0:00:43 > 0:00:45TAXI HORN
0:00:45 > 0:00:48- Car's here.- It's nine already! We'll miss our flight!
0:00:48 > 0:00:51- Travellers' cheques... - Do you have the tickets?
0:00:51 > 0:00:53- Tabitha, did you feed Roddy? - Oops!
0:00:53 > 0:00:56I know we've forgotten something.
0:00:56 > 0:00:58Roddy, where are you?
0:00:58 > 0:01:03We'll be back in a few days. Here's enough food. Here's a little more.
0:01:03 > 0:01:06Tabitha! I hope you're not overfeeding him.
0:01:06 > 0:01:08- Of course not, Mum. - Come on, Tabitha!
0:01:08 > 0:01:12- Bye, Roddy. - We don't want to miss our holiday.
0:01:12 > 0:01:14I'm coming!
0:01:18 > 0:01:21SNIFFS
0:01:22 > 0:01:27When the cat's away... the mice will play!
0:01:27 > 0:01:30The holiday starts now, everyone!
0:01:30 > 0:01:32Music, maestro!
0:01:32 > 0:01:35MUSIC: "Dancing With Myself" by Billy Idol
0:01:38 > 0:01:42Hey, what are you all standing around for? I've got a big day planned!
0:01:42 > 0:01:44Let's go! Chop-chop!
0:01:46 > 0:01:50Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope.
0:01:50 > 0:01:53Nope. Nope.
0:01:53 > 0:01:56HUMS AND HAWS
0:01:58 > 0:02:00Ah!
0:02:01 > 0:02:05HE GIGGLES Buckle up, everyone.
0:02:05 > 0:02:06CRASH!
0:02:06 > 0:02:11# Dancing with myself, oh-h Dancing with myself, oh-h
0:02:11 > 0:02:14# Dancing with myself When there's nothing to lose... #
0:02:14 > 0:02:16Fore!
0:02:19 > 0:02:21Oops! Sorry.
0:02:21 > 0:02:23HE WHISTLES
0:02:25 > 0:02:29Game point. Service! We win! We win, team! We win!
0:02:30 > 0:02:32HE GROWLS
0:02:41 > 0:02:43Perfect!
0:02:43 > 0:02:46MOCK JAMES BOND MUSIC
0:03:00 > 0:03:02Having a good time, darling?
0:03:03 > 0:03:06HE CHOKES
0:03:08 > 0:03:10Thank you.
0:03:13 > 0:03:15See you tomorrow.
0:03:19 > 0:03:22TOOTHBRUSH VIBRATES
0:03:23 > 0:03:25HE SIGHS
0:03:27 > 0:03:33Good night! ECHOES
0:03:33 > 0:03:36Yeah, well.
0:03:36 > 0:03:38Good night, then, Roddy.
0:03:40 > 0:03:42BIRDS CHIRP
0:03:42 > 0:03:44CLANGING
0:03:44 > 0:03:47HE GASPS What was that?
0:03:48 > 0:03:50Who's there?
0:03:50 > 0:03:54(Wake up. I think there's someone in the house.
0:03:54 > 0:03:56(Sarge, wake up!)
0:03:56 > 0:03:59'Approaching enemy lines.'
0:04:06 > 0:04:09- 'I'm armed and ready.' - At ease, soldier.
0:04:09 > 0:04:13- 'Give up your weapons of mass destruction.'- Shush!
0:04:13 > 0:04:15- 'Come and get me, enemy of freedom!' - (Stop!)
0:04:15 > 0:04:19'Tell Mom I...love...her.'
0:04:27 > 0:04:31RUMBLING
0:04:31 > 0:04:33CLATTERING
0:04:33 > 0:04:36- Yee-haw! - RODDY GASPS
0:04:42 > 0:04:43Ugh!
0:04:44 > 0:04:47Ah! BREATHES A SIGH OF RELIEF
0:04:47 > 0:04:51SQUELCHING
0:04:56 > 0:04:57HE SCREAMS
0:04:57 > 0:04:58IT BELCHES
0:05:04 > 0:05:06Whoa!
0:05:06 > 0:05:10They do not, repeat, not, have food like this in the sewer.
0:05:10 > 0:05:11A sewer rat?!
0:05:11 > 0:05:14W-W-Who...? What...? How did you get here?
0:05:14 > 0:05:17I don't know. One minute I'm in the pub,
0:05:17 > 0:05:21next thing you know, whoosh! It's a burst water main!
0:05:21 > 0:05:26Off I go, shooting up the pipes. And, well, here I am.
0:05:26 > 0:05:28I have a plunger. We can shoot you right back.
0:05:28 > 0:05:32- HE SLURPS - Do you like seafood?
0:05:32 > 0:05:37- C-Can I call you a cab? - Bleurgh! See-food! Get it?!
0:05:37 > 0:05:39Ha-ha! Have you got a TV?
0:05:39 > 0:05:42- Well, yes, but...- Say no more! - No, no, no!
0:05:42 > 0:05:45- Leave that.- Geronimo!
0:05:45 > 0:05:47No, don't...touch anything.
0:05:47 > 0:05:50Would you look at the size of that monster?!
0:05:50 > 0:05:52RODDY HYPERVENTILATES...
0:05:52 > 0:05:54AND SNIFFS
0:05:54 > 0:05:55Careful, mate.
0:05:55 > 0:05:59Those aren't chocolate buttons(!) Wahey!
0:05:59 > 0:06:02'It's the match of the century! The FIFA World Cup Final!
0:06:02 > 0:06:05- 'England.'- Yes! - 'Germany.'- Boo!
0:06:05 > 0:06:09- 'Live this Sunday.'- This place is great! I'm staying here forever!
0:06:09 > 0:06:11What?!
0:06:13 > 0:06:15Game point! Service!
0:06:15 > 0:06:18We win, we win! Ha! You lose!
0:06:18 > 0:06:20In your face!
0:06:20 > 0:06:22Ooh-h!
0:06:26 > 0:06:29Right, my friend. You don't belong here.
0:06:29 > 0:06:32I'm afraid it's time for you to leave. Eugh!
0:06:32 > 0:06:37I would not do that if I was you, pal. Let me lay this out for you.
0:06:37 > 0:06:40This place is mine now.
0:06:40 > 0:06:43Sid says, "Jump," you say, "How high?" Comprende?
0:06:43 > 0:06:47Fetch us some Pop-Tarts from the kitchen, Jeeves. Be snappy about it.
0:06:47 > 0:06:53- Erm, yes, sir. Right away, sir. - That's more like it.
0:06:53 > 0:06:56But before breakfast is served...
0:06:56 > 0:07:00perhaps sir would care to take a whirl in the Jacuzzi.
0:07:00 > 0:07:04- A Jacuzzi?- Hmm.
0:07:04 > 0:07:07Know what you are? You're a real gent.
0:07:07 > 0:07:09After a hard day of navigating sewer pipes,
0:07:09 > 0:07:14there's nothing better than relaxing in a Jacuzzi whirlpool bath.
0:07:14 > 0:07:16That looks so inviting.
0:07:16 > 0:07:19Yes, yes. The water looks perfect!
0:07:19 > 0:07:23Now you hop in, and I'll press this lever to get the bubbles going.
0:07:23 > 0:07:25Right. In we go!
0:07:26 > 0:07:28Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
0:07:28 > 0:07:31I know we got off on the wrong foot before,
0:07:31 > 0:07:34- but I think we're going to get along, don't you?- Swimmingly.
0:07:36 > 0:07:39- Be seeing you, my friend.- Oh!
0:07:39 > 0:07:40SPLASH!
0:07:40 > 0:07:44You plonker! You think I don't know a toilet when I see one?
0:07:44 > 0:07:47- You were gonna flush me down the loo.- No!
0:07:47 > 0:07:49It's a big Jacuzzi! Deluxe model!
0:07:49 > 0:07:53- Then you won't mind if I get the bubbles going.- No! Not the lever!
0:07:53 > 0:07:58- Have mercy! No, I can't swim! - Bon voyage, me old cream cracker!
0:07:58 > 0:08:00- Hold your nose! - You can't do this!
0:08:00 > 0:08:04You were going to try to flush me. Let's see how YOU like it.
0:08:11 > 0:08:16BANGS AND GROANS
0:08:16 > 0:08:17HE SCREAMS
0:08:17 > 0:08:19SPLASH!
0:08:26 > 0:08:28Have you seen my dad?
0:08:30 > 0:08:32HE SCREAMS
0:08:34 > 0:08:35Ah!
0:08:38 > 0:08:41HE GASPS FOR AIR
0:08:41 > 0:08:43HE SCREAMS
0:08:53 > 0:08:57HE SCREAMS
0:09:03 > 0:09:09Oh, no, I can't swim! I can't swim! I can't...swim.
0:09:11 > 0:09:14I'm...in...the sewer!
0:09:14 > 0:09:16No-o-o!
0:09:21 > 0:09:22Aah! SQUEAL
0:09:22 > 0:09:24Ahh! LOUDER SQUEAL
0:09:24 > 0:09:27WHIMPERS
0:09:29 > 0:09:31BANGING
0:09:31 > 0:09:33Hello?
0:09:33 > 0:09:35ECHOES
0:09:36 > 0:09:37Help?
0:09:37 > 0:09:39ECHOES
0:09:39 > 0:09:42I'm going to open my eyes and I'm going to be home.
0:09:42 > 0:09:44This is all a bad dream.
0:09:44 > 0:09:48I'm not home! I want to go home! Shush! Stop it. Roddy!
0:09:48 > 0:09:50I want to go home! Pull yourself together!
0:09:50 > 0:09:53I can't. I'm frightened. Stop it, stop it, stop it!
0:09:53 > 0:09:55All right, Roddy, old man,
0:09:55 > 0:10:00you can get yourself out of here, and you will. Never forget -
0:10:00 > 0:10:04the blood of the courageous James clan flows through your veins.
0:10:06 > 0:10:07HE SCREAMS
0:10:07 > 0:10:08THEY ALL SCREAM
0:10:08 > 0:10:09HE SCREAMS
0:10:09 > 0:10:10THEY ALL SCREAM
0:10:10 > 0:10:12HE SCREAMS
0:10:14 > 0:10:16CAR HORN
0:10:18 > 0:10:21HIGH-PITCHED SQUEALING
0:10:23 > 0:10:25VOICES
0:10:25 > 0:10:28A way out! Yes! Ha-ha!
0:10:31 > 0:10:33HE SCREAMS
0:10:33 > 0:10:36THUD!
0:10:37 > 0:10:41- That took me three years to draw! - I'm terribly sorry.
0:10:41 > 0:10:44- Three years?! - I just finished it this morning!
0:10:44 > 0:10:46Three years?!
0:10:46 > 0:10:47HE GASPS
0:10:47 > 0:10:50Good grief!
