Wilbur Wants to Kill Himself

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0:00:02 > 0:00:07This programme contains some strong language.

0:00:14 > 0:00:16GENTLE MUSIC PLAYS

0:00:30 > 0:00:32BOTTLES RATTLE

0:00:34 > 0:00:36PILLS RATTLE

0:00:40 > 0:00:42PILLS RATTLE

0:00:44 > 0:00:46GENTLE MUSIC CONTINUES

0:00:54 > 0:00:56WATER RUNS

0:01:01 > 0:01:03GLASS CLATTERS

0:01:07 > 0:01:09GAS HISSES

0:01:17 > 0:01:19CLATTERING, GAS STOPS HISSING

0:01:29 > 0:01:31GENTLE MUSIC

0:01:43 > 0:01:45COINS JINGLE

0:01:51 > 0:01:53PILLS RATTLE

0:02:05 > 0:02:07GAS HISSES

0:02:16 > 0:02:18GENTLE MUSIC

0:02:35 > 0:02:37CLANG!

0:02:41 > 0:02:45I brought three with me today.

0:02:43 > 0:02:45Oh, hi. Can I help you?

0:02:45 > 0:02:49Will you buy them?

0:02:46 > 0:02:49That's how we make a living.

0:02:50 > 0:02:53Except now my father's just died.

0:02:54 > 0:02:58I don't think it's affected my brother and me as much as you might fear.

0:03:00 > 0:03:02OK, well, let's, uh...

0:03:07 > 0:03:10Well, this one's supposed to be pretty good.

0:03:10 > 0:03:14It's ideal if you're into polar stuff and tundra and that stuff.

0:03:14 > 0:03:16That was one of my father's specialities.

0:03:16 > 0:03:21What's that? Ju- Julia Wilson Green.

0:03:19 > 0:03:21PHONE RINGS

0:03:20 > 0:03:21Is that you? >

0:03:21 > 0:03:25No.

0:03:23 > 0:03:25PHONE RINGS

0:03:25 > 0:03:27Excuse me.

0:03:27 > 0:03:30PHONE RINGS

0:03:31 > 0:03:33Hello, North Books. Harbour speaking.

0:03:39 > 0:03:43I'll just take The Man Who Would Be King.

0:03:47 > 0:03:49GENTLE MUSIC

0:03:58 > 0:04:00KEYS JANGLE

0:04:06 > 0:04:08GENTLE MUSIC CONTINUES

0:04:11 > 0:04:12THUD!

0:04:13 > 0:04:15GLASS SMASHES

0:04:16 > 0:04:18GAS HISSES

0:04:19 > 0:04:21(GRUNTS)

0:04:22 > 0:04:26Wilbur! Wake up, Wilbur! Oh, Jesus Christ.

0:04:29 > 0:04:32Breathe, Wilbur! Breathe.

0:04:32 > 0:04:37GROANS

0:04:34 > 0:04:37WATER RUNS

0:04:37 > 0:04:41MAN: Essen, Arnhem, Hanover, Hamburg.

0:04:41 > 0:04:43And, of course, back again.

0:04:43 > 0:04:48Lay-by after lay-by. Maybe a porn magazine.

0:04:48 > 0:04:53Mars bar if there's a tailback. Snowballs - never really caught on south of the border.

0:04:53 > 0:04:56Or the Continent, for that matter.

0:04:56 > 0:05:00I don't know why. I... I thought they were delicious.

0:05:00 > 0:05:05But, little by little, my life just shrunk. >

0:05:06 > 0:05:11No-one to miss me, anyway. I wouldn't even miss myself.

0:05:09 > 0:05:11Don't say that, Wayne. >

0:05:11 > 0:05:17I'm sure many of us here have grown really fond of Wayne over these last few weeks, haven't we?

0:05:17 > 0:05:21SILENCE

0:05:21 > 0:05:22HE SIGHS LOUDLY

0:05:22 > 0:05:25Is it lunchtime?

0:05:25 > 0:05:29Lunchtime is one o'clock, Wilbur. Carry on, Wayne.

0:05:29 > 0:05:31Shouldn't he, Horst? Horst?

0:05:31 > 0:05:33What?

0:05:33 > 0:05:34You know the rest.

0:05:34 > 0:05:37- Yes, and we don't want to hear more. - No, of course not.

0:05:37 > 0:05:40So, Wilbur... >

0:05:39 > 0:05:40Yes, Horst.

0:05:40 > 0:05:42...pills this time, huh?

0:05:41 > 0:05:42And gas.

0:05:42 > 0:05:45- Oh my God. It could have killed you. - That was the general idea.

0:05:45 > 0:05:47BELL TINKLES

0:05:47 > 0:05:50Am I the only one starving in here?

0:05:50 > 0:05:56BELL TINKLES

0:05:52 > 0:05:56Yes.

0:05:54 > 0:05:56BELL TINKLES

0:05:56 > 0:06:00Wilbur, wouldn't you like to share anything at all?

0:06:06 > 0:06:10You've got a hair sticking out your nostril.

0:06:11 > 0:06:14Would, um...?

0:06:14 > 0:06:18Would anyone like to, uh, say anything to Wilbur?

0:06:18 > 0:06:24Um, I'm sure we've all grown very very fond of Wilbur over the past few weeks, haven't we?

0:06:24 > 0:06:25Wayne.

0:06:25 > 0:06:29BELL TINKLES

0:06:27 > 0:06:29Um...

0:06:29 > 0:06:32I don't mind him.

0:06:30 > 0:06:32That's nice, Wayne. Ruby.

0:06:32 > 0:06:38BELL TINKLES

0:06:35 > 0:06:38You're one problem, Wayne - you're a crybaby.

0:06:38 > 0:06:42But what is really life-threatening around here is you, Wilbur.

0:06:42 > 0:06:45You're wasting our time, sponging off the system.

0:06:45 > 0:06:48That gas thing was insane.

0:06:48 > 0:06:51You put the lives of everyone in your building at risk.

0:06:51 > 0:06:55As some of us here know pretty well, right, Claire?

0:06:55 > 0:06:59I told you - no-one got hurt.

0:06:57 > 0:06:59It's quite right, Claire.

0:06:57 > 0:06:59Why don't you just die

0:06:59 > 0:07:02and let someone else take your place?

0:07:02 > 0:07:04Ooh. Thank you, Ruby.

0:07:04 > 0:07:08Um, Wilbur, what do you think would happen,

0:07:08 > 0:07:12in a broad, um, sociological sense,

0:07:12 > 0:07:16if we all went around killing ourselves?

0:07:19 > 0:07:21There'd be no more group.

0:07:24 > 0:07:30You know, it gets more and more humiliating every time I survive.

0:07:30 > 0:07:33Why did you crash in on me like that?

0:07:33 > 0:07:36- How do you always stick your nose in?- You phoned!

0:07:36 > 0:07:40And you haven't let me finish what I was saying.

0:07:40 > 0:07:44Harbour! Harbour, look, I know we can't stop your brother,

0:07:44 > 0:07:47but we don't feel he should be living on his own.

0:07:47 > 0:07:52Is there any way you could move in with him for awhile?

0:07:49 > 0:07:52No way is he staying at my place.

0:07:53 > 0:07:58Wilbur, from a purely professional point of view, you need all the support you can get right now.

0:07:58 > 0:08:02I know this isn't strictly by the book, but you could stay with me.

0:08:02 > 0:08:06I've got a light, spacious one-bedroom flat

0:08:06 > 0:08:10just 15 minutes stroll from the underground.

0:08:10 > 0:08:13I mean, I could make a fuss of you, and I do live practically 100% organically.

0:08:13 > 0:08:15I've got a solarium above my bed.

0:08:15 > 0:08:20We're expected at a funeral. Nutter.

0:08:17 > 0:08:20Moira, you do perform miracles here.

0:08:32 > 0:08:35Is this where mother is buried?

0:08:35 > 0:08:38No, she's over there.

0:08:38 > 0:08:39Over there?

0:08:41 > 0:08:45Father wanted her to be able to see the shop.

0:08:45 > 0:08:48Now if she leant forwards a little...

0:08:52 > 0:08:57She leant forwards a little? But while she was dead and buried?

0:08:57 > 0:09:00Well, he wasn't feeling too well at the time.

0:09:00 > 0:09:02Just lay those down.

0:09:04 > 0:09:09- So now they're lying together. - It looks like a molehill. Come on!

0:09:11 > 0:09:15Not with the flowers. Anyway, you don't get molehills that big.

0:09:15 > 0:09:17At least not in Scotland.

0:09:17 > 0:09:21Still, it's a bit of a shame that he's dead, isn't it?

0:09:19 > 0:09:21He was crap towards end.

0:09:21 > 0:09:26Now, you'd really treated him nicely, you did.

0:09:24 > 0:09:26He hated me.

0:09:26 > 0:09:29He was a happy as a penguin for weeks after you came by.

0:09:29 > 0:09:33Otherwise he wouldn't have given you the bookshop, would he?

0:09:32 > 0:09:33He didn't give me it.

0:09:33 > 0:09:36Sure he did. Sure as naught - it was Dad's last request.

0:09:36 > 0:09:41He didn't make a last request. He just sat there dribbling.

0:09:41 > 0:09:43I think you got it wrong.

0:09:43 > 0:09:48Why does it say Harbour in the will, then?

0:09:45 > 0:09:48He must have mixed our names up.

0:09:48 > 0:09:53I'm sure he wanted you to have it. He said so several times.

0:09:51 > 0:09:53He couldn't talk!

0:09:54 > 0:09:56I could tell by his eyes.

0:10:09 > 0:10:11Hey.

0:10:14 > 0:10:17You warm enough?

0:10:15 > 0:10:17MURMURS

0:10:18 > 0:10:22Hi, Alice. Sorry you had to deal with this one.

0:10:22 > 0:10:24I've just got the coffee cups left.

0:10:24 > 0:10:27- There are more bin liners in the store cupboard.- Uh-huh.

0:10:27 > 0:10:29Oh, Alice.

0:10:30 > 0:10:35You've missed a little bit here.

0:10:32 > 0:10:35Where?

0:10:33 > 0:10:35Just... Just here.

0:10:35 > 0:10:37Oh.

0:10:42 > 0:10:48CLATTERING

0:10:44 > 0:10:48I was thinking about roasting a duck tomorrow.

0:10:50 > 0:10:55- Were you?- Remember the way Mother used to do it?

0:10:55 > 0:10:57No. >

0:10:58 > 0:11:02How she used to cut the orange slices so she could twist them

0:11:02 > 0:11:06and zigzag them all the way across the duck's back.

0:11:06 > 0:11:11- GAS HISSES - Remember?- Not really.

