0:00:38 > 0:00:41HINGES CREAK
0:02:09 > 0:02:10CLOCK CHIMES
0:02:24 > 0:02:25CHIMING STOPS
0:02:43 > 0:02:45THUNDER CRASHES
0:02:45 > 0:02:46WOMAN SCREAMS
0:02:55 > 0:02:57FROGS CROAK
0:03:17 > 0:03:20CREAKING IN DISTANCE
0:03:25 > 0:03:29AH! AHH! UH!
0:03:44 > 0:03:46It's love, isn't it?
0:03:46 > 0:03:48Sometimes you walk into a house and you take one look around,
0:03:48 > 0:03:51And you know. And you say, "This is for me."
0:03:51 > 0:03:55Oh. I think it's perfect. It's just what we've been looking for.
0:03:55 > 0:03:58There aren't enough plugs.
0:03:58 > 0:04:00Hey, wait, Mr Coleman, now.
0:04:00 > 0:04:01That place on Sycamore Street -
0:04:01 > 0:04:04that place was absolutely, positively loaded with plugs.
0:04:04 > 0:04:06That's right. There were plenty.
0:04:06 > 0:04:08Yeah, but the steps were too high.
0:04:08 > 0:04:09When we get older, we could trip.
0:04:09 > 0:04:12Every house we look at you find something to pick at.
0:04:12 > 0:04:14I just know what I like.
0:04:14 > 0:04:15Mmm. Would you like a divorce?
0:04:15 > 0:04:18Hey, hey, hey! No need for that.
0:04:18 > 0:04:21Let me explain something to you. I'm gonna find this house for you.
0:04:21 > 0:04:23I am totally committed to finding the perfect house for you.
0:04:23 > 0:04:26And I don't care how long it takes because at Evers & Evers,
0:04:26 > 0:04:30we want you to be happy forevers and evers!
0:04:30 > 0:04:33PHONE RINGS Oh, excuse me. Let me take this call.
0:04:33 > 0:04:37Sorry. I'm so sorry. ..Hello, Evers & Evers Real Estate. Jim Evers.
0:04:37 > 0:04:39Hey, honey. How's it going? Do they like the house?
0:04:39 > 0:04:42Uh, yes, this house is still available.
0:04:42 > 0:04:44Oh, I knew it. I told you they were lookie-lou's.
0:04:44 > 0:04:46It's another interested party. Excuse me.
0:04:46 > 0:04:48Listen, I'm on my way home.
0:04:48 > 0:04:49What?
0:04:49 > 0:04:50I'm really looking forward to tonight.
0:04:50 > 0:04:52Well, are you pre-approved?
0:04:52 > 0:04:55Yeah, the reservation's at seven, so don't be late.
0:04:55 > 0:04:57OK, well, seven's perfect.
0:04:57 > 0:05:00Let's get together at seven and we'll go over your offer.
0:05:00 > 0:05:01'OK, honey. I'll see you later.'
0:05:01 > 0:05:03See what you did? We love the house.
0:05:05 > 0:05:08We do. We love it. Well, then, Mrs Coleman. >
0:05:08 > 0:05:12Taking that into consideration, there's only one thing left to do.
0:05:12 > 0:05:13Let's sign some papers.
0:05:14 > 0:05:17UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS
0:05:17 > 0:05:18Hey. Hey.
0:05:18 > 0:05:21Lorraine and Gary, just like I promised,
0:05:21 > 0:05:23here's the offer - signed, sealed, and delivered.
0:05:23 > 0:05:25Thank you. Thank you so much.
0:05:25 > 0:05:26We are so grateful.
0:05:26 > 0:05:29This is a cause for celebration. Let us buy you a drink.
0:05:29 > 0:05:31Oh, no, really, I can't. My wife's waiting for me.
0:05:31 > 0:05:33Oh, no, but this is such a big deal for us.
0:05:33 > 0:05:37Oh, I really can't. I'm late. We insist. Please.
0:05:37 > 0:05:40OK, one quick drink. OK, one quick one.
0:05:40 > 0:05:42Uh, sir, uh, can I have a ginger ale over here, please?
0:05:42 > 0:05:45Oh, no. That's not a drink. Sammy, three volcanoes.
0:05:45 > 0:05:46Oh, no, no, no, no volcanoes.
0:05:46 > 0:05:48They're incredibly smooth.
0:05:48 > 0:05:50Oh, we love it here. We've been coming here for years.
0:05:50 > 0:05:52It's like Hawaii. Yes.
0:05:52 > 0:05:53We spent our honeymoon there.
0:05:53 > 0:05:54It was fantastic. Have you been?
0:05:54 > 0:05:55No, never been there.
0:05:55 > 0:05:57Promise me you'll go. You promise.
0:05:57 > 0:06:00I'll go if you sign. I will go to Hawaii if you sign,
0:06:00 > 0:06:03but I gotta get going because it's my anniversary tonight.
0:06:03 > 0:06:05Your anniversary?! Happy anniversary!
0:06:05 > 0:06:07Thank you. Sign that thing here.
0:06:08 > 0:06:10# Happy anniversary Happy anniversary
0:06:10 > 0:06:12# Happy anniversary
0:06:12 > 0:06:13# Happy anniversary
0:06:13 > 0:06:15# Happy, happy, happy, happy... # Hey, sign this!
0:06:15 > 0:06:18OK, Jim.
0:06:18 > 0:06:19Sorry about that. No.
0:06:19 > 0:06:23It's been a pleasure doing business with you.
0:06:23 > 0:06:25Aloha. OK. Bye-bye.
0:06:26 > 0:06:29Oh, excuse me, did I hear you correctly?
0:06:29 > 0:06:31Did you just sell their house? I sure did.
0:06:31 > 0:06:33We're looking to buy.
0:06:38 > 0:06:39Honey, forgive me.
0:06:39 > 0:06:42Well, I'm Jim Evers of Evers & Evers Real Estate.
0:06:42 > 0:06:45Tell me about your dream house.
0:06:45 > 0:06:46DOORBELL RINGS
0:06:46 > 0:06:50Hi, Sara. My name's Teddy. Your husband told me to tell you that he loves you very much
0:06:50 > 0:06:54but sometimes he loses track of the time. I'm sorry I'm late.
0:06:54 > 0:06:56Happy anniversary.
0:06:56 > 0:06:58Happy anniversary.
0:06:58 > 0:06:59Yes. Oh!
0:07:00 > 0:07:03Look at what he brought you!
0:07:03 > 0:07:05Look at that. Isn't that pretty?
0:07:05 > 0:07:07Oh, you know, you have a wonderful husband
0:07:07 > 0:07:10that thinks about you on your anniversaries. You're so fortunate!
0:07:10 > 0:07:11It's beautiful.
0:07:13 > 0:07:15You know, it's Teddy's fault that I'm late.
0:07:15 > 0:07:17He had a little accident in the backseat,
0:07:17 > 0:07:19cotton all over the place, but I cleaned it up.
0:07:19 > 0:07:23It's OK. I forgive Teddy.
0:07:23 > 0:07:25Hey, come on, Sara, don't be like that.
0:07:25 > 0:07:27I'm on a roll here. Hey, we sold seven houses this month.
0:07:27 > 0:07:29Yeah, well, what about the three soccer games,
0:07:29 > 0:07:31two birthday parties, and barbecue you missed?
0:07:31 > 0:07:34Did I miss that much stuff this month?
0:07:34 > 0:07:37OK, well, tell you what we'll do. We'll take off this weekend.
0:07:37 > 0:07:40What?! We'll take off for the weekend.
0:07:40 > 0:07:42We'll go down to the lake, like we did last year with the kids.
0:07:42 > 0:07:43Us and the kids the whole weekend.
0:07:43 > 0:07:45How's that sound? Can we close on this?
0:07:45 > 0:07:48Yes, how about this? We can close on this. How about this?
0:07:49 > 0:07:51Close on that. I'm gonna go tell the kids.
0:07:51 > 0:07:53All right? OK. All right.
0:07:53 > 0:07:55Megan and Michael, big family adventure!
0:07:55 > 0:07:57Hey! Michael Jordan Evers!
0:07:57 > 0:07:59Ahh! Ahhh!
0:07:59 > 0:08:01Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
0:08:01 > 0:08:03Dad! There's a...there's a... What is it?
0:08:03 > 0:08:05There's a spider in my room! There's a what?
0:08:05 > 0:08:07There's a spider in my room. He's on the window.
0:08:07 > 0:08:08Why don't you kill it, man?
0:08:08 > 0:08:10That's a big spider!
0:08:10 > 0:08:12Come on, now. It's just a spider, Michael.
0:08:12 > 0:08:14How big could it be? Come on, what is this?
0:08:14 > 0:08:15Where's the spider at?
0:08:15 > 0:08:18What? Man, you're acting like it's Mothra. It's just a spider.
0:08:18 > 0:08:20You're making a big deal out of nothing, Michael.
0:08:20 > 0:08:22Come on, look. Come here. You're ten years old.
0:08:22 > 0:08:24And it's time I teach you how to kill a spider.
0:08:24 > 0:08:27The most efficient way to crush a spider.
0:08:27 > 0:08:29All right. You got to get a good magazine.
0:08:29 > 0:08:32Some people like to use "Life" or "Time" or "News".
0:08:32 > 0:08:37This is my "Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition." What are you doing with it?
0:08:37 > 0:08:39I don't know.
0:08:39 > 0:08:41No, ah, yah, yeah, right,
0:08:41 > 0:08:45Well, if you can look at this, you should have enough courage to kill a spider the right way.
0:08:45 > 0:08:49So I'll roll this up good and tight, so you get a good grip on it. You get a side swing.
0:08:49 > 0:08:51That's where you can really get good action going.
0:08:51 > 0:08:54You want to come across like that, so you really crush it.
0:08:54 > 0:08:56You know, you come across this way,
0:08:56 > 0:08:58so you get his whole escape route, in case he try to go...
0:08:58 > 0:09:01You take it, and you whack it. Go on. Whack the spider.
0:09:01 > 0:09:02I don't want to whack it.
0:09:02 > 0:09:05Come on, you gotta whack the spider, Mike. Whack it.
0:09:05 > 0:09:07Dad, I'm afraid of spiders. I can't whack it.
0:09:08 > 0:09:11Let me explain something to you.
0:09:11 > 0:09:13All your life you're gonna be facing spiders, OK?
0:09:14 > 0:09:15I am?
0:09:15 > 0:09:17What I'm trying to say is you should never be afraid.
0:09:17 > 0:09:19Don't be afraid of anything.
0:09:19 > 0:09:20People know you're scared, they use that against you.
0:09:20 > 0:09:22I'm not scared of anything. I'm your dad, right?
0:09:22 > 0:09:24You're my son. You whack that spider.
0:09:24 > 0:09:26- Come on. Whack it. - I can't whack the spider, dad.
0:09:26 > 0:09:27Yes, you can. Come on, whack it. You can do it.
0:09:27 > 0:09:29Whack the spider, son. I don't want to whack it.
0:09:29 > 0:09:31Yes, you can. Come on. I don't want to whack it.
0:09:31 > 0:09:32Well, kill the spider. Kill the spider.
0:09:32 > 0:09:35Dad, I can't crush it. I can't whack it!
0:09:35 > 0:09:37Hey.
0:09:37 > 0:09:39There. Happy?
0:09:39 > 0:09:40No, I'm not happy, Megan.
0:09:40 > 0:09:43I was trying to make a point about how you gotta whack your own spiders!
