0:00:02 > 0:00:06This programme contains very strong language.
0:00:06 > 0:00:10This programme contains graphic violent scenes.
0:00:10 > 0:00:11(SCREAMS)
0:00:11 > 0:00:14(HUNGARIAN MUSIC)
0:00:14 > 0:00:15(PANTS)
0:00:26 > 0:00:29- (CRASH!) - (GROANS)
0:00:28 > 0:00:32(SPEAK HUNGARIAN)
0:00:35 > 0:00:37(SPEAK HUNGARIAN)
0:00:37 > 0:00:41- (PANTS) - Mr George, help us.
0:00:41 > 0:00:44(SPEAKS FRANTICALLY IN HUNGARIAN) Help us!
0:00:43 > 0:00:47- I'm sorry. - (SCREECHES) You fucking pig!
0:00:54 > 0:00:56(THUD)
0:00:58 > 0:01:00(COUGHS/SPLUTTERS)
0:01:04 > 0:01:10- (SPEAKS FRANTICALLY IN HUNGARIAN) - (SHOUTS IN HUNGARIAN)
0:01:22 > 0:01:25(SCREAMS)
0:01:27 > 0:01:32(SPEAKS HUNGARIAN)
0:01:33 > 0:01:36(SHOUTS IN HUNGARIAN) Fuck!
0:01:36 > 0:01:38(GROANS)
0:01:53 > 0:01:55(SPEAK HUNGARIAN)
0:02:02 > 0:02:06Nadia. (SPEAKS HUNGARIAN)
0:02:07 > 0:02:09(SPEAKS HUNGARIAN)
0:02:15 > 0:02:17(GROANS)
0:02:22 > 0:02:25(SLASH/SQUELCH)
0:02:34 > 0:02:37# Over bridge of sighs
0:02:37 > 0:02:41# To rest my eyes in shades of green
0:02:41 > 0:02:45# Under dreaming spires
0:02:45 > 0:02:48# To Itchycoo Park that's where I've been
0:02:48 > 0:02:51- # What did you do there? - # I got high
0:02:51 > 0:02:55- # What did you feel there? - # Well, I cried
0:02:55 > 0:02:58- # But why the tears there? - # Tell you why
0:02:58 > 0:03:02# It's all too beautiful
0:03:02 > 0:03:06# It's all too beautiful
0:03:06 > 0:03:10- # It's all too beautiful... - (BARKS)
0:03:10 > 0:03:13# It's all too beautiful #
0:03:13 > 0:03:18Hi. My name's George Cinders and I'm the President of Palisade Defence.
0:03:18 > 0:03:20"We're hitting a home run for freedom
0:03:20 > 0:03:23and a time-out for terror."
0:03:23 > 0:03:27"We work hard to bring you up-to-the-minute technology."
0:03:27 > 0:03:31Memo. Must congrat George on terrific performance.
0:03:31 > 0:03:34Er, no, delete "terrific", make that "fabulous" performance.
0:03:34 > 0:03:38"For 75 years we've been supplying the world's greatest nations
0:03:38 > 0:03:41with the world's latest weaponry."
0:03:41 > 0:03:46"So when you see this symbol, you know you're in safe hands."
0:03:46 > 0:03:52"We have offices in New York, London, Tokyo, all over the world."
0:03:52 > 0:03:54Oh!
0:03:55 > 0:03:58Whoo-hoo!
0:03:58 > 0:04:01Jesus!
0:04:01 > 0:04:04Go on, girl. Go on. Yep. Yep.
0:04:04 > 0:04:07- What are you doing? - Ordering meself a birthday present.
0:04:07 > 0:04:11All right, team, can we have a little less talking, please?
0:04:11 > 0:04:16- Am I the only one who cares about our marketing strategy?- I care.
0:04:16 > 0:04:20"Or what about our CRM-114 landmine, the Platoon Buster?"
0:04:20 > 0:04:22"What Ordinance Magazine calls it,
0:04:22 > 0:04:26"The most exciting development in concealed termination in years.""
0:04:26 > 0:04:28"Weapons you can trust."
0:04:28 > 0:04:32"Anti-personnel devices you can rely on. That's trust."
0:04:32 > 0:04:35"That's reliability. That's Palisade."
0:04:35 > 0:04:39"As I speak, our team of dedicated individuals
0:04:39 > 0:04:44are touring Eastern Europe, bringing the Palisade message to you."
0:04:44 > 0:04:47- "And they couldn't be more excited." - Richard,
0:04:47 > 0:04:50why are all the actors in this video white?
0:04:50 > 0:04:54- They are not all white. - Blonde, actually.
0:04:54 > 0:04:56It's just a coincidence, that's all.
0:04:56 > 0:04:59So if they were all black, that would be a coincidence too?
0:04:59 > 0:05:04Look... What is your problem exactly?
0:05:04 > 0:05:07You've made a recruitment video for the Hitler Youth.
0:05:07 > 0:05:10- Ha!- (Richard, Richard.) - There!
0:05:10 > 0:05:15There you go, you see? What's he, an albino? (LAUGHS)
0:05:15 > 0:05:20- "Here's the P40 version five." - "(GUNSHOTS)"
0:05:20 > 0:05:23Oh, yeah, OK, that's very sensitive.
0:05:23 > 0:05:25- (LAUGHS) - It's not funny, Harris.
0:05:25 > 0:05:27"..democracy, justice."
0:05:27 > 0:05:32"With Palisade Defence we'll win the war on terror."
0:05:32 > 0:05:35- I bloody hope not. - Thank you, Harris.
0:05:36 > 0:05:40- # What will we do there? - # We'll get high
0:05:40 > 0:05:44- # What will we touch there? - # We'll touch the sky
0:05:44 > 0:05:48- # But why the tears there? - # I'll tell you why
0:05:48 > 0:05:52# It's all too beautiful
0:05:52 > 0:05:55- # It's all too beautiful... - (SMOKES ALARM BEEPS)
0:05:55 > 0:06:00# It's all too beautiful #
0:06:00 > 0:06:01(SHOUTS IN HUNGARIAN)
0:06:01 > 0:06:04Something wrong with the electrics. There's a short circuit.
0:06:04 > 0:06:08- Fire officer, coming through. - Sit down.- Officer sitting.
0:06:08 > 0:06:10- (SHOUTS) No smoking! No smoking! - Yes, I know.
0:06:10 > 0:06:15No cigarettes! Bob Marley! Bob Marley!
0:06:44 > 0:06:46Hey, Billy, what's the plan?
0:06:46 > 0:06:49George should be at the lodge, with the food.
0:06:49 > 0:06:53- Good. And the paintball gear? - All in the brown bag. OK, good.
0:06:53 > 0:06:56(DRIVER SINGS IN HUNGARIAN)
0:07:02 > 0:07:05(CHOMPS)
0:07:04 > 0:07:09I'll give you 50 if you stop eating.
0:07:12 > 0:07:17I bought some mushrooms off a security guard at the road show.
0:07:17 > 0:07:20I gave him 20 euros and look how much he's given me. Look.
0:07:23 > 0:07:27- They look horrible. - That's cos they're magic mushrooms.
0:07:27 > 0:07:31- How do you know they're not off the side of the road?- They're proper.
0:07:30 > 0:07:33You can tell by the stalks. Look.
0:07:35 > 0:07:40- Eat those, you're gonna go crazy. - I think I've had these ones before.
