Adam and Paul

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0:00:10 > 0:00:16This programme contains very strong language.

0:01:32 > 0:01:35DISTANT HORN BLOWS

0:01:48 > 0:01:50Oh, for fuck's sake!

0:01:50 > 0:01:53What's wrong with you?

0:01:53 > 0:01:56Some fucker's had to glue me to this thing.

0:02:05 > 0:02:08Would you wait till I get out of me sleeves?

0:02:08 > 0:02:10You go that way there.

0:02:15 > 0:02:17There's no glue on that bit!

0:02:30 > 0:02:33"Made in...Bulgaria."

0:02:36 > 0:02:39- I feel sorry for them, I do.- Who?

0:02:39 > 0:02:41The Bulgarians.

0:02:41 > 0:02:44Have nothing, they have.

0:02:51 > 0:02:53- I feel sick.- Yeah.

0:02:54 > 0:02:57- What money have you?- I don't know.

0:02:57 > 0:02:59Odds and coppers.

0:02:59 > 0:03:01Fuck...

0:03:03 > 0:03:06Where the fuck are we?

0:03:41 > 0:03:44- How the fuck did we end up out here?- I don't know.

0:03:44 > 0:03:47I haven't been out here in years.

0:03:48 > 0:03:51Fuckin' years!

0:04:03 > 0:04:06- All right, lads?- All right, yeah.

0:04:06 > 0:04:09- Yeah?- Yeah, good, yeah.

0:04:09 > 0:04:11Nothin' mad goin' on or nothin'?

0:04:11 > 0:04:14Not a fuckin' thing!

0:04:14 > 0:04:19- Look, lads...- Yeah? - What's the story about scorin' around here, do you know?

0:04:19 > 0:04:24Well, you could try Martin in Block B, Flat 63.

0:04:24 > 0:04:27- Thanks.- But he won't open the door to youse.

0:04:27 > 0:04:29- Thanks.- No problem.

0:04:29 > 0:04:34- Oh, here, youse wouldn't have a smoke, would youse?- No.

0:04:34 > 0:04:36Thanks.

0:04:41 > 0:04:45- Look, I'll do the fuckin' talkin', all right?- Yeah.

0:04:50 > 0:04:54- He might want somethin' doin' or whatever.- Right, good.

0:04:55 > 0:04:57Like what?

0:04:57 > 0:05:01I don't know. Bit of fuckin' carryin' or whatever.

0:05:01 > 0:05:06All right, yeah, a bit of carryin'. Or maybe put up some shelves or somethin'.

0:05:06 > 0:05:08- Fuckin' whatever!- Yeah, yeah.

0:05:27 > 0:05:29Hello?

0:05:33 > 0:05:35- There's nobody there.- Shut up!

0:05:35 > 0:05:40I can hear him movin' fuckin' around. I fuckin' smell it.

0:05:41 > 0:05:46- Hello! Martin... - Hey, who's that...?- Martin!

0:05:46 > 0:05:50- Hello!- Get away from the door, lads. The place is crawlin' with viggies.

0:05:50 > 0:05:56- Martin... Martin, we just want to talk to you a minute.- Jesus!

0:05:56 > 0:06:01- You've three seconds to get away from the door or I'll come out and fuckin' batter ye!- Jesus' sake!

0:06:01 > 0:06:05- I swear to God, lads, I will do fuckin' time for youse!- Oh, fuck!

0:06:05 > 0:06:09- But, Martin, what about your shelves?- What?

0:06:09 > 0:06:11Right, lads, you've asked for it!

0:06:11 > 0:06:15Come back here and you're fuckin' dead!

0:06:15 > 0:06:18Fuck off, ya fuckin'...gaybag!

0:06:18 > 0:06:21Hey, what are you doin' out there?

0:06:21 > 0:06:23Oh, fuck!

0:06:30 > 0:06:33- I'm fucked.- Yeah.

0:06:34 > 0:06:37Here, do we have a plan?

0:06:37 > 0:06:39Um...

0:06:39 > 0:06:41Into town.

0:06:41 > 0:06:43Yeah...

0:06:43 > 0:06:48- See who's around, what's goin' on, like.- Yeah.

0:06:48 > 0:06:51- Get some money.- Yeah.

0:06:51 > 0:06:53And then score.

0:06:55 > 0:06:58Super. Yeah.

0:07:11 > 0:07:15- I'm goin' to get sick.- You're grand. Put your head between your legs.

0:07:15 > 0:07:19I'm goin' to have to get off. I'm goin' to vomit.

0:07:19 > 0:07:21You're grand. Hold it.

0:07:25 > 0:07:27- Oh, good Jesus!- Is right.

0:07:27 > 0:07:31- I'm goin' to vomit. - Oh, for fuck's sake!

0:07:36 > 0:07:38I'm fuckin' freezin'.

0:07:43 > 0:07:46I don't think there's any more.

0:08:37 > 0:08:40Wait, I've somethin' in me shoe.

0:08:40 > 0:08:43Here we go. Come on!

0:08:43 > 0:08:45Wait! Fuck's sake...

0:08:45 > 0:08:48Aaagh! Agh, me fuckin' leg!

0:08:55 > 0:08:59- I'm fuckin' sweatin'! - Yeah, sick all right!

0:09:29 > 0:09:33- All right, Adam and Paul? - All right?- All right?

0:09:33 > 0:09:35All right, yeah.

0:09:35 > 0:09:37Good, yeah.

0:09:39 > 0:09:41Anythin' mad or anythin'?

0:09:41 > 0:09:44No, just in here, like.

0:09:44 > 0:09:48- Bit of the old skills training with the young fella.- Oh, right.

0:09:48 > 0:09:52- That's your young fella? - Yeah. That's Georgie Junior.

0:09:52 > 0:09:56Isn't that right, Georgie? Here, I'm talkin' to ye!

0:09:57 > 0:10:00No respect for his old fella.

0:10:01 > 0:10:03Who had that baba for you, Georgie?

0:10:03 > 0:10:08- Tina Blake. - Blakey's sister, yeah?- Yeah.

0:10:08 > 0:10:10All right.

0:10:10 > 0:10:13Where are you livin' now, Georgie?

