0:00:07 > 0:00:10This film contains some strong language.
0:00:12 > 0:00:14BLEEPING
0:00:23 > 0:00:26How's my mother doing?
0:00:24 > 0:00:26Not so good today.
0:00:34 > 0:00:37- TANNOY: - 'Dr Black, Dr Roger Black.'
0:00:48 > 0:00:51Why weren't you in here before?
0:00:51 > 0:00:53The doctor said...
0:00:51 > 0:00:53Screw the doctor!
0:00:53 > 0:00:58Mom... You should save your strength.
0:00:58 > 0:01:02Jack, if I go...
0:00:59 > 0:01:02You're not going to go!
0:01:02 > 0:01:05If I go, I want you to make me a promise.
0:01:07 > 0:01:10Say "I promise".
0:01:10 > 0:01:14I promise.
0:01:11 > 0:01:14That you'll always love me.
0:01:14 > 0:01:19Of course, Mom.
0:01:15 > 0:01:19And you'll never get married.
0:01:19 > 0:01:21Mom! No, no!
0:01:21 > 0:01:24I can't promise that.
0:01:24 > 0:01:26No girl could love you like I did.
0:01:26 > 0:01:28You'll be unhappy. Don't do it.
0:01:28 > 0:01:33Mom, don't say that!
0:01:31 > 0:01:33CRACKS
0:01:31 > 0:01:33Promise me, Jack. Never.
0:01:33 > 0:01:37Mom, that's a huge thing to ask!
0:01:37 > 0:01:40Mom! MOM! MOM!
0:01:40 > 0:01:43MOM! MOM!
0:01:43 > 0:01:46I PROMISE I WON'T GET MARRIED!
0:03:48 > 0:03:52'That's Mrs Lupo with the cable installer.'
0:03:52 > 0:03:56'I'm Jack Singer, hired by her paranoid husband...
0:03:56 > 0:03:59'who turned out not to be paranoid.
0:03:59 > 0:04:04'I feel for all these people - the cheaters and the cheated on.
0:04:04 > 0:04:09'Sneaking around, looking over their shouders.
0:04:09 > 0:04:13'They confirm what my crazy mother said about marriage -
0:04:13 > 0:04:16'it's a disaster waiting to happen.
0:04:16 > 0:04:18'My job can get depressing,
0:04:18 > 0:04:23'but it's not dangerous and I hear some great stories.'
0:04:23 > 0:04:27My wife is having an affair with Mike Tyson.
0:04:24 > 0:04:27HE CHOKES
0:04:27 > 0:04:32Erm... Mike Tyson, Mike Tyson?
0:04:31 > 0:04:32Yeah.
0:04:33 > 0:04:35That's her. That's Millie.
0:04:38 > 0:04:41Well... She's a beautiful girl.
0:04:41 > 0:04:44When I think of them...
0:04:42 > 0:04:44All right, calm down.
0:04:44 > 0:04:47Let's just think this through.
0:04:47 > 0:04:52My first question, obviously - you've seen them together?
0:04:52 > 0:04:56What?
0:04:53 > 0:04:56You've seen them? Your wife and Mr Tyson?
0:04:56 > 0:05:00You don't believe me either!
0:04:58 > 0:05:00I just need a place to start.
0:05:00 > 0:05:04Everybody at the plant thinks I'm nuts!
0:05:04 > 0:05:09They say it's Freddie Ramirez, but I know it's the champ!
0:05:09 > 0:05:13She wouldn't cheat with a piece of shit like that!
0:05:13 > 0:05:17I'm sure you're right. Don't get me wrong.
0:05:17 > 0:05:21But let's say I follow this Ramirez around...
0:05:21 > 0:05:27make sure it's not him.
0:05:23 > 0:05:27You're all the same. Nobody believes me!
0:05:27 > 0:05:28Don't just take off!
0:05:31 > 0:05:34I'm a good listener! Mr Tomashefsky!
0:05:34 > 0:05:36Leave me alone!
0:05:36 > 0:05:38Hi, Bob.
0:05:38 > 0:05:41'It's not glamorous work.
0:05:41 > 0:05:43'So why am I telling you this?
0:05:43 > 0:05:47'I have a story to tell about me and my girlfriend -
0:05:47 > 0:05:51'Betsy Nolan. She's a teacher.
0:05:51 > 0:05:56'I love her, but I haven't been able to marry her.'
0:05:56 > 0:06:00Milton moved out?
0:05:58 > 0:06:00Thursday. >
0:06:00 > 0:06:05I ordered Chinese, he says, "Chinese again?" and comes out with a packed suitcase.
0:06:05 > 0:06:09David's been quiet. I thought something was wrong.
0:06:09 > 0:06:13Judy, if there's anything I can do..
0:06:13 > 0:06:16Thanks. I thought you should know.
0:06:16 > 0:06:19I'm so sorry. Bye, David.
0:06:19 > 0:06:24Bye.
0:06:20 > 0:06:24See you tomorrow.
0:06:22 > 0:06:24OK.
0:06:25 > 0:06:28I was in the neighbourhood.
0:06:26 > 0:06:28What a nice surprise.
0:06:29 > 0:06:31Oh! Forgot about that.
0:06:31 > 0:06:34Tough day, huh?
0:06:34 > 0:06:37..and they also have a two-year-old.
0:06:37 > 0:06:43That's my point. People get married and then do hideous things.
0:06:43 > 0:06:47Not all people, Jack. That's your mother talking.
0:06:49 > 0:06:51I dreamt about her again.
0:06:51 > 0:06:57Was she naked again?
0:06:52 > 0:06:57Hey! I dreamt about her naked once! She was vacuuming.
0:06:57 > 0:07:01Still...
0:06:57 > 0:07:01It wasn't sexual, it was about cleanliness!
0:07:01 > 0:07:07'She's great. When I play poker, she helps with food and she's funny.'
0:07:07 > 0:07:12The ones with those crowns, they're called kings?
0:07:12 > 0:07:14Let's go, make a bet!
0:07:14 > 0:07:17Is she the best?
0:07:15 > 0:07:17She's the best, now let's play!
0:07:17 > 0:07:22'When she's off school, she'll come out on a job.'
0:07:22 > 0:07:26Rolexes, 35! Downtown they're 45!
0:07:26 > 0:07:29Butter bing, butter bang. There he is.
0:07:29 > 0:07:30That's him?!
0:07:30 > 0:07:36That fat pig? And he has four kids?!
0:07:34 > 0:07:36Louder. They may not have heard.
0:07:36 > 0:07:40I'm hungry. How about you?
0:07:39 > 0:07:40Wait a beat.
0:07:40 > 0:07:43Now.
0:07:46 > 0:07:49This is very hard, being inconspicuous.
0:07:49 > 0:07:53You're much too beautiful for this kind of work.
0:07:53 > 0:07:55Me? I'm every man.
0:07:56 > 0:07:59Here we go.
0:07:59 > 0:08:01Oh, God!
0:08:04 > 0:08:07Euch! This is so depressing.
0:08:07 > 0:08:10It doesn't mean we wind up like this
0:08:10 > 0:08:11No, it doesn't.
0:08:14 > 0:08:16Jack, stop with your mother.
0:08:16 > 0:08:19I tried, but I can't.
0:08:19 > 0:08:22Why don't you go see a shrink?
0:08:22 > 0:08:26It's too much money. I prefer to work it out myself.
0:08:26 > 0:08:29As long as you wait for me.
0:08:29 > 0:08:31Of course I'll wait for you.
0:08:33 > 0:08:36Sometimes I'm afraid to go to sleep.
0:08:36 > 0:08:39Maybe you won't dream about her.
0:08:39 > 0:08:42Maybe I'll just read.
0:08:42 > 0:08:43Come here, you big lug.
0:08:55 > 0:08:58'A year later, things with Betsy and me...
0:08:58 > 0:09:01'They started to get very shaky.'
0:09:03 > 0:09:08- ANSWERPHONE:- 'I might be coming down with something.'
0:09:06 > 0:09:08'She found excuses not to come over,
0:09:08 > 0:09:12'and when she did, things weren't the same.'
0:09:12 > 0:09:16I'm losing her.
0:09:14 > 0:09:16Speaking of losing, you owe me 50.
0:09:17 > 0:09:20Sally, I love her.
0:09:20 > 0:09:23Well, you love her...
0:09:21 > 0:09:23I want Georgetown.
0:09:23 > 0:09:28Yeah? Give three.
0:09:24 > 0:09:28Uptown it's two and a half!
0:09:26 > 0:09:28Go uptown!
0:09:28 > 0:09:33Jack, marry her. It's a decline, but it's not the end of the world.
0:09:33 > 0:09:36Thanks very much.
0:09:34 > 0:09:36Ask anybody.
0:09:36 > 0:09:39She's different.
0:09:37 > 0:09:39I repeat, ask anybody.
0:09:42 > 0:09:44ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYS
0:09:53 > 0:09:54This isn't good, Jack.
0:09:54 > 0:09:56Order something else.
0:09:56 > 0:09:58I'm talking about us.
0:10:00 > 0:10:05We're just in a down phase.
0:10:03 > 0:10:05No, it's bigger than that.
0:10:05 > 0:10:09I feel I'm counting on something that may never happen.
0:10:09 > 0:10:12We have to go to the next step.
0:10:14 > 0:10:17Is this an ultimatum?
0:10:17 > 0:10:21I'm just telling you that I won't be a girlfriend forever.
0:10:21 > 0:10:24I want kids and a family.
0:10:24 > 0:10:28I gotta know what the deal is with us.
0:10:28 > 0:10:35I'm in love with you.
0:10:30 > 0:10:35And I love you, but I need a commitment. Life's too short.
0:10:35 > 0:10:37I wanna be married.
0:10:42 > 0:10:44THUNDER RUMBLES
0:10:47 > 0:10:49Lights are green.
0:10:49 > 0:10:52Let's get married tomorrow.
0:10:52 > 0:10:56Get on a plane to Vegas and do it, now!
0:10:56 > 0:10:58CAR HORNS BLARE
0:10:58 > 0:11:03You're serious?
0:10:59 > 0:11:03I must be, my legs are paralysed.
0:11:01 > 0:11:03Oh, sweetie!
0:11:03 > 0:11:08'The die was cast. If I'd said City Hall, the story would end here.
0:11:08 > 0:11:13'But I didn't, and we took our fateful trip to Vegas.'
0:11:13 > 0:11:18- BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN: - # Bright-light city gonna set my soul, gonna set my soul on fire
0:11:18 > 0:11:21# I got a whole lot of money that's ready to burn
0:11:21 > 0:11:24# So get those stakes up high
0:11:24 > 0:11:28# There's a thousand pretty women just a-waiting out there
0:11:28 > 0:11:30# They're all waiting just the devil may care
0:11:30 > 0:11:33# And I'm just a devil with love to spare
0:11:33 > 0:11:36# So viva Las Vegas
0:11:36 > 0:11:39# Viva Las Vegas
0:11:39 > 0:11:44# Viva, viva Las Vegas! #
0:11:54 > 0:11:58'The man in the limo was Tommy Korman the gambler.
0:11:58 > 0:12:00'And he was about to enter my life.'
0:12:02 > 0:12:04Yeah. Home sweet home.
0:12:08 > 0:12:11CHATTERING
0:12:21 > 0:12:26Wow, look at all these Elvises. Looks like a frigging zoo.
