Daddy and Them

0:00:02 > 0:00:06This film contains strong language.

0:00:59 > 0:01:01CHILD WHOOPS

0:01:01 > 0:01:03CHILDREN YELL, LAUGH

0:01:31 > 0:01:34- WOMAN YELLS:- No! No!

0:01:36 > 0:01:37GRUNTS: Come here.

0:01:37 > 0:01:41No! I'm gonna do it! I swear, I will. Let go!

0:01:41 > 0:01:42Stop it!

0:01:42 > 0:01:44Stop it!

0:01:44 > 0:01:46- Let go. Let go. - Stop it.

0:01:46 > 0:01:47I'm telling you.

0:01:47 > 0:01:49- Give me that back. - Ow! Ow.

0:01:49 > 0:01:51- Give it to... Ow! - Drop it!

0:01:51 > 0:01:54- I'm gonna cut both of us. - What do you care?

0:01:54 > 0:01:56You said you're gonna kill yourself anyway.

0:01:56 > 0:01:58- Give it to me. - Ow!

0:01:58 > 0:02:00Give me the glass of piece. It's dangerous.

0:02:00 > 0:02:02It's piece of glass. You said "glass of piece".

0:02:02 > 0:02:04I don't care what I said.

0:02:04 > 0:02:06- Ow! - Come on and get up.

0:02:06 > 0:02:07Quit acting silly.

0:02:07 > 0:02:09- Ow. - HE GRUNTS

0:02:09 > 0:02:10SHE PANTS

0:02:10 > 0:02:13I'll cut that thing right off your arm,

0:02:13 > 0:02:15then I might have a reason to live.

0:02:15 > 0:02:18You're the one that told me to get it covered up.

0:02:18 > 0:02:20Talk to that dope head that done it.

0:02:20 > 0:02:24He's the one who said it's artistic to do it that way -

0:02:24 > 0:02:26pointy, not blocky.

0:02:26 > 0:02:29Well, it's still a rose, crossed out name or not,

0:02:29 > 0:02:3124 hours a day a rose.

0:02:31 > 0:02:33And to top it off,

0:02:33 > 0:02:36you've got that feather or whatever down by your crotch.

0:02:36 > 0:02:39I know it's just a cover-up job hiding your true feelings.

0:02:39 > 0:02:42What if I had your brother's name tattooed by my deal,

0:02:42 > 0:02:45a sex reminder every time you went to fool with me?

0:02:45 > 0:02:48That's how I live every day of my life, rain or shine.

0:02:48 > 0:02:52Honey, a rose is just a symbol

0:02:52 > 0:02:55that represents a flower called a 'rose'.

0:02:55 > 0:02:59You ought to be damn proud I covered her name with a feather,

0:02:59 > 0:03:01cos I done it for you out of love.

0:03:01 > 0:03:03Bullshit. I stayed on your ass.

0:03:03 > 0:03:05It's the only reason you fixed any of it.

0:03:05 > 0:03:08The only reason you got that one meaning 'God'

0:03:08 > 0:03:10is to take my attention off her all over you!

0:03:10 > 0:03:13I didn't say that. One guy said it meant God.

0:03:13 > 0:03:16The other guy said it's a Wewak on account of its flag.

0:03:16 > 0:03:19They don't even believe in God...or Jesus.

0:03:19 > 0:03:22Honey, I just picked it off a picture on the wall

0:03:22 > 0:03:24cos it called out to me cosmic.

0:03:24 > 0:03:28And you know I'd put your name on me anytime, anywhere.

0:03:28 > 0:03:32I don't want it! You think I want to be just like her?

0:03:32 > 0:03:34Thanks and no thanks.

0:03:34 > 0:03:35Thanks and no thanks.

0:03:35 > 0:03:38Thanks and no thanks. Thanks and no thanks.

0:03:42 > 0:03:46Communists don't believe in God or Jesus?

0:03:46 > 0:03:50Uh-uh. I heard they're short on toilet paper too.

0:03:50 > 0:03:52How do you know that?

0:03:52 > 0:03:55That guy I worked with, the one I told you about -

0:03:55 > 0:03:57the tractor run over him and killed him.

0:03:57 > 0:03:58Uh-huh.

0:03:59 > 0:04:01He told me.

0:04:02 > 0:04:04I'll be darned.

0:04:05 > 0:04:08I didn't know that fact.

0:04:08 > 0:04:11Come on, baby, let's go in the house.

0:04:11 > 0:04:13- SOFTLY:- OK.

0:04:13 > 0:04:17Honey, look. Does my belly look flat as it did yesterday?

0:04:17 > 0:04:19Of course it does.

0:04:19 > 0:04:21Are you sure? Cos it feels bloated.

0:04:21 > 0:04:23Sugar, it's not. Come on.

0:04:23 > 0:04:27You have to promise me you won't leave me if I get fat.

0:04:31 > 0:04:34Hand me them candy corn, will you, sugar?

0:04:34 > 0:04:35Sure, baby.

0:04:35 > 0:04:37Thank you, baby.

0:04:45 > 0:04:48Honey, it ain't that I don't want to go see your momma.

0:04:48 > 0:04:51It's that we can't afford to go to Nashville and back.

0:04:51 > 0:04:54I've done told you that. It takes gas money to go places.

0:04:54 > 0:04:57You don't wanna see my momma cos you hate her.

0:04:57 > 0:05:00- I bet if Rose wanted you... - Don't start that shit again.

0:05:00 > 0:05:03What if fucked your brother? You wouldn't like that a bit.

0:05:03 > 0:05:06I didn't used to fuck your sister. She was my girlfriend.

0:05:06 > 0:05:08- We didn't fuck. - You didn't fuck her?

0:05:08 > 0:05:10Of course I fucked her! She was my girlfriend.

0:05:10 > 0:05:13You know what I mean by that.

0:05:17 > 0:05:18And all your momma's gonna do

0:05:18 > 0:05:20is talk about your damned old boyfriends.

0:05:20 > 0:05:22- How great they were. - Mm-hm.

0:05:22 > 0:05:24Sick and tired of hearing them damned stories.

0:05:24 > 0:05:26I've heard them a hundred times.

0:05:26 > 0:05:28And they're idiots, every one of them.

0:05:28 > 0:05:32So I'm such a dumb ass I went with idiots all the time?

0:05:32 > 0:05:33You said it, honey.

0:05:33 > 0:05:35You like to hurt my feelings, don't you?

0:05:35 > 0:05:37OK. You're not a dumb ass. I'm sorry.

0:05:37 > 0:05:39But they were fucking idiots.

0:05:39 > 0:05:42Every last one of them was little-dicked idiots.

0:05:42 > 0:05:46Muscle men half of them, which I know you like.

0:05:46 > 0:05:48Fuck every one of them!

0:05:49 > 0:05:51You hate my whole family, don't you?

0:05:51 > 0:05:52I love your family.

0:05:52 > 0:05:54Does that mean I have to love yours?

0:05:58 > 0:06:00Honey, you're gonna have to quit

0:06:00 > 0:06:02acting like you're going to kill yourself.

0:06:02 > 0:06:03It's embarrassing.

0:06:03 > 0:06:06You know the neighbours talk about us, don't you?

0:06:06 > 0:06:07You fucked my sister!

0:06:07 > 0:06:09You was 13 years old!

0:06:09 > 0:06:11Did you want me to get thrown in jail?

0:06:11 > 0:06:14I couldn't fuck you, could I, back then?

0:06:14 > 0:06:17- TELEPHONE RINGS - It's on the washer.

0:06:17 > 0:06:19Where's my brush?

0:06:24 > 0:06:26Hello.

0:06:26 > 0:06:28You're shitting me.

0:06:30 > 0:06:32Is JC with him in there?

0:06:33 > 0:06:36OK. All right.

0:06:36 > 0:06:38We'll you call up tomorrow. Bye.

0:06:40 > 0:06:41Who was it?

0:06:44 > 0:06:45Honey, it was my daddy.

0:06:48 > 0:06:50Uncle Hazel's been thrown in jail for armed robbery.

0:06:50 > 0:06:52- What?! - QUIETLY: Yeah.

0:06:52 > 0:06:56We're gonna have to go to Little Rock. His bail's pretty high.

0:06:56 > 0:06:58- Uncle Hazel? - QUIETLY: Yeah.

0:06:58 > 0:06:59Well, what's he doing

0:06:59 > 0:07:02committing a crime like armed robbery?

0:07:05 > 0:07:07I don't know, honey.

0:07:08 > 0:07:10Can you slice that baloney a little thinner?

0:07:10 > 0:07:12You know how Ruby is about thin meat for sandwiches.

0:07:12 > 0:07:14- MAN: - It's pretty thin.

0:07:17 > 0:07:19Hey, Dewey, is, er, baloney pretty lean?

0:07:19 > 0:07:20I think so.

0:07:20 > 0:07:23- I mean fat content-wise. - Oh, it's good. It's good.

0:07:48 > 0:07:51What do you say we just put it on ticket today?

0:07:51 > 0:07:54- COUGHS:- Well, now, Claude, your bill's pretty darn high

0:07:54 > 0:07:56right now as it is,

0:07:56 > 0:07:58and you ain't paid so much as a nickel on it

0:07:58 > 0:08:00as long as I remember.

0:08:00 > 0:08:03Now, if you just pay a little something every month

0:08:03 > 0:08:04so it looked like you're trying...

0:08:04 > 0:08:06..is all.

0:08:06 > 0:08:10That's easy for you to say. You're self-employed.

0:08:10 > 0:08:13You don't have to work for the county for 5.25 an hour.

0:08:13 > 0:08:17I have to feed a woman acting like there'll be no more food.

0:08:17 > 0:08:19She's skinny as a rail. I don't get it.

0:08:19 > 0:08:21She ordered a goddamn COD elephant, a ceramic elephant.

0:08:21 > 0:08:25COD. Her signature's on it. You don't know what it's like.

0:08:25 > 0:08:27You oughtn't take the Lord's name in vain

0:08:27 > 0:08:29when you're talking to a deacon of the church.

0:08:29 > 0:08:31You've just went to pot

0:08:31 > 0:08:33ever since your folks moved up to Little Rock.

0:08:33 > 0:08:36- Your daddy paid his bills. - Tell you what, then.

0:08:36 > 0:08:38You just keep your damn thick-assed baloney. Here.

0:08:38 > 0:08:40- No...no... - There you go.

0:08:40 > 0:08:41- Keep it. - Claude.

0:08:41 > 0:08:44Keep it. I don't give a shit.

0:08:44 > 0:08:46You just sit here in your airconditioned store

0:08:46 > 0:08:49while I cut weeds and fill potholes.

0:08:51 > 0:08:53And your church can kiss my ass.

0:08:53 > 0:08:55The only reason y'all go to church

0:08:55 > 0:08:58is to show off new clothes.

0:08:58 > 0:09:00Don't think I don't know about stuff like that.

0:09:00 > 0:09:03And you don't give a shit about Jesus.

0:09:03 > 0:09:07Jesus was a carpenter. He was like me.

0:09:07 > 0:09:10He worked for a living, building chairs.

0:09:12 > 0:09:17- CLEARS THROAT: - Are you still an alcoholic, Claude?

0:09:23 > 0:09:25Can you slice me another pound of baloney, then?

0:09:25 > 0:09:29She'll have ass if I don't bring it home. We're going on a trip.

0:09:33 > 0:09:36How come she's got to come down here at all?

0:09:36 > 0:09:38It ain't her people locked up in jail.

0:09:38 > 0:09:40Honey, the whole family's gonna be there.

0:09:40 > 0:09:43Now, your daddy and them is my family and vice versa.

0:09:43 > 0:09:47Other words, Momma and Rose is your family.

0:09:48 > 0:09:51My folks should be involved in any big-time situations,

0:09:51 > 0:09:53other words, a crisis situation.

0:09:53 > 0:09:56How come we have to wait for her to come from Nashville

0:09:56 > 0:09:58to ride 81 miles?

0:09:58 > 0:10:01Why don't she go to Little Rock? We'll be there and meet her.

0:10:01 > 0:10:04It's what she wants. She ain't getting any younger.

0:10:04 > 0:10:06You know all she'll talk about is your ex-boyfriends.

0:10:06 > 0:10:09- Here we go. - Who wants to listen to that?

0:10:09 > 0:10:11You hate her, plain and simple.

0:10:12 > 0:10:15It ain't going to take her no hour, anyway.

0:10:15 > 0:10:17- She's flying on an aeroplane. - Flying on a aeroplane?

0:10:17 > 0:10:20See, she can afford to fly here on an aeroplane,

0:10:20 > 0:10:24we can't even afford some damned baloney and candy...dreams.

0:10:24 > 0:10:25- Or whatever they are. - Candy corn.

0:10:26 > 0:10:29Wait a minute. We ain't got no airport.

0:10:29 > 0:10:31Uh-huh.

0:10:31 > 0:10:33In Little Rock.

0:10:33 > 0:10:35Well, yeah, in Little Rock. That's my point.

0:10:35 > 0:10:37She'll be flying into Little Rock.

0:10:37 > 0:10:40It's the only place to fly into. She'll done be there.

0:10:40 > 0:10:42Honey, she's got something

0:10:42 > 0:10:44she wants to talk about on the ride up.

0:10:44 > 0:10:47She's getting a taxicab in Little Rock to bring her here,

0:10:47 > 0:10:50then she'll ride to Little Rock so she can talk to us.