0:10:13 > 0:10:17- Why do you want to know? - I don't. I was just askin'.

0:10:17 > 0:10:24Well, Georgie Junior lives with Tina, like. I mean, we're not together or anythin'.

0:10:24 > 0:10:27Not any more, like. Me and Tina.

0:10:27 > 0:10:29- All right. Sorry.- It's fine, but.

0:10:29 > 0:10:35I mean, no hassle, like. I get Georgie on Wednesdays and the weekends sometimes.

0:10:35 > 0:10:39I bring him down here or go to McDonald's or whatever.

0:10:39 > 0:10:41Throw her a few bob when I has it.

0:10:41 > 0:10:44- Yeah.- It's the same all over.

0:10:44 > 0:10:47- It's the way of the world, mate. - Yeah.

0:10:50 > 0:10:53So, where have youse been the last few weeks?

0:10:53 > 0:10:56- I haven't seen you since... - Since what?

0:10:56 > 0:10:58Matthew an' that.

0:10:59 > 0:11:03Just hangin' around, like, you know? Just layin' low, like.

0:11:03 > 0:11:07- So were youse at it this morning? - What?

0:11:07 > 0:11:11- They had his Month's Mind this morning.- Oh.

0:11:11 > 0:11:14- Dead a month, like. - I didn't fuckin' know that.

0:11:14 > 0:11:15Right.

0:11:17 > 0:11:21Go on, Georgie, kick the ball!

0:11:21 > 0:11:23Kick the ball.

0:11:23 > 0:11:26Go on, pass us the ball.

0:11:26 > 0:11:31- Will I kick the ball?- Would you leave the young fella alone? You're frightenin' the fuck out of him!

0:11:31 > 0:11:33Sorry.

0:11:33 > 0:11:36- Sorry.- Hey, Georgie, that's enough now!

0:11:36 > 0:11:39You have me fuckin' worn out!

0:11:39 > 0:11:43- Look, Marian and the gang are over the far side of the park.- Right.

0:11:43 > 0:11:47- Are youse coming over? - I don't know. Maybe.

0:11:47 > 0:11:50Suit yourselves.

0:11:50 > 0:11:52Come on, Georgie, for fuck's sake!

0:12:06 > 0:12:08SHE COUGHS

0:12:09 > 0:12:13I can't do it now, love. Fuck off and play for a while!

0:12:13 > 0:12:18She has me worn out, that one - always wantin' her hair plaited.

0:12:18 > 0:12:23That's cos she's probably seen it on the telly or somethin'. Britney or somethin'.

0:12:23 > 0:12:25I'm right sick of it.

0:12:27 > 0:12:29Oh, Jaysus!

0:12:29 > 0:12:31Look who it is!

0:12:31 > 0:12:35Look over behind Georgie. Fuckin' Adam and Paul!

0:12:48 > 0:12:51All right, Georgie? All right, Marian?

0:12:51 > 0:12:53All right, Marian?

0:12:53 > 0:12:56Marian... Orla.

0:12:56 > 0:12:58- Wayne.- Wayne.

0:12:58 > 0:13:01Lads. All right, Georgie?

0:13:01 > 0:13:04All right, Wayne? Orla.

0:13:04 > 0:13:07- Georgie.- Out for the day, yeah?

0:13:07 > 0:13:10Yeah, just havin' a little picnic for the kiddies.

0:13:10 > 0:13:13Throw us over another can, Orla.

0:13:13 > 0:13:15It's a lovely day, isn't it?

0:13:15 > 0:13:19Hey, Georgie Junior, were you kickin' that ball, were you?

0:13:19 > 0:13:23- He fuckin' was, weren't you? - He's shy, is he?- A bit, yeah.

0:13:23 > 0:13:29Come on, kiddo. We'll go and kick the ball. Come on, Georgie. It's too fuckin' crowded around here!

0:13:29 > 0:13:32Come on, kiddo. Come on!

0:13:32 > 0:13:35Will you have a can, Georgie?

0:13:35 > 0:13:37No, you're grand. I can't.

0:13:37 > 0:13:42Why not? Tina would go mad if she thought I was drinkin' again.

0:13:42 > 0:13:45It's only a fuckin' can! Well...

0:13:45 > 0:13:47Go on.

0:13:48 > 0:13:51All right, quick, before the young fella sees.

0:13:57 > 0:14:00Georgie! I'm fuckin' comin'!

0:14:05 > 0:14:07What happened to you?

0:14:07 > 0:14:09- Me?- Yeah.

0:14:09 > 0:14:13I got knocked down by a moped.

0:14:13 > 0:14:16- Fuck off!- Serious.- Yeah.

0:14:16 > 0:14:19- Dope!- It did hurt, it did.

0:14:19 > 0:14:23Me leg's fucked. All scraped an' all, you know.

0:14:24 > 0:14:28Orla, give them two a can before me heart breaks!

0:14:28 > 0:14:32- They don't fuckin' deserve it! - Thanks, Marian.- Thanks, Marian.

0:14:44 > 0:14:46Here you are.

0:14:50 > 0:14:53I never saw youse this morning.

0:14:54 > 0:14:55No.

0:14:55 > 0:15:00- Thanks(!)- Sorry. - He was your mate, lads.

0:15:00 > 0:15:02Sorry.

0:15:02 > 0:15:06- So did youse just not bother goin' or what?- We didn't know, Marian.

0:15:06 > 0:15:09- Sure(!)- We didn't fuckin' know!

0:15:09 > 0:15:12- That's not my fuckin' fault!- Sorry.

0:15:12 > 0:15:15Fuck youse!

0:15:25 > 0:15:27I'm fuckin' sweatin'!

0:15:27 > 0:15:29I am.

0:15:29 > 0:15:32Well, youse were missed.

0:15:32 > 0:15:34Me ma was there an' all.

0:15:34 > 0:15:38- Roarin', she was.- In bits.

0:15:38 > 0:15:41Heart is fuckin' broken over Matthew.

0:15:41 > 0:15:46She'd like to fuckin' see youse! Waste of time, if you ask me.

0:15:46 > 0:15:49Look at the fuckin' state o' youse!

0:15:49 > 0:15:52Do you remember them three, Orla, years ago?

