0:00:09 > 0:00:13This film contains strong language.
0:02:31 > 0:02:35- OW! All right, that's it!- What's the matter, Marie? What happened?
0:02:35 > 0:02:38- She tried to kill me. - Well, isn't that the point?
0:02:38 > 0:02:44No, Lauren. This is theatrical fencing - it isn't an autopsy. OK?
0:02:44 > 0:02:47All right.
0:02:47 > 0:02:50Damn it. I don't even know why we have to do this.
0:02:50 > 0:02:53If you want to do Shakespeare, Shakespearian people have duels.
0:02:53 > 0:02:57- Not the women. - It's my ambition to play Hamlet.
0:02:57 > 0:03:00- Oh, that'll pack 'em in the aisles(!) - Yes.
0:03:02 > 0:03:04Paulette.
0:03:07 > 0:03:09Ian.
0:03:11 > 0:03:12Good.
0:03:12 > 0:03:13Lauren.
0:03:20 > 0:03:23Excellent. ALL MURMUR
0:03:23 > 0:03:25Naomi?
0:03:27 > 0:03:28Bitch!
0:03:32 > 0:03:35- Lauren.- Hi, George.
0:03:35 > 0:03:37- Have dinner with me tonight?- What?!
0:03:37 > 0:03:39Say yes.
0:03:39 > 0:03:41George!
0:03:41 > 0:03:43Say yes.
0:03:43 > 0:03:45Why are you acting like this?
0:03:45 > 0:03:48Because I want to be with you.
0:03:48 > 0:03:53- Well, that's nice! - SHE GIGGLES
0:03:53 > 0:03:56This is so funny, George. I thought you were gay.
0:03:56 > 0:03:58Oh, I am.
0:03:58 > 0:04:03It's just I play so many heterosexual roles that I feel I really need to do some serious research.
0:04:04 > 0:04:06Uh-huh...
0:04:06 > 0:04:12- And just when you think there's no greater depth to which an actor can sink...- That's nothing.
0:04:12 > 0:04:14- Remember Fran?- Fran.
0:04:14 > 0:04:20I've got a 50% hearing loss in this ear from him yelling, "Stella!" in bed.
0:04:20 > 0:04:23I swore off actors a year ago.
0:04:23 > 0:04:26I said, if that's the only sub-species of men available,
0:04:26 > 0:04:29I'd rather not date at all. And I haven't.
0:04:29 > 0:04:33But there are other things - my work, I perfect my craft...
0:04:33 > 0:04:35KORZENOWSKI!
0:04:35 > 0:04:37He's taking students!
0:04:37 > 0:04:40But where are you gonna get that kind of money?
0:04:48 > 0:04:50BUZZES
0:04:50 > 0:04:54- 'Who is it?' - It's your sister-in-law.
0:04:54 > 0:04:59- Hurry up - my feet are falling off. - 'Hi, Shirley, glad you finally...
0:04:59 > 0:05:03'Wait a minute... Get in front of the camera.'
0:05:08 > 0:05:10'I knew it.'
0:05:10 > 0:05:14- Come on, Mom - let me in. - 'No, we can't afford it.'
0:05:14 > 0:05:17Mom, please!
0:05:17 > 0:05:21- 'Is that my baby?'- Daddy! - 'Yes, but she can't come in.
0:05:21 > 0:05:25- 'She wants a loan.'- Daddy, can I come in, please, please, please?
0:05:25 > 0:05:29- Daddy?- 'Daniel, what are you...?' LOCK BUZZES
0:05:29 > 0:05:32- 'We don't know she wants money.' - 'Of course she does!'
0:05:32 > 0:05:35- 'We don't know that. ' - That's right, Mom.
0:05:35 > 0:05:39Can't I just drop in to see my parents?
0:05:41 > 0:05:44OK, I need 5,000.
0:05:44 > 0:05:49- But it's to study with Korzenowski. - PARENTS BICKER
0:05:49 > 0:05:52Stanislav Korzenowski. I'll pay you back.
0:05:52 > 0:05:54'What did you say?'
0:05:56 > 0:06:00- I know I owe you some money. - 'You owe us 32,000.'
0:06:00 > 0:06:04But it's THE Korzenowski.
0:06:04 > 0:06:09'Lauren, we sent you to Yale and London and the institute.
0:06:09 > 0:06:14'You have been at this acting thing for years and you haven't earned a dime. You're still a sales girl.
0:06:14 > 0:06:18- 'Honey, maybe it's time for you to give it up...'- Daddy!
0:06:18 > 0:06:21'What did you do? You gave her that money?!'
0:06:21 > 0:06:26- 'She is our only child.' - 'She is sucking us dry!'
0:06:26 > 0:06:28Daddy, 5,000. Thank you, Daddy!
0:06:28 > 0:06:31- Oh, thank you! - PARENTS CONTINUE BICKERING
0:06:32 > 0:06:35- Give me back my fucking quarter! - PHONE CLANGS
0:06:35 > 0:06:38Damn!
0:06:50 > 0:06:53I'm Lauren Ames. There's my application.
0:06:53 > 0:06:55Your board, your pen
0:06:55 > 0:06:57and my downpayment.
0:06:57 > 0:07:00Keep that for now. You still have to audition.
0:07:00 > 0:07:04- Sit down. Mr Korzenowski will call you.- Thank you.
0:07:06 > 0:07:08SHE SIGHS
0:07:08 > 0:07:11SHE DOES VOCAL EXERCISES You nervous?
0:07:11 > 0:07:15- Oh!- Sorry! I'm sorry. - That's OK, I'm...
0:07:15 > 0:07:18It's fine.
0:07:18 > 0:07:20I guess we're all a little bit...
0:07:20 > 0:07:22Right.
0:07:22 > 0:07:25Oh, boy - I don't blame you. SHE EXHALES
0:07:25 > 0:07:28This is so intense... Shut up!
0:07:28 > 0:07:33- I'm sorry.- Holy Mary, isn't there one fucking phone in this town that works?!
0:07:35 > 0:07:37You got a phone I can use?
0:07:46 > 0:07:49Yeah, this is Sandy Brozinsky. Who's this?
0:07:49 > 0:07:52Howie! OK, Howie -
0:07:52 > 0:07:57I'm holding this thing that says you're gonna turn off my phone at noon.
0:07:57 > 0:08:00I wanna tell you something - I just got outta the hospital.
0:08:00 > 0:08:06I get home after two months of intensive care, they wheeled me into my building, I find your thingy
0:08:06 > 0:08:10screaming I have until 12 noon today...
0:08:10 > 0:08:12Hey, no YOU listen. YOU listen!
0:08:12 > 0:08:15I just opened the damn thing and laid eyes on it for the first time.
0:08:18 > 0:08:23Was I supposed to have them unhook the life support machine so I could pay my bills?!
0:08:23 > 0:08:27Oh, so now I have three... two minutes to write a cheque
0:08:27 > 0:08:30and wheel myself down to your office, Howie?
0:08:30 > 0:08:33Is that the drill?
0:08:33 > 0:08:37La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la la-la-la -la...
0:08:37 > 0:08:3924 hours?
0:08:39 > 0:08:4124 big ones.
0:08:41 > 0:08:45All right, Howie, you're a prince among men.
0:08:45 > 0:08:48I mean it. I wanna have your child. Yeah, bye.
0:08:51 > 0:08:53La-la-la-la... NO!
0:08:53 > 0:08:55Stop!
0:08:55 > 0:09:00Please...do not screech at anyone else.
0:09:02 > 0:09:06I am trying to prepare for an audition here. Thank you.
0:09:07 > 0:09:09Oh, yeah? What for?
0:09:09 > 0:09:13- A workshop with Stanislav Korzenowski.- Who's that?
0:09:13 > 0:09:17Only one of the great geniuses of the theatre.
0:09:17 > 0:09:23- Now if you don't mind...- Hey, maybe I should audition for him too. I'm an actress.
0:09:23 > 0:09:25SHE GIGGLES
0:09:25 > 0:09:28Hey, I'm a pro. I bet I'm more of a pro than you.
0:09:28 > 0:09:30SHE SIGHS
0:09:30 > 0:09:34Uh-huh. Well, I just made 2500 bucks doing a movie.
0:09:34 > 0:09:38- Yeah!- That's where I've seen you! It has been driving me crazy.
0:09:38 > 0:09:41- You saw Ninja Vixens?- I...
0:09:41 > 0:09:43uh...must have.
0:09:43 > 0:09:49Huh. Well, this whole acting thing's been going pretty good. I mean, it's all just bullshittin', right?
0:09:49 > 0:09:53Actors are just bullshitters who get paid.
0:09:53 > 0:09:55Where do I sign up?
0:09:55 > 0:09:59Just exactly what do you think you're going to do in there?
0:09:59 > 0:10:01I dunno, I'll make something up.
0:10:01 > 0:10:06You're going in to Stanislav Korzenowski and wing it?!
0:10:06 > 0:10:10Jesus, you'd think I was gonna go in and pee on him.
0:10:10 > 0:10:12Listen to me...
0:10:12 > 0:10:16you do not audition for a man of Korzenowski's reputation
0:10:16 > 0:10:22without a prepared classical monologue. That means Shaw, Ibsen, Shakespeare.
0:10:22 > 0:10:26I'm doing Ophelia's mad scene. I'm not waltzing in off the street
0:10:26 > 0:10:29and saying, "Gee, I think I wanna be an actress!"
0:10:29 > 0:10:31You know what I bet?
0:10:31 > 0:10:34I bet you haven't been laid in about a year.
0:10:38 > 0:10:41Ames...Lauren.
0:10:41 > 0:10:46Ah... Yes, I'm coming. I-I... will be coming...
0:10:46 > 0:10:49- I-I-I'm ready. I'm...- Quickly.
0:10:49 > 0:10:52Have a good mad scene.
0:10:53 > 0:10:57It's really great. I just saw it.
0:11:24 > 0:11:28I will not only wish you to absorb everything I say,
0:11:28 > 0:11:34I will also wish you to keep notes about everything that I say.
0:11:34 > 0:11:38And...I will wish to look at those notes.
0:11:38 > 0:11:42Now if you say this is like high school,
0:11:42 > 0:11:44I do not apologise.
0:11:46 > 0:11:49I am not egotist.
0:11:49 > 0:11:52But I want to know that you record my ideas.
0:11:52 > 0:11:56If you do not, you are gone from the class.
0:11:56 > 0:11:59All right, we begin.
0:11:59 > 0:12:01We begin with...
0:12:01 > 0:12:03vowel groups.
0:12:03 > 0:12:05Vowel groups?
0:12:05 > 0:12:08Mr Wilder...
0:12:11 > 0:12:14..do you know the difference between a Texas deep song
0:12:14 > 0:12:17and a Georgia deep song?
0:12:18 > 0:12:25Sorry I'm late! They made me fill in one of these dumbass financial aid forms. You want 'em?
0:12:25 > 0:12:29I cannot believe...I absolutely cannot believe he let her in.
0:12:29 > 0:12:31And on scholarship!
0:12:31 > 0:12:34I just bet I know what she did as an audition.
0:12:34 > 0:12:36The woman has no training,
0:12:36 > 0:12:39no experience... I mean, correct me if I'm wrong.