0:09:43 > 0:09:45Whatever.
0:09:45 > 0:09:48- Mm-hmm. - 'Past Old Miller road.'
0:09:48 > 0:09:50OK, great.
0:09:50 > 0:09:52'It is an old home, Ms Evers,
0:09:52 > 0:09:56'and my employer is anxious to move on.
0:09:56 > 0:10:01'Would it be possible for you to come alone to discuss the situation?'
0:10:01 > 0:10:03But my husband and I work as a team.
0:10:03 > 0:10:06'The master usually does not take visitors.
0:10:06 > 0:10:08'However, from your photograph,
0:10:08 > 0:10:11'he thought you to have a trustworthy face.
0:10:11 > 0:10:15'About your husband, he felt differently.'
0:10:15 > 0:10:17Oh. You got our flyer.
0:10:17 > 0:10:20'The master had wished to meet you tomorrow evening.'
0:10:20 > 0:10:24Oh, I'm so sorry, but tomorrow I've got plans that can't be broken.
0:10:24 > 0:10:25(Who is that?)
0:10:25 > 0:10:26- Excuse me a second. - (Who is that?)
0:10:26 > 0:10:28Just someone calling about repping a house.
0:10:28 > 0:10:31What's the address? Where is it?
0:10:31 > 0:10:34Sara, do you know where this place is?!
0:10:34 > 0:10:36All the places up here are, like, big multi-million-dollar mansions.
0:10:36 > 0:10:38This could be big!
0:10:38 > 0:10:40And what about our big family adventure?
0:10:40 > 0:10:43It's just a little detour.
0:10:43 > 0:10:45MEGAN: How long is it gonna take?
0:10:45 > 0:10:47No more than 20 minutes. 20 minutes tops.
0:10:47 > 0:10:49You kids should be excited.
0:10:49 > 0:10:51You're gonna finally get to see us in real-estate action.
0:10:51 > 0:10:52CELLPHONE RINGS
0:10:52 > 0:10:54Somebody's calling me. Who's calling me?
0:10:54 > 0:10:57Hello, Jim Evers, Evers & Evers Real Estate.
0:10:57 > 0:10:58Stan, how you doing?
0:10:58 > 0:10:59What's the latest?
0:10:59 > 0:11:01MAN TALKS INDISTINCTLY
0:11:01 > 0:11:03Really? The Selmer property?
0:11:03 > 0:11:05Tomorrow?
0:11:05 > 0:11:07Wow, I'm kinda out of town right now.
0:11:07 > 0:11:10Hey, but, hey, listen, maybe I could come back early.
0:11:11 > 0:11:14Oh, no, I can't come back early.
0:11:14 > 0:11:15No, I can't come back early.
0:11:15 > 0:11:17Um, maybe we should just take care of this on Monday.
0:11:17 > 0:11:18All right?
0:11:18 > 0:11:19Monday?
0:11:19 > 0:11:21Monday sounds fantastic.
0:11:21 > 0:11:23I'll talk to you on Monday.
0:11:23 > 0:11:25We're gonna talk on Monday.
0:11:27 > 0:11:29Michael: Are we still in America?
0:11:31 > 0:11:33Here it is, right here. OK?
0:11:33 > 0:11:35All right?
0:11:46 > 0:11:47Yeah, that's a whole lot of gate.
0:11:48 > 0:11:51They must have a big possum problem down here.
0:11:51 > 0:11:53That's some big possum.
0:11:53 > 0:11:55HORN HONKS
0:11:58 > 0:12:00HORN HONKS
0:12:00 > 0:12:02- Didn't they know we were coming? - Of course they knew.
0:12:02 > 0:12:04Maybe there's a call box or something.
0:12:05 > 0:12:07Hello?!
0:12:08 > 0:12:09HORN HONKS
0:12:09 > 0:12:11Hello?! The Evers are here!
0:12:13 > 0:12:15HORN HONKS
0:12:15 > 0:12:18Yes, we're here now!
0:12:18 > 0:12:20Nobody's answering.
0:12:20 > 0:12:22Now I gotta get out in the dirt with my brand-new shoes on.
0:12:37 > 0:12:39Wow.
0:12:40 > 0:12:42How are we gonna get in?
0:12:43 > 0:12:45Why don't you give me a boost,
0:12:45 > 0:12:46And I'll climb over and go around the back?
0:12:46 > 0:12:48They're probably old. We'll surprise them.
0:12:48 > 0:12:49You'll probably kill them.
0:12:49 > 0:12:51Let's just go. It's getting late.
0:12:52 > 0:12:54You know, Sara, you give up too easy.
0:12:54 > 0:12:55You gotta be more patient.
0:12:55 > 0:12:57The Evers' way is to be patient -
0:12:57 > 0:12:58HINGES CREAKING
0:13:05 > 0:13:07All right, we're in business.
0:13:07 > 0:13:08Let's go, let's go. >
0:13:08 > 0:13:10Let's do this.
0:13:12 > 0:13:13ENGINE STARTS
0:13:17 > 0:13:20THUNDER RUMBLES
0:13:35 > 0:13:37CAWING
0:13:47 > 0:13:49Wow.
0:13:49 > 0:13:51Bob Vila would have a field day with this place.
0:13:51 > 0:13:54DOOR SLAMS Hey, Megan, don't slam the door like that.
0:13:54 > 0:13:56It's very sensitive.
0:13:56 > 0:13:58It's a car, dad.
0:13:58 > 0:14:00Ahh! It's not just a car.
0:14:00 > 0:14:02It's a very delicate piece of machinery.
0:14:02 > 0:14:04Shh! She didn't mean what she just said.
0:14:04 > 0:14:06Come on, let's see what's around back.
0:14:06 > 0:14:08I'm getting hungry.
0:14:08 > 0:14:09Me too!
0:14:09 > 0:14:11Don't worry. We'll be 20 minutes tops.
0:14:11 > 0:14:12Michael: Hey, Dad, when we get to the lake,
0:14:12 > 0:14:15Can I go to that pizza shop where I ate that whole pizza pie,
0:14:15 > 0:14:19And then when we got to the cabin, I threw up, and you still saw the pepperoni chunks in it?
0:14:19 > 0:14:23- Can we go there? - Yeah, we can go there if we can avoid a repeat performance.
0:14:25 > 0:14:27BIRDS CRYING
0:14:27 > 0:14:30Wow. Now, that's something you don't see every day.
0:14:30 > 0:14:34Oh, my God.
0:14:34 > 0:14:35Dead people?
0:14:35 > 0:14:36Hey, hey, honey,
0:14:36 > 0:14:40You know they have, uh... dead people in the backyard?
0:14:40 > 0:14:42Well, some people have pools.
0:14:42 > 0:14:45Some people have private cemeteries. It happens.
0:14:45 > 0:14:48You're gonna sell a house with this?
0:14:48 > 0:14:51This historical sprawling manor with spacious grounds? Yes.
0:14:51 > 0:14:53Hey, that's good. We'll put that on the listing.
0:14:53 > 0:14:54And leave out all the dead people?!
0:14:54 > 0:14:56Well, we'll just stick to the bright side.
0:14:56 > 0:14:57THUNDER CRASHES
0:14:57 > 0:15:00Oh, no, I got my good suit on.
0:15:04 > 0:15:05Oh.
0:15:05 > 0:15:07You think it's gonna stop?
0:15:07 > 0:15:10Oh, I hope it's not raining at the lake.
0:15:10 > 0:15:12All right, you kids know when you're at work with mommy and daddy,
0:15:12 > 0:15:14you're always on your best behaviour, right?
0:15:14 > 0:15:16OK. Whoo!
0:15:16 > 0:15:18Look at the size of these knockers.
0:15:18 > 0:15:20Ever see anything like that before?
0:15:20 > 0:15:23Hello?! Evers Real Estate!
0:15:25 > 0:15:27E-evers Real Estate!
0:15:30 > 0:15:32HINGES CREAKING
0:15:39 > 0:15:41Hello?
0:15:41 > 0:15:44Is anybody home?
0:15:48 > 0:15:49Hello?!
0:15:49 > 0:15:54We're the Evers from Evers & Evers Real Estate.
0:15:54 > 0:15:56Hi!
0:15:56 > 0:15:58HINGES CREAKING
0:16:01 > 0:16:04Have you ever seen anything like this?
0:16:04 > 0:16:05Never.
0:16:05 > 0:16:09Sara, this puts us in a whole new league.
0:16:09 > 0:16:11Smells like grandma's house.
0:16:11 > 0:16:13Worse - smells like grandma.
0:16:13 > 0:16:15This place is just a little dusty.
0:16:15 > 0:16:17We'll get a cleaning crew to come out here and shine it up -
0:16:17 > 0:16:19this place would be sparkling from top to bottom.
0:16:19 > 0:16:20Mom...
0:16:20 > 0:16:22This place has spiders.
0:16:22 > 0:16:24DOOR HINGES CREAKING
0:16:26 > 0:16:28THUNDER CRASHES
0:16:41 > 0:16:44Sara Evers?
0:16:44 > 0:16:46Yes, I'm Sara.
0:16:46 > 0:16:50My name is Ramsley.
0:16:54 > 0:16:57Hello, Ramsley. I'm Jim Evers of Evers & Evers Real Estate
0:16:57 > 0:17:00at your service.
0:17:00 > 0:17:03We were not expecting...
0:17:03 > 0:17:04others.
0:17:04 > 0:17:08Yes, we were on our way out of town.
0:17:08 > 0:17:10Yeah, then when we realized the enormity
0:17:10 > 0:17:12and complexity of your unique estate,
0:17:12 > 0:17:15we wanted to commit the full resources of Evers & Evers Real Estate,
0:17:15 > 0:17:18because at Evers & Evers, we want you to be happy forevers and evers.
0:17:18 > 0:17:20And please accept this waterproof calendar
0:17:20 > 0:17:23as a token of our appreciation.
0:17:25 > 0:17:27Very well.
0:17:27 > 0:17:29We shall have to place other settings.
0:17:29 > 0:17:31Who do you have the settings for?
0:17:31 > 0:17:36Master Gracey wishes to discuss his affairs over dinner.
0:17:36 > 0:17:38Oh, I'm afraid we have plans.
0:17:38 > 0:17:40Honey, we can't stay for dinner.
0:17:40 > 0:17:42Oh, yes, but we mustn't be rude, darling.
0:17:42 > 0:17:45- What about our family adventure? - Yeah, dad.
0:17:45 > 0:17:47We'll just have some soup, and then we'll get going, OK?
0:17:47 > 0:17:49All right?
0:17:56 > 0:17:58Wow.
0:18:01 > 0:18:03HINGES CREAKING
0:18:08 > 0:18:10Wow.
0:18:12 > 0:18:14Nice. Very nice.
0:18:14 > 0:18:17Good job. Good job.
0:18:17 > 0:18:18Hey, Megan, how'd you like to eat like this every day at home, huh?
0:18:21 > 0:18:24The master will be with you shortly.
0:18:27 > 0:18:28Carry on.
0:18:33 > 0:18:35I said, "carry on."
0:18:35 > 0:18:37He walks off!
0:18:40 > 0:18:42Have you ever seen a fireplace this amazing?
0:18:42 > 0:18:44Incredible.
0:18:44 > 0:18:47Ah, we could have one heck of a wienie roast in that thing, huh?
0:18:47 > 0:18:50Seriously. Look at this detail.
0:18:50 > 0:18:51I've never seen anything like this.
0:18:51 > 0:18:55THUNDER CRASHES Haven't you?
