0:01:17 > 0:01:19Good morning, Miss Swallow.
0:01:19 > 0:01:20Shhh!
0:01:20 > 0:01:21Why, what's the matter?
0:01:21 > 0:01:23Shh! Dr Huxley's thinking.
0:01:34 > 0:01:37Alice, I think this one must belong in the tail.
0:01:37 > 0:01:41- You tried it there yesterday. - That's right.
0:01:41 > 0:01:49- David, it's a telegram from Utah, from the expedition.- Open it. I'll be right down.
0:01:49 > 0:01:57- David! They've found it! They've found it! - Not the intercostal clavicle?!
0:01:57 > 0:02:00- It'll be here tomorrow.- Let me see.
0:02:00 > 0:02:08The last bone we needed to complete the Brontosaurus is arriving tomorrow, after 4 years' hard work!
0:02:08 > 0:02:11- Congratulations, my boy.- Oh, Alice!
0:02:11 > 0:02:17Really, David! What will Professor Latouche think?
0:02:17 > 0:02:25- My dear, you're getting married tomorrow.- I know, but...- Oh, yes. Two such important things!
0:02:25 > 0:02:31- Calls for a celebration.- We're going away directly after the wedding.
0:02:31 > 0:02:39- What are you thinking of?- But... - We're coming back here and you're going on with your work.
0:02:39 > 0:02:47- Alice...- NOTHING must interfere with your work. Our marriage must entail no domestic entanglements.
0:02:47 > 0:02:50- You mean...?- Of ANY kind, David.
0:02:50 > 0:02:55- You mean...children...and all that sort of thing?- Exactly.
0:02:55 > 0:03:02- THIS will be our child.- Huh?! - I see our marriage purely as a dedication to your work.
0:03:02 > 0:03:07- Everybody has to have a honeymoon and...- We haven't time.- Oh.
0:03:07 > 0:03:15- Speaking of time, you have an appointment.- What for?- To play golf with Mr Peabody?- Peabody?
0:03:15 > 0:03:24- Alexander Peabody who represents Mrs Carlton Random who may donate 1 million!- Oh, THAT Mr Peabody!
0:03:24 > 0:03:29- A million dollars! - You haven't got it yet.
0:03:29 > 0:03:34- A lot depends on the impression you make on him.- Oh, sure!
0:03:34 > 0:03:42- After receiving this, I'll knock him for a loop! - David, no slang! Now, DO go along.
0:03:42 > 0:03:49- Goodbye, Alice. I mean, Professor. - Remember, let Mr Peabody win. - Yes, Alice.
0:03:53 > 0:03:59I can't tell you how much this endowment would mean to the museum.
0:03:59 > 0:04:04If you could just give me some assurance that...
0:04:04 > 0:04:11- you'd consider us first before donating that million to anyone else.- I haven't got 1 million.
0:04:11 > 0:04:16I merely represent Mrs Carlton Random.
0:04:16 > 0:04:22Oh, yes. Well...uh...Mr Peabody, then I wonder...
0:04:22 > 0:04:25if you could use your influence.
0:04:25 > 0:04:29Dr Huxley, when I play golf, I only talk GOLF.
0:04:29 > 0:04:36- And then only between shots.- Sorry. - Can we continue this discussion over a whisky?
0:04:36 > 0:04:40- Yes.- Meantime, I believe you hooked your ball.
0:04:40 > 0:04:43Oh, yes.
0:04:43 > 0:04:46I'll be with you in a minute.
0:04:48 > 0:04:51Oh, look...look...
0:04:51 > 0:04:56That's my ball ! Just a minute!
0:04:58 > 0:05:01Just a minute. I beg your pardon.
0:05:02 > 0:05:06- You shouldn't do that.- What?
0:05:06 > 0:05:10- Talk while someone's shooting. - But you...
0:05:10 > 0:05:17- There it is, right next to the pin. - But...- Are you playing too? - I've just driven off the first tee.
0:05:17 > 0:05:20You should be over there.
0:05:20 > 0:05:28- I'll be with you in a minute! What kind of ball are you playing? - PGA.- Mine's Crowflight.- I like PGA.
0:05:28 > 0:05:35You're playing my ball. A PGA has has two black dots, a Crowflight has a circle...
0:05:35 > 0:05:41- I'm not superstitious. - That doesn't...- Stop talking.
0:05:44 > 0:05:52- You see? It's a circle.- Of course. How else would it roll ?- No... - I was being silly!
0:05:52 > 0:06:00- That's my ball.- What does it matter?- You've placed me in an embarrassing position.- Sorry.
0:06:00 > 0:06:08- A most important lawyer is waiting for me on the first fairway. - Then don't fool around here!
0:06:08 > 0:06:13- May I take this?- Put it in my bag when you're finished.
0:06:13 > 0:06:15< HUXLEY ! HUXLEY !
0:06:15 > 0:06:20I'll be with you in a minute, Mr Peabody!
0:06:28 > 0:06:31Mister, ain't that your car?
0:06:34 > 0:06:37Hey! Hey! Oh...
0:06:37 > 0:06:40I'll be with you in a minute!
0:06:40 > 0:06:42Hey!
0:06:48 > 0:06:52- What are you doing? - Trying to unpark my car.
0:06:52 > 0:06:59- Oh, hello.- This is MY car. - Would you mind moving it? - This is my car!
0:06:59 > 0:07:06- If you move it, I'll be able to get out.- THIS is your car. What did you say?
0:07:06 > 0:07:11I said, if you move it, I'll be able to get out.
0:07:11 > 0:07:19- You want me to move your car? - Would you mind?- I will, but... - That's kind.- Take it easy.- Yes.
0:07:20 > 0:07:25- What are you doing? - I have to get into position.
0:07:25 > 0:07:28- Please be careful.- I will.
0:07:28 > 0:07:33- Now, you say when.- All right. - Am I clear?- Yes.- Clear?- Yes.- OK.
0:07:37 > 0:07:42- Look what you've done!- I'm insured. - I don't care!
0:07:42 > 0:07:47- Let me drive this car. - It's all right. It's an old wreck.
0:07:47 > 0:07:52- This is MY car.- You mean, THIS is your car?- Of course.
0:07:52 > 0:07:59- Your golf ball, your car! Is there ANYTHING that doesn't belong to you?- Yes, thank heaven, YOU !
0:07:59 > 0:08:07- Temper!- Young lady, I am merely trying to play some golf. - Funny place! This is a parking lot!
0:08:07 > 0:08:14- Get out of my car! - Get off my running board. - It's MY running board.- All right!
0:08:23 > 0:08:28- Huxley!- I'll be with you in a minute, Mr Peabody!
0:08:39 > 0:08:46- Good evening, sir. - I'm looking for Mr Peabody. - Mr Peabody has not arrived yet.
0:08:46 > 0:08:49- I'll just wait.- Yes, sir.
0:08:49 > 0:08:52Good evening. Right this way.
0:08:53 > 0:08:58- May I check your hat?- Excuse me? - Check your hat?- No. Oh, maybe...
0:09:02 > 0:09:07I dropped my hat. I'd better hang on to it.
0:09:08 > 0:09:13Watch carefully. I take an olive. I throw it in that glass.
0:09:13 > 0:09:18- There it is! I throw it in that one. - Wait a minute...! No, go on.- Watch.
0:09:20 > 0:09:23I know what happens.
0:09:23 > 0:09:30You take three. Throw it in the glass. Throw it in the glass. Then you do this.
0:09:33 > 0:09:36I'm SO sorry! Oh, hello.
0:09:36 > 0:09:39- You're sitting on your hat.- I know.
0:09:39 > 0:09:45- I couldn't be more apologetic. - I might have known you were here.
0:09:45 > 0:09:50- I had a feeling just as I hit the floor.- That was your hat.
0:09:50 > 0:09:56- Look at it. - Joe was showing me a trick and the olive got away.
0:09:56 > 0:10:04- You drop an olive and I sit on my hat. It all fits perfectly. - That trick takes practice.
0:10:04 > 0:10:12- What, to sit on my hat?- No. To drop an olive. If you're going to be angry what can I do?- Go away.
0:10:12 > 0:10:16- I was here first. - Then I'LL go away.
0:10:16 > 0:10:18But...
0:10:37 > 0:10:45- Won't you just TAKE the olive dish? - No. I'll sit here. You don't mind? - No.- This is rather difficult.
0:10:45 > 0:10:53- Haven't we met somewhere?- No. - I think you're wrong. I'm Susan Vance.- Dr Fritz Lehemer.
0:10:53 > 0:11:01- You can sit down.- Thank you. You may have heard me lecture. - What about?- Nervous disorders.
0:11:01 > 0:11:04- I am a psychiatrist.- Crazy people.
0:11:04 > 0:11:10- All people who behave strangely are not insane.- Is that so?
0:11:10 > 0:11:18- May I ask your professional opinion?- Go ahead.- What would you say about a man who follows a girl?
0:11:18 > 0:11:26- Follows her...- And when she talks to him, he fights with her. - Is he your fiance?- No.
0:11:26 > 0:11:31- He just follows me around and fights with me.- Well...
0:11:31 > 0:11:38- the love impulse in men frequently reveals itself in terms of conflicts. - The love impulse?- Mmm.
0:11:38 > 0:11:46- My guess is that he has a fixation on you which...- I can't remember any more! A fixation?- Right.
0:11:46 > 0:11:52- The love impulse in men frequently reveals itself in terms of... - Conflict.
0:11:52 > 0:11:55- Thank you!- A pleasure indeed.
0:11:55 > 0:12:03- You know why you're following me? You're a fixation!- I'm not following you! YOU'RE following ME.
0:12:03 > 0:12:08- Who's always behind whom? - I haven't been behind anything.
0:12:08 > 0:12:16- You're angry, aren't you?- Yes. - The love impulse in men frequently reveals itself in terms of conflict.
0:12:16 > 0:12:22- The WHAT impulse?- Love impulse. The trouble with you...- Look!
0:12:22 > 0:12:31- I'm trying to find the gentleman whom, thanks to you, I abandoned today.- This isn't... Hold this.
0:12:35 > 0:12:37Missed!
0:12:37 > 0:12:41I'm sorry I was so long. Quite all right.
0:12:41 > 0:12:46I had a conversation with a lady who does tricks with olives.
0:12:46 > 0:12:50Where's my purse? I thought you had it.
0:12:50 > 0:12:54My diamond ring was in it. Your ring!
0:13:03 > 0:13:08- I left it on the table. - Excuse me.- Why, there it is.
0:13:08 > 0:13:14- Thank you.- No.- This is MY purse. Will you please give it to me?
0:13:14 > 0:13:20- I'm afraid... - Will you please hand it over? Do something!
0:13:20 > 0:13:24- I did the trick.- Good! ARGUING > - Oh-oh!
0:13:24 > 0:13:32- Give it to me!- You've made a blunder. There she is! Isn't this your purse?
0:13:32 > 0:13:37- No. THIS is my purse.- Hand it over. - You gave me this purse to hold!