0:15:52 > 0:15:56Do I fuck! Sure, didn't they practically live in our house?

0:15:56 > 0:16:00Fuckin' idolised them two, Matthew did. Idolised.

0:16:00 > 0:16:06- Adam, Paul and Matthew. Like the Three Musketeers, youse were.- Yeah?

0:16:06 > 0:16:08And now look at youse.

0:16:08 > 0:16:11Youse are like the two... fuckin' eejits!

0:16:11 > 0:16:13Sorry.

0:16:13 > 0:16:17He'd have been better off if he'd never set eyes on youse.

0:16:17 > 0:16:20Sorry.

0:16:23 > 0:16:25Here...

0:16:25 > 0:16:28Light up that spliff for yourselves. Relax, like.

0:16:46 > 0:16:48So...?

0:16:50 > 0:16:52So?

0:16:52 > 0:16:55- So where have youse two been? - Around.- Yeah.

0:16:55 > 0:16:58- Right.- Layin' low, like.

0:16:59 > 0:17:01Low, like.

0:17:07 > 0:17:10Was Janine there, Marian? This morning?

0:17:10 > 0:17:13She was. Not that it's any of your business.

0:17:13 > 0:17:17- Doin' very well for herself, she is now.- Yeah?

0:17:17 > 0:17:22- Yeah. Isn't she, Orla?- She is, yeah. Total straight and narrow.

0:17:22 > 0:17:24- Very healthy.- Yeah.

0:17:24 > 0:17:27- And she does keep that flat lovely an' all.- Yeah.

0:17:27 > 0:17:30- Full of lovely gear.- Yeah.

0:17:30 > 0:17:33- Where did she get all that stuff? - Wayne got it for her.

0:17:33 > 0:17:37For getting it together, like. Brings her stuff.

0:17:37 > 0:17:40- He's a good brother to her.- He is.

0:17:41 > 0:17:43- Love to see her, we would.- Yeah.

0:17:43 > 0:17:47Listen to me. Stay away from me fuckin' sister, all right?

0:17:47 > 0:17:53Keepin' herself tidy and happy and I'm fucked if I'm havin' you two drag her down again.

0:17:53 > 0:17:56- Another fuckin' Matthew? - But, Marian...

0:17:56 > 0:17:59Sorry about that.

0:17:59 > 0:18:02Tell them, Wayne. Tell them.

0:18:02 > 0:18:05What? To stay away from Janine.

0:18:05 > 0:18:08Lads...if I see youse near Janine,

0:18:08 > 0:18:11I'm not jokin' now, I'll kill youse!

0:18:11 > 0:18:13- OK?- Yeah.- Yeah.

0:18:13 > 0:18:16- Do you understand?- Yeah.- Yeah.

0:18:18 > 0:18:22So are youse two goin' down the Bunker later?

0:18:22 > 0:18:24For what?

0:18:25 > 0:18:27What?

0:18:27 > 0:18:29Fuckin' big mouth!

0:18:29 > 0:18:31What?

0:18:31 > 0:18:34- Nothin'!- What, Marian?

0:18:35 > 0:18:38We're goin' down the Bunker later, is all.

0:18:38 > 0:18:41Yeah?

0:18:41 > 0:18:45- A few drinks for Matthew. - Why the fuck are you telling them?

0:18:45 > 0:18:49- Look, they were his mates, Wayne. - Only, don't go upsettin' people.

0:18:49 > 0:18:52- For fuck's sake!- Leave it, Wayne.

0:18:53 > 0:18:55MARIAN: Come on and we get out of here.

0:18:58 > 0:19:03- Steven, Sinead, Karl, come on! - We're playing!- I don't give a fuck, love. We're leavin'!

0:19:05 > 0:19:07Maybe see youse later, lads.

0:19:07 > 0:19:09Yeah, all right.

0:19:09 > 0:19:12- Marian?- What?

0:19:12 > 0:19:16You wouldn't have a lend of a few quid, would you?

0:19:18 > 0:19:20Goodbye, lads.

0:19:39 > 0:19:41- Come on.- Where?

0:19:41 > 0:19:46- We'll see if what's-his-name is around.- Who?

0:19:46 > 0:19:49Fuckin'...what's-his-name.

0:19:49 > 0:19:51- Small fella.- What, Benny?

0:19:51 > 0:19:55- No, Benny's inside. - Oh, the poor fucker.

0:19:55 > 0:19:58Come on.

0:20:10 > 0:20:13All right, Adam and Paul?

0:20:14 > 0:20:16- All right?- All right?

0:20:18 > 0:20:21Shit day, isn't it?

0:20:21 > 0:20:25- Shit, yeah. - Are you not freezin' in that bag?

0:20:25 > 0:20:29No, it's peachy enough, this. I mean, I only have me cacks on under here.

0:20:29 > 0:20:33- Oh, right, yeah.- Me clothes are all at the bottom there.

0:20:33 > 0:20:35Oh, right, yeah.

0:20:35 > 0:20:40- So what are youse doing here, anyways?- Just hangin' around.

0:20:40 > 0:20:42- Why?- No why.

0:20:42 > 0:20:47- Has to be a why.- Yeah, well, I'm not tellin' fuckin' you!

0:20:47 > 0:20:52We were just waitin' to see if what's-his-name is around.

0:20:52 > 0:20:58- Don't tell him all our fuckin' business!- I wasn't tellin' him all our business. I was only sayin'.

0:20:58 > 0:21:02- Who's what's-his-name?- Would you ever fuckin' stop buttin' in?

0:21:02 > 0:21:06- Just tryin' to help, is all.- Well, no-one asked for your fuckin' help!

0:21:06 > 0:21:09Fine, shove it up your hole so!

0:21:09 > 0:21:12No, you shove it up YOUR hole!

0:21:12 > 0:21:16Look, I'm not hangin' around here any more. Prick!

0:21:18 > 0:21:20Is it Clank?

0:21:20 > 0:21:22- What?- Is what's-his-name Clank?

0:21:23 > 0:21:25I don't know.

0:21:25 > 0:21:28- What does he look like?- Big fella.

0:21:30 > 0:21:33- I'll keep me eyes peeled so. - Oh, thanks.

