Ruthless People

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0:00:02 > 0:00:06This programme contains very strong language and scenes of a sexual nature.

0:00:13 > 0:00:14# Hey

0:00:16 > 0:00:17# Stand up

0:00:23 > 0:00:24# Hey

0:00:26 > 0:00:28# Ruthless people

0:00:30 > 0:00:32# Rude people... #

0:00:34 > 0:00:35HORN HONKS

0:00:35 > 0:00:40# Greedy forever and ever

0:00:40 > 0:00:43# Success

0:00:43 > 0:00:48# Greedy and ever so clever

0:00:48 > 0:00:49# A mess

0:00:52 > 0:00:58# Giving their right arm to creep into paradise

0:00:59 > 0:01:04# They'll even blackmail Saint Peter

0:01:04 > 0:01:07# To pay the price

0:01:07 > 0:01:08# Hey

0:01:10 > 0:01:12# Stand up

0:01:12 > 0:01:14# Get on your feet

0:01:14 > 0:01:16# Ruthless people

0:01:18 > 0:01:20# Greed and evil

0:01:20 > 0:01:22# Oh, yes

0:01:22 > 0:01:24# You can have it

0:01:24 > 0:01:26# If you want it

0:01:26 > 0:01:30# It might take the rest of your life

0:01:30 > 0:01:32# If you want it

0:01:32 > 0:01:34# You could have it

0:01:34 > 0:01:38# Do a balancing act on a knife

0:01:38 > 0:01:40# You can have it

0:01:40 > 0:01:42# If you want it

0:01:42 > 0:01:46# If you think it's cheap at the price

0:01:46 > 0:01:48# If you want it

0:01:48 > 0:01:50# You could have it

0:01:50 > 0:01:54# But sweat your sweet soul out on ice

0:02:02 > 0:02:04# Ruthless people

0:02:10 > 0:02:11# Ruthless people. #

0:02:13 > 0:02:16Carol, did I tell you why I married her?

0:02:16 > 0:02:18Yes, Sam, many, many...

0:02:18 > 0:02:21Her father was very, very rich

0:02:21 > 0:02:24and very, very sick.

0:02:24 > 0:02:27The doctors assured me he'd be dead any minute.

0:02:27 > 0:02:29There wasn't a second to lose.

0:02:29 > 0:02:32I rushed out and married the boss' daughter.

0:02:32 > 0:02:34He was so sick,

0:02:34 > 0:02:37it was like the angel of death

0:02:37 > 0:02:41Was sitting in the room watching the clock.

0:02:41 > 0:02:44They pulled the plug on him.

0:02:44 > 0:02:48He wheezed and shook for about an hour,

0:02:48 > 0:02:51and then...

0:02:51 > 0:02:53He stabilized!

0:02:53 > 0:02:55The son of a bitch

0:02:55 > 0:02:59just got older and sicker

0:02:59 > 0:03:01and older and sicker

0:03:01 > 0:03:03and older and sicker!

0:03:03 > 0:03:05More coffee, sir?

0:03:05 > 0:03:06No!

0:03:07 > 0:03:08I couldn't wait.

0:03:08 > 0:03:11I went out and made my own fortune.

0:03:11 > 0:03:16The old fart hung on for another 15 years!

0:03:16 > 0:03:19Finally died of natural causes.

0:03:19 > 0:03:21I want the rest of that money.

0:03:21 > 0:03:25His money, her money! It's my money.

0:03:25 > 0:03:27I had to live with that squealing,

0:03:27 > 0:03:30corpulent little toad all these years!

0:03:30 > 0:03:32I hate that woman!

0:03:32 > 0:03:35I hate the way she licks stamps.

0:03:35 > 0:03:37I hate her furniture.

0:03:37 > 0:03:39And I hate that little sound she makes

0:03:39 > 0:03:42when she sleeps.

0:03:42 > 0:03:43Snore!

0:03:43 > 0:03:46Baa! Snore! Baa!

0:03:46 > 0:03:47Ah!

0:03:47 > 0:03:53And that filthy, little shitbag dog of hers - Muffy!

0:03:53 > 0:03:55Aren't you scared?

0:03:55 > 0:03:57Scared?

0:03:57 > 0:03:58Hell, no!

0:03:58 > 0:04:00I'm looking forward to it.

0:04:00 > 0:04:03My only regret, Carol,

0:04:03 > 0:04:07is that the plan isn't more violent.

0:04:07 > 0:04:09Don't you consider throwing a body

0:04:09 > 0:04:12off a cliff in the dead of night violent?

0:04:12 > 0:04:14Nah! She'll be unconscious,

0:04:14 > 0:04:16knocked out from the chloroform.

0:04:16 > 0:04:20I'm talking about hands-on involvement.

0:04:20 > 0:04:22Hands-on?

0:04:25 > 0:04:27Oh?

0:04:28 > 0:04:30Oh, ho ho!

0:04:30 > 0:04:34I'm going now. I can't wait!

0:04:35 > 0:04:36Grrr.

0:04:38 > 0:04:40Good luck.

0:05:11 > 0:05:15Barbara, dear, I have something for you.

0:05:20 > 0:05:22Barbara?

0:05:22 > 0:05:24Where are you, dearest?

0:05:26 > 0:05:28I have something for you.

0:05:32 > 0:05:33Honey?

0:05:41 > 0:05:42Barbara?

0:05:54 > 0:05:56Dumpling?

0:06:06 > 0:06:07Barbara?

0:06:08 > 0:06:11No notes? No messages?

0:06:11 > 0:06:14This is not like you, you meticulous bitch.

0:06:14 > 0:06:18It's just like that woman to screw this up!

0:06:18 > 0:06:19Damn it!

0:06:25 > 0:06:26What are you doing here?

0:06:26 > 0:06:30Mining the carpet with little poodle bombs?

0:06:30 > 0:06:32Here! Take a whiff of this.

0:06:32 > 0:06:35I'll kill you!

0:06:35 > 0:06:36Arf! Arf!

0:06:36 > 0:06:38I'll wring your neck!

0:06:41 > 0:06:43Hairy rat!

0:07:00 > 0:07:02PHONE RINGS

0:07:04 > 0:07:05Hello.

0:07:05 > 0:07:07Mr Stone, listen very carefully.

0:07:07 > 0:07:09We have kidnapped your wife.

0:07:09 > 0:07:11We have no qualms about killing

0:07:11 > 0:07:14and will do so at the slightest provocation.

0:07:14 > 0:07:16Who the hell is this?

0:07:16 > 0:07:18I have no patience

0:07:18 > 0:07:20for stupid questions.

0:07:20 > 0:07:22I don't like repeating myself.

0:07:22 > 0:07:24All right. I'm sorry. Please continue.

0:07:24 > 0:07:26You are to obtain a new, black

0:07:26 > 0:07:29American Tourister briefcase, model number 8104.

0:07:29 > 0:07:31Do you understand?

0:07:31 > 0:07:32Yes.

0:07:32 > 0:07:34In it you will place 500,000

0:07:34 > 0:07:37In unmarked, non-sequentially numbered 100 bills.

0:07:37 > 0:07:39Do you understand?

0:07:39 > 0:07:40Sure.

0:07:40 > 0:07:42Monday morning at 11am,

0:07:42 > 0:07:45You will proceed to Hope Street Plaza

0:07:45 > 0:07:48and wait for a phone to ring.

0:07:48 > 0:07:49Do you understand?

0:07:49 > 0:07:51Yes, I do.

0:07:51 > 0:07:53You will be watched at all times.

0:07:53 > 0:07:56If any action is not carried out

0:07:56 > 0:07:57to our complete satisfaction,

0:07:57 > 0:08:00your wife will be killed.

0:08:00 > 0:08:02Do you understand?

0:08:02 > 0:08:03I believe so.

0:08:03 > 0:08:05If you notify the police or media,

0:08:05 > 0:08:07your wife will be killed.

0:08:07 > 0:08:10If you deviate from our instructions in any way,

0:08:10 > 0:08:12she will be killed.

0:08:12 > 0:08:14Do you understand?

0:08:14 > 0:08:16Perfectly.

0:08:18 > 0:08:20I'm at the Stone mansion in Bel Air,

0:08:20 > 0:08:23where 45 minutes ago Mr Stone received a call

0:08:23 > 0:08:27from a man demanding ransom for his wife Barbara.

0:08:46 > 0:08:48Mmm! Mmm!

0:08:48 > 0:08:50Uhh!

0:08:50 > 0:08:51Kenny!

0:08:51 > 0:08:53Uh! Uh!

0:08:53 > 0:08:55Mmm! Mmm!

0:08:55 > 0:08:56Unh!

0:08:56 > 0:08:58Grab her legs!

0:08:58 > 0:09:02Mmm!

0:09:15 > 0:09:17Yaah! Aah!

0:09:17 > 0:09:18Aah!

0:09:23 > 0:09:25Do you think she's dead?

0:09:36 > 0:09:37Aah!

0:10:13 > 0:10:15You fucked with the wrong person!

0:10:15 > 0:10:18My husband does business with the Mafia!

0:10:18 > 0:10:19When they track you down,

0:10:19 > 0:10:22you, your entire family, everybody you ever knew,

0:10:22 > 0:10:24will all get chain-saw enemas!

0:10:24 > 0:10:26That's not all!

0:10:27 > 0:10:32Oh, my God! I've been abducted by Huey and Dewey!

0:10:36 > 0:10:37Jesus Christ!

0:10:37 > 0:10:39It smells like a toilet in here!

0:10:39 > 0:10:40It's just ammonia.

0:10:40 > 0:10:42We cleaned this place up.

0:10:42 > 0:10:44I had a sponge...

0:10:44 > 0:10:47My husband worships the ground I walk on!

0:10:47 > 0:10:51When he hears about this, he will explode!

0:10:52 > 0:10:55Ha ha ha ha!

0:10:56 > 0:10:58Bye-bye, Barbara.

0:10:58 > 0:10:59Ha ha ha!

0:10:59 > 0:11:02A kidnapping today in Bel Air.

0:11:02 > 0:11:04Police tell us Barbara Stone,

0:11:04 > 0:11:06the wife of clothing tycoon Sam Stone,

0:11:06 > 0:11:10was abducted from the couple's estate.

0:11:10 > 0:11:13Preliminary sources indicated that Mr Stone

0:11:13 > 0:11:15was contacted late this afternoon,

0:11:15 > 0:11:18and that a ransom demand has been made.

0:11:18 > 0:11:20..kill Mrs Stone if his demands were not met.

0:11:20 > 0:11:22It's on every goddamn channel!

0:11:22 > 0:11:24Millionaire heiress Barbara Stone

0:11:24 > 0:11:25has been kidnapped...

0:11:25 > 0:11:30What did he do, hire a publicist?

0:11:30 > 0:11:31I feel terrible.

0:11:31 > 0:11:34Do you feel as guilty as I do?

0:11:34 > 0:11:36Are you kidding?

0:11:36 > 0:11:39He takes our money, steals your idea,

0:11:39 > 0:11:41goes out and makes a million dollars,

0:11:41 > 0:11:43and you feel guilty?

0:11:47 > 0:11:49I can't believe it.

0:11:49 > 0:11:51How many times have we been over this?

0:11:51 > 0:11:54Oh, honey, not again.

0:11:54 > 0:11:56Let me remind you of something.

0:11:56 > 0:11:59You are the spandex miniskirt king, not him.

0:11:59 > 0:12:02He is the spandex miniskirt thief.

0:12:02 > 0:12:05He's the one who should feel guilty.

0:12:05 > 0:12:08Look at this. Do you remember this?

0:12:08 > 0:12:10You cried for a week when you saw this.

0:12:10 > 0:12:12Look at the smile on that asshole.

0:12:12 > 0:12:14I know he stole it,

0:12:14 > 0:12:16but she didn't do anything.

0:12:16 > 0:12:17She's his partner!

0:12:17 > 0:12:19Damn it, Sandy,

0:12:19 > 0:12:21do you enjoy getting stepped on?

0:12:21 > 0:12:22Do you?

0:12:22 > 0:12:24Cos I don't.

0:12:24 > 0:12:26And I don't feel guilty.

