0:00:11 > 0:00:13Destination, monsieur?
0:00:13 > 0:00:16Monte Carlo.
0:02:49 > 0:02:52Uh... Rue...
0:02:52 > 0:02:57Uh... Boiserie a Rue Du Bec...
0:02:57 > 0:03:02- Uh...droit - Place De Ay-een... - Give it to me in English!
0:03:02 > 0:03:04Sure! We're lost.
0:03:04 > 0:03:09- Thanks. ..Hey! Herbie! - What's he doing?
0:03:10 > 0:03:13He's getting us unlost.
0:03:17 > 0:03:23Hi, there! Say, we're looking for the Trans France Race Exposition.
0:03:23 > 0:03:27Straight ahead on your right. That'll be some race!
0:03:27 > 0:03:32- You're looking at the winner right here.- This car?!
0:03:37 > 0:03:39- He didn't.- He did.
0:03:59 > 0:04:01All of this for the museum payroll?
0:04:01 > 0:04:06The most magnificent diamond in the world - L'Etoile De Joie!
0:04:06 > 0:04:09Could we have a little peek?
0:04:09 > 0:04:14On this very afternoon, at one o'clock precisely,
0:04:14 > 0:04:19you and all of Paris will be able to take the peek!
0:04:31 > 0:04:36Fresh from triumph in the European racing circuit - Bruno Von Stickle,
0:04:36 > 0:04:40who'll be driving his Laser 9-17 GT coupe.
0:04:40 > 0:04:47Here we have a magnificent Pente A. I see the American entry is just arriving - Mr Jim Douglas!
0:04:47 > 0:04:50LAUGHTER
0:04:50 > 0:04:55Mr Douglas will be driving a-a-a...
0:04:59 > 0:05:04Mr Douglas will be driving a most unusual entry.
0:05:04 > 0:05:08Something funny must have happened.
0:05:08 > 0:05:10Uh-huh - us.
0:05:10 > 0:05:17How about giving Jim Douglas and his partner Wheely Applegate a nice warm welcome!
0:05:17 > 0:05:19CHEERING
0:05:19 > 0:05:25This little car is the toast of America. When was your last win?
0:05:26 > 0:05:28Er...12 years ago.
0:05:28 > 0:05:34- That was only because that was our last race.- Yeah.
0:05:36 > 0:05:41This race, we're staging a comeback here so it's very important to us.
0:05:41 > 0:05:46I-I mean, we won't be coming back very far unless we qualify.
0:05:46 > 0:05:48Qualify?! Are you kidding?
0:05:48 > 0:05:53Don't let his modesty or this car coming out of retirement fool you.
0:05:53 > 0:05:57There isn't a finer-tuned, cleaner engine anywhere.
0:05:57 > 0:06:00It should be easy to keep clean.
0:06:00 > 0:06:07All you have to do is drop it in the washing machine along with your socks.
0:06:07 > 0:06:13Appreciate the humour. Don't worry about this washing machine...car.
0:06:14 > 0:06:16It's a real jewel!
0:06:20 > 0:06:26But Monsieur Ribeaux, isn't it too much responsibility for one man?
0:06:26 > 0:06:33One man?! One man AND the finest security system that can be devised.
0:06:33 > 0:06:35All in the computer.
0:06:35 > 0:06:40This alone would keep the diamond safe from the grasp of a thief.
0:06:40 > 0:06:43Monsieur...one need only reach in...
0:06:43 > 0:06:47ALARM BELLS RING
0:06:49 > 0:06:53ALARM STOPS
0:06:55 > 0:06:59The pillow is sensitive to the heat of the hand.
0:06:59 > 0:07:02I'm sorry, monsieur.
0:07:26 > 0:07:28What does that do, monsieur?
0:07:28 > 0:07:33I'm engaging a system of electric beams that surrounds the pedestal.
0:07:33 > 0:07:38One last precaution, gentlemen. Please step out of the room.
0:07:50 > 0:07:53Now the entire floor is a trap.
0:07:53 > 0:07:58The ashes from a cigar would activate the alarm.
0:08:23 > 0:08:27Right on schedule. Only ten steps to 6 million.
0:08:27 > 0:08:32But one step to Devil's Island if anything touches that floor.
0:08:41 > 0:08:46Monsieur Ribeaux, you forgot to give me the computer and the numbers.
0:08:46 > 0:08:51I did not forget. They were put in my trust and will remain with me.
0:08:51 > 0:08:56One does not part with the only copy in existence.
0:08:58 > 0:09:00Patience, Quincey.
0:09:00 > 0:09:04This notebook is our passport to the future.
0:09:04 > 0:09:08Thanks. I'd sooner put my trust in this rope.
0:09:18 > 0:09:23The man has it all worked out for us. We must use it.
0:09:34 > 0:09:39- You had to bring the whole kit(!) - Just checking for the radar beam.
0:09:39 > 0:09:44It's there. ..Now it isn't.
0:09:54 > 0:09:56- Some chunk of rock, eh?- Yes.
0:09:56 > 0:10:02One could live and never set eyes on such a rock, let alone touch it.
0:10:02 > 0:10:04..Patience, Quincey.
0:10:04 > 0:10:08The pillow's the trap. One more set of numbers.
0:10:11 > 0:10:17Why can't a man write an "O" that looks like an "O"? Or is it a "9"?
0:10:17 > 0:10:20Can't take a chance.
0:10:20 > 0:10:26I trust nobody. I come prepared. The old ways are still the best ways.
0:10:26 > 0:10:29Six minutes till the guard checks.
0:10:29 > 0:10:31Get on with it.
0:10:47 > 0:10:50LOUD BEEP
0:10:50 > 0:10:53BEEP STOPS
0:10:53 > 0:10:57..Aren't you ever going to get that thing fixed?
0:10:58 > 0:11:01- Oh, I'm sorry. - I'm sorry.
0:11:03 > 0:11:07- Excuse me.- Oh.- Oh, I just, er...
0:11:07 > 0:11:08Jim.
0:11:19 > 0:11:21A word to the wise.
0:11:21 > 0:11:24Jim, Paris may be the land of love,
0:11:24 > 0:11:29but it can also be the land of heartbreak.
0:11:29 > 0:11:33I'll tell you what, I'll make a deal with you.
0:11:33 > 0:11:38- I'm willing to resist the girls if you are.- That's some sacrifice!
0:11:38 > 0:11:43- I know, but I'm willing to make it. - You're made of strong stuff, Wheely.
0:11:54 > 0:11:56P-Patience, Quincey.
0:11:56 > 0:12:01You tell that to the guard. He'll be here in two minutes.
0:12:01 > 0:12:04Give me that!
0:12:08 > 0:12:16We're coming into this right-hand sweeper, dropped him into third and jumped on it. Took three cars.
0:12:16 > 0:12:19Back into fourth and we were flying.
0:12:19 > 0:12:22"Taching" seven or eight thousand.
0:12:22 > 0:12:28We blew off the lead car 100 yards from the finish line and won. How about that?
0:12:34 > 0:12:40- Je ne comprends pas l'anglais. - I didn't understand that.
0:12:40 > 0:12:46- It's OK. He didn't understand you either. - I- didn't even understand you.