0:07:40 > 0:07:45- They give you a chilled out one. - And if you're wrong?
0:07:45 > 0:07:48I'll be somewhere over the rainbow getting fucked by the Tin Man.
0:07:48 > 0:07:49(TYRES SCREECH)
0:07:52 > 0:07:55- Hey, what the fuck's going on? - You all right?
0:07:55 > 0:07:57- You all right, Jill? - Yeah.
0:07:57 > 0:08:00- The road's blocked. - Anybody need first aid?
0:08:00 > 0:08:02I might do in 20 minutes.
0:08:04 > 0:08:07(BIRDS TITTER)
0:08:07 > 0:08:13- We can go this way. - (SPEAKS HUNGARIAN)
0:08:14 > 0:08:17I don't understand what you're saying. The road is fine.
0:08:17 > 0:08:21(SPEAKS HUNGARIAN)
0:08:21 > 0:08:25Yeah, well, the two roads meet up again. Look.
0:08:25 > 0:08:28(SHOUTS IN HUNGARIAN)
0:08:31 > 0:08:33(CONTINUES TO SHOUT)
0:08:35 > 0:08:38It's just a detour!
0:08:38 > 0:08:41(SPEAKS HUNGARIAN)
0:08:47 > 0:08:49Go on, Richard!
0:08:50 > 0:08:54All right, that's quite enough.
0:08:54 > 0:08:59I won't stand for unprofessional behaviour. You hear me?
0:08:59 > 0:09:05Now, you are hired to drive, and drive you will. Is that clear?
0:09:11 > 0:09:14(DOOR HISSES OPEN)
0:09:14 > 0:09:19Great management skills, Dick. Really, really world class.
0:09:20 > 0:09:24I know it doesn't appear far on the map,
0:09:24 > 0:09:27but it all depends on the scale.
0:09:27 > 0:09:31- Well, what is the scale? - It's not on here.
0:09:31 > 0:09:36- Well, an inch is usually a mile, isn't it?- No.
0:09:36 > 0:09:39Well, we'll assume that it is.
0:09:39 > 0:09:42Well, we can assume, but it's probably safer not to.
0:09:42 > 0:09:46Every map I've seen is. Are you saying I can't read maps?
0:09:46 > 0:09:48I'm sure you have an excellent knowledge of maps.
0:09:48 > 0:09:52It's just that, well, an inch could be two miles or ten.
0:09:52 > 0:09:54Goodbye. I'm going back to the hotel.
0:09:54 > 0:09:57- You're doing no such thing. - Then show me the lodge.
0:09:57 > 0:10:00The lodge is a mile down that road.
0:10:00 > 0:10:04Hang on. You're not listening. I am not walking anywhere.
0:10:04 > 0:10:08Don't squabble. It's supposed to be a team-building weekend.
0:10:07 > 0:10:12Tell Richard. He thinks we're on a walking holiday. (ENGINE ROARS)
0:10:11 > 0:10:15Whoa. Wait a sec. Stop the coach!
0:10:15 > 0:10:17Stop!
0:10:17 > 0:10:23Hey, come on, let's talk about this. Stop the bus. Fucking hell!
0:10:23 > 0:10:25Stop the...
0:10:25 > 0:10:27Come on.
0:10:31 > 0:10:33Fuck it!
0:10:33 > 0:10:37(GROWLING)
0:10:39 > 0:10:41What was that?
0:10:41 > 0:10:44(BURPS) Sorry.
0:10:46 > 0:10:49Probably just a bear.
0:10:48 > 0:10:51- Just a bear?! - There are no bears in Hungary.
0:10:51 > 0:10:55- Are you sure? - Yes.
0:10:54 > 0:10:57Well, that's assuming we're still in Hungary.
0:10:57 > 0:11:01If we've crossed the border into Romania, there are bears.
0:11:01 > 0:11:05If we're in Serbia, then I'm not sure.
0:11:04 > 0:11:09Well, that's really interesting. Are bears required to stop at borders?
0:11:09 > 0:11:12Is there some sort of passport control for bears?
0:11:12 > 0:11:15- You'd better watch your tone. - Or what?- Oh, please!
0:11:15 > 0:11:18No. Or what? (DISTANT GROWLING)
0:11:20 > 0:11:23- That sounded further away. - There.
0:11:23 > 0:11:28If it was a bear, which it wasn't, it's moved on. Come on.
0:11:28 > 0:11:31I really think we should stick to the main road.
0:11:31 > 0:11:34- No, this way is much quicker. Come on.- I'm with Richard.
0:11:48 > 0:11:51Have I pissed myself?
0:11:50 > 0:11:56- What?! - I feel damp.
0:11:56 > 0:12:00Well, you look all right. I am not gonna touch you.
0:12:00 > 0:12:03- Have I pissed my pants? - I don't think so. What's wrong?!
0:12:03 > 0:12:05I feel all damp.
0:12:11 > 0:12:15You're fine. You're fine.
0:12:59 > 0:13:02OK, so, er, working on the assumption
0:13:02 > 0:13:05that an inch is not a mile,
0:13:05 > 0:13:08what's the worst-case scenario?
0:13:08 > 0:13:12- An inch is a thousand miles? - (SCREAMING)
0:13:16 > 0:13:18That's Steve.
0:13:18 > 0:13:21If he's messing around, he's in big trouble.
0:13:24 > 0:13:26Oh, no.
0:13:28 > 0:13:31We should stay with the bags.
0:13:32 > 0:13:35Steve, are you all right, mate?
0:13:40 > 0:13:43(SIGHS) Jesus.
0:13:46 > 0:13:47Steve?
0:13:47 > 0:13:53- I saw someone. - Who?
0:13:53 > 0:13:55I don't know.
0:13:55 > 0:13:57What happened?
0:13:59 > 0:14:02The weirdest thing's just happened, yeah.
0:14:02 > 0:14:06I needed a slash, so I've pulled me trousers down,
0:14:06 > 0:14:09cos I felt a little bit damp and I didn't want to get a rash.
0:14:09 > 0:14:13I was about to have a piss and I saw a geezer with a balaclava
0:14:13 > 0:14:18and a suitcase. No, more of a travel bag.
0:14:18 > 0:14:20- So you've come over... - Steve.
0:14:20 > 0:14:23- Yes? - The mushrooms.
0:14:23 > 0:14:28- What mushrooms? - You ate them. You're high.
0:14:31 > 0:14:35- Look after him. - OK.
0:14:38 > 0:14:40Listen.
0:14:40 > 0:14:43Now, I know we're mates, but, erm,
0:14:43 > 0:14:47if you look at my cock one more time, I'm gonna kick off.
0:14:47 > 0:14:51What are you talking about? I have not once looked at your winkie.
0:14:51 > 0:14:54You turn around.
0:14:58 > 0:15:00(URINATES)
0:15:15 > 0:15:17(GROWLS)
0:15:37 > 0:15:40OK, everybody, prepare to smile.
0:15:48 > 0:15:51- Isn't it wonderful? - It's a dump.
0:15:51 > 0:15:55- What do you expect, the Hilton? - The Hilton would be good.
0:15:55 > 0:15:59- We're in the country. - You're not gonna stay here, are you?
0:15:59 > 0:16:04- Right now I'd sleep in a cave. - That's the spirit.
0:16:04 > 0:16:06There's someone in the woods.
0:16:06 > 0:16:10Yeah, you already said that. Come on.
0:16:10 > 0:16:12Come on.