0:12:26 > 0:12:29I take it back. I do feel guilty.

0:12:29 > 0:12:31I feel very guilty.

0:12:31 > 0:12:34I trusted a sleazeball like Sam Stone

0:12:34 > 0:12:37with our life savings on a handshake deal

0:12:37 > 0:12:40and sat there and watched him take it away.

0:12:42 > 0:12:44That's over. We know better now.

0:12:44 > 0:12:47From now on, we trust no one.

0:12:47 > 0:12:48To hell with everybody else.

0:12:48 > 0:12:51We've got to be ruthless. Think ruthless.

0:12:51 > 0:12:53What if I can't?

0:12:53 > 0:12:56You've got to. It makes you strong.

0:12:56 > 0:12:59Why be decent when nobody else is?

0:13:00 > 0:13:03Let's be assholes and get rich.

0:13:10 > 0:13:11Ooh! VACUUM REVS

0:13:11 > 0:13:13Ohh! REVS

0:13:13 > 0:13:14Ohh! REVS

0:13:14 > 0:13:15Ohh! REVS

0:13:15 > 0:13:16Ohh! REVS

0:13:16 > 0:13:17Oh, whoa!

0:13:17 > 0:13:21I'm crazy about you, you big galoot!

0:13:21 > 0:13:24Ooh! You were something today!

0:13:24 > 0:13:25Yeah.

0:13:25 > 0:13:28It just doesn't get any better than this.

0:13:28 > 0:13:30Mm, I'll take a quick shower.

0:13:30 > 0:13:32Can you be ready when I get out?

0:13:32 > 0:13:33Ready?

0:13:33 > 0:13:36You're getting ready for Sam.

0:13:36 > 0:13:38The video equipment, remember?

0:13:38 > 0:13:39Tonight's the night.

0:13:39 > 0:13:42Oh, yeah. I knew that.

0:13:42 > 0:13:45You remember where I told you to go?

0:13:45 > 0:13:48The old deserted bridge near the Hollywood sign.

0:13:48 > 0:13:50That's right. He'll have a rented car.

0:13:50 > 0:13:54He's afraid of getting blood on his sports car.

0:13:54 > 0:13:56Get as close as you can.

0:13:56 > 0:13:59Get a good shot of his face.

0:13:59 > 0:14:02Without it, we can't blackmail him.

0:14:02 > 0:14:04You get that videotape

0:14:04 > 0:14:06of Sam finishing off his wife,

0:14:06 > 0:14:09and he will give us anything we want

0:14:09 > 0:14:12for the rest of his life.

0:14:12 > 0:14:16Yeah. Then we're off to Haiti.

0:14:16 > 0:14:19Not Haiti - Tahiti.

0:14:20 > 0:14:22I knew that.

0:14:22 > 0:14:25The passports came today.

0:14:30 > 0:14:31Cool.

0:14:39 > 0:14:42Frank. Glad you're here.

0:14:42 > 0:14:43What have we got?

0:14:43 > 0:14:44We found a chloroform-soaked handkerchief

0:14:44 > 0:14:46stuffed down in the garbage,

0:14:46 > 0:14:49and a tyre print on the lawn.

0:14:49 > 0:14:52We found blood in the kitchen.

0:14:52 > 0:14:53Where's Mr Stone?

0:14:53 > 0:14:54Upstairs.

0:14:54 > 0:14:57He seems pretty upset.

0:14:57 > 0:14:59POP MUSIC PLAYS

0:14:59 > 0:15:01KNOCK ON DOOR

0:15:01 > 0:15:03Yes?

0:15:03 > 0:15:06Mr Stone, Lieutenant Bender and Walters are here.

0:15:06 > 0:15:09They'd like to start as soon as possible.

0:15:09 > 0:15:11I'll be right there.

0:15:15 > 0:15:18Ow! Oh! Oh!

0:15:19 > 0:15:21Ah!

0:15:38 > 0:15:41SOBBING

0:15:41 > 0:15:43So soon...

0:15:43 > 0:15:44Ha ha!

0:16:28 > 0:16:31I like to hear a woman make noise.

0:16:31 > 0:16:34I'll scream my head off, honey.

0:16:34 > 0:16:36It's your money.

0:16:36 > 0:16:39My wife just lays there like a gunnysack.

0:16:41 > 0:16:43Aah!

0:16:43 > 0:16:45MOANING

0:16:45 > 0:16:47Oh, my God!

0:16:47 > 0:16:49She isn't dead yet.

0:16:49 > 0:16:52He's going to kill her right here!

0:16:52 > 0:16:54Ohh! Ohh!

0:16:54 > 0:16:56Aah! Aah!

0:16:56 > 0:16:57Oh!

0:16:57 > 0:16:59Aah! Ohh!

0:16:59 > 0:17:01Ohh!

0:17:01 > 0:17:02Aah!

0:17:02 > 0:17:03Ohh!

0:17:04 > 0:17:06Oh! Aah!

0:17:06 > 0:17:08Aah!

0:17:08 > 0:17:09Ugh...

0:17:09 > 0:17:11Aaaah! Ohh!

0:17:11 > 0:17:13Ohh! Unh!

0:17:13 > 0:17:15Aah! Aah!

0:17:15 > 0:17:17HORN HONKS Aaah!

0:17:17 > 0:17:19Ohh! Aah!

0:17:19 > 0:17:20Aaah!

0:17:20 > 0:17:23Ohh! Aaaah!

0:17:23 > 0:17:25VOMITING

0:17:25 > 0:17:29I have no enemies that I know of.

0:17:29 > 0:17:31I'm a businessman.

0:17:31 > 0:17:35I manufacture women's sportswear.

0:17:35 > 0:17:37I think I've heard of you.

0:17:37 > 0:17:39Don't they call you the spandex king?

0:17:39 > 0:17:42The spandex miniskirt king.

0:17:42 > 0:17:44Probably read one of the articles.

0:17:44 > 0:17:47It was his idea - spandex miniskirts.

0:17:47 > 0:17:48Was there anybody here today

0:17:48 > 0:17:50when you came home - servants, maids?

0:17:50 > 0:17:53It's the maid's day off.

0:17:53 > 0:17:56Did you notice anything out of the ordinary?

0:17:56 > 0:17:58Not that I can remember.

0:17:58 > 0:18:00When did you come home?

0:18:00 > 0:18:03That's the dog. She isn't properly house trained.

0:18:07 > 0:18:10No, it's sweet.

0:18:10 > 0:18:13The dog's a little diabetic.

0:18:13 > 0:18:15I think it's wine or...

0:18:15 > 0:18:17Oh, oh!

0:18:17 > 0:18:19I know what that must be.

0:18:19 > 0:18:23I closed a very important business deal this morning,

0:18:23 > 0:18:27and when I came home, I opened a bottle of champagne.

0:18:27 > 0:18:31As I was walking through the house celebrating,

0:18:31 > 0:18:37I called to Barbara to come and share the moment with me.

0:18:37 > 0:18:40She never came.

0:18:40 > 0:18:42Those monsters!

0:18:52 > 0:18:54Earl!

0:18:54 > 0:18:55It was horrible.

0:18:55 > 0:18:57She wasn't drugged or anything.

0:18:57 > 0:18:59What happened?

0:18:59 > 0:19:01She screamed and screamed,

0:19:01 > 0:19:03and, God, it took forever!

0:19:03 > 0:19:05It must have lasted two minutes.

0:19:05 > 0:19:07He kept stopping and starting.

0:19:07 > 0:19:10He'd let her catch her breath and start again.

0:19:10 > 0:19:12She'd scream louder and louder.

0:19:12 > 0:19:16When she finally died, he looked so satisfied,

0:19:16 > 0:19:19I thought he was going to light a cigarette.

0:19:19 > 0:19:22Son of a bitch enjoyed it.

0:19:23 > 0:19:25Sam's just been on TV

0:19:25 > 0:19:26claiming she was kidnapped.

0:19:26 > 0:19:28She wasn't kidnapped. He killed her.

0:19:28 > 0:19:31Honey, I know. It's an alibi.

0:19:31 > 0:19:34He said that to throw the police off his trail.

0:19:34 > 0:19:35You're going to watch that?

0:19:35 > 0:19:37I think I should.

0:19:37 > 0:19:39Baby, you don't want to. It'll make you sick.

0:19:39 > 0:19:41I think I can take it.

0:19:41 > 0:19:44Oh, no.

0:19:44 > 0:19:46Aah! Ohh!

0:19:46 > 0:19:49Oh! Oh!

0:19:49 > 0:19:51Ooh! I can't watch this.

0:19:51 > 0:19:53DOORBELL RINGS

0:19:56 > 0:19:59He actually went through with it.

0:19:59 > 0:20:00GASPS

0:20:04 > 0:20:06Stay here. Don't come out.

0:20:06 > 0:20:08Sam's here.

0:20:13 > 0:20:14Ta-da!

0:20:14 > 0:20:16# Zip-a-dee doo-dah

0:20:16 > 0:20:18# Zip-a-dee-ay

0:20:18 > 0:20:21# My, oh, my what a wonderful day! #

0:20:21 > 0:20:23I've been watching you on TV.

0:20:23 > 0:20:25Good performance, Sam.

0:20:25 > 0:20:27What a story!

0:20:27 > 0:20:29"Barbara Stone kidnapped."

0:20:29 > 0:20:31I couldn't have made up anything better.

0:20:31 > 0:20:32It's brilliant!

0:20:32 > 0:20:34And the press loves it.

0:20:34 > 0:20:36Well, that's very clever, Sam.

0:20:36 > 0:20:39It's inspired.

0:20:39 > 0:20:41Imagine - someone demanding money from me

0:20:41 > 0:20:44to keep Barbara alive.

0:20:44 > 0:20:45Unbelievable!

0:20:45 > 0:20:47Idiots!

0:20:47 > 0:20:49Come on. Let's have a drink.

0:20:49 > 0:20:51I can't stay long.

0:20:51 > 0:20:54I've got to get back and look sad.

0:20:54 > 0:20:56The police believed you?

0:20:56 > 0:20:58They ate it up.

0:20:58 > 0:21:00I fed 'em a banquet of bullshit.

0:21:00 > 0:21:01I threw them off by miles.

0:21:01 > 0:21:06All I have to do is just do nothing.

0:21:06 > 0:21:10I have to show up at the fictitious ransom drop.

0:21:10 > 0:21:12You made up your own ransom drop?

0:21:12 > 0:21:16Naturally. I got news for you, Carol.

0:21:16 > 0:21:19That woman ain't comin' back.

0:21:19 > 0:21:21I know.

0:21:21 > 0:21:23Ha ha ha!

0:21:23 > 0:21:25Did you have any trouble?

0:21:25 > 0:21:27Nah! I'm telling you, I enjoyed it!

0:21:27 > 0:21:29I'm having fun.

0:21:29 > 0:21:30POP!

0:21:30 > 0:21:32Aah!

0:21:32 > 0:21:33We'll clean the rug, honey.

0:21:33 > 0:21:35Oh! Ha ha! Oh!

0:21:35 > 0:21:38For you, my cupcake.

0:21:38 > 0:21:40To the kidnappers.

0:21:46 > 0:21:51To the future Mrs Sam Stone.

0:21:53 > 0:21:55Umm!

0:21:55 > 0:21:57Whoops! I got to run.

0:21:57 > 0:21:58I'm sorry.

0:21:58 > 0:22:00I was hoping we'd have time for a little...

0:22:00 > 0:22:01Unh!

0:22:01 > 0:22:03..poke in the whiskers.

0:22:03 > 0:22:04What a shame.

0:22:04 > 0:22:08I'll take a rain check and a few bonbons.

0:22:08 > 0:22:10# Zip-a-dee doo-dah

0:22:10 > 0:22:12# Zip-a-dee-ay... #

0:22:15 > 0:22:18Moose always winds up with an opponent.

0:22:18 > 0:22:20Merdo's going to get a taste...

0:22:20 > 0:22:21CRASH

0:22:21 > 0:22:24Ooh, my. Look at all that hair...

0:22:24 > 0:22:25or fur, if you would.

0:22:43 > 0:22:44You OK?

0:23:05 > 0:23:06She's out!

0:23:06 > 0:23:07Help! Police!

