0:00:08 > 0:00:15This film contains strong language.
0:00:22 > 0:00:27And on that point, members of the jury, I rest my case.
0:00:45 > 0:00:48CAMERA CLICKS
0:00:51 > 0:00:53RINGING
0:01:18 > 0:01:20Hello, Wanda.
0:02:30 > 0:02:33- Hi, Ken. - Hello, W-Wanda.
0:02:33 > 0:02:39- Ken...this is Otto.- Hello, Ken. Wanda's told me a lot about you.
0:02:39 > 0:02:44Hey, great fish! A little lemon, tartare sauce - perfect!
0:02:45 > 0:02:47Is George back yet?
0:02:47 > 0:02:51N-No, he had to g-go...
0:02:54 > 0:02:56What?
0:02:56 > 0:02:59That's quite a stutter you've got there!
0:02:59 > 0:03:02It's OK. It doesn't bother me.
0:03:02 > 0:03:05So George needs a weapons man, eh?
0:03:05 > 0:03:10- A cup of tea, Ken?- Y-Yuh... - Yeah, he'd like one.
0:03:10 > 0:03:16- My friend in the CIA had a stutter. Cost him his life, dammit. - DOOR OPENS
0:03:16 > 0:03:18Hi, George.
0:03:20 > 0:03:23Hello, George. Get you a scotch?
0:03:23 > 0:03:25Yeah.
0:03:25 > 0:03:26George...
0:03:26 > 0:03:29This is Otto.
0:03:30 > 0:03:32So...
0:03:32 > 0:03:37- ..you're Wanda's brother?- Good to be here. England is a fine country!
0:03:37 > 0:03:39Did she tell you what we need?
0:03:43 > 0:03:45KEN GASPS
0:03:47 > 0:03:50Something like that?
0:03:51 > 0:03:54Something like that.
0:03:54 > 0:03:56Hello, Wendy!
0:03:57 > 0:04:00Had a good day?
0:04:00 > 0:04:05I spend the morning trying to get the waste disposal man to come,
0:04:05 > 0:04:11had lunch with Marjorie Brooks who spends the entire meal complaining,
0:04:11 > 0:04:18- then I come back here and Sandersons have sent the wrong flowers. - Oh, no! Would you like some tea?
0:04:18 > 0:04:20Yes!
0:04:20 > 0:04:25- I won the case.- This is the first moment I've had to myself all day!
0:04:30 > 0:04:37- Portia, how was the show?- Awful. I need a new horse.- But you liked Phantom.- He's not fit for dog meat.
0:04:37 > 0:04:40Can I change him? It won't cost much.
0:04:40 > 0:04:46- Aren't you making the tea, Archie? - Let me do it.- No, I'LL do it!
0:04:50 > 0:04:53- I won the case! - Oh! Now this is cracked!
0:04:55 > 0:04:58They're worth about 100,000 each.
0:04:58 > 0:05:03There are 135 of them - that makes 13 million, my friends!
0:05:03 > 0:05:07- Dollars?- Pounds, pet. This is the big one, so...
0:05:08 > 0:05:10OK.
0:05:10 > 0:05:11Yeah.
0:05:12 > 0:05:14Otto!
0:05:14 > 0:05:16Yes?
0:05:16 > 0:05:17OK.
0:05:17 > 0:05:19What?
0:05:19 > 0:05:21The plan!
0:05:21 > 0:05:26Yeah, great! What was the middle thing about the police?
0:05:26 > 0:05:32- We don't meet up at Heathrow until Tuesday...- Yeah! - I haven't finished yet!
0:05:32 > 0:05:37- Because the police will watch the airports for 72 hours.- I know.
0:05:37 > 0:05:39I know.
0:05:39 > 0:05:42Do you want m-me to g-get...
0:05:42 > 0:05:47..a b-big...c-car?
0:05:47 > 0:05:50Yes, Ken. A limo, OK?
0:05:50 > 0:05:53Put diplomatic plates on it.
0:05:53 > 0:06:00- What if he has to say something during the break-in?- No-one says anything!- It's OK. Ken's good.
0:06:00 > 0:06:04So, next week, we won't have to look for work!
0:06:04 > 0:06:08And it won't have to look for us!
0:06:08 > 0:06:10Oscar Wilde.
0:06:14 > 0:06:19You really like animals, don't you? What's the attraction?
0:06:19 > 0:06:22Because you can t-trust them...
0:06:22 > 0:06:25- ..and they don't sh...- Shit on you?
0:06:25 > 0:06:27..Shove off all the time.
0:06:27 > 0:06:32Nietzsche said they were God's second blunder.
0:06:32 > 0:06:34Bye, Sis!
0:06:34 > 0:06:38Well, you t-tell him from me... that I c-could...
0:06:38 > 0:06:40Bye, George!
0:06:40 > 0:06:43- Talk to Mom and tell her I said hi. - OK.
0:06:43 > 0:06:48- THEY WHISPER:- Don't let him touch you.- We'll be together soon.
0:06:50 > 0:06:53I'm sorry my brother's so insensitive.
0:06:53 > 0:06:57He's had a hard life. Dad used to beat him up.
0:07:02 > 0:07:03Good.
0:08:24 > 0:08:27Move and you're dead!
0:08:47 > 0:08:50ALARM RINGS
0:08:53 > 0:08:56DOGS YAP
0:08:57 > 0:09:00Look where you're going, selfish pig!
0:09:00 > 0:09:04People just think they own the pavement!
0:09:31 > 0:09:34I love robbing the English!
0:09:34 > 0:09:36They're so polite.
0:09:36 > 0:09:43- Th-Th...- What?- The dog!- 20 million dollars and he's worried about an insect!- It's not an in-in...
0:09:43 > 0:09:47Stammer's no better, is it? Have you thought about surgery?
0:09:47 > 0:09:50SIRENS WAIL
0:09:53 > 0:09:54Ken...
0:09:55 > 0:09:57Bye.
0:10:28 > 0:10:33- Let's split.- Heathrow, Tuesday. - No celebrating!- No celebrating?
0:10:34 > 0:10:37- See you in a couple of hours.- OK.
0:11:22 > 0:11:26- To 20 million. - To a job well done!- To us.
0:11:26 > 0:11:31- To the best brother and sister team since...- Romeo and Juliet?
0:11:31 > 0:11:35Those cockney klutzes bought our story! What MORONS!
0:11:35 > 0:11:38- I want you to know something.- What?
0:11:38 > 0:11:42Even if you were my brother, I'd still want to fuck you.
0:11:42 > 0:11:45- Ooh... Mmm... - Make the call.
0:11:45 > 0:11:49- Un momento, carissima.- No Italian!
0:11:49 > 0:11:53- Due insalate verde con pepperoni!- No!
0:11:53 > 0:11:58- E un linguini primavera! - No! Make the call, Otto!
0:11:59 > 0:12:02- Are you really Italian? - Assolutamente.
0:12:02 > 0:12:06Otto means eight. Say arrivederci a Giorgio.
0:12:06 > 0:12:09- Bye, George.- Putta me through to...
0:12:09 > 0:12:13- CLIPPED ENGLISH ACCENT: - Hello. Sorry to trouble you,
0:12:13 > 0:12:20but I thought you'd like to know that the Hatton Garden robbery was pulled off by a Mr George Thomason.
0:12:20 > 0:12:23He lives at...
0:12:23 > 0:12:28..flat 3, Kipling Mansions, Murray Road, London W9.
0:12:30 > 0:12:31Wanda?
0:12:42 > 0:12:45POLICE SIRENS WAIL
0:12:54 > 0:12:56KNOCKING
0:12:56 > 0:12:58Open up!
0:13:13 > 0:13:16George Francis Thomason?
0:13:28 > 0:13:31Passport. Tickets. Money.
0:13:37 > 0:13:39Asshole!
0:13:39 > 0:13:41CAR CRASHES >
0:13:49 > 0:13:51- We're rich, Wanda.- Yep!
0:13:51 > 0:13:58- I bet you've had the most exciting time of your life with me. - You said it!
0:14:07 > 0:14:11- HE GASPS - ..OK.
0:14:12 > 0:14:15OK... I'm DISAPPOINTED!
0:14:15 > 0:14:17Son of a bitch!
0:14:19 > 0:14:24- What do you have to do to make people trust you?!- Shut up!
0:14:24 > 0:14:28- People always take advantage of me! - Think! Where is it?
0:14:30 > 0:14:33- What are you doing?- I'm thinking!
0:14:33 > 0:14:39- First I'll hang him up with piano wire, then... - I'm going to talk to him.
0:14:39 > 0:14:44Then I'll... Talk to who? Talk to who?
0:14:44 > 0:14:52- In the course of installing these windows, you knelt on broken glass from the pane you'd dropped?- Yes.
0:14:52 > 0:14:57- And your parents can confirm this? - And his aunt, Georgina Thomason.
0:14:57 > 0:15:00- KNOCK AT DOOR - Yes?
0:15:00 > 0:15:04Excuse me, sir. There's a young lady to see Thomason.
0:15:04 > 0:15:09- Anything else?- That's everything for the moment, thanks.
0:15:09 > 0:15:13Ken will be in with the fish food later.
0:15:13 > 0:15:15Thanks. OK.
0:15:15 > 0:15:20- Well?- We'll be OK on the glass, but what else will they have?
0:15:24 > 0:15:27WOLF WHISTLES
0:15:30 > 0:15:32Oh, George!
0:15:32 > 0:15:37- I can't believe this is happening! - That's not allowed, miss.
0:15:37 > 0:15:42- Are you OK?- I'm all right. - I can't handle this.
0:15:42 > 0:15:47- I couldn't sleep. I was afraid the police...- Leave it out, OK?
0:15:47 > 0:15:49Listen...