0:18:55 > 0:18:59My grandfather spared no expense when he built this mansion.
0:18:59 > 0:19:01Well - well, your grandfather
0:19:01 > 0:19:03Had really good taste in tchotchkes.
0:19:03 > 0:19:04I'm Jim Evers of Evers & Evers Real Estate.
0:19:04 > 0:19:06Charmed to make your acquaintance, sir.
0:19:06 > 0:19:09Edward. Edward Gracey.
0:19:15 > 0:19:18Uh... this is my wife, Sara.
0:19:18 > 0:19:19Come meet Mr Gracey?
0:19:19 > 0:19:21Very nice to meet you, Mr Gracey.
0:19:21 > 0:19:24And, uh, this is our daughter, Megan, and our son, Michael.
0:19:28 > 0:19:31You have very beautiful children, Ms Evers.
0:19:32 > 0:19:34I kicked in some chromosomes, too.
0:19:34 > 0:19:36HE LAUGHS
0:19:36 > 0:19:38Children...
0:19:38 > 0:19:40Madame...
0:19:40 > 0:19:42Oh! Nice. Boy. OK.
0:19:45 > 0:19:47Thank you.
0:19:48 > 0:19:49The master was very pleased
0:19:49 > 0:19:52when he heard you could come on such short notice.
0:19:52 > 0:19:57Normally, we would not have called you here so abruptly,
0:19:57 > 0:19:58but we had no other choice.
0:19:58 > 0:20:00Well, what do you got - termites or something?
0:20:00 > 0:20:02- Big house like this must have a lot of termites. - No.
0:20:02 > 0:20:07But lately there have been more... disturbances.
0:20:08 > 0:20:10What do you think of the house, Ms Evers?
0:20:10 > 0:20:12Oh.
0:20:12 > 0:20:15I think it's absolutely incredible.
0:20:15 > 0:20:17The Italian influence,
0:20:17 > 0:20:19the renaissance style of the moulding -
0:20:19 > 0:20:21the attention to detail is stunning.
0:20:21 > 0:20:24You never see houses like this, or at least, I don't.
0:20:24 > 0:20:28Great care and love went into the building of this mansion.
0:20:37 > 0:20:39THUNDER CRASHES
0:20:40 > 0:20:43This house is my inheritance...
0:20:43 > 0:20:46My birthright.
0:20:46 > 0:20:48But lately it's become too much to bear.
0:20:49 > 0:20:51Tell me, Mr Evers...
0:20:51 > 0:20:54Do you believe in ghosts?
0:20:55 > 0:20:56Ghosts?
0:20:56 > 0:20:58Yeah, sure, I believe in ghosts.
0:20:58 > 0:21:02Yeah. I don't think it's a good idea to put that information on the listing, though.
0:21:02 > 0:21:04You should talk about how many bathrooms are in the house.
0:21:04 > 0:21:05People love bathrooms.
0:21:05 > 0:21:06We should play up the whole toilet angle
0:21:06 > 0:21:08And leave out ghosts for now.
0:21:08 > 0:21:09I think that'd be best.
0:21:10 > 0:21:13The storm has swollen the river.
0:21:13 > 0:21:14How's that?
0:21:14 > 0:21:18The storm has flooded the road.
0:21:18 > 0:21:22I'm afraid there will be no leaving the mansion tonight.
0:21:22 > 0:21:24What?!
0:21:24 > 0:21:30Of course you are all more than welcome to spend the night here.
0:21:30 > 0:21:32Oh, no, I really don't think we should.
0:21:32 > 0:21:34We've got plans.
0:21:34 > 0:21:38I'm afraid there's no other way.
0:21:38 > 0:21:41Ramsley will show you to your rooms.
0:21:51 > 0:21:53HINGES CREAKING
0:21:53 > 0:21:57I believe the children will be comfortable in this room.
0:21:59 > 0:22:01Yeah. Real homey.
0:22:01 > 0:22:04You'll be fine.
0:22:04 > 0:22:06Wow. Hey, listen - when you flush the toilet,
0:22:06 > 0:22:08check and see how quickly it refills.
0:22:08 > 0:22:10Good night, dad.
0:22:10 > 0:22:12Good night.
0:22:16 > 0:22:21I hope you and the madam will find this room to your liking.
0:22:21 > 0:22:22Yeah, it's great.
0:22:22 > 0:22:24It'll be like spending the night in a fine hotel.
0:22:24 > 0:22:27Will there be anything else that you require, sir?
0:22:27 > 0:22:30- What, are you gonna get us some chocolates? - Pardon?
0:22:30 > 0:22:32You know, the little chocolates they put on the hotel pillows.
0:22:32 > 0:22:34Sometimes they have chocolates on the pillow.
0:22:34 > 0:22:36They have little chocolates on the pillows...
0:22:36 > 0:22:39They have...
0:22:39 > 0:22:41What's the problem?
0:22:44 > 0:22:46SARA: In the first place,
0:22:46 > 0:22:48we weren't even supposed to be here.
0:22:48 > 0:22:49We were supposed to be at the lake.
0:22:49 > 0:22:51Hey, what am I supposed to do - control the weather now, Sara?
0:22:51 > 0:22:53That's not the point.
0:22:53 > 0:22:54You couldn't resist. You just had to come.
0:22:54 > 0:22:57Excuse me, this is a big opportunity for all of us.
0:22:57 > 0:22:59Not for us, for you.
0:22:59 > 0:23:01The only thing you seem to care about any more is work.
0:23:01 > 0:23:03Oh, but when I'm working hard like this, it doesn't matter
0:23:03 > 0:23:05As long as I'm bringing you home expensive gifts, right?
0:23:05 > 0:23:07SCOFFS
0:23:07 > 0:23:08CLINKING
0:23:08 > 0:23:10Hey, what are you... Hey, Sara.
0:23:10 > 0:23:13Hey, Sara, I didn't mean to say that, OK?
0:23:13 > 0:23:14Sara.
0:23:14 > 0:23:15Come on, stop it.
0:23:15 > 0:23:17Sara! Sara.
0:23:17 > 0:23:20I'm sorry about that, honey. Can you open up, please?
0:23:25 > 0:23:27Uh! Ooh.
0:23:27 > 0:23:29You scared me.
0:23:29 > 0:23:31- Pardon the intrusion, sir. - Yes.
0:23:31 > 0:23:32The master was wondering
0:23:32 > 0:23:34if he might have a word with you in the library.
0:23:34 > 0:23:36A word? OK, yeah, I'd love to have a word with him.
0:23:36 > 0:23:38Sure. Let's go talk some turkey.
0:23:38 > 0:23:40Yes. Turkey.
0:23:40 > 0:23:42- Very good, sir. - Yeah.
0:23:42 > 0:23:44If you will kindly follow me...
0:23:44 > 0:23:45Of course, of course.
0:23:45 > 0:23:48Hey, hey, Sara! I'm gonna have a word with Mr Gracey!
0:23:48 > 0:23:50I'll be back in a minute.
0:23:51 > 0:23:53You know, Ramsley, I was just wondering.
0:23:53 > 0:23:54Have you ever been to a tanning salon?
0:23:54 > 0:23:56I've got a friend in the city who's got a really great place.
0:23:56 > 0:23:58You can get a really smooth tan, you know?
0:23:58 > 0:24:00Do something about that ashy white look.
0:24:00 > 0:24:01Get a little bronze thing happening.
0:24:01 > 0:24:03I'm sure the ladies would love it.
0:24:03 > 0:24:06Yes. Sounds wonderful.
0:24:08 > 0:24:12Would you care for a drink, sir, while you're waiting?
0:24:12 > 0:24:14Yeah. Don't mind if I do. Thank you, Ramsley.
0:24:14 > 0:24:18Oh, wow! Now, that's class.
0:24:18 > 0:24:19That's what I need to do over at my place -
0:24:19 > 0:24:21get a big picture of myself to put on the living room wall.
0:24:21 > 0:24:24Adds a touch of elegance to the room.
0:24:24 > 0:24:27Yes, sir. Very elegant.
0:24:27 > 0:24:30Thank you. Thank you so much, Ramsley.
0:24:31 > 0:24:33Mmm.
0:24:33 > 0:24:35So, Ramsley, how long you been a butler?
0:24:35 > 0:24:36A long time.
0:24:36 > 0:24:38What are the most important qualifications
0:24:38 > 0:24:39in case I might be doing some interviewing?
0:24:41 > 0:24:44Attending to every detail,
0:24:44 > 0:24:46understanding priorities,
0:24:46 > 0:24:50and above all, knowing one's place.
0:24:51 > 0:24:53And what does your boss like to do? What's he into?
0:24:53 > 0:24:55You know, what floats his boat?
0:24:56 > 0:25:00The master likes a great many things -
0:25:00 > 0:25:05art, literature, beauty.
0:25:05 > 0:25:07And all that stuff about, uh, ghosts -
0:25:07 > 0:25:10what, did he get, like, a bad clam in his jambalaya one night?
0:25:10 > 0:25:12You don't believe in ghosts, sir?
0:25:12 > 0:25:15Absolutely not. Let me tell you something, Ramsley.
0:25:15 > 0:25:18The way I see it, you only go around the track once,
0:25:18 > 0:25:19so you do it full-out all the way around.
0:25:19 > 0:25:23Mr Evers, may I confide in you?
0:25:25 > 0:25:26Please do.
0:25:26 > 0:25:28The master is not well.
0:25:28 > 0:25:30He must leave this house, Mr Evers.
0:25:30 > 0:25:31He must move on.
0:25:31 > 0:25:36It is of the gravest importance, I assure you,
0:25:36 > 0:25:40or I fear the very worst.
0:25:42 > 0:25:44MEGAN: I can't believe this.
0:25:44 > 0:25:46Still no reception.
0:25:46 > 0:25:48We had to take that little detour.
0:25:48 > 0:25:50"20 minutes tops." Yeah, right.
0:25:50 > 0:25:52Do you think it's gonna stop raining soon?
0:25:52 > 0:25:55How should I know? I'm not the weatherman.
0:25:56 > 0:25:58Hmm.
0:25:59 > 0:26:02Stogies.
0:26:02 > 0:26:04Not bad.
0:26:04 > 0:26:07Not at all. Hold onto that.
0:26:08 > 0:26:09Hmm.
0:26:09 > 0:26:12Hmm. Wonderful.
0:26:12 > 0:26:15Must be nice. Must be really nice.
0:26:15 > 0:26:17I tell ya.
0:26:17 > 0:26:18Ah.
0:26:18 > 0:26:20Hmm.
0:26:23 > 0:26:25ENGLISH ACCENT: Hello there, good man.
0:26:25 > 0:26:26Uh, Ramsley, fix the gentleman a drink.
0:26:26 > 0:26:29Nigel, I just recently returned from the continent
0:26:29 > 0:26:31where I found the most interesting book.
0:26:31 > 0:26:33Yes, it was called "raising the dead."
0:26:33 > 0:26:35NORMAL VOICE: Oh, cripes!
0:26:35 > 0:26:37Ohh. I hope that doesn't stain.
0:26:39 > 0:26:40Oh.
0:26:50 > 0:26:51Wow.
0:27:06 > 0:27:08Interesting.
0:27:14 > 0:27:16Wow.
0:27:23 > 0:27:26Wow. I wonder where this leads to.
0:27:26 > 0:27:27Hey!
0:27:27 > 0:27:29Hey!
0:27:29 > 0:27:31Hey, open this back up!
0:27:31 > 0:27:33Hey, open up!