0:10:57 > 0:10:59- What is this place? - < Hold the bus!
0:10:59 > 0:11:03Feed the flies Tuppence a bag...
0:11:09 > 0:11:12It's a real city! Ah!
0:11:12 > 0:11:14Whoa!
0:11:14 > 0:11:15HE SCREAMS
0:11:15 > 0:11:17My smalls!
0:11:17 > 0:11:22- Is it a bird?- Is it a plane? - Is that guy wearing my underpants?
0:11:22 > 0:11:26- Make him move, honey. - You got a face like a frying pan!
0:11:26 > 0:11:29- Come on, honey! - I don't think he speaks English.
0:11:29 > 0:11:32- Hey! He moved! Did you get it? - Got it!
0:11:32 > 0:11:35- Good!- Sorry, sorry.
0:11:35 > 0:11:38- It's coming!- What? Where? Who?
0:11:38 > 0:11:42The Great Flood! Those floodgates won't hold forever, you know!
0:11:42 > 0:11:46We're doomed! You think you can back away from the truth!
0:11:46 > 0:11:49'Ello, 'ello, 'ello. What's all this then?
0:11:49 > 0:11:53Thank heavens! A policeman! This wacko has been chasing after me!
0:11:53 > 0:11:56- Morning, Harold.- Morning, Colin. How are you?- Can't complain.
0:11:56 > 0:12:00- (Keep an eye on this one. He's a bit of a loony.)- What?!
0:12:00 > 0:12:03- We're doomed! - Me?! Are you kidding me?!
0:12:03 > 0:12:06- Let's give you a police escort home. - Great!
0:12:06 > 0:12:10I live in Kensington. Up there. The surface.
0:12:10 > 0:12:13Up Top? Oh, no. No, no, no.
0:12:13 > 0:12:17- The humans don't like our sort. - Speak for yourself!
0:12:17 > 0:12:21- They like me very much up there. - I don't like your attitude.
0:12:21 > 0:12:25I've got my eye on you, sunshine.
0:12:25 > 0:12:26Whoa-ho-ho-ha!
0:12:26 > 0:12:28SIZZLING
0:12:28 > 0:12:30So...you're trying to get Up Top, me hearty?
0:12:30 > 0:12:32Yes.
0:12:32 > 0:12:34SIZZLING
0:12:34 > 0:12:39There's one person round here might be able to help you. Might.
0:12:39 > 0:12:42- Really?- Shady customer.
0:12:42 > 0:12:46The captain of the Jammy Dodger. If you can find it.
0:12:46 > 0:12:48I know where it is!
0:12:55 > 0:12:59And remember, the name of the boat's the Jammy Dodger.
0:12:59 > 0:13:04- Thanks for bringing me this far. - You're welcome.
0:13:04 > 0:13:07See ya!
0:13:09 > 0:13:13EERIE WHISTLING
0:13:16 > 0:13:20WHISTLES EERIE TUNE
0:13:20 > 0:13:24Beware! Beware!
0:13:28 > 0:13:32Hello? Permission to come aboard?
0:13:34 > 0:13:37Ahoy there? Er...
0:13:37 > 0:13:39CREAKS
0:13:58 > 0:14:00HE SCREAMS
0:14:00 > 0:14:04Sorry. I didn't mean to intrude, Mr Captain, Skipper, Thingy.
0:14:04 > 0:14:08- Hey! That's MISS Captain Skipper Thingy to you.- Oops.
0:14:08 > 0:14:13- What are you doing on my boat?- I've had a bad day and I need your help.
0:14:13 > 0:14:16I've been thrown out of my own home, flushed down my own toilet...
0:14:16 > 0:14:19Thank you, too much information. I've got my own problems.
0:14:19 > 0:14:23- 'She's around here somewhere!' - (Stay down. And keep quiet.)
0:14:26 > 0:14:29- Why? Who are we hiding from? - (I said quiet!)
0:14:29 > 0:14:32There's rats after me who'd like to kill me.
0:14:32 > 0:14:34Well, I'll contain my amazement.
0:14:34 > 0:14:36SHE GROANS
0:14:36 > 0:14:38All right, all right. Quiet as a mouse.
0:14:38 > 0:14:41HORN BLARES
0:14:46 > 0:14:47Over there!
0:14:47 > 0:14:48ENGINE ROARS
0:14:48 > 0:14:53- You idiot!- Sorry about that. I'll be off, then.
0:14:53 > 0:14:54CRASH!
0:14:54 > 0:14:55Sorry.
0:14:55 > 0:14:56HORN BLARES
0:14:56 > 0:14:58Ah! Sorry. Sorry.
0:14:58 > 0:15:00- Sorry! - 'We can't let her get away!'
0:15:00 > 0:15:02HE GASPS
0:15:02 > 0:15:03HIGH-PITCHED SCREAMING Shh!
0:15:03 > 0:15:08Come on, Jammy, me old mate, don't do this to me! Ugh!
0:15:16 > 0:15:20Let me go, you pink-eyed freak!
0:15:20 > 0:15:21I'm upset now.
0:15:22 > 0:15:25Agh! Whatever's going on, I assure you, I'm not involved.
0:15:25 > 0:15:28I'm an innocent bystander!
0:15:28 > 0:15:31Rita, Rita, Rita!
0:15:31 > 0:15:34EVIL LAUGHTER
0:15:34 > 0:15:36You thought you could give us the slip...
0:15:36 > 0:15:38HE SCREAMS
0:15:38 > 0:15:39THUD!
0:15:39 > 0:15:43What are you looking at? Keep still! Come on, then! Right!
0:15:44 > 0:15:46Who have we got here?
0:15:46 > 0:15:49I believe he said his name was Millicent Bystander.
0:15:49 > 0:15:52- LAUGHS - Millicent!- Actually, no...
0:15:52 > 0:15:55Now, then, where's the ruby, Rita?
0:15:55 > 0:15:59- The boss wants it back. - I don't have your stupid ruby.
0:15:59 > 0:16:04OK, are we going to do it the easy way...or the hard way?
0:16:04 > 0:16:08- I think we should do it the easy way, don't you, Spike?- Oh!
0:16:08 > 0:16:12All right. Check the tin.
0:16:12 > 0:16:16Good girl. See, Whitey, this is how to do it.
0:16:16 > 0:16:19Watch and learn. Watch and... Ah!
0:16:23 > 0:16:25Was it in there?
0:16:25 > 0:16:28Right! Rip it up, lads!
0:16:29 > 0:16:33Hey, you get your filthy paws off my stuff!
0:16:33 > 0:16:36- THEY SNIGGER - It's in here somewhere.
0:16:36 > 0:16:39- I can feel it in me guts! - That'll be last night's curry.
0:16:39 > 0:16:43I'm the same. I've got a bum like a Japanese flag.
0:16:43 > 0:16:46- Will you please tell these people I'm not involved in this?- Fine.
0:16:46 > 0:16:50All right, listen up. This gentleman's not from around here.
0:16:50 > 0:16:54- Just look how nicely he's dressed. - Thank you.
0:16:54 > 0:16:59- Why? Because he's an international jewel thief!- Precisely. What?! No!
0:16:59 > 0:17:02- He stole the ruby from me! - No, she's lying!
0:17:02 > 0:17:08All right, all right! It's time to bring out...the Persuader.
0:17:08 > 0:17:09ALL GASP
0:17:09 > 0:17:11Your choice, mate.
0:17:11 > 0:17:15You can talk now or you can talk later. Ain't that right, Persuader?
0:17:15 > 0:17:18'Yeah, in a much higher voice!'
0:17:18 > 0:17:20The Persuader's alive, Spike!
0:17:20 > 0:17:24'You'll be singing like a tea kettle.' Good one, Persuader.
0:17:24 > 0:17:28I don't even know her! I don't know anything!
0:17:28 > 0:17:30Careful, miss. You'll injure yourself.
0:17:30 > 0:17:33I know where it is!
0:17:33 > 0:17:36- Come on, then. Spit it out! - Don't you dare!
0:17:36 > 0:17:39Look at her bottom. Is it me, or is it oddly shaped?
0:17:39 > 0:17:42You little snitch!
0:17:42 > 0:17:47- The booty's in the booty. - Hey! Ugh, ugh, ugh!
0:17:48 > 0:17:50ALL GASP
0:17:51 > 0:17:57Whoa-ho-ho! Thanks, mate! The boss is going to be so happy with us.
0:17:57 > 0:18:00You're toast.
0:18:02 > 0:18:06So you're from Up Top, eh?
0:18:06 > 0:18:10I used to work in a laboratory Up Top. Yeah.
0:18:10 > 0:18:15Big shampoo job. I was dark grey when we started.
0:18:15 > 0:18:17Still, it cleared up me dandruff.
0:18:17 > 0:18:19HE LAUGHS
0:18:19 > 0:18:23'The World Cup has become the most popular sporting event...'
0:18:23 > 0:18:26Boss? Boss? We're back.
0:18:26 > 0:18:29I've got it, boss.
0:18:29 > 0:18:32The ruby. I found it.
0:18:32 > 0:18:35Technically, Spike, it was Millicent that found it.
0:18:35 > 0:18:38Actually, the name's Roddy.
0:18:38 > 0:18:42And in exchange for my assistance, I was hoping you might...
0:18:42 > 0:18:48Er, you might help me out of the p-pickle I'm in.
0:18:48 > 0:18:49Aagh!
0:18:49 > 0:18:54- Hello, Rita.- Hello, handsome.
0:18:54 > 0:18:57And who is this? Is your new boyfriend a waiter?
0:18:57 > 0:18:59- Boyfriend?!- Waiter?!
0:18:59 > 0:19:01HE LAUGHS
0:19:01 > 0:19:04The prize returns to me.
0:19:04 > 0:19:06HE BLOWS ON IT
0:19:06 > 0:19:10- Did you imagine that I'd let you steal it from me?- You what?!
0:19:10 > 0:19:14That jewel belongs to my father, and you know it!
0:19:14 > 0:19:18Your father?! A good-for-nothing scavenger, just like his daughter!
0:19:18 > 0:19:22Er, excuse me. Actually, I'm the one who found your ruby.
0:19:22 > 0:19:26So...you...erm... Perhaps you'd be generous enough
0:19:26 > 0:19:29to repay the favour and help me get home.
0:19:29 > 0:19:32- Ah!- Help me! - CRUNCH!
0:19:32 > 0:19:34Dispose of them.
0:19:34 > 0:19:37No, no, no, please! I just want to get home to Kensington!
0:19:37 > 0:19:39HE GASPS
0:19:39 > 0:19:43Kensington? The Royal Borough? Up Top?
0:19:43 > 0:19:46Yes. Up Top.
0:19:46 > 0:19:50Huzzah! A man of quality!
0:19:50 > 0:19:52Finally, somebody gets it.
0:19:52 > 0:19:54Come, let me show you my private collection.