0:12:26 > 0:12:29Freakin' zoo!
0:12:28 > 0:12:29Mr Korman!
0:12:29 > 0:12:33Mr Korman, Mr Sandwich. Buddy Walker, welcome to Bally's.
0:12:33 > 0:12:38I've replaced Tony Carmello. Had you heard?
0:12:38 > 0:12:40It escaped my attention.
0:12:40 > 0:12:44I wonder if I could have a word.
0:12:42 > 0:12:44It's all right.
0:12:44 > 0:12:46Yeah, sure.
0:12:46 > 0:12:50Er, Tommy, we have a small problem.
0:12:50 > 0:12:54Oh, yeah?
0:12:51 > 0:12:54Penthouse A is not available.
0:12:54 > 0:12:56Oh?
0:12:55 > 0:12:56- THUD - Ooh!
0:12:56 > 0:13:03Buddy, I would like penthouse A, where I've stayed for 15 years, now.
0:13:03 > 0:13:07The president of Brazil is in there.
0:13:07 > 0:13:13I don't care if Ming the friggin' Merciless is in there. Get him out!
0:13:13 > 0:13:19Will do.
0:13:14 > 0:13:19Good. Now I'll shake your hand. That's great, Buddy.
0:13:24 > 0:13:28MUSIC: "Hound Dog" by Jeff Beck
0:13:28 > 0:13:33- TANNOY:- 'Welcome to Las Vegas, the family fun capital of America.'
0:13:33 > 0:13:36SHE SQUEALS
0:13:35 > 0:13:36We just got here!
0:13:36 > 0:13:39Oh, God!
0:13:42 > 0:13:44EXCITED CHATTER
0:13:44 > 0:13:48Oof! This is some heat. It's gotta be 110 easy, no?
0:13:48 > 0:13:52It's dry. That's what these schmucks say.
0:13:52 > 0:13:55150, but dry. So hot you can't see straight.
0:13:55 > 0:13:58Gentlemen, would you like chaises?
0:13:58 > 0:14:00What? Chaises?
0:14:00 > 0:14:02Yes, sir.
0:14:02 > 0:14:05What's your name?
0:14:03 > 0:14:05G-Gary, sir.
0:14:05 > 0:14:09You know there's no more ozone layer?
0:14:09 > 0:14:14You could be arrested for letting people lay out here. Find it funny?
0:14:14 > 0:14:17No, sir.
0:14:17 > 0:14:18Here, remember that, all right?
0:14:18 > 0:14:21Thank you, sir.
0:14:21 > 0:14:24Ah! Remember Donna on the sunbeds?
0:14:25 > 0:14:27Yeah, who knew back then?
0:14:27 > 0:14:30Yeah, who knew?
0:14:36 > 0:14:40Vegas, Miami, wherever.
0:14:40 > 0:14:48'She lay out there all day with a Sidney Sheldon book and coconut oil.'
0:14:48 > 0:14:53Doctor said he'd never seen skin like that, like a saddlebag.
0:14:57 > 0:14:59We got a game tonight?
0:14:59 > 0:15:02No, not yet.
0:15:02 > 0:15:04OK.
0:15:05 > 0:15:07She was a great girl, Donna.
0:15:07 > 0:15:10I should've got her out of the sun.
0:15:13 > 0:15:1612 bucks! No air conditioning, either.
0:15:17 > 0:15:19SHE GIGGLES
0:15:21 > 0:15:23I gotta get a suit like that.
0:15:26 > 0:15:30That was some fight.
0:15:28 > 0:15:30Hey, that was some fight.
0:15:30 > 0:15:32He knocked out Holmes twice.
0:15:32 > 0:15:34Tommy, let's go say hi, no?
0:15:34 > 0:15:37Go ahead.
0:15:35 > 0:15:37Champ, how you doing?
0:15:37 > 0:15:42You look great! How about that Holmes fight?
0:16:04 > 0:16:07What? What? What?
0:16:07 > 0:16:09Look over there.
0:16:11 > 0:16:15It's unbelievable.
0:16:12 > 0:16:15Everything, her legs...
0:16:15 > 0:16:17It's Donna.
0:16:20 > 0:16:22Look at those Indian Elvises.
0:16:22 > 0:16:25They loved his movie Blue Calcutta.
0:16:27 > 0:16:29This is unbelievable.
0:16:29 > 0:16:33I wanna get in that room, tear the bedspread off...
0:16:33 > 0:16:35Yoo-hoo! Can I get a room?!
0:16:35 > 0:16:38God's giving me a second chance.
0:16:38 > 0:16:41There's no doubt about it.
0:16:41 > 0:16:43What if they're married?
0:16:43 > 0:16:46Look. There's no way they're married.
0:16:53 > 0:16:56Yikes.
0:16:54 > 0:16:56HE LAUGHS
0:16:58 > 0:17:00Oh, my God!
0:17:00 > 0:17:03Jack, we can't afford this!
0:17:03 > 0:17:08I got it through Sally Molars - 120 bucks a night. Is it great, or what?
0:17:28 > 0:17:30SHE SIGHS
0:17:37 > 0:17:40What did you think of that mirror?
0:17:40 > 0:17:41I liked it.
0:17:41 > 0:17:46I never knew I had such a beautiful, round behind.
0:17:46 > 0:17:48Or was that you?
0:17:48 > 0:17:51That might've been me.
0:17:56 > 0:17:58It's 2.30 already.
0:18:02 > 0:18:04Maybe we should get some lunch...
0:18:04 > 0:18:07do a little gambling, then get...
0:18:11 > 0:18:14I'm very happy. I want you to know that.
0:18:14 > 0:18:17And I love you so much.
0:18:17 > 0:18:19Oh, I'm glad.
0:18:20 > 0:18:23GUSHING WATER
0:18:28 > 0:18:32This is Jack Singer, Ali Baba suite.
0:18:32 > 0:18:37You can take the "Do Not Disturb" off my phone now. Thanks.
0:18:53 > 0:18:58- TANNOY:- 'Bally's is happy to introduce...'
0:18:58 > 0:19:01There's a poker game for new guests.
0:19:01 > 0:19:05Could be fun. You have a swim, I play. Then we're off.
0:19:05 > 0:19:10Where should we go?
0:19:06 > 0:19:10There's all these chapels. We'll pick the most outrageous!
0:19:10 > 0:19:13Your hand is wet.
0:19:13 > 0:19:17I'm nervous, but I'm OK. I wanna do this.
0:19:17 > 0:19:22Maybe we should go now.
0:19:19 > 0:19:22In this heat?! It's 108 degrees!
0:19:22 > 0:19:28We've waited this long, we'll do it right. At sunset, we get dressed up.
0:19:28 > 0:19:35Jack, please...
0:19:30 > 0:19:35It's not just an excuse! Hey, we're here to get married.
0:19:35 > 0:19:39And to be together.
0:19:38 > 0:19:39Absolutely.
0:19:39 > 0:19:44So why do you have to play poker? Let's hang out.
0:19:44 > 0:19:49It's a fast game with yokels. I'll make enough to pay for the trip.
0:19:49 > 0:19:541,000 in credit, in case you get murdered on a hand.
0:19:54 > 0:19:57This is a promotional thing. Relax.
0:19:58 > 0:20:04It's two hours, then we get married, end of story.
0:20:05 > 0:20:07I don't know.
0:20:09 > 0:20:12Glad you made it. Jack, right?
0:20:12 > 0:20:17Yeah. It's my pleasure.
0:20:14 > 0:20:17With all these Elvises... Excuse me.
0:20:17 > 0:20:20..Elvises running around, no?
0:20:20 > 0:20:24I haven't seen so many sideburns since West Side Story.
0:20:25 > 0:20:27Very funny!
0:20:27 > 0:20:29That's New York wit, am I right?
0:20:29 > 0:20:32Right.
0:20:32 > 0:20:37So, Tommy, you organise this for the hotel? The game?
0:20:37 > 0:20:40Right. I'm...
0:20:40 > 0:20:45I'm retired from the dress business, play for fun, and...
0:20:45 > 0:20:49the hotel asked me to make guests feel at home...
0:20:49 > 0:20:52Nobody gets badly hurt.
0:20:51 > 0:20:52Sure.
0:20:51 > 0:20:52Come on, let's play!
0:20:52 > 0:20:58Ooh, the natives are getting restless!
0:21:00 > 0:21:02EXCITED CRIES
0:21:05 > 0:21:08- TANNOY:- 'Phone call for Betsy Nolan.'
0:21:15 > 0:21:18'Scuse... Jack, shall I turn up the air conditioning?
0:21:20 > 0:21:23No, thanks.
0:21:21 > 0:21:23Sure?
0:21:21 > 0:21:23Yeah, I'm fine.
0:21:23 > 0:21:25Er... See the raise...
0:21:27 > 0:21:29Bum twenty.
0:21:29 > 0:21:32Can't catch a break here.
0:21:32 > 0:21:36Get me a sandwich.
0:21:33 > 0:21:36Yes, sir.
0:21:36 > 0:21:38S-See it.
0:21:39 > 0:21:43Well, the good Lord has blessed me with a full boat. Fives over jacks.
0:21:43 > 0:21:47Shit!
0:21:44 > 0:21:47Well, the King is out, boys.
0:21:51 > 0:21:54I have 20 left. I probably should go.
0:21:54 > 0:21:58Personally, I think you're playing very well. It's just bad luck.
0:21:58 > 0:22:02You play perfect. It's just bad luck.
0:22:02 > 0:22:04I don't have money to lose.
0:22:04 > 0:22:10What concerns me is that you'll go home with a bad feeling about Vegas.
0:22:10 > 0:22:11That concerns me.
0:22:11 > 0:22:14I really won't.
0:22:14 > 0:22:16He's scared. That's natural.
0:22:16 > 0:22:20< It's not a matter of being scared, OK?
0:22:20 > 0:22:22What? It's just money?
0:22:22 > 0:22:26Yeah, it's just money.
0:22:24 > 0:22:26Oh, well...
0:22:26 > 0:22:29Here, you just activated your line of credit.
0:22:29 > 0:22:37Here's a thousand. You lose, it's on the hotel, you win, pay it back.
0:22:37 > 0:22:41He wanted to play in a poker game for new guests.
0:22:41 > 0:22:45Mom, I can't hear you. ..Thanks.
0:22:45 > 0:22:49You know, it's an introductory game.
0:22:49 > 0:22:50I'll bet 200.
0:22:52 > 0:22:55See it.
0:23:02 > 0:23:05See it.
0:23:03 > 0:23:05Well, I'm out.
0:23:07 > 0:23:10See the 200 and, oh, God...
0:23:13 > 0:23:14..raise a hundred.
0:23:14 > 0:23:17Too rich for my blood.
0:23:17 > 0:23:19See your hundred.
0:23:24 > 0:23:26Raise you a th-thousand.
0:23:30 > 0:23:32This is out of control.
0:23:34 > 0:23:37I'm out.
0:23:37 > 0:23:40See your thousand.
0:23:41 > 0:23:45Red, huh?
0:23:43 > 0:23:45Chickens!
0:23:48 > 0:23:50Boat.
0:23:50 > 0:23:51Aces over eights.
0:23:51 > 0:23:56Shit!
0:23:53 > 0:23:56Excellent!