0:13:37 > 0:13:44Yes. There's been a mistake. I must have picked up your wife's purse.
0:13:44 > 0:13:49I gave him your wife's purse to hold while I looked for mine.
0:13:49 > 0:13:58- That's perfectly clear, isn't it? - Y... No!- It never WILL be clear as long as SHE'S explaining it!
0:13:58 > 0:14:04- Just a minute...- Please.- You have your wife's purse, I have MY purse,
0:14:04 > 0:14:07and Louie's going to explain.
0:14:07 > 0:14:15- You can't think that I did that intentionally.- If I COULD think, I'd have run when I saw you.- Wait!
0:14:17 > 0:14:20Oh! You've torn your coat.
0:14:22 > 0:14:23Now...
0:14:23 > 0:14:31- it's not my fault! I didn't mean to do it. I just did it, but... - Will you do something for me?
0:14:31 > 0:14:37- A needle?- No. Simpler than that. Let's play a game.- Oh. What?
0:14:37 > 0:14:46- I'll put my hand over my eyes and then you go away.- Mmm.- When I take my hand down, you'll be gone.
0:14:46 > 0:14:48I was only trying to be nice.
0:14:50 > 0:14:52Wait!
0:14:52 > 0:15:00- You can't talk to me that way... - Something horrible has happened. - Don't tell ME about it.
0:15:00 > 0:15:08- Look...- Stop following me around. I've had quite enough...- Please! Stop talking.- Stop crowding me.
0:15:08 > 0:15:15- You've torn...- If you'd waited for my explanation, your coat... - Not my coat!
0:15:18 > 0:15:21- What IS the matter?- Well...
0:15:21 > 0:15:26- You're making a fool of yourself. - Now, now... Let me explain... Oh!
0:15:27 > 0:15:30- Stop doing that.- Stay there.
0:15:30 > 0:15:35- What's going on?- Don't move! - I've had about enough of this.
0:15:35 > 0:15:42- Let's get out of here. Start walking.- I'm sure I don't want to walk with you.
0:15:42 > 0:15:48- Have you finished?- I... Oh, yes, yes!- Thank you.
0:15:51 > 0:15:54Ohhh! Ohhh! Ohhh!
0:15:54 > 0:16:01- Do something! Get behind me. - I AM behind you.- Get closer! - I can't get any closer!
0:16:01 > 0:16:04- Left foot first.- All right.
0:16:07 > 0:16:09LAUGHTER
0:16:09 > 0:16:12- Keep going.- I have to meet someone.
0:16:12 > 0:16:15Be with you in a minute...
0:16:15 > 0:16:18I'll see you in a minute.
0:16:20 > 0:16:27So you see, Miss Vance, I must explain to him what happened. But I wouldn't know what to say.
0:16:27 > 0:16:35- Tell him you met someone and you were detained.- Try explaining our exit to Mr Peabody.
0:16:35 > 0:16:43- It's not Boopy that you're trying to see?- No. His name's Peabody. - Alexander Peabody! That's Boopy.
0:16:43 > 0:16:46He'll do anything I ask him to.
0:16:46 > 0:16:51- Here. We'll go and see him. - I'd better go alone.- You can't.
0:16:51 > 0:16:58- If we miss him, we'll go to Riverdale.- I can't spend that much time.- My car's outside.
0:16:58 > 0:17:04- I have to meet Miss Swallow. - Miss Swallow?- I'm engaged to her.
0:17:04 > 0:17:07Engaged...to be...married?
0:17:07 > 0:17:11- Yes.- That's nice. Then she won't mind waiting.
0:17:11 > 0:17:17- I wouldn't...- If I were engaged to you, I wouldn't mind waiting.
0:17:23 > 0:17:27- Well, I finally got you here, didn't I ?- Yes.
0:17:28 > 0:17:33- Susan.- Mmm?- Do they build all the houses in Riverdale alike?
0:17:33 > 0:17:38- I don't think so. Why? - Well, we passed this one SIX times!
0:17:38 > 0:17:43- But it was such a lovely night for a drive. Come on.- Oh, dear.
0:17:43 > 0:17:50- There aren't any lights on. He must be in bed. - No. It's too early.
0:17:50 > 0:17:58- If they're expecting a visit from YOU, they'll have the covers over their heads.- Stop nagging.
0:17:58 > 0:18:04I don't think we should do this. If we wake him up he'll be irritable.
0:18:04 > 0:18:07I know where Boopy sleeps.
0:18:08 > 0:18:16- You can't climb in a man's bedroom window!- Boopy! Hey, Boopy! - Susan, please. It's too late now.
0:18:16 > 0:18:19- You can't wake him up.- Can't I ?
0:18:19 > 0:18:27- What are you doing?- Pebbles. - What for?- He'll think it's hail and come to close the window.
0:18:31 > 0:18:36- We ought to go, but I can't move. - Guess they weren't big enough.
0:18:40 > 0:18:41What...?
0:18:41 > 0:18:44Oh. Just a minute, Susan.
0:18:47 > 0:18:50Jeepers! Let's get out of here!
0:18:55 > 0:19:00Don't worry. Tomorrow, when Boopy's calmed down, we'll go and see him.
0:19:00 > 0:19:07- I appreciate all you've done. - It was nothing.- But there are limits to what a man can bear.
0:19:07 > 0:19:11Besides, I'm marrying tomorrow.
0:19:15 > 0:19:20- What for?- Well, because... Anyway, I'm going to get married.
0:19:20 > 0:19:25My future wife regards me as a man of dignity.
0:19:27 > 0:19:32Privately, I'm convinced that I HAVE some dignity.
0:19:32 > 0:19:39It isn't that I don't like you. In moments of quiet, I'm strangely drawn to you,
0:19:39 > 0:19:43but there have been NO quiet moments.
0:19:43 > 0:19:48So I'll see Mr Peabody alone and unarmed.
0:19:48 > 0:19:54- Without me?- Yes. Now, Susan, I'm going to say goodnight.
0:19:54 > 0:19:58And I hope that I never set eyes on you again.
0:20:12 > 0:20:19Yes, I DID see Mr Peabody, but I didn't see him. That is, I didn't see him really.
0:20:19 > 0:20:23I spoke to him, but we didn't talk.
0:20:23 > 0:20:25Did you see him or didn't you?
0:20:25 > 0:20:30- DOOR BUZZER - Well, no, I...I don't know.
0:20:30 > 0:20:36- IMPATIENT BUZZING - Well, because... There's someone at the door.
0:20:36 > 0:20:42There are some things that are very hard to explain, and as soon as...
0:20:42 > 0:20:49Now, Alice, before we're married this afternoon there's one thing we must have clear.
0:20:49 > 0:20:55- I don't want any woman interfering with my affairs. - Right!
0:20:55 > 0:20:59- What do you want?- Dr Huxley?- Yes. - Sign here.
0:21:00 > 0:21:04Oh! Oh, Alice! Alice, it's arrived!
0:21:04 > 0:21:07The intercostal clavicle.
0:21:07 > 0:21:10A marvellous wedding present.
0:21:10 > 0:21:15- I'm getting married this afternoon. - Don't let it throw you, buddy.
0:21:15 > 0:21:20Yes. Isn't that great? Oh, Alice, I'm so excited.
0:21:20 > 0:21:25I'll meet you at the museum right away.
0:21:28 > 0:21:30RING
0:21:30 > 0:21:32RING
0:21:32 > 0:21:34RING
0:21:34 > 0:21:36Hello?
0:21:36 > 0:21:41I can't hear. Come closer to the telephone.
0:21:41 > 0:21:48- I said, do you want a leopard? - Why should I want a leopard? - Why should I ? But I've got one.
0:21:48 > 0:21:57- Where would you get a leopard? - My brother, Mark, got him in Brazil. - Of course, a STUFFED leopard.
0:21:57 > 0:22:05Why would my brother get a stuffed leopard in Brazil when he could get one here?
0:22:06 > 0:22:13Well, David, it's lucky I met you because you're the only zoologist I know.
0:22:13 > 0:22:18Of course I know what a zoologist is. Get out of here.
0:22:18 > 0:22:23Not you, David. Baby, into the bathroom.
0:22:23 > 0:22:28You're being a nuisance. Not you, David. Come right over.
0:22:28 > 0:22:33I have a leopard. The question is, what am I going to do with it?
0:22:33 > 0:22:36Susan, the leopard is YOUR problem.
0:22:36 > 0:22:43You refuse to help me? I'll come and get you in my...
0:22:44 > 0:22:48- CRASH ! - What happened? Is it the leopard?
0:22:48 > 0:22:51No. I just...
0:22:52 > 0:22:56I mean, THE LEOPARD ! DAVID, THE LEOPARD !
0:22:57 > 0:23:01- Can you hear me, Susan?- Ohhhh! - SCRATCHING
0:23:01 > 0:23:04- Ohhhh!- Susan!
0:23:06 > 0:23:09Be brave! I'll be right there!
0:23:11 > 0:23:14Can you hear me? I'll be there!
0:23:26 > 0:23:28SUSAN !
0:23:28 > 0:23:30SUSAN !
0:23:30 > 0:23:33- SUSAN !- Yes, yes, yes.
0:23:36 > 0:23:39- Oh, you're all right.- Yes.
0:23:39 > 0:23:45- You lied to me!- No. Well... - A leopard (!)- I HAVE a leopard.
0:23:45 > 0:23:51- Where?- Right in there. - I don't believe you.- I do.
0:23:55 > 0:24:02- That'll teach you! - You've got to get out of this apartment.- I can't. I have a lease.
0:24:02 > 0:24:09- Get that thing out. I'll fix it. - What are you going to do? - Call the zoo.- You can't!
0:24:09 > 0:24:12He'd be miserable in a zoo.
0:24:12 > 0:24:17Listen. From my brother, Mark. "This is Baby. He likes dogs."
0:24:17 > 0:24:22I wonder if he means he EATS dogs or is fond of them.
0:24:22 > 0:24:30- "He also likes music. Particularly I Can't Give You Anything But Love, Baby."- Absurd!- No. Listen.
0:24:30 > 0:24:35- This is the silliest thing ever! - PLAYS MUSIC- He adores the tune.
0:24:35 > 0:24:42- What's the difference...? - Funny he likes that tune... - BABY GROWLS- Listen!- Oh, stop it.
0:24:42 > 0:24:45- Let me show you.- Don't do that!
0:24:49 > 0:24:52He'll go towards the music. Look.
0:24:53 > 0:24:56Isn't it remarkable?
0:24:56 > 0:25:03- If we put that in the bathroom will he go back in? - Yes. But it sounds better out here.
0:25:03 > 0:25:05Ohhhh!
0:25:05 > 0:25:08Go away. Please, go away.
0:25:08 > 0:25:11I'm going to get out of here.
0:25:11 > 0:25:16- I don't like leopards!- Think of him as a cat.- I don't like cats.
0:25:16 > 0:25:24- Stand still.- Make HIM stand still. - You can't make a leopard stand still.- Turn that off.
0:25:24 > 0:25:30I don't think it's the music, I think it's YOU.
