0:00:04 > 0:00:08# You took the part that once was my heart
0:00:08 > 0:00:14# So why not take all of me? #
0:00:15 > 0:00:19- Roger Cobb...- GREEN
0:00:19 > 0:00:22- Edwina Cutwater...- YELLOW
0:01:02 > 0:01:05- Terry Hoskins...- BLUE
0:01:18 > 0:01:21Take it, Roger!
0:01:21 > 0:01:26PLAYS GUITAR SOLO - "All of Me"
0:01:37 > 0:01:41SOLO ENDS...APPLAUSE
0:01:46 > 0:01:50TEMPO SLOWS
0:02:17 > 0:02:23- ALARM RINGS - I'm getting too old for this.
0:02:23 > 0:02:28ALARM STILL RINGING... SILENCE !
0:02:31 > 0:02:34DOORBELL RINGS
0:02:36 > 0:02:39RINGS AGAIN
0:02:42 > 0:02:45IMPATIENT RINGING
0:02:45 > 0:02:50- (Oh, God...) - Happy birthday, my darling!
0:02:50 > 0:02:55So, how does it feel to be 38?
0:02:55 > 0:02:57Aw, great (!)
0:02:57 > 0:03:02In two years I'll be 40. In twelve, I'll be 50. I'm really excited (!)
0:03:02 > 0:03:05- It's... It's fun (!)- Oh, sweetie!
0:03:05 > 0:03:08What am I doing with my life?
0:03:08 > 0:03:11What am I doing with my career?
0:03:11 > 0:03:16- What am I doing with us? - You're boring us.- Yeah.
0:03:16 > 0:03:19Do you love it?!
0:03:19 > 0:03:22It's an African grave post.
0:03:22 > 0:03:25IS that gorgeous?!
0:03:25 > 0:03:27A grave post for my 38th birthday?
0:03:29 > 0:03:34..Look, I'm sorry. I like it. I really do. It's really nice!
0:03:34 > 0:03:41I've been thinking... Remember that thing you used to wanna talk about and I didn't?
0:03:41 > 0:03:46You know, the 'M' word? Maybe it's time we DID the 'M' word.
0:03:46 > 0:03:51- Roger, I don't think you're ready to do the 'M' word.- I am, honest.
0:03:51 > 0:03:54Peggy...I wanna get...'M'd'.
0:03:54 > 0:04:00Roger, if you can't SAY the 'M' word, you're not ready to do it.
0:04:00 > 0:04:04'Course I can say the 'M' word. Geez!
0:04:05 > 0:04:09- CHOKING - Marriage. There. What d'you think?
0:04:09 > 0:04:15We'll not get into this now. You'll be late for work. Daddy hates that!
0:04:15 > 0:04:19I just came by to wish you a happy, happy 38th!
0:04:19 > 0:04:22That's a contradiction in terms.
0:04:22 > 0:04:26"BLUESY" SAX MUSIC
0:04:36 > 0:04:40FINISHES NUMBER
0:04:40 > 0:04:46- That was very bodacious.- He-ey! Roger Dodger, what it is! Hey, Bix!
0:04:46 > 0:04:49Making any money today?
0:04:49 > 0:04:54- Almost as much as I made last night. - That bad, huh?- Yeah.
0:04:54 > 0:04:58I'm joining Jimmy Barr's Big Band. Come.
0:04:58 > 0:05:04- I appreciate it, Ty, but... - Don't gimme that "but, but" jive.
0:05:04 > 0:05:08- Look at this face! - I'm quitting the group.- What?!
0:05:08 > 0:05:10I've got to give up something.
0:05:10 > 0:05:19- I can still make my name in law. I'm going nowhere as a musician. - Aw-w-w, this is an unhappy face!
0:05:19 > 0:05:26- It's not.- Hey, this is the face of a man who is giving up the wrong thing.- Don't pick my nose!
0:05:26 > 0:05:32Correct your thinking or I'll tell the world you are a honky mook.
0:05:32 > 0:05:37- You REALLY should not call another person a honky mook!- And why not?
0:05:37 > 0:05:40- For one reason, you're white.- I AM?
0:05:40 > 0:05:45- Yeah. - MUSIC : "Auld Lang Syne"
0:05:47 > 0:05:51Oh, my God, I am.
0:05:51 > 0:05:57- I gotta go. I'm doing the right thing.- Good jammin' with you, Bix.
0:06:11 > 0:06:13Well?
0:06:15 > 0:06:17Well, you're dying, all right.
0:06:17 > 0:06:24- Since I was a child, doctors have been telling me I'm dying. - You're really doing it now.
0:06:26 > 0:06:29- How much time?- A week, a day.
0:06:29 > 0:06:31- A month?- Uh-uh.
0:06:31 > 0:06:36Good. The phone.
0:06:40 > 0:06:44- Got a cigarette?- You don't smoke. - Can't hurt now.
0:06:49 > 0:06:52Thank you.
0:06:53 > 0:06:58After 32 years of marriage you're still a naughty little devil.
0:06:58 > 0:07:03INTERCOM BUZZES Answer that. Maybe it's your wife.
0:07:03 > 0:07:09Ever since she filed for divorce she hardly ever calls. Oh!
0:07:09 > 0:07:13Edwina Cutwater's on 1. Oh, God! ..All right.
0:07:13 > 0:07:19It's okay. I just wanted to tell you your wife subpoenaed me.
0:07:19 > 0:07:22Gretch, I am so sorry about that!
0:07:22 > 0:07:25I DO have to take this call.
0:07:30 > 0:07:35- 'Morning, Margo.- Good morning, Roger. Good morning, Bix.
0:07:35 > 0:07:44- Any good ones? Unfairly-evicted tenants, Indians...?- Mr Van Rensley called. Wants to fire his chauffeur.
0:07:44 > 0:07:49Mr Spencer Sen wants a premarital agreement made up for Mr Spencer Jr.
0:07:49 > 0:07:56And Mr Spencer Jr called. He wants you to tell Mr Spencer Sen to mind his own friggin' business.
0:07:56 > 0:07:59May justice prevail.
0:07:59 > 0:08:07- Why do I do it?- It's called paying dues.- I've been paying dues for 11 years. I should own the club now!
0:08:07 > 0:08:09Right on, Roger!
0:08:09 > 0:08:15No more! I want worthwhile cases! I want a partnership.
0:08:15 > 0:08:23- You're telling the wrong folk.- I was practising. Wadding the messages is good. I'll do it for Schuyler.
0:08:23 > 0:08:28She was the fourth woman today to tell me she'd been subpoenaed.
0:08:28 > 0:08:30Mr Schuyler, I must talk to you.
0:08:30 > 0:08:33I DON'T want her on the stand!
0:08:33 > 0:08:39If you can't handle this the right way, I'll find someone who can!
0:08:39 > 0:08:42- Mr Schuyler.- I was gonna call you.
0:08:42 > 0:08:50- Get Miss Cutwater's files. Go to the house. She's finally dying and her affairs are to be in order.- No.
0:08:50 > 0:08:55- I have to discuss my future here. - We are. You're going to Edwina's.
0:08:55 > 0:08:58I want a partnership.
0:08:58 > 0:09:05- The day you give up bebop and concentrate on the law, we'll talk. - Start talking.
0:09:05 > 0:09:10I quit the band. I'm dedicating myself to my legal career.
0:09:10 > 0:09:16- Later today, I'm going to buy a vest.- My God! You're serious!
0:09:16 > 0:09:22I am serious. I want to handle the big cases. No more "trick or treat" stuff.
0:09:22 > 0:09:29- I've waited so long to hear you say that.- But Edwina Cut...- No, listen.
0:09:29 > 0:09:36Long after Edwina is gone from this earth, her estate is going to generate more income for this office
0:09:36 > 0:09:41than most small countries see in a year.
0:09:41 > 0:09:50It'll take lots of sophisticated legal expertise to structure and administer those affairs.
0:09:50 > 0:09:58Do this for me and I'll put you in charge of it all. If that's not big law, I don't know what the hell is.
0:09:58 > 0:10:02The more I think about this thing, the better it sounds.
0:10:02 > 0:10:07Don't look at me like that. I'm going as a legal adviser.
0:10:07 > 0:10:16No more being looked down upon by people who think they're better than I am because they're rich.
0:10:16 > 0:10:24From now on, I'll be respected... by people who think they're better than I am because they're rich.
0:10:24 > 0:10:32- I'm Roger Cobb from Schuyler and Mifflin.- You're expected. I'll show him up.
0:10:33 > 0:10:36- Betty Ahrens.- I'm Roger Cobb.
0:10:36 > 0:10:42- Try not to excite her.- Grayson! Oh, Grayson!- Yes, madam?
0:10:42 > 0:10:47Don't forget the invitations. Hand-delivered the moment I die.
0:10:47 > 0:10:49The moment you die. Yes, madam.
0:10:50 > 0:10:53- Ah, Mister...?- Cobb.- Cobb.
0:10:53 > 0:10:56Ah, yes, you're the tedious one.
0:10:56 > 0:10:59Would you accompany me to my desk?
0:10:59 > 0:11:04Here's the name of my caterer and the evening's menu.
0:11:04 > 0:11:12- Make sure they include plenty of goose pate.- For the funeral? - Goose pate is not for funerals!
0:11:12 > 0:11:17- Engage the Fulton Norris Orchestra for the weekend.- For a wake?
0:11:17 > 0:11:21It's for a party. A corker. Guess what I'll do.
0:11:21 > 0:11:24- What?- I'll come back from the dead.
0:11:24 > 0:11:29Oh...! And...what makes you think you can do that?
0:11:29 > 0:11:32Because I am rich.
0:11:35 > 0:11:38Grayson, come here, please. Over.
0:11:38 > 0:11:43Miss Cutwater, um, this is not a parking-ticket we're talking about.
0:11:43 > 0:11:46This is the, em, Grim Reaper.
0:11:46 > 0:11:53- You cannot bribe Him. - I spent a lifetime, shackled by frailty and poor health,
0:11:53 > 0:11:55wheelchairs, sick-beds.