0:12:47 > 0:12:51No more time. The guard's practically in the door.
0:12:51 > 0:12:57- You want that stone, don't you?- Yes. ..There's only one way to get it.
0:12:57 > 0:13:01ALARM BELLS RING
0:13:15 > 0:13:18It's not possible!
0:13:27 > 0:13:29SIRENS APPROACH
0:13:29 > 0:13:34'Attention! Un vol a ete perpetre au musee.
0:13:34 > 0:13:38'Personne n'est permet de quitter les lieux.
0:13:38 > 0:13:41'Chaque personne sera cherche.'
0:13:45 > 0:13:51Attention, everyone! Attention! Nobody is to leave the area.
0:13:51 > 0:13:55We still have to qualify! Come on!
0:13:55 > 0:13:57..What's the trouble?
0:13:57 > 0:14:00I don't know!
0:14:00 > 0:14:04Ladies and gentlemen, there has been a theft at the museum.
0:14:04 > 0:14:09Everyone will be searched before leaving the area.
0:14:09 > 0:14:14< I repeat, nobody is to leave the area until he has been searched.
0:14:14 > 0:14:18No point in us both getting caught.
0:14:23 > 0:14:27No point in EITHER of us getting caught.
0:14:32 > 0:14:38< I repeat, nobody is to leave the area!
0:14:41 > 0:14:46I repeat, nobody is to leave the area until he has been searched.
0:15:01 > 0:15:03We'll never see it again!
0:15:03 > 0:15:09That little car? It'll be in a show on the Champs Elysees at 4.30pm.
0:15:14 > 0:15:21Yes, yes, yes. But are you sure that all the security precautions had been taken?
0:15:21 > 0:15:26I've searched my memory. Could I have forgotten something?
0:15:26 > 0:15:30Inspector! Residue from a footprint.
0:15:30 > 0:15:35I hear you calling out, "Fontenoy, remember no clue is too small."
0:15:35 > 0:15:40Did you also hear me say, "Take it to the lab and get it analysed"?
0:15:40 > 0:15:43Yes, sir and I'm doing just that.
0:15:52 > 0:15:57No. I couldn't have forgotten anything.
0:15:57 > 0:16:02I am as sure the security was on yesterday as I'm sure it's off today.
0:16:02 > 0:16:06ALARM BELLS RING
0:16:06 > 0:16:08Fontenoy!
0:16:09 > 0:16:15'Attention, please, the qualifying rounds will begin in eight minutes.
0:16:15 > 0:16:19'Attention, attention, tous les pilots...'
0:16:19 > 0:16:24REVVING ENGINES DROWN OUT TANNOY
0:16:24 > 0:16:27Douglas and Applegate.
0:16:27 > 0:16:32Oh, yes, Monsieur Douglas. You're in the heat after this one.
0:16:32 > 0:16:34- ..Good luck.- Thank you.
0:16:34 > 0:16:40That's my heat. You'll need more than luck. You'll need wings.
0:16:40 > 0:16:45Oh, yeah? Well, you may just be in for a little surprise.
0:16:45 > 0:16:51I can see your YOUR surprise. It is very little.
0:16:58 > 0:17:04'Attention, les pilots. Roulez vos voitures sur la piste.'
0:17:06 > 0:17:12Look for an even bigger surprise when the race starts.
0:17:12 > 0:17:19'There will be qualifying today and tomorrow, with the top 16 times running in the Trans France Race.'
0:17:53 > 0:17:56You are not in this heat! Come back!
0:17:58 > 0:18:01Say, Herbie, where are you going?
0:18:29 > 0:18:32BRAKES SCREECH
0:18:37 > 0:18:41- You could get us disqualified. - And killed!
0:18:41 > 0:18:44HORN PEEPS
0:18:53 > 0:18:56- What?- What was that?- I don't know.
0:19:01 > 0:19:05- WALTZ MUSIC PLAYS - Forget the music!
0:19:08 > 0:19:13MUSIC CONTINUES
0:19:13 > 0:19:15He's out of his mind.
0:19:15 > 0:19:20He's out if his mind, all right... over that luscious little Lancia.
0:19:28 > 0:19:31What is...?
0:19:33 > 0:19:37I tell you, Paris and women have got him.
0:19:37 > 0:19:42I'll have to warn him the same way I did you. Like father, like car.
0:19:42 > 0:19:45..What are you doing?!
0:20:35 > 0:20:40- Now, wait a minute, buddy... - What do you mean "buddy"?
0:20:40 > 0:20:45- Uh...Miss Buddy.- You...! You...! - Jim Douglas and I'm very sorry...
0:20:45 > 0:20:52You think because I'm a woman driver you can get away with anything you please.
0:20:52 > 0:20:57I'm not a pigeon for your fun and games. I've had it with you clowns!
0:20:57 > 0:21:01- I'm not the clown. It was Herbie. - Oh, yes, blame your dizzy mechanic.
0:21:01 > 0:21:04No, it's...
0:21:05 > 0:21:09Herbie's the car, and he's kinda like a person.
0:21:09 > 0:21:14- I know that sounds funny... - Crazy is more like it.
0:21:15 > 0:21:19- Well? What were you doing? - It's hard to explain...
0:21:19 > 0:21:22He doesn't want a woman in the race.
0:21:22 > 0:21:26Miss Darcy, you can try to qualify again. We're sorry.
0:21:26 > 0:21:32You're sorry, he's sorry, everyone's sorry, but I didn't qualify.
0:21:32 > 0:21:38If you wish to qualify, Mr Douglas, you have exactly...ten minutes.
0:21:38 > 0:21:44You hear that, Herbie? Forget that powder puff. Get your mind on racing.
0:21:44 > 0:21:47You'd better believe it!
0:21:47 > 0:21:49Gilbert!
0:21:49 > 0:21:53We're going to cook that chicken European-style.
0:21:53 > 0:21:58When he sticks out his neck... we will chop it off.
0:21:58 > 0:22:02Uh-huh. Oui, oui. Jawohl, jawohl.
0:22:02 > 0:22:05We'll see whose neck gets chopped off.
0:22:06 > 0:22:08Right, Herbie?
0:22:08 > 0:22:14TANNOY MAKES ANNOUNCEMENT IN FRENCH
0:22:14 > 0:22:17ENGINES REV
0:22:42 > 0:22:49Close your mouth, turkey. You're going to get our tyre marks right across your teeth!
0:22:56 > 0:22:58Where did they go?
0:22:58 > 0:23:02I got snookered. I'm rustier than I thought.
0:23:06 > 0:23:11- RADIO: # Ding-dong, ding-dong... # - Herbie, what're you doing?- It's her.
0:23:14 > 0:23:17Oh, no.
0:23:28 > 0:23:33Well, it took a crowd to do it, but at least we lost the Lancia.
0:23:35 > 0:23:40Yeah, not to mention the first qualifying round.
0:23:49 > 0:23:54- Did you get hold of Double X? - He wasn't very happy.- Who is?
0:23:54 > 0:23:58- Where is that stupid car? - Patience. ..Excuse me.
0:23:58 > 0:24:03- I don't seem to see the little Volkswagen.- Ah, the Douglas car.