0:19:54 > 0:19:56I know you'll find it diverting.
0:19:56 > 0:19:58RODDY LAUGHS NERVOUSLY
0:19:59 > 0:20:01TOAD LAUGHS
0:20:01 > 0:20:03My shrine to beauty.
0:20:03 > 0:20:08Works of high art crafted in tribute to our beloved Royal Family.
0:20:08 > 0:20:12- Victoria's bust, wrought in porcelain.- Classy!
0:20:12 > 0:20:16- Quite lifelike, wouldn't you say? - It's as if she were here.
0:20:16 > 0:20:19Mmm. Smooth to the touch.
0:20:19 > 0:20:20Easy, tiger.
0:20:20 > 0:20:21HE GIGGLES
0:20:21 > 0:20:26But come! Let us restore the heart and highlight of my collection,
0:20:26 > 0:20:32this ruby, fallen from the very brow of ancient kings.
0:20:32 > 0:20:35A true crown jewel!
0:20:35 > 0:20:38FEEBLE MUSIC PLAYS: "Rule, Britannia"
0:20:38 > 0:20:40Well, what do you think?
0:20:40 > 0:20:43He's a madman! Run away! Argh!
0:20:43 > 0:20:46Pardon me. My fly's undone.
0:20:46 > 0:20:50Er, well, your ruby certainly is a biggie.
0:20:50 > 0:20:52Indeed.
0:20:52 > 0:20:56How did it ever find me, here in the underbelly of the world?
0:20:56 > 0:21:00In this dark, low place.
0:21:00 > 0:21:04Yes. Speaking of which, I'd love to see more of your collection.
0:21:04 > 0:21:06- It's very amusing, but I... - "Amusing"?
0:21:06 > 0:21:09Didn't you say I'd find it amusing?
0:21:09 > 0:21:13I said you'd find it diverting, not amusing!
0:21:13 > 0:21:15Ah! When I said "amusing", I really meant it
0:21:15 > 0:21:19in the sense of the ancient Greek muse, the goddess of inspiration.
0:21:19 > 0:21:21HE GASPS Muse.
0:21:21 > 0:21:23BOING!
0:21:32 > 0:21:35Smashing.
0:21:35 > 0:21:36TOAD GROWLS
0:21:36 > 0:21:38Oh, heaven help me!
0:21:38 > 0:21:40Ice him! Ice them both!
0:21:40 > 0:21:44Let's see if there's anything good in the fridge.
0:21:46 > 0:21:48Former enemies, one and all.
0:21:48 > 0:21:54A catalogue of thieves, double-crossers and do-gooders.
0:21:54 > 0:21:55HE LAUGHS
0:21:55 > 0:22:00Prepare to meet your maker - your ice-maker.
0:22:00 > 0:22:03- LAUGHS - Makes me laugh every time, that one.
0:22:03 > 0:22:04Shut that door!
0:22:07 > 0:22:10Liquid nitrogen?! That will freeze us instantly!
0:22:10 > 0:22:15There's a paper clip in my pocket. See if you can get it. Ah! Pocket!
0:22:16 > 0:22:19TOAD LAUGHS EVILLY
0:22:20 > 0:22:23- Blimey, it's cold. - That's why I wore me mittens.
0:22:23 > 0:22:27Hit men don't wear mittens! Take them off! You're embarrassing me.
0:22:27 > 0:22:30It's all right for you. You've got little hands.
0:22:30 > 0:22:32- (Got it!) - They don't get as cold.
0:22:32 > 0:22:37- I ain't got little hands! - You have. You've got lady's hands.
0:22:37 > 0:22:41- They're lethal weapons. - You've got your mother's hands.
0:22:41 > 0:22:45Right. Put your hands together.
0:22:46 > 0:22:51- You could have wiped your feet! - Stop squirming!
0:22:55 > 0:22:58- BEEPING - Goodbye, vermin.
0:23:02 > 0:23:08Now, let me see the latest addition to my Cubist collection.
0:23:11 > 0:23:13What?! Impossible!
0:23:13 > 0:23:15Oi! Kermit!
0:23:15 > 0:23:22The prize returns...to me! Mwah! You big, fat, slimy airbag!
0:23:22 > 0:23:24After them!
0:23:24 > 0:23:26CRASH!
0:23:26 > 0:23:30- Why are you stopping? Don't we have a plan?- "We"? Who's "we"?
0:23:30 > 0:23:35- Wait! You can't just leave me here! - Faster, idiots! They're escaping!
0:23:38 > 0:23:41Whoaaaa!
0:23:49 > 0:23:53- No! Not the master cable! - We have a plan?
0:23:53 > 0:23:56- Put that back!- Wait, wait!
0:23:56 > 0:23:59- That will never hold both of us. - You're right. Toodle-oo.
0:23:59 > 0:24:02- Wait! - F-f-f-freeze!
0:24:07 > 0:24:11No! Don't break! There are things I want to do, sights I want to see!
0:24:11 > 0:24:15- That wasn't on the list. - Hey!
0:24:15 > 0:24:17RODDY SCREAMS
0:24:17 > 0:24:18CLANG!
0:24:18 > 0:24:22- Do something! - ICE CRACKS
0:24:26 > 0:24:27BOTH: Whoa!
0:24:27 > 0:24:31Keep your legs straight when you hit the water!
0:24:33 > 0:24:35THUD!
0:24:35 > 0:24:38- I kept me legs straight, Spike. - GROANS
0:24:38 > 0:24:39- THUD! - Ow!
0:24:39 > 0:24:44Good grief, that's high. Quite high. Rather high. So very, very high.
0:24:44 > 0:24:45Hmmm.
0:24:46 > 0:24:48Huh?!
0:24:49 > 0:24:53Yeah, cool! See ya!
0:25:10 > 0:25:16Oh, if she can do it... Here goes.
0:25:17 > 0:25:18Ah!
0:25:18 > 0:25:20Hee-hee!
0:25:20 > 0:25:21Ah!
0:25:21 > 0:25:23HE GASPS
0:25:23 > 0:25:24Ow!
0:25:25 > 0:25:26Oh-h!
0:25:27 > 0:25:29Ah-ha-ha!
0:25:29 > 0:25:33THUD! And gently down.
0:25:35 > 0:25:39- Ugh! - My ball! It's my ball! It's mine!
0:25:39 > 0:25:41(Rita?) Rita!
0:25:44 > 0:25:48Oh, where is she? Rita!
0:25:48 > 0:25:52- Ah!- Target at 12 o'clock! Oh, come on!
0:25:54 > 0:25:58Careful, Whitey. That's a banana skin.
0:26:03 > 0:26:06- Rita!- Phew! Over there!
0:26:06 > 0:26:08THEY SQUEAL
0:26:13 > 0:26:15HORN BLARES
0:26:18 > 0:26:21Ah! Oh!
0:26:21 > 0:26:23LAUGHTER
0:26:23 > 0:26:26You look pretty ridiculous now, Millicent.
0:26:30 > 0:26:33- RODDY SCREAMS - Keep your legs straight!
0:26:33 > 0:26:34- THUD! - Ah!
0:26:37 > 0:26:40HE GROANS
0:26:44 > 0:26:48What are you, some kind of rat boomerang?! Give me back my ruby!
0:26:48 > 0:26:50I haven't got your ruby!
0:26:51 > 0:26:56OK. Well, NOW I've got your ruby.
0:26:58 > 0:27:01Ah-ah-ah!
0:27:02 > 0:27:06Please be careful. That ruby means a lot to me. It's priceless!
0:27:06 > 0:27:09Hold on. It's a fake.
0:27:09 > 0:27:12- SHE GIGGLES - No, it's bloomin' not. It's real!
0:27:12 > 0:27:15- No, no, no, look, it's just glass. - It's real!- Fake.
0:27:15 > 0:27:17- Real!- Fake. - Real!- Fake.
0:27:17 > 0:27:20- Real!- Fake.- Real!- Fake. - Real!- Fake.- Real!
0:27:20 > 0:27:23Look, look, look. You can tell. Watch this.
0:27:23 > 0:27:24- GLASS BREAKS - Ah!
0:27:26 > 0:27:29There, you see? You can't break a real ruby.
0:27:30 > 0:27:34Ah, right. I probably shouldn't have done that.
0:27:34 > 0:27:36But look on the bright side, I've saved your neck.
0:27:36 > 0:27:40Once the Toad knows it's worthless, he'll stop chasing you for it.
0:27:40 > 0:27:42Roddy St James saves the day.
0:27:42 > 0:27:44Whoa! CRASH!
0:27:45 > 0:27:50Good grief! You try to do somebody a favour, and they... Ow!
0:27:50 > 0:27:53- A favour?! That ruby was...- Ow!
0:27:53 > 0:27:57..from Queen Elizabeth's crown! Fell down the Buckingham Palace drains!
0:27:57 > 0:28:02- Maybe the Queen wears fake jewellery. - Keep still!
0:28:02 > 0:28:05- Can we just talk about this? - Real or not,
0:28:05 > 0:28:08that ruby was going to change...my...life!
0:28:08 > 0:28:10- PHONE RINGS - 'Han Chin Chinese takeout.'
0:28:10 > 0:28:13A madwoman's attacking me with crayons!
0:28:13 > 0:28:15- 'One chicken chow mein. With wonton?'- No, crayons!
0:28:15 > 0:28:19- 'No wonton! You want rice? Fried or white?'- Fried. No, wait!
0:28:19 > 0:28:22- 'You want wonton or what?' - Cancel that order.
0:28:23 > 0:28:27- Rita?- Just go away, please.
0:28:27 > 0:28:31I'm...I'm sorry.
0:28:31 > 0:28:34- SHE TUTS - Sorry?!
0:28:34 > 0:28:37Me and my dad worked these drains for years.
0:28:37 > 0:28:41He broke every bone in his body trying to get that ruby.
0:28:41 > 0:28:45It was going to be the answer to all our prayers.
0:28:45 > 0:28:48Now it turns out it was a stupid fake.
0:28:49 > 0:28:53Well, maybe I can make it up to you.
0:28:53 > 0:28:56- Get stuffed. - No, no, no. I mean it.
0:28:56 > 0:29:00Back at my place, we've got a jewellery box crammed with rubies.
0:29:00 > 0:29:04Real ones! All you have to do is get me home to Kensington...
0:29:04 > 0:29:08and I'll make you rich beyond your wildest dreams.
0:29:08 > 0:29:10SHE SIGHS
0:29:10 > 0:29:14How do I know this ain't just a load of old rubbish?
0:29:14 > 0:29:18Well, I suppose you'll just have to trust me.
0:29:18 > 0:29:22I must be out of my mind.
0:29:22 > 0:29:24All right. You've got yourself a deal.
0:29:24 > 0:29:28- SHE SPITS - Go on.
