McLintock!

0:00:19 > 0:00:23# Love in the country

0:00:23 > 0:00:27# Where skies are blue

0:00:28 > 0:00:31# All you'll be dreaming of

0:00:31 > 0:00:33# Are the birds and the bees and the flowers and the trees

0:00:33 > 0:00:36# Till you're up to your knees in love

0:00:36 > 0:00:38# There's a treehouse in the meadow

0:00:38 > 0:00:40# Below the mountain peak

0:00:40 > 0:00:42# The perfect place for lovers

0:00:42 > 0:00:44# When they play hide and seek

0:00:44 > 0:00:46# There's a covered bridge at Cripple Creek

0:00:46 > 0:00:48# Where the horses always stop

0:00:48 > 0:00:49# 'Tween the treehouse

0:00:49 > 0:00:51# And the covered bridge

0:00:51 > 0:00:52# That's how Mom won Pop

0:00:52 > 0:00:57# By making love in the country

0:00:57 > 0:01:00# Where skies are blue

0:01:01 > 0:01:04# All you'll be dreaming of

0:01:04 > 0:01:07# Are the birds and the bees and the flowers and the trees

0:01:07 > 0:01:09# Till you're up to your knees in love

0:01:09 > 0:01:12# There are roses on the trellis

0:01:12 > 0:01:14# And the scent of new-mown hay

0:01:14 > 0:01:15# The clingin' vine is jealous

0:01:15 > 0:01:17# On the fence across the way

0:01:17 > 0:01:19# There's a great big yellow moon above

0:01:19 > 0:01:21# And a breeze to sing a song

0:01:21 > 0:01:24# 'Tween the roses and the yellow moon

0:01:24 > 0:01:27# A fella can't go wrong when he makes

0:01:26 > 0:01:30# Love in the country

0:01:30 > 0:01:34# Where skies are blue

0:01:34 > 0:01:38# All you'll be dreamin' of

0:01:38 > 0:01:40# Are the birds and the bees and the flowers and the trees

0:01:40 > 0:01:45# Till you're up to your knees in love. #

0:01:57 > 0:01:59CHILDREN SHOUT EXCITEDLY

0:02:14 > 0:02:17MAN: Lord to goodness. Not again.

0:02:30 > 0:02:32MAN: Howdy, Drago.

0:02:32 > 0:02:33Morning, Curly.

0:02:33 > 0:02:36Makes seven times this month he come home swaggled.

0:02:36 > 0:02:37Six.

0:02:37 > 0:02:38Seven.

0:02:38 > 0:02:40Six. Once was his birthday. That don't count.

0:02:40 > 0:02:42Give me my buggy whip.

0:02:42 > 0:02:43Didn't have anything for breakfast

0:02:43 > 0:02:45but two raw eggs and a mug of honey.

0:02:45 > 0:02:46No!

0:02:46 > 0:02:47MAN: Curly!

0:02:47 > 0:02:49CURLY: Yes, boss?

0:02:50 > 0:02:54Don't say it's a fine morning, or I'll shoot you.

0:02:57 > 0:02:59Get out of here, Bunyan.

0:02:59 > 0:03:00Good morning.

0:03:00 > 0:03:02CHILDREN: Good morning.

0:03:02 > 0:03:04Carlos, what are you doing up there?

0:03:04 > 0:03:06I hope I get it this time, Mr McLintock.

0:03:06 > 0:03:09My brothers, they got the big hats already.

0:03:17 > 0:03:19All right. Let 'em have at it.

0:03:21 > 0:03:22GUNSHOT

0:03:32 > 0:03:33Get over.

0:03:33 > 0:03:35Ain't you gonna let me drive?

0:03:35 > 0:03:36You promised me you would sometime.

0:03:36 > 0:03:38No! Heyah!

0:03:39 > 0:03:42Boss, you better watch that turn on the road!

0:03:41 > 0:03:44You're gonna kill both of us one of these days.

0:03:48 > 0:03:50Thank you, Mr Boss!

0:04:00 > 0:04:02CATTLE LOW

0:04:06 > 0:04:08You got cattle in the bank, boss.

0:04:14 > 0:04:16Heyah!

0:04:16 > 0:04:18Giddyap. Ya!

0:04:34 > 0:04:36Keep 'em going.

0:04:36 > 0:04:4015 cents a pound all the way to Kansas City.

0:04:41 > 0:04:43Ya! Ya!

0:05:24 > 0:05:27Now, boss, there's one old pensioner

0:05:26 > 0:05:28I wished you'd pass up.

0:05:33 > 0:05:35Bunny? Yeah.

0:05:35 > 0:05:36Wish I knew where I'd seen his face before.

0:05:36 > 0:05:37He ain't an old-timer.

0:05:37 > 0:05:39He's just been around town a couple of years.

0:05:39 > 0:05:43Aw, you have no milk of human kindness.

0:05:44 > 0:05:46Morning, Mr McLintock.

0:05:46 > 0:05:47Morning, Bunny.

0:05:47 > 0:05:49Well, I can see you're in good health.

0:05:49 > 0:05:51Never felt better...

0:05:51 > 0:05:54contrary to what you may hear.

0:05:54 > 0:05:56My kidneys ain't what they used to be,

0:05:56 > 0:05:58and my liver's been leaving me bilious.

0:05:58 > 0:06:00Drago.

0:06:00 > 0:06:01Eh!

0:06:06 > 0:06:07Hello, Ben.

0:06:07 > 0:06:09Hey, McLintock.

0:06:11 > 0:06:13Drago, throw that in the buggy.

0:06:13 > 0:06:15Yes, sir.

0:06:15 > 0:06:18BEN: That's a scrubby bunch of sooners, huh?

0:06:18 > 0:06:20MCLINTOCK: They are at that.

0:06:21 > 0:06:23That ought to make Douglas happy,

0:06:23 > 0:06:25lining his pockets with land fees.

0:06:25 > 0:06:27What are we gonna do?

0:06:27 > 0:06:30I don't know what YOU'RE gonna do, Ben.

0:06:30 > 0:06:31Me...I do nothing.

0:06:31 > 0:06:33200 families.

0:06:33 > 0:06:36Quarter of beef a week per family.

0:06:36 > 0:06:39If they last two years, that can be a sizable number.

0:06:39 > 0:06:43I got 20 head to one of any other brand on the Mesa Verde.

0:06:43 > 0:06:45I'm not hollering.

0:06:44 > 0:06:47Some of us haven't got all the money in the world.

0:06:47 > 0:06:52Some of us ain't old and tired and feel like being put upon.

0:06:52 > 0:06:55You interest me, young Ben. Go on.

0:06:55 > 0:06:59The first time I find one of our hides wearing our brand

0:06:59 > 0:07:01hung on one of them settler's fences,

0:07:01 > 0:07:03I aim to kill me a plough boy.

0:07:03 > 0:07:06You do what you want, McLintock.

0:07:06 > 0:07:08We'll do what we want.

0:07:08 > 0:07:13Fellas my age generally call me GW or McLintock.

0:07:13 > 0:07:16Youngsters call me Mr McLintock.

0:07:17 > 0:07:20All right, Mr McLintock,

0:07:20 > 0:07:22not because I'm afraid of you.

0:07:22 > 0:07:24You're the big yeast out of this country,

0:07:24 > 0:07:27and I reckon a fella my age should call you mister.

0:07:27 > 0:07:30He's full grown now, GW.

0:07:30 > 0:07:32He's a half-owner of the spread.

0:07:32 > 0:07:34I made him a full partner

0:07:34 > 0:07:36the day the doc gave me the long face.

0:07:36 > 0:07:39Well, you want him to vote the first time

0:07:39 > 0:07:41this territory becomes a state, don't you?

0:07:41 > 0:07:43Of course, I do.

0:07:43 > 0:07:44These settlers get burned out,

0:07:44 > 0:07:46there'll be a lot of hollering

0:07:46 > 0:07:48that this country's too wild to be a state,

0:07:48 > 0:07:51and we'll go on being a territory some more,

0:07:51 > 0:07:54with a lot of political appointees running it

0:07:54 > 0:07:57according to what they learned in some college

0:07:57 > 0:07:59where they think that cows are something you milk,

0:07:59 > 0:08:02Indians are something in front of a cigar store.

0:08:04 > 0:08:06I'm looking to you to hold young Ben down.

0:08:06 > 0:08:08I'll do what I can.

0:08:10 > 0:08:12Come on over to the house once in a while.

0:08:12 > 0:08:14We'll rack up a few hands of stud.

0:08:14 > 0:08:17GW, that'll be just fine.

0:08:26 > 0:08:29It's a nice morning, ain't it, boss?

0:08:29 > 0:08:31Everybody's entitled to their own opinion.

0:08:31 > 0:08:33Like that again, eh?

0:08:33 > 0:08:34Here's something that'll cheer you up.

0:08:34 > 0:08:37About 1,000 head. I figure they'll bring about 1,250.

0:08:37 > 0:08:40They're not as fat as I'd like to ship.

0:08:40 > 0:08:42They all off the north range?

0:08:42 > 0:08:43Yes, sir.

0:08:45 > 0:08:46MAN: Settlers.

0:08:46 > 0:08:48Every one of them with a plough and a bible,

0:08:48 > 0:08:51not the slightest idea what the range is for.

0:08:51 > 0:08:54Drago!

0:08:54 > 0:08:56Drag out that hog-leg.

0:08:56 > 0:08:57DRAGO: Yes, sir.

0:08:57 > 0:08:59Get me some attention.

0:08:59 > 0:09:00GUNSHOT

0:09:00 > 0:09:01Hee ya!

0:09:01 > 0:09:05People, people, people!

0:09:05 > 0:09:06People!

0:09:11 > 0:09:12DRAGO: come on, all of you!

0:09:12 > 0:09:14Gather around.

0:09:14 > 0:09:17People, come on! Gather around.

0:09:19 > 0:09:21I'm McLintock.

0:09:21 > 0:09:25You people plan to homestead and farm the Mesa Verde.

0:09:25 > 0:09:26MAN: Yes, sir.

0:09:26 > 0:09:28The government give us each 160 acres.

0:09:28 > 0:09:31The government never gave anybody anything.

0:09:31 > 0:09:33Some years back, a lot like you came in.

0:09:33 > 0:09:35They had a pretty good first year.

0:09:35 > 0:09:38Good summer, easy winter,

0:09:38 > 0:09:41But the next year, the last rain was in February,

0:09:41 > 0:09:46And by June, even the jackrabbits had sense enough to get off the Mesa.

0:09:46 > 0:09:48Folks, do you know who that is?

0:09:48 > 0:09:50That's McLintock,

0:09:50 > 0:09:52George Washington McLintock.

0:09:52 > 0:09:55I told them that, Douglas.

0:09:54 > 0:09:57He controls the water rights

0:09:57 > 0:10:00on 200 square miles of range.

0:10:00 > 0:10:02You know that lumber you got?

0:10:02 > 0:10:04That came from his land,

0:10:04 > 0:10:07cut by his loggers and milled in his mills.

0:10:07 > 0:10:09Douglas, I come close to killing you

0:10:09 > 0:10:12a couple of times when we were younger.

0:10:12 > 0:10:14Saddens me I didn't.

0:10:14 > 0:10:17Can you imagine a man who owns all that...

0:10:17 > 0:10:20Oh, and mines, too. I forgot to mention them.

0:10:20 > 0:10:24All that, and he's begrudging poor people

0:10:24 > 0:10:26a measly...a measly

0:10:26 > 0:10:28160 acres.

0:10:28 > 0:10:30That right, Mr McLintock?

0:10:30 > 0:10:32You begrudge us a little free land?

0:10:32 > 0:10:34There's no such thing as free land.

0:10:34 > 0:10:36If you make these homesteads go,

0:10:36 > 0:10:38you'll have earned every acre of it,

0:10:38 > 0:10:41but you just can't make 'em go on the Mesa Verde.

0:10:41 > 0:10:44God made that country for buffalo.

0:10:44 > 0:10:46Serves pretty well for cattle,

0:10:46 > 0:10:48but it hates the plough,

0:10:48 > 0:10:51and even the government should know

0:10:51 > 0:10:55that you can't farm 6,000 feet above sea level.

0:10:55 > 0:10:57Any trouble, Mr McLintock?

0:10:57 > 0:10:58No trouble, sheriff.

0:11:07 > 0:11:09How about you, Douglas?

0:11:09 > 0:11:10Douglas?

0:11:10 > 0:11:12Just plain Douglas, eh?

0:11:12 > 0:11:15And you call him Mr McLintock.

0:11:15 > 0:11:16Why?

0:11:16 > 0:11:20Well, Douglas, I guess it's because he earned it.

0:11:27 > 0:11:28Mr McLintock?

0:11:28 > 0:11:30Yeah?

0:11:29 > 0:11:31I'm a good hand with cattle, Mr McLintock.

0:11:31 > 0:11:33I'd like a job.

0:11:33 > 0:11:35Well, you look strong enough.

0:11:35 > 0:11:37You come in with those sooners?

0:11:37 > 0:11:39Well, yes, sir, but we don't have a homestead.

0:11:39 > 0:11:41Can't use you.

0:11:55 > 0:11:59Tough life, ain't it, sonny?

0:11:59 > 0:12:03Well, ain't much future in being a farmer around these parts.

0:12:23 > 0:12:25Ladies, this is the finest Chantilly lace

0:12:25 > 0:12:26available anywhere.

0:12:26 > 0:12:28FRENCH ACCENT: Chantilly, Mr Birnbaum.

0:12:28 > 0:12:30Well, believe me, it's the best.

0:12:30 > 0:12:31Oh, excuse me.

0:12:31 > 0:12:33Please, look around. Take your time.

0:12:33 > 0:12:35Drago, I got 1,000 Havana cigars

0:12:35 > 0:12:37and 12 of those hats for you over there.

0:12:37 > 0:12:39Them big hats ain't going to last long the way some folks

0:12:39 > 0:12:43have been dipping into that redeye these days.

0:12:43 > 0:12:44Uh-oh.

0:12:44 > 0:12:45Good morning, GW.

0:12:45 > 0:12:48Good morning. I stole some stick candy.

0:12:48 > 0:12:50Please. Help yourself. Come on in.

0:12:53 > 0:12:54Davey!

0:12:54 > 0:12:58You can forget about saddling up the horse! Come in here!

0:12:58 > 0:13:00Problem? Yes.

0:13:00 > 0:13:01Well, if I were blacks,

0:13:01 > 0:13:04I'd move queen's bishop to king four.

0:13:07 > 0:13:09Yeah. You might be right.

0:13:09 > 0:13:11You know, I was just starting to work this out

0:13:11 > 0:13:12when the letter came.

0:13:12 > 0:13:14Letter? It was...

0:13:13 > 0:13:15What happened? Don't you want...?

0:13:15 > 0:13:16Morning, Mr McLintock.

0:13:16 > 0:13:17GW: Morning, Davey.

0:13:17 > 0:13:19You being here saved me a trip.

0:13:19 > 0:13:21Oh, that hat and suit of clothes

0:13:21 > 0:13:23you picked out for my birthday...

0:13:23 > 0:13:25Well...instead of this cowboy hat,

0:13:25 > 0:13:27I'd like to have this one,

0:13:27 > 0:13:30if it's, uh, all right with you, sir.

0:13:30 > 0:13:32Well, it's all right with me, Davey.

0:13:32 > 0:13:34Of course, that looks like the kind of a hat

0:13:34 > 0:13:36a fella would wear down Main Street to start a fight.

0:13:36 > 0:13:38Oh, I don't need a city hat for that.

0:13:38 > 0:13:40All I have to do is walk down the street

0:13:40 > 0:13:41and some wiseacre will call me an Indian

0:13:41 > 0:13:43and, just like that, the fight's on.

0:13:43 > 0:13:45Davey, the letter.

0:13:45 > 0:13:46It's for you.

0:13:46 > 0:13:48And you are an Indian.

0:13:48 > 0:13:50Yes, I know I'm an Indian,

0:13:50 > 0:13:52but I'm also the fastest runner in town.

0:13:52 > 0:13:53I've got a college education

0:13:53 > 0:13:55and I'm the railroad telegrapher,

0:13:55 > 0:13:56but does anybody say,

0:13:56 > 0:13:58"Hello, college man" or "Hello, runner"

0:13:58 > 0:14:00or "hello, telegrapher"? No!

0:14:00 > 0:14:01Not even "Hello, knothead..."

0:14:01 > 0:14:02Davey.

0:14:02 > 0:14:05It's always, "Let the Indian do it."

0:14:05 > 0:14:07Will you go out in the store and help the ladies?

0:14:07 > 0:14:09All right. I'm also a bookkeeper,

0:14:09 > 0:14:12part-time clerk.

0:14:12 > 0:14:15Always, "Let the Indian do it."

0:14:16 > 0:14:18A lady brought that out here this morning,

0:14:18 > 0:14:21asked for it to be taken out to the home ranch for you.

0:14:21 > 0:14:23Handsome lady. Kind of tall with red hair.

0:14:23 > 0:14:27Called me Mr Birnbaum, just as if she'd never seen me before,

0:14:27 > 0:14:29and as if that veil that covered her face

0:14:29 > 0:14:31could keep me from recognizing her.