0:15:49 > 0:15:51Listen!
0:15:51 > 0:15:53You stayed at my place.
0:15:53 > 0:15:56We slept late.
0:15:56 > 0:15:59You made me breakfast.
0:16:03 > 0:16:06- What?- What's he doing here?
0:16:06 > 0:16:09He wanted to see you!
0:16:09 > 0:16:13Who did it, George? Do you want me to rub him out?
0:16:13 > 0:16:16Anything. You name it.
0:16:16 > 0:16:19- I have friends making enquiries. - Good.
0:16:19 > 0:16:26The jewels are very safe. If I get sent down, it gets handed back to cut my sentence.
0:16:26 > 0:16:31To cut my sentence even more, I could tell them who done it with me,
0:16:31 > 0:16:35if I wasn't very happy about everything.
0:16:35 > 0:16:37What was the middle thing?
0:16:37 > 0:16:39Piss off.
0:16:41 > 0:16:44- Do you want me to...?- Now!
0:16:50 > 0:16:52George...
0:16:52 > 0:16:55- ..you don't think...?- Do you?
0:16:56 > 0:16:57No!
0:17:00 > 0:17:02No...
0:17:02 > 0:17:04No!
0:17:04 > 0:17:07- OK.- George?- What?
0:17:07 > 0:17:11(Are you sure the garage is very safe?)
0:17:13 > 0:17:15Trust me.
0:17:16 > 0:17:20Thanks a lot. Bye. Have a good day.
0:17:20 > 0:17:25- He's not sure it was you. That's something, I guess.- What about you?
0:17:25 > 0:17:32- He believes me. That's why he can't figure out about you.- Figure out what?- If you turned him in, stupid!
0:17:32 > 0:17:35Don't, er...
0:17:35 > 0:17:39..ever, ever, EVER call me stupid, OK?
0:17:41 > 0:17:43What?
0:17:46 > 0:17:51That's George's lawyer. The other guy must be the barrister.
0:17:52 > 0:17:55- So?- Trust me.
0:17:58 > 0:18:03- Let me know if anything unexpected turns up.- Excuse me!
0:18:03 > 0:18:07- Don't I recognise you? - No, I don't think so.
0:18:07 > 0:18:11Oh... But you are a famous barrister, aren't you?
0:18:12 > 0:18:15Um... Well, hardly!
0:18:15 > 0:18:19Well, could I have your autograph anyway?
0:18:20 > 0:18:23- Yes, certainly.- Thanks.
0:18:23 > 0:18:28- I'm studying aspects of your legal system. I'm American.- Oh, really?
0:18:28 > 0:18:33- I've only just started. It's fascinating!- What brings you here?
0:18:33 > 0:18:40- It's a little embarrassing. I have a friend. - Oh, I see. Well, there you are.
0:18:40 > 0:18:44- I knew it! You're Archie Leesh! - Leach.- Right!
0:18:44 > 0:18:48I saw you in court, er...two weeks ago!
0:18:48 > 0:18:52- The casino break-in? - Oh, you were great!
0:18:52 > 0:18:58Oh, I'm a big fan of yours! I love the way you, er...cross-examine.
0:18:58 > 0:19:00I really admire your work!
0:19:00 > 0:19:02Thank you.
0:19:02 > 0:19:07- I'd better not...- I don't suppose you'd...? No, fine.- Right.
0:19:07 > 0:19:09Well...
0:19:09 > 0:19:12Thank you for this. I'll treasure it.
0:19:13 > 0:19:15Au revoir.
0:19:17 > 0:19:20You speak French, too.
0:19:39 > 0:19:44- What's going on?- Whatever George decides to do, he'll tell Leach.
0:19:44 > 0:19:46Why?
0:19:46 > 0:19:49- Because he's his lawyer. - I know that.
0:19:49 > 0:19:56- So I'll get to know Leach.- George will tell him where the diamonds are?- That's what I'll find out.
0:20:08 > 0:20:10You done well, my son!
0:20:10 > 0:20:13Where we gonna hide it?
0:20:14 > 0:20:16The fish tank. Very good.
0:20:16 > 0:20:22Don't tell Wanda anything. Otto might get something out of her.
0:20:22 > 0:20:23George.
0:20:23 > 0:20:26You are going to g-get off?
0:20:26 > 0:20:31Don't worry, Ken. We'll fix it. Anything on Otto?
0:20:31 > 0:20:35Not yet. You watch him.
0:20:38 > 0:20:40Ken?
0:20:41 > 0:20:42OK.
0:20:42 > 0:20:48The police have been all over it. I'll change and then I'll help look.
0:20:49 > 0:20:53Hello...K-Ken's p-p-p-pets!
0:20:53 > 0:20:54Hey!
0:20:56 > 0:20:59Wake up! Wake up, limey fish!
0:20:59 > 0:21:04So, how are you going to get friendly with this lawyer?
0:21:04 > 0:21:07I don't know. I'll improvise.
0:21:07 > 0:21:09Insects!
0:21:09 > 0:21:14I thought Englishmen didn't like women, the way they talk.
0:21:14 > 0:21:18He's straight. Cute, too, in a pompous sort of way.
0:21:18 > 0:21:23- You got the hots for him? - I'm not into necrophilia, thanks!
0:21:25 > 0:21:30Is this hump-a-limey week? Otto disapproves. Otto might get jealous.
0:21:30 > 0:21:34E molto pericoloso, signorina.
0:21:34 > 0:21:37Molto pericoloso...
0:21:43 > 0:21:46- Carissima...- Speak it! Speak it!
0:21:46 > 0:21:50Ossobuco milanese con piselli!
0:21:50 > 0:21:52Melanzane...
0:21:52 > 0:21:56Parmigiana con spinace!
0:21:56 > 0:21:58Yes! Yes! Yes!
0:21:58 > 0:22:02- No! No! No!- Si! Si! Si!
0:22:02 > 0:22:04No! Not here!
0:22:04 > 0:22:06Not here, Otto!
0:22:06 > 0:22:10- Um... Mozzarella?- No, not here! - Parmigiano!
0:22:10 > 0:22:12No!
0:22:17 > 0:22:18Wanda?
0:22:23 > 0:22:26Look what I've got, Wanda!
0:22:28 > 0:22:30Treasure!
0:23:15 > 0:23:20I thought it was the police. Isn't it horrible about George?
0:23:20 > 0:23:24I've a headache. Will you buy me some aspirin?
0:23:24 > 0:23:28- DOOR SHUTS What's that?- Otto's in the bathroom.
0:23:28 > 0:23:33- Otto?- We went to see George. It was horrible!
0:23:39 > 0:23:42Isn't it terrible about George?
0:23:42 > 0:23:46When I find the bastard who squealed!
0:23:46 > 0:23:50- I love that man! - What are you doing here?
0:23:50 > 0:23:54Wanda was upset, Ken. She needed to talk to family.
0:23:54 > 0:23:58But sh-she just had a sh-shower!
0:23:59 > 0:24:02I must speak to you.
0:24:02 > 0:24:08- WANDA SOBS - Are you OK?- Yes. Thanks for coming. - Call me if you need me.- OK.
0:24:11 > 0:24:17- Can't you think about her feelings? - Something f-funny is going on! - Oh, dear.
0:24:17 > 0:24:22- You don't even know why you're excited.- I saw the...- Ken!
0:24:22 > 0:24:27Isn't it time you faced up to certain realities, Ken?
0:24:27 > 0:24:29Come on!
0:24:29 > 0:24:32You're attractive. You're smart.
0:24:32 > 0:24:38- You've wonderful bones, great eyes, and you dress interestingly. - W-What...?
0:24:38 > 0:24:44We could have fun together. We'd be good for each other. What do you say?
0:24:46 > 0:24:50- You must be j-jo...- May I kiss you? - No, you fucking can't!
0:24:50 > 0:24:53- Just a peck! No tongue!- No!
0:24:59 > 0:25:03Ken! OK, you didn't realise I was gay.
0:25:03 > 0:25:06OK, look, I'm sorry. I've handled this badly.
0:25:06 > 0:25:09The physical side can wait.
0:25:09 > 0:25:12You need time.
0:25:14 > 0:25:17But will you think about it?
0:25:38 > 0:25:40Oh, my God!
0:25:40 > 0:25:43OH, MY GOD!
0:25:43 > 0:25:46Ken, somebody just called!
0:25:46 > 0:25:51They said that the police know that the loot is in a garage in Fulham!
0:25:51 > 0:25:56- You and I have to go and move it before the police find it!- N-No!
0:25:56 > 0:25:59- It's all right!- What?
0:25:59 > 0:26:04- Geor... Geor...- George... - Mo... Mo...- Moved...
0:26:04 > 0:26:08- George moved the loot?!- Yes.
0:26:08 > 0:26:11WHERE DID HE MOVE IT, KEN?
0:26:11 > 0:26:13Ca...
0:26:13 > 0:26:14Ca...
0:26:24 > 0:26:27I don't know. There's a key.
0:26:27 > 0:26:29It's in...
0:26:31 > 0:26:34Don't tell me. It's better not to.
0:26:34 > 0:26:39Oh, you know, if it wasn't for George...
0:26:43 > 0:26:45Otto...
0:26:45 > 0:26:49..tried to ki...kiss me.
0:26:49 > 0:26:52I thought he might.
0:26:55 > 0:26:58No, nothing. No marks at all.
0:26:58 > 0:27:06- But it is a safety deposit box key? - Yes. But it could be any one of millions - hotels, banks, offices.
0:27:06 > 0:27:08Thank you.
0:27:09 > 0:27:11(Fuck!)
0:27:26 > 0:27:29That's him. That's him, Inspector.
0:27:29 > 0:27:32HE tried to murder my dogs!