0:10:50 > 0:10:52See? Want some candy corn?

0:10:52 > 0:10:55- That rash I get. - Oh, yeah.

0:10:57 > 0:10:59Y'all are wired different, you and your momma.

0:10:59 > 0:11:01- There's something off about you. - Honey.

0:11:01 > 0:11:04- Your commonsense is off. - Hey, baby.

0:11:04 > 0:11:06Will you... will you rub my foot

0:11:06 > 0:11:09while we're waiting for Momma and the others?

0:11:09 > 0:11:11Momma and them who?

0:11:11 > 0:11:13Momma and them Rose. Rose is coming too.

0:11:13 > 0:11:15She is?

0:11:15 > 0:11:19Don't act so damn happy just cos you fucked her.

0:11:19 > 0:11:21You're a sacrilegious person, you know that?

0:11:21 > 0:11:22I've explained and explained to you

0:11:22 > 0:11:25if it's your girlfriend, you don't call it fucking.

0:11:25 > 0:11:27- Then don't call it fucking. - You're hurting my foot.

0:11:34 > 0:11:38So you don't mind riding to Little Rock with me and Rose?

0:11:38 > 0:11:40She is my sister! And I love her!

0:11:40 > 0:11:42I just don't like it that you fucked her.

0:11:42 > 0:11:45And I call it fucking, cos that's what you did.

0:11:49 > 0:11:51- QUIETLY: - Look what you did.

0:11:59 > 0:12:02You want to play some cards or dominoes?

0:12:02 > 0:12:05You know me and dominoes.

0:12:05 > 0:12:06I sure do, baby.

0:12:07 > 0:12:09Y'all go to church today, honey?

0:12:09 > 0:12:11It's Saturday, Momma.

0:12:11 > 0:12:12What are you doing about work, Claude?

0:12:12 > 0:12:14What do you mean?

0:12:14 > 0:12:17Well, what kind of work are you doing now, Claude?

0:12:17 > 0:12:18You keep switching around so much.

0:12:18 > 0:12:20How come Uncle Hazel robbed a liquor store?

0:12:20 > 0:12:23Ruby says you're doing some kind of forestry work?

0:12:23 > 0:12:25It wasn't a liquor store, was it, honey?

0:12:25 > 0:12:27I'm cutting weeds for the county.

0:12:27 > 0:12:29No, honey. It was a Quick Stop Mart.

0:12:29 > 0:12:31How come he married a psychiatrist?

0:12:31 > 0:12:33I thought it was a foot doctor.

0:12:33 > 0:12:34Uh-uh. A psychiatrist.

0:12:34 > 0:12:36She's from England or something, I believe.

0:12:36 > 0:12:38What's the difference

0:12:38 > 0:12:39between a psychiatrist and a psychologist?

0:12:39 > 0:12:42One of them can give you dope, the other one can't.

0:12:42 > 0:12:44That's what I heard. Downers and uppers.

0:12:44 > 0:12:46Claude, if you hadn't left poor Rose,

0:12:46 > 0:12:49you'd be with her right now, riding to Little Rock.

0:12:49 > 0:12:50- Don't her hairdo look good? - Momma.

0:12:50 > 0:12:52I left him. He didn't leave me.

0:12:52 > 0:12:55That ain't the way you told it before.

0:12:55 > 0:12:56Jewel, in the name of God,

0:12:56 > 0:12:58please give me some peace about that.

0:12:58 > 0:13:00It was ten years ago.

0:13:00 > 0:13:01Poor thing's had ulcers since.

0:13:01 > 0:13:04Hello! I'm here. I happen to be his wife, Momma.

0:13:04 > 0:13:06Ain't you got any manners?

0:13:06 > 0:13:07I didn't mean anything by it.

0:13:07 > 0:13:09I was just ragging on your sister's hair.

0:13:09 > 0:13:12I would've done the colour, except I had to buy shoes.

0:13:12 > 0:13:14What do you think, Claude?

0:13:14 > 0:13:16It's good.

0:13:16 > 0:13:18What's that, some kind of little strawberries on it?

0:13:18 > 0:13:21Ruby, who was that boy

0:13:21 > 0:13:22you thought got you pregnant at camp?

0:13:22 > 0:13:24Goddamnit!

0:13:25 > 0:13:27I am sick of that shit.

0:13:27 > 0:13:29Ain't you got something else better to talk about?

0:13:31 > 0:13:33It turned out she wasn't pregnant, anyhow...

0:13:33 > 0:13:35Shit!

0:13:38 > 0:13:41OPENS LID, ICE RATTLES

0:13:41 > 0:13:42RATTLES ICE VIOLENTLY

0:13:42 > 0:13:44Y'all can have it.

0:13:46 > 0:13:48I'm just gonna get out of here

0:13:48 > 0:13:50and y'all can drive to Daddy and thems

0:13:50 > 0:13:52or go to Nashville or whatever.

0:13:52 > 0:13:56I'm going to the bus station in Arkadelphia and go in the bus.

0:13:58 > 0:14:00Ain't you going to go after him?

0:14:00 > 0:14:03Not when he's like that. It won't do no good.

0:14:03 > 0:14:06Gets them dead eyes, you can't talk to him.

0:14:06 > 0:14:08If he was mine, I'd go get him.

0:14:08 > 0:14:10You kiss my ass.

0:14:10 > 0:14:13You going to drive or you want me to?

0:14:17 > 0:14:19CROW CAWS

0:14:23 > 0:14:27If I don't diet I'll lose my rear end. I'll kill myself.

0:14:29 > 0:14:31INSECTS CHIRRUP

0:14:37 > 0:14:39STONE BANGS, TYRES SCREECH

0:14:55 > 0:14:57MAN PANTS

0:14:57 > 0:14:59GRUNTS

0:15:14 > 0:15:16RECEIPT PRINTS

0:15:36 > 0:15:37SIGHS: Oh, shit.

0:15:41 > 0:15:43Figured you'd be here this time of night.

0:15:43 > 0:15:45Hi.

0:15:46 > 0:15:48- You and her have a fight? - Yeah.

0:15:48 > 0:15:50- Need a ride? - Yeah.

0:16:01 > 0:16:03WOMAN SNORES

0:16:08 > 0:16:09Hmm.

0:16:09 > 0:16:11How's it going, Alvin?

0:16:18 > 0:16:19Who is that?

0:16:23 > 0:16:25It's that psychologist Hazel married.

0:16:29 > 0:16:31Hmm.

0:16:34 > 0:16:35I wondered what she looked like.

0:16:38 > 0:16:40- I guess that's it, then. - Mm-hm.

0:16:43 > 0:16:45Anyway, I'm going to bed.

0:16:46 > 0:16:49Some of y'all wake me up to eat in the morning.

0:16:59 > 0:17:01She looks kind of English, doesn't she?

0:17:01 > 0:17:02Mm-hm.

0:17:07 > 0:17:10Ruby's in there in my room if you're looking for her.

0:17:12 > 0:17:14How you getting along, Alvin?

0:17:14 > 0:17:18Oh...still nervous, just about all the time.

0:17:19 > 0:17:21Yeah, me too.

0:17:22 > 0:17:23BOTH SNORE

0:17:23 > 0:17:25- WHISPERS:- Hi.

0:17:25 > 0:17:28- Hi, sugarplum. - Hey, baby.

0:17:29 > 0:17:32How come everybody else is asleep and you're not?

0:17:32 > 0:17:34Do you like this colour fingernail polish?

0:17:34 > 0:17:35Well, I can't hardly see it.

0:17:35 > 0:17:37- Can you? - Yeah.

0:17:37 > 0:17:40You know, I feel as good as I've felt in a long time.

0:17:40 > 0:17:42- That's good, honey. - Yeah.

0:17:42 > 0:17:45Boy, Hazel's wife sure looks English, don't she?

0:17:45 > 0:17:47I took a bath and washed my hair.

0:17:47 > 0:17:50I like to sit with the open window with my hair wet,

0:17:50 > 0:17:53fiddle around with little things like fingernail polish.

0:17:53 > 0:17:56It's like a little hobby, you know?

0:17:56 > 0:18:00- Yeah. - I like to be clean. Don't you?

0:18:00 > 0:18:04Oh, yeah. Sure, hon. Well, you gotta be clean.

0:18:04 > 0:18:05Yeah.

0:18:07 > 0:18:11I like to be up when there ain't nobody else up.

0:18:11 > 0:18:14Feels like the whole world's asleep.

0:18:14 > 0:18:17Can't nothing get you or bother you, you know?

0:18:19 > 0:18:23Well, seems to me that's when everything CAN get you.

0:18:23 > 0:18:25That's when folks get knocked in the head

0:18:25 > 0:18:28and shot, cut up and everything - at night.

0:18:28 > 0:18:31I won't think about things like that right now.

0:18:31 > 0:18:34And if you keep talking about it, you'll sleep on the couch.

0:18:34 > 0:18:37I don't think so.

0:18:37 > 0:18:39'Sides, that...that English woman's on the couch.

0:18:39 > 0:18:41Oh, yeah.

0:18:45 > 0:18:47Ain't you gonna ask me how I've been?

0:18:47 > 0:18:51Well, I thought maybe you'd ask me how I've been.

0:18:52 > 0:18:56Well, I've had a bellyful of gas all day. That's how I've been.

0:18:56 > 0:18:57Oh.

0:18:57 > 0:18:59Yeah.

0:19:01 > 0:19:03Boy, you got a pretty foot, honey.

0:19:05 > 0:19:06Thank you, baby.

0:19:12 > 0:19:15You don't reckon we can find some place to fuck around here,

0:19:15 > 0:19:17where there ain't nobody laying, do you?

0:19:17 > 0:19:21- SIGHS SOFTLY:- Well, it's a nice night out tonight.

0:19:21 > 0:19:26There's about six or eight car hoods in the front yard.

0:19:26 > 0:19:27You're so fond of that.

0:19:27 > 0:19:29Yeah, I am.

0:19:29 > 0:19:33I just love the way you look in the light of the moon.

0:19:33 > 0:19:36Honey, this ain't the time of the month

0:19:36 > 0:19:39when it's easier for you to have a baby, is it?

0:19:39 > 0:19:42No, I don't think so.

0:19:44 > 0:19:47Would you still love me if I was having a baby

0:19:47 > 0:19:49and got to be a big, fat lady?

0:19:49 > 0:19:51Of course I would, baby!

0:19:51 > 0:19:54I wouldn't care what you looked like.

0:19:54 > 0:19:56You're my baby.

0:19:58 > 0:20:01Plus, it'd be like that famous quotation, you know?

0:20:01 > 0:20:05There'd be more than twice of you to love.

0:20:05 > 0:20:08I believe Ben Franklin or one of them said it -

0:20:08 > 0:20:10some of that bunch that signed that Constitution.

0:20:10 > 0:20:12I never heard that.

0:20:16 > 0:20:17How you been, honey?

0:20:19 > 0:20:21Fine.

0:20:21 > 0:20:22You?

0:20:22 > 0:20:25It's been a long day.

0:20:25 > 0:20:26Yeah.

0:20:26 > 0:20:28BOTH CONTINUE SNORING GENTLY

0:20:36 > 0:20:38BIRDSONG

0:20:46 > 0:20:47- Claude? - GROANS: Yeah, well...

0:20:47 > 0:20:49I guess.

0:20:49 > 0:20:51Momma made that little bitty sausage for breakfast.

0:20:51 > 0:20:53Y'all better come on.

0:20:53 > 0:20:57It's funny of you to bring up meat right off the bat that way.

0:20:57 > 0:21:00I was having a dream there was a recall of some meat somewhere.

0:21:00 > 0:21:02I believe it must've been California.

0:21:02 > 0:21:04Everybody was blond-headed.

0:21:04 > 0:21:06Might've been Switzerland or one of them places there.

0:21:06 > 0:21:09Yeah. Yeah, maybe.

0:21:11 > 0:21:13But the sun was out.

0:21:13 > 0:21:16Well, probably was California, then.

0:21:16 > 0:21:17Or Florida.

0:21:19 > 0:21:21Well...

0:21:22 > 0:21:24We'll be in in a minute.

0:21:24 > 0:21:28Whoo, boy! I slept so good in that bed last night.

0:21:28 > 0:21:32Well, I know one thing. You slept on most of it.

0:21:32 > 0:21:35You didn't leave me but two foot to sleep on.

0:21:35 > 0:21:37How'd you sleep last night, OT?

0:21:37 > 0:21:40No wink of shit with all that racket outside.

0:21:40 > 0:21:42Don't think I didn't know

0:21:42 > 0:21:45you took little Rose to bed on top of my car.

0:21:45 > 0:21:48Daddy, what'd you expect me to do? We had a full house.

0:21:48 > 0:21:51Keep your horse in the barn for a couple of nights,

0:21:51 > 0:21:54till your Uncle Hazel gets out from under all them charges.

0:21:54 > 0:21:56That ain't no kind of respect.

0:21:56 > 0:22:00So you know, OT, that was ME, making love to my husband.

0:22:00 > 0:22:03He quit Rose quite a while back.

0:22:04 > 0:22:06- Pretty... - CORRECT somebody for once.

0:22:09 > 0:22:11Oh, Claude was just saying last night...

0:22:11 > 0:22:13Ain't Rose pretty?

0:22:15 > 0:22:16God damn you, Momma.

0:22:23 > 0:22:25Claude was just saying last night, Juliet,

0:22:25 > 0:22:28that, um...you sure look English.