0:27:33 > 0:27:34Ramsley!
0:27:34 > 0:27:37POUNDING Ramsley!
0:27:37 > 0:27:39Push back the head!
0:27:40 > 0:27:42Hey, would somebody push the head back?
0:28:01 > 0:28:02MUSIC PLAYS
0:28:13 > 0:28:14Megan!
0:28:21 > 0:28:23What do you think it is?
0:28:27 > 0:28:29It's a ghost ball.
0:28:44 > 0:28:46I think it wants us to follow it.
0:28:48 > 0:28:50I think you're crazy.
0:28:56 > 0:28:59It does. It wants us to follow it.
0:29:14 > 0:29:16Hey, Megan, wait up!
0:29:22 > 0:29:25Where's that scary albino when you need him?
0:29:31 > 0:29:33Oh, hello.
0:29:35 > 0:29:36Have you seen my husband?
0:29:40 > 0:29:42Excuse me.
0:29:43 > 0:29:44Wait!
0:29:45 > 0:29:47Wait!
0:30:05 > 0:30:07Oh, Ramsley, it's you.
0:30:07 > 0:30:09May I help you?
0:30:09 > 0:30:12Yes. I was just looking for my husband.
0:30:12 > 0:30:14Ah, indeed.
0:30:14 > 0:30:17I left him in the library...
0:30:17 > 0:30:19Right through there.
0:30:21 > 0:30:24Honey, it's late. Let's not fight any more.
0:30:24 > 0:30:26Come to bed?
0:30:26 > 0:30:28Oh! I'm... sorry.
0:30:28 > 0:30:30I thought you were my husband.
0:30:30 > 0:30:31Can I help you with that?
0:30:31 > 0:30:33Ramsley hates it when I leave things lying about.
0:30:33 > 0:30:35Yes, he seems a bit proper.
0:30:35 > 0:30:37He strikes most people that way.
0:30:37 > 0:30:40Once you get to know him, you'll find that's not the case.
0:30:40 > 0:30:42But he's really...
0:30:44 > 0:30:46He's...he's really very sweet.
0:30:46 > 0:30:48Thank you.
0:30:48 > 0:30:50H-he's been like a father to me.
0:30:50 > 0:30:52Mr Gracey...
0:30:52 > 0:30:53May I ask you something?
0:30:53 > 0:30:56Yes, of course. Anything.
0:30:56 > 0:31:00This house - it's been in your family for generations.
0:31:00 > 0:31:03It's your home. Why do you want to sell it?
0:31:03 > 0:31:08These walls are filled with so many memories -
0:31:08 > 0:31:13some of them... painful.
0:31:15 > 0:31:19I-I think for you to understand, I really must show you.
0:31:19 > 0:31:21It's all right.
0:31:21 > 0:31:23There's nothing to be afraid of.
0:31:28 > 0:31:31Although it might be a bit worn and faded
0:31:31 > 0:31:32from its original grandeur,
0:31:32 > 0:31:36this house was once filled with so many things,
0:31:36 > 0:31:37so much life -
0:31:37 > 0:31:40with grand parties, dancing, laughter,
0:31:40 > 0:31:43and, above all, hope.
0:31:43 > 0:31:46Being a Gracey meant that you were denied nothing.
0:31:46 > 0:31:47The world was yours.
0:31:47 > 0:31:50What happened here, Mr Gracey?
0:31:50 > 0:31:51She did.
0:31:51 > 0:31:52Who?
0:31:52 > 0:31:54Elizabeth.
0:31:54 > 0:31:58Hers is the story that haunts these walls.
0:32:14 > 0:32:17CLANGING AND SQUEAKING
0:32:21 > 0:32:23Come on.
0:32:23 > 0:32:24Megan, wait.
0:32:26 > 0:32:28You don't know the last time that thing's been inspected.
0:32:28 > 0:32:31Would you just relax? Where's your sense of adventure?
0:32:39 > 0:32:41CLANGING AND SQUEAKING
0:32:43 > 0:32:45This is against all my better judgment.
0:32:46 > 0:32:48HINGES SQUEAKING
0:32:57 > 0:32:58THUNDER CRASHING
0:33:17 > 0:33:18Hi!
0:33:23 > 0:33:25Is anyone home?
0:33:36 > 0:33:39CREAKING
0:33:45 > 0:33:47Those must be termites.
0:33:49 > 0:33:51Big-ass termites, that's all.
0:33:51 > 0:33:52CLEARS THROAT
0:34:18 > 0:34:20TELEPHONE RINGS
0:34:28 > 0:34:31RINGING CONTINUES
0:34:47 > 0:34:49Hello?
0:35:03 > 0:35:05SQUAWKING Oh!
0:35:05 > 0:35:07HE LAUGHS
0:35:08 > 0:35:09Aah!
0:35:09 > 0:35:11Aaah!
0:35:11 > 0:35:14Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah!
0:35:41 > 0:35:42Megan!
0:35:49 > 0:35:52Mom.
0:35:52 > 0:35:54What are you doing here? You're not supposed to be up here!
0:35:54 > 0:35:56This is unspeakable! Unspeakable! You have to leave!
0:35:56 > 0:35:57Who is that?
0:35:57 > 0:35:59That's none of your business, that's who.
0:35:59 > 0:36:01Now, come on, get out of here. It's way past your bedtime.
0:36:01 > 0:36:02Her name was Elizabeth.
0:36:02 > 0:36:04Are you kids hungry? Does anybody want a cookie?
0:36:04 > 0:36:05Cookies?!
0:36:05 > 0:36:08Don't offer them cookies! They're trespassers!
0:36:08 > 0:36:10Trespassers don't get cookies!
0:36:10 > 0:36:12This is none of their concern.
0:36:12 > 0:36:13It is their concern! They're involved!
0:36:13 > 0:36:14CREAK
0:36:16 > 0:36:17Hide! Hide!
0:36:28 > 0:36:32The children are not in their room.
0:36:32 > 0:36:33Have you seen them?
0:36:33 > 0:36:35Children? What children?
0:36:35 > 0:36:37What children?
0:36:43 > 0:36:45Her children.
0:36:45 > 0:36:48The children she wasn't supposed to bring,
0:36:48 > 0:36:51along with that brainless husband of hers.
0:36:53 > 0:36:55Thank you.
0:37:01 > 0:37:03If I had to listen to another word
0:37:03 > 0:37:05from that insufferable fool,
0:37:05 > 0:37:06I think I would have burst.
0:37:06 > 0:37:09Of course, sir. What a fool!
0:37:09 > 0:37:12Did I not tell her to come alone?
0:37:12 > 0:37:15Is it really too much to ask for a little cooperation?
0:37:15 > 0:37:16A little order?
0:37:16 > 0:37:18Of course not, sir.
0:37:18 > 0:37:22If you find the children, bring them to me.
0:37:22 > 0:37:24Certainly, sir.
0:37:24 > 0:37:26The final arrangements have been made.
0:37:26 > 0:37:30Nothing further will interfere with the master's plan.
0:37:30 > 0:37:32THUNDER CRASHES
0:37:37 > 0:37:38WOMAN TALKING INDISTINCTLY
0:37:38 > 0:37:40Thank God I heard your voice.
0:37:40 > 0:37:41Hey, listen, I need some help getting - I lost my way.
0:37:41 > 0:37:43I don't know how to get out of here.
0:37:43 > 0:37:45I'm sorry if I sound a little frazzled,
0:37:45 > 0:37:47But I just had myself a little freak show back there.
0:37:47 > 0:37:49WOMAN: ...it's time to respond.
0:37:49 > 0:37:51I was supposed to meet with Mr Gracey,
0:37:51 > 0:37:54but I got stuck in the wall.
0:37:54 > 0:37:57Goblins and ghoulies from last Halloween,
0:37:57 > 0:38:00awaken the spirits with your tambourine.
0:38:00 > 0:38:03OK, I hear you, but I don't see you. Where are you?
0:38:03 > 0:38:07I am Madame Leota, seer of all,
0:38:07 > 0:38:09voice to the spirits.
0:38:09 > 0:38:11Whom do you seek?
0:38:14 > 0:38:16Hey! Hey!
0:38:16 > 0:38:17- Hey, what are you doing?! Let me out of here. - Silence!
0:38:17 > 0:38:19Whom do you seek?
0:38:19 > 0:38:21I am seeking a way out of here!
0:38:21 > 0:38:23Then you must look within.
0:38:23 > 0:38:24I don't want to look within. I want to look without. Are you deaf?
0:38:24 > 0:38:26There is great evil in this house -
0:38:26 > 0:38:28a devil's curse.
0:38:28 > 0:38:29it seeks to destroy you.
0:38:29 > 0:38:31Why would something seek to destroy me?
0:38:31 > 0:38:32Look, I'm just here to sell the house, OK?
0:38:32 > 0:38:36Dark spirits from the grave, come forth.
0:38:36 > 0:38:37Lift us from the black,
0:38:37 > 0:38:41And show us - show us the way back.
0:38:41 > 0:38:43Dark spirits? Hey, no dark spirits.
0:38:43 > 0:38:44Don't you make no dark spirits come out!
0:38:44 > 0:38:47Lift us - lift us up to the light.
0:38:47 > 0:38:50And lead us through this stormy night.
0:38:50 > 0:38:52Hey, hey, hey. Hey!
0:38:52 > 0:38:55Hey, hey, I'd really like to stay on the ground.
0:38:55 > 0:38:57I'd rather stay on the ground. Can I stay on the ground, please?
0:38:57 > 0:39:00Evil and darkness have called in this night.
0:39:00 > 0:39:02But now to survive, you must gain new sight.
0:39:02 > 0:39:03I must first gain new underwear.
0:39:03 > 0:39:06Only the light will lead the way.
0:39:06 > 0:39:08Follow it and find your way home.
0:39:08 > 0:39:10There's no place like home. There's no place like home.
0:39:10 > 0:39:12There's no place like home. There's no place like home.
0:39:12 > 0:39:14Go, Mr Evers. Your family is at stake.
0:39:14 > 0:39:18Your very life is at stake. Break the curse.
0:39:18 > 0:39:21There is no escape for you unless you lift this spell.
0:39:21 > 0:39:24Go. Save yourself. Save your family.
0:39:24 > 0:39:27Release her. Release us all!
0:39:27 > 0:39:29I'm getting so queasy. I'm getting very queasy.
0:39:29 > 0:39:31LAUGHTER
0:39:37 > 0:39:38Ohhhh!
0:39:39 > 0:39:40Aah!
0:39:40 > 0:39:42Aah!
0:39:43 > 0:39:44Aaaah!
0:39:44 > 0:39:46Aaaah!
0:39:46 > 0:39:49INSTRUMENTS PLAYING
0:39:51 > 0:39:52Oh...
0:40:03 > 0:40:04Aah! Aah!
0:40:06 > 0:40:08Aaaah!
0:40:14 > 0:40:16Ohh!
0:40:18 > 0:40:20CRASH
0:40:20 > 0:40:22TAMBOURINE RATTLING
0:40:22 > 0:40:23Dad!
0:40:23 > 0:40:24Hey! Michael and Megan, you OK?
0:40:24 > 0:40:26We're fine, thanks. All right.
0:40:26 > 0:40:27Get your things. Let's get out of here. Let's go.
0:40:27 > 0:40:28But, Dad, we have a problem.
0:40:28 > 0:40:30What, because of the rain? We're just gonna get a little wet.
0:40:30 > 0:40:32Let's just find your mom, and let's get out of here. Let's go!