0:29:28 > 0:29:32- You too. - HE SPITS
0:29:32 > 0:29:34Your own hand!
0:29:37 > 0:29:38SQUELCHES
0:29:44 > 0:29:47Where are those idiots?
0:29:47 > 0:29:51It's so hard to get good help these days, my boys. Yes, that's right.
0:29:51 > 0:29:55Come on out, my lovelies. Cheer your old dad up.
0:29:55 > 0:29:57- SOFTLY:- Poor Daddy...
0:29:57 > 0:30:02- HARSHLY:- ..surrounded by filthy rats in this joyless, sunless void!
0:30:02 > 0:30:04- SOFTLY: - But don't worry, little men.
0:30:04 > 0:30:07- HARSHLY: - Daddy will get rid of them all!
0:30:07 > 0:30:12- SOFTLY:- He will. They'll all be deady-weady. Mwah!
0:30:12 > 0:30:14THEY SNIGGER
0:30:14 > 0:30:18- SOFTLY:- Did you find it? - Huh?!
0:30:18 > 0:30:19Ach! Did you find it?
0:30:19 > 0:30:24Er, well, we got most of it, boss.
0:30:24 > 0:30:27Forget the ruby! It's the master cable that I want...
0:30:27 > 0:30:28CRACKLES
0:30:28 > 0:30:31..the one that grubby creature Rita took.
0:30:31 > 0:30:32BOTH: Oh!
0:30:32 > 0:30:37- Without it, my plan is ruined! - OK, chief. Forget the ruby.
0:30:37 > 0:30:42Ruby's gone. See? See? Moving on. We are now your cable guys.
0:30:42 > 0:30:45Focused. Cable-centric, boss.
0:30:45 > 0:30:48You need to be back in time for the World Cup Final.
0:30:48 > 0:30:51Great! Are we watching the game together?
0:30:52 > 0:30:54- TOAD SHOUTS:- Just get the cable!
0:30:54 > 0:30:56- Ah!- Keep your legs straight!
0:30:56 > 0:31:00Are you sure we should be stopping with those goons on our tail?
0:31:00 > 0:31:02We aren't gonna get far without a map, are we?
0:31:02 > 0:31:03CREAKS
0:31:03 > 0:31:08- Is that a house? - Yes, and it's very dangerous.
0:31:08 > 0:31:11- So...- Aagh! - ..why don't you wait here?
0:31:11 > 0:31:13Waiting here. Excellent idea.
0:31:13 > 0:31:15- Watch out for the piranha.- Oh!
0:31:15 > 0:31:18- VOICES - 'Rita!'- Ah!
0:31:24 > 0:31:28Here you go, Annie, Seamus. Mimi, get your finger out of your nose.
0:31:28 > 0:31:32- Fergus. Jojo, no biting. - That is well good!
0:31:32 > 0:31:34ALL: Rita!
0:31:34 > 0:31:37- SCREAMS - Ugh!
0:31:37 > 0:31:40- Ta-dah! Rita's back! - Oh, Rita!
0:31:40 > 0:31:43- Mum! Oh, Mum. - Thank goodness you're safe.
0:31:46 > 0:31:49Rita!
0:31:49 > 0:31:53- Hello, Dad. - Give us a hug, girl! Whoa!
0:31:53 > 0:31:57- Ugh!- Ugh!- Ugh!
0:31:57 > 0:32:00Mum, there's a Peeping Tom outside!
0:32:00 > 0:32:04Tom?! Ohh, it's Tom Jones!
0:32:04 > 0:32:09- Mother, it's not Tom Jones. - That's just my passenger.
0:32:09 > 0:32:13- He's very good-looking. - He is not coming in.
0:32:13 > 0:32:16- Soup's on! - ANNOYED SIGH
0:32:16 > 0:32:20It's lovely. Thanks, Mum.
0:32:25 > 0:32:28How long have you been Rita's boyfriend?
0:32:28 > 0:32:31- He's not my boyfriend! - BLOWS RASPBERRY
0:32:31 > 0:32:34- Are you going to make an honest woman of my daughter?- Dad!
0:32:34 > 0:32:37We were thinking of a spring wedding, weren't we, cream puff?
0:32:37 > 0:32:40I want all of you to know he's...
0:32:40 > 0:32:43- Tom Jones!- Ugh.
0:32:43 > 0:32:45So your name is Roddy, is that right?
0:32:45 > 0:32:49- Yes, that's right. Roddy St James. - What a beautiful name.
0:32:49 > 0:32:52- Hi, Roddy.- And who might you be? - They call me Shocky.
0:32:52 > 0:32:56Why do they call you that? Ow!
0:32:56 > 0:33:00Rita, where are you taking this handsome young man?
0:33:00 > 0:33:04That's why I need your maps, Dad. Because he's from, er...
0:33:04 > 0:33:06- SHE COUGHS - ..Up Top.
0:33:06 > 0:33:07HE COUGHS
0:33:09 > 0:33:12Kitchen. Now.
0:33:12 > 0:33:16Sing us a song, Tom!
0:33:16 > 0:33:18- I'm not saying it isn't risky. - But it's impossible!
0:33:18 > 0:33:22No-one's ever got past the rapids at Hyde Park.
0:33:22 > 0:33:25Dad! Dad! He's gonna pay us.
0:33:25 > 0:33:29For the last time, we don't need the money!
0:33:31 > 0:33:32SPLASH!
0:33:32 > 0:33:34A new stove might be nice(!)
0:33:34 > 0:33:38# Talkin' about the little lady... #
0:33:38 > 0:33:39Go, Tom! Go!
0:33:39 > 0:33:43Sing to my heart! You hot, young thing, you.
0:33:43 > 0:33:45# ..about that old lady... # Oh!
0:33:45 > 0:33:48# ..And the lady wears big undies... #
0:33:48 > 0:33:49Huge undies.
0:33:49 > 0:33:51Psst! Rita!
0:33:51 > 0:33:56It's OK. It's me, Liam. Quick, in the kitchen.
0:33:56 > 0:33:59I love you, Tom!
0:33:59 > 0:34:00This bloke isn't who he says he is.
0:34:00 > 0:34:04His real name's Millicent Bystander. He's an international jewel thief,
0:34:04 > 0:34:06- a super-criminal. - SHE GROANS
0:34:06 > 0:34:09Looks like he crossed the Toad and got away with it.
0:34:09 > 0:34:11He's a dangerous man, but I'm a thinker. I've got a plan.
0:34:11 > 0:34:15- # She ba-ba-ba-do-bop... # - More! More!
0:34:15 > 0:34:19- That was brilliant! - Oh, it was nothing.
0:34:19 > 0:34:22- So you're from Up Top?- Yes.
0:34:22 > 0:34:26- I've met one of your lot before. - Oh?- Used to be some old lady's pet.
0:34:26 > 0:34:29- That's nice. - Terribly lonely for him, though.
0:34:29 > 0:34:33- He had no-one to talk to. - No-one to cuddle with!
0:34:33 > 0:34:37- No-one to shocky. - That's no life, is it?
0:34:37 > 0:34:41I'd better get these dishes started.
0:34:41 > 0:34:44- Please, permit me.- Oh!
0:34:44 > 0:34:47You're such a gentleman!
0:34:47 > 0:34:51Great! So I hand Roddy over to the Toad and claim the reward.
0:34:51 > 0:34:55Then we're all sitting pretty for the rest of our lives.
0:34:55 > 0:34:58- Is that the idea? - The Toad will pay a fortune for him.
0:34:58 > 0:35:01He's a bad one anyway, so that's all right, isn't it?
0:35:01 > 0:35:05You cheeky little monkey! I won't have no son of mine acting the rat.
0:35:05 > 0:35:07We never go back on our word.
0:35:07 > 0:35:10- He's gonna steal your boat. - He won't.
0:35:10 > 0:35:12- He's stealing it.- He isn't...
0:35:12 > 0:35:14- ENGINE REVS - He stole your boat.- What?!
0:35:14 > 0:35:18He's like Robin Hood in reverse.
0:35:18 > 0:35:19Oi!
0:35:19 > 0:35:22- I thought we had a deal! - So did I!
0:35:24 > 0:35:26Ah!
0:35:26 > 0:35:30This is an emergency! Get out of the way! Emergency!
0:35:30 > 0:35:33Keep clear! I'm coming, Mr Jones, I'm coming!
0:35:33 > 0:35:36- Marry me, Mr Jones!- Roddy!
0:35:40 > 0:35:42That double-crossing little schemer.
0:35:42 > 0:35:46I don't need her. I mean, anyone can get out and sail. Look at me!
0:35:46 > 0:35:47CRASH!
0:35:47 > 0:35:50Sid, you're in for a big surprise.
0:35:50 > 0:35:52- Look out! - HE SCREAMS
0:35:52 > 0:35:54CRASH! Sorry!
0:35:54 > 0:35:56PHONE RINGS
0:35:56 > 0:35:58Sid's Tattoo and Hot Dog Parlour.
0:35:58 > 0:36:02'It's Roddy. Remember me? The butler?!'
0:36:02 > 0:36:03Roddy!
0:36:03 > 0:36:06Listen, you! If you're still there when I get back...
0:36:06 > 0:36:07- SID BELCHES - 'Back?!'
0:36:07 > 0:36:10And how are you going to do that?
0:36:10 > 0:36:11CRASH! What was that?
0:36:11 > 0:36:13'Gotta go, Rodders.'
0:36:13 > 0:36:16If I find one thing out of place... Ah!
0:36:16 > 0:36:18SPLASH!
0:36:30 > 0:36:31SINGING
0:36:35 > 0:36:38# Here's a little song I wrote
0:36:38 > 0:36:41# You might want to sing it note for note
0:36:41 > 0:36:43# Don't worry
0:36:44 > 0:36:45# Be happy
0:36:45 > 0:36:50- # Don't worry, be happy now... # - HE GROANS
0:36:53 > 0:36:55Where are they hiding?
0:36:55 > 0:36:58Think. Think.
0:36:58 > 0:37:03To find a rat, you've got to think like a rat. Tsk-tsk...
0:37:05 > 0:37:10Hey, guys. I've had a tip-off. They're heading west to Kensington.
0:37:10 > 0:37:14- Bingo!- Scrabble! Ha-ha-ha.
0:37:14 > 0:37:18- Enough games! To the ratmobiles! - BATMAN ACTION MUSIC
0:37:18 > 0:37:21OK, OK. We can fix it.
0:37:21 > 0:37:23Yes, we can. Obviously...
0:37:23 > 0:37:28Ah! Fairly major burn to the hand. Smell of burning flesh.
0:37:28 > 0:37:29Maybe I should just...
0:37:29 > 0:37:31ELECTRICITY CRACKLES Ow!
0:37:31 > 0:37:34ELECTRICITY CRACKLES Ow!
0:37:34 > 0:37:38Grr! Ah! Ow! That really hurt!