0:27:50 > 0:27:51Davidson!
0:27:51 > 0:27:57- A legal student wants to see me. What time is Sir John due?- 12.30.
0:28:08 > 0:28:09Come in!
0:28:09 > 0:28:12- Hi.- How nice to see you!
0:28:12 > 0:28:16- Am I interrupting?- Absolutely not.
0:28:16 > 0:28:20- Really?- No, really. I'm delighted to see you.
0:28:23 > 0:28:26So...this is the place, huh?
0:28:26 > 0:28:28- This is it.- Very nice!
0:28:28 > 0:28:33I was over at the courts this morning. It's fascinating!
0:28:33 > 0:28:37- Everyone wears these. Do you? - Ridiculous!
0:28:40 > 0:28:47- Well, I only have a few minutes before...- I'm sorry. - But I'm all yours.
0:28:47 > 0:28:49I just have a few questions.
0:28:49 > 0:28:55- I'm having a problem understanding preliminary criminal procedures.- Good.
0:28:55 > 0:28:59What exactly is the committal?
0:28:59 > 0:29:04It's where the prosecution presents prima facie evidence
0:29:04 > 0:29:08that the accused has a case to answer for trial.
0:29:08 > 0:29:13Let's just take, for example, my friend George Thomason.
0:29:13 > 0:29:18- When he goes for his committal on Wednesday...- Thomason?
0:29:18 > 0:29:20- Yes.- George Thomason?
0:29:20 > 0:29:23Yes. Do you know him?
0:29:23 > 0:29:27- I'm defending him! - What are you talking about?
0:29:27 > 0:29:30I'm his barrister. His lawyer.
0:29:31 > 0:29:34That's so great!
0:29:34 > 0:29:36That's so weird, though, isn't it?
0:29:36 > 0:29:43- I'm so happy that you're defending him! - Thank you.- He'll get off now!
0:29:43 > 0:29:45Wow!
0:29:45 > 0:29:48- Well, I can watch you work now! - Please.
0:29:51 > 0:29:53Amazing.
0:29:53 > 0:29:59- Anyway, at the committal, George would then plead... - "Not Guilty".- Really?
0:29:59 > 0:30:05- The evidence is circumstantial. - What about the identification?
0:30:05 > 0:30:09An elderly lady. I think they've got the wrong man.
0:30:10 > 0:30:13- You don't think he did it.- No.
0:30:13 > 0:30:18Let's just say for argument's sake that you did think he did it.
0:30:18 > 0:30:22- If further evidence came to light, for example.- Right.
0:30:22 > 0:30:30You'd advise him to plead guilty, and turn over the jewels to cut his sentence. He'd turn them over to?
0:30:30 > 0:30:32To you?
0:30:34 > 0:30:37- Theoretically?- Of course!
0:30:37 > 0:30:39Well, um...
0:30:39 > 0:30:43I'm so sorry, I've forgotten your name.
0:30:44 > 0:30:45Wanda.
0:30:45 > 0:30:50Wanda. What a fool! Well, Wanda, there are three...
0:30:53 > 0:30:56Not Wanda Gershwitz?
0:30:57 > 0:30:58Yes.
0:30:58 > 0:31:01- My God.- What?
0:31:01 > 0:31:06- You're his alibi! I can't talk to you!- Why not?- My dear young lady...
0:31:06 > 0:31:09..you're a defence witness!
0:31:09 > 0:31:16- You must leave.- Why?- It's not ethical for me to talk to a witness! - Everyone does it in America.
0:31:16 > 0:31:21Please leave, or I may have to give up the case.
0:31:21 > 0:31:22Please?
0:31:27 > 0:31:29Oh, Archie...
0:31:30 > 0:31:35I didn't come here today to talk about boring criminal procedures.
0:31:36 > 0:31:38Come on! You know!
0:31:38 > 0:31:42You knew the minute I walked in here!
0:31:43 > 0:31:46I want you.
0:31:48 > 0:31:51- What? - BUZZER
0:31:51 > 0:31:58- Hello?- 'Sir John is here.' - Show him in.- Make love with me. - 'Pardon?'- Nothing!
0:31:58 > 0:32:00- Take me to bed, Archie.- No, sorry.
0:32:04 > 0:32:06Bye, Uncle!
0:32:09 > 0:32:11Hi!
0:32:21 > 0:32:24DRAMATIC CLASSICAL MUSIC
0:32:27 > 0:32:32He's pleading "Not Guilty", so you're safe until the trial.
0:32:32 > 0:32:35Leach doesn't think he did it.
0:32:35 > 0:32:42Ken says there's a safe deposit box key, but only George knows where it is.
0:32:42 > 0:32:44"Thank you, Wanda(!)"
0:32:46 > 0:32:49What have YOU found out?
0:32:49 > 0:32:53- Not a lot.- You realise he's in court tomorrow?- I know that!
0:32:53 > 0:32:56- So nothing, huh?- Nichts!
0:32:56 > 0:32:58Zip...
0:32:59 > 0:33:01Diddly... Bubkas...
0:33:03 > 0:33:05Niente!
0:33:09 > 0:33:14- It's too big!- No, it isn't, Portia. - It's enormous!- No, it isn't!
0:33:14 > 0:33:21- Please, Mother.- Absolutely not! - I'm so miserable and you just don't care!- Do shut up, Portia!
0:33:21 > 0:33:24People complain to me all day!
0:33:25 > 0:33:27Oh, dear.
0:33:27 > 0:33:30DRAMATIC MUSIC
0:33:30 > 0:33:32TRUMPET FANFARE
0:33:34 > 0:33:37- Ecco l'uomo!
0:33:52 > 0:33:56Le due cupole grande della cattedrale di Milano!
0:34:39 > 0:34:41Benito Mussolini!
0:34:52 > 0:34:55Dov'e il Vaticano?
0:34:58 > 0:35:02Oh... Ecco l'uomo!
0:35:10 > 0:35:13- #- Volare, oh, oh!
0:35:13 > 0:35:16- #- E cantare, oh, oh...- #
0:35:28 > 0:35:33- Archie, I want you to speak to her about plastic surgery.- Hmm?
0:35:33 > 0:35:40- I wish you'd listen. I want you to speak to Portia.- I'll speak to her in the morning.- Good night, Archie.
0:35:40 > 0:35:43Good night, Archie!
0:35:43 > 0:35:46Good night, Wanda!
0:35:46 > 0:35:48Good night who?
0:35:48 > 0:35:54Sorry, darling. Just a stupid case I've got tomorrow with some old hag.
0:35:55 > 0:36:00Are you George Francis Thomason of Kipling Mansions, London W9?
0:36:02 > 0:36:04Yes, sir.
0:36:04 > 0:36:07Charged with armed robbery. Sit down.
0:36:07 > 0:36:14- Are we ready for a committal claim? - Yes, it will be under 6-2. - That is correct.
0:36:14 > 0:36:18Here are the statements. To be fully bound, please.
0:36:18 > 0:36:20Stand up, Mr Thomason.
0:36:20 > 0:36:25You are hereby committed to stand trial at the central criminal court.
0:36:25 > 0:36:29There is some urgency about this case, madam.
0:36:29 > 0:36:34The main witness, Mrs Eileen Cody, has had heart difficulties recently.
0:36:34 > 0:36:39Might this case be put down for an early trial?
0:36:45 > 0:36:48The listings officer will decide. Take him to the cell.
0:37:04 > 0:37:09Hi, hon. You look great! I love your hair! Time for a coffee?
0:37:09 > 0:37:12- No.- Have you considered it, though?
0:37:12 > 0:37:20Why did he give you this? "Eileen Cody, 69, Basil Street"? Is it to send her flowers? Do her shopping?
0:37:20 > 0:37:23Rub her out?
0:37:24 > 0:37:27He wants you to rub her out?
0:37:29 > 0:37:33- He's going to kill her! - LAUGHS MANIACALLY
0:37:33 > 0:37:36Fuck off, or I'll kill YOU!
0:37:36 > 0:37:38Limey fruits!
0:37:39 > 0:37:45- So the old lady's going to m-meet with an accident, eh, K-Ken?- Sssh!
0:37:46 > 0:37:51- What's so funny?- Nothing. It's just that wasting old ladies isn't nice!
0:37:51 > 0:37:54It's better than...buggering people!
0:37:54 > 0:37:58I bet you a pound you don't kill her!
0:37:58 > 0:38:00- All right.- All right.
0:38:00 > 0:38:06I love watching your ass when you walk. Is that beautiful or what?
0:38:07 > 0:38:10Don't go near him! He's mine!
0:38:11 > 0:38:14A pound says you won't kill her!
0:38:16 > 0:38:20- When could you look at it? - Thursday is hopeless.
0:38:20 > 0:38:27- My wife's going to the opera Friday night. I'll look at it then. - Thanks, Archie.
0:38:27 > 0:38:33- Hi. I know we're not allowed to talk. Give me a call.- I can't!
0:38:33 > 0:38:35Please.
0:38:35 > 0:38:42- I'm not allowed to speak. - You don't have to. I don't want you for your conversation.
0:38:46 > 0:38:49Look, I'd love to, but...
0:38:53 > 0:38:57LOUD WAILS
0:38:59 > 0:39:02- What happened?- Got a date Friday.
0:39:03 > 0:39:06JOLLY WHISTLING
0:39:16 > 0:39:18DOGS YAP
0:39:18 > 0:39:25Look here. Do you mind not making that terrible noise? My dogs will be having their nap.
0:39:25 > 0:39:28Nice doggy...
0:39:28 > 0:39:31DOGS BARK AND GROWL
0:39:45 > 0:39:48Otto, what are you doing?
0:39:48 > 0:39:56- Buddhist meditation. It focuses aggression. The monks did it before battle.- What kind of buddhism is it?