0:11:55 > 0:11:58It's my heart, you see.
0:11:58 > 0:12:04It means well, but it's always been something of a lemon.
0:12:04 > 0:12:08I've got money and can't enjoy it.
0:12:08 > 0:12:10I have never been to Europe.
0:12:10 > 0:12:13I've never been anywhere, really.
0:12:13 > 0:12:19Oh... Sure, I've ordered from Nieman's and Gucci's
0:12:19 > 0:12:22but I've never actually been there.
0:12:22 > 0:12:25I've never ridden my horses,
0:12:25 > 0:12:28never been to the ballet, never danced.
0:12:28 > 0:12:31But Cutwaters aren't quitters.
0:12:31 > 0:12:36So, I've decided that if my wealth cannot help me in this life,
0:12:36 > 0:12:42- then, by God, it'll buy me another one.- You walkie-talkied, madam?
0:12:42 > 0:12:44Yes, please send in Mr Prahka Lasa
0:12:44 > 0:12:50- and what's-her-name Fred's daughter.- Miss Terry.- Gas me!
0:12:50 > 0:12:57- Am I just getting your goose pate, or do you have any legal work? - I need you to amend my will
0:12:57 > 0:13:06so that what's-her-name, um... Fred's daughter will become inheritor for my entire estate.
0:13:06 > 0:13:09- Ah, Your Grace!- OH !!
0:13:09 > 0:13:11- It's all right.- All right.- Come in.
0:13:11 > 0:13:15- Come in! Come in! Come. Come. - Come. Come.
0:13:19 > 0:13:24(What's going on here? Who's Fred's daughter?)
0:13:28 > 0:13:31Hello.
0:13:31 > 0:13:36- Hello, I'm Terry Hoskins.- Roger Cobb. So, YOU'RE Fred's daughter!
0:13:36 > 0:13:39Who the heck is Fred?
0:13:39 > 0:13:42- Daddy, come in please!- Oh-h...
0:13:42 > 0:13:45I'm against the 'ole thing, I am.
0:13:45 > 0:13:49- Father is the stableman. - It's unnatural !
0:13:49 > 0:13:57- You're going to will all your money to the stableman's daughter and he is against it?- No.- He just said.
0:13:57 > 0:14:05- I shall inherit nothing.- You said she was to be sole beneficiary. - Yes.- So you'll inherit the estate.
0:14:05 > 0:14:08No, she won't.
0:14:08 > 0:14:17- What am I missing here?- You see, thanks to His Holiness, Prahka Lasa I'm going to be transmigrated.
0:14:19 > 0:14:24My soul will leave my body forever and become one with the universe.
0:14:24 > 0:14:30- At which time, MY soul will enter HER body.- ..Ah! Good plan (!)
0:14:30 > 0:14:35I'm sorry, but I don't think it's a good plan at all !
0:14:35 > 0:14:40- Her soul going off who knows where?! - Let's not go through it again.
0:14:40 > 0:14:47- I know I wasn't much of a father to her, but I won't lose her again! - Zip it.
0:14:47 > 0:14:52Miss Cutwater, as your attorney, it is my duty to inform you that...
0:14:52 > 0:14:58the will may be contested if you're deemed not of perfectly sound mind.
0:14:58 > 0:15:03Why, you presumptuous ambulance chaser!
0:15:03 > 0:15:08Are you insinuating that I am not of perfectly sound mind?
0:15:08 > 0:15:13No, I wouldn't do that, but almost everyone in the solar system would.
0:15:13 > 0:15:20Mr Cobb, the last thing I need here is your ill-informed negativity. Get out!
0:15:25 > 0:15:30Thanks for not exciting her (!) PRAHKA LASA CHANTS
0:15:30 > 0:15:36FRED: It's unnatural ! Terry!
0:15:36 > 0:15:39No, Prahka! Not yet!
0:15:39 > 0:15:45Prahka, not yet! I'm all right. I'm not ready.
0:15:46 > 0:15:50- Is everybody here bananas?- Mr Cobb.
0:15:50 > 0:15:53Let me explain something to you.
0:15:53 > 0:15:55You see...
0:15:55 > 0:16:00- Closer, please. - WEAK COUGHING
0:16:00 > 0:16:06- THAT'S for bananas! Now, get out ! - Keep your estates!
0:16:06 > 0:16:13Now you've hurt my hand. I'll tell Mr Schuyler you're an insolent toad
0:16:13 > 0:16:15and demand that he fire you.
0:16:15 > 0:16:23- Why don't you just enter his body and do it yourself?!- And don't you come back, you peasant!
0:16:24 > 0:16:32Because my grandfather didn't rape the environment and exploit the workers doesn't make me a peasant!
0:16:32 > 0:16:40It's not that he didn't want to. But, as a barber, he didn't have much opportunity!
0:16:42 > 0:16:49Grayson, bring the car... and my hairdresser and the gold and diamond jewellery. Over.
0:16:53 > 0:16:57Got to hand it to you, it's clever!
0:16:57 > 0:16:59- What is?- Your scam.
0:16:59 > 0:17:07It's legal, it's logical, but the bit with the bowl is overdoing it a little bit.
0:17:07 > 0:17:12The bowl's attuned to the harmonics of Miss Cutwater's life force.
0:17:12 > 0:17:21When her body dies it becomes the repository of her life force. It's the conduit from her body to mine.
0:17:21 > 0:17:28- Of course, if you're wrong you inherit 20 million bucks. - I don't want her money.
0:17:31 > 0:17:38At 15, I left home thinking I could find myself in the material world. I found only pain.
0:17:38 > 0:17:43His Holiness, Prahka Lasa teaches that possessions transmit pain.
0:17:43 > 0:17:51I want something more valuable than money. For it I give up my physical being and am one with the universe.
0:17:51 > 0:17:57And...don't you think that's just a little bit whacko?
0:17:57 > 0:18:00Feel my heart.
0:18:01 > 0:18:04You are unhappy.
0:18:04 > 0:18:11You are anxious and unfulfilled because you are not doing with your life as you wish.
0:18:11 > 0:18:15I am at peace. Which one of us is crazy?
0:18:15 > 0:18:18You are.
0:18:18 > 0:18:22Well...thank you.
0:18:36 > 0:18:38'Morning, Margo.
0:18:38 > 0:18:47- Mr Durant needs you to set up a Bermuda Corporation so he can write off his honeymoon. And...- Forget it.
0:18:47 > 0:18:54- I'm telling Schuyler he's to play me or trade me.- He's in the conference room with Miss Cutwater.
0:18:54 > 0:18:56She's here?!
0:18:56 > 0:19:04Also with her doctor, with her nurse, Mr Mifflin, some English girl with no bra
0:19:04 > 0:19:10and a Hindu, holding a bedpan on a stick. I don't think you should...
0:19:10 > 0:19:15Just a little bit to go over now. Are you strong enough to continue?
0:19:15 > 0:19:18What? ..Oh, I'm fine!
0:19:18 > 0:19:23- Really. - COUGHS AFFECTEDLY - Tell them.
0:19:23 > 0:19:29- She may die any minute.- Ignore her. She's trying to make me feel good!
0:19:30 > 0:19:33Very sorry to interrupt.
0:19:33 > 0:19:37Madam, I wish to apologise for upsetting you before.
0:19:37 > 0:19:41Mr Cobb, please. Don't grovel.
0:19:41 > 0:19:43I'm not grovelling.
0:19:43 > 0:19:46I'm apologising.
0:19:46 > 0:19:52- Can I see you...?- If you're here to save your job, it's too late.- What?
0:19:52 > 0:19:55It's quite lost by now.
0:19:57 > 0:20:00Let me tell you something.
0:20:00 > 0:20:07My father worked himself into an early grave, defending the rights of needy people.
0:20:07 > 0:20:14Mother became a plumber's assistant to let me study law and continue his work.
0:20:14 > 0:20:21- So if the only job I can get is in some skid row legal aid office, I'd take it...- Enough!!
0:20:21 > 0:20:28- You're an energy vampire.- Stop!- You suck the fun out of being a lawyer! - Stop!!
0:20:28 > 0:20:36- I have never heard such a moronic load of crap in my life!- I don't have to take that.- Not you, HER !
0:20:36 > 0:20:41- You hear what she wants to do with her soul?- Yeah!- Jesus Christ!- Nuts!
0:20:41 > 0:20:44But you. Roger, you've got guts!
0:20:44 > 0:20:51I never saw you stand up to anyone like that. You've a fire inside you.
0:20:51 > 0:20:53To defend those who really need you.
0:20:53 > 0:20:59- I never knew that about your father or mother.- I made that up.
0:20:59 > 0:21:04- You didn't?!- Yeah.- You son of a gun! - Was pretty good, huh?
0:21:04 > 0:21:09Roger, I have a case that needs a lawyer just like you.
0:21:09 > 0:21:13You win it and I'll put you up for a partnership.
0:21:13 > 0:21:21- This is not for one of these rich goofballs?- No. For a nice man who's getting divorced.
0:21:21 > 0:21:25- I think I'm gonna be a partner! - Mazeltov!
0:21:25 > 0:21:31O-oh, Bix, you're gonna be a partner's best friend!
0:21:31 > 0:21:34Call the Fulton Norris Orchestra.
0:21:34 > 0:21:42Tell them Miss Cutwater requests her favourite saxophone player, Tyrone Wattell, for a party.
0:21:42 > 0:21:48- She'd like him to receive 1,000 for the night.- What a guy!
0:21:48 > 0:21:51Now, then...
0:21:51 > 0:21:56Mr Mifflin can get Mr Cutassel. I'll sign as executor of the estate,
0:21:56 > 0:22:00and then we will be all signed, > sealed and...
0:22:03 > 0:22:05A tunnel!
0:22:05 > 0:22:10- Edwina?- With a very bright light. - I was afraid of this.
0:22:10 > 0:22:15- What the hell's she talking about? - Terry... Oh, Prahka.- Oh-h-h-h-h...