0:23:07 > 0:23:08Get the chloroform!

0:23:08 > 0:23:12Police! Somebody help me!

0:23:12 > 0:23:13Uhh!

0:23:13 > 0:23:14Aah!

0:23:14 > 0:23:17Get me the police! I've been kidnapped!

0:23:17 > 0:23:18God!

0:23:18 > 0:23:20How do I know where I am?

0:23:23 > 0:23:24Good.

0:23:24 > 0:23:27Now be quiet and don't move.

0:23:27 > 0:23:29Nice faces.

0:23:29 > 0:23:32Nice, easily identifiable faces.

0:23:34 > 0:23:35Boo! Aaah!

0:23:35 > 0:23:37I can't do this anymore!

0:23:40 > 0:23:41Ow!

0:23:41 > 0:23:43God, that hurts!

0:23:45 > 0:23:47Ah. Ohh!

0:23:59 > 0:24:00Aah!

0:24:00 > 0:24:03Aah! Oh!

0:24:03 > 0:24:04Ah!

0:24:13 > 0:24:16WHIRRING

0:24:19 > 0:24:21Aah!

0:24:21 > 0:24:22Oh!

0:24:22 > 0:24:24Oh! Aah!

0:24:24 > 0:24:26Mmm!

0:24:26 > 0:24:27Mmm! Mmm!

0:24:27 > 0:24:29Aah!

0:24:29 > 0:24:34Aah! Ugh. Uh...

0:25:01 > 0:25:04This is Sergeant Blake at the lab.

0:25:04 > 0:25:08I'd like a purchase search on Uniroyal model NXP.

0:25:08 > 0:25:12That's right, for all of LA county.

0:25:14 > 0:25:15This is Action Newsbreak.

0:25:15 > 0:25:18Police are at the scene of a murder in Inglewood.

0:25:18 > 0:25:21It may be another attack by the Bedroom Killer.

0:25:21 > 0:25:25Police are asking anyone who has seen this man

0:25:25 > 0:25:28to contact them at...

0:25:28 > 0:25:30Police have issued a warning

0:25:30 > 0:25:32that this man is extremely dangerous,

0:25:32 > 0:25:35and citizens should not attempt to apprehend him.

0:25:35 > 0:25:37This is Action Newsbreak.

0:25:37 > 0:25:39Away it goes.

0:25:39 > 0:25:40Trying to beat...

0:25:42 > 0:25:44Money...

0:25:44 > 0:25:476, keep going. Steady. Nice and tall.

0:25:47 > 0:25:50Come on. Knees up and reach.

0:25:50 > 0:25:51Get those heels down

0:25:51 > 0:25:53and pull those abdominals in.

0:25:53 > 0:25:55Pull them in. Suck them up.

0:26:06 > 0:26:10If you're still on that couch eating that doughnut,

0:26:10 > 0:26:12put it down and get up.

0:26:12 > 0:26:143, 4.

0:26:14 > 0:26:17Standing nice and tall. Heels down and front.

0:26:17 > 0:26:20Come on, reach.

0:26:30 > 0:26:33Get those pepperoni thighs nice and high,

0:26:33 > 0:26:36And reach. Do it a little higher.

0:26:36 > 0:26:38Squeeze those buns.

0:26:38 > 0:26:41Remember, if you don't, no one else will.

0:26:41 > 0:26:43PANTING

0:26:43 > 0:26:45Don't forget to breathe.

0:26:45 > 0:26:48Ahh! Ah. Ah.

0:26:48 > 0:26:51What if he doesn't show?

0:26:51 > 0:26:54Well, then you get to keep her.

0:27:00 > 0:27:02Everything's going to work.

0:27:07 > 0:27:09I'll call you.

0:27:16 > 0:27:18Sandy, he's going to show.

0:27:18 > 0:27:20It's his wife.

0:27:21 > 0:27:24PHONE RINGS

0:27:31 > 0:27:33Where are you, Sam?

0:27:33 > 0:27:35PHONE RINGS

0:27:43 > 0:27:46You son of a bitch.

0:27:46 > 0:27:48I'm gonna turn your transmitter on.

0:27:48 > 0:27:50You can't see the microphone?

0:27:50 > 0:27:51No. It looks fine.

0:27:51 > 0:27:54Mr Stone... telephone.

0:27:59 > 0:28:00Hello.

0:28:00 > 0:28:03Mr Stone, we had a meeting.

0:28:03 > 0:28:06Yeah, Harry, I have some friends here.

0:28:06 > 0:28:08Why don't you call me on my office line?

0:28:08 > 0:28:11555-7583, right?

0:28:11 > 0:28:13Business associate.

0:28:14 > 0:28:19555-7583. 555-7583.

0:28:20 > 0:28:22PHONE RINGS

0:28:24 > 0:28:26Hello.

0:28:26 > 0:28:28Mr Stone, why have you failed to appear

0:28:28 > 0:28:30at the designated destination?

0:28:30 > 0:28:33I just couldn't make it.

0:28:33 > 0:28:35The cops are there, right?

0:28:35 > 0:28:37That's right. Reporters, too.

0:28:37 > 0:28:40All right, Mr Stone. I'm a reasonable man.

0:28:40 > 0:28:44I'm going to give you one more chance.

0:28:44 > 0:28:47We will reschedule our rendezvous for Wednesday.

0:28:47 > 0:28:48Do you understand?

0:28:48 > 0:28:50You're rescheduling?

0:28:50 > 0:28:51Yes, I am.

0:28:51 > 0:28:53So she's still alive?

0:28:53 > 0:28:55She's in perfect health.

0:28:55 > 0:28:57Uh...

0:28:57 > 0:29:00In our previous discussion,

0:29:00 > 0:29:03you mentioned that you would... um...kill my wife

0:29:03 > 0:29:05if procedure wasn't followed accurately,

0:29:05 > 0:29:07and that still goes?

0:29:07 > 0:29:09Definitely.

0:29:09 > 0:29:12Uh...what method would you use?

0:29:12 > 0:29:14A bullet through the head...

0:29:14 > 0:29:16at close range.

0:29:16 > 0:29:20That would do it. No question.

0:29:21 > 0:29:24Um...well, you've got me convinced.

0:29:26 > 0:29:27Until Wednesday.

0:29:27 > 0:29:29Till Wednesday, then.

0:29:32 > 0:29:34Muffy...

0:29:34 > 0:29:37You've taken your last piss on my rug.

0:29:39 > 0:29:41Tell Mr Stone it's time to leave for the ransom drop.

0:29:41 > 0:29:42I hope he's not...

0:29:42 > 0:29:43GUNFIRE

0:29:43 > 0:29:46Oh, my God!

0:29:46 > 0:29:47YAPPING

0:29:49 > 0:29:52It just... it just went off.

0:30:02 > 0:30:06# Coast to coast via satellite

0:30:06 > 0:30:09# The greatest show in town

0:30:09 > 0:30:14# Tonight we crown the champion, yeah

0:30:14 > 0:30:17# So spread the word around

0:30:17 > 0:30:19# Who's the best?

0:30:19 > 0:30:22# Pass the test

0:30:22 > 0:30:25# Who's got that look in their eyes? #

0:30:25 > 0:30:27Better give him a call.

0:30:34 > 0:30:36PHONE RINGS

0:30:43 > 0:30:45Hello?

0:30:45 > 0:30:46This is Bender.

0:30:46 > 0:30:49It's been an hour. He hasn't shown up.

0:30:49 > 0:30:51I don't think they will.

0:30:51 > 0:30:53Why don't you go home?

0:30:53 > 0:30:55We'll send an unmarked car to follow you.

0:30:55 > 0:30:58All right. All right.

0:31:04 > 0:31:07Give me your money, Jack, before I kill you.

0:31:08 > 0:31:09Come on. Come on.

0:31:09 > 0:31:11Here you go.

0:31:11 > 0:31:12Give me your wallet

0:31:12 > 0:31:15before I stick this right through your back.

0:31:15 > 0:31:17All right. Yo, my wallet.

0:31:17 > 0:31:20And your jewellery - your watch, rings, everything.

0:31:20 > 0:31:23You want my underwear, too, you piece of shit?

0:31:23 > 0:31:24Here.

0:31:27 > 0:31:30This town's got some Neighbourhood Watch.

0:31:32 > 0:31:34I brought you more magazines.

0:31:34 > 0:31:36More magazines?

0:31:36 > 0:31:38How long do you plan on keeping me?

0:31:38 > 0:31:40As soon as Mr Stone pays the ransom.

0:31:40 > 0:31:42It should be Monday.

0:31:42 > 0:31:46Good. I'd hate to miss my doctor's appointment.

0:31:46 > 0:31:49Doctor's appointment? Do you need medication?

0:31:49 > 0:31:51I get a urine injection.

0:31:51 > 0:31:54You get urine injected? Why?

0:31:54 > 0:31:56It promotes weight loss.

0:31:56 > 0:31:58Does it work?

0:31:58 > 0:32:00Yeah, it works.

0:32:04 > 0:32:07"Lancome throat and firming massage creams,

0:32:07 > 0:32:08"sperm whale oil,

0:32:08 > 0:32:10"Royal queen bee jelly."

0:32:10 > 0:32:12We can't afford these things.

0:32:12 > 0:32:15That's not my problem. It's yours.

0:32:15 > 0:32:19Supply these, and I'll tell the jury you acted humanely.

0:32:19 > 0:32:21It might make the difference between life...

0:32:21 > 0:32:23CRASH!

0:32:23 > 0:32:25..and the chair.

0:32:25 > 0:32:28A-a-a-a-aagh!

0:32:28 > 0:32:29Uhh! Uhh!

0:32:29 > 0:32:31Ugh...

0:32:32 > 0:32:34Or the gas chamber.

0:32:34 > 0:32:37Hiss...

0:32:37 > 0:32:39GASPING

0:32:41 > 0:32:44Sometimes, if it's a firing squad,

0:32:44 > 0:32:47they miss all the major arteries.

0:32:47 > 0:32:49Bang!

0:32:49 > 0:32:51And you don't die right away.

0:32:51 > 0:32:55You kind of just... hang on...

0:32:55 > 0:32:57bleeding...

0:32:57 > 0:32:59bleeding...

0:32:59 > 0:33:01Uhh! ..bleeding...

0:33:01 > 0:33:03Aah!

0:33:03 > 0:33:04..endlessly.

0:33:04 > 0:33:06DOOR SLAMS

0:33:11 > 0:33:14I want you to mail this from across town.

0:33:14 > 0:33:16I don't want him seeing

0:33:16 > 0:33:17the postmark from my neighbourhood.

0:33:17 > 0:33:19Right. You're good at this.

0:33:19 > 0:33:22We can't be too careful with Sam.

0:33:22 > 0:33:24He's a very suspicious man.

0:33:24 > 0:33:25Yeah.

0:33:25 > 0:33:28I've got to see him one more time.

0:33:28 > 0:33:30If I don't see him on his birthday,

0:33:30 > 0:33:32he'll be very, very suspicious.

0:33:32 > 0:33:36He'll be expecting his usual present.

0:33:38 > 0:33:39It's been horrible.

0:33:39 > 0:33:41No matter what I do,

0:33:41 > 0:33:44she just tears into me.

0:33:44 > 0:33:46She hates me.

0:33:46 > 0:33:49Sandy, you're her kidnapper.

0:33:49 > 0:33:51She's supposed to hate you.

0:33:53 > 0:33:55I'll take it.

0:33:55 > 0:33:56OK.

0:33:56 > 0:33:58Just ignore her.

0:33:58 > 0:33:59Heeya!

0:34:06 > 0:34:08No dinner for you, then.

0:34:08 > 0:34:11Gee whiz! That really hurts.

0:34:11 > 0:34:13I'm a real aficionado of death camp cuisine!

0:34:13 > 0:34:15Look...

0:34:15 > 0:34:17as long as you're here,

0:34:17 > 0:34:19why don't you just pretend

0:34:19 > 0:34:21to be a guest?

0:34:21 > 0:34:22WOLF WHISTLE

0:34:22 > 0:34:24Nice butt.

0:34:24 > 0:34:26That's what they'll say.