0:24:03 > 0:24:08It will be here. Patience, my friend, patience.
0:24:08 > 0:24:11If one more person says patience...
0:24:11 > 0:24:18If we don't turn up with that diamond, Double X is going to mark the spot where we're buried.
0:24:18 > 0:24:22..Here, don't dig our graves just yet.
0:24:32 > 0:24:35Come on. Let's grab it.
0:24:35 > 0:24:40- Don't tell me patience!- In front of 100 witnesses? We need a plan.
0:24:40 > 0:24:43< Attention, everyone.
0:24:43 > 0:24:50We'd like to show you a film of the route the racing cars will take when they leave Paris.
0:24:50 > 0:24:54< Will someone catch the lights?
0:24:54 > 0:24:58I think the gentleman just gave us a plan.
0:25:12 > 0:25:20< These machines will be among those testing the gruelling route through Paris, twisting through the Alps...
0:25:20 > 0:25:23Back up slowly...
0:25:23 > 0:25:25as if nothing was the matter.
0:25:25 > 0:25:31< The cars will speed up as they race along the French countryside.
0:25:31 > 0:25:34LOUD BEEP
0:25:35 > 0:25:38BEEP STOPS
0:25:38 > 0:25:42< ..As we approach the famous French Alps.
0:25:42 > 0:25:45The car's not here, Max.
0:25:47 > 0:25:52- Perhaps we're backing in the wrong direction.- Just keep backing up.
0:25:54 > 0:25:59And for someone, victory is just a step away.
0:26:06 > 0:26:11- Herbie! - You mean NO Herbie.- ..Excuse me.
0:26:42 > 0:26:46HORN PEEPS
0:26:47 > 0:26:52Meme, n'attend pas la(!) HE PEEPS
0:26:52 > 0:26:55Alors, vous pouvez pas faire un tank!
0:26:57 > 0:27:00Allez, traverse!
0:27:02 > 0:27:05Faites attention!
0:27:05 > 0:27:08HE PEEPS Mais...! Enfin! Elle est folle!
0:27:14 > 0:27:17PEEP! PEEP!
0:27:46 > 0:27:48Garcon! >
0:27:48 > 0:27:54GARCON! Servez-vous votre meilleur vin rouge?
0:28:26 > 0:28:28Garcon?
0:28:28 > 0:28:33Excusez-moi de vous reveiller, mais je vous ai demande quelque chose.
0:28:33 > 0:28:36Oui.
0:30:01 > 0:30:06Et bien? Qu'est-ce qui vous prend?! Servez ce vin!
0:30:06 > 0:30:08..Il est assez age comme ca.
0:30:17 > 0:30:20Mais depechez-vous!
0:30:20 > 0:30:23Debouchez cette bouteille!
0:30:30 > 0:30:33Mais...! Enfin, faites attention!
0:30:38 > 0:30:41Etes-vous coucou?
0:30:41 > 0:30:44Oui...coucou.
0:31:19 > 0:31:24My car! My...car! Has anybody seen my car?!
0:31:24 > 0:31:28Oh, that was your car? Yes! It's gone!
0:31:28 > 0:31:33Yes, it's gone. Did you see who took it?
0:31:33 > 0:31:36Not exactly, mademoiselle.
0:31:36 > 0:31:41- Excuse me, I hate to bother you... - You! I should have known I'd see you.
0:31:41 > 0:31:45- You and trouble go together. - We've lost our car.
0:31:45 > 0:31:52- Have you seen it by any chance?- Who cares about your silly Volkswagen? My Lancia has been stolen.
0:31:52 > 0:31:55- Stolen?- Your car...
0:31:57 > 0:32:00- ..and your car?- Yeah.
0:32:01 > 0:32:04I saw them both.
0:32:04 > 0:32:06Then you saw who stole them?
0:32:06 > 0:32:13- You would not believe this. - I- would not believe this. No-one would believe this.
0:32:13 > 0:32:14What?
0:32:14 > 0:32:17I think they steal each other.
0:32:19 > 0:32:22Come on.
0:32:22 > 0:32:24Taxi!
0:32:25 > 0:32:28Coucou!
0:32:28 > 0:32:30..Coucou!
0:32:30 > 0:32:33Coucou! Coucou!
0:32:55 > 0:33:00- A needle in a haystack. How will we find them?- Don't know. Keep looking.
0:33:00 > 0:33:06- My life is riding on that car.- Lady, I have a few things to prove myself.
0:33:08 > 0:33:15- Where would you take a boyfriend in Paris?- Don't tell me this is your cute way of making a pass.
0:33:15 > 0:33:19- If I had romance in mind, would he be along?- Right...
0:33:20 > 0:33:25- It's Herbie.- Herbie(!) I don't believe this.
0:33:25 > 0:33:29Well, it's true! There's something about that car. He's got a...
0:33:29 > 0:33:32We've been through a lot together.
0:33:32 > 0:33:35Yeah, well, nothing like this.
0:33:45 > 0:33:48Hey! Regarde!
0:33:49 > 0:33:52HORNS PEEP
0:34:00 > 0:34:04RADIO ON Do you think this is funny?!
0:34:04 > 0:34:10Forgive me. I laugh at the radio. Two cars are riding on a bateau mouche!
0:34:10 > 0:34:13Bateau mouche...
0:34:13 > 0:34:15Take a left at that bridge!
0:34:41 > 0:34:45Maybe I can explain this over dinner tonight.
0:34:48 > 0:34:50Maybe not.
0:34:56 > 0:35:01I don't know, Herbie. 12 years is a long time.
0:35:01 > 0:35:03I hope we can handle it.
0:35:05 > 0:35:08- Hope- I- can handle it.
0:35:08 > 0:35:11- Well, all taken care of, Jim.- Yeah?
0:35:11 > 0:35:16I had a little talk with Herbie. Had to straighten him out.
0:35:16 > 0:35:21I will not tolerate a car falling in love with another car!
0:35:21 > 0:35:26- He could fall in love with a Goodyear blimp(!)- A Goodyear blimp!
0:35:26 > 0:35:30I said, "Herbie, we're here for one thing:
0:35:30 > 0:35:34"to make the biggest comeback in racing history,
0:35:34 > 0:35:41"so no women in training camp. Forget that little chick. It's just a matter of mind over metal."
0:35:41 > 0:35:44KNOCK AT DOOR
0:35:46 > 0:35:49- Are we expecting company?- No.
0:35:49 > 0:35:54Detective Fontenoy here, and THIS is the famous Inspector Bouchet.
0:35:54 > 0:35:59I'm Jim Douglas. This is Wheely Applegate.
0:35:59 > 0:36:03If there's a problem about our car cruising on the bateau mouche...
0:36:03 > 0:36:10No, it's the 6 million diamond stolen this morning, perhaps the most beautiful diamond in the world.
0:36:10 > 0:36:14Fontenoy. No?
0:36:14 > 0:36:20We're questioning everyone who was in the area at the time. Perhaps you can help us.
0:36:40 > 0:36:46Pushing the car won't help me get the cap off.
0:36:46 > 0:36:51- It must have rolled. - Well, pull the handbrake on.