0:22:15 > 0:22:20PRAHKA CHANTS AMIDST CONFUSION
0:22:25 > 0:22:28Did she sign everything?!
0:22:28 > 0:22:31< Get me 10 IV. Hurry!
0:22:31 > 0:22:35SCHUYLER: Kim! Call the insurance company!
0:22:35 > 0:22:39CHANTING
0:22:42 > 0:22:46Doctor? I'm losing her. I'm losing her.
0:22:50 > 0:22:53Get out my way, you...!
0:22:55 > 0:22:58I lost her!
0:23:00 > 0:23:03BOWL CLATTERS TO GROUND
0:23:08 > 0:23:10- Where am I?- What?
0:23:10 > 0:23:18- GASPS - I'm breathing! I must be alive! - Who said that?- No, I just died.
0:23:18 > 0:23:22I'm picking up General Hospital in my fillings.
0:23:22 > 0:23:26Then, it worked! Oh, my Lord!!
0:23:29 > 0:23:32What the hell's happening to me?!
0:23:32 > 0:23:39- EFFEMINATELY: - 'I feel like...the healthiest woman alive! Oh-h-h!'
0:23:39 > 0:23:42Who said that?! I did.
0:23:42 > 0:23:45- I'm going crazy.- Uh-oh!
0:23:45 > 0:23:49- That does not sound like Fred's daughter.- No...
0:23:49 > 0:23:55I'm not going crazy. Something hit me on the head. I'm hallucinating.
0:23:55 > 0:23:59- GOD !!- Oh, shit!
0:23:59 > 0:24:04- What the hell are you doing there?! - I can't even die right!
0:24:04 > 0:24:06Why are you doing this to me?
0:24:06 > 0:24:12- Dear God, don't you get enough laughs? What did- I- do to you?!
0:24:12 > 0:24:17- Somebody tell me this is not happening.- I'm afraid it is.
0:24:17 > 0:24:22Let's just go have Prahka Lasa straighten out this mess.
0:24:22 > 0:24:24My right leg! I'm paralysed!
0:24:24 > 0:24:27- Here, let ME try.- Ah-h-h-h!!
0:24:29 > 0:24:34- We obviously have mutual control over our body.- "OUR" body?!
0:24:34 > 0:24:40- I'LL not share my body with anyone! - Everyone'll be real disappointed (!)
0:24:40 > 0:24:45Where are we going? 'We've got to find Prahka Lasa.' I can't go in.
0:24:45 > 0:24:50Schuyler'll think I'm... Excuse me, this is a private conversation. NO!
0:24:50 > 0:24:53PLEASE, just do as I say.
0:24:53 > 0:24:56Oh-h-h-h-h!!
0:24:56 > 0:24:59BOTH STRAINING
0:25:03 > 0:25:08Ah, you seem to have control over the left side of your body,
0:25:08 > 0:25:14while I feel dominant on the right. Oh, let GO of that!
0:25:14 > 0:25:17Oh, you bitch!
0:25:17 > 0:25:22'How about a little respect for the deceased?
0:25:22 > 0:25:27'Let go of my hand, you brute!' ..I will not!
0:25:30 > 0:25:37If you want me out of you then you must stop this ridiculous behaviour!
0:25:37 > 0:25:45Lady, I don't know how you got in there, but I'm gonna get you out of me right now. Let's go!
0:25:45 > 0:25:50Just wait. I'LL go first. Calm down and try to concentrate.
0:25:50 > 0:25:56I'm the right side, and you're the left. First me, then you.
0:25:56 > 0:25:59Me, you.
0:25:59 > 0:26:01See? If we just co-operate.
0:26:01 > 0:26:04We have to find Prahka Lasa.
0:26:04 > 0:26:11- There's something we have to do first.- What?- Take a leak.
0:26:15 > 0:26:17Bix, go see Margo!
0:26:17 > 0:26:23Your foot, my foot, your foot, my foot. Very good! Your foot...
0:26:23 > 0:26:25You're doing wonderfully well !
0:26:25 > 0:26:28- Isn't it awful ?- You've no idea.
0:26:28 > 0:26:33'I can't go in the men's room!' Shut up and do as I say!
0:26:33 > 0:26:36WHISTLING
0:26:40 > 0:26:43Don't you ever yell at me again!
0:26:43 > 0:26:50- I'm sorry, but this is NOT my idea of a good time!- It's not my best day. I just died.
0:26:50 > 0:26:55Oh...God! YOU'LL have to do it.
0:26:55 > 0:26:59- I'll have to do what? - You know. Take it out.
0:26:59 > 0:27:03- Take what out? - The little fireman.
0:27:03 > 0:27:10- Little fireman? - My PENIS !!- How dare you say "penis" to a dead person!
0:27:10 > 0:27:18Listen, lady, if you don't give "Big Ed" some air he's gonna piss all over your half of MY body!
0:27:18 > 0:27:23Mr Cobb, if you are trying to scare me, it won't work.
0:27:32 > 0:27:35Stop it! Stop it!!
0:27:35 > 0:27:39..All right, first, let go of your gr-r-rip.
0:27:41 > 0:27:46Now, slowly take your hand... Now, slowly!! All right.
0:27:46 > 0:27:48We're going to try it again.
0:27:49 > 0:27:52Carefully. Very carefully.
0:27:54 > 0:27:57SIMULTANEOUS CLEARING OF THROATS
0:27:57 > 0:28:03- What the hell are you DOING in there?! - Trying to release your "Mr Ed".
0:28:03 > 0:28:09- Don't play with it!- You needn't talk. I can hear your thoughts.
0:28:09 > 0:28:14Oh, great! Just what I always wanted (!)
0:28:14 > 0:28:18URINATES
0:28:27 > 0:28:30- Shall I tap?- Yes.
0:28:30 > 0:28:33- Tap, tap.- Thank you.
0:28:33 > 0:28:38I meant what I said about yelling.
0:28:41 > 0:28:46I was, uh... just talking to myself in there.
0:28:46 > 0:28:52- Was nothing much.- There's Fred's daughter!- 'Yoo-hoo, Terry!'
0:28:52 > 0:28:59- From now on, don't use my mouth. Try to walk more like a man! - All right.
0:29:00 > 0:29:06- I feel so terrible.- I know. It's not your fault it didn't work.
0:29:06 > 0:29:11- How do you know it didn't work? - You'll not believe...
0:29:11 > 0:29:16- Where's the swami?- He left. He's shy.- Left?! Where did he go?!
0:29:16 > 0:29:21- 'Don't worry. I know where he'll be.' You'd better!- Mr Cobb?
0:29:21 > 0:29:26- D'you still want to go through the transmigration thing?- Yes.- Mr Cobb?
0:29:26 > 0:29:29Excuse me. Mr Schuyler wants you.
0:29:29 > 0:29:32Thanks. Where can we reach you?
0:29:32 > 0:29:37- I'm staying at Miss Cutwater's. Who's "we"?- Roger, he said NOW.
0:29:37 > 0:29:40I'll explain later. Trust me.
0:29:42 > 0:29:45Don't swing your arm so much!
0:29:45 > 0:29:53There's something odd about Cobb. You've just noticed he's odd?! He's speaking with a funny voice.
0:29:53 > 0:29:57Have you heard his secretary? He's...
0:29:57 > 0:30:00We'll discuss this later.
0:30:02 > 0:30:05'Tattle-tale!'
0:30:05 > 0:30:13- YOU feeling okay?- Yeah. Just this Cutwater thing got under my skin. I need leave...- No. Court tomorrow.
0:30:13 > 0:30:17- Tomorrow. I...- Clear the decks.
0:30:17 > 0:30:20Sit down.
0:30:20 > 0:30:22It's MY divorce.
0:30:22 > 0:30:25Nobody knew.
0:30:25 > 0:30:31It's embarrassing. Seymour was representing me. Wanted me to settle.
0:30:31 > 0:30:40- If you want a partnership, you do for me what you did in...- Oh, God, not now!- Explain what happened.
0:30:40 > 0:30:43If I tell him, he'll put me away.
0:30:43 > 0:30:50- First, there's something very personal I have to clear up. - Sit down. I'll tell everything.
0:30:50 > 0:30:54- No...- Don't be embarrassed.
0:30:54 > 0:31:02- I started cheating on my wife three years ago.- Oh, goody, man-talk!- I never intended to.
0:31:02 > 0:31:09- Women started throwing themselves at me.- 'You must be joking!'- What? - I must be choking.
0:31:09 > 0:31:16- I know it's not because I'm Paul Newman.- 'You can say that again!' - What?!- Could you say that again?
0:31:18 > 0:31:23- I'm not Paul Newman? - NOT Paul Newman.
0:31:25 > 0:31:27Anyway,
0:31:27 > 0:31:32it seems that one of my wife's best friends suddenly lost her husband.
0:31:32 > 0:31:35Women usually do outlive their men.
0:31:35 > 0:31:40Naturally, she found herself cut off from her normal sexual relations
0:31:40 > 0:31:47- and...- And you comforted her. You did nothing wrong. - Yeah, I was incredible!
0:31:47 > 0:31:50I think I can figure out the rest.
0:31:50 > 0:31:55- Then another was widowed... - Two indiscretions. No big deal.
0:31:55 > 0:31:58And another one, and, em, another.
0:31:58 > 0:32:03Soon, just going to a funeral would give me a hard-on.
0:32:03 > 0:32:10- Speaking on behalf of the dead, I find this disgusting!- I got the picture.- It's not just sex.
0:32:10 > 0:32:14Let me tell you.
0:32:14 > 0:32:19These sweet, darling ladies have given new purpose to my life...
0:32:19 > 0:32:22Are you all right?
0:32:22 > 0:32:25- Fine. Fine.- Oops, sorry!
0:32:25 > 0:32:27Do you understand what I'm saying?
0:32:27 > 0:32:32I get to give love and happiness to people who really need it.
0:32:32 > 0:32:38Hell, I'm the West Coast distributor of love and happiness.