0:22:29 > 0:22:30I was. And you do.

0:22:30 > 0:22:34- You just look English. - You do! Don't she look English?

0:22:34 > 0:22:36How come none of us was invited

0:22:36 > 0:22:38to you and Hazel's wedding, Juliet?

0:22:38 > 0:22:40Well, we just had a quick ceremony

0:22:40 > 0:22:42down at the courthouse, with witnesses.

0:22:42 > 0:22:44Not a proper religious ceremony.

0:22:44 > 0:22:46Your parents were there.

0:22:46 > 0:22:48Well, we just figured we'd be invited,

0:22:48 > 0:22:50you know, being family and all.

0:22:50 > 0:22:51I'm a massage therapist

0:22:51 > 0:22:53and health and fitness nut, you know.

0:22:53 > 0:22:55Max here, he works for the Gazette.

0:22:55 > 0:22:57Gazette Democrat now.

0:22:57 > 0:22:59- He's from Chicago, though. - We're really sorry.

0:22:59 > 0:23:01We just did it rather suddenly, you know.

0:23:01 > 0:23:03Well, we just kind of got our feelings hurt.

0:23:03 > 0:23:05I mean, God, Hazel's my uncle, after all.

0:23:05 > 0:23:09He was always saying how pretty and how sexy he thought I was.

0:23:11 > 0:23:13Well, not in the gross way.

0:23:13 > 0:23:15Speaking of gross, Billy,

0:23:15 > 0:23:17this woman is from England.

0:23:17 > 0:23:19Do you want her to think

0:23:19 > 0:23:22all Americans are whiny-ass little shits like you?

0:23:22 > 0:23:24Is that you what you want? CLAPS

0:23:24 > 0:23:26TOY GORILLA SCREECHES AND PLAYS 'MACARENA'

0:23:31 > 0:23:35Reckon we could stop at Pizza Boy after church?

0:23:35 > 0:23:38We have to go see Uncle Hazel in jail after church.

0:23:38 > 0:23:40Sure like me some pizza.

0:23:43 > 0:23:45Well, let's see. I guess...

0:23:45 > 0:23:48..I guess maybe we'd better take two cars.

0:23:48 > 0:23:51JEWEL: We're not Methodist. Me and the girls can stay here.

0:23:51 > 0:23:53We'll meet up after church with you.

0:23:53 > 0:23:54Ruby can drive their car.

0:23:54 > 0:23:56And you just go on

0:23:56 > 0:23:59and you just take Alvin and your mom and daddy.

0:23:59 > 0:24:00That's four of you.

0:24:00 > 0:24:03Billy and Max are there, so that works out. Just go.

0:24:03 > 0:24:06Now, that's not right, little Rose.

0:24:06 > 0:24:08You need to go to church with Claude.

0:24:08 > 0:24:11A woman needs to be in church with her husband.

0:24:11 > 0:24:14I just wish everybody would get on the same page.

0:24:16 > 0:24:18MINISTER: Thank you, Jesus.

0:24:18 > 0:24:21We'd like to keep the Montgomery family in our prayers.

0:24:21 > 0:24:23As OT's brother, Hazel,

0:24:23 > 0:24:28was incarcerated recently for...

0:24:28 > 0:24:30CHURCH ORGAN PLAYS

0:24:30 > 0:24:32..I believe it was burglary, wasn't it, OT?

0:24:32 > 0:24:34- Armed robbery. - Armed robbery.

0:24:36 > 0:24:40- MUSIC STOPS WOMAN:- I'll be darned.

0:24:40 > 0:24:42Didn't have to tell the whole town, Daddy.

0:24:43 > 0:24:46Brother Russ, would you strike something up for us?

0:24:49 > 0:24:51PLAYS DRUMS REPETITIVELY

0:24:56 > 0:25:00You tell him to get himself back out there and fix it.

0:25:00 > 0:25:03Unless...he'd like to have his ass whooped.

0:25:03 > 0:25:06- OT:- You all stay off my hind end back there.

0:25:06 > 0:25:08I'm going as fast as I can.

0:25:08 > 0:25:10Ain't nothing for me to whoop a plumber's ass.

0:25:10 > 0:25:12ALARM BEEPS REPEATEDLY

0:25:12 > 0:25:14Well, at least this is a clean jail.

0:25:16 > 0:25:19Bring him back here. We'll have a square-off place for him.

0:25:19 > 0:25:22I'll just take care of him then and there.

0:25:22 > 0:25:23CALLS: Hey, listen. Hey, y'all?

0:25:23 > 0:25:26You can't just walk through, pretty as you please.

0:25:26 > 0:25:28Get back over here. I'll check you out.

0:25:28 > 0:25:30- Hey, y'all. - ALL:- Hey!

0:25:31 > 0:25:33Here's your wife. GIGGLES

0:25:35 > 0:25:39Oh, Hazel, are you getting along all right in here?

0:25:39 > 0:25:40Yeah, it's all right.

0:25:40 > 0:25:43Can you, can you s-sleep pretty good?

0:25:43 > 0:25:45- Yeah, all right. - Yeah. Yeah.

0:25:45 > 0:25:49It's a hell of a thing to watch a big brother and a baby brother

0:25:49 > 0:25:51talking to one another on the jailhouse phone.

0:25:51 > 0:25:53Huh?

0:25:53 > 0:25:54I said,

0:25:54 > 0:25:59it's a hell of a thing to see a big brother and a baby brother

0:25:59 > 0:26:02talking to one another on a jailhouse phone.

0:26:02 > 0:26:05- Yeah. - I'm sorry everything's greasy.

0:26:05 > 0:26:08Take a towel or something and wipe it off.

0:26:08 > 0:26:09Yeah.

0:26:09 > 0:26:12Something about a jail gets me kind of horny.

0:26:12 > 0:26:14- WHISPERS: - Even in the movies.

0:26:17 > 0:26:19What do you mean?

0:26:19 > 0:26:21You mean, because there's men in here?

0:26:21 > 0:26:23- SOFTLY: - No, baby.

0:26:23 > 0:26:24Because there's men in here,

0:26:24 > 0:26:26built-up muscle men and you like that.

0:26:26 > 0:26:27I do not!

0:26:27 > 0:26:29That's exactly what you're talking about.

0:26:29 > 0:26:31So I've got to get built-up more

0:26:31 > 0:26:34to keep you from running off with a goddamn criminal.

0:26:36 > 0:26:39Hey, Claude and little Rose

0:26:39 > 0:26:41drove all the way from Arkadelphia...

0:26:41 > 0:26:45One of these days, I'm going to do it. You watch and see.

0:26:48 > 0:26:50Honey, you know Daddy's senile.

0:26:50 > 0:26:52He knows damn well we don't live in Arkadelphia.

0:26:54 > 0:26:55Honey!

0:26:57 > 0:26:58Good morning.

0:27:05 > 0:27:08They usually don't come in on a Sunday.

0:27:12 > 0:27:14- Hello. - Hello.

0:27:14 > 0:27:16Welcome, everyone. Come on in.

0:27:16 > 0:27:17Here we go. Hi.

0:27:17 > 0:27:19- ALL: Hello. - Come on in.

0:27:19 > 0:27:21Hi. I'm Lawrence Bowen and this is my wife, Elaine.

0:27:21 > 0:27:23Hello.

0:27:23 > 0:27:25I'm actually a partner.

0:27:25 > 0:27:28In the firm, um, not just his partner in life.

0:27:28 > 0:27:31Yes, that's right. We're Mr.. We're Mr Montgomery's attorneys.

0:27:31 > 0:27:34Yes, and they would know that.

0:27:34 > 0:27:36MUTTERS: I'm sure they would.

0:27:36 > 0:27:37LAUGHS NERVOUSLY

0:27:37 > 0:27:39Obviously, Julia and I have... CLEARS THROAT

0:27:39 > 0:27:41..gotten to know one another quite well

0:27:41 > 0:27:43as this thing has gone on

0:27:43 > 0:27:45and I assume that the rest of us will...

0:27:45 > 0:27:48- I've gotten to know Julia too. - ..get acquainted as time...

0:27:48 > 0:27:50- Because there are two of us. - Great.

0:27:50 > 0:27:52You see, WE...

0:27:52 > 0:27:53..we just had brunch,

0:27:53 > 0:27:55Lawrence and I.

0:28:01 > 0:28:03OK, well, I thought that, er, we'd get started

0:28:03 > 0:28:06by, you know, just getting to know one another

0:28:06 > 0:28:08and, er, letting you know where we are...

0:28:08 > 0:28:12Lawrence, perhaps...they might like to sit down first.

0:28:12 > 0:28:14Uh, you see, Lawrence is from Chicago.

0:28:14 > 0:28:17So sometimes, his manners slip a little.

0:28:17 > 0:28:20I'm Canadian. Enough said.

0:28:20 > 0:28:22Please, sit down.

0:28:22 > 0:28:23Please.

0:28:23 > 0:28:26- Go on. Have a seat. CLAUDE:- Daddy and Momma...

0:28:26 > 0:28:28- WOMAN:- And Momma, she's got to sit down.

0:28:28 > 0:28:30- WOMAN: - I've got high heels on.

0:28:31 > 0:28:33Why don't you sit in the middle?

0:28:33 > 0:28:35- This seat, sir. That's fine. - Very comfortable.

0:28:35 > 0:28:38Hey, Jewel, you sit over here.

0:28:38 > 0:28:41- OK. What about his wife Julia? - Well, she's been here before.

0:28:41 > 0:28:44- JULIA:- No, I'm fine. It's perfectly all right.

0:28:44 > 0:28:46I love your hat.

0:28:47 > 0:28:49Not very comfy.

0:28:50 > 0:28:52- JEWEL:- Thank you. - Sure.

0:28:52 > 0:28:53I'd like to start

0:28:53 > 0:28:57by just saying that we have started formulating our case.

0:28:57 > 0:28:59I'm actually the head of the firm.

0:28:59 > 0:29:02Um, I brought Lawrence in when we married.

0:29:02 > 0:29:06You see, when my father moved to Little Rock from Toronto...

0:29:06 > 0:29:10Elaine, I don't think they want to hear about that right now.

0:29:10 > 0:29:13- CLEARS THROAT OFFENDEDLY:- OK, Mr Whatever.

0:29:13 > 0:29:16Let's just cut to the brass tack, shall we?

0:29:17 > 0:29:19Attempted murder...

0:29:19 > 0:29:20It's a very serious charge.

0:29:20 > 0:29:23I-I'm afraid it looks very bad for Mr Hazel Montgomery.

0:29:23 > 0:29:25It also looks like, basically,

0:29:25 > 0:29:27an open-and-shut case for the prosecution.

0:29:27 > 0:29:29I'm actually quite sure, you know,

0:29:29 > 0:29:3270% sure, that we could have this reduced to assault.

0:29:32 > 0:29:33Oh, bullshit!

0:29:33 > 0:29:35Oh, be straight with these people, Lawrence.

0:29:35 > 0:29:38I mean, look how many of them there are!

0:29:40 > 0:29:41Attempted murder?

0:29:43 > 0:29:45I thought it was armed robbery.

0:29:45 > 0:29:46That's what y'all said.

0:29:48 > 0:29:49I sugar-coated it.

0:29:55 > 0:29:58Because of the nature of my work as a psychologist,

0:29:58 > 0:30:01I thought it would be a great, um...

0:30:01 > 0:30:03..marital aid, so to speak,

0:30:03 > 0:30:05for Hazel to learn more about what I do.

0:30:05 > 0:30:07LAUGHS

0:30:07 > 0:30:09- SUGGESTIVELY:- Marital aid.

0:30:09 > 0:30:12- What? - Marital aid.

0:30:13 > 0:30:15Oh, right. OK.

0:30:17 > 0:30:19What does that have to do with?

0:30:19 > 0:30:21Are you all making fun of marriage?

0:30:21 > 0:30:23Well, hell, no, honey.

0:30:23 > 0:30:26I'm not making fun of marriage.

0:30:26 > 0:30:27Talking about a marital aid.

0:30:27 > 0:30:30It's just a little plug with a string on it.

0:30:30 > 0:30:32SHE LAUGHS

0:30:32 > 0:30:33That's all right.

0:30:33 > 0:30:35Um, yes, it was indeed very helpful

0:30:35 > 0:30:38in understanding what we each deal with every day.

0:30:38 > 0:30:40And Hazel...

0:30:40 > 0:30:41- SIGHS:- You know,

0:30:41 > 0:30:45he really started to feel some real self-worth.

0:30:45 > 0:30:47He was helping people, you know

0:30:47 > 0:30:51- and not just "selling wood", as he put it.- LAUGHS

0:30:51 > 0:30:54- Claude, you sold a little wood, hadn't you?- GIGGLES

0:30:56 > 0:30:58In my time.

0:31:02 > 0:31:05Well, then, this fellow, Tommy Christian, started calling.

0:31:05 > 0:31:08Actually, you gave it away, didn't you?

0:31:09 > 0:31:10God damn you, Claude.

0:31:10 > 0:31:12Can't you give me one night

0:31:12 > 0:31:15when you don't drive me crazy and break my heart?

0:31:15 > 0:31:17Well, don't give me shit about it.

0:31:17 > 0:31:19Talk to your sister there.

0:31:19 > 0:31:21Tommy was very disturbed.

0:31:21 > 0:31:23GIGGLING >

0:31:23 > 0:31:26And he started talking to Hazel incessantly

0:31:26 > 0:31:28about thoughts of suicide.