0:23:56 > 0:23:57Terrific.
0:23:57 > 0:24:01Hey, you played that hand like...forget it.
0:24:01 > 0:24:07I'm in a regular game in the city.
0:24:03 > 0:24:07Really? You hadn't told me.
0:24:12 > 0:24:15I'll call you before the ceremony.
0:24:15 > 0:24:17Like, 10.30 your time.
0:24:17 > 0:24:20Of course I'm excited!
0:24:28 > 0:24:31< # Well, bright-light city gonna set my soul
0:24:31 > 0:24:34# Gonna set my soul on fire
0:24:34 > 0:24:38# I got a whole lot of money... #
0:24:36 > 0:24:38Can you shut the fuck up?!
0:24:38 > 0:24:43Tony, there's no need for that type of language here.
0:24:43 > 0:24:46Oh. Er...
0:24:46 > 0:24:48I raise 500.
0:24:51 > 0:24:53I fold.
0:24:53 > 0:24:56Well, baby, the King must fold.
0:24:59 > 0:25:03I'll see the 500... and I'll raise 2,000.
0:25:03 > 0:25:08You must have tremendous confidence.
0:25:05 > 0:25:08I have tremendous...confidence.
0:25:09 > 0:25:11Say good night, Gracie.
0:25:11 > 0:25:14Confidence ain't gonna get it, kid.
0:25:16 > 0:25:20I'll see the 2,500 and raise you three grand.
0:25:21 > 0:25:22I think you got nothing.
0:25:22 > 0:25:26That's your constitutional right.
0:25:26 > 0:25:30OK, if that's the kind of game we're gonna play...
0:25:31 > 0:25:33(Five to me.)
0:25:35 > 0:25:41And... I raise you 8,000.
0:25:42 > 0:25:44I thought we were playing for fun.
0:25:44 > 0:25:48This is fun.
0:25:46 > 0:25:48# Wise men say
0:25:48 > 0:25:51# Only fools rush in... #
0:25:51 > 0:25:54Eddie! Please!
0:25:54 > 0:25:57We may have to ban singing here.
0:25:57 > 0:26:02See the eight grand and raise you ten.
0:26:02 > 0:26:05Hm?
0:26:02 > 0:26:05Can I borrow 21 grand, please?
0:26:06 > 0:26:0821 grand?
0:26:10 > 0:26:14You know you can buy a friggin' Volvo for 21 grand?
0:26:14 > 0:26:16I know what I'm doing.
0:26:19 > 0:26:21You got some guts, kid.
0:26:21 > 0:26:23It's not guts, it's realism.
0:26:35 > 0:26:38There's 83 grand in there. >
0:26:42 > 0:26:43Jackson, what's the word?
0:26:46 > 0:26:48I'll see it.
0:26:50 > 0:26:53And I'll raise you ten.
0:26:53 > 0:26:5625,000 more, please.
0:26:56 > 0:26:59This kid's got balls, am I right?
0:26:59 > 0:27:03My hat's off to you, kid.
0:27:03 > 0:27:06My shirt, too, the way you're playing.
0:27:13 > 0:27:14To you.
0:27:17 > 0:27:21Tick, tock. Tick, tock, tick, tock.
0:27:22 > 0:27:25Well, may as well go down in flames.
0:27:31 > 0:27:33- <- What have you got?
0:27:33 > 0:27:38Sorry, man. Straight flush to the jack.
0:27:43 > 0:27:45That's one for the books.
0:27:48 > 0:27:50- HE SIGHS: - To the queen.
0:27:54 > 0:27:56To the queen!
0:27:59 > 0:28:01Yeah, that's a tough break.
0:28:01 > 0:28:05Would you like a fruit plate?
0:28:07 > 0:28:11TANNOY: '..located next to the coffee shop.'
0:28:11 > 0:28:14I'm not assessing any blame here.
0:28:16 > 0:28:21But the reality is that you're in a tremendous amount of trouble.
0:28:21 > 0:28:28If I go to a loan shark...
0:28:23 > 0:28:28Who's gonna give you 65,000 if you can't pay it back?
0:28:28 > 0:28:29And if you can, give it to me.
0:28:32 > 0:28:38I can't.
0:28:33 > 0:28:38Non-payment advance. That's very serious everywhere, among people.
0:28:38 > 0:28:43Among countries, they don't give a shit. They stiff everybody.
0:28:43 > 0:28:46But...
0:28:46 > 0:28:52individuals, they are expected to pay debts.
0:28:53 > 0:28:56Especially gambling debts.
0:28:56 > 0:29:00That's the essence of gambling - you risk something.
0:29:02 > 0:29:06You put in money you haven't got, you can't get...
0:29:06 > 0:29:08That's the lowest.
0:29:10 > 0:29:13- HE SIGHS: - People...
0:29:14 > 0:29:17People can get badly injured.
0:29:17 > 0:29:19Jack, I'm talking physically.
0:29:20 > 0:29:28Maybe we could work it out over a couple of years...
0:29:24 > 0:29:28You're not buying a washer/dryer!
0:29:28 > 0:29:31You owe Tommy Korman 65,000!
0:29:31 > 0:29:34Look, I'll rack my brain!
0:29:34 > 0:29:37It's OK, I already racked mine.
0:29:37 > 0:29:40You have a solution?
0:29:38 > 0:29:40I do.
0:29:46 > 0:29:48I want...
0:29:52 > 0:29:56..your girlfriend for the weekend.
0:29:56 > 0:29:58Betsy?! How do you know Betsy?
0:29:58 > 0:30:01I don't... I don't know Betsy.
0:30:01 > 0:30:06I don't know! I saw her in the lobby.
0:30:07 > 0:30:10My wife Donna, rest in peace...
0:30:10 > 0:30:14They look identical. They could be twins!
0:30:14 > 0:30:19I'll wipe out the 65 bills... You let me spend the weekend with her.
0:30:21 > 0:30:26We're getting married tonight!
0:30:23 > 0:30:26Mmm, not tonight.
0:30:26 > 0:30:28After the weekend.
0:30:30 > 0:30:33Jack, look, I'll be a perfect gentleman.
0:30:34 > 0:30:37I...just want her company.
0:30:40 > 0:30:42She won't agree to this.
0:30:42 > 0:30:46If she loves you, she'll agree.
0:30:50 > 0:30:54- TANNOY: - 'May I have your attention...'
0:30:52 > 0:30:54Hi!
0:30:54 > 0:30:58'We are pleased to announce another 12,000 winner
0:30:58 > 0:31:02'on one of our hot slot machines.
0:31:03 > 0:31:06'Congratulations to the winner.'
0:31:20 > 0:31:22What happened?
0:31:23 > 0:31:25We, er...
0:31:26 > 0:31:29We have to have a serious talk.
0:31:32 > 0:31:34Were you out of your mind?!
0:31:34 > 0:31:37I said you wouldn't do it!
0:31:37 > 0:31:42He actually said if she spends the weekend with me, you owe me nothing?
0:31:42 > 0:31:45Yes.
0:31:43 > 0:31:45I am so nauseous!
0:31:45 > 0:31:51You don't think this is killing me?
0:31:47 > 0:31:51I had this feeling that something was not right.
0:31:51 > 0:31:55Forget I mentioned it. There's options.
0:31:55 > 0:31:58Like what? We don't have any money!
0:31:58 > 0:32:01God, Jack!
0:32:01 > 0:32:07He wants me to walk around in her clothes?
0:32:05 > 0:32:07He wasn't that specific.
0:32:07 > 0:32:14How could you put me in this position?!
0:32:09 > 0:32:14You think I wanted this to happen?!
0:32:14 > 0:32:16I was completely blindsided!
0:32:16 > 0:32:19You went in with 500! We had this discussion!
0:32:19 > 0:32:22I had A STRAIGHT FLUSH!
0:32:22 > 0:32:26Know what a straight flush is? It's like unbeatable!
0:32:26 > 0:32:31"Like unbeatable" is not unbeatable!
0:32:28 > 0:32:31I know that now! OK?!
0:32:31 > 0:32:34- DON'T YELL AT ME! - I hate this place!
0:32:34 > 0:32:38I won't sleep with him.
0:32:35 > 0:32:38That's not even a consideration!
0:32:38 > 0:32:45What if he holds a gun to my head?
0:32:41 > 0:32:45He's a gambler! He was a garment centre guy!
0:32:45 > 0:32:49A garment centre guy? That's a relief(!)
0:32:47 > 0:32:49I'm not saying it's great.
0:32:49 > 0:32:52Look at all these families here.
0:32:52 > 0:32:54Happy families.
0:32:54 > 0:32:56I'm a whore, Jack!
0:32:56 > 0:32:58You've made me into a whore!
0:32:58 > 0:33:01(Honey, I don't know what to do!)
0:33:01 > 0:33:06You bring me to Vegas and turn me into a WHORE!
0:33:06 > 0:33:10Forget it. This is insanity. I'll get the money.
0:33:10 > 0:33:13From whom? My parents don't have it!
0:33:15 > 0:33:18One weekend, he said.
0:33:18 > 0:33:21Yes.
0:33:21 > 0:33:22I can't.
0:33:22 > 0:33:26This is NUTS!
0:33:26 > 0:33:31RADIO PLAYS "La Donna E Mobile"
0:33:28 > 0:33:31DENTIST SINGS
0:33:31 > 0:33:33PHONE RINGS
0:33:33 > 0:33:38Momento. It's eight to five you're gonna need root canal.
0:33:40 > 0:33:42TURNS RADIO VOLUME DOWN
0:33:45 > 0:33:49Dental Health Associates... Jack! How are you?
0:33:49 > 0:33:52I'm having an emotional disaster!
0:33:52 > 0:33:55Sally, don't start, just listen.
0:33:55 > 0:33:58Can I get 65 grand by eight o'clock, Vegas time?
0:33:58 > 0:34:03Bad weekend - I got killed on the Indiana game.
0:34:03 > 0:34:05Who do you owe?
0:34:05 > 0:34:07No shit!
0:34:07 > 0:34:11Jack Singer owes Tommy Korman 65 grand.
0:34:13 > 0:34:20(He's heard of him.)
0:34:15 > 0:34:20I'd hate him to be a small-timer(!)
0:34:17 > 0:34:20Don't make it worse than it is!
0:34:20 > 0:34:22I can't make it worse!
0:34:22 > 0:34:27Don't screw with him. Has he got an alternative?
0:34:27 > 0:34:31Good. Take it. And don't ask questions.
0:34:32 > 0:34:35Poor bastard.
0:34:35 > 0:34:37# Run your fingers through my hair
0:34:37 > 0:34:39# And cuddle me real tight
0:34:39 > 0:34:41# Oh, let me be
0:34:41 > 0:34:42# Yo-ur teddy bear
0:34:42 > 0:34:46You guys just...just...
0:34:46 > 0:34:49We're fine.
0:34:49 > 0:34:54I'll be up in the room.
0:34:50 > 0:34:54OK.
0:34:51 > 0:34:54Or hanging around the...casino.
0:34:57 > 0:34:59Sounds great.
0:34:59 > 0:35:05So I'll see you in what? Two...two and a half hours?
0:35:05 > 0:35:08Hey, tops.
0:35:08 > 0:35:10This is like a get-acquainted meeting.
0:35:10 > 0:35:14OK!
0:35:14 > 0:35:15All right.