0:16:12 > 0:16:14(GATES CREAK OPEN)
0:16:17 > 0:16:20(BIRDS CHIRP)
0:17:04 > 0:17:07- This isn't the right place. - This is the right place.
0:17:07 > 0:17:09This obviously is not the right place.
0:17:09 > 0:17:12It is the right place. Billy?
0:17:12 > 0:17:16Well, there's only one lodge on the map, so I suppose -
0:17:16 > 0:17:21Thank you. This is... just the lobby.
0:17:21 > 0:17:25This place is fantastic!
0:17:25 > 0:17:30Steve. Steve. It's just a rope. It's just a rope.
0:17:32 > 0:17:38"Dear team, as a big thank you for the last few weeks on the road,
0:17:38 > 0:17:41George and I cordially invite you to join us
0:17:41 > 0:17:43on a team-building weekend
0:17:43 > 0:17:48in Palisade's newly-acquired luxury lodge."
0:17:48 > 0:17:51"Luxury lodge."
0:17:53 > 0:17:54(CRASH!)
0:17:56 > 0:17:59OK, now listen up, everyone.
0:17:59 > 0:18:03This is not a holiday. This is a business.
0:18:03 > 0:18:08And team-building weekends, like it or not, are part of that business.
0:18:08 > 0:18:10Hear! Hear!
0:18:10 > 0:18:14This is our chance to find out about ourselves.
0:18:14 > 0:18:17I mean, you know, sure, we'll have fun,
0:18:17 > 0:18:21doing, er, paintball, orienteering...
0:18:21 > 0:18:23- Bridge building. - Bridge building.
0:18:25 > 0:18:29We need to take ownership of the weekend.
0:18:31 > 0:18:34And that means working together.
0:18:33 > 0:18:37- Richard, I have an idea. - Shh, shh, shh.
0:18:36 > 0:18:39I can't spell success... without U.
0:18:39 > 0:18:42Or U.
0:18:42 > 0:18:47U. U.
0:18:47 > 0:18:49And... U.
0:18:49 > 0:18:52Success has only one U.
0:18:52 > 0:18:58Oh, well, Daddy couldn't put us all through Cambridge, could he, Harris?
0:19:00 > 0:19:03Now, George wants us to be the best team possible.
0:19:03 > 0:19:06And if that means digging in, then I am sorry.
0:19:06 > 0:19:09Think this place is a dump? Think about this.
0:19:09 > 0:19:13Maybe it's supposed to be. I've had tougher challenges.
0:19:13 > 0:19:17Now let's make this our challenge.
0:19:17 > 0:19:20Explain to me how staying in this shithole
0:19:20 > 0:19:23is gonna help me sell mines.
0:19:32 > 0:19:33All right?
0:19:49 > 0:19:53- Don't be so happy all the time. - Only trying to be positive.
0:19:53 > 0:19:57No, you're not. You're like a dog tied to a radiator wagging its tail.
0:19:57 > 0:20:01- (LAUGHS) - That's not a compliment.
0:20:04 > 0:20:07Look for the generator in there, will you?
0:20:06 > 0:20:09(BIRDSONG)
0:20:32 > 0:20:35(DUSTS HIMSELF OFF)
0:21:02 > 0:21:04(RATTLES)
0:21:34 > 0:21:36(DOOR BURSTS OPEN)
0:21:45 > 0:21:47(DOOR CREAKS AND SLAMS SHUT)
0:22:26 > 0:22:28(CLANG)
0:23:04 > 0:23:06(METALLIC GRINDING)
0:23:26 > 0:23:29(SQUELCHING)
0:23:31 > 0:23:34Have you got any light bulbs in your bag,... Gordon?
0:23:34 > 0:23:39Erm, yeah, give me two secs.
0:23:40 > 0:23:42Hello?
0:23:47 > 0:23:49Hello?
0:23:55 > 0:23:57(FOOTSTEPS)
0:24:05 > 0:24:07Oh, no.
0:24:07 > 0:24:10- I think you should get some sleep. - I think you're right.
0:24:21 > 0:24:24(GROWLING)
0:24:27 > 0:24:29(SCUFFLING)
0:24:32 > 0:24:35(BANGING)
0:24:38 > 0:24:40(GROWLING/LOUD BANG)
0:24:54 > 0:24:56(FLOORBOARDS CREAK)
0:25:01 > 0:25:03(DRAMATIC BURST OF MUSIC)
0:25:44 > 0:25:45Maggie?
0:25:45 > 0:25:50I've been waiting for you, Richard. I want you to fuck me.
0:25:50 > 0:25:54Really?! I mean, I'd like to.
0:25:54 > 0:25:58Fuck me now and fuck me hard.
0:26:00 > 0:26:02OK.
0:26:04 > 0:26:07But, erm,... what's going on?
0:26:11 > 0:26:12Maggie?
0:26:14 > 0:26:18Great management skills, Dick. World class.
0:26:18 > 0:26:22(STABBING/SCREAMING)
0:26:26 > 0:26:29(COUGHS)
0:26:43 > 0:26:45(DOOR CREAKS AND SLAMS)
0:26:49 > 0:26:54I had no idea Palisade were this involved in Eastern Europe.
0:26:54 > 0:26:56You're joking, right?
0:26:57 > 0:27:01- Where did you get this stuff? - Found it next to the generator.
0:27:01 > 0:27:05There's stacks of it out there. It's all Soviet.
0:27:05 > 0:27:08That doesn't mean it's one of the asylums.
0:27:07 > 0:27:11- It doesn't rule it out either. - What asylums?
0:27:10 > 0:27:14Right, grub's up. Put those cards away, please, Jill.
0:27:14 > 0:27:19Feast your eyes... on this.
0:27:19 > 0:27:21Mind yourselves, it is hot.
0:27:22 > 0:27:24It actually smells quite nice.
0:27:24 > 0:27:27- Not eating, Maggie? - No, thanks. Not hungry.
0:27:27 > 0:27:30The rest of you, get stuck in. There's plenty.
0:27:30 > 0:27:34Do you want to get some spoons out, please, Jill?
0:27:34 > 0:27:38- All right? (MOCKINGLY) Feeling OK? - Yeah, all right, piss off.
0:27:38 > 0:27:42- Are you still tripping? - No. Why are you naked?
0:27:42 > 0:27:46- Harris, what about the asylums? - What asylums?
0:27:46 > 0:27:49Harris seems to think we're in an old lunatic asylum.
0:27:49 > 0:27:53- Are we?- No. - Tell us about the asylums.
0:27:53 > 0:27:56Are you sure you want me to tell you? It's pretty scary.
0:27:56 > 0:28:00- I'll take my chances. - OK. OK.
0:28:00 > 0:28:05This story happens a long time ago, way back before the First World War.
0:28:05 > 0:28:07Oh, please(!)
0:28:07 > 0:28:10When movies were silent and women were even quieter.
0:28:10 > 0:28:14The government was getting complaints about the asylum,
0:28:14 > 0:28:17so they sent an inspector to check it out.
0:28:17 > 0:28:19(EERIE MUSIC/CAMERA WHIRRS)
0:28:22 > 0:28:25He arrives late one night to see what's going on.
0:28:27 > 0:28:32Everything seems fine, and the warders agree to show him around.
0:28:32 > 0:28:36But everything isn't fine. Everything's not fine at all.
0:28:36 > 0:28:40All the inmates are going crazy, screaming at him to let them out.