0:36:57 > 0:36:59Door's locked.
0:36:59 > 0:37:02Put your hand through the window!
0:37:13 > 0:37:16Let me get at it! Out of the way!
0:37:16 > 0:37:21I'm going to hot-wire this car. We'll get the diamond at the garage.
0:37:25 > 0:37:31Well, I'm not waiting. Car, it's either you or me!
0:37:44 > 0:37:52- You're going to tell me that car drove away by itself.- No. I'm not going to tell Double X that either.
0:38:01 > 0:38:05ENGINES REV
0:38:20 > 0:38:25- GEARS CRUNCH - What's happening?
0:38:25 > 0:38:29We're in last place - that's what's happening!
0:38:31 > 0:38:36Darcy. Oui. Qualifying today? I hope so.
0:38:39 > 0:38:44New Herbie? He's not even an old Herbie. He's not any Herbie at all.
0:38:44 > 0:38:51- My lecture mustn't have worked. - He doesn't need a lecture, he needs an old age pension.
0:38:51 > 0:38:56..We didn't come out of mothballs to be the laughing stock of Europe!
0:38:56 > 0:38:58Get the lead out of your pants
0:38:58 > 0:39:03or I'll have you stuffed and hung on a wall in Retirement Village!
0:39:03 > 0:39:07ENGINE PURRS
0:39:28 > 0:39:33Now you're talking! We got the old Herbie back!
0:39:33 > 0:39:36Old Herbie and new Herbie in one!
0:39:57 > 0:40:03I'm telling you it's the old Herbie and he's doing it for us!
0:40:05 > 0:40:09He's not doing it for us. He's doing it for her.
0:40:20 > 0:40:24OK, so he did it for her.
0:40:27 > 0:40:32Look at that! I never saw anything like that in my life!
0:40:41 > 0:40:44You did it!
0:40:44 > 0:40:46- Thank you.- Well, SOMEBODY did it.
0:40:46 > 0:40:51- It's hello comeback.- And you broke Von Stickle's track record.
0:40:51 > 0:40:57Congratulations. You have won the right to taste my dust tomorrow.
0:40:57 > 0:41:00And mine, Douglas.
0:41:00 > 0:41:07Today, you break my record. Tomorrow, I will turn your "hello, comeback" into "goodbye, for ever".
0:41:07 > 0:41:10Auf wiedersehen.
0:41:12 > 0:41:16- A couple of German school dropouts. - Yeah.
0:42:12 > 0:42:18Well, one show boat deserves another. I'll go and get him.
0:42:24 > 0:42:29Amazing! I knew I had a good car under me.
0:42:29 > 0:42:32The same time as the Douglas car.
0:42:32 > 0:42:37- Congratulations.- Thank you. And thanks for staying off the track.
0:42:37 > 0:42:42- It's one way I can prove what I can do.- It wasn't exactly YOU.
0:42:42 > 0:42:47You don't like women in racing. Do we drive too slow...or too fast?
0:42:47 > 0:42:53It's not you at all, it's your car...and MY car.
0:42:53 > 0:42:58- Excuse me. I don't want to hear about your car.- I have to tell you.
0:42:58 > 0:43:00Herbie's not just a car.
0:43:02 > 0:43:08I didn't believe it myself at first, but the little guy's got a...
0:43:10 > 0:43:14When a car like Herbie is comes to Paris,
0:43:14 > 0:43:19he meets a beautiful Lancia that's also a car like Herbie is with a...
0:43:21 > 0:43:24It's natural they're going to fall in...
0:43:27 > 0:43:31You're right. I wouldn't believe it either.
0:43:31 > 0:43:37When the men come by from the booby hatch, go quietly.
0:43:38 > 0:43:42I was trying to warn you about your car.
0:43:42 > 0:43:45Let me warn you about me.
0:43:45 > 0:43:47I'm in this race to win
0:43:47 > 0:43:52and, frankly, I'd like to see you and your car disappear entirely.
0:43:52 > 0:43:54Oh!
0:43:54 > 0:43:58'Attention, les voitures a 76, 98, 70...'
0:44:17 > 0:44:19Quincey.
0:44:19 > 0:44:22Pull over. We want that car.
0:44:25 > 0:44:28What are you gonna do?
0:44:28 > 0:44:31I'm gonna pull over.
0:44:45 > 0:44:47Hang on!
0:45:11 > 0:45:13Oh...
0:45:16 > 0:45:18Darkness is about to fall upon you.
0:45:20 > 0:45:23MAN: Amazing!
0:45:52 > 0:45:56- They're still coming! - They're trying to kill us!
0:46:02 > 0:46:06Mon Dieu! Mon Dieu!
0:46:08 > 0:46:12CRASH!
0:46:24 > 0:46:29- I never thought she'd go that far to make us disappear.- Who's that?
0:46:29 > 0:46:31That cute, little time bomb Diane.
0:46:31 > 0:46:37- She set us up to knock us out of the race.- Wait, she didn't say that.
0:46:37 > 0:46:42They never say what they mean. That's what makes females deadly.
0:46:42 > 0:46:49- You read that someplace. - I've got a mother, three sisters and two ex-wives to prove it.
0:46:49 > 0:46:57- They never said they wanted me out. They just changed the lock.- I don't take strong-arm stuff from ANYBODY.
0:46:57 > 0:47:04- Somebody should teach her the rules of the game.- She'll know them when- I- get through with her.
0:47:05 > 0:47:10Settle back, Herbie. Once Jim gets started, NOTHING can stop him.
0:47:10 > 0:47:17Who hired thugs? I'm as good as anybody on that track! I don't need anybody to win my races for me!
0:47:17 > 0:47:23That is the trouble with you. You don't think a woman can do anything!
0:47:24 > 0:47:27He seems like a quiet sort of guy,
0:47:27 > 0:47:31but when a fight is inevitable... he never ducks.
0:47:33 > 0:47:38Women are supposed to be nurses and secretaries and school teachers!
0:47:38 > 0:47:43I've taken it all my life - from my mother, my father,
0:47:43 > 0:47:46and my aunts and my uncles!
0:47:46 > 0:47:48I will not take it from you!
0:47:51 > 0:47:57When Jim gets going, I hate to get in his way. A regular steamroller.
0:47:57 > 0:48:02- Oh...!- Coward! I'm a race driver and I can win it on my own!
0:48:05 > 0:48:08You know, I think you can.
0:48:09 > 0:48:12Ah, Double X?
0:48:12 > 0:48:16I'm afraid w-w-we've had another complication.
0:48:16 > 0:48:21'I'm beginning to think YOU are the complication.'
0:48:21 > 0:48:23That...
0:48:23 > 0:48:28That item should have been in my hands by now.
0:48:28 > 0:48:33- It's in the gas tank.- Bring me the gas tank. What are you waiting for?
0:48:33 > 0:48:36We've lost them again, sir.
0:48:36 > 0:48:40- I'm looking for Inspector Bouchet. - Oui, monsieur.
0:48:40 > 0:48:47Impossible! Are you trying to tell me that a couple of simple-minded Americans have...
0:48:49 > 0:48:51..disappeared?