0:35:15 > 0:35:19# ...your teddy bear! #
0:35:21 > 0:35:24EXCITED CHATTER
0:35:26 > 0:35:28# Like a river flows
0:35:28 > 0:35:30# Surely to the sea
0:35:30 > 0:35:33# Darling, so it goes
0:35:33 > 0:35:38# Some things was meant to be
0:35:38 > 0:35:42# Take my hand... #
0:35:42 > 0:35:49Here's what I think - the game was fixed.
0:35:45 > 0:35:49The game was clean, he lost.
0:35:49 > 0:35:53With a straight flush?
0:35:51 > 0:35:53Yeah, these things happen.
0:35:53 > 0:35:57The odds are three billion to one. I looked it up.
0:35:57 > 0:36:00You looked it up?
0:36:00 > 0:36:05I used to call Donna "Perry Mason". Whatever I said, she had an answer.
0:36:05 > 0:36:09And you resented that?
0:36:07 > 0:36:09No, it was like a game.
0:36:09 > 0:36:15Like if I said I wanna buy a Linc and she said no, buy a Cadillac,
0:36:15 > 0:36:20because the repair ratio... Y'know, it never ended.
0:36:28 > 0:36:30You read a lot, I bet.
0:36:30 > 0:36:32Yeah. Well, I'm a teacher.
0:36:32 > 0:36:35You're a teacher?
0:36:36 > 0:36:37I had no idea.
0:36:37 > 0:36:41- <- A teacher?
0:36:41 > 0:36:43Ready?
0:36:41 > 0:36:43Absolutely.
0:36:43 > 0:36:46Place your bets.
0:36:50 > 0:36:52It's extremely important that I win.
0:36:52 > 0:36:55I'll see what I can do.
0:36:55 > 0:36:58Cigarettes?
0:36:55 > 0:36:58Yeah, absolutely.
0:36:58 > 0:37:03# Take my hand
0:37:03 > 0:37:09# Take my whole life too
0:37:09 > 0:37:13# For I can't help
0:37:13 > 0:37:18# Falling in love with you... #
0:37:20 > 0:37:26So by '85, it had spread all over the place.
0:37:26 > 0:37:30That's the thing about these melanomas...
0:37:30 > 0:37:35You see a piece of skin, you lift it off like nothing.
0:37:35 > 0:37:38APPLAUSE
0:37:38 > 0:37:42The next thing you're taking CAT-scans...
0:37:42 > 0:37:46it spreads to the lung and the liver...
0:37:46 > 0:37:48I'm sorry.
0:37:48 > 0:37:51She was pretty young?
0:37:52 > 0:37:5438.
0:37:57 > 0:38:00What you gonna do?
0:38:00 > 0:38:04Do you have kids?
0:38:01 > 0:38:04Yeah. Two, boy and a girl.
0:38:05 > 0:38:10Chris and Allie, they were teenagers then. Chris is married.
0:38:10 > 0:38:15Just out of law school, practising in Boston.
0:38:15 > 0:38:20Allie, she's at Bennington, fighting off her poetry professor.
0:38:20 > 0:38:22She's a knockout.
0:38:22 > 0:38:25You'll meet Chris this weekend.
0:38:25 > 0:38:28Is he coming here?
0:38:26 > 0:38:28No, he'll join us in Hawaii.
0:38:37 > 0:38:4220, 20, 20... No, 20 doesn't feel good, 19 feels good.
0:38:45 > 0:38:47- <- No more bets.
0:38:51 > 0:38:56Deal was for the weekend. It didn't have to be Vegas, could be anywhere.
0:38:56 > 0:38:59That wasn't my understanding.
0:38:59 > 0:39:04I got a place in Kauai on the beach. It'll knock your socks off.
0:39:05 > 0:39:10Chris'll be there, his wife and baby. A family time.
0:39:10 > 0:39:11HE COUGHS
0:39:16 > 0:39:1820, black, even.
0:39:22 > 0:39:24- <- Place your bets.
0:39:24 > 0:39:27Hi, old-timer, feeling lucky?
0:39:26 > 0:39:27Actually, I'm not.
0:39:27 > 0:39:34- TANNOY:- 'Sign up now... Beverage and entertainment.
0:39:34 > 0:39:39'Go to the promotions booth. Thank you.'
0:39:43 > 0:39:46Betsy!
0:39:44 > 0:39:46Hi!
0:39:44 > 0:39:46What's the story?
0:39:46 > 0:39:50I have to pack.
0:39:47 > 0:39:50We can leave! What did you work out?
0:39:50 > 0:39:53Um, he's taking me to Hawaii.
0:39:53 > 0:39:56It's only for a few days!
0:39:56 > 0:39:59YOU DON'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THIS!
0:39:59 > 0:40:06Of course I do. But this was not my idea!
0:40:03 > 0:40:06Just stop CRUCIFYING ME WITH THIS!
0:40:06 > 0:40:08Have you seen my bag?
0:40:06 > 0:40:08He'll jump all over you!
0:40:08 > 0:40:14Give me some credit.
0:40:10 > 0:40:14What if you start screaming? IT'S A JUNGLE OVER THERE!
0:40:14 > 0:40:18He'll have servants and THEY WILL DRUG YOU!
0:40:18 > 0:40:25His son and granddaughter Tiffany will be there!
0:40:22 > 0:40:25She knows the kid's name already.
0:40:27 > 0:40:29OK...
0:40:29 > 0:40:31Marry me tonight.
0:40:31 > 0:40:38No!
0:40:32 > 0:40:38WHY NOT?
0:40:33 > 0:40:38If you wanted to marry me, you'd've done it today!
0:40:38 > 0:40:43Yes, the Ali Baba suite. I have some bags that have to be brought down.
0:40:43 > 0:40:49CRUNCH
0:40:45 > 0:40:49You were looking to get out of it! You don't have to be Freud to know!
0:40:49 > 0:40:51I was NOT!
0:40:53 > 0:40:56Listen, you'll be back Monday?
0:40:56 > 0:40:58Probably Tuesday or Wednesday.
0:40:58 > 0:41:01THAT'S ALMOST A WEEK!
0:41:01 > 0:41:05YOU EXPECT US TO FLY TO AND FROM HAWAII IN TWO DAYS?
0:41:05 > 0:41:09Already it's "us"!
0:41:06 > 0:41:09I'm trying to make the best of it!
0:41:09 > 0:41:12Well, you're doing GREAT!
0:41:12 > 0:41:17BILLY JOEL:
0:41:12 > 0:41:17# Well, bless my soul what's wrong with me?
0:41:17 > 0:41:19# I'm itching like a man on a fuzzy tree
0:41:19 > 0:41:22# My friends say I'm acting queer as a bug... #
0:41:22 > 0:41:24Mr Straight Flush! Want to join in?
0:41:24 > 0:41:30Where's Tommy?
0:41:26 > 0:41:30He just left for Hawaii.
0:41:28 > 0:41:30What are you talking about?
0:41:30 > 0:41:34He rang and said the car was ready.
0:41:32 > 0:41:34He left?!
0:41:34 > 0:41:38# I can't seem to stand on my own two feet
0:41:38 > 0:41:40# Who do you think would have such luck?
0:41:40 > 0:41:43# I'm in love
0:41:42 > 0:41:43DOOR CLOSES WITH BEAT
0:41:42 > 0:41:43# I'm all shook up
0:41:43 > 0:41:46# Uh-huh-huh
0:41:46 > 0:41:47# Uh-huh... #
0:41:47 > 0:41:49I don't know about this.
0:41:51 > 0:41:55You gotta think about it like this -
0:41:55 > 0:41:59you're doing this to get Jack off the hook...
0:41:59 > 0:42:06and you going away makes him realise how nuts he is about you.
0:42:10 > 0:42:13He agreed to this, so he gotta be...
0:42:13 > 0:42:16Ambivalent?
0:42:13 > 0:42:16Right.
0:42:21 > 0:42:23NO! NO!
0:42:24 > 0:42:28CAR HORNS
0:42:26 > 0:42:28# I'm all shook up #
0:42:29 > 0:42:33- TV:- 'The guesswork is removed from poker with...
0:42:33 > 0:42:40'a full house, four of a kind, or the unbeatable straight flush.'
0:42:40 > 0:42:46BILLY JOEL:
0:42:41 > 0:42:46# Well, since my baby left me
0:42:46 > 0:42:49# I found a new place to dwell
0:42:49 > 0:42:53# Down at the end of Lonely Street
0:42:53 > 0:42:55# Heartbreak Hotel
0:42:55 > 0:42:59# Well, I get so lonely
0:42:59 > 0:43:02# I get so lonely... #
0:43:03 > 0:43:06I have to get out of here.
0:43:06 > 0:43:07# ..I could die
0:43:08 > 0:43:12# I get so lonely I could die #
0:43:18 > 0:43:24- WILLIE NELSON: - # The night and you and blue Hawaii
0:43:25 > 0:43:28# The night is heavenly
0:43:29 > 0:43:34# And you are heaven to me
0:43:37 > 0:43:43# Lovely you and blue Hawaii
0:43:46 > 0:43:48# With all this... #
0:43:48 > 0:43:50This is amazing!
0:43:50 > 0:43:52Ah, thank you. I like it.
0:43:52 > 0:43:56It's a place for reflection.
0:43:56 > 0:43:58- Niko... - THEY SPEAK HAWAIIAN
0:44:00 > 0:44:03See, I said how's the weather here?
0:44:03 > 0:44:08And he said great, in the '80s, low humidity.
0:44:08 > 0:44:11He doesn't speak English?
0:44:09 > 0:44:11Fluently, thank you.
0:44:11 > 0:44:14Welcome to Hawaii.
0:44:14 > 0:44:19Mr Korman is like a god over here.
0:44:16 > 0:44:19Niko, you're embarrassing me.
0:44:23 > 0:44:26WIND CHIMES TINKLE
0:44:28 > 0:44:30I don't believe this.
0:44:33 > 0:44:37This... This'll be your room.
0:44:37 > 0:44:40God! This is breathtaking!
0:44:41 > 0:44:44Er... We built it about a year ago.
0:44:46 > 0:44:50- HE SPEAKS HAWAIIAN - My home by the sea.
0:44:52 > 0:44:57You can knock off the Hawaiian now.
0:44:54 > 0:44:57I've impressed you enough?
0:44:57 > 0:44:59More than enough.
0:44:59 > 0:45:02God, I've been to the Caribbean.
0:45:02 > 0:45:08You know who goes to the Caribbean? Dentists.
0:45:08 > 0:45:10It's so beautiful!
0:45:10 > 0:45:12Yeah.
0:45:13 > 0:45:19You know, we have a name for this time of the day here.
0:45:19 > 0:45:22Wakka wakka?
0:45:22 > 0:45:28- Close.- HE SPEAKS HAWAIIAN - Time of enchantment.
0:45:31 > 0:45:32What did I tell you?
0:45:34 > 0:45:38You got this in the mail?
0:45:36 > 0:45:38Under my door at home.
0:45:41 > 0:45:43Mr Tomashefsky, it's a joke!
0:45:43 > 0:45:45It's not even close!
0:45:45 > 0:45:52You thought I was nuts when I came here originally. Now I got evidence.
0:45:52 > 0:45:54Here, look for yourself.
0:45:55 > 0:45:58Believe me, I have no axe to grind.