0:40:32 > 0:40:35I'm afraid that's not possible. She can't leave.
0:40:35 > 0:40:37And why not? Because she can't!
0:40:37 > 0:40:41If I could tell you, I would. But I can't, so I won't, OK?
0:40:41 > 0:40:42Hey, how'd you...
0:40:42 > 0:40:44Hey, hey, look.
0:40:44 > 0:40:46Daddy's having more hallucinations. Let's go.
0:40:46 > 0:40:47They're ghosts, Dad. They're not ghosts.
0:40:47 > 0:40:49We're just having hallucinations from that dinner that we ate.
0:40:49 > 0:40:51It was that chicken. It didn't taste right.
0:40:51 > 0:40:52Hey! Oh!
0:40:52 > 0:40:54- It's not the chicken! - All right, it's not the chicken.
0:40:54 > 0:40:55But we're still getting out of here.
0:40:55 > 0:40:57But, Dad, we have to help them.
0:40:57 > 0:40:58You can't help the dead, honey. They're beyond help.
0:40:58 > 0:41:00That's the nature of being dead.
0:41:00 > 0:41:01The man's talking sense.
0:41:01 > 0:41:04Everyone should just keep their noses in their own business.
0:41:04 > 0:41:05But, dad, we have to help them break the curse.
0:41:05 > 0:41:07Why is everybody talking about a curse?
0:41:07 > 0:41:08Hey, wait a minute - have you been talking
0:41:08 > 0:41:10to that crazy green gypsy in the giant paperweight?
0:41:10 > 0:41:12Gypsy? He found the gypsy! We've got to go back to see her.
0:41:12 > 0:41:13Hey, ho, ho! No back! I'm not going back.
0:41:13 > 0:41:16- But, Dad! - Hey, they had me floating all around the room.
0:41:16 > 0:41:18- Dad! - Hey, I was strapped to a chair floating around the room
0:41:18 > 0:41:20with a marching band chasing me.
0:41:20 > 0:41:21I'm not going back anywhere! Forget it, Casper!
0:41:21 > 0:41:23But mom's in trouble.
0:41:23 > 0:41:25What kind of trouble?
0:41:38 > 0:41:42Gracey: She died here in this house.
0:41:42 > 0:41:45She was so very young,
0:41:45 > 0:41:48So very beautiful.
0:41:48 > 0:41:52She was in love with the heir to this mansion.
0:41:52 > 0:41:54Your grandfather.
0:41:54 > 0:41:56And he loved her more than life itself.
0:41:58 > 0:42:02But they were from different worlds
0:42:02 > 0:42:04and couldn't be together.
0:42:04 > 0:42:06THUNDER CRASHES
0:42:06 > 0:42:08How did she die, Mr Gracey?
0:42:08 > 0:42:11She took her own life.
0:42:11 > 0:42:12Poison.
0:42:12 > 0:42:17But after that, his life became unbearable.
0:42:17 > 0:42:21And so, without hope, without love,
0:42:21 > 0:42:26without Elizabeth, he hung himself.
0:42:28 > 0:42:32His soul wanders these halls
0:42:32 > 0:42:34waiting for her to return.
0:42:37 > 0:42:40If you listen carefully...
0:42:40 > 0:42:46You can still hear the beating of his broken heart.
0:42:46 > 0:42:49HEART BEATS
0:42:53 > 0:42:56All right, wait a minute. Hold it a second.
0:42:56 > 0:42:57Now, you're telling me this guy is dead
0:42:57 > 0:42:59and the only reason we were brought here
0:42:59 > 0:43:01is cos he wants to try to get jiggy with my wife?
0:43:01 > 0:43:03Pretty much. Are you upset?
0:43:03 > 0:43:06The guy is dead, and he's trying to get with my wife!
0:43:06 > 0:43:07And the house isn't really for sale!
0:43:07 > 0:43:09Yes, I'm upset!
0:43:09 > 0:43:12Oh, Madame Leota, is it her?
0:43:12 > 0:43:16Is she truly our dear, departed Elizabeth come back to us?
0:43:16 > 0:43:19'It is true. She walks these halls.'
0:43:19 > 0:43:21You see? I told you it is her!
0:43:21 > 0:43:23'But do not be deceived.
0:43:23 > 0:43:26'All things are not as they appear.
0:43:26 > 0:43:29'For the curse to be lifted, the truth must be known.
0:43:29 > 0:43:31'And for the truth to be known,
0:43:31 > 0:43:32'you must find the key.'
0:43:32 > 0:43:34Hey, what are you talking about, ball lady? What key?
0:43:34 > 0:43:37'Enter the tomb under the great dead oak
0:43:37 > 0:43:39'and travel down deep under the ground,
0:43:39 > 0:43:43'and there you will find the key that must be found.
0:43:43 > 0:43:45'Find the black crypt that bears no name,
0:43:45 > 0:43:48'or soon your fate will be the same.'
0:43:48 > 0:43:50You're telling me all I have to do is find this key,
0:43:50 > 0:43:52then I'm gonna walk out of here with my wife and kids like nothing ever happened?
0:43:52 > 0:43:55'The key is the answer to all.'
0:43:55 > 0:43:57Oh, great. I'm in. Let's get this key.
0:43:57 > 0:43:59There's only one problem.
0:43:59 > 0:44:00How do we get out of here?
0:44:00 > 0:44:02Yeah, how do we get out of here?
0:44:02 > 0:44:06Well, there's always, uh...
0:44:06 > 0:44:08My way.
0:44:09 > 0:44:11WHINNYING
0:44:14 > 0:44:15JIM: Hey!
0:44:15 > 0:44:16I thought you said you could drive this thing!
0:44:16 > 0:44:18Don't you worry. I know exactly what I'm doing.
0:44:20 > 0:44:21Aaah! Aaah!
0:44:25 > 0:44:26You better just keep your eyes on the road!
0:44:26 > 0:44:28Move over! What are you doing?
0:44:28 > 0:44:29If you keep driving, you'll kill us all!
0:44:29 > 0:44:31Well - well, that's where you're wrong,
0:44:31 > 0:44:33because some of us are already dead!
0:44:33 > 0:44:34Ha ha ha!
0:44:34 > 0:44:36NEIGHING
0:44:38 > 0:44:40Dad, look.
0:44:56 > 0:44:58Ready? Fire!
0:44:58 > 0:45:00GUNSHOTS
0:45:00 > 0:45:03INDISTINCT CHATTER
0:45:03 > 0:45:06LAUGHTER
0:45:13 > 0:45:14Ohh!
0:45:14 > 0:45:15Dad?
0:45:15 > 0:45:16Yes, son?
0:45:16 > 0:45:19I see dead people.
0:45:19 > 0:45:21DOG WHINING, LAUGHTER
0:45:22 > 0:45:25HORSE WHINNIES
0:45:25 > 0:45:26Excuse me.
0:45:26 > 0:45:28Why are all these ghosts still hanging around here?
0:45:28 > 0:45:31When they died, they couldn't find the light.
0:45:31 > 0:45:34And now - now they're trapped.
0:45:34 > 0:45:38Doomed to wander the earth for all eternity.
0:45:41 > 0:45:44Nice. Nice job.
0:45:56 > 0:45:58Whoa!
0:45:58 > 0:45:59HORSE WHINNIES
0:45:59 > 0:46:01OK.
0:46:01 > 0:46:02Hey!
0:46:02 > 0:46:03Hey, what are you doing here?
0:46:03 > 0:46:05Can they see us?
0:46:05 > 0:46:07No. Of course not.
0:46:07 > 0:46:10Yes, I can see. I'm looking at you right now in your stupid hat.
0:46:10 > 0:46:12Don't listen to him. He's lying.
0:46:13 > 0:46:16Whatever. Come on, kids, let's go. Come on.
0:46:18 > 0:46:21I could swear he was looking right at me.
0:46:21 > 0:46:23He's psychic.
0:46:26 > 0:46:30GRACEY: This was to have been her wedding dress.
0:46:30 > 0:46:32Oh, it's lovely.
0:46:32 > 0:46:35It would have been lovelier still if she'd ever had a chance to wear it.
0:46:35 > 0:46:39Now it serves only as a dark reminder
0:46:39 > 0:46:41of what could have been.
0:46:41 > 0:46:44To love someone so much and then lose them so suddenly -
0:46:44 > 0:46:47I can't imagine how awful that must be.
0:46:47 > 0:46:50If you truly love someone, they never leave you.
0:46:50 > 0:46:53They remain in your heart forever.
0:46:56 > 0:46:58MEGAN: 'Isn't that romantic?'
0:46:58 > 0:47:00He was willing to throw everything away for love.
0:47:00 > 0:47:03Well, now he's broke, dead, and cursed. Nice move.
0:47:03 > 0:47:07SQUISHING Oh, crap! These are my new shoes.
0:47:07 > 0:47:08Hey, kids, watch your step.
0:47:08 > 0:47:10SQUISHING Oh, crap!
0:47:10 > 0:47:11Hey, Michael, don't say "crap".
0:47:11 > 0:47:13All right, where is this place? OK, where are we?
0:47:13 > 0:47:15I think the gypsy lady said something
0:47:15 > 0:47:17about making a left at an oak.
0:47:17 > 0:47:20OK, well, uh, glad she was so specific.
0:47:20 > 0:47:22ANIMAL SCREECHES
0:47:22 > 0:47:25INDISTINCT SINGING
0:47:25 > 0:47:27What is that? Do you hear that?
0:47:27 > 0:47:28BOTH: Yeah.
0:47:28 > 0:47:31# ...and harmonize
0:47:31 > 0:47:35# When we ghosts come out to socialize
0:47:35 > 0:47:37# Doom, doom, doom, doom
0:47:37 > 0:47:39# When the cryptos creak and the tombstones quake
0:47:39 > 0:47:41# Spooks come out for a swinging wake... #
0:47:41 > 0:47:42Guys. Excuse me. Sorry to bother you.
0:47:42 > 0:47:43Uh, but, uh, uh, we were wondering
0:47:43 > 0:47:45if you happen to know where the mausoleum was.
0:47:45 > 0:47:47# Down by the
0:47:47 > 0:47:49# Old mill stream
0:47:49 > 0:47:50# Old mill stream
0:47:50 > 0:47:53# Where I first met you... #
0:47:53 > 0:47:56No, no. I think they - they said it was an old oak.
0:47:56 > 0:47:57That's what they said. It's by the, um -
0:47:57 > 0:47:58# By the light
0:47:58 > 0:48:00# By the light, by the light
0:48:00 > 0:48:01# Of the silvery moon
0:48:01 > 0:48:02# Of the silvery moon... #
0:48:02 > 0:48:04Yeah, look, you sound really good.
0:48:04 > 0:48:06Your harmony's tight, but we're trying to find my wife.
0:48:06 > 0:48:07I gotta help my wife. She'll be -
0:48:07 > 0:48:09# Comin' 'round the mountain when she comes
0:48:09 > 0:48:10# She'll be comin' 'round the mountain... #
0:48:10 > 0:48:13Aah! Listen, listen, guys. I'm trying to find a key.
0:48:13 > 0:48:14I'm trying to find a key -
0:48:14 > 0:48:17# Where's the key? Where's the key?
0:48:17 > 0:48:18# Where's the beautiful key?
0:48:18 > 0:48:19# Find the key, find the key
0:48:19 > 0:48:20# Oh, how happy you'll be... #
0:48:20 > 0:48:22The key that I'm trying to find
0:48:22 > 0:48:23is - is in the mausoleum.