0:39:58 > 0:40:01HORN BLARES
0:40:01 > 0:40:02Asshole!
0:40:03 > 0:40:11- It's an early Tantric meditation... What is this?- To get information I might have to get friendly with him.
0:40:11 > 0:40:14We're ready now at last.
0:40:14 > 0:40:19- Enjoy the opera, darling.- Supper's in the fridge, Archie. Be good.
0:40:20 > 0:40:23What does "friendly" mean?
0:40:23 > 0:40:27Cordial? Courteous? Supportive? What?
0:40:27 > 0:40:31I don't know. Let's just see what happens.
0:40:31 > 0:40:38- So "friendly" might include what? Penetration, say? - I don't need your jealousy now.
0:40:38 > 0:40:42- Jealousy?- Yes!- I'm just curious. Me jealous of that fop?
0:40:51 > 0:40:58- What about my tits? - Does he get to handle them?- Yes. That's my forecast.- Nuzzling?
0:40:58 > 0:41:0320 million dollars is worth a little nuzzling. 80 per cent chance there.
0:41:03 > 0:41:08- Sucking?- I thought you weren't jealous!- Jealousy is for the weak.
0:41:08 > 0:41:12One thing, though - touch his dick and he's dead!
0:41:17 > 0:41:22- Daddy didn't get the car serviced. - Aren't we going?- Do shut up, Portia!
0:41:35 > 0:41:37(Hurry up.)
0:41:51 > 0:41:52Hi.
0:41:54 > 0:41:57Do you despise me?
0:42:00 > 0:42:04No, that's not a word that leaps to mind(!)
0:42:04 > 0:42:06Can I stay then?
0:42:09 > 0:42:12Of course.
0:42:12 > 0:42:17- Look...Wanda... - I know. Your wife's coming back.
0:42:17 > 0:42:23It's about what I said to you. It IS all right for us to speak.
0:42:23 > 0:42:27- It is? - Provided we don't discuss the case.
0:42:27 > 0:42:29Oh...
0:42:29 > 0:42:31Oh, fine.
0:42:31 > 0:42:36- It's just that if anyone saw us talking...- But they won't.
0:42:42 > 0:42:45Sorry if I seem...pompous.
0:42:45 > 0:42:47Oh, you're the best, Archie.
0:42:51 > 0:42:53No...
0:42:53 > 0:42:56Not yet. I'm thirsty.
0:42:58 > 0:43:00What shall I get you?
0:43:01 > 0:43:03Whisky.
0:43:07 > 0:43:12You are the sexiest, most beautiful girl I have ever seen...
0:43:14 > 0:43:16..in my entire life.
0:43:17 > 0:43:20Get me my drink.
0:43:40 > 0:43:43Oh... Oh, Archie.
0:43:45 > 0:43:47Oh, Archie!
0:43:52 > 0:43:54So...
0:43:54 > 0:43:58..if George decides to change his plea,
0:43:58 > 0:44:03- he'd tell you where the loot was first, wouldn't he?- Mmm?
0:44:03 > 0:44:08- Darling, we mustn't talk about the trial.- I just meant theoretically.
0:44:09 > 0:44:11Kiss me there.
0:44:11 > 0:44:14Oh, theoretically...
0:44:16 > 0:44:21HE STARTS TO GIVE A MUFFLED REPLY
0:44:32 > 0:44:35- What's wrong?- It's wonderful!
0:44:38 > 0:44:39Oh!
0:44:39 > 0:44:44- What's wrong?- Oh, you're getting me so hot! I need something to drink.
0:44:44 > 0:44:49- Something cold? Maybe in the fridge?- Champagne?- My favourite!
0:44:50 > 0:44:53Don't go away!
0:44:55 > 0:44:57Je reviens!
0:45:07 > 0:45:14- What are you doing here?!- Relax! - Get the fuck out!- The moaning worried me.- I was faking it, stupid!
0:45:14 > 0:45:18- Don't call me stupid! And I'm not jealous.- Leave!- OK!
0:45:20 > 0:45:23What a nice place.
0:45:23 > 0:45:25Don't touch his dick!
0:45:25 > 0:45:27(His wife!)
0:45:31 > 0:45:35For goodness sake, get off to bed!
0:45:36 > 0:45:39Oh, God, there isn't any ice!
0:45:49 > 0:45:50Champagne!
0:45:52 > 0:45:55What's the matter?
0:45:55 > 0:45:59- What are you doing? - Champagne, dear.
0:45:59 > 0:46:03To welcome you home. Let me pour you a glass.
0:46:04 > 0:46:08- Whose is the car?- Car? - Blocking the drive.
0:46:11 > 0:46:13How was the opera?
0:46:13 > 0:46:16Whose car is it?
0:46:16 > 0:46:21Mine. A beauty, isn't it? Where did I leave my drink, Archie? Ah!
0:46:22 > 0:46:27- Who is this?- Don't you know? - How do you do, Mrs Leach?
0:46:27 > 0:46:31I'm Harvey Manfrend...gendson.
0:46:31 > 0:46:34- I'm with the CIA.- CIA? - That's right, ma'am.
0:46:34 > 0:46:41I was telling your husband before I had to go to your beautiful bathroom....
0:46:41 > 0:46:45..we've a KGB defector in a safe house near here.
0:46:45 > 0:46:50We're debriefing him as of now and we're just...
0:46:50 > 0:46:56- ..checking the houses in the area. - For what?- For the KGB. - Is there any danger?- No.
0:46:56 > 0:46:58No, not now.
0:46:58 > 0:47:04We, er, we just want to keep everyone informed. Thanks for the drink.
0:47:04 > 0:47:10- Sorry to have troubled you.- Keep everyone informed.- There's no panic.
0:47:10 > 0:47:15- Isn't it a secret?- You have no idea how secret.- Why are you telling us?
0:47:15 > 0:47:18It's a smokescreen?
0:47:18 > 0:47:20- What?- Double bluff.
0:47:20 > 0:47:27You know nothing about intelligence work, lady. It's an XK Red 27 technique.
0:47:27 > 0:47:34My father was in the Secret Service, Mr Manfredgendson. I know that you don't inform the general public
0:47:34 > 0:47:42- when debriefing the KGB in a safe house.- You don't, huh?- Not unless you're irretrievably stupid, no.
0:47:42 > 0:47:44Don't call me stupid!
0:47:44 > 0:47:47Why not?
0:47:47 > 0:47:51Oh, you English are so superior, aren't you?
0:47:51 > 0:47:58Would you like to know where you'd be without the U-S of A to protect you? I'll tell you.
0:47:58 > 0:48:02The smallest fucking province in the Russian empire!
0:48:02 > 0:48:05Don't call me stupid, thank me!
0:48:05 > 0:48:09 Thank you for popping in and protecting us!
0:48:09 > 0:48:13If it wasn't for us, you'd be singing Deutschland Uber Alles!
0:48:13 > 0:48:18My brother's covering for me! Get rid of your wife and get my locket!
0:48:18 > 0:48:23- Right. I'll get rid of her. - Who are you talking to?- Myself.
0:48:23 > 0:48:27- Who was shouting? - A friend's brother.
0:48:27 > 0:48:32- Archie! Who on earth...?- He rang the bell and... Let's go to the pub!
0:48:32 > 0:48:37- What?- Would you like to?- We haven't been to the pub for 15 years!
0:48:37 > 0:48:40- I want to show Portia.- Honestly!
0:48:40 > 0:48:43- AAAGH!- What on earth is it?
0:48:43 > 0:48:46I thought the picture was falling.
0:48:47 > 0:48:54- What's this?- Well done! Coming with us?- What was that?- A necklace.
0:48:54 > 0:48:59- What's going on?- Nothing. Let's go. - Can I see that?- What?- In your hand.
0:49:00 > 0:49:02Your other hand!
0:49:02 > 0:49:08Portia, go to your room. I forgot some papers and a secretary... GO!
0:49:08 > 0:49:11- Oh, Archie...- No, really.
0:49:11 > 0:49:13It's lovely!
0:49:13 > 0:49:15Thank you!
0:49:17 > 0:49:23- It's even got a "W" for Wendy! - I'm so glad you like it, darling!
0:49:23 > 0:49:27It's the most beautiful thing you've ever given me!
0:49:32 > 0:49:35Archie! This isn't like you!
0:49:41 > 0:49:44Are you fucking crazy?!
0:49:44 > 0:49:49- I saved your ass!- I had him right where I wanted him, you asshole!
0:49:49 > 0:49:56- I gave you one fucking thing to do, Otto! You were supposed to drive me here and shut up!- Relax!
0:49:56 > 0:49:59CAR DRIVES AWAY NOISILY
0:49:59 > 0:50:03TELEPHONE RINGS
0:50:03 > 0:50:05Hello?
0:50:05 > 0:50:08Hold on. ..It's for you.
0:50:10 > 0:50:12Hello?
0:50:14 > 0:50:16Not at the moment, no.
0:50:18 > 0:50:23I'm not quite sure when I'll be able to get hold of that.
0:50:23 > 0:50:27Yes, yes, I do appreciate that. As soon as possible.
0:50:28 > 0:50:32Well, that would be very nice, obviously.
0:50:32 > 0:50:36See you soon, I hope. Bye, Frank.
0:50:37 > 0:50:41DOG GROWLS AND BARKS
0:50:41 > 0:50:44Easy! Calm down! Easy, g-girl!
0:50:44 > 0:50:45Easy!
0:50:51 > 0:50:54Come here.
0:50:54 > 0:50:55Smell!
0:50:55 > 0:50:57Smell!
0:50:57 > 0:50:59Now, k-k-k...
0:50:59 > 0:51:02..k-k-kill!
