SHOUTING
1:08:04 > 1:08:06TWEETING
1:08:06 > 1:08:09Get outta here!
1:08:20 > 1:08:22Going up, sir?
1:08:23 > 1:08:25Argh!
1:08:25 > 1:08:28Mind the step, sir.
1:08:30 > 1:08:32Hold on, sir.
1:08:39 > 1:08:42Your floor, sir.
1:08:43 > 1:08:46Have a good day, sir.
1:08:51 > 1:08:52Gotcha.
1:08:55 > 1:08:57A ma-an?!
1:09:05 > 1:09:07Yoo-hoo! Lover boy!
1:09:07 > 1:09:09It's Lena Hyena.
1:09:12 > 1:09:14Argh!
1:09:16 > 1:09:18Argh!
1:09:18 > 1:09:20Aaaarrrrrggghhhh!
1:09:25 > 1:09:27Oh, wook, piggies!
1:09:27 > 1:09:29Hi, Tweetie.
1:09:29 > 1:09:31This piggy went to market.
1:09:31 > 1:09:33This piggy stayed at home.
1:09:33 > 1:09:35This piggy had roast beef. And
1:09:35 > 1:09:37this piggy had...
1:09:37 > 1:09:39Argh!
1:09:39 > 1:09:40Ran out of piggies.
1:09:40 > 1:09:42Argh!
1:09:44 > 1:09:50What's up, doc? Jumping without a parachute is kinda dangerous.
1:09:50 > 1:09:52You could get killed.
1:09:52 > 1:09:54You guys got a spare?
1:09:54 > 1:09:57Bugs does.
1:09:55 > 1:09:57I don't think you want it.
1:09:57 > 1:09:59I do! Give it to me!
1:09:59 > 1:10:03Better let him have it, Bugs.
1:10:01 > 1:10:03OK, doc. Whatever you say.
1:10:03 > 1:10:05Here's the spare.
1:10:05 > 1:10:07Thank you.
1:10:08 > 1:10:10Oh, no!
1:10:10 > 1:10:12Argh!
1:10:12 > 1:10:13Poor fella.
1:10:13 > 1:10:15Ain't I a stinker?
1:10:15 > 1:10:17Argh!
1:10:17 > 1:10:19My man!
1:10:19 > 1:10:21Urgh!
1:10:25 > 1:10:26Come to Lena!
1:10:32 > 1:10:34Ooh!
1:10:34 > 1:10:36Toons. Gets them every time.
1:10:52 > 1:10:56HE SNEEZES
1:10:53 > 1:10:56Gesundheit.
1:10:54 > 1:10:56Thank you.
1:10:56 > 1:10:58Valiant!
1:11:02 > 1:11:05I always knew I'd get it in Toontown.
1:11:05 > 1:11:07Behind you!
1:11:09 > 1:11:12Drop it, lady!
1:11:10 > 1:11:12You don't trust me?
1:11:12 > 1:11:16I don't trust anybody or anything.
1:11:14 > 1:11:16Not even your own eyes?
1:11:16 > 1:11:19That gun killed Maroon. Doom used it.
1:11:19 > 1:11:23Doom?
1:11:20 > 1:11:23I followed him, but I was too late to stop him.
1:11:23 > 1:11:26Right! You'll never stop me!
1:11:26 > 1:11:28You're both dead!
1:11:28 > 1:11:29Doom!
1:11:31 > 1:11:33Which way did he go?
1:11:33 > 1:11:37I don't know! He went that-a-way!
1:11:35 > 1:11:37Let's go!
1:11:37 > 1:11:40Dumdums!
1:11:38 > 1:11:40Come on.
1:11:41 > 1:11:43Oh, no. Where's Roger?
1:11:43 > 1:11:46He chickened out at the studio.
1:11:46 > 1:11:50No. I hit him with a frying pan so he wouldn't get hurt.
1:11:50 > 1:11:54Makes perfect sense.
1:11:51 > 1:11:54My car won't get us anywhere.
1:11:54 > 1:11:55Let's take yours.
1:11:55 > 1:11:59I got a feeling somebody already did.
1:11:59 > 1:12:01It looks like it was Roger.
1:12:01 > 1:12:04He was never very good behind the wheel.
1:12:04 > 1:12:08Better lover than a driver?
1:12:06 > 1:12:08You better believe it.