0:48:23 > 0:48:25The key is in the mausoleum.
0:48:25 > 0:48:28# You left your ke-e-e-y
0:48:28 > 0:48:30# In a mausoleum
0:48:30 > 0:48:32# Down in Dixie... #
0:48:32 > 0:48:34Dad, there it is!
0:48:34 > 0:48:36# Dad, there it is... # Thanks.
0:48:36 > 0:48:40# Dad, there it is... # Thanks for nothing.
0:48:40 > 0:48:41THUNDER RUMBLES
0:48:44 > 0:48:46OK. We made it.
0:48:49 > 0:48:52All right, kids, stay close.
0:48:52 > 0:48:53BIRD SQUAWKS
0:48:58 > 0:48:59Hey!
0:49:05 > 0:49:07Look.
0:49:07 > 0:49:09It's a warning.
0:49:09 > 0:49:11Now, how do you know that?
0:49:11 > 0:49:13I studied Latin for three years, Dad.
0:49:13 > 0:49:15You thought it was dumb, remember?
0:49:15 > 0:49:17You said it was a dead language.
0:49:17 > 0:49:20Oh, uh, we see how wrong I was about that.
0:49:20 > 0:49:23"Beware all who enter.
0:49:23 > 0:49:27"Here lies the passage to the dead."
0:49:28 > 0:49:29Hey! Hey, hey, hey!
0:49:29 > 0:49:31Where you going? I don't like Latin.
0:49:31 > 0:49:33Hey, wait, Michael. Listen, we've been through this before.
0:49:33 > 0:49:34You're ten years old now. You got to start being a man.
0:49:34 > 0:49:37I just turned ten. I'm still getting used to it.
0:49:41 > 0:49:42OK. Here's what we do.
0:49:42 > 0:49:44Megan, you stay out here with your brother. What?!
0:49:44 > 0:49:47I'm not gonna leave him out here by himself, all right?
0:49:47 > 0:49:48You stay out here. You guys stay together.
0:49:48 > 0:49:50And I'll go in here, and I'll take care of this.
0:49:50 > 0:49:52OK...
0:49:52 > 0:49:54All right.
0:49:54 > 0:49:56SQUEAKING
0:49:57 > 0:49:59OK.
0:50:02 > 0:50:03JIM GRUNTS
0:50:06 > 0:50:07Oh.
0:50:09 > 0:50:10Wow.
0:50:14 > 0:50:15OK.
0:50:15 > 0:50:17All right.
0:50:21 > 0:50:22OK.
0:50:22 > 0:50:23I'll be right back.
0:50:23 > 0:50:2520 minutes tops, right?
0:50:25 > 0:50:2820 minutes tops.
0:50:39 > 0:50:41MUTTERING
0:50:41 > 0:50:44SQUAWKING
0:51:08 > 0:51:11What was it that gypsy told me to look for?
0:51:11 > 0:51:14Look for a crypt with...
0:51:14 > 0:51:16Look for a crypt...
0:51:16 > 0:51:18A crypt without a name! Aah!
0:51:18 > 0:51:20Ohh! What's the matter with you?
0:51:20 > 0:51:21You can't just be popping out like that.
0:51:21 > 0:51:23You're gonna give me a heart attack.
0:51:23 > 0:51:24I thought I told you to wait with Michael.
0:51:24 > 0:51:27I was worried you wouldn't find it.
0:51:27 > 0:51:29Besides, Michael's fine.
0:51:29 > 0:51:32She said, "Find the black crypt with no name,
0:51:32 > 0:51:34"or soon your fate will be the same."
0:51:41 > 0:51:42That must be it.
0:51:42 > 0:51:44Good hunch, Dad.
0:51:47 > 0:51:50I'm officially starting to get sick of this place.
0:51:50 > 0:51:52And we're here cos of who?
0:51:52 > 0:51:55We're here because I take seriously my responsibility as breadwinner of this family.
0:51:55 > 0:51:57I want you guys to have everything that I never had before.
0:51:57 > 0:51:59I didn't know you had a bad childhood.
0:51:59 > 0:52:00I didn't have a bad childhood.
0:52:00 > 0:52:02Then why do we have to have what you didn't have?
0:52:02 > 0:52:04Because if -
0:52:04 > 0:52:06Hey, look, don't be tricking me, all right,
0:52:06 > 0:52:08You little Latin-speaking 13-year-old.
0:52:08 > 0:52:10Let's just get this over with. Hold this.
0:52:10 > 0:52:12Hold it with two hands, now.
0:52:14 > 0:52:15Mmph!
0:52:15 > 0:52:17GRUNTING
0:52:26 > 0:52:27Aah!
0:52:27 > 0:52:29Phew!
0:52:29 > 0:52:31Pbht! Pbht!
0:52:31 > 0:52:32Oh, man!
0:52:35 > 0:52:37Excuse me one second.
0:52:37 > 0:52:39I'm sorry to bother you.
0:52:40 > 0:52:42Ohh, ohh, ohh!
0:52:42 > 0:52:45Aah. Ugh.
0:52:45 > 0:52:47Oh, no. Ew.
0:52:47 > 0:52:50Ah. Aah.
0:52:50 > 0:52:51CRACKING
0:52:54 > 0:52:55OK. All right.
0:52:55 > 0:52:58Now, that wasn't hard, was it?
0:52:58 > 0:52:59Let's get out of here.
0:53:02 > 0:53:04OK, that gypsy had me thinking it was gonna be hard.
0:53:04 > 0:53:05That was easy. RUMBLING
0:53:08 > 0:53:09ROARING
0:53:09 > 0:53:11Oh! Oh!
0:53:11 > 0:53:12Oh, no.
0:53:13 > 0:53:15Ooh! Oh, no!
0:53:17 > 0:53:19Go get the key! I'll take care of him!
0:53:22 > 0:53:24Hey, man, go on back to bed. Get back in your bed.
0:53:24 > 0:53:25Go back - back to bed.
0:53:25 > 0:53:27I'm Jim Evers of Evers And Evers Real Estate. What's your name?
0:53:27 > 0:53:29Hey, look, I don't want no trouble, man. I just came down here to get the key.
0:53:29 > 0:53:31The gypsy told me it was all right to get the key, so I'm - hey!
0:53:31 > 0:53:33Oh!
0:53:33 > 0:53:35Just lighten up. Now, let me tell you something.
0:53:35 > 0:53:36I'm trying to get the key cos I got things to do.
0:53:36 > 0:53:39I got to get my wife. I don't want no trouble.
0:53:39 > 0:53:40Seriously, back up!
0:53:44 > 0:53:46You asked for it.
0:53:50 > 0:53:51Next time you're gonna think twice
0:53:51 > 0:53:53before coming back from the dead, ain't you?
0:53:53 > 0:53:55Did you get the key?
0:53:55 > 0:53:56I'm looking! I'm looking!
0:53:56 > 0:53:58Well, take your time. Relax.
0:53:58 > 0:53:59I have everything under control up here.
0:53:59 > 0:54:01I have everything completely under control.
0:54:01 > 0:54:03RUMBLING
0:54:06 > 0:54:08Megan, you better look faster!
0:54:08 > 0:54:10Oh, I don't want to do this.
0:54:19 > 0:54:20Jeez.
0:54:35 > 0:54:37SCREECHING
0:54:47 > 0:54:48Aah!
0:54:48 > 0:54:50Aaah!
0:54:50 > 0:54:51Aah! ROARING
0:55:03 > 0:55:05Give me your hand.
0:55:09 > 0:55:12OK, come on, come on, come on!
0:55:13 > 0:55:15Come on, guys! Hurry up!
0:55:15 > 0:55:16Hold on!
0:55:16 > 0:55:18Come on, guys! Hurry up!
0:55:20 > 0:55:21Michael! Michael, open the door!
0:55:21 > 0:55:23'Michael, it's locked from the outside!
0:55:23 > 0:55:26'Michael, open the door. Open the door!'
0:55:26 > 0:55:29Dad, there are spiders everywhere and I don't have a magazine.
0:55:29 > 0:55:31'Hey, Michael, are you scared?' Uh-huh.
0:55:31 > 0:55:32'Michael, look, it's OK to be scared, all right?
0:55:32 > 0:55:34'Everybody gets scared sometimes.
0:55:34 > 0:55:35'Daddy's scared right now.'
0:55:35 > 0:55:38You are? Yes, I'm very scared. Now, please open the door, son!
0:55:38 > 0:55:40Michael, open the door, or I'll kill you!
0:55:40 > 0:55:42Oh, that's great. Keep him calm.
0:55:42 > 0:55:44Hey, Michael, listen, it's OK to get scared.
0:55:44 > 0:55:45Everybody gets scared every now and then, son.
0:55:45 > 0:55:46But you just can't let it stop you.
0:55:46 > 0:55:48Michael, if you think you're scared now,
0:55:48 > 0:55:50wait till the zombies come out!
0:55:50 > 0:55:51'What zombies?'
0:55:51 > 0:55:52Michael! Hey, Michael, look.
0:55:52 > 0:55:53Just open the door, please, man.
0:55:53 > 0:55:55We're running out of time. Open the door right now.
0:55:55 > 0:55:56Dad, they're coming!
0:55:56 > 0:55:58SCREAMING
0:55:58 > 0:55:59Michael, open the door right now!
0:55:59 > 0:56:01'Open the door! Open the door!
0:56:01 > 0:56:05'Open the door right now! Open the door!'
0:56:06 > 0:56:08Oh!
0:56:08 > 0:56:10GRUNTING
0:56:11 > 0:56:13Aah!
0:56:14 > 0:56:15Aah! Aah! Lock it! Lock it!
0:56:16 > 0:56:17OK, come on!
0:56:18 > 0:56:20All right.
0:56:20 > 0:56:22OK. All right. Get 'em off!
0:56:22 > 0:56:24OK, come on. Get 'em off. OK.
0:56:24 > 0:56:26All right. We got it. All right. You OK?
0:56:26 > 0:56:27All right. OK.
0:56:27 > 0:56:29My brave little man, all right.
0:56:29 > 0:56:30All right. You OK?
0:56:30 > 0:56:31Yeah. You got the key?
0:56:32 > 0:56:34PATTING
0:56:34 > 0:56:35Oh, no.
0:56:36 > 0:56:37Wait. Whoa. Yeah, I got it. I got it.
0:56:37 > 0:56:39There it is. OK.
0:56:39 > 0:56:42All right, now, we went to hell and back to get this thing.
0:56:42 > 0:56:45All I want to know now is where's the door out of here?
0:56:45 > 0:56:47'First, you must find the trunk.'
0:56:47 > 0:56:48Trunk?
0:56:48 > 0:56:49'Yes, trunk.'
0:56:49 > 0:56:50Not door?
0:56:50 > 0:56:54'No. Not door. Trunk.'
0:56:54 > 0:56:56All you said I had to do was find this key! I got the key.
0:56:56 > 0:56:58Now - now you're telling me this story about a trunk!
0:56:58 > 0:57:00The key is the answer to all, remember?
0:57:00 > 0:57:02'Look, I don't make the rules, OK?
0:57:02 > 0:57:03'I just work here.'
0:57:03 > 0:57:05OK, that's it. That's the last straw.
0:57:05 > 0:57:06I've had enough of this nonsense.
0:57:06 > 0:57:07'Hey, what are you doing?!
0:57:07 > 0:57:09'Put me down!
0:57:09 > 0:57:11'This is bad luck! This is very bad luck!'
0:57:11 > 0:57:12I'll show you bad luck.