0:12:39 > 0:12:44I really thought if you worked at your craft, just possibly, you'd get to work with one of the greats.
0:12:44 > 0:12:47It's 2.95, not 295.
0:12:47 > 0:12:50I knew that!
0:12:50 > 0:12:52SHE SIGHS
0:12:52 > 0:12:56Something's seriously wrong with my life.
0:12:56 > 0:12:58Excuse me.
0:13:00 > 0:13:03- Are you all right?- Better.
0:13:04 > 0:13:07I was just...um...
0:13:07 > 0:13:11- Who cares? May I help you?- Yeah. Have you got something in a pumpkin?
0:13:11 > 0:13:13The shade pumpkin?
0:13:13 > 0:13:18- No, a pumpkin costume.- Oh.- God, I sound like an idiot!
0:13:18 > 0:13:22- The reason is that I teach grammar school.- You're a school teacher?
0:13:22 > 0:13:26- Uh-huh.- You're not an actor?- God, no. I'd be awful. Why do you ask?
0:13:26 > 0:13:30Oh, there's just so many actors who come in here. Please go on.
0:13:30 > 0:13:34We're putting on a little pageant and there's a kid in my class
0:13:34 > 0:13:39who's very insecure. The other kids pick on him and his mom doesn't sew
0:13:39 > 0:13:43and I think it would give him such a boost to have the best costume.
0:13:43 > 0:13:47So I thought a professional costumers' would have an incredible pumpkin.
0:13:47 > 0:13:52But I can't go more than 50 cos this is coming out of my own pocket.
0:13:54 > 0:13:57I'm really sorry, I don't think we have a pumpkin.
0:13:57 > 0:14:00What about a squash?
0:14:00 > 0:14:04We don't have any vegetables as such.
0:14:04 > 0:14:09- I'm sorry.- Well, this is the last place on the list.
0:14:09 > 0:14:14But... I'll just throw something together myself.
0:14:14 > 0:14:16I really appreciate your time. Thanks.
0:14:16 > 0:14:18Um...uh...listen...
0:14:18 > 0:14:22- I don't know...maybe someone... maybe- I- could...
0:14:22 > 0:14:27I've made a lot of my own costumes. I'm sure it wouldn't be that hard.
0:14:27 > 0:14:30If I could help out, I'd...like to.
0:14:30 > 0:14:32Oh, that would be fabulous.
0:14:42 > 0:14:45I hope you'll forgive me, Lauren.
0:14:45 > 0:14:49- What?- I don't usually lunge at women like that.
0:14:49 > 0:14:51- Oh!- But you just...
0:14:54 > 0:14:56..I just had to kiss you.
0:14:56 > 0:15:00I really am sorry and I hope that you'll want to see me again.
0:15:00 > 0:15:05- Hmm, where in the world did you come from?- New Mexico, originally.
0:15:05 > 0:15:09No, no...I mean, how can a man so delightful as you
0:15:09 > 0:15:13be just wandering the streets of New York?
0:15:13 > 0:15:15Single! Single!
0:15:15 > 0:15:18- Yeah, I can't believe it.- That's not by choice. I'd like to be married.
0:15:20 > 0:15:23- This isn't happening.- Why not?
0:15:23 > 0:15:27Well, there must be something wrong with you. Don't you have any faults?
0:15:29 > 0:15:31I smoke.
0:15:31 > 0:15:35You smoke? That's it? Call the police!
0:15:35 > 0:15:38No, no, no. It's an addiction.
0:15:38 > 0:15:42Colton's Tobacco. New Mexico's finest.
0:15:42 > 0:15:44I hope you don't mind.
0:15:44 > 0:15:49Well, I'll... struggle through somehow.
0:15:49 > 0:15:52HE CHUCKLES Good. Very good.
0:15:52 > 0:15:55Because I'd like to see you again.
0:15:56 > 0:15:58Tomorrow night.
0:16:00 > 0:16:03Well...yes.
0:16:12 > 0:16:14Mmm...thank you.
0:16:20 > 0:16:22What's this?
0:16:22 > 0:16:26"Ooh-ee-ooh-aah-ee-aah-ooh."
0:16:26 > 0:16:30- That's what you do in acting class? - Those are vowel groups.
0:16:30 > 0:16:34Sorry - wow-ell gr-roups.
0:16:34 > 0:16:38- Ooh. - RUSSIAN ACCENT: Ooh, I feel the same way.
0:16:38 > 0:16:42Will you please kiss me hard on da lips?
0:16:44 > 0:16:46Dat was tender but tasty.
0:16:46 > 0:16:49- Bite my face.- OK.
0:16:49 > 0:16:51- Aaaagh...- Bite my leg.
0:16:51 > 0:16:55Now bite my other leg.
0:17:01 > 0:17:03Ooh, I'm sorry.
0:17:03 > 0:17:07Oh, my! THAT kind of evening, huh?
0:17:10 > 0:17:14Not the kind you're used to. No money changed hands.
0:17:17 > 0:17:19A-ka!
0:17:19 > 0:17:22A-ka-wa-na-ka!
0:17:22 > 0:17:25A-ka-wa-na-ka... No, no, no, no.
0:17:25 > 0:17:28Believe, believe! You have killed your father.
0:17:28 > 0:17:31You have married your mother. Now, no words.
0:17:31 > 0:17:35Remember - now, reveal.
0:17:37 > 0:17:42A-a-a-a-a-a-a-a....woo-HO-O-O-O-O!
0:17:44 > 0:17:47Here we have a sick sea lion. Go.
0:17:49 > 0:17:51- Miss Brozinsky.- OK.
0:17:51 > 0:17:55You will now perform for us, also without words,
0:17:55 > 0:17:58Hamlet's soliloquy.
0:18:00 > 0:18:01Who's that?
0:18:01 > 0:18:04Hamlet...
0:18:04 > 0:18:07Hamlet.
0:18:09 > 0:18:12Shakespeare's tragedy of Hamlet!
0:18:16 > 0:18:18Ah. Well...
0:18:18 > 0:18:20For her we get the comic book, huh?
0:18:30 > 0:18:33SHE MUMBLES INDISTINCTLY
0:18:42 > 0:18:44Hey!
0:18:44 > 0:18:48Oh, that creep Korzenowski's driving me nuts!
0:18:48 > 0:18:49Ooh...
0:18:49 > 0:18:52I know what I need!
0:19:01 > 0:19:04GRUNTING
0:19:04 > 0:19:07Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God...
0:19:07 > 0:19:10Oh, God... Oh, God...
0:19:10 > 0:19:13Oh, Go-o-o-o-o-d!
0:19:21 > 0:19:24To die on the stage...
0:19:26 > 0:19:31..is perhaps the greatest single challenge an actor can face.
0:19:34 > 0:19:37The audience must know,
0:19:37 > 0:19:39must absolutely believe,
0:19:39 > 0:19:44that the breath, that the very LIFE is going out of your body.
0:19:44 > 0:19:46Now...
0:19:46 > 0:19:47YOU!
0:19:47 > 0:19:50You will die now, please.
0:19:50 > 0:19:54No, no...I don't believe you.
0:19:54 > 0:19:58Ah. Ah, maintain your focus.
0:19:58 > 0:20:02- I don't believe you. Maintain your focus.- Stop! Stop! Stop!
0:20:02 > 0:20:04Stop it! Stop it!
0:20:07 > 0:20:09Are you all right?
0:20:09 > 0:20:11GASPING: Fine...
0:20:14 > 0:20:18Perhaps you would like to die for us now, Miss Ames?
0:20:18 > 0:20:23You...I think I will shoot.
0:20:25 > 0:20:28You will feel the bullet enter your body.
0:20:28 > 0:20:31You will lose all muscle control.
0:20:31 > 0:20:33You will fall down...
0:20:33 > 0:20:36dead. Bang.
0:20:51 > 0:20:57This can only be the achievement of years of training.
0:20:59 > 0:21:05No other way would we ever see so false a performance,
0:21:05 > 0:21:09so mechanical, so thought out,
0:21:09 > 0:21:12never for one moment truly felt.
0:21:13 > 0:21:18Here you must reach deep inside yourself.
0:21:18 > 0:21:22You must go beyond the safety of what you know.
0:21:22 > 0:21:27We know you can act, but can you be a person of flesh and blood?
0:21:27 > 0:21:31CLOCK CHIMES Ah! Time.
0:21:31 > 0:21:33We die again tomorrow.
0:21:33 > 0:21:38And, um, please, give me your notebooks, I wish to see them.
0:21:42 > 0:21:44- BEEPING HORNS - Hey, you can't park there!
0:21:45 > 0:21:47You want the delivery or not?
0:21:47 > 0:21:50The man is a Nazi.
0:21:52 > 0:21:56I have never been the dumbest in any class before.
0:21:57 > 0:21:59I haven't seen you for nine hours.
0:22:02 > 0:22:04Taxi!
0:22:07 > 0:22:10Taxi!
0:22:10 > 0:22:11Mmm.
0:22:11 > 0:22:14- You know what today is?- No.
0:22:14 > 0:22:16It's our third week anniversary.
0:22:16 > 0:22:19- Stop on the next corner.- You got it.
0:22:19 > 0:22:25- I think you need some roses.- Oh, no, no, you can't afford any more flowers.- Right here.- No, don't stop.
0:22:25 > 0:22:29No, don't stop. ..I know what teachers make. ..Don't stop.
0:22:43 > 0:22:45SHE SCREAMS
0:22:48 > 0:22:51A crowd has gathered here, traffic is backed up for two blocks,
0:22:51 > 0:22:55'Killed in the explosion - the owner of the flower shop,
0:22:55 > 0:22:59'and Michael Sanders, a teacher at Holmes Elementary School.' GLASSES SMASH
0:22:59 > 0:23:02'Two terrorists groups have claimed responsibility for the blast.'
0:23:02 > 0:23:07It's all right, Miss Ames, we've got a positive ID from his wallet.
0:23:07 > 0:23:10You don't have to see him.
0:23:10 > 0:23:12I want to see him.
0:23:19 > 0:23:23I warn you, there's very little left to see,
0:23:23 > 0:23:27particularly in the upper body region.
0:23:29 > 0:23:31I want to see him.
0:23:31 > 0:23:38- I'm very sorry you feel the need to do this.- Just leave me alone with him, please.
0:23:45 > 0:23:48CRYING
0:23:55 > 0:23:58What are you doing here?
0:23:58 > 0:24:04- Me? What the fuck are you doing here?- I beg your pardon, I am in mourning...- Well, so am I!
0:24:04 > 0:24:06- ..for my lover!- Well, so am I!
0:24:10 > 0:24:12- Who?- Michael Sanders.
0:24:12 > 0:24:14- LAUREN SCREAMS - No!
0:24:14 > 0:24:19- No, you little witch, no! - You bitch!- He loved me!
0:24:19 > 0:24:22THEY CONTINUE SHOUTING
0:24:23 > 0:24:25Agh!
0:24:25 > 0:24:28You! I'm going to break every bone in your body!
0:24:28 > 0:24:30- Oh, you are?- I am!
0:24:32 > 0:24:35How dare you? How dare you?
0:24:37 > 0:24:39SHOUTING CONTINUES
0:24:39 > 0:24:42- He loved me!- Oh, loved you!