0:21:33 > 0:21:35Money, is it?

0:21:35 > 0:21:39- Well, it's just...- Bastard!

0:21:39 > 0:21:42- Who?- Clank. How much?

0:21:42 > 0:21:44- What?- How much does Clank owe you?

0:21:44 > 0:21:50- Nothin'.- A few hundred, is it?- No. - Bastard! I haven't seen him around.

0:21:50 > 0:21:53- I think he's gone to England. - Oh, right, yeah.

0:21:53 > 0:21:57- To his brother. I think he lives in Leeds.- Right.

0:21:57 > 0:22:00- Semi-professional footballer.- Yeah?

0:22:00 > 0:22:04- You haven't got a smoke on you, have you?- No.

0:22:04 > 0:22:07I was going to ask YOU.

0:22:12 > 0:22:14Little prick.

0:22:14 > 0:22:17He's gone to England.

0:22:17 > 0:22:19- Who?- Clank.

0:22:19 > 0:22:21- Who's Clank?- What's-his-name.

0:22:21 > 0:22:24- No, he's not.- What?

0:22:24 > 0:22:27What's-his-name isn't fuckin' Clank!

0:22:27 > 0:22:30- Who's what's-his-name then? - It's fuckin'...

0:22:30 > 0:22:32I don't know!

0:22:32 > 0:22:35- And who's Clank? - I have no fuckin' idea!

0:22:36 > 0:22:40- Right. So what are we going to do now then?- I don't know.

0:22:40 > 0:22:43A few cars, I suppose.

0:22:43 > 0:22:47No, look, I'm a bit sick for that, like.

0:22:47 > 0:22:49I'm dyin' sick, like.

0:23:07 > 0:23:09Go, go, go!

0:23:12 > 0:23:15- Oh, me fuckin' hand!- Fuckin' eejit!

0:23:15 > 0:23:17Come on out of the fuckin' road!

0:23:19 > 0:23:22- I think it's broken.- Show me.

0:23:23 > 0:23:26- Can you move it?- Yeah, I think so.

0:23:26 > 0:23:29- Well, it's not broken so. - I sprained it maybe.

0:23:29 > 0:23:31Yeah, maybe.

0:23:31 > 0:23:35Oh, me fuckin' hand and me fuckin' leg!

0:23:43 > 0:23:46- Would you slow down? - Would you hurry fuckin' up?

0:24:22 > 0:24:24Could I have a pot of tea, please?

0:24:24 > 0:24:27A single pot?

0:24:27 > 0:24:31- Sorry?- A single pot? A pot for one? Or do you want a large pot?

0:24:31 > 0:24:36Eh... Will you hold on a minute, please?

0:24:42 > 0:24:45Do you want tea as well? Will I get a large pot?

0:24:45 > 0:24:49Will you just get up there and keep her fuckin' busy?

0:24:51 > 0:24:55Could I have two small pots, please?

0:24:55 > 0:24:58You'd be as well off with the large pot so.

0:24:58 > 0:25:00Well, whatever you think yourself.

0:25:00 > 0:25:03It's up to you, love.

0:25:03 > 0:25:07All right, I'll have the big pot and a round of toast, please.

0:25:07 > 0:25:10One round of toast?

0:25:10 > 0:25:12I think so, yeah.

0:25:24 > 0:25:29- We're havin' loads of weather at the moment, aren't we?- What?

0:25:30 > 0:25:33That'll be 2.90, please.

0:25:34 > 0:25:35What?

0:25:35 > 0:25:39Two euros ninety for the pot of tea and the round of toast.

0:25:39 > 0:25:41Eh...

0:25:42 > 0:25:48Hey! What do you think you're doing? Leave that bag down! Hey, missus, is that your bag?

0:25:48 > 0:25:54- I just found the bag there. I wasn't doin' anythin'.- Leave the bag down or I'm callin' the guards!

0:25:54 > 0:25:58- I wasn't fuckin' doin' nothin'! - Someone call the guards now!

0:25:59 > 0:26:01Go on, get out!

0:26:01 > 0:26:04- Just get out!- Sorry.

0:26:08 > 0:26:10Adam...

0:26:37 > 0:26:43Just go in and get somethin'. Stick it in your jacket. I'll wait for you down by the river.

0:26:43 > 0:26:46All right, Adam and Paul? Still lookin' for Clank?

0:26:46 > 0:26:50- What?- I heard youse were lookin' for Clank.- Who told you that?

0:26:50 > 0:26:53I don't know. The word's out.

0:26:53 > 0:26:59- Owes you money, apparently. - I told you not to open your fuckin' mouth.- Sorry.

0:26:59 > 0:27:02- He's not in England. - Like I give a fuck!

0:27:02 > 0:27:04Fine.

0:27:04 > 0:27:06He's inside, I'd say.

0:27:06 > 0:27:08Or just out maybe.

0:27:08 > 0:27:13- What'll I get?- I don't know. A choc ice or somethin'!

0:27:13 > 0:27:16- A Yahoo maybe as well?- Yeah.

0:27:16 > 0:27:21- What flavour will I get?- I don't know. Don't be fuckin' askin' me!

0:27:21 > 0:27:26- I'll try for chocolate. - And some bars. Chomps maybe.

0:27:26 > 0:27:30- Curly Wurlys are nice. - Fuck off, you! Chomps.

0:27:30 > 0:27:36- Or Moros?- Will you just go in there and get somethin'? I'll wait for you down by the river!- All right.

0:28:01 > 0:28:04Are you all right there?

0:28:05 > 0:28:07Yeah, just lookin'.

0:28:07 > 0:28:09Anything in particular?

0:28:09 > 0:28:11What?

0:28:11 > 0:28:14Are you looking for anything in particular?

0:28:14 > 0:28:17Eh...bread.

0:28:17 > 0:28:19Bread?

0:28:19 > 0:28:23- Yeah.- Well, you're hardly going to find it staring into the fridge.

0:28:23 > 0:28:26I was just decidin'.

0:28:26 > 0:28:30Right, well, decide fast and fuck off!

0:28:30 > 0:28:32Yeah.

0:28:32 > 0:28:34Em...

0:28:36 > 0:28:38Bread over here...