0:25:33 > 0:25:42- We'll have no trouble taking it to Connecticut.- Connecticut?- To my farm.- I'M not going!- But, David...
0:25:42 > 0:25:49- I will NOT be involved in any more of this!- Imagine Aunt Elizabeth running smack into a leopard!
0:25:49 > 0:25:56- That would be the end of my million dollars.- Aunt...? - What would YOU do?- I dunno!
0:25:56 > 0:26:01- Help me! - I'm getting married at 3 o'clock.
0:26:01 > 0:26:09- Go on, quitter.- No good calling me names. I don't want anything to do with a leopard.
0:26:13 > 0:26:16Down the stairs!
0:26:32 > 0:26:34Morning!
0:26:45 > 0:26:49- Good morning, Professor. - Good morning. Ohh!
0:26:49 > 0:26:55- You'd better come to Connecticut. - Susan, we settled that question.
0:26:55 > 0:26:59- What about my leopard? - That's YOUR problem.
0:26:59 > 0:27:07- It's not ALL my problem.- Go away. - Since he likes you so much you can have him.
0:27:07 > 0:27:11- I won't take him.- You've GOT him. - GRRRR !
0:27:13 > 0:27:16Oh! S-Susan, don't go away! I've got the leopard.
0:27:21 > 0:27:24All I was doing was driving along.
0:27:24 > 0:27:29- You were standing on the sidewalk yelling...- You tricked me!
0:27:29 > 0:27:32Look. Eating your car.
0:27:32 > 0:27:35Ohh! Look at the road!
0:27:35 > 0:27:43- Something horrible is going to happen.- Everything's going to be all right.- I don't care any more.
0:27:46 > 0:27:54- Hello. Lonely?- Susan, if you know any short-cuts, please take them. - We'll be there in no time.
0:27:54 > 0:28:02- I want to deliver this leopard, get back and forget the last 24 hours.- I had a wonderful time.
0:28:02 > 0:28:08You look at everything upside down. I've never known anyone like you.
0:28:08 > 0:28:13- You've just had a bad day. - An understatement!
0:28:13 > 0:28:22- I can't discuss anything with Baby breathing down my neck. - Get down. Now, lie down.
0:28:23 > 0:28:25Susan!
0:28:31 > 0:28:33Ohhhh!
0:28:39 > 0:28:43- Never hang on to a leopard's tail. - Sing, David!
0:28:43 > 0:28:49# I can't give you Anything but love, baby! #
0:28:52 > 0:29:00He was right in the middle of the road. I've never hit anything that was in the right place.
0:29:00 > 0:29:05- He was on the SIDE of the road. - He wasn't.- What time is it?
0:29:05 > 0:29:12We'll be there in no time. We just have to stop to get meat for Baby.
0:29:12 > 0:29:20- He's already had duck and chicken! AND a couple of swans. - All feathers.- Expensive feathers.
0:29:20 > 0:29:25- 150 !- You should have run like I told you to.
0:29:25 > 0:29:31When a man is wrestling a leopard in a pond, he can't run!
0:29:39 > 0:29:43There it is, David. Please hurry up.
0:29:43 > 0:29:46FAIRGROUND MUSIC
0:29:46 > 0:29:51Why did you have to stop in a town where there's a circus?
0:29:51 > 0:29:56Baby's going to get hungry. We have to feed him.
0:29:56 > 0:30:02- Hurry, before Baby wakes up. - You're parked in front of a fire plug.
0:30:02 > 0:30:06Don't worry about that. Go ahead.
0:30:11 > 0:30:17- Yes, sir?- I want 30 pounds of sirloin steak, please.
0:30:17 > 0:30:24- Did you say 30 pounds?- That's right. - How will you have it cut? - In one piece.
0:30:24 > 0:30:29- Are you gonna roast it? - It's going to be eaten raw.- Yeah.
0:30:37 > 0:30:40- Hey, lady.- Huh?
0:30:40 > 0:30:47- That's a fire plug.- I know. - It's against the law to park alongside a fire plug.- I know.
0:30:47 > 0:30:52- Come here.- Who? Me? Why? - I'm Constable Slocum.
0:30:52 > 0:30:55Oh. Is that so?
0:30:56 > 0:31:03- How do you do? I'm Susan Vance. - How do... I don't care who you are, you can't park here.
0:31:03 > 0:31:11- I was just watching the parade. - Oh.- I suppose you get free seats. - Well... Now, listen!
0:31:11 > 0:31:19- I'm going to give you a ticket. - I'd love to go to the circus, but I can't.- Not THAT kind of ticket.
0:31:22 > 0:31:28- Oh, jeepers. - Young lady, you're under arrest. - Oh, well. I mean, why?
0:31:28 > 0:31:33- For parking beside a fire plug. - I'M not parked next to one!
0:31:33 > 0:31:39- What's THAT ?- You mean, you think that this is MY car?
0:31:39 > 0:31:42- Well, ain't it?- No. THAT'S my car.
0:31:42 > 0:31:48- Why didn't you say so? - You didn't ask me.- Oh, well...
0:31:50 > 0:31:57- Do you grind this up before you eat it?- This isn't for me, it's for Baby.- Who?
0:32:00 > 0:32:06- Hurry up! - But that isn't your car! - No, but it's my leopard!
0:32:06 > 0:32:09Wait a minute! That's my car!
0:32:09 > 0:32:12What? He's stolen my car!
0:32:12 > 0:32:18Last night he stole my wife's purse! What?!
0:32:18 > 0:32:20Hey!
0:32:20 > 0:32:27CONVERSATION TO THE TUNE OF: "I Can't Give You Anything But Love, Baby"
0:32:27 > 0:32:32- #- Don't open the door until you've closed those!- That is a good idea!
0:32:32 > 0:32:37- #- Stand by that door and I'll open this one.
0:32:37 > 0:32:43- #- Come on, Baby!- Come on. Go in the nice stall.
0:32:43 > 0:32:47- #- Oh, baby! - Right in there! Right in there!
0:32:47 > 0:32:54- #- That's wonderful. Now everything is quite all right. - Everything is NOT all right.- #
0:32:54 > 0:32:57Everything is NOT all right!
0:32:57 > 0:33:04- I've got to get back to New York. - David! Stop worrying. - One of us SHOULD worry!
0:33:04 > 0:33:09- We've stolen a car.- I'll send it back. I don't like it anyway.
0:33:09 > 0:33:16- You'd like me to leave it with the constable on my way back (?) - No. It's a hot car.
0:33:16 > 0:33:23- You're going to file the numbers off the engine (?)- No. I'll have the gardener take it back.
0:33:23 > 0:33:30- Where's the telephone?- Out there. - Thank you.- I want to suggest... - No more suggestions.
0:33:30 > 0:33:33My fiancee's waiting for me.
0:33:34 > 0:33:42- David, I want you to be married. But no girl will marry you like that.- Where's the telephone?
0:33:42 > 0:33:48- In there. David, look at you! - Oh, I AM dirty, aren't I ?- See?!
0:33:48 > 0:33:53- I suggest...- I'll never follow another of your suggestions.
0:33:53 > 0:34:01- I simply want to suggest... - Where is there a shower? - That's what I was going to suggest!
0:34:23 > 0:34:29Hannah, send these into town and have them cleaned and pressed.
0:34:29 > 0:34:35- I can do them here.- Into TOWN. - It'll take a lot longer, Miss Susan.
0:34:35 > 0:34:38There's no hurry, Hannah.
0:34:46 > 0:34:49- Hurry up, David!- I AM hurrying.
0:34:52 > 0:34:55- David?- What?- What's in the box?
0:34:55 > 0:35:02- What?- In the box? - The intercostal clavicle of a Brontosaurus.- Oh, really?
0:35:02 > 0:35:08- It's just an old bone.- Yes. Put it down and go away.
0:35:08 > 0:35:13- Anything else I can do for you? - Hand me my clothes, will you?
0:35:13 > 0:35:18- They're being pressed.- WHAT ?! - They've been taken into town.
0:35:18 > 0:35:25- I must leave here immediately. - You can't leave without clothes. - I know. Where are you going?
0:35:25 > 0:35:29- I'm going to take a shower. - Don't leave me!
0:35:29 > 0:35:34Don't be impatient. Everything will be all right.
0:35:34 > 0:35:38"Everything will be all right" (!) Oh, certainly!
0:35:38 > 0:35:45Oh, I'm losing my mind! Roaming around Connecticut without any clothes on!
0:35:45 > 0:35:50How could this happen to me? Susan!
0:35:50 > 0:35:57- Come and help me find some clothes or must I come in and get you? - You wouldn't!
0:35:57 > 0:36:00Yes, I would! Maybe I wouldn't.
0:36:00 > 0:36:03- Where's the gardener's room?- Why?
0:36:03 > 0:36:08- Because he must have some clothes. - Can't hear you.- You can hear!
0:36:08 > 0:36:13- I can't.- I just... Never mind. I'll find it myself.
0:36:13 > 0:36:21- The gardener must have clothes. - He's in town.- He couldn't have taken all his clothes!- He could.
0:36:21 > 0:36:25- The man who gets you... - DOOR BUZZER
0:36:25 > 0:36:30The man who gets you is going to have a lifetime of misery!
0:36:30 > 0:36:36- What do YOU want?- Who are you? - Who are YOU ?- Who are YOU ?
0:36:36 > 0:36:40- What do you want?- Who ARE you? - I'm not myself!
0:36:40 > 0:36:49- You look idiotic in those clothes. - These aren't MY clothes.- Where ARE your clothes?- I've lost them.
0:36:49 > 0:36:54- Why are you wearing THESE clothes? - I just went GAY all of a sudden!
0:36:54 > 0:36:59- Excuse me.- Stop this! What are you doing?
0:36:59 > 0:37:02Waiting for a bus (!)
0:37:06 > 0:37:09Shoo! Go away!
0:37:09 > 0:37:13Who IS this man? I don't know!
0:37:13 > 0:37:16What's he doing here? I don't know.
0:37:17 > 0:37:20Susan, come back here! >
0:37:20 > 0:37:28- Stop it, George! Who is THIS ? - Aunt Elizabeth! I've never been so thrilled in my life!
0:37:28 > 0:37:34- FEROCIOUS BARKING - And George!- Stop it, George!
0:37:34 > 0:37:37- Aunt...- Who IS this man?!
0:37:37 > 0:37:43- I...- Where did you get him? What's he doing here? - Susan brought me.- Why?
0:37:43 > 0:37:50David worked with Mark in Brazil. He's on the point of having a breakdown.
0:37:50 > 0:37:53I'm a nut from Brazil (!)
0:37:53 > 0:38:01- He's very excitable.- Where are his clothes?- Susan took them. - What's he doing in that thing?
0:38:01 > 0:38:09- He must be allowed to wear it if he wants to.- Does he WANT to wear it?- No. I want to get married!
0:38:09 > 0:38:11NO!
0:38:11 > 0:38:14I absolutely put my foot down!