0:34:26 > 0:34:28Beg your pardon?

0:34:28 > 0:34:30Nice butt.

0:34:30 > 0:34:32That's what they'll say on your first day

0:34:32 > 0:34:34in the Men's Club.

0:34:34 > 0:34:36Men's Club?

0:34:36 > 0:34:38The San Quentin Country Club.

0:34:38 > 0:34:42You'll be the belle of the ball.

0:34:42 > 0:34:45Your dance card will be filled every day.

0:34:45 > 0:34:47You'll be so popular,

0:34:47 > 0:34:50making all kinds of new, close friends.

0:34:50 > 0:34:53Big, ugly, hairy friends.

0:34:53 > 0:34:55Not that you'll see what they look like

0:34:55 > 0:34:59cos you'll be facing the other way.

0:35:02 > 0:35:05You're very good at this.

0:35:05 > 0:35:07You should write children's books.

0:35:10 > 0:35:12Ruff! Ruff!

0:35:12 > 0:35:14Oh, get! Get away!

0:35:14 > 0:35:16Get out of here, you smelly piece of...

0:35:16 > 0:35:18Get! Get! Go on!

0:35:19 > 0:35:22Do your attack dogs just attack people,

0:35:22 > 0:35:25or can you get them to attack little dogs?

0:35:27 > 0:35:30Well, what if you starved them for a while?

0:35:32 > 0:35:35Oh. All right, thank you.

0:35:36 > 0:35:38BEEP! Yeah?

0:35:38 > 0:35:39Miss Farnsworth to see you.

0:35:39 > 0:35:41Send her in.

0:35:41 > 0:35:43DOOR OPENS

0:35:43 > 0:35:46Happy birthday, Sam.

0:35:51 > 0:35:53I brought you your present.

0:35:55 > 0:35:57Oh, yeah? Where is it?

0:35:59 > 0:36:02Here it is, Sam.

0:36:02 > 0:36:05Does it meet with your satisfaction?

0:36:05 > 0:36:06Mmm...

0:36:06 > 0:36:09Is there anything else you desire?

0:36:09 > 0:36:11How about a big dog?

0:36:11 > 0:36:14Can you get one?

0:36:14 > 0:36:16A big dog?

0:36:16 > 0:36:19Yeah, like a great dane or a mastiff.

0:36:19 > 0:36:20How big's a shepherd get?

0:36:20 > 0:36:24Sam, as sexually provocative

0:36:24 > 0:36:25as I like to think I am...

0:36:25 > 0:36:28I'm not asking you to screw the dog, Carol.

0:36:28 > 0:36:31It's for me.

0:36:37 > 0:36:40See, that's what I've got.

0:36:40 > 0:36:42It's the best they carry.

0:36:42 > 0:36:44Can I help you?

0:36:44 > 0:36:47Yeah. Katie's here to get a stereo,

0:36:47 > 0:36:51And I'm seeing that she doesn't get ripped off.

0:36:51 > 0:36:54Don't worry. I'm not like the others.

0:36:54 > 0:36:56How much did you want to spend?

0:36:56 > 0:36:57- 800. - 500.

0:36:57 > 0:36:59500.

0:36:59 > 0:37:01OK. I think I have an idea.

0:37:01 > 0:37:03Let's start with speakers.

0:37:03 > 0:37:05Over here, we have a great speaker,

0:37:05 > 0:37:07the Century EV-1.

0:37:07 > 0:37:12Consumer Stereo rated this a Best Buy.

0:37:12 > 0:37:14What do you think of this one?

0:37:14 > 0:37:15The Dominator X1?

0:37:17 > 0:37:20Well, the Dominator's a good marketing idea,

0:37:20 > 0:37:23but it's really not a good speaker.

0:37:23 > 0:37:28We mark it up 500% and sell it at 50% off.

0:37:28 > 0:37:30The customer thinks he's getting a deal,

0:37:30 > 0:37:32and we make a bundle.

0:37:32 > 0:37:34It's so big and impressive.

0:37:34 > 0:37:36Size means very little.

0:37:36 > 0:37:38Bigger is not necessarily better.

0:37:38 > 0:37:42I sound like Dr Ruth. Ha ha ha!

0:37:42 > 0:37:46You mean the Dominator's like a...

0:37:46 > 0:37:49The Dominators are very popular with men

0:37:49 > 0:37:52who'd like to have bigger...uh...

0:37:52 > 0:37:54Equipment?

0:37:54 > 0:37:55Exactly.

0:37:58 > 0:38:00All right, let's try this one.

0:38:00 > 0:38:02The knees are bent down. Hips tucked under.

0:38:02 > 0:38:06We're going to work on the waist, loosen it up.

0:38:06 > 0:38:10Out, and reach as far as you can.

0:38:10 > 0:38:12Keep going. OK, left.

0:38:12 > 0:38:13Hold it to the left.

0:38:13 > 0:38:15Reach as far as you can.

0:38:15 > 0:38:18Reach the right arm up.

0:38:18 > 0:38:20Very slowly twist through the rib cage,

0:38:20 > 0:38:23and then slowly lift that right leg up

0:38:23 > 0:38:25and hold it. All right.

0:38:25 > 0:38:27Aah...

0:38:27 > 0:38:28Keep holding it.

0:38:28 > 0:38:31Doesn't that feel good?

0:38:36 > 0:38:38Muffy? Oh, Muffy?

0:38:38 > 0:38:40GROWLING

0:38:40 > 0:38:41YAPPING

0:38:44 > 0:38:47Muffy...meet Adolph.

0:38:47 > 0:38:50Adolph, eat Muffy.

0:38:53 > 0:38:55Bon appetit, Adolph.

0:38:59 > 0:39:02Junk. Garbage. Garbage. Junk.

0:39:04 > 0:39:06What do we got here?

0:39:23 > 0:39:24Aah!

0:39:24 > 0:39:26Aah! Oh!

0:39:26 > 0:39:28Ah! Oh!

0:39:28 > 0:39:30Aah!

0:39:30 > 0:39:31Oh...

0:39:31 > 0:39:33Ah! Ah! Oh!

0:39:33 > 0:39:37Oh! Oh! Oh. Uh.

0:39:37 > 0:39:40Ah! Uh...uh...

0:39:40 > 0:39:43Oh! Oh! Ahh...

0:39:43 > 0:39:47Aah!

0:39:49 > 0:39:50Ohh! Ohh!

0:39:50 > 0:39:51More!

0:39:51 > 0:39:53Oh. Ha ha ha!

0:39:55 > 0:39:56PHONE RINGS

0:39:59 > 0:40:01Hello.

0:40:01 > 0:40:03Carol, I got your tape.

0:40:03 > 0:40:06What are you talking about?

0:40:06 > 0:40:08The tape. The videotape.

0:40:08 > 0:40:11What makes you think it was me?

0:40:11 > 0:40:14Who else would send me something like this?

0:40:14 > 0:40:16Ohh!

0:40:16 > 0:40:19It's Sam. He's onto us.

0:40:19 > 0:40:21How the hell did you get this, Carol?

0:40:21 > 0:40:24A friend of mine took it.

0:40:24 > 0:40:26It's terrific.

0:40:26 > 0:40:28I know why you sent me this tape, honey.

0:40:28 > 0:40:30And you know what I'm going to do?

0:40:30 > 0:40:34I'm going to do the same thing with you,

0:40:34 > 0:40:37and you, too, can scream your brains out

0:40:37 > 0:40:39because no one's going to hear.

0:40:39 > 0:40:43You are going to be begging me for mercy.

0:40:43 > 0:40:45Whimpering. Ha ha ha!

0:40:45 > 0:40:47Here she goes again. Listen to this.

0:40:47 > 0:40:49This is my favourite part.

0:40:49 > 0:40:53Aah! Aah! Aaaah!

0:40:53 > 0:40:54Aah!

0:40:59 > 0:41:01He's going to kill me.

0:41:01 > 0:41:03He's going to torture me and kill me.

0:41:03 > 0:41:05I can't stay here.

0:41:05 > 0:41:07I'm going to have to stay...

0:41:07 > 0:41:09at your place.

0:41:09 > 0:41:10HORN HONKS

0:41:10 > 0:41:12# Well, Jimmy Lee was hookin' round the far turn

0:41:12 > 0:41:16# Of a funky southern Florida dirt track

0:41:16 > 0:41:18# He had mud caked on his goggles

0:41:18 > 0:41:21# And a screamin' 350 stacked up on his back

0:41:21 > 0:41:23# Well, as he passed the stands

0:41:23 > 0:41:24# He was feelin' all tuckered out

0:41:24 > 0:41:26# When through the roar of his engine... #

0:41:27 > 0:41:29Don't worry, honey.

0:41:29 > 0:41:31You can stay here as long as you want.

0:41:34 > 0:41:35Aw, shoot!

0:41:35 > 0:41:37Crockett and Tubbs - they're floating.

0:41:37 > 0:41:40I can't sit here and wait for him

0:41:40 > 0:41:43to track me down and kill me.

0:41:43 > 0:41:46We've got to get Sam put in jail.

0:41:46 > 0:41:49I want you to make

0:41:49 > 0:41:50another copy of that tape,

0:41:50 > 0:41:53and this one's for the police.

0:41:55 > 0:41:58PHONE RINGS

0:42:12 > 0:42:15I guess it's just a matter of time

0:42:15 > 0:42:18before you're caught, right, honeybuns?

0:42:18 > 0:42:22Barbara, I want to ask you a personal question.

0:42:23 > 0:42:27You and Mr Stone...

0:42:27 > 0:42:29did you get along?

0:42:32 > 0:42:34FOOTSTEPS

0:42:35 > 0:42:37So, what did she say?

0:42:37 > 0:42:39She just insulted me.

0:42:42 > 0:42:44I don't think he loves her.

0:42:44 > 0:42:46Face it, she's not Mother Teresa.

0:42:46 > 0:42:48Gandhi would have strangled her.

0:42:48 > 0:42:51What are we going to do?

0:42:51 > 0:42:54I'm tired of being scared all the time.

0:42:54 > 0:42:56I can't take this anymore.

0:42:56 > 0:42:58I know he's bluffing.

0:42:58 > 0:43:00I just know it.

0:43:02 > 0:43:06I've got to be really tough with him.

0:43:06 > 0:43:09Never let the seller know you're hot to trot.

0:43:09 > 0:43:11Tell him you haven't got the money.

0:43:11 > 0:43:13PHONE RINGS

0:43:14 > 0:43:15Hello?

0:43:15 > 0:43:17Debbie?

0:43:17 > 0:43:19Yeah, Debbie's here. Who's this?

0:43:19 > 0:43:22Well, Ralph, Debbie can't talk right now.

0:43:22 > 0:43:24My dick's in her mouth.

0:43:24 > 0:43:27How about I have her call you back when I'm done?

0:43:27 > 0:43:29I love wrong numbers.

0:43:29 > 0:43:32Anyway, tell him you don't have the money.

0:43:32 > 0:43:35That it's all tied up in investments.

0:43:35 > 0:43:36PHONE RINGS

0:43:36 > 0:43:38Hang on.

0:43:38 > 0:43:41A bad salesman automatically drops his price.

0:43:41 > 0:43:44Bad salesmen make me sick.

0:43:44 > 0:43:45Hello?

0:43:45 > 0:43:50Mr Stone... do you love your wife?

0:43:50 > 0:43:51Hang on.

0:43:51 > 0:43:52Would you excuse me, please?

0:43:52 > 0:43:54Sure, Mr Stone.

0:43:58 > 0:44:00Go ahead.

0:44:00 > 0:44:04Mr Stone, you love your wife, don't you?

0:44:04 > 0:44:06Sure, I love her.

0:44:06 > 0:44:10Mr Stone, we demand a satisfactory explanation

0:44:10 > 0:44:12why you haven't shown with the money.

0:44:12 > 0:44:14You're asking a lot of cash.

0:44:14 > 0:44:16I haven't got that kind of money.

0:44:16 > 0:44:18It's all tied up in investments.

0:44:18 > 0:44:19I'm sorry.

0:44:19 > 0:44:22Sorry? What do you mean "sorry"?

0:44:22 > 0:44:23No can do.