0:32:38 > 0:32:45- I should get a dinner, not court. - HE should get a social disease! - I won't let you down.- I hope not.
0:32:45 > 0:32:48Shake hands with him, like a man.
0:32:48 > 0:32:51Crazy musicians!
0:32:51 > 0:32:54- You won't regret this.- I know.
0:32:54 > 0:33:00If I do, you'll never practise in the Free World again.
0:33:04 > 0:33:10- I certainly hope you plan on losing that case!- How'd it go?
0:33:10 > 0:33:13- I plan to lose YOU!- Thanks a lot!
0:33:13 > 0:33:19You've a lot to learn about making someone feel welcome.
0:33:19 > 0:33:24I never liked you when you were in your body. I hate you in mine!!
0:33:24 > 0:33:28Why are YOU getting so upset?
0:33:28 > 0:33:33'Cause I want my body back! I want my freedom and my privacy!
0:33:33 > 0:33:38- To take a leak and not be fondled. - It may be hard to believe,
0:33:38 > 0:33:44but fondling you as you make pee-pee is not my idea of fun.
0:33:44 > 0:33:47Fine... Fine!
0:33:47 > 0:33:51It's two o'clock. I have a lot of work to do.
0:33:51 > 0:33:57- I want you out of me by 3.15. Now, where's the swami?- Well...
0:33:57 > 0:33:59He's never been away from Tibet,
0:33:59 > 0:34:05so I've put him up at the Ambassador. What IS the number?
0:34:05 > 0:34:08Hotels. H... H... H...
0:34:08 > 0:34:10HUMMING
0:34:10 > 0:34:15- #- Let your fingers do...- # - Here it is! The Ambassador.
0:34:15 > 0:34:18And look over here! Arlington!
0:34:18 > 0:34:23Where Mummy, in spring '62, had her amethyst stolen. Distressing!
0:34:23 > 0:34:26GIVE me that!!
0:34:27 > 0:34:31SINGS QUIETLY
0:34:35 > 0:34:38FLUSHES, PHONE RINGS
0:34:38 > 0:34:41SWAMI MIMICS "RINGING" FROM BIDET
0:34:41 > 0:34:46FLUSHES, RINGING CONTINUES Ring!
0:34:46 > 0:34:50FLUSH, RING Ring!
0:34:50 > 0:34:54FLUSHES, PHONE STOPS RINGING
0:34:58 > 0:35:01No. He hasn't checked out.
0:35:09 > 0:35:12- Oh, dear.- Yeah. Oh, dear (!)
0:35:12 > 0:35:18- "I know where to find him". Good going, Edwina (!)- Miss Cutwater.
0:35:18 > 0:35:21Hi, Margo. Oh, hi, Peg.
0:35:21 > 0:35:27Anyone fondling me in a men's room, I can be on first name terms with!
0:35:27 > 0:35:31- 'You told me to pull out your penis.'- Coffee?
0:35:34 > 0:35:37Where is she?!
0:35:37 > 0:35:40Oh, boy...
0:35:40 > 0:35:44- WHERE is she?!- There's nobody here. - Liar!! I heard her.
0:35:44 > 0:35:51- So you wanna get married?- There's nobody else here.- You little slut!
0:35:51 > 0:35:53'Who is she calling a slut?!' SHH!
0:35:55 > 0:35:58I heard that!
0:35:58 > 0:36:03- Where is she?- It was me. Bix, stop!
0:36:03 > 0:36:06- It was you?- I was talking to myself.
0:36:06 > 0:36:13- Listen. 'Your perfume suits you. It's cheap and common.' - Your side!
0:36:13 > 0:36:18- Who fondled you in the men's room? - Me.- Liar!- How DARE she!- Edwina!
0:36:18 > 0:36:22Edwina?! My name is Peggy, you pig!
0:36:22 > 0:36:27No, let me explain. It's Edwina Cutwater, she died today.
0:36:27 > 0:36:30..You did it with a DEAD woman?!
0:36:30 > 0:36:33- No...- Roger, you are sick!
0:36:33 > 0:36:41- To think I came up here to discuss marrying you, even though I heard what you're doing to Mother.- What?
0:36:41 > 0:36:48- You're going to court to represent "the other side" against my mother. - I'm representing your father!
0:36:48 > 0:36:51- To beat my mother!- Oh, God...!
0:36:51 > 0:36:56- If you do this, we're through.- If I don't your father'll have my balls.
0:36:56 > 0:36:59Then it's either me or your balls.
0:36:59 > 0:37:01But you can't have both!
0:37:03 > 0:37:05Mmm...
0:37:05 > 0:37:13I'm not sure what purpose balls serve, but they've got to make a better pair than the two of you.
0:37:14 > 0:37:16Well?
0:37:16 > 0:37:21- I'm very attached to them, Peg. - Goodbye, Roger.
0:37:23 > 0:37:27By the way, I never liked your dog!
0:37:27 > 0:37:29And I think jazz is stupid!
0:37:35 > 0:37:37..And I faked all those orgasms.
0:37:45 > 0:37:48Sound familiar (?)
0:37:48 > 0:37:51Yeah, well I faked mine...too...
0:37:54 > 0:38:00Aw, we're better off without HER. She just isn't right for us.
0:38:04 > 0:38:12- Ever since our "accident", I have sensed a lot of hostility coming from you.- Well, excuse me (!)
0:38:12 > 0:38:20But I'm watching my entire career go down the sewer 'cause I've got a dead woman living inside me.
0:38:20 > 0:38:29- The only one who can get you out is a cosmic weirdo you can't find! - I can... Wait! D'you have a car?
0:38:30 > 0:38:33- Oo-h, this is fun!- Dammit!
0:38:33 > 0:38:38- Whee-ee!- What are you doing? - I'm gonna learn how to drive.
0:38:38 > 0:38:44- What are all these pedal things? - Get your foot off the gas!
0:38:44 > 0:38:50- Ow! I could strangle this mangey mongrel !- All right. That's it.
0:38:50 > 0:38:57- This isn't the way! Where are we going?- I'll not submit my dog to this, one minute more. Tyrone!
0:38:57 > 0:39:00Oh, great! I gotta talk to you.
0:39:00 > 0:39:09Roger Dodger! Got a call from the union about some gig. Wouldn't say who recommended me. Had to be you.
0:39:09 > 0:39:12- Thanks.- Hey. 'Can we get on?'
0:39:12 > 0:39:16- Someone with you?- Sort of, yeah.
0:39:16 > 0:39:19Well, introduce me to the lady.
0:39:19 > 0:39:22Edwina Cutwater, Tyrone Wattell.
0:39:22 > 0:39:25'Pleased to meet you.'
0:39:25 > 0:39:29Pleased to meet you. Hairy knuckles for a chick.
0:39:29 > 0:39:35- I need your help. Can you take care of Bix for a few days?- Sure, I'd...
0:39:35 > 0:39:41- Wait a minute. What's wrong?- I don't think I can explain.- WHAT'S wrong?
0:39:41 > 0:39:43Well... Edwina died today.
0:39:43 > 0:39:52- Her soul entered me and took over half of my body.- Why didn't you say so?- I knew you'd understand.
0:39:52 > 0:39:59- I got friends crazier than you, but I ain't got many better.- Thanks. Go, Bix.
0:39:59 > 0:40:02Come, Bix. Nice meeting you, Edwina.
0:40:02 > 0:40:06- 'Bye!' - SCREECH OF TYRES
0:40:08 > 0:40:14A woman who would rather buy a candle than curse the darkness.
0:40:14 > 0:40:20- CHOIR SINGS SOFTLY IN BACKGROUND - Boy, you pack 'em in, don't you (!)
0:40:20 > 0:40:25- (Come in.) I'll start over, if you like.- Uh, no, thank you.
0:40:28 > 0:40:33And we wonder, oh, Lord, what it means when a person passes away
0:40:33 > 0:40:39- and so few take the time to pay final respects.- Oh, big deal (!)
0:40:39 > 0:40:41He's not here. Let's go find him.
0:40:41 > 0:40:49- We HAVE received a number of mailgrams from bereaved loved ones.- Wait! I must hear this.
0:40:49 > 0:40:56- I have to prepare for the most important case of my life. Come on.- No! I want to hear this!
0:40:56 > 0:40:59- Really...- I mean it. SIT !!
0:40:59 > 0:41:05- Very touching. "We will miss her. Bellaire Oxygen Supply Co."- Sweet.
0:41:05 > 0:41:10"She was truly a great customer. J & J Wheelchairs."
0:41:10 > 0:41:12They remembered!
0:41:12 > 0:41:21- From Browning Orthopaedic Mattresses "May she continue to rest in peace". - How deeply touching!
0:41:33 > 0:41:36- Mr Cobb.- Huh...?- Mr Cobb.
0:41:36 > 0:41:39Oh, hi.
0:41:39 > 0:41:41What...?
0:41:41 > 0:41:49- What time is it?- Almost midnight. This morning you were going to tell me how you knew it didn't work.
0:41:49 > 0:41:51Oh, God...
0:41:51 > 0:41:54Edwina?
0:41:54 > 0:41:56She's asleep.
0:41:56 > 0:42:01- Who's asleep?- Sh-h. Edwina. Don't wake her. Wow...!
0:42:01 > 0:42:05- This is great when she's asleep! - She's dead.
0:42:05 > 0:42:10No, she's not. She entered me instead of you.
0:42:10 > 0:42:13- What?- Where's the swami?
0:42:13 > 0:42:18- I haven't seen him.- Maybe he's back at the hotel.- I called. He's not.
0:42:18 > 0:42:23We should go there and wait for him. I can't take much mo...
0:42:23 > 0:42:26Oh, dear! Relax. Stop worrying.
0:42:26 > 0:42:34- I really think we ought to go find him.- I'm sure he'll help you more tomorrow morning.
0:42:34 > 0:42:42If Miss Cutwater really is inside you, he will help her leave your body and enter mine...
0:42:42 > 0:42:44Okay.