1:12:08 > 1:12:12The weasels! We'll take Gingerbread Lane.
1:12:12 > 1:12:14Gingerbread Lane's this way.
1:12:14 > 1:12:18So, Valiant, you call a cab or what?
1:12:18 > 1:12:19Hubba, hubba!
1:12:19 > 1:12:22Allow me, mademoiselle!
1:12:25 > 1:12:28How long have you known it was Doom?
1:12:26 > 1:12:28Before Acme was killed,
1:12:28 > 1:12:33he told me Doom would stop at nothing to own Toontown.
1:12:33 > 1:12:38He gave you the will?
1:12:34 > 1:12:38Yes, but when I opened the envelope, the paper was blank.
1:12:38 > 1:12:40A joker to the end.
1:12:40 > 1:12:43Where to? My meter's running.
1:12:43 > 1:12:46I must find Roger. I'm worried about him.
1:12:46 > 1:12:49Seriously, what do you see in him?
1:12:49 > 1:12:51He makes me laugh.
1:12:58 > 1:13:00Aaaarrrrggggghhhhh!
1:13:00 > 1:13:02Argh!
1:13:02 > 1:13:04I've been dipped!
1:13:09 > 1:13:12What an unfortunate accident.
1:13:12 > 1:13:15Nothing worse than a slippery road
1:13:15 > 1:13:19especially when driving in a toon vehicle.
1:13:21 > 1:13:23Good work, boss.
1:13:23 > 1:13:25Don't stand there, help them.
1:13:25 > 1:13:28Put them in my car. I think they'll
1:13:28 > 1:13:32enjoy the ribbon-cutting at the Acme factory.
1:13:45 > 1:13:49We searched Valiant, boss. The will ain't on him.
1:13:49 > 1:13:51Frisk the woman!
1:13:51 > 1:13:53I'll handle this one.
1:13:56 > 1:13:57Yargh!
1:13:57 > 1:13:59Ow! Oh!
1:13:59 > 1:14:00Nice booby trap.
1:14:00 > 1:14:02Ow!
1:14:05 > 1:14:08LAUGHTER
1:14:10 > 1:14:12Do they have the will?
1:14:12 > 1:14:14Just a stupid love letter.
1:14:14 > 1:14:19I doubt if the will will show up in the next 15 minutes.
1:14:19 > 1:14:22What happens then?
1:14:20 > 1:14:22Toontown will be legally mine,
1:14:22 > 1:14:24lock, stock and barrel.
1:14:24 > 1:14:26TYRES SCREECH
1:14:30 > 1:14:32Benny, is that you?
1:14:32 > 1:14:34No, it's Shirley Temple.
1:14:34 > 1:14:37Argh! Oh! Ee!
1:14:37 > 1:14:39Jeepers! What happened?
1:14:39 > 1:14:43Doom took your wife and Valiant to the Acme factory.
1:14:43 > 1:14:45I know where that is. Get in.
1:14:45 > 1:14:49Move over. You've done enough driving.
1:14:50 > 1:14:54Toontown is on the other side of the wall, boss.
1:14:54 > 1:14:57The successful conclusion of this case
1:14:57 > 1:15:01draws the curtains on my career as a Toontown jurist.
1:15:01 > 1:15:04I have a new role in the private sector.
1:15:04 > 1:15:08With Cloverleaf Industries, by any chance?
1:15:08 > 1:15:11I am the sole stockholder.
1:15:15 > 1:15:18Go for the cops. I'll save my wife.
1:15:18 > 1:15:22Careful with that gun. This ain't a cartoon.
1:15:22 > 1:15:24This is no way to make a living.
1:15:27 > 1:15:29Wouldn't you know? Locked.
1:15:31 > 1:15:33TOILET FLUSHES
1:15:38 > 1:15:40Can you guess what this is?
1:15:42 > 1:15:44Oh, my...
1:15:44 > 1:15:47God! It's DIP!
1:15:47 > 1:15:51Yes. Enough to dip Toontown off the face of the earth!
1:15:54 > 1:15:57A vehicle of my own design.
1:15:57 > 1:15:595,000 gallons of heated dip,
1:15:59 > 1:16:04pumped at enormous velocity through a pressurised water cannon.
1:16:04 > 1:16:09Toontown will be erased in a matter of minutes.
1:16:10 > 1:16:12I suppose you think no-one
1:16:12 > 1:16:15will notice Toontown has disappeared?