0:37:38 > 0:37:41Just start, you worthless old pile of rubbish!
0:37:41 > 0:37:44You useless, unreliable...
0:37:44 > 0:37:50..untrustworthy, double-crossing, two-faced, conniving little toerag!
0:37:50 > 0:37:55Ha! Ha! Oh! So I'M the double-crosser?
0:37:55 > 0:37:59Oh, yes, that's rich! I overheard everything.
0:37:59 > 0:38:02Yes, you and your family were going to sell me to the Toad!
0:38:02 > 0:38:08What? You dipstick! That was my stupid little brother's plan.
0:38:08 > 0:38:13- And no-one listens to him. - Ah, must have missed that part.
0:38:13 > 0:38:15How could you think I'd sell you out?
0:38:15 > 0:38:20When I make a deal, I make a deal. Your hair's on fire.
0:38:20 > 0:38:22What? Oh!
0:38:24 > 0:38:28Rita, look... I'm sorry. I was wrong.
0:38:28 > 0:38:31I think we should just put it behind us.
0:38:32 > 0:38:36OK. I suppose I can put it behind me.
0:38:36 > 0:38:40This is such an overreaction!
0:38:40 > 0:38:44Rita, you can't just leave me here on a...duck!
0:38:44 > 0:38:47Up the creek without a...
0:38:47 > 0:38:49You're getting everything you deserve.
0:38:49 > 0:38:53Sneaking around, eavesdropping on other people's conversations.
0:38:53 > 0:38:56- I was not sneaking around. - Right.
0:38:56 > 0:39:01I say, you can't really intend to just strand me like this.
0:39:01 > 0:39:03ENGINE CHUGS You're not that heartless.
0:39:03 > 0:39:06OK, maybe you are.
0:39:06 > 0:39:09If you're trying to teach me a lesson, consider it taught!
0:39:09 > 0:39:11I'm on a duck, begging!
0:39:20 > 0:39:23MUSIC PLAYS
0:39:23 > 0:39:25# Ice-cold Rita
0:39:25 > 0:39:30# Never did I meet a Girl who's half so cruel
0:39:30 > 0:39:32# I offered her a jewel
0:39:32 > 0:39:34# But she left me stuck Stranded on a duck
0:39:34 > 0:39:38# What a shoddy thing to do to Roddy Me!
0:39:38 > 0:39:41# That's Roddy St James of Kensington
0:39:41 > 0:39:43# Poor, poor Roddy
0:39:43 > 0:39:46# Flushed down his own potty
0:39:46 > 0:39:49# Rita, can't you find it in your heart
0:39:49 > 0:39:52- DEEP VOICE:- # To help him?
0:39:52 > 0:39:54# How mean can one rat be?
0:39:54 > 0:39:56# Ice-cold Rita
0:39:56 > 0:40:01ALL: # Won't you be sweeter to me? #
0:40:02 > 0:40:04Oh! Ah!
0:40:05 > 0:40:08- Am I forgiven?- No.
0:40:08 > 0:40:10I was afraid you'd sing another verse.
0:40:10 > 0:40:13I wasn't eavesdropping, I swear.
0:40:13 > 0:40:16- Oh, really?- Ah! Whoa!
0:40:16 > 0:40:19What were you doing, then, Roddy?
0:40:19 > 0:40:24Well, I was actually just watching you with your family...
0:40:24 > 0:40:28and...thinking how lucky you were.
0:40:35 > 0:40:39- SHE SIGHS - Lucky? Stuck with you?
0:40:39 > 0:40:43- So our deal's still on? - Sure it is.
0:40:43 > 0:40:44HE SPITS
0:40:46 > 0:40:48SHE SPITS
0:40:48 > 0:40:52Look, I really want to help out more around here. Just give me a job.
0:40:52 > 0:40:56Anything. Engineer, navigator. I could drive for a bit, if you like.
0:40:56 > 0:40:58Hmph.
0:40:58 > 0:41:02- Pick on someone your own size! - You heard the captain.- Get lost!
0:41:02 > 0:41:05There's no room for passengers on this boat.
0:41:05 > 0:41:06GROWLS
0:41:06 > 0:41:10Let go, you sticky little... Ah!
0:41:12 > 0:41:16- I'm the captain, and I say go left. - Would that be port or starboard?
0:41:16 > 0:41:20There they are! Go get them, lads!
0:41:20 > 0:41:23WHISKS WHIRR
0:41:24 > 0:41:27- Hee-hee! - ELECTRICITY CRACKLES
0:41:27 > 0:41:30- Rita!- Hmm.
0:41:30 > 0:41:32CACKLES
0:41:32 > 0:41:35Wait for it. Wait for it. Now!
0:41:36 > 0:41:37Ugh!
0:41:37 > 0:41:41Come and have a go if you think you're fast enough!
0:41:41 > 0:41:43HE SCREAMS
0:41:43 > 0:41:48- Hold on, Roddy! - Get that cable, lads!
0:41:48 > 0:41:51WARBLES LIKE TARZAN
0:41:51 > 0:41:55MUSIC: "Bohemian Like You" by The Dandy Warhols
0:41:55 > 0:41:58You may now kiss the bride.
0:42:00 > 0:42:03SPLASH! Er, congratulations, by the way!
0:42:03 > 0:42:04SHE GASPS
0:42:04 > 0:42:05HORNS HONK
0:42:05 > 0:42:08- Watch your starboard!- Rita!
0:42:11 > 0:42:14BLOWS RASPBERRY Rita!
0:42:14 > 0:42:17- Can we go a little faster, please? - We don't have to!
0:42:19 > 0:42:23- Go, go, purple custard!- Oh!
0:42:28 > 0:42:30- Whoa!- Ah!
0:42:32 > 0:42:35Whoa!
0:42:35 > 0:42:36End of the line, Millicent.
0:42:42 > 0:42:46- Rita, try and go right! - What?- Just trust me!
0:42:46 > 0:42:50- I hope you know what you're doing! - Whoa!
0:42:50 > 0:42:52- Now head for the rope!- OK.
0:43:00 > 0:43:01GASPS
0:43:03 > 0:43:06Oh, no!
0:43:06 > 0:43:09- Well done, Roddy! - Hooray! We did it! We did it!
0:43:11 > 0:43:13- We didn't do it. - Hee-hee-hee!
0:43:13 > 0:43:16Whoa! Get me back on the boat!
0:43:17 > 0:43:19Whoa!
0:43:19 > 0:43:23- HE GROANS Thank you.- You're welcome.
0:43:23 > 0:43:28Are you sure about this? These things are supposed to be dangerous.
0:43:28 > 0:43:30Danger is my middle name.
0:43:30 > 0:43:33- I thought it was Leslie.- Grrr!
0:43:39 > 0:43:44- Just thought I'd drop in. - Rita, do something quick! Anything!
0:43:45 > 0:43:47Hang on tight!
0:43:50 > 0:43:51ENGINE ROARS
0:43:51 > 0:43:54Whoa! HE CACKLES
0:43:56 > 0:43:58- STRING GROANS - Uh-oh!
0:43:59 > 0:44:01Any last requests?
0:44:01 > 0:44:05Yes. Could you fly quite suddenly off the boat, screaming like a girl?
0:44:05 > 0:44:07- What...? - SCREAMS LIKE A GIRL
0:44:07 > 0:44:08RITA LAUGHS
0:44:19 > 0:44:21Oh, dear.
0:44:22 > 0:44:25Whoa-ho!
0:44:25 > 0:44:28Yes!
0:44:28 > 0:44:30# Sailing
0:44:30 > 0:44:35# Takes me away to where I always... #
0:44:35 > 0:44:39Look-k-k...out-t-t!
0:44:41 > 0:44:43THEY SCREAM
0:44:44 > 0:44:46You darn foreigners!
0:44:50 > 0:44:52SPIKE GROANS
0:44:52 > 0:44:55Do you think the boss will be annoyed with us?
0:44:55 > 0:44:58- TOAD:- You incompetent cheese-eaters!
0:44:58 > 0:45:02- You let them escape?!- Ah!
0:45:02 > 0:45:06I should never have sent rodents to do an amphibian's job.
0:45:06 > 0:45:09Where is he? Why is he always late?
0:45:09 > 0:45:12- Oh. - SLURPS
0:45:12 > 0:45:16En garde! Parry! Thrust!
0:45:16 > 0:45:20- Le Frog?! - CHUCKLES
0:45:23 > 0:45:26- HUSKY FRENCH ACCENT:- Bonjour.
0:45:26 > 0:45:28You're late, Le Frog.
0:45:28 > 0:45:32Fashionably late, my annoying English cousin. I know no other way.
0:45:32 > 0:45:37Listen. Rita and her new accomplice have stolen something irreplaceable.
0:45:37 > 0:45:41It's all right, boss! We've got another one! Ah!
0:45:41 > 0:45:45A master cable of unique design and purpose.
0:45:45 > 0:45:46THUD!
0:45:46 > 0:45:49- I want it back. - Don't worry. I'll get it back.
0:45:49 > 0:45:52Once it is returned, my plan will be complete.
0:45:52 > 0:45:53HE GROANS
0:45:53 > 0:45:58To wash away, once and for all, the curse, the scourge of...
0:45:59 > 0:46:02- WHISPERS:- (..rats.)
0:46:02 > 0:46:05Forgive me, my warty English cousin,
0:46:05 > 0:46:10but this bizarre obsession with the rats, it is not good for you.
0:46:10 > 0:46:14You are becoming what we French call le fruitcake.
0:46:14 > 0:46:20Perhaps you forget that it was a rat who cast me from paradise!
0:46:20 > 0:46:23Oh, please! Not the scrapbook again!
0:46:23 > 0:46:26My memoirs.
0:46:26 > 0:46:30Volume one details the dire and tragic story of my youth.
0:46:30 > 0:46:32Oh, mon Dieu!
0:46:32 > 0:46:36Of all the pets in Buckingham Palace,
0:46:36 > 0:46:39young Prince Charles fancied me the best.
0:46:39 > 0:46:41LE FROG GROANS
0:46:41 > 0:46:45We would frolic day after sunny day in royal abandon,
0:46:45 > 0:46:49sharing that sweet and ever magical bond between boy and toad.
0:46:49 > 0:46:54- You're going to make me throw up. - We were inseparable until...
0:46:54 > 0:46:56- ..it arrived. - SQUEAKS
0:46:57 > 0:47:01That rat! While the poor boy's head was turned,
0:47:01 > 0:47:07I was cruelly plunged into a whirlpool of despair.
0:47:07 > 0:47:08HE SOBS
0:47:08 > 0:47:13I know, I know. You were flushed away down the loo, right? Bleurgh!
0:47:13 > 0:47:16Oi. Boo-hoo-hoo.
0:47:16 > 0:47:22- It is so dark, so cold, so terrible! - HE LAUGHS
0:47:22 > 0:47:26- You find my pain funny?- I find everyone's pain funny but my own.