0:28:40 > 0:28:43Then he realises what's wrong.
0:28:43 > 0:28:46The inmates had taken over and locked up all the doctors.
0:28:46 > 0:28:50And then they turned on him. He tried to reason with them,
0:28:50 > 0:28:53but there's no reasoning with the mentally insane.
0:28:54 > 0:28:57Guess who they called to sort out the mess? Us.
0:28:57 > 0:29:01Palisade sent the boys in. Sprayed the place with nerve agent.
0:29:01 > 0:29:03Killed everyone. It was a massacre.
0:29:03 > 0:29:08But rumour has it... that one inmate survived.
0:29:08 > 0:29:13Hell-bent on killing any Palisade employee that should cross his path.
0:29:17 > 0:29:21- They say he's still on the loose. - Is that supposed to be scary?
0:29:21 > 0:29:26- Well, it was at the time.- There is a tiny bit of truth in his story.
0:29:26 > 0:29:28- Damn right! - A tiny bit.
0:29:28 > 0:29:32It occurred in the early '90s when the Soviet Union broke up.
0:29:32 > 0:29:36Places like this were detention centres for war criminals.
0:29:36 > 0:29:39Soldiers who liked the killing a little bit too much.
0:29:39 > 0:29:41(MACHINE-GUN FIRE)
0:29:47 > 0:29:51(GUNSHOTS)
0:29:54 > 0:29:59They were lunatics who wiped out whole villages. Burnt people alive.
0:29:59 > 0:30:04Put heads on spikes. They were savages. Well-trained savages.
0:30:04 > 0:30:08(GUNSHOTS/SCREAMING)
0:30:08 > 0:30:11Their government locked them away, tried to cure them,
0:30:11 > 0:30:13but it was no good.
0:30:13 > 0:30:20Some escaped. Hid in some empty buildings nearby, but not for long.
0:30:20 > 0:30:24it wasn't Palisade who killed them, it was their government.
0:30:24 > 0:30:29But it was us who supplied the weapons.
0:30:28 > 0:30:32Oh, and, Harris, if anyone did survive,
0:30:31 > 0:30:35revenge would be the last thing on their minds.
0:30:34 > 0:30:39- What would be on their minds? - Survival. Evading capture.
0:30:38 > 0:30:42These guys were war criminals, remember.
0:30:42 > 0:30:46Excuse me for being the sensible one here, but this place is a lodge.
0:30:46 > 0:30:49It's not a mental home, it's not a prison, it's a lodge.
0:30:49 > 0:30:53It was a sex lodge. (LAUGHTER)
0:30:53 > 0:30:56- Right(!) - It was. I'm telling you.
0:30:56 > 0:31:01Back in the '60s, these places were hospitals for rich old men.
0:31:01 > 0:31:06All the nurses were these naughty- looking birds with big shooters.
0:31:06 > 0:31:10Anyway, being stuck all the way out here, they used to get really lonely,
0:31:10 > 0:31:13so they tried it on with the old boys.
0:31:13 > 0:31:17These poor old fuckers was on death's door. They couldn't get it up.
0:31:17 > 0:31:21So they decided to just get hold of each other.
0:31:21 > 0:31:25- One day this fella turns up out of the blue.- (DOORBELL)
0:31:24 > 0:31:28Young geezer. Bit of bollocks about him.
0:31:30 > 0:31:35They chased him. They caught him and, er,
0:31:35 > 0:31:38well, he was fucked.
0:31:37 > 0:31:40(LAUGHTER)
0:31:40 > 0:31:44Have you ever taken anything seriously in your life?
0:31:43 > 0:31:48- Ecstasy and weed, I think. - (RUNNING FOOTSTEPS)
0:31:49 > 0:31:53- Hey, gang. How are we doing? - Brilliant.- Sweet dreams?
0:31:53 > 0:31:57Er,... yeah.
0:31:57 > 0:31:59Harris.
0:31:59 > 0:32:03- Hi, Maggie.- Hi. - Not eating?
0:32:03 > 0:32:07Why are you all so obsessed with what I eat? I am not too skinny.
0:32:07 > 0:32:10No, no, no, no. I don't mean...
0:32:10 > 0:32:13Just that you'll need your energy for the team games.
0:32:13 > 0:32:16I mean, you're perfect just the way you are.
0:32:19 > 0:32:25And when I say perfect, I obviously don't mean that in a sexual way.
0:32:25 > 0:32:28I mean perfect in a neutral way.
0:32:28 > 0:32:33As if I were another woman saying that you were perfect, you know?
0:32:33 > 0:32:36Just one woman to another.
0:32:39 > 0:32:42Not that I'm implying anything like that.
0:32:43 > 0:32:49Or that there's anything wrong with that... sort of thing.
0:32:49 > 0:32:54Or... anything.
0:32:53 > 0:32:56Keep digging, we can still see ya. (LAUGHS)
0:32:59 > 0:33:02What the...?!
0:33:02 > 0:33:05A bit young to be losing your teeth, aren't you?
0:33:05 > 0:33:08- It's not mine! It's not my tooth. - Maybe it's just a clove.
0:33:08 > 0:33:12Does it look like a fucking clove? I'm gonna puke.
0:33:12 > 0:33:15Could it be the cow's tooth? A cow with gold fillings?
0:33:15 > 0:33:17Who made the pie?
0:33:18 > 0:33:21I didn't make it, I found it.
0:33:21 > 0:33:25- You what?!- I found it. - You found a pie?
0:33:25 > 0:33:30- It was wrapped in foil. - Oh, well, that's a relief. Jesus!
0:33:30 > 0:33:31You dirty bastard!
0:33:31 > 0:33:34- (RETCHES) - OK, everyone, calm down.
0:33:34 > 0:33:37- (JILL CONTINUES TO RETCH) - Come on, Jill. Jill, come with me.
0:33:37 > 0:33:41Ohhh! I'm gonna be sick. (RETCHES)
0:33:41 > 0:33:44I'm sorry. I thought it was a welcome gift.
0:33:44 > 0:33:49- From who? - I don't know. George.
0:33:49 > 0:33:52George wouldn't bring a pie.
0:33:52 > 0:33:56It could have been sitting here for months. Look at this place.
0:33:55 > 0:33:57I cooked it for the full hour!
0:33:57 > 0:34:01- It had instructions on it? - No, but it's a pie.
0:34:01 > 0:34:05You don't cook every pie for an hour.
0:34:05 > 0:34:09- You don't think I undercooked it, do you?- Fucking hell!
0:34:09 > 0:34:12Yeah, OK. Look, it's gone. I'm throwing the pie in the bin.
0:34:12 > 0:34:16Oh, right, that makes me feel better.
0:34:16 > 0:34:19(CRICKETS CHIRP)
0:34:27 > 0:34:30- Good night, sweetie. - Good night.
0:34:49 > 0:34:52(THUNDER RUMBLES)
0:35:39 > 0:35:41(TAP GURGLES)
0:35:54 > 0:35:57- (CRASH) - Shit!
0:36:13 > 0:36:15(GASPS)
0:36:19 > 0:36:23Hello.
0:36:31 > 0:36:36- (TREES RUSTLE) - (SCREAMS)
0:36:36 > 0:36:40Hey, hey, hey, hey. What's the matter? What's going on?
0:36:40 > 0:36:43There was a man at my window.
0:36:43 > 0:36:46- What happened? - I saw someone. Where's my inhaler?