0:14:31 > 0:14:34I thought she was in New York or Europe or someplace.

0:14:34 > 0:14:36So did I.

0:14:36 > 0:14:37DRAGO: Jake,

0:14:37 > 0:14:39You better throw on a couple extra cases

0:14:39 > 0:14:40Of the boss' favourite bourbon.

0:14:40 > 0:14:44That stuff sure gets used up fast out at our place.

0:14:44 > 0:14:47Which reminds me, you better start tapering off.

0:14:47 > 0:14:48Huh!

0:14:49 > 0:14:51Katherine's in town.

0:14:51 > 0:14:53Katie?!

0:15:00 > 0:15:02Ladies.

0:15:02 > 0:15:03Good morning.

0:15:08 > 0:15:11MEN: Morning, Mr McLintock. Morning, Mr McLintock.

0:15:10 > 0:15:12Morning, gentlemen.

0:15:18 > 0:15:19Good morning.

0:15:19 > 0:15:21WOMEN: Morning.

0:15:21 > 0:15:22Fauntleroy.

0:15:22 > 0:15:24Morning, GW.

0:15:24 > 0:15:25What are you doing in here?

0:15:25 > 0:15:27Why aren't you out at the desk?

0:15:26 > 0:15:28Helping out the bartender.

0:15:28 > 0:15:30Yeah, I see. A busy day.

0:15:30 > 0:15:31Give me the key to room 17.

0:15:31 > 0:15:33What?

0:15:33 > 0:15:3617, and don't advertise it.

0:15:38 > 0:15:40Here they come, Mr McLintock.

0:15:44 > 0:15:45Set 'em up.

0:15:45 > 0:15:47Beer. Whiskey.

0:15:49 > 0:15:50Day off?

0:15:52 > 0:15:53Off day.

0:15:55 > 0:15:58Wonder what he's so preoccupied about.

0:15:58 > 0:15:59Haven't you heard?

0:15:59 > 0:16:00No. What?

0:16:00 > 0:16:02Katie's back in town.

0:16:02 > 0:16:03Katie?

0:16:03 > 0:16:06Yes, dear. The social arbiter.

0:16:07 > 0:16:09Well, hi, sonny.

0:16:09 > 0:16:11Good morning. Oh!

0:16:11 > 0:16:12WOMEN LAUGH

0:16:12 > 0:16:14WOMAN: He sure is a quiet one.

0:16:14 > 0:16:17Mr McLintock, I don't want to bother you...

0:16:17 > 0:16:19I'm sorry, boy. I told you, no job.

0:16:51 > 0:16:53Katherine.

0:16:53 > 0:16:56George Washington McLintock.

0:17:03 > 0:17:05I thought you'd want this.

0:17:09 > 0:17:12GW: First dig of the spur,

0:17:12 > 0:17:16but who am I to upset your plans?

0:17:16 > 0:17:19Don't you feel kind of silly?

0:17:19 > 0:17:21I never feel silly.

0:17:21 > 0:17:24It's because you have no sense of humour.

0:17:24 > 0:17:26Why couldn't we sit down in the hotel dining room

0:17:26 > 0:17:29and talk about whatever it is you want to talk about?

0:17:29 > 0:17:31Or why couldn't you just come over to the house?

0:17:31 > 0:17:34And have everybody know that we're meeting?

0:17:34 > 0:17:35Everybody knows, and what's the difference?

0:17:35 > 0:17:37We're married.

0:17:37 > 0:17:41That is something I should like to change.

0:17:46 > 0:17:49You know the answer, Katie.

0:17:49 > 0:17:51That isn't why you sent for me.

0:17:51 > 0:17:54Let's get to the rat killing.

0:17:54 > 0:17:57That's just the kind of remark

0:17:56 > 0:17:59that's always endeared you to me.

0:17:59 > 0:18:01Let us open the discussion.

0:18:01 > 0:18:03Very well!

0:18:03 > 0:18:05Our daughter is coming home in a few days...

0:18:05 > 0:18:06Or, rather, she's coming here.

0:18:06 > 0:18:08It was just a slip of the tongue that made me refer

0:18:08 > 0:18:11to this ugly hamlet as home.

0:18:11 > 0:18:13"Our daughter."

0:18:13 > 0:18:14Is it so hard to say her name? It's Becky.

0:18:14 > 0:18:16Rebecca!

0:18:16 > 0:18:18I hate that name.

0:18:18 > 0:18:20Anyway, she's coming home,

0:18:20 > 0:18:23and I hoped to persuade you to let her live with me.

0:18:23 > 0:18:25Part of the time in the capital,

0:18:25 > 0:18:27part of the time in New York

0:18:27 > 0:18:30and, of course, Newport during the season.

0:18:31 > 0:18:34You're whistling in the wind, Katie.

0:18:34 > 0:18:36If she stays here,

0:18:36 > 0:18:39she'll become just as crude and as vulgar as all of this country.

0:18:39 > 0:18:43And if she goes your way, she'll be all show and no stay.

0:18:43 > 0:18:44Oh.

0:18:50 > 0:18:52No go, Kate.

0:18:52 > 0:18:54I hate you.

0:18:54 > 0:18:56Oh, how I hate you!

0:18:56 > 0:18:59Half the people in the world are women.

0:18:59 > 0:19:02Why does it have to be you that stirs me?

0:19:05 > 0:19:07You animal!

0:19:07 > 0:19:09That's the story.

0:19:08 > 0:19:11I saw your picture in the paper at the governor's ball.

0:19:11 > 0:19:13You were dancing with the governor.

0:19:13 > 0:19:16At least he's a gentleman.

0:19:16 > 0:19:17I doubt that.

0:19:17 > 0:19:20You have to be a man first before you're a gentleman.

0:19:20 > 0:19:23He misses on both counts.

0:19:41 > 0:19:42Hey, sonny,

0:19:42 > 0:19:44you gonna ask him again?

0:19:44 > 0:19:45Nope.

0:19:45 > 0:19:48Hey, boy, you got to pocket your pride.

0:19:48 > 0:19:49You got to beg.

0:19:49 > 0:19:51You better listen to an expert, sonny.

0:19:51 > 0:19:55I'm telling you. You got to grovel. Human nature.

0:19:54 > 0:19:56Gets 'em every time.

0:19:56 > 0:19:59Mister, leave me alone.

0:20:00 > 0:20:03Everybody does it one way or another.

0:20:03 > 0:20:04Heh heh heh!

0:20:11 > 0:20:12MAN: About that job, Mr McLintock.

0:20:12 > 0:20:14I already told you, son,

0:20:14 > 0:20:16I've got no need for farmers

0:20:16 > 0:20:17or use for 'em.

0:20:17 > 0:20:19Just one minute, Mr McLintock.

0:20:19 > 0:20:21My father died last month.

0:20:21 > 0:20:23That's how come we lost our homestead.

0:20:23 > 0:20:25I've got a mother and a little sister to feed.

0:20:25 > 0:20:27I need that job badly.

0:20:27 > 0:20:29What's your name?

0:20:28 > 0:20:30Devlin Warren.

0:20:30 > 0:20:31Well, you got a job, son.

0:20:31 > 0:20:34See my home ranch foreman. He's over at the corral.

0:20:36 > 0:20:37BUNNY LAUGHS

0:20:39 > 0:20:43Step down off of that carriage, mister.

0:20:48 > 0:20:50Hold that hog-leg.

0:20:51 > 0:20:54GW: I've been punched many a time in my life,

0:20:53 > 0:20:56but never for hiring anybody.

0:20:56 > 0:21:00Aw, I don't know what to say.

0:21:00 > 0:21:02I never begged before.

0:21:02 > 0:21:03It turned my stomach.

0:21:04 > 0:21:06I suppose I should have been grateful

0:21:06 > 0:21:07you gave me the job.

0:21:07 > 0:21:09GW: Gave?

0:21:09 > 0:21:12Boy, you got it all wrong.

0:21:12 > 0:21:15I don't give jobs. I hire men.

0:21:15 > 0:21:16You intend to give this man

0:21:16 > 0:21:18a full day's work, don't you, boy?

0:21:17 > 0:21:19You mean you're still hiring me, Mr McLintock?

0:21:19 > 0:21:21Well, yes, sir. I mean,

0:21:21 > 0:21:23I'll certainly deliver a fair day's work.

0:21:23 > 0:21:26For that, I'll pay you a fair day's wage.

0:21:26 > 0:21:30You won't give me anything and I won't give you anything.

0:21:29 > 0:21:32We both hold up our heads.

0:21:32 > 0:21:33Where do you live?

0:21:33 > 0:21:35The settlers' encampment down by the mine.

0:21:36 > 0:21:37That your plug?

0:21:37 > 0:21:38DEVLIN: Yes, sir.

0:21:38 > 0:21:41Well, hop on him and we'll go get your gear.

0:21:48 > 0:21:50GW: Ya! Ya!

0:22:09 > 0:22:11Morning, Mr McLintock.

0:22:11 > 0:22:14GW: Morning, Mr Poorboy.

0:22:30 > 0:22:33I am sure that all you fine people are interested

0:22:33 > 0:22:37in knowing just what portion of this new land

0:22:37 > 0:22:39will be your new home.

0:22:39 > 0:22:41Oh, uh...Jones and Mccallister,

0:22:41 > 0:22:45Since you've been more or less the leaders of our group,

0:22:45 > 0:22:48I'd like to have you come up and check the exact location.

0:22:49 > 0:22:52Won't be a minute, sir.

0:22:57 > 0:23:00Go after that boy and give him 30.

0:23:00 > 0:23:03Tell him McLintock pays his riders a month in advance.

0:23:03 > 0:23:06From the looks of things they could sure use it, too.

0:23:09 > 0:23:12DEVLIN: Oh, Mom, this is Mr Drago.

0:23:12 > 0:23:13DRAGO: Good morning.

0:23:13 > 0:23:16DOUGLAS: Well, and to what do we owe this visit

0:23:16 > 0:23:18from the cattle baron?

0:23:18 > 0:23:22I've got a touch of hangover, bureaucrat. Don't push me.

0:23:22 > 0:23:24MAN: Whoa-ho, Mclin!

0:23:30 > 0:23:32Say, those are Indians.

0:23:32 > 0:23:34Are there Indians in this homestead land?

0:23:34 > 0:23:36Friendly Indians, my boy.

0:23:36 > 0:23:38MAN: Whoa-ho, Mclin.

0:23:38 > 0:23:41GW: Ho, Running Buffalo.

0:23:41 > 0:23:42Ho, Mclin.

0:23:42 > 0:23:45Long time we don't get drunk together.

0:23:45 > 0:23:48And it's going to be a lot longer time

0:23:47 > 0:23:50because it's against the law, and you're with a sheriff.

0:23:50 > 0:23:52And have I got my hands full.

0:23:52 > 0:23:54They came into town to meet the train.

0:23:54 > 0:23:55The old Indian chiefs are coming home.

0:23:55 > 0:23:57I heard they'd been pardoned.

0:23:57 > 0:23:58SHERIFF: They don't know when it's arriving -

0:23:58 > 0:24:00this week, next week, or next month,

0:24:00 > 0:24:03so, in the meantime, I've got to do something with them.

0:24:03 > 0:24:05Could I cut out a couple of head of your steers to feed them?

0:24:05 > 0:24:06Otherwise, some of these settlers' milk cows

0:24:06 > 0:24:08are going to disappear.

0:24:08 > 0:24:09That's right, Mclin.

0:24:09 > 0:24:10Ha ha ha!

0:24:10 > 0:24:12Cut out whatever you need.

0:24:12 > 0:24:14Sheriff, are you going to encamp these savages

0:24:14 > 0:24:16with all these settlers?

0:24:16 > 0:24:18You're asking for trouble.

0:24:18 > 0:24:20Mr Douglas, I already have plenty of trouble.

0:24:20 > 0:24:22Please stay off my back.

0:24:22 > 0:24:26Running Buffalo, bring your people over to the clay slide.

0:24:29 > 0:24:31Hello, Mr Mclin.

0:24:31 > 0:24:34Tiny Mouth, it's nice to see you!

0:24:34 > 0:24:36You wouldn't believe it now,

0:24:36 > 0:24:40but 20 years ago, she was a mighty handsome maid.

0:24:40 > 0:24:4420 years ago, you thought so, too, Mr Douglas.

0:24:45 > 0:24:47Ahem.

0:24:47 > 0:24:48Ahem.

0:24:50 > 0:24:52It was just like this.

0:24:52 > 0:24:55I had a dead bead on old Running Buffalo,

0:24:55 > 0:24:57And my sharp .50 calibre misfired.

0:24:57 > 0:24:59That was back in that trouble in the forties, remember?

0:24:59 > 0:25:01I remember.

0:25:01 > 0:25:03You want to taste something come directly from heaven?

0:25:03 > 0:25:05No.

0:25:11 > 0:25:12Where'd you get this?

0:25:12 > 0:25:15That boy's mama baked 'em.

0:25:15 > 0:25:17You thinking the same thing I am?

0:25:17 > 0:25:18She's a widow woman, boss,

0:25:18 > 0:25:21and she's got a long, hard row to hoe.

0:25:21 > 0:25:23Hire her.

0:25:27 > 0:25:29I always said you had a heap of sense.

0:25:29 > 0:25:32Mr McLintock, this is my mother.

0:25:34 > 0:25:35Your mother?

0:25:35 > 0:25:37And my sister.

0:25:37 > 0:25:39Pleased to meet you, Mr McLintock.

0:25:39 > 0:25:41Ma'am, this here's my boss,

0:25:41 > 0:25:45and he has a few choice words to say about your biscuits.

0:25:46 > 0:25:48Yes, Mr McLintock?

0:25:50 > 0:25:53Well...they're great.

0:26:05 > 0:26:08GW: Well, you old Cantonese reprobate,

0:26:08 > 0:26:09how about it?

0:26:09 > 0:26:11You fire me, I kill myself.

0:26:11 > 0:26:13I'm not talking about firing you.

0:26:13 > 0:26:15I'm retiring you.

0:26:15 > 0:26:18You been rustling food for us for 30 years.

0:26:18 > 0:26:20We're going to put you out to pasture.

0:26:20 > 0:26:23All you'll have to do is give advice, be one of the family.

0:26:23 > 0:26:24I kill myself.

0:26:24 > 0:26:26I may save you the trouble.

0:26:26 > 0:26:28Look, Ching,

0:26:28 > 0:26:30you kill yourself, I'll cut off your pigtail

0:26:30 > 0:26:32and you ain't never going to get to heaven.

0:26:33 > 0:26:35I'll be one of the family?

0:26:35 > 0:26:37I give you my solemn word.

0:26:37 > 0:26:41Pretty crummy family - drink too much,

0:26:41 > 0:26:43get in fights, yell all the time.

0:26:44 > 0:26:46Cut off his pigtail.

0:26:46 > 0:26:48All right. All right. I'll be one of the family.

0:26:48 > 0:26:49SPEAKS CHINESE

0:27:00 > 0:27:03Well, I hope everything is satisfactory.

0:27:03 > 0:27:05This is such a big house,

0:27:05 > 0:27:07It'll take me a while to get used to things.

0:27:07 > 0:27:10Now, please don't hesitate to tell me if anything is wrong.

0:27:10 > 0:27:12No bird's-nest soup.

0:27:15 > 0:27:17Otherwise, just fine. Everything nice and fine.

0:27:17 > 0:27:19Food's heavenly, ma'am.

0:27:19 > 0:27:21CURLY: Best apple pie I ever ate.

0:27:21 > 0:27:23Curly's right, ma'am. Hated to leave that last bite.

0:27:23 > 0:27:25Shall we celebrate with a drink?

0:27:25 > 0:27:27DRAGO: Carlos, come and help me with the dishes.

0:27:27 > 0:27:29Alice, you want to help, too?

0:27:29 > 0:27:31Yes, Drago.

0:27:31 > 0:27:32All right. Pitch in.

0:27:32 > 0:27:35I'll wash, and you kids can dry. Is that good?

0:27:36 > 0:27:38Whoa.

0:27:47 > 0:27:51Don't seem possible one woman could use all them clothes.

0:27:51 > 0:27:52You keep a civil tongue

0:27:52 > 0:27:53In your unprepossessing face.

0:27:53 > 0:27:55Yes, ma'am.

0:27:54 > 0:27:56And unload my baggage, please.

0:27:56 > 0:27:58Yes, ma'am. By the way,

0:27:58 > 0:28:00What does that word, "unprepossessing," mean?

0:28:06 > 0:28:07Mrs McLintock.

0:28:07 > 0:28:09Oh, hello, Carlos.

0:28:09 > 0:28:11Run and help the driver with my luggage.

0:28:11 > 0:28:13I couldn't trust anyone else in this house

0:28:13 > 0:28:16to do anything correctly.

0:28:18 > 0:28:20GW: Luggage? Give him a hand, Curly.

0:28:20 > 0:28:22CURLY: Yes, boss. Mrs McLintock.

0:28:22 > 0:28:24Are you moving back in?

0:28:24 > 0:28:27Yes, but nothing has changed except my place of residence,

0:28:27 > 0:28:30and I'd be willing to put up with savages

0:28:30 > 0:28:32rather than be denied the company of my daughter,

0:28:32 > 0:28:35and I'm proving that by moving in here.