0:44:23 > 0:44:24What?!

0:44:24 > 0:44:26No deal.

0:44:26 > 0:44:28Take your business elsewhere.

0:44:28 > 0:44:29What?

0:44:29 > 0:44:30No cashola.

0:44:32 > 0:44:36Uh...wh-wh-what about...less?

0:44:36 > 0:44:39You make me sick.

0:44:39 > 0:44:40Make me an offer.

0:44:40 > 0:44:42Uh...bring...

0:44:43 > 0:44:47..bring 50,000...

0:44:47 > 0:44:49in unmarked bills...

0:44:49 > 0:44:52to the same phone...

0:44:52 > 0:44:54..on...at noon on Thursday.

0:44:54 > 0:44:57Thursday. Tomorrow's Thursday. You mean tomorrow?

0:44:57 > 0:44:58Yes, tomorrow!

0:44:58 > 0:45:00Bring 50,000 tomorrow!

0:45:00 > 0:45:03And if I don't?

0:45:03 > 0:45:06You'll see your wife in the morgue, pal.

0:45:16 > 0:45:21Mr Stone, we think we've found your wife.

0:45:21 > 0:45:23We'll need you to come identify the body.

0:45:39 > 0:45:40Uh-huh.

0:45:44 > 0:45:47That's not her.

0:45:48 > 0:45:50There must be some mistake.

0:45:50 > 0:45:53We want the woman who was brought in this morning.

0:45:53 > 0:45:56Jane Doe 56? She's in the next room.

0:46:07 > 0:46:12It looks like her... a lot like her,

0:46:12 > 0:46:15but it's not her.

0:46:18 > 0:46:21My Barbara, she's alive!

0:46:23 > 0:46:24SOBBING

0:46:31 > 0:46:33# You see her sittin' with her coffee and her paper

0:46:33 > 0:46:35# With her high top sneakers

0:46:35 > 0:46:37# Of Italian design

0:46:37 > 0:46:40# With a long, cool stare she aggravates the tension

0:46:40 > 0:46:44# Makes up her face while she makes up her mind

0:46:44 > 0:46:45# Now you're in trouble

0:46:45 > 0:46:47# Maybe she's an intellectual

0:46:47 > 0:46:50# What if she figures out you're not very smart?

0:46:50 > 0:46:51# Or maybe she's the quiet type

0:46:51 > 0:46:53# Who's into heavy metal

0:46:53 > 0:46:55# Boy, you got to get it settled

0:46:55 > 0:46:57# Cos she's breakin' your heart

0:46:57 > 0:46:58# Don't try to put on an act

0:46:58 > 0:47:03# You can't do that to a modern woman

0:47:03 > 0:47:05# And you're an old-fashioned man

0:47:05 > 0:47:09# She understands the things you're doin'

0:47:09 > 0:47:13# She's a modern woman

0:47:25 > 0:47:28# She's a modern woman

0:47:30 > 0:47:34# She's a modern woman. #

0:47:34 > 0:47:35Aah! Aah!

0:47:35 > 0:47:36Aah!

0:47:36 > 0:47:40Aah! Aah!

0:47:40 > 0:47:42Aah! Aah!

0:47:42 > 0:47:44More!

0:47:44 > 0:47:46Aah! Aah!

0:47:46 > 0:47:48Uhh!

0:47:48 > 0:47:50Unh! Aah!

0:47:50 > 0:47:52Uhh! Uhh!

0:47:52 > 0:47:53BEEP

0:47:53 > 0:47:54CLICK

0:47:57 > 0:47:58Yes?

0:47:58 > 0:48:00Sir, there's someone on the phone.

0:48:00 > 0:48:02They say they sent you that tape.

0:48:02 > 0:48:05Put them through, please.

0:48:08 > 0:48:09Hello?

0:48:09 > 0:48:12Hello. Is this Chief Benton?

0:48:12 > 0:48:15Uh...yes.

0:48:15 > 0:48:17I'm the one who sent you the tape.

0:48:17 > 0:48:20Have you had a look at it yet?

0:48:20 > 0:48:22Yes. I just saw it.

0:48:22 > 0:48:24So what do you think?

0:48:24 > 0:48:26Well, obviously it's very upsetting.

0:48:26 > 0:48:30This whole thing's making me ill.

0:48:30 > 0:48:32Oh, I agree. That poor woman.

0:48:32 > 0:48:34She had to go through a living hell.

0:48:34 > 0:48:36I'd rather die a quick death.

0:48:36 > 0:48:38All right! All right!

0:48:38 > 0:48:40What do you want from me?

0:48:40 > 0:48:44Well, arresting Sam Stone would be a good start.

0:48:44 > 0:48:47You want me to arrest Sam Stone?

0:48:47 > 0:48:50Any special reason why I should arrest him?

0:48:52 > 0:48:54For murdering his wife!

0:48:54 > 0:48:58Murder? Well, uh...all right. OK.

0:48:58 > 0:49:01But you know it's not going to be easy.

0:49:01 > 0:49:02I'll need evidence.

0:49:02 > 0:49:05That tape isn't enough to convince you?

0:49:05 > 0:49:06Geez.

0:49:06 > 0:49:10Think of the publicity you'll get.

0:49:10 > 0:49:12All right! All right!

0:49:12 > 0:49:13I'm convinced.

0:49:13 > 0:49:15I'll have Sam Stone arrested.

0:49:15 > 0:49:16Thank you.

0:49:21 > 0:49:22Sam Stone?

0:49:34 > 0:49:36Chief Benton.

0:49:36 > 0:49:38The investigation's taking a new direction.

0:49:38 > 0:49:41We've reason to believe Stone may have murdered his wife.

0:49:41 > 0:49:43Mr Stone? Oh, no.

0:49:43 > 0:49:46Comb this place until you find something.

0:49:46 > 0:49:47Yes, sir.

0:49:49 > 0:49:50YAPPING

0:49:50 > 0:49:52Muffy!

0:49:52 > 0:49:53There you are.

0:49:53 > 0:49:55Aww.

0:49:55 > 0:49:57Where have you been, huh?

0:49:57 > 0:49:59Little girl.

0:49:59 > 0:50:02Oh, yeah. The big dog won't hurt you, huh?

0:50:02 > 0:50:04Just a big...

0:50:27 > 0:50:28What is it?

0:50:28 > 0:50:29Chief Benton, I found this.

0:50:29 > 0:50:31Chloroform.

0:50:31 > 0:50:34Williams found snapshots of Stone with another woman.

0:50:34 > 0:50:36Really?

0:50:48 > 0:50:50Jackpot.

0:51:00 > 0:51:03Ken Kessler?

0:51:03 > 0:51:04We're police officers.

0:51:04 > 0:51:06I'm Lieutenant Bender.

0:51:06 > 0:51:08This is Lieutenant Walters.

0:51:08 > 0:51:10May we have a word with you?

0:51:10 > 0:51:12Oh, sure. Come upstairs.

0:51:12 > 0:51:15We can talk in the salesmen's office.

0:51:25 > 0:51:27Have a seat.

0:51:27 > 0:51:29Mr Kessler, over a week ago

0:51:29 > 0:51:32a lady named Barbara Stone was kidnapped.

0:51:32 > 0:51:34Are you familiar with this?

0:51:34 > 0:51:37Yeah. I read about it.

0:51:37 > 0:51:40We believe the vehicle the kidnappers used

0:51:40 > 0:51:43left a tyre print in her driveway.

0:51:43 > 0:51:46We took a mould and analyzed it.

0:51:46 > 0:51:50These are the prints of the kidnappers' car.

0:51:50 > 0:51:53These are the prints of your car.

0:51:53 > 0:51:55BEEPING

0:51:55 > 0:51:58Is there a phone I can use?

0:51:58 > 0:52:02Uh...sure. It's right over there, uh...on the desk.

0:52:07 > 0:52:08Huh.

0:52:08 > 0:52:10Amazing similarity.

0:52:10 > 0:52:14Would you excuse me? I've got to go to the bathroom.

0:52:14 > 0:52:16I've got a touch of the stomach flu.

0:52:17 > 0:52:20Sure. Go right ahead.

0:52:20 > 0:52:22Chloroform?

0:52:22 > 0:52:24What about fingerprints?

0:52:26 > 0:52:28Bingo. We have a winner.

0:52:33 > 0:52:34You won't believe this.

0:52:34 > 0:52:37They found evidence implicating Stone.

0:52:37 > 0:52:38Stone? You're kidding.

0:52:38 > 0:52:40Chloroform and fingerprints.

0:52:40 > 0:52:42I'll be damned.

0:52:42 > 0:52:43Let's get out of here.

0:52:43 > 0:52:44Where's Kessler?

0:52:44 > 0:52:45In the john.

0:52:45 > 0:52:46Uhh.

0:52:46 > 0:52:48CRASH!

0:52:48 > 0:52:50Oohh.

0:52:50 > 0:52:52Stomach flu.

0:52:54 > 0:52:56Mr Kessler?

0:52:56 > 0:52:58I'll be right out!

0:52:58 > 0:53:00Don't bother, sir!

0:53:00 > 0:53:01Thank you for your help.

0:53:01 > 0:53:03We'll just show ourselves out.

0:53:03 > 0:53:04Oohh!

0:53:04 > 0:53:07Arrgh.

0:53:07 > 0:53:08Uh.

0:53:22 > 0:53:24Hello.

0:53:24 > 0:53:27Mr Stone, we came close to killing your wife,

0:53:27 > 0:53:29but she begged us repeatedly

0:53:29 > 0:53:31for just one more chance.

0:53:31 > 0:53:34In the spirit of compassion and mercy,

0:53:34 > 0:53:36we decided not to kill her.

0:53:36 > 0:53:38Compassion and mercy?

0:53:38 > 0:53:40What the hell's going on?

0:53:40 > 0:53:42I thought you people were ruthless.

0:53:42 > 0:53:44We are, Mr Stone...

0:53:44 > 0:53:46Then what's this phone call about?

0:53:46 > 0:53:49We called to make you an offer,

0:53:49 > 0:53:51an offer even you can't refuse.

0:53:51 > 0:53:52Oh?

0:53:52 > 0:53:54Yeah.

0:53:54 > 0:53:5510,000.

0:53:55 > 0:53:57Fat chance!

0:53:57 > 0:53:59Mr Stone, this is no joke!

0:53:59 > 0:54:00We're desperate people!

0:54:00 > 0:54:04I believe this is a joke, and you're it!

0:54:04 > 0:54:07When we spoke last, you said my wife

0:54:07 > 0:54:10would be in the morgue if I didn't pay.

0:54:10 > 0:54:14I was at the morgue, and she wasn't there. You lied.

0:54:14 > 0:54:16Know what I think?

0:54:16 > 0:54:17No.

0:54:17 > 0:54:19You got no nuts!

0:54:19 > 0:54:22Do I have to put a gun in your hand,

0:54:22 > 0:54:26aim, and pull your finger down, you spineless wimp?

0:54:26 > 0:54:29I dare you to kill her!

0:54:29 > 0:54:32Now, that ought to do it.

0:54:36 > 0:54:39Hey, want to sell me a stereo?

0:54:39 > 0:54:41Yeah, I'll sell you a stereo.

0:54:41 > 0:54:44I'm looking for something hot.

0:54:44 > 0:54:46I don't want to get ripped off.

0:54:46 > 0:54:48OK.

0:54:48 > 0:54:52You're looking for some real hot speakers, right?

0:54:52 > 0:54:55I'm not talking about something you just listen to.

0:54:55 > 0:54:58I'm talking about the kind of sound you can feel.

0:54:58 > 0:54:59Yeah!

0:54:59 > 0:55:00You know what I mean.

0:55:00 > 0:55:02When it comes to great stereo,

0:55:02 > 0:55:04you can't beat big speakers.

0:55:04 > 0:55:08I'm talking about big speakers with big woofers.

0:55:08 > 0:55:09Like this!

0:55:09 > 0:55:12This has a nice little eight-inch woofer,

0:55:12 > 0:55:13or this ten-incher.

0:55:13 > 0:55:16Over here, we have a big 12-inch.

0:55:16 > 0:55:20But I can tell you want something even bigger.

0:55:20 > 0:55:22Fuck, yeah.