0:45:58 > 0:46:03HE SIGHS: I think your pals are having some fun with you.
0:46:03 > 0:46:05You don't know what it's like!
0:46:05 > 0:46:11The woman you love is with someone AND YOU CAN'T DO A THING ABOUT IT!
0:46:11 > 0:46:15A smooth talker with his greasy hands all over her!
0:46:15 > 0:46:19Coming up behind her, her laughing!
0:46:20 > 0:46:23Her head thrown back!
0:46:23 > 0:46:28Him, leaning against her, this creepy smile on his face...
0:46:28 > 0:46:29A smile she can't even see!
0:46:31 > 0:46:35He starts moving his hands around her...
0:46:35 > 0:46:39grabbing her, touching her...
0:46:39 > 0:46:43..fondling her, groping...
0:46:43 > 0:46:48SHUT UP! Are you trying to give me A HEART ATTACK?!
0:46:48 > 0:46:51MUSIC: "Surrender" by Elvis Presley
0:46:52 > 0:46:55# When we kiss my heart's on fire
0:46:57 > 0:47:01# Burning with a strange desire
0:47:02 > 0:47:07# And I know each time I kiss you
0:47:08 > 0:47:12# That your heart's on fire too
0:47:12 > 0:47:15# So, my darling, please surrender
0:47:15 > 0:47:17# Surrender
0:47:17 > 0:47:21# All your love so warm and tender
0:47:21 > 0:47:23# Surrender
0:47:23 > 0:47:27# Let me hold you in my arms, dear
0:47:29 > 0:47:33# While the moon shines bright above
0:47:34 > 0:47:39# All the stars will tell the story
0:47:40 > 0:47:44# Of our love and all its glory
0:47:46 > 0:47:49# Let us take this night of magic
0:47:51 > 0:47:55# And make it a night of love
0:47:57 > 0:48:00# Won't you please surrender to me?
0:48:00 > 0:48:03# Surrender
0:48:03 > 0:48:06# Your lips, your arms Your heart, dear
0:48:06 > 0:48:09# Surrender
0:48:09 > 0:48:13# Be mine forever... #
0:48:14 > 0:48:19Operator, I need a listing for T Korman in Kauai!
0:48:19 > 0:48:22Where in Kauai? I have no idea!
0:48:22 > 0:48:24There's sections of Kauai?!
0:48:24 > 0:48:31Well, not off the top of my head! What about where Jack Lord lives?!
0:48:31 > 0:48:35Yeah, OK, I see, thank you(!)
0:48:41 > 0:48:44It's not because you look like Donna.
0:48:44 > 0:48:47It has to be.
0:48:45 > 0:48:47No, it was, I mean, it was.
0:48:49 > 0:48:51But it's not any more.
0:48:51 > 0:48:56I mean, for one thing, you're smarter than she was.
0:48:56 > 0:49:00God forgive me. I've gotta say something else, too.
0:49:00 > 0:49:06You're pissing your life away on a guy who won't marry you!
0:49:04 > 0:49:06We were gonna get married!
0:49:06 > 0:49:10I'd have gone right from the airport to the chapel...
0:49:10 > 0:49:14You have to understand Jack.
0:49:11 > 0:49:14He decided to play poker...
0:49:14 > 0:49:16He had a strange mother.
0:49:16 > 0:49:19He's a f...
0:49:19 > 0:49:22He's a great...guy, I'm sure.
0:49:22 > 0:49:28I'm just saying think about it before you marry him, that's all.
0:49:28 > 0:49:30Hey, Dad!
0:49:29 > 0:49:30Hey, the kids!
0:49:30 > 0:49:36Dad, how far's Mount Kilauea?
0:49:33 > 0:49:36It's on the other island, Hawaii!
0:49:36 > 0:49:38We heard it's erupting!
0:49:38 > 0:49:41Oh, we gotta go!
0:49:41 > 0:49:44Listen...
0:49:44 > 0:49:47Did I upset you? Cos if I did...
0:49:47 > 0:49:49No, no, you touched a nerve.
0:49:49 > 0:49:52It's just, Jack is very complicated.
0:49:52 > 0:49:58Yeah, see, I've known guys like him my whole life.
0:49:58 > 0:50:00Decent, good guys, real guys.
0:50:00 > 0:50:03But they cause a lot of heartache.
0:50:05 > 0:50:08I don't think you deserve that.
0:50:08 > 0:50:10You deserve a lot better.
0:50:12 > 0:50:16TV: 'Winds at seven miles per hour...
0:50:16 > 0:50:21'..are very fast.'
0:50:18 > 0:50:21COMICAL, CAUTIOUS MUSIC
0:50:21 > 0:50:25'Take a look, everybody, the only..'
0:50:25 > 0:50:30'Mother Nature put on a show as Mount Kilauea erupted.
0:50:30 > 0:50:32'Here's a report from Connie Wong.'
0:50:34 > 0:50:40'Mount Kilauea erupted last night with spectacular force.
0:50:40 > 0:50:45'It began around midnight and word spread quickly over the islands.
0:50:45 > 0:50:51'People thronged to its base to watch nature's fury unleashed.
0:50:51 > 0:50:55'No-one was in immediate danger...'
0:50:55 > 0:50:57Euch!
0:50:57 > 0:51:02If I take the 7pm, I get to Milwaukee when?
0:51:00 > 0:51:02- 8.35- >
0:51:02 > 0:51:04That's central time?
0:51:04 > 0:51:09Yes, sir.
0:51:05 > 0:51:09Now, would it be cheaper to stop in Nashville?
0:51:09 > 0:51:12Same price.
0:51:10 > 0:51:12I have an Advantage card.
0:51:12 > 0:51:18That won't make any difference. Sir, there's a very long line.
0:51:18 > 0:51:20Tell me again about the Super Saver.
0:51:20 > 0:51:23Is this "Around The World In 80 Days"?
0:51:23 > 0:51:25Lighten up.
0:51:24 > 0:51:25You lighten up.
0:51:25 > 0:51:31You can only fly...
0:51:27 > 0:51:31That's it! Look, I've got a major problem.
0:51:31 > 0:51:36My fiancee was kidnapped and taken to Hawaii. I gotta get there!
0:51:36 > 0:51:42I'm trying to arrange to get to my nephew's wedding on the 21st.
0:51:42 > 0:51:45You're not flying today?!
0:51:45 > 0:51:50No, if you make your arrangements two weeks in advance...
0:51:50 > 0:51:53See this line? We're all flying today!
0:51:53 > 0:51:58Sir, if you don't get back...
0:51:56 > 0:51:58WHAT? I'LL BE PUT IN AIRPORT JAIL?
0:51:58 > 0:52:02JUST GET YOUR GODDAMN TICKET AND MOVE ON!
0:52:02 > 0:52:04APPLAUSE
0:52:12 > 0:52:16The point of the game was getting me here?
0:52:16 > 0:52:20All right, why keep it a secret any longer?
0:52:20 > 0:52:22My heart's on my sleeve.
0:52:24 > 0:52:27From the minute I saw you, I knew.
0:52:27 > 0:52:29So you lied to me.
0:52:29 > 0:52:35How's that?
0:52:30 > 0:52:35I thought this was to settle the game, but it was the reason for it.
0:52:35 > 0:52:37So aren't you flattered?
0:52:37 > 0:52:42You said the game was legitimate.
0:52:40 > 0:52:42The game was legitimate. It was.
0:52:42 > 0:52:47I play cards professionally and no amateur beats me.
0:52:47 > 0:52:50That's what I had to do to get you.
0:52:50 > 0:52:53If I was a medieval knight, I'd've jostled for you.
0:52:53 > 0:52:57It's "jousted".
0:52:55 > 0:52:57Whatever the hell they did.
0:52:57 > 0:53:03Look, if you wanna leave tomorrow, instead of Wednesday...
0:53:03 > 0:53:08I understand. I'll call, make reservations.
0:53:08 > 0:53:14No.
0:53:10 > 0:53:14No. No calls?
0:53:12 > 0:53:14No, I'm having a wonderful time.
0:53:14 > 0:53:19It's just a little overwhelming to be pursued like this.
0:53:19 > 0:53:25Well, no-one ever was as crazy about you as I am.
0:53:26 > 0:53:30It's up there with Romeo and Juliet...
0:53:30 > 0:53:33George and Gracie, all the big ones.
0:53:33 > 0:53:38SHE SIGHS
0:53:36 > 0:53:38I'd take care of you forever.
0:53:38 > 0:53:42I'd throw myself in front of a train for you.
0:53:47 > 0:53:50Just stop me at any time.
0:53:59 > 0:54:03Was it wrong? It didn't feel wrong.
0:54:05 > 0:54:07I don't know.
0:54:07 > 0:54:09I mean, I don't know.
0:54:12 > 0:54:16What you doing?
0:54:14 > 0:54:16She's got a great spitball.
0:54:16 > 0:54:19PHONE RINGS
0:54:17 > 0:54:19She's a natural athlete.
0:54:19 > 0:54:22- <- Telephone, Mr K!
0:54:20 > 0:54:22Did you wanna hold her?
0:54:24 > 0:54:29It's great how she goes to you. I can't believe she goes to you.
0:54:31 > 0:54:34BABY CRIES
0:54:37 > 0:54:41What's the story?
0:54:38 > 0:54:41He's on the morning flight in.
0:54:41 > 0:54:46I'm surprised and I'm not surprised.
0:54:46 > 0:54:51But we gotta keep him away from here for at least a day.
0:54:51 > 0:54:56How about a nice hit-and-run?
0:54:53 > 0:54:56- HE SIGHS:- Look, no violence.
0:54:56 > 0:54:59Unless it's necessary, OK?
0:54:59 > 0:55:04'Just stall him. Get the Chief, get Mahi.'
0:55:04 > 0:55:08I'm getting very close with her.
0:55:08 > 0:55:11And if he shows up, it's over.
0:55:11 > 0:55:15CRUNCHING
0:55:13 > 0:55:15Are you eating again?
0:55:15 > 0:55:18No, I swear, I'm not.
0:55:24 > 0:55:30He checked out Sunday?
0:55:26 > 0:55:30'At 8.07. Any future reservations?'
0:55:30 > 0:55:34No, thank you.
0:55:31 > 0:55:34'Thank you for calling Bally's.'
0:55:36 > 0:55:38BEEPING
0:55:44 > 0:55:47(Come on, come on.)
0:55:47 > 0:55:51ANSWERPHONE: 'This is Jack Singer.
0:55:51 > 0:55:56'Leave your name and number and I'll get back to you.'
0:55:57 > 0:55:59(Shit!)
0:56:16 > 0:56:18Mahi, will you pay attention?
0:56:18 > 0:56:23Jack Singer, 6'1", 180, coming out of that terminal.
0:56:23 > 0:56:27Keep him away from Tommy's. Take him anywhere.
0:56:27 > 0:56:30Sure.
0:56:28 > 0:56:30All right.
0:56:31 > 0:56:36- TANNOY:- 'Flight 2780 from Los Angeles...'
0:56:37 > 0:56:40Hey, brother, you like ride?
0:56:40 > 0:56:43Yeah, but I don't know where yet.
0:56:43 > 0:56:46I take your bag.
0:56:43 > 0:56:46Thanks.
0:56:44 > 0:56:46My name Mahi Mahi.