0:28:35 > 0:28:37Mr McLintock, since it's my first day,

0:28:37 > 0:28:39would you excuse me if I, uh...?

0:28:39 > 0:28:40GW: Go ahead.

0:28:40 > 0:28:43Oh, Katherine, this is Dev Warren.

0:28:43 > 0:28:45He joined the outfit today.

0:28:45 > 0:28:46Pleased, ma'am.

0:28:46 > 0:28:48Thank you.

0:28:50 > 0:28:52Well, how refreshing!

0:28:52 > 0:28:54A polite young man here.

0:28:54 > 0:28:55Where did he come from?

0:28:55 > 0:28:56He's a farmer.

0:28:56 > 0:28:58A farmer?

0:28:57 > 0:28:59Well, I'll be doggoned!

0:28:59 > 0:29:00Kate, welcome home.

0:29:00 > 0:29:04What on earth are you doing in that idiotic-looking outfit?

0:29:04 > 0:29:06And don't you dare call me Kate.

0:29:06 > 0:29:09That's my butling suit. I'm butling for the boss.

0:29:09 > 0:29:11And I'm sorry, Katherine. That "Kate" kind of slipped out

0:29:11 > 0:29:14from the times I remembered you as being nice peop-people.

0:29:14 > 0:29:16Oh!

0:29:19 > 0:29:20Are you going to stand there

0:29:20 > 0:29:22with that stupid look on your face

0:29:22 > 0:29:25while the hired help insults your wife?

0:29:25 > 0:29:27He's just ignorant.

0:29:27 > 0:29:29He doesn't know any better than to tell the truth.

0:29:29 > 0:29:31And I can't help this stupid look.

0:29:31 > 0:29:35I started acquiring it as you gained in social prominence.

0:29:35 > 0:29:37CURLY: Mrs McLintock,

0:29:37 > 0:29:39Where do you want I should put...?

0:29:39 > 0:29:41Put them in the master bedroom.

0:29:45 > 0:29:50Yes, but move Mr McLintock's things into another room.

0:29:50 > 0:29:52O-oh, the back of the stairs would be best

0:29:52 > 0:29:55so that he can't wake up the entire household

0:29:55 > 0:29:58when he comes home every night just before daybreak.

0:29:58 > 0:29:59CURLY: Yes, ma'am.

0:30:03 > 0:30:04MRS WARREN: Oh, excuse me.

0:30:04 > 0:30:07Here's your cigars, Mr McLintock.

0:30:07 > 0:30:09I am Mrs McLintock.

0:30:09 > 0:30:11Kate... I mean Katherine, this is the cook...

0:30:11 > 0:30:13This is the lady that does the cooking for us.

0:30:13 > 0:30:16GW: Mrs Warren, Mrs McLintock.

0:30:16 > 0:30:17How do you do?

0:30:17 > 0:30:19Very pleased to meet you, Mrs McLintock. Very pleased.

0:30:19 > 0:30:21Likewise.

0:30:21 > 0:30:23MRS WARREN: You see, I just came to work here today

0:30:23 > 0:30:24and I guess I jumped to the conclusion

0:30:24 > 0:30:27that this was a bachelor's household.

0:30:27 > 0:30:28CHUCKLES

0:30:28 > 0:30:32It is and... then again, it isn't.

0:30:32 > 0:30:33I will explain so everything will

0:30:33 > 0:30:35Be quite clear, Mrs Wallace...

0:30:35 > 0:30:37ALL: Mrs Warren.

0:30:39 > 0:30:41Mrs Warren.

0:30:41 > 0:30:46It has been a bachelor's household for quite some time,

0:30:46 > 0:30:49And it will be again just as soon as I'm out of here,

0:30:49 > 0:30:51Which will be as quickly as I can make arrangements

0:30:51 > 0:30:54To take my daughter back East with me.

0:30:54 > 0:30:57You see, she's coming home from school in a few days,

0:30:57 > 0:30:59And then we'll be off together,

0:30:59 > 0:31:01And you can return to conducting yourself

0:31:01 > 0:31:03As you consider proper in a bachelor's household.

0:31:03 > 0:31:04Katie!

0:31:04 > 0:31:06Shut up!

0:31:06 > 0:31:09Until then, I am mistress in this house,

0:31:09 > 0:31:13and I will give the orders.

0:31:13 > 0:31:16Gonna let her? Ain't you gonna say nothing, boss?

0:31:16 > 0:31:18No!

0:31:18 > 0:31:21KATE: Oh, GW, as soon as my things are put away,

0:31:21 > 0:31:23I want to talk to you about Rebecca.

0:31:23 > 0:31:25Yes, Mrs McLintock.

0:31:25 > 0:31:27Indeed, Mrs McLintock.

0:31:27 > 0:31:29Of course, Mrs McLintock.

0:31:29 > 0:31:32The toast, lightly browned and unbuttered.

0:31:33 > 0:31:34Of course, ma'am.

0:31:37 > 0:31:39Wait a minute now, boss, where you think you're going?

0:31:39 > 0:31:41I just remembered I got a date.

0:31:41 > 0:31:42But she said she want to have a talk with you.

0:31:42 > 0:31:44I heard.

0:31:45 > 0:31:48DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES

0:31:50 > 0:31:51Good evening, Lem.

0:31:51 > 0:31:53Good evening, Mr Mac. Hyup.

0:31:55 > 0:32:00Say, Mr Mac, what does unprepossessing mean?

0:32:00 > 0:32:02I was called that once, Lem.

0:32:02 > 0:32:04Looked it up in the dictionary.

0:32:04 > 0:32:06It's best you don't know what it means.

0:32:06 > 0:32:08Uh-huh. Thank you. Giddyap.

0:32:15 > 0:32:18DRAGO: Hey, what am I going to tell her

0:32:18 > 0:32:19when she asks where you went?

0:32:19 > 0:32:22When in doubt, tell the truth.

0:32:22 > 0:32:25She wouldn't expect that from you anyway.

0:32:25 > 0:32:27Where's Mr McLintock going?

0:32:27 > 0:32:30There he goes, burning his last bridge.

0:32:30 > 0:32:32You see a yellow streak about a foot wide,

0:32:32 > 0:32:34running up and down his backbone?

0:32:34 > 0:32:36On Mr McLintock?

0:32:36 > 0:32:38He ain't afraid of nothing.

0:32:38 > 0:32:41I once thought that.

0:32:58 > 0:33:00Drago.

0:33:00 > 0:33:01Yes, ma'am?

0:33:01 > 0:33:02Was that, uh...?

0:33:02 > 0:33:04He took off. Lit out.

0:33:04 > 0:33:06I told him I wanted to talk to him.

0:33:06 > 0:33:07Yes, ma'am. I was standing

0:33:07 > 0:33:08right over here when you said it,

0:33:08 > 0:33:10and I was standing right out there on those front steps

0:33:10 > 0:33:12when he walked up to a horse, grabbed a hunk of mane,

0:33:12 > 0:33:14stepped up on him, and sunk spur.

0:33:14 > 0:33:16Where did he go?

0:33:16 > 0:33:19Last time I saw him, he was going east, but you know him.

0:33:19 > 0:33:21He's liable to go north, south, or west.

0:33:21 > 0:33:22Get me a carriage.

0:33:22 > 0:33:24Yes, ma'am, but...

0:33:24 > 0:33:26But what?

0:33:26 > 0:33:28Maybe you shouldn't follow him

0:33:28 > 0:33:31into maybe where he's going into.

0:33:31 > 0:33:32What does that mean?

0:33:32 > 0:33:34I don't know, but I wish I hadn't said it.

0:33:34 > 0:33:36Well, just get the carriage.

0:33:36 > 0:33:38Yes, ma'am.

0:33:40 > 0:33:41What happened?

0:33:41 > 0:33:43Get the barouche.

0:33:43 > 0:33:44Barouche?

0:33:44 > 0:33:45Hitch it up. She wants to go to town.

0:33:45 > 0:33:47But Mr McLintock never said anything to me about it.

0:33:47 > 0:33:50Look, young fella, I'm the ramrod around this place,

0:33:50 > 0:33:52and you better start giving me a "Yes, sir,"

0:33:52 > 0:33:55or you're going to get the roof of this house

0:33:55 > 0:33:56pulled down on your head.

0:33:56 > 0:33:57Yes, sir.

0:34:01 > 0:34:02DANCE MUSIC PLAYS

0:34:02 > 0:34:04GW: Hello, Davey.

0:34:04 > 0:34:05Hi, Mr McLintock.

0:34:05 > 0:34:06New broom, eh?

0:34:06 > 0:34:08Sweeps clean.

0:34:10 > 0:34:12Hello, Bunny. How is everything?

0:34:12 > 0:34:14Oh, fine, fine, Mr McLintock.

0:34:14 > 0:34:16I'll get you next time.

0:34:27 > 0:34:29Two more, Elmer.

0:34:30 > 0:34:34Well, look who's here.

0:34:34 > 0:34:38What'll it be, mac, same as usual?

0:34:38 > 0:34:40Ladies.

0:34:41 > 0:34:43Evening, GW.

0:34:43 > 0:34:44Jake. Wrong move.

0:34:44 > 0:34:45What?

0:34:45 > 0:34:48The chess problem. Queen's in danger.

0:34:57 > 0:34:59HOOFBEATS APPROACH

0:34:59 > 0:35:01MAN: Whoa. Whoa.

0:35:01 > 0:35:02HORSE WHINNIES

0:35:02 > 0:35:05MAN: Whoa. Whoa.

0:35:05 > 0:35:07INDISTINCT YELLING

0:35:07 > 0:35:09KATE: I suppose you can do that.

0:35:09 > 0:35:12Camille, you're on your own.

0:35:14 > 0:35:16Mrs McLintock.

0:35:20 > 0:35:24I'm Camille, Camille Reedbottom.

0:35:24 > 0:35:28I'm, uh, learning the game of chess.

0:35:28 > 0:35:31Thought it would give me something to pass the time.

0:35:31 > 0:35:33See, I have nothing to do all day long

0:35:33 > 0:35:36and I...uh...

0:35:36 > 0:35:38I just remembered something.

0:35:46 > 0:35:49Katherine! I didn't hear you come in.

0:35:49 > 0:35:52Mr McLintock, I told you that I wanted to talk to you.

0:35:52 > 0:35:54Not now.

0:35:54 > 0:35:56Uh, could I get you a glass of sherry, Katherine?

0:35:56 > 0:35:59Oh, thank you, Mr Birnbaum. I could use one.

0:35:59 > 0:36:03I came into town behind a runaway team!

0:36:03 > 0:36:05Drago never could handle horses.

0:36:05 > 0:36:08It was that young man whose mother pretends to be your cook!

0:36:08 > 0:36:10Katherine, your wine.

0:36:10 > 0:36:13Oh, thank you, Mr Birnbaum.

0:36:21 > 0:36:24Now, Mr McLintock, we have an awful lot to talk over.

0:36:24 > 0:36:27First thing I learned about Indian fighting

0:36:27 > 0:36:28was to wait for daylight.

0:36:28 > 0:36:31And what has our conversation got to do with Indian fighting?

0:36:31 > 0:36:33Indian fighting is good experience

0:36:33 > 0:36:35for our kind of conversations.

0:36:35 > 0:36:36Oh!

0:36:36 > 0:36:37It'll wait, Katherine.

0:36:37 > 0:36:40Evening, Sheriff, Mr McLintock.

0:36:40 > 0:36:42We had quite a ride out here.

0:36:42 > 0:36:45Oh, I finally got that team settled down.

0:36:45 > 0:36:46It's your move.

0:36:46 > 0:36:48No, it's your move. I just cancelled.

0:36:48 > 0:36:49Now, look here.

0:36:49 > 0:36:51You're not going to sit here all night long

0:36:51 > 0:36:54and play chess when the matter of our daughter remains unsettled.

0:36:54 > 0:36:56I am going to remain here and play chess,

0:36:56 > 0:36:59and the matter of our daughter is settled. She stays.

0:36:59 > 0:37:00Oh, such stubbornness!

0:37:00 > 0:37:01JAKE: Katherine.

0:37:01 > 0:37:03Your hair.

0:37:04 > 0:37:08Oh, it is a mess after that awful ride.

0:37:08 > 0:37:09No, no.

0:37:09 > 0:37:11It's just that I haven't seen you for a long time...

0:37:11 > 0:37:14and it seems to me the last time I saw you,

0:37:14 > 0:37:17your hair was a little darker, no?

0:37:18 > 0:37:20LAUGHING

0:37:20 > 0:37:22LAUGHING

0:37:22 > 0:37:26It's a funny thing the tricks a man's memory will play, uh?

0:37:26 > 0:37:28Mr Birnbaum, I think that you've

0:37:28 > 0:37:31completely lost your mind.

0:37:31 > 0:37:33You have done something to your hair.

0:37:33 > 0:37:34I have not!

0:37:34 > 0:37:35LAUGHING

0:37:36 > 0:37:39If I had, it would be none of your business.

0:37:39 > 0:37:41I'm certainly not going to put myself in the place

0:37:41 > 0:37:44Of those blondene trollops that you seem to prefer.

0:37:44 > 0:37:45SHERIFF: Take it.

0:37:45 > 0:37:47Oh.

0:37:47 > 0:37:48Fill it.

0:37:48 > 0:37:50Oh!

0:38:03 > 0:38:05SHERIFF: Morning.

0:38:06 > 0:38:08You fellas still at it all night?

0:38:08 > 0:38:11A McLintock never quits,

0:38:11 > 0:38:12but a Birnbaum has to.

0:38:12 > 0:38:14Besides, the game is over. You got me.

0:38:14 > 0:38:17Oh, no, Mr Birnbaum. You still got a good game.

0:38:17 > 0:38:19Oh, you play chess.

0:38:19 > 0:38:21Please, take over.

0:38:26 > 0:38:27Pretty good?

0:38:27 > 0:38:28Fair.

0:38:28 > 0:38:31Well, looks like I won't have to come into town

0:38:31 > 0:38:33always to get a game.

0:38:33 > 0:38:36Remember, I'm a bad loser.

0:38:38 > 0:38:39GW: It's your move.

0:38:39 > 0:38:41DEVLIN: Yes, sir.

0:39:00 > 0:39:02Good morning.

0:39:03 > 0:39:05Good morning.

0:39:06 > 0:39:08It's morning already?

0:39:08 > 0:39:11Mm-hmm. Cup of coffee?

0:39:11 > 0:39:14Oh, yes. Thanks, Jake.

0:39:16 > 0:39:18You're welcome, Katherine.

0:39:19 > 0:39:20KATE: Got any cream?

0:39:20 > 0:39:22Canned cow's milk.

0:39:22 > 0:39:24That'll do.

0:39:25 > 0:39:28JAKE: Good old condensed milk.

0:39:29 > 0:39:31That reminds me.

0:39:31 > 0:39:34I was cleaning out my desk the other day,

0:39:34 > 0:39:37and I found something I wanted to return to you.

0:39:41 > 0:39:43Here it is.

0:39:50 > 0:39:53It's a medal. Remember?

0:39:53 > 0:39:56"From the President of the United States of America

0:39:56 > 0:39:59"to First Sergeant Michael Patrick Gilhooly

0:39:59 > 0:40:03"for bravery above and beyond the call of duty."

0:40:06 > 0:40:09It's your papa.

0:40:09 > 0:40:12Reminds me of the first time I ever saw you.

0:40:12 > 0:40:15It was over 17 years ago.

0:40:15 > 0:40:17You walked into my store,

0:40:17 > 0:40:21not much bigger than the bundle you were carrying,

0:40:20 > 0:40:25and in the bundle was the most beautiful baby I ever saw.

0:40:25 > 0:40:28And was she hungry!

0:40:28 > 0:40:31You walked all the way from Superstition Creek

0:40:31 > 0:40:36just to trade me that medal for a case of canned milk.

0:40:38 > 0:40:42GW was off somewhere as usual, fighting Indians.

0:40:44 > 0:40:46MAN: Sheriff!

0:40:46 > 0:40:47Sheriff Lord!

0:40:47 > 0:40:49Well, have you seen the sheriff?

0:40:49 > 0:40:51Kind of early for him.

0:40:51 > 0:40:52Did you try his house?

0:40:52 > 0:40:54Why didn't I think of that?

0:40:54 > 0:40:55DOUGLAS: Looks like Birnbaum's is open.

0:40:55 > 0:40:57DOUGLAS: Maybe somebody in here knows.

0:40:59 > 0:41:02So there you are, sheriff.

0:41:02 > 0:41:05I told you you were headed for trouble.

0:41:05 > 0:41:06Trouble?

0:41:06 > 0:41:08MAN: I want to know by whose authority

0:41:08 > 0:41:10you let those Indians stay in town.

0:41:10 > 0:41:12Those savages are wards of the government,

0:41:12 > 0:41:13and I am the representative of that gov...

0:41:13 > 0:41:15I told Sheriff Lord that he could put them up

0:41:15 > 0:41:17down by the clay slide.

0:41:17 > 0:41:20Because the town's named after him, he thinks he owns it.