0:36:46 > 0:36:50- What's going on?- Jill saw someone. - Who?- What did he look like?
0:36:50 > 0:36:54- (WHEEZES) He had a mask. - Have you been at my mushrooms?
0:36:54 > 0:36:58- Shut up! Do you have anything to calm her down?- I'll check my bag.
0:36:58 > 0:37:01- Have you seen anyone?- No. - What do you think?
0:37:01 > 0:37:03You're the boss, you think.
0:37:03 > 0:37:08- Perhaps you were dreaming. - I wasn't dreaming. Look at me!
0:37:08 > 0:37:12His face was covered in a mask. I was not dreaming.
0:37:12 > 0:37:16I found some Kalms. They're herbal.
0:37:16 > 0:37:18(THUNDER RUMBLES)
0:37:56 > 0:37:58Come on. There's no-one here.
0:37:59 > 0:38:01Come on!
0:38:05 > 0:38:08It was probably just some locals messing around.
0:38:08 > 0:38:13Looking through a window one storey up? We need to get out of here.
0:38:13 > 0:38:16- Yeah, I'm leaving. - I'm going with her.
0:38:16 > 0:38:19- No-one is going anywhere. - What did you find?
0:38:19 > 0:38:22Wooden structures in the trees, but too far from the window.
0:38:22 > 0:38:25- There. See? - This is what's gonna happen.
0:38:25 > 0:38:28Tomorrow we go to the top of the hill, try and get a signal.
0:38:28 > 0:38:31Get somebody to pick us up, take us to the hotel.
0:38:31 > 0:38:34- Go on, my son. - Great idea.- That's not a great idea.
0:38:34 > 0:38:37Leave, and you won't have a job to come back to.
0:38:37 > 0:38:41- I don't care. Count me in. - Yeah, I'm with her.
0:38:41 > 0:38:47- I'm sorry, but he's right. - Should I make some tea?
0:38:49 > 0:38:52Er, all right, listen.
0:38:52 > 0:38:54Jill, I want you to sleep on it.
0:38:54 > 0:38:57Then, in the morning, if you still feel the same way,
0:38:57 > 0:39:00well, then I'll come up with a plan.
0:38:59 > 0:39:02I feel the same way.
0:39:05 > 0:39:10OK, er, listen up, everyone. Er, Billy, get over here. Come on.
0:39:14 > 0:39:20Er, I've made a decision. We're going to sit tight.
0:39:20 > 0:39:23- (SPITS) - We...
0:39:22 > 0:39:27We sit tight while, Harris, I want you and Jill
0:39:27 > 0:39:29to go up the hill...
0:39:30 > 0:39:35..to go up the hill and, erm, see if you can get a phone signal.
0:39:35 > 0:39:39Erm, get the coach driver to come and pick us up.
0:39:39 > 0:39:41Oh, sweet.
0:39:41 > 0:39:45I've made this decision purely because of the, er, food situation.
0:39:45 > 0:39:48And-And it is conditional.
0:39:48 > 0:39:53- While they're gone, the rest of us will do a little team building.- Yes!
0:39:57 > 0:39:58Nice one.
0:39:58 > 0:40:02Excuse me. Hiya. I just want to make it really clear
0:40:02 > 0:40:07before we begin, that paintballing is about teamwork, all right?
0:40:07 > 0:40:13So no Rambos. I repeat, absolutely no Rambos.
0:40:28 > 0:40:30(SHOUTS) OK!
0:40:32 > 0:40:35(VOICE ECHOES ENDLESSLY)
0:40:44 > 0:40:48- Hey, how's your project going? - Pretty good, thanks.
0:40:48 > 0:40:52What are these things? Humane landmines, right?
0:40:52 > 0:40:55They're not landmines. They're immobilisation units.
0:40:55 > 0:41:00Right. And they do what, they sort of grab you, yeah?
0:41:00 > 0:41:04They pin you to the floor. They don't blow children's legs off.
0:41:04 > 0:41:07- They're humane. - They're a hard sell.
0:41:07 > 0:41:10I don't understand why, in the 21st century,
0:41:10 > 0:41:14we create such sick weapons. The guillotine seems humane.
0:41:14 > 0:41:18- There's nothing humane about it. - At least it's instantaneous.
0:41:18 > 0:41:20There's nothing instantaneous about it.
0:41:20 > 0:41:24When your head's chopped off, your brain can think for three minutes.
0:41:24 > 0:41:28You're saying you're aware that your head's cut off?
0:41:28 > 0:41:31When Marie Antoinette had her head chopped off
0:41:31 > 0:41:35she felt it hit the basket. She saw blood pumping out of her own stump.
0:41:35 > 0:41:39- That's not true. - It is 100% biological fact.
0:41:47 > 0:41:51- Think he crashed? - I don't know.
0:42:18 > 0:42:21- Oh, my God! - We've got to get the others.
0:42:22 > 0:42:24We can't just leave him here!
0:42:24 > 0:42:27Can we?
0:42:33 > 0:42:36I'm not saying I fancy anyone in particular.
0:42:36 > 0:42:41If I did like someone, I wouldn't know the best way to approach them.
0:42:41 > 0:42:45- Dating's complicated in England. - English birds ain't complicated.
0:42:45 > 0:42:49Buy 'em a Bacardi Breezer and they'll ride you like Sea Biscuit.
0:42:49 > 0:42:52Yeah? But what if she's not English?
0:42:52 > 0:42:56What if she's, erm,... French or Spanish or, erm,...
0:42:57 > 0:42:59..American?
0:43:02 > 0:43:06- Maggie. - Yeah.
0:43:07 > 0:43:10So what do you think?
0:43:11 > 0:43:16I think you've got more chance of getting shit out of a rocking horse.
0:43:18 > 0:43:22- Yeah, that's what I thought. - (WHISTLE)
0:43:30 > 0:43:34Come on, I got ya! Get up, you cheating bastard.
0:43:35 > 0:43:40See, all this Maggie stuff, it's cos your bird left you.
0:43:40 > 0:43:43It's cos your plums are backing up.
0:43:43 > 0:43:48It's driving you nuts. It's confusing ya. Making you think you love her.
0:43:48 > 0:43:54You're right. Anyway, I think she likes you.
0:43:54 > 0:43:57- What're you talking about? - (Go! Go! Go!)
0:44:08 > 0:44:10Hiya, sexy.
0:44:13 > 0:44:15We won. You're dead.
0:44:15 > 0:44:19The bullet missed my vital organs. I survived. It's a miracle.
0:44:19 > 0:44:21(WHISTLE SHRILLS)
0:44:21 > 0:44:25- Here we go. Safeties off. - Here comes the ref.
0:44:25 > 0:44:29Right. Oh, you really got into that. It was brilliant.
0:44:29 > 0:44:33We bent a few rules here and there. Steve shot Richard, he didn't die.
0:44:33 > 0:44:36- No-one shot me. - We shot someone.
0:44:36 > 0:44:39Well, I think someone, and I am not pointing any fingers,
0:44:39 > 0:44:43has been wiping off paint. And it does clearly state in the rules...
0:44:43 > 0:44:47- This is total war. There are no rules.- Ow!
0:44:48 > 0:44:51Stop! Stop! Stop it! Stop!
0:44:51 > 0:44:55That is really dangerous!
0:44:55 > 0:44:58Get one of those in your eye, it could pop like a ping-pong ball.
0:44:58 > 0:45:01It's not funny. That hurts.