1:16:15 > 1:16:18Who'll have time to think about talking mice
1:16:18 > 1:16:22when driving by at 75 mph?
1:16:20 > 1:16:22What do you mean?
1:16:22 > 1:16:25There's no road past Toontown.
1:16:24 > 1:16:25Not yet.
1:16:25 > 1:16:30A couple of months ago, I stumbled upon a plan of the city council's.
1:16:30 > 1:16:34A construction plan of epic proportions.
1:16:34 > 1:16:38They are calling it a freeway.
1:16:36 > 1:16:38A freeway?
1:16:38 > 1:16:41What the hell is a freeway?
1:16:39 > 1:16:41Eight lanes of
1:16:41 > 1:16:44shimmering cement from here to Pasadena.
1:16:44 > 1:16:49Smooth, safe, fast. Traffic jams will be a thing of the past.
1:16:49 > 1:16:53You killed Acme and Maroon for this freeway?
1:16:53 > 1:16:56I don't get it.
1:16:54 > 1:16:56You lack vision.
1:16:56 > 1:17:01But I see a place where people get on and off the freeway.
1:17:01 > 1:17:03On and off! Off and on!
1:17:03 > 1:17:05All day! All night!
1:17:05 > 1:17:07Soon,
1:17:07 > 1:17:11where Toontown once stood will be a string of gas stations,
1:17:11 > 1:17:17cheap motels, restaurants that serve rapidly-prepared food,
1:17:17 > 1:17:20tyre salons, automobile dealerships,
1:17:20 > 1:17:24and wonderful, wonderful billboards
1:17:24 > 1:17:27reaching as far as the eye can see.
1:17:29 > 1:17:31My God!
1:17:31 > 1:17:34It'll be beautiful.
1:17:32 > 1:17:34Come on!
1:17:34 > 1:17:39Nobody'll drive when they can take the Red Car for a nickel.
1:17:37 > 1:17:39They'll drive.
1:17:39 > 1:17:45They'll have to. You see, I bought the Red Car so I could dismantle it.
1:17:45 > 1:17:47RUMBLING
1:17:47 > 1:17:49What the...?
1:17:50 > 1:17:51Aarrrgghh!
1:17:55 > 1:17:57Argh!
1:17:57 > 1:17:59OK. Nobody move.
1:17:59 > 1:18:03Grab some sky or I let the judge have it.
1:18:03 > 1:18:06Drop it!
1:18:04 > 1:18:06Roger, darling!
1:18:06 > 1:18:11I'd love to embrace you, but I have to satisfy my moral outrage.
1:18:11 > 1:18:15Put that gun down, you buck-toothed fool!
1:18:15 > 1:18:17Give me an excuse to shoot you.
1:18:17 > 1:18:20You thought you'd get away with it.
1:18:20 > 1:18:23Toons may act idiotic, but we want justice.
1:18:23 > 1:18:29The meaning of the word probably hits you like a ton of bricks.
1:18:30 > 1:18:31Roger!
1:18:32 > 1:18:34Roger, say something.
1:18:34 > 1:18:37Look, stars!
1:18:37 > 1:18:40Ready when you are, Raoul.
1:18:40 > 1:18:42Tie the lovebirds up.
1:18:50 > 1:18:53Put them on that hook! Use that toon rope.
1:18:53 > 1:18:56Time to kill the rabbit!
1:19:01 > 1:19:03Roger, you were magnificent.
1:19:03 > 1:19:06Was I really?
1:19:04 > 1:19:06Better than Goofy.
1:19:18 > 1:19:21Roger, I want you to know I love you.
1:19:21 > 1:19:26I've loved you more than any woman's ever loved a rabbit.
1:19:26 > 1:19:28It's over, Mr Valiant.
1:19:37 > 1:19:40WEASELS LAUGH
1:19:44 > 1:19:45Look out!
1:19:45 > 1:19:49Not so fast.
1:19:47 > 1:19:49One of these days,
1:19:49 > 1:19:52you'll laugh yourselves to death.
1:19:56 > 1:19:58Shall I repose of him now, boss?
1:19:58 > 1:20:03Let him watch the toons get dipped, then shoot him.
1:20:05 > 1:20:06With pleasure.
1:20:12 > 1:20:15Everything's funny to you, ain't it?