0:24:42 > 0:24:46- Loved YOU!- You're damn right he did. - Oh, that's obscene!
0:24:46 > 0:24:50That's reality, baby, because no way that guy gave a shit about you!
0:24:50 > 0:24:55I refuse to believe for one second that he would lower himself!
0:24:55 > 0:24:58Oh, he lowered himself, all right!
0:24:58 > 0:25:02This is all a lie! You are psychotic!
0:25:02 > 0:25:07Yes, that's right - I've known from the first time I saw you sleaze into that office.
0:25:07 > 0:25:11You lied to that phone man, you lied your way into the class, and you're lying now!
0:25:11 > 0:25:14THEY CONTINUE SHOUTING AND SCREAMING
0:25:17 > 0:25:19SCREAMING
0:25:39 > 0:25:41Well, what the hell...?
0:25:41 > 0:25:44- That's not his... - No way, look at that.
0:25:44 > 0:25:47- It's too small. - It's a fucking pencil!
0:25:47 > 0:25:51- Where's the appendix scar? - And that little mole?
0:25:51 > 0:25:55THE SHOUT AND SCREAM IN DELIGHT BOTH: He's alive!
0:26:00 > 0:26:04- Wait a minute, wait a minute, this was my idea.- I don't care!
0:26:04 > 0:26:09You don't know how to handle this. You can't just walk in and announce this kind of thing.
0:26:09 > 0:26:13Thing? What are you talking about? You can't even say it! You can't tell them!
0:26:13 > 0:26:17Just what do you think the responseis going to be when you do?
0:26:20 > 0:26:22You suggest...
0:26:22 > 0:26:24You suggest...
0:26:28 > 0:26:33You suggest that on the basis of this little nugget of testimony,
0:26:33 > 0:26:36we spend tax dollars on an investigation?!
0:26:37 > 0:26:40Have you been listening to us?
0:26:40 > 0:26:44The man in the morgue could not possibly be Michael Sanders!
0:26:44 > 0:26:46All you have to do is look at his...
0:26:47 > 0:26:49If you were to look...
0:26:49 > 0:26:51in the region...
0:26:52 > 0:26:55If you were to look...down.
0:26:55 > 0:26:57HE STIFLES A LAUGH
0:26:57 > 0:27:02Michael was not a guy other guys would have made fun of in the locker room.
0:27:02 > 0:27:06- I think he's got the big picture now.- I don't think he does.
0:27:07 > 0:27:12This guy in the morgue, whoever he is, he's got, um...
0:27:14 > 0:27:19Does the phrase "needle dick, the bug fucker" mean anything to you?
0:27:21 > 0:27:24- I beg your pardon!- Now, get out of here! Don't come back!
0:27:25 > 0:27:28The model of tact and decorum(!)
0:27:28 > 0:27:33- Who gives a shit? He wasn't going to help us? - Of course not - you sounded insane!
0:27:33 > 0:27:35Oh, it is insane.
0:27:35 > 0:27:37If he's alive, where is he?
0:27:37 > 0:27:44- He's probably back at my house, wondering where the hell I am! ..Taxi!- Your house?!- Taxi!
0:27:44 > 0:27:48- Wait a minute!- Taxi! - Wait just a minute here!- Taxi!
0:27:48 > 0:27:54- I don't believe for one minute he's at your apartment.- Oh, boy, are you gonna shit cement?
0:27:54 > 0:27:56Taxi! Taxi!
0:27:56 > 0:28:01If Michael is anywhere, I assure you he is at my place.
0:28:01 > 0:28:04- Taxi! Taxi!- Oh! You believe that?
0:28:04 > 0:28:06I believe that he loved me...
0:28:06 > 0:28:10that he barely knew you and you're fantasising a relationship
0:28:10 > 0:28:17- that's probably an isolated, drunken encounter.- Isolated? Hey, this girl does not have one night stands!
0:28:17 > 0:28:22Every guy I have ever slept with - and we are way into double digits - has come back for more.
0:28:22 > 0:28:24Every single one.
0:28:24 > 0:28:29- You want to hit me, right?- Oh! - OK, give it a try, give it a try, let's go!
0:28:29 > 0:28:32- LAUREN LAUGHS - Bob and weave, honey. Bob and weave.
0:28:32 > 0:28:35Who dresses you anyway?
0:28:37 > 0:28:41Stand still, you little bitch, I'm going to bash your brains out!
0:28:43 > 0:28:45THEY CONTINUE SHOUTING AT EACH OTHER
0:28:45 > 0:28:50- Talk about dingbats? - They'll lead us right to him.
0:28:52 > 0:28:54Nine years of ballet!
0:28:54 > 0:28:56You're too weird to hit!
0:28:56 > 0:28:58- Taxi!- Taxi!- Taxi!- Taxi!
0:28:58 > 0:29:01Taxi! ..Wait! Just a minute!
0:29:01 > 0:29:08All right, OK, you insist Michael is at your apartment, I think he's at mine, so we'll go to both.
0:29:08 > 0:29:12If he's at your place, which I doubt, I will tell him goodbye.
0:29:12 > 0:29:17If on the other hand, he's at mine, you will find a nice biker and compare tattoos.
0:29:24 > 0:29:25Oh!
0:29:25 > 0:29:27Oh!
0:29:27 > 0:29:30You see, he's here.
0:29:30 > 0:29:33Now, don't make a scene, try to be adult about this.
0:29:37 > 0:29:39MAN SPEAKS IN RUSSIAN
0:29:39 > 0:29:41Oh, my God!
0:29:41 > 0:29:43Relax, it's just thieves.
0:29:43 > 0:29:44Oh!
0:29:44 > 0:29:47Russian thieves?
0:29:47 > 0:29:48< Ah!
0:29:48 > 0:29:50He was here!
0:29:52 > 0:29:55They're looking for Michael!
0:29:55 > 0:29:57- Let me see!- AH!
0:30:05 > 0:30:07ALARM SOUNDS
0:30:08 > 0:30:09Hi, Mrs Potter.
0:30:10 > 0:30:14- GUNFIRE - Who are these morons?- I don't know!
0:30:14 > 0:30:15Stop! Come back!
0:30:17 > 0:30:19SQUAWKING
0:30:20 > 0:30:21Oh, my...
0:30:21 > 0:30:24How'd you get out? Come on!
0:30:26 > 0:30:28LAUREN SQUAWKS
0:30:29 > 0:30:30DOOR BANGS
0:30:55 > 0:30:59- Oh, my God! - THEY DEBATE WHAT TO DO IN A PANIC
0:31:32 > 0:31:35These girls are bimbos - they know nothing.
0:31:35 > 0:31:38- What do we want them for? - They know he survived.
0:31:38 > 0:31:45They may know where he is. We're gonna cover every airport, every bus depot, every train station!
0:31:52 > 0:31:54- Oh, my God!- God!
0:32:02 > 0:32:06Well, so much for your apartment! You want to try mine?
0:32:11 > 0:32:14- Oh!- They've been here!
0:32:14 > 0:32:18- Oh, my God!- Wait a minute, nobody's been here. This is normal.
0:32:18 > 0:32:21- Come on! Jeez!- Oh, no!
0:32:21 > 0:32:24- Michael! - SANDY WHISTLES
0:32:24 > 0:32:26Michael! Michael!
0:32:27 > 0:32:28Michael!
0:32:29 > 0:32:32- He's not here. - I'm going to find him.
0:32:32 > 0:32:34- Oh, yeah?- Yeah.- Where?
0:32:34 > 0:32:39Well, he could be hiding, he could be hurt, I don't know, but I know that he needs me.
0:32:39 > 0:32:43- If you'll excuse me...- Where are you gonna look? His apartment?
0:32:43 > 0:32:49- You think he'll be there if someone wants to kill him?- Oh, well, I'm not going to his apartment.
0:32:49 > 0:32:52Then where are you going?
0:32:52 > 0:32:55Isn't that my business?
0:32:55 > 0:32:57OK, look, hold it, OK?
0:32:57 > 0:33:00You have an idea, you might as well tell me.
0:33:00 > 0:33:03We'll both go and find him and we'll help him out of this,
0:33:03 > 0:33:05and then we'll make him choose.
0:33:05 > 0:33:07- Choose?- Yeah.
0:33:07 > 0:33:10- Between us?- Yeah.
0:33:11 > 0:33:14- I doubt that he'll know your name. - Then we're on.
0:33:14 > 0:33:17You're so goddamn sure it's gonna be you - what do you care?
0:33:18 > 0:33:20I'm confident, yes.
0:33:22 > 0:33:27- Well, so am I, so let's go. - Good.- Oh, wait, I gotta fluff.
0:33:31 > 0:33:33Could you fluff a little faster?
0:33:33 > 0:33:37- What is that?- I got it off a Christmas tree.
0:33:37 > 0:33:40You defiled a Christmas tree?
0:33:40 > 0:33:44- No-one saw. - What, nothing for the nose?
0:33:46 > 0:33:52Oh, Lady Di, explain this to me - the man's afraid for his life, he's not going to stop and buy tobacco.
0:33:52 > 0:33:56You obviously didn't spend the kind of time with Michael that I did.
0:33:57 > 0:34:01- He couldn't last the day without his Colton's.- I knew that.
0:34:01 > 0:34:05- Did you know this is the only place in town that carries them? - I didn't know that.- No, you didn't.
0:34:05 > 0:34:07Now, listen...
0:34:07 > 0:34:09this time let me handle this.
0:34:09 > 0:34:15- Your simplistic exchanges with people become pornographic.- That is a fucking lie.- Need I say more?
0:34:15 > 0:34:17Excuse me, sir.
0:34:17 > 0:34:20Yeah, I know the guy.
0:34:20 > 0:34:24- Have you seen him? Was he here today?- Yeah, maybe.
0:34:25 > 0:34:26Maybe not.
0:34:27 > 0:34:30When do you think you might arrive at a decision?
0:34:31 > 0:34:35Um...over a drink?
0:34:35 > 0:34:38Mm-hm. Wouldn't you feel better as a person
0:34:38 > 0:34:43just unselfishly helping somebody find out something she really needs to know?
0:34:44 > 0:34:47No. How about dinner?
0:34:48 > 0:34:50- How about a blowjob? - How about a...?
0:34:50 > 0:34:52What did you say?
0:34:52 > 0:34:55Right here, right now. Both of us.
0:34:55 > 0:35:00Kind of...taking turns. Sss!
0:35:01 > 0:35:06- He was in here this afternoon. - This afternoon. You sure it was this afternoon?
0:35:06 > 0:35:11- Yeah, right in my lunch break. 1 o'clock. He bought 10 pouches of Colton's.- What else?- Nothing.
0:35:11 > 0:35:14He was in a hurry. He used the phone, and then ran out.
0:35:14 > 0:35:16He used the phone at one. Is that it?
0:35:16 > 0:35:18That's all she wrote, baby.
0:35:21 > 0:35:23Here or in the back?
0:35:23 > 0:35:25I think I can take care of it from here.
0:35:28 > 0:35:30Couple of floozies!
0:35:30 > 0:35:31Oh, my God!
0:35:31 > 0:35:35- That is the most disgusting... - What's your problem now?
0:35:35 > 0:35:40Promising sexual favours?! That sends us back to the dark ages.