0:11:16 > 0:11:18I'll just remove this, eh?

0:11:21 > 0:11:26Well, what if it fell - into the water?

0:11:24 > 0:11:26You need a toaster for that.

0:11:30 > 0:11:32PILLS RATTLE

0:11:32 > 0:11:39Now Father's gone, you can't help thinking about Mother, can you?

0:11:37 > 0:11:39Yes, I can.

0:11:39 > 0:11:44I don't remember any of those things like you do.

0:11:41 > 0:11:44It's all those suicides.

0:11:44 > 0:11:49Most people have some memories from when they were little.

0:11:49 > 0:11:51And you were nearly 5 when she died.

0:11:51 > 0:11:55- Do you want to borrow a pair of pyjamas?- No.

0:11:55 > 0:11:59A good pair of pyjamas is a nice thing to have.

0:11:59 > 0:12:03A lot of people appreciate that.

0:12:01 > 0:12:03It was a no, Harbour.

0:12:06 > 0:12:08We're broke.

0:12:09 > 0:12:13Father didn't leave anything - just the books.

0:12:17 > 0:12:19And this. Thanks(!)

0:12:22 > 0:12:25- Shouldn't we just close down, then? - Well, it's up to you.

0:12:25 > 0:12:28If you think we should close down, we'll close down.

0:12:28 > 0:12:30That's what we'll do, then.

0:12:31 > 0:12:32DOOR SQUEAKS SHUT

0:12:35 > 0:12:37Mary.

0:12:40 > 0:12:42Were there any books?

0:12:42 > 0:12:46One - in the operating theatre. You've saved nearly £4000 now.

0:12:46 > 0:12:49Can we go to the Chinese restaurant, then?

0:12:49 > 0:12:54No, we can't afford it. We have to save it for a rainy day.

0:12:54 > 0:12:56Nothing bad will ever happen to us.

0:12:56 > 0:13:01But if something does happen to me, you'll have to get by.

0:13:01 > 0:13:07You should see the people at the hospital and the terrible accidents. I found an ear on the floor again.

0:13:14 > 0:13:18Can I read it before you sell it?

0:13:16 > 0:13:18No, I want to take it to the shop today.

0:13:21 > 0:13:23I think you'll miss the shop if we close down.

0:13:26 > 0:13:30Father and I really got it sorted in the last few weeks.

0:13:30 > 0:13:33< WILBUR MUNCHES

0:13:31 > 0:13:33One morning...

0:13:35 > 0:13:40- ..he even took my hand. - I'm going back to bed. - You've got to go to work.

0:13:40 > 0:13:43I must have been sacked by now.

0:13:41 > 0:13:43No, it's OK. I phoned them yesterday.

0:13:43 > 0:13:47They said just turn up. You're going on an outing.

0:13:47 > 0:13:48THUD!

0:13:48 > 0:13:54- What's the white one called? - I don't know. They're all white. - Yes, but that one.

0:13:54 > 0:13:57- It's a snow beast. - It looks more like weasel.

0:13:57 > 0:14:01- Maybe so, but it's a snow beast, all right?- Snow beast.

0:14:01 > 0:14:04When we catch the bus, can I hold you hand?

0:14:04 > 0:14:09- Fuck off!- All right.- Nancy boy.

0:14:09 > 0:14:12Snow beasts do not think twice before they attack.

0:14:12 > 0:14:14They can kill a fully grown man in seconds.

0:14:14 > 0:14:19That may be possible, but one time Wilbur killed two at once.

0:14:19 > 0:14:23And some day, one day, the whole lot just commit suicide.

0:14:22 > 0:14:23But why?

0:14:23 > 0:14:29Nobody knows. Just go out into the water and drown. They probably don't even know why. Isn't it sad?

0:14:29 > 0:14:33BOYS: Yes.

0:14:29 > 0:14:33When you crouch, people can see your knickers.

0:14:33 > 0:14:35Thanks(!)

0:14:36 > 0:14:41Do it again so we can see.

0:14:37 > 0:14:41No. Now we're going to the savannah. Come along!

0:14:41 > 0:14:47Will you do it when we get there?

0:14:43 > 0:14:47No, I don't think so. Perhaps. Oh, all right, then.

0:14:48 > 0:14:52They're mad about you. I reckon it must be your masculine approach.

0:14:52 > 0:14:56You coming?

0:14:54 > 0:14:56I'll be right there.

0:15:02 > 0:15:04SOMBRE MUSIC

0:15:17 > 0:15:20Hello.

0:15:19 > 0:15:20Hello again.

0:15:22 > 0:15:28- Hello.- I'm sorry about the other day.- Do you still want to buy them? - Yeah, yeah, of course.

0:15:28 > 0:15:30That was kind to lock up the shop.

0:15:30 > 0:15:33I was scared it had been silly of me and you couldn't get back in.

0:15:33 > 0:15:36Oh, no. Don't worry about it. My brother smashed a window.

0:15:36 > 0:15:41- Smashed a window?- I'd broken his door, so we had to get the builders in anyway.

0:15:41 > 0:15:46- Oh.- I did a deal with a very nice glazier - Menzies. Drives a Saab.

0:15:48 > 0:15:50I think that's chewing gum.

0:15:50 > 0:15:53Just in your hair.

0:15:54 > 0:15:58Maybe when I fell asleep on the bus.

0:15:58 > 0:16:00Shall I get rid of it?

0:16:01 > 0:16:06It's not very considerate of people leaving chewing gum on bus seats.

0:16:04 > 0:16:06I was a bit tired, that's all.

0:16:06 > 0:16:08Keep nodding off too.

0:16:09 > 0:16:12But it's not such a bad thing.

0:16:12 > 0:16:14Don't you have a pair of scissors?

0:16:14 > 0:16:20No. We don't dare have anything sharp around. I've got a wee brother.

0:16:22 > 0:16:24Wilbur?

0:16:31 > 0:16:33TENSE MUSIC

0:16:39 > 0:16:41Wilbur?

0:16:51 > 0:16:54Wilbur?

0:16:54 > 0:16:57Now that Dad's dead, can we get rid of the smoked ham?

0:16:57 > 0:17:01Oh, we just bought it. It's brand new.

0:17:04 > 0:17:08- Couldn't you sleep?- I'll have a nap at the nursery later.

0:17:08 > 0:17:10You mustn't forget that roast duck.

0:17:12 > 0:17:16A girl in the nursery asked me to go to her place for supper.

0:17:14 > 0:17:16You could take the duck with you.

0:17:16 > 0:17:21If you don't mind, Harbour, I'd rather not hear any more about that duck.

0:17:21 > 0:17:25Aye, right, mustn't talk everything to death now.

0:17:25 > 0:17:28We've had a nice girl in the shop a couple of times lately.

0:17:28 > 0:17:31I think she used to come when Father had it.

0:17:31 > 0:17:36The last time, she had chewing gum in her hair.

0:17:34 > 0:17:36Sounds delicious (!)

0:17:36 > 0:17:39I've got some pretty good books from her too.

0:17:39 > 0:17:43After all, business can't come to a complete standstill.

0:17:43 > 0:17:46It was, uh, Robert Perry's autobiography, Wuppertal by Night, and, um,

0:17:46 > 0:17:49Rock Hudson - the Dream Continues, I think.

0:17:49 > 0:17:54Sounds like the kind of girl who knows what she wants.

0:17:51 > 0:17:54She might be right up your street.

0:17:54 > 0:17:56Her hair was really soft.

0:17:56 > 0:18:01Why don't you grab her?

0:17:58 > 0:18:01You can't just grab them.

0:17:59 > 0:18:01Of course you can.

0:18:01 > 0:18:04Just gaze into their eyes, and they come walking straight over to you.

0:18:06 > 0:18:09Is that all you do?

0:18:07 > 0:18:09Mm.

0:18:11 > 0:18:16Would you mind the shop for an hour? I've got to go out.

0:18:16 > 0:18:18< Where are you going?

0:19:19 > 0:19:21DOOR OPENS

0:19:26 > 0:19:27We're closed.

0:19:27 > 0:19:31What's become of the Kipling shelf?

0:19:29 > 0:19:31We're in the middle of tidying up.

0:19:30 > 0:19:31It's for my niece.

0:19:31 > 0:19:33She likes Kipling.

0:19:33 > 0:19:36HE SIGHS

0:19:34 > 0:19:36CAR ALARM WAILS

0:19:41 > 0:19:45Now, there's nothing on him, but this one's about pickling.

0:19:49 > 0:19:53- Look, do you want it or not? - Isn't your brother here?

0:19:53 > 0:19:55He knows nothing about preserves either. Now beat it.

0:19:56 > 0:19:59- Will you fuck off?- Two quid.

0:20:03 > 0:20:05DOOR OPENS >

0:20:05 > 0:20:07DOOR CLOSES >

0:20:12 > 0:20:15HE SIGHS

0:20:15 > 0:20:17GROANS, GAGS

0:20:20 > 0:20:22MOANS

0:20:31 > 0:20:34WAILS, GRUNTS

0:20:41 > 0:20:43THUD!

0:20:46 > 0:20:48WILBUR PANTS

0:20:49 > 0:20:51GROANS

0:20:56 > 0:20:58Come on. Up here. Up here.

0:20:58 > 0:21:01That's it. That's it.

0:21:01 > 0:21:03GRUNTS

0:21:05 > 0:21:07GRUNTS

0:21:11 > 0:21:14He hasn't bothered anyone in the group directly. Have you, Wilbur?

0:21:13 > 0:21:14That's irrelevant.

0:21:14 > 0:21:17Ruby and Claire have drawn up a petition.

0:21:17 > 0:21:20He's not to come here again.

0:21:20 > 0:21:23There are private clinics if you think he's within reach of therapy.

0:21:23 > 0:21:26It can't be from our father. He often whistled at breakfast.

0:21:26 > 0:21:30Do you have anything to add, Wilbur?

0:21:31 > 0:21:35Does Horst mean sausage in German?

0:21:37 > 0:21:40No. But you're close.

0:21:40 > 0:21:43PEOPLE CHATTER

0:21:45 > 0:21:47Nice collar, Wilbur.

0:22:02 > 0:22:04Hello.

0:22:05 > 0:22:09Have you read all these books?

0:22:07 > 0:22:09Some of them.

0:22:09 > 0:22:14Not that one, though. Is it any good?

0:22:12 > 0:22:14It's too scary for me.

0:22:14 > 0:22:18- And the words are really long. > - Do you want me to find you another? - We're closed!

0:22:18 > 0:22:22I thought she was one of yours from the nursery.

0:22:19 > 0:22:22I don't have anyone like that.

0:22:23 > 0:22:26Where are your parents?