0:47:26 > 0:47:29I'm French.
0:47:29 > 0:47:32- Just get the cable!- Henchfrogs!
0:47:32 > 0:47:37We have a mission. Let nothing stand in our way.
0:47:37 > 0:47:40We leave immediately.
0:47:40 > 0:47:43What about dinner?
0:47:45 > 0:47:48We leave...in five hours.
0:47:52 > 0:47:57# Love, love, love, love... #
0:47:57 > 0:48:00- SLURPS - Mmm!
0:48:01 > 0:48:04- This is quite tasty.- Thanks.
0:48:04 > 0:48:08Not too bad, considering I only had an apple, six raisins and rice.
0:48:08 > 0:48:09Rice?!
0:48:09 > 0:48:13# What's that urge from deep inside?
0:48:13 > 0:48:16BOTH: # The need to hurl won't be denied
0:48:16 > 0:48:21# That isn't rice That's maggots you're eating
0:48:21 > 0:48:24# Larvae, larvae, larvae... # Whee!
0:48:24 > 0:48:25SPLASH!
0:48:25 > 0:48:28That explains why it all ran to one side when I put the salt in.
0:48:28 > 0:48:30HE COUGHS
0:48:30 > 0:48:35You know... I think we did pretty well today.
0:48:35 > 0:48:39I suppose maybe I misjudged you a bit. I mean, you're not...
0:48:39 > 0:48:41Do I hear an actual compliment coming?
0:48:41 > 0:48:43Never mind.
0:48:43 > 0:48:45No, no, no, say it.
0:48:45 > 0:48:48You're not entirely the useless, whiney,
0:48:48 > 0:48:51stuck-up, pompous big girl's blouse I thought you were.
0:48:51 > 0:48:53There. Was that so hard?
0:48:53 > 0:48:57We'd better get some rest if we're going to get you home tomorrow.
0:48:57 > 0:49:00Catch!
0:49:01 > 0:49:05- Huh. - Tell me about yourself, Roddy.
0:49:05 > 0:49:08Well, there's not much to tell.
0:49:08 > 0:49:13You know everything about me, warts and all. I don't know what you do.
0:49:13 > 0:49:16I'm... I'm in a boy band.
0:49:16 > 0:49:19- What?! - Yeah. Yeah, I'm the posh one.
0:49:19 > 0:49:20SHE LAUGHS
0:49:20 > 0:49:25I'm serious. Tell me about your life Up Top. Friends, family.
0:49:25 > 0:49:26Er...
0:49:26 > 0:49:30- You do have a family, don't you? - Of course I do.
0:49:30 > 0:49:34Brothers, sisters, cousins. We're quite a clan.
0:49:34 > 0:49:35You wouldn't believe the fun we have.
0:49:35 > 0:49:40Hanging out at the movies, playing golf, going skiing.
0:49:40 > 0:49:42It's just so great!
0:49:42 > 0:49:45No wonder you want to get home.
0:49:45 > 0:49:47Yeah.
0:49:47 > 0:49:52Well, I guess tomorrow we'll both get what we want.
0:49:53 > 0:49:56- Good night.- Good night, Roddy.
0:49:58 > 0:50:00Good night.
0:50:00 > 0:50:03Good night.
0:50:03 > 0:50:04HIGH-PITCHED: Good night.
0:50:04 > 0:50:06Good night.
0:50:06 > 0:50:07DEEP VOICE: Good night.
0:50:07 > 0:50:10Good night, Roddy.
0:50:10 > 0:50:12Don't let the bedbugs bite.
0:50:12 > 0:50:13CRUNCH! Ah!
0:50:14 > 0:50:17- GIGGLES - Whee!
0:50:31 > 0:50:35- HORN BELLOWS Wah!- Wakey-wakey!
0:50:35 > 0:50:38We're getting close to Kensington. Tie down anything loose.
0:50:38 > 0:50:40It's going to be a bumpy ride.
0:50:40 > 0:50:42HE YAWNS Aye-aye, captain.
0:50:43 > 0:50:45ACCORDION PLAYS
0:50:53 > 0:50:55- Thank you.- You're welcome.
0:50:55 > 0:50:56HE SCREAMS
0:50:56 > 0:51:00- Bonjour!- Bonjour! - Bonjour!- Bonjour!- Bonjour!
0:51:00 > 0:51:04Who invited you onboard? Hop it! Hop it!
0:51:04 > 0:51:09The English little girly, she's so aggressive.
0:51:09 > 0:51:11- SHE SIGHS - Le Frog.
0:51:11 > 0:51:15I like a woman with a little fire.
0:51:15 > 0:51:17- Mwah! - SLAP!
0:51:17 > 0:51:21You're going to pay for that, my little chocolate croissant!
0:51:21 > 0:51:23But first, a word from our sponsor.
0:51:23 > 0:51:25- CLICKS FINGERS - Marcel?
0:51:25 > 0:51:28ACCORDION PLAYS
0:51:35 > 0:51:40- PHONE RINGS - 'Ah-ha.'
0:51:40 > 0:51:42I should have known.
0:51:42 > 0:51:45'Well done, Le Frog! I salute you, sir.'
0:51:45 > 0:51:46Oof!
0:51:46 > 0:51:49'Now then, Rita, hand it over.'
0:51:49 > 0:51:50Hand what over?
0:51:50 > 0:51:51HE GROANS
0:51:51 > 0:51:54'This dance of deception must end.
0:51:54 > 0:51:57'Return what you have stolen from me.
0:51:57 > 0:52:01- 'Enough dancing!' - I don't have it any more.
0:52:01 > 0:52:04- It was a fake anyway.- 'What?!
0:52:04 > 0:52:06'Oh, the ruby!'
0:52:06 > 0:52:09ROARS WITH LAUGHTER
0:52:11 > 0:52:14He's cuckoo, but family.
0:52:14 > 0:52:17- 'Oh, this is rich.' - SPLASH!
0:52:17 > 0:52:19'The ruby was a pretty thing.'
0:52:21 > 0:52:26'Stop that. But nothing when compared to the master cable.'
0:52:26 > 0:52:28The master what?
0:52:28 > 0:52:31'The cab... Turn.'
0:52:33 > 0:52:37'The cable! The one you're now wearing as a belt.'
0:52:37 > 0:52:40- If that's all he wants...- Hang on.
0:52:40 > 0:52:42What do you want it for anyway?
0:52:42 > 0:52:46'Oh, you'll see, come the World Cup Final this afternoon.'
0:52:46 > 0:52:47HE LAUGHS
0:52:47 > 0:52:50The World Cup Final? HE CHOKES
0:52:50 > 0:52:54Take a breath. Leave it to me. We'll get your cable, kill the rodents,
0:52:54 > 0:52:57then me and my team can settle down to a decent breakfast.
0:52:57 > 0:53:02- OK, men, to action! - We surrender!
0:53:02 > 0:53:06No, not that one, you idiots! The kung fu thing!
0:53:06 > 0:53:07ALL: Oh!
0:53:07 > 0:53:10MARTIAL ARTS CRIES
0:53:10 > 0:53:12(I've got a plan.)
0:53:15 > 0:53:19- Go for it. - Fly at twelve o'clock!
0:53:19 > 0:53:21Oh, bother!
0:53:24 > 0:53:26'Fools! Grab them!'
0:53:30 > 0:53:34'Le Frog! No! Get that cable!'
0:53:34 > 0:53:37- Mon Dieu! - 'You rats, this is not over yet!'
0:53:39 > 0:53:42- Roddy! The rapids! - HE GASPS
0:53:42 > 0:53:43THEY GASP
0:53:43 > 0:53:46Oh, no!
0:53:53 > 0:53:56En garde! Hee-hee.
0:53:56 > 0:54:00- Ha!- Rita? We're going over!
0:54:00 > 0:54:05- Do something! - THEY SOUND THE ALARM
0:54:12 > 0:54:15Whoa!
0:54:19 > 0:54:21Whoa!
0:54:22 > 0:54:24Gotcha!
0:54:26 > 0:54:28HE LAUGHS
0:54:28 > 0:54:32Au revoir, ma cherie!
0:54:32 > 0:54:35- Take your flippers off me! - HE LAUGHS
0:54:36 > 0:54:39I have triumphed!
0:54:39 > 0:54:43You stupid English, with your Yorkshire puddings
0:54:43 > 0:54:47and your chips and fish, you thought you could defeat Le Frog? Un...
0:54:47 > 0:54:49SHE GASPS
0:54:49 > 0:54:51THEY SCREAM
0:54:51 > 0:54:54- ..deux...- Ah!
0:54:54 > 0:54:55..trois!
0:54:55 > 0:54:59ALL SCREAM
0:54:59 > 0:55:01Nibble for your life!
0:55:06 > 0:55:08HE LAUGHS
0:55:09 > 0:55:11My belt, I think.
0:55:11 > 0:55:15- You rodents! - THEY BLOW RASPBERRY
0:55:15 > 0:55:16WATER GURGLES
0:55:16 > 0:55:18Goodbye, Jammy, me old mate.
0:55:23 > 0:55:25Whoa!
0:55:32 > 0:55:36- We're OK, we're OK. - Try opening your eyes!
0:55:36 > 0:55:38HE SCREAMS
0:55:39 > 0:55:41We're over Kensington!
0:55:41 > 0:55:46Only a terrifying 900ft drop between you and a comfortable bed.
0:55:46 > 0:55:50- Where's your house, then? - Right, now, let me see...
0:55:50 > 0:55:54Er, Inverness Gardens, Vicarage Gate, Kensington High Street. Go left!
0:55:54 > 0:55:59That's it! Now go right. Yeah. This is gonna be tricky.
0:55:59 > 0:56:03- Yeah, and everything else has been a piece of cake.- OK, here we go.
0:56:03 > 0:56:06Er, 45...
0:56:06 > 0:56:1047...49...now!
0:56:11 > 0:56:12BOTH SCREAM
0:56:12 > 0:56:14THUD! Ow!
0:56:17 > 0:56:22- Ow! - Well, I've had softer landings.
0:56:25 > 0:56:28HE CHUCKLES We did it.
0:56:28 > 0:56:34I'm home. The crew of the Jammy Dodger survives!
0:56:34 > 0:56:36Yep.
0:56:36 > 0:56:38Rita?
0:56:39 > 0:56:44Oh, of course. I'm such an idiot. The Dodger.
0:56:44 > 0:56:49Wasn't your fault, Rod. Quite an adventure, though, wasn't it?
0:56:49 > 0:56:53Rita, I am so sorry.
0:56:53 > 0:56:56But I think I might be able to cheer you up.
0:56:57 > 0:57:02Ta-dah! As promised, the Kensington jewels.
0:57:02 > 0:57:05A genuine star-cut ruby.
