Young Frankenstein

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0:03:21 > 0:03:24CLOCK STRIKES MIDNIGHT

0:04:20 > 0:04:23CRACK!

0:04:54 > 0:04:59If we look at the base of a brain which has just been removed from a skull,

0:04:59 > 0:05:03there's very little midbrain that we can see.

0:05:03 > 0:05:06Yet, as I demonstrated last week,

0:05:06 > 0:05:13if the under aspects of the temporal lobes are gently pulled apart,

0:05:13 > 0:05:18the upper portion of the stem of the brain can be seen.

0:05:18 > 0:05:23This so-called "brain stem" consists of the midbrain,

0:05:23 > 0:05:29a rounded protrusion called the "pons",

0:05:29 > 0:05:33and a stalk tapering down, called the medulla oblongata,

0:05:33 > 0:05:40which passes out of the skull through the foramen magnum, and becomes the spinal cord.

0:05:40 > 0:05:43Are there any questions before we proceed?

0:05:43 > 0:05:45Yes, Dr Frankenstein.

0:05:46 > 0:05:50That's FRONKONSTEEN.

0:05:50 > 0:05:52I beg your pardon?

0:05:52 > 0:05:56My name is pronounced Fron-kon-steen.

0:05:56 > 0:05:59Aren't you the grandson of Dr Victor Frankenstein,

0:05:59 > 0:06:04who dug up corpses and transformed dead components...?

0:06:04 > 0:06:09YES! YES! YES! We ALL know what he did.

0:06:09 > 0:06:15But I'd rather be remembered for my own contributions to science,

0:06:15 > 0:06:20and not because of my accidental relationship to a famous...

0:06:20 > 0:06:22cuckoo.

0:06:22 > 0:06:25POLITE LAUGHTER

0:06:25 > 0:06:28Can we get on with your question?

0:06:28 > 0:06:35< Well, I'm not sure if I understand the difference between "reflexive" and "voluntary" nerve impulses.

0:06:35 > 0:06:40Very good! Since our lab work today is a demonstration of that distinction, let's proceed.

0:06:49 > 0:06:56Mr Hilltop here, with whom I have NEVER worked, or given any prior instructions to,

0:06:56 > 0:07:00has graciously offered his services for our demonstration.

0:07:00 > 0:07:05Mr Hilltop, would you hop up and stand beside the table?

0:07:14 > 0:07:16Nice hopping(!)

0:07:18 > 0:07:26Mr Hilltop, would you RAISE your LEFT knee, PLEASE!

0:07:28 > 0:07:32You have witnessed a "voluntary" nerve impulse.

0:07:32 > 0:07:38It begins as a stimulus from the cerebral cortex, passes through the "brain stem" to the muscles.

0:07:38 > 0:07:41Mr Hilltop, you may lower your knee.

0:07:41 > 0:07:46"Reflex" movements are made independently of the will,

0:07:46 > 0:07:52but are carried along paths between the peripheral nervous system and the central nervous system.

0:07:52 > 0:07:56You filthy, rotten, yellow, SON-OF-A-BITCH!

0:07:56 > 0:08:02We are not aware of these impulses, neither do we intend that they will contract our muscles,

0:08:02 > 0:08:05yet, they work by themselves.

0:08:05 > 0:08:10What if we block the nerve impulses by applying local pressure,

0:08:10 > 0:08:17which can be done with a metal clamp just at the swelling on the posterior nerve roots

0:08:17 > 0:08:21for, oh, say five or six seconds?

0:08:25 > 0:08:29Why, you mother-grabbing BASTARD!

0:08:29 > 0:08:32As you can see, all communication is shut off.

0:08:32 > 0:08:35Arrrrr....

0:08:35 > 0:08:39In spite of our mechanical magnificence,

0:08:39 > 0:08:43if it were not for this continuous stream of motor impulses,

0:08:43 > 0:08:49we would COLLAPSE... like...a...bunch...of...BROCCOLI!

0:08:49 > 0:08:51Arrghhhhh!

0:08:54 > 0:08:59- In conclusion, it should be noted... Give him an extra dollar.- Sir.

0:08:59 > 0:09:05..That any more than a common injury to the nerve roots is ALWAYS serious.

0:09:05 > 0:09:09Because once a nerve fibre is severed,

0:09:09 > 0:09:16there is no way, in heaven or on Earth, to regenerate life back into it.

0:09:16 > 0:09:18Any last questions?

0:09:18 > 0:09:20Er...Dr Frank...

0:09:21 > 0:09:23- ..FRON-KON-STEEN?- Yes?

0:09:23 > 0:09:30Didn't Darwin preserve a piece of vermicelli in a glass case, until, by extraordinary means,

0:09:30 > 0:09:34it began to move with "voluntary motion"?

0:09:34 > 0:09:38Do you mean the WORM or the SPAGHETTI?

0:09:38 > 0:09:40The worm.

0:09:40 > 0:09:46Yes, it seems to me that I did read something of that incident when I was a student.

0:09:46 > 0:09:52But you must remember that a worm - with very few exceptions - is NOT a human being.

0:09:52 > 0:09:58But sir, wasn't THAT the basis of your grandfather's work? The reanimation of dead tissue?

0:09:58 > 0:10:02My grandfather was a VERY sick man.

0:10:02 > 0:10:06But as a FRON-KON-STEEN, aren't you curious about it?

0:10:06 > 0:10:10Does the bringing back to life of something dead interest you?

0:10:10 > 0:10:15You are talking about the nonsensical ravings of a lunatic.

0:10:15 > 0:10:19- DEAD IS DEAD!- Look at what's been done with organs...

0:10:19 > 0:10:25Hearts and kidneys are tinker toys! I'm talking about the central nervous system!

0:10:25 > 0:10:29- But, sir...- I am A SCIENTIST, not a philosopher!

0:10:29 > 0:10:33It's easier to reanimate this scalpel than a broken nervous system!

0:10:33 > 0:10:38- What about your grandfather...? - MY GRANDFATHER WAS "DOO-DOO"!

0:10:38 > 0:10:40THEY GASP

0:10:40 > 0:10:44I'm not interested in death. Only one thing concerns me -

0:10:44 > 0:10:47the preservation of LIFE!

0:10:53 > 0:10:58Class...is...dismissed.

0:10:58 > 0:11:00APPLAUSE

0:11:07 > 0:11:09Dr Frankenstein...?

0:11:10 > 0:11:14That's FRON-KON-STEEN.

0:11:16 > 0:11:19I am Gerhardt Falkstein.

0:11:19 > 0:11:24I have travelled 5,000 miles to bring you the will of your great-grandfather -

0:11:24 > 0:11:29Baron Beaufort von Frankenstein!

0:11:41 > 0:11:44Oh, my sweet darling!

0:11:44 > 0:11:48Oh, my dearest love. I'll count the hours you're away.

0:11:48 > 0:11:51- So will I... - Not on the lips!

0:11:51 > 0:11:57- What?- I'm going to that party at Nana and Nicky's. I don't want to smear my lipstick.- Of course.

0:11:57 > 0:11:59ALL ABOARD!

0:11:59 > 0:12:03- Oh, dear!- Well, I guess this is it.

0:12:03 > 0:12:10- Oh, Freddy, darling! How can I say in a few minutes what it's taken a lifetime to understand?- Try.

0:12:10 > 0:12:14All right! You've got it, mister!

0:12:14 > 0:12:18I'm yours - all of me - what else can I say?

0:12:18 > 0:12:23- My sweet love...- The hair! It's just been set.- Sorry.

0:12:23 > 0:12:30- Do you like old-fashioned weddings? - I prefer old-fashioned wedding NIGHTS.- You're incorrigible!

0:12:30 > 0:12:35Does that mean... you love me?

0:12:35 > 0:12:39- You bet your boots it does! - Ohhhh, my only love...

0:12:39 > 0:12:41Taffeta, darling.

0:12:41 > 0:12:43Taffeta, sweetheart?

0:12:43 > 0:12:47The dress...it's taffeta. It wrinkles so easily.

0:12:47 > 0:12:48ALL ABOARD!

0:12:48 > 0:12:53Oh, that horrid man. Hurry up... before I make a fool of myself.

0:12:53 > 0:12:57- Oh, the nails!- Sorry.

0:12:57 > 0:13:01- Eh...eh... - Oh!...OH!

0:13:05 > 0:13:08- Good bye, darling. - Good bye, Freddy!

0:13:12 > 0:13:13Darling!

0:13:22 > 0:13:24SHE COUGHS

0:13:24 > 0:13:26SHE SPLUTTERS

0:13:26 > 0:13:27SHE RETCHES

0:13:36 > 0:13:40- Harry, he's at it again! - What do you want me to do?

0:13:40 > 0:13:43- EVERY DAY! - Let him, let him!

0:13:43 > 0:13:47New York, folks! Everybody out for New York!

0:13:50 > 0:13:53THE PREVIOUS ARGUMENT IN GERMAN

0:13:53 > 0:13:57Aber jeden tag!

0:13:57 > 0:13:59Transylvania nachste!

0:13:59 > 0:14:02Alle aufsteigen fur Transylvania!

0:14:02 > 0:14:06Transylvania nachste! Alle aufsteigen Transylvania!

0:14:12 > 0:14:17Pardon me, boy, is this Transylvania station?