1:20:15 > 1:20:17You got a problem
1:20:17 > 1:20:19with that, Valiant?
1:20:19 > 1:20:23No. I just want you to know something about the guy you're
1:20:23 > 1:20:25gonna dip!
1:20:25 > 1:20:28MUSIC: "THE MERRY-GO-ROUND BROKE DOWN"
1:20:31 > 1:20:34# Roger is his name Laughter is his game
1:20:34 > 1:20:36# Untie his rope And watch him go insane... #
1:20:42 > 1:20:43Ha-ha-ha-ha!
1:20:48 > 1:20:51He's lost his mind.
1:20:49 > 1:20:51I don't think so.
1:20:54 > 1:20:56# This singing ain't my line
1:20:56 > 1:20:57# It's tough to make a rhyme
1:20:57 > 1:21:00# If I get stuck... I'm out of luck... #
1:21:00 > 1:21:03I'm running out of time!
1:21:03 > 1:21:04Thanks.
1:21:08 > 1:21:10WEASELS LAUGH
1:21:30 > 1:21:33Hey, Eddie, keep it up. You're killing 'em.
1:21:33 > 1:21:36Slaying 'em. Knocking 'em dead.
1:21:43 > 1:21:46# I'm done with taking falls Bouncing off the walls
1:21:46 > 1:21:48# Without that gun I'd have some fun
1:21:48 > 1:21:49# I'd kick you in the... #
1:21:49 > 1:21:51Nose!
1:21:51 > 1:21:54Nose? That don't rhyme with walls.
1:21:54 > 1:21:55No, but this does.
1:22:14 > 1:22:15Oh, no!
1:22:17 > 1:22:19That was close.
1:22:27 > 1:22:29Bye-bye!
1:22:30 > 1:22:32It's coming back!
1:22:49 > 1:22:50This is it!
1:22:50 > 1:22:52This isn't it!
1:23:08 > 1:23:10# Wicked witchcraft
1:23:11 > 1:23:15# And although
1:23:15 > 1:23:20# I know it's strictly taboo
1:23:21 > 1:23:23# When you... #
1:23:45 > 1:23:46Don't move.
1:23:49 > 1:23:51No! No!
1:24:52 > 1:24:54Oh, no!
1:25:00 > 1:25:02Quit playing around!
1:25:03 > 1:25:04P-P-Please!
1:25:08 > 1:25:10I wasn't worried. You?
1:25:16 > 1:25:18Aah! Aah!
1:25:29 > 1:25:31Hey, look!
1:25:45 > 1:25:47Holy smoke!
1:25:47 > 1:25:48He's a toon!
1:25:48 > 1:25:51Surprised?
1:25:49 > 1:25:51Not really.
1:25:51 > 1:25:55Only a toon could cook up that lame freeway idea.
1:25:55 > 1:25:57Not just any toon!
1:26:14 > 1:26:17Remember me, Eddie?!
1:26:17 > 1:26:22- HIGH-PITCHED VOICE:- When I killed your brother, I talked just like
1:26:22 > 1:26:23this!
1:26:31 > 1:26:33Jumping jeepers!
1:26:40 > 1:26:41Oh, my goodness!
1:27:36 > 1:27:37Argh!
1:27:42 > 1:27:43Argh!
1:27:43 > 1:27:44Goodbye!
1:27:45 > 1:27:48Aaah!
1:27:52 > 1:27:53I think
1:27:53 > 1:27:55I'm gonna faint.
1:27:59 > 1:28:00Argh!
1:28:01 > 1:28:02No!
1:28:02 > 1:28:04Argh!
1:28:04 > 1:28:05Aaaarrrggghh!
1:28:05 > 1:28:09I'm melting! Waaarrrgghhh!
1:28:09 > 1:28:11Melting! Argh!
1:28:11 > 1:28:13Aaaaarrrrrrggggghhhhh!
1:28:13 > 1:28:14I'm melting!
1:28:14 > 1:28:16Melting!
1:28:16 > 1:28:18Waaarrrggggghhhh!
1:28:18 > 1:28:20Ohhhhhhh!
1:28:26 > 1:28:28Eddie!
1:28:28 > 1:28:29Do something!
1:28:29 > 1:28:31Hurry up, Eddie!
1:28:31 > 1:28:33Do something!
1:28:57 > 1:28:59TRAIN WHISTLE
1:29:05 > 1:29:07Eddie, there's dip everywhere!