0:56:46 > 0:56:49Like the fish?
0:56:47 > 0:56:49My father was a fisherman.
0:56:49 > 0:56:52My dad left when I was five...
0:56:52 > 0:56:56So I'm called Jack, as in "Jack, I'm leaving!"
0:56:56 > 0:56:59Hey, where you like go? I take you anywhere.
0:56:59 > 0:57:06Any idea where a guy named Tommy Korman lives?
0:57:03 > 0:57:06Sure, everybody know that!
0:57:06 > 0:57:11You're kidding?
0:57:07 > 0:57:11No, it's a small island.
0:57:09 > 0:57:11This is great!
0:57:11 > 0:57:16I thought I'd have to go through a whole number!
0:57:13 > 0:57:16Cab's over here. Welcome to Hawaii.
0:57:22 > 0:57:25You like it, Jack? Beautiful, huh?
0:57:25 > 0:57:32So romantic. When women come they go crazy. Freaky, freaky all night long.
0:57:32 > 0:57:37That's great. Are we almost there?
0:57:34 > 0:57:37Yeah, about a mile and a half.
0:57:47 > 0:57:50BARKING
0:57:54 > 0:57:58This can't be it. Tommy Korman lives here?
0:57:58 > 0:58:02Korman? I thought you said Orman, Chief Orman.
0:58:02 > 0:58:05I didn't say Chief Orman, I said Tommy Korman! Come on!
0:58:05 > 0:58:10I fly for two days, I haven't slept, I can barely walk!
0:58:11 > 0:58:18DOOR SQUEAKS
0:58:12 > 0:58:18MAN SPEAKS HAWAIIAN
0:58:18 > 0:58:19Yeah.
0:58:19 > 0:58:24That goes double for me. Look, there was a mix-up here.
0:58:22 > 0:58:24SPEAKS HAWAIIAN >
0:58:24 > 0:58:27HAWAIIAN
0:58:27 > 0:58:33REPEATS
0:58:28 > 0:58:33REPEATS
0:58:30 > 0:58:33I haven't time for this horse shit!
0:58:33 > 0:58:38Eh, Jack, the Chief got plenty influence in this place.
0:58:38 > 0:58:42Influence? He lives in a SHACK!
0:58:42 > 0:58:45He's a man of great simplicity.
0:58:46 > 0:58:49Spend ten minutes with him, OK?
0:58:49 > 0:58:55If not, the word gonna get around Kauai so fast, nobody gonna help you.
0:58:59 > 0:59:02Parakeet brandy.
0:59:02 > 0:59:04Are you serious?
0:59:07 > 0:59:11HE SIGHS AND SPEAKS HAWAIIAN
0:59:11 > 0:59:15REPEATS
0:59:13 > 0:59:15Well, OK...
0:59:15 > 0:59:19You are from mainland?
0:59:17 > 0:59:19That's right.
0:59:19 > 0:59:23Do you find Chief Orman attractive?
0:59:23 > 0:59:26FLIES BUZZ AROUND
0:59:26 > 0:59:31Er... You're a striking-looking figure, if by attractive...
0:59:31 > 0:59:33Hey, Chief.
0:59:33 > 0:59:36He looking for Tommy Korman.
0:59:36 > 0:59:42If you know where he is...
0:59:37 > 0:59:42Have you seen the musical Grand Hotel?
0:59:42 > 0:59:44I don't go to the theatre often.
0:59:44 > 0:59:48Do you know if it'll come to Kauai?
0:59:48 > 0:59:51I'll ask around when I get back!
0:59:51 > 0:59:54Now did you hear me before about Tommy Korman?
0:59:54 > 0:59:59- HE LAUGHS:- Chief Orman favourite is South Pacific.
1:00:01 > 1:00:05Everybody loves that one, Chief.
1:00:05 > 1:00:11Everybody.
1:00:06 > 1:00:11# Happy talk Keep talking happy talk
1:00:11 > 1:00:16# Talk about things you like to do... #
1:00:22 > 1:00:26Mr Korman, welcome back to the Kauai Club.
1:00:26 > 1:00:31How are you?
1:00:28 > 1:00:31Real good.
1:00:29 > 1:00:31This is Betsy, Mike.
1:00:31 > 1:00:37Hi.
1:00:31 > 1:00:37Pleasure to meet you. Bye-bye. (Resembles the first Mrs Korman.)
1:00:38 > 1:00:41# Bali hai
1:00:42 > 1:00:48# Will call you on the wind... #
1:00:48 > 1:00:51HE WHISTLES
1:00:51 > 1:00:56# Of the sea in your heart... #
1:00:56 > 1:00:58Where's the bathroom?
1:00:58 > 1:01:02There.
1:00:59 > 1:01:02I'm gonna get OUT OF HERE!
1:01:02 > 1:01:04OK.
1:01:06 > 1:01:08He used to do only one number.
1:01:08 > 1:01:13Get me to a phone.
1:01:10 > 1:01:13Now?
1:01:11 > 1:01:13You have a problem with that?
1:01:13 > 1:01:18No, just on this side, so many beautiful things to see.
1:01:18 > 1:01:21Really?
1:01:18 > 1:01:21Yeah, the five reflecting pools...
1:01:21 > 1:01:25The five pools are here?! Jesus!
1:01:25 > 1:01:29Come, we go.
1:01:25 > 1:01:29The five p... Oh! Oh, shit!
1:01:29 > 1:01:34What?
1:01:30 > 1:01:34My keys must've fallen out in the bathroom.
1:01:34 > 1:01:39No worry, I get 'em.
1:01:35 > 1:01:39You're the best! Everybody here's so friendly!
1:01:42 > 1:01:45BARKING
1:01:45 > 1:01:47ENGINE STARTS
1:01:55 > 1:01:57Don't say anything.
1:01:57 > 1:01:59This wasn't Donna's?
1:01:59 > 1:02:02What? God, no!
1:02:04 > 1:02:06This is Betsy's.
1:02:07 > 1:02:10It's so beautiful.
1:02:10 > 1:02:15Really, I've never gotten anything remotely like this.
1:02:15 > 1:02:17I just... I can't accept it.
1:02:17 > 1:02:20Donna... I wanna marry you.
1:02:20 > 1:02:23I mean, tomorrow.
1:02:23 > 1:02:25I can't just marry you.
1:02:25 > 1:02:27Why not? Cos we just met?
1:02:27 > 1:02:29Well, yes.
1:02:29 > 1:02:32Look... Just listen to me.
1:02:32 > 1:02:36You know, life is so very short.
1:02:36 > 1:02:41We all think too much, we don't act on our impulses.
1:02:42 > 1:02:45Korman's address is near Kap-a-a?
1:02:45 > 1:02:49Is it Kap-a-a or Kap-a-a-a?
1:02:49 > 1:02:52Is it AAA or AA?
1:02:52 > 1:02:55Two As. OK, thank you. I'm in Waimea.
1:02:55 > 1:03:01I have to get back to my real life. This is too much to handle.
1:03:03 > 1:03:06Betsy, I love you.
1:03:05 > 1:03:06Tommy...
1:03:06 > 1:03:09I want you in my life. I wanna be married.
1:03:10 > 1:03:16I can't marry you like this.
1:03:12 > 1:03:16Like what?
1:03:13 > 1:03:16Just jumping into it!
1:03:16 > 1:03:21There's Jack, too, I can't just turn around and marry someone else.
1:03:21 > 1:03:25There's stuff to work out, there's feelings there.
1:03:27 > 1:03:29What?
1:03:31 > 1:03:33He put you up in a card game.
1:03:33 > 1:03:36Not really, you made an arrangement.
1:03:36 > 1:03:39I wanted cash, he put you up.
1:03:39 > 1:03:42What are you talking about?
1:03:43 > 1:03:50Mr Korman and Miss Nolan are where?
1:03:46 > 1:03:50The Kauai Club. 20 miles down the road.
1:03:50 > 1:03:54Are you a friend of Dad's or Betsy's?
1:03:52 > 1:03:54Both, actually.
1:03:54 > 1:04:00They're great together. It's great to see Chris's dad in love.
1:03:57 > 1:04:00That's wonderful to hear(!)
1:04:00 > 1:04:02Bye.
1:04:02 > 1:04:06I thought the game was your idea - you saw me...
1:04:06 > 1:04:09Yes, honey, listen.
1:04:09 > 1:04:11I told you that to protect you.
1:04:12 > 1:04:15Because I love you so very much.
1:04:16 > 1:04:21Honey, and the truth was so horrible.
1:04:21 > 1:04:23It embarrassed me.
1:04:23 > 1:04:30He put you up like a ring, a watch. That's how cold it was.
1:04:30 > 1:04:37Maybe he was frantic.
1:04:31 > 1:04:37People get scared, they go crazy. He was terrified of marrying you.
1:04:37 > 1:04:41That's unfair. He didn't have 65,000.
1:04:41 > 1:04:43What... 65...?
1:04:43 > 1:04:45That's what he owed you.
1:04:47 > 1:04:49He owed me 3,000.
1:04:52 > 1:04:54What?
1:04:55 > 1:04:57Honey, look!
1:04:57 > 1:05:00The man's a headcase!
1:05:00 > 1:05:03We all make mistakes, life goes on.
1:05:03 > 1:05:05He did this for 3,000?!
1:05:05 > 1:05:09Honey... Please don't torture yourself like this.
1:05:09 > 1:05:15Let's just fly to Vegas, get married and go on with our lives.
1:05:15 > 1:05:17I need to be alone for a while.
1:05:30 > 1:05:32Keep it close by.
1:05:35 > 1:05:39GUSTS OF WIND
1:05:42 > 1:05:45BETSY!
1:05:47 > 1:05:48BETSY!
1:05:50 > 1:05:52BETSY!
1:05:58 > 1:06:01Get off me!
1:06:01 > 1:06:05Why are you here? We had a deal!
1:06:02 > 1:06:05We never said Hawaii. Get off!
1:06:05 > 1:06:08We never didn't say Hawaii!
1:06:08 > 1:06:13You stay away from her, or give me the 65,000!
1:06:13 > 1:06:14I've got it. I brought it with me.
1:06:14 > 1:06:16No, that's bullshit!
1:06:16 > 1:06:23You never wanted the money, you wanted HER!
1:06:20 > 1:06:23Get off me!
1:06:23 > 1:06:25Help! Get off me!
1:06:25 > 1:06:27BETSY!
1:06:27 > 1:06:30BETSY!
1:06:30 > 1:06:32BETSY!
1:06:32 > 1:06:35WIND ROARS
1:06:33 > 1:06:35< BETSY!
1:06:43 > 1:06:46Come on, you're making a big mistake!
1:06:46 > 1:06:49My girl's out there! My wife!
1:06:59 > 1:07:01You OK?
1:07:01 > 1:07:03That was the weirdest thing.
1:07:03 > 1:07:05What?
1:07:03 > 1:07:05It was like Wuthering Heights.
1:07:05 > 1:07:09I heard Jack calling to me in the wind.
1:07:09 > 1:07:13Yeah, I used to think that, erm...
1:07:13 > 1:07:16I heard Donna calling, almost shouting.
1:07:16 > 1:07:18It's very spooky.
1:07:18 > 1:07:22It's the rocks or something, the echoes.
1:07:22 > 1:07:25It's so strange.
1:07:23 > 1:07:25Yeah.