0:48:51 > 0:48:53Hold on.
0:48:53 > 0:49:00- Hope we're not disturbing you, Inspector. - No, your timing is perfect.- Good.
0:49:00 > 0:49:05Thank you for your co-operation in this matter of the stolen diamond.
0:49:05 > 0:49:11- Inspector, we're asking for YOUR help. - Somebody wants our car.- Impossible.
0:49:11 > 0:49:15- They want us out of the race.- Oh...
0:49:15 > 0:49:20Is there some way we can put the car in protective custody?
0:49:20 > 0:49:24- If you're not too busy trying to find that diamond.- No!
0:49:24 > 0:49:29One is as important as the other, I assure you. One moment...
0:49:35 > 0:49:38Oh!
0:49:38 > 0:49:41I mean, er...we'll wait in the car.
0:49:41 > 0:49:43Good idea.
0:49:43 > 0:49:47We wouldn't want anything to happen to it.
0:49:49 > 0:49:53Allo. The car is here.
0:49:53 > 0:49:57..Never mind how...! (Never mind how.)
0:49:57 > 0:50:00..No, it's too risky for me.
0:50:00 > 0:50:06The car will be at 32 Avenue Mossard within the hour. Don't get lost on the way!
0:50:17 > 0:50:20Your worry is now my worry.
0:50:20 > 0:50:24Rest easily. I'll take personal charge of this valuable possession.
0:50:24 > 0:50:27< Inspector! What is it, Fontenoy?
0:50:27 > 0:50:34I couldn't sleep, thinking about the diamond and how it would be weighing on your mind.
0:50:34 > 0:50:40- I've a car weighing on my mind. - Somebody's trying to knock us out of the race.
0:50:40 > 0:50:47You don't need a master of deduction like Inspector Bouchet to see that you have an excellent chance to win.
0:50:47 > 0:50:53Which is why I'll personally ensure the safety of this automobile.
0:50:53 > 0:50:57- Put your mind at ease, get a good night's sleep.- Thank you!
0:50:57 > 0:51:01- You too, Herbie. - Big day tomorrow, pal.
0:51:01 > 0:51:04- Good night.- Good night.
0:51:04 > 0:51:10No. You have enough responsibility trying to find the diamond. I'll look after the car.
0:51:10 > 0:51:13Don't be ridiculous! Ah! Ah!
0:51:15 > 0:51:18ENGINE STARTS
0:51:18 > 0:51:22What are you doing? Anything for you and the force.
0:51:25 > 0:51:31Leave it to me, sir. I'll keep this car hidden so no-one will find it.
0:51:38 > 0:51:41Fontenoy...
0:51:42 > 0:51:45My best man.
0:51:53 > 0:51:55- Good night.- Good night.
0:51:57 > 0:52:00My very best.
0:52:01 > 0:52:07We've checked, sir. It's nowhere. We've covered the whole city.
0:52:07 > 0:52:11- Now what? - In the morning, before the race,
0:52:11 > 0:52:16that ridiculous little car will get gasoline.
0:52:16 > 0:52:18When it does, you be there.
0:52:19 > 0:52:24Welcome to the inaugural running of the Trans France Race.
0:52:24 > 0:52:29They're all here - qualifying drivers and from the world over,
0:52:29 > 0:52:35each looking forward expectantly to the chance of the magnificent trophy and 100,000 prize.
0:52:35 > 0:52:41These drivers know this is one of the most punishing races ever.
0:52:41 > 0:52:46We have them all here, still refining and tuning car after car -
0:52:46 > 0:52:52each preparing for the race that will test both men and machine.
0:52:52 > 0:53:00- I just wish I had a machine to test. - I hope...whatshisname hasn't lost Herbie.- I wish you hadn't said that.
0:53:00 > 0:53:03I mean, I'm a mechanic.
0:53:03 > 0:53:09There's a million little details that have to be taken care of for a race.
0:53:09 > 0:53:12I pride myself in being thorough.
0:53:12 > 0:53:15..My tools! Where's my tools?!
0:53:18 > 0:53:20Right here.
0:53:20 > 0:53:23- I knew that.- Oh.
0:53:26 > 0:53:31Inspector, the race is about to begin. Where's our car?!
0:53:31 > 0:53:36- I- am as concerned as you are. I'm sure Fontenoy will be here.
0:53:36 > 0:53:38He's unpredictable, but dependable.
0:53:38 > 0:53:41What?
0:53:41 > 0:53:44Let me check with the porter again.
0:53:49 > 0:53:52He'll be here.
0:53:52 > 0:53:54You be ready.
0:53:56 > 0:53:58Who's that?
0:53:58 > 0:54:01That's Double X, you dummy.
0:54:02 > 0:54:06Uh-oh, better duck. Here comes trouble.
0:54:06 > 0:54:08Hello.
0:54:08 > 0:54:11Hello.
0:54:12 > 0:54:17- Uh, look, about last night... - I know. Me too. Sorry.
0:54:18 > 0:54:23- Not about missing me with that vase, I hope.- No, no.
0:54:23 > 0:54:27I was a uptight and nervous about the race.
0:54:27 > 0:54:32Well, I threw a few brickbats myself...in the wrong direction.
0:54:32 > 0:54:36We didn't get off to a flying start, did we?
0:54:36 > 0:54:40Herbie and I take a little getting used to.
0:54:40 > 0:54:47..When you keep including Herbie like that, you take A LOT of getting used to.
0:54:51 > 0:54:54By the way, where is...it?
0:54:54 > 0:54:59- Well... - Douglas, did you misplace your little car?
0:54:59 > 0:55:02Just temporarily.
0:55:02 > 0:55:05Look under a rock. You may find it.
0:55:05 > 0:55:09No, not under a rock, Gilbert, a gravestone.
0:55:09 > 0:55:14'Attention, everyone. All drivers bring your machines to the grid.
0:55:14 > 0:55:17'Five minutes till race time.'
0:55:17 > 0:55:21It's just as well, Douglas. You know the saying...
0:55:21 > 0:55:24"They never come back."
0:55:29 > 0:55:31Well, I'd better go.
0:55:31 > 0:55:33Diane!
0:55:34 > 0:55:38- Good luck.- I think you mean that.
0:55:40 > 0:55:45'Drivers will please take your position as quickly as possible.
0:55:48 > 0:55:55'Pour un moment, mesdames et messieurs, je vous donne les positions de depart.
0:55:55 > 0:56:01'Nous avons Jim Douglas dans la voiture de numero 53.
0:56:01 > 0:56:06'A l'exterieur, nous avons Diane Darcy, numero 7...'
0:56:06 > 0:56:11REVVING ENGINES AND CHEERS DROWN OUT COMMENTATOR
0:56:42 > 0:56:47- Take the brake off! - The brake IS off!
0:56:47 > 0:56:51Know something? That Lancia's waiting on Herbie.
0:56:51 > 0:56:55So are we. All we need's her hanging around(!)
0:56:55 > 0:56:57Bougez! Bougez!
0:56:57 > 0:57:01- No, mademoiselle. - Listen...
0:57:01 > 0:57:05- I hope you'd nothing to do with this. - I'll you who did.