0:14:17 > 0:14:20Ja! Ja! Track 29.

0:14:20 > 0:14:23Oh, can I give you a shine?

0:14:23 > 0:14:25Er...no thanks.

0:14:27 > 0:14:31TRAIN CHUGS

0:14:42 > 0:14:46< FOOTSTEPS THUD AND SCRAPE

0:14:46 > 0:14:49< THUD...SCRAPE

0:14:49 > 0:14:50THUD

0:14:50 > 0:14:51< THUD! THUD!

0:14:51 > 0:14:53< Dr Frankenstein?

0:14:53 > 0:14:55CLAP OF THUNDER

0:14:58 > 0:15:01FRON-KON-STEEN.

0:15:02 > 0:15:05You're putting me on!

0:15:05 > 0:15:08No, it's pronounced FRON-KON-STEEN.

0:15:08 > 0:15:10Do you also say FRO-DERICK?

0:15:10 > 0:15:12No...Frederick.

0:15:12 > 0:15:18- Why not FRO-DERICK FRON-KON-STEEN? - It's Frederick Fron-kon-steen.

0:15:18 > 0:15:20I see.

0:15:20 > 0:15:24- You must be Ee-gor. - No, it's pronounced AYE-GOR.

0:15:24 > 0:15:27But they told me it was Ee-gor.

0:15:27 > 0:15:30- They were wrong then, weren't they! - Er...?

0:15:30 > 0:15:36- You WERE sent by Herr Falkstein? - Yes. MY grandfather used to work for YOUR grandfather.

0:15:36 > 0:15:40Ha...ha...er...how nice.

0:15:40 > 0:15:44- Of course, the rates HAVE gone up. - Of course.

0:15:44 > 0:15:45I'm sure we'll get along splendidly.

0:15:45 > 0:15:49- BONG! - Oh...sorry. I...

0:15:49 > 0:15:57I...er...don't mean to embarrass you, but I'm a brilliant surgeon. Perhaps I could help with the hump?

0:15:57 > 0:15:59What hump?!

0:16:02 > 0:16:04Let's go!

0:16:06 > 0:16:08Allow me...master.

0:16:08 > 0:16:11Oh. Thank you very much.

0:16:14 > 0:16:16Walk this way.

0:16:18 > 0:16:20This way.

0:16:37 > 0:16:41- You'll be more comfortable in the rear.- Oh.

0:16:45 > 0:16:46Oh!

0:16:46 > 0:16:53- What's that?- That's Inga. Herr Falkstein thought you'd need a laboratory assistant - temporary.

0:16:53 > 0:16:54Oh.

0:16:56 > 0:16:58Oh!

0:16:58 > 0:17:01Hello! Would you like a roll in ze hay?

0:17:02 > 0:17:04< It's fun!

0:17:04 > 0:17:07# Roll, roll, roll, roll in ze hay! #

0:17:09 > 0:17:11WHIP CRACKS

0:17:27 > 0:17:28Oh!

0:17:28 > 0:17:32Sometimes I'm afraid of ze lightning.

0:17:32 > 0:17:36Just an atmospheric discharge. Nothing to be afraid of.

0:17:36 > 0:17:40< HOWLING

0:17:40 > 0:17:43Werewolf!

0:17:43 > 0:17:45WHERE-wolf?!

0:17:45 > 0:17:47There!

0:17:47 > 0:17:48What?

0:17:48 > 0:17:50There wolf.

0:17:50 > 0:17:52There castle.

0:17:52 > 0:17:56- Why are you talking that way? - I thought you wanted to.

0:17:56 > 0:18:00- No, I don't want to. - Suit yourself, I'm easy.

0:18:00 > 0:18:03LOUD CLAP OF THUNDER

0:18:03 > 0:18:07Well...there it is.

0:18:07 > 0:18:08Home.

0:18:32 > 0:18:34CLANG!

0:18:34 > 0:18:36CLA-A-A-A-ANG!

0:18:37 > 0:18:39< CLA-A-A-A-A-A-ANG!

0:18:39 > 0:18:42What KNOCKERS!

0:18:42 > 0:18:45Why, thank you, Doktor.

0:18:45 > 0:18:47Oh? That's all right.

0:18:47 > 0:18:50There we are.

0:18:52 > 0:18:57CR-E-EAK

0:19:01 > 0:19:04I am Frau Blucher.

0:19:04 > 0:19:07TERRIFIED NEIGHS

0:19:09 > 0:19:10Steady!

0:19:11 > 0:19:15How do you do? I am Dr Fron-kon-steen.

0:19:15 > 0:19:21- My assistant, Inga. Inga, Frau Blucher. - < TERRIFIED NEIGHS

0:19:22 > 0:19:24What's got into them?

0:19:24 > 0:19:29Your rooms have been prepared, Herr Doktor.

0:19:29 > 0:19:33- If you vill follow me... - Aye-gor?

0:19:33 > 0:19:37- Could you bring the bags? - Yes, master.

0:19:37 > 0:19:41- After you, Frau Blucher... - < TERRIFIED NEIGHS

0:19:53 > 0:19:57- BLUCHER! - < TERRIFIED NEIGHS

0:20:11 > 0:20:14Follow me, ple-ease.

0:20:34 > 0:20:40Stay close to ze candles. Ze staircase...can be treacherous.

0:20:48 > 0:20:52Zis is your room, it was your grandfather Victor's room.

0:20:52 > 0:20:54I see.

0:20:54 > 0:21:02- Well! There ARE quite a few books! - Zis was Victor's... the Baron's medical library.

0:21:02 > 0:21:07- Where's my grandfather's PRIVATE library?- What do you mean?

0:21:07 > 0:21:12These books are very general, any doctor might have them.

0:21:12 > 0:21:19- Zis is ze ONLY library I know of, Dr Franken-STONE.- FRON-KON-STEEN!

0:21:19 > 0:21:21Well...we'll see.

0:21:22 > 0:21:24Good night!

0:21:26 > 0:21:31Would the doktor care for brandy before retiring?

0:21:31 > 0:21:34No...thank you.

0:21:36 > 0:21:40Some warm milk...perhaps?

0:21:40 > 0:21:44No...thank you very much!

0:21:44 > 0:21:46No, thanks.

0:21:46 > 0:21:47Ovaltine?

0:21:52 > 0:21:56NOTHING! Thank you!

0:21:56 > 0:21:58I'm a little tired!

0:22:01 > 0:22:05- Then I vill say good night... - GOOD NIGHT!

0:22:21 > 0:22:24Good night, darling! KISSING NOISE

0:22:28 > 0:22:31- Good night, Herr Doktor. - Good night, Frau Blucher.

0:22:31 > 0:22:34< TERRIFIED NEIGHS

0:22:44 > 0:22:48WIND HOWLING AND EERIE VIOLIN MUSIC

0:22:48 > 0:22:52HE MURMURS: No! No! No! No!

0:22:52 > 0:22:55No! No! No! No-oo!

0:22:55 > 0:22:58No! No! No! No! No!

0:22:59 > 0:23:04I'm... I'm NOT a Frankenstein!

0:23:04 > 0:23:08I AM NOT a Frankenstein!

0:23:08 > 0:23:11I'm a Fron-kon-steen!

0:23:11 > 0:23:14DON'T give me that!

0:23:14 > 0:23:17I DON'T believe in fate!

0:23:17 > 0:23:19I WON'T say it!

0:23:19 > 0:23:23All right, you win, you win... again...

0:23:23 > 0:23:26I'll say it... I'll say it...I'll say it!

0:23:28 > 0:23:33DES-TI-NY! DES-TI-NY! No escaping, not for me!

0:23:33 > 0:23:37DES-TI-NY! DES-TI-NY! No escaping, not for me!

0:23:37 > 0:23:42DES-TIN....DES-TIN...Y! No escape...not...!

0:23:42 > 0:23:46Dr Fronkonsteen, wake up!

0:23:46 > 0:23:50- What is it? - You were having a nightmare.

0:23:51 > 0:23:55- What's that strange music? - I have no idea.

0:23:56 > 0:24:02But it seems to be coming... from behind ze bookcase!

0:24:02 > 0:24:06Behind ze bookcase...?

0:24:07 > 0:24:09Hand me that robe, would you, dear?

0:24:13 > 0:24:17You were right, it's coming from behind this wall.

0:24:17 > 0:24:20Where is it? WHERE is it?

0:24:20 > 0:24:25- What?- There's always a device. If I can find the trigger...

0:24:25 > 0:24:27Hello...

0:24:37 > 0:24:41It's louder over here. Hand me that candle.

0:24:45 > 0:24:49PUT...THE...CANDLE...BACK!

0:24:54 > 0:24:59All right, I've figured it out.

0:24:59 > 0:25:04Take out the candle, and I'll block the bookcase with my body.

0:25:09 > 0:25:10< CRUNCH!

0:25:13 > 0:25:16- MUFFLED VOICE:- Listen to me... very carefully...

0:25:16 > 0:25:19DON'T put the candle back!

0:25:19 > 0:25:26With all your might, shove the other side of the bookcase.

0:25:26 > 0:25:29Is that...perfectly clear?

0:25:29 > 0:25:32I think so.

0:25:40 > 0:25:42Good girl!

0:25:42 > 0:25:46PUT...ZE...CANDLE...BACK.