0:51:26 > 0:51:28BELL TOLLS
0:51:28 > 0:51:32We therefore commit its body to the ground.
0:51:33 > 0:51:35Earth to earth,
0:51:35 > 0:51:38ashes to ashes, dust to dust.
0:51:42 > 0:51:45CHOIR BOYS SING "MISERERE DOMINE"
0:51:55 > 0:51:58Hello, honey. What happened?
0:51:58 > 0:52:01- N-Nothing.- What's that?
0:52:01 > 0:52:03- Um...- Not Granny?
0:52:03 > 0:52:06- N-Not yet.- Who is it for then?
0:52:06 > 0:52:11- A f-f...- A fish? Frenchman? Phone operator?- F-Friend.
0:52:11 > 0:52:14A four-legged one? Oh!
0:52:14 > 0:52:18- Where's my sister? - In the b-b...- Thank you.
0:52:18 > 0:52:19..lavatory.
0:52:19 > 0:52:21Wanda!
0:52:21 > 0:52:25- QUIETLY: - Anything?- What? ..No!
0:52:25 > 0:52:29- SHOUTING: - Why are you here?- I'm bored!
0:52:29 > 0:52:34Bored wandering around this awful city shoving George's ugly pict...
0:52:34 > 0:52:40Talking to snotty, stuck-up British faggots. Jesus, they're uptight!
0:52:40 > 0:52:46They get rigor mortis in the prime of life! Standing with their hair clenched...
0:52:48 > 0:52:52..waiting for the weekend so they can dress as ballerinas...
0:52:56 > 0:53:03"The flat at four. 2B..."? To be, or not to be...honest, I hate them!
0:53:03 > 0:53:10I mean, pretending they're so fucking lawyer...so fucking superior with those phoney accents!
0:53:10 > 0:53:13You've a beautiful voice, Ken.
0:53:13 > 0:53:15When it works!
0:53:15 > 0:53:18Son of a bitch!
0:53:22 > 0:53:25- LOUDLY: - So, want to have some lunch?
0:53:25 > 0:53:28- Heard from him?- Who?- Archie.
0:53:28 > 0:53:32- I have to finish my hair! No.- Nothing?
0:53:32 > 0:53:35Well, I'm off. No plans to see him?
0:53:35 > 0:53:37No. ..OK, bye, Bro!
0:53:37 > 0:53:39Bye, Wanda!
0:53:42 > 0:53:44Sorry!
0:53:46 > 0:53:49- What?- It wasn't theirs to sell.
0:53:49 > 0:53:56- An old lady gave it to them to be engraved and someone put it in the show case.- That's their problem!
0:53:56 > 0:54:02- This is three times the value. - This is the nicest thing you've given me,
0:54:02 > 0:54:09and you want to replace it with something which is awfully vulgar! No!
0:54:09 > 0:54:11- WENDY!- NO!
0:54:11 > 0:54:15Tell them they can't have it! You're the barrister!
0:54:46 > 0:54:48- Hello.- Hello.
0:54:50 > 0:54:53Oh, Archie, it's beautiful.
0:54:53 > 0:54:56It's just BEAUTIFUL!
0:54:57 > 0:55:00Oh, my God, look!
0:55:01 > 0:55:03Oh, Archie, it's beautiful!
0:55:03 > 0:55:06Isn't it wonderful?
0:55:06 > 0:55:11- Whose is it?- It belongs to someone at the chambers.- Where are they?
0:55:11 > 0:55:15- Hong Kong.- Ah, so! - Gone for weeks.
0:55:15 > 0:55:17Nice rug, Archie!
0:55:19 > 0:55:21May I?
0:55:22 > 0:55:25Archie, what are you doing?
0:55:25 > 0:55:28The polka, I think!
0:55:30 > 0:55:33You make me feel FREE!
0:55:33 > 0:55:34Free?
0:55:34 > 0:55:43Wanda, do you have any idea what it's like being English? Being so correct and so stifled
0:55:43 > 0:55:46by this dread of doing the wrong thing?
0:55:46 > 0:55:51Saying, "Are you married?" only to hear, "My wife has just left me."
0:55:51 > 0:55:57Or "Any children?" answered by "They burned to death on Wednesday."
0:55:57 > 0:56:01You see, we're all terrified of embarrassment,
0:56:01 > 0:56:07that's why we're so...dead. Most of my friends are dead, you know.
0:56:07 > 0:56:12We have these piles of corpses to dinner. But you're alive.
0:56:12 > 0:56:17- God bless you. And- I- want to be. I'm so fed up with all this...
0:56:17 > 0:56:20I want to make love with you, Wanda.
0:56:20 > 0:56:25I'm a good lover. At least, used to be, back in the early 14th century.
0:56:25 > 0:56:28Can we go to bed?
0:56:34 > 0:56:35Yeah.
0:56:36 > 0:56:39Hang on! Mind your head!
0:56:43 > 0:56:45Aaagh!
0:56:46 > 0:56:50- I think I love you, Wanda! - Oh, Archie!
0:56:50 > 0:56:54- Can I ask you a question?- Anything.
0:56:54 > 0:56:56Where's my locket?
0:56:56 > 0:57:01- I couldn't get it.- What?! - Wendy wouldn't give it back.
0:57:01 > 0:57:04I got you this instead.
0:57:04 > 0:57:07No! I have to have mine!
0:57:07 > 0:57:10What's the ma...? Why?
0:57:11 > 0:57:14My mother gave it to me.
0:57:14 > 0:57:16On her...
0:57:16 > 0:57:18..death bed!
0:57:19 > 0:57:24- Oh, I'm sorry. All right, darling, I'll get it for you.- You promise?
0:57:24 > 0:57:32- I'll think of something.- Sex is very difficult for me with someone that I don't trust completely.
0:57:32 > 0:57:34I promise I'll get it, OK?
0:57:34 > 0:57:37Oh, I love you, Archie!
0:57:39 > 0:57:43I've loved you ever since the first second I saw you!
0:57:43 > 0:57:44KNOCK
0:57:44 > 0:57:47- What was that?- What?
0:57:48 > 0:57:52- Your brother didn't bring you here, did he?- No.
0:57:52 > 0:57:54He has no idea?
0:57:54 > 0:57:57- He doesn't have a clue.- What?
0:57:58 > 0:58:05He is so dumb. He thought the Gettysburg Address was where Lincoln lived!
0:58:08 > 0:58:12All those terrible lies he told about the CIA!
0:58:12 > 0:58:16When he heard your daughter's name was Portia,
0:58:16 > 0:58:20he said, "Why did they name her after a car?"
0:58:24 > 0:58:28- I love the way you laugh! - I love you, you're funny.
0:58:30 > 0:58:34How come a girl as bright as you has a brother who's so...
0:58:34 > 0:58:37Don't call me stupid!
0:58:38 > 0:58:40Jesus Christ!
0:58:43 > 0:58:45Come on!
0:58:48 > 0:58:49Otto!
0:58:49 > 0:58:51Ouch!
0:58:51 > 0:58:53I'll deal with you later!
0:58:53 > 0:58:57- What have you done with her? - She's all right!
0:58:57 > 0:59:00Now, apologise!
0:59:00 > 0:59:02What?
0:59:02 > 0:59:03Apologise!
0:59:03 > 0:59:08- WANDA SHOUTS:- Oh, shit! - Are you totally deranged?
0:59:12 > 0:59:15You pompous...
0:59:15 > 0:59:18..stuck-up, snot-nosed, English...
0:59:18 > 0:59:20..giant twerp scumbag...
0:59:20 > 0:59:22..fuck-face dickhead...
0:59:22 > 0:59:26- ..asshole!- How very interesting.
0:59:26 > 0:59:31- You're a true vulgarian.- You're the vulgarian, you fuck. Apologise!
0:59:32 > 0:59:34Me to you?
0:59:39 > 0:59:41Apologise!
0:59:41 > 0:59:46- I apologise.- You're really sorry? - I'm really, really sorry.
0:59:49 > 0:59:57- You take it back?- I do. I offer a complete retraction. The imputation was totally without basis in fact,
0:59:57 > 1:00:00and was in no way fair comment.
1:00:00 > 1:00:06I deeply regret any distress that my comments may have caused you.
1:00:06 > 1:00:12I hereby undertake not to repeat any such slander in the future.
1:00:13 > 1:00:15OK.
1:01:04 > 1:01:06Aaagh!
1:01:15 > 1:01:20BELL TOLLS... CHOIRBOYS SING "MISERERE DOMINE"
1:01:29 > 1:01:33- You said you loved him! - That's right, Otto.
1:01:33 > 1:01:40Here's a multiple choice question for you. A: Wanda was lying! B: Wanda was telling the truth!
1:01:40 > 1:01:46- Pick one!- The first one? You said you weren't seeing him! - I knew you'd fuck it up!
1:01:46 > 1:01:53I'm setting up a guy who will tell me where the loot is and if they're going to arrest you,
1:01:53 > 1:02:00and you lope in like Rambo without a jock strap, and dangle him out of a window! Was that smart?
1:02:00 > 1:02:05Was it shrewd? Was it good tactics or was it stupid?
1:02:05 > 1:02:08Don't call me stupid.
1:02:08 > 1:02:12Calling you stupid is an insult to stupid people!
1:02:12 > 1:02:20Sheep could outwit you! I've worn dresses with higher IQs, but you're an intellectual, aren't you, ape?
1:02:20 > 1:02:23Apes don't read philosophy!
1:02:23 > 1:02:26They do. They just don't understand it!
1:02:26 > 1:02:32Let me correct you on a couple of things. Aristotle was not Belgian.
1:02:32 > 1:02:37The central message of Buddhism is not every man for himself.
1:02:37 > 1:02:44And the London Underground is not a political movement! Those are all mistakes, Otto. I looked them up.