0:31:28 > 0:31:30Well, Hazel practically became his therapist.

0:31:30 > 0:31:32That Russian that wrote Lolita.

0:31:32 > 0:31:35He took that word and split it in two

0:31:35 > 0:31:37to where it came out... "the rapist".

0:31:37 > 0:31:40What happened, Hazel made the mistake

0:31:40 > 0:31:42of meeting Tommy in person.

0:31:42 > 0:31:44Tommy became obsessed with Hazel,

0:31:44 > 0:31:46started calling him in the middle of the night,

0:31:46 > 0:31:50all the time, at home, at work, always threatening suicide.

0:31:50 > 0:31:52Hazel couldn't stand the sonofabitch.

0:31:52 > 0:31:54He was about to drive him crazy.

0:31:54 > 0:31:57So he went over and tried to kill him with a doorstop.

0:31:57 > 0:32:00Yes, well...that's the short version.

0:32:00 > 0:32:02Around here, that's better.

0:32:02 > 0:32:05Hazel maintains his innocence and I believe him.

0:32:06 > 0:32:09I could go into why, but, um...

0:32:09 > 0:32:11..perhaps, another time.

0:32:11 > 0:32:13We could all use some rest, I'm sure.

0:32:16 > 0:32:19Could I ask you a question, like, a business-like question

0:32:19 > 0:32:21about your psychology business you've got?

0:32:21 > 0:32:23Certainly, Claude. Yes.

0:32:23 > 0:32:27Are you the one that can give out dope or the one that can't?

0:32:29 > 0:32:31- SHAKILY:- So which one used it on who?

0:32:31 > 0:32:33SOFTLY: What?

0:32:33 > 0:32:34- VICIOUSLY:- The plug deal.

0:32:34 > 0:32:37TOY GORILLA SCREECHES AND PLAYS 'MACARENA'

0:32:37 > 0:32:39# Doing the monkey dance... #

0:32:42 > 0:32:44Momma, please quit playing that monkey.

0:32:44 > 0:32:47# Doing the monkey dance

0:32:47 > 0:32:50# Moving the body with the monkey dance... #

0:33:02 > 0:33:04Claude Montgomery, political science.

0:33:08 > 0:33:09Linebacker.

0:33:16 > 0:33:19Listen, I don't know. I could explain it to you better, maybe.

0:33:19 > 0:33:22Listen, y'all stay off them cars tonight.

0:33:22 > 0:33:24I want to get me some sleep.

0:33:24 > 0:33:27I don't think you gotta worry about it, Daddy.

0:33:27 > 0:33:29Ruby's mad as hell at me tonight.

0:33:29 > 0:33:31What's that got to do with anything?

0:33:34 > 0:33:37Well, I-I-I tell you the truth.

0:33:37 > 0:33:39I'm just... I'm just wore plum out.

0:33:39 > 0:33:42Rose looks like she's mended up a little.

0:33:42 > 0:33:45She ain't finally carrying me a little grandbaby, is she?

0:33:45 > 0:33:49Daddy, I wouldn't have a clue what Rose is carrying.

0:33:49 > 0:33:51Mmm.

0:33:51 > 0:33:54Well, goodnight. Y'all say a little prayer for Hazel.

0:33:54 > 0:33:55Yeah, we will.

0:33:55 > 0:33:57I had a awful dream about him,

0:33:57 > 0:34:00getting corn-holed down at the jailhouse

0:34:00 > 0:34:02by a gang of white guys.

0:34:04 > 0:34:06Whew.

0:34:21 > 0:34:24Hey, sweetheart. How are you doing?

0:34:25 > 0:34:27Yeah. That's right.

0:34:28 > 0:34:31I don't know. Whatever you want to do.

0:34:43 > 0:34:45Say there.

0:34:50 > 0:34:52SNORES

0:35:01 > 0:35:03SNORTS

0:35:16 > 0:35:20What do you say, pudding? What are you doing - playing?

0:35:21 > 0:35:25You better start talking. I want it all.

0:35:25 > 0:35:26Don't let another minute go by

0:35:26 > 0:35:29without telling me every little nasty-assed bit of it.

0:35:29 > 0:35:32It's my right to know what I'm dealing with here.

0:35:32 > 0:35:34If you used that contraption on her -

0:35:34 > 0:35:37tugging it in and out of Rose, tugging it out of her -

0:35:37 > 0:35:38I've the right to know.

0:35:38 > 0:35:40You mean her tugging it out of me.

0:35:40 > 0:35:43You said me tugging it out of her, then you started...

0:35:43 > 0:35:45You know, you sonofabitch. Just start talking.

0:35:45 > 0:35:48I want to know where I stand, fat thighs and all.

0:35:48 > 0:35:50If you like that shit, little diddle sticks,

0:35:50 > 0:35:52I'll visit the hardware store

0:35:52 > 0:35:56and buy a load to run out of us that'll cripple us for life!

0:35:59 > 0:36:02Honey, I'm always straight with you.

0:36:02 > 0:36:04I mean, you know, maybe it hurts.

0:36:04 > 0:36:07But I... I don't bullshit you. I'll... I'll tell you everything.

0:36:07 > 0:36:09I'll tell you every little detail

0:36:09 > 0:36:10about everything you want to know.

0:36:10 > 0:36:13Every little detail. I bet you'd like that.

0:36:13 > 0:36:15You like talking about it and killing me.

0:36:15 > 0:36:18What are you saying? I thought you wanted to know everything.

0:36:18 > 0:36:20What about you? God knows what you've done.

0:36:20 > 0:36:22- You probably lie about it. - Here we go.

0:36:22 > 0:36:24Am I the best? Who the hell would know?

0:36:24 > 0:36:27You've probably been out with guys that don't even...

0:36:27 > 0:36:29Say it to me. Don't tell me!

0:36:29 > 0:36:32You talk about killing somebody. You kill me and you know it.

0:36:32 > 0:36:34I've told you a million times you're the best.

0:36:34 > 0:36:37- But you're lying. - It always becomes your shit.

0:36:37 > 0:36:39It's me we're talking about. My feelings are hurt.

0:36:39 > 0:36:41Can we talk about me now? It's not you.

0:36:41 > 0:36:44What happened with that thing and what is it?

0:36:44 > 0:36:46It's just a toy, just a little old bitty toy.

0:36:46 > 0:36:49And it was a million years ago, honey,

0:36:49 > 0:36:51back when me and Rose was two consenting adults.

0:36:51 > 0:36:53Lower your voice! You want her to hear?

0:36:53 > 0:36:55Add that to injury.

0:36:59 > 0:37:03Listen, sweetheart, a...a man's got a past.

0:37:03 > 0:37:06SHE EXHALES I wish it wasn't that way.

0:37:06 > 0:37:09But you know, that's the way the world goes around.

0:37:09 > 0:37:12Yeah. Well, a woman's got a past too.

0:37:12 > 0:37:15And you keep bent out of shape about it all time.

0:37:15 > 0:37:17- I do not! - Oh, my God.- SHE LAUGHS

0:37:17 > 0:37:19Ruby, do you remember that time

0:37:19 > 0:37:22that you run off with that Efred boy?

0:37:22 > 0:37:23Oh, God.

0:37:23 > 0:37:25Y'all didn't show back up for three days.

0:37:25 > 0:37:28And it turned out y'all was in jail

0:37:28 > 0:37:32for, um, er, stealing a whole bunch of pet milk

0:37:32 > 0:37:34and...was it frozen pizzas?

0:37:34 > 0:37:36Popovers, Momma.

0:37:36 > 0:37:39Yes. That's right. It was popovers.

0:37:39 > 0:37:41Why did you wait so long to call me?

0:37:41 > 0:37:44I had the most awful nightmare about that...

0:37:44 > 0:37:47..that you and this boy was taking poison

0:37:47 > 0:37:48instead of staying in jail,

0:37:48 > 0:37:52like Romeo and Juliet and them done.

0:37:52 > 0:37:55You was in jail for three days with a guy?

0:37:55 > 0:37:57You never told me that.

0:37:57 > 0:37:59Yeah. Three days.

0:38:01 > 0:38:04I'm going to go outside and pray for Uncle Hazel right now.

0:38:04 > 0:38:07He needs our prayers.

0:38:07 > 0:38:08He's laid up in that jailhouse

0:38:08 > 0:38:10probably getting corn-holed as we speak.

0:38:10 > 0:38:14Now there's your some tugging in and out.

0:38:14 > 0:38:15GUNSHOT, GUN CLICKS

0:38:15 > 0:38:17FIRES GUN

0:38:17 > 0:38:20You see that? Now look at you.

0:38:20 > 0:38:23I always did say one thing you could do is shoot.

0:38:23 > 0:38:26Now just do the same thing and get me a grandson.

0:38:26 > 0:38:29Little girl, aren't you proud of your husband?

0:38:29 > 0:38:31Which one of us are you talking about?

0:38:31 > 0:38:33- FIRES GUN - See that, Jewel?

0:38:33 > 0:38:35- Good shooting, OT - Yeah. Yeah.

0:38:35 > 0:38:37There maybe snow on the roof,

0:38:37 > 0:38:39but there's still fire in the fireplace

0:38:39 > 0:38:40or whatever it is they say.

0:38:40 > 0:38:43- LAUGHS:- I'm sure there is.

0:38:43 > 0:38:46- Claude, can I shoot your gun? - GUNSHOT

0:38:46 > 0:38:48In a minute. I'm using it now.

0:38:48 > 0:38:50- MOCKINGLY: - "Claude, can I shoot your GUN?"

0:38:50 > 0:38:52What's wrong with you, Miss Priss?

0:38:52 > 0:38:54- Can't you ever just have fun? - SHE GRUNTS

0:38:54 > 0:38:56Elbe, what in the world are you doing?

0:38:56 > 0:38:59I'm over here shooting and Jewel and...

0:38:59 > 0:39:02..one of the girls is watching.

0:39:02 > 0:39:05I-I just got it in me to pick something pretty.

0:39:15 > 0:39:17Honey, what are you doing?

0:39:17 > 0:39:19Kiss my ass!

0:39:20 > 0:39:24Well, I don't know what them lawyers want,

0:39:24 > 0:39:27but out of all this, they ought to find something they like.

0:39:31 > 0:39:33See you.

0:39:42 > 0:39:44VOICE ECHOES: We've got the list.

0:39:44 > 0:39:46- We know what to do. - Let's go.

0:39:56 > 0:39:58- SONG:- # An old cowpoke Went riding out

0:39:58 > 0:40:01# One dark and windy day

0:40:02 > 0:40:07# Upon a ridge he rested as he went upon his way

0:40:07 > 0:40:12# All at once a mighty herd of red-eyed cows he saw

0:40:12 > 0:40:16# Coming through the ragged sky

0:40:16 > 0:40:19# And up the cloudy draw

0:40:19 > 0:40:24# Yippee i-ay

0:40:24 > 0:40:28# Yippee i-oh

0:40:28 > 0:40:35# Ghost riders in the sky... #

0:41:06 > 0:41:11# The riders loped on by him He heard one call his name

0:41:11 > 0:41:13# You want to save your soul from hell

0:41:13 > 0:41:17# Riding on this range

0:41:17 > 0:41:21# Then cowboy change your ways today or with us you will ride

0:41:21 > 0:41:25# Try to catch the devil's herd

0:41:25 > 0:41:29- # Across the endless skies... # - SOFTLY: Everclear.

0:41:35 > 0:41:38# Yippee i-ay

0:41:38 > 0:41:42# Yippee i-oh

0:41:42 > 0:41:48# Ghost riders in the sky

0:41:49 > 0:41:53# Yippee i-ay

0:41:53 > 0:41:56# Yippee i-oh. #

0:42:02 > 0:42:06- OT:- Problem is everything else we're cooking is raw

0:42:06 > 0:42:09and everything nearly there cooked is burnt.

0:42:09 > 0:42:11I should've knew better

0:42:11 > 0:42:13than to let them try to barbecue anything.

0:42:13 > 0:42:15I got foot trouble.

0:42:15 > 0:42:18Is Hazel going to the pen?

0:42:18 > 0:42:21Well, if he would agree to plead guilty to a lesser charge,

0:42:21 > 0:42:23maybe we could work something out.

0:42:23 > 0:42:26However, he insists on pleading not guilty.

0:42:26 > 0:42:29I thought that's good, isn't it?

0:42:29 > 0:42:31It's real good if you're not guilty.

0:42:32 > 0:42:35- CHUCKLES:- Mr Montgomery's our client, Elaine.

0:42:35 > 0:42:38We don't represent people that we feel are guilty.

0:42:39 > 0:42:40I know that, Lawrence.

0:42:40 > 0:42:45But I also know when a case looks tough.

0:42:45 > 0:42:48I mean, they HAVE an eyewitness.

0:42:48 > 0:42:51Don't forget, I've been around a little longer than you.

0:42:51 > 0:42:53Nobody's arguing with that, sweetheart.

0:42:54 > 0:42:57Oh, look, do I have to remind you again and again...

0:42:57 > 0:42:59No, you don't have to remind me

0:42:59 > 0:43:01every time you get a hot flush.

0:43:01 > 0:43:05Have much more fucking often could that be? Huh?

0:43:05 > 0:43:07What are you reminding me of, after all?

0:43:07 > 0:43:10That your Daddy's rich and he bought you a career.

0:43:10 > 0:43:12I don't know how fucking impressive you think that is.