1:07:28 > 1:07:30So what do you think?
1:07:31 > 1:07:34I'm gonna want children very soon.
1:07:38 > 1:07:42- HE SIGHS:- You just tell me when, sweetheart.
1:07:42 > 1:07:46Having children with you would be...heaven.
1:07:46 > 1:07:50Then let's do it. I want to.
1:07:50 > 1:07:53Is this a reaction to what I said?
1:07:53 > 1:07:58No, I wanna get on with my life, Tommy. I wanna get married.
1:07:58 > 1:08:01To me?
1:08:01 > 1:08:02Yes.
1:08:05 > 1:08:07HE SIGHS
1:08:09 > 1:08:10I'm shaking like a leaf here.
1:08:15 > 1:08:19MUSIC: "Jailhouse Rock" by Elvis Presley
1:08:21 > 1:08:24# Warden threw a party in the county jail
1:08:24 > 1:08:26# The prison band was there and they began to wail
1:08:26 > 1:08:29# The band was jumping and the joint began to swing
1:08:29 > 1:08:32# You should'a heard those knocked-out jailbirds sing... #
1:08:32 > 1:08:36AH! I have to make a phone call NOW!
1:08:36 > 1:08:42You're kidding! You're in a Hawaiian clink? Bedo, believe that?
1:08:42 > 1:08:45Uh-uh.
1:08:43 > 1:08:45Bedo can't believe it. >
1:08:45 > 1:08:48The bail is five grand.
1:08:48 > 1:08:50Let me work on it. But listen.
1:08:50 > 1:08:55Ask approval to leave the state, or you'll be stuck there.
1:08:55 > 1:08:59OK, but as fast as you can, please!
1:08:59 > 1:09:06Seeing her staring at the ocean - she's doing some serious thinking.
1:09:06 > 1:09:08Well, ready?
1:09:08 > 1:09:10This is such a great spot.
1:09:10 > 1:09:13Well, we'll be back real soon.
1:09:20 > 1:09:25Thanks.
1:09:21 > 1:09:25Can I say, anybody who'd put you up for 3,000...
1:09:25 > 1:09:30Niko, what's the matter with you?
1:09:27 > 1:09:30Sorry.
1:09:28 > 1:09:30That's all right, really.
1:09:30 > 1:09:32Jesus.
1:09:35 > 1:09:37(Perfect.)
1:09:37 > 1:09:41# Number 47 said to number three
1:09:41 > 1:09:43# You're the cutest jailbird I ever did see
1:09:43 > 1:09:46# I sure would be delighted with your company
1:09:46 > 1:09:49# Come on and do the jailhouse rock with me
1:09:49 > 1:09:51# Let's rock
1:09:51 > 1:09:53# Everybody, let's rock... #
1:09:53 > 1:09:56Still want me to pay the cab fare?
1:09:56 > 1:09:59Nah, I dropped the charges.
1:09:59 > 1:10:01I feel sorry for you.
1:10:01 > 1:10:05I don't want pity, just take me to Korman's house. Korman.
1:10:05 > 1:10:07Not do you any good.
1:10:07 > 1:10:11Him, your girlfriend went back Vegas, get married.
1:10:11 > 1:10:13Married?
1:10:20 > 1:10:22Hey, Jack!
1:10:22 > 1:10:25Jack! Jack! Good luck, fella.
1:10:25 > 1:10:28Thanks.
1:10:26 > 1:10:28Always remember...
1:10:28 > 1:10:33HE SPEAKS HAWAIIAN
1:10:33 > 1:10:37It means, always have good words come out of your mouth.
1:10:37 > 1:10:42It doesn't help at all, but I appreciate the thought.
1:10:43 > 1:10:48- TANNOY:- 'Passengers arriving may arrange a tour of the island.'
1:10:48 > 1:10:50Hello.
1:10:49 > 1:10:50When's the next flight out of here?
1:10:50 > 1:10:56Er... The next flight goes non-stop to Auckland, New Zealand.
1:10:56 > 1:11:00New Zealand?! No, I gotta get to the States.
1:10:59 > 1:11:00We are a state.
1:11:00 > 1:11:03Mainland, OK? I gotta get to Vegas.
1:11:03 > 1:11:11Well, the LA flight left Honolulu 20 minutes ago.
1:11:07 > 1:11:11Shit! When's the next flight out?
1:11:11 > 1:11:13Tonight, at 8.30.
1:11:13 > 1:11:18HE SIGHS: I'll be sucking on exhaust pipe by then!
1:11:18 > 1:11:22Just get me where I can get a flight to Las Vegas.
1:11:22 > 1:11:26TRISHA YEARWOOD:
1:11:22 > 1:11:26# You fool me with your kisses
1:11:26 > 1:11:29# You cheated and you schemed
1:11:29 > 1:11:32# Heaven knows how you lied to me
1:11:32 > 1:11:35# You're not the way you seem... #
1:11:36 > 1:11:42You know, you shouldn't live where Donna lived. That's not fair.
1:11:42 > 1:11:44So I was thinking...
1:11:44 > 1:11:48We buy a place in Connecticut.
1:11:48 > 1:11:51I can't think about that yet.
1:11:51 > 1:11:56Well, that's OK. I'll think about it, you relax.
1:11:56 > 1:11:58OK, sweetheart?
1:12:03 > 1:12:09Congratulations to you. Penthouse A is ready.
1:12:06 > 1:12:09Great, Bud, I appreciate it.
1:12:11 > 1:12:14Mr Korman's getting married.
1:12:17 > 1:12:23Hey, don't take too long with the make-up. I like you au naturel.
1:12:23 > 1:12:25Don't worry.
1:12:25 > 1:12:27You don't need any.
1:12:37 > 1:12:41He left Kauai, but he couldn't get an LA flight.
1:12:41 > 1:12:44So where is he?
1:12:42 > 1:12:44San Jose.
1:12:44 > 1:12:46San Jose...
1:12:46 > 1:12:50Well, who do we know at the airport at San Jose?
1:12:50 > 1:12:54Frankie Cargo.
1:12:51 > 1:12:54Give him a call. Go on!
1:12:59 > 1:13:05This flight is history?!
1:13:01 > 1:13:05Yes, there's hail the size of golf balls in El Paso.
1:13:05 > 1:13:07How do I get to Vegas?
1:13:07 > 1:13:13Let's see. There's a 9pm flight to LA that arrives at 10.15,
1:13:13 > 1:13:17and you can take a 12.35 flight to Vegas.
1:13:17 > 1:13:21That's it?
1:13:18 > 1:13:21Until tomorrow.
1:13:18 > 1:13:21Oh, man!
1:13:21 > 1:13:28- TANNOY:- 'All Asian Elvises, a bus to the Grand Canyon is in 8 minutes.'
1:13:28 > 1:13:31'..when the beeper goes. Thanks.'
1:13:31 > 1:13:33BEEP
1:13:33 > 1:13:36Jack, it's me. I'm in Vegas with Tommy.
1:13:36 > 1:13:40I tried you in Hawaii, but you were never there...
1:13:40 > 1:13:46I don't know why you lied about the game, but I suppose I can guess.
1:13:46 > 1:13:51The worst thing is, I don't know where you are...
1:13:49 > 1:13:51BEEP!
1:13:53 > 1:13:58- TANNOY:- 'We have seating available at Bally's...'
1:13:59 > 1:14:01I'll go open the champagne.
1:14:01 > 1:14:03Will you always keep me waiting?
1:14:03 > 1:14:07That's a joke! You can keep me waiting any time.
1:14:09 > 1:14:12VEGAS! ANYBODY GOING TO VEGAS?
1:14:12 > 1:14:16LAS VEGAS, ANYBODY! ANYBODY, VEGAS!
1:14:16 > 1:14:19HEY! Going to Vegas, by any chance?
1:14:19 > 1:14:21Sure are! Need a lift?
1:14:21 > 1:14:24Desperately.
1:14:23 > 1:14:24Done this before, Son?
1:14:24 > 1:14:29Sure, I love these little planes!
1:14:27 > 1:14:29Well, hop aboard!
1:14:29 > 1:14:31We got a new one, boys!
1:14:31 > 1:14:34Come on, let's go!
1:14:36 > 1:14:38Could we talk?
1:14:38 > 1:14:41Sure, we can talk.
1:14:39 > 1:14:41No, back inside.
1:14:41 > 1:14:44Please.
1:14:44 > 1:14:45Er...
1:15:02 > 1:15:05Hey.
1:15:03 > 1:15:05You ready? You ready?
1:15:05 > 1:15:09EXCITED SHOUTING
1:15:07 > 1:15:09What's your cape size?
1:15:09 > 1:15:14What's my cape size? Er, 40, regular? What's with the parachutes?
1:15:14 > 1:15:19LAUGHTER
1:15:16 > 1:15:19You'll know when you strap one on!
1:15:19 > 1:15:25It's a short flight, it seems you're overcautious. Just a hunch...
1:15:25 > 1:15:27Son, we're skydiving!
1:15:27 > 1:15:29You're skydiving?!
1:15:29 > 1:15:35We're The Flying Elvises, Utah. Roy Bacon at your service!
1:15:35 > 1:15:38If you could just drop me...
1:15:38 > 1:15:39Yeah, we'll sure drop you!
1:15:39 > 1:15:41LAUGHTER
1:15:44 > 1:15:46This is a panic attack.
1:15:46 > 1:15:49Why must it be so soon?
1:15:49 > 1:15:53Honey, I thought I told you... There comes a time...
1:15:53 > 1:15:55I'm not ready.
1:15:55 > 1:16:00You just think you're not ready.
1:15:57 > 1:16:00No, I'm not ready.
1:16:00 > 1:16:06I say we wait a few weeks, we get to know each other better...
1:16:09 > 1:16:15OK, I'll give you half a million dollars, you marry me today, cash?
1:16:15 > 1:16:21If things don't work, we split up, you keep the money.
1:16:21 > 1:16:24You're joking.
1:16:22 > 1:16:24Come on, honey, I never joke.
1:16:24 > 1:16:26Screw you!
1:16:29 > 1:16:33Please, don't ever turn your back on me, ever.
1:16:33 > 1:16:36Weekend is over.
1:16:36 > 1:16:38Don't grab me like that!
1:16:39 > 1:16:42You are being rude to me!
1:16:43 > 1:16:47In the lobby of the Bally Hotel, you are being rude.
1:16:48 > 1:16:50Get out of my sight!
1:16:50 > 1:16:53Hey!
1:16:53 > 1:16:55A million. Now be a realist.
1:16:55 > 1:16:58This is no-lose deal for you.
1:16:58 > 1:17:00I get a million dollars?
1:17:00 > 1:17:02Yeah, that's correct.
1:17:02 > 1:17:07You're unbelievable!
1:17:04 > 1:17:07It'd be irresponsible to turn this down.
1:17:07 > 1:17:13Tommy...
1:17:08 > 1:17:13Hey... Your answer is yes.
1:17:15 > 1:17:18I have to go to the bathroom.
1:17:20 > 1:17:21OK. Come on, I'll go with you.
1:17:21 > 1:17:25I need to be alone for a couple of minutes.
1:17:27 > 1:17:31OK, you got five minutes... then we get married.
1:17:31 > 1:17:34Listen...
1:17:35 > 1:17:39You said, "Yes, I will marry you."