0:25:53 > 0:25:59- Look! A passage vay. - The music's coming from down there.

0:25:59 > 0:26:03- I'd better take a look. - Let me come with you, PLEASE!

0:26:03 > 0:26:10- I don't want to stay here alone. - Very well. Close your robe, and follow me.- Doctor! Ze candle.

0:26:10 > 0:26:14Good thinking. Let's try this one.

0:26:14 > 0:26:16STAND BACK!

0:26:28 > 0:26:34THE LURING VIOLIN PLAYS A TRANSYLVANIAN MELODY

0:26:45 > 0:26:46Ah!

0:26:46 > 0:26:48RAT SQUEAKS

0:26:48 > 0:26:51Don't be frightened. It's just a rat.

0:26:51 > 0:26:54A filthy, slimy rat!

0:27:15 > 0:27:20CRE-E-E-E-EEEAK

0:27:28 > 0:27:31Good Lord!

0:27:31 > 0:27:32OH!

0:27:49 > 0:27:51Aiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!

0:27:51 > 0:27:57# I ain't got NO BO-O-DY, and NO-BO-ODY cares for me... yackety-yackety yaah! #

0:27:57 > 0:28:01- Aye-gor!- Fro-derick! - How did YOU get here?

0:28:02 > 0:28:09Through the dumbwaiter. I heard strange music from the kitchen and followed it down.

0:28:09 > 0:28:12Call it...a hunch!

0:28:12 > 0:28:17- Zere must have been someone else down here.- It looks that way.

0:28:17 > 0:28:20There's the ONLY other door!

0:28:20 > 0:28:24WAIT, master! It might be dangerous.

0:28:24 > 0:28:26You go first.

0:28:37 > 0:28:40Aren't there any lights here?

0:28:40 > 0:28:45Two nasty-looking switches here... but I'm not going to be the first.

0:28:50 > 0:28:52DAMN YOUR EYES!

0:28:52 > 0:28:54Too late!

0:29:03 > 0:29:05Oh!

0:29:05 > 0:29:09So THIS is where it ALL happened...

0:29:19 > 0:29:24- THE VOICE OF VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN: - "Just think, the dead wait ready to live again.

0:29:24 > 0:29:28"Look, no blood! Just a few sutures...

0:29:28 > 0:29:32- "Throw the main switch!" - "Yes, master."

0:29:32 > 0:29:36CRACKLE OF ELECTRICITY

0:29:39 > 0:29:42What a FILTHY mess!

0:29:42 > 0:29:46I don't know...a little paint, a few flowers, some throw pillows.

0:29:49 > 0:29:54It looks as if our mysterious violinist has dis...a...p...

0:29:54 > 0:29:56- Disa...what? - ..Peared.- Shhhhhh!

0:29:56 > 0:30:00There's a light coming from behind that door.

0:30:02 > 0:30:04Come on.

0:30:31 > 0:30:33Doktor, LOOK!

0:30:37 > 0:30:39This explains the music.

0:30:39 > 0:30:42- It's still warm.- Mmmm.

0:30:42 > 0:30:45- WHO vas playing it?- I don't know...

0:30:45 > 0:30:49but whoever it was just put out his cigar.

0:30:49 > 0:30:52Such STRANGE goings on!

0:30:53 > 0:30:59- What is this place?- Music room? - AYE-GOR TWANGS VIOLIN STRINGS

0:30:59 > 0:31:02Zere's nothing here, but books and paper.

0:31:02 > 0:31:06Books...and...papers?! IT IS!

0:31:06 > 0:31:10It's my grandfather's private library! I FEEL it!

0:31:10 > 0:31:12LOOK!

0:31:12 > 0:31:14LOOK at this!

0:31:21 > 0:31:25AYE-GOR SNORES

0:31:25 > 0:31:32"...Until from the midst of this darkness, a sudden light broke in upon me -

0:31:32 > 0:31:37"a light so brilliant and wondrous, and yet so simple.

0:31:37 > 0:31:43"Change the poles from plus to minus and from MINUS to PLUS!

0:31:47 > 0:31:52I ALONE succeeded in discovering the secret of bestowing life!

0:31:52 > 0:31:55"Nay, even more, I, MYSELF,

0:31:55 > 0:32:03became capable of bestowing animation upon LIFELESS matter!"

0:32:09 > 0:32:13IT...COULD...WORK!

0:32:14 > 0:32:17TRIUMPHANT CLAP OF THUNDER

0:32:29 > 0:32:33- Kipper?- Mmmm! Thank you, Doktor.

0:32:37 > 0:32:45"As the minuteness of the parts were a hindrance to speed, I made the Creature of gigantic stature."

0:32:47 > 0:32:51Of course! That would simplify everything.

0:32:52 > 0:33:01- In other vords, his veins, his hands, his organs would be increased in size?- Exactly.

0:33:01 > 0:33:04He would have an enormous schwanzstucker!

0:33:09 > 0:33:13That goes without saying.

0:33:13 > 0:33:14Oooohh!

0:33:14 > 0:33:17He's going to be very popular.

0:33:18 > 0:33:23So then, what we're aiming for is a being approximately 7ft high,

0:33:23 > 0:33:30- with all features congenitally or artificially proportionate. - Would it look like...

0:33:30 > 0:33:32this?

0:33:36 > 0:33:38Hello...

0:33:38 > 0:33:40You've caught something there.

0:33:40 > 0:33:44Crude, yes. Primitive, yes. Perhaps even grotesque.

0:33:44 > 0:33:49Yet something inexplicable tells me that this...

0:33:49 > 0:33:52might be...our...man.

0:34:07 > 0:34:11All right! That's good enough for the likes of 'im.

0:34:27 > 0:34:29(Get down!)

0:34:38 > 0:34:39NOW!

0:35:08 > 0:35:10What a FILTHY job!

0:35:10 > 0:35:12- Could be worse.- How?

0:35:12 > 0:35:14Could be raining.

0:35:58 > 0:36:01- < FOOTSTEPS - Quick!

0:36:05 > 0:36:11- Need a hand?- No, thanks, I have one. Thanks all the same.

0:36:11 > 0:36:17JUST a moment, sir! I know everyone in this neighbourhood, but I've never seen you before.

0:36:17 > 0:36:21- Can you account for yourself? - Yes, I'm Dr Frederick Fronkonsteen,

0:36:21 > 0:36:25- newly arrived from America. - YES! I was told you were here.

0:36:25 > 0:36:30I'm Constable Henry, sir. Pleased to meet you.

0:36:30 > 0:36:35- How very nice to meet you. - Why?! You're chilled to the bone!

0:36:35 > 0:36:41- A nice warm fire is what you want. - Yes.- A nip from the old bottle wouldn't be a bad idea either.

0:36:41 > 0:36:49- Yes! Just the ticket!- If you have everything in hand, I'll say good night.

0:36:49 > 0:36:51- Thank you.- At your service, sir.

0:36:51 > 0:36:53Always.

0:36:54 > 0:36:57- Good night, Constable. - Good night, sir.

0:37:14 > 0:37:16Oh, what an awesome sight!

0:37:16 > 0:37:22What a profound and reverent night is this!

0:37:22 > 0:37:25With such a specimen for a body -

0:37:25 > 0:37:31all we need now is an equally magnificent brain.

0:37:31 > 0:37:36- You know what to do?- I've got a pretty good idea.- Good man.

0:37:36 > 0:37:40Didn't you...? Didn't you used to have that on the other side?

0:37:40 > 0:37:43- What?- Your...er...

0:37:43 > 0:37:46Oh, never mind.

0:37:48 > 0:37:52- You have the name I gave you? - I have it written down.

0:37:55 > 0:37:58Hans Delbruck.

0:38:23 > 0:38:24OH!

0:38:33 > 0:38:35CLUNK!

0:38:52 > 0:38:53Argh!

0:39:47 > 0:39:50- He's hideous! - He's beautiful!

0:39:50 > 0:39:53And...he...

0:39:53 > 0:39:55is...mine!

0:39:55 > 0:39:57RUMBLING THUNDER

0:40:02 > 0:40:06Hurry! We're fighting time and the elements.

0:40:06 > 0:40:10- Are you ready?- Are you SURE this is how they did it?

0:40:10 > 0:40:13Yes! YES! It's all in the notes.

0:40:13 > 0:40:17- Now tie off the kites and hurry down!- What's the hurry?

0:40:17 > 0:40:20There's the possibility of electrocution. Understand?

0:40:24 > 0:40:30I SAID, THERE'S THE POSSIBILITY OF ELECTROCUTION. DO...YOU...UNDERSTAND?

0:40:30 > 0:40:35I understand. I understand. Why are you shouting?

0:40:35 > 0:40:39You...you tied off the kites?

0:40:39 > 0:40:41Of course.

0:40:41 > 0:40:43- Oh...all right...- BONG!

0:40:45 > 0:40:47- Check the generator.- Yes, master.

0:40:55 > 0:41:00- Aye-gor, release the safety valve on the main wheel.- Yes, master.

0:41:06 > 0:41:10Can you imagine the brain of Hans Delbruck in this body?

0:41:10 > 0:41:12Ah! Frederick!

0:41:12 > 0:41:15THIS is the moment!

0:41:15 > 0:41:17Well, dear...