0:45:04 > 0:45:07I expect more from some of you.
0:45:09 > 0:45:11- (SNAP!) - (GASPS)
0:45:12 > 0:45:14(SCREAMS)
0:45:16 > 0:45:18Gordon, you've got to be still.
0:45:18 > 0:45:21Steve, get on the other side. Quick.
0:45:21 > 0:45:24- Be still. - (SCREAMS) Get it off!
0:45:24 > 0:45:27- You have to stop moving. - (SCREAMS)
0:45:27 > 0:45:30- (JAWS CREAK OPEN/SNAP SHUT) - (SCREAMS)- Pull your leg out.
0:45:32 > 0:45:34Pull your leg out.
0:45:34 > 0:45:38- Now! Pull it now! - Pull your leg out now!
0:45:37 > 0:45:39- (SNAPS) - (SCREAMS)
0:45:43 > 0:45:45- Now! - (SNAPS)
0:45:45 > 0:45:49- You fucking idiot!- All right, for fuck's sake!- We'll get you out.
0:45:49 > 0:45:51(SCREAMS)
0:45:51 > 0:45:54Pull it out! Pull it out now!
0:45:54 > 0:45:57- (CREAKS OPEN/SNAPS SHUT) - (SCREAMS)
0:45:57 > 0:45:59Pull it!
0:46:00 > 0:46:02(SCREAMS)
0:46:04 > 0:46:08- (WHIMPERS) - God!
0:46:08 > 0:46:09- Gordon. - Shit!
0:46:09 > 0:46:12- (SCREAMS HYSTERICALLY) - (WHIMPERS)
0:46:12 > 0:46:15We gotta stop the bleeding. Billy, give me your belt.
0:46:15 > 0:46:20You're gonna be OK. You have to calm down for me, Gordon! Calm down!
0:46:20 > 0:46:23We're gonna stop the bleeding.
0:46:22 > 0:46:26(SCREAMS)
0:46:27 > 0:46:29- (CRUNCH!) - (WHIMPERS)
0:46:29 > 0:46:32They're everywhere.
0:46:33 > 0:46:36What the fuck's going on here?
0:46:36 > 0:46:39Billy, hold his hand!
0:46:40 > 0:46:44- Can you help me...? - (SCREAMS) What are you doing?!
0:46:44 > 0:46:47- (SCREAMS) - Richard, help me hold him!
0:46:47 > 0:46:49- (GORDON WHIMPERS) - Steve!
0:46:54 > 0:46:56We're gonna be OK.
0:46:56 > 0:47:00- All right, people, get on the coach. - Stop! Don't move!
0:47:00 > 0:47:03- What the fuck happened?! - Bear traps, they're everywhere.
0:47:03 > 0:47:05Someone killed the driver.
0:47:05 > 0:47:08- The driver's dead? - Just get on the coach.
0:47:08 > 0:47:11- Somebody help us, please! - What are we gonna do?
0:47:11 > 0:47:14- He could be watching us. - Jill, you're not helping!
0:47:14 > 0:47:17- What do we do with his leg? - We need to keep it cold.
0:47:17 > 0:47:20- There's a fridge on the coach. - That's great, thank you.
0:47:20 > 0:47:23Oh, you're shitting me!
0:47:34 > 0:47:36Ugh!
0:47:39 > 0:47:41Ohhh!
0:47:42 > 0:47:44Ohhh!
0:47:50 > 0:47:52Come on!
0:47:54 > 0:47:58- Come on!- All right! All right! For fuck's sake!
0:48:05 > 0:48:09- Faster! - It's going as fast as it can.
0:48:08 > 0:48:12I need something to cover his leg.
0:48:11 > 0:48:15Harris, slow down. I think you're going too fast.
0:48:15 > 0:48:18Someone give me something to cover his leg, for fuck's sake!
0:48:19 > 0:48:21(JINGLES)
0:48:26 > 0:48:28(BANG/TYRES SCREECH)
0:48:28 > 0:48:30- Shit! - (SCREAM)
0:48:59 > 0:49:01(ENGINE CONTINUES TO REV)
0:50:21 > 0:50:23(GROANS)
0:50:25 > 0:50:27Jill?
0:50:29 > 0:50:31(GROANS)
0:50:42 > 0:50:47(GLASS CRUNCHES)
0:50:53 > 0:50:54Oh, shit!
0:50:54 > 0:50:56(SQUELCHES)
0:51:57 > 0:52:00(SQUELCHES)
0:52:15 > 0:52:17(WHIMPERS)
0:52:19 > 0:52:22(SHORT, SHARP BREATHS)
0:52:52 > 0:52:55I think I've broken my arm.
0:52:55 > 0:53:00(SPITS/COUGHS)
0:53:01 > 0:53:05(SIGHS) Billy.
0:53:14 > 0:53:17Jill?
0:53:21 > 0:53:23We've got to head back to the lodge.
0:53:25 > 0:53:30We've got to find Jill. Jill!
0:53:30 > 0:53:32(SHOUTS) Jill!
0:53:32 > 0:53:34(WHISPERS) Keep your voice down.
0:53:34 > 0:53:40Someone's killed Harris. Who's to say he didn't kill Jill as well?
0:53:40 > 0:53:44Now, we head back to the lodge
0:53:44 > 0:53:46and we lock ourselves in till morning and then we walk.
0:53:46 > 0:53:48Where?
0:53:48 > 0:53:50I don't know.
0:53:50 > 0:53:53- I'm glad we got that sorted(!) - Hey!
0:53:53 > 0:53:55Unless you have a better idea, we go back to the lodge.
0:53:55 > 0:53:59(HUNGARIAN MUSIC)
0:54:03 > 0:54:06(MUFFLED WHIMPERS)
0:54:24 > 0:54:28(SPEAKS HUNGARIAN)
0:54:33 > 0:54:35Palisade.
0:54:46 > 0:54:49(SCREAMS)
0:54:49 > 0:54:51(SPLUTTERS)
0:55:13 > 0:55:16(LAUGHS MENACINGLY)
0:55:20 > 0:55:22(FLAMES ROAR)
0:55:22 > 0:55:25Let's put him down.
0:55:28 > 0:55:31We need to lock ourselves in. Lock everything.
0:55:31 > 0:55:35- This is bollocks. Fucking bollocks. - We're safer in here!
0:55:35 > 0:55:38I'm not waiting for him to turn up. It's fucking madness!
0:55:38 > 0:55:40What do you suggest we do with him?
0:55:40 > 0:55:43- I'll carry him myself if I have to. - Keep your voices down.
0:55:43 > 0:55:47- What if the stories were true? - Well, mine wasn't.- What stories?
0:55:47 > 0:55:52They were asylums. Someone escaped, someone who knows we're Palisade.
0:55:52 > 0:55:55- How would they know that? - The bus, it's not exactly subtle.
0:55:55 > 0:55:58Those stories are nonsense. Who told you? Jill? Harris?
0:55:58 > 0:56:01Do you know how many conspiracies I hear regarding weapons companies?
0:56:01 > 0:56:05- No, how many?- I'll tell you how many I believe. None.
0:56:05 > 0:56:09We're a public company. Members of our governments are on the board.
0:56:09 > 0:56:12They won't do anything immoral.
0:56:14 > 0:56:17Arguing is not gonna help us out. OK?
0:56:17 > 0:56:22You said you wanted us to work as a team, now is the time to start.