0:57:12 > 0:57:13I'm tired of playing around with you.
0:57:13 > 0:57:14'I'm getting nauseous!'
0:57:14 > 0:57:15You'll get over it.
0:57:17 > 0:57:19'Please don't drop me.
0:57:19 > 0:57:22'I'm fragile. I'm very fragile.'
0:57:22 > 0:57:23Don't talk to me about being fragile.
0:57:23 > 0:57:25I'm the one that's feeling fragile right now.
0:57:28 > 0:57:29Is that it?
0:57:29 > 0:57:31'That's it.' Hmm. All right.
0:57:31 > 0:57:32Now we're in business.
0:57:34 > 0:57:36Hey, hold her for a second.
0:57:39 > 0:57:40All right.
0:57:40 > 0:57:41OK.
0:57:41 > 0:57:42OK.
0:57:49 > 0:57:50CLICK
0:57:50 > 0:57:52HINGES CREAK
0:57:57 > 0:57:59Hey, how do I know what to look for? This thing is full of junk.
0:57:59 > 0:58:01'Find the thing that must be read
0:58:01 > 0:58:05'lest your heart be filled with dread.'
0:58:05 > 0:58:07There's nothing in here red.
0:58:10 > 0:58:12Hey, wait a minute. There's a letter here.
0:58:12 > 0:58:13It's a letter.
0:58:16 > 0:58:19"Yes, my dear heart, I will marry you.
0:58:19 > 0:58:21"I will love you for all eternity,
0:58:21 > 0:58:23"and tonight at last, we will be together.
0:58:23 > 0:58:24"I do.
0:58:24 > 0:58:27"Forever yours, Elizabeth."
0:58:27 > 0:58:29She didn't kill herself.
0:58:29 > 0:58:31She wanted to be with him.
0:58:31 > 0:58:33Yeah, and somebody gave him the wrong letter.
0:58:33 > 0:58:36RAMSLEY: Yes. Well done, Mr Evers.
0:58:36 > 0:58:38I must say I'm impressed.
0:58:38 > 0:58:41You are more persistent than I would have ever imagined.
0:58:41 > 0:58:45The butler did it?! You gotta be kidding me.
0:58:45 > 0:58:48I will deal with you two later.
0:58:51 > 0:58:52Why'd you kill her?
0:58:52 > 0:58:55Because the master would not listen to reason.
0:58:55 > 0:58:57He had everything in the world,
0:58:57 > 0:59:00and yet he was willing to throw it all away for love.
0:59:00 > 0:59:04I did tell him it would end badly.
0:59:04 > 0:59:06You're a real cold dude.
0:59:06 > 0:59:09No, Mr Evers, I am a rational man.
0:59:09 > 0:59:12It was my responsibility to the house,
0:59:12 > 0:59:14My duty, sir, to see to it
0:59:14 > 0:59:18that the boy did not make a foolish error in judgment.
0:59:18 > 0:59:20Running away with that girl
0:59:20 > 0:59:22would have destroyed this house.
0:59:22 > 0:59:24It would have destroyed everything.
0:59:24 > 0:59:28And I could not stand by and watch it all fall to ruin.
0:59:28 > 0:59:29Punch his face in, Dad!
0:59:29 > 0:59:32Yeah, but first I'm gonna tell his master what really happened.
0:59:32 > 0:59:33The master must never know.
0:59:33 > 0:59:36Edward and his love will be reunited,
0:59:36 > 0:59:38and this curse will be broken.
0:59:38 > 0:59:39But that's not her. That's my wife.
0:59:39 > 0:59:42And what she sees in you I'll never know.
0:59:42 > 0:59:44But that is of little importance now.
0:59:44 > 0:59:46The only thing that matters
0:59:46 > 0:59:49is that the master's pain must end.
0:59:49 > 0:59:51And it will end tonight.
0:59:51 > 0:59:55The curse will be broken, and we can all finally move on.
0:59:55 > 0:59:58All right, that's it, man. Where's my wife?
0:59:58 > 1:00:00Getting ready for her wedding, of course.
1:00:00 > 1:00:01What wedding? He can't marry her.
1:00:01 > 1:00:02He's dead, and she's not.
1:00:02 > 1:00:04True.
1:00:04 > 1:00:06But that can be easily corrected.
1:00:06 > 1:00:11Life, I'm afraid, is such a delicate state.
1:00:11 > 1:00:14Hey, man, if you put one finger on my wife, I swear I'll kill you.
1:00:17 > 1:00:20How wonderful. You're going to kill a ghost.
1:00:20 > 1:00:22Leave him alone! Stop it!
1:00:24 > 1:00:26Aah!
1:00:26 > 1:00:27MUFFLED SCREAMING Let them go!
1:00:30 > 1:00:32You're gonna let my kids out of here,
1:00:32 > 1:00:34you're gonna take me to my wife,
1:00:34 > 1:00:35and you're gonna let us out of here right now!
1:00:35 > 1:00:37You want out...
1:00:37 > 1:00:39Fine.
1:00:39 > 1:00:41Let me show you out.
1:00:45 > 1:00:47Now, for the last time,
1:00:47 > 1:00:49Good night, Mr Evers.
1:00:51 > 1:00:53Aaaahhh!
1:00:53 > 1:00:54Ugh!
1:00:54 > 1:00:56GRUNTS, GLASS SQUEAKS
1:00:58 > 1:01:00CAR ALARM SOUNDS, HONKING
1:01:00 > 1:01:01Ugh! Ugh!
1:01:01 > 1:01:04Oh! Mm!
1:01:07 > 1:01:10DOORS SLAM
1:01:24 > 1:01:26This house has waited so long
1:01:26 > 1:01:30to have its shroud of darkness lifted.
1:01:30 > 1:01:35And tonight, for the first time in...
1:01:35 > 1:01:37oh, so many years...
1:01:37 > 1:01:39I believe it may be possible
1:01:39 > 1:01:43that the story will finally end differently.
1:01:43 > 1:01:45INHALES SHARPLY Sara?
1:01:45 > 1:01:48Do you believe that love is about second chances?
1:01:48 > 1:01:50About forgiveness?
1:01:50 > 1:01:53Yes, I do.
1:01:54 > 1:01:56Don't you remember?
1:01:56 > 1:01:57Remember?
1:01:57 > 1:01:59Mr Gracey, are you all right?
1:01:59 > 1:02:01Don't you recognize me at all?
1:02:01 > 1:02:02Mr Gracey.
1:02:02 > 1:02:03I thought certainly...
1:02:03 > 1:02:06bringing you back to Gracey Manor would help you remember.
1:02:06 > 1:02:09Remember what? Mr Gracey, you're scaring me.
1:02:09 > 1:02:10Where it happened.
1:02:10 > 1:02:12Where we spent our last moments together.
1:02:12 > 1:02:16Where we danced together for the last time before you -
1:02:16 > 1:02:18Before you killed yourself!
1:02:18 > 1:02:20But now you've returned to me,
1:02:20 > 1:02:22and at long last, we can be together.
1:02:22 > 1:02:24Why do you not remember?!
1:02:24 > 1:02:26You were my world, my life!
1:02:26 > 1:02:28And I have loved you in death as I did in life!
1:02:28 > 1:02:30Let me go!
1:02:30 > 1:02:31Why do you not remember?!
1:02:31 > 1:02:34SHE PANTS
1:02:34 > 1:02:36You are her. You are Elizabeth.
1:02:36 > 1:02:37You must be!
1:02:37 > 1:02:39Can you not sense it? Search your heart.
1:02:39 > 1:02:41I am your one true love.
1:02:41 > 1:02:43And now we can finally be together. Don't you understand?
1:02:43 > 1:02:45Elizabeth, you must listen to me. RATTLING
1:02:45 > 1:02:47I'm not Elizabeth!
1:02:47 > 1:02:49Please, I implore you.
1:02:49 > 1:02:51Leave me alone! Get away from me!
1:02:53 > 1:02:56BREATHING HEAVILY
1:02:57 > 1:03:00She doesn't remember.
1:03:00 > 1:03:01It can't be her.
1:03:01 > 1:03:04It is her, sir.
1:03:04 > 1:03:07The gypsy woman prophesied her return.
1:03:07 > 1:03:11And now the time has come.
1:03:11 > 1:03:12You had best get ready.
1:03:12 > 1:03:14But she doesn't remember.
1:03:14 > 1:03:16In time, she will, sir.
1:03:16 > 1:03:20I assure you she will.
1:03:23 > 1:03:25CAR ALARM SOUNDS, POUNDING ON DOOR JIM: Open up!
1:03:25 > 1:03:27Hey!
1:03:27 > 1:03:29Let me in!
1:03:29 > 1:03:30Gee!
1:03:33 > 1:03:35HE GRUNTS
1:03:42 > 1:03:44Aaahh!
1:03:44 > 1:03:46Aaahh! Aaahh!
1:03:46 > 1:03:48Aaahh! Aaahh!
1:03:51 > 1:03:53HE PANTS
1:03:57 > 1:04:00RATTLING
1:04:00 > 1:04:03Oh, Ramsley, you have to help me.
1:04:03 > 1:04:06There's something horribly wrong. Mr Gracey -
1:04:06 > 1:04:08Yes, I know, my dear. I know.
1:04:08 > 1:04:10He's expecting you.
1:04:10 > 1:04:13He's always been expecting you.
1:04:13 > 1:04:16And you haven't put on your dress yet.
1:04:16 > 1:04:19We can't keep the master waiting.
1:04:19 > 1:04:21Waiting? For what?
1:04:21 > 1:04:24Why, your wedding, of course.
1:04:24 > 1:04:26My -
1:04:26 > 1:04:28I'm NOT Elizabeth!
1:04:28 > 1:04:30Of course you are, my dear.
1:04:30 > 1:04:33You may not see it yet, but in time, you will.
1:04:33 > 1:04:36You don't actually think I'm going through with this madness, do you?
1:04:36 > 1:04:39Oh, yes, I very much do.
1:04:39 > 1:04:43You see... we wouldn't want anything
1:04:43 > 1:04:46to happen to the children, now, would we?
1:04:46 > 1:04:49Michael! Megan!
1:04:49 > 1:04:50You wouldn't.
1:04:50 > 1:04:52Of course not, my dear.
1:04:52 > 1:04:54But that is entirely up to you.
1:04:54 > 1:04:56If not...
1:04:56 > 1:05:00I really do fear for the children.
1:05:03 > 1:05:05Have her ready.
1:05:05 > 1:05:08And this time, any further acts of insubordination
1:05:08 > 1:05:11will be dealt with in the harshest possible manner.
1:05:11 > 1:05:13But, sir?
1:05:13 > 1:05:16There are worse things than purgatory, madam.
1:05:16 > 1:05:18I can assure you.
1:05:18 > 1:05:20SHUDDERING
1:05:21 > 1:05:23Have her ready.
1:05:27 > 1:05:29WAGNER'S "BRIDAL CHORUS" PLAYS OFF-KEY
1:06:03 > 1:06:07Tears of joy.
1:06:11 > 1:06:12HE BREATHES HEAVILY
1:06:29 > 1:06:31'What are you doing?'
1:06:31 > 1:06:34Hey, you leave me alone.
1:06:34 > 1:06:36Just get out of here and leave me alone.
1:06:36 > 1:06:38'Oh, I see. You're just gonna sit there
1:06:38 > 1:06:39'feeling sorry for yourself.'
1:06:39 > 1:06:43You tell me why not. This whole thing was my fault.
1:06:43 > 1:06:45We should've never been here in the first place.