0:41:18 > 0:41:21- ..are you ready?- Yes, Doktor.

0:41:23 > 0:41:25ELEVATE me!

0:41:26 > 0:41:28Now?! Right here?

0:41:29 > 0:41:36- Yes, yes. Raise the platform. - Oh, ze platform. Zat, ya!

0:41:54 > 0:42:01From that fateful day when stinking bits of slime first crawled from the sea

0:42:01 > 0:42:03and shouted to the stars,

0:42:03 > 0:42:07"I...AM...MAN,"

0:42:07 > 0:42:12our greatest dread has been the knowledge of our mortality.

0:42:12 > 0:42:14But tonight,

0:42:14 > 0:42:20we shall HURL the gauntlet of science into the frightful face of death!

0:42:23 > 0:42:28TONIGHT we shall ascend into the heavens...

0:42:28 > 0:42:33- A CLAP OF THUNDER - ..We shall mock the earthquake...

0:42:33 > 0:42:36we SHALL COMMAND the THUNDERS,

0:42:36 > 0:42:43and PENETRATE into the very womb of impervious Nature...

0:42:43 > 0:42:45HERSELF!

0:42:45 > 0:42:48A CRESCENDO OF THUNDER

0:42:53 > 0:42:56When I give the word, throw the first switch!

0:42:56 > 0:43:00You've got it, master.

0:43:00 > 0:43:05- WIND HOWLS LOUDLY - Get ready...

0:43:08 > 0:43:10Get set...

0:43:10 > 0:43:11GO!

0:43:11 > 0:43:17CRACKLE OF ELECTRICITY

0:43:17 > 0:43:19Throw the second switch!

0:43:19 > 0:43:24CRACKLE OF ELECTRICITY

0:43:24 > 0:43:29- Throw the third switch! - Not...the third switch!

0:43:29 > 0:43:31THROW IT, I SAY! THROW IT!

0:43:43 > 0:43:45LIFE!

0:43:45 > 0:43:48LIFE! Do you hear me?!

0:43:48 > 0:43:53Give my creation LI-I-I-I-I-F-F-F-F-E-E-E-E!

0:44:14 > 0:44:18Turn everything off, and bring me down.

0:45:24 > 0:45:25Nothing.

0:45:25 > 0:45:31- Oh, Doktor, I'm sorry... - No, no, be of good cheer.

0:45:31 > 0:45:35If science teaches us anything,

0:45:35 > 0:45:40it teaches us to accept our failures as well as our successes,

0:45:40 > 0:45:46with...quiet...dignity...

0:45:46 > 0:45:48and grace.

0:45:58 > 0:46:03SON-OF-A-BITCH! BASTARD! WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME?!

0:46:03 > 0:46:08- WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME?! - STOP IT! You'll kill him!

0:46:09 > 0:46:12I DON'T WANT TO LIVE!

0:46:12 > 0:46:15I DO NOT WANT TO LIVE!

0:46:16 > 0:46:19Quiet dignity and grace(!)

0:46:19 > 0:46:22Oh, Mama!

0:46:24 > 0:46:26Oh, tosh!

0:46:26 > 0:46:32This man is different, I tell you. You can see that by talking to him for five minutes.

0:46:33 > 0:46:35Yes?

0:46:36 > 0:46:38He's a FRANKENSTEIN!

0:46:38 > 0:46:40They're ALL alike!

0:46:40 > 0:46:45It's in their blood. They can't help it.

0:46:45 > 0:46:48All these scientists - they're ALL alike.

0:46:48 > 0:46:54They say they're working for us, but what they really want is to rule the world!

0:46:54 > 0:46:56YES! RIGHT!

0:47:00 > 0:47:05That's enough! I do not want the meeting to become a free-for-all.

0:47:05 > 0:47:08These are very serious charges!

0:47:08 > 0:47:16All the more painful to us, your elders, because we still have nightmares from five times before!

0:47:16 > 0:47:22Now, we haven't heard from the one man best qualified to judge the situation fairly.

0:47:22 > 0:47:23MUTTERING

0:47:23 > 0:47:29Inspector Kemp! Will you talk to us, please?

0:47:55 > 0:47:59A riot is an UGLY zink.

0:47:59 > 0:48:03Und once you get von started...

0:48:03 > 0:48:07there is LITTLE chance of stopping it...

0:48:07 > 0:48:10short of bloodshed!

0:48:10 > 0:48:15I zink zat before we go around killing people,

0:48:15 > 0:48:21we had better make DAMN SURE of our evidence!

0:48:22 > 0:48:24Und...

0:48:28 > 0:48:35..ve had better confirm ze fact zat Dr Frankenstein is indeed

0:48:35 > 0:48:39following in his grandfather's FOOT-STOPS!

0:48:39 > 0:48:40ALL: WHAT?!

0:48:40 > 0:48:45Following in his grandfather's footSTOPS...footSTOPS!

0:48:45 > 0:48:47FOOTSTEPS! SILENCE!

0:48:47 > 0:48:50Vhat is in order...

0:48:51 > 0:48:56..is for ME to pay a little visit on ze good doktor...

0:48:56 > 0:49:02und to have a nice quiet chat-t!

0:49:06 > 0:49:09Reputation!

0:49:09 > 0:49:11REPUTATION!

0:49:11 > 0:49:16Oh, Doktor, you mustn't do zis to yourself.

0:49:16 > 0:49:18You must stop thinking about it.

0:49:18 > 0:49:22Look! You haven't touched your food.

0:49:23 > 0:49:24There!

0:49:26 > 0:49:30Now I've touched it! Happy?!

0:49:30 > 0:49:36You know, I'll never forget my old dad when these things would happen to him.

0:49:36 > 0:49:39The things he'd say to me!

0:49:39 > 0:49:41What did he say?

0:49:41 > 0:49:48What the hell are you doing in the bathroom day and night? GET OUT! Give someone else a chance!

0:49:54 > 0:49:57Oh, maybe it's better this way.

0:49:57 > 0:50:02The poor lifeless hulk... maybe he's better off dead.

0:50:16 > 0:50:18Mmmmm...

0:50:22 > 0:50:25- What is this? - Schwarzwalder Kirschtorte.

0:50:25 > 0:50:28Mmmm...mmmmmm!

0:50:28 > 0:50:32Do you like it? I'm not partial to desserts myself.

0:50:32 > 0:50:34Who are you talking to?

0:50:36 > 0:50:39To you. You made yummy sounds. I thought you liked the dessert.

0:50:39 > 0:50:45- I didn't make yummy sounds. I asked you what it is.- I heard you.

0:50:45 > 0:50:48- It wasn't me. - It wasn't me.

0:50:48 > 0:50:52Look here, if it wasn't you, and it wasn't you...

0:50:53 > 0:50:56Mmmmmm!

0:51:09 > 0:51:12Mmmm. Mmmm.

0:51:12 > 0:51:17Alive! It's ALIVE!

0:51:17 > 0:51:20It's Al-I-I-I-V-V-E-E-E!

0:51:22 > 0:51:24Stand back.

0:51:31 > 0:51:34Hello, there.

0:51:34 > 0:51:38- I'm going to set you free. - Mmmm...

0:51:39 > 0:51:42- (Is the sedative ready?)- Yes.

0:51:48 > 0:51:51Mmmmm!

0:51:56 > 0:52:01I...want..you... to...sit...up.

0:52:04 > 0:52:05Mmmm!

0:52:15 > 0:52:19Stand...on...your...feet.

0:52:19 > 0:52:21Mmm...!

0:52:21 > 0:52:23MMMMmmm...MMMMmmmm!

0:52:23 > 0:52:25You can do it!

0:52:27 > 0:52:28MMMmmm!

0:52:29 > 0:52:32Mmmm...

0:52:34 > 0:52:37Now...walk!

0:52:44 > 0:52:47- Oh, Doktor, I'm frightened! - Don't worry.

0:52:47 > 0:52:50Mmmm.

0:52:51 > 0:52:53Good.

0:52:54 > 0:52:57Mmmm!

0:52:57 > 0:53:00Mmmmm! Mmm! Mmmm!

0:53:00 > 0:53:03What's the matter? Give him the...

0:53:03 > 0:53:07- QUICK, give him the... - Give him the what?

0:53:07 > 0:53:10Three syllables. First syllable.

0:53:10 > 0:53:14- Sounds like.... - Head... Sounds like head!

0:53:14 > 0:53:16- Said...er...said. - Said...?

0:53:16 > 0:53:24Second syllable. Little word. Zis...zat...ze...?

0:53:24 > 0:53:29- Said - a....? - Said - a....?

0:53:29 > 0:53:32Said a dirty word?

0:53:32 > 0:53:36Sounds like...give.

0:53:36 > 0:53:38Give him a sed-a-give?

0:53:38 > 0:53:41- OH, YES! Here it is! The sedative!- On the nose!

0:53:45 > 0:53:48Mmmmm!

0:53:48 > 0:53:51Mmmmm...Mmmmm...Mmmm...

0:54:02 > 0:54:04Sed-a-give?!

0:54:11 > 0:54:15- Oh, Frederick, are you all right? - Yes.

0:54:16 > 0:54:21- Would you excuse us one minute, dear?- Of course.

0:54:21 > 0:54:22Aye-gor?