0:55:22 > 0:55:24"Fuck, yeah" is right.

0:55:24 > 0:55:27We've got to go to the big room for this.

0:55:27 > 0:55:28The big room!

0:55:28 > 0:55:30Check it out, my man!

0:55:30 > 0:55:33The flagship of the Dominator line - the MX-10.

0:55:33 > 0:55:35I have these.

0:55:35 > 0:55:3730 inches of thigh-slapping, blood-pumping

0:55:37 > 0:55:39nuclear brain damage.

0:55:39 > 0:55:42Bitchin'! Hey, what's it fucking cost?

0:55:42 > 0:55:44That's the great part! It don't matter.

0:55:44 > 0:55:48If you can't afford it, fucking finance it!

0:55:48 > 0:55:50ROCK MUSIC PLAYS

0:55:52 > 0:55:55# Kick it out! Kick it out! #

0:55:55 > 0:55:56Yeah!

0:55:56 > 0:55:58Wooo!

0:55:58 > 0:55:59Yeah!

0:56:02 > 0:56:05So what if it's as big as a Subaru and costs as much?

0:56:05 > 0:56:09You'll never have to trade this in!

0:56:09 > 0:56:13When you die, they can bury you in it!

0:56:13 > 0:56:14I want it!

0:56:14 > 0:56:15Yeah!

0:56:15 > 0:56:17# We're better off dead

0:56:19 > 0:56:21# Yeah, fishhook electric prod

0:56:21 > 0:56:23# Stick a needle in my mouth... #

0:56:23 > 0:56:25This guy is OK.

0:56:25 > 0:56:27The first guy I can trust!

0:56:27 > 0:56:30Why don't I show you something else?

0:56:30 > 0:56:32They're not very big,

0:56:32 > 0:56:35but they're rated the Best Buy - the Century EV-1s.

0:56:35 > 0:56:38They're not going to break you.

0:56:38 > 0:56:40Kick them up! A little more.

0:56:40 > 0:56:41Kick it out!

0:56:41 > 0:56:43Two more!

0:56:43 > 0:56:45That's it!

0:56:45 > 0:56:47Whew! I'm pooped!

0:56:47 > 0:56:48Let's take a break.

0:56:48 > 0:56:49Take a break?

0:56:49 > 0:56:50Come on, you little wimp!

0:56:50 > 0:56:51Let's go!

0:56:56 > 0:56:57Well, here's your lunch.

0:56:59 > 0:57:00It's fruit salad.

0:57:00 > 0:57:03You seem to like that the most,

0:57:03 > 0:57:05although you don't eat much.

0:57:05 > 0:57:08My body's become a more efficient machine.

0:57:08 > 0:57:10I go farther with less food.

0:57:10 > 0:57:12You must be in good shape.

0:57:12 > 0:57:14You look good.

0:57:14 > 0:57:17You've-you've lost a lot of weight.

0:57:19 > 0:57:21Huh?

0:57:21 > 0:57:22What?

0:57:22 > 0:57:25Oh, yeah. You've lost a lot of weight.

0:57:25 > 0:57:27At least 20 pounds.

0:57:28 > 0:57:29What?

0:57:29 > 0:57:3420... Do-do you have a scale?

0:57:37 > 0:57:40I don't know how to thank you!

0:57:40 > 0:57:41Thank me?

0:57:41 > 0:57:42I've been to...

0:57:42 > 0:57:45ten different fat farms in the last...

0:57:45 > 0:57:48I don't know how many years.

0:57:48 > 0:57:51I lost a total of six pounds.

0:57:51 > 0:57:56I have lost 20 pounds!

0:57:59 > 0:58:04I wasn't sure, but...it felt thin.

0:58:05 > 0:58:09You wouldn't have a... Never mind.

0:58:09 > 0:58:10A-a what?

0:58:10 > 0:58:11No, no, no.

0:58:11 > 0:58:13It's-it's very silly.

0:58:13 > 0:58:15No, what? Please tell me.

0:58:15 > 0:58:18Oh...all my life I wanted to have

0:58:18 > 0:58:21a slinky little figure so I could wear some...

0:58:21 > 0:58:24Bill Blass or...Valentino.

0:58:24 > 0:58:28Some exotic full-length evening gown like Christian Dior.

0:58:28 > 0:58:31Are-are you kidding me? You're kidding me!

0:58:31 > 0:58:33I'm sorry.

0:58:33 > 0:58:36I know it's ridiculous to think somebody of your...

0:58:36 > 0:58:37moderate means...

0:58:37 > 0:58:41I'll be right back! Don't go anywhere, OK?

0:58:49 > 0:58:51Sam Stone?

0:58:51 > 0:58:53You're under arrest.

0:58:53 > 0:58:55For mixing cotton with silk?

0:58:56 > 0:58:59MUSIC: "Foxy Lady" by Jimi Hendrix

0:59:02 > 0:59:04This is absolutely beautiful!

0:59:04 > 0:59:06Whose design is this? Is this Bill Blass?

0:59:06 > 0:59:08Is this Albert Nipon?

0:59:08 > 0:59:10Too conventional.

0:59:10 > 0:59:13I know. Oscar De La Renta.

0:59:13 > 0:59:14I designed it.

0:59:14 > 0:59:17Get out of here! Really?

0:59:17 > 0:59:18Wow!

0:59:19 > 0:59:21You're a professional!

0:59:21 > 0:59:22Nah.

0:59:22 > 0:59:24You are! This is sensational!

0:59:24 > 0:59:26Do you have more?

0:59:26 > 0:59:28Wait!

0:59:29 > 0:59:33# I won't do you no harm, no

0:59:34 > 0:59:38# You got to be all mine, all mine

0:59:38 > 0:59:41# Woo, foxy lady

0:59:45 > 0:59:46# Foxy... #

0:59:49 > 0:59:53So Sam told you I was his partner?

0:59:53 > 0:59:54No way!

0:59:54 > 0:59:57He was just passing the buck.

0:59:57 > 0:59:58Oh...

0:59:58 > 1:00:01So...when do I get out of here?

1:00:01 > 1:00:04As soon as Mr Stone pays the ransom.

1:00:04 > 1:00:06What's the problem? What's the ransom?

1:00:08 > 1:00:11It-it was 500,000.

1:00:11 > 1:00:13That shouldn't be a problem.

1:00:13 > 1:00:16He complained.

1:00:16 > 1:00:18He complained?

1:00:18 > 1:00:20And then we dropped our price

1:00:20 > 1:00:22to 50,000.

1:00:22 > 1:00:24Yeah?

1:00:24 > 1:00:26He didn't pay.

1:00:26 > 1:00:28He didn't pay?

1:00:30 > 1:00:31So now what?

1:00:32 > 1:00:39So now we're dropping our price again to 10,000.

1:00:39 > 1:00:42Do I understand this correctly?

1:00:42 > 1:00:45I'm being marked down?

1:00:45 > 1:00:48What is this, the bargain basement?

1:00:51 > 1:00:56I've been kidnapped by K-Mart.

1:00:56 > 1:00:59Oh, don't cry, Barbara.

1:01:03 > 1:01:05Hey, check it out.

1:01:08 > 1:01:11You sure are pretty.

1:01:11 > 1:01:13All right, Stone. Let's go!

1:01:13 > 1:01:16Hey, is it something I said?

1:01:19 > 1:01:21Although it's a capital crime,

1:01:21 > 1:01:24the accused is an upstanding member of the community,

1:01:24 > 1:01:27a responsible and successful businessman,

1:01:27 > 1:01:31and has never before posed a threat to society.

1:01:31 > 1:01:34Bail will be granted and set at, um...

1:01:34 > 1:01:35700,000.

1:01:35 > 1:01:37HAMMER FALLS

1:01:37 > 1:01:38You want to try for a reduction?

1:01:38 > 1:01:41No. Let's get out of here.

1:01:41 > 1:01:44That filthy slug. That screeching witch.

1:01:44 > 1:01:45That pasty-faced troll.

1:01:45 > 1:01:46The judge?

1:01:46 > 1:01:49My wife. I got to get her back.

1:01:52 > 1:01:53Sandy?

1:01:53 > 1:01:54Kenny?

1:01:56 > 1:01:59It's over. Sam isn't going to pay the ransom.

1:01:59 > 1:02:03I'm no criminal. I can't even sell retail.

1:02:03 > 1:02:04And that's legal.

1:02:04 > 1:02:07We got to get packing and get out.

1:02:07 > 1:02:10I've got some very interesting news for you.

1:02:10 > 1:02:14I am the new rising star

1:02:14 > 1:02:16in high fashion!

1:02:16 > 1:02:18Let's get a grip on ourselves.

1:02:18 > 1:02:21We're going to Mexico.

1:02:21 > 1:02:24Does that mean we let Barbara go?

1:02:24 > 1:02:26We're not taking her with us.

1:02:26 > 1:02:28I've already let her go.

1:02:28 > 1:02:30What? You let her go?

1:02:34 > 1:02:36Oh, my God!

1:02:37 > 1:02:38You let her run out?

1:02:38 > 1:02:39Yeah!

1:02:39 > 1:02:41Oh, my God!

1:02:41 > 1:02:43She knows where we live.

1:02:43 > 1:02:45The police will be here any minute!

1:02:45 > 1:02:48No. She really likes us now.

1:02:48 > 1:02:52I showed her my gowns. She loves them!

1:02:52 > 1:02:53We're all going into business together.

1:02:53 > 1:02:55We'll open our fall line in Paris.

1:02:55 > 1:02:58She really, truly loves me!

1:02:58 > 1:03:01She can be trusted! She's changed!

1:03:01 > 1:03:03Changed? Did you perform an exorcism?

1:03:03 > 1:03:07Ken, she lost nearly 20 pounds.

1:03:08 > 1:03:13You had to be there. It was a special moment.

1:03:13 > 1:03:14KNOCK AT DOOR

1:03:18 > 1:03:20I'm surprised they knocked.

1:03:27 > 1:03:28Oh!

1:03:28 > 1:03:30Good afternoon.

1:03:30 > 1:03:32I was wondering if you've seen this man.

1:03:32 > 1:03:35He was sighted in the area a few weeks ago.

1:03:35 > 1:03:37He's psychotic and extremely dangerous.

1:03:37 > 1:03:39He's killed six people.

1:03:39 > 1:03:41I got to get out of here!

1:03:41 > 1:03:45My wife, she's... late for work.

1:03:45 > 1:03:47Doesn't look familiar.

1:03:47 > 1:03:52Keep this and give us a call if you do see him.

1:03:52 > 1:03:54Don't try to subdue him.

1:03:54 > 1:03:55He's extremely violent.

1:03:55 > 1:03:57He looks it.

1:03:57 > 1:03:58Thank you very much, officer.

1:04:05 > 1:04:07Sandy!

1:04:07 > 1:04:09It's OK! It's OK!

1:04:09 > 1:04:12They're looking for somebody else.

1:04:29 > 1:04:32I'll get the other suitcase from the basement.

1:04:56 > 1:04:58Aah!

1:05:03 > 1:05:04Hello?

1:05:05 > 1:05:07Hello?

1:05:08 > 1:05:10Anybody home?

1:05:11 > 1:05:15Oh, hello. Are you a friend of Ken and Sandy's?

1:05:18 > 1:05:19You...

1:05:19 > 1:05:22look like my mother.

1:05:22 > 1:05:26I hate my mother.

1:05:32 > 1:05:33Ooh.

1:05:33 > 1:05:34No.

1:05:34 > 1:05:36Ooh.

1:05:39 > 1:05:43You...you look just like my father.

1:05:43 > 1:05:45I hate my father!

1:05:45 > 1:05:47Aah!

1:05:48 > 1:05:52What the hell was that?

1:05:52 > 1:05:54Oh, honey, don't touch him!

1:05:54 > 1:05:56Oh, my God.

1:05:56 > 1:05:57What?

1:05:57 > 1:05:59It's the Bedroom Killer.

1:05:59 > 1:06:02He told me I looked like his mother.

1:06:02 > 1:06:04He hates his mother.

1:06:04 > 1:06:06He's dead.