0:28:51 > 0:28:54Are you going to buy that?

0:28:54 > 0:28:56Probably not.

0:28:56 > 0:28:59Take your hands off it. People have to eat them!

0:28:59 > 0:29:03- I was just seein' was it fresh, is all.- Of course, it's fuckin' fresh!

0:29:03 > 0:29:09- If you're not going to buy it, what difference does it make to you? - I was just seein'.

0:29:09 > 0:29:13- Take your hands off the bread. They're filthy!- Fuck off!

0:29:13 > 0:29:19- That's it. Come on, you're fuckin' barred.- You can't bar me for feelin' bread.- Watch me.

0:29:19 > 0:29:21Will you get off me, will ye?

0:29:21 > 0:29:25You can't throw him out. He wasn't doin' anythin'.

0:29:25 > 0:29:30Karl, fuck off, you're barred as well! Don't make me call the cops.

0:29:34 > 0:29:39- Here, if we were black, you wouldn't be throwin' us out.- Karl, fuck off!

0:29:40 > 0:29:44Here, I got the bread for you. It's all squashed an' all.

0:29:44 > 0:29:50That fucker would've been throwin' it in the bin. He might as well have let you take it. Asshole!

0:29:50 > 0:29:52Here, thanks.

0:29:52 > 0:29:56- You wouldn't have a fag, would you? - No. Sorry.

0:29:57 > 0:29:59Fuck!

0:30:05 > 0:30:09Fuckin' baguettes and milk! Fuck's sake!

0:30:09 > 0:30:11I was thrown out.

0:30:11 > 0:30:13Fuckin' typical!

0:30:16 > 0:30:18Excuse me.

0:30:18 > 0:30:19Yes?

0:30:19 > 0:30:22Is there a chance you'd move up the bench a bit?

0:30:22 > 0:30:25Why?

0:30:26 > 0:30:28I just want to sit down, like.

0:30:29 > 0:30:33EAST EUROPEAN ACCENT: Here is much of room on this side.

0:30:33 > 0:30:36Yeah, but me mate...

0:30:37 > 0:30:40But I have placed my bag on here.

0:30:40 > 0:30:45I know, yeah, but I just want to sit alongside me mate.

0:30:45 > 0:30:46Who?

0:30:46 > 0:30:51- Look, will you move up the bench, for fuck's sake?- Hey, what is this?

0:30:51 > 0:30:53I am sitting here first.

0:30:53 > 0:30:57I have my bag here. Is public property.

0:30:58 > 0:31:01Just a bit, yeah?

0:31:03 > 0:31:06Fucking hell! Jesus!

0:31:06 > 0:31:08Fuck's sake!

0:31:10 > 0:31:12Thanks.

0:31:57 > 0:31:59Just give me the fuckin' milk!

0:32:07 > 0:32:11- Hey! What is the fuck? - Sorry, I wasn't aiming at you.

0:32:11 > 0:32:16- Why you throw this milk?- It was an accident.- It was supposed to hit me.

0:32:16 > 0:32:20- Sorry.- Fuck's sake! My pants and my bag all fucking milky!

0:32:20 > 0:32:23Why are you sitting so close to us?

0:32:23 > 0:32:28I don't fucking have to ask your permission where I am sitting!

0:32:28 > 0:32:33- Quit your moanin' so! A fuckin' accident!- A fucking free country it is here. I sit where I like!

0:32:33 > 0:32:38- Too right a free country! OUR fuckin' country!- Oh, yes.

0:32:38 > 0:32:40- Yeah.- Here we go.

0:32:40 > 0:32:44Yeah, here we go, back to fuckin' Romania with you!

0:32:44 > 0:32:48Oh, yes, always fucking same. Always fucking same!

0:32:48 > 0:32:50- Yeah!- What?

0:32:50 > 0:32:53You are stupid person.

0:32:53 > 0:32:56- And you are all stupid people. - Oh, yeah? Why?

0:32:56 > 0:33:00I am not a fucking Romanian.

0:33:00 > 0:33:02- Yeah?- Always the same.

0:33:02 > 0:33:07Fucking Irish! You say, "Go home, you Romanian this and that! You fucking Romanian pig!

0:33:07 > 0:33:11"You Romanian fucking sponger!" You listen to me now.

0:33:11 > 0:33:13I am not a fucking Romanian.

0:33:13 > 0:33:17My whole life, I am never Romanian.

0:33:17 > 0:33:22My family has no Romanian peoples. I've never been in fucking Romania!

0:33:25 > 0:33:28When you Irish stop calling me Romanian?

0:33:28 > 0:33:30Do you understand what I say?

0:33:30 > 0:33:33- Yeah, fine.- Yeah, right.

0:33:36 > 0:33:40- So where are you from then? - Jesus' sake!

0:33:41 > 0:33:44I am from Bulgaria.

0:33:47 > 0:33:49So is his jacket.

0:33:49 > 0:33:53- What?- His jacket was made in Bulgaria.

0:33:53 > 0:33:55Oh, show him.

0:33:55 > 0:33:57Fuck off!

0:33:59 > 0:34:03- So have you been here long? - Two year.

0:34:04 > 0:34:07It must be a relief, like.

0:34:08 > 0:34:10Why? Why you say a relief?

0:34:10 > 0:34:13- Well, just... - Fuckin' ignore the cunt!

0:34:13 > 0:34:16It's like Bulgaria is a shithole.

0:34:17 > 0:34:20No, it is not!

0:34:21 > 0:34:24No, but in comparison, like.

0:34:24 > 0:34:27- Comparison with what?- Well, Dublin.

0:34:27 > 0:34:30HE LAUGHS You fucking Irish!

0:34:30 > 0:34:34Is it I am going fucking crazy? You listen to me now.

0:34:34 > 0:34:37Bulgaria is not a shithole.

0:34:37 > 0:34:41Beautiful. It is beautiful.

0:34:42 > 0:34:45And now Dublin, it is the shithole.

0:34:45 > 0:34:49Full of liars and fucking maniacs and fucking Romanians!

0:34:49 > 0:34:51Well, why are you here so?

0:34:52 > 0:34:54Because...

0:34:55 > 0:34:58I have to leave Sofia.

0:34:59 > 0:35:01Oh, right.