0:22:25 > 0:22:26My mum's asleep.

0:22:28 > 0:22:30And my dad doesn't exist.

0:22:36 > 0:22:38Mum.

0:22:38 > 0:22:42I'm sorry. I just wanted to sit down.

0:22:42 > 0:22:46Don't get up. Sit down. It's fine. Fine. Sit down. It's OK.

0:22:46 > 0:22:48Wilbur, this is Alice. You know, the one I told you about.

0:22:48 > 0:22:51Uh, Alice, this is my wee brother.

0:22:52 > 0:22:55Oh, but, of course, you've already met.

0:22:54 > 0:22:55Yes.

0:22:55 > 0:22:58I didn't know you had a little girl.

0:22:59 > 0:23:01Would you like to stay for supper?

0:23:01 > 0:23:08We have a roast duck going spare, now that Wilbur can only eat soup.

0:23:04 > 0:23:08Oh no. I'm late for work!

0:23:08 > 0:23:11What a shame. Roast duck's really good.

0:23:09 > 0:23:11Yeah. No, Mary. Come on.

0:23:11 > 0:23:17No, we have to go.

0:23:12 > 0:23:17I can give you a lift, if that's OK.

0:23:14 > 0:23:17What the fuck are you on about?

0:23:17 > 0:23:19What would you give them a lift in? Idiot!

0:23:19 > 0:23:25Oh, Wilbur's kind of right. See, uh, we don't have a car.

0:23:25 > 0:23:26Oh, we'll just walk.

0:23:32 > 0:23:34PANTING

0:23:34 > 0:23:39Sorry. Fell asleep again.

0:23:36 > 0:23:39That's all right. Just hurry up and get changed, OK?

0:23:42 > 0:23:44Here ya are.

0:23:44 > 0:23:49Yes, I've just got to get changed. Sorry. I had to help someone.

0:23:49 > 0:23:54I tell you what, Alice, just go home and get some sleep.

0:23:55 > 0:23:57You needn't bother coming back.

0:23:58 > 0:24:02- But it's my job.- No! It's no good.

0:24:02 > 0:24:08You're late. You can't go round with a kid - it was different when she was a baby.

0:24:08 > 0:24:12I mean, it's not as if you're actually a good cleaner, is it? Pack your stuff and get out.

0:24:18 > 0:24:20Mum.

0:24:19 > 0:24:20Hm?

0:24:20 > 0:24:26It's odd that that old bookseller was so disgusting

0:24:26 > 0:24:27when he had two sons like them.

0:24:28 > 0:24:34I can't go there without books.

0:24:31 > 0:24:34The one in the collar is a bit of a nutcase.

0:24:34 > 0:24:37But the older one is worth getting to know.

0:24:37 > 0:24:39Hm.

0:24:52 > 0:24:57You could sell the telephone books.

0:24:55 > 0:24:57No.

0:25:08 > 0:25:10Hi.

0:25:11 > 0:25:13Can I help you?

0:25:14 > 0:25:17Oh. That's Czechoslovakia.

0:25:17 > 0:25:20I haven't got any books with me.

0:25:18 > 0:25:20I'll come down.

0:25:20 > 0:25:24Now, if there's anything you want to borrow, then...

0:25:24 > 0:25:28I won't be getting any more, either, cos they sacked me.

0:25:28 > 0:25:31And the books were ones I found at the hospital.

0:25:31 > 0:25:36That was a nasty place to work, anyway.

0:25:34 > 0:25:36Yeah.

0:25:55 > 0:25:58- Maybe you should find yourself a husband.- Mm.

0:26:01 > 0:26:02Yeah.

0:26:28 > 0:26:33- It's beautiful.- Oh, thank you. Look at that!

0:26:33 > 0:26:34Isn't it lovely?

0:26:36 > 0:26:38This is a wedding present for you, Mary.

0:26:40 > 0:26:45- Do you remember when you were a wee boy, you used to go missing?- No.

0:26:45 > 0:26:49I remember once we found you behind some boxes, and the last time, it was two days before you reappeared.

0:26:49 > 0:26:53- Where was Mother?- She was dead, I think.

0:26:53 > 0:26:55Father couldn't make me go to school.

0:26:55 > 0:26:59I sat there clutching that wee brown jacket you had.

0:26:59 > 0:27:03- Yeah, it was really nice and warm, but still very light.- It's a pencil case.

0:27:03 > 0:27:08It's got lots of little things in it - all different kinds of stuff.

0:27:08 > 0:27:13Your presents are waiting at home.

0:27:11 > 0:27:13What have you got us?

0:27:11 > 0:27:13Go on. Tell them.

0:27:13 > 0:27:16No. No. They're at home, and they're waiting for ya on your bed.

0:27:16 > 0:27:19Look, it's a penguin!

0:27:21 > 0:27:23This can be Wilbur.

0:27:25 > 0:27:27She isn't used to getting presents.

0:27:29 > 0:27:32- It was really nice of you to ask me. - It was Harbour.

0:27:32 > 0:27:37He asked if there was anyone from work who I'd like to invite.

0:27:35 > 0:27:37He seems lovely.

0:27:38 > 0:27:43I could take Mary for you, if you'd fancy having a night to yourselves.

0:27:43 > 0:27:47Wilbur's a nursery nurse.

0:27:44 > 0:27:47Oh. Does he live with you?

0:27:47 > 0:27:49No.

0:27:51 > 0:27:55He's been evicted by the Housing Association

0:27:55 > 0:27:57because he was careless with his gas.

0:27:57 > 0:27:59He's just staying until he finds another flat.

0:27:59 > 0:28:05- Well, in that case, I could just bring him along as well.- Wilbur?

0:28:05 > 0:28:11Yeah. He seems like the sort who just being with puts you in a really good mood.

0:28:11 > 0:28:13Yeah? Yeah.

0:28:13 > 0:28:19But he's not exactly talkative.

0:28:15 > 0:28:19No, but I like that. It's sexy.

0:28:19 > 0:28:24You think Wilbur's sexy?

0:28:21 > 0:28:24< Oh, you bet he's sexy.

0:28:24 > 0:28:27He is drop-dead gorgeous.

0:28:30 > 0:28:32CHEERING

0:28:34 > 0:28:36Mrs North, I want to dance with you.

0:28:36 > 0:28:40- I want to dance with you. - Me, Harbour. Me.

0:28:40 > 0:28:42OK, come on! Whoo!

0:28:45 > 0:28:50So, um, just what is waiting on the bed for them when they get back?

0:28:47 > 0:28:50Shh, shh, shh.

0:28:50 > 0:28:52New duvets.

0:28:52 > 0:28:54New pillows. Three of each.

0:28:54 > 0:28:57Made of this special down.

0:28:58 > 0:29:02I can't remember what brand it was.

0:29:00 > 0:29:02Duck?

0:29:06 > 0:29:10CHEERING

0:29:08 > 0:29:10Goodbye, Alice!

0:29:10 > 0:29:12Bye!

0:29:12 > 0:29:15- Goodnight, Mrs North. - Goodnight, Mr North.

0:29:16 > 0:29:20See you, Soph. Have a great evening. Thanks a lot.

0:29:21 > 0:29:25- I'll get it, brother. See you later. - Thanks a lot, mate.

0:29:41 > 0:29:43OK, do you have any kids?

0:29:43 > 0:29:46- No. I haven't.- Good.

0:29:50 > 0:29:52A boyfriend?

0:29:52 > 0:29:56Do you have a boyfriend?

0:29:54 > 0:29:56Oh, I don't know.

0:29:56 > 0:29:58Maybe.

0:30:04 > 0:30:07Hey. What was that?

0:30:07 > 0:30:11- Well, I just thought I saw some cream on it.- You just licked my ear.

0:30:11 > 0:30:13Yeah, I just licked your ear.

0:30:13 > 0:30:17I would have brought a dog if I wanted my ear licked.

0:30:17 > 0:30:19Get a grip of yourself. Freak!

0:30:31 > 0:30:33Can I have the bill, please?

0:30:43 > 0:30:45DOOR OPENS >

0:30:49 > 0:30:51THUD!

0:31:07 > 0:31:09Here you go.

0:31:10 > 0:31:12MURMURS

0:31:16 > 0:31:18< WATER RUNS

0:31:19 > 0:31:21THUD!

0:31:26 > 0:31:28WATER CONTINUES RUNNING

0:31:40 > 0:31:42WATER DRIPS

0:32:02 > 0:32:04ALICE! CALL AN AMBULANCE!

0:32:04 > 0:32:06ALICE!

0:32:06 > 0:32:10< Oh God. Oh, Wilbur!

0:32:10 > 0:32:12No, no.

0:32:17 > 0:32:19Alice, call an ambulance!

0:32:21 > 0:32:23HARBOUR SOBS

0:32:23 > 0:32:25Oh my God.

0:32:27 > 0:32:29They're coming.

0:32:33 > 0:32:38Harbour, wrap this around his wrist.

0:32:34 > 0:32:38It's too late!

0:32:35 > 0:32:38No, no. Harbour. Harbour.

0:32:38 > 0:32:40Put this around his wrist.

0:32:42 > 0:32:44HARBOUR SOBS

0:32:45 > 0:32:47Do it really tightly. Yes.

0:32:48 > 0:32:50SOBBING CONTINUES

0:33:01 > 0:33:03BIRDS CHIRP

0:33:24 > 0:33:26< COUGHING

0:33:37 > 0:33:40One day he's going to succeed.

0:33:40 > 0:33:42How dare he?

0:33:46 > 0:33:49What does the psychologist say?

0:33:48 > 0:33:49Seems upset.

0:33:49 > 0:33:54Wilbur threw Brussels sprouts at him in the cafeteria.

0:33:57 > 0:34:02Well, what did your father used to think?

0:34:00 > 0:34:02I tried to make sure he never heard.

0:34:02 > 0:34:09Worried him so much every time Wilbur wanted to kill himself. There's a lot of Mother in Wilbur.

0:34:09 > 0:34:11What, did...?

0:34:11 > 0:34:16Did she kill herself?

0:34:13 > 0:34:16No, no. No, it was something congenital.

0:34:16 > 0:34:20She spent most of the last two years of her life at the hospital.

0:34:20 > 0:34:25Shall we make a start on the atlas shelf?

0:34:22 > 0:34:25Did she die there?

0:34:27 > 0:34:32No, it was very cold the night she died. It was a really severe frost.

0:34:32 > 0:34:36And we'd been to see her at the hospital, and...

0:34:36 > 0:34:40Wilbur had just been given a wee sledge,

0:34:40 > 0:34:43and he insisted on being pulled the whole way.