0:38:14 > 0:38:20AUNT ELIZABETH AND SUSAN TALK OVER EACH OTHER WHILE GEORGE BARKS
0:38:25 > 0:38:29- QUIET ! QUIET ! - David, don't talk so much.
0:38:34 > 0:38:40Perhaps you can help me. Perhaps you can help me find some clothes.
0:38:40 > 0:38:46Yes. Yes. LAUGHS NERVOUSLY There must be some things around.
0:38:47 > 0:38:50- Are there?- Well...uh...
0:38:50 > 0:38:55Oh, yes. There are some in Mr Mark's room.
0:38:55 > 0:39:02- Which is Mr Mark's room? - It's at the end, sir. - Thank you!
0:39:05 > 0:39:08Go away! Go away!
0:39:09 > 0:39:12Go away!
0:39:15 > 0:39:22- ..He loves me not, he loves me! DAVID ! Where is he? - He went to get clothes.
0:39:22 > 0:39:28If he gets them he'll go, and he's the only man I've ever loved!
0:39:30 > 0:39:33GEORGE BARKS CONTINUOUSLY
0:39:35 > 0:39:38Oh, George, please be quiet.
0:39:55 > 0:39:58David! Can I come in?
0:39:58 > 0:40:01- I don't care what you do.- Right.
0:40:01 > 0:40:04What do you want?
0:40:04 > 0:40:09- Laugh. I'm past caring. - What are you going to do?
0:40:09 > 0:40:14- I'm going to New York. - You can't go like that...
0:40:14 > 0:40:21I'm going back if only to repair the damage that's been done since I've known you.
0:40:21 > 0:40:26- The damage to Miss Swallow, Mr Peabody...- Mr Peabody!
0:40:26 > 0:40:34- The way to get to Mr Peabody... - I don't want to hear. - ..is through Aunt Elizabeth.
0:40:34 > 0:40:40- He's Aunt Elizabeth's lawyer. - What's your aunt's name?- Elizabeth.
0:40:40 > 0:40:47- She has another name.- Of course. - Never mind. Don't tell me. - It's Mrs Carlton Random.
0:40:47 > 0:40:50- I knew it!- What's the matter?
0:40:50 > 0:40:56- Why did I have to run into YOU yesterday?!- What have I done?
0:40:56 > 0:41:04- Mrs Random is going to give away 1 million.- I know. - I wanted it for the museum.
0:41:04 > 0:41:10I'm afraid you made rather an unfavourable impression on her.
0:41:10 > 0:41:12I realise that.
0:41:12 > 0:41:15Susan...
0:41:15 > 0:41:21- Listen.- What? - We'll forget all that's happened because this is serious.- What?
0:41:21 > 0:41:26- Can you concentrate for a moment? - Mmm.- There's only one thing to do.
0:41:26 > 0:41:32- It's important to me and my work. - Ohh.- What?- You're SO good-looking.
0:41:32 > 0:41:36Susan, listen to me and try and remember.
0:41:36 > 0:41:39- I've made a mess of things.- Mmm.
0:41:39 > 0:41:45- Your aunt must never find out who I am. You understand?- Yes.
0:41:45 > 0:41:53- Don't ever tell her my name is David Huxley. Can you remember that?- Yes, David.
0:41:53 > 0:41:59- Sure?- Yes. You ARE good-looking. - Oh, never mind, Susan.
0:41:59 > 0:42:02What did I say? What did I do?
0:42:02 > 0:42:08- What did I say? What did I say? - I just asked you to remember...
0:42:08 > 0:42:11- I asked you to remember...- I will !
0:42:11 > 0:42:16- Where is it?- In my mind!- Where is it?- What?- My intercostal clavicle !
0:42:16 > 0:42:21- What?- My bone! It's rare! What did you do with it?- The bone!
0:42:21 > 0:42:26- You had it.- I haven't got it. - Did you carry it somewhere?- No.
0:42:26 > 0:42:34- You'll have to find another one. - It took 3 expeditions and 5 years to find THAT one!
0:42:34 > 0:42:38Send them back for another one.
0:42:38 > 0:42:44- You took it out of the box, where did you put it? - I put it back.
0:42:44 > 0:42:49- Was there somebody else in here? - No. Nobody else but... David!
0:42:49 > 0:42:52- George.- Who's George?- The dog.
0:42:52 > 0:42:55- Don't you see? Dog - bone!- Ohh!
0:42:56 > 0:42:59- George!- George!- George!- George!
0:42:59 > 0:43:04- Stop it! You sound like an echo! George!- Nice George!
0:43:04 > 0:43:09- George!- Nice George!- Nice George! - George!- Did you see him?- Who?
0:43:09 > 0:43:15- George.- Are those the only clothes you could find? What are you doing?
0:43:15 > 0:43:23- Hunting for George.- Why?- David thinks he's a nice dog.- George is a fiend!- David likes him.- Susan!
0:43:23 > 0:43:25Ohhhh!
0:43:25 > 0:43:28- David.- GEORGE !
0:43:28 > 0:43:31He's definitely not in the house.
0:43:32 > 0:43:36If he know you want him he'll hide.
0:43:36 > 0:43:44- Where's he apt to go?- Anywhere. - Where does he hide things? - How can I tell...?- BARKING
0:43:44 > 0:43:46There!
0:43:46 > 0:43:54- Look at his nose. He's been digging. He's buried it. - There are 26 acres in this garden.
0:43:54 > 0:43:58- Where did you hide it?- Calm down.
0:43:58 > 0:44:06George, not angry. David and Susan need that bone. It's a nasty old bone. It's David's bone.
0:44:06 > 0:44:13- Susan will get you a fresh bone if you'll show us where it is. - Nasty little...- Ssh!
0:44:13 > 0:44:20Now, George, don't be stubborn. Now, where did you put it? Where did you dig?
0:44:20 > 0:44:22George!
0:44:24 > 0:44:27Everything's going to be all right.
0:44:30 > 0:44:34He's going to start digging. That's right, George.
0:44:37 > 0:44:41- I hope he doesn't hurt that bone. - He's got it!
0:44:41 > 0:44:44- Come on, dig.- I'm digging.
0:44:44 > 0:44:49- Oh, I feel something! - I hope it doesn't hurt.
0:44:49 > 0:44:52Oh, look, David, a boot!
0:44:52 > 0:44:57- A boot!!- Don't hit George. - I wasn't going to hit GEORGE !
0:44:57 > 0:45:02George, concentrate again. David has to find his bone.
0:45:03 > 0:45:06- Isn't this fun, David?- Oh, yes (!)
0:45:06 > 0:45:12George, if you get tired of digging, tell us and WE'LL dig.
0:45:12 > 0:45:16Susan, do you think George is really trying?
0:45:16 > 0:45:22- Every place he's taken us we've found SOMETHING.- Not here.
0:45:22 > 0:45:26- Another boot. - That makes three pairs!
0:45:26 > 0:45:32- Quit stalling. Where is it? - Now, George, concentrate. Bone, not boot.
0:45:32 > 0:45:37- I'm getting tired of digging. - Yes. What we need is a plough.
0:45:37 > 0:45:39Susan!
0:45:39 > 0:45:44- Susan!- Follow him! Don't let him get away.
0:45:44 > 0:45:46SUSAN !!
0:45:46 > 0:45:51- Yes?- Susan!- What?- What are you doing? What ARE all these?
0:45:51 > 0:45:56- These? Holes. - I know. How did they get here?
0:45:56 > 0:46:01- David and George and I were digging.- Who IS this David?
0:46:01 > 0:46:06- He's Mark's friend.- Is that all you know?- No. I'm going to marry him.
0:46:06 > 0:46:13Not on MY money! I don't want another lunatic in the family. What's his name?
0:46:13 > 0:46:20- It's...ehm...Bone.- Bones? - One Bone.- One bone or two, it's a ridiculous name.
0:46:20 > 0:46:23- What does he do?- He...hunts.
0:46:23 > 0:46:31- Hunts what?- Animals, I should think. - Big game hunting?- Yes. VERY big. - You call that big game hunting?
0:46:35 > 0:46:38He's just playing with George.
0:46:38 > 0:46:44Tell him dinner's at 8.30 sharp. George, come here this minute!
0:46:44 > 0:46:47- Come along, George.- Ohh!
0:46:47 > 0:46:49Oh, David!
0:46:50 > 0:46:56Yes, Alice, I'm in Connecticut. I've been unavoidably detained.
0:46:58 > 0:47:00David!
0:47:00 > 0:47:05I'm talking! I'll be with you when I've finished.
0:47:11 > 0:47:13David.
0:47:13 > 0:47:15Yes...
0:47:16 > 0:47:19Susan, get off the phone.
0:47:19 > 0:47:25It's the leopard. He's making a rumpus. He's hungry, we've got to feed him.
0:47:25 > 0:47:30I can't help that. What, Alice? It's somebody on the line.
0:47:30 > 0:47:36If anyone hears him, they'll think something terrible has happened.
0:47:36 > 0:47:42Susan, get off the line! Alice? What? I don't know what time it is.
0:47:44 > 0:47:48When you hear the tone, the time will be 7.37.
0:47:48 > 0:47:53- DING ! - Alice, I can't hear you.
0:47:53 > 0:47:58- When you hear the tone, the time will be 7.40. - DING !
0:47:58 > 0:48:03When you hear the tone, the time will be 7.40 and one quarter.
0:48:03 > 0:48:09- When you hear the tone... - Pardon me, the time is 8.10.
0:48:09 > 0:48:16- When you hear the tone, the time will be 7.41. - My watch shows 8.10 and a quarter.
0:48:16 > 0:48:21- Who are you?- I'm 8.10... I'm Major Horace Applegate.
0:48:22 > 0:48:29- What do you want? - Mrs Random invited me for dinner. - She's hung up.
0:48:29 > 0:48:33- Oh, well...so am I ! - < Horace!
0:48:33 > 0:48:36- Are you coming in or going out? - Well...
0:48:36 > 0:48:41He's coming in. How do you do? I'm Susan Vance.
0:48:41 > 0:48:46- You're too big to swing on gates! - I found that out!
0:48:46 > 0:48:51- Susan, where are you going?- I'm... - You should be watching George.
0:48:51 > 0:48:57- Oh, excuse me.- George is asleep. SUSAN WHISPERS Come here, young man.
0:48:57 > 0:49:03- You look better in those clothes. - Thank you.- This is Mr Bone.
0:49:03 > 0:49:06BOTH: How do you do, Mr Bone?
0:49:06 > 0:49:13- YOU'RE Mr Bone. This is Major Applegate.- Yes. That is, I WAS this morning.
0:49:13 > 0:49:20- There must be some mistake. - No! I've known Major Applegate for 20 years.
0:49:20 > 0:49:23- 22, to be exact. - WHISPERS
0:49:23 > 0:49:30- How do you do, Mr Applegate? - How do you do? - We'll go for a walk.
0:49:30 > 0:49:33- I'll explain...- No need to explain.
0:49:33 > 0:49:38I understand. Goodbye, Major Applegate...Mr Bone...