0:41:20 > 0:41:22Well, you check the books in the recorder's office,

0:41:22 > 0:41:25and you'll find I do own a fair piece of it.

0:41:25 > 0:41:28Agard, if you knew anything about Indians,

0:41:28 > 0:41:30you'd know that they're doing their level best

0:41:30 > 0:41:34to put up with our so-called benevolent patronage,

0:41:34 > 0:41:37in spite of the nincompoops that have been put in charge of it.

0:41:37 > 0:41:41Those Indians need my permission to leave the reservation.

0:41:41 > 0:41:44Those chiefs have been giving orders all their lives.

0:41:44 > 0:41:45It's pretty hard for them to understand

0:41:45 > 0:41:47that they have to hold up their hand

0:41:47 > 0:41:49like a schoolboy in a classroom.

0:41:49 > 0:41:51AGARD: The law is very clear.

0:41:51 > 0:41:55I told you you'd get no satisfaction from these people.

0:41:55 > 0:41:56We'll get the girl back.

0:41:56 > 0:41:57Girl?

0:41:57 > 0:41:59DOUGLAS: The girl the Indians kidnapped,

0:41:59 > 0:42:00but don't worry.

0:42:00 > 0:42:02I armed the settlers and set them

0:42:02 > 0:42:04to rounding up those red devils.

0:42:04 > 0:42:06What is this about a girl?

0:42:06 > 0:42:08Millie Jones, one of the settler's daughters.

0:42:08 > 0:42:09AGARD: The Indians kidnapped her.

0:42:09 > 0:42:11SHERIFF: That's ridiculous.

0:42:11 > 0:42:13And you turned loose a lot of farmers with shotguns?

0:42:13 > 0:42:14DOUGLAS: I certainly did.

0:42:14 > 0:42:17You're insane. Let's go, sheriff.

0:42:18 > 0:42:19KATE: Mr Douglas.

0:42:19 > 0:42:21Oh, Mrs McLintock.

0:42:21 > 0:42:24Much as I hate to agree with GW about anything,

0:42:24 > 0:42:26you haven't changed a bit.

0:42:26 > 0:42:28You're still an hysterical fool.

0:42:32 > 0:42:34Come into town. I got worried.

0:42:34 > 0:42:35GW: What about?

0:42:35 > 0:42:37Thought maybe Katie shot you.

0:42:37 > 0:42:40Not yet, Drago, but it took restraint.

0:42:40 > 0:42:42SHERIFF: Wait a minute.

0:42:41 > 0:42:44You better take Agard along, not that he'll be much help.

0:42:44 > 0:42:47Drago, help him on the horse.

0:42:51 > 0:42:52Just a minute.

0:42:56 > 0:42:58I'll drive.

0:42:58 > 0:42:59Yes, ma'am.

0:42:59 > 0:43:01GW: Agard, what are you doing?

0:43:01 > 0:43:03Scratch him, Agard!

0:43:03 > 0:43:05DOUGLAS: Agard, this is serious.

0:43:05 > 0:43:07Stay with him, Agard. Stay with him.

0:43:08 > 0:43:12Agard, will you stop showing off and get in this buggy?

0:43:12 > 0:43:13Mercy.

0:43:15 > 0:43:17Mercy.

0:43:17 > 0:43:19That horse is a little green.

0:43:25 > 0:43:28Let's go. Ya!

0:43:34 > 0:43:36Just where do you think you're going?

0:43:36 > 0:43:40Don't use that range boss tone of voice with me!

0:43:46 > 0:43:47CATTLE LOW

0:43:48 > 0:43:51GW: Carter!

0:43:51 > 0:43:53We're headed for Mr Poorboy's mine.

0:43:53 > 0:43:56Mount up some riders.

0:43:56 > 0:43:59Right, boss. You heard the man!

0:44:03 > 0:44:05I don't like it, Mr McLintock.

0:44:05 > 0:44:06I don't like it one bit.

0:44:06 > 0:44:08What don't you like?

0:44:08 > 0:44:10They're planning to hang an Indian!

0:44:29 > 0:44:31RUNNING BUFFALO: Whoa-ho!

0:44:31 > 0:44:34Sheriff very funny. Where's the whisky?

0:44:34 > 0:44:36Ha ha!

0:44:36 > 0:44:38Hold it!

0:44:38 > 0:44:41Not so fast, Mr Boss of the whole country,

0:44:41 > 0:44:43unless you want to wear a big hole in your middle.

0:44:43 > 0:44:48How long is GW going to let that cheechako push him around?

0:44:48 > 0:44:52That cheechako has a sawed-off shotgun.

0:44:51 > 0:44:53How do you know she didn't wander off someplace,

0:44:53 > 0:44:55or meet some feller or something?

0:44:55 > 0:44:56What are you saying,

0:44:56 > 0:44:58that I didn't raise my girl right,

0:44:58 > 0:45:00that she'd wander off all night with some man?

0:45:00 > 0:45:02There's a lot of things I'm not saying to you, mister,

0:45:02 > 0:45:04while you got a sawed-off shotgun in my middle.

0:45:04 > 0:45:07But how do you know this Indian had anything to do with it?

0:45:07 > 0:45:09She's gone, ain't she? She's gone!

0:45:09 > 0:45:11GIRL: Pa!

0:45:11 > 0:45:14Pa, I'm over here!

0:45:14 > 0:45:15Pa!

0:45:18 > 0:45:19Been looking for me, Pa?

0:45:19 > 0:45:21Where you been, gal?

0:45:21 > 0:45:23Young Ben took me for a sunrise ride,

0:45:23 > 0:45:26and the horse wandered away.

0:45:27 > 0:45:28You come down off of there!

0:45:28 > 0:45:29But, Pa!

0:45:29 > 0:45:31She's telling the truth, Mr McLintock.

0:45:31 > 0:45:32We wasn't doing nothing.

0:45:32 > 0:45:34Well, that's not important right now.

0:45:34 > 0:45:36The important thing is that you don't draw that hog-leg,

0:45:36 > 0:45:38or this'll be worse than Dodge City on Saturday night.

0:45:38 > 0:45:39But, Papa!

0:45:39 > 0:45:41You get on back to the wagon!

0:45:41 > 0:45:43I'll tend to you later.

0:45:43 > 0:45:45Now for this young whippersnapper!

0:45:44 > 0:45:46GW: Now, no harm has been done,

0:45:46 > 0:45:49and young Ben here is one of the nicest boys in the territory.

0:45:49 > 0:45:51So just put down that shotgun and let's forget...

0:45:51 > 0:45:52I'll teach him to fool with my...

0:45:52 > 0:45:54Aah! Oof!

0:45:54 > 0:45:57Now...we'll all calm down.

0:45:57 > 0:45:59Boss, he's just a little excited.

0:45:59 > 0:46:01I know, I know. I'm going to use good judgment.

0:46:01 > 0:46:04I haven't lost my temper in 40 years.

0:46:04 > 0:46:06But, pilgrim, you caused a lot of trouble this morning.

0:46:06 > 0:46:08Might have got somebody killed.

0:46:08 > 0:46:10And somebody ought to belt you in the mouth!

0:46:10 > 0:46:13But I won't. I won't.

0:46:13 > 0:46:14The hell I won't!

0:46:17 > 0:46:18Oomf!

0:46:21 > 0:46:22McLintock rider!

0:46:24 > 0:46:26MEN: Yee-ha!

0:46:30 > 0:46:32Ha haa!

0:46:32 > 0:46:35Oh, Mclin!

0:46:36 > 0:46:39Hey, buster! Remember me?

0:46:39 > 0:46:41Aaah!

0:46:44 > 0:46:47Hello, sheriff! Nice party.

0:46:55 > 0:46:57Do you think you ought to?

0:46:57 > 0:46:59I ought to what?

0:47:06 > 0:47:08Why, you big...

0:47:11 > 0:47:12Yeeow!

0:47:13 > 0:47:15Aaah!

0:47:30 > 0:47:32Good morning, good morning.

0:47:32 > 0:47:33I want a word with you.

0:47:33 > 0:47:35Hey, just a minute! What...what are you...?

0:47:35 > 0:47:36My glasses!

0:47:36 > 0:47:39Hey, now, stop this, or you'll be sorry!

0:47:41 > 0:47:44Oh, for heaven's sake!

0:47:48 > 0:47:50Stay out of this, Jake.

0:47:50 > 0:47:52It's everybody's war!

0:47:52 > 0:47:53Aah!

0:48:06 > 0:48:08Run, old paint!

0:48:08 > 0:48:10RUNNING BUFFALO: Hey ho, Mclin!

0:48:10 > 0:48:12Where's the whisky?

0:48:23 > 0:48:25Where's the whisky?

0:48:25 > 0:48:28Good fight, good fight!

0:48:34 > 0:48:36Oh, sorry, McLintock.

0:48:36 > 0:48:37Oh...

0:48:40 > 0:48:43Ho ho, McLin!

0:48:43 > 0:48:44Thanks.

0:48:46 > 0:48:49Ha ha! Very funny!

0:48:49 > 0:48:52Yeah. Very funny.

0:48:56 > 0:48:58Ohhh!

0:49:04 > 0:49:07Gosh, Mr Douglas, I'm sorry!

0:49:07 > 0:49:08Ha ha ha ha...

0:49:11 > 0:49:14Bon voyage, Drago! Aah!

0:49:19 > 0:49:21MAN: Hey!

0:49:30 > 0:49:31Are you still down here?

0:49:31 > 0:49:33Say!

0:49:33 > 0:49:35The horse wandered away, huh?

0:49:35 > 0:49:37Honest, Mr Jones. Honest...

0:49:40 > 0:49:44Oh, get out of my way!

0:49:47 > 0:49:49Nice left.

0:49:49 > 0:49:51Thanks.

0:49:51 > 0:49:52I went to college!

0:49:52 > 0:49:54For this, you don't need college!

0:49:55 > 0:49:58You're not getting me down there!

0:50:01 > 0:50:03Aah!

0:50:08 > 0:50:10Owwww!

0:50:13 > 0:50:16You beast! You did this on purpose!

0:50:16 > 0:50:18KATE: Oh!

0:50:18 > 0:50:20Why, McLintock, you big...

0:50:20 > 0:50:22Good morning to you, Mrs McLintock.

0:50:22 > 0:50:24Bunny, you big oaf!

0:50:24 > 0:50:25GW: Yeeoowie!

0:50:25 > 0:50:26SCREAMS

0:50:26 > 0:50:28Oh, no!

0:50:31 > 0:50:35GW McLintock, you big, great big, clumsy...

0:50:35 > 0:50:38Well, it's pretty hard to control yourself... Oh!

0:50:38 > 0:50:40DRAGO: People, people, people!

0:50:44 > 0:50:47Ohh! Ohh!

0:50:47 > 0:50:49RUNNING BUFFALO: Oh, Mclin!

0:50:49 > 0:50:52Wo-ho, Mclin, what a party!

0:50:52 > 0:50:53But no whisky.

0:50:53 > 0:50:55We go home.

0:51:01 > 0:51:05You and your friends!

0:51:05 > 0:51:07Well, we at least saved your hat.

0:51:07 > 0:51:08Oh!

0:51:13 > 0:51:15Where is everybody?

0:51:15 > 0:51:18Oh, for heaven's sakes!

0:51:25 > 0:51:27DRAGO: Whoa! Whoa!

0:51:27 > 0:51:30KATE: Drago, will you never learn how to handle a team?

0:51:30 > 0:51:31Yes, ma'am, I'll sure try.

0:51:31 > 0:51:34I'll tell you that, now.

0:51:34 > 0:51:35Crummy family!

0:51:35 > 0:51:37You want to lose your pigtail?

0:51:37 > 0:51:40I lose face! Lousy leathertips!

0:51:40 > 0:51:42You're gonna lose more than that.

0:51:42 > 0:51:44Kate? Yes?

0:51:45 > 0:51:48We could be a... big help to one another.

0:51:48 > 0:51:50Like what, may I ask?

0:51:50 > 0:51:53Well, we could wash the mud off of each other.

0:51:53 > 0:51:56We used to have quite good times doing that sort of thing.

0:51:56 > 0:52:00There are a lot of things we used to do.

0:52:00 > 0:52:02Good night, Mr McLintock!

0:52:03 > 0:52:05SIGHS

0:52:05 > 0:52:07DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES

0:52:10 > 0:52:11Any luck?

0:52:11 > 0:52:13What are you talking about?

0:52:13 > 0:52:15I mean divorce!

0:52:15 > 0:52:16She still want it?

0:52:16 > 0:52:18Yeah.

0:52:18 > 0:52:19You know something? Women are funny.

0:52:19 > 0:52:20She fought like a wildcat on your side

0:52:20 > 0:52:22out there this afternoon.

0:52:22 > 0:52:23Come home, she slams the door in your face.

0:52:23 > 0:52:26That divorce business, is that what you get

0:52:26 > 0:52:28when you pay a woman not to live with you?

0:52:28 > 0:52:30That's about it.

0:52:30 > 0:52:33Some women I've knowed, it'd be worth it.

0:52:33 > 0:52:35You know, if we had any moral character,

0:52:35 > 0:52:37we wouldn't be standing here, covered with mud,

0:52:37 > 0:52:40drinking...when we should be washing.

0:52:40 > 0:52:42GW.

0:52:42 > 0:52:44Drago.

0:52:48 > 0:52:51Mrs Warren, these biscuits! Mmm!

0:52:51 > 0:52:53Why, thank you, Drago.

0:52:57 > 0:52:58Good morning, Mrs Warren.

0:52:58 > 0:53:00Good morning, Mr McLintock.

0:53:00 > 0:53:01Breakfast for the boss?

0:53:01 > 0:53:05If that's the way you want it, Mr McLintock.

0:53:42 > 0:53:45One poached egg,

0:53:44 > 0:53:48tea, toast, lightly browned and un...

0:53:48 > 0:53:52Why, Mrs McLintock! You have a black eye!

0:53:52 > 0:53:55I do? Oooh!

0:53:57 > 0:53:58Oh!

0:53:58 > 0:54:01Ohh...and Becky's coming home today.

0:54:01 > 0:54:03And that's not all.

0:54:03 > 0:54:05There's a little something we'd better get settled.

0:54:05 > 0:54:06Hmm?

0:54:06 > 0:54:08There are no men listening now,

0:54:08 > 0:54:09so we can be ourselves.

0:54:09 > 0:54:10Oh, sure, I let you get away

0:54:10 > 0:54:12with all that guff the other night,

0:54:12 > 0:54:14but now that we're alone...

0:54:14 > 0:54:16When I want the opinion of the hired help,

0:54:16 > 0:54:18I'll ask for it.

0:54:18 > 0:54:21You know, you could wind up with two black eyes.

0:54:21 > 0:54:22What?

0:54:22 > 0:54:26Oh, I realize you had to put on that big act.

0:54:26 > 0:54:29We always have to, just before we get ready to forgive them,

0:54:29 > 0:54:32generally for something they haven't done.

0:54:32 > 0:54:35But you and I both know that's just to keep them

0:54:34 > 0:54:38from getting the idea they, uh...run things.

0:54:38 > 0:54:40McLintock give you that black eye?

0:54:40 > 0:54:41No!

0:54:41 > 0:54:43Nobody gave it to me!

0:54:43 > 0:54:44I won it.

0:54:51 > 0:54:53MAN: Morning, Davey.

0:54:53 > 0:54:56Morning, Mrs Beech, Mr Beech.

0:55:02 > 0:55:05TRAIN WHISTLES

0:55:09 > 0:55:11BELL CLANGS

0:55:11 > 0:55:14BAND PLAYS

0:55:49 > 0:55:51DOUGLAS: Why, Miss Becky, welcome home!

0:55:51 > 0:55:53Mr Douglas!

0:55:53 > 0:55:54Hi, Dad! My boy!

0:55:54 > 0:55:55Ha ha ha!

0:55:55 > 0:55:56It's good to see you again!

0:55:56 > 0:55:58Daddy! Oh!

0:55:58 > 0:55:59Daddy! Ha ha ha!

0:56:02 > 0:56:04It's been two long years!

0:56:04 > 0:56:06I guess I'm going to have to stop calling you tomboy!

0:56:06 > 0:56:07Becky.

0:56:07 > 0:56:09Mama! Oh, Mama!

0:56:08 > 0:56:10Oh, darling!

0:56:10 > 0:56:11I wasn't sure you'd be here.

0:56:11 > 0:56:12Oh, I've been here a few days.

0:56:12 > 0:56:15I've bought you three of the most beautiful dresses!

0:56:15 > 0:56:16DRAGO: Becky!

0:56:16 > 0:56:18Uncle Drago! Ohh!

0:56:18 > 0:56:21Did you bring your old uncle a coming-home present?

0:56:21 > 0:56:23Sure did! What is it?

0:56:23 > 0:56:25A moustache cup! And what did you get me?

0:56:25 > 0:56:28Prettiest palomino pony that ever packed a saddle.

0:56:28 > 0:56:30Broke to stand ground-tied and to canter!

0:56:30 > 0:56:31Ohh!

0:56:31 > 0:56:33TUBA PLAYS

0:56:33 > 0:56:36Uncle Jake!

0:56:36 > 0:56:38What are you doing with Mr Douglas' tuba?