0:35:40 > 0:35:44- It's something you do not do!- You do if you're lying. Besides, it worked.
0:35:49 > 0:35:56- Excuse me, but I must have missed something. How did it work? We're at a dead end!- You'll see.- I'll see.
0:35:56 > 0:35:58- Howie Wrinkle, please?- Oh, Howie.
0:35:58 > 0:36:00How! Sand.
0:36:00 > 0:36:02Great, how about you?
0:36:02 > 0:36:04Yeah? How's your fish?
0:36:04 > 0:36:06Uhuh.
0:36:06 > 0:36:10- What'd the vet say?- What does a diseased fish...?- It's in the bag!
0:36:10 > 0:36:17Listen, cutie, seeing as how you're my main man at the phone company, I want to ask you a teensy favour, OK?
0:36:17 > 0:36:23Can you tell me what number was called out of Wally Frank's Tobacconist at 1 o'clock today?
0:36:23 > 0:36:26- Yeah, yeah, I'll hold.- This is good.
0:36:26 > 0:36:29It's probably one of those guys with polyester pants and hips.
0:36:29 > 0:36:31- Yeah, I'm here.- Uhuh.
0:36:32 > 0:36:34- Good boy.- All right!
0:36:36 > 0:36:38That's a cab company, right?
0:36:38 > 0:36:43Got it! Oh, you're a catch, How, our kids are going to be gorgeous.
0:36:43 > 0:36:46- Mwah! See you!- OK, don't gloat.
0:36:46 > 0:36:48Taxi!
0:36:59 > 0:37:01Is that all the money you walk around with?
0:37:01 > 0:37:07- Where's yours? I thought you were the working pornographic actress. - I went to the Bahamas.
0:37:09 > 0:37:11Hi.
0:37:11 > 0:37:17Can you help me? I'm such a ditz - I left my tennis racket in one of your cabs today.
0:37:17 > 0:37:22I was picked up around 77th and Broadway at 1 o'clock.
0:37:22 > 0:37:25- Is there a reward?- Yes.- No.
0:37:26 > 0:37:28- CRUNCH - Ooh! Ah!
0:37:28 > 0:37:31SMASHING
0:37:31 > 0:37:34- What the hell are you gonna teach me? What's wrong with you?- Yo!
0:37:34 > 0:37:37Dipstick! There's your man!
0:37:37 > 0:37:39What?
0:37:40 > 0:37:42Your turn.
0:37:42 > 0:37:45Oh, no.
0:37:45 > 0:37:49No, I can't talk to him - I went to a private school.
0:37:49 > 0:37:52He looks like a prince. He's gonna love you.
0:37:58 > 0:37:59Hi...
0:38:00 > 0:38:06..I'd like to ask you a few questions about a fare you might have had earlier in the day.
0:38:06 > 0:38:08A very attractive Cauca...
0:38:11 > 0:38:15Just "person" will do nicely. Why differentiate?
0:38:15 > 0:38:19You would have picked him up right outside a little smoke shop.
0:38:21 > 0:38:25Does that ring any bells of any kind whatsoever?
0:38:26 > 0:38:28Hello.
0:38:28 > 0:38:30- Tall dude?- Yes.
0:38:30 > 0:38:32- Tweed coat?- Yes, yes.
0:38:32 > 0:38:34A tweed coat, right.
0:38:34 > 0:38:36I don't remember a thing.
0:38:36 > 0:38:40- No, no, you just said a tall dude... - I didn't say nothing.
0:38:40 > 0:38:43Oh, come on now, don't give me a big song and dance.
0:38:43 > 0:38:46Oh, no!
0:38:48 > 0:38:50SHE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY
0:38:51 > 0:38:53Yeah. ..Oh, my God.
0:38:53 > 0:38:58- He's going to hurt us.- What the hell's the matter with you? Why should he help us?
0:38:58 > 0:39:02All right, you tell me, what should I do?
0:39:02 > 0:39:05You're an actress - bullshit him!
0:39:05 > 0:39:10I don't use my training to tell lies to people.
0:39:10 > 0:39:12What do you use it for?
0:39:12 > 0:39:14Jeez, it's so simple.
0:39:16 > 0:39:19Hey, how'd you like to make a quick 200 bucks?
0:39:19 > 0:39:25- Say what?- 200 bucks. Cash. To take us to where you took the guy.
0:39:30 > 0:39:32Are you out of your mind?
0:39:32 > 0:39:36- We don't have 200. - Oh, chill out, would you?
0:39:38 > 0:39:45Where are we? We've been going for miles and I haven't seen a single white person on the streets.
0:39:45 > 0:39:48There's one. Oops, they got him.
0:39:48 > 0:39:50That's not funny.
0:40:01 > 0:40:04- Oh, my God!- Are you sure this is it?
0:40:06 > 0:40:09Hey, keep your pants on, we're coming right out, OK?
0:40:11 > 0:40:17Look, you know and I know I'm never going to get another cab to come out here to Vietnam, Cueball,
0:40:17 > 0:40:20so get real, all right?
0:40:20 > 0:40:26- All right, I'll give you 300 bucks. 300 bucks just to sit here till we get back.- 300?
0:40:27 > 0:40:29You're a real pain in the ass, do you know that?
0:40:29 > 0:40:31I'll break his neck...
0:40:31 > 0:40:37- Beyond belief! You're determined to have us killed, aren't you? - He's not going to kill us!
0:40:37 > 0:40:41- Why not?- Because we'll be raped and murdered in this building.- Oh!
0:40:44 > 0:40:45Oh! Oh!
0:40:45 > 0:40:48Oh, no!
0:40:48 > 0:40:49Oh!
0:40:49 > 0:40:53- Is that urine on the floor? - It's a little urine.
0:40:53 > 0:40:55- Freeze!- Agh!
0:40:55 > 0:40:57Oh, my God, he's just a child!
0:40:57 > 0:41:00- At least rape's out.- Let me do this.
0:41:00 > 0:41:04- Do you really think you should be playing with...?- Shut up!
0:41:04 > 0:41:08- Where's your money? Credit cards? - Revoked. Where do you think?
0:41:08 > 0:41:11Your bags - throw them over here.
0:41:11 > 0:41:13Oh, I love this bag.
0:41:15 > 0:41:18BANG! SCREAMING
0:41:22 > 0:41:24- I'm not hit!- Oh...
0:41:24 > 0:41:26You little...
0:41:26 > 0:41:28You little thug!
0:41:28 > 0:41:31- I'll be damned.- What?- It's a fake!
0:41:31 > 0:41:33- Where'd you get this?- Santa.
0:41:33 > 0:41:38Oh, yeah? Well, if you want to see another Christmas, you'll have to help us find someone.
0:41:44 > 0:41:46Shh!
0:42:03 > 0:42:05Come on, man. Fuck this.
0:42:05 > 0:42:08- This was a mistake.- Not any more!
0:42:09 > 0:42:11Police! You're under arrest!
0:42:13 > 0:42:14Don't even think about it.
0:42:14 > 0:42:17Don't even fuckin' think about it or I'll blow your fuckin' nuts off.
0:42:17 > 0:42:20Do we understand each other?
0:42:20 > 0:42:22OK, turn around.
0:42:22 > 0:42:24Face the wall.
0:42:24 > 0:42:25Do it.
0:42:25 > 0:42:28DO IT, DO IT, DO IT!
0:42:28 > 0:42:30OK, frisk 'em.
0:42:30 > 0:42:32SHE MOUTHS
0:42:35 > 0:42:38Damn. Busted by two broads.
0:42:38 > 0:42:41Nice buns, boys. You been working out?
0:42:48 > 0:42:50Read 'em their rights.
0:42:51 > 0:42:54You have...
0:42:54 > 0:42:56the right to remain silent.
0:42:58 > 0:43:01But anything you say...can...
0:43:01 > 0:43:03and will be used against you.
0:43:03 > 0:43:04You, um...
0:43:04 > 0:43:06SHE MOUTHS
0:43:07 > 0:43:08SHE MOUTHS
0:43:08 > 0:43:11Attorney. You have, um, you have the right
0:43:11 > 0:43:12to an attorney...
0:43:14 > 0:43:15(Shit!)
0:43:15 > 0:43:17Yeah, yeah, I heard it, I heard it.
0:43:17 > 0:43:19Hey, look, what d'ya want? You got it. Just talk to me.
0:43:19 > 0:43:22He's right, we could make you a sweet deal, baby.
0:43:22 > 0:43:24Yeah, yeah, yeah, we heard it.
0:43:24 > 0:43:27Wait a minute, maybe they can help us find Sanders.
0:43:27 > 0:43:29THEY don't know Sanders!
0:43:29 > 0:43:32Michael Sanders? The hell you say. He was just here.
0:43:32 > 0:43:34He was just here a few hours ago.
0:43:34 > 0:43:35Reg fixed him up with a passport.
0:43:35 > 0:43:38- Fuck you, Gilroy!- What the fuck you want me to say?
0:43:38 > 0:43:42Oh, in the phoney ID business as well, ain't that nice?
0:43:42 > 0:43:43What name was the passport under?
0:43:43 > 0:43:45I wanna talk to a lawyer.
0:43:45 > 0:43:48Oh, yeah? It's gonna be kind of a short conversation.
0:43:48 > 0:43:51They'll have to squeegee your brains off the wall.
0:43:51 > 0:43:54Yeah, you, um...
0:43:54 > 0:43:56you better tell her the name, she's kinda cranky.
0:43:56 > 0:43:58Yeah, I got my period.
0:44:00 > 0:44:03- John Strauss.- John Strauss. Where'd he go?
0:44:03 > 0:44:06Hey, look, he's leaving town, that's all I know.
0:44:06 > 0:44:08Look, I'm being real nice here, eh?
0:44:08 > 0:44:13Why don't you be nice and, um, open that box on the table? Go on.
0:44:20 > 0:44:23- Hey, look. Why don't you just keep it?- You givin' them the money?!
0:44:23 > 0:44:25- Forget that we ever met. - Are you sick?!
0:44:25 > 0:44:28- Turn around!- Yeah...
0:44:28 > 0:44:30happy to.
0:44:32 > 0:44:35Well, I hate to give it to you, but that was pretty good!
0:44:35 > 0:44:36Yeah, it was, it was!
0:44:41 > 0:44:43Yeah, yeah.
0:44:43 > 0:44:46Well...a deal's a deal.
0:44:46 > 0:44:50And now, my man...we wanna go to the airport.
0:44:53 > 0:44:55The airport.
0:44:57 > 0:44:59They don't give out passenger lists.
0:44:59 > 0:45:01You have to be police or FBI.
0:45:01 > 0:45:02You are such a dip.
0:45:02 > 0:45:05THIS is all the FBI we need.
0:45:05 > 0:45:07His luggage was totally over the weight limit.
0:45:07 > 0:45:11- Can you imagine the gall, trying to bribe an airline official?- No!
0:45:11 > 0:45:16- He offered me 100 to let it go through.- What a world, I tell you.
0:45:18 > 0:45:22Watch...and learn.
0:45:23 > 0:45:25- IN FOREIGN ACCENT: - Excuse, please.
0:45:25 > 0:45:28I was hoping you would to help me.
0:45:28 > 0:45:29Um...