0:34:43 > 0:34:49I think it's still in the cellar. Mary can have it.

0:34:46 > 0:34:49Did she die here, Harbour?

0:34:52 > 0:34:56We knew she wasn't allowed to come home while she was in treatment.

0:34:56 > 0:34:58But she couldn't help it.

0:34:58 > 0:35:01I don't think she could live without Wilbur.

0:35:01 > 0:35:03He really was lovable in those days.

0:35:03 > 0:35:06So she kept coming to the shop.

0:35:06 > 0:35:09Usually father would have to carry her back again.

0:35:09 > 0:35:14They kept telling her she wasn't allowed to come home - getting out of bed could kill her.

0:35:14 > 0:35:16She was so frail.

0:35:21 > 0:35:26I always wondered how neither father nor I heard her knocking that night.

0:35:28 > 0:35:31Wilbur was the only one who woke up.

0:35:32 > 0:35:35And he went down to the shop.

0:35:35 > 0:35:39He saw her knocking on the window. She was just in a hospital nightgown.

0:35:39 > 0:35:43And she must have been knocking for ages.

0:35:43 > 0:35:46But he wouldn't unlock the door.

0:35:46 > 0:35:48He didn't dare let her in,

0:35:48 > 0:35:52cos father had said that it would kill her to come home.

0:35:52 > 0:35:56All Wilbur did was to climb into my bed.

0:35:56 > 0:35:59And I thought that he'd had a nightmare, cos he often did.

0:35:59 > 0:36:06And in the morning, when we went out to clear the snow, Wilbur refused to come.

0:36:07 > 0:36:09And I found her there.

0:36:11 > 0:36:15I think you should ask him if he'll stay here with us.

0:36:16 > 0:36:18Thank you.

0:36:22 > 0:36:27< Mr Macintyre. Please take a seat. I'll be right back in a moment.

0:36:27 > 0:36:29KNOCK ON DOOR

0:36:28 > 0:36:29Hi.

0:36:29 > 0:36:36I'm meant to remind patients to leave hospital vests and things like that behind when they're discharged.

0:36:36 > 0:36:41- No offence. Keep the bandages. They're yours.- Thanks.

0:36:41 > 0:36:45I'm really sorry you can't come to the suicide group any more.

0:36:45 > 0:36:49Especially now you've actually experienced being dead.

0:36:51 > 0:36:54- Nice tie.- Oh, it's vintage.

0:36:56 > 0:37:00Is Harbour coming to pick you up?

0:37:00 > 0:37:04- No.- Isn't there, um, anything I can do for you?

0:37:05 > 0:37:08Yeah. Come over here.

0:37:11 > 0:37:13Would you mind licking my ear?

0:37:15 > 0:37:18Either?

0:37:16 > 0:37:19This one. This one. Come on!

0:37:29 > 0:37:31Try again.

0:37:40 > 0:37:42Try this one.

0:37:47 > 0:37:49Yeah, OK.

0:37:49 > 0:37:53You could, um, lick my ear as well, if you like.

0:37:53 > 0:37:55All in good time, Moira.

0:38:05 > 0:38:07Bye, Wilbur.

0:38:08 > 0:38:10Don't say a word. I said I'm sorry.

0:38:16 > 0:38:17Wilbur?

0:38:19 > 0:38:22I was wondering if we could have a little chat

0:38:22 > 0:38:26at some point.

0:38:24 > 0:38:26Yeah.

0:38:26 > 0:38:30- I do have a question I'd like to ask you.- Yes.- If you've got the time.- Yes, I have.

0:38:32 > 0:38:37Are you in any way related to the man they called Horst?

0:38:38 > 0:38:43I believe so, yes. Somewhere on my mother's side. Yes.

0:38:42 > 0:38:43Yeah?

0:38:43 > 0:38:46In that case, I've won 75 quid.

0:38:51 > 0:38:55Your liver count's still a bit high but we can do something about that.

0:38:53 > 0:38:55Oh, good.

0:38:55 > 0:38:57But I'd like to do more tests to identify a suitable medicine.

0:38:57 > 0:39:01What's the matter with the one I already take?

0:39:00 > 0:39:01Could you sit down a moment?

0:39:01 > 0:39:07I'd rather not. Uh, it may be serious, but if so, you'll have to tell me another time.

0:39:07 > 0:39:10I'm very busy at the moment.

0:39:08 > 0:39:10Hello. Hello, Harbour.

0:39:10 > 0:39:13I asked our senior psychologist to pop in,

0:39:13 > 0:39:16just to make sure he's kept in the picture.

0:39:16 > 0:39:17In the picture?

0:39:17 > 0:39:23Well, as to the best way to tell you about this.

0:39:23 > 0:39:29Oh, I know Horst perfectly well. My brother wants to kill himself.

0:39:27 > 0:39:29Oh. Oh, fine.

0:39:29 > 0:39:32Well, I'll let the two of you talk it over together, then.

0:39:32 > 0:39:36No, don't worry about it. Not now. Uh...

0:39:36 > 0:39:42We've begun renovating the shop - we sell books. Anyway, thanks. Thanks a lot.

0:39:42 > 0:39:44Harbour.

0:39:45 > 0:39:52So what have you been discussing?

0:39:48 > 0:39:52We'd like to keep you in for a few days so we can have you scanned.

0:39:54 > 0:39:58I can't accept that.

0:39:55 > 0:39:58Well, you can't do it as an outpatient.

0:39:58 > 0:40:03No, thanks. I'd rather not. I prefer my own bed. My wife and I have brand new duvets.

0:40:03 > 0:40:06Harbour.

0:40:04 > 0:40:06Look, I don't have time, I tell ya!

0:40:06 > 0:40:10And there is no way I'm gonna be put in hospital!

0:40:10 > 0:40:12Wilbur is coming home today.

0:40:12 > 0:40:17I want to stay with him and my wife and my daughter, OK?!

0:40:21 > 0:40:26It's highly improbable for all of Kipling's books

0:40:26 > 0:40:29to be suddenly out of stock. Isn't Harbour ever around?

0:40:29 > 0:40:32Yes, but I don't know where he is just now.

0:40:37 > 0:40:39You're home.

0:40:39 > 0:40:43Do you know if we've got Captain Courageous?

0:40:42 > 0:40:43Um...

0:40:43 > 0:40:45Don't even try.

0:40:48 > 0:40:51That man is just so annoying.

0:40:52 > 0:40:59We've got a lot done.

0:40:54 > 0:40:59Hm?

0:40:57 > 0:40:59Um, we've reached the F's.

0:41:00 > 0:41:04MAN: Is Harbour here? >

0:41:02 > 0:41:04No, can I help you? >

0:41:04 > 0:41:09I've got some books to get rid of.

0:41:05 > 0:41:09I'm sorry, but we've got too many ourselves. We only sell now.

0:41:09 > 0:41:12- Could your husband have a wee look at them?- My husband?

0:41:12 > 0:41:15- Could you have a look at these? - No, not really.

0:41:15 > 0:41:17- Uh, no, he's not my husband. - Your boyfriend or whatever.

0:41:17 > 0:41:21These are good books. You want to look?

0:41:21 > 0:41:27Oh yeah. The Man Brom Bristol and The Man From Bristol II.

0:41:27 > 0:41:32Never heard of them. Have you?

0:41:29 > 0:41:32It's sci-fi. It's a good ending.

0:41:32 > 0:41:36- All right.- £1 each?

0:41:39 > 0:41:41CASH REGISTER DINGS

0:41:44 > 0:41:46Bye.

0:41:54 > 0:41:56It looks great...

0:41:57 > 0:41:59..from here.

0:41:59 > 0:42:01Great.

0:42:08 > 0:42:10CLATTERING >

0:42:12 > 0:42:16Don't give her too much. She'll be sick.

0:42:14 > 0:42:16She's a child. She must love sugar.

0:42:16 > 0:42:21All right, well, you do it, Wilbur. I've never given a party. My hands are shaking.

0:42:22 > 0:42:25Oh. Happy birthday.

0:42:27 > 0:42:29Happy birthday.

0:42:30 > 0:42:32Birthday girl, give me a hug.

0:42:32 > 0:42:37See? See what I made?

0:42:34 > 0:42:37It's lovely.

0:42:35 > 0:42:37There you go. Up here.

0:42:37 > 0:42:40Do you think it looks like a burger?

0:42:38 > 0:42:40No.

0:42:40 > 0:42:46We always had a birthday cake when we were little. I made a posh one for Wilbur's 7th birthday.

0:42:46 > 0:42:51It was so huge, you could hardly see over it. We had those tall pink drinks with straws, Wilbur.

0:42:51 > 0:42:54That wasn't us. That was a Mickey Rooney film.

0:42:54 > 0:42:56Drink your coffee, Mary. We have to go.

0:42:56 > 0:43:00- How can we be sure all the children will come?- What?

0:43:00 > 0:43:04How can we be sure the children will come?

0:43:02 > 0:43:04Well, we can't be. Maybe they won't.

0:43:04 > 0:43:06No, they'll come.

0:43:06 > 0:43:09Oh no. We forgot to buy whipped cream.

0:43:09 > 0:43:12I knew there was something. I knew it!

0:43:23 > 0:43:27THUD!

0:43:24 > 0:43:27HE INHALES SHARPLY

0:43:28 > 0:43:30THUD!

0:43:34 > 0:43:36(GASPS)

0:43:37 > 0:43:39Are you OK, sir?

0:43:39 > 0:43:42Are you OK? Hey, Mr North.

0:43:42 > 0:43:44Happy birthday.

0:43:44 > 0:43:47Happy birthday, Mary.

0:43:47 > 0:43:53Hi. Happy birthday. By the way, you have a stain on your blouse.

0:43:54 > 0:43:57Where's Harbour?

0:43:55 > 0:43:57I don't know. He's on his way.

0:43:57 > 0:43:59Hi. Happy birthday, Mary.

0:44:02 > 0:44:06What is it?

0:44:02 > 0:44:06Doesn't Fatima look lovely?

0:44:06 > 0:44:07Yes, really lovely.

0:44:07 > 0:44:13You got a stain on your blouse.

0:44:09 > 0:44:13Yes, I know.

0:44:11 > 0:44:13Happy birthday.

0:44:13 > 0:44:14Happy birthday.

0:44:14 > 0:44:20There's over 100 kilos of gold in her dress.

0:44:18 > 0:44:20100g.

0:44:20 > 0:44:24It was my grandmother's. Her name was Fatima too.

0:44:24 > 0:44:28Look at the embroidery. 24 carat gold.

0:44:30 > 0:44:33< COUGHING

0:44:33 > 0:44:38Has something happened to Wilbur?

0:44:35 > 0:44:38No, no, no. Here you go.