0:54:23 > 0:54:27- May I speak to you for a moment? - Of course.

0:54:27 > 0:54:30- Sit down, won't you? - Thank you.

0:54:32 > 0:54:36- No, up HERE! - Thank you.

0:54:40 > 0:54:44Now...that brain you gave me...

0:54:44 > 0:54:47was it Hans Delbruck's?

0:54:47 > 0:54:50- ...No.- Ah!

0:54:50 > 0:54:52Good!

0:54:52 > 0:54:55Er...would you mind telling me...

0:54:55 > 0:54:59whose brain...

0:54:59 > 0:55:01I DID put in?

0:55:01 > 0:55:05- And you won't be angry? - I...WILL...NOT...be...angry.

0:55:05 > 0:55:07Abby...someone.

0:55:09 > 0:55:11Abby...someone?

0:55:11 > 0:55:12Abby...WHO?

0:55:12 > 0:55:15Abby...NORMAL.

0:55:15 > 0:55:18ABBY NORMAL?!

0:55:18 > 0:55:21I'm sure that was the name.

0:55:25 > 0:55:30ARE you saying...that I put... an ABNORMAL brain...

0:55:30 > 0:55:35into a 7-and-a-half foot long...

0:55:35 > 0:55:3954-inch wide...

0:55:39 > 0:55:42GORILLA?!

0:55:42 > 0:55:45Is that what you're telling me?!

0:55:45 > 0:55:49- Quick, give him the... - What?

0:55:49 > 0:55:51Three syllables, yes.

0:55:51 > 0:55:56- LOUD CLANGING > - I wonder who that could be?

0:55:56 > 0:55:59CLANG! CLANG! CLANG!

0:56:00 > 0:56:03Inga, quick, see who that is.

0:56:03 > 0:56:09YOU! Put that...THING back on the operating table.

0:56:09 > 0:56:13And strap him down tightly!

0:56:14 > 0:56:19- Where are you going?- To wash up, to look normal, we've all got to behave normally.

0:56:21 > 0:56:24HA! MONSTERS?!

0:56:29 > 0:56:31Excellent zhot-t!

0:56:31 > 0:56:35This is the 20th century. Monsters are passe like ghosts and goblins.

0:56:35 > 0:56:40NOT to ze people of zis village, Herr Doktor.

0:56:41 > 0:56:45To zem it is a very real zing!

0:56:45 > 0:56:52ESPECIALLY when zere is a Frankenstein residing in zis house.

0:57:06 > 0:57:08Nice grouping.

0:57:08 > 0:57:10Zank you.

0:57:12 > 0:57:19I wouldn't think an intelligent person like you'd fall for that superstitious ROT!

0:57:19 > 0:57:25It's not superstition zat worries me, Herr Doktor, it's genes and CHROMOSOMES.

0:57:26 > 0:57:27Rubbish!

0:57:27 > 0:57:31So you might say, but zis is TRANSYLVANIA...

0:57:34 > 0:57:37..Und you are...A FRANKENSTEIN!

0:57:40 > 0:57:46- You seem upset by zis discussion? - Not in the least...

0:57:46 > 0:57:48MIA-OOOOW! >

0:57:48 > 0:57:51I find it extremely amusing... that's all.

0:57:51 > 0:57:52CRASHING >

0:57:52 > 0:57:57Well, this was fun, and now, if you don't mind, I'm a little tired.

0:57:57 > 0:57:59Hah!

0:57:59 > 0:58:02May I give ze villagers your complete assurance,

0:58:02 > 0:58:08zat you have NO interest WHATSOEVER in carrying on your grandfather's vork?

0:58:08 > 0:58:10Mmmmmm!

0:58:10 > 0:58:14- May I take zat for a yes? - Mmmmmm.

0:58:14 > 0:58:16Very well.

0:58:16 > 0:58:20- You can find your way out? - Of course.

0:58:20 > 0:58:23Until ve meet again...

0:58:23 > 0:58:25Herr Baron.

0:58:25 > 0:58:29Drop by any time, we're always open.

0:59:08 > 0:59:10Oh, Victor!

0:59:10 > 0:59:15Victor, ve have done it!

0:59:18 > 0:59:21I'm going to set you free.

0:59:21 > 0:59:24Would you like zat, my susser kopt?

0:59:24 > 0:59:26Mmmm!

0:59:33 > 0:59:39They wanted to hurt you, but I'm going to help you.

0:59:41 > 0:59:43Thank heavens that's over.

0:59:43 > 0:59:47- Frau Blucher! - < TERRIFIED NEIGHS

0:59:47 > 0:59:48STOP! >

0:59:48 > 0:59:52- Come NO closer! - What are you doing? - Setting him FREE!

0:59:52 > 0:59:56NO! No, you mustn't!

0:59:56 > 0:59:58Are you insane?

0:59:58 > 1:00:04- He'll kill you! - No, he won't, he is as gentle as a lamb.

1:00:04 > 1:00:08- Mmmm-MMMMMMM! - Argh!- Stand back!

1:00:08 > 1:00:10Stand back! He has a rotten brain!

1:00:10 > 1:00:14- It's NOT rotten, it's a GOOD brain! - It's rotten! Rotten!

1:00:14 > 1:00:16Mmmmm!

1:00:16 > 1:00:18IXNAY on the OTTEN-RAY!

1:00:20 > 1:00:23I'm NOT afraid. I KNOW what he likes!

1:00:23 > 1:00:28- Mmmmmmmm.... - SHE PLAYS WISTFUL MELODY

1:00:38 > 1:00:40That music...?

1:00:40 > 1:00:46YES! It's in your blood - in the blood of ALL Frankensteins! >

1:00:46 > 1:00:50It reaches ze soul, when words are useless.

1:00:50 > 1:00:53Your grandfather played it to his creature.

1:00:53 > 1:00:56- Then it was YOU all the time?- YES!

1:00:56 > 1:00:59- YOU played in the night!- YES!

1:00:59 > 1:01:02- To get us into the lab.- YE-ES!

1:01:02 > 1:01:05- It was YOUR cigar?- YE-E-SSS!

1:01:05 > 1:01:10- And YOU left my grandfather's book open for me to find!- YE-E-E-SSSS!

1:01:10 > 1:01:12- So I would...- YES!

1:01:12 > 1:01:15- Then you and Victor were....? - YE-E-E-E-SSSSSS!

1:01:15 > 1:01:18YE-E-E-E-E-ESSSSSSS! SAY IT!

1:01:18 > 1:01:21HE VAS MY BOYFRIEND!

1:01:21 > 1:01:24CREATURE SCREAMS

1:01:24 > 1:01:27Mmm! Mmm! Mmmmm!

1:01:27 > 1:01:30Mmmmm! Mmmmm!

1:01:32 > 1:01:34You'll never catch him now!

1:01:34 > 1:01:36He's FRE-E-E-E!

1:01:36 > 1:01:39DO-OOO YOU-OOO HEAR? FRE-E-E-EE!

1:01:39 > 1:01:42CREATURE ROARS

1:01:53 > 1:01:58GONE! GONE! We've got to find him! Do you understand?!

1:01:58 > 1:02:02We've got to find him before he kills someone!

1:02:02 > 1:02:04What have I done?!

1:02:04 > 1:02:07Oh, God in heaven!

1:02:07 > 1:02:10WHAT HAVE I DONE?!

1:02:16 > 1:02:19# Oh, I love my pretty little flowers

1:02:19 > 1:02:23# Oh, I love my pretty little flowers

1:02:23 > 1:02:27- # Oh, I love my flowers... # - Mmmmm!

1:02:27 > 1:02:29Mmmmm?

1:02:31 > 1:02:34Ze monster is loose!

1:02:34 > 1:02:37Ze boards must be tight.

1:02:43 > 1:02:49Thank God you put Helga to bed. With monster rumours I don't take chances. I remember ze last time.

1:02:49 > 1:02:54I told you I was turning ze roastbraten. Don't you remember?

1:02:54 > 1:02:56I asked YOU to put Helga to be..!

1:03:02 > 1:03:05Now blow a kiss and say bye-bye.

1:03:05 > 1:03:07Mmmmm.

1:03:08 > 1:03:10Mmmm-Mmmm.

1:03:12 > 1:03:15Oh, dear, nothing left.

1:03:15 > 1:03:18What shall we throw in now?

1:03:22 > 1:03:24Maybe she was in ze bathroom?

1:03:24 > 1:03:28I didn't look upstairs, I thought you did!

1:03:28 > 1:03:32You didn't look upstairs?!

1:03:33 > 1:03:36Sit down.

1:03:36 > 1:03:38Sit down!

1:03:46 > 1:03:48Ahh!

1:03:55 > 1:03:59VIOLIN MELODY PLAYS ON A GRAMOPHONE

1:04:23 > 1:04:26A visitor is all I ask.

1:04:26 > 1:04:31A temporary companion to help me pass a few hours of my lonely life.

1:04:32 > 1:04:33Mmmmm!

1:04:34 > 1:04:36Thank you, Lord.

1:04:36 > 1:04:38Thank you!

1:04:46 > 1:04:50- Mmmmmm? - Don't speak. Don't say a word.

1:04:50 > 1:04:54Oh, my joy, and my prize from Heaven!

1:04:54 > 1:04:58You must have been the tallest in your class.