1:17:40 > 1:17:42That's a promise.
1:17:43 > 1:17:50When people make promises to Tommy Korman, they keep 'em. Understand?
1:17:50 > 1:17:53Yes, I do.
1:17:51 > 1:17:53Hm?
1:17:51 > 1:17:53Yes.
1:17:57 > 1:17:59You got five minutes.
1:18:10 > 1:18:14She's coming up? I thought you left already.
1:18:14 > 1:18:17Just stay close to her, all right?
1:18:20 > 1:18:22Where is he?
1:18:25 > 1:18:28MUSIC: "Burning Love" by Travis Tritt
1:18:30 > 1:18:34# Lord of mine I feel my temperature rising
1:18:36 > 1:18:41# Higher and higher It's burning through to my soul... #
1:18:43 > 1:18:46That music gets the adrenaline going!
1:18:46 > 1:18:49We jump at what altitude?
1:18:47 > 1:18:493,000 feet.
1:18:49 > 1:18:52And these chutes are foolproof?
1:18:52 > 1:18:56Well, as the King said, nothing's foolproof,
1:18:56 > 1:19:00except Coup de Villes and hookers!
1:19:02 > 1:19:03So I pull this?
1:19:03 > 1:19:07No, pull the yellow one first - that's your main chute...
1:19:07 > 1:19:12If that don't open, pull the red one - your auxiliary chute.
1:19:12 > 1:19:15Yellow then red?
1:19:15 > 1:19:21You got it!
1:19:16 > 1:19:21OK, now if by chance I get flustered when I'm hurtling through space
1:19:21 > 1:19:28and I pull the red one first?
1:19:23 > 1:19:28You'll wind up like a chilliburger. They'll shovel you into a coffin.
1:19:28 > 1:19:31LAUGHTER
1:19:31 > 1:19:33You can do it, son!
1:19:33 > 1:19:37OK, fellas! It's just about show time!
1:19:37 > 1:19:39Yellow then red!
1:20:03 > 1:20:05She never came up.
1:20:07 > 1:20:13Go find her.
1:20:09 > 1:20:13Where?
1:20:11 > 1:20:13I don't know. Try outside.
1:20:13 > 1:20:17- TANNOY: - 'The Flying Elvises jump soon!'
1:20:21 > 1:20:23Elvises, ride!
1:20:23 > 1:20:25ALL: Ride!
1:20:27 > 1:20:32Yellow then red, yellow then red, yellow then red...
1:20:37 > 1:20:40ALARM BELLS RING
1:20:41 > 1:20:44BANGING ON DOOR
1:20:44 > 1:20:49TANNOY: 'The Flying Elvises are approaching Bally's!
1:20:49 > 1:20:51'All eyes to the sky!'
1:20:51 > 1:20:54RICKY VAN SHELTON:
1:20:53 > 1:20:54# Won't you wear my ring
1:20:54 > 1:20:56# Around your neck?
1:20:56 > 1:20:58# And tell the world
1:20:58 > 1:21:00# I'm yours by heck
1:21:00 > 1:21:03# Let them see
1:21:03 > 1:21:05# Your love for me
1:21:05 > 1:21:09# And let them see my ring around your neck
1:21:09 > 1:21:12# Wear my ring around your neck... #
1:21:14 > 1:21:18- TANNOY:- 'Phone call for Mr Mathis. Mr E Mathis.'
1:21:22 > 1:21:24She's somewhere in the basement.
1:21:24 > 1:21:30So why are you in the lobby?
1:21:26 > 1:21:30I'm keeping you informed!
1:21:28 > 1:21:30Go get her!
1:21:31 > 1:21:34Moron.
1:21:35 > 1:21:42- TANNOY:- 'The Flying Elvises will jump in one minute. One minute.'
1:21:51 > 1:21:55Elvises, light your fires!
1:21:56 > 1:21:59Betsy! Betsy!
1:21:59 > 1:22:01EXCITED SHOUTING
1:22:05 > 1:22:09Elvises, heat 'em up and move 'em out!
1:22:09 > 1:22:14MUSIC: "That's All Right" by Elvis Presley
1:22:22 > 1:22:25- TANNOY:- 'Here they come!'
1:22:25 > 1:22:27'Scuse me!
1:22:27 > 1:22:32- TANNOY:- 'Never have so many Elvises been airborne!'
1:22:33 > 1:22:36# That's all right now, mama... #
1:22:36 > 1:22:42'Let's give them a Las Vegas welcome and pray they get down safely.'
1:22:45 > 1:22:48Pull the red one then the yellow!
1:22:48 > 1:22:51No! He said yellow then red!
1:22:51 > 1:22:56He was just kidding!
1:22:52 > 1:22:56Come on, Lyle!
1:22:56 > 1:22:57WAIT A MINUTE!
1:22:57 > 1:23:01I was just kidding!
1:22:59 > 1:23:01YOU WERE OR ROY WAS?
1:23:03 > 1:23:08- TANNOY:- 'Our Elvises of the sky are wearing special jump suits
1:23:08 > 1:23:11'made to the King's specifications.
1:23:11 > 1:23:16'Each suit is worth over 10,000.
1:23:18 > 1:23:20'Here they come!
1:23:20 > 1:23:26'They're headed home to Bally's!'
1:23:28 > 1:23:31# That's all right now, mama
1:23:31 > 1:23:33# Any way you do... #
1:23:33 > 1:23:35YELLOW THEN RED?
1:23:36 > 1:23:38AAHHHH!
1:23:39 > 1:23:41Betsy! Betsy! Betsy!
1:23:49 > 1:23:52YEE-HA!
1:23:53 > 1:23:57- TANNOY:- 'Roy Bacon opens his chute! Only one to go!'
1:23:59 > 1:24:02YELLOW! RED! POW!
1:24:02 > 1:24:04'The last chute is open!'
1:24:04 > 1:24:07CHEERING
1:24:07 > 1:24:10That's good! That's great!
1:24:10 > 1:24:12I'm not gonna die!
1:24:14 > 1:24:15Don't look down!
1:24:17 > 1:24:21'Here comes our first Elvis!
1:24:21 > 1:24:23'Tommy Joe Smethers from Utah!
1:24:25 > 1:24:30'Our second Elvis, Walter Fietlinger!'
1:24:30 > 1:24:35God, don't let me land on anything sharp!
1:24:35 > 1:24:38Left toggle - left! Right toggle - right!
1:24:38 > 1:24:41'The wind is picking up!'
1:24:41 > 1:24:45Whoa!
1:24:42 > 1:24:45'The Elvises from the sky!'
1:24:45 > 1:24:48Steady, boy! Here we go!
1:24:48 > 1:24:50That's good! OK!
1:24:50 > 1:24:53'Here they come! Billy Braker!
1:24:53 > 1:24:57'From Salt Lake City, Lyle Davis!
1:24:57 > 1:25:03'And our new Elvis, from New York, making his first jump, Jack Singer!
1:25:03 > 1:25:10'Give a Las Vegas welcome for a heroic young man -
1:25:10 > 1:25:11'Jack Singer!
1:25:15 > 1:25:16'Welcome to earth!'
1:25:16 > 1:25:20AAHHH!
1:25:18 > 1:25:20'Brave Elvises!'
1:25:20 > 1:25:22Please!
1:25:22 > 1:25:24CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
1:25:26 > 1:25:28JACK!
1:25:28 > 1:25:29BETSY!
1:25:36 > 1:25:39BETSY!
1:25:40 > 1:25:43DID YOU MARRY HIM?
1:25:43 > 1:25:47ELVIS PRESLEY:
1:25:44 > 1:25:47# Wise men say
1:25:48 > 1:25:52# Only fools rush in... #
1:25:53 > 1:25:57Jack! You jumped out of a plane!
1:25:57 > 1:26:01You were gonna marry him! Did you get a job here?
1:26:01 > 1:26:04I didn't know how to reach you!
1:26:04 > 1:26:09I was going everywhere - Hawaii, jail...
1:26:09 > 1:26:14I saw you on the beach, I screamed your name!
1:26:11 > 1:26:14He said that was the wind!
1:26:18 > 1:26:21I can't find her!
1:26:23 > 1:26:28It's over. Son of a bitch jumped out of a plane!
1:26:26 > 1:26:28What?!
1:26:28 > 1:26:31He said you only lost 3,000!
1:26:31 > 1:26:34What?!
1:26:31 > 1:26:34I believed him and then I realised!
1:26:34 > 1:26:39I thought am I nuts? I can't marry him!
1:26:39 > 1:26:40ALL CHANT: ELVIS! ELVIS!
1:26:42 > 1:26:46You jumped out of a plane for me! You could've died!
1:26:46 > 1:26:49I didn't wanna live without you!
1:26:51 > 1:26:52Take a hike!
1:26:52 > 1:26:58Now?
1:26:54 > 1:26:58No, next Thursday(!) Set up a game!
1:26:58 > 1:27:00I'll just grab a bite.
1:27:01 > 1:27:03All right, I'm going.
1:27:04 > 1:27:07I dreamt about my mother again.
1:27:07 > 1:27:14Was she vacuuming naked?
1:27:08 > 1:27:14No. She opened her eyes and I said I'm gonna marry that girl.
1:27:14 > 1:27:19And she smiled.
1:27:15 > 1:27:19Really?
1:27:16 > 1:27:19Yeah. Course, she was naked.
1:27:19 > 1:27:22MUSIC: "It's Now Or Never" by Elvis Presley
1:27:22 > 1:27:28Jack and Betsy, you have declared your desire to unite yourselves in marriage. Is this correct?
1:27:28 > 1:27:30BOTH: Yes.
1:27:30 > 1:27:33# It's now or never
1:27:34 > 1:27:38# Come hold me tight
1:27:38 > 1:27:41# Kiss me, my darling
1:27:41 > 1:27:44# Be mine tonight
1:27:46 > 1:27:52# Tomorrow will be too late... #
1:27:48 > 1:27:52CHEERS
1:27:52 > 1:27:56# It's now or never
1:27:56 > 1:27:59# My love won't wait #
1:28:00 > 1:28:03MUSIC: "All Shook Up" by Billy Joel
1:28:07 > 1:28:10# Well, bless my soul what's wrong with me?
1:28:10 > 1:28:13# I'm itching like a man on a fuzzy tree
1:28:13 > 1:28:16# My friends say I'm acting queer as a bug
1:28:16 > 1:28:18# I'm in love
1:28:18 > 1:28:21# I'm all shook up Uh-huh-huh
1:28:21 > 1:28:24# Uh-huh, hey, yeah
1:28:25 > 1:28:29# Well, my tongue gets tired when I try to speak
1:28:29 > 1:28:32# My insides shake like a leaf on a tree
1:28:32 > 1:28:34# There's only one cure for this soul of mine
1:28:34 > 1:28:38# It's to have that girl that I love so fine
1:28:38 > 1:28:41# She touch my hand what a chill I got
1:28:41 > 1:28:44# Her kisses are like a volcano that's hot
1:28:44 > 1:28:47# I'm proud to say she's my buttercup
1:28:47 > 1:28:49# I'm in love
1:28:49 > 1:28:52# I'm all shook up Uh-huh-huh
1:28:52 > 1:28:56# Uh-huh, yeah, yeah, yeah
1:28:56 > 1:29:01# Uh-huh-huh, uh-huh Hey, yeah, yeah... #