0:45:31 > 0:45:33How, how do I to say?
0:45:33 > 0:45:35Say it quickly, I'm off in three minutes.
0:45:37 > 0:45:41My father is coming here... No, I tell you from the beginning.
0:45:41 > 0:45:45My name is Anna. This is my sister Elona.
0:45:45 > 0:45:48My half-sister. She does not speak English.
0:45:48 > 0:45:53My father, we have not seen him since we was babies, in Prague.
0:45:53 > 0:45:58He send us here...in suitcase on train. We are escape, you see?
0:45:59 > 0:46:02No, I'm afraid I don't.
0:46:02 > 0:46:06Now, we get letter. He escape!
0:46:07 > 0:46:09He is here!
0:46:09 > 0:46:13But we do not know where, we do not know which plane,
0:46:13 > 0:46:16could be any plane, please, you tell us which plane.
0:46:16 > 0:46:19- Please...- Absolutely not, I'm sorry.
0:46:23 > 0:46:25THEY SPEAK TO EACH OTHER IN "FOREIGN" LANGUAGE
0:46:28 > 0:46:32- Nein papa! No papa.- Papa?- Papa!
0:46:32 > 0:46:34THEY SOB
0:46:38 > 0:46:40Papa!
0:46:40 > 0:46:46That was the single biggest crock I have ever had the privilege to hear
0:46:46 > 0:46:49in my 19 years with this airline.
0:46:50 > 0:46:52I think that deserves something.
0:46:54 > 0:46:57- What was the name?- Hee-hee!
0:46:57 > 0:46:58Strauss. John Strauss.
0:46:58 > 0:47:01John Strauss.
0:47:04 > 0:47:06- Here we go.- Uh-huh.
0:47:06 > 0:47:09Flight 501 to Albuquerque...
0:47:09 > 0:47:12- Looks like you just missed him. - Oh no!
0:47:12 > 0:47:13Wait a minute, wait a minute...
0:47:13 > 0:47:17He took another line through St Louis and it's delayed.
0:47:18 > 0:47:23- If I can put you on our flight 225 through Kansas City you can beat him. - Ah!- Ah!
0:47:23 > 0:47:28- It's leaving in one minute.- You get the tickets, I'll hold the plane. - Good, good.
0:47:28 > 0:47:30Two tickets to Albuquerque, please.
0:47:34 > 0:47:36Oh, thank you!
0:47:55 > 0:47:57Hey, what's the hurry?
0:48:01 > 0:48:03Officer, those men are bad!
0:48:03 > 0:48:05Hold it right there!
0:48:05 > 0:48:07SECURITY GATE BLEEPS
0:48:15 > 0:48:17I swear, she'll be here any second.
0:48:17 > 0:48:20Her IV got caught in the luggage rack.
0:48:20 > 0:48:22Sandy, where are you?
0:48:22 > 0:48:25She's a sick woman, she's got to get on this plane!
0:48:25 > 0:48:27There's a kidney in Kansas City that's not gettin' any fresher!
0:48:27 > 0:48:32- Sandy!- Ah!- Please, Sandy.
0:48:34 > 0:48:35Hold it there!
0:48:35 > 0:48:37Anyone care for some money?
0:48:37 > 0:48:39ALL: Money! Money!
0:48:39 > 0:48:41SCREAMING AND SHOUTING
0:48:43 > 0:48:45Oh my God!
0:48:53 > 0:48:54Albuquerque!
0:49:02 > 0:49:03I gotta get on that plane!
0:49:43 > 0:49:48- You want to apprehend?- 'No! They'll pick up surveillance.'
0:49:49 > 0:49:51MAN CHATTERS INCESSANTLY
0:49:52 > 0:49:55Oh my God! There they are!
0:50:03 > 0:50:06Hey, hey, hey! Hey, where you gals runnin' off to?
0:50:09 > 0:50:12- Hey!- Bobby, this way!
0:50:18 > 0:50:19Ow!
0:50:23 > 0:50:26Oh! Oh! Oh!
0:50:29 > 0:50:31Oh!
0:50:34 > 0:50:35Oh!
0:50:39 > 0:50:42Hey, bud! Hey, what d'you think you're...?
0:50:49 > 0:50:52Aargh! Do something!
0:50:57 > 0:51:00- Ahh!- Ahh! Go!
0:51:05 > 0:51:06CROWD GASPS
0:51:06 > 0:51:08Oooh....
0:51:09 > 0:51:11And I thought coach was bad!
0:51:17 > 0:51:19Yow! Yow!
0:51:19 > 0:51:22Panansky! PANANSKY!
0:51:22 > 0:51:23Excuse me...
0:51:23 > 0:51:28- Sir, has flight 501 arrived?- Yes, ma'am, right there.- Uh-huh, yeah.
0:51:29 > 0:51:31- <- Panansky!
0:51:37 > 0:51:38Where's he going?
0:51:39 > 0:51:43No, no, ladies. You know better than this!
0:51:43 > 0:51:46You're right. You're right, of course. Thanks for your help.
0:51:46 > 0:51:48Panansky!
0:51:48 > 0:51:49Where the hell have you been?
0:51:53 > 0:51:56- Ah! Michael!- Michael!
0:51:57 > 0:51:59- Oh!- Wait! No, no, wait!
0:51:59 > 0:52:00No, no, no!
0:52:02 > 0:52:04Oh, yes, OK.
0:52:10 > 0:52:12MOTOR STARTS
0:52:13 > 0:52:15Hey, stop!
0:52:15 > 0:52:17Go through the light, go through the yellow!
0:52:19 > 0:52:21TYRES SCREECH, HORN BLARES
0:52:40 > 0:52:42- LAUREN:- You can take the bike back.
0:52:42 > 0:52:46Michael and I will be spending the night in that motel we passed.
0:52:46 > 0:52:50- SANDY:- Dream on! We'll be on a plane to Hawaii!
0:52:56 > 0:52:59- I can't believe it.- He's really in there.- Yeah.
0:53:01 > 0:53:05- What's the matter? You afraid? - Well, why should I be?
0:53:07 > 0:53:12- Then why don't you go rushing into his, into his arms, huh?- Well, why don't you?
0:53:14 > 0:53:16It's a long way to come to get bad news.
0:53:16 > 0:53:20Yeah. Well...
0:53:25 > 0:53:30- Tut! Oh God!- Oh, I know, let me see...- Oh no!
0:53:30 > 0:53:33- Argh, rat woman! - Oh, it's not that bad.
0:53:33 > 0:53:37- Oh no...- Can we share the mirror? - Oh, Christ!
0:53:37 > 0:53:40- What is it?- I would be getting a zit!
0:53:40 > 0:53:43I don't see anything. There's nothing there!
0:53:43 > 0:53:46- No?- No, you're worse than I am! At least you have eyelashes.
0:53:46 > 0:53:50Oh, what d'ya want? You're a natural blonde and you tan, you make me sick!
0:53:50 > 0:53:52Natural? Ha ha, you think this is natural?
0:53:52 > 0:53:56- "Oh my dear, you too can have this colour!"- No shit? It looks great!
0:53:56 > 0:53:58- Thanks, it's just a rinse with a toner.- Yeah?
0:53:58 > 0:54:01- You want a tic tac?- Yeah.- I...
0:54:09 > 0:54:12Well, I'd say good luck, but...
0:54:13 > 0:54:14Yeah.
0:54:16 > 0:54:18- Whatever.- Yeah, whatever.
0:54:27 > 0:54:29Hello!
0:54:31 > 0:54:32Michael, no!
0:54:34 > 0:54:35You!
0:54:37 > 0:54:38GUNSHOT Ah!
0:54:38 > 0:54:40THEY SCREAM, 2ND GUNSHOT Ah!
0:54:47 > 0:54:49- Michael!- Michael!
0:54:52 > 0:54:55- He's all right.- Oh! Let's get him out of here.
0:54:59 > 0:55:01HE GROANS
0:55:02 > 0:55:05- Michael?- Michael!- Oh!- Oh!
0:55:05 > 0:55:09- Oh!- You're OK, it's just a bump.
0:55:09 > 0:55:11- Yeah.- My God.
0:55:13 > 0:55:14BOTH: Michael!
0:55:14 > 0:55:17We are entitled to an explanation. What is your relationship with this woman?
0:55:17 > 0:55:20- Did you make it with her?- Do you even know this person?
0:55:20 > 0:55:21That's why you're here?
0:55:21 > 0:55:24- Well...- Yeah!- ..I know you're in some sort of trouble
0:55:24 > 0:55:26- but I'd like to discuss this first, please.- Right now.
0:55:26 > 0:55:29- Wait a minute...- Please...- Michael...
0:55:29 > 0:55:32Here, darling, let me help you up.
0:55:32 > 0:55:34- Ow!- Oh, easy!
0:55:34 > 0:55:37- You mean you did this on your own? - Yeah.- Yeah.
0:55:38 > 0:55:39There's nobody with you?
0:55:40 > 0:55:43- No...- He changed the subject, see how he did that?- Yes you did.
0:55:43 > 0:55:48Look here, Michael, there's an issue at stake and you're not going to get out of it. Whoa...
0:55:48 > 0:55:52- How did you follow me here?- I... Well, we...we knew you weren't dead in the morgue.
0:55:52 > 0:55:56- And you told them?- Of course we told them...- Shit!
0:55:56 > 0:55:57Bad idea, huh?
0:55:57 > 0:56:00Wait a minute. You mean you wanted to be dead?
0:56:00 > 0:56:04It would have been useful. HELICOPTER ENGINE WHIRS
0:56:06 > 0:56:10Russell, abort the rendezvous, there's a chopper out there and this could be trouble.
0:56:10 > 0:56:14- Get of here, I'll meet you in Tres Cruces.- 'Screw 'em, you've got the stuff.'
0:56:14 > 0:56:17We don't have the advantage. I'll meet you in Tres Cruces. Acknowledge.
0:56:17 > 0:56:20You're the boss. Over and out. Let's go.
0:56:26 > 0:56:28You're not a school teacher, are you, Michael?
0:56:28 > 0:56:31Michael, what's going on? What's in Tres Cruces?
0:56:32 > 0:56:33I'm sorry you heard that.
0:56:33 > 0:56:38- Who cares what I heard. What was I to you?- What was I?
0:56:38 > 0:56:39Convenient.
0:56:41 > 0:56:43Moderately enjoyable.
0:56:45 > 0:56:46And largely forgettable.
0:56:46 > 0:56:49And a lesson to me not to leave loose ends.
0:56:50 > 0:56:52THEY SCREAM
0:57:11 > 0:57:15I can't go on. I don't wanna go on.
0:57:15 > 0:57:18Oh, Mother told me about men like this.
0:57:18 > 0:57:20I hate it when she's right.
0:57:20 > 0:57:24Oh, loose ends! That's all I was to him.
0:57:24 > 0:57:28- Loose ends!- What are you doing worrying about your love life going to shit?
0:57:28 > 0:57:30We're gonna die!
0:57:30 > 0:57:32That's comforting!
0:57:38 > 0:57:39Who the hell are they?
0:57:39 > 0:57:42How am I supposed to know? He's after Michael.
0:57:44 > 0:57:45They're the good guys!