1:04:58 > 1:05:01My name is Harold. I live alone.

1:05:01 > 1:05:06- What is your name?- Mmmmm! - I didn't get that.- Mmmmmmmm!

1:05:06 > 1:05:08Ohhhhh! Forgive me,

1:05:08 > 1:05:12I didn't realise you're a mute.

1:05:13 > 1:05:19You see how Heaven plans! Me, a poor blind man. And you, you a mute.

1:05:20 > 1:05:23An incredibly big mute.

1:05:23 > 1:05:25Your hand's frozen.

1:05:25 > 1:05:29- How does a nice bowl of soup sound to you?- Mmmmmmm!

1:05:39 > 1:05:46I...I know what it means to be cold and hungry and how much it means to receive kindness from a stranger.

1:05:46 > 1:05:50- Are you ready for your soup? - MMMMMMM!

1:05:50 > 1:05:53Hold out your bowl, then.

1:05:54 > 1:05:59- Come, my friend...- Mmm.- You don't know what this means to me...- Mmmmm!

1:05:59 > 1:06:03How long I've waited for the pleasure of another human being.

1:06:03 > 1:06:06- Sometimes...- MMMM!

1:06:06 > 1:06:08Mmmmm! Mmm...Mmmm!

1:06:08 > 1:06:11We forget the simple pleasures...

1:06:11 > 1:06:13MMMMM!

1:06:13 > 1:06:17...That are the basis for happiness. Yes! Yes! Yes!

1:06:17 > 1:06:20A little wine with your soup, huh?

1:06:20 > 1:06:22Mmmmmmmmmmm!

1:06:23 > 1:06:25Mmmmmmmmmmmm!

1:06:25 > 1:06:28Mmmmmmmmm!

1:06:31 > 1:06:35- Mmmm! Mummm! Mummmmmm! - Enough, yes?

1:06:35 > 1:06:37Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!

1:06:39 > 1:06:40Wait!

1:06:41 > 1:06:44A toast....a toast...

1:06:44 > 1:06:47to long friendship!

1:06:53 > 1:06:56- How hungry you must have been! - Mmmmm...

1:06:56 > 1:07:01Now I have a little surprise. I've saved it for a special occasion.

1:07:05 > 1:07:07Cigars!

1:07:13 > 1:07:15MMMM!

1:07:15 > 1:07:17MMMMMMM! Mmm!

1:07:17 > 1:07:21Fire is good. Yes, fire is good.

1:07:21 > 1:07:26Fire is our friend. Yes, fire is good.

1:07:34 > 1:07:36You see, you see?

1:07:36 > 1:07:38Do you have your cigar?

1:07:38 > 1:07:41Let me see...let me see.

1:07:43 > 1:07:46Now... Now... Hold it right there.

1:07:46 > 1:07:50Now, don't inhale until the tip glows.

1:07:56 > 1:07:58WAAA!

1:07:58 > 1:08:01CREATURE ROARS

1:08:08 > 1:08:09Wait!

1:08:12 > 1:08:13Wait!

1:08:13 > 1:08:16Where are you going?

1:08:16 > 1:08:19I was going to make espresso.

1:08:24 > 1:08:27Mmmm!

1:08:30 > 1:08:32WISTFUL VIOLIN MUSIC PLAYS

1:09:01 > 1:09:02NOW!

1:09:04 > 1:09:06Mmmmm! Mmmm!

1:09:06 > 1:09:09The sedative! The sedative!

1:09:20 > 1:09:23CREATURE GURGLES

1:09:25 > 1:09:27He's out!

1:09:28 > 1:09:31I...know.

1:09:38 > 1:09:40I'm going in.

1:09:41 > 1:09:43Bring me that candle!

1:09:43 > 1:09:45- No... - YES-S!

1:09:49 > 1:09:55Love is the only thing that can save this poor creature.

1:09:55 > 1:09:59And I am going to CONVINCE him that he is loved

1:09:59 > 1:10:04even at the cost of my own life!

1:10:04 > 1:10:09No matter what you hear in there, no matter how cruelly I beg you...

1:10:09 > 1:10:12no matter how terribly I may scream,

1:10:12 > 1:10:17DO...NOT...OPEN...THIS...DOOR, or you'll undo all I've worked for.

1:10:17 > 1:10:22Do you understand? DO...NOT...OPEN...THIS...DOOR!

1:10:22 > 1:10:24Yes, Doktor.

1:10:25 > 1:10:28Nice working with you.

1:10:51 > 1:10:53Mmmm.

1:10:54 > 1:10:56MMMM!

1:10:56 > 1:10:58Mmmmmmm!

1:10:58 > 1:11:01Let me out! Let me OUT! Get me the hell out of here!

1:11:01 > 1:11:06WHAT'S the matter with you? I was JOKING!

1:11:06 > 1:11:08Don't you know a joke when you hear one?!

1:11:10 > 1:11:13Jesus Christ, get me out of here!

1:11:16 > 1:11:20Open the door, or I'll kick your rotten heads in!

1:11:20 > 1:11:23- MUMMY! - NEIN!

1:11:23 > 1:11:25MMMMMMM!

1:11:35 > 1:11:36Hello, handsome!

1:11:40 > 1:11:42You're a good-looking fellow!

1:11:42 > 1:11:48People laugh at you, people hate you, but why?

1:11:48 > 1:11:51BECAUSE...THEY...ARE...JEALOUS!

1:11:51 > 1:11:53MMMMmmmm?!

1:11:53 > 1:11:56Look at that boyish face...

1:11:57 > 1:11:59Look at that sweet smile.

1:12:01 > 1:12:04Do you want to talk about physical strength?

1:12:04 > 1:12:08Do you want to talk about sheer muscle?

1:12:08 > 1:12:11DO YOU want to talk about the Olympian ideal?

1:12:11 > 1:12:14YOU...ARE...A...GOD!

1:12:14 > 1:12:17And listen to me...

1:12:17 > 1:12:21you are NOT evil.

1:12:21 > 1:12:26You...are...good!

1:12:27 > 1:12:30HE WHIMPERS

1:12:31 > 1:12:36- CREATURE SOBS - Oh... oh... This is a nice boy.

1:12:36 > 1:12:39This is a good boy -

1:12:39 > 1:12:43this is a mother's angel.

1:12:43 > 1:12:46And I want the world to know...

1:12:46 > 1:12:50once and for all, and without any shame,

1:12:50 > 1:12:55that we LOVE HIM!

1:12:55 > 1:12:57CREATURE WHIMPERS

1:12:58 > 1:13:05I'm going to show you how to walk, how to speak, how to move, how to think!

1:13:05 > 1:13:08Together...you and I...

1:13:08 > 1:13:16are going... to make...the greatest contribution to science...

1:13:16 > 1:13:20since the creation of FIRE!

1:13:20 > 1:13:23Dr FRONKONSTEEN, are you all right?

1:13:23 > 1:13:27MY NAME IS...

1:13:27 > 1:13:29FRANK-EN-STEIN!

1:14:20 > 1:14:24Distinguished colleagues, ladies and gentlemen!

1:14:24 > 1:14:30It is my great privilege to introduce to you, a man whose family name

1:14:30 > 1:14:32was once both FAMOUS...

1:14:32 > 1:14:35and INFAMOUS!

1:14:35 > 1:14:41And now, may I present to you, Doktor Baron Friedrich Von Frankenstein!

1:14:41 > 1:14:45ONLY THE PRESENTER APPLAUDS

1:14:49 > 1:14:53- My fellow scientists... - AUDIENCE HISS

1:14:53 > 1:14:59..And neurosurgeons, ladies and gentlemen.

1:14:59 > 1:15:06A few weeks ago, coming from a background as conservative and traditionally scientific as you,

1:15:06 > 1:15:09I began an experiment in -

1:15:09 > 1:15:12incredulous as it may sound -

1:15:12 > 1:15:15the reanimation of dead tissue.

1:15:18 > 1:15:21What I have to offer you might possibly be...

1:15:21 > 1:15:25the gateway to immortality.

1:15:30 > 1:15:37Ladies and gentlemen, may I present for your intellectual and philosophical pleasure,

1:15:37 > 1:15:39the Creature.

1:15:41 > 1:15:43SCREAMS

1:15:44 > 1:15:51Remain in your seats, I beg you. We are scientists, not children.

1:15:51 > 1:15:54There is nothing to fear.

1:15:58 > 1:16:05First, may I offer a neurological demonstration of the primary cerebellar functions -

1:16:05 > 1:16:10balance and co-ordination.

1:16:11 > 1:16:15Walk heel to toe.

1:16:28 > 1:16:29Backwards!

1:16:44 > 1:16:50Up until now you've seen the creature perform the simple mechanics of motor activity.

1:16:50 > 1:16:56But for what you are about to see now we must enter, quietly, into the realm of genius.

1:17:00 > 1:17:04Ladies and gentlemen, mesdames and messieurs,

1:17:04 > 1:17:06damen und herren!

1:17:06 > 1:17:10From what was once an inarticulate mass of lifeless tissue,

1:17:10 > 1:17:17may I now present a cultured, sophisticated, man-about-town!

1:17:21 > 1:17:23Hit it!

1:17:25 > 1:17:29- MUSIC: "Puttin' On The Ritz" - # If you're blue and you don't know where to go to,

1:17:29 > 1:17:32# Why don't you go where fashion sits?