0:43:13 > 0:43:15Go to hell.

0:43:15 > 0:43:17Listen, don't you think

0:43:17 > 0:43:19the important thing right now is Hazel's defence?

0:43:19 > 0:43:22You know, I think I finally realised,

0:43:22 > 0:43:27the cuteness wears off really fast.

0:43:28 > 0:43:30And besides, with a 30-year-old,

0:43:30 > 0:43:33you think you would expect more than a four-minute erection.

0:43:33 > 0:43:36I mean, it is the point, isn't it?

0:43:36 > 0:43:38SHE GIGGLES

0:43:38 > 0:43:40So you just take your mail-order law degree

0:43:40 > 0:43:43and you shove it up your ass.

0:43:43 > 0:43:46Cos it's over.

0:43:59 > 0:44:01I, er...think maybe we're not the best attorneys

0:44:01 > 0:44:03for Mr Montgomery.

0:44:11 > 0:44:14Well, Claude, are you happy now?

0:44:14 > 0:44:17Hazel ain't got no fucking lawyers.

0:44:32 > 0:44:34- MAN:- Madison County Superior Court is now in session.

0:44:34 > 0:44:37The Honourable Ned Doherty residing.

0:44:37 > 0:44:39All rise.

0:44:43 > 0:44:45All down.

0:44:46 > 0:44:50OT: Yeah. I got in a lot of trouble in France.

0:44:50 > 0:44:52I did most of my fighting in Belgium - military-wise.

0:44:52 > 0:44:56But I kicked up my heels in France a time or two.

0:44:56 > 0:44:58What, er...what war did you lose your legs in?

0:44:58 > 0:45:01I ain't old enough to be in no war, except the Gulf.

0:45:01 > 0:45:04That wasn't no war, just a bunch of missile shooting.

0:45:04 > 0:45:06My ex-wife shot me in the back.

0:45:06 > 0:45:08Didn't even shoot by hand. They used computers.

0:45:08 > 0:45:12One boy broadcasted on the news from up and under a bed.

0:45:12 > 0:45:13They say a lot got poisoned.

0:45:13 > 0:45:17I guess nobody told them a bed wouldn't stop a nuclear rocket.

0:45:17 > 0:45:19- No. - Yeah. Yeah.

0:45:20 > 0:45:22Shot you, just like that?

0:45:22 > 0:45:25Drunk half a bottle of uncle something's bourbon, shot me.

0:45:25 > 0:45:27I haven't heard from her since.

0:45:27 > 0:45:28Huh.

0:45:29 > 0:45:34That middle boy of mine's a crack shot with a rifle.

0:45:34 > 0:45:36All right. Will the defendant please rise?

0:45:38 > 0:45:39Mr Montgomery, do you understand

0:45:39 > 0:45:42the nature of the charges against you, sir?

0:45:42 > 0:45:43HAZEL: Tell you the truth, Judge,

0:45:43 > 0:45:45I don't understand any of this mess.

0:45:45 > 0:45:47- Say "Your Honour". - Huh?

0:45:47 > 0:45:49Not "Judge", "Your Honour".

0:45:50 > 0:45:53Well, Your Honour, I didn't do anything to get myself here

0:45:53 > 0:45:55that you wouldn't have done or anybody else

0:45:55 > 0:45:58if you went through what I did with that little shit...

0:45:58 > 0:46:01Oh, my God! You head-knocking redneck sonofabitch!

0:46:01 > 0:46:02- You are crazy as a loop. - Hey!

0:46:02 > 0:46:05Judge, let me tell you, you don't know the devil

0:46:05 > 0:46:07that this man right here...

0:46:07 > 0:46:09Your Honour. That's what they told me to say.

0:46:09 > 0:46:12I'll have order, both of you, right now. You understand?

0:46:12 > 0:46:14We understand the charges, Your Honour.

0:46:14 > 0:46:15- No, we don't. - Yes, we do.

0:46:15 > 0:46:17You're damn right you do.

0:46:17 > 0:46:19You hit me with a solid iron doorstop.

0:46:19 > 0:46:21Kiss my ass!

0:46:21 > 0:46:22What are you doing here?

0:46:22 > 0:46:25Oh, my baby brother's being arraigned

0:46:25 > 0:46:27on some serious charges.

0:46:27 > 0:46:29He didn't do it, though.

0:46:29 > 0:46:31There's something off somewhere. He's a good boy.

0:46:31 > 0:46:32Married a English woman.

0:46:32 > 0:46:35I didn't even know she was mad at me.

0:46:35 > 0:46:38She ain't spoke two words to me since Teddy turned three,

0:46:38 > 0:46:39six months ago or something.

0:46:39 > 0:46:42Well, see there - children. That's something.

0:46:42 > 0:46:45JC is screwing everything that ain't nailed down

0:46:45 > 0:46:47and ain't had no babies.

0:46:47 > 0:46:49I think he uses them darn condrums.

0:46:49 > 0:46:50And Alvin, he's got his nose

0:46:50 > 0:46:53in a dad-burned book all the time.

0:46:53 > 0:46:54And Claude, for all his car-hooding

0:46:54 > 0:46:57and God knows what all with that little girl,

0:46:57 > 0:46:58must be shooting blanks

0:46:58 > 0:47:01or she's got female trouble.

0:47:01 > 0:47:03Them your boys?

0:47:03 > 0:47:06Grandchildren's a whole lot easier

0:47:06 > 0:47:09to live with than real kids is what I heard.

0:47:09 > 0:47:11My boys are all I got.

0:47:11 > 0:47:14Teddy and Jack - three and four.

0:47:14 > 0:47:15Over at their granddaddy and grandmomma's house.

0:47:15 > 0:47:18Well, see there - grandchildren.

0:47:18 > 0:47:20Ain't you going in to watch your brother?

0:47:20 > 0:47:22I can't watch.

0:47:22 > 0:47:24He lost his lawyers.

0:47:24 > 0:47:27They had a May and December marriage.

0:47:27 > 0:47:29They give him a government lawyer.

0:47:29 > 0:47:31He seems nervous and ignorant.

0:47:31 > 0:47:33All right. We're going to try this again.

0:47:33 > 0:47:37Mr Montgomery, how do you plead, sir?

0:47:37 > 0:47:39- Not guilty. - Not guilty!

0:47:39 > 0:47:40Not guilty! Oh!

0:47:40 > 0:47:44Miss Marvin, Mr Cardwell, can you get control...

0:47:44 > 0:47:47In cold blood. And not the size of a damn...

0:47:47 > 0:47:48You lie like a rock!

0:47:48 > 0:47:51- SHOUTS INDISTINCTLY - Order! Order! Order!

0:47:51 > 0:47:53I'll kill you, you psychotic little bastard.

0:47:53 > 0:47:55Somebody get him! Somebody get him right now!

0:47:55 > 0:47:57LOUD SHOUTING

0:47:57 > 0:47:59Order! Order!

0:47:59 > 0:48:00You in court?

0:48:00 > 0:48:03My cousin Russell, all over 38.

0:48:03 > 0:48:07He was a hyperactive child and still is, I guess.

0:48:07 > 0:48:10Folks is messed up these days.

0:48:10 > 0:48:13Life's easier and folks is more messed up.

0:48:15 > 0:48:17QUIETLY: Yeah.

0:48:17 > 0:48:20Must be awful not to have the use of your legs.

0:48:20 > 0:48:22It is.

0:48:22 > 0:48:24At least I can hug my boys.

0:48:24 > 0:48:26I was thinking the other day

0:48:26 > 0:48:29about somebody being paralysed all the way up,

0:48:29 > 0:48:33turning their wheelchair by blowing in straw.

0:48:35 > 0:48:36Imagine that.

0:48:36 > 0:48:40Not even being able to shake a man's hand.

0:48:42 > 0:48:44But your kids...

0:48:45 > 0:48:47Imagine that,

0:48:47 > 0:48:51just having to sit there and stare at them.

0:48:51 > 0:48:52They wouldn't understand.

0:48:53 > 0:48:57Daddy! You're never gonna believe this!

0:48:57 > 0:48:58What?

0:48:59 > 0:49:01A newspaper man wants to take our picture!

0:49:01 > 0:49:05Rowan Walsh. I know him. Good guy and good shooter.

0:49:05 > 0:49:06BOTH LAUGH

0:49:07 > 0:49:09GIGGLES

0:49:10 > 0:49:11- BOTH:- Hi.

0:49:11 > 0:49:13Hi.

0:49:14 > 0:49:15EXHALES EXCITEDLY

0:49:15 > 0:49:19How come I'm to make that court date so far away that way?

0:49:19 > 0:49:22Why couldn't we just do it and get it over with?

0:49:22 > 0:49:24Courts are notorious for that.

0:49:24 > 0:49:27Supposedly, they have a backlog of cases. I suppose it's true.

0:49:27 > 0:49:31- OT:- That boy back there got his leg shot by a crazy wife.

0:49:31 > 0:49:33Y'all gonna be taking us to the airport later, Ruby?

0:49:33 > 0:49:36- RUBY:- Make you happy. - CLAUDE: They can stay all year.

0:49:36 > 0:49:39- You'd like that, wouldn't you? - My God!

0:49:41 > 0:49:43Ruby, there's the bags.

0:49:45 > 0:49:47Goodness gracious, girl!

0:49:47 > 0:49:51- You got a rear end just like your momma!- LAUGHS, SIGHS

0:49:51 > 0:49:54You see there? That's it. That's it.

0:49:54 > 0:49:57I'm either gonna kill myself or get dumped by you

0:49:57 > 0:49:59for some tight-assed little insurance woman.

0:49:59 > 0:50:01- I didn't... I didn't say it. - Let's go!

0:50:01 > 0:50:03Here, honey. I'm gonna put it back here.

0:50:05 > 0:50:08Come see us some time. Nashville ain't that far away.

0:50:08 > 0:50:10You know, I miss seeing your sorry ass.

0:50:10 > 0:50:13- I miss you too. - You take care of her, OK?

0:50:13 > 0:50:16- Cos... I really love her. - Oh, I know.

0:50:16 > 0:50:18You know we've got our problems and stuff.

0:50:18 > 0:50:22- I love her too. - And I'm sorry if I caused them.

0:50:22 > 0:50:24No, no, that's just family. You know?

0:50:24 > 0:50:25- It'll all work out. - OK.

0:50:25 > 0:50:28- We'll come see y'all. - OK. You look real good, Claude.

0:50:28 > 0:50:30Thanks.

0:50:30 > 0:50:32Oh, my GOD!

0:50:32 > 0:50:35- SHOUTS:- You awful sorry bastard! You sorry bastard!

0:50:35 > 0:50:37Just throw her on the couch in front of everybody!

0:50:37 > 0:50:41- SCREECHES:- God damn you! Get it over with, why don't you?!

0:50:41 > 0:50:44- Go on in the house and ...! - Hon, that's nasty talk.

0:50:44 > 0:50:46C'mon, honey. You know that boy Gerald Plummer?

0:50:46 > 0:50:48He's working down at the airport now.

0:50:48 > 0:50:50- Cheer up. We might see him. - Just great.

0:50:50 > 0:50:52Yeah, tell her that. That's all we need here.

0:50:52 > 0:50:56Honey, why don't you go see Gerald Plummer fix airplanes?

0:50:56 > 0:50:58- Would you like to do that? - I never touched him!

0:50:58 > 0:51:01- I NEVER touched him! - Well, he must've had leprosy!

0:51:01 > 0:51:04- GOD! I give up! - I wasn't doing nothing.

0:51:04 > 0:51:05DON'T YOU START WITH ME!

0:51:05 > 0:51:07ALL ARGUE LOUDLY

0:51:10 > 0:51:12SCREECHES INCOHERENTLY

0:51:14 > 0:51:16You didn't start this. It would've happened anyway.

0:51:16 > 0:51:17Get in the fucking car!

0:51:17 > 0:51:19See if I don't go to a nightclub!

0:51:19 > 0:51:22Oh, good! Maybe you can meet somebody free!

0:51:22 > 0:51:23You get in there or I'll...

0:51:23 > 0:51:26Get in! Get in that damn car NOW!

0:51:29 > 0:51:30SNIFFS QUIETLY

0:51:38 > 0:51:41How come y'all be crying like that, Momma?

0:51:43 > 0:51:46Sometimes it just gets cluttered up in my head, hon,

0:51:46 > 0:51:49and...it causes me to cry.

0:51:51 > 0:51:52And...

0:51:52 > 0:51:55I don't know how come her to be crying, though.

0:52:02 > 0:52:04BOTH SOB QUIETLY

0:52:05 > 0:52:07Can I see that book?

0:52:09 > 0:52:11Can I see that book?

0:52:13 > 0:52:15That's a psychology book.

0:52:16 > 0:52:18You mind if I read it?

0:52:24 > 0:52:25Of course not.

0:52:33 > 0:52:36My God, JC, you look like a cat-burglar.

0:52:39 > 0:52:41I heard the whole thing, bud.

0:52:41 > 0:52:43Let's go to a nightclub.

0:52:43 > 0:52:46CLAUDE WHISPERS: I'm not sure what it is.

0:52:46 > 0:52:49I'm not sure what it is I'm supposed to do.

0:52:49 > 0:52:51I wish you could help me.

0:53:01 > 0:53:02- RUBY WHISPERS: - Oh, my God.

0:53:18 > 0:53:20What a horrible night for somebody.

0:53:22 > 0:53:24God bless 'em.