0:57:48 > 0:57:49THEY SHOUT OUT
0:57:49 > 0:57:52- <- Down here! Please help us! - Down here!
0:57:53 > 0:57:56Get into the light. He won't go for us if we're in the light.
0:57:58 > 0:58:01Keep moving!
0:58:05 > 0:58:06Come on, Sandy!
0:58:13 > 0:58:15HELICOPTER ENGINE DROWNS SPEECH
0:58:25 > 0:58:27He's going to cut us up!
0:58:27 > 0:58:30I'll get you! I'll get you!
0:58:44 > 0:58:45Come on!
0:58:47 > 0:58:52Looks like these ends are going to stay loose a little longer, you big shit head!
0:58:54 > 0:58:56Come on, down here!
0:59:08 > 0:59:09Hello!
0:59:10 > 0:59:14- Weldon?!- Hello! I guess you know Mr Atkins.
0:59:16 > 0:59:17Oh my God!
0:59:17 > 0:59:19No, it's all right!
0:59:20 > 0:59:22We're CIA!
0:59:23 > 0:59:25CIA?!
0:59:25 > 0:59:28Um, can I offer you ladies coffee or, um, a coke?
0:59:28 > 0:59:29BOTH: Weldon!
0:59:29 > 0:59:31What is going on?
0:59:33 > 0:59:36I'm not authorised to debrief you at...
0:59:36 > 0:59:38You're not authorised to debrief ME?
0:59:38 > 0:59:42After I saved you from being throttled? Weldon!
0:59:43 > 0:59:45HE SIGHS
0:59:45 > 0:59:46Who is Michael Sanders?
0:59:51 > 0:59:55He was one of our best. Very high clearance,
0:59:55 > 0:59:57access to everything, and then...
0:59:59 > 1:00:03..we began to suspect that he was a double agent, working for Korzenowski.
1:00:03 > 1:00:05Wait a minute, wait a minute.
1:00:05 > 1:00:07Korzenowski, our teacher?
1:00:07 > 1:00:09Our teacher and, I'm sorry to tell you,
1:00:09 > 1:00:13- a key undercover man for the Russians.- Oh please!
1:00:13 > 1:00:15The man has a reputation, he was the definitive Lear!
1:00:15 > 1:00:20He is the definitive KGB! That's why I was in that class, I was supposed to keep an eye on him,
1:00:20 > 1:00:23- see if he and Sanders were in contact.- Huh...
1:00:23 > 1:00:28- And they were?- We still don't know how. I never saw them come within a mile of each other.
1:00:28 > 1:00:30But somehow, Korzenowski hired him.
1:00:31 > 1:00:32What did Michael do?
1:00:34 > 1:00:37He stole the prototype of an experimental virus.
1:00:37 > 1:00:39It's called floritoxin.
1:00:39 > 1:00:43It's, um....an airborne defoliant.
1:00:43 > 1:00:48A few drops destroys all vegetation for hundreds and hundreds of square miles.
1:00:48 > 1:00:52L-Like grass and trees and the, the whole shop?
1:00:52 > 1:00:54As in California.
1:00:54 > 1:00:57- Oh my God!- As in the entire wheatbelt.
1:00:57 > 1:00:59He would do that?
1:00:59 > 1:01:02All he has to do is spill a couple of drops
1:01:02 > 1:01:04and the wind'll do the rest.
1:01:04 > 1:01:06MICHAEL: Don't try to bargain with me.
1:01:06 > 1:01:08I want 20 million cash.
1:01:08 > 1:01:11And please don't insult my intelligence by trying to mark it.
1:01:11 > 1:01:15All right. Only it's going to take a couple of hours.
1:01:15 > 1:01:17Where are you?
1:01:17 > 1:01:19LINE GOES DEAD
1:01:19 > 1:01:23Don't be ridiculous, Weldon, they're his accomplices, they're professionals!
1:01:23 > 1:01:25- No, sir! I believe them.- What?!
1:01:25 > 1:01:29You believe that a couple of two-bit actresses could crack down Sanders?
1:01:29 > 1:01:32It was a rendezvous, they helped him escape, I was there, remember?
1:01:32 > 1:01:36What did we know? He was just some guy we happened to be boffing.
1:01:36 > 1:01:39Damn it! I don't boff! I have never boffed.
1:01:39 > 1:01:43OK, had sex with. Is that white enough for you?
1:01:43 > 1:01:45Move it.
1:01:45 > 1:01:49- Sir, if you'll just go over their statements...- That's what I intend to do at Fort Morgan
1:01:49 > 1:01:52in an underground cell until we get Sanders' whereabouts.
1:01:52 > 1:01:56Want to know his whereabouts? Fine. He said he was going to Tres Cruces, New Mexico.
1:01:56 > 1:02:00That's a little bit too easy, isn't it? Get in the van!
1:02:00 > 1:02:02OK. OK, here's an idea -
1:02:02 > 1:02:05why don't we all go to Tres Cruces and see if Michael is there?
1:02:05 > 1:02:06I'll prove it to you.
1:02:06 > 1:02:11- Ow!- I know, I know, your head hurts and it's our fault, I understand that,
1:02:11 > 1:02:14- but if you'd identified yourself... - You want me to walk up to enemy operatives
1:02:14 > 1:02:17- and hand over my card? - Who's an enemy operative?
1:02:17 > 1:02:19Steve, why the hell are we slowing down?
1:02:23 > 1:02:24Who the hell are you?
1:02:29 > 1:02:31Oh! Oh! Oh my God!
1:02:41 > 1:02:45Some of us who teach can also do.
1:02:46 > 1:02:50- What do you want? - Where is Michael Sanders?
1:02:50 > 1:02:54Hey, you should know, you're the ones he's working for.
1:02:54 > 1:02:58- Vasili...- Da? - HE SPEAKS RUSSIAN
1:03:05 > 1:03:08This is the last time I will ask you.
1:03:08 > 1:03:10Where is Michael Sanders?
1:03:12 > 1:03:14Ah! Ah!
1:03:15 > 1:03:17LAUREN AND SANDY SCREAM
1:03:26 > 1:03:27Come on, come on, come on!
1:03:31 > 1:03:33I think you'll stay.
1:04:08 > 1:04:10I never died better, did I, Teach'?
1:04:10 > 1:04:12OK, let's go up, real easy.
1:04:12 > 1:04:15Uh-huh... At a boy.
1:04:15 > 1:04:19At a boy. Yeah, you're a good actor, but a lousy shot.
1:04:19 > 1:04:22Please... Look, we can make bargain.
1:04:22 > 1:04:24KGB is very generous.
1:04:24 > 1:04:29Oh, stop with the KGB! How dare you defraud the entire New York theatre community!
1:04:29 > 1:04:34- Lauren!- I've never... Hi! I've never heard such behaviour in my life. These people are artists. What?
1:04:34 > 1:04:36That's not the hot issue here.
1:04:36 > 1:04:40No, no... OK, here it comes, Stan.
1:04:40 > 1:04:43You're gonna tell us right now what was going on in that class...
1:04:43 > 1:04:47or...Sandy's gonna shoot you.
1:04:48 > 1:04:50I'll shoot it off, Stan!
1:04:52 > 1:04:56- We needed couriers.- How?- Yeah.
1:04:56 > 1:04:59Eh...your notebooks.
1:04:59 > 1:05:02I left microdot, for him, in yours,
1:05:02 > 1:05:04and he sent back reply in yours.
1:05:04 > 1:05:08Well, if he stole the toxin for you, why don't you have it?
1:05:08 > 1:05:11HE CURSES IN RUSSIAN
1:05:11 > 1:05:14- Ah! - SANDY LAUGHS
1:05:14 > 1:05:19- He screwed you, too!- Da. Da... He screwed me, too.
1:05:22 > 1:05:24Ladies, I admit I've made a big mistake,
1:05:24 > 1:05:29but if you just trust me, you can walk away from here right now with full Federal protection -
1:05:29 > 1:05:32complete clearance of all conspiracy charges.
1:05:32 > 1:05:36I will give you free acting lessons for the rest of your life.
1:05:37 > 1:05:41- We'll pay all the expenses you've incurred.- Oh, stop it!
1:05:41 > 1:05:43The both of you, you're so full of it!
1:05:43 > 1:05:47Come on, let's go. It stinks around here.
1:05:47 > 1:05:48Thanks for trying.
1:05:51 > 1:05:55- We'll find you!- Not if the coyotes find you first!
1:06:02 > 1:06:03Oh!
1:06:04 > 1:06:06Please!
1:06:06 > 1:06:08Please! Oh!
1:06:08 > 1:06:11Blood is on your hands, you putz!
1:06:12 > 1:06:15This is the worst day of my life.
1:06:15 > 1:06:18- Yeah. - SANDY SIGHS
1:06:18 > 1:06:21- We're a couple of chumps, you know? - Oh, we're worse than that!
1:06:21 > 1:06:24- OK, yeah.- I can't believe I didn't see it.
1:06:24 > 1:06:26I am so humiliated.
1:06:26 > 1:06:29- I know.- He hit on us for those notebooks.
1:06:29 > 1:06:32"Hit on"?! He got me to pick HIM up.
1:06:32 > 1:06:36Don't tell me! I attacked him in a Burger King.
1:06:38 > 1:06:41I worked all night on his fucking pumpkin costume!
1:06:42 > 1:06:44- For a mythical student, if you will. - No?!
1:06:44 > 1:06:46- Yes!- No?!
1:06:46 > 1:06:50Hey...I baked cookies for his entire class.
1:06:50 > 1:06:52- Oh, no!- Can you see me baking?!
1:06:52 > 1:06:56Icing... Icing these little happy faces on every one of them!
1:06:56 > 1:06:59Well, I paid 5,000 to study with the KGB.
1:06:59 > 1:07:05- The KGB! Oh, my God!- Oh, he trashed me much worse than he trashed you.
1:07:05 > 1:07:08- Oh!- Really...Hamlet! How am I gonna know Hamlet?
1:07:11 > 1:07:14You really should, if you're going to be an actress.
1:07:20 > 1:07:24Oh, pardon me, but, you know, we can't all of us study
1:07:24 > 1:07:27at the London school of Shakespearean weirdness, you know?
1:07:27 > 1:07:30Some of us had to schlep drinks for a living.
1:07:34 > 1:07:36I'm sorry, Sandy.
1:07:38 > 1:07:41Oh, God.
1:07:41 > 1:07:43SANDY SIGHS
1:07:43 > 1:07:46So, where do you want to go now?
1:07:47 > 1:07:50I don't know.
1:07:50 > 1:07:53They'll be after us.
1:07:53 > 1:07:57- But I was thinking... - Yeah...so was I.- What?
1:07:57 > 1:08:00That we go find Michael and rip his face off.
1:08:00 > 1:08:03- That...and get the toxin back. - ENGINE RUMBLES
1:08:03 > 1:08:08- Oh, to hell with the toxin, I just want to rip his face off. - No, we need the toxin.
1:08:08 > 1:08:11We don't want the CIA on our backs all our lives.
1:08:13 > 1:08:17- Just so long as I get to rip his face off? - I promise we'll rip his face off...
1:08:17 > 1:08:19- after we get the toxin.- Hey!
1:08:19 > 1:08:22Hello, honey! Hello!