0:42:47 > 0:42:50Mr Cobb.
0:42:50 > 0:42:52This morning,
0:42:52 > 0:42:59- when I placed your hand on my heart, did you feel anything special?- Yes.
0:42:59 > 0:43:02- I felt your left...- Yes.
0:43:02 > 0:43:07I felt something very special pass between us.
0:43:07 > 0:43:14Oh, Mr Cobb, by this time tomorrow, my soul will be gone. I want to know love, one last time.
0:43:14 > 0:43:19- If you think we really ought to... - Please, Mr Cobb...
0:43:19 > 0:43:24Let me take the memory of passion to sustain me in the next world.
0:43:24 > 0:43:27So this would be, like,
0:43:28 > 0:43:33- for a good cause?- Oh, yes...
0:43:34 > 0:43:37(God... We have to be VERY quiet!)
0:43:37 > 0:43:40Sure! Sure!
0:43:47 > 0:43:50Good cause. It's for a good cause.
0:43:56 > 0:43:59I'm ready, Mr Cobb. Take me!
0:43:59 > 0:44:02Keep sleeping, Edwina.
0:44:02 > 0:44:06- SHE MOANS - Now!
0:44:20 > 0:44:24- SLEEPY SIGHING - What...? What IS all this?
0:44:24 > 0:44:27- What's going on here?- Oh, no!
0:44:27 > 0:44:32- Oh, yes...- What ARE you doing to her?- I'm not doing anything.
0:44:32 > 0:44:37Go back to sleep. You're dreaming. 'Why, Miss Hoskins! You whore!'
0:44:37 > 0:44:40'You lascivious whore!' Oh, no!
0:44:40 > 0:44:44- Oh, YES ! - 'You're a shameless little slut!'
0:44:44 > 0:44:47- Yes!- Shut up!- Talk dirty.
0:44:47 > 0:44:52- 'You're nothing but a cheap sex tramp!'- Good! Good!
0:44:52 > 0:44:56Now, call me a poodle. Call me a cheap, slut, sex poodle.
0:44:56 > 0:45:01- 'You deserve a good spanking!' - Oo-oh, Mr Cobb!
0:45:01 > 0:45:08- 'Oh, you... You little bad bunny!' Edwina! No!- Mr Cobb, YES ! You love rocket!
0:45:08 > 0:45:14- 'Stop talking like that!' - Spank me again, you bad boy! - Edwina, stop it!
0:45:14 > 0:45:19'She should be ashamed of herself! And you should, too!' HEY !!
0:45:19 > 0:45:22Mr Cobb...!
0:45:23 > 0:45:28Edwina, go away! 'I own that body. What if you got her pregnant?'
0:45:28 > 0:45:36- No, YOU have no right! 'And you have no class. You're crude and unattractive.'- God, it IS her!
0:45:38 > 0:45:43I'm sorry you had such a lousy life, I really am.
0:45:43 > 0:45:46Just 'cos nobody did this to you...
0:45:46 > 0:45:52I am quite proud of my virginity! It's a thing I always treasured.
0:45:52 > 0:45:56- Nobody else ever wanted it!! - DOOR SLAMS
0:45:56 > 0:45:58Terry, wait!
0:46:03 > 0:46:06SIGHING
0:46:08 > 0:46:10Lady,
0:46:10 > 0:46:15if Prahka-CACA doesn't show up by tomorrow, I'm gonna get a lobotomy,
0:46:15 > 0:46:20or something. But you're getting the keys to the street!
0:46:20 > 0:46:23Oh, stop being such a martyr.
0:46:23 > 0:46:30- As soon as I'm not dead any more, I'll pay you for your troubles. - It's why no-one was at the service.
0:46:30 > 0:46:33You forgot to hire mourners.
0:46:33 > 0:46:39- You're an insensitive horse's ass. D'you know that?- Drop dead!
0:46:39 > 0:46:42Look, Cobb, I am talking to you!
0:46:42 > 0:46:48There's a good reason why nobody showed up at my memorial service.
0:46:48 > 0:46:52- Yeah? What?- I have no friends.
0:46:54 > 0:47:01I'm looking back at an entire lifetime, and I don't have one friend.
0:47:01 > 0:47:04I've never had any friends.
0:47:04 > 0:47:09I've had only nannies and tutors and servants and nurses...
0:47:09 > 0:47:16Once my parents hired a clown to entertain me. But he didn't like me.
0:47:16 > 0:47:24And when my parents weren't in the room, he'd just sit there without even trying to amuse me.
0:47:29 > 0:47:32That's a terrible clown!
0:47:32 > 0:47:35Yes. Well, that's not all.
0:47:35 > 0:47:42When Fred's daughter was a little girl, she'd come to my house to visit her father.
0:47:42 > 0:47:49The nurses would push my oxygen tent over to the window to let me watch her and all her friends
0:47:49 > 0:47:54ride my horses and swim in my pool and run and play and laugh.
0:47:54 > 0:47:57And dance... Oh...
0:47:57 > 0:48:00And I swore
0:48:00 > 0:48:07I'd give every cent I had to be able to do all that. To be free. To be like HER.
0:48:07 > 0:48:13Well... Well, I've humiliated myself.
0:48:14 > 0:48:21Anyway, what I really wanted to say was I'm sorry I spoiled your birthday.
0:48:21 > 0:48:30- I'm sorry if I made your being dead an unpleasant experience.- I AM dead, aren't I? Make me not dead.
0:48:30 > 0:48:33I can't, Edwina.
0:48:33 > 0:48:36No sense wishing.
0:48:39 > 0:48:42I feel MUCH better.
0:48:42 > 0:48:48- It's late. Go back to sleep. - Well, aren't YOU coming to bed?
0:48:48 > 0:48:51- YAWNING - I can't.
0:48:51 > 0:48:57I gotta prepare for this case tomorrow. YOU go to sleep.
0:48:57 > 0:49:01- SHE YAWNS - Okay. Goodnight, Roger.
0:49:01 > 0:49:04Goodnight, Edwina.
0:49:05 > 0:49:09Roger! Roger!
0:49:09 > 0:49:13Roger, wake up. Funeral time.
0:49:13 > 0:49:18Let's go! We've got to get up, Roger. Come on! Up, up! Let's go!
0:49:18 > 0:49:23Did you have a good night's sleep last night?
0:49:23 > 0:49:28Oh, yeah. Got the full seven, seven and a half minutes.
0:49:28 > 0:49:31Oh, God...
0:49:34 > 0:49:37CHANTING
0:49:37 > 0:49:40PHONE RINGS
0:49:40 > 0:49:43HE SINGS: # Ring! #
0:49:43 > 0:49:47FLUSHING AND "RINGING"
0:49:47 > 0:49:50# Ring!
0:49:50 > 0:49:53# Ring! #
0:49:53 > 0:49:56PHONE RINGS OUT
0:49:56 > 0:49:59Roger!
0:50:05 > 0:50:13- All right, I'm awake!- You've no idea what it's like to be in a healthier body than ever before!
0:50:13 > 0:50:16I tried to find out last night.
0:50:16 > 0:50:21I cannot believe you are still upset about that. Careful.
0:50:21 > 0:50:23Of course you can't! Hurry this up.
0:50:23 > 0:50:31Your problem is, you don't understand how life is to be lived. To be experienced and savoured.
0:50:31 > 0:50:39I know. Why d'you think I've gone to so much trouble and expense to buy another chance?
0:50:39 > 0:50:47- Because you mistakenly assume it'll make a difference.- It will, too! - You'll still be the same sourpuss.
0:50:47 > 0:50:50- As bitter and alone as ever.- No.
0:50:50 > 0:50:55I'm gonna dance, I'm gonna twirl and spin.
0:50:55 > 0:50:59I'm going to cha-cha-cha and dip deeply.
0:50:59 > 0:51:02- Go like this...- Too unattractive.
0:51:02 > 0:51:07So is a deep scar. Just do as I say, we don't have time to argue.
0:51:07 > 0:51:12- My funeral's not until 10.30. - I've to be in court at 8.30!
0:51:12 > 0:51:20- How are we gonna make the 10.30 funeral if you've to be in court? - I'll figure it out at 10.29.
0:51:20 > 0:51:23You're cranky when you're tired.
0:51:23 > 0:51:29Do you recognise your signature on this cheque? Yes.
0:51:29 > 0:51:31On this? Yes.
0:51:31 > 0:51:34And this?
0:51:34 > 0:51:38Yes. No further questions.
0:51:38 > 0:51:41- Counsellor?- Roger?
0:51:41 > 0:51:44Roger!
0:51:44 > 0:51:46Roger! Oh, my God!
0:51:46 > 0:51:49You can't fall asleep on me now!
0:51:49 > 0:51:52- < Counsellor?- 'Just a second!'
0:51:52 > 0:51:55Roger, please, wake up!
0:51:55 > 0:51:58Counsellor, the court is waiting.
0:52:04 > 0:52:07'Uh... Your honour, I...'
0:52:07 > 0:52:10Edwina, a man! Act like a man!
0:52:10 > 0:52:14- 'Your honour, I...' - DEEPLY - 'Your Honour.
0:52:14 > 0:52:18- 'Aw-w, gosh...' - CLEARING THROAT
0:52:20 > 0:52:22'Uh...'
0:52:27 > 0:52:29Proceed.
0:52:29 > 0:52:38- What the hell's the matter with you? - 'I'm just a little nervous.'- Don't be. It's just your career at stake.
0:52:38 > 0:52:41- EFFEMINATELY - 'Mr Schuyler...
0:52:41 > 0:52:49- DEEP "MAE WEST" VOICE - 'You didn't really give those women a half a million dollars in gifts?'
0:52:49 > 0:52:51Yes, I did.
0:52:51 > 0:52:59- VERY DEEPLY - 'OH-H-H-H-H... I bet you had a darn good reason.'
0:52:59 > 0:53:04- (Why are you acting like this?) - 'Say yes.'- Yes.
0:53:04 > 0:53:08'He had a darn good reason!'