0:53:24 > 0:53:26INDISTINCT RADIO TRAFFIC

0:53:38 > 0:53:42- MAN:- You've been in a wreck. You need to be real still, OK?

0:53:42 > 0:53:44- SECOND MAN:- All right. - All right. Don't look around.

0:53:44 > 0:53:47Do you know where you're at, know what happened?

0:53:47 > 0:53:48I don't know exactly what happened.

0:53:48 > 0:53:50All right. We're gonna get you to the hospital.

0:53:50 > 0:53:53You need to keep real still. Don't move around.

0:53:53 > 0:53:55Stay right there.

0:53:55 > 0:53:57- WOMAN: - Nancy, no.

0:53:57 > 0:53:59CAR ENGINES IDLE

0:53:59 > 0:54:02Well, you may have internal injuries we don't know about.

0:54:02 > 0:54:04You've got bleeding and everything on your head.

0:54:04 > 0:54:06It could've hit the steering wheel or windshield.

0:54:06 > 0:54:09Don't move. You know how much you had to drink tonight?

0:54:09 > 0:54:12I had a 30-pack. You'll have to count how many's left.

0:54:12 > 0:54:14All right.

0:54:14 > 0:54:16- WOMAN:- Go ahead and call someone.

0:54:18 > 0:54:20Damn truck come from the centre aisle.

0:54:20 > 0:54:23You know, you should've seen it. Wham!

0:54:36 > 0:54:37Hold up!

0:54:37 > 0:54:39Oh, my God!

0:54:39 > 0:54:41Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Where are you going?

0:54:41 > 0:54:44SHE SCREAMS REPEATEDLY

0:54:47 > 0:54:49- SOBS LOUDLY:- Oh, no!

0:54:49 > 0:54:52All right. Do you know who the President is?

0:54:52 > 0:54:54- Huh? - RUBY CONTINUES SCREAMING

0:54:54 > 0:54:56Yeah. Bill.

0:54:56 > 0:54:58OK. Do you know where you're at?

0:54:58 > 0:54:59Now come on!

0:54:59 > 0:55:01- WAILS:- No!

0:55:09 > 0:55:12Hey, sugar-britches. You just getting back from the airport?

0:55:12 > 0:55:14- SOBS:- Oh, baby!

0:55:14 > 0:55:16Oh, my baby!

0:55:16 > 0:55:20Oh, my baby! I mean, you're not hurt too bad or dead?

0:55:20 > 0:55:21Oh, you should've seen me.

0:55:21 > 0:55:24We whacked the shit out of that dooley over there.

0:55:24 > 0:55:27That big ol' cowboy's eyes got about as big as pie plates.

0:55:27 > 0:55:31I seen 'em just before we hit him. Man, oh, man!

0:55:31 > 0:55:33- You mean, you're OK? - They were all drunk.

0:55:33 > 0:55:36There doesn't seem to be anything wrong with him

0:55:36 > 0:55:37except a bruise or two.

0:55:37 > 0:55:41- RELIEVEDLY:- Oh, God! - See that? We was drunk.

0:55:41 > 0:55:43Oh, baby, thank God you're always all drunk!

0:55:43 > 0:55:44Thank God.

0:55:44 > 0:55:48Oh, baby, I've got so much apologising to do to God!

0:55:48 > 0:55:51Oh, baby. Honey. Honey, please.

0:55:51 > 0:55:54Please, let's never go anywhere ever again

0:55:54 > 0:55:55when we're apart, OK?

0:55:55 > 0:55:57- OK? - OK, honey.

0:55:57 > 0:55:58- OK? - If we can.

0:55:58 > 0:56:00What's wrong, baby? I'm fine.

0:56:00 > 0:56:03I just got knocked around a little bit. It's all right.

0:56:03 > 0:56:06Honey, wait...wait a minute. Where's JC?

0:56:06 > 0:56:08Oh, he's over there in the truck.

0:56:08 > 0:56:11CHUCKLES: He's stuck in there. They're trying to prise him out.

0:56:11 > 0:56:13Well, i...is anything wrong with him?

0:56:13 > 0:56:15Well, yeah. He can't get out.

0:56:15 > 0:56:17But, er...physical?

0:56:17 > 0:56:19He's fine.

0:56:19 > 0:56:21He was the drunkest one of 'em.

0:56:21 > 0:56:24Anyhow, we're gonna take him to the hospital for observation.

0:56:24 > 0:56:25We're gonna do chest X-rays.

0:56:25 > 0:56:27We're gonna check for internal injuries.

0:56:27 > 0:56:30- VOICE REVERBERATES:- And if you aant to follow us, you can.

0:56:37 > 0:56:40What...?

0:56:40 > 0:56:42Yeah.

0:56:42 > 0:56:44Oh, I'm sorry, honey. This is Tamra.

0:56:44 > 0:56:46Tamra, this is my wife, Ruby.

0:56:46 > 0:56:49Ever since we got here, she's been so nice.

0:56:49 > 0:56:50She just practically probably saved my life,

0:56:50 > 0:56:52even though there weren't anything wrong.

0:56:52 > 0:56:54Well...

0:56:55 > 0:56:58- It's nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.

0:57:00 > 0:57:03Tamra is your name?

0:57:03 > 0:57:05Um, do you think it would be all right

0:57:05 > 0:57:08if I talked to my husband before you took him?

0:57:08 > 0:57:11I know you have to take him, but just one moment.

0:57:11 > 0:57:13- Uh, private. - One minute.

0:57:13 > 0:57:15OK.

0:57:15 > 0:57:17I'll see you later, Tammy.

0:57:19 > 0:57:21She's so nice.

0:57:21 > 0:57:25Did, er, you have your shirt and your britches undone?

0:57:25 > 0:57:29Or was it Tammy who did that for you, honey?

0:57:29 > 0:57:31She done it, honey.

0:57:31 > 0:57:33She had to check me, you know.

0:57:33 > 0:57:35You heard what she said. Internal injuries, possibly.

0:57:35 > 0:57:38Uh-huh, I bet you like that pretty-looking chick

0:57:38 > 0:57:40you got there picked out for yourself.

0:57:40 > 0:57:42- Interesting you picked her. - Shit, I didn't pick her out.

0:57:42 > 0:57:45She just come over here. She's the ambulance driver.

0:57:45 > 0:57:46You didn't pick her out?

0:57:46 > 0:57:50One women and a bunch of men around and you didn't pick her?

0:57:50 > 0:57:53I didn't. I can't even have a head-on collision in peace.

0:57:53 > 0:57:55I could've been tore to pieces.

0:57:55 > 0:57:56You have fun at your little nightclub?

0:57:56 > 0:57:59Didn't get there. We ain't but a mile from home.

0:57:59 > 0:58:01We was headed there and JC bent over

0:58:01 > 0:58:04for his Molly Hatchet tape, been here ever since.

0:58:04 > 0:58:05- SNEERS:- Is that right? - That's right.

0:58:05 > 0:58:07Mm-hm...well, then, um,

0:58:07 > 0:58:11let me ask you something if you're so smart, Mr Nightclub.

0:58:11 > 0:58:13OK? Because you're busted.

0:58:13 > 0:58:16How come the truck is pointed towards the house?

0:58:16 > 0:58:19Huh? You ever hear of a little thing called female intuition?

0:58:19 > 0:58:23Well, yeah, it WAS pointed the other direction

0:58:23 > 0:58:25till we hit that linedancer over there.

0:58:25 > 0:58:26Ever hear of centrifugal force?

0:58:26 > 0:58:28Well, I'm sorry that your night got spoiled.

0:58:28 > 0:58:31But it's so great.

0:58:31 > 0:58:33Cos you're fine now, baby. Everything's OK.

0:58:33 > 0:58:36Once they prise Hugh Hefner out of the truck,

0:58:36 > 0:58:38go to your nightclub you missed in the first place.

0:58:38 > 0:58:40- JC:- Hi, Ruby.

0:58:41 > 0:58:42Hey, JC.

0:58:43 > 0:58:46They're trying to prise me out.

0:58:46 > 0:58:47Huh?

0:58:47 > 0:58:50- RAISES VOICE: - They're trying to prise me out.

0:58:53 > 0:58:56I hadn't wanted to get into this.

0:58:56 > 0:58:59I wanted to keep my opinions out of the way of the family.

0:58:59 > 0:59:02VEXEDLY: But in view of what's happened tonight

0:59:02 > 0:59:06and in the light of hard times ahead of us with Hazel's trial,

0:59:06 > 0:59:07I thought I should.

0:59:07 > 0:59:10Well, frankly, I thought it would be irresponsible of me

0:59:10 > 0:59:12not to have this little talk with you.

0:59:12 > 0:59:14Now, listen.

0:59:16 > 0:59:19I really love Hazel,

0:59:19 > 0:59:21as unlikely a pair as we are.

0:59:21 > 0:59:25I mean, who's to say how love comes about?

0:59:25 > 0:59:26Mmm?

0:59:26 > 0:59:30I've heard him pour out his heart,

0:59:30 > 0:59:32seen him cry,

0:59:32 > 0:59:37laugh and play and get angry.

0:59:37 > 0:59:41And the reason he was drawn to me, I believe,

0:59:41 > 0:59:46is because he wanted someone stable in his life,

0:59:46 > 0:59:48some order, some communication.

0:59:48 > 0:59:52He's gotten to the point where he can't stand to be around you.

0:59:52 > 0:59:57And he loves you all, but for God's sake!

0:59:57 > 0:59:59I mean...

0:59:59 > 1:00:01..think about it!

1:00:03 > 1:00:06I should start seeing you all regularly

1:00:06 > 1:00:08on a one-to-one basis.

1:00:09 > 1:00:12I can't really do that. I mean, that wouldn't be ethical.

1:00:12 > 1:00:16But there are other people like me you can talk to.

1:00:18 > 1:00:20But haven't you noticed you're fucked up?

1:00:20 > 1:00:22Totally fucked up?!

1:00:22 > 1:00:26You're so...negative.

1:00:26 > 1:00:30You don't ever communicate to each other

1:00:30 > 1:00:33and you never, ever resolve anything.

1:00:33 > 1:00:35Plus, you're all alcoholics. You drink constantly.

1:00:35 > 1:00:39And two of you were nearly killed tonight because of it.

1:00:39 > 1:00:41Killed?

1:00:41 > 1:00:43JC. Claude.

1:00:43 > 1:00:46In a car crash tonight.

1:00:46 > 1:00:48And they were drunk.

1:00:50 > 1:00:55My husband can't stand to be around his own family.

1:00:55 > 1:00:58And he didn't realise that, poor love,

1:00:58 > 1:01:01until somebody - being me - pointed it out to him.

1:01:03 > 1:01:07Help me, I mean, why do you just sit there?

1:01:07 > 1:01:08Mmm?

1:01:08 > 1:01:11You're not going to die. You're going to fade away.

1:01:11 > 1:01:14Talk to each other.

1:01:14 > 1:01:17Not AT each other.

1:01:17 > 1:01:19Connect. Connect. Connect!

1:01:19 > 1:01:22You talk, you listen.

1:01:22 > 1:01:24You respond.

1:01:24 > 1:01:26You respond to the response.

1:01:26 > 1:01:29You see, that's how it works.

1:01:29 > 1:01:31You see, you never, ever connect.

1:01:33 > 1:01:35- Do you drink? - YELLS: Yes!

1:01:35 > 1:01:38From time to time, like normal people!

1:01:40 > 1:01:43Now, if I'm not mistaken, the English invented whisky.

1:01:43 > 1:01:46SCREAMS: I'm not an alcoholic! I'm not like you people.

1:01:50 > 1:01:52WHISPERS: Well, I tried.

1:01:52 > 1:01:53Yes, Julia.

1:01:53 > 1:01:55You tried.

1:01:55 > 1:01:57Maybe I'll see you

1:01:57 > 1:02:01when my husband comes up before the supreme high judge.

1:02:02 > 1:02:04DISMISSIVELY: Goodbye.

1:02:06 > 1:02:09Well, she got a bee up her ass, don't she?

1:02:09 > 1:02:11Mmm, yeah.

1:02:11 > 1:02:15My goodness.

1:02:22 > 1:02:24FIRES GUN

1:02:27 > 1:02:28FIRES GUN

1:02:39 > 1:02:40FIRES AND COCKS GUN

1:02:50 > 1:02:53SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY

1:02:53 > 1:02:54SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY

1:02:54 > 1:02:56FIRES GUN

1:03:08 > 1:03:11TOY GORILLA SCREECHES AND PLAYS 'MACARENA'

1:03:14 > 1:03:16# Doing the monkey dance

1:03:16 > 1:03:19# Come on, everybody Watch the monkey dance around

1:03:19 > 1:03:21# Some fun around the town

1:03:21 > 1:03:23# Get up on your feet Jump up and down

1:03:23 > 1:03:25# Doing the monkey dance

1:03:25 > 1:03:27# Move your body with the monkey, dance around

1:03:27 > 1:03:29- SINGS INDISTINCTLY: - Fun around the town

1:03:29 > 1:03:31# Get your feet Jump up and down

1:03:31 > 1:03:33# Doing the monkey dance... #

1:03:33 > 1:03:35I'm sorry.

1:03:35 > 1:03:36For what?

1:03:36 > 1:03:40Hazel knocking you in the head with that iron deal.

1:03:41 > 1:03:44Well, that's how come me... to come on over here.

1:03:44 > 1:03:48- Oh, that's... - I lied, OK?