1:02:44 > 1:02:51You've just assaulted the man who can keep you out of jail and make you rich.
1:02:51 > 1:02:58What are you going to do about it? What would an intellectual do? What would Plato do?
1:02:59 > 1:03:02- MUMBLES:- Apologise.- Pardon me?
1:03:02 > 1:03:04- Apologise.- What?
1:03:04 > 1:03:07- APOLOGISE!- RIGHT!
1:03:09 > 1:03:11I'm sorry.
1:03:12 > 1:03:15No, not to me. To Archie.
1:03:15 > 1:03:18And make it good or we're dead.
1:03:24 > 1:03:27Oh, I'm so very, very, very...
1:03:27 > 1:03:30FUCK YOU!
1:03:31 > 1:03:33I'm so....
1:03:33 > 1:03:36I'm very, very... I'm so...
1:03:36 > 1:03:39I'm very, very, very...
1:03:54 > 1:03:56Very, very...
1:03:56 > 1:03:59SMASHING GLASS
1:05:05 > 1:05:08- THUD! - Ooh! Help!
1:05:08 > 1:05:11Hello, Mr Burglar! Going somewhere?
1:05:11 > 1:05:16Thought you could rob Mr Leach, eh? Well, he's a good friend of mine!
1:05:16 > 1:05:21- Otto!- He'll be pleased with me when he...- Otto!
1:05:21 > 1:05:25..finds you tied up and ready for the police!
1:05:26 > 1:05:31And don't call me Otto. To you, I am Mr...
1:05:37 > 1:05:39Aaagh!
1:05:42 > 1:05:45Oh, my God. I'm sorry.
1:05:45 > 1:05:48I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
1:05:48 > 1:05:50I'm sorry!
1:05:50 > 1:05:53I'm sorry. I didn't know it was you!
1:05:53 > 1:05:56How could I know it was you?
1:05:56 > 1:05:59How could I guess? Stupid jerk!
1:05:59 > 1:06:05I mean, what the fuck are you doing robbing your own house, you asshole?
1:06:05 > 1:06:08You stupid, pompous, English...
1:06:08 > 1:06:10Aaagh! I'm sorry!
1:06:10 > 1:06:13I'm sorry!
1:06:13 > 1:06:14Er...
1:06:14 > 1:06:16Er... Yeah!
1:06:29 > 1:06:32DOOR OPENS AND SHUTS
1:06:49 > 1:06:51WENDY SCREAMS
1:06:59 > 1:07:01Bloody hell!
1:07:01 > 1:07:03SHE RUNS DOWN THE STAIRS
1:07:07 > 1:07:08Darling!
1:07:08 > 1:07:11Are you hurt?
1:07:11 > 1:07:14- Speak to me!- Mmm.- Are you hurt?
1:07:14 > 1:07:16Can't you speak?
1:07:16 > 1:07:19Archie, what has happened?
1:07:19 > 1:07:21HE COUGHS
1:07:21 > 1:07:26- We've been burgled.- Oh, no! - Well, are you hurt?
1:07:26 > 1:07:29I'm fine. A bit of a headache.
1:07:29 > 1:07:34I came in here, somebody hit me... Is that the time?
1:07:34 > 1:07:35What?
1:07:35 > 1:07:38- I didn't know it was so late.- What?
1:07:38 > 1:07:43- I'm late for a conference.- You've just been attacked!- I must fly!
1:07:43 > 1:07:48- Archie!- I'll help you tidy up later! Hello, Portia!- What's happened?
1:07:48 > 1:07:52Your father has finally gone completely mental.
1:08:15 > 1:08:17Hi.
1:08:32 > 1:08:35- Thank you so much.- Champagne?- OK.
1:08:57 > 1:08:59- To us.- To us.
1:09:01 > 1:09:05- I went to the house and guess who... - SMASHES GLASS
1:09:05 > 1:09:10- Let's make love! - Well, if you absolutely insist.
1:09:10 > 1:09:13- No.- What?- Here.
1:09:13 > 1:09:15On the rug.
1:09:15 > 1:09:18I'll be right back. Get undressed.
1:09:20 > 1:09:23Why not? Why not indeed?
1:09:26 > 1:09:28- Afterwards...- Yeah?
1:09:28 > 1:09:31Let's go to South America.
1:09:31 > 1:09:35- What?- Let's fly to South America. - Why South America?
1:09:35 > 1:09:38OK, Iceland.
1:09:38 > 1:09:42What do you really want out of life, Wanda?
1:09:42 > 1:09:44I don't know.
1:09:44 > 1:09:47Why do I like you so much?
1:09:47 > 1:09:51- Archie...- Hmm? - Do you speak Italian?
1:09:51 > 1:09:55I am Italian! Sono italiano in spirito.
1:09:55 > 1:10:00Ho sposato una donna che preferisce lavorare in giardino
1:10:00 > 1:10:04a far l'amore passionato!
1:10:04 > 1:10:08It's such an ugly language! How about Russian?
1:10:08 > 1:10:11HE SPEAKS RUSSIAN
1:10:11 > 1:10:13THUD
1:10:13 > 1:10:16RUSSIAN CONTINUES
1:10:34 > 1:10:36- Archie?- Yeah?
1:10:36 > 1:10:39- Are you rich?- No, I'm afraid not.
1:10:39 > 1:10:44- What about the house? - That's Wendy's, she's the rich one.
1:10:44 > 1:10:46Oh.
1:10:50 > 1:10:53HE SPEAKS RUSSIAN
1:11:26 > 1:11:30- What the hell are you doing? - I might ask you the same!
1:11:30 > 1:11:34- Who are you?- What? - Get your clothes on!
1:11:34 > 1:11:37- Please leave immediately!- What?
1:11:37 > 1:11:40You're in the wrong flat!
1:11:40 > 1:11:47- This flat belongs to Patrick Balfour. He lent me the key.- We leased it from the agents last week.
1:11:52 > 1:11:56Well, obviously that changes things a bit.
1:11:56 > 1:11:59Aren't you Archie Leach?
1:12:01 > 1:12:05- What?- You bought our house in Lissenden Gardens.
1:12:05 > 1:12:08Hazel and Ian Johnson.
1:12:10 > 1:12:13What a coincidence!
1:12:13 > 1:12:15How nice to see you!
1:12:34 > 1:12:36HE DIALS
1:12:37 > 1:12:40PHONE RINGS
1:12:44 > 1:12:45Hello?
1:12:45 > 1:12:49'Hello, Wanda. It's Archie. Listen...'
1:12:49 > 1:12:52..I can't see you any more. I'm sorry.
1:12:52 > 1:12:54What?
1:12:55 > 1:12:58- 'I'm sorry.' - HE HANGS UP
1:12:58 > 1:13:00Archie?
1:13:28 > 1:13:30Er...
1:13:31 > 1:13:33- OK...- Oh, no!
1:13:33 > 1:13:38- Please!- Look, I want to apologise. - I just finished it, all right?
1:13:38 > 1:13:43- Wait! I want to speak with you. - Leave me alone!
1:13:43 > 1:13:48- Wait! I just want to say I'm sorry! - It's all over, OK?
1:13:48 > 1:13:52- Jesus Christ!- Will you calm down? - Help!
1:13:52 > 1:13:58- Please don't beat me up again. - Listen!- I've had a terrible day!
1:13:58 > 1:14:01- Will you shut up?!- Don't kill me!
1:14:01 > 1:14:03Shut up then!
1:14:03 > 1:14:08OK, look... I just want to apologise...
1:14:08 > 1:14:13- ARCHIE WHIMPERS - ..for dangling you out the window.
1:14:13 > 1:14:15It wasn't a nice thing to do.
1:14:15 > 1:14:23And when I attacked you in there... I didn't know you were robbing your own house. I was trying to help!
1:14:23 > 1:14:26Yes, thanks, Otto.
1:14:26 > 1:14:31- I wanted you to trust me. - Yes, it was my fault.- That's true.
1:14:31 > 1:14:38About my sister. She's a very sexy girl. I understand you wanting to play around with her.
1:14:38 > 1:14:41- Otto...- It's OK. I was wrong.
1:14:41 > 1:14:44I was jealous. Go ahead. Pork away, pal.
1:14:44 > 1:14:47Fuck her blue.
1:14:47 > 1:14:50I like you, Archie. I just want to help.
1:15:53 > 1:15:55Oh, God!
1:16:52 > 1:16:54Killed her!
1:16:57 > 1:16:59I did it!
1:16:59 > 1:17:01Did it! Nothing!
1:17:01 > 1:17:04Unbe-fucking-lievable!
1:17:04 > 1:17:07Thomason! Yeah?
1:17:07 > 1:17:08Yes.
1:17:09 > 1:17:12You done well, my son!
1:17:12 > 1:17:15Now, here's the plan.
1:17:15 > 1:17:19Get four tickets for this evening for Rio. First class.
1:17:19 > 1:17:24F-F...? Yeah, four. We'll get rid of Otto later.
1:17:24 > 1:17:30Back to the flat, pack, collect me and then to the hotel for the jewels.
1:17:33 > 1:17:36Unbe-fucking-lievable!
1:17:36 > 1:17:39Oi! Oi!
1:17:42 > 1:17:45I can't believe it!
1:17:45 > 1:17:47He's safe!
1:17:47 > 1:17:51- PHONE RINGS - I'll be late for court!
1:17:51 > 1:17:53H-Hello? Hello, Otto.
1:17:56 > 1:17:58No, she just, er, left.
1:17:58 > 1:18:01Oh, Otto...
1:18:01 > 1:18:03..you owe me a p-p...
1:18:04 > 1:18:06What?
1:18:07 > 1:18:10You owe me a pound!
1:18:10 > 1:18:12Not Granny!