1:08:22 > 1:08:23No, no!
1:08:33 > 1:08:36- Hey, Stan...- What?
1:08:36 > 1:08:39- It looks like you're going to be facing a KGB tribunal. - STAN GROANS
1:08:40 > 1:08:43Unless, of course, you'd like to make an arrangement.
1:08:44 > 1:08:47Would such an arrangement include...
1:08:47 > 1:08:50unlimited expense account?
1:08:51 > 1:08:53A condo on the Potomac?
1:08:55 > 1:08:58Redskins season tickets...eh?
1:09:00 > 1:09:03HORN BLARES
1:09:17 > 1:09:20- Aw, nice(!)- Thanks, Humphrey.
1:09:20 > 1:09:22- It was sweet of you. - It was my pleasure.
1:09:27 > 1:09:30What shall we do first? Get a little sushi, take in a show(?)
1:09:30 > 1:09:34MEN WHOOP
1:09:40 > 1:09:42THEY WHISTLE
1:09:42 > 1:09:44Now why would they do that?
1:09:44 > 1:09:47Has there ever been one woman in the history of the world,
1:09:47 > 1:09:50who actually said, "Yes, fellas, please, take me now"?
1:09:50 > 1:09:53For a bed and a bath, I'd... I'd consider it.
1:09:53 > 1:09:57- Bite your tongue. - Hey, turistas! Welcome.
1:09:57 > 1:09:59Hey...
1:09:59 > 1:10:02you're looking for a guide, right?
1:10:02 > 1:10:08A Native Indian, to show you the hidden wonders of this great Chicotakowa nation?
1:10:08 > 1:10:10Well, ladies, you have found him.
1:10:10 > 1:10:13Special price, today only...
1:10:14 > 1:10:18- ..20.- I don't want to be the first to break this to you.
1:10:18 > 1:10:22- You are not an Indian. - That's a technicality.
1:10:22 > 1:10:26I've been a blood brother to the Chicotakowa since 1968.
1:10:26 > 1:10:30I got a tan. What do you want for 20?!
1:10:31 > 1:10:35Honey, I'm an actress. I love to dress up and pretend -
1:10:35 > 1:10:40and the hat is fabulous! But what we need right now is to find a man.
1:10:40 > 1:10:42Well, OK.
1:10:42 > 1:10:45It's not gonna be that great. I'm a little bombed.
1:10:45 > 1:10:49- What?!- And it's still 20!
1:10:50 > 1:10:52No! No, no, no...
1:10:52 > 1:10:56- We're looking for a specific man. - So we can kill him.
1:10:56 > 1:10:58Oh, then you need a witness.
1:10:58 > 1:11:02Hey, I'll stand up for you in court - "I saw the whole thing.
1:11:02 > 1:11:04"It was an accident." The axe slipped from your hand.
1:11:04 > 1:11:08- It's a wonderful scenario. When we find the guy, we'll let you know. - Thanks.
1:11:08 > 1:11:12Find him? "Find" as in "locate"?
1:11:12 > 1:11:15"Track down"? Hey, now we are rollin'!
1:11:15 > 1:11:17We have hit the nail right on the hammer.
1:11:17 > 1:11:21I'm a tracker. That's my vocation - a tracker -
1:11:21 > 1:11:23a guy who tracks down other guys.
1:11:23 > 1:11:27That's my main gig. Genuine Indian shit!
1:11:28 > 1:11:32- (What do you think?- He's a bum! - But he might have good instincts.)
1:11:32 > 1:11:36- (Shall we ask for references?)- Hey, you want to find this guy or not?
1:11:40 > 1:11:44- Ah-ha! Ancient Indian techniques. - Ah, those could be anybody's!
1:11:44 > 1:11:46Yeah, they could.
1:11:46 > 1:11:50Anybody about 185lb...
1:11:50 > 1:11:55dragging his right leg a little, like it's injured. And...
1:11:57 > 1:12:01HE SNIFFS ..smoking one-hand-roll Colton's
1:12:01 > 1:12:03every three minutes.
1:12:04 > 1:12:08Admit it! The man is cool.
1:12:09 > 1:12:11- Yeah, come on!- I want you.
1:12:11 > 1:12:13I want you, too.
1:12:17 > 1:12:20FEMALE LAUGHTER
1:12:20 > 1:12:23Oh, my God!
1:12:23 > 1:12:28Wow! That is some major ill repute happening there.
1:12:28 > 1:12:30- Come on, let's go. - No! Don't try it.
1:12:30 > 1:12:34You'll never get past Gert. It's customers only.
1:12:34 > 1:12:36Come on, let's get out of here.
1:12:36 > 1:12:38Come on! Hey, let's go, will you?
1:12:38 > 1:12:41- Come on!- ("Customers".)
1:12:41 > 1:12:43"Customers"!
1:12:43 > 1:12:47- You get his shirt, I'll get his pants.- Ah, come on! You had your chance at me.
1:12:47 > 1:12:50- Come on now! Will you stop it? - Oh, I want the hat!
1:12:54 > 1:12:57LAUGHTER
1:12:57 > 1:12:59Who do you think you're kiddin', huh?
1:13:01 > 1:13:03How old are you, boys?
1:13:03 > 1:13:0713? 14?
1:13:07 > 1:13:09Hell, you're just babies.
1:13:09 > 1:13:12Why, you can't even shave yet.
1:13:12 > 1:13:17- Your daddy know you're here? - AS A BOY:- Hell, yes! He told us where to come.
1:13:17 > 1:13:19- "Come"! Get it? - SANDY SNIGGERS
1:13:19 > 1:13:21Ooooh!
1:13:21 > 1:13:24- First time?- Oh!
1:13:24 > 1:13:28No way! It's HIS first time.
1:13:28 > 1:13:31- What d'you tell her that for? - Are you chicken shit, huh? - I've done it plenty!
1:13:31 > 1:13:35- You always tell my secrets. I'm gonna get you.- Chicken shit!
1:13:35 > 1:13:37Don't do that! That ain't no way to act in a whorehouse.
1:13:37 > 1:13:40- Be a man! Be a man! - FOOTSTEPS APPROACH
1:13:43 > 1:13:47This is Tina and Maria. Have fun.
1:13:50 > 1:13:53Yeah, now tell me how we're gonna get it up(!)
1:14:02 > 1:14:05WOMAN MOANS, BED SQUEAKS
1:14:09 > 1:14:12- SHEEP BLEATS - Definitely not.
1:14:15 > 1:14:18Oo-oo-oh, God!
1:14:18 > 1:14:21Oh, God! Oh, God!
1:14:21 > 1:14:24- Oh, God...- He's already at "Oh, God! Oh, God!"
1:14:24 > 1:14:26- Won't be long now.- Oh, God! Oh, God!
1:14:26 > 1:14:29Oh, God! Ooooh, God! BED RATTLES
1:14:29 > 1:14:33Oh... GURGLING: Oh...God!
1:14:33 > 1:14:36- That was it. - He'll be asleep in three seconds.
1:14:36 > 1:14:39Did you ever think you'd be glad that men roll over and pass out?
1:14:55 > 1:14:57You've got...!
1:14:59 > 1:15:01Have a nice day.
1:15:03 > 1:15:05- I've come to a definite conclusion. - What's that?
1:15:05 > 1:15:10- You can have him! - HE SIGHS SLEEPILY
1:15:10 > 1:15:12God...
1:15:12 > 1:15:14Hm?
1:15:18 > 1:15:21Aw! HE MURMURS CONTENTEDLY
1:15:38 > 1:15:40BOX CLICKS SHUT
1:15:41 > 1:15:43Was it good for you, too?
1:15:55 > 1:15:57SANDY SCREAMS
1:15:57 > 1:16:00MEN WHOOP
1:16:01 > 1:16:04- Hey! Ay-ay-ay! - THEY SHOUT
1:16:14 > 1:16:16Help me up.
1:16:21 > 1:16:24Oh, you guys are the sweetest,
1:16:24 > 1:16:26most gorgeous creatures!
1:16:26 > 1:16:28- Mwah, mwah!- You're sweet.
1:16:28 > 1:16:30Yikes! Andale! Andale!
1:16:30 > 1:16:33Hey, vamos! Vamos!
1:16:41 > 1:16:43BLADE CLICKS SHUT
1:16:45 > 1:16:47ALL: # Ay, ay, ay, ay
1:16:47 > 1:16:50# Canta y no llores
1:16:50 > 1:16:53# Porque cantando... #
1:16:57 > 1:16:59- Hey, guys...- Wait a minute!- Guys!
1:16:59 > 1:17:02Wait a minute! We're not supposed to stop. Why are we stopping?
1:17:02 > 1:17:05- REPLY DROWNED BY CLATTER - Oh, we have to get to a phone.
1:17:05 > 1:17:07- We have to...- A phone.- Oh, my God!
1:17:07 > 1:17:09What are you doing here?
1:17:09 > 1:17:14Trying to get back to the reservation before one of these guys hits on me for my phone number.
1:17:14 > 1:17:16Oh, come on, you don't look so bad!
1:17:16 > 1:17:19Except prints don't work for him. He should stick with solids.
1:17:19 > 1:17:23- Wait a minute! Did he say... - BOTH: ..phone?!
1:17:23 > 1:17:25- Frank!- Leave me alone!- Frank!
1:17:25 > 1:17:28- You have to listen.- No, I don't. - Yes, you do!
1:17:28 > 1:17:30Ow, ow!
1:17:30 > 1:17:33Oh! Oh, I'm sorry, Frank.
1:17:33 > 1:17:37- But this is really important.- Oh, leave me alone, just leave me alone!
1:17:37 > 1:17:39- We've got to use your phone. - Forget it!
1:17:39 > 1:17:42You stiffed me for 20, you leave me in drag,
1:17:42 > 1:17:45you've got some maniac with a knife chasing you.
1:17:45 > 1:17:49These things do not tempt me to want to team up with you guys.
1:17:49 > 1:17:52FRANK MOANS Ah, what's wrong with my head?
1:17:52 > 1:17:55- Are you OK?- No!
1:17:55 > 1:17:57- I think I'm gettin' sober!- Look... Listen...
1:17:57 > 1:18:00Frank, we're not just jerkin' you around.
1:18:00 > 1:18:04Some guys are chasing us cos one of them stole a virus that'll destroy all the plants
1:18:04 > 1:18:09and all the trees for thousands of miles. We stole it back, so now they're trying to kill us. Get it?
1:18:09 > 1:18:12Jesus, the '60s were good to you, weren't they(?)
1:18:13 > 1:18:16Frank, that's right, think back to the '60s.
1:18:16 > 1:18:20- People did things for each other. - They were wasted.
1:18:20 > 1:18:23Listen, Frankie...get us to a telephone, all right?
1:18:23 > 1:18:26I swear to you... you'll be showered with money.
1:18:26 > 1:18:28Showered with money.
1:18:32 > 1:18:35OK, ladies, this is it.
1:18:35 > 1:18:37This is it, Frank?!
1:18:37 > 1:18:40It's not exactly the hub of the reservation, is it?
1:18:40 > 1:18:43- Hey, it's off-season! What do you want?- We want to use the phone.
1:18:43 > 1:18:46Hey, five minutes, that's it.