1:17:32 > 1:17:36# Puttin' on the RITZZZZZZZ!

1:17:36 > 1:17:41# Different types who wear a day-coat, pants with stripes or cut-a-way coat,

1:17:41 > 1:17:43# Perfect fits...

1:17:43 > 1:17:46# PuttiNNNNNNNNNG On the RITZZZZ!

1:17:46 > 1:17:50# Dressed up like a million-dollar trouper!

1:17:50 > 1:17:54# Tryin' mighty hard to look like Gary Cooper...

1:17:54 > 1:17:57# SUPER-RRRRRRR DUPER-RRRRR!

1:17:57 > 1:18:03# Come let's mix where Rockefellers walk with sticks or umbrellas in their midst

1:18:03 > 1:18:05# PuttING-G ON THE RITZZZZZ! #

1:18:56 > 1:18:58CREATURE SCREAMS

1:19:01 > 1:19:05It's nothing...NOTHING, I tell you.

1:19:05 > 1:19:075...6...7...8!

1:19:10 > 1:19:14Come on! Do you want me to look a fool?

1:19:14 > 1:19:16AUDIENCE BOO AND HISS

1:19:20 > 1:19:23I beg you, don't humiliate him!

1:19:25 > 1:19:27CREATURE ROARS

1:19:27 > 1:19:32I will not let you destroy my work! I command you to come back!

1:19:32 > 1:19:35MMMMMM!

1:20:08 > 1:20:10THEY JEER

1:20:23 > 1:20:26Chained...

1:20:26 > 1:20:28Chained like a beast in a cage.

1:20:28 > 1:20:31Oh, Doktor, I feel so terrible.

1:20:31 > 1:20:38There's only one answer. If I could equalise the imbalance in his cerebro-spinal fluid,

1:20:38 > 1:20:42he'd be as right as rain!

1:20:42 > 1:20:44But how? HOW?

1:20:44 > 1:20:46Before it's too late.

1:20:46 > 1:20:48Oh, Frederick!

1:20:48 > 1:20:54If ONLY I could relieve this torture you're going through.

1:20:54 > 1:20:58- If there was a way...- Arrrr...Arr. - I could help you.- Arrr Arrrr!

1:20:58 > 1:21:05- If there was some way...- Arrr...arr. - I could relieve the tension...- Arr, Arrrrr.- If I could give you peace!

1:21:12 > 1:21:15Doktor, I have...

1:21:15 > 1:21:16Doktor?

1:21:17 > 1:21:20What is it?

1:21:22 > 1:21:25Doktor, where are you?

1:21:38 > 1:21:42A cable came while you were gone.

1:21:42 > 1:21:48I thought I told you never to interrupt me while I'm WORKING!

1:21:48 > 1:21:52I thought this vas an emergency.

1:21:52 > 1:21:57- Your fiancee will be arriving ANY second!- WHAT?!

1:21:57 > 1:21:59Elizabeth here?! Tonight?!

1:21:59 > 1:22:03I go to prepare her room - at once.

1:22:03 > 1:22:07I suggest you put on a tie!

1:22:24 > 1:22:26Darling!

1:22:26 > 1:22:29Darling!

1:22:29 > 1:22:33- Surprised?- Surprised. - Love me?- Love you.

1:22:33 > 1:22:34Well...

1:22:36 > 1:22:39- Let's turn in.- DARLING?!

1:22:39 > 1:22:43I'm sure you're feeling tired. I'll pay the driver.

1:22:43 > 1:22:44Darling!

1:22:44 > 1:22:46What?!

1:22:47 > 1:22:50- Surprised? - Why...yes.

1:22:50 > 1:22:52- Love me?- Well...er...

1:22:52 > 1:22:56- Well... Let's turn in.- Oh!- Darling?

1:22:56 > 1:22:59- Say nothing. Act casual. - Ready?

1:22:59 > 1:23:02I...I...I think...yes.

1:23:02 > 1:23:05I AM a bit tired, after all!

1:23:06 > 1:23:09My assistants, Inga and Aye-gor.

1:23:09 > 1:23:12How do you do?

1:23:12 > 1:23:14How do YOU do?

1:23:14 > 1:23:18- My financier, Elizabeth. - I'm so happy to meet you.

1:23:18 > 1:23:24- My fiancee.- Darling, what is it EXACTLY that you DO do?

1:23:26 > 1:23:30Well, I...er assist Dr Fronkonsteen in the lab.

1:23:30 > 1:23:37- We have intellectual discussions. We were just having one...- May I?

1:23:37 > 1:23:39Wait a minute, wait a minute.

1:23:39 > 1:23:45- Aye-gor, would you give me a hand with the bags?- You take the blonde, I'll take the one in the turban.

1:23:45 > 1:23:47- Oh... - GRRRRRRRR!

1:23:47 > 1:23:49Grrrrrrrl! Grrrrrrrrrrr!

1:23:49 > 1:23:54- Woof! Woof!- Stop that. I meant the luggage.- Yes, master.

1:23:54 > 1:23:58Ladies, this way.

1:23:58 > 1:24:03- It'll be a long night. If you need help with the girls...- GET IN!

1:24:06 > 1:24:08- MmMMMMMMmm! - < Ha-ha-ha-haaaa!

1:24:08 > 1:24:11< Settle down now.

1:24:11 > 1:24:15We're gonna be PALS!

1:24:16 > 1:24:20- RIGHT? - Mmmmmmm!

1:24:20 > 1:24:22Nice and cosy.

1:24:22 > 1:24:26Just like old friends.

1:24:33 > 1:24:35- MMMMMM!- What's the matter?

1:24:35 > 1:24:38- MMMMM!- Are you afraid of fire?

1:24:38 > 1:24:42- It can't hurt you. SEE? - MMMMMM!- Ha-ha!

1:24:42 > 1:24:47Some monster you are. My mother vas right.

1:24:47 > 1:24:50Little boys aren't supposed to play with fire.

1:24:50 > 1:24:54- MMMMMMMM!- Should they?- MMMMMM! - Cos they might get hurt!

1:25:19 > 1:25:21HALT!

1:25:21 > 1:25:23(Up!)

1:25:23 > 1:25:27A riot is-s an ugly zing!

1:25:27 > 1:25:32But I zink it is time zat ve had one!

1:25:34 > 1:25:36KILL THE MONSTER!

1:25:36 > 1:25:39As heaven is my witness... (UP...)

1:25:39 > 1:25:44He vill curse ze day he vas born

1:25:44 > 1:25:46A FRANKENSTEIN!

1:25:46 > 1:25:48ALL: WHAT?

1:25:48 > 1:25:53I said he vill curse ze day he vas born a Frankenstein.

1:25:53 > 1:25:56ALL: YAY!

1:25:56 > 1:25:59BURN HIM! BURN HIM! BURN HIM!

1:26:09 > 1:26:13Loose...he's broken LOOSE.

1:26:13 > 1:26:19- You know what that means? - Darling, you mustn't worry.

1:26:20 > 1:26:24- I suppose you're right. - Of course I am.

1:26:24 > 1:26:29- Come along like a good boy. - What would I do without you?

1:26:29 > 1:26:34Is your room just down the hall in case I get the frights tonight?

1:26:34 > 1:26:38Yes...but tonight... under the circumstances...

1:26:38 > 1:26:40I might...stay here with you.

1:26:40 > 1:26:43Would YOU want me LIKE THIS...NOW?

1:26:43 > 1:26:48So soon before our wedding? So near that we can almost touch it?

1:26:50 > 1:26:53YES! I DO!

1:26:53 > 1:26:55Or...

1:26:55 > 1:27:00Just wait a little while longer when I can give myself to you without hesitation.

1:27:00 > 1:27:05When I can be totally, unashamedly, and legally yours.

1:27:08 > 1:27:13- It's a tough choice. - You're a tough guy.

1:27:15 > 1:27:20- I suppose you're right. - Of course I am. I always am!

1:27:20 > 1:27:23Now give me a kiss and say good night.

1:27:26 > 1:27:28No tongues!

1:27:34 > 1:27:37- Good night, darling.- Hmmm.

1:27:37 > 1:27:40- Good night, sweetheart.- Hmmm.

1:27:40 > 1:27:43- I love you.- I love you, too.

1:27:43 > 1:27:46- You love me?- Hummmm hmmm! - I love you, honey.

1:27:46 > 1:27:51- Sweet dreams, darling.- Hummm hmmm! - Don't let the bugs bite.

1:27:54 > 1:27:56Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm!

1:27:56 > 1:27:58Mmmm!

1:27:58 > 1:28:03# He loosed the fateful lightning of his terrible swift sword

1:28:03 > 1:28:09# His truth is marching on! Daaa daaa-la-da-da!

1:28:09 > 1:28:13# Glo-ry, glo-ry, hall-e-lujah

1:28:13 > 1:28:19# Glo-ry, glo-ry, hall-e-lujah. #

1:28:19 > 1:28:21SHE SCREAMS

1:28:28 > 1:28:31DOG BARKS

1:28:36 > 1:28:38Mmmmmmmmmm!

1:29:05 > 1:29:07Where am I?

1:29:09 > 1:29:12W...W...Who are you?

1:29:12 > 1:29:14What d-d-do you want?