0:44:38 > 0:44:45Where's the cream?

0:44:40 > 0:44:45There weren't any more clean coffee cups. But this juice, this is good.

0:45:00 > 0:45:02Is there any cream anywhere?

0:45:02 > 0:45:07My wife needs some for whipping. Our little girl's nine today.

0:45:09 > 0:45:16All the children from school will be wanting whipped cream on the cake. They appreciate whipped cream.

0:45:18 > 0:45:21Listen, why don't we go down to my office?

0:45:21 > 0:45:23I think I've got a bottle of bourbon somewhere.

0:45:23 > 0:45:30Do you think alcohol's a good idea if my liver count's so high?

0:45:27 > 0:45:30It won't make any difference.

0:45:35 > 0:45:38If he doesn't come home now, you'll have to ask them to leave.

0:45:39 > 0:45:45I don't know what to say to them, Wilbur. We've never done this.

0:45:45 > 0:45:49And that tall girl, she keeps staring at my tights in a weird way. But they were the only ones I had.

0:45:54 > 0:45:56They're very nice.

0:46:00 > 0:46:02There you go.

0:46:02 > 0:46:08She's just jealous.

0:46:04 > 0:46:08The children are much bigger than I...

0:46:06 > 0:46:08Listen, listen...

0:46:10 > 0:46:15I've been to somewhere between 300 and 400 kiddies' birthday parties,

0:46:15 > 0:46:20and they're all identical. Children are always happy, someone always chucks up,

0:46:20 > 0:46:23but they're always OK in the end.

0:46:26 > 0:46:30Listen, I can see why you wouldn't want to stay here,

0:46:30 > 0:46:32but it is the wisest option.

0:46:32 > 0:46:36I should've drunk more of this stuff.

0:46:37 > 0:46:43Have you ever been to Tennessee?

0:46:39 > 0:46:43Actually, yes. I went to a jazz festival.

0:46:43 > 0:46:47Do you like jazz?

0:46:45 > 0:46:47No. Not any more.

0:46:48 > 0:46:52I used to. I used to play the trombone.

0:46:55 > 0:46:59Will you let them admit you? Please?

0:46:59 > 0:47:02You don't play any more?

0:47:02 > 0:47:04Nope.

0:47:04 > 0:47:06My dad wasn't in favour.

0:47:06 > 0:47:08He wanted me to get a decent job.

0:47:08 > 0:47:10Yes.

0:47:10 > 0:47:13He must be proud of you.

0:47:13 > 0:47:15He committed suicide.

0:47:15 > 0:47:17Was he ill?

0:47:18 > 0:47:21He also had my dog put down.

0:47:21 > 0:47:24He made an appointment at the vet's.

0:47:24 > 0:47:29If only my dog had been ill, I would have been able to understand it.

0:47:29 > 0:47:32He thought I spent too much time with it,

0:47:32 > 0:47:37because it was always lying there, listening, when I played trombone.

0:47:38 > 0:47:43What, was his ears all, like, pointing up?

0:47:41 > 0:47:43Exactly. Yeah.

0:47:51 > 0:47:53Do you expect me to die?

0:47:57 > 0:47:58It's hard to tell.

0:47:58 > 0:48:03That's why we want to start treatment right away.

0:48:15 > 0:48:20That was a wrong thing to do, just having your dog put down like that.

0:48:19 > 0:48:20Yeah.

0:48:20 > 0:48:24I know a lot of dogs appreciate a good jazz album before they go to sleep.

0:48:24 > 0:48:26Yeah.

0:48:26 > 0:48:29CHILDREN GIGGLE, CHATTER

0:48:31 > 0:48:34Go on, Wilbur. Please stand on your head.

0:48:33 > 0:48:34You must be joking. >

0:48:34 > 0:48:37What, do you not like children or something?

0:48:36 > 0:48:37No, I don't.

0:48:37 > 0:48:39What about Mary?

0:48:39 > 0:48:43Mary doesn't count.

0:48:40 > 0:48:43Please, Wilbur, will you stand on your head?

0:48:47 > 0:48:48OK.

0:48:48 > 0:48:50Here goes.

0:49:01 > 0:49:02Wow!

0:49:02 > 0:49:05CHILDREN EXCLAIM

0:49:05 > 0:49:07CHILDREN APPLAUD

0:49:20 > 0:49:21Well, what the hell happened to you?

0:49:23 > 0:49:26Alice, I've got the cream. Don't worry.

0:49:29 > 0:49:34Don't you want a plate?

0:49:30 > 0:49:34Uh-uh.

0:49:31 > 0:49:34Do you not like children as well?

0:49:34 > 0:49:36Sure I do.

0:49:36 > 0:49:41Will you stand on your head for us, then?

0:49:39 > 0:49:41You bet I will.

0:49:41 > 0:49:43Now hold that for me.

0:49:49 > 0:49:53- HE RETCHES, CHILDREN EXCLAIM - Ugh! That's minging!

0:49:53 > 0:49:55Alice, what the hell have you put in the cake?

0:49:55 > 0:49:59Children, don't eat the cake. Don't eat Alice's cake.

0:49:59 > 0:50:02Now, we'll scrape that off... I'm sorry.

0:50:02 > 0:50:06That's the last time you make a cake, Alice.

0:50:06 > 0:50:12That was the best birthday party they've ever been to.

0:50:11 > 0:50:12Was it?

0:50:13 > 0:50:20Lena says she's gonna make her dad puke up all over the place at her birthday party too.

0:50:20 > 0:50:23Go to sleep.

0:50:26 > 0:50:28Don't be angry with Harbour, please.

0:50:29 > 0:50:31I won't.

0:50:32 > 0:50:34Goodnight.

0:50:51 > 0:50:53HARBOUR SNORES

0:51:01 > 0:51:03It wasn't too bright, was it?

0:51:03 > 0:51:08Well, he had no idea what he was doing.

0:51:08 > 0:51:13Yeah, that's because he's not used to drinking alcohol.

0:51:13 > 0:51:17Maybe he won't remember anything in the morning.

0:51:18 > 0:51:21It's a bit rough on Mary, though.

0:51:21 > 0:51:25It could have been worse. He was only trying to stand on his head.

0:51:25 > 0:51:27This one's still a bit dirty.

0:51:27 > 0:51:30Is it?

0:51:41 > 0:51:44I didn't like the cake either.

0:51:58 > 0:52:00Sorry. Sorry.

0:52:01 > 0:52:04I'm sorry. Alice, it was nothing. I'm sorry!

0:52:07 > 0:52:09Did I seem very drunk?

0:52:11 > 0:52:13No.

0:52:13 > 0:52:16No harm was done.

0:52:16 > 0:52:19I still think I should phone all the parents.

0:52:20 > 0:52:25It will only make matters worse.

0:52:22 > 0:52:25I'm so sorry.

0:52:23 > 0:52:25You are a fucking moron.

0:52:25 > 0:52:27Wilbur.

0:52:30 > 0:52:34You know, when you were dead, what was it like?

0:52:34 > 0:52:38Harbour, you're hungover. You're not gonna die.

0:52:38 > 0:52:42Yeah, of course I'm not. I know that. But what was it like?

0:52:42 > 0:52:48How do you mean?

0:52:44 > 0:52:48Is there anything there? Is there some kind of huge white light?

0:52:48 > 0:52:51It's as dull as dishwater. There's nothing.

0:52:51 > 0:52:54Just blackness and utter silence.

0:52:54 > 0:52:56It's a bit like being in Wales.

0:52:59 > 0:53:01I see.

0:53:32 > 0:53:34< WATER RUNS

0:53:37 > 0:53:39Where's Mary and Harbour?

0:53:39 > 0:53:43They've gone to Fatima's to help wash her dress.

0:53:43 > 0:53:46Look, I'm sorry about yesterday.

0:53:46 > 0:53:51Yeah, so am I.

0:53:49 > 0:53:51I don't know what happened.

0:53:51 > 0:53:55It's a very stupid thing to do.

0:53:53 > 0:53:55Yeah.

0:53:55 > 0:53:58We've never given a birthday party before.

0:53:58 > 0:54:01No.

0:54:01 > 0:54:05You know, I've been thinking about this all day.

0:54:09 > 0:54:11Maybe I should get a girlfriend.

0:54:12 > 0:54:18Yeah, that might be best.

0:54:14 > 0:54:18Well, that depends on who the fuck it is, of course.

0:54:42 > 0:54:44Is that cos it was then?

0:54:44 > 0:54:47Well, there were fewer cars.

0:54:47 > 0:54:52And the shop is still the same.

0:54:49 > 0:54:52Yeah, almost. Ever since I can remember.

0:54:52 > 0:54:55Even that old horrible disgusting doormat.

0:54:55 > 0:54:57Is that as old as you and Wilbur?

0:54:57 > 0:55:00Yeah, I think so. We could get rid of it.

0:55:00 > 0:55:02But they're expensive.

0:55:02 > 0:55:04Aye, so we'll keep it.

0:55:04 > 0:55:08It's not locked.

0:55:06 > 0:55:08Ah, Wilbur must be home.

0:55:09 > 0:55:11Alice?

0:55:17 > 0:55:19Wilbur?

0:55:20 > 0:55:22Alice?

0:55:23 > 0:55:25Wilbur?

0:55:28 > 0:55:34Fatima's mother was calm. It seems the whole family's named Fatima,

0:55:34 > 0:55:35except for her younger brother, Bob.

0:55:35 > 0:55:37It turns out he goes to Wilbur's nursery.

0:55:37 > 0:55:40And the dress is machine washable.

0:55:40 > 0:55:43< Hasn't he come home yet?

0:55:43 > 0:55:48WATER RUNS

0:55:44 > 0:55:48He went out again.

0:55:46 > 0:55:48What kind of mood was he in?

0:55:48 > 0:55:50Um, a good one, I think.

0:55:55 > 0:55:57Arms up.

0:56:07 > 0:56:10Shall we make an early night of it?

0:56:38 > 0:56:41I think I'd better just go straight to sleep.

0:56:41 > 0:56:44After all, I did have a few drinks with one of my friends yesterday.

0:56:44 > 0:56:47OK?

0:56:53 > 0:56:58Just here.

0:56:54 > 0:56:58Hey, why don't you drop by sometime?

0:56:55 > 0:56:58Yeah, that would be great.

0:56:59 > 0:57:00Hello?

0:57:00 > 0:57:04There's somebody here who would like to ask you a question. Um,...

0:57:04 > 0:57:07Harbour North, the doctor.

0:57:09 > 0:57:13Would you have a look at this medical text book?

0:57:13 > 0:57:16Don't look at the illustrations. They're rather macabre.