0:35:01 > 0:35:03Was she pregnant, like?

0:35:03 > 0:35:06What?

0:35:07 > 0:35:10You fucking crazy, stupid Irish!

0:35:12 > 0:35:15Why am I here?

0:35:15 > 0:35:18Did you ever ask yourself the same question?

0:35:20 > 0:35:22Why are YOU here, huh?

0:35:25 > 0:35:27Why the fuck are YOU here?

0:35:40 > 0:35:42Fuck this! Come on.

0:35:43 > 0:35:46- Where?- Just move.

0:35:50 > 0:35:52Wait.

0:36:01 > 0:36:04Excuse me. Do you have some change?

0:36:04 > 0:36:05Thanks(!)

0:36:10 > 0:36:14- Jaysus! Do you see who's over there?- Where?

0:36:14 > 0:36:16It's fuckin' Munky.

0:36:16 > 0:36:18Oh, yeah, yeah.

0:36:18 > 0:36:23- He's goin' to fuckin' kill us, man. - Why don't we go over to him?- No.

0:36:23 > 0:36:27- No, we can ask him. Come on. - Fuck's sake!

0:36:30 > 0:36:34- All right, Munky, how's it goin'? - Fuck off, Adam and Paul!- Hold on.

0:36:34 > 0:36:38- Fuck off!- We just want to talk to you.- No, fuck off!

0:36:38 > 0:36:41- Fuck off yourself!- Fuck off!

0:36:41 > 0:36:44Who the fuck do you think you are? Fuck off!

0:36:46 > 0:36:49- BUZZER GOES - Hello?

0:36:49 > 0:36:51Hello! Nialler!

0:36:54 > 0:36:57- Nialler! Nialler!- Nialler!

0:37:00 > 0:37:02Nialler, are you there?

0:37:06 > 0:37:09- RINGING TONE - It's ringing.

0:37:10 > 0:37:13- 'Hello...'- Hey, Nialler, how are you?

0:37:13 > 0:37:17'This is Nialler. I'm not here. Leave a message after the beep.' BEEP

0:37:17 > 0:37:20Fuckin' answerin' machine!

0:37:23 > 0:37:26- Get your hands off me! - Fuck off, you!

0:37:26 > 0:37:29Ya fuckin' gorilla! I'll fuckin' sue you!

0:37:29 > 0:37:33- We were fuckin' in there fuckin' spendin' money!- Fuck ye!

0:37:37 > 0:37:39Fuckin' prick.

0:37:50 > 0:37:52Here...

0:37:58 > 0:38:00What is it?

0:38:00 > 0:38:03- Is it cramps, is it? - Yeah, fuckin' cramps.

0:38:03 > 0:38:06Well, you're grand. They'll pass.

0:38:06 > 0:38:10No, they won't. I need to have a shite.

0:38:10 > 0:38:12Are you sure?

0:38:12 > 0:38:15Of course I'm sure!

0:38:15 > 0:38:18- I need to go now. - Yeah, well, go then!

0:38:18 > 0:38:20Where?

0:38:20 > 0:38:22I don't know. Behind somethin'.

0:38:24 > 0:38:26I can't have a shite behind somethin'!

0:38:26 > 0:38:29- Yeah, well, a toilet then.- Where?

0:38:29 > 0:38:33- I don't know. The electric one on the bridge.- No, I can't.

0:38:33 > 0:38:37- Why not?- Cos I'm afraid of it. - Oh, for fuck's sake!

0:38:38 > 0:38:41I'm goin' to shit myself.

0:38:41 > 0:38:44Look, will you just go down the end of the lane?

0:38:44 > 0:38:48I'm not havin' a shite down a lane! I'm not a fuckin' dog!

0:38:51 > 0:38:53- Here!- What?

0:38:53 > 0:38:57I need somethin' to wipe myself with.

0:38:57 > 0:39:00Oh, for fuck's sake!

0:39:03 > 0:39:06I'm not wipin' meself with a 'tato bag!

0:39:06 > 0:39:08For fuck's sake!

0:39:16 > 0:39:18Yeah, come on.

0:39:34 > 0:39:37- I'm in bits.- I know.

0:39:43 > 0:39:45I'm dyin' sick, like.

0:39:45 > 0:39:47I fuckin' know.

0:39:57 > 0:39:59Right...

0:40:04 > 0:40:06Come on.

0:40:32 > 0:40:36- I don't think this is such a good idea.- Ssh.

0:40:38 > 0:40:42- Yeah, Wayne, but... - Forget Wayne! Fuck Wayne.

0:40:42 > 0:40:45This is not Wayne's business.

0:41:02 > 0:41:03Hello?

0:41:03 > 0:41:05Janine?

0:41:08 > 0:41:11There's no one.

0:41:18 > 0:41:21- That telly's nice.- Big.

0:41:21 > 0:41:23- It is.- Yeah.

0:41:23 > 0:41:26- It's a good picture, isn't it? - Clear.

0:41:26 > 0:41:30It's like looking out a window, isn't it?

0:41:30 > 0:41:33It is, yeah. Except it's cartoons.

0:41:33 > 0:41:35Yeah.

0:41:37 > 0:41:39The whole place is spotless, too.

0:41:39 > 0:41:41Lovely.

0:41:43 > 0:41:45Yeah. Crazy.

0:41:45 > 0:41:47What?

0:41:47 > 0:41:52- Spending all your money on your flat.- Do you think?

0:41:52 > 0:41:53Yeah.

0:41:53 > 0:41:56Only gets robbed in the end.

0:41:56 > 0:41:59- I suppose.- Definitely.

0:42:00 > 0:42:03Sure, that telly's worth money.

0:42:03 > 0:42:05A few bob.

0:42:06 > 0:42:09- Askin'.- Askin'.

0:42:12 > 0:42:15- Bit heavy, though.- No way.

0:42:15 > 0:42:17D'you think?

0:42:17 > 0:42:19Here.

0:42:20 > 0:42:22Lift it with me.

0:42:22 > 0:42:24Come on.

0:42:27 > 0:42:32- See?- It is light enough. - Yeah, easy steal.- Easy.

0:42:33 > 0:42:37- You'd never get away with it, though.- I suppose.