0:49:38 > 0:49:43Strange young man, isn't he? Is he suffering from something?
0:49:43 > 0:49:49- He's had a nervous breakdown. - Had or HAS ?- HAD. It's left him sort of...
0:49:49 > 0:49:54- Pity.- Trouble is, Susan seems to be showing the same tendency.
0:49:54 > 0:50:00- YOU'RE all right, though? - Well, I hope so!- Yes.- Have a drink.
0:50:00 > 0:50:08- Dinner conversation may be a trifle difficult, so I want you to draw him out.- I don't know what you mean.
0:50:08 > 0:50:17- Talk to him about big game hunting. He's a big game hunter like you. - You've come to the right man!
0:50:18 > 0:50:23He's fed. Now he'll be quiet. Let's go in to dinner.
0:50:23 > 0:50:30- What's the matter? - I'm trying to figure out how I got mixed up in all this.
0:50:30 > 0:50:36- Mr Bone (!)- Well, you told me not to say what your real name was.
0:50:36 > 0:50:41I didn't tell you to think up a name like Bone! Ohh...
0:50:41 > 0:50:46George. George. Quickly! Get out of here!
0:50:48 > 0:50:55- What's the matter? - What if Baby and George got together?- They'd like each other.
0:50:55 > 0:51:00- And if they didn't? - Baby would eat George!- Exactly.
0:51:00 > 0:51:05There it was, crouching, as tigers do before the kill.
0:51:05 > 0:51:10But I was ready for him. I got him right between the eyes.
0:51:10 > 0:51:17It certainly was a thrilling experience, as I'm sure you'll all agree.
0:51:17 > 0:51:20Do you, Mr Bone? Mmm?
0:51:22 > 0:51:28- STRANGE VOICE: - Have you ever been... Pardon me. Have you ever been in Arabia?
0:51:28 > 0:51:36- I said, have you ever been in Arabia?- No.- I suppose you've spent most of your time in Africa.
0:51:36 > 0:51:39- No.- Tibet, perhaps?- No.
0:51:39 > 0:51:43- Malay Peninsula, perchance? - Excuse me.
0:51:45 > 0:51:48At least that got a rise out of him.
0:51:48 > 0:51:54He won't talk about the Malay Peninsula, he was clawed by a tiger there.
0:51:54 > 0:51:59I had a gun-bearer who was clawed by a tiger. He...
0:52:02 > 0:52:09- I was telling how you were clawed by a tiger in the Malay Peninsula.- Never been!
0:52:11 > 0:52:15You've never...? Oh, well, no matter!
0:52:15 > 0:52:19Eh...what type of gun do you use?
0:52:19 > 0:52:22I personally use a...
0:52:22 > 0:52:25Excuse me.
0:52:25 > 0:52:32Imagine giving a dinner party with your husband stalking like Hamlet's ghost.
0:52:37 > 0:52:40Give me patience!
0:52:40 > 0:52:43This is too much. I can't stand it!
0:52:43 > 0:52:51- We were talking about the jungle while you were away, Mr Bone. - My soup is gone.- It was cold.
0:52:51 > 0:52:55MUTTERS TO HIMSELF
0:53:00 > 0:53:03It's enough to drive a man crazy!
0:53:03 > 0:53:10And then they say, "Don't drink"! Not even a wee drop to steady a man's nerves.
0:53:10 > 0:53:15If one more thing happens, I'll quit.
0:53:18 > 0:53:21MUTTERING TO HIMSELF
0:53:25 > 0:53:29A mysterious silence... vibrant with life.
0:53:29 > 0:53:34- Strange cries in the night. - BABY HOWLS
0:53:34 > 0:53:37- What was that?- That was a loon.
0:53:37 > 0:53:42Once you got the jungle in your blood, you wouldn't stay away.
0:53:42 > 0:53:46HOWLING Susan, did you hear that?
0:53:46 > 0:53:51- I didn't hear a thing.- No? - Are you SURE that's a loon?
0:53:51 > 0:53:56Yes. I've heard many a loon, and that's one.
0:53:56 > 0:54:02- Isn't it, Mr Bone?- No. - Well, what do YOU say it was? - A leopard.
0:54:02 > 0:54:09- Major Applegate would know a leopard's cry.- I'm an authority on animal cries.
0:54:09 > 0:54:16- Now, take...- Excuse me, Major, you're right. It IS a loon. - Thank you.
0:54:16 > 0:54:21- You never forget a leopard's cry. - I know.
0:54:21 > 0:54:29Oh, you know. Of course, it varies at different seasons. Now, what month is this?
0:54:29 > 0:54:34- June.- Well, it would go something like this.
0:54:34 > 0:54:37I'll just prepare for it.
0:54:37 > 0:54:40Now, let me see...
0:54:43 > 0:54:44Awoooo!
0:54:44 > 0:54:47HE BEGINS TO COUGH
0:54:47 > 0:54:50- Oh, pardon me.- It's still a loon.
0:54:50 > 0:54:58- I haven't practised the leopard cry in a long time. - Try again.- Yes, I shall.
0:54:59 > 0:55:02CLEARS HIS THROAT
0:55:02 > 0:55:05BABY CRIES
0:55:05 > 0:55:12- I didn't do that. - It was probably an echo. - It was a long time coming back.
0:55:12 > 0:55:15- Try again.- Yes, I shall.
0:55:15 > 0:55:18A-woo-oo-oo-oo-oo!
0:55:20 > 0:55:23There. That's better.
0:55:23 > 0:55:28- BABY REPLIES - There aren't any leopards in Connecticut, are there?- Yes.- No.
0:55:28 > 0:55:33- Of course not.- Why do you say yes? - Well... Excuse me.- Excuse me.
0:55:33 > 0:55:37- Susan! Finish your dinner. - All right. You'll be sorry.
0:55:37 > 0:55:42I can't stand it. I've got to get away from it.
0:55:42 > 0:55:49Instead of sitting eating their dinner, they're howling like banshees.
0:55:50 > 0:55:58Then they say, "Gogarty, you mustn't drink. Gogarty, you must keep away from the bottle."
0:55:58 > 0:56:02A man definitely needs something!
0:56:02 > 0:56:05He's perfectly within his...
0:56:07 > 0:56:09rights!
0:56:09 > 0:56:15If one more thing happens to upset me, I'll be seeing things. I'll be...
0:56:25 > 0:56:28Hannah. Hannah.
0:56:28 > 0:56:31Hannah!
0:56:31 > 0:56:34Me gun! Me gun!
0:56:34 > 0:56:37NOW what's happened?
0:56:39 > 0:56:45Why do you want a gun? What's going on? ALL TALK AT ONCE
0:56:45 > 0:56:50Gogarty, what IS all this? I saw it.
0:56:50 > 0:56:53Saw what? A cat. As big as a cow!
0:56:53 > 0:56:56< Hannah, serve the next course.
0:56:56 > 0:57:02- Baby's escaped.- Well, I don't care. - Come on.- I've got to watch George.
0:57:02 > 0:57:10- If you stay here, I'll tell Aunt that your name is Dr David Huxley. - You wouldn't.- I would!- All right!
0:57:10 > 0:57:15George, stay there. Major, keep an eye on George.
0:57:15 > 0:57:18Baby! Baby! Oh, the door's open.
0:57:18 > 0:57:21- Is he there?- No. He's gone.
0:57:21 > 0:57:25- Aunt Elizabeth will... - Don't lose your head.- I've GOT my head, I've lost my leopard!
0:57:25 > 0:57:32- Wait a minute. Compose yourself.- What shall we do?
0:57:32 > 0:57:35I'll call the zoo, say we saw a leopard, and they'll catch him!
0:57:42 > 0:57:44I hope you've come to stay.
0:57:44 > 0:57:50Yes. We've just been walking. Walking up and walking down.
0:57:50 > 0:57:55- Where is that young man going now? - He's just going to take a rest.
0:57:55 > 0:57:59Have you ever had Jungle Fever, Major?
0:57:59 > 0:58:04- Well...- Then you'll realise how important rest is.- Well...
0:58:04 > 0:58:12- Mr Bone has two doctors. One says rest, the other, exercise. - Well...- He can't decide.
0:58:12 > 0:58:16- Susan!- What? - This is a cable from Mark.
0:58:16 > 0:58:21- What does it say? - "Are you pleased with Baby?"
0:58:21 > 0:58:29- Baby?- "Love, Mark."- Mark? - Not a word about my leopard. - Leopard?! YOUR leopard?
0:58:29 > 0:58:32- I've always wanted one.- Excuse me.
0:58:34 > 0:58:37- Thank you.- Don't call the zoo.
0:58:37 > 0:58:42- I just did. It's all fixed. - Unfix it.- Why?- Don't ask.
0:58:42 > 0:58:50- I told them they could have the leopard.- It's YOUR fault! You've ruined everything!- I quit!
0:58:50 > 0:58:55- Call them back.- But YOU told me... - He belongs to Aunt Elizabeth!
0:58:55 > 0:59:03- Aunt Elizabeth?!- Call them back and say you were mistaken. - They'll never believe me now!
0:59:03 > 0:59:09- I'll tell them that you're a drug addict. - Give me that!- Hurry up.
0:59:09 > 0:59:13Hello, operator? Get me West Lake 284.
0:59:13 > 0:59:18- I don't know what to tell them. - Oh, never mind.- Is that Zoo?
0:59:18 > 0:59:21Nobody's talking baby-talk!
0:59:21 > 0:59:26I called about the leopard. It's all been a mistake.
0:59:26 > 0:59:29- Stop them!- What did he say?
0:59:29 > 0:59:34- It's too late. They're all leopard hunting.- Ohh!
0:59:34 > 0:59:39- You've gotten us into a mess! - Me...?- Let's think before we act.
0:59:39 > 0:59:44- YOU think.- What do you take to catch a leopard?- A bigger leopard.
0:59:44 > 0:59:48- Come on!- I've got to watch George. - We'll take him.
0:59:48 > 0:59:55- We'll take George for a walk. - Ohh! Where's George? - Where's George?
0:59:55 > 1:00:02- Why the interest in George?- He knows where my intercostal clavicle is! - What?- David!
1:00:02 > 1:00:09- You promised to watch George! - I did.- Where is he?- He's gone. - Gone where?- Out that door.
1:00:09 > 1:00:12Not THAT door. THAT door.
1:00:14 > 1:00:21- I can't stand this another moment! Let's get some fresh air. - Shall we run?- Yes.
1:00:23 > 1:00:31- I can't understand why a loon would answer a leopard's cry. - They sound exactly alike to me.
1:00:31 > 1:00:36Pardon me, Elizabeth, the leopard's cry is entirely different.
1:00:36 > 1:00:39The leopard's cry goes like this...
1:00:39 > 1:00:41Who-oo-oo-oo-oo!
1:00:44 > 1:00:47I don't see how you do it.
1:00:48 > 1:00:54It's done largely with the palate. The hands are an important part.
1:00:54 > 1:01:01- Why do you put your thumbs together?- It's necessary to have the thumbs close together.