0:56:38 > 0:56:40Oh, Mr Douglas has a fat...

0:56:40 > 0:56:42Had a little accident.

0:56:44 > 0:56:47I brought you a whole shipment of liquorice sticks!

0:56:47 > 0:56:49But now that I've seen how much you've grown,

0:56:49 > 0:56:50I think we better exchange them

0:56:50 > 0:56:52for a couple of bolts of dress goods, huh?

0:56:52 > 0:56:53Thank you!

0:56:53 > 0:56:55Oh, the mayor was going to be here,

0:56:55 > 0:56:57but he had to go to the territorial capital

0:56:57 > 0:56:58on a horse theft matter.

0:56:58 > 0:56:59But I'm going to give his speech.

0:56:59 > 0:57:01CROWD CHEERS

0:57:03 > 0:57:05Oh, and don't worry about the mayor.

0:57:05 > 0:57:08I'm sure that he can find a bill of sale for the horse.

0:57:08 > 0:57:10CROWD LAUGHS

0:57:13 > 0:57:15Ladies and gentlemen,

0:57:15 > 0:57:18We are here to welcome the fairest...

0:57:18 > 0:57:20What am I doing?

0:57:23 > 0:57:26We are here to welcome back

0:57:26 > 0:57:29The prettiest girl that was ever born in McLintock,

0:57:29 > 0:57:31or in any part of the territory.

0:57:31 > 0:57:32Now, this...

0:57:32 > 0:57:34STEAM HISSES

0:57:37 > 0:57:38MAN: Hey, Davey!

0:57:38 > 0:57:40Yeah? Got something for you!

0:57:42 > 0:57:45Yard manager up at the junction told me to let them ride,

0:57:45 > 0:57:46so I locked them in here.

0:57:46 > 0:57:49I've had my scalp a long time,

0:57:49 > 0:57:51and I aim to keep it!

0:58:01 > 0:58:03SPEAKS COMANCHE

0:58:13 > 0:58:15...and now she's come back to us.

0:58:15 > 0:58:17Gone are the pigtails,

0:58:17 > 0:58:19but the freckles are still on the prettiest face

0:58:19 > 0:58:22that was ever born in McLintock.

0:58:22 > 0:58:24INDIANS CHANT

0:58:31 > 0:58:32Hey, that's Puma.

0:58:34 > 0:58:37Then it's true. The government did turn them loose.

0:58:37 > 0:58:39Good old Puma.

0:58:39 > 0:58:43I'll never forget when he brought GW home.

0:58:43 > 0:58:48Your father had a hole in his chest and a 104 fever.

0:58:48 > 0:58:50Of course, they weren't very mannerly about it.

0:58:50 > 0:58:53He came past the house at a high lope

0:58:53 > 0:58:56and...threw him on the doorstep.

0:58:56 > 0:59:00Then you do remember them good old days, don't you, Katie?

0:59:02 > 0:59:03Katherine.

0:59:11 > 0:59:13CHANTING CONTINUES

0:59:19 > 0:59:21CHANTING STOPS

0:59:21 > 0:59:23Yatahe, my friends.

0:59:23 > 0:59:24Yatahe.

0:59:24 > 0:59:27Puma, honoured enemy.

0:59:27 > 0:59:30Does big McLintock forget that also blood brothers?

0:59:30 > 0:59:33No, I'll never forget that.

0:59:33 > 0:59:35Old wound... does it hurt still?

0:59:35 > 0:59:37I feel it when it comes on to rain.

0:59:37 > 0:59:39Inch higher, and I wouldn't have had to worry.

0:59:39 > 0:59:41Aw, big McLintock,

0:59:41 > 0:59:43that was remembered fight.

0:59:43 > 0:59:45We return with news.

0:59:45 > 0:59:48Our people have more trouble.

0:59:48 > 0:59:52You see, I learn good English now, big McLintock.

0:59:52 > 0:59:55Learned in white man's jail.

0:59:55 > 0:59:58But we would have you talk our cause at government hearing.

0:59:58 > 1:00:02I understand that Governor Humphreys is

1:00:02 > 1:00:05going to preside at that meeting.

1:00:05 > 1:00:08Yes, Puma, I'll translate your wishes.

1:00:08 > 1:00:10Mr McLintock, uh,

1:00:10 > 1:00:13could I impose upon you to use your Comanche

1:00:13 > 1:00:14to tell these chiefs that...

1:00:14 > 1:00:17Puma is chief of the Comanches, and he speaks English very well.

1:00:17 > 1:00:19Oh, well...

1:00:19 > 1:00:22Your people will have to follow my instructions to the letter.

1:00:22 > 1:00:24It is the law of the land...we go.

1:00:26 > 1:00:28Well, now, just a minute...

1:00:29 > 1:00:32Well, for heaven's sakes!

1:00:39 > 1:00:42BAND PLAYS

1:00:48 > 1:00:52You wait here, honey. I'll get the buggy.

1:00:51 > 1:00:54DAVEY: Are you going to the McLintock party?

1:00:54 > 1:00:55Surely.

1:00:55 > 1:00:56Will I see you there, Beth?

1:00:56 > 1:00:58Of course, Davey, and you can have the first dance.

1:00:58 > 1:01:01Sis! Come on.

1:01:01 > 1:01:04I don't want any sister of mine talking to strangers.

1:01:04 > 1:01:08Davey's not a stranger. He clerks in Birnbaum's.

1:01:09 > 1:01:11He's an Indian.

1:01:17 > 1:01:19DEV: darn you, Drago!

1:01:21 > 1:01:24Now look what you've done.

1:01:24 > 1:01:27Baby, this is Devlin Warren. He works for your papa.

1:01:27 > 1:01:29Dev, this is Miss Becky McLintock.

1:01:29 > 1:01:31Those are my things.

1:01:31 > 1:01:33Yes, ma'am.

1:01:32 > 1:01:35Aw, I'd have known you anywhere, Miss Becky.

1:01:35 > 1:01:37What do you mean?

1:01:37 > 1:01:41Oh! I mean, you look so much like your mother. Well, even prettier!

1:01:41 > 1:01:42Oh, Mr Warren...

1:01:42 > 1:01:44Mother's much prettier than I am.

1:01:44 > 1:01:46Many a fight's started with words like that.

1:01:46 > 1:01:48Come on, get in the buggy.

1:01:48 > 1:01:49Hello, Ching!

1:01:49 > 1:01:51We got chelly pie for dinner?

1:01:51 > 1:01:52I'm not cooking!

1:01:52 > 1:01:54No, he's not.

1:01:54 > 1:01:55BECKY: Junior!

1:01:55 > 1:01:56Yes, Miss Becky!

1:01:56 > 1:01:58You remember Junior Douglas, Mama.

1:01:58 > 1:02:00Oh, of course. How's college?

1:02:00 > 1:02:01Valedictorian. 95.

1:02:01 > 1:02:03Oh, congratulations!

1:02:03 > 1:02:04Oh, Mr And Mrs Douglas,

1:02:04 > 1:02:05we will see you at the party, of course?

1:02:05 > 1:02:07Oh, delighted!

1:02:07 > 1:02:09Well, it'll be pretty hard to keep young Matt away.

1:02:09 > 1:02:10Yes, sir!

1:02:10 > 1:02:11GW: Drago!

1:02:11 > 1:02:13DRAGO: Yes, boss, baggage all loaded.

1:02:13 > 1:02:14KATE: GW!

1:02:14 > 1:02:16You remember young Junior.

1:02:16 > 1:02:19Oh, yes. Like father, like son.

1:02:19 > 1:02:21JUNIOR: Oh, uh, Mr McLintock, uh,

1:02:21 > 1:02:23I hope you don't think I'm being presumptuous

1:02:23 > 1:02:26in asking for the honour of calling on Miss Rebecca.

1:02:26 > 1:02:29Well, there she is. Ask her yourself.

1:02:29 > 1:02:31Thank you, sir!

1:02:31 > 1:02:33Ching, now I'm gonna get fired. Giddyap out of here!

1:02:33 > 1:02:36JUNIOR: Thank you, sir. Thank you!

1:02:38 > 1:02:40KATE: Have you no manners?

1:02:40 > 1:02:42BECKY: See you at the party, Junior!

1:02:42 > 1:02:43Yeah. Yeah.

1:02:43 > 1:02:45Yeah what?

1:02:45 > 1:02:47Like father, like son.

1:02:48 > 1:02:51What did he mean, Matthew?

1:02:53 > 1:02:56DRAGO: Come on, Ching. Grab a root and growl.

1:02:56 > 1:02:58CHING SPEAKS CHINESE

1:02:59 > 1:03:01COW MOOS

1:03:04 > 1:03:06Well, you're doing a good job, Miss McLintock.

1:03:06 > 1:03:07Thank you, Mrs Warren.

1:03:07 > 1:03:09Dev!

1:03:09 > 1:03:10When you're finished there,

1:03:10 > 1:03:12go over and help Drago with the beer kegs.

1:03:12 > 1:03:13Yes, Mom.

1:03:15 > 1:03:18Uh, Dev, could you come and help me a minute?

1:03:24 > 1:03:27I certainly was surprised to hear you went to college.

1:03:27 > 1:03:28Why?

1:03:28 > 1:03:29I don't know.

1:03:29 > 1:03:31Junior says Purdue's a good college

1:03:31 > 1:03:33for a backwater place like Indiana.

1:03:33 > 1:03:35Well, he did, indeed?

1:03:35 > 1:03:38Oh, could you do this? I can't reach it.

1:03:38 > 1:03:41Why didn't you finish college?

1:03:41 > 1:03:42Lack of funds.

1:03:42 > 1:03:45My father got sick and he had to come out West,

1:03:45 > 1:03:47so he took out a homestead.

1:03:47 > 1:03:49You know, your mom's sure cute.

1:03:49 > 1:03:52It's, uh, too bad you didn't inherit her eyes.

1:03:56 > 1:03:58Well, you'd been lucky if you'd inherited

1:03:58 > 1:04:00a few things from your father.

1:04:00 > 1:04:02Oh, really?

1:04:02 > 1:04:04For instance?

1:04:04 > 1:04:07His common sense, for instance.

1:04:07 > 1:04:08Common sense?

1:04:08 > 1:04:10Yeah. You don't see him being fooled

1:04:10 > 1:04:12by some dude like Junior Douglas.

1:04:12 > 1:04:14Junior's not a dude!

1:04:14 > 1:04:15He's nifty.

1:04:15 > 1:04:18This needs a woman's touch.

1:04:18 > 1:04:21And besides, he got a letter at college.

1:04:21 > 1:04:22What sport?

1:04:22 > 1:04:23Glee Club.

1:04:23 > 1:04:25Very strenuous.

1:04:25 > 1:04:28Hmmph! Oooh!

1:04:28 > 1:04:31Oh! Don't you dare hug me!

1:04:31 > 1:04:32Ooh!

1:04:32 > 1:04:34I have no intention of hugging you.

1:04:35 > 1:04:37Oooh!

1:04:47 > 1:04:50MUSIC PLAYS

1:05:20 > 1:05:23Ladies all look lovely, Katherine.

1:05:23 > 1:05:25You know, this is a real fine party.

1:05:25 > 1:05:27Oh, thank you, Ben.

1:05:27 > 1:05:29Of course, we had to invite everybody.

1:05:29 > 1:05:31Just everybody.

1:05:33 > 1:05:35Sorry, GW, but this one's mine.

1:05:35 > 1:05:37Well, thank you, Mrs Warren.

1:05:37 > 1:05:39I guess I'll have to be a good host in my own home.

1:05:39 > 1:05:41Well, the next one's yours, Mr McLintock.

1:05:41 > 1:05:43Thank you.

1:06:10 > 1:06:12Drago, go and do what I told you to do.

1:06:12 > 1:06:13Oh, Katie!

1:06:13 > 1:06:15Katherine! And do as you're told!

1:06:15 > 1:06:19Ohh, "Drago, do this, Drago, do that!"

1:06:21 > 1:06:23Yee-ha!

1:06:23 > 1:06:24People, people, people!

1:06:24 > 1:06:26This Douglas feller...

1:06:26 > 1:06:27KATE: Drago!

1:06:27 > 1:06:29DRAGO: Yes, ma'am.

1:06:29 > 1:06:31Matt Douglas, Jr...

1:06:31 > 1:06:32Is going to bring you folks

1:06:32 > 1:06:35Some of the latest terpsichorean dance steps,

1:06:35 > 1:06:39brand-new, brought by him directly from New York City.

1:06:39 > 1:06:41SQUEALS AND APPLAUSE

1:06:41 > 1:06:43All right, Mr Fiddler.

1:06:43 > 1:06:45DANCE MUSIC

1:07:24 > 1:07:26Give me a whisky!

1:07:26 > 1:07:27SPEAKS CHINESE

1:07:27 > 1:07:28What?

1:07:28 > 1:07:30This turn a ten-gallon party, boss.

1:07:30 > 1:07:32We are run out of whisky.

1:07:32 > 1:07:34Well, I can take care of that, Ching.

1:07:34 > 1:07:35SPEAKS CHINESE

1:07:49 > 1:07:50YOUNG BEN: Indian!

1:07:50 > 1:07:52Indian!

1:07:56 > 1:07:59And you still got any ideas about asking my sister to dance,

1:07:59 > 1:08:02get up and we can do this all over again.

1:08:02 > 1:08:03Yes!

1:08:03 > 1:08:05That's enough! You fought it! It's all over!

1:08:05 > 1:08:06Quit butting in, Birnbaum!

1:08:06 > 1:08:08He's your hired man, not your son!

1:08:08 > 1:08:10Look, you fought him fair and square!

1:08:10 > 1:08:13DEV: I don't think it was so fair and square.

1:08:13 > 1:08:15Well, you want to take up where he left off?

1:08:15 > 1:08:18If I did, you wouldn't find it so easy.

1:08:21 > 1:08:24JAKE: Now, we've had enough of this!

1:08:24 > 1:08:25Well, when are you going to quit walking away?

1:08:25 > 1:08:27Just as soon as we're out of sight of the party.

1:08:27 > 1:08:29A little lesson I learned back home -

1:08:29 > 1:08:30don't fight in front of women.

1:08:30 > 1:08:31Well, we're out of sight now.

1:08:31 > 1:08:32So we are.

1:08:48 > 1:08:51Such vulgarity.

1:08:51 > 1:08:54Someone should do something about it.

1:08:54 > 1:08:55You're right.

1:08:56 > 1:08:58Absolutely right.

1:09:26 > 1:09:29You all right, young Ben?

1:09:29 > 1:09:32I'm all right, Mr McLintock.

1:09:32 > 1:09:34Pretty fancy fighting for a country boy.

1:09:34 > 1:09:37Two years at Purdue, Mr McLintock,

1:09:37 > 1:09:38on the boxing team.

1:09:38 > 1:09:42I never thought any farmer could whip me...

1:09:42 > 1:09:44but you sure did.

1:09:44 > 1:09:45Better get him cleaned up.

1:09:45 > 1:09:47Get him some water, Jake.

1:09:47 > 1:09:48Yeah.

1:10:05 > 1:10:07Well, get yourself cleaned up.

1:10:07 > 1:10:09Go ask that girl for a dance.

1:10:09 > 1:10:11Who?

1:10:14 > 1:10:17Oh!

1:10:17 > 1:10:19Did I miss one?

1:10:19 > 1:10:20FAUNTLEROY: Where is he?

1:10:20 > 1:10:21I'll find him, that young whippersnapper!

1:10:21 > 1:10:22Trouble.

1:10:22 > 1:10:24FAUNTLEROY: Where is that farmer boy? Where is he?

1:10:24 > 1:10:27Where is he, GW?

1:10:27 > 1:10:29Oh, so you're the young farmer boy

1:10:29 > 1:10:31that whipped my nephew!

1:10:31 > 1:10:33Well, I'm Fauntleroy Sage, young Ben's uncle.

1:10:33 > 1:10:35Well, I'm no farmer, but if you're young Ben's uncle,

1:10:35 > 1:10:38yes, I whipped him, and you're intruding.

1:10:38 > 1:10:40What's "intruding" mean?

1:10:40 > 1:10:41Butting in.

1:10:41 > 1:10:43Oh, so he's insulting me!

1:10:43 > 1:10:45Well, then I got another reason for walloping him,

1:10:45 > 1:10:48besides on account of him thrashing my nephew young Ben.

1:10:48 > 1:10:51Fauntleroy, you can't get mixed up in these youngsters' quarrel.

1:10:51 > 1:10:53Family honour.

1:10:53 > 1:10:55I can't have it said a farmer whipped a Sage!

1:10:55 > 1:10:57You're twice his size.

1:10:57 > 1:10:59DEV: Don't let that bother you, Mr McLintock.

1:10:59 > 1:11:01If Mr Fauntleroy insists,

1:11:01 > 1:11:03I'll just have to teach him the same lesson.

1:11:16 > 1:11:17Say!

1:11:23 > 1:11:25FAUNTLEROY: Sorry, young feller.

1:11:25 > 1:11:26Ha ha ha ha!

1:11:26 > 1:11:29FAUNTLEROY: Hate to have to do that, young fella.

1:11:29 > 1:11:30No hard feelings.