0:57:05 > 0:57:10- It's your Herbie(!)- Herbie's missing and your Lancia's missing Herbie.
0:57:10 > 0:57:15You must think I'm an absolute fool with this Herbie, Herbie, Herbie!
0:57:15 > 0:57:18I don't believe in fairy tales or Herbie or you!
0:57:18 > 0:57:22Jim? Pop the hood, will you?
0:57:25 > 0:57:30- What are you doing?- You want your car started, don't you?
0:57:34 > 0:57:37Listen, I know how you feel,
0:57:37 > 0:57:42but you'd better get over it right now. Forget Herbie.
0:57:42 > 0:57:47You know why he isn't here. He's found somebody else, that's why.
0:57:47 > 0:57:50He didn't have the guts to tell you.
0:57:50 > 0:57:54Oh, yeah, we're talking about the same guy, all right.
0:57:54 > 0:57:58Old Herbie, old fun-loving, fickle Herbie.
0:58:01 > 0:58:06- Now, you see him...now you don't. - He's right, you know.
0:58:06 > 0:58:13So far, we've had to tell this to a Fiat, a Thunderbird and an Austin-Healey.
0:58:13 > 0:58:21It was...fun while it lasted, but you know, the truth is you weren't the first and you won't be the last.
0:58:23 > 0:58:26You might as well take off.
0:58:28 > 0:58:34Will somebody help me start my car? Oui, mademoiselle.
0:58:35 > 0:58:38S'il vous plait. Let me have a look.
0:58:38 > 0:58:42ENGINE STARTS Thank you!
0:58:42 > 0:58:46I thought everyone here was crazy.
0:58:52 > 0:58:55Well, so much for the Lancia.
0:58:55 > 0:58:58Yeah, so much for both of them, I guess.
0:58:58 > 0:59:02'Mesdames et messieurs, quittez les lignes de depart.'
0:59:08 > 0:59:13- You realise you have pole position? - I also realise we don't have a car.
0:59:13 > 0:59:19- It'll be here.- It had better be in two minutes, or you can try again next year.
0:59:22 > 0:59:25'Mesdames et messieurs,
0:59:25 > 0:59:32'dans quelques seconds, nous aurons l'inauguration de la travers course Trans France.
0:59:32 > 0:59:38'Ladies and gentlemen, the first inaugural riding of the Trans France Race is about to begin.'
1:00:11 > 1:00:15'Nous avons un jeune garcon du nom de Marc.
1:00:15 > 1:00:20'Les parents devront chercher leur fils.'
1:00:42 > 1:00:44What's that?
1:00:44 > 1:00:47It's an armoured truck.
1:00:48 > 1:00:51That armoured truck is us!
1:00:51 > 1:00:54- ..Excuse me.- Yes, yes.
1:01:06 > 1:01:09Where's Herbie?! Are you crazy?
1:01:09 > 1:01:14We're supposed to be in a race and you're guarding the Crown Jewels(!)
1:01:14 > 1:01:20We didn't travel 6,000 miles to see you dressed up like a tin soldier!
1:01:20 > 1:01:23I've had it with the French...
1:01:23 > 1:01:25Herbie!
1:01:32 > 1:01:37- Are we still in it?- You'll be starting and finishing in last place.
1:01:37 > 1:01:40You've things to attend to!
1:01:42 > 1:01:45Gas! Let's move it, Wheely.
1:01:55 > 1:01:58Fill it up.
1:01:58 > 1:02:03Monsieur Douglas, stop! What?! I filled the tank.
1:02:03 > 1:02:06Let's go, Wheely!
1:02:15 > 1:02:21- Come on, Herbie, the race is back there.- He's looking for that Lancia.
1:02:23 > 1:02:25Inspector!
1:02:25 > 1:02:31Suppose there's a connection between the men who take the little car
1:02:31 > 1:02:35and the men who stole the diamond. Not now, Fontenoy!
1:02:35 > 1:02:39What if they've hidden the diamond in the car?
1:02:39 > 1:02:44What?! Our men should search that car immediately.
1:02:44 > 1:02:48Search?! Yes!
1:02:48 > 1:02:51There's no time! Sir, the car is still here.
1:02:55 > 1:02:59Yes, but he's obviously tuning up or something.
1:03:03 > 1:03:07The men and I will search that car bumper to bumper.
1:03:07 > 1:03:11No, Fontenoy! N-No?
1:03:14 > 1:03:18What you don't seem to understand is that, er...
1:03:18 > 1:03:22a thorough search would take over an hour.
1:03:22 > 1:03:29That would deprive Douglas of winning a race he has travelled halfway around the globe to enter.
1:03:31 > 1:03:35Sir, I admire you for your consideration,
1:03:35 > 1:03:39and I understand now exactly how you are thinking.
1:03:40 > 1:03:42Sorry, sir.
1:03:46 > 1:03:51- Forget the Lancia, Herbie. She's gone!- Yeah, gone! Split!
1:04:00 > 1:04:05Yeah, she took off in that race like you never existed.
1:04:05 > 1:04:10She wanted me to tell you it was fun while it lasted,
1:04:10 > 1:04:15but when push came to shove, she shoved off. That's how women are.
1:04:15 > 1:04:21Might as well face it - you've been deserted...jilted...abandoned.
1:06:12 > 1:06:14Too late now.
1:06:14 > 1:06:19We'll get it in Monte Carlo after the race.
1:06:26 > 1:06:28Inspector!
1:06:28 > 1:06:33I think you will be proud of me. What now, Fontenoy?
1:06:33 > 1:06:37I've done what you would have wanted me to do.
1:06:38 > 1:06:41Notified Monte Carlo.
1:06:41 > 1:06:46Their police will search the car as soon as it arrives.
1:06:49 > 1:06:52I take care of my truck, sir.
1:08:34 > 1:08:36Catch anything?
1:08:38 > 1:08:40I didn't think so.
1:08:40 > 1:08:43- Which way?- Right!
1:08:49 > 1:08:51Left!
1:11:08 > 1:11:16- If the trophy's going to Monte Carlo on a jet, we may beat 'em to it!- But the Alps are in our way.
1:11:31 > 1:11:37The way Herbie's flying, nothing can stop him, including the Himalayas.
1:13:17 > 1:13:22Some road! It's not even on the map. Maybe you ought to ask directions.
1:13:22 > 1:13:25- From who? A mountain goat?- There...
1:13:45 > 1:13:50- Maybe I'll just call from in here. - Yeah.
1:13:54 > 1:13:58HE YODELS
1:13:58 > 1:14:03- YODEL ECHOES - Hey, there's somebody out there.
1:14:07 > 1:14:14- No, that's just me. I never heard a real echo before. - HE YODELS
1:14:14 > 1:14:18- Sit down, Wheely! - Just one more, OK?
1:14:18 > 1:14:21HE YODELS
1:14:25 > 1:14:28Come on, Wheely!
1:14:54 > 1:14:57I got somebody.
1:15:00 > 1:15:05Those are the guys who were after Herbie.
1:15:08 > 1:15:10Get out of the car.
1:15:16 > 1:15:19ENGINE STARTS
1:15:22 > 1:15:25I'm taking over. I'll drive the car.