0:57:16 > 0:57:18The book's pretty old.

0:57:18 > 0:57:24- But even then, it's not that - 1958 MCMLVIII- Accepted.

0:57:24 > 0:57:27Well, there you go.

0:57:28 > 0:57:32See, even then, you can see that I'm no more ill

0:57:32 > 0:57:36than they were able to cure, even in those days.

0:57:53 > 0:57:57This is chronic pancreatitis. This is a completely different disease.

0:57:57 > 0:57:58Yeah.

0:58:02 > 0:58:06I'm sorry.

0:58:04 > 0:58:06It's OK. Uh...

0:58:08 > 0:58:12I'll take it back to the bookshop.

0:58:10 > 0:58:12Yeah, do that. It's a fine book.

0:58:12 > 0:58:14Fine book.

0:58:14 > 0:58:18How's your brother reacting to all this?

0:58:16 > 0:58:18Oh, he seems...he seems better.

0:58:18 > 0:58:23There was this girl at our wedding - Sophie. Sophie there.

0:58:23 > 0:58:28She's a really, really nice lass. Very natural.

0:58:28 > 0:58:31Yeah, I know Sophie.

0:58:33 > 0:58:36Do you want to be admitted?

0:58:34 > 0:58:36I have to tell everyone first.

0:58:36 > 0:58:39They might find it strange if I just disappear.

0:58:39 > 0:58:43Yeah, well, you probably ought to think about breaking the news to them soon.

0:58:43 > 0:58:49I think I'll wait until spring. His mood's always a bit brighter then.

0:58:47 > 0:58:49You don't have that long.

0:58:49 > 0:58:53No, I can see that's a...problem.

0:58:58 > 0:59:00Uh, I suppose I'll, uh...

0:59:02 > 0:59:06I'll just have to tell them the way it is.

0:59:28 > 0:59:30INDISTINCT CHATTER >

0:59:41 > 0:59:43I love him.

0:59:44 > 0:59:46I've never loved a man before.

0:59:46 > 0:59:49I'll never love anyone that way.

0:59:51 > 0:59:53I know.

0:59:57 > 0:59:59I know you won't.

1:00:03 > 1:00:05I'd rather die than hurt him.

1:00:07 > 1:00:13You might not think that's much coming from me, you know. Dying, I mean.

1:00:13 > 1:00:16But he is my brother.

1:00:19 > 1:00:22I don't want to lose either of you.

1:00:31 > 1:00:35Maybe I'll find that girlfriend, yeah?

1:00:36 > 1:00:38Yeah.

1:00:40 > 1:00:42Yeah.

1:00:50 > 1:00:52It's a classic.

1:00:52 > 1:00:54MAN CHATTERS

1:00:55 > 1:00:59I'm off to the nursery.

1:00:56 > 1:00:59Don't forget your lunch bag.

1:00:57 > 1:01:00Too late.

1:01:05 > 1:01:10I know what you're going through. I've got a niece who's retarded.

1:01:10 > 1:01:14She can't tell what a strain she is on the rest of us when she's not feeling well.

1:01:14 > 1:01:17You had a father to look after too, didn't ya?

1:01:17 > 1:01:23Unfortunately, it never bothered him if he was a burden on anyone.

1:01:21 > 1:01:23And your mother? Way back then.

1:01:23 > 1:01:28Aye, she was in terrible pain towards the end, of course, and...

1:01:28 > 1:01:33in those circumstances, you don't always think clearly.

1:01:33 > 1:01:37Well, I hadn't ridden a bike for years, but...

1:01:37 > 1:01:41well, suddenly I began to realise how beautiful it is on the lake.

1:01:41 > 1:01:43Huge, those swans.

1:01:45 > 1:01:49Now, I wasn't afraid of them. Not in the slightest.

1:01:47 > 1:01:49Hi, Wilbur. Hi.

1:01:49 > 1:01:51< Hello. SOME GROUP MEMBERS: Hello.

1:01:51 > 1:01:53Don't say hello to him.

1:01:53 > 1:01:55What you doing here, anyway?

1:01:55 > 1:02:00You've got absolutely no right to be here whatsoever.

1:01:58 > 1:02:00OK, I'll, um,...

1:02:00 > 1:02:02just see what I can do, all right?

1:02:03 > 1:02:07Is that OK, Horst?

1:02:05 > 1:02:07By all means.

1:02:08 > 1:02:12I think all I need now is the love of a good woman.

1:02:12 > 1:02:16You know, just a little one I could take care of or...

1:02:16 > 1:02:20or even a bigger one that would take care of me.

1:02:20 > 1:02:22Maybe a nurse.

1:02:24 > 1:02:29Yeah. That should get the old bus back on the road again.

1:02:29 > 1:02:31No metaphors, please.

1:02:31 > 1:02:33Sorry.

1:02:47 > 1:02:51Something like that?

1:02:49 > 1:02:51Mm.

1:02:51 > 1:02:53Nearly.

1:02:53 > 1:02:55Have another go.

1:03:00 > 1:03:02Oh.

1:03:02 > 1:03:04SHE SIGHS

1:03:04 > 1:03:07- Just try kissing me here. Licking it.- What?

1:03:07 > 1:03:09Just licking right here.

1:03:15 > 1:03:17Try some of this, Mary.

1:03:18 > 1:03:20Oh, whoops!

1:03:20 > 1:03:26Or whatever they say in China.

1:03:21 > 1:03:26It's one of those words which is the same in every language, like taxi.

1:03:26 > 1:03:30Bus.

1:03:27 > 1:03:30Bus?

1:03:30 > 1:03:32I don't think so.

1:03:35 > 1:03:39You sure you don't want any?

1:03:37 > 1:03:39No thanks. I only eat unpolished rice.

1:03:39 > 1:03:44The nutritional value of white rice is far too low,

1:03:44 > 1:03:47and I think we all know that deep down inside.

1:03:47 > 1:03:49ORIENTAL MUSIC PLAYS

1:03:49 > 1:03:53To hell with it! I might as well tell you who it was.

1:03:53 > 1:03:57It was our Danish senior psychologist, Horst.

1:03:57 > 1:04:04He was quite affected when I confided that I'd begun seeing Wilbur out of hours.

1:04:04 > 1:04:08I could tell very clearly that he felt torn.

1:04:10 > 1:04:13He's not the sort of man to wear his heart on his forehead,

1:04:13 > 1:04:17but I suppose I've got the professional expertise.

1:04:17 > 1:04:23I can see straight through a facade like that. Straight through.

1:04:21 > 1:04:23I'm sure you can.

1:04:25 > 1:04:27What's more...

1:04:27 > 1:04:32I felt it would be dishonest if I didn't tell him quite frankly

1:04:32 > 1:04:35that Wilbur possesses a sexuality

1:04:35 > 1:04:39that goes far beyond what the layman would call a normal range.

1:04:39 > 1:04:44Um, uh, well, how do you mean?

1:04:42 > 1:04:44What about?

1:04:44 > 1:04:48The, uh, sexuality bit.

1:04:48 > 1:04:50Oh, that.

1:04:50 > 1:04:53Christ, well...

1:04:53 > 1:04:56I mean, we could go on and on.

1:04:58 > 1:05:03Wilbur gets to me in places that I had no idea existed,

1:05:03 > 1:05:05even as a nurse.

1:05:05 > 1:05:11I'm pretty intuitive myself. I'm sure you've sensed that but...

1:05:11 > 1:05:16Wilbur is a rhino...

1:05:16 > 1:05:17between the sheets.

1:05:17 > 1:05:19Excuse my Chinese.

1:05:21 > 1:05:23How lovely for you both.

1:05:23 > 1:05:27I wouldn't put any more of that in my mouth, if I were you.

1:05:27 > 1:05:29They use monosodium glutamate

1:05:29 > 1:05:33and there's a lot of indications it's not just allogenic,

1:05:33 > 1:05:35but it also weakens your immune defence system.

1:05:35 > 1:05:38Are you a cook?

1:05:36 > 1:05:38I'm a nurse.

1:05:38 > 1:05:43But I am taking courses in what is erroneously referred to as alternative medicine.

1:05:43 > 1:05:46Don't we have something on that in the shop?

1:05:46 > 1:05:50Uh, I don't know. Do we, Wilbur?

1:05:48 > 1:05:50You're asking me?

1:05:50 > 1:05:57If you're having traditional treatment, you have to be very wary of that kind of food.

1:05:57 > 1:06:04You know, you can help your husband by taking such matters seriously.

1:06:01 > 1:06:04What?

1:06:04 > 1:06:07You know, living healthily, if he's gonna have chemotherapy.

1:06:07 > 1:06:11I'm not saying you should all change your diets, but you could be supportive.

1:06:11 > 1:06:15Chemotherapy?

1:06:13 > 1:06:15< I know, it's idiotic.

1:06:15 > 1:06:19There's no scientifically proven benefits with pancreas cancer.

1:06:19 > 1:06:23I mean, you're all taking it really well.

1:06:25 > 1:06:27Pancreatic cancer?

1:06:30 > 1:06:33All right! Anybody wanting any pudding here tonight?

1:06:33 > 1:06:38Um, no. No, not for me. Thank you.

1:06:38 > 1:06:39Nor me.

1:06:40 > 1:06:44I don't want any either.

1:06:42 > 1:06:44Hang on, it's included in the four-season menu anyway.

1:06:46 > 1:06:52Uh, the deep-fried banana sounds good. I'll have that.

1:06:50 > 1:06:52< Banana.

1:06:52 > 1:06:54Wilbur?

1:06:54 > 1:06:57I'll have some of those mandarin things that...

1:06:57 > 1:07:02Wee mandarins, aye.

1:06:59 > 1:07:02Mandarins. And ice cream for my daughter.

1:07:02 > 1:07:07< There'll be ice cream, aye.

1:07:04 > 1:07:07I'll have the deep-fried banana too, please.

1:07:07 > 1:07:09- A really mushy one. - < Really mushy.

1:07:09 > 1:07:13- She'll have hers to go. - < No problem, sir.

1:07:29 > 1:07:32WATER RUNS

1:07:48 > 1:07:51TV BLARES FROM NEXT ROOM

1:08:00 > 1:08:02Mary really feels tired after a day like that, huh?

1:08:02 > 1:08:07How dare you? Do you think we're complete idiots?

1:08:06 > 1:08:07Of course not.

1:08:07 > 1:08:09You just can't do that.

1:08:09 > 1:08:11You can't just waltz in here

1:08:11 > 1:08:14and not bother to tell us you're terminally ill!

1:08:14 > 1:08:19You can't do that, Harbour! What about Mary? You're her father now.

1:08:19 > 1:08:23What do you take us for? Didn't you think we might want to help you?!