0:53:09 > 0:53:12- Proceed.- 'Proceed.'
0:53:12 > 0:53:17Proceed, Edwina. Like a man. Proceed like a man.
0:53:22 > 0:53:30- 'Wait a second! Every Christmas, you gave me... You gave, uh, Miss Cutwater darling little gifts.- Yes.
0:53:30 > 0:53:35'So it is your practice. Indeed, ladies and gentlemen of the...world
0:53:35 > 0:53:40'it is standard practice among many business professionals
0:53:40 > 0:53:45- 'to reward valued clients with gifts, is it not?'- Yeah.
0:53:45 > 0:53:49Yes, it is! Objection.
0:53:49 > 0:53:57The money came from the Schuylers' account and cannot be construed as business gifts.
0:53:57 > 0:54:00'GOOD point, toots!
0:54:00 > 0:54:05'Women! Can't live with them, can't live without 'em!'
0:54:05 > 0:54:08Oh, Roger, please wake up!
0:54:08 > 0:54:11Mr Cobb.
0:54:13 > 0:54:15I'm sorry, Roger.
0:54:15 > 0:54:21ROGER !! WA-A-A-A-AKE U-U-U-U-UP!
0:54:26 > 0:54:29- Mr Cobb, are you all right?- Yeah...
0:54:29 > 0:54:34- (No problem.)- How do you respond to the objection?- Objection?
0:54:34 > 0:54:38Uh... Could you read that back?
0:54:38 > 0:54:45"The money came from the Schuylers' account and cannot be construed as business gifts."
0:54:45 > 0:54:52- Business gifts?- Sorry, couldn't think of...- You're brilliant!
0:54:52 > 0:54:57Your Honour, Mrs Schuyler's sole source of support was Mr Schuyler.
0:54:57 > 0:55:04His source of income was his law firm, so the better his business was, the more he could take home.
0:55:04 > 0:55:10Therefore, since business gifts are intended to increase business,
0:55:10 > 0:55:18the more generous Mr Schuyler was with his gift-giving, the more able he was to support Mrs Schuyler.
0:55:20 > 0:55:23Give me a minute.
0:55:26 > 0:55:34Oh, Edwina, I could kiss you! We're gonna win it, I'm gonna get my partnership and make that funeral.
0:55:34 > 0:55:43- None of those women were clients, but I won't tell if you...- What? - Objection overruled.- Thank you.
0:55:43 > 0:55:50- Just a second. This isn't fair! - I move... 'Those women were not...' Shut up!
0:55:50 > 0:55:52- What did you just say?- Nothing.
0:55:52 > 0:55:59- Just tell me.- I said nothing. - Not his what?- N... 'Not his clie...'
0:55:59 > 0:56:02- Are you all right?- Bit my tongue.
0:56:02 > 0:56:08- Mr Schuyler, were any of those women clients of yours?- 'Here we go!'
0:56:09 > 0:56:11No.
0:56:11 > 0:56:15- You're dead-meat. - Edwina soul's inside me.
0:56:15 > 0:56:20'Blame it on me!' I had it won. 'I did, but it was wrong.'
0:56:20 > 0:56:26'I'll not be party to unfairness.' Fairness?! In a court of law (?)
0:56:26 > 0:56:29That'll be 500, contempt of court.
0:56:29 > 0:56:35- 'Good for you, Judge!'- 1,000. - You shut up!- YOU shut up! 1,500!
0:56:35 > 0:56:41- Not you, her!- Shut up!- 'Huh! - I- contributed to your campaign!'
0:56:41 > 0:56:462,000! Better throw this jackass out of my court!
0:56:46 > 0:56:50I'm going to the State Bar. You're a lunatic!
0:56:50 > 0:56:53He's a pervert! Plays with himself!
0:56:53 > 0:56:58He had sex with a dead body. You're fired, Cobb!
0:57:00 > 0:57:05Oh, Roger, I see what you mean about "life is to be savoured"!
0:57:05 > 0:57:08It's SO... It's SO dramatic!
0:57:08 > 0:57:10I am going to KILL you!
0:57:10 > 0:57:13I was just trying to help.
0:57:13 > 0:57:15You failed!
0:57:15 > 0:57:23D'you know what's happened to me since you've been helping me?! I've lost my girl, my job...
0:57:23 > 0:57:26Broke my sunglasses. Stop helping!
0:57:26 > 0:57:29You know, you are SO ungrateful !
0:57:29 > 0:57:37If it weren't for me, you would get that partnership and you'd HAVE to take cases like that.
0:57:37 > 0:57:43- You'd be married to Peggy. Is THAT savouring life? - YOU can talk!
0:57:43 > 0:57:48I spent my life in a sickbed. What's YOUR excuse?
0:57:48 > 0:57:53It's just like a dead person to say that.
0:57:57 > 0:58:00- How much to the airport? - Thirty bucks.
0:58:00 > 0:58:07- Here's 100. Pan-Am Airlines. - This flight's not till midnight. - Make it 200.
0:58:07 > 0:58:13- No problem! > No problem.- Bon voyage! - Voyage.
0:58:14 > 0:58:21- We're wasting time. Let's get to the cemetery.- He'd better be there.- Maybe...- He'd better!!
0:58:21 > 0:58:27There's the elevator. Hurry! Oh, I LOVE running!
0:58:36 > 0:58:39- You seen Prahka?- Hoped you had.
0:58:39 > 0:58:44- I stopped by the hotel this morning. He wasn't there.- Oh, God!
0:58:44 > 0:58:46What is THAT?
0:58:46 > 0:58:51Who are all those people behind my hearse?
0:58:51 > 0:58:55- I invited them.- What d'you mean?!
0:58:55 > 0:59:00Last night while you were asleep, I...wanted to surprise you.
0:59:00 > 0:59:05I thought it might make your funeral a little more...fun.
0:59:06 > 0:59:09Edwina?
0:59:09 > 0:59:11Ed... Edwina?
0:59:13 > 0:59:17Have you got a mirror? A compact?
0:59:18 > 0:59:21Thank you.
0:59:24 > 0:59:27Ooh! Oh, Roger! Thank you!
0:59:27 > 0:59:32Okay, okay! Don't make a big deal out of it. I just...
0:59:32 > 0:59:38I just did it 'cause I thought I liked you. I got over it. Come on.
0:59:38 > 0:59:40It's all right. I'm okay, now.
0:59:40 > 0:59:44- I'm fine.- You're okay?- Yes.
0:59:44 > 0:59:49It's the... It's the nicest thing anybody's ever done for me!
0:59:49 > 0:59:53- Don't say that.- But it IS !
0:59:53 > 0:59:55LOUD SOBBING
0:59:55 > 1:00:00You're the best friend I've ever had.
1:00:04 > 1:00:07- Thanks.- Are you all right?
1:00:07 > 1:00:10Oh, yeah. The music got to me.
1:00:13 > 1:00:18And I will dwell in the House of the Lord forever. Amen.
1:00:18 > 1:00:23BAND PLAYS LIVELY JAZZ TUNE
1:00:32 > 1:00:34Terry!
1:00:34 > 1:00:39I have this terrible feeling we'll never see Prahka Lasa again.
1:00:39 > 1:00:44- We've gotta find that guy. Maybe he's back at the hotel.- He's not.
1:00:44 > 1:00:49..Hey, maybe he's trying to get home. Let's check the airport.
1:00:49 > 1:00:56- You may be right about the hotel. We should try there first.- Okay.
1:01:02 > 1:01:07- What are you doing? - You may not have another chance.
1:01:07 > 1:01:11- But I don't...- Please, Roger.
1:01:11 > 1:01:18- I want to feel your naked skin next to mine. I want to feel our bodies merge.- I guess a quick merge is OK.
1:01:18 > 1:01:23Oh, no you don't! Do we have to go through this again?
1:01:23 > 1:01:26Relax. You may learn something.
1:01:26 > 1:01:31- We have to find Prahka Lasa. - I'm just taking a little breather.
1:01:31 > 1:01:41- Put your little breather back in your trousers and...- Don't I excite you?- Edwina! What're you...?
1:01:41 > 1:01:46- I am thinking of very old nuns. - Please don't do this to me!
1:01:46 > 1:01:49- Roger, don't you want me?- Oh, God!
1:01:49 > 1:01:55Now she's thinking of dead kittens! Would you excuse us?!
1:01:55 > 1:02:01All right! What happened to "Oh, Roger, you're my best friend"?
1:02:01 > 1:02:06I just don't feel like performing a sexual act on Fred's daughter.
1:02:06 > 1:02:13- She could perform one on us?- No! - PLEASE !- What is so important about sex?- What is so important?
1:02:13 > 1:02:21That's like saying, "What's so important about laughing?", or Duke Ellington or the World Series.
1:02:21 > 1:02:24It makes you feel you're living.
1:02:24 > 1:02:27I am already glad to be alive.
1:02:27 > 1:02:35I don't need to play tonsil hockey with some English tart to feel good. I already feel good.
1:02:35 > 1:02:43- I feel quite tingly.- Those are MY tingles you're feeling.- What? - It's called sexual excitement.
1:02:43 > 1:02:48- It is?- Yes, and if you think THIS feels good,
1:02:48 > 1:02:53wait till you feel what a hot, passionate boffing feels like.
1:02:53 > 1:02:58- What happens? Better tingles? - O-o-o-oh, MAJOR tingles!
1:02:58 > 1:03:05- But will she still respect us in the morning?- She doesn't now. - Let's boff.
1:03:05 > 1:03:11- Oh, dear! This could be sort of embarrassing.- For who?
1:03:11 > 1:03:18- For me! As soon as I get Terry's body you'll know what I look like naked.- I won't tell.- Thanks.
1:03:18 > 1:03:21You're welcome. Now, shut up!
1:03:21 > 1:03:24What should I do? How can I help?
1:03:24 > 1:03:28- Fantasize.- I'm good at that. - Oh, Terry...!
1:03:28 > 1:03:31- Oh, Roger!- 'Oh, Clark!'