1:29:14 > 1:29:15MMMMmmmmmmmmm(!)

1:29:15 > 1:29:17Calm down!

1:29:17 > 1:29:20I'm not afraid of you.

1:29:20 > 1:29:24Let me go. My father is very rich. You can have the world.

1:29:24 > 1:29:30Listen! I HAVE to be back by 11.30. I'm expecting an important call.

1:29:30 > 1:29:33- Mmmmmmm!- SPEAK! Why don't you SPEAK?

1:29:33 > 1:29:36Oh...oh!

1:29:36 > 1:29:38You CAN'T be serious?

1:29:38 > 1:29:40Mmmmmmm!

1:29:40 > 1:29:42I'm a...I'm...

1:29:42 > 1:29:44OH, MY GOD!

1:29:44 > 1:29:46WOOF!

1:29:46 > 1:29:48Mmmmmmm!

1:29:49 > 1:29:53I...I...I'm engaged, but I...I didn't. It was never..!

1:29:53 > 1:29:54OH!

1:29:54 > 1:29:55ARRR!

1:29:55 > 1:29:58OOOOOH! OOOOHHHHHH! ARRRRRR!

1:29:58 > 1:30:05# Oooohhh sw-e-e-e-t mystery of life At last I've fou-n-n-nd you-oooo

1:30:05 > 1:30:12# Oooooooh at la-s-st I know the secret of it all! #

1:30:18 > 1:30:20Shh!

1:30:41 > 1:30:45- A penny for your thoughts. - Mmmmmmmmmm!

1:30:45 > 1:30:48You're incorrigible, aren't you?

1:30:48 > 1:30:51Mmmm, you little zipper-neck!

1:30:51 > 1:30:53MMmmmm!

1:30:53 > 1:30:56All right...

1:30:56 > 1:30:59Seven has always been my...lucky number.

1:30:59 > 1:31:04- Come over here, you HOT monster! - Mmmmmmmmm!

1:31:04 > 1:31:06WISTFUL MELODY PLAYS >

1:31:06 > 1:31:09- What is it?- Mmmmm.- What's wrong?

1:31:09 > 1:31:11- Mmmmmm.- Is it that music?- Mmmmmm!

1:31:11 > 1:31:16Probably from a nearby cottage, nothing to worry about.

1:31:16 > 1:31:18Where are you going?

1:31:18 > 1:31:24You men are all alike! Seven or eight quick ones and you're off with the boys to BOAST and BRAG!

1:31:24 > 1:31:27You'd better keep your mouth shut!

1:31:27 > 1:31:30Oh, I think I love him.

1:31:35 > 1:31:38WISTFUL VIOLIN MUSIC PLAYS

1:32:12 > 1:32:18FOOTSTEPS > Oh, look, he's coming back!

1:32:18 > 1:32:23Keep playing! It's the music that's bringing him back!

1:32:23 > 1:32:26Mmmmmm...Mmmmmmm....

1:32:41 > 1:32:45COME ON! Come on! You can do it!

1:32:51 > 1:32:53COME ON! YOU CAN DO IT!

1:32:55 > 1:32:56Mmmmmmm...?

1:32:56 > 1:32:59Mmmmm.... MMMMMmmm!

1:32:59 > 1:33:01Don't touch him!

1:33:01 > 1:33:04- He wants to do it by himself. - Arrh....mmmm...arh!

1:33:04 > 1:33:07YOU...CAN...DO...IT!

1:33:07 > 1:33:10PLEASE...my creation.

1:33:19 > 1:33:22Quick, catch him!

1:33:25 > 1:33:29Have the preparations been made for the transference?

1:33:29 > 1:33:33- Yes, Doktor. - Are you sure you want to do it?

1:33:33 > 1:33:36It's the only thing that can save him.

1:33:36 > 1:33:40You realise you're risking BOTH your lives?

1:33:41 > 1:33:43Ye-es.

1:33:55 > 1:33:57SWITCH IT ON!

1:34:17 > 1:34:21- How do we know when they're done? - The doctor said 15 minutes.

1:34:21 > 1:34:25NOT ONE second MORE or LESS!

1:34:28 > 1:34:30ALL: KILL HIM!

1:34:34 > 1:34:38- How long now? - Two more minutes.

1:34:38 > 1:34:41EINS...ZWEI...

1:34:41 > 1:34:43DREI... CHARGE!

1:34:43 > 1:34:47EINS...ZWEI...DREI... CHARGE!

1:34:47 > 1:34:50EINS....ZWEI...DREI... CHARGE!

1:34:58 > 1:35:01- What's that noise? - I don't know.- What time is it?

1:35:01 > 1:35:03Almost time!

1:35:07 > 1:35:09The villagers!

1:35:13 > 1:35:17No! NO! Just another seven seconds!

1:35:23 > 1:35:25NO! NO!! NOOOOOOOO!

1:35:25 > 1:35:28Put that man down!

1:35:28 > 1:35:30The monster? It is!

1:35:30 > 1:35:33I said, put that man down!

1:35:42 > 1:35:47Who do you zink you are, zat you order zese people about?

1:35:47 > 1:35:50I am THE MONSTER!

1:35:51 > 1:35:54I...I...I see you are ze Monster.

1:35:54 > 1:35:58As long as I can remember, people have hated me.

1:35:59 > 1:36:05They look at my face and my body, and they run away in horror.

1:36:05 > 1:36:11In my loneliness, I decided that if I could not inspire love, which was my deepest hope,

1:36:11 > 1:36:13I would instead cause FEAR!

1:36:13 > 1:36:15ALL GASP

1:36:15 > 1:36:17I live...

1:36:17 > 1:36:24because this poor, half-crazed genius has given me life.

1:36:24 > 1:36:29He alone held an image of me as something beautiful.

1:36:29 > 1:36:35And then, when it would have been easy enough to stay out of danger,

1:36:35 > 1:36:38he used his body as a guinea-pig...

1:36:38 > 1:36:41to give me a calmer brain...

1:36:41 > 1:36:48and a...more...sophisticated way of expressing myself.

1:36:49 > 1:36:53Zis is, of course, a different situation.

1:36:53 > 1:37:01As ze leader of zis community, may I be ze first to offer you my hand in friendship?

1:37:07 > 1:37:10- Thank you. - You are entirely welcome.

1:37:10 > 1:37:16And now let us go to my house for a little sponge cake and wine.

1:37:16 > 1:37:18Oh, shit!

1:37:20 > 1:37:23To the lumber-yard!

1:37:38 > 1:37:40FREDDY HUMS THE WEDDING MARCH

1:37:40 > 1:37:42# De dum dum

1:37:42 > 1:37:45# De dal da dum dum. #

1:37:45 > 1:37:48Hello...Mrs Frankenstein.

1:37:48 > 1:37:52MRS FRANKENSTEIN! What a beautiful name!

1:37:52 > 1:37:56- Oh, darling!- Hold on to your hat!

1:37:56 > 1:37:57What?

1:37:57 > 1:38:01I'll be right back!

1:38:04 > 1:38:05Wow, wow, wow...

1:38:05 > 1:38:07wow, wow, wow, wow, WOW!

1:38:09 > 1:38:11# De dum de dum

1:38:11 > 1:38:13# De dum de...

1:38:14 > 1:38:18I'm holding onto it, darling.

1:38:18 > 1:38:21< Just a few more seconds!

1:38:29 > 1:38:33SHE HUMS THE WISTFUL MELODY # La lee la la la

1:38:33 > 1:38:35# La de daa laa!

1:38:35 > 1:38:40# La laaa dee laa!

1:38:40 > 1:38:46# Las de da da dee

1:38:46 > 1:38:52# La dee laa dee... #

1:38:52 > 1:38:54ELIZABETH HUMS

1:38:57 > 1:39:00# Laaaa laaa daaa dum... # Honey!

1:39:00 > 1:39:05I hope you didn't find Daddy's party TOO boring. He did it JUST for you.

1:39:05 > 1:39:07- Tell me you liked it.- Mmm-mmm.

1:39:07 > 1:39:12Honey, did you see? I put a hamper in the bathroom for shirts,

1:39:12 > 1:39:16and one for socks and poo-poo undies.

1:39:16 > 1:39:18Here I come!

1:39:27 > 1:39:30# Doo doo doo-oop dooo do!

1:39:30 > 1:39:32# Der dooo doo der doooo!

1:39:32 > 1:39:35# Tcha!

1:39:35 > 1:39:37Mmmm...!

1:39:37 > 1:39:41Mmmmmmmmm...!

1:39:41 > 1:39:45Mmmmmmmmmm!

1:39:45 > 1:39:47Mmmmmmm! Ze feeling is mutual.

1:39:49 > 1:39:56You know, it's a puzzle. There's something I've always wanted to ask you about that operation.

1:39:56 > 1:40:02In ze transference part, ze monster got part of your wonderful brain,

1:40:02 > 1:40:04but what did you get from him?

1:40:07 > 1:40:13Mmmmmmmmmm...!

1:40:13 > 1:40:16Oh, NO! OH! I DON'T believe it...OH!

1:40:16 > 1:40:18Ahh! OH! OH! OOH!

1:40:18 > 1:40:25# Oh, swee-e-e-t mystery of life At las-s-st I've fo-o-und you-oo! #