0:42:38 > 0:42:44- Unless you took it straight out the front and down to Kittser. - That's be the thing. Rid of it fast.

0:42:44 > 0:42:50- Could it be carried that far, d'you think?- Don't know. Wanna try it?

0:42:52 > 0:42:54- Yeah.- Yeah, I'd say.

0:42:55 > 0:42:59- It's askin' to be robbed. - Askin'.

0:43:07 > 0:43:09A BABY CRIES

0:43:24 > 0:43:27Ah, who's the baba, baba, baba?

0:43:27 > 0:43:30Who's the baba, baba, baba?

0:43:32 > 0:43:34You're the best baba, baba.

0:43:34 > 0:43:38Aren't you? You are, aren't you?

0:43:38 > 0:43:41You are. What are you doin'?

0:43:41 > 0:43:47- Checking down the side of the cot. - For what?- They put money in cots for babies.- Who?

0:43:47 > 0:43:49Old ones. Aunties and all.

0:43:51 > 0:43:55Ha, look. The baba's smiling.

0:43:55 > 0:43:57Look.

0:43:58 > 0:44:01Who's the baba, baba, baba?

0:44:03 > 0:44:05You're the best baba, baba.

0:44:05 > 0:44:09- Give me the baba. - Who's the best baba, baba?

0:44:09 > 0:44:12Are you the baba, are you?

0:44:12 > 0:44:14You are, aren't you?

0:44:14 > 0:44:16Aren't you the baba, baba?

0:44:16 > 0:44:19Aren't you the baba, baba, baba?

0:44:19 > 0:44:24You are. Aren't you the baba? Aren't you the baba?

0:45:10 > 0:45:12How the fuck did you get in?

0:45:13 > 0:45:18The door was open. It was left open.

0:45:19 > 0:45:22- It wasn't.- It was, Janine.

0:45:22 > 0:45:26- I'd remember leaving it open. - Well, it was.

0:45:27 > 0:45:33- It's amazing you haven't had everything robbed or fuckin' broken! - Ah, no way...

0:45:33 > 0:45:36- Fuck's sake.- Fuck's sake, yourself.

0:45:48 > 0:45:52It was just the ordinary morning mass and all, 10 o'clock.

0:45:52 > 0:45:56But they read his name out at the end.

0:45:56 > 0:45:58Ah, nice.

0:45:59 > 0:46:02- His ma was fuckin' roarin'.- Yeah?

0:46:02 > 0:46:06Yeah. Hopin' to see youse there, she was.

0:46:06 > 0:46:11- Askin' and all where youse were and things.- Ah, right.

0:46:14 > 0:46:18- There's a do on tonight for him down the Bunker.- We heard.

0:46:27 > 0:46:30You're looking great, Janine.

0:46:30 > 0:46:34Yeah. Really good.

0:46:34 > 0:46:36Thanks.

0:46:37 > 0:46:40How are you feelin' and all?

0:46:41 > 0:46:43Really good.

0:46:43 > 0:46:46That's good, yeah.

0:46:46 > 0:46:51Just bored, mostly. I never get out or anythin'.

0:46:52 > 0:46:54Aye, borin', all right.

0:46:59 > 0:47:02It's good to have youse around.

0:47:02 > 0:47:05Nice, like.

0:47:08 > 0:47:10You can't stay.

0:47:10 > 0:47:13Aye...yeah.

0:47:15 > 0:47:17We know.

0:47:21 > 0:47:23BABY CRIES

0:47:23 > 0:47:29- Fuck it. I'm going to have to drop the baba round to my ma's. - Yeah, all right.

0:47:30 > 0:47:33Why don't you come down the Bunker?

0:47:34 > 0:47:41- I don't think anyone would want us there, Janine. You know, Wayne. - Fuckin' Wayne.

0:47:41 > 0:47:43Don't mind Wayne. He's grand.

0:47:43 > 0:47:47- He's been a great help to me lately, he has.- Oh, yeah?

0:47:47 > 0:47:49Yeah.

0:47:49 > 0:47:55Always bringin' stuff round for the flat and all. And a few bob for being clean.

0:47:55 > 0:47:57Still, though...

0:47:57 > 0:48:01Look, fuck them. I want you there.

0:48:02 > 0:48:04You should be there.

0:48:04 > 0:48:07BABY CRIES I'll be out in a minute.

0:48:21 > 0:48:23- Will I see youse tonight?- Yeah.

0:48:28 > 0:48:31Say day-day to your daddies. Day-day.

0:48:31 > 0:48:33BOTH: Day-day.

0:48:35 > 0:48:38See youse.

0:49:28 > 0:49:32- All right?- Waiting on my bus. - On your own, yeah?- Yeah, number 16.

0:49:32 > 0:49:35- Yeah?- Yeah.- The 16?- Yeah.

0:49:35 > 0:49:40- Well, do you wanna see something? - What?- It's down the lane there.

0:49:40 > 0:49:44- What?- Wait till you see.- What? - I can't tell you. It'd spoil it.

0:49:44 > 0:49:47Are you coming, are ye? C'mon.

0:49:55 > 0:49:58- My bus. - There's loads of 16s.

0:50:08 > 0:50:11Do you have a mobile phone?

0:50:11 > 0:50:13- I'm not allowed.- Fuck's sake.

0:50:13 > 0:50:16Here, is there anything in his bag?

0:50:16 > 0:50:21- Nothin'. Only drawings and fuckin' rubbish.- Fuck's sake.

0:50:21 > 0:50:23Right.

0:50:24 > 0:50:26- Have you any money?- No.

0:50:26 > 0:50:30- Even a few quid.- No! - Stop the crying.

0:50:30 > 0:50:34- Give us your money.- I haven't got any!- You must have fuckin' money.

0:50:34 > 0:50:37- Only my bus money.- Fuck's sake!

0:50:42 > 0:50:46- Adam, we can't leave him here. - We didn't fuckin' touch him.

0:50:46 > 0:50:49Now come on.

0:51:55 > 0:51:59What the fuck are you doing going round tellin' people about me?

0:51:59 > 0:52:02- How?- Sayin' I owe you fuckin' money!