1:11:30 > 1:11:32Not yet.

1:11:32 > 1:11:34GW: Not yet what?

1:11:34 > 1:11:35I mean, that isn't all.

1:11:35 > 1:11:37Now, wait a minute.

1:11:37 > 1:11:41Fauntleroy, we're gonna make this a fair fight.

1:11:41 > 1:11:44'course we are. 'course we are, GW.

1:11:44 > 1:11:45There'll be none of this.

1:11:45 > 1:11:47I wouldn't do that, GW.

1:11:47 > 1:11:48You wouldn't do...

1:11:48 > 1:11:50Nooo! I wouldn't do that!

1:11:50 > 1:11:51And, Dev,

1:11:51 > 1:11:54I don't want you kicking Fauntleroy in the knee.

1:11:54 > 1:11:56He didn't do no such thing!

1:11:56 > 1:11:58And none of this nose-twisting.

1:11:58 > 1:11:59FAUNTLEROY SCREAMS

1:11:59 > 1:12:01He's all yours.

1:12:10 > 1:12:12Where are my glasses?

1:12:12 > 1:12:14You all right, young feller?

1:12:14 > 1:12:15Ouch! I'm all right,

1:12:15 > 1:12:18if this Indian agent'll stop stepping all over me.

1:12:18 > 1:12:21GW, you was just funning me,

1:12:21 > 1:12:23but I want you to know

1:12:23 > 1:12:25that boy fought me a fair fight.

1:12:25 > 1:12:28Well, I'm glad to hear that, Fauntleroy.

1:12:28 > 1:12:29YOUNG BEN: Where's my uncle?

1:12:29 > 1:12:32Fauntleroy, what have you been doing?

1:12:32 > 1:12:34I hope my uncle didn't bother anybody.

1:12:34 > 1:12:35No bother.

1:12:35 > 1:12:38GW: I think we'd better join the ladies

1:12:38 > 1:12:40before they get curious. Drago!

1:12:40 > 1:12:43Fauntleroy, let's line them all up for a do-si-do.

1:12:43 > 1:12:44Jake...

1:12:44 > 1:12:47You think tincture of arnica would help?

1:12:47 > 1:12:51Could be. Used to help you.

1:12:52 > 1:12:55Gentlemen, to the medicine cabinet.

1:13:13 > 1:13:16Good morning, Drago.

1:13:16 > 1:13:18Morning, baby. You seen Daddy?

1:13:18 > 1:13:21Took off with a scatter gun over his arm. Went hunting. Oh.

1:13:31 > 1:13:33GUNSHOT

1:13:35 > 1:13:37HORSE WHINNIES

1:13:47 > 1:13:48Morning, Daddy.

1:13:48 > 1:13:50Good afternoon.

1:13:49 > 1:13:52What gets you out so early?

1:13:52 > 1:13:55There's something I have to get straight in my mind.

1:13:55 > 1:13:57Yeah?

1:13:57 > 1:13:59What?

1:13:59 > 1:14:00Mama.

1:14:07 > 1:14:11Why did you and Mama stop living together, Daddy?

1:14:11 > 1:14:14Why did you separate?

1:14:15 > 1:14:17Aren't you going to answer me?

1:14:17 > 1:14:18Nope.

1:14:18 > 1:14:20It's sort of my business, I think.

1:14:20 > 1:14:23I don't.

1:14:23 > 1:14:26Is it another woman? Usually is.

1:14:26 > 1:14:30At your age, you always know what's usual.

1:14:30 > 1:14:31Is it Mrs Warren?

1:14:31 > 1:14:34Becky...

1:14:34 > 1:14:37I don't want to start laying the law down your first day back home,

1:14:37 > 1:14:40but I'll have no more such talk.

1:14:40 > 1:14:43First time I ever saw Mrs Warren was last week.

1:14:43 > 1:14:45She has a job here at which she's very good,

1:14:45 > 1:14:48and I hope you'll have the good manners to...

1:14:48 > 1:14:50not pry into other people's business...

1:14:50 > 1:14:52GUNSHOT

1:14:53 > 1:14:55Your mother's and mine.

1:14:55 > 1:14:58Pretty good shot, Daddy.

1:14:58 > 1:15:00Oh, I can understand your trouble.

1:15:00 > 1:15:03Mama's often so, well, so petulant.

1:15:03 > 1:15:05Petulant?

1:15:05 > 1:15:08You learned a lot of words back East, Becky.

1:15:08 > 1:15:10Wish to God they'd have taught you some meanings.

1:15:10 > 1:15:13You were only about six months old when your...

1:15:13 > 1:15:15mother stayed alone with you in a sod hut

1:15:15 > 1:15:17under eight foot of snow,

1:15:17 > 1:15:21while I moved the herd 300 miles south to try and save it.

1:15:21 > 1:15:24Saved about half of it.

1:15:24 > 1:15:25You were a little more than a year old at the time

1:15:25 > 1:15:28of the great Comanche raids.

1:15:28 > 1:15:32We stood off 500 plains Indians for nine days.

1:15:32 > 1:15:34Petulant, Becky?

1:15:34 > 1:15:37I think you better go on home.

1:15:37 > 1:15:39See that Ching gets those birds.

1:15:54 > 1:15:56Becky!

1:15:56 > 1:15:58Come here.

1:16:06 > 1:16:09There's something I ought to tell you.

1:16:09 > 1:16:11Guess now is as good a time as any.

1:16:11 > 1:16:13You're going to have every young buck

1:16:13 > 1:16:17west of the Missouri around here trying to marry you,

1:16:17 > 1:16:19mostly because you're a handsome filly,

1:16:19 > 1:16:22but partly because I own everything in this country

1:16:22 > 1:16:24from here to there.

1:16:24 > 1:16:26They'll think you're going to inherit it.

1:16:26 > 1:16:29Well, you're not.

1:16:29 > 1:16:31I'm going to leave most of it to...

1:16:31 > 1:16:34Well, to the nation, really, for a park

1:16:34 > 1:16:38where no lumbermen will cut down all the trees

1:16:38 > 1:16:41for houses with leaky roofs.

1:16:41 > 1:16:44Nobody will kill all the beaver for hats for dudes,

1:16:44 > 1:16:46nor murder the buffalo for robes.

1:16:46 > 1:16:52What I'm gonna give you is a 500-cow spread on the upper green river.

1:16:52 > 1:16:55Now, that may not seem like much,

1:16:55 > 1:16:58but it's more than we had, your mother and I.

1:16:59 > 1:17:02Some folks are gonna say I'm doing all this

1:17:02 > 1:17:04so I can sit up in the hereafter,

1:17:04 > 1:17:07and look down on a park named after me.

1:17:07 > 1:17:09Or that I was disappointed in you.

1:17:09 > 1:17:12Didn't want you to get all that money.

1:17:12 > 1:17:16But the real reason, Becky, is because I love you,

1:17:16 > 1:17:20and I want you and some young man to have what I had.

1:17:20 > 1:17:24Because all the gold in the United States Treasury,

1:17:24 > 1:17:27And all the harp music in heaven can't equal

1:17:27 > 1:17:30what happens between a man and a woman

1:17:30 > 1:17:32with all that growing together.

1:17:33 > 1:17:37I can't explain it any better than that.

1:17:44 > 1:17:46All right, Daddy.

1:17:48 > 1:17:50Becky!

1:17:54 > 1:17:58When you're as old as I am, you'll thank me for this.

1:17:59 > 1:18:01Daddy, I'm full-grown.

1:18:01 > 1:18:04I wasn't worrying about me.

1:18:04 > 1:18:07I was thinking about you and Mama.

1:18:24 > 1:18:28WOMAN LAUGHS

1:18:34 > 1:18:37LAUGHTER CONTINUES

1:18:38 > 1:18:40Oh!

1:18:48 > 1:18:51All three of them fell right out of the carriage!

1:18:51 > 1:18:54THEY LAUGH

1:18:54 > 1:18:56Well, it's getting rather late, Becky. It's bedtime.

1:18:56 > 1:19:02Oh, Mother, he brought this. He must have intended to use it.

1:19:02 > 1:19:03Sing us a song.

1:19:03 > 1:19:07Well, if you really want me to. Gosh, I haven't played in...

1:19:07 > 1:19:08You know Just Right For Me? Sure!

1:19:08 > 1:19:10It's the rage now.

1:19:10 > 1:19:12Oh.

1:19:15 > 1:19:18Dev, what are you doing?

1:19:18 > 1:19:20Oh, I, uh...

1:19:22 > 1:19:24I thought I'd get another cigar.

1:19:24 > 1:19:26Well, you've got one in your mouth,

1:19:26 > 1:19:27and two burning in the tray...

1:19:27 > 1:19:30And that move.

1:19:29 > 1:19:33The fellas want me to play all the time.

1:19:33 > 1:19:39# You're cuter than a baby steer

1:19:39 > 1:19:44# And softer than a mouse's ear

1:19:44 > 1:19:48# I want the whole wide world to hear

1:19:48 > 1:19:54# You're just right for me

1:19:54 > 1:19:56# You're sweeter than...#

1:19:56 > 1:20:00Not that rhythm. Do it like they do at the plaza. I know the words.

1:20:00 > 1:20:03Sure, Becky. Will you sing with me?

1:20:03 > 1:20:04Of course. All right.

1:20:09 > 1:20:14# I love a man who's witty and smart and clever...#

1:20:14 > 1:20:16It's your move. Oh.

1:20:16 > 1:20:18# ...my heart forever...#

1:20:18 > 1:20:21Oh, Dev, you're playing like an amateur.

1:20:21 > 1:20:23Let's call it an evening.

1:20:23 > 1:20:26I'd like to know where your mind is tonight.

1:20:26 > 1:20:30# You're sweeter than the early spring

1:20:30 > 1:20:34# Or bluebells when they start to... #

1:20:34 > 1:20:35Pretty good.

1:20:35 > 1:20:38Voice like her father.

1:20:38 > 1:20:44# You're just right for me

1:20:44 > 1:20:45# Sweeter than honey

1:20:45 > 1:20:47# Finer than wine

1:20:47 > 1:20:49# I'm sure they found you

1:20:49 > 1:20:52# On that honeysuckle vine

1:20:52 > 1:20:56# I would melt in your embrace

1:20:56 > 1:20:59# You'd disappear without a trace

1:20:59 > 1:21:04# To die like this is no disgrace

1:21:04 > 1:21:08# This is the time, this is the place

1:21:08 > 1:21:11# For you're

1:21:10 > 1:21:14# Just right for me! #

1:21:18 > 1:21:22Well, it's so good, I kind of hate to break this up,

1:21:22 > 1:21:25but if we're going to have that Indian hearing tomorrow morning...

1:21:25 > 1:21:29Sir, about our conversation earlier this evening.

1:21:29 > 1:21:31I believe I'd better apologise.

1:21:31 > 1:21:32Yeah?

1:21:32 > 1:21:34Yes, sir, I've been thinking it over,

1:21:34 > 1:21:35and when I called you a reactionary,

1:21:35 > 1:21:40well, that's merely my generation's term for your generation.

1:21:40 > 1:21:43Nothing personal, sir. Oh, really?

1:21:43 > 1:21:46Ahem. Well, goodnight, sir.

1:21:46 > 1:21:48Good night, Mrs McLintock.

1:21:48 > 1:21:50Goodnight, and do come again.

1:21:50 > 1:21:52JUNIOR: Good night, Drago.

1:21:52 > 1:21:53Night!

1:21:56 > 1:21:59Boss...what does "reactionary" mean?

1:21:59 > 1:22:01Me, I guess.

1:22:01 > 1:22:05He says that anyone that wanted to sell at a profit was a reactionary.

1:22:05 > 1:22:07Was we reactionaries when you was selling beef cattle

1:22:07 > 1:22:10for six cents a pound on the hoof?

1:22:10 > 1:22:13Well, no use arguing with him. College boy.

1:22:27 > 1:22:30Devlin Warren, if you was my kind of man,

1:22:30 > 1:22:33you wouldn't let some dude walk off with the prettiest girl west of Denver

1:22:33 > 1:22:36without putting up a fight. Does it show?

1:22:35 > 1:22:39What can I do? I'm just one of her father's employees.

1:22:39 > 1:22:40I'm just a hired hand around here.

1:22:40 > 1:22:42Every so often, Dev,

1:22:42 > 1:22:47you spill the strangest ideas.

1:22:47 > 1:22:48Everybody works for somebody.

1:22:48 > 1:22:51Me, I work for everybody in these United States

1:22:51 > 1:22:54that steps into a butcher's shop for a T-bone steak,

1:22:54 > 1:22:56and you work for me.

1:22:55 > 1:22:57There's not much difference.

1:22:57 > 1:23:01Daddy, the most terrible thing just happened!

1:23:01 > 1:23:04Junior's horse ran away. The one he rented at the livery stable.

1:23:04 > 1:23:07You tied up a rented horse by the reins?

1:23:07 > 1:23:09He's probably back in the stall by now.

1:23:09 > 1:23:12I think we can get Junior something that he can ride.

1:23:12 > 1:23:15What I'd rather do, Daddy, is drive Junior home in our barouche.

1:23:15 > 1:23:19It's a lovely evening, and I'm sure Uncle Drago wouldn't mind driving.

1:23:19 > 1:23:23I would, and I got the kind of manners don't keep me from saying so.

1:23:23 > 1:23:25I'll drive him home, Mr McLintock,

1:23:25 > 1:23:27and you don't have to come, Miss Becky.

1:23:27 > 1:23:28I'll see that he gets home safely.

1:23:28 > 1:23:30I can take care of myself.

1:23:30 > 1:23:32You got yourself afoot, didn't you?

1:23:32 > 1:23:34Dev, get the carriage. Drago.

1:23:34 > 1:23:36I'm going with them.

1:23:36 > 1:23:38Now you've got me wrangling dudes.

1:23:49 > 1:23:51BECKY AND JUNIOR SING

1:23:51 > 1:23:57# You make a man feel like a king

1:23:57 > 1:23:59# You're just right for me...#

1:23:59 > 1:24:03Miss Becky, somebody better help me watch the road.

1:24:03 > 1:24:06You know, I'm new around here. Might take the wrong turnoff.

1:24:06 > 1:24:10Devlin Warren, you know there isn't a turnoff between here and town.

1:24:10 > 1:24:15# You disappear without a trace

1:24:15 > 1:24:18# To die like this is no disgrace

1:24:18 > 1:24:22# This is the time, this is the place...#

1:24:22 > 1:24:24Ya! Ya!

1:24:25 > 1:24:28Devlin Warren, what are you trying to do, kill us?

1:24:28 > 1:24:32Would you rather have your friend drive? Ya!

1:24:45 > 1:24:47Daddy! Daddy!

1:24:47 > 1:24:49I have never been so humiliated in my entire life!

1:24:49 > 1:24:53I said what I said, and I'll stand by it to the death.

1:24:53 > 1:24:56Shoot him, Daddy. Shoot him at once.

1:24:56 > 1:24:57Well, why?

1:24:57 > 1:24:59My honour is at stake.

1:24:59 > 1:25:00Well, now, your honour?

1:25:00 > 1:25:03Absolutely. He impugned my honour.

1:25:03 > 1:25:05Impugned? What does that mean?

1:25:05 > 1:25:07Slander! He slandered my honour!

1:25:07 > 1:25:09He did?

1:25:09 > 1:25:11I said what I said, and I'll stand by it to the death.

1:25:11 > 1:25:13He admits it! See? Shoot him!

1:25:13 > 1:25:15Well, what is he admitting to?

1:25:15 > 1:25:18He called me a... I won't even repeat the word.

1:25:18 > 1:25:19I didn't necessarily call you anything,

1:25:19 > 1:25:22but I said what I said, and I'll stand by it.

1:25:22 > 1:25:25Well, just for the tally books, what did you say?

1:25:25 > 1:25:28I said that any girl who would permit a man to kiss her

1:25:28 > 1:25:30before they're formally engaged is a trollop.

1:25:30 > 1:25:32He said it again! Shoot him!

1:25:32 > 1:25:33Now, hold on.

1:25:33 > 1:25:34No, don't hold on!

1:25:34 > 1:25:37If you're my father, if you love me, you'll shoot him.

1:25:37 > 1:25:42Well, I'm your father, and I sure love you,

1:25:42 > 1:25:43So...

1:25:43 > 1:25:49Oh, you shot him! You really shot him! If he dies...

1:25:49 > 1:25:52If he dies, he'll be the first man ever killed with a blank cartridge.

1:25:52 > 1:25:55We use this to start the races on the fourth.

1:25:55 > 1:25:58Hey, I'm on fire!

1:25:58 > 1:25:59Oh, you poor dear!

1:25:59 > 1:26:03Poor dear! You'd have had me shot in cold blood!

1:26:03 > 1:26:05But it didn't happen.

1:26:05 > 1:26:06Yelling I insulted you and all!

1:26:06 > 1:26:09What you need is a good spanking! Oh, Dev! Daddy!

1:26:09 > 1:26:11Leave me out of this.

1:26:11 > 1:26:14I think I'll give you what you deserve.

1:26:14 > 1:26:16You wouldn't dare! Oh, wouldn't I?