1:01:01 > 1:01:04That brings out a pear-shaped tone.
1:01:04 > 1:01:10Take a deep breath, keep the throat well open...and out comes...
1:01:12 > 1:01:14A-woo-oo-oo!
1:01:14 > 1:01:17BABY REPLIES
1:01:18 > 1:01:21Oh, my! That's fine, Elizabeth.
1:01:21 > 1:01:27- Really. I think you've got something there.- Got what?
1:01:27 > 1:01:35- The mating cry.- Don't be rude. - I was talking about the scream you did.- I didn't scream.
1:01:35 > 1:01:40- You didn't?- I did not!- You didn't? - No. I'd know if I'd screamed.
1:01:40 > 1:01:44- There must be something wrong. - I'd say so!
1:01:46 > 1:01:53- I've never known anything like it! - Don't you think it's time we went in?- No!
1:01:53 > 1:01:58- Don't you think it's...eh... a...good idea to go back?- No!
1:01:58 > 1:02:03Don't you find it a bit chilly without a gun?
1:02:05 > 1:02:10- #- That's the only thing I've plenty of, Baby!- #
1:02:10 > 1:02:17- George!- Why don't you sing, David? - I can't sing.- Yes, you can. - BARKING
1:02:17 > 1:02:20- That's a dog!- George!
1:02:21 > 1:02:27- George!- Ssh!- What's the matter? - Something moved.- Let me go first.
1:02:39 > 1:02:40David.
1:02:40 > 1:02:42Sssh!
1:02:44 > 1:02:50- Wouldn't it be better if- I- went first? - Oh, no. You might get hurt.
1:02:50 > 1:02:52Thank you (!)
1:02:55 > 1:02:57- I can't see a thing.- Neither can I.
1:02:57 > 1:03:03Are you sure you saw something move? Because I can't... Susan?
1:03:03 > 1:03:06- Here I am. - This is no time to play games.
1:03:08 > 1:03:09I'm not playing.
1:03:12 > 1:03:15I'm caught on something. Help me.
1:03:15 > 1:03:21- No. That's poison ivy. - I bet you wouldn't treat Miss Swallow this way.
1:03:21 > 1:03:24Miss Swallow would know poison ivy.
1:03:24 > 1:03:27I bet it runs when it sees HER.
1:03:27 > 1:03:32I came here to look for George and I'm...
1:03:35 > 1:03:37David, are you all right?
1:03:39 > 1:03:42Don't laugh.
1:03:42 > 1:03:46I can't help it. You look so silly!
1:04:00 > 1:04:02Oh, David!
1:04:11 > 1:04:15- < GRRRR !- That's Baby! - < BARKING- George!
1:04:15 > 1:04:20- #- I can't give you Anything but love...- #- Ssh!
1:04:22 > 1:04:23Look!
1:04:31 > 1:04:36- They like each other! - For how long?
1:04:42 > 1:04:46My intercostal clavicle will be gone forever.
1:04:51 > 1:04:56- Here, George. George!- Sssh! Susan, quiet.
1:05:03 > 1:05:07- Is there a way across this stream? - We'll wade.
1:05:12 > 1:05:18- Susan!- The river-bed's changed! - The river-bed's changed (!)
1:05:19 > 1:05:22Did we get across?
1:05:22 > 1:05:27No. We're back where we started, only we're WET !
1:05:27 > 1:05:35- Now they've disappeared. - While you were about it, you might have gone to the other side.
1:05:35 > 1:05:38- I'm going!- Don't leave me.
1:05:45 > 1:05:50If we'd had a bath house, this wouldn't have been so bad.
1:05:50 > 1:05:58- Next time I'll try and arrange one (!)- Oh, David! Don't be so grouchy.
1:05:58 > 1:06:03We could have such fun. I do so like being with you!
1:06:03 > 1:06:08- Well, I like peace and quiet. - But it's peaceful and quiet here.
1:06:08 > 1:06:11Let's just stay here (!)
1:06:13 > 1:06:18- Oh, David, your sock's on fire. - I don't care any more.- Well...
1:06:20 > 1:06:27- Fine. Throw the other one in. - Don't be upset, David. - Who wouldn't be?
1:06:27 > 1:06:33I'm trying to help you find a leopard so that your aunt won't be angry,
1:06:33 > 1:06:40and then she'll probably give you the 1 million that I need for my museum.
1:06:40 > 1:06:43You told your aunt I was crazy.
1:06:44 > 1:06:54You told her my name was Bone and that I was a big game hunter and you didn't tell ME.
1:06:54 > 1:07:01- Here's something else I didn't tell you.- What?- Boopy. He's coming here tonight.
1:07:01 > 1:07:06Oh, dear. Well, that's the end.
1:07:06 > 1:07:14He'll tell your aunt who I am. He won't remember the hard work I put in on the Brontosaurus.
1:07:14 > 1:07:18He thinks I conked him on the head with a rock!
1:07:18 > 1:07:20Here.
1:07:20 > 1:07:26- CARNIVAL MUSIC - Where's that music coming from? - The circus at West Lake.
1:07:32 > 1:07:36Take this leopard to Bridgeport. What happened?
1:07:36 > 1:07:42Gave its trainer a going-over. Bad? Didn't do him any good!
1:07:42 > 1:07:49He ripped up a man last year. What'll we do with him? Take him to the gas chamber.
1:07:49 > 1:07:53You go too, Max. Who, me?
1:07:53 > 1:07:58You heard. Where is Bridgeport? Ask somebody.
1:07:59 > 1:08:05- Come on. Sure you don't want my coat?- No. I'm completely dry.
1:08:06 > 1:08:09Hey, I wonder what that is?
1:08:13 > 1:08:16Max, see what that sign says.
1:08:16 > 1:08:21- It's the zoo truck!- Is it? - They've got Baby.
1:08:21 > 1:08:29- Is George with them?- No. We've got to release Baby.- I said I'd help you find him. Well, there he is.
1:08:29 > 1:08:34Talk to those men while I let Baby out the back.
1:08:34 > 1:08:39- What'll I say? - Talk about zoos! Go ahead.
1:08:41 > 1:08:45I can't find it. That map's upside-down.
1:08:45 > 1:08:48- Good evening.- Hello.
1:08:48 > 1:08:53- May I help you?- Do you know the way to Bridgeport?
1:08:53 > 1:08:58- I'm not going there. - No. WE are. Do you know the way?- Yes.
1:08:58 > 1:09:01- It's that way, ain't it?- Yes.- See?
1:09:01 > 1:09:05- Ain't it THAT way?- Yes. - Told you.
1:09:08 > 1:09:13Now, come on. Put this round your neck. Good boy.
1:09:13 > 1:09:18- FEROCIOUS SNARLING - Hey! What's the big idea?
1:09:31 > 1:09:34- We have found...- He's escaped!
1:09:34 > 1:09:38- He's escaped! - Shall we help you tie him up?
1:09:38 > 1:09:43- Not ME ! You're mistaken. - Thanks!- Goodnight!
1:09:44 > 1:09:47GRRRRRR !
1:09:49 > 1:09:52Over there!
1:09:52 > 1:09:56- I think he's down this way. - I'll try over here.
1:09:56 > 1:09:58I'm sure it's this way.
1:09:58 > 1:10:03- GUNFIRE - Ohh!- Somebody's shooting at him.
1:10:03 > 1:10:05- Don't miss it.- Quiet.
1:10:05 > 1:10:13- Don't shoot!- Stand back. I won't miss him this time. - We're trying to catch that leopard!
1:10:13 > 1:10:21- So am I.- It's a tame leopard. - Everybody knows you're crazy! - Don't!- Susan, please!
1:10:21 > 1:10:29- Explain to Major Applegate. - You know that Aunt Elizabeth was getting a leopard?- I'd heard.
1:10:29 > 1:10:34- Well, that's her leopard. It's tame.- There's no such...
1:10:34 > 1:10:42- A TAME leopard?- Yes. - Are you sure it's harmless?- Yes. - Why didn't you say so?
1:10:42 > 1:10:47- Well...- I apologise to you, Mr...eh...Boney.- Thank you.
1:10:47 > 1:10:52- We should try to catch it. - Which way...- did it go?- Eh...
1:10:52 > 1:10:58- We'll go that way, you go THAT way. Don't shoot.- Of course not.
1:10:58 > 1:11:01- George!- George!- George!
1:11:02 > 1:11:08- I knew it was tame.- Is that so? - Yes. I patted him on the back.
1:11:08 > 1:11:12He's as gentle as a kitten. GRRRR !
1:11:12 > 1:11:16- I don't know why you didn't... - There he is!
1:11:16 > 1:11:22Let me have that rope. Hold the gun. We won't need it.
1:11:22 > 1:11:30Leave everything to me. I've vast experience in these matters.
1:11:30 > 1:11:34Here, kitty, kitty! Come, kitty, kitty!
1:11:34 > 1:11:36SNA-A-ARL !!
1:11:36 > 1:11:43- Don't you fool me! You're not afraid of me, are you? - GRRRR !
1:11:43 > 1:11:48- You say you patted this beast? - In a manner of speaking, I did.
1:11:51 > 1:11:55Personally, Gogarty, I think you're a liar!!
1:12:05 > 1:12:10- Can you see him, David?- No. - I wonder where we are?
1:12:10 > 1:12:14Near the Canadian border by now!
1:12:17 > 1:12:20My glasses! Don't move! My glasses!
1:12:20 > 1:12:25Here! Oh, David! They're broken. I'm SO sorry.
1:12:25 > 1:12:32- Makes no difference. I could do just as well with my eyes shut (!)- Well...
1:12:33 > 1:12:40You look handsomer without them. Oh! I've lost my heel! Look at me walk.
1:12:40 > 1:12:45- Susan.- #- Ra-pum-pum!- #- Susan!
1:12:45 > 1:12:52- Susan, stop!- I was born on the side of a hill.- We're not getting anywhere like this.
1:12:52 > 1:12:55You must be tired. Go home.
1:12:55 > 1:13:00We can't quit now. We've let a wild animal loose.
1:13:00 > 1:13:07- We can't just go home. - You misunderstand me. I want YOU to go home.
1:13:07 > 1:13:11- You mean, you want ME to go home?- Yes.
1:13:11 > 1:13:16- You mean, you don't want me to help you any more?- No.
1:13:16 > 1:13:25- After all the fun we've had?- Yes. - After all I've done for you? - That's what I mean!- I'll go.
1:13:25 > 1:13:28I can take care of myself!
1:13:29 > 1:13:33Oh, my goodness! Susan, are you all right?
1:13:33 > 1:13:36- Did you hurt yourself?- No.
1:13:36 > 1:13:41It's not that. It's just that I'm miserable.
1:13:41 > 1:13:43- You don't like me any more.- I do.
1:13:43 > 1:13:46- You tried to get rid of me!- No.
1:13:46 > 1:13:50Your face is dirty, Susan.
1:13:50 > 1:13:51There.
1:13:51 > 1:13:59- Now you're being nice to me after all the horrible things I've done to you!- Stop crying.