0:56:22 > 0:56:28Just help me get some wood. We need to board ourselves in. All right?
0:56:28 > 0:56:31- With what? - I don't know. Check Gordon's bag.
0:56:31 > 0:56:34He's not gonna have a hammer and nails in there, is he?
0:56:39 > 0:56:42Oh, for fuck's sake!
0:56:57 > 0:56:59Good boy.
0:57:06 > 0:57:09I've got some pills.
0:57:09 > 0:57:13- What kind of pills? - Ecstasy.
0:57:13 > 0:57:18- Great. Have a party. - No, not for me, for him.
0:57:18 > 0:57:20What do you mean?
0:57:20 > 0:57:25They're not gonna get him up tap dancing, but it'll take the edge off.
0:57:25 > 0:57:27(SHUDDERS)
0:57:30 > 0:57:31OK.
0:57:31 > 0:57:33Gordon.
0:57:36 > 0:57:40- Take one. It'll sort you out. - I don't do drugs.
0:57:40 > 0:57:43It's OK, sweetheart, these are painkillers.
0:57:43 > 0:57:46- They're gonna make you feel better. - Just take one.
0:57:46 > 0:57:50Here. Here you go. Here you go.
0:58:06 > 0:58:09You all right?
0:58:10 > 0:58:14I'm sorry about earlier. Flaring up and all that.
0:58:14 > 0:58:16You were OK.
0:58:20 > 0:58:23Listen, I wanna say something to you.
0:58:23 > 0:58:28Sometimes I act like an idiot, you know.
0:58:28 > 0:58:32I say things when I shouldn't and, er...
0:58:32 > 0:58:35Shit! I've left Gordon's foot on the the coach.
0:58:38 > 0:58:41I'm sorry, mate.
0:58:46 > 0:58:49I love you, Maggie.
0:58:49 > 0:58:53- Of course you do. - No, seriously. I mean it.
0:58:53 > 0:58:56I really mean it.
0:58:56 > 0:58:59- It's just the drugs, Gordon. - No, it's not the drugs.
0:58:59 > 0:59:04I really, really, really love you.
0:59:04 > 0:59:06And I loved Jill.
0:59:06 > 0:59:09I really, really, really loved Jill.
0:59:09 > 0:59:12- Steve, have you got any downers? - Not my thing.
0:59:12 > 0:59:16(FADES) Maggie. Maggie, have I told you that I love you?
0:59:17 > 0:59:19(THUNDER RUMBLES/RAIN PATTERS)
0:59:20 > 0:59:23- Where are you going? - Toilet.
0:59:23 > 0:59:26Can't you hold on?
0:59:27 > 0:59:29No.
0:59:32 > 0:59:35Don't worry, I'll be right back.
0:59:38 > 0:59:41(FOOTSTEPS ON STAIRS)
0:59:52 > 0:59:55If we don't get him to a hospital, he's gonna die.
0:59:55 > 0:59:58(TRICKLE OF WATER)
1:00:13 > 1:00:16(TOILET FLUSHES)
1:00:25 > 1:00:30I think maybe... we should leave him.
1:00:33 > 1:00:36What are you saying?
1:00:38 > 1:00:40I think our best chance for survival
1:00:40 > 1:00:44is if the four of us get to the main road and get help.
1:00:47 > 1:00:50And I think it's Gordon's best shot as well.
1:00:50 > 1:00:55- I think you're right. I think we should go.- Go where?
1:01:06 > 1:01:07(SCREAMS)
1:01:07 > 1:01:09(PIERCING SCREAM)
1:01:12 > 1:01:17- What's happened? - This door was locked.
1:01:19 > 1:01:21Gordon?
1:01:23 > 1:01:26- Gordon? - Billy, be quiet!
1:01:52 > 1:01:56(GASPS/KNIFE SCRAPES/KNIFE BANGS)
1:02:17 > 1:02:20(FLIES BUZZ)
1:02:24 > 1:02:27- (WINGS FLAP/SCREECHES) - (SCREAMS)
1:02:27 > 1:02:30(SCREAMS)
1:03:11 > 1:03:15- Conspiracies?! - (BANG)
1:03:18 > 1:03:21We should go back upstairs.
1:03:41 > 1:03:43(GUNSHOT)
1:03:50 > 1:03:52- (DOOR SLAMS) - Maggie?!
1:04:19 > 1:04:21(GASPS)
1:04:42 > 1:04:44(SOBS)
1:04:57 > 1:04:59Richard?
1:05:03 > 1:05:05'Richard?'
1:05:17 > 1:05:19(DOOR BANGS)
1:05:27 > 1:05:29(GROANS)
1:05:30 > 1:05:33(DOOR RATTLES)
1:06:00 > 1:06:02(HEAVY FOOTSTEPS)
1:06:27 > 1:06:29(PANTS)
1:06:38 > 1:06:40- (CLICK!) - Fuck!
1:06:46 > 1:06:48(HEAVY FOOTSTEPS)
1:06:50 > 1:06:52(CRASH!)
1:07:45 > 1:07:46(CRASH!)
1:07:51 > 1:07:52(GUN CLICKS)
1:07:53 > 1:07:55(GROANS)
1:08:11 > 1:08:13- (GUNSHOT) - Jesus!
1:08:15 > 1:08:18Yeah, well,... (PANTS)
1:08:18 > 1:08:22I'd hate to be accused of not killing him when I had the chance.
1:08:23 > 1:08:27Well,... I think you'll be all right there.
1:08:36 > 1:08:38Come, come.
1:08:50 > 1:08:53(GUN CLICKS)
1:09:04 > 1:09:08- Don't you fucking move! - (SPEAKS HUNGARIAN)
1:09:08 > 1:09:10- We got a problem. - Yeah? No shit(!)
1:09:10 > 1:09:13We got another problem, that was our last bullet.
1:09:13 > 1:09:16Put your fucking guns down!
1:09:16 > 1:09:20Put your guns down or I'll blow your motherfucking balls off!
1:09:21 > 1:09:24(SHOUTING IN HUNGARIAN)
1:09:46 > 1:09:49(WHISPER)
1:09:56 > 1:09:58(WHISPERS) Let's go!
1:10:03 > 1:10:06Stop. STOP!
1:10:06 > 1:10:10- What are you doing? - Don't move. The place is mined.
1:10:10 > 1:10:13- How do you know? - I'm standing on one.
1:10:15 > 1:10:18CRM Platoon Buster. One of ours.
1:10:18 > 1:10:20- Oh, shit. - Yeah.
1:10:20 > 1:10:23- (MIMICS EXPLOSION/LAUGHS) - (DISTANT VOICES)
1:10:23 > 1:10:27Where's Billy?
1:10:27 > 1:10:31(VOICES, CLOSER NOW) Richard, they're coming.
1:10:31 > 1:10:37All right, follow my footsteps, then jump to the trees.
1:10:41 > 1:10:44Go.
1:10:44 > 1:10:47Come on.
1:10:49 > 1:10:54Hey, come on! (ROARS) Come on!
1:11:04 > 1:11:07Over here! Come on!
1:11:10 > 1:11:13(SPEAKS HUNGARIAN)
1:11:16 > 1:11:21(SPEAKS HUNGARIAN)
1:11:27 > 1:11:29(THEY LAUGH)
1:11:29 > 1:11:31(LAUGHS) You're laughing at me?
1:11:31 > 1:11:34You won't be fucking laughing when I take my foot off this.