1:18:14 > 1:18:17M-Met with an accident!
1:18:17 > 1:18:19Bullshit! You're lying!
1:18:21 > 1:18:22Dead?
1:18:22 > 1:18:24Heart attack.
1:18:28 > 1:18:30I don't believe this.
1:18:30 > 1:18:36G-George will be out this afternoon. We go to Heathrow, get the loot,
1:18:36 > 1:18:39and...VROOM!
1:18:39 > 1:18:42All thanks...to...
1:18:42 > 1:18:44..me!
1:18:44 > 1:18:47The loot's at the airport, is it?
1:18:56 > 1:18:58W-What's h-happening?
1:19:00 > 1:19:06Well, Ken, I'm going to ask you questions while I eat my chips.
1:19:06 > 1:19:09First, who is the philosopher
1:19:09 > 1:19:14who developed the concept of the superman in Also Sprach Zarathustra?
1:19:16 > 1:19:19No? A chip up the nose, I'm afraid!
1:19:22 > 1:19:24Friedrich Nietzsche! Next!
1:19:24 > 1:19:31In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty?
1:19:31 > 1:19:34Are you thinking or in mid-stutter?
1:19:34 > 1:19:37You're m-mad!
1:19:37 > 1:19:40Beyond Good And Evil!
1:19:40 > 1:19:43I'll have to ask you an easy one.
1:19:43 > 1:19:46OK... Um...
1:19:46 > 1:19:48Let me think.
1:19:48 > 1:19:52Where are the diamonds? I'll give you a clue.
1:19:52 > 1:19:55Somewhere around the airport!
1:19:55 > 1:20:00- I'm n-n...- No hassle. There's plenty of time, Ken.
1:20:00 > 1:20:04I'll just sit here and eat my chips till you tell me.
1:20:06 > 1:20:10The English contribution to world cuisine - the chip!
1:20:10 > 1:20:14What do the English usually eat with chips
1:20:14 > 1:20:17to make them more interesting?
1:20:17 > 1:20:19Wait a moment!
1:20:19 > 1:20:23It's fish, isn't it?
1:20:28 > 1:20:30Down the hatch!
1:20:31 > 1:20:33Oh!
1:20:33 > 1:20:36Delicious!
1:20:36 > 1:20:38You b-b...
1:20:38 > 1:20:43..Better eat the green one? OK. What's his name?
1:20:43 > 1:20:47Not Wanda, anyway. I'll call her Lunch.
1:20:47 > 1:20:49Hello, Lunch!
1:20:53 > 1:20:59Ugh! Avoid the green ones! They're not ripe yet!
1:20:59 > 1:21:01Ha, ha, ha, ha!
1:21:01 > 1:21:06- You were in court, Inspector, when the forensic evidence was read.- Yes.
1:21:06 > 1:21:09Mr Thomason was installing windows.
1:21:13 > 1:21:17That accounts for the particles of glass on his trousers.
1:21:20 > 1:21:24No hurry, Inspector - please do take your time.
1:21:30 > 1:21:32I'm almost full.
1:21:33 > 1:21:35- Almost!- Stop!
1:21:35 > 1:21:38Please...don't!
1:21:38 > 1:21:41Come on, Wanda! Gullet time!
1:21:43 > 1:21:46Which hotels are near the airport?
1:21:46 > 1:21:51The Airway Sheraton? The Post House? The Cathcart Towers?
1:21:51 > 1:21:53The Cathcart Towers? Yes?
1:21:56 > 1:21:57Mmm?
1:21:57 > 1:22:01- Yes!- In a safe deposit box? - Yes!
1:22:03 > 1:22:05Where's the key?
1:22:05 > 1:22:08In t-the t-tank.
1:22:09 > 1:22:11Where?
1:22:11 > 1:22:14- In the ch-ch...- In the chest?
1:22:19 > 1:22:21Where?
1:22:21 > 1:22:23Where?
1:22:26 > 1:22:27You...
1:22:27 > 1:22:29..m-murdering...!
1:22:29 > 1:22:32I'll k-kill...
1:22:32 > 1:22:34..I'll kill you!
1:22:37 > 1:22:41Sorry, Ken, but your answer was incorrect.
1:22:41 > 1:22:44You really did think it was in there, didn't you?
1:22:46 > 1:22:48What?
1:22:48 > 1:22:49Oh!
1:22:57 > 1:23:03- Hello?- I know where the diamonds are.- Where?- Where's the key?
1:23:06 > 1:23:11- I've got it.- How soon can you get to George's apartment?
1:23:11 > 1:23:14Are you Wanda Gershwitz
1:23:14 > 1:23:20- of Kipling Mansions, Murray Road, London W9?- Yes.
1:23:20 > 1:23:26- How do you know the defendant? - We've had a relationship for two years.
1:23:26 > 1:23:29"Relationship?"
1:23:29 > 1:23:32We're lovers, Your Lord.
1:23:34 > 1:23:39Miss Gershwitz, on 4 March of this year in the morning, where were you?
1:23:39 > 1:23:42I was at the apartment at Murray Road.
1:23:42 > 1:23:48- Were you alone or with someone else?- Someone else was there.
1:23:48 > 1:23:51- Who was that?- My brother.
1:23:51 > 1:23:53Did your...
1:23:54 > 1:23:56Your brother?
1:23:59 > 1:24:01My brother.
1:24:02 > 1:24:03Yes.
1:24:04 > 1:24:06Yes...
1:24:06 > 1:24:10And are you quite sure it was your brother?
1:24:10 > 1:24:18Miss Gershwitz would recognise her brother. She's had a relationship with him all her life.
1:24:18 > 1:24:21Much obliged, My Lord.
1:24:21 > 1:24:26- Was there anyone else present that morning?- Yes, George was there.
1:24:26 > 1:24:29- He left about five to seven.- Wanda!
1:24:30 > 1:24:34I WONDER... I wonder...?
1:24:36 > 1:24:38I wonder...
1:24:46 > 1:24:48Yes, Mr Leach?
1:24:48 > 1:24:51I Wendy... I wonder...
1:24:51 > 1:24:52W-When...
1:24:52 > 1:24:57When you say five to seven, Miss, er, Gershwitz,
1:24:57 > 1:25:00how can you be so sure?
1:25:00 > 1:25:07I looked at the clock and I thought where can he be going at 6.55 with that sawn-off shotgun?
1:25:07 > 1:25:09Darling!
1:25:09 > 1:25:10Mr Leach...
1:25:10 > 1:25:13- "Darling"?- Yes, dear?
1:25:13 > 1:25:15Bitch! You fucking bitch!
1:25:15 > 1:25:17WANDA SCREAMS
1:25:18 > 1:25:21JUDGE: Restrain that man!
1:25:27 > 1:25:29Restrain this man!
1:25:29 > 1:25:32I'm adjourning this case for an hour!
1:25:32 > 1:25:34Clear the court!
1:25:45 > 1:25:48Clear the court! Clear the court!
1:25:55 > 1:25:59Clear the court! Clear the court!
1:26:07 > 1:26:10Bloody hell!
1:26:10 > 1:26:13It's my husband, he's been hit!
1:26:13 > 1:26:16A bit of a knock, I'm afraid.
1:26:17 > 1:26:21I have never been so humiliated in my life!
1:26:21 > 1:26:26You can stick this marriage right in your bottom! See you in court!
1:26:36 > 1:26:37Yes.
1:26:39 > 1:26:40Well...
1:26:40 > 1:26:43..that's it then.
1:26:45 > 1:26:48- George.- What? - We've got to talk.
1:26:48 > 1:26:51You tell those pigs to fuck off!
1:26:51 > 1:26:54Fuck off, pigs!
1:26:55 > 1:26:57Did you hear what I said?
1:26:57 > 1:26:59Fuck...off!
1:27:02 > 1:27:06- What's she up to, George? - What are you up to?
1:27:06 > 1:27:09You called her darling!
1:27:09 > 1:27:11And Wanda!
1:27:11 > 1:27:16- I was helping her get her evidence straight.- You been coaching her?
1:27:16 > 1:27:20What do you think? They'll find you guilty.
1:27:20 > 1:27:26Tell them where the loot is and you may get eight years, out in five.
1:27:26 > 1:27:29What if I tell them about Otto and Wanda?
1:27:29 > 1:27:34- They both did it?- Yeah.- Great! Maybe six years, out in four?
1:27:34 > 1:27:37So where are the diamonds?
1:27:37 > 1:27:42- Where's Bartlett?- He's trying to calm things down. Where are they?
1:27:42 > 1:27:46Tell Bart that Ken knows where they are.
1:27:46 > 1:27:50George, it would be a lot quicker if you told me.
1:27:52 > 1:27:54OK, I'll tell Bartlett.
1:27:54 > 1:27:57- Where's Ken?- He's at the flat.
1:28:00 > 1:28:03WAILING >
1:28:03 > 1:28:06- SOBS: - I'll be right out.
1:28:20 > 1:28:22Taxi! Taxi! Shit!
1:28:22 > 1:28:25- Taxi!- Come on!
1:28:25 > 1:28:28- What?- Let's go!- Where?- Buenos Aires.
1:28:28 > 1:28:33- What?- We're going to George's flat first. Get in!
1:28:36 > 1:28:41- Got your passport?- Yeah.- Check the briefcase for mine. Get down.
1:28:47 > 1:28:51You did the robbery, shopped one lover,
1:28:51 > 1:28:58- kept the other to find the diamonds, and when he does, you turn him in. - Everyone does it in America!
1:28:58 > 1:29:03- They don't here!- No-one lies in England, not even Thatcher(!)
1:29:03 > 1:29:09- You lied to me!- You just wanted to get me into bed! - I fell in love with you!