1:29:07 > 1:29:09How will we get down?
1:29:33 > 1:29:35Jeepers!
1:29:35 > 1:29:40That was a close shave. I thought our goose was cooked.
1:29:40 > 1:29:42Oh!
1:29:42 > 1:29:45My hero! Oh, honey bunny.
1:29:45 > 1:29:47Oh, love cups!
1:29:48 > 1:29:50Oh, Roger!
1:29:50 > 1:29:53You were a pillar of strength.
1:29:53 > 1:29:55SIRENS WAIL
1:29:56 > 1:29:58Sister Mary Francis!
1:29:58 > 1:30:00What happened here?
1:30:04 > 1:30:07I've been a cab for 37 years!
1:30:07 > 1:30:10I've never seen a mess like this.
1:30:10 > 1:30:12Was that a mask?
1:30:11 > 1:30:12Yeah.
1:30:12 > 1:30:16This rope is from the safe dropped on Acme.
1:30:16 > 1:30:20Your lab will find that paint's a perfect match.
1:30:20 > 1:30:24Judge Doom killed Marvin Acme.
1:30:21 > 1:30:24And RK Maroon. And my brother.
1:30:24 > 1:30:27That's one seriously disturbed toon.
1:30:27 > 1:30:29MUTTERING
1:30:33 > 1:30:35Gosh!
1:30:35 > 1:30:37I wonder who he was?
1:30:37 > 1:30:41I can tell you he weren't no rabbit.
1:30:39 > 1:30:41Or a duck.
1:30:41 > 1:30:43- Or a dog. - Or a wooden boy.
1:30:43 > 1:30:46- Or a sheep. - Or a woodpecker.- Or a pussy.
1:30:46 > 1:30:48What's that?
1:30:48 > 1:30:52Ink. That goof Acme squirted me with it the other night.
1:30:52 > 1:30:58Why is it coming out now?
1:30:54 > 1:30:58It's Acme's Disappearing-Reappearing Ink.
1:30:58 > 1:31:00Boy, that Acme - what a genius!
1:31:00 > 1:31:02Apple sauce!
1:31:02 > 1:31:05A genius would leave his will where we'd find it.
1:31:05 > 1:31:08Now we're just waiting for developers!
1:31:08 > 1:31:11Roger, your letter to Jessica -
1:31:11 > 1:31:13why don't you read it to her now?
1:31:13 > 1:31:17Sure, Eddie. "Dear Jessica, how do I love thee?
1:31:17 > 1:31:22"Let me count the ways. I, Marvin Acme, of sound mind and body... "
1:31:22 > 1:31:24It's the will!
1:31:24 > 1:31:29"..do hereby bequeath the property known as Toontown
1:31:29 > 1:31:32"to those lovable characters, the toons!"
1:31:32 > 1:31:34WILD CHEERING
1:31:40 > 1:31:41Hooray for Eddie!
1:31:41 > 1:31:43Hey, Eddie!
1:31:43 > 1:31:47That was a funny dance you did for the weasels.
1:31:47 > 1:31:51Are your days of being a sourpuss over?
1:31:49 > 1:31:51Time will tell.
1:31:51 > 1:31:53Put it there, pal.
1:31:53 > 1:31:55BUZZER
1:31:58 > 1:32:00ALL GASP
1:32:00 > 1:32:01HE GULPS
1:32:03 > 1:32:07Have you lost your sense of humour already?
1:32:09 > 1:32:11Does this answer your question?
1:32:16 > 1:32:18CHEERING
1:32:18 > 1:32:20Roger, let's go home.
1:32:20 > 1:32:22I'll bake you a carrot cake.
1:32:24 > 1:32:28# Smile, darn you, smile
1:32:28 > 1:32:32# You know this world Is a great one after all
1:32:32 > 1:32:36# Smile, darn you, smile
1:32:36 > 1:32:41# And right away watch Lady Luck Pay you a call
1:32:41 > 1:32:46# Things are never black As they are painted
1:32:46 > 1:32:49# Time for you and joy To get acquainted... #
1:32:49 > 1:32:51M-M-M-Move along.
1:32:51 > 1:32:54There's nothing to see. That's all, folks.
1:32:54 > 1:32:56I like the sound of that.
1:32:56 > 1:32:59Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-That's all, folks!