1:26:16 > 1:26:18You'll think next time before you have someone shot,

1:26:18 > 1:26:20and this kicking and yelling isn't going to help...

1:26:20 > 1:26:23Don't! Daddy, wait a minute! Daddy!

1:26:23 > 1:26:25SHE SCREAMS

1:26:25 > 1:26:28Daddy, help me! Don't!

1:26:28 > 1:26:32Oh! Devlin Warren, I hate you! I hate you!

1:26:32 > 1:26:36Mommy! Mommy! Oh!

1:26:36 > 1:26:38GW, was that a shot?

1:26:40 > 1:26:42Ohh!

1:26:45 > 1:26:46Becky, what happened?

1:26:46 > 1:26:48He spanked me!

1:26:49 > 1:26:52You spanked my daughter?

1:26:52 > 1:26:54Dev.

1:26:54 > 1:26:58Oh! You mean you stood there while that brute beat our daughter?

1:26:58 > 1:27:01GW, what's happened to you in the last three years?

1:27:01 > 1:27:02Better part of valour, son.

1:27:02 > 1:27:06Isn't it enough that you've always treated me like a squaw,

1:27:06 > 1:27:08without subjecting dear, sweet Becky to this crude, vulgar...

1:27:08 > 1:27:11You women are always raising hell about one thing

1:27:11 > 1:27:13when it's something else you're really sore about.

1:27:13 > 1:27:18Don't you think it's about time you told me what put the burr under your saddle about me?

1:27:18 > 1:27:22I don't intend to stand here and hold a midnight conversation

1:27:22 > 1:27:25with an intoxicated man.

1:27:33 > 1:27:35And I am NOT intoxicated...

1:27:37 > 1:27:39DOOR SLAMS

1:27:39 > 1:27:40..yet!

1:27:46 > 1:27:48Hello, Governor!

1:27:48 > 1:27:50Hello, Governor!

1:28:07 > 1:28:09Chief Puma.

1:28:09 > 1:28:11Yes, Sergeant.

1:28:11 > 1:28:15Big McLintock, we know you'll get us fair judgment.

1:28:15 > 1:28:18You gentlemen follow me.

1:28:23 > 1:28:24Well, Jake...

1:28:24 > 1:28:26GW?

1:28:31 > 1:28:33Well, GW, it's been a long time.

1:28:33 > 1:28:36Not long enough, Cuthbert.

1:28:38 > 1:28:40Your husband is a rude man.

1:28:40 > 1:28:42Yes, Cuthbert, I know.

1:28:55 > 1:28:58Where you want the Indians, Mr McLintock?

1:28:58 > 1:29:00Mr McLintock is not running this hearing.

1:29:00 > 1:29:03Sergeant, seat those Indians. Yes, sir.

1:29:03 > 1:29:05Gentlemen, be seated.

1:29:06 > 1:29:09Their whole tribe here wanted to come into town.

1:29:09 > 1:29:11Proceed, Lieutenant.

1:29:12 > 1:29:14This hearing is now in session.

1:29:14 > 1:29:17Governor Cuthbert Humphreys presiding.

1:29:17 > 1:29:18Good luck, Daddy.

1:29:18 > 1:29:20I'm afraid it's a packed court.

1:29:20 > 1:29:23Government edict number 826.

1:29:23 > 1:29:26"It is ordered that the Comanche nation be transferred

1:29:26 > 1:29:28"from their present reservation to Fort Sill.

1:29:28 > 1:29:33"It is the government's claim, as filed by Indian agent Agard

1:29:33 > 1:29:37"that these chiefs, after being released from prison by a kindly government

1:29:37 > 1:29:42"did then rouse and incite defiance among the tribe against said order."

1:29:42 > 1:29:46It seems, gentlemen, that although some of these chiefs speak English -

1:29:46 > 1:29:49Chief Puma is quite at home in our language -

1:29:49 > 1:29:53They have chosen Mr McLintock to be their spokesman.

1:29:53 > 1:29:58I speak for the Comanche, or rather, I offer this translation.

1:29:58 > 1:30:01Proceed, Mr McLintock.

1:30:07 > 1:30:09The Comanches say,

1:30:09 > 1:30:14"We are an old people and a proud people.

1:30:14 > 1:30:16"When the white man first came among us,

1:30:16 > 1:30:19"we were as many as the grasses of the prairie.

1:30:19 > 1:30:23"Now we are few, but we are still proud,

1:30:23 > 1:30:27"for if a man lose his pride and manhood, he is nothing.

1:30:27 > 1:30:32"You tell us now that if we will let you send us away to this place called Fort Sill,

1:30:32 > 1:30:35"you will feed us and care for us.

1:30:35 > 1:30:37"Let us tell you this -

1:30:37 > 1:30:43"It is a Comanche law that no chief ever eats unless first he sees that the pots are full of meat

1:30:43 > 1:30:46"in the lodges of the widows and orphans.

1:30:46 > 1:30:49"It is the Comanche way of life.

1:30:49 > 1:30:51"This that the white man calls charity

1:30:51 > 1:30:54"is a fine thing for widows and orphans,

1:30:54 > 1:30:56"but no warrior can accept it,

1:30:56 > 1:30:59"for if he does, he is no longer a man,

1:30:59 > 1:31:04"and when he is no longer a man, he is nothing, and better off dead.

1:31:04 > 1:31:05"you say to the Comanche,

1:31:05 > 1:31:08"You are widows and orphans. You are not men."

1:31:08 > 1:31:11"And we the Comanches say we would rather be dead.

1:31:11 > 1:31:14"It will not be a remembered fight when you kill us,

1:31:14 > 1:31:17"because we are few now, and have few weapons,

1:31:17 > 1:31:22"But we will fight, and we will die Comanche."

1:31:25 > 1:31:27Thank you, Big McLintock.

1:31:27 > 1:31:32Am I to gather the Comanche defy the government of the United States?

1:31:32 > 1:31:37Yes, you may gather that the Comanche defy the United States Government,

1:31:37 > 1:31:38or at least, this commission.

1:31:38 > 1:31:40Gentlemen.

1:31:40 > 1:31:42OFFICIALS WHISPER

1:31:47 > 1:31:49It is the order of this court

1:31:49 > 1:31:52that these chiefs be incarcerated until such time

1:31:52 > 1:31:55as the detachment of United States cavalry be made available

1:31:55 > 1:32:00to escort them and the Comanche nation to Fort Sill.

1:32:00 > 1:32:02This court is adjourned.

1:32:05 > 1:32:07Ho, McLintock!

1:32:07 > 1:32:10You are important chief amongst these white people.

1:32:10 > 1:32:11Sway them.

1:32:11 > 1:32:15Have them give us few guns to make the fight worthwhile.

1:32:15 > 1:32:18Let us have one last remembered fight for end of Comanche.

1:32:18 > 1:32:22I almost wish I could arrange that, Puma.

1:32:22 > 1:32:24HE SPEAKS IN DIALECT

1:32:24 > 1:32:26HE SPEAKS IN DIALECT

1:32:28 > 1:32:29Sergeant!

1:32:29 > 1:32:30Yes!

1:32:30 > 1:32:32Left, right, carry on.

1:32:32 > 1:32:34Gentlemen!

1:32:41 > 1:32:44It's sad, these changing times.

1:32:44 > 1:32:47It isn't the times that are changing, Mama.

1:32:57 > 1:33:00PEOPLE CHANT

1:33:11 > 1:33:13Hi, GW.

1:33:13 > 1:33:14Hello, Lem.

1:33:29 > 1:33:30Bunny!

1:33:30 > 1:33:34Oh, howdy, McLintock.

1:33:34 > 1:33:36I figured you'd be belly-down drunk by now.

1:33:36 > 1:33:39I've been doing some thinking drinking, Bunny.

1:33:39 > 1:33:42Is that boxcar still on the siding?

1:33:42 > 1:33:44Well, sure, but... But what?

1:33:44 > 1:33:46I don't like it. You don't, eh?

1:33:46 > 1:33:48You figure if them Indians get out,

1:33:48 > 1:33:50and lead the cavalry on a wild goose chase,

1:33:50 > 1:33:52that great white father will get nosey.

1:33:52 > 1:33:53And he'll investigate,

1:33:53 > 1:33:58and when they find out how that sidesaddle governor's been messing things up,

1:33:58 > 1:34:00they'll give those Indians a fair trial.

1:34:00 > 1:34:02But that's live ammunition in that boxcar!

1:34:02 > 1:34:05You know what will happen if them Indians get guns.

1:34:05 > 1:34:06Somebody will get hurt.

1:34:06 > 1:34:08Is Puma's word good enough for you?

1:34:08 > 1:34:12Well... McLintock, you got yourself a partner.

1:34:12 > 1:34:14Leave me out of this.

1:34:14 > 1:34:17Hey, McLintock...

1:34:16 > 1:34:18HE CHUCKLES

1:34:18 > 1:34:20Goodnight, Bunny.

1:34:22 > 1:34:24Good night, Governor(!)

1:34:25 > 1:34:27Governor!

1:34:27 > 1:34:35# Where is the Katie with her light red hair?

1:34:35 > 1:34:41# Sweet as the roses on the summer air

1:34:41 > 1:34:43# I'll find her somewhere

1:34:43 > 1:34:47# While the moon is high

1:34:47 > 1:34:51# And tell her that I love her

1:34:51 > 1:34:54# And I'll love her till I die! #

1:34:54 > 1:34:55Katie!

1:34:55 > 1:34:58Katie Gilhooley!

1:34:58 > 1:35:01The master's home!

1:35:01 > 1:35:02Katie!

1:35:02 > 1:35:04Katie!

1:35:04 > 1:35:08Katherine Gilhooley McLintock!

1:35:08 > 1:35:11Where is the woman of the house?

1:35:11 > 1:35:13Uh, Mr McLintock...

1:35:13 > 1:35:15Oh, there you...

1:35:15 > 1:35:18Mrs Warren!

1:35:18 > 1:35:19Oh, good evening.

1:35:19 > 1:35:22I waited up for you, Mr McLintock.

1:35:21 > 1:35:23Oh, how nice.

1:35:23 > 1:35:25I want to talk to you about something.

1:35:25 > 1:35:27Delighted, delighted.

1:35:27 > 1:35:30309 times straight.

1:35:30 > 1:35:31I beg your pardon?

1:35:31 > 1:35:34309 times straight, without a miss.

1:35:34 > 1:35:36Got to be a record.

1:35:36 > 1:35:38I suppose so. Now, Mr Mclintock...

1:35:38 > 1:35:41Two-pound stetson with six-inch brim,

1:35:41 > 1:35:4453 feet in the air. It's got to be a record.

1:35:44 > 1:35:47I'm sure it is, but...

1:35:47 > 1:35:50Dagnamit, woman, can't you hold that glass still?

1:35:50 > 1:35:51Of course, sir.

1:35:51 > 1:35:53Now...

1:35:53 > 1:35:56Down the hatch to my world record.

1:35:56 > 1:36:00Down the hatch!

1:36:00 > 1:36:02Yes, sir.

1:36:07 > 1:36:08And now...

1:36:08 > 1:36:11To the governor of our territory.

1:36:11 > 1:36:13T-t-the governor of the territory, sir?

1:36:13 > 1:36:17Now, don't you stick up for him, Mrs Warren.

1:36:17 > 1:36:19You're a fine woman, Mrs Warren,

1:36:19 > 1:36:21but you'll certainly go down in my estimation

1:36:21 > 1:36:24If you stick up for Cuthbert H Humphrey,

1:36:24 > 1:36:25governor of this territory.

1:36:25 > 1:36:28I don't mean to change... Down the hatch.

1:36:28 > 1:36:31Oh...yes, sir. Down the hatch.

1:36:34 > 1:36:40Cuthbert H Humphrey, governor of our territory, is a cull.

1:36:40 > 1:36:43Do you know what a cull is, ma'am?

1:36:42 > 1:36:45A cull is a specimen that is so worthless

1:36:45 > 1:36:48that you have to cut him out of the herd.

1:36:48 > 1:36:52Now, if all the people in the world were put in one herd,

1:36:51 > 1:36:55Cuthbert is the one I would throw my rope at.

1:36:55 > 1:36:58At whom...at whom I would throw my rope at.

1:36:58 > 1:37:01Natural-born cull.

1:37:01 > 1:37:02Another touch, ma'am?

1:37:02 > 1:37:05Oh, no, sir, no.

1:37:07 > 1:37:10Well, I... I don't mind if I do.

1:37:10 > 1:37:11Good.

1:37:11 > 1:37:15Can't walk on one leg. Oh, I didn't mean to be vulgar, ma'am.

1:37:14 > 1:37:17Can't walk on one limb.

1:37:17 > 1:37:18It's all right.

1:37:18 > 1:37:21Sounds silly. Only a bird can walk on a limb.

1:37:21 > 1:37:25You know my wife? Her name's Kate.

1:37:25 > 1:37:27She insists on being called Katherine. Do you know her?

1:37:27 > 1:37:30Of course, Mr McLintock, and that's what I wanted to talk...

1:37:30 > 1:37:35Well, she thinks that Cuthbert H Humphrey is panting for her

1:37:34 > 1:37:38like a bull buffalo at the first green-up of spring,

1:37:38 > 1:37:41but what Cuthbert is panting for is my money.

1:37:41 > 1:37:43HE TUTS

1:37:43 > 1:37:46Don't make me feel like I'm drinking alone, ma'am.

1:37:46 > 1:37:50Very well, Mr McLintock, if you insist.

1:37:50 > 1:37:51Down the hatch!

1:37:51 > 1:37:53Good!

1:38:05 > 1:38:07Mr McLintock...

1:38:08 > 1:38:11I have something very important to say to you.

1:38:13 > 1:38:15Very important.

1:38:17 > 1:38:20Guess it'll have to wait till the morning.

1:38:20 > 1:38:21Toodles.

1:38:21 > 1:38:23Oh!

1:38:23 > 1:38:25No, it's all right. It's all right.

1:38:25 > 1:38:27Beddy bye-bye.

1:38:35 > 1:38:36Whoops! Ooh!

1:38:36 > 1:38:39Mrs Warren!

1:38:39 > 1:38:41Let me assist you.

1:38:41 > 1:38:43Very kind.

1:38:50 > 1:38:53SHE LAUGHS

1:38:53 > 1:38:56Ooop...ooop...oop!

1:38:56 > 1:38:59Aaah! Oh! Oh!

1:38:59 > 1:39:00SHE GIGGLES

1:39:03 > 1:39:04Whoops!

1:39:06 > 1:39:08What's going on here?

1:39:08 > 1:39:11Now, Katherine, are you going to believe what you see,

1:39:11 > 1:39:13or what I tell you?

1:39:13 > 1:39:15Oh!

1:39:16 > 1:39:20Uh, Mrs McLintock, hope you won't misunderstand.

1:39:20 > 1:39:24It's the first 100 women sitting on his lap that I misunderstood.

1:39:24 > 1:39:27Number 101 is quite simple.

1:39:27 > 1:39:29Now, GW McLintock, I have...

1:39:31 > 1:39:33He's gone to sleep.

1:39:33 > 1:39:37Just when I know exactly what I want to say to him,

1:39:37 > 1:39:39he goes to sleep.

1:39:39 > 1:39:45I waited up to talk to Mr McLintock.

1:39:45 > 1:39:47I wanted to tell him I was quitting.

1:39:47 > 1:39:52You see, Sheriff Lord has asked me to marry him, and...

1:39:52 > 1:39:54Oh, oh, congratulations!

1:39:54 > 1:39:56I don't want to seem prudish,

1:39:56 > 1:39:59but if you ARE going to marry Sheriff Lord,

1:39:58 > 1:40:02it seems to me that you're sitting on the wrong man's lap.

1:40:06 > 1:40:07I'll help you upstairs,

1:40:07 > 1:40:10and we'll have a long talk about men in general.

1:40:12 > 1:40:14Ladies!

1:40:16 > 1:40:17One moment!

1:40:26 > 1:40:27Oh, oh!

1:40:27 > 1:40:30Watch out! You'll get us all killed.

1:40:30 > 1:40:31Oh! Whoops!

1:40:37 > 1:40:40Wait a minute, ladies, till I catch my breath,

1:40:40 > 1:40:42and then I'll get you up those stairs,

1:40:42 > 1:40:47As sure as my name is George Washington McLinto-o-o-ock.

1:41:00 > 1:41:01You may be quitting, Mrs Wallace...

1:41:01 > 1:41:02Mrs Warren!

1:41:02 > 1:41:04But not tomorrow.

1:41:04 > 1:41:06I want my breakfast in bed. I want...

1:41:06 > 1:41:08I know. Toast, lightly browned.

1:41:08 > 1:41:11Somebody sure put a knob on my skull.

1:41:11 > 1:41:13It was Katie.

1:41:13 > 1:41:15Katie? Why?

1:41:15 > 1:41:17Mrs Warren was there...

1:41:17 > 1:41:19Oh!

1:41:19 > 1:41:20And there you was, there...

1:41:20 > 1:41:21Oh!

1:41:21 > 1:41:23And there that whisky bottle was. Oh.

1:41:23 > 1:41:26And Katie's temper being what Katie's temper is, well, there you are.