1:03:31 > 1:03:34Wait a second. Right!
1:03:36 > 1:03:39- What are you doing?!- Fantasizing.
1:03:39 > 1:03:47- My head is filled with pictures of Clark Gable taking his shirt off. - It's hot!- It's cooling me off.
1:03:47 > 1:03:50It's making me tingle like crazy!
1:03:50 > 1:03:57- Just throw in a couple of women on top of him and we're in business! Okay?- Okay.
1:03:58 > 1:04:01- Is it all right now?- Sort of.
1:04:01 > 1:04:08She's got the whole cast of "Gone With the Wind" humping in my head.
1:04:08 > 1:04:16- Oh, Roger...- Oh, Terry... - Oh, Clark, Vivien and Olivia! Oh, Ashley...! Butterfly!
1:04:16 > 1:04:19CLANGING
1:04:19 > 1:04:23- Oh, no! Son of a bitch!- Of a bitch?
1:04:23 > 1:04:27I don't believe... Where have you been?
1:04:27 > 1:04:29Been.
1:04:29 > 1:04:33Airport...? Why were you at the airport?!
1:04:33 > 1:04:39It is now time for Miss Cutwater's soul to enter Miss Hoskins.
1:04:39 > 1:04:41- Miss Hoskins.- 'It's me, Prahka.
1:04:41 > 1:04:44'I'm inside Roger.'
1:04:44 > 1:04:48- HU-U-U-UM !- Go get the bowl ! YEAH !!
1:04:48 > 1:04:51CHANTING
1:04:55 > 1:04:57Terry.
1:04:57 > 1:05:01I guess it wasn't meant to be between us.
1:05:01 > 1:05:06But I want you to know that wherever it is you're going
1:05:06 > 1:05:09- I hope you'll be happy.- I will.
1:05:09 > 1:05:17I've got a wonderful house and beautiful horses and all the money in the world. I'll be happy.
1:05:17 > 1:05:24- If you think I'm going through with this...- 'What...?' I'll handle this.
1:05:24 > 1:05:32When I heard about this, I thought, "If the mad woman wants to give her money away she can give it to me."
1:05:32 > 1:05:35You just can't leave her in me!
1:05:35 > 1:05:39I'd love to stay, but you've served your purpose.
1:05:39 > 1:05:43I've got to get back for my party.
1:05:43 > 1:05:45Ciao.
1:05:45 > 1:05:48By the way, don't bother coming.
1:05:48 > 1:05:52The guards know to keep you out.
1:05:52 > 1:05:57Bye, Roger. Goodbye, Miss Cutwater. So long, Prahka (!)
1:05:57 > 1:06:00PRAHKA'S HUMMING STOPS
1:06:03 > 1:06:06Please, don't say it.
1:06:06 > 1:06:10Oh, dear God! All I wanted was a second chance.
1:06:10 > 1:06:13A fair shake.
1:06:13 > 1:06:17Instead, I've made a mess of your life.
1:06:17 > 1:06:25And I've... I've left all my money to a lying, cheap, slut sex poodle! Oh...!
1:06:29 > 1:06:32'Prahka.
1:06:32 > 1:06:37'I want you to release my soul. Give Roger his freedom.' NO !
1:06:37 > 1:06:41- She cheated us. We'll fight.- No.
1:06:41 > 1:06:45Perhaps Prahka can put my soul into an eagle.
1:06:45 > 1:06:48Or some wonderful bird, Roger.
1:06:48 > 1:06:56So that I can fly free with the wind, hover over my house and SHIT on HER head!
1:06:56 > 1:07:00- Stop that. - I can't help it. I'm pissed.
1:07:00 > 1:07:05I became a lawyer 'cos I wanted to fight injustice.
1:07:05 > 1:07:09- To help the little guy against the big guy.- Big guy.
1:07:09 > 1:07:14Instead, I wound up representing powerful, rich people, like you.
1:07:14 > 1:07:17But now, don't you see?
1:07:17 > 1:07:25You're a pauper, bilked out of what is yours by Terry, now one of the wealthiest women in California!
1:07:25 > 1:07:28You wanna be a bird? Forget it!!
1:07:28 > 1:07:31- Oh-h-h-h...- Don't go soft on me.
1:07:31 > 1:07:37Offering you your freedom is the first unselfish thing I've done.
1:07:37 > 1:07:40- How does it feel?- Wonderful !
1:07:40 > 1:07:44You're OK. Give me the Fulton Norris Orchestra's number.
1:08:11 > 1:08:19- Dad, you don't have to do that. You're not an employee any more. - Someone's got to!- I'll hire someone.
1:08:19 > 1:08:27- Pack. You're moving to the house. - No.- I won't have people saying my father lives in a stable.
1:08:27 > 1:08:35- You're coming to the party. For God's sake take a bath!- You're nicer to that horse than to people.
1:08:35 > 1:08:40- You should take 'IM to your party.- I would if I thought it appropriate.
1:08:42 > 1:08:45Oh, you're lucky you're a gelding!
1:08:45 > 1:08:47Step it up, guys. Thank you.
1:08:47 > 1:08:54Smile. Gentlemen, if you have to winkie, let's do it now. Full rehearsal in five minutes.
1:08:58 > 1:09:01(C'mon! C'mon!)
1:09:04 > 1:09:07 How d'you plan to pull this off?
1:09:07 > 1:09:15- Beats the heck out of me! - If I can be of any help. You're in worse trouble than I thought.
1:09:16 > 1:09:21- Strum! Strum!- This is SO much more fun than being a lawyer!
1:09:21 > 1:09:29- I know.- I think you should forget the law and become a musician full-time.- I can't.
1:09:29 > 1:09:36There's nothing sadder than looking back and saying "I didn't do it right." Believe me, I know.
1:09:36 > 1:09:44- My solo's coming up. I need control of my hand! Can you give it to me? - Sure.
1:09:44 > 1:09:49PLAYS ROCK RIFFS HAM-FISTEDLY
1:09:49 > 1:09:53Sorry, again.
1:09:53 > 1:09:57Is THIS some sort of a joke?! You didn't LIKE that?
1:10:00 > 1:10:07- Listen, I'll be okay. I just...need a minute.- Okay, let's take a break.
1:10:08 > 1:10:10- Bring bowl.- Bowl.- C'mon.
1:10:13 > 1:10:18Your friend's a real freak. Thank you!
1:10:20 > 1:10:23See you in the morning.
1:10:23 > 1:10:27I've got to put on a bloody tuxedo!
1:10:32 > 1:10:35(Okay, Prahka.)
1:10:43 > 1:10:47CHANTING
1:10:50 > 1:10:52Edwina?
1:10:57 > 1:11:00- (Okay. Miss Hoskins.)- Hoskins.
1:11:06 > 1:11:10- Grab the bowl !- Stop it!! - CHANTING
1:11:26 > 1:11:28Edwina in bowl?
1:11:28 > 1:11:32Where's Edwina?
1:11:32 > 1:11:34Edwina.
1:11:34 > 1:11:37- Edwina in water?!- Edwina.
1:11:37 > 1:11:41You made a big mistake! Guards!
1:11:41 > 1:11:46- Can you put her back in the bowl? - Back in bowl?
1:11:46 > 1:11:49- Back in bowl !- Back in bowl ! Neem.
1:11:49 > 1:11:51Neem?
1:11:51 > 1:11:56- Oh, you have to FIX the bowl?- Bowl.
1:11:56 > 1:11:59- Fix bowl.- Fix bowl.- Fix bowl.
1:11:59 > 1:12:04- You put Edwina back in bowl. Edwina...- Back in bowl !- Go!- Go!
1:12:07 > 1:12:14Edwina, if you can hear me, blow some bubbles, or something. ..I'm talking to a bucket.
1:12:14 > 1:12:18Get that bucket! Get the bucket!!
1:12:18 > 1:12:21Don't let him get away!! Hurry!
1:12:44 > 1:12:48Ty. Feel this? Take care of it.
1:12:48 > 1:12:52- What is it?- It's very, very special. - No problems.
1:13:06 > 1:13:10What are you doing with the bucket?
1:13:15 > 1:13:17Get out of my way!
1:13:20 > 1:13:23That way!
1:13:33 > 1:13:36Aw-w-w-w! Damn!
1:13:36 > 1:13:39It's all right.
1:13:40 > 1:13:43No!
1:13:43 > 1:13:46Want us to throw him out, ma'am?
1:13:46 > 1:13:48No, he's harmless now.
1:14:07 > 1:14:10Goodbye, Edwina.
1:14:10 > 1:14:12Good evening.
1:14:12 > 1:14:20Ah, Mr Mifflin, good evening. Mr Schuyler. We have rather a pleasant orchestra. Come and dance.
1:14:20 > 1:14:23Daddy, how debonair!
1:14:23 > 1:14:27I'm Terry Hoskins. Welcome to Hoskins' Manor.
1:14:27 > 1:14:30- #- All of me
1:14:30 > 1:14:33- #- Why not take all of me?
1:14:35 > 1:14:38- #- Can't you see
1:14:39 > 1:14:43- #- I'm no good without...?- #
1:14:43 > 1:14:46ORCHESTRA PLAY "ALL OF ME"
1:14:59 > 1:15:02God rest her wonderful soul.
1:15:02 > 1:15:10Just remember how comforting it'll be to look around this magnificent home and see Edwina in everything.
1:15:10 > 1:15:13Yes. Especially the flower-bed.
1:15:13 > 1:15:15Yes.
1:15:21 > 1:15:26Ty, I thought I had everything under control.
1:15:26 > 1:15:31Sorry, ma man, I didn't see her grab the pitcher.
1:15:31 > 1:15:33It's not your fault, Ty.
1:15:33 > 1:15:36Oh, man, I feel empty.
1:15:36 > 1:15:41You know, I know this sounds crazy, but I actually miss the old girl.
1:15:41 > 1:15:44EFFEMINATELY: 'Old girl?!'
1:15:44 > 1:15:47It's not funny, Ty.