1:06:06 > 1:06:09So, if I look like his mother,

1:06:09 > 1:06:12and you look like his father,

1:06:12 > 1:06:14this is what our son would look like.

1:06:16 > 1:06:18Pretty strong argument for birth control.

1:06:18 > 1:06:20What do we do now?

1:06:20 > 1:06:22Barbara,

1:06:22 > 1:06:23what are you doing here?

1:06:33 > 1:06:36I've got it. I tell you, I've got it!

1:06:36 > 1:06:37Listen to this.

1:06:37 > 1:06:40Sam arrives on a motorcycle wearing shorts.

1:06:40 > 1:06:43No shoes. No shirt. Nothing. Maybe just a jockstrap.

1:06:43 > 1:06:46Then we send him all over town

1:06:46 > 1:06:49in the middle of a hot, sunny day.

1:06:49 > 1:06:50Sam burns easily.

1:06:50 > 1:06:52He'll be bright red in no time.

1:06:52 > 1:06:53I can't believe this is happening.

1:06:53 > 1:06:56Then he covers himself with honey

1:06:56 > 1:06:58and goes to a bee farm.

1:06:58 > 1:07:00The bees go nuts.

1:07:00 > 1:07:03I don't think she means it.

1:07:03 > 1:07:06Then we watch while they sting him to death.

1:07:06 > 1:07:10Barbara, don't we want a punishment that will last?

1:07:10 > 1:07:14My God, he must have been seeing this woman for years.

1:07:14 > 1:07:16Castrate him!

1:07:16 > 1:07:17I want to castrate him.

1:07:20 > 1:07:24Wouldn't it be better if we struck at his core?

1:07:24 > 1:07:26His reason for living?

1:07:26 > 1:07:27What would that be?

1:07:27 > 1:07:29His testicles.

1:07:29 > 1:07:32Would you know what Sam's total worth would be?

1:07:32 > 1:07:36Not just the big stuff. The little stuff, too.

1:07:36 > 1:07:38Yeah, I think so.

1:07:38 > 1:07:39Good.

1:07:39 > 1:07:43I want you to write it down in plenty of detail.

1:07:43 > 1:07:46Fire up the stove. Get the tofu burgers.

1:07:46 > 1:07:48We're calling Sam.

1:08:21 > 1:08:24My tux. My silk tux.

1:08:24 > 1:08:26Et tu, Adolph?

1:08:26 > 1:08:28Et tu?

1:08:28 > 1:08:30WHINING

1:08:33 > 1:08:34PHONE RINGS

1:08:40 > 1:08:42Hello?

1:08:42 > 1:08:43Hi, Sam.

1:08:43 > 1:08:45Oh, thank God it's you!

1:08:45 > 1:08:48I've been thinking about your last offer.

1:08:48 > 1:08:5110,000 is fair and acceptable.

1:08:51 > 1:08:53She's in bad shape, Sam.

1:08:53 > 1:08:55We've been torturing her.

1:08:55 > 1:08:56SIZZLING

1:08:56 > 1:08:57Aah!

1:08:57 > 1:08:59SIZZLING

1:08:59 > 1:09:00Aah!

1:09:00 > 1:09:01Don't kill her!

1:09:01 > 1:09:02Don't kill her.

1:09:02 > 1:09:05We discovered your wife's worth more than 10,000.

1:09:05 > 1:09:07What do you mean?

1:09:07 > 1:09:09We've upped the ransom.

1:09:09 > 1:09:10To what?

1:09:10 > 1:09:122 million.

1:09:12 > 1:09:142 million?

1:09:14 > 1:09:16Are you out of your fucking mind?

1:09:16 > 1:09:17Where'd you get a figure like that?

1:09:17 > 1:09:20You'd be surprised at the quality of information

1:09:20 > 1:09:22a lit cigarette can provide.

1:09:22 > 1:09:23SIZZLING

1:09:23 > 1:09:24Aah!

1:09:24 > 1:09:26What else?

1:09:26 > 1:09:27Shh.

1:09:27 > 1:09:30He's got rare gems in a safe.

1:09:30 > 1:09:32Sam, forgive me.

1:09:32 > 1:09:34What kind of gems? How many?

1:09:34 > 1:09:36I don't know!

1:09:36 > 1:09:37SIZZLING

1:09:37 > 1:09:40Aah!

1:09:40 > 1:09:41Aah!

1:09:41 > 1:09:42SIZZLING

1:09:42 > 1:09:44Aah!

1:09:44 > 1:09:46Four flawless one-carat diamonds!

1:09:46 > 1:09:50Aargh! The bitch blabbed!

1:09:50 > 1:09:52Apparently, you got a million two

1:09:52 > 1:09:54built up in Sam's Sportswear.

1:09:54 > 1:09:57Another 350,000 in your pension plan.

1:09:57 > 1:10:00General Dynamics closed at 75 today,

1:10:00 > 1:10:01which brings another 175,000.

1:10:01 > 1:10:0345,000 for the Excalibur.

1:10:03 > 1:10:07Now there's the four one-carat diamonds in the safe.

1:10:07 > 1:10:09You inhuman slime!

1:10:13 > 1:10:15After his release,

1:10:15 > 1:10:18Mr Stone continued to deny the charges.

1:10:18 > 1:10:21The District Attorney insists there's overwhelming evidence.

1:10:21 > 1:10:23Overwhelming evidence is right.

1:10:23 > 1:10:25What more do they want?

1:10:25 > 1:10:28How could they let him go?

1:10:30 > 1:10:31Hello?

1:10:31 > 1:10:33Hello. It's me again.

1:10:33 > 1:10:36I see Sam Stone's been released.

1:10:36 > 1:10:39It's not easy keeping a man in jail

1:10:39 > 1:10:41with these liberal courts.

1:10:41 > 1:10:43A man is innocent until proven guilty.

1:10:43 > 1:10:46How do you think these courts would feel

1:10:46 > 1:10:49if I gave that tape to the media?

1:10:49 > 1:10:51Oh, my...God.

1:10:51 > 1:10:53Yeah. They'd go crazy for it.

1:10:53 > 1:10:56They love to show sick stuff like that.

1:10:56 > 1:10:59It'd probably be on national TV

1:10:59 > 1:11:0124 hours a day for weeks.

1:11:01 > 1:11:04I bet that'd get a reaction.

1:11:04 > 1:11:06Please, don't do that!

1:11:06 > 1:11:08Where's your sense of compassion?

1:11:08 > 1:11:11Why do you have to be so vicious?

1:11:11 > 1:11:14Vicious? Have you seen that tape?

1:11:14 > 1:11:17Come on, what's the big deal?

1:11:17 > 1:11:19It's just a lonely man

1:11:19 > 1:11:20who wanted a little excitement.

1:11:20 > 1:11:23That kind of thing happens every day.

1:11:23 > 1:11:24Everybody does it!

1:11:24 > 1:11:27I don't believe this.

1:11:27 > 1:11:30I don't believe you said that.

1:11:30 > 1:11:35Men get the urge. We're only human!

1:11:35 > 1:11:36You're sick!

1:11:36 > 1:11:37Hello?

1:11:37 > 1:11:40Don't hang up on me, please!

1:11:40 > 1:11:42So what did he say?

1:11:42 > 1:11:45Something strange is happening here.

1:11:45 > 1:11:47Either the chief is a complete moron -

1:11:47 > 1:11:50and complete morons are rare...

1:11:53 > 1:11:55..or he's playing games with me.

1:11:55 > 1:11:57We better find someplace

1:11:57 > 1:12:00where we can look at that tape.

1:12:02 > 1:12:05Shall we look in Sara's room?

1:12:05 > 1:12:06This is perfect.

1:12:06 > 1:12:08It is?

1:12:08 > 1:12:10Give me the tape.

1:12:10 > 1:12:13I've got ten minutes to get to the radio station.

1:12:13 > 1:12:15OK.

1:12:15 > 1:12:17Easy to wear, hard to resist.

1:12:17 > 1:12:19Oh!

1:12:19 > 1:12:20Oh!

1:12:20 > 1:12:22Oh! Oh!

1:12:22 > 1:12:23Oh!

1:12:23 > 1:12:25Ohhh!

1:12:25 > 1:12:27You idiot! This isn't Sam!

1:12:27 > 1:12:29And he isn't killing her.

1:12:29 > 1:12:31That's my husband!

1:12:31 > 1:12:35Barbara really was kidnapped.

1:12:35 > 1:12:37She really was kidnapped!

1:12:37 > 1:12:40Please believe me! You got to be there!

1:12:40 > 1:12:42They're coming this time for sure!

1:12:42 > 1:12:45I think the deli's using a different mustard.

1:12:45 > 1:12:47Last time, it was tangier...

1:12:47 > 1:12:50I'm pleading for my life, and you're discussing

1:12:50 > 1:12:53the inconsistencies of lunch meat condiments!

1:12:53 > 1:12:56Haven't you heard a word I've said?

1:13:00 > 1:13:02Aah!

1:13:04 > 1:13:08Since the house is in your wife's name,

1:13:08 > 1:13:11as well as her other 15 million in assets,

1:13:11 > 1:13:14you're not legally entitled to it while she's alive.

1:13:14 > 1:13:16However, you've got a million two

1:13:16 > 1:13:19built up in equity in your business,

1:13:19 > 1:13:22another 350,000 in your pension plan.

1:13:22 > 1:13:24You can use that as collateral.

1:13:24 > 1:13:27All right, let's do it!

1:13:39 > 1:13:42PHONE RINGS

1:13:42 > 1:13:44Hello?

1:13:44 > 1:13:45Sam?

1:13:45 > 1:13:47Carol, where the hell have you been?

1:13:47 > 1:13:49I've called a hundred times.

1:13:49 > 1:13:51Sam, I miss you. How have you been?

1:13:51 > 1:13:55I'm going crazy over this kidnapping thing,

1:13:55 > 1:13:57and the cops won't help me.

1:13:57 > 1:13:59Why?

1:13:59 > 1:14:01They think I made up the kidnapping.

1:14:01 > 1:14:05They won't even show up at the ransom drop.

1:14:05 > 1:14:08You're going to be all by yourself?

1:14:08 > 1:14:11That's terrible. How much money is it?

1:14:11 > 1:14:122.2 million.

1:14:12 > 1:14:13Cash?

1:14:13 > 1:14:15Of course.

1:14:15 > 1:14:18Have you heard of a kidnapper taking a cheque?

1:14:18 > 1:14:21Where are you giving them the money?

1:14:21 > 1:14:23I mean, I hope it isn't dangerous.

1:14:23 > 1:14:26I've got to go to a-a phone booth

1:14:26 > 1:14:30on, uh, Hope Street Plaza.

1:14:58 > 1:15:01PHONE RINGS

1:15:04 > 1:15:05Hello?

1:15:05 > 1:15:06Sam...

1:15:06 > 1:15:08It's so nice to hear your voice.

1:15:08 > 1:15:12How's Muffy? We don't have much time.

1:15:12 > 1:15:14There's a gun pointed at my head,

1:15:14 > 1:15:15and they're making me give the ransom instructions

1:15:15 > 1:15:17in case the police are listening.

1:15:17 > 1:15:23You must make sure there are no police.

1:15:23 > 1:15:25Nope, no cops.

1:15:25 > 1:15:28Now, have you got all the money?

1:15:28 > 1:15:302.2 million,

1:15:30 > 1:15:33in unmarked, non-sequential bills,

1:15:33 > 1:15:35you miserable scum-sucking pig?

1:15:35 > 1:15:38Oh, honey, I'm so sorry.

1:15:38 > 1:15:40They made me say that.

1:15:40 > 1:15:41Yeah, I got all the money.

1:15:41 > 1:15:43And it's all there in the briefcase?

1:15:43 > 1:15:46You scumbag! You low-life motherfucker!

1:15:46 > 1:15:49Oh, dear, they made me say that, too.

1:15:49 > 1:15:51It's in the case, yeah!

1:15:51 > 1:15:53The Rolex, too? The gold Rolex?

1:15:53 > 1:15:57Who said the Rolex? They never mentioned the Rolex!

1:15:57 > 1:16:00They want the Rolex and your pinkie ring!

1:16:00 > 1:16:01They tortured me with cigars.