1:12:06 > 1:12:10# Yo, pretty ladies, around the world
1:12:10 > 1:12:14# Got a weird thing to show you so tell all the boys and girls
1:12:14 > 1:12:18# Tell your brother, your sister and your mama too
1:12:18 > 1:12:22# Cos they're about to throw down and you'll know just what to do
1:12:22 > 1:12:26# Wave your hands in the air like you don't care
1:12:26 > 1:12:30# Glide by the people as they stop to look and stare #
1:12:30 > 1:12:33Hey! Maggie, Steve. Where the hell've you been?
1:12:33 > 1:12:38Are you Mr Steve? We are Nadia and Olga from the escort agency.
1:12:43 > 1:12:46(SPEAKS URGENTLY IN HUNGARIAN)
1:13:02 > 1:13:07Yeah, come on, everybody. Why not? Be my fucking guest.
1:13:07 > 1:13:09(SPITS)
1:13:11 > 1:13:15- Is this where we are? - Whoa. What are you doing?
1:13:15 > 1:13:18- Have you been to the lake?- Yes. - Are there boats?- Yes.
1:13:18 > 1:13:22Leave your shit and follow us.
1:13:29 > 1:13:31Ready?
1:13:39 > 1:13:40Yeah.
1:13:44 > 1:13:46(LOUD EXPLOSION)
1:13:49 > 1:13:54Would someone please tell me what the fuck is going on?!
1:13:57 > 1:13:58George,
1:13:58 > 1:14:02there are about five seriously sick fuckers coming our way to kill us.
1:14:02 > 1:14:05So you can either help us or fuck off.
1:14:05 > 1:14:10When you say sick fuckers, what do you mean? Terrorists?
1:14:10 > 1:14:13- Call 'em what you want. - Come on. Let's go!
1:14:13 > 1:14:15Hold it. No-one is going anywhere.
1:14:15 > 1:14:18I've been waiting to demonstrate this for a while.
1:14:22 > 1:14:26You stamp "terrorist" on it, and I'll kill it.
1:14:27 > 1:14:30- Wait till they get a load of this. - Sweet!
1:14:29 > 1:14:34# "Stars and Stripes Forever" - John Philip Sousa
1:14:33 > 1:14:36Are those the little bastards?
1:14:37 > 1:14:40- All right, get back. - (GUN BEEPS)
1:14:53 > 1:14:55(THUNDEROUS EXPLOSION)
1:15:10 > 1:15:13(SPEAK HUNGARIAN)
1:15:17 > 1:15:18(SCREAMS)
1:15:23 > 1:15:24Steve?
1:15:26 > 1:15:28'Steve!'
1:15:29 > 1:15:32- (ROPE WHIPS) - (SCREAMS)
1:15:32 > 1:15:37(GASPING CRY) Steve!
1:15:37 > 1:15:41- Where are you? - (SCREECHES) Steve!
1:15:41 > 1:15:46- Maggie? - I'm in some kind of trap!
1:15:49 > 1:15:49(THUD!)
1:16:09 > 1:16:11< Steve, he's coming!
1:16:14 > 1:16:17Oh, my God!
1:16:17 > 1:16:19No!
1:16:31 > 1:16:34Ah. Ahh.
1:16:35 > 1:16:39(ROARS)
1:16:55 > 1:16:56No!
1:16:58 > 1:17:02God! (SCREAMS) Steve!
1:17:02 > 1:17:07Steve! No!
1:17:19 > 1:17:21- (SQUELCH) - (SCREAMS)
1:17:29 > 1:17:32Please!
1:17:32 > 1:17:35(SOBS) Please!
1:17:42 > 1:17:44Hey!
1:17:51 > 1:17:53Get off me!
1:17:58 > 1:17:59(THUD!)
1:18:11 > 1:18:14(SCREAMS)
1:18:14 > 1:18:16(GROANS)
1:18:49 > 1:18:51(ROARS)
1:19:08 > 1:19:10(SQUELCH)
1:19:10 > 1:19:13(GROANS/TOOTH CRUNCHES)
1:19:15 > 1:19:18(ROARS)
1:19:27 > 1:19:30(MUTTERS)
1:19:42 > 1:19:45'Steve!'
1:19:45 > 1:19:48'Steve!'
1:19:53 > 1:19:57- This is gonna hurt. - (GROANS)
1:19:57 > 1:19:59(SHRIEKS) Steve!
1:20:01 > 1:20:04Steve!
1:20:04 > 1:20:06Steve!
1:20:08 > 1:20:12(WATER TRICKLES/BIRDS CHIRP)
1:20:29 > 1:20:31(PANTS)
1:20:41 > 1:20:43(SCREAMS)
1:20:51 > 1:20:53(PANTS)
1:20:56 > 1:20:58(LAUGHS)
1:21:05 > 1:21:07(THUD!)
1:21:11 > 1:21:13(THUD!)
1:22:50 > 1:22:52"(DIALLING TONE)"
1:22:57 > 1:23:00"(SPEAKS HUNGARIAN)"
1:23:00 > 1:23:04Hello? Hello? Do you speak English?
1:23:04 > 1:23:09- "English?" - Yes. I need you to send help.
1:23:09 > 1:23:11- I need help. - "Please hold."
1:23:11 > 1:23:14"(MUSIC PLAYS)"
1:23:37 > 1:23:39"(MUSIC STOPS)"
1:23:40 > 1:23:44- "(MUSIC STARTS AGAIN)! - (GROANS)
1:24:28 > 1:24:31(FLAMES ROAR)
1:24:39 > 1:24:41(CRUNCH!)
1:24:41 > 1:24:43(GROANS)
1:25:07 > 1:25:11Come on, then, you fuck!
1:25:11 > 1:25:14(GUNSHOTS)
1:25:26 > 1:25:30(PANTS)
1:25:41 > 1:25:43(SOBS)
1:26:03 > 1:26:06(LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY)
1:26:58 > 1:27:00Foursome?
1:27:11 > 1:27:15# We'll meet again
1:27:15 > 1:27:17# Don't know where
1:27:17 > 1:27:20# Don't know when
1:27:20 > 1:27:24# But I know we'll meet again
1:27:24 > 1:27:28# Some sunny day
1:27:31 > 1:27:34# Keep smiling through
1:27:34 > 1:27:40# Just like you always do
1:27:40 > 1:27:47# Till the blue skies light the dark clouds far away
1:27:49 > 1:27:53# So will you please say hello
1:27:53 > 1:27:56# To the folks that I know?
1:27:56 > 1:28:00# Tell them I won't be long
1:28:00 > 1:28:03# You'll be happy to know
1:28:03 > 1:28:06# That as you saw me go
1:28:06 > 1:28:11# I was singing this song
1:28:11 > 1:28:15# We'll meet again
1:28:15 > 1:28:17# Don't know where
1:28:17 > 1:28:20# Don't know when
1:28:20 > 1:28:24# But I know we'll meet again
1:28:24 > 1:28:28# Some sunny day
1:28:32 > 1:28:34(SPEAKS) We'll meet again.
1:28:35 > 1:28:40Don't know where, don't know when.
1:28:42 > 1:28:44But I know we'll meet again
1:28:44 > 1:28:47some sunny day.
1:28:51 > 1:28:55# We'll meet again
1:28:55 > 1:28:58# Don't know where
1:28:58 > 1:29:01# Don't know when
1:29:01 > 1:29:04# But I know we'll meet again some sunny day. #
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