1:08:23 > 1:08:26TV VOLUME INCREASES

1:08:26 > 1:08:29Of course it is, you stupid man! Of course it is!

1:08:29 > 1:08:33And you know it isn't just up to you. It's up to the both of us.

1:08:33 > 1:08:37You have to have treatment! You stupid man!

1:08:37 > 1:08:42Shall we watch something else?

1:08:40 > 1:08:42No, I'm going to bed.

1:08:47 > 1:08:51We're just popping over to the hospital.

1:08:50 > 1:08:51Now?

1:08:51 > 1:08:55Well, that's a pretty good programme.

1:08:53 > 1:08:55Will you look after Mary?

1:08:55 > 1:08:57Yeah.

1:09:06 > 1:09:09Alice, please, you should go home to Wilbur.

1:09:09 > 1:09:13It will be a real mess if he goes and kills himself.

1:09:13 > 1:09:20If he's afraid I'm gonna have to go through what Mum went through.

1:09:20 > 1:09:26- I'm staying with you. - But it's a men's ward.- Come on.

1:09:35 > 1:09:37Come here.

1:09:40 > 1:09:43WATER RUNS

1:09:50 > 1:09:53- Are you going to have a bath?- Um...

1:09:55 > 1:09:57No.

1:10:03 > 1:10:06WATER RUNS

1:10:07 > 1:10:10Have you read The Blue Flag?

1:10:10 > 1:10:14WATER RUNS

1:10:16 > 1:10:18HE TURNS OFF TAP

1:10:22 > 1:10:26READS: 'And whilst he ran and ran through the heather,

1:10:26 > 1:10:28'watched only by a narrow sliver of moon,

1:10:28 > 1:10:31'that was when it struck him -

1:10:31 > 1:10:35'they are taking his childhood from him.'

1:10:50 > 1:10:53SHOUTING COMES FROM OUTSIDE

1:10:59 > 1:11:03- BOY: Don't go!- I have to look after my brother.- You go, I'll go.

1:11:03 > 1:11:07Take us with you, Wilbur! We're not bloody staying in this nursery without you.

1:11:07 > 1:11:12You must leave Wilbur alone. It's not his fault he's got to leave.

1:11:10 > 1:11:12Are they sending you to the front?

1:11:12 > 1:11:15If only General was looking for an extra helping hand.

1:11:15 > 1:11:19Wilbur's brother's in hospital.

1:11:17 > 1:11:19Is he gonna have both legs cut off?

1:11:19 > 1:11:22It won't be easy with all those phantom pains.

1:11:22 > 1:11:25It's often the best who are the first to die.

1:11:25 > 1:11:27Wilbur, we're coming to live with you.

1:11:27 > 1:11:30- Please leave Wilbur alone, won't you?- Put a sock in it!

1:11:30 > 1:11:34Sentimental crap is the last thing Wilbur needs.

1:11:34 > 1:11:38- What did you have for breakfast this morning?- Snowballs. Why?

1:11:38 > 1:11:42Look, come and see me at the shop when you can read. Now scram!

1:11:42 > 1:11:44BOYS GIGGLE

1:11:44 > 1:11:49It's gonna be hard to find a replacement who's as lousy with kids as you are.

1:11:51 > 1:11:53Goodbye!

1:11:53 > 1:11:56They don't make them like you any more.

1:11:58 > 1:12:00Hi, Mum.

1:12:03 > 1:12:05There's coffee in the pot.

1:12:12 > 1:12:15Why you looking like that?

1:12:13 > 1:12:15I'm not.

1:12:15 > 1:12:17When is Harbour coming home?

1:12:20 > 1:12:23- I don't know.- Will he have to go to the surgical ward?

1:12:23 > 1:12:27No, not there. He's on medicine.

1:12:31 > 1:12:35If he doesn't come home soon, I don't think we'll be able to keep the shop.

1:12:39 > 1:12:41There's nothing you can do, Mary.

1:12:44 > 1:12:46Is this the rainy day?

1:12:46 > 1:12:52Yes, it is.

1:12:48 > 1:12:52Is this the worst that could happen?

1:12:51 > 1:12:52No.

1:12:52 > 1:12:59The worst that could happen would be if you were the one who was ill.

1:12:57 > 1:12:59Or Wilbur.

1:12:59 > 1:13:03I'd like to spend the money on the shop.

1:13:04 > 1:13:09Well, you have got £4,000, but I'm not sure.

1:13:09 > 1:13:13< I want to stay here. I don't want to go anywhere else.

1:13:13 > 1:13:16If we give the money to Harbour, we can stay here.

1:13:16 > 1:13:19- I don't think he'd accept it, Mary. - Harbour's like a father to me.

1:13:19 > 1:13:24- Where did you read that? - Somewhere in the bookshop. He's my safe secured haven.

1:13:24 > 1:13:29I'm a little shit in the night, and he's my lighthouse.

1:13:29 > 1:13:32You're a ship, Mary. I think it was a p.

1:13:32 > 1:13:35Maybe. But...

1:13:35 > 1:13:38SHE SNIFFS

1:14:48 > 1:14:50Are you missing your girlfriend?

1:14:53 > 1:14:55I'd be lying if I said I was.

1:14:59 > 1:15:04Shouldn't you be getting some sleep?

1:15:02 > 1:15:04Yeah.

1:15:09 > 1:15:12Can I have a glass of water?

1:15:12 > 1:15:15Yeah.

1:15:17 > 1:15:19Come on.

1:15:19 > 1:15:25Did you ask Harbour if he'd take my money?

1:15:22 > 1:15:25Yes. He can't accept it.

1:15:30 > 1:15:32- Can I sleep in your room tonight? - Yeah, come on.

1:15:32 > 1:15:38Wilbur, can you come too? You can sleep on Harbour's side.

1:15:38 > 1:15:43- I'm not going to bed now.- Please, or I won't be able to sleep at all.

1:15:45 > 1:15:48OK... I'll be right there.

1:16:23 > 1:16:28Harbour, um... can we talk about something?

1:16:28 > 1:16:33- Alice, they can't tell. They're doing their best.- No, it's not that.

1:16:33 > 1:16:39I mean, that young one said I was responding better to treatment than they'd expected,

1:16:39 > 1:16:42but they're not allowed to say much more than that.

1:16:43 > 1:16:47- Did Wilbur come to see you yesterday?- Oh, aye.

1:16:47 > 1:16:49Aye, with a huge box of chocolates.

1:16:49 > 1:16:51They get bigger and bigger each time.

1:16:51 > 1:16:54The whole ward has put on weight.

1:16:55 > 1:16:59- Let's just sit down a minute.- Yeah. - OK.

1:17:04 > 1:17:06HE GROANS SOFTLY

1:17:08 > 1:17:14That's better... Things all right at home?

1:17:14 > 1:17:16Yeah.

1:17:16 > 1:17:19We miss you.

1:17:19 > 1:17:23Do you think you could keep a wee bit of an eye on Wilbur?

1:17:23 > 1:17:27You have to know him well to tell he's in a state.

1:17:27 > 1:17:31He's...he's been acting strange lately.

1:17:31 > 1:17:34How are you getting on at home? >

1:17:34 > 1:17:37Fine.

1:17:37 > 1:17:43- He's read the complete works of Enid Blyton aloud to Mary. - Oh. Poor child!

1:17:47 > 1:17:52- Do you promise me you'll keep an eye on him?- Yes.

1:18:09 > 1:18:12Hey! Where are you going?

1:18:15 > 1:18:17Hey!

1:18:17 > 1:18:19You there!

1:18:26 > 1:18:28WILBUR YELLS

1:18:38 > 1:18:40HE GRUNTS

1:18:42 > 1:18:45HE YELLS

1:18:55 > 1:18:57HE GASPS

1:19:06 > 1:19:08Ruby!

1:19:09 > 1:19:11Leave me alone!

1:19:15 > 1:19:16RUBY GRUNTS

1:19:18 > 1:19:20It's too cold. You'll die. You idiot!

1:19:37 > 1:19:39Come on. I'll buy you an ice cream.

1:19:41 > 1:19:43VACUUM CLEANER WHIRRS

1:19:50 > 1:19:52VACUUM STOPS

1:19:55 > 1:20:00- Is it raining?- No. - Have you been in the river?

1:20:00 > 1:20:03Yeah. Just one last time.

1:20:11 > 1:20:13HE SIGHS

1:20:16 > 1:20:20- How's Harbour? - Not as cold as you are.

1:20:20 > 1:20:24Good. I'll go and see him tomorrow.

1:20:26 > 1:20:29Are you gonna move out if he comes home?

1:20:29 > 1:20:31Yeah.

1:20:36 > 1:20:38I'm going to bed now.

1:20:43 > 1:20:45Are you?

1:20:58 > 1:21:01- Goodnight.- Goodnight.

1:21:13 > 1:21:18- You're looking quite perky. - I'm doing very nicely.

1:21:19 > 1:21:22We got those books sorted, Harbour.

1:21:22 > 1:21:25You won't recognise the place when you come home.

1:21:25 > 1:21:30You make sure you leave a wee bit of time for yourselves now and then.

1:21:39 > 1:21:44- Oh, if you don't mind, I ought to have a wee bit of a nap.- Yeah.- Yeah.

1:21:44 > 1:21:46That bloody medicine makes you so tired.

1:21:46 > 1:21:50- We'll just come back later. Or I will and Wilbur.- Okey-dokey.

1:21:50 > 1:21:52- Right?- I was just sneaking out.

1:21:53 > 1:21:55Bye-bye.

1:21:55 > 1:21:58- Thanks for coming.- Yeah.

1:22:02 > 1:22:04Bye, Wilbur.

1:22:06 > 1:22:08Hi.

1:22:08 > 1:22:12Did you feel like sharing anything?

1:22:12 > 1:22:15- Well, you can have my pudding if you want.- Oh.

1:22:15 > 1:22:20No, I don't eat puddings. Goes straight to my buttocks.

1:22:20 > 1:22:24Still trying to attract the right man to pop the question.

1:22:24 > 1:22:26You'll find someone.

1:22:26 > 1:22:30What you have to do, you have to look straight in their eyes,

1:22:30 > 1:22:33then, I don't know, they'll do the rest.

1:22:33 > 1:22:38- Really?- Yeah, it works sometimes. Give it a whirl.- Thanks.

1:22:40 > 1:22:44I don't know. Maybe I've been too focused on my work or something.

1:22:44 > 1:22:49They've got to have something to hold on to, you know, to believe in, and I...

1:22:49 > 1:22:55I mean, it's different with the seriousness of your condition.

1:22:55 > 1:22:57I know the outlook is very bleak.