1:16:01 > 1:16:04I had to tell them everything.

1:16:13 > 1:16:15All right, what else?

1:16:15 > 1:16:17That's it.

1:16:17 > 1:16:18Just wait there.

1:16:29 > 1:16:31The bag, please.

1:16:33 > 1:16:34Come on! Give me the bag!

1:16:35 > 1:16:38SCREECHING TYRES

1:16:39 > 1:16:41Freeze!

1:16:42 > 1:16:43Look out!

1:16:50 > 1:16:51Put the bag down,

1:16:51 > 1:16:54and put your hands on your head!

1:16:54 > 1:16:56Bender!

1:16:56 > 1:16:57They're here to help you.

1:16:57 > 1:17:01I said no police. Do you know what this means?

1:17:01 > 1:17:03Stay back!

1:17:03 > 1:17:04They touch me,

1:17:04 > 1:17:07and I give the order to kill!

1:17:07 > 1:17:11Leave me alone, or she's a dead woman!

1:17:11 > 1:17:13You want her blood on your hands?

1:17:13 > 1:17:15What do you think?

1:17:15 > 1:17:17Let's just follow him home.

1:17:17 > 1:17:19Let him go.

1:17:19 > 1:17:20What?

1:17:21 > 1:17:23What are you doing?

1:17:23 > 1:17:25Tell him to let go!

1:17:25 > 1:17:27I'll give the order!

1:17:27 > 1:17:28Go ahead. Give the order.

1:17:28 > 1:17:31Let go! She's dead if he doesn't!

1:17:31 > 1:17:33All right!

1:17:35 > 1:17:37Drop it.

1:17:37 > 1:17:38Sheesh.

1:17:38 > 1:17:39Punk.

1:17:39 > 1:17:42PHONE RINGS

1:17:45 > 1:17:47Hello?

1:17:49 > 1:17:50PHONE RINGS

1:17:50 > 1:17:51Hello?

1:17:51 > 1:17:54This is Lieutenant Bender. What are you doing?

1:17:54 > 1:17:55I'm taking my money!

1:17:55 > 1:17:58You got your man!

1:17:58 > 1:18:00You may be guilty of obstructing justice,

1:18:00 > 1:18:02aiding and abetting a known felon,

1:18:02 > 1:18:05accomplice to kidnapping, and possibly murder.

1:18:05 > 1:18:07Drop the gun, give back the bag.

1:18:07 > 1:18:11We have 150 officers, 75 cars,

1:18:11 > 1:18:14and two helicopters. He won't get away.

1:18:24 > 1:18:26That's better.

1:18:26 > 1:18:27Here!

1:18:27 > 1:18:30What are you doing here?

1:18:30 > 1:18:32Tell them to leave!

1:18:32 > 1:18:34If they don't go, she's dead!

1:18:34 > 1:18:38All right, gentlemen, clear the street, please.

1:18:38 > 1:18:40You, too, Mr Stone.

1:18:40 > 1:18:41Back away.

1:18:43 > 1:18:46That's better.

1:18:54 > 1:18:55You can go now.

1:18:55 > 1:18:57Now don't follow me!

1:18:57 > 1:18:58Understand?

1:18:58 > 1:19:00We understand.

1:19:03 > 1:19:05Don't move.

1:19:05 > 1:19:07Who the hell are you?

1:19:07 > 1:19:09What the hell is going on?

1:19:09 > 1:19:12I'm robbing you!

1:19:13 > 1:19:15Stop him!

1:19:15 > 1:19:17GUNFIRE

1:19:17 > 1:19:19Did you shoot at me?

1:19:19 > 1:19:22No, you moron! There's police all over the place!

1:19:22 > 1:19:24Hundreds of them!

1:19:24 > 1:19:27Do I look that stupid?

1:19:27 > 1:19:28Yes, you do!

1:19:31 > 1:19:34If you shot at me, where's your gun?

1:19:34 > 1:19:36Well, you're too sharp for me!

1:19:36 > 1:19:38I don't have one!

1:19:38 > 1:19:41GUNSHOT

1:19:41 > 1:19:45That was a brand-new tyre.

1:19:46 > 1:19:48Give me your keys.

1:19:48 > 1:19:50I don't believe this!

1:19:50 > 1:19:52Give the bag to Bozo,

1:19:52 > 1:19:56drop the gun, and put your hands in the air.

1:19:57 > 1:19:59Who said that?

1:19:59 > 1:20:02This could very well be the stupidest person

1:20:02 > 1:20:04on the face of the earth.

1:20:07 > 1:20:10Perhaps we should shoot him.

1:20:10 > 1:20:13It's the police department.

1:20:13 > 1:20:14Really?

1:20:16 > 1:20:20No, we're the National Rifle Association.

1:20:27 > 1:20:28Christ.

1:20:42 > 1:20:44I'm leaving now.

1:20:44 > 1:20:46They said they wouldn't follow me.

1:20:47 > 1:20:50# Hey

1:20:50 > 1:20:51# Ow

1:20:51 > 1:20:52# Stand up

1:20:52 > 1:20:54# No, no, no

1:20:54 > 1:20:58# Ruthless people

1:20:58 > 1:21:00# Yeah, watch yourself

1:21:01 > 1:21:03# Hey

1:21:05 > 1:21:07# Stand up

1:21:07 > 1:21:08# Woo

1:21:08 > 1:21:12# Ruthless people

1:21:12 > 1:21:14# Ruthless people

1:21:16 > 1:21:18# You can have it

1:21:18 > 1:21:20# If you want it

1:21:20 > 1:21:23# It might take the rest of your life

1:21:23 > 1:21:25# If you want it

1:21:25 > 1:21:27# You could have it

1:21:27 > 1:21:30# Do a balancing act on a knife

1:21:36 > 1:21:37# Ruthless people. #

1:21:37 > 1:21:39They're still following me.

1:21:39 > 1:21:42I should've known. I knew this wouldn't work.

1:21:42 > 1:21:45You can't trust the police!

1:21:56 > 1:21:57Oh, God!

1:21:57 > 1:21:59Oh, boy!

1:21:59 > 1:22:01He's cornered, and he knows it.

1:22:01 > 1:22:02I hope nobody gets hurt.

1:22:19 > 1:22:21Oh!

1:22:24 > 1:22:27I'm not going to jail! I'm not going to jail!

1:22:30 > 1:22:32Oh, my god!

1:22:32 > 1:22:34HORN HONKS

1:22:34 > 1:22:35Look out!

1:22:36 > 1:22:38HORN HONKS

1:22:38 > 1:22:40Watch it!

1:22:40 > 1:22:41Look out behind you!

1:22:41 > 1:22:42Holy god!

1:22:54 > 1:22:57Well, somebody help! He'll drown!

1:22:57 > 1:22:59The water's way too cold.

1:22:59 > 1:23:01There's rip tides out there.

1:23:01 > 1:23:02I've seen sharks.

1:23:02 > 1:23:05Look there!

1:23:05 > 1:23:07That's money!

1:23:07 > 1:23:08Aah!

1:23:08 > 1:23:10Get in there!

1:23:10 > 1:23:11Go! Come on!

1:23:11 > 1:23:13100 bills!

1:23:13 > 1:23:16My money!

1:23:16 > 1:23:19Let's get the coast guard and fish him out!

1:23:19 > 1:23:21I wonder if it's real!

1:23:21 > 1:23:24You can't do that!

1:23:24 > 1:23:26That's not your money!

1:23:26 > 1:23:27That's my money!

1:23:27 > 1:23:29Stop them!

1:23:29 > 1:23:31Aah!

1:23:31 > 1:23:33Get the money!

1:23:53 > 1:23:54The Bedroom Killer.

1:23:54 > 1:23:56What about the money?

1:23:56 > 1:24:00They recovered a few thousand. The rest washed away.

1:24:00 > 1:24:02He said if anything went wrong,

1:24:02 > 1:24:05they'd kill Barbara.

1:24:05 > 1:24:07Things couldn't have gone

1:24:07 > 1:24:10more wrong than this, could they?

1:24:12 > 1:24:13That means she's dead.

1:24:19 > 1:24:23Ah, ha ha ha ha!

1:24:23 > 1:24:25Ah, ha!

1:24:25 > 1:24:26Ah, ha ha ha!

1:24:39 > 1:24:41Mrs Stone!

1:24:41 > 1:24:44I'll be damned! Mrs Stone?

1:24:44 > 1:24:45Yes?

1:24:45 > 1:24:47We're glad to see you're OK.

1:24:47 > 1:24:50I'm sorry to ask you right now,

1:24:50 > 1:24:54but we need you to identify the body.

1:24:57 > 1:24:59Yes, that's him.

1:24:59 > 1:25:01Oh, I could never forget that face.

1:25:01 > 1:25:03What hell he put me through.

1:25:03 > 1:25:05You're sure he worked alone?

1:25:05 > 1:25:06Oh, positive.

1:25:06 > 1:25:08He mentioned having a partner.

1:25:08 > 1:25:11He was schizophrenic. He thought he had partners.

1:25:11 > 1:25:13Where's Sam?

1:25:13 > 1:25:15He's over there, Mrs Stone.

1:25:15 > 1:25:17Would you excuse me for a moment?

1:25:17 > 1:25:20I'd just like to be alone with my husband.

1:25:20 > 1:25:22Thank you.

1:25:23 > 1:25:24Hello, Sam.

1:25:28 > 1:25:30Barbara.

1:25:30 > 1:25:31Uh...

1:25:31 > 1:25:34You look terrific.

1:25:34 > 1:25:37You think so?

1:25:37 > 1:25:39Yeah, I mean...

1:25:39 > 1:25:41you're so thin.

1:25:41 > 1:25:42Really?

1:25:42 > 1:25:45Does it show?

1:25:45 > 1:25:47Yeah, yeah...

1:25:47 > 1:25:50I mean, you're beautiful.

1:25:50 > 1:25:53Oh, Sam.

1:25:53 > 1:25:55Oh, Barbara.

1:25:57 > 1:26:00Hope my marriage is like theirs after 15 years.

1:26:00 > 1:26:02I can't believe we doubted

1:26:02 > 1:26:04Stone's affection for his wife.

1:26:04 > 1:26:05Yeah, we almost blew it.

1:26:05 > 1:26:09You work the long hours,

1:26:09 > 1:26:11but it all seems worth it

1:26:11 > 1:26:12when you get a moment like this.

1:26:12 > 1:26:14Yeah, I love a happy ending.

1:26:14 > 1:26:16No! Oh! Oh! Barbara-a-a-a!

1:26:16 > 1:26:17SPLASH!

1:26:18 > 1:26:21GENTLE POP MUSIC PLAYS

1:27:27 > 1:27:30# You see her sittin' with her coffee and her paper

1:27:30 > 1:27:33# With her high top sneakers of Italian design

1:27:33 > 1:27:36# With a long, cool stare she aggravates the tension

1:27:36 > 1:27:40# Makes up her face while she makes up her mind

1:27:40 > 1:27:43# Now you're in trouble maybe she's an intellectual

1:27:43 > 1:27:46# What if she figures out you're not very smart?

1:27:46 > 1:27:48# Or maybe she's the quiet type

1:27:48 > 1:27:49# Who's into heavy metal

1:27:49 > 1:27:51# Boy, you got to get it settled

1:27:51 > 1:27:53# Cos she's breakin' your heart

1:27:53 > 1:27:55# Don't try to put on an act

1:27:55 > 1:27:59# You can't do that to modern woman

1:27:59 > 1:28:01# And you're an old-fashioned man

1:28:01 > 1:28:06# She understands the things you're doin'

1:28:06 > 1:28:10# She's a modern woman

1:28:10 > 1:28:12# Hmm

1:28:14 > 1:28:16# She looks sleek she seems so professional

1:28:16 > 1:28:18# She's got a lot of confidence

1:28:18 > 1:28:20# It's easy to see

1:28:20 > 1:28:23# You want to make a move but you feel so inferior

1:28:23 > 1:28:27# Cos under that exterior is someone who's free

1:28:27 > 1:28:29# She's got style she's got her own money

1:28:29 > 1:28:31# So she's not another honey

1:28:31 > 1:28:33# You can quickly disarm... #