1:15:28 > 1:15:31CAR HORN YODELS
1:15:31 > 1:15:36- Maybe it'll work again. - HE YODELS
1:15:38 > 1:15:41YODEL ECHOES
1:15:48 > 1:15:52Ha, ha! I like your yodel-eh-hee-hoo!
1:16:32 > 1:16:35Well, we're back on the beam.
1:16:35 > 1:16:39- How many cars d'you figure are ahead of us?- All of them?
1:16:39 > 1:16:44- CLANGING - Is that a knocking in the gas tank?
1:16:44 > 1:16:47Not in MY gas tank!
1:16:47 > 1:16:52- Never!- Sounds like something clunking around in there.
1:16:52 > 1:16:57We either listen to the driver and stop to take the gas tank apart
1:16:57 > 1:17:04- or we listen to the mechanic and win this race!- I'm listening to the mechanic. Let's go, Herbie!
1:17:04 > 1:17:07PEEP! PEEP!
1:18:05 > 1:18:07LOUD CLANKING
1:18:07 > 1:18:15- What's wrong?- The oil pressure's up, there's plenty of gas... - Well, he's not getting it.
1:18:30 > 1:18:34I hate to mention this again, but I heard...
1:18:34 > 1:18:38- That nonsense about the gas tank? - Yes.
1:18:38 > 1:18:42Let's get it straight who the mechanic is around here.
1:18:42 > 1:18:47You say it's the gas tank and I say it isn't the gas tank.
1:18:47 > 1:18:52See? It isn't the gas tank. It's this...rock that was in the tank.
1:18:53 > 1:18:55Hold it!
1:18:55 > 1:19:00- Only one kind of rock glistens like that.- Quartz.
1:19:00 > 1:19:03You can find millions in any quarry.
1:19:03 > 1:19:09But not one that's worth... six million bucks.
1:19:09 > 1:19:12- Huh?- L'Etoile De Joie.
1:19:12 > 1:19:16- The tall...the what?- Etoile De Joie.
1:19:17 > 1:19:20Oh, wow!
1:19:20 > 1:19:25That's the biggest hunk of diamond I've ever seen in my life.
1:19:25 > 1:19:27What I don't understand is how...?
1:19:27 > 1:19:32- The black sedan. - Huh? Where?- No, no, no.
1:19:32 > 1:19:35They robbed the museum.
1:19:35 > 1:19:39They weren't trying to stop us race. They wanted this.
1:19:39 > 1:19:42Hands up.
1:19:42 > 1:19:49- You gave us the slip for the last time.- We'll take the rock.
1:19:49 > 1:19:56- I don't suppose you'd believe that was just quartz? - ..The rock - let me have it.
1:19:56 > 1:19:58ENGINE STARTS
1:20:34 > 1:20:37The rock.
1:20:37 > 1:20:40Come on! Hand it over!
1:20:47 > 1:20:50LOUD BEEP
1:21:01 > 1:21:05What will we do with them now?
1:21:06 > 1:21:09TOOT! TOOT!
1:21:11 > 1:21:13Thanks, Herbie.
1:21:13 > 1:21:16We tie them up!
1:21:39 > 1:21:45Double X, we lost them. First time we've ever been done in by a car.
1:21:45 > 1:21:50The goods will be in Monte Carlo in a couple of hours.
1:21:50 > 1:21:55No chance of stopping them. We're rather tied up at the moment.
1:21:57 > 1:22:02BUZZER Get me the airport.
1:22:43 > 1:22:48- We've passed every car on the road. - Except the Lancia.
1:22:48 > 1:22:56- After jilting Herbie, that's one car he won't want to come second to. ..Right, Herbie?- Is that it?
1:22:58 > 1:23:04- It sure is.- Maybe we should have stopped.- Stop?! Are you kidding?!
1:23:04 > 1:23:09Throw away 100 grand and the biggest comeback of our lives?!
1:23:09 > 1:23:15- She's in trouble.- Sure, but let the rescue boys bail her out.
1:23:15 > 1:23:18But she could be in real danger!
1:23:20 > 1:23:25I'm sorry, Wheely. Sometimes a comeback comes second.
1:23:29 > 1:23:31Herbie doesn't seem to think so.
1:23:31 > 1:23:39- Why should Herbie want to stop after the lies you told him?- SH-H-H.
1:23:47 > 1:23:50Yeah, the jilted lover.
1:23:50 > 1:23:55If he knew that little Lancia had waited on him at the starting line,
1:23:55 > 1:24:00wouldn't even budge until you lied to her about him throwing her over,
1:24:00 > 1:24:04she...why...he...he'd be back at her side right now.
1:24:08 > 1:24:12I hate to say it, but you have a big mouth.
1:24:19 > 1:24:22Hang on, Diane!
1:24:47 > 1:24:50Thank you. Thank you.
1:24:50 > 1:24:53- Are you OK?- I think so.
1:24:53 > 1:24:56I missed a shift and lost control.
1:24:56 > 1:24:59That's not all you could have lost!
1:24:59 > 1:25:04Herbie, what are you doing?! There's no time!
1:25:04 > 1:25:10Forget it, Wheely. He's going to get his girlfriend out of the mud.
1:25:12 > 1:25:18- And us out of the race. - I see it, but I don't believe it.
1:25:27 > 1:25:35Well, you can believe this - we are now out of the money, because sometimes a comeback comes second.
1:25:35 > 1:25:41- Who's given up, buddy? Not me. Come on. You...- No, no. I'm gonna stay with my car.
1:25:41 > 1:25:45Looks like we're all going to stay with her car.
1:25:55 > 1:25:57Let's go, Wheely.
1:26:01 > 1:26:04ENGINE WHEEZES
1:26:04 > 1:26:08- You're not going any place. - CARS APPROACH
1:26:12 > 1:26:15WHEEZING CONTINUES
1:26:18 > 1:26:20Ah, Herbie...
1:26:20 > 1:26:24Now, listen to me...
1:26:24 > 1:26:30Herbie, I know just how you feel, but I also know you're not a quitter.
1:26:30 > 1:26:33Now, show them you can do it, Herbie.
1:26:33 > 1:26:37Win it for them. < PEEP!
1:26:37 > 1:26:40And for her.
1:26:40 > 1:26:43- ENGINE STARTS - Hey!
1:26:43 > 1:26:45The rest is up to you.
1:26:45 > 1:26:48- Good luck.- Thanks.
1:26:49 > 1:26:54Aw, come on, Herbie. Open up, will you?
1:26:54 > 1:26:58I know you're sore about what I told you. I'm sorry.
1:26:59 > 1:27:01Look, I did it for you.
1:27:02 > 1:27:05OK, OK, I did it for us.
1:27:05 > 1:27:10- What do you want me to do? Beg? - PEEP! PEEP!
1:27:10 > 1:27:13OK... All right, I lied to you
1:27:13 > 1:27:18and I'm sorry, and I promise I'll never, ever do it again, OK?
1:27:20 > 1:27:24Well, you sure don't forgive easy, do you?
1:27:36 > 1:27:41< Ah, Bouchet, did you miss a turn on your way to the Eiffel Tower?