1:13:59 > 1:14:07- Everything I do with the best intention seems to turn out badly. - It does, doesn't it?
1:14:07 > 1:14:11David, please let me come with you. Oh, David...
1:14:13 > 1:14:19- All right, you can come with me. - Are you sure you want me?
1:14:19 > 1:14:23- Yes.- Positive?- Yes. You can come.
1:14:23 > 1:14:31Don't you worry, David. If there's anything I can do to help you, just let me know.
1:14:31 > 1:14:34Don't do it until I let you know.
1:14:37 > 1:14:40GEORGE IS BARKING
1:14:43 > 1:14:46Come on, George.
1:14:46 > 1:14:50Oh, look, David! Baby's on the roof.
1:14:53 > 1:14:56Come on, Baby. Come down.
1:14:56 > 1:15:03- Make him get down.- You'd like me to go up and push him down (?) - Well... We'd better sing.
1:15:03 > 1:15:07- #- I can't give you...- # - Sing, David.
1:15:07 > 1:15:11# I can't give you Anything but love
1:15:11 > 1:15:13# BABY !
1:15:13 > 1:15:16# That's the only thing... #
1:15:16 > 1:15:18Awoo!
1:15:18 > 1:15:22GEORGE HOWLS, LEOPARD ROARS
1:15:22 > 1:15:29# Happiness and, I guess, All those things You've always pined for
1:15:29 > 1:15:34# Gee, it's good to see you Looking swell, BABY !
1:15:34 > 1:15:41# Diamond bracelets Woolworth's never sell, BABY ! Till that lucky day
1:15:41 > 1:15:44- # You know darn well... #- Baby!
1:15:44 > 1:15:48- David, where are you going? - I'll be back.
1:15:48 > 1:15:52# I can't give you Anything but love! #
1:15:52 > 1:15:59- Not you. IT. - What are you doing?- Singing. - If you are paying a bet...
1:15:59 > 1:16:03I'm not. There's a leopard on your roof.
1:16:03 > 1:16:06I am not going to argue with you.
1:16:06 > 1:16:12It's MY leopard, and to get it I have to sing.
1:16:12 > 1:16:17- #- You'll find...- # There's nothing on my roof.- No?- No!
1:16:17 > 1:16:21- All right! - #- Happiness, and, I guess...- #
1:16:21 > 1:16:25Poor girl. You'd better go down, Fritz.
1:16:25 > 1:16:28Sing if you like, dear.
1:16:28 > 1:16:33- #- BABY !- #- You can sing too. - #- Diamond bracelets...
1:16:33 > 1:16:36- #- Woolworth's never sell, BABY !- #
1:16:36 > 1:16:41Baby, don't! You've frightened him away!
1:16:41 > 1:16:46- Ssh! It's all right.- It's not! - Don't worry.- I HAVE to worry!
1:16:46 > 1:16:53- Come with me.- He went THAT way. - He didn't.- He did. I saw him. - He's up there.- Where?
1:16:53 > 1:17:00- Peeking round. See? - No. I... There's nothing there! There's nothing there!
1:17:00 > 1:17:03- Come along.- Let me go!
1:17:03 > 1:17:08- Come along!- There's 1 million at stake.- 1 million?- Yes.
1:17:08 > 1:17:12It's in there. In one dollar bills.
1:17:12 > 1:17:15- Just come along.- No! No!
1:17:27 > 1:17:29Look.
1:17:31 > 1:17:34Know him? No. Looks like a peeping Tom.
1:17:34 > 1:17:37Peeping Tom, eh? We'll nab him.
1:17:43 > 1:17:46Stick 'em up!
1:17:46 > 1:17:49- Grab him, Elmer!- George!
1:17:49 > 1:17:54- George! Don't go away, George! - Don't argue!
1:17:59 > 1:18:07- What...?- I have a hairpin.- Huh! - Anyway, when they find out who we are, they'll let us out.
1:18:07 > 1:18:13When they find out who YOU are, they'll pad the cell!
1:18:13 > 1:18:19She says she's your niece. Have you or have you not got a niece?
1:18:19 > 1:18:22Yes. But she's not out singing.
1:18:22 > 1:18:29- She's in bed. - I wouldn't be too sure. - Horace, DO be quiet!
1:18:29 > 1:18:32You refuse to identify her?
1:18:32 > 1:18:39If you continue to annoy me, I'll have you arrested! The idea!!
1:18:39 > 1:18:41Hello?
1:18:41 > 1:18:43She says her niece is in bed.
1:18:43 > 1:18:47As I thought. She's lying. You're right.
1:18:47 > 1:18:53Let's find out the truth. I'll have a talk with them.
1:18:56 > 1:19:04- If you want to get out of this jail, you'd better listen. - I'm listening.- Quiet, young lady.
1:19:04 > 1:19:09- Tell me the truth.- Well... - What did my aunt say?- Quiet.
1:19:09 > 1:19:14- What did my aunt say? - You haven't GOT an aunt!- I have!
1:19:14 > 1:19:20Quiet. Now, look here, young fella, tell me what you were doing.
1:19:20 > 1:19:28- Well...- Hunting for a leopard. - You were... Look here, there never WAS a leopard.- Well, there is NOW.
1:19:28 > 1:19:33Now, young lady, I am waiting for you to tell the truth.
1:19:33 > 1:19:41- Then you'll have a long, grey beard down to here. - My grandfather had... QUIET !!
1:19:41 > 1:19:49- Have a little respect for the law. - I just want to explain. It all started at her aunt's house.
1:19:49 > 1:19:57- Her aunt...- She promised to... - Hold on. She hasn't GOT an aunt. - I have! She's my father's sister.
1:19:57 > 1:20:05- Come over here.- Young lady... - Now, quiet.- Yes.- You want us to get out of here?- Oh, yes, I do!
1:20:05 > 1:20:10- You called my aunt up, didn't you? - Yes.- And what did she say?
1:20:10 > 1:20:13Well, she said you were in bed.
1:20:13 > 1:20:19- Then what am I doing here? - Because your aunt... You haven't GOT an aunt!
1:20:19 > 1:20:26- But if I DID have... - She'd muzzle you! - You can't talk to me that way!
1:20:26 > 1:20:29I don't know!
1:20:33 > 1:20:38- Excuse me.- Go away, please. - Shut up, David.- David, be quiet.
1:20:38 > 1:20:46- If you'd just listen to me... - This morning...- What?- You're not going to get anywhere with her.
1:20:46 > 1:20:51Now we're getting somewhere. Now, speak up.
1:20:51 > 1:20:56Oh, Elmer! Get the key! Quick! Lock him up!
1:20:56 > 1:21:04- Fine officer YOU are, locking up a dangerous criminal without locking him up!- It's not locked.- Thank you!
1:21:04 > 1:21:08GOGARTY IS RAMBLING
1:21:12 > 1:21:18There's something for you! What's the charge?
1:21:18 > 1:21:22He was driving the Doctor's car. A car thief!
1:21:22 > 1:21:27No man is going to call me a car thief!
1:21:27 > 1:21:30Lock him up! Let go!
1:21:30 > 1:21:33We'll just hold you for a while.
1:21:33 > 1:21:38- Hello, Gogarty! - Miss Susan! Why are YOU here?
1:21:38 > 1:21:43- Influence (!)- Don't worry. I'll get you out.- Sure. She got ME out (!)
1:21:43 > 1:21:48You know this lady? I work for her aunt.
1:21:48 > 1:21:51What?! I work for her aunt!
1:21:51 > 1:21:56If one more person says she's got an aunt, you'll all get 30 days!
1:21:56 > 1:22:00Where is everyone? Who's in charge here?
1:22:00 > 1:22:03In there. Hey, Constable.
1:22:03 > 1:22:09- Give me the key! Madam... What do you want?- Her niece.
1:22:09 > 1:22:16- Yes. I want my niece! Who is your niece? Description?- She's about...
1:22:16 > 1:22:21- Aunt Elizabeth!- There she is! Hold on! Who are you?
1:22:21 > 1:22:28I'm Mrs Carlton Random. And you say your niece is here? She certainly is.
1:22:28 > 1:22:31That young lady ain't got no aunt!
1:22:31 > 1:22:35And you're NOT Mrs Carlton Random. I spoke to her.
1:22:35 > 1:22:41- I ought to know who I am!- You DID talk to her on the telephone.
1:22:41 > 1:22:48- How do you know?- I was there. - Who are you?- The niece! The aunt! Major Horace Applegate.
1:22:48 > 1:22:52- Why the gun?- I was hunting a leopard.
1:22:52 > 1:22:59- You've been hunting leopards (?) - Yes.- Any luck? - Not what I'm accustomed to, no.
1:22:59 > 1:23:03- I have been a bit confused... - Boys. Boys.
1:23:03 > 1:23:06Wait! Wait!
1:23:09 > 1:23:15The old battleaxe keeps yelling that SHE'S Mrs Random.
1:23:15 > 1:23:23That's ridiculous. Mrs Random is in bed. And don't be calling here again. Goodnight!
1:23:24 > 1:23:26Goodnight.
1:23:26 > 1:23:29They're all liars. Obviously.
1:23:29 > 1:23:35You will make a very important haul. Thank you, Doc.
1:23:35 > 1:23:40Get their confessions. I'll try again. Come on.
1:23:42 > 1:23:45ALL SHOUT OUT
1:23:45 > 1:23:47Quiet!
1:23:47 > 1:23:50Quiet! QUIET ! QUIET !!
1:23:50 > 1:23:58I'm going to ask this young man a few questions and I want absolute quiet.
1:23:58 > 1:24:03- You said your name was Bone.- Well... - We know that ain't your right name.
1:24:03 > 1:24:08- What were you doing?- I was after a leopard.- Still sticking to it!
1:24:08 > 1:24:13They agreed a story. How about the bank robbery?
1:24:13 > 1:24:19- How much did they get? - Oh, about... Say, who's asking these questions?
1:24:19 > 1:24:24- Who was with you on the mail job? - Mickey Mouse (!)
1:24:24 > 1:24:27Doc, make a note of that.
1:24:27 > 1:24:30- We're getting someplace.- Hey!- Quiet.
1:24:30 > 1:24:33- I'm waiting for you.- Hey!- Quiet.
1:24:33 > 1:24:39- GANGSTER'S VOICE: - HEY, FLATFOOT ! You ain't gettin' no place. Come here.
1:24:39 > 1:24:45- Me?- Yes, you. Haul it over. You want someone to talk, don't ya?
1:24:45 > 1:24:50- Well, it's about time!- Let me outta here and I'll shoot the works.
1:24:53 > 1:24:58- You ain't no lady! - Fooled you, didn't I ?- Sure did!
1:24:58 > 1:25:05- What did I tell you my name was? - Eh... Doc, what's her name? DOCTOR: Susan Vance.
1:25:05 > 1:25:10That's just a society moniker. The mob call me Swingin' Door Suzy.
1:25:10 > 1:25:15- Swingin' Door...?- Come on, open up! Open up!- Stop that!