1:03:48 > 1:03:52Now I need somebody to talk about it.

1:03:54 > 1:03:57All right. Let's get away from this music.

1:03:57 > 1:03:58Here.

1:03:58 > 1:04:00Sit on the steps over there.

1:04:04 > 1:04:07Sit yourself down, OK?

1:04:08 > 1:04:11I wouldn't blame you if you wanted to kill me,

1:04:11 > 1:04:14but it's been eating at me, the truth, that is.

1:04:14 > 1:04:18See... I've been working on myself, a little bit at a time.

1:04:18 > 1:04:21Well, I've been seeing a therapist, eating fresh fruits

1:04:21 > 1:04:23and raw vegetables and all kinds of things.

1:04:23 > 1:04:26And it ain't helped me none, other than that I'm regular

1:04:26 > 1:04:28and don't eat as many anti-acid tablets.

1:04:28 > 1:04:32Anyhow, when I was talking to your uncle on the hotline,

1:04:32 > 1:04:34see, I was drinking, which I've quit.

1:04:34 > 1:04:37Other than smoking reefer, which I do every now and then

1:04:37 > 1:04:39with my neighbour who's eat up with glaucoma.

1:04:39 > 1:04:44Anyhow, oh, I was just bitching and complaining and moaning

1:04:44 > 1:04:46and just blaming everybody for everything

1:04:46 > 1:04:48and he was just so nice to me.

1:04:48 > 1:04:52I...well, I just kept it up and we became friends.

1:04:52 > 1:04:54I'm always shitty to friends, especially nice ones.

1:04:54 > 1:04:56You know how that is.

1:04:56 > 1:04:59Anyhow, oh, I guess I was just being terrible to him,

1:04:59 > 1:05:02to the point where I was hunting him down

1:05:02 > 1:05:04to tell him how much I hated him

1:05:04 > 1:05:05for not making my life right.

1:05:05 > 1:05:07Anyhow, well, I guess he became

1:05:07 > 1:05:09like some disgruntled office worker,

1:05:09 > 1:05:11because he comes over to the house.

1:05:11 > 1:05:12He starts screaming and yelling

1:05:12 > 1:05:16and spilling his guts about how much I'm ruining his life

1:05:16 > 1:05:18and how much I remind him of his family.

1:05:18 > 1:05:20That's when I told him to kiss my ass.

1:05:20 > 1:05:23I shouldn't have done that. He comes into the house.

1:05:23 > 1:05:25He's angry and he starts screaming

1:05:25 > 1:05:26and throwing things around.

1:05:26 > 1:05:29I tried to stop him before he got into my closet.

1:05:29 > 1:05:31I'm a shoe nut.

1:05:31 > 1:05:34He throws me off him, I go flying right through the air

1:05:34 > 1:05:37and I hit my head against that big old doorstop,

1:05:37 > 1:05:40which they'd find out ain't made of iron in the courtroom.

1:05:40 > 1:05:42And then my neighbour, the witness,

1:05:42 > 1:05:45well, he was high on pot and all eat up with that glaucoma.

1:05:45 > 1:05:50So I had him say that he saw Hazel hit me.

1:05:51 > 1:05:53Anyhow, Hazel can't stand y'all.

1:05:53 > 1:05:56Not one of you, he hates every single one of you,

1:05:56 > 1:05:58but he's too afraid to tell you.

1:05:58 > 1:06:01Now, I'm gonna go down and drop the charges

1:06:01 > 1:06:02and tell the law I lied.

1:06:02 > 1:06:04And all the good eating in the world

1:06:04 > 1:06:06or therapy or nothing did one thing.

1:06:06 > 1:06:10My therapist told me to go to a spa and rest and I did.

1:06:10 > 1:06:14I went. I got massaged and meditated. I ate oat bran.

1:06:14 > 1:06:16Nothing - not one thing - did one thing.

1:06:16 > 1:06:18But then I got a facial.

1:06:18 > 1:06:20And I don't mean a deep-cleansing,

1:06:20 > 1:06:21but a relaxing facial.

1:06:21 > 1:06:24And I fell asleep and I started to dream

1:06:24 > 1:06:26and I dreamed that these boys, they come along

1:06:26 > 1:06:28and they threatened to cut me open,

1:06:28 > 1:06:31fill my belly with salt water and sew me back up

1:06:31 > 1:06:35if I didn't start telling the truth and acting grown-up.

1:06:37 > 1:06:40SIGHS: So your uncle's Gonna be a free man.

1:06:40 > 1:06:43Even if...if I go to jail for...abstraction of justice.

1:06:43 > 1:06:47Oh, God. I just...thought you might want to know.

1:06:57 > 1:07:00I might go buy you a record player, Momma,

1:07:00 > 1:07:03so you can listen to some different music.

1:07:05 > 1:07:08Boy, that'd be something, wouldn't it, hon?

1:07:15 > 1:07:17Daddy. EXCLAIMS REPEATEDLY

1:07:17 > 1:07:19I ain't ready yet, Lord.

1:07:19 > 1:07:21Please, I can't go now.

1:07:21 > 1:07:22I ain't got no grandkids yet.

1:07:22 > 1:07:25It's me. It's me, Daddy. It's me.

1:07:28 > 1:07:30That was... what the shit are you doing?

1:07:30 > 1:07:32You scared me half to death.

1:07:32 > 1:07:33I was having a nightmare

1:07:33 > 1:07:36that I got ganged up on by a bunch of boys.

1:07:38 > 1:07:41You might want to tell somebody about those nightmares sometime.

1:07:48 > 1:07:50If you'd talk to Momma sometimes,

1:07:50 > 1:07:53she might quit playing that damn monkey.

1:07:56 > 1:07:57Alvin...

1:07:58 > 1:08:01..you're one of my boys and everything,

1:08:01 > 1:08:05but you are the oddest poor sonofabitch there is.

1:08:07 > 1:08:10WHISPERS: Ruby.

1:08:10 > 1:08:11Ruby.

1:08:12 > 1:08:14- SLEEPILY:- Oh. Hey, Alvin.

1:08:15 > 1:08:16Is something wrong, hon?

1:08:18 > 1:08:21If Claude still wanted to be with Rose,

1:08:21 > 1:08:23or anybody else for that matter,

1:08:23 > 1:08:24he'd still be with her.

1:08:25 > 1:08:27Your fear of losing him

1:08:27 > 1:08:30makes you want to blame him for stuff he don't do.

1:08:32 > 1:08:35Lord knows he's got his problems.

1:08:35 > 1:08:39You all both want to mess things up before the other one does.

1:08:41 > 1:08:43He told me one time...

1:08:44 > 1:08:47..you look like an old-time movie star.

1:08:48 > 1:08:50So pretty, you're not even real to him.

1:08:53 > 1:08:54Actually, he didn't tell me.

1:08:54 > 1:08:56He told it to you.

1:08:59 > 1:09:01I just heard him.

1:09:01 > 1:09:04He talks to you while you're sleeping.

1:09:04 > 1:09:07He's just crazy about you.

1:09:09 > 1:09:12- Night, Ruby. SOFTLY:- Night.

1:09:21 > 1:09:23Goddamn it!

1:09:24 > 1:09:25What are you doing, Alvin?

1:09:25 > 1:09:28Ain't you got something to read or something?

1:09:28 > 1:09:30Brothers ain't supposed to see brothers on the shitter.

1:09:30 > 1:09:32I don't even want Ruby watching.

1:09:32 > 1:09:33Maybe you ought to sometime.

1:09:35 > 1:09:37Claude.

1:09:38 > 1:09:41What, for God's sake, Alvin?

1:09:41 > 1:09:43Ruby wouldn't hurt you for anything in the world.

1:09:43 > 1:09:45She's just crazy about you.

1:09:46 > 1:09:49Any man in the world ought to be happy as hell

1:09:49 > 1:09:52to have somebody care about them that much.

1:09:52 > 1:09:54She's had a lot of boyfriends.

1:09:54 > 1:09:58Woman that their Daddy's run off, they do that sometimes.

1:09:58 > 1:10:00They're looking for something.

1:10:02 > 1:10:04She found it.

1:10:04 > 1:10:06You're a lucky man.

1:10:06 > 1:10:09Sure wished I was built like you,

1:10:09 > 1:10:10lean and everything.

1:10:10 > 1:10:12Sometimes I think Ruby would be crazy about you

1:10:12 > 1:10:15if you were as fat as a hog.

1:10:15 > 1:10:17- You think so? - Mm-hm.

1:10:17 > 1:10:21Sometimes, I don't think she's bluffing.

1:10:25 > 1:10:27Don't never let it be too late.

1:11:08 > 1:11:09- RUBY WHISPERS: - Wake up.

1:11:10 > 1:11:14- CLAUDE WHISPERS: I'm awake. - No. Wake up.

1:11:16 > 1:11:20So what am I supposed to do? Pick a colour or a number?

1:11:20 > 1:11:22One or the other.

1:11:23 > 1:11:24All right, I'll pick a yellow.

1:11:24 > 1:11:28Y-E-L-L-O-W.

1:11:28 > 1:11:30- And one on the inside, right? - Mm-hm.

1:11:30 > 1:11:32Ours.

1:11:32 > 1:11:35O-U-R-S.

1:11:35 > 1:11:38I'm so glad you're eating cheese.

1:11:39 > 1:11:41What are you talking about?

1:11:42 > 1:11:44You know, you're supposed to pick a word now,

1:11:44 > 1:11:47but I forgot to write anything on the inside.

1:11:47 > 1:11:48Uh-oh.

1:11:52 > 1:11:54You know what I was thinking about?

1:11:54 > 1:11:55No.

1:11:55 > 1:11:57That one of these days when we get rich,

1:11:57 > 1:11:59I going to build us a house.

1:11:59 > 1:12:02I like our house.

1:12:02 > 1:12:04Oh, I like our house too, honey.

1:12:04 > 1:12:05But this'll be a special house.

1:12:05 > 1:12:08I'm gonna build a tunnel from the back door

1:12:08 > 1:12:09to plum out in the woods

1:12:09 > 1:12:12and at the end of the tunnel, there'll be a toilet.

1:12:12 > 1:12:15That way, can't nobody bust in on you, you know?

1:12:15 > 1:12:16Uh-huh.

1:12:16 > 1:12:19Right next to it, a little room with a weight machine

1:12:19 > 1:12:22so I can keep my muscles good and my belly flat.

1:12:22 > 1:12:25Cos if my belly ain't flatter than all your ex-boyfriends,

1:12:25 > 1:12:28you can't stay with me, you know that.

1:12:28 > 1:12:30I'd have to leave you, honey.

1:12:31 > 1:12:35I've got to be better than them, all of them, in every way.

1:12:35 > 1:12:38You are. I told you a million times.

1:12:38 > 1:12:39But I mean in every way.

1:12:39 > 1:12:41I hate them bastards, honey.

1:12:41 > 1:12:44I hate them as bad as you hate Rose.

1:12:44 > 1:12:46I don't hate Rose. She's my sister.

1:12:46 > 1:12:48Well, quit eating my ass out about her.

1:12:48 > 1:12:51It ain't my fault. I don't do nothing.

1:12:51 > 1:12:54Why don't you tell her to leave you alone and stop flirting?

1:12:54 > 1:12:56And then I don't have to do it.

1:12:56 > 1:13:00If you don't love her and you do love me,

1:13:00 > 1:13:01then act like it.

1:13:01 > 1:13:04It's embarrassing to me.

1:13:04 > 1:13:07You don't do nothing strong enough or hard enough.

1:13:07 > 1:13:09I can't believe you said that to me.

1:13:11 > 1:13:12That's the very thing that kills me.

1:13:12 > 1:13:16You just sat there, looked me in the eye and said that to me.

1:13:16 > 1:13:19So you want one of your ex-muscle men?

1:13:19 > 1:13:20Is that what you want?

1:13:20 > 1:13:23Then you have all the strong, hard shits you want.

1:13:23 > 1:13:25You make me feel like a gnat.

1:13:25 > 1:13:28I don't mean that kind of hard.

1:13:28 > 1:13:30I don't mean fucking-wise.

1:13:30 > 1:13:33Don't say that word when we're talking about muscle men!

1:13:33 > 1:13:37I mean, look me in the eyes and tell me you want ME, not her

1:13:37 > 1:13:39or the ambulance driver.

1:13:41 > 1:13:44Make me feel safe, once and for all.

1:13:45 > 1:13:47That's all I want.

1:13:49 > 1:13:52You are the flattest belly and the strongest and the best.

1:13:52 > 1:13:54And it ain't fair for you

1:13:54 > 1:13:57to keep saying you ain't going to be with me.

1:13:58 > 1:14:00You can't ever say that again.

1:14:02 > 1:14:05I ain't ever even been with a muscle guy.

1:14:05 > 1:14:08I just let that on to make you jealous.

1:14:08 > 1:14:09LAUGHS: Jealous?

1:14:09 > 1:14:12- To make me jealous?! LAUGHS:- Yeah, I did.

1:14:12 > 1:14:13LAUGHS: You're funny as hell.

1:14:13 > 1:14:16I don't even want to hear that shit.

1:14:16 > 1:14:17I can't believe you'd say that, either.

1:14:17 > 1:14:21Honey, I'm the most jealous sonofabitch in the world.

1:14:21 > 1:14:23- I know. - My God.

1:14:23 > 1:14:26I don't need any help. Don't be doing me no favours.

1:14:26 > 1:14:27Besides, I've seen your pictures.