1:06:45 > 1:06:48Should - supposed to be at the lake.
1:06:48 > 1:06:51We'd be sitting by a warm fire right now.
1:06:51 > 1:06:54I made us come here.
1:06:54 > 1:06:57And now - now it's too late.
1:06:57 > 1:07:00'No, it's never too late.'
1:07:00 > 1:07:03Hey, look, I tried to get in there, and I can't, all right?
1:07:03 > 1:07:04I tried! I failed!
1:07:04 > 1:07:06'You try. You fail.
1:07:06 > 1:07:08'You try. You fail.
1:07:08 > 1:07:12'But the only true failure is when you stop trying.'
1:07:12 > 1:07:13What do you want me to do?
1:07:13 > 1:07:14Huh?
1:07:16 > 1:07:18'Try again.'
1:07:25 > 1:07:26Hold on!
1:07:26 > 1:07:27'With what?'
1:07:33 > 1:07:36Aaaahhh! Aaaahhh!
1:07:39 > 1:07:40Elizabeth?
1:07:44 > 1:07:46Yes, my love.
1:07:53 > 1:07:54I'll be right back!
1:07:54 > 1:07:57OK. I'll - I'll wait here.
1:07:59 > 1:08:01Dearly beloved,
1:08:01 > 1:08:03We are gathered together here in the sight of God
1:08:03 > 1:08:07to join this man and this woman in the bonds of holy matrimony.
1:08:07 > 1:08:10MICHAEL AND MEGAN SCREAM
1:08:12 > 1:08:14Michael! Megan!
1:08:17 > 1:08:20Wilt thou, Edward Gracey,
1:08:20 > 1:08:22have this woman to be thy wedded wife,
1:08:22 > 1:08:25to live together after God's ordinance
1:08:25 > 1:08:27in the holiest state of matrimony?
1:08:27 > 1:08:28I will.
1:08:32 > 1:08:35And do you, Elizabeth Henshaw,
1:08:35 > 1:08:38take this man to be your lawful husband?
1:08:38 > 1:08:42To love and cherish in death as you did in life?
1:08:42 > 1:08:44I do.
1:08:44 > 1:08:46Whoa!
1:08:53 > 1:08:55Aaahh!
1:08:55 > 1:08:59From this day forward, you shall be joined together as one,
1:08:59 > 1:09:03for all eternity until the very end of time.
1:09:07 > 1:09:10HE SPEAKS LATIN
1:09:10 > 1:09:15What God has joined together let no man cast asunder.
1:09:19 > 1:09:20Dad!
1:09:22 > 1:09:26If anyone has any objections...
1:09:27 > 1:09:29Yeah, I got a few objections!
1:09:36 > 1:09:38The next time I say we're going to the lake,
1:09:38 > 1:09:39we're going to the lake. Let's go.
1:09:41 > 1:09:43Get away from her.
1:09:43 > 1:09:44I lost her once.
1:09:44 > 1:09:47I don't intend to let it happen again.
1:09:47 > 1:09:49This is not Elizabeth. Ramsley, you tell him the truth.
1:09:49 > 1:09:52I don't know what you're talking about.
1:09:52 > 1:09:53Well, now you got amnesia, huh?
1:09:53 > 1:09:55Elizabeth didn't kill herself. He did it.
1:09:55 > 1:09:57He's been lying to you all along.
1:09:57 > 1:09:59I'm warning you, sir.
1:09:59 > 1:10:01Step away.
1:10:01 > 1:10:03Man, don't think just cos you pull out your sword I'm gonna let you marry my wife.
1:10:03 > 1:10:07My patience is wearing thin. Elizabeth, please, come along.
1:10:07 > 1:10:09I'm not Elizabeth.
1:10:10 > 1:10:12You must be.
1:10:12 > 1:10:13Her name is Sara. She's from New Jersey.
1:10:13 > 1:10:15Ramsley wants you to think she's Elizabeth
1:10:15 > 1:10:16so this curse would be lifted.
1:10:16 > 1:10:19That is absurd.
1:10:19 > 1:10:20Forgive me.
1:10:20 > 1:10:25If you want to kill me, kill me. But if I come to the other side, I'll be whipping your ass for all eternity.
1:10:25 > 1:10:28So you should read this before you stab somebody. Read it!
1:10:28 > 1:10:30What is it? It's Elizabeth's letter.
1:10:30 > 1:10:31Her real letter, the one she wrote.
1:10:31 > 1:10:33The one he stole - you never saw it.
1:10:41 > 1:10:43What's the meaning of this?
1:10:43 > 1:10:48Must we continue to listen to the ramblings of a lunatic?
1:10:48 > 1:10:49But it is written in her hand.
1:10:49 > 1:10:52Yeah, it's written in her hand. Explain that, Ramsley.
1:10:52 > 1:10:53Well?
1:10:58 > 1:11:01Your union was unacceptable.
1:11:01 > 1:11:05I tried to warn you, but you wouldn't listen.
1:11:05 > 1:11:06So you killed her.
1:11:06 > 1:11:08I told you it would be a mistake
1:11:08 > 1:11:10to run away with that girl.
1:11:10 > 1:11:13But I loved her! Was love my mistake?!
1:11:13 > 1:11:15Yes!
1:11:15 > 1:11:17I tried to protect you.
1:11:17 > 1:11:21All these years I've sacrificed for you.
1:11:21 > 1:11:26But what would you understand of sacrifice, duty, or honour?
1:11:26 > 1:11:28You loved her.
1:11:28 > 1:11:32Well, damn you. Damn you all to hell!
1:11:33 > 1:11:35SCREAMS
1:12:15 > 1:12:17Aah! Jim!
1:12:17 > 1:12:18Aah!
1:12:18 > 1:12:19Aah!
1:12:19 > 1:12:21BOTH GRUNT
1:12:21 > 1:12:23Aaaahhh!
1:12:26 > 1:12:28Aah!
1:12:28 > 1:12:35Aaaaaahhhh!
1:12:41 > 1:12:43THEY GRUNT
1:12:49 > 1:12:51MEGAN AND MICHAEL: Mom!
1:12:51 > 1:12:53Mom, what's wrong?
1:12:53 > 1:12:54Are you all right?
1:12:54 > 1:12:55Mom. Hey!
1:12:55 > 1:12:58Hey, Sara. Sara, what's the matter?
1:12:58 > 1:13:00Sara, what's wrong?
1:13:00 > 1:13:01Hey, what's the matter? What's wrong?
1:13:01 > 1:13:03It's the poison!
1:13:03 > 1:13:04Oh, no!
1:13:04 > 1:13:06No. Hey, Sara.
1:13:06 > 1:13:08Come on, please, don't do this.
1:13:08 > 1:13:09Sara, don't do this, please.
1:13:09 > 1:13:11Jim...
1:13:12 > 1:13:14Sara! Hey!
1:13:14 > 1:13:17Sara. Sara, come on, please.
1:13:17 > 1:13:20Sara. Sara, I love you.
1:13:20 > 1:13:22Sara, please, I love you so much.
1:13:30 > 1:13:31Hey, get away from us! Leave us alone!
1:13:31 > 1:13:32No, Dad.
1:13:32 > 1:13:34It won't hurt us.
1:14:40 > 1:14:42Elizabeth, is that you?
1:14:42 > 1:14:45Yes, my love.
1:14:45 > 1:14:48The ghost ball was Elizabeth.
1:14:48 > 1:14:51The truth had to be known for me to be released.
1:14:51 > 1:14:53He saved me.
1:14:55 > 1:14:58It was nothing.
1:14:58 > 1:15:00Oh, Elizabeth.
1:15:00 > 1:15:03Yes, my darling?
1:15:03 > 1:15:07I've waited so long for this moment.
1:15:07 > 1:15:10And now only heaven awaits.
1:15:21 > 1:15:23CHUCKLES He's not really kissing your mom.
1:15:28 > 1:15:29Hey.
1:15:31 > 1:15:34That's my wife.
1:15:41 > 1:15:42Sara?
1:15:48 > 1:15:50Jim?
1:15:50 > 1:15:52I thought I lost you.
1:15:52 > 1:15:54Oh.
1:15:55 > 1:15:57I thought I lost you, too.
1:15:57 > 1:15:59I'm back, Sara.
1:15:59 > 1:16:01I'm back.
1:16:03 > 1:16:05Can you ever forgive me?
1:16:05 > 1:16:08Oh, what's to forgive? You loved her.
1:16:08 > 1:16:11Here. Take this.
1:16:11 > 1:16:13What is it?
1:16:13 > 1:16:15The deed to the house.
1:16:15 > 1:16:16It's yours.
1:16:16 > 1:16:17Do with it what you will.
1:16:17 > 1:16:20Sell it, keep it.
1:16:20 > 1:16:22Do whatever makes you and your family happy.
1:16:28 > 1:16:29And thank you.
1:16:31 > 1:16:33Thank you all so much.
1:16:43 > 1:16:46EMMA: Wait! Wait for us!
1:16:46 > 1:16:48Hold on!
1:16:48 > 1:16:49Wh-what's all this?
1:16:49 > 1:16:51Well, I don't know what we'll need.
1:16:51 > 1:16:53What are you talking about? We're going to heaven.
1:16:53 > 1:16:54You can't take it with you.
1:16:54 > 1:16:56The hell I can't!
1:16:57 > 1:16:58Oh. Goodbye.
1:16:58 > 1:16:59Bye-bye. Thank you all so much.
1:16:59 > 1:17:01You're welcome. Goodbye.
1:17:01 > 1:17:02Thank you. So long now.
1:17:02 > 1:17:04OK, little man. All right, hurry!
1:17:04 > 1:17:06Let's go!
1:17:06 > 1:17:07Bye!
1:17:07 > 1:17:09OK, here we go.
1:17:11 > 1:17:12Whoo!
1:17:15 > 1:17:16Bye-bye.
1:17:36 > 1:17:39LEOTA: Angels in heaven together at last.
1:17:39 > 1:17:42The tale is well ended for those who have passed.
1:17:42 > 1:17:46Love endures all, no reason, no rhyme.
1:17:46 > 1:17:49It lasts forever and forever all time.
1:17:49 > 1:17:51Mom, Leota won't shut up.
1:17:51 > 1:17:52Are we there yet?
1:17:52 > 1:17:53I'm getting pretty hungry.
1:17:53 > 1:17:54Can we get some pizza?
1:17:54 > 1:17:55How long before we get there, Sara?
1:17:55 > 1:17:5620 minutes tops.
1:17:56 > 1:17:58Nothing takes 20 minutes.
1:17:58 > 1:18:02MEN SCAT TO THE TUNE OF "WHEN THE SAINTS GO MARCHING IN"
1:18:02 > 1:18:04JIM: Hey, guys, keep it down.
1:18:04 > 1:18:06# We'll keep it down We'll keep it down
1:18:06 > 1:18:08# We'll keep it down We'll keep it down
1:18:08 > 1:18:11# Oh, yes, we will, we'll keep it down
1:18:11 > 1:18:14# Oh, we're drivin' down the highway
1:18:14 > 1:18:16# Yeah!
1:18:16 > 1:18:23# And we're tryin' to keep it down... #
1:19:28 > 1:19:31# Hurry back.
1:19:31 > 1:19:34# Hurry back. #
1:19:34 > 1:19:38Be sure to bring your death certificate.
1:19:38 > 1:19:44If you decide to join us, make your final arrangements now.
1:19:44 > 1:19:49We've been dying to have you. SHE LAUGHS
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