1:15:47 > 1:15:52- 'I'm not trying to be funny, you peasant!'- Edwina!
1:15:52 > 1:16:00- 'No, it's Pearl Bailey (!) Who the hell d'you think it is?!' - Oh, Edwina!- That's MY side, stupid!
1:16:00 > 1:16:05- 'I'M over here.'- Why are you in Ty? - 'How should I know?! Can't see!'
1:16:05 > 1:16:10When you brought the pitcher, I thought it was gin and drank some.
1:16:10 > 1:16:13Why didn't you say something?!
1:16:13 > 1:16:19- 'I wanted to see if you missed me.' - Cute! Come on, Ty. Come on!
1:16:19 > 1:16:22(Come on!)
1:16:22 > 1:16:25Hey, Bix!
1:16:27 > 1:16:30Prahka!
1:16:30 > 1:16:34- Fix bowl. - Fix bowl ! Great!- Edwina in water?
1:16:34 > 1:16:37No, Edwina not in water. Speak.
1:16:37 > 1:16:41'Your Holiness, it is I, Edwina Cutwater.'
1:16:41 > 1:16:46Edwina! 'I fail to see humour in this situation.'
1:16:46 > 1:16:51- He drank her.- Drank her?- Drank her. - He drank her?!- He drank her!
1:16:51 > 1:16:58LAUGHTER 'Had it not been for Mr Wattell, I'd be Edwina, the flower-bed! Dope!'
1:16:58 > 1:17:05- Dope.- Look, take Edwina out. Put back in me.
1:17:05 > 1:17:08- In me?- Okay?- Okay!
1:17:09 > 1:17:15- It's the only safe place. - 'Oh, you really ARE my friend!'
1:17:15 > 1:17:18I hope nobody else can see this.
1:17:19 > 1:17:22Okay.
1:17:22 > 1:17:26PRAHKA CHANTS
1:17:27 > 1:17:31Goodnight. If you need anything, call Grace.
1:17:31 > 1:17:35- Goodnight.- Goodnight. - Goodnight!
1:17:35 > 1:17:42- Ty, you gotta get back on the bus!- No way, Jose. I gotta find out how this ends.- Ty!
1:17:42 > 1:17:49- Besides, I can be a help. Walking around in the dark's my territory. - Okay.
1:17:49 > 1:17:51Oh, God!! This way.
1:17:51 > 1:17:54What kinda seein' eye dog is he?!
1:17:55 > 1:17:57(You hang back here.)
1:17:57 > 1:18:01PRAHKA: Hang back here.
1:18:12 > 1:18:16Hi, sailor.
1:18:16 > 1:18:20- Are you having a good time? - Yeah, I am!
1:18:20 > 1:18:27- I hope I have as much fun in my new body as I've had in yours. - Thanks.
1:18:29 > 1:18:32- There she is!- Roger.
1:18:32 > 1:18:40Now that you know what a horrible person she is, aren't you glad you weren't intimate with her?
1:18:44 > 1:18:46I thank my lucky stars.
1:18:46 > 1:18:49I'm glad you said that.
1:18:49 > 1:18:52I've been thinking.
1:18:52 > 1:18:57- If things work out, you might get another chance.- Edwina Cutwater!
1:19:01 > 1:19:04That's our cue.
1:19:08 > 1:19:10- Let's go!- Let's go.
1:19:22 > 1:19:26- (Ty.- Watch.- Sh-h-h!
1:19:26 > 1:19:29(Come on, Prahka. Come on, Prahka!)
1:19:29 > 1:19:32Bix, go outside. Go on! Go on!
1:19:32 > 1:19:36- Prahka, take care of Ty. - Ty.- Good.
1:19:42 > 1:19:45OWW!
1:19:51 > 1:19:55- CLANG ! - Shhh!- Shhh!- Shh!
1:20:07 > 1:20:09Neem!
1:20:09 > 1:20:13- Hello, darling (!)- Grab her! COCKS GUN
1:20:13 > 1:20:19- Roger, man, I think she has a gun. - Let's all take a nice little walk.
1:20:19 > 1:20:22- Where?- Shhh, you'll wake my guests.
1:20:22 > 1:20:28- What're you going to do?- I shall say you sneaked back to rob me.
1:20:28 > 1:20:33- That you took this gun... - We're in trouble...
1:20:33 > 1:20:37You led me at gunpoint to a quiet room. This is IT. In!
1:20:37 > 1:20:42- It won't work.- I'll tell the truth.
1:20:42 > 1:20:49- You took me here, we struggled... - What's going on?! That sounded like a gunshot!
1:20:49 > 1:20:52 They're fighting now.
1:20:52 > 1:20:56CLATTERING Sounds like a table with china on.
1:20:59 > 1:21:02It's okay. It's all over. Who won?
1:21:02 > 1:21:07- We did, Ty. - I'M calling the police!- No, don't!
1:21:07 > 1:21:10- I'll go back to jail!- Back to jail?
1:21:10 > 1:21:14What? Where did all the people come from?
1:21:14 > 1:21:17Get me the police. Police?!
1:21:17 > 1:21:23Attempted homicide. Two counts. That'll be your third conviction.
1:21:23 > 1:21:28You're going into the slammer and they'll throw away the key.
1:21:28 > 1:21:32- I won't go. I'll kill myself first! - She would.
1:21:32 > 1:21:39- Police? Burton Schuyler. I want to report an attempted homi...- Stop.
1:21:39 > 1:21:42- Miss Cutwater.- 'Yes?'
1:21:42 > 1:21:46If I go to jail, I take my body with me.
1:21:50 > 1:21:52Hang up, Schuyler.
1:21:52 > 1:21:56I'll make a deal with you.
1:21:56 > 1:22:00PRAHKA CHANTING
1:22:13 > 1:22:15Terry!
1:22:15 > 1:22:19'Oh, my Lord, that was powerful !'
1:22:19 > 1:22:22- Edwina?- 'Roger!
1:22:22 > 1:22:26'It worked! It REALLY worked!'
1:22:26 > 1:22:29Is Terry in there too?
1:22:29 > 1:22:32'She's gone.'
1:22:40 > 1:22:44- Terry? - SNORTING
1:22:44 > 1:22:50Are you sure this is what you want, honeybun?
1:22:50 > 1:22:58- Thank you, ma'am. I don't know how to explain it to her parole officer but thank you.- That's all right.
1:22:58 > 1:23:00Come on, baby.
1:23:07 > 1:23:14No more thieving, swindling, just running, prancing and jumping the rest of your life.
1:23:14 > 1:23:19SLOWLY PLAYS: "All of Me"
1:23:19 > 1:23:23PRAHKA PLAYS FIRST NOTE OF EACH LINE
1:23:43 > 1:23:47BURSTS INTO LIVELY ACCOMPANIMENT
1:23:54 > 1:23:57Well, how do you feel?
1:23:57 > 1:24:00Alive and healthy and...
1:24:00 > 1:24:03And scared.
1:24:03 > 1:24:05Why?
1:24:05 > 1:24:11Because I've finally got what I always wanted. No excuses any more.
1:24:11 > 1:24:15Welcome to the REAL world.
1:24:17 > 1:24:19What?
1:24:19 > 1:24:23- It tingles.- It's supposed to.
1:24:23 > 1:24:30- You ought to try it more often. - Is that advice from my lawyer?- I'm no lawyer. I'm a musician.- You are?
1:24:30 > 1:24:37I've had more real feeling in the last two days than in the last ten years in that office!
1:24:37 > 1:24:40Papers stacked up to here...
1:24:40 > 1:24:46Most of us have one shot at life. I'll not spend mine behind a desk.
1:24:46 > 1:24:52- I love it when you talk like a beer commercial.- Hey, let's dance.
1:24:52 > 1:24:56- I don't know how.- Oh, it's easy!
1:24:56 > 1:24:59Now, put your feet on top of mine.
1:24:59 > 1:25:04- SHE GIGGLES - That's how kids learn how to dance.
1:25:04 > 1:25:06Now, try with your own feet.
1:25:06 > 1:25:10MUSIC : "All of Me"
1:25:26 > 1:25:28# All of me
1:25:28 > 1:25:31# Why not take all of me?
1:25:32 > 1:25:35# Can't you see
1:25:35 > 1:25:38# I'm no good without you?
1:25:39 > 1:25:41# Take my lips
1:25:41 > 1:25:44# I wanna lo-ose them
1:25:45 > 1:25:47# Take my arms
1:25:47 > 1:25:51# I'll never use them
1:25:51 > 1:25:57# Your goodbye Left me with eyes that cried
1:25:58 > 1:26:03# How can I Go on, dear, without you?
1:26:04 > 1:26:07# You took the part
1:26:07 > 1:26:10# That once was my heart
1:26:10 > 1:26:14# So why not take all of me?
1:26:14 > 1:26:19# Why not take a-all
1:26:19 > 1:26:22# of me?
1:26:22 > 1:26:24# Take all of me
1:26:24 > 1:26:27# Can't you see
1:26:27 > 1:26:30# I'm no good without you?
1:26:30 > 1:26:32# Take my lips
1:26:32 > 1:26:35# I wanna lo-ose them
1:26:35 > 1:26:38# And take my arms
1:26:39 > 1:26:42# I'll never u-use them
1:26:43 > 1:26:45# Your goodbye
1:26:45 > 1:26:48# Left me with eyes that cried
1:26:49 > 1:26:55# How can I Go on, dear, without yo-ou?
1:26:55 > 1:26:58# You took the part
1:26:58 > 1:27:01# That once was my heart
1:27:01 > 1:27:04# So why not, why not, why not
1:27:04 > 1:27:07# Why not, why not, why not
1:27:07 > 1:27:09# Why not, why not, why not
1:27:09 > 1:27:14# Why not take all of me-e?
1:27:14 > 1:27:18# Why not take all of me, baby?
1:27:18 > 1:27:21# Why not take all of me? #
1:27:21 > 1:27:25Subtitles by Valerie Maguire BBC Scotland, 1990