1:14:27 > 1:14:30I've seen that big old guy, that Chuck or whatever.

1:14:30 > 1:14:32He was fat!

1:14:33 > 1:14:36And I didn't screw him, anyway.

1:14:38 > 1:14:41I didn't screw half of them I told you about.

1:14:41 > 1:14:43Are you serious?

1:14:43 > 1:14:46Yes, I am.

1:14:47 > 1:14:51Just half? I was kind of hoping it'd be less.

1:14:51 > 1:14:53You know what I mean.

1:14:53 > 1:14:55Not exact arithmetic.

1:14:55 > 1:14:57Just a few.

1:14:57 > 1:14:58- A few? Like what? - It don't matter.

1:14:58 > 1:15:00You're the strongest and the handsomest

1:15:00 > 1:15:02and the most beautiful and the funniest.

1:15:02 > 1:15:04But how about the biggest?

1:15:04 > 1:15:05Yes, but if you wouldn't,

1:15:05 > 1:15:07it don't matter, because I love you!

1:15:10 > 1:15:12- But I am, right? YELLS:- Ain't saying it again!

1:15:12 > 1:15:14I said it for the last time.

1:15:18 > 1:15:20SOFTLY: What, honey?

1:15:24 > 1:15:27I don't care how many muscles anybody else has got,

1:15:27 > 1:15:29how pretty they are, how rich, how poor, how smart,

1:15:29 > 1:15:31how ignorant they are, they ain't you.

1:15:31 > 1:15:33You see this?

1:15:33 > 1:15:36You see this? See this? You see this?

1:15:36 > 1:15:39There ain't but one of them things in the whole world

1:15:39 > 1:15:40and they're on you.

1:15:40 > 1:15:43I don't want nothing or nobody in this world but you.

1:15:43 > 1:15:46You're the only one who thinks about my old boyfriends.

1:15:46 > 1:15:50And I don't lie to you, so have some faith in me.

1:15:51 > 1:15:54I love you and I'm good to you.

1:15:54 > 1:15:56That's all you get. That's all I want from you.

1:15:56 > 1:15:58And tell Rose to fuck off

1:15:58 > 1:16:01and maybe I'll stay off your ass about her.

1:16:03 > 1:16:05You are my friend.

1:16:11 > 1:16:13Don't you know that?

1:16:14 > 1:16:16You're my friend.

1:16:24 > 1:16:25QUIETLY: I know that.

1:16:27 > 1:16:29SHE SOBS GENTLY

1:16:54 > 1:16:57Alvin busted in on me in the toilet tonight

1:16:57 > 1:16:58while I was doing lumber.

1:17:02 > 1:17:03I'm sorry, sugar.

1:17:12 > 1:17:15I guess it's OK. He's my brother.

1:17:16 > 1:17:17He didn't mean no harm.

1:17:20 > 1:17:23You know what I've been thinking about since I met Hazel's wife?

1:17:23 > 1:17:25What's that?

1:17:28 > 1:17:29About packing up the car

1:17:29 > 1:17:32and taking you on a vacation over to England and France.

1:17:37 > 1:17:40We've never been nowhere further than St Louis.

1:17:40 > 1:17:42It's about time.

1:17:46 > 1:17:48And that wasn't for you.

1:17:48 > 1:17:50It was for the Cardinals.

1:17:53 > 1:17:56I'm going to do something for you that girls like.

1:18:02 > 1:18:03Something romantic.

1:18:07 > 1:18:09Take you over and see all them castles...

1:18:11 > 1:18:14..where all your kings and queens lived.

1:18:16 > 1:18:20We'll see all them places where folks got their heads cut off.

1:18:27 > 1:18:29That kind of thing.

1:18:45 > 1:18:48Sometimes when you threaten to kill yourself, it scares me.

1:18:50 > 1:18:53Because sometimes, I'm afraid you're really going to do it.

1:19:00 > 1:19:02I couldn't make it without you.

1:19:07 > 1:19:09I wouldn't even know what to do.

1:19:09 > 1:19:11HE SNIFFS

1:19:23 > 1:19:25Plus, every time I'd be making out

1:19:25 > 1:19:26with whoever I ended up with,

1:19:26 > 1:19:29I'd just be thinking about you.

1:19:33 > 1:19:36Of course, I wouldn't end up with anybody else, anyway.

1:19:38 > 1:19:39Not ever.

1:19:47 > 1:19:49I'd probably become a preacher.

1:19:50 > 1:19:53One of them kind that abstracts from sex, you know.

1:20:09 > 1:20:11SIGHS

1:20:14 > 1:20:16You look like an angel to me when you're sleeping.

1:20:28 > 1:20:30I love you so much.

1:20:32 > 1:20:34You'll never know.

1:20:38 > 1:20:40CLAUDE WHISPERS: Momma.

1:20:42 > 1:20:45Momma, tell me what to do.

1:21:51 > 1:21:52CLAUDE WHISPERS: Daddy.

1:21:55 > 1:21:58I had the weirdest dream last night, Daddy.

1:21:58 > 1:22:02I dreamed you and Momma was out in the backyard dancing.

1:22:02 > 1:22:05Getting around pretty good too, being as slowed-up as you are.

1:22:05 > 1:22:08Whole bunch of us was watching you all.

1:22:08 > 1:22:11Ruby wasn't even mad at the ambulance driver.

1:22:11 > 1:22:12Why not?

1:22:12 > 1:22:15Oh, and, you know, I heard Chet Atkins playing guitar too,

1:22:15 > 1:22:17but I didn't see him nowhere.

1:22:17 > 1:22:19That was it?

1:22:19 > 1:22:21Yeah.

1:22:21 > 1:22:22That was just it?

1:22:22 > 1:22:25Wasn't nothing chasing you or nothing?

1:22:25 > 1:22:27Not much of a nightmare.

1:22:27 > 1:22:30I said it was a dream, Dad, not a nightmare.

1:22:33 > 1:22:35- ALVIN:- Daddy?

1:22:35 > 1:22:37I read to escape.

1:22:41 > 1:22:44How come you've started talking so much lately?

1:22:50 > 1:22:51Sorry about your car, Claude.

1:22:53 > 1:22:55No, it's all right.

1:22:55 > 1:22:57I'm just glad you didn't get hurt any worse.

1:22:59 > 1:23:02Besides that, I had a dream somebody bought me a hot rod.

1:23:02 > 1:23:04I believe it was Willie Nelson.

1:23:06 > 1:23:08McGuire hit 70. You'll all have to get a TV.

1:23:09 > 1:23:11I know.

1:23:11 > 1:23:13I know.

1:23:13 > 1:23:15All right. I'll see you all. Bye.

1:23:15 > 1:23:17- Bye-bye. - Bye.

1:23:17 > 1:23:19OK. We'll see you all soon.

1:23:19 > 1:23:20SHE LAUGHS

1:23:24 > 1:23:26All right. You all come and see us sometime.

1:23:26 > 1:23:30All right. You come back. Remember what I said.

1:23:30 > 1:23:31LAUGHS: I will, Daddy.

1:23:32 > 1:23:34Hang onto that thing.

1:23:35 > 1:23:36Hang onto what thing?

1:23:36 > 1:23:39- That truck. - HE LAUGHS

1:23:39 > 1:23:40Bye-bye.

1:23:40 > 1:23:43- ENGINE STARTS - So we'll see you, then.

1:23:48 > 1:23:50We'll see you all soon.

1:24:05 > 1:24:09You know, we really should get Momma and them to visit us.

1:24:09 > 1:24:11- You said "Momma and them". - Yeah.

1:24:15 > 1:24:17You know, Alvin says he's going to start

1:24:17 > 1:24:19drinking pop instead of beer, just like that.

1:24:19 > 1:24:21Yeah, he told me that.

1:24:21 > 1:24:23JC's the one that needs to start drinking pop.

1:24:23 > 1:24:26That boy goes through a whole bunch of vehicles.

1:24:26 > 1:24:28He gets uncoordinated when he drinks, you know.

1:24:28 > 1:24:30- Cross-eyed, just about. - Yeah.

1:24:35 > 1:24:37Do you ever get tired of things?

1:24:38 > 1:24:41- Like what? - Like the way you are.

1:24:43 > 1:24:44Yeah.

1:24:44 > 1:24:47I even get tired of the way you are.

1:24:50 > 1:24:53Well, I meant both of us.

1:24:53 > 1:24:54Everybody else too.

1:24:57 > 1:24:59English are smart, it seems like.

1:25:00 > 1:25:02They even talk pretty when they're mad.

1:25:08 > 1:25:10When we had that head-on collision,

1:25:10 > 1:25:15I didn't really see that cowboy's eyes get big as plates.

1:25:15 > 1:25:16That's just I was saying.

1:25:19 > 1:25:20I seen you.

1:25:24 > 1:25:25Just for a second.

1:25:25 > 1:25:28Kind of like in my mind, you know.

1:25:28 > 1:25:29What was I doing?

1:25:29 > 1:25:32Just holding your hand out.

1:25:41 > 1:25:43Sometimes, things seem magic.

1:25:43 > 1:25:45You know what I mean?

1:25:46 > 1:25:48I sure do, baby.

1:25:51 > 1:25:53I had fun too this week, you know.

1:25:53 > 1:25:56Besides all the horrible things,

1:25:56 > 1:26:00it was kind of good seeing everybody in the same spot.

1:26:02 > 1:26:05And we got that dream started about us - a honeymoon.

1:26:07 > 1:26:10It's like that book I was reading one time in school.

1:26:10 > 1:26:14It started out saying, "It was the best time I ever had

1:26:14 > 1:26:16"and it was the worst time I ever had."

1:26:16 > 1:26:18I believe it was by Dick somebody.

1:26:18 > 1:26:20I'll be dogged.

1:26:29 > 1:26:32Hey, boys! Wait a minute. Hey!

1:26:32 > 1:26:33Come back. Come here.

1:26:33 > 1:26:35LAUGHS: Whoa!

1:26:35 > 1:26:38We forgot something, didn't we?

1:26:38 > 1:26:41- What did we forget? - To tell us "I love you".

1:26:41 > 1:26:44- That's right. I love you. - I love you.

1:26:44 > 1:26:46- I love YOU. - Love you.

1:26:46 > 1:26:48- I love you. LAUGHS:- I love you.

1:26:48 > 1:26:51We said it at the same time. LAUGHS

1:26:51 > 1:26:52That's cool, huh?

1:26:52 > 1:26:55All right, Momma's going to pick you up this afternoon at school.

1:26:55 > 1:26:57Daddy's got to go back to work.

1:26:57 > 1:26:59Now, go play. And be careful.

1:27:01 > 1:27:03Don't throw any rocks at anybody.

1:27:06 > 1:27:08All right. Come here. I know what you want.

1:27:08 > 1:27:10You want a hug, don't you?

1:27:12 > 1:27:14Have a good day.

1:27:14 > 1:27:15See you girls later.

1:27:19 > 1:27:21- RUBY WHISPERS: - You're so safe.

1:27:21 > 1:27:23WHISPERS: I know that.

1:27:25 > 1:27:27CHILDREN GIGGLE AND YELL

1:27:40 > 1:27:43Miss Montgomery, can we borrow y'all's hose?

1:27:44 > 1:27:46Sure, hon.

1:27:53 > 1:27:55What's going on?

1:27:55 > 1:27:57Little Ricky borrowed the hose.

1:27:58 > 1:28:00Uh...

1:28:00 > 1:28:03- SLEEPILY: What? - Little Ricky borrowed the hose.

1:28:04 > 1:28:06Playing, spraying one another.

1:28:11 > 1:28:14- Morning. - Morning, baby.

1:28:23 > 1:28:26I had a dream that we got a station wagon.

1:28:27 > 1:28:30I had a dream I stopped using protection.

1:28:32 > 1:28:34Protection?

1:28:35 > 1:28:38You know, my nail, my diaphragm.

1:28:41 > 1:28:44I didn't know you used one of them things, honey.

1:28:44 > 1:28:46I thought I should.

1:28:48 > 1:28:51Don't they stop babies from happening?

1:28:51 > 1:28:53Of course. That's the point.

1:28:53 > 1:28:54Right?

1:28:58 > 1:29:01So I've put up with all that shit from Daddy

1:29:01 > 1:29:02all these years about grandbabies

1:29:02 > 1:29:05and I've been shooting at a steel door.

1:29:06 > 1:29:09Just didn't seem like it was OK to have one.

1:29:17 > 1:29:19Now it seems OK.

1:29:23 > 1:29:25Babies know when they're supposed to get here.

1:29:26 > 1:29:28That's what I think.

1:29:31 > 1:29:33They sure do, honey.

1:29:40 > 1:29:44There was a carload of them in that dream.

1:29:44 > 1:29:45How many of them?

1:29:45 > 1:29:47There were three of them.

1:29:52 > 1:29:56Will you look at me in the eyes next time we do it?

1:30:01 > 1:30:02I sure will, baby.

1:30:09 > 1:30:11I promise you.

1:30:18 > 1:30:20It's going to be OK, baby.

1:30:29 > 1:30:31Seems like there's a lot more air

1:30:31 > 1:30:32than there usually is, don't it?

1:30:32 > 1:30:36Yeah. Does seem like it, don't it?

1:30:39 > 1:30:42Some clouds coming in.

1:30:43 > 1:30:46- Maybe there's a storm coming. - No.

1:30:49 > 1:30:51Them ain't storm clouds.