0:57:05 > 0:57:08It's just beautiful!
0:57:08 > 0:57:11And the best part? Unbreakable.
0:57:15 > 0:57:17I don't know what to say.
0:57:17 > 0:57:20You think it will be enough? I mean, to take care of your family?
0:57:23 > 0:57:26And maybe this could be the Jammy Dodger Mark II.
0:57:33 > 0:57:38Well...I suppose this is it.
0:57:38 > 0:57:42Thank you...f-for the lift.
0:57:42 > 0:57:44You're welcome.
0:57:46 > 0:57:48- Roddy?- Yes?
0:57:48 > 0:57:53- I don't suppose you'd have time to give me a quick tour?- Of course.
0:57:53 > 0:57:58- I'd love to meet your family. - HE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY
0:57:58 > 0:58:01Hello? TYRES SCREECH
0:58:01 > 0:58:03Hello, hello, hello? Anybody home?
0:58:03 > 0:58:06Wouldn't you know it? All out, every one of them.
0:58:06 > 0:58:08Wait! Wait, wait, wait.
0:58:09 > 0:58:10CRASH!
0:58:12 > 0:58:15- SPLAT! - What is that?
0:58:15 > 0:58:19Oh, that. That's my master bedroom.
0:58:19 > 0:58:22- It's a cage. - No! It's not, actually.
0:58:22 > 0:58:26- Then why the lock and bars? - That's my, erm...
0:58:26 > 0:58:28home security system.
0:58:30 > 0:58:33So much to see, so little time to see it in. Shall we?
0:58:33 > 0:58:39Roddy. You're all alone up here, aren't you?
0:58:42 > 0:58:44'Goal!'
0:58:44 > 0:58:46- Who's that?- Erm...
0:58:46 > 0:58:48that would be... my brother!
0:58:48 > 0:58:51- SID LAUGHS - What a game! I can't believe it!
0:58:51 > 0:58:55He shoots! He scores! Back of the net! Group hug.
0:58:55 > 0:58:56HE GASPS
0:58:56 > 0:59:01- Oh, hello. - Rita, this is...Rupert!- What?!
0:59:01 > 0:59:06This is Rita. She's been so looking forward to meeting my brother.
0:59:06 > 0:59:10- Oh...- Obviously, there's not a huge family resemblance.
0:59:10 > 0:59:12I rather got the brains and, er...
0:59:12 > 0:59:16well, actually, I got the looks too, but we're very close, aren't we?
0:59:16 > 0:59:21How time flies when you're having fun! Still, on with the tour.
0:59:21 > 0:59:24- Hello, Sid.- Hello, Rita.
0:59:24 > 0:59:27- How's your dad? - Better, yeah. Thanks for asking.
0:59:27 > 0:59:30- Rupert?! - HE LAUGHS
0:59:30 > 0:59:33What was that all about? Come here, you poor little thing.
0:59:33 > 0:59:37Look at his little face. Have you ever seen anything so pathetic?
0:59:37 > 0:59:39- Brothers?! - HE LAUGHS
0:59:39 > 0:59:42All Mr Lonely has got is a couple of dolls
0:59:42 > 0:59:46and a little wheel to run around in his cage.
0:59:46 > 0:59:49Oh, this is too sweet!
0:59:49 > 0:59:52What a lo-ser!
0:59:54 > 0:59:58Oh, it's OK, Roddy.
1:00:00 > 1:00:03OK?! Look at this place, Rita.
1:00:03 > 1:00:06Look at my home. It's a palace!
1:00:06 > 1:00:09I can do whatever I want, whenever I want to.
1:00:09 > 1:00:13I'd say that's a little more than OK, wouldn't you?
1:00:13 > 1:00:16What do I need a family for? What do I need friends for?
1:00:16 > 1:00:20I'm sorry, but if you have everything you need, then...
1:00:20 > 1:00:22I really have to get going.
1:00:22 > 1:00:25I have a serious infestation to deal with.
1:00:26 > 1:00:30I'll say goodbye, then...
1:00:30 > 1:00:34Roddy St James...of Kensington.
1:00:49 > 1:00:51TOILET FLUSHES
1:00:56 > 1:00:59HE SIGHS
1:01:00 > 1:01:03SINGING
1:01:06 > 1:01:08# Lonely
1:01:08 > 1:01:11# I'm Mr Lonely
1:01:11 > 1:01:14# I have nobody
1:01:14 > 1:01:17# For my own... #
1:01:17 > 1:01:19SINGING STOPS
1:01:21 > 1:01:25'Only ten minutes left till half-time. What an amazing match...'
1:01:25 > 1:01:27Come on, England! Fantastic!
1:01:27 > 1:01:32'A rare attack here by Germany, but it comes to very little.'
1:01:32 > 1:01:37Come here, bro! Rupert's missing his Rodsy-Wodsy. Ha-ha-ha!
1:01:37 > 1:01:40Here, have a cheese puff.
1:01:42 > 1:01:45Have another. Here you go. No?!
1:01:45 > 1:01:47D'uh. You're supposed to eat them.
1:01:47 > 1:01:50- Move...over.- What?
1:01:50 > 1:01:52HE SHOUTS Move over!
1:01:53 > 1:01:55I'll take some of that.
1:01:55 > 1:01:56HE GLUGS
1:01:56 > 1:02:01Word of advice, mate. Take it easy with the drink, seriously,
1:02:01 > 1:02:04or you'll never make it to half-time.
1:02:04 > 1:02:05HE COUGHS
1:02:05 > 1:02:09- What did you say?- The bathroom. I'm waiting till half-time.
1:02:09 > 1:02:12I don't want to miss any of the game.
1:02:12 > 1:02:15Half-time. He's waiting till half-time!
1:02:15 > 1:02:18Those floodgates won't hold forever!
1:02:18 > 1:02:21- SHE GROANS - No! Not the master cable!
1:02:21 > 1:02:24What do you want it for, anyway?
1:02:24 > 1:02:28Oh, you'll see, come the World Cup Final this afternoon.
1:02:28 > 1:02:30LAUGHS EVILLY
1:02:30 > 1:02:33Half...time.
1:02:33 > 1:02:37Half...time.
1:02:37 > 1:02:41Of course! That's the Toad's plan! That's why he needs the cable!
1:02:41 > 1:02:46When everyone goes to the toilet, the city will be flushed away! Come on!
1:02:46 > 1:02:48What about the game?!
1:02:48 > 1:02:52'And what a game it is! Oh, a nasty fall there for Ray Bowers.'
1:02:52 > 1:02:56- Can you see all right, Fergus? - Yes, thanks, Mum.
1:02:56 > 1:03:00Where's your helmets? Which one's the quarterback? Pick up the ball!
1:03:00 > 1:03:04These Brits don't know the first thing about football!
1:03:04 > 1:03:09Enjoy your last moments, you egregious vermin.
1:03:09 > 1:03:11I've got Rita, boss! I've got Rita!
1:03:11 > 1:03:16- Get off me, you lab reject! - Ha! You missed!
1:03:17 > 1:03:20- CRASH! - Ow.
1:03:20 > 1:03:24Ah, Rita. It's so good of you to return the cable.
1:03:24 > 1:03:28- Bonjour.- Hey!
1:03:29 > 1:03:33At last! It's mine!
1:03:33 > 1:03:36HE LAUGHS EVILLY
1:03:38 > 1:03:42- Just take it. - HE GROWLS
1:03:44 > 1:03:47- Let there be light! - ELECTRICITY CRACKLES
1:03:47 > 1:03:49HE LAUGHS EVILLY
1:03:53 > 1:03:57Please don't flush me, Roddy! I can't survive down there!
1:03:57 > 1:03:59- I've gone soft! - SLAP!
1:03:59 > 1:04:02Sid, I want you to flush me. I'm going back.
1:04:02 > 1:04:07- Back?!- Rita's in terrible danger. Everyone's in terrible danger!
1:04:07 > 1:04:12- You like it here, don't you?- Oh, yes, Roddy. I like it here very much.
1:04:12 > 1:04:15And if I leave you, will you be good to Tabitha, the little girl?
1:04:15 > 1:04:19I'll be as good as gold to her. And I will be the best pet ever!
1:04:19 > 1:04:22- Then the place is all yours. - Sweet!
1:04:22 > 1:04:26Let's get the bubbles going. I've got a big job to do down there.
1:04:26 > 1:04:29- Right away, sir! - So long, Sid.
1:04:29 > 1:04:34So long, Rodnick St Something of Someplace.
1:04:34 > 1:04:36Geronimo!
1:04:38 > 1:04:42And, lo, a chosen one shall come down from above,
1:04:42 > 1:04:45and he shall be our saviour from the Great Flood!
1:04:45 > 1:04:49SPLASH! I'm terribly sorry.
1:04:49 > 1:04:52- 'Just two minutes left till half-time! Incredible!'- Rita!
1:04:52 > 1:04:55- 'It's a fantasy start for England.' - Rita!
1:04:55 > 1:05:00- 'England leads Germany by three goals to one.'- Rita!
1:05:00 > 1:05:04- The grand opening. - HE LAUGHS
1:05:11 > 1:05:13'And the referee again brings play to a halt.'
1:05:13 > 1:05:14HE GASPS
1:05:14 > 1:05:16Rita!
1:05:16 > 1:05:17Fans for the fans!
1:05:17 > 1:05:21Pied Piper lures thousands to their death! Read all about it!
1:05:21 > 1:05:23Balloons! Balloons!
1:05:30 > 1:05:32Rita!
1:05:32 > 1:05:35SHE GASPS
1:05:35 > 1:05:37- Rita!- Roddy!
1:05:37 > 1:05:41I'm sorry. I've been such a fool. You were right about me and everything.
1:05:41 > 1:05:45I should have admitted it, but I was afraid you wouldn't like me any more.
1:05:45 > 1:05:50- Do you think we can talk about this after you've rescued me?- Of course.
1:05:50 > 1:05:54When everyone Up Top goes to the toilet, it'll flush away the city.
1:05:54 > 1:05:57- I know. And my family are all down there.- We've got to warn everyone.
1:05:57 > 1:05:59Stop them!
1:06:00 > 1:06:03SPLASH!
1:06:03 > 1:06:06LAUGHS EVILLY
1:06:06 > 1:06:08HISSING Oh, dear!
1:06:08 > 1:06:13BOTH: Whoa! Ugh!
1:06:13 > 1:06:16Phwoar! Whitey!
1:06:16 > 1:06:19I saw an opportunity and I seized it.
1:06:20 > 1:06:25So you thought you could make a fool of the Toad, eh?
1:06:25 > 1:06:27HE WHIMPERS
1:06:27 > 1:06:29You don't need us for that.
1:06:29 > 1:06:32You think you're so clever, don't you?
1:06:32 > 1:06:34Well, I'll be the one laughing
1:06:34 > 1:06:38when every last revolting rat is flushed away!