1:25:15 > 1:25:24- I won't open any doors until you promise to talk. - I'll talk!- You hear that, Doc?
1:25:24 > 1:25:28Susan, it won't work! Whatever it is!
1:25:28 > 1:25:32Swingin' Door Suzy hasn't flopped yet!
1:25:32 > 1:25:38So long, gang! I'm not taking the rap for this job!
1:25:38 > 1:25:41THEY ALL SHOUT Quiet!
1:25:41 > 1:25:44Ah, quit beefing!
1:25:44 > 1:25:49- Get wise, Jerry. - Ain't his name Bone?
1:25:49 > 1:25:54- Of course not!- You don't remember Jerry the Nipper?- Jerry...? >
1:25:54 > 1:26:02- She's making all this up! - I saw you with that red-headed skirt!- Another woman? >
1:26:02 > 1:26:05Sure. That's why I'm squealing.
1:26:05 > 1:26:13- So he's a lady-killer! - He's a regular Don Juan! Loves the ladies, don't ya, honey?
1:26:13 > 1:26:15Boom!
1:26:16 > 1:26:19He's a rover! Come on!
1:26:20 > 1:26:23I want you to tell the truth.
1:26:23 > 1:26:30- I notice you're limping. Got shot in a stick-up? - No. I lost my heel.
1:26:30 > 1:26:36Sit down. Elmer, grab that typewriter. I want to get this down.
1:26:36 > 1:26:40- I want you to talk...- Cigarette. - I don't smoke.
1:26:40 > 1:26:46- This'll do.- Uh?- It's a two-for. - What?- Two for a nickel. Match!
1:26:47 > 1:26:52- I won't stand for this. - No smoking, no talking.
1:26:52 > 1:26:55- Ain't gonna talk.- Just sit down. Doc, give her
1:26:55 > 1:26:58one of them cigarettes. If you just tell the truth...
1:27:01 > 1:27:04Hey! My case, if you please!
1:27:04 > 1:27:10There I go again! Sorry, boys. Forgot where I was.
1:27:10 > 1:27:17- Hey!- How about a little fresh air? It's kinda hot in here. - Yes. It IS a bit muggy.
1:27:19 > 1:27:22Now, what about the Cleghorn jewels?
1:27:22 > 1:27:27- That's hot. We're waiting for it to cool off.- What do you mean, we?
1:27:27 > 1:27:33- The gang.- You all belong to the same gang?- The Leopard Gang.
1:27:33 > 1:27:38We'll round 'em up! Got that down? I got it.
1:27:38 > 1:27:41Elmer? Not so fast!
1:27:41 > 1:27:46You can't spell ! But... What about the bank robbery?
1:27:46 > 1:27:53Wasn't that a honey! Jerry was the inside man on that job.
1:27:53 > 1:28:01- Were you there too?- Sure! I'm a one-man woman. Where my man goes, I go!
1:28:01 > 1:28:04- Applegate... - You're talking too fast!
1:28:04 > 1:28:09You've only got as far as the Cleghorn jewels.
1:28:09 > 1:28:13Now, young lady... CAR PULLS OFF
1:28:13 > 1:28:17She's got my car again! After her!
1:28:17 > 1:28:23If you don't catch her there's gonna be a shake-up in this department!
1:28:23 > 1:28:28I'll lock her up! Are you the Constable?
1:28:28 > 1:28:32I'm looking for... Not a leopard!
1:28:32 > 1:28:37I'm looking for Mrs Carlton Random. She's not here.
1:28:37 > 1:28:40I believe she is. Who are you?
1:28:40 > 1:28:46- Her attorney.- And I'm looking for Dr David Huxley. Is he with Mrs Random?
1:28:46 > 1:28:51We've got an old woman who says SHE'S Mrs Random,
1:28:51 > 1:28:56a gangster by the name of Bone, Baby-Face Horace... What?
1:28:56 > 1:29:01I can identify this gentleman. Mr Peabody, I testified for you.
1:29:01 > 1:29:06Yes. I must see my client. You've made a mistake.
1:29:06 > 1:29:11Your position as Constable is in jeopardy!
1:29:11 > 1:29:14Are you sure...? Positive.
1:29:14 > 1:29:22Election next week, too! Mr Peabody, if you just step inside we'll straighten this out.
1:29:23 > 1:29:26Is she or ain't she Mrs Random?
1:29:26 > 1:29:30About time! Of course she's Mr Random!
1:29:30 > 1:29:33Open that door. What about him?
1:29:33 > 1:29:38- David, I don't understand... - I can't explain it.
1:29:38 > 1:29:44- I don't like it any better than you do.- Oh, really, David!
1:29:44 > 1:29:48Let that young man out too. Aw, shucks!
1:29:48 > 1:29:51You haven't hear the end of this either, I...
1:29:51 > 1:29:53Huxley! >
1:29:53 > 1:29:56Why did you throw rocks at me?
1:29:56 > 1:30:01- I...- This is the man you wanted me to donate a million dollars to?!
1:30:01 > 1:30:07- I've changed my mind! - What have you done?- Name anything!
1:30:08 > 1:30:14- What are you gonna tell him? - The truth. We lost a leopard.
1:30:19 > 1:30:22Are you the Constable?
1:30:22 > 1:30:28- Until the next election. - We need some help.
1:30:28 > 1:30:31- What is it? - We're looking for...
1:30:31 > 1:30:35- Don't say a leopard. - How did you know?
1:30:35 > 1:30:39- Know what? - That we're looking for a leopard.
1:30:39 > 1:30:43- There are no leopards... - GEORGE BARKS
1:30:48 > 1:30:51Look out! Somebody get a gun!
1:30:51 > 1:30:56Don't be frightened. Everything's going to be all right.
1:31:00 > 1:31:03- Is this my leopard? - Yes. That's Baby.
1:31:04 > 1:31:08- He didn't act that way with ME. - That ain't mine.
1:31:08 > 1:31:15- No. That's why we released it. - Not that one. You couldn't touch ours!
1:31:16 > 1:31:19You mean there's ANOTHER leopard?
1:31:19 > 1:31:23Our cat came from the circus. He's BAD !
1:31:23 > 1:31:31Susan's trying to catch the wrong leopard! She's helpless without me!
1:31:31 > 1:31:34- GRRRR ! - What's the matter with you?
1:31:40 > 1:31:45What's the matter? You've been snapping at me the whole way.
1:31:49 > 1:31:54I'm just as determined as YOU are so you might as well come with me.
1:31:57 > 1:32:02I don't like it either... Hey, David!
1:32:02 > 1:32:03Susan!
1:32:08 > 1:32:13Well, did I fool you this time! I've got him!
1:32:13 > 1:32:16No, you haven't. Look.
1:32:21 > 1:32:24Don't leave me in here!
1:32:32 > 1:32:34David!
1:32:34 > 1:32:37Susan! Run! Run!
1:32:41 > 1:32:46- Run, Susan!- No! I won't leave you! I love you!- What?
1:32:49 > 1:32:50Ohh!
1:32:51 > 1:32:53Shoo!
1:32:57 > 1:33:00- Poke him, David!- Let go, Susan!- No!
1:33:00 > 1:33:06- I'm trying to get him into the cell.- Oh.- Get in!
1:33:07 > 1:33:10Get in! Get the key, Susan!
1:33:11 > 1:33:14Give it to me!
1:33:14 > 1:33:16Ohhhh!
1:33:16 > 1:33:23Oh, David, you're wonderful. You're wonderful. You're a hero. You've saved my life.
1:33:23 > 1:33:29I've never seen such bravery. Did you want to say something?
1:33:29 > 1:33:30What?
1:33:30 > 1:33:33What was it? Ohh!
1:33:33 > 1:33:36You've fainted. David!
1:33:37 > 1:33:44I'm glad that you showed yourself in your true colours. You're just a butterfly.
1:33:44 > 1:33:47Oh, now I'm a butterfly.
1:34:00 > 1:34:02David!
1:34:02 > 1:34:04David!
1:34:05 > 1:34:07Oh!
1:34:09 > 1:34:12Where are you going, David?
1:34:12 > 1:34:18I've got it! I can't even see you. Where ARE you?
1:34:18 > 1:34:23There you are! I followed George around for three days.
1:34:23 > 1:34:26Then he put it in my shoe. Look!
1:34:26 > 1:34:33- Oh.- Oh, David, don't be mad at me. - Thank you. Put it on the table and go.
1:34:34 > 1:34:37Wait! I want to talk to you.
1:34:37 > 1:34:40Write me a letter. Go back, Susan!
1:34:40 > 1:34:43Jeepers, it's high up here.
1:34:43 > 1:34:50- Please! Go back down the ladder quietly.- When I go down, I'll go down quietly.
1:34:50 > 1:34:57- Why did you run up here when I came in?- If you must know, I'm afraid of you.
1:34:57 > 1:35:00- That's the same as admitting...- Oh!
1:35:01 > 1:35:10- Everything's going to be all right. - Don't say that! You've already cost the museum 1 million.
1:35:10 > 1:35:17Aunt Elizabeth gave it to me and I'm giving it to you for the museum.
1:35:17 > 1:35:20I'm sure they'll be very pleased.
1:35:20 > 1:35:23- Aren't YOU pleased?- I suppose so.
1:35:23 > 1:35:29- I've made a mess of everything. - No.- I was happy when I found the bone.
1:35:29 > 1:35:36Oh, David! All that happened happened because I was trying to keep you near me.
1:35:36 > 1:35:39I'm so sorry.
1:35:39 > 1:35:42- I ought to thank you.- Thank me?
1:35:42 > 1:35:48Yes. That was the best day I ever had in my whole life!
1:35:48 > 1:35:54- You don't mean it! - I never had a better time. - But- I- was there!
1:35:54 > 1:36:03- That's what made it so good. - You realise what that means? You must like me a little bit!
1:36:03 > 1:36:12- It's more than that.- Is it? - I LOVE YOU !- That's wonderful, because I love you, too!
1:36:12 > 1:36:15I'm not rocking, I...
1:36:15 > 1:36:17Aaaaaaagh!
1:36:17 > 1:36:18Ohh!
1:36:18 > 1:36:21Aaaaaagh! Ohhhh! Ohhhh!
1:36:21 > 1:36:24Ohhhhhh! David!
1:36:24 > 1:36:29The Brontosaurus! Four years went into this!
1:36:30 > 1:36:34- Ohh, David!- Susan! Susan! Look out!
1:36:34 > 1:36:36Susan!
1:36:36 > 1:36:43- Look out, Susan. - CREAKING - I'm going!
1:36:48 > 1:36:52Hold on, Susan! Hold on! Don't let go!
1:36:52 > 1:36:58Oh, David! Look what I've done! I'm so sorry.
1:36:59 > 1:37:02David, can you ever forgive me?
1:37:02 > 1:37:08- I...I...- You can? And you still love me?- Susan, that...- You do?
1:37:08 > 1:37:11- Oh, David!- Oh, dear! Oh, my!
1:37:22 > 1:37:26Subtitles by Janice Hamilton BBC Scotland, 1993