1:22:57 > 1:23:01It must be terrible for you and your family. It's horrific.

1:23:01 > 1:23:07It really is horrific. If I was in your position, I don't know if I'd have the bravery to cope.

1:23:10 > 1:23:14Do you want a tea cake?

1:23:11 > 1:23:13Oh, I'd love one.

1:23:16 > 1:23:21- There you go.- Thank you. - It won't go to your buttocks.

1:23:21 > 1:23:24Thank you... Mmm!

1:23:25 > 1:23:28Maybe it will go to my chest.

1:23:29 > 1:23:31DOOR OPENS >

1:23:31 > 1:23:36- All right.- He's just sleeping, isn't he?- Yes.

1:23:36 > 1:23:38Come over and say hello.

1:23:38 > 1:23:41What are all those things for?

1:23:41 > 1:23:44They're there to help him get better.

1:23:44 > 1:23:47Mary, come over and say hello. Come on.

1:23:48 > 1:23:50VENTILATOR PUFFS

1:23:51 > 1:23:54- Hello.- Hi.

1:23:54 > 1:23:57Harbour, you look like a Hoover.

1:23:58 > 1:24:01- You flirting with me?- No.

1:24:04 > 1:24:07How's the partner? >

1:24:06 > 1:24:07Partner?

1:24:07 > 1:24:12If you invest in the shop, that makes you a partner.

1:24:13 > 1:24:15In that case, I think we should get a new doormat.

1:24:17 > 1:24:22Ah, we'll have to discuss that at the general assembly.

1:24:29 > 1:24:31Is he dying?

1:24:37 > 1:24:41- Does he know?- Yes. Yes.

1:24:41 > 1:24:42Wilbur?

1:24:44 > 1:24:47I think he'll come over later, Harbour.

1:24:50 > 1:24:55We were discussing at the morning conference whether you could come home for a visit.

1:24:55 > 1:24:58Today?

1:24:57 > 1:24:58Christmas, maybe.

1:24:58 > 1:25:03Nothing much will be going on here anyway.

1:25:01 > 1:25:03Would you like to join us?

1:25:03 > 1:25:07Oh.

1:25:05 > 1:25:07Yeah, my brother loves roast duck.

1:25:07 > 1:25:09No, thank you. Uh...

1:25:10 > 1:25:12..I'm working.

1:25:14 > 1:25:15What time is it?

1:25:16 > 1:25:18It's almost 2 o'clock now.

1:25:18 > 1:25:22Oh, Sophie will be cleaning your room.

1:25:23 > 1:25:27Yes, well, thanks anyway.

1:25:39 > 1:25:41HORST SIGHS

1:25:47 > 1:25:50I haven't been up here for a very long time.

1:25:51 > 1:25:54You're Sophie, aren't you?

1:25:54 > 1:25:57You spent some time here as a patient, didn't you?

1:25:57 > 1:26:00- Didn't you lose a daughter?- Yeah.

1:26:00 > 1:26:01Eight years ago.

1:26:01 > 1:26:06- I'd just moved here.- Yeah, your English was even worse then.

1:26:06 > 1:26:11We couldn't understand a word you said. Maybe that's why it helped.

1:26:19 > 1:26:21"AULD LANG SYNE" PLAYS

1:26:21 > 1:26:27- Is that a dead duck?- No, he's hanging in there. He's a fighter.

1:26:27 > 1:26:29- Could you get me a cook book? - There aren't any.

1:26:29 > 1:26:32There aren't any? We live in a bookshop.

1:26:32 > 1:26:34No, there aren't any duck recipes.

1:26:34 > 1:26:37- Doesn't it say anything on the wrapping?- No. It doesn't.

1:26:37 > 1:26:41- # ...for auld lang syne... # - Did you make this?

1:26:41 > 1:26:45No, I think Harbour did. He was more into Christmas decorations.

1:26:45 > 1:26:49# ...For the sake of auld lang syne... #

1:26:49 > 1:26:53- Shall I show you how to fold one? - No. I tell you what, why don't you go through there

1:26:53 > 1:26:58and hang up all that old junk, eh? After you've switched the music off.

1:27:03 > 1:27:08BANG! Why does this have to be so fucking revolting?!

1:27:10 > 1:27:12Shall I help you?

1:27:12 > 1:27:17No, Harbour will be home in half an hour. He can do it. And he can cut up all the oranges.

1:27:17 > 1:27:22He knows how to do all that shit. That's the way it is.

1:27:22 > 1:27:27I can't even speak properly to Mary, and you know what I can't stand - you know what I can't bear?!

1:27:27 > 1:27:32Is the thought that you might sleep together just because it's Christmas tomorrow.

1:27:33 > 1:27:37I know it's not on. I know it's not on, but...

1:27:37 > 1:27:40that's the way it is. OK?

1:27:49 > 1:27:51Do you know if there's a star?

1:27:51 > 1:27:57What? Harbour will be back soon. Ask him!

1:27:57 > 1:27:59- He knows these things.- Stop it.

1:28:08 > 1:28:10HE MURMURS

1:28:10 > 1:28:11The star...

1:28:11 > 1:28:14Star, star, yeah.

1:28:14 > 1:28:17"O COME ALL YE FAITHFUL" PLAYS

1:28:46 > 1:28:48Hi, Mary.

1:28:48 > 1:28:50Merry Christmas.

1:28:50 > 1:28:52Merry Christmas.

1:28:54 > 1:28:57Ooh, that should be on the tree.

1:28:59 > 1:29:03Wilbur made this. Didn't you, Wilbur?

1:29:03 > 1:29:06Yep.

1:29:06 > 1:29:08Yeah.

1:29:08 > 1:29:10Hi, love.

1:29:13 > 1:29:16- You all right?- Yeah, yeah. Hell, yeah.

1:29:19 > 1:29:21It's so peaceful here.

1:29:21 > 1:29:24- Couldn't find the cookery book, could we?- No.

1:29:24 > 1:29:30- Well, you should never do roast duck according to a cookery book.- No?

1:29:30 > 1:29:36- Have you bought the oranges? - They're in the fridge.- Let's go.

1:29:43 > 1:29:46- Can we open it now?- Yeah.

1:29:47 > 1:29:49Wait.

1:30:08 > 1:30:13- Do you like the coat? - Yeah, it's so soft. Did you choose it?- No, they did.

1:30:13 > 1:30:18I thought you should have had the red coat. Would you rather have had the red coat?

1:30:18 > 1:30:20Yeah, I expect so.

1:30:20 > 1:30:26- But after all, you can't always have what you most want.- I do.

1:30:28 > 1:30:32Are you going to sleep in Wilbur's old room?

1:30:35 > 1:30:37No. I have to go home.

1:30:42 > 1:30:45- Night, night.- Night.

1:30:59 > 1:31:01HE GROANS

1:31:04 > 1:31:09- It turned out to be a lovely evening after all, didn't it?- Yeah.

1:31:10 > 1:31:12Wilbur seems like a new person.

1:31:14 > 1:31:16Maybe he's finally settled in.

1:31:18 > 1:31:21I wish Father could have seen it.

1:31:21 > 1:31:26Wilbur didn't come by very often during the last days, but...

1:31:26 > 1:31:29sometimes Father thought I was him.

1:31:30 > 1:31:32He was so fond of Wilbur.

1:31:33 > 1:31:35So was mother.

1:31:38 > 1:31:40About two days before he died...

1:31:42 > 1:31:47he felt a wee bit better, and when I came in that morning...

1:31:48 > 1:31:52he suddenly grabbed my hand and he opened his eyes,

1:31:52 > 1:31:54and he said, "Wilbur."

1:31:56 > 1:31:58So I was Wilbur.

1:32:01 > 1:32:03He thought you were Wilbur?

1:32:05 > 1:32:09My father always loved Wilbur very much.

1:32:12 > 1:32:16I better go outside and wait for that taxi.

1:32:17 > 1:32:19I expect he's got a family to go to as well.

1:32:21 > 1:32:23It's OK.

1:32:24 > 1:32:27I'm sure Wilbur will see me out.

1:32:29 > 1:32:32CAR APPROACHES, ENGINE STOPS

1:32:48 > 1:32:53- Are you sure you won't stay? - I have to get back for treatment.

1:32:53 > 1:32:57That's amazing. I don't feel the cold at all in this.

1:32:57 > 1:33:01- You'd never believe it when it was so light.- Yeah. That's what Alice said too.

1:33:01 > 1:33:05You are looking after her properly, aren't you?

1:33:05 > 1:33:08I don't know.

1:33:08 > 1:33:13You must be as nice to her as you possibly can. Promise me that.

1:33:13 > 1:33:16- And Mary.- Sure.

1:33:20 > 1:33:23- You know Wayne?- Hm?

1:33:23 > 1:33:26- Wayne, the long-distance driver from the suicide group?- Wayne, yeah.

1:33:26 > 1:33:29Well, he's found himself a girlfriend.

1:33:29 > 1:33:34- It's the one with hairy nostrils that you went out with.- How nice.

1:33:36 > 1:33:43- It's nice that people can get together when they don't have anyone else.- Yeah.

1:34:07 > 1:34:09ENGINE STARTS

1:34:12 > 1:34:15- You OK there?- Nae bother. Nae bother.

1:34:16 > 1:34:19OK, Wilbur.

1:34:17 > 1:34:19All right.

1:34:35 > 1:34:37PILLS RATTLE

1:35:03 > 1:35:05PILLS RATTLE

1:35:28 > 1:35:31HORST CHATTERS

1:35:35 > 1:35:38And... A place called...

1:37:18 > 1:37:20KNOCK AT DOOR

1:37:23 > 1:37:28- Do you want something to help you sleep?- No, thanks.

1:37:28 > 1:37:29More water?

1:37:29 > 1:37:31If I want some, I'll get it.

1:37:31 > 1:37:34Thanks for your help.

1:37:34 > 1:37:37- You're all so very kind. - Sleep tight.

1:38:15 > 1:38:17- There he is.- Yeah.

1:38:17 > 1:38:21- Can he see the shop from here?- Yeah.

1:38:24 > 1:38:29- Why isn't there a headstone with "Harbour" on it? - He wouldn't have wanted one.

1:38:29 > 1:38:33I'm sure he would have thought it was too much trouble to look after.

1:38:47 > 1:38:49Promise you'll never forget him.

1:38:49 > 1:38:52No... I won't.

1:39:00 > 1:39:02If youse get married,

1:39:02 > 1:39:06can we have the wedding in the Chinese restaurant?

1:39:08 > 1:39:10Or we could always order takeaway.

1:39:10 > 1:39:12Hm.

1:39:40 > 1:39:42Come on. Come on.

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