1:18:46 > 1:18:51You guys stay more than five minutes, you'll bring down a goddamn tornado.
1:18:51 > 1:18:55- We've no intention of staying. - Fine.- I'll call... I must have that blouse!
1:18:55 > 1:18:58- That shirt has my name on it! - Oh, I love this!
1:18:59 > 1:19:03- I wore one of these when I did Oklahoma.- That will be cute on you. - You think?
1:19:03 > 1:19:08- Get a little snakeskin belt, give it a little texture.- That's a good idea. I like this, too.
1:19:08 > 1:19:11Hey! Will you come on now? Just take the blouse.
1:19:11 > 1:19:15Keep them. You've got to make this phone call. Get on the phone and let's get out of here.
1:19:15 > 1:19:17OK, who are we gonna call?
1:19:17 > 1:19:18The New York Times, huh?
1:19:19 > 1:19:23- No! We'll call the President.- That's really a call he's gonna take(!)
1:19:23 > 1:19:27- "Hi, we're two struggling actresses, we're saving the world." Get real! - He was an actor!
1:19:29 > 1:19:31OK, the FBI.
1:19:33 > 1:19:37We're gonna call the FBI, we're gonna turn this in and save our country.
1:19:37 > 1:19:39Do you have a changing room?
1:19:41 > 1:19:42This doesn't work.
1:19:47 > 1:19:48They must have cut me off.
1:19:50 > 1:19:51I owe them a little money.
1:19:51 > 1:19:54Don't you know how to deal with those dorks?
1:19:54 > 1:19:56- You don't have to pay them anything.- You don't?
1:19:56 > 1:19:59- No, all...- No!- What?
1:19:59 > 1:20:01No, not that again.
1:20:05 > 1:20:08Frank, how do we get to a phone that works?
1:20:08 > 1:20:13OK, ladies. This here is Frodo. He'll take real good care of you.
1:20:13 > 1:20:16You're going to ride across those hills till you come to a cliff edge.
1:20:16 > 1:20:18Don't go off, it's a 700 foot drop.
1:20:18 > 1:20:22Now, if you do get down you're gonna come to the rattlesnake area.
1:20:22 > 1:20:24Be real careful going through there.
1:20:24 > 1:20:27Take a left at the rattlesnakes and you'll come to a dirt road,
1:20:27 > 1:20:30take you to the taco stand, they got a phone in there.
1:20:30 > 1:20:33It couldn't be just a block and a half at the corner store, Frank?
1:20:33 > 1:20:35Not around here.
1:20:36 > 1:20:40- Hey, Frank. Thanks.- OK, all right!
1:20:40 > 1:20:44- Come on...- We won't forget you. - We'll see you get something out of this.
1:20:44 > 1:20:47Sure, I'll be showered with money. Let's get outta here.
1:20:47 > 1:20:48Wait, wait, wait!
1:20:48 > 1:20:50I don't have the toxin. Wait a minute.
1:20:50 > 1:20:52Hold on a second.
1:20:55 > 1:20:58- Ah!- Give me the vial.
1:21:00 > 1:21:01Slowly.
1:21:05 > 1:21:07- Let go of me! - SHE SCREAMS
1:21:14 > 1:21:15Whoa!
1:21:15 > 1:21:17Asshole! Come on!
1:21:17 > 1:21:19Well, of course.
1:21:21 > 1:21:23Russell. Boyd.
1:21:24 > 1:21:26- Where's the other one?- She got away.
1:21:26 > 1:21:30- You'll make yourself useful. - I can't drive a stick-shift. - Get in the back.
1:21:35 > 1:21:37GUNFIRE
1:21:43 > 1:21:45Let's turn around, OK?
1:21:45 > 1:21:47Let's just go...this way.
1:21:52 > 1:21:53Holy shit!
1:22:00 > 1:22:01Go away.
1:22:02 > 1:22:03Frank.
1:22:03 > 1:22:05Go away.
1:22:05 > 1:22:07What happened? Where's Lauren?
1:22:07 > 1:22:09- They took her.- We gotta go find her.
1:22:09 > 1:22:11Oh, no.
1:22:11 > 1:22:14Frank, I can't track her without you. Now, please, come on.
1:22:14 > 1:22:17- You go, I'm busy bleeding!- Frank!
1:22:17 > 1:22:18You don't give up, do you?
1:22:18 > 1:22:22You think I'm gonna go chasing a pack of psychos for some dumb blonde?
1:22:22 > 1:22:25She not dumb. And she's not a blonde.
1:22:25 > 1:22:26Well, good luck, lady.
1:22:26 > 1:22:29Frank! Frank!
1:22:35 > 1:22:37OK, OK.
1:22:37 > 1:22:38The truth.
1:22:39 > 1:22:41Lauren and I pulled a bank job.
1:22:41 > 1:22:43Those guys were Feds and Lauren buried the money.
1:22:43 > 1:22:45Spare me, will you?
1:22:45 > 1:22:47Well, what about revenge?
1:22:47 > 1:22:50These guys trashed your house. Don't you want to get even?
1:22:50 > 1:22:52I'm insured, no deductible.
1:22:52 > 1:22:54Save your breath.
1:22:56 > 1:22:58I'm running out of bullshit, Frank.
1:22:58 > 1:22:59They're going to kill her.
1:22:59 > 1:23:02I know it's not your problem
1:23:02 > 1:23:06but this person and I, we've been through a lot of disgusting things together.
1:23:06 > 1:23:08This person and I are...
1:23:11 > 1:23:13This person's a friend.
1:23:15 > 1:23:17And I don't have that many friends.
1:23:23 > 1:23:24I do.
1:23:24 > 1:23:27WHOOPING AND YELPING
1:23:39 > 1:23:40Hello, Michael.
1:23:40 > 1:23:43- This is Atkins.- Hello, Joe. Do you have the money?
1:23:43 > 1:23:44Yeah.
1:23:44 > 1:23:46It's here.
1:23:46 > 1:23:48Fine. Here it is.
1:23:48 > 1:23:53You'll get into the chopper and fly to Masa Azul cliffs
1:23:53 > 1:23:55at the four fingers.
1:23:55 > 1:23:58Don't think about ground support cos I've got lookouts.
1:23:59 > 1:24:03Now, if I see a plane, a tank, a chopper other than your chopper,
1:24:03 > 1:24:09I'll get very nervous and I'm gonna dump this stuff in the first stiff wind blowing east.
1:24:09 > 1:24:10You got it?
1:24:12 > 1:24:14You will not land the chopper.
1:24:14 > 1:24:15You'll come level with the masa
1:24:15 > 1:24:20and you'll lower the money down to me at 5pm exactly.
1:24:34 > 1:24:36Now, you're gonna make the exchange.
1:24:36 > 1:24:39I knew you wouldn't keep your end of the bargain.
1:24:44 > 1:24:47This is your big moment. Don't you want to do it yourself?
1:24:47 > 1:24:49Atkins is a crack shot.
1:24:50 > 1:24:53Like I said, I'm doing the exchange.
1:24:55 > 1:24:57I see somebody.
1:24:57 > 1:25:00- It's Lauren.- Now, you want to tell me how much you believe them?
1:25:00 > 1:25:02No, don't shoot!
1:25:02 > 1:25:05Sir, she's being coerced.
1:25:43 > 1:25:44GUNFIRE
1:25:51 > 1:25:54- Will you land this damn thing?- He's trying!
1:26:10 > 1:26:12Throw down the bag.
1:26:13 > 1:26:14Throw it down!
1:26:14 > 1:26:16You'll shoot me.
1:26:16 > 1:26:19I'm really sorry about this. Ah! GUNFIRE
1:26:25 > 1:26:27WHOOPING AND YELPING
1:26:27 > 1:26:29GUNFIRE
1:26:32 > 1:26:34GUNFIRE
1:26:38 > 1:26:39- Argh!- Argh!
1:26:39 > 1:26:41Oh! Oh!
1:26:41 > 1:26:42Ah!
1:26:42 > 1:26:44Aren't you dead, yet?
1:26:44 > 1:26:46Not till I play Hamlet.
1:26:46 > 1:26:49THEY LAUGH
1:26:52 > 1:26:53Boy!
1:26:53 > 1:26:55- Aw, you came back.- Sure.
1:26:55 > 1:26:56I can't believe it.
1:26:56 > 1:26:59And look at you, you made off with the works.
1:26:59 > 1:27:03- Yes, I got the toxin and 20 million.- Wow!
1:27:04 > 1:27:06This time I... I think I'll hold the money.
1:27:06 > 1:27:08You don't mind?
1:27:08 > 1:27:09Look, there's Weldon!
1:27:09 > 1:27:12Maybe we can hitch a ride with those guys? Hey...
1:27:12 > 1:27:13Argh!
1:27:15 > 1:27:16Go! Go!
1:27:17 > 1:27:18Go where?
1:27:29 > 1:27:31Argh!
1:27:36 > 1:27:38I...will...never...
1:27:38 > 1:27:42date...a man...again.
1:27:50 > 1:27:51Sandy.
1:27:51 > 1:27:55- Getting laid just isn't worth it.- Oh, Sandy!
1:27:55 > 1:27:57Huh? Ah!
1:27:57 > 1:27:59Get it!
1:28:06 > 1:28:08Pull.
1:28:11 > 1:28:13Pull.
1:28:13 > 1:28:15Oh! There is no god.
1:28:22 > 1:28:24Hey, look! CHEERING
1:28:49 > 1:28:51Ah!
1:29:11 > 1:29:12Ah!
1:29:18 > 1:29:20You son of a bitch.
1:29:21 > 1:29:23En guard!
1:29:23 > 1:29:26- Yes!- Go!
1:29:39 > 1:29:40Ugh!
1:29:45 > 1:29:46Where is it?
1:29:46 > 1:29:48I don't have it!
1:29:48 > 1:29:49I have it.
1:29:49 > 1:29:51Let her go.
1:29:51 > 1:29:54- Argh!- No! You...
1:30:05 > 1:30:06Ah, nuts!
1:30:57 > 1:30:58Oh, shit!
1:31:26 > 1:31:29Argh!
1:31:29 > 1:31:32Nine years of ballet, asshole!
1:31:34 > 1:31:37Argh! You did it! You did it!
1:31:37 > 1:31:38Woo, woo, woo!
1:31:40 > 1:31:43APPLAUSE AND CHEERS
1:31:43 > 1:31:45Yeah, yeah, yeah!
1:31:57 > 1:32:00APPLAUSE
1:32:11 > 1:32:14That is the best Hamlet ever.
1:32:16 > 1:32:17Except for mine.
1:32:18 > 1:32:21Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo!
1:32:21 > 1:32:23Wow. Yeah!
1:32:38 > 1:32:42Oh, this is the happiest moment of my life.
1:32:42 > 1:32:44They bought that shit!
1:32:44 > 1:32:48Shit?! You're calling my Hamlet shit?!
1:32:48 > 1:32:52He's a wimp. I mean, he can't make his mind up about anything.
1:32:52 > 1:32:55He stands around going, "What'll I do? What'll I do?"
1:32:55 > 1:32:59- Give me Romeo or Henry V - now there's a guy I could boff.- Boff?
1:32:59 > 1:33:04Oh, we're back to boffing, are we? I see. That's your criteria...
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