1:27:41 > 1:27:45No, a little unfinished business, Emile.
1:27:45 > 1:27:50You wound me, my friend. Can I not handle a little diamond search?
1:27:50 > 1:27:55My men are waiting for the cars. That's why I am here.
1:27:55 > 1:27:59Afraid I'll steal your glory? There's no glory to be stolen.
1:27:59 > 1:28:05I wish to rectify a terrible mistake and save everyone from embarrassment.
1:28:05 > 1:28:09..The search is off. Off?
1:28:09 > 1:28:15The message was an error by an overzealous detective, anxious to make his reputation.
1:28:15 > 1:28:20Yes, but for this kind of news we have telephones.
1:28:20 > 1:28:24This matter needed my personal attention.
1:28:24 > 1:28:29Who knows what complications could arise from a situation like this?
1:28:30 > 1:28:36This is a big race. It could cause... an international incident.
1:28:39 > 1:28:41Hmm...
1:28:41 > 1:28:43Ah!
1:28:45 > 1:28:50It seems your young man in Paris has caused you a lot of trouble.
1:28:50 > 1:28:55I assure you, Emile, I intend to put an end to it.
1:28:55 > 1:29:00Wiser heads are always called upon to clean up the young's mistakes.
1:29:00 > 1:29:06- It's true. - Our reward? We get it in heaven.
1:29:06 > 1:29:09Perhaps a bit sooner.
1:30:22 > 1:30:25Three down and two to go!
1:31:28 > 1:31:33- Road hog! He should learn to drive. - He has - that's the trouble.
1:31:41 > 1:31:44I see what you mean.
1:32:18 > 1:32:21If we don't get him by the tunnel...
1:32:32 > 1:32:38- There's no way we can pass him. - Bruno was right - they never come back.
1:32:38 > 1:32:41PEEP! PEEP!
1:32:42 > 1:32:44He-e-erbie!
1:33:06 > 1:33:09Ha-ha! I don't b-believe it!
1:33:17 > 1:33:23We did it! I guess Herbie wasn't listening!
1:33:23 > 1:33:26- Woo-woo-woo-woo!- Woo-woo-woo-woo!
1:33:26 > 1:33:29Schwein!
1:33:30 > 1:33:34CRIES OF "HERBIE! HERBIE!"
1:33:43 > 1:33:47- How does it feel to be back? - Pretty good!
1:33:47 > 1:33:53For the 20th time, it was a great race and we enjoyed every minute of it...almost!
1:33:53 > 1:33:58Well, I'm enjoying every minute of THIS, I can tell you that.
1:33:58 > 1:34:04And both of us would like to thank you all very, very much.
1:34:04 > 1:34:06Au revoir!
1:34:06 > 1:34:10Arrivederci! Ciao! Buenas noches!
1:34:15 > 1:34:18Sayanora.
1:34:18 > 1:34:23AMERICAN ACCENT: Right. See you around, Douglas.
1:34:26 > 1:34:31Hey, that's some cute, little memento you've got there, old buddy.
1:34:31 > 1:34:37It's as much yours as it is mine, old buddy, and more Herbie's than anybody's.
1:34:37 > 1:34:40You can say that again.
1:34:40 > 1:34:44- Look who's here. - May I add my congratulations?
1:34:44 > 1:34:50- You'll congratulate us even more when you see this. - It was in the gas tank!- Ah!
1:34:52 > 1:34:54- This what you're looking for?- Yes.
1:34:54 > 1:35:00It's had a rough trip, hasn't it? But now it's in the right hands.
1:35:00 > 1:35:03Indeed, it is.
1:35:03 > 1:35:06We missed a connection, but here I am.
1:35:06 > 1:35:09Fontenoy.
1:35:09 > 1:35:13You see? I knew the diamond would be found.
1:35:13 > 1:35:16It's an honour to be at your side.
1:35:18 > 1:35:23And I have more good news, sir. The two thieves have been captured.
1:35:24 > 1:35:29INSPECTOR LAUGHS NERVOUSLY Good, then the case is concluded.
1:35:29 > 1:35:35Yeah...but there seems there'd be a mastermind behind this thing.
1:35:35 > 1:35:42- Or the museum has lousy security. - Sir, men have been challenged to a duel for such an accusation.
1:35:42 > 1:35:47The museum security was foolproof. ..I made an interesting discovery.
1:35:47 > 1:35:53Fontenoy... From the sensitised floor to the radar beams around the pedestal,
1:35:53 > 1:35:59to the pillow on which the diamond lay - all traps were conceived by...
1:35:59 > 1:36:01Give credit where credit is due.
1:36:01 > 1:36:06The combinations were known only to you, sir.
1:36:06 > 1:36:12But who, besides the inspector, knew the details of these precautions?
1:36:14 > 1:36:18..Who, BESIDES the inspector?
1:36:20 > 1:36:25The answer to that question is...
1:36:25 > 1:36:27nobody!
1:36:27 > 1:36:30My retirement has been delayed too long.
1:36:30 > 1:36:34No-one make a move!
1:36:35 > 1:36:39Move this ridiculous car or I'll kill you!
1:36:42 > 1:36:48Even a mastermind can be outsmarted by this car. ..Thanks, Herbie.
1:36:52 > 1:36:54Inspector?
1:37:05 > 1:37:10I always hoped you'd be present when I cracked my first big case, sir.
1:37:10 > 1:37:14F-F-Fontenoy!
1:37:14 > 1:37:16Excuse me, sir.
1:37:16 > 1:37:20Sorry, sir. Sorry.
1:37:20 > 1:37:24I think you'll find it's all here, monsieur.
1:37:24 > 1:37:26I'm so happy!
1:37:26 > 1:37:35I personally will see to it this magnificent automobile receives the greatest honour France can bestow.
1:37:57 > 1:37:59S'il vous plait, the VW.
1:37:59 > 1:38:02VW...
1:38:02 > 1:38:08- Yes - the white one with the "53" on the side. - Yes, I know the car.
1:38:08 > 1:38:11It is the toast of all Monte Carlo.
1:38:11 > 1:38:18- It's also our transportation if you wouldn't mind.- Oh, I wouldn't mind, monsieur, but it's not here.
1:38:18 > 1:38:20What?
1:38:20 > 1:38:23It was stolen.
1:38:23 > 1:38:29- Mademoiselle, you would not believe this,- I- would not believe this...
1:38:29 > 1:38:32no-one would believe this.
1:38:32 > 1:38:36It was stolen by another car.
1:38:38 > 1:38:45Now, look, I know that you believe about Herbie, but you're probably not ready to believe that your...
1:38:45 > 1:38:50- Giselle can do anything she wants to. - Giselle?- Mm-hm.
1:38:50 > 1:38:54We're strong women. Shall we make it a foursome?
1:38:56 > 1:38:58Let's go.
1:39:04 > 1:39:08Take us to ze most romantic spot in Monte Carlo.
1:39:32 > 1:39:34Well...
1:39:37 > 1:39:42Yeah, being chief mechanic is important,
1:39:42 > 1:39:46but I didn't exactly win the race all by myself.
1:39:46 > 1:39:49No?
1:39:49 > 1:39:51Well...almost.