1:41:26 > 1:41:29Drago, old friend,

1:41:29 > 1:41:31my wife does not understand me.

1:41:31 > 1:41:34Why should she be any different than any other? Come on.

1:41:34 > 1:41:37I got to get you ready for that big celebration tomorrow.

1:41:37 > 1:41:38Watch it!

1:41:38 > 1:41:39Oh!

1:41:44 > 1:41:46Drago...

1:41:46 > 1:41:49I am sleeping in the den.

1:41:50 > 1:41:53BRASS BAND PLAYS

1:41:58 > 1:42:00FIRECRACKERS EXPLODE

1:42:04 > 1:42:06Hooligans!

1:42:06 > 1:42:09Ain't ya got no respect for your elders?

1:42:11 > 1:42:15THEY CHANT: Bunny lost his temper! Bunny lost his temper!

1:42:15 > 1:42:18Bunny lost his temper! Bunny lost his temper!

1:42:18 > 1:42:20Bunny lost his temper!

1:42:20 > 1:42:23Scallywags! Little imps!

1:42:23 > 1:42:25Hope you get the measles!

1:42:25 > 1:42:27Oop! Oh, ooh!

1:42:27 > 1:42:29Whoaaa!

1:42:29 > 1:42:31Come on, get him aboard.

1:42:30 > 1:42:32Is everybody ready?

1:42:32 > 1:42:35Uh, number five needs a flank cinch.

1:42:35 > 1:42:37Get him one.

1:42:38 > 1:42:41Let us know when you're ready.

1:42:41 > 1:42:43ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen,

1:42:43 > 1:42:47It is my honour to present to you

1:42:47 > 1:42:50the governor of our territory,

1:42:50 > 1:42:52Cuthbert H. Humphrey.

1:42:53 > 1:42:55Thank you.

1:42:57 > 1:42:59My friends,

1:42:59 > 1:43:02and citizens of this great territory,

1:43:02 > 1:43:04this is the ninth consecutive year

1:43:04 > 1:43:08it has been my privilege and my pleasure

1:43:08 > 1:43:13to inaugurate the McLintock Fourth Of July celebration.

1:43:13 > 1:43:17Now, the first event will be the wild horse race.

1:43:16 > 1:43:21But before I fire the shot to start the event,

1:43:20 > 1:43:23I would like to say a few modest words

1:43:23 > 1:43:28regarding my stewardship of this great territory.

1:43:28 > 1:43:30FIRECRACKER EXPLODES

1:43:30 > 1:43:31CHEERING

1:44:02 > 1:44:05Ride it, Ben! Crush him! Crush him!

1:44:08 > 1:44:09Whoo-hoo!

1:44:12 > 1:44:14All right, Professor Birnbaum.

1:44:14 > 1:44:15Gentlemen.

1:44:16 > 1:44:18BAND PLAYS

1:44:18 > 1:44:20Sheriff, here's your horse.

1:44:20 > 1:44:22Get them all lined up. Come here, Ching.

1:44:22 > 1:44:25Now, boys, you all know the rules.

1:44:24 > 1:44:27It's twice around the inside and once around the outside.

1:44:27 > 1:44:29First cowboy that hits that finish line

1:44:29 > 1:44:31without busting that egg is the winner.

1:44:31 > 1:44:35And I caution you boys about some of them eggs,

1:44:35 > 1:44:38cos some of them eggs are last year's holdovers.

1:44:40 > 1:44:43All right, mount up.

1:44:50 > 1:44:51GUNSHOT FIRES

1:45:04 > 1:45:07Katherine, my dear, you seem to be enjoying yourself.

1:45:07 > 1:45:09Oh, yes. This is wonderful.

1:45:09 > 1:45:12It's the only thing I really do enjoy about this barbaric country,

1:45:12 > 1:45:14the Fourth Of July celebration.

1:45:16 > 1:45:18Katherine, I've been here for three days.

1:45:18 > 1:45:20I haven't heard from you. Is anything wrong?

1:45:20 > 1:45:22Wrong?

1:45:22 > 1:45:27Well, I just hope that it hasn't been necessary for you to say anything to GW.

1:45:29 > 1:45:31What ARE you talking about?

1:45:31 > 1:45:35Well, Katherine, you see, I'm in a rather delicate position,

1:45:35 > 1:45:38being governor of the territory and all.

1:45:38 > 1:45:41I just hope you haven't found it necessary to say anything about...

1:45:41 > 1:45:44About...what?

1:45:44 > 1:45:46About you and me.

1:45:53 > 1:45:56Why, you pompous windbag.

1:45:56 > 1:46:00Do you think that you're the only man who's ever tried to play pattyfingers with me?

1:46:00 > 1:46:03Who's ever tried to lure me into the moonlight?

1:46:03 > 1:46:04Well, no, but I...

1:46:04 > 1:46:08Well, I'm a big girl, and I can take care of myself. My husband knows it.

1:46:08 > 1:46:12I can assure you, Governor, that your reputation is untarnished.

1:46:12 > 1:46:15Now get out of my way.

1:46:35 > 1:46:37Folks, we got ourselves a winner!

1:46:37 > 1:46:39Curly Fletcher!

1:46:39 > 1:46:41Mazel tov, Curly!

1:46:43 > 1:46:45Give me the egg.

1:46:47 > 1:46:49Disqualified!

1:46:48 > 1:46:51THEY LAUGH

1:46:51 > 1:46:53Here you go, Curly.

1:46:54 > 1:46:55GW, GW!

1:46:55 > 1:46:57You'll never believe what happened over there.

1:46:57 > 1:46:58What?

1:46:58 > 1:47:00You smell of beer.

1:47:00 > 1:47:03Well, naturally. I'm drinking beer.

1:47:03 > 1:47:05ANNOUNCER: 'Ladies and gentlemen!'

1:47:05 > 1:47:08The next event will be a contest

1:47:08 > 1:47:14between the two bronco-busting champions of our territory.

1:47:14 > 1:47:16Remember the year I rode in that event?

1:47:16 > 1:47:19Wore your garters to hold up my sleeves?

1:47:19 > 1:47:20Shhh!

1:47:20 > 1:47:23We had a bet, and I won it.

1:47:23 > 1:47:26George Washington McLintock, you are a very crude man.

1:47:26 > 1:47:29Well, I guess so, but that was a rough horse.

1:47:29 > 1:47:32Like to jarred my insides loose, but it was worth it.

1:47:32 > 1:47:33Oh!

1:47:33 > 1:47:35LAUGHTER

1:47:36 > 1:47:38Free beers!

1:48:03 > 1:48:07One, two, three...

1:48:07 > 1:48:09Go!

1:48:08 > 1:48:11CHEERING

1:48:27 > 1:48:28Hey, keep a tight rope!

1:48:28 > 1:48:32Come on, Dev! Pull him, pull him!

1:48:41 > 1:48:43Dev, Dev, are you all right?

1:48:43 > 1:48:46I guess so. Nothing busted but my pride.

1:48:46 > 1:48:49Well, that ought to even things up, farmer.

1:48:49 > 1:48:52For what? For that sore nose you gave me the other day.

1:48:52 > 1:48:54Well, that ain't what's sore on him!

1:48:59 > 1:49:00INDIANS WHOOP

1:49:12 > 1:49:16The closing event is the cow pony race.

1:49:16 > 1:49:19The finish line is at the barbecue.

1:49:19 > 1:49:21So, start meandering.

1:49:21 > 1:49:23Come on!

1:49:24 > 1:49:28Now, what is that? False courage?

1:49:28 > 1:49:32Why, you know a Douglas doesn't ever use a thing like that.

1:49:32 > 1:49:34I want you to get on that horse,

1:49:34 > 1:49:36get out in front and stay out in front.

1:49:36 > 1:49:39I'll be out in front, Dad, all the way.

1:49:39 > 1:49:41Aw, good boy.

1:49:41 > 1:49:43Now, remember, stay out in front.

1:49:43 > 1:49:45That Agamemnon's a good horse.

1:49:49 > 1:49:50HORSE WHINNIES

1:49:50 > 1:49:51Whoa, Agamemnon!

1:49:54 > 1:49:55TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS

1:49:55 > 1:49:5811:40, and she's on time.

1:49:58 > 1:49:59Whoa!

1:50:10 > 1:50:12Whoa!

1:50:18 > 1:50:19Agamemnon!

1:50:19 > 1:50:22Come on, boy, whoa!

1:50:22 > 1:50:26TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS

1:50:54 > 1:50:56THEY SPEAK IN DIALECT

1:51:07 > 1:51:09GUNSHOTS

1:51:23 > 1:51:25Oh, McLin!

1:51:25 > 1:51:28Big party. Where's your whisky?

1:51:30 > 1:51:32Whose idea was this stunt?

1:51:32 > 1:51:34Duck, doggone it! Them are real bullets!

1:51:40 > 1:51:42Oh. Oh!

1:51:46 > 1:51:48SHE GASPS

1:52:12 > 1:52:14Reckon that's about all the excitement

1:52:14 > 1:52:16you'd want for one Fourth Of July, eh?

1:52:16 > 1:52:18Puma finally got his way,

1:52:18 > 1:52:20but I reckon he's riding out his last war party.

1:52:20 > 1:52:21He won't get very far.

1:52:21 > 1:52:23But one thing still has me puzzled.

1:52:23 > 1:52:25Where did they get the guns?

1:52:25 > 1:52:28I was wondering the same thing.

1:52:28 > 1:52:30My kidney's been bothering me...

1:52:30 > 1:52:32Bunny!

1:52:32 > 1:52:36GW ! Psst! Psst! Psst!

1:52:38 > 1:52:40What an idiotic joke!

1:52:40 > 1:52:42Joke! Do you think that was a joke?

1:52:42 > 1:52:45Shut up! Do you want everybody in town to see me?

1:52:45 > 1:52:46You look good in feathers. Oh!

1:52:50 > 1:52:52BECKY: Dev, I think they've gone.

1:52:52 > 1:52:54DEV: Yeah!

1:52:54 > 1:52:55What are you going to do about it?

1:52:55 > 1:52:57What CAN I do?

1:52:57 > 1:53:00Nothing! Just like you've always done!

1:53:00 > 1:53:02Oh!

1:53:10 > 1:53:12How long, GW?

1:53:12 > 1:53:14How long, what?

1:53:14 > 1:53:15Katherine.

1:53:15 > 1:53:17She's been riding herd on you for two years now.

1:53:17 > 1:53:20I'm a peaceable man, but my father used to say,

1:53:20 > 1:53:22"You raise your voice, it doesn't do any good.

1:53:22 > 1:53:24"It's time to raise your hand."

1:53:24 > 1:53:27Well, I've been planning to do something about it. I'll, uh...

1:53:27 > 1:53:29I'll have another talk with her.

1:53:29 > 1:53:31Talk to her?

1:53:30 > 1:53:32Talk to her!

1:53:32 > 1:53:34Talking won't do any good!

1:53:36 > 1:53:38Becky, have you seen your m...

1:53:38 > 1:53:41What's been happening around here?

1:53:41 > 1:53:44You've got hay all over you.

1:53:44 > 1:53:46Been some mighty sneaky goings-on here

1:53:46 > 1:53:49During that raid, Mr McLintock.

1:53:49 > 1:53:54Who was it said, "Only a trollop would kiss a man before they were formally engaged"?

1:53:54 > 1:53:56But we are engaged, sir. You are?

1:53:56 > 1:53:58That is, with your permission.

1:53:58 > 1:54:00Well, you've got it.

1:54:00 > 1:54:03Oh, Mrs Warren?

1:54:02 > 1:54:04I think it's wonderful.

1:54:06 > 1:54:08I guess this is the only engagement

1:54:08 > 1:54:11that ever started off of a spanking!

1:54:13 > 1:54:17Mm-hmm. I reckon Birnbaum was right.

1:54:20 > 1:54:22All right.

1:54:23 > 1:54:27Lord bless us, this is gonna be a great day.

1:54:27 > 1:54:28Doggone it, folks!

1:54:28 > 1:54:30Let's don't let a little old Indian raid

1:54:30 > 1:54:32break up a good barbecue and a rodeo.

1:54:32 > 1:54:34CROWD CHEER

1:54:34 > 1:54:35The meat's on!

1:54:36 > 1:54:39You contestants get ready for the cow pony race.

1:54:39 > 1:54:41CROWD CHEER

1:54:41 > 1:54:44KNOCK ON DOOR

1:54:43 > 1:54:45Who is it?

1:54:45 > 1:54:47GW: It's me. Let me in.

1:54:47 > 1:54:48Not now.

1:54:48 > 1:54:50Right now!

1:54:50 > 1:54:52Are you insane?

1:54:52 > 1:54:53I want to talk to you.

1:54:53 > 1:54:55It'll have to wait.

1:54:56 > 1:54:58Oh, GW !

1:54:58 > 1:55:00I've taken all I'm going to take from you.

1:55:00 > 1:55:01You are insane.

1:55:01 > 1:55:04You are going to tell me why you walked out on me.

1:55:04 > 1:55:07Two years ago - you remember -

1:55:07 > 1:55:10you came home from Denver with lipstick all over your - aaagh!

1:55:10 > 1:55:14SHE SCREAMS, CROWD LAUGHS

1:55:14 > 1:55:17Lipstick on my collar.

1:55:20 > 1:55:22I've got the shirt to prove it!

1:55:22 > 1:55:23Who cares?

1:55:23 > 1:55:25Why, you big...

1:55:25 > 1:55:26SHE GASPS

1:55:44 > 1:55:45Katherine!

1:55:45 > 1:55:46Oh!

1:55:49 > 1:55:52GW, you are a ruffian.

1:55:52 > 1:55:54Cuthbert, you are right.

1:56:03 > 1:56:07Well, what kind of a family is that?

1:56:07 > 1:56:08The best!

1:56:08 > 1:56:10And dangerous, fella.

1:56:12 > 1:56:13AGARD: well, what happened?

1:56:13 > 1:56:15Who won the race?

1:56:15 > 1:56:19BEN: Who cares, Agard? History's being made!

1:56:37 > 1:56:38Yes, Rufus?

1:56:38 > 1:56:42I regret to inform you I've changed my mind about matrimony.

1:56:43 > 1:56:45Rufus!

1:57:02 > 1:57:03Hey! Mrs McLintock!

1:57:16 > 1:57:17Kath...

1:57:17 > 1:57:19Katherine!

1:57:19 > 1:57:20Keep them out of here.

1:57:46 > 1:57:47Oh!

1:57:47 > 1:57:48Looks like GW's buying out the whole store.

1:57:48 > 1:57:50I'm afraid you're right.

1:57:57 > 1:57:59Crummy family! Crummy family!

1:58:13 > 1:58:15GW!

1:58:18 > 1:58:20KATE SCREAMS

1:58:20 > 1:58:24Oh, GW, GW!

1:58:26 > 1:58:28GW! GW!

1:58:28 > 1:58:30Argh! Argh!

1:58:33 > 1:58:36CROWD LAUGH

1:58:36 > 1:58:39Oh, Mrs McLintock, you're all wet!

1:58:39 > 1:58:41Am I? Try it!

1:58:49 > 1:58:51BEN: Wrong woman, GW!

1:58:51 > 1:58:52Oh, pardon me!

1:59:11 > 1:59:12Mrs McLintock!

1:59:12 > 1:59:14You setting a new style?

1:59:14 > 1:59:16SHE GASPS

1:59:22 > 1:59:24Shhh!

1:59:32 > 1:59:34Mr McLintock!

1:59:34 > 1:59:36In here!

1:59:52 > 1:59:53Oh!

1:59:57 > 1:59:59If I ever get through this humiliation,

1:59:59 > 2:00:02you will rue the day you ever met me!

2:00:02 > 2:00:04Oh, bellyache and fight all you want.

2:00:04 > 2:00:06It won't do you any good.

2:00:06 > 2:00:08You've been digging those spurs into me for two years.

2:00:08 > 2:00:11Now you're going to get your comeuppance!

2:00:11 > 2:00:12Thanks.

2:00:12 > 2:00:14(screaming)

2:00:14 > 2:00:17My father would be proud of you!

2:00:17 > 2:00:19Then I'll make him prouder.

2:00:19 > 2:00:20KATE SCREAMS

2:00:24 > 2:00:26Stop it! Argh!

2:00:28 > 2:00:31Keep it. You may need it.

2:00:31 > 2:00:33Now get your divorce.

2:00:33 > 2:00:35Oh!

2:00:35 > 2:00:36Oh! Oh!

2:00:36 > 2:00:38Home! Don't spare the horse.

2:00:38 > 2:00:40Home? Are you...? You heard me.

2:00:40 > 2:00:43Don't think you're going to get rid of me that easy.

2:00:43 > 2:00:44Ya!

2:01:05 > 2:01:08GW: No more living in the capital?

2:01:08 > 2:01:09KATE: No.

2:01:09 > 2:01:10No more Newport in season?

2:01:10 > 2:01:11Nope.

2:01:11 > 2:01:14No more dancing at the governor's ball?

2:01:14 > 2:01:15No, GW.

2:01:15 > 2:01:18Happy days!

2:01:19 > 2:01:23KATE: 310 times, without a miss.

2:01:23 > 2:01:25That's a record.