1:06:38 > 1:06:42For I shall repopulate the city...
1:06:42 > 1:06:46- with these! - HE LAUGHS
1:06:47 > 1:06:49- Eugh!- Nasty.
1:06:49 > 1:06:53- Is this the Glorious Amphibian Dawn, Dad?- Anything for you.
1:06:53 > 1:06:56- Can I have a pony?- No. - A puppy?- We'll talk about it.
1:06:56 > 1:06:58- Can we talk about it now?- No.
1:06:58 > 1:07:00ALL: Can I have a puppy?
1:07:00 > 1:07:03You can't all have puppies! Please! Daddy's working!
1:07:03 > 1:07:09- We need to get downstairs and pull out that cable.- How? It's impossible.
1:07:09 > 1:07:12England is winning. Anything's possible.
1:07:12 > 1:07:14Help!
1:07:14 > 1:07:17Waah! Turn it off, Whitey!
1:07:17 > 1:07:18Huh?!
1:07:18 > 1:07:21- Come on! - They're getting away!
1:07:22 > 1:07:24Ah! Oh. Hi, boss.
1:07:24 > 1:07:28Whitey! They're biting my bottom! Help!
1:07:28 > 1:07:31- I'm coming, Spike! - FEET SQUEAK
1:07:31 > 1:07:33You fools! Grab them!
1:07:33 > 1:07:38Top floor - lingerie, housewares and certain doom!
1:07:48 > 1:07:49LAUGHS NERVOUSLY
1:07:49 > 1:07:54Do I have to do everything myself?!
1:07:58 > 1:08:01WHISTLE BLOWS
1:08:01 > 1:08:05'There goes the half-time whistle. We'll be back in a few minutes.'
1:08:05 > 1:08:09You're too late to do anything! You and your kind are finished!
1:08:09 > 1:08:14Oh, yeah? Well, come and get us then, you warty windbag.
1:08:15 > 1:08:18HE SCREAMS
1:08:18 > 1:08:21- TOILET FLUSHES - Oh, no!
1:08:27 > 1:08:31ALL SCREAM
1:08:32 > 1:08:34TOAD GROWLS
1:08:35 > 1:08:38The gate! Back this way! Come on!
1:08:39 > 1:08:43- Rita!- If I'm going, you're both coming with me!
1:08:43 > 1:08:44Just go!
1:08:50 > 1:08:51That's it!
1:08:52 > 1:08:55- Roddy!- Stop moving!
1:08:55 > 1:08:58Come and get me, you big, slimy airbag!
1:08:59 > 1:09:03- Roddy, look out!- Yes!
1:09:14 > 1:09:16- MUFFLED:- Le Frog!
1:09:16 > 1:09:17Oh-h!
1:09:20 > 1:09:23- Let's finish this.- Let me go!
1:09:23 > 1:09:25Goodbye, rat!
1:09:25 > 1:09:27SHE SCREAMS Rita!
1:09:27 > 1:09:30Hmm?!
1:09:34 > 1:09:37- Feeling a little tongue-tied? - Impossible!
1:09:37 > 1:09:41- Toodle-oo.- No-o-o-o!
1:09:41 > 1:09:43THEY SCREAM
1:09:48 > 1:09:50Wave! Wave!
1:09:50 > 1:09:52CROWD: Eng-er-land!
1:09:52 > 1:09:53No, giant wave!
1:09:53 > 1:09:54ALL SCREAM
1:09:54 > 1:09:57BLOWS WHISTLE
1:09:57 > 1:10:00Please work! Please work! Please work!
1:10:03 > 1:10:06THEY SCREAM
1:10:07 > 1:10:10ICE CREAKS
1:10:17 > 1:10:21CHEERING
1:10:21 > 1:10:23- EXCITED:- High-five!
1:10:23 > 1:10:25- DISAPPOINTED:- Oh, yeah.
1:10:25 > 1:10:27FRUSTRATED GROAN
1:10:27 > 1:10:32- Look! It's Roddy and Rita! - Good on you, girl!
1:10:32 > 1:10:37- Hooray for Millicent Bystander! - Millicent! Millicent!
1:10:37 > 1:10:40CROWD CHANTS: Millicent!
1:10:40 > 1:10:42You're a hero, Roddy.
1:10:42 > 1:10:45Hmph. Big deal.
1:10:45 > 1:10:47BOING!
1:10:47 > 1:10:51You wretched vermin! I'll make you pay for this!
1:10:51 > 1:10:56Give it a rest, cousin. And get your kids a puppy.
1:10:56 > 1:10:58THEY GIGGLE
1:10:58 > 1:11:00Rita...
1:11:00 > 1:11:07I was wondering, if you do build a Jammy Dodger Mark II, you...
1:11:07 > 1:11:10you wouldn't happen to need a first mate, would you?
1:11:15 > 1:11:17# Left a good job in the city
1:11:17 > 1:11:19# Down in the city
1:11:20 > 1:11:25# Working for the man every night and day, yeah
1:11:25 > 1:11:26# Rolling
1:11:26 > 1:11:29# Rolling on the river
1:11:29 > 1:11:31# Rolling on the river
1:11:31 > 1:11:33ALL: # ..the river... #
1:11:34 > 1:11:35OK!
1:11:40 > 1:11:45Hello, Tom! Give us a squeeze!
1:11:46 > 1:11:49CROWD CHEERS All right, chaps.
1:11:49 > 1:11:52# Big wheel keep on turning
1:11:52 > 1:11:56# Proud Mary keep on burning
1:11:56 > 1:11:58# Rolling, rolling
1:11:58 > 1:12:00# Rolling on the river
1:12:00 > 1:12:03# The river, do-do-do-do
1:12:03 > 1:12:06# Do-do-do-do-do-do
1:12:06 > 1:12:09# Do-do-do-do-do-do All right... #
1:12:13 > 1:12:14Mwah!
1:12:14 > 1:12:16I love a happy ending.
1:12:16 > 1:12:21You've gone soft! I like unhappy endings, with violence. Wa-ah!
1:12:21 > 1:12:23GROANS AND SCREAMS
1:12:23 > 1:12:27Are you happy now, Spike?
1:12:32 > 1:12:35- Shall we?- Go for it.
1:12:35 > 1:12:37# Big wheel keep on turning
1:12:37 > 1:12:40# Proud Mary keep on burning
1:12:40 > 1:12:43# And we're rolling, rolling
1:12:43 > 1:12:45# Rolling on the river... #
1:12:45 > 1:12:47Wah-hoo!
1:12:50 > 1:12:55# River Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do... #
1:12:55 > 1:12:58- Where are we going? - I have no idea.
1:12:58 > 1:13:01But we're gonna get there really fast!
1:13:01 > 1:13:03I'm coming, Mr Jones! I'm coming!
1:13:03 > 1:13:05# Rolling on the river
1:13:07 > 1:13:09# Yeah!
1:13:09 > 1:13:10# All right
1:13:10 > 1:13:12# Uh-huh! #
1:13:16 > 1:13:19- HE SIGHS - This is the life, eh?
1:13:19 > 1:13:21- Roddy, I'm home! - HE GASPS
1:13:21 > 1:13:24- And I've brought you a new friend! - MIAOWS
1:13:24 > 1:13:24HE SCREAMS
1:13:24 > 1:13:28- TOM JONES SINGS: - # What's new, pussycat? Whoa, whoa
1:13:28 > 1:13:33# What's new, pussycat? Whoa, whoa-a
1:13:35 > 1:13:39# Pussycat, pussycat I've got flowers
1:13:39 > 1:13:43# And lots of hours to spend with you
1:13:43 > 1:13:46# So go and powder your cute little pussycat nose...
1:13:48 > 1:13:52# Pussycat, pussycat, I love you
1:13:52 > 1:13:55# Yes, I do
1:13:55 > 1:13:58# You and your pussycat nose
1:13:59 > 1:14:01# What's new, pussycat?
1:14:01 > 1:14:03# Whoa, whoa
1:14:03 > 1:14:05# What's new, pussycat?
1:14:05 > 1:14:07# Whoa, whoa...
1:14:10 > 1:14:14# Pussycat, pussycat You're so thrilling
1:14:14 > 1:14:18# And I'm so willing to care for you
1:14:18 > 1:14:23# So go and make up your big little pussycat eyes
1:14:24 > 1:14:27# Pussycat, pussycat, I love you
1:14:27 > 1:14:30# Yes, I do... #
1:14:30 > 1:14:31SCREAMS
1:14:31 > 1:14:34# ..You and your pussycat eyes
1:14:35 > 1:14:37# What's new, pussycat?
1:14:37 > 1:14:39# Whoa, whoa
1:14:39 > 1:14:40# What's new, pussycat?
1:14:40 > 1:14:44# Whoa, whoa
1:14:46 > 1:14:50# Pussycat, pussycat You're delicious
1:14:50 > 1:14:53# And if my wishes can all come true
1:14:53 > 1:14:58# I'll soon be kissing your sweet little pussycat lips
1:14:59 > 1:15:03# Pussycat, pussycat, I love you
1:15:03 > 1:15:05# Yes, I do
1:15:06 > 1:15:09# You and your pussycat lips
1:15:10 > 1:15:13# You and your pussycat eyes
1:15:14 > 1:15:21# You and your pussycat nose... #
1:15:23 > 1:15:25# Yeah! Yeah, yeah, yeah!
1:15:26 > 1:15:27# Mmm-hmm-hmm-hmm
1:15:27 > 1:15:30# It's a wonderful night You gotta take it from me
1:15:30 > 1:15:32# It's a wonderful night
1:15:32 > 1:15:33# Come on and break it on down
1:15:33 > 1:15:36# It's a wonderful night You gotta shake it for me
1:15:36 > 1:15:38# It's a wonderful night
1:15:38 > 1:15:39# Come on and break it on down
1:15:39 > 1:15:42# It's a wonderful night Everybody can see
1:15:42 > 1:15:43# It's a wonderful night
1:15:43 > 1:15:45# Come on and break it on down
1:15:45 > 1:15:48# It's a wonderful night Go ahead and release
1:15:48 > 1:15:49# It's a wonderful night
1:15:49 > 1:15:51# Come on and break it on down
1:15:51 > 1:15:53# You know the music search engine need a tune-up
1:15:53 > 1:15:56# Soon as they at the gate they all wanna hear the corner, uh-huh
1:15:56 > 1:15:59# Feel the connectedness Energy disprojected
1:15:59 > 1:16:02# The way the whole collected consciousness arises like helium up!
1:16:02 > 1:16:05# Groovin' outta the question Won't disrespect 'em but...
1:16:05 > 1:16:08# But style's... pouch like Dave Beckham, c'mon!
1:16:08 > 1:16:11# It's a wonderful night You gotta take it from me
1:16:11 > 1:16:12# It's a wonderful night... #