1:29:14 > 1:29:16How come you dumped me then?
1:29:16 > 1:29:19I wasn't rich enough, remember?
1:29:29 > 1:29:32- Say something in Russian?- No!
1:29:37 > 1:29:44- What are you thinking, Archie? - Why I should take you to South America with me.
1:29:44 > 1:29:49How about because I have the key to the safety deposit box?
1:29:49 > 1:29:52That's a good reason!
1:29:55 > 1:30:00- What about Otto?- I'll handle Otto. - He's dangerous.
1:30:00 > 1:30:02So am I.
1:30:02 > 1:30:04Keep it running.
1:30:05 > 1:30:09- Why did you bring him? - Otto, just wait!
1:30:09 > 1:30:13- I think you like that...- Wait! - Let's get the diamonds.
1:30:13 > 1:30:16Ken? Are you Ken?
1:30:18 > 1:30:22How do you do? I'm George's barrister.
1:30:22 > 1:30:25CRUNCH AS CARS COLLIDE
1:30:25 > 1:30:27Asshole!
1:30:27 > 1:30:29GUNSHOT
1:30:32 > 1:30:34Archie!
1:30:34 > 1:30:37Where have they gone?
1:30:37 > 1:30:40Quick! Where have they gone?
1:30:40 > 1:30:43- They've g-gone...- What?
1:30:43 > 1:30:46- KEN GASPS - Are you all right?
1:30:46 > 1:30:50- They've gone to the Cath... Cath... - Are you ill?
1:30:50 > 1:30:55- I've g-go... Cath... - Have you got a stutter?
1:30:55 > 1:30:58- Y-Yeah... A bit.- OK, don't worry.
1:30:58 > 1:31:03- Do you know where they've gone? - Yes.- Fine. Where?
1:31:04 > 1:31:07The Cath... Hotel.
1:31:07 > 1:31:08Hotel?
1:31:08 > 1:31:10Which hotel?
1:31:10 > 1:31:13The Cath...
1:31:13 > 1:31:15The Cath... The Cath...
1:31:15 > 1:31:17Go on.
1:31:17 > 1:31:19The Cath...
1:31:19 > 1:31:21Wait, wait!
1:31:21 > 1:31:24Slowly. Very slowly.
1:31:27 > 1:31:30The Cath...
1:31:30 > 1:31:32The Cath...
1:31:32 > 1:31:35The Cath... The Cath...
1:31:35 > 1:31:37No hurry.
1:31:37 > 1:31:42- Sing it! - STRANGLED CRY # The Cath...!
1:31:42 > 1:31:46# The Cath...! The Cath...! #
1:31:47 > 1:31:50Plenty of time.
1:31:50 > 1:31:52The Cath...
1:31:52 > 1:31:54The Cath...
1:31:54 > 1:31:57OH, COME ON! I'm sorry.
1:31:58 > 1:31:59Wait.
1:31:59 > 1:32:02The Cath...
1:32:03 > 1:32:05Write it!
1:32:15 > 1:32:19- The Cathcart Towers Hotel? - The Cathcart Towers Hotel.
1:32:19 > 1:32:23Where is it? Ken, where is it?
1:32:23 > 1:32:24Where?
1:32:24 > 1:32:27Hea... Hea...
1:32:27 > 1:32:28Again!
1:32:34 > 1:32:37Heathrow Airport.
1:32:47 > 1:32:50MAN: Hey! What's the idea?!
1:32:50 > 1:32:54- You can't stay here! - Take it. It's yours!
1:33:00 > 1:33:03Thank you. British Airways to Rio?
1:33:03 > 1:33:06- Terminal 4, sir.- Thank you.
1:33:13 > 1:33:17- Is this your vehicle, sir? - I'll be right back.
1:33:18 > 1:33:26- Aisle, window? Smoking, non-smoking? - What was the middle one?- Anything in non-smoking is fine.- Gate 14.
1:33:48 > 1:33:50Rio!
1:33:51 > 1:33:54There's a cop behind us. Quick!
1:33:59 > 1:34:02- We can just do it, Mr Leach.- Great!
1:34:02 > 1:34:04Luggage?
1:34:07 > 1:34:10- I don't really need any. - Gate 14.
1:34:12 > 1:34:14Ciao, stupidissimo!
1:34:21 > 1:34:23Ow! Aaah!
1:34:33 > 1:34:36GUNSHOTS
1:34:42 > 1:34:45Come on, Archie. Pick up the phone!
1:34:53 > 1:35:00- ENGLISH ACCENT: - Sir! Airport Security. May I see your boarding pass?- Certainly.
1:35:00 > 1:35:04- Please step over here. Look, the Queen!- Where?
1:35:09 > 1:35:10Hup!
1:35:10 > 1:35:13OK, don't get excited!
1:35:14 > 1:35:18It's you! I was actually worried for a minute!
1:35:18 > 1:35:21- Hands up!- No!- Up!
1:35:21 > 1:35:26- I'll make a deal with you. I'll put one up.- Put the other one up!
1:35:26 > 1:35:29Which looks better?
1:35:29 > 1:35:34- I'm warning you, Otto.- What are you going to do, Archie? Shoot me?
1:35:34 > 1:35:40Gun me down? If you want to settle something with me, then fight me!
1:35:40 > 1:35:45- You're a man, aren't you? Let's fight like men!- All right.
1:35:45 > 1:35:48- All right, then.- OK.
1:35:48 > 1:35:49OK.
1:35:49 > 1:35:53- You look good, Arch. - I used to box for Oxford.
1:35:53 > 1:35:58Yeah? I used to kill for the CIA. Get your hands up.
1:35:58 > 1:35:59No.
1:36:02 > 1:36:05You spineless bimbo!
1:36:05 > 1:36:07Now, out!
1:36:10 > 1:36:15I'll have to shoot you, but I've some time before my plane leaves
1:36:15 > 1:36:18 and I'm longing to humiliate you.
1:36:18 > 1:36:21Get in that barrel.
1:36:21 > 1:36:24- What?- In the barrel!
1:36:28 > 1:36:29Right!
1:36:32 > 1:36:35You English think you're so superior!
1:36:35 > 1:36:38You're the filth of the planet!
1:36:38 > 1:36:42A bunch of pompous, poverty-stricken,
1:36:42 > 1:36:45sexually-repressed football hooligans!
1:36:47 > 1:36:49Goodbye!
1:36:49 > 1:36:54- At least we're not irretrievably vulgar!- You don't like winners!
1:36:54 > 1:36:56- Winners?- Yeah, winners.
1:36:56 > 1:36:59Winners like North Vietnam?
1:36:59 > 1:37:03Shut up! We did not lose Vietnam. It was a tie!
1:37:03 > 1:37:11- AMERICAN ACCENT:- I'm telling you, they kicked a little ass there! They whipped your hide real good!
1:37:11 > 1:37:16- They didn't.- They did. - They didn't.- Oh, yes, they did!
1:37:16 > 1:37:19Oh, no, they... Shut up!
1:37:19 > 1:37:22- Goodbye, Archie.- Going to shoot me?
1:37:22 > 1:37:25- ENGLISH ACCENT: - 'Fraid so, old chap! Sorry!
1:37:25 > 1:37:27Look!
1:37:34 > 1:37:36Revenge!
1:37:40 > 1:37:43It's K-Ken coming to k-kill me!
1:37:44 > 1:37:48How are you going to c-catch me, K-Ken?
1:37:49 > 1:37:52Now where was I? Oh, yeah.
1:37:54 > 1:37:55Shit!
1:37:57 > 1:38:00Stupid fucking limey cement!
1:38:08 > 1:38:11Ken! Ken! Wait, wait, Ken!
1:38:11 > 1:38:13Kenny! May I call you Kenny?
1:38:13 > 1:38:18- Revenge for Wanda! - 50-50. What do you say?
1:38:18 > 1:38:20OK, 60-40!
1:38:20 > 1:38:23- That's my final offer!- Revenge!
1:38:23 > 1:38:28I've got an idea. You take it all. Here's my boarding pass! Ken!
1:38:28 > 1:38:31I'm going to k-kill you!
1:38:31 > 1:38:34OK, fine. Give me your best shot.
1:38:34 > 1:38:37You don't have the guts. Admit it!
1:38:39 > 1:38:42OK, you have the guts. Good. Wait!
1:38:42 > 1:38:44Death!
1:38:44 > 1:38:48All right. I'm sorry I ate your fish, OK?
1:38:48 > 1:38:49Revenge!
1:38:49 > 1:38:53Jesus! I said I'm sorry. What the...
1:38:56 > 1:38:59Got him!
1:39:08 > 1:39:11Got you, Ken. You bastard!
1:39:11 > 1:39:14Hey! I've lost my stutter!
1:39:14 > 1:39:16It's gone!
1:39:16 > 1:39:23I can speak! How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
1:39:24 > 1:39:27Boarding pass, sir.
1:39:27 > 1:39:29SHE SIGHS
1:39:33 > 1:39:35Buongiorno, signorina.
1:39:43 > 1:39:50Now listen. Two things. One - behave yourself from now on or I'll break your neck, OK?
1:39:50 > 1:39:52Two...
1:39:54 > 1:39:57Gorbachev, Glasnost...
1:39:57 > 1:39:59Molotov!
1:39:59 > 1:40:01Blinis...
1:40:01 > 1:40:03Er, Lenin.
1:40:04 > 1:40:07- OTTO MOUTHS - Pushkin.- Chicken Kiev.
1:40:07 > 1:40:10 Good. Dostoyevsky.
1:40:11 > 1:40:14- Roubles. - PLANE ENGINE ROARS
1:40:20 > 1:40:22Ass-h-o-l-e!
1:41:28 > 1:41:32Subtitles by Caroline Neale - 1991