0:52:02 > 0:52:06- I never...- Sayin' you'll fuckin' burst my head?

0:52:06 > 0:52:09- I have no idea who the fuck you are. - Scumbag!

0:52:09 > 0:52:13- Honest to fuck. - Are you windin' me up?- No!

0:52:13 > 0:52:16- I have no idea who you are.- Clank!

0:52:18 > 0:52:20- Clank?- Fuckin' Clank!

0:52:20 > 0:52:22Yeah, Clank.

0:52:22 > 0:52:25Ah, Clank, it's nice to meet you.

0:52:25 > 0:52:30Ah, Clank, me hole! Get in the fuckin' car!

0:52:30 > 0:52:32Would you come on?!

0:52:33 > 0:52:35PAUL COUGHS

0:52:35 > 0:52:38Here, Mr Cough.

0:52:38 > 0:52:42If you get sick in my car, I'll fuckin' kill you.

0:52:42 > 0:52:47- I'm grand...- I'm just tellin' you. - All right, Zippy. Head out to McCarthy's.

0:52:47 > 0:52:51I feel a bit of carnage comin' on.

0:53:06 > 0:53:09Right. Here's the deal.

0:53:09 > 0:53:15You two lads have caused me an awful lot of upset today, shouting your mouths off about me.

0:53:15 > 0:53:19I've decided to be merciful and not rip your fuckin' heads off!

0:53:19 > 0:53:25- Thanks.- But the way I see it, youse owe me, so here's the way it's gonna go down.

0:53:25 > 0:53:31- Me and Zippy here are going over to that shop to cause a bit of mayhem. D'you understand?- Yeah.

0:53:31 > 0:53:37What I want youse to do is stay here and at the first sign of trouble, you just honk the fuckin' horn.

0:53:37 > 0:53:40That's all. Think you can do that?

0:53:40 > 0:53:47- Yeah.- OK. That's good. And when it's over, we're quits. I'll even sort you out with a fix.

0:53:47 > 0:53:49- Great!- Thanks, but.

0:53:49 > 0:53:52- Right, Zippy?- Yeah.- Let's go.

0:54:15 > 0:54:17Right.

0:54:17 > 0:54:19Out, you, that side, to stand guard.

0:54:21 > 0:54:23- It's locked.- Well, unlock it!

0:54:23 > 0:54:26No, it is unlocked.

0:54:26 > 0:54:28It's...just shut.

0:54:28 > 0:54:31- Closed.- What are you on about?!

0:54:31 > 0:54:35- You know, the thing. For kids. - Show me.

0:54:36 > 0:54:39Ah! Mind me fuckin' leg!

0:54:39 > 0:54:42- Oh, fuckin' child lock! - My fuckin' leg...

0:54:42 > 0:54:48- Climb out of the front there. - How can I climb out the front with me hand and me leg and all?

0:54:48 > 0:54:50Jesus!

0:55:02 > 0:55:04YELLING

0:55:09 > 0:55:14I wish they'd fuckin' hurry up. My fuckin' leg is killin' me.

0:55:14 > 0:55:16Fuckin' sore, it is.

0:55:19 > 0:55:23- Would you leave it alone? - I'm not doing anythin'.

0:55:23 > 0:55:28- You've got your dirty fingers all over it.- I was just lookin'.

0:55:28 > 0:55:32- Fine. Let yourself go septic. - What?!

0:55:34 > 0:55:41- Your leg will go septic if you keep touching it.- Why? - Because your hands are filthy.

0:55:41 > 0:55:43SIRENS

0:55:43 > 0:55:45They're not filthy.

0:55:51 > 0:55:53Oh, fuck!

0:55:56 > 0:55:59HORN TOOTS You're fuckin' dead!

0:56:06 > 0:56:09They're going to fuckin' kill us.

0:56:09 > 0:56:16Not lookin' out was bad. Then stealin' their car, but. They'll fuckin' butcher us.

0:56:16 > 0:56:18Just fucking...

0:56:18 > 0:56:20take it into town

0:56:21 > 0:56:27- Scrap. We'll sell it for scrap at the flats. - I think you took a wrong turn.

0:56:27 > 0:56:31- Yeah?- That last turn. If you took that, you'd be at the flats.

0:56:31 > 0:56:35I'm takin' it round the back of the flats. Nice and quiet.

0:56:35 > 0:56:39Round the back, no fuss. See who's around.

0:56:39 > 0:56:41- Avoid the fuckin' cops.- Pigs out.

0:56:41 > 0:56:43Aye.

0:56:44 > 0:56:48- Is there another lane there? - Where?- Beside the shop.

0:56:48 > 0:56:53- I don't know.- You're useless. - I don't notice things like that.

0:56:53 > 0:56:57Well, there is. See? Notice.

0:57:00 > 0:57:02Fuck!

0:57:02 > 0:57:04Ohh...fuck!

0:57:10 > 0:57:15Fuckin' hell. Let's get out of here before anyone arrives.

0:57:15 > 0:57:17Me fuckin' head...!

0:57:27 > 0:57:29Here, lads. What happened down there?

0:57:29 > 0:57:31Don't know.

0:57:31 > 0:57:36Some young fellas is after robbin' a car. Near fuckin' killed us.

0:57:36 > 0:57:40- It's wrapped around the bollard. - Fuck's sake!

0:57:40 > 0:57:45All I need is the cops with everything in there fuckin' robbed.

0:57:45 > 0:57:52- Down the end of the lane it is. - Nearly fuckin' killed us.- Right. I'll see if I can get it moved.

0:57:56 > 0:57:59D'you need a hand at all?

0:57:59 > 0:58:04- No, I don't. And don't youse be hangin' around here, do you hear me?- Yeah, yeah.

0:58:04 > 0:58:07Bad for business. Now fuck off.

0:58:11 > 0:58:15My fuckin' hand... and my fuckin' leg

0:58:15 > 0:58:18and now my fuckin' head!

0:58:21 > 0:58:24Why can't things be easy?

0:58:24 > 0:58:26Just for once.

0:58:28 > 0:58:33Just for once to be easy and fine and relaxed.

0:58:34 > 0:58:36And to be lucky.

0:58:37 > 0:58:42Just a bit of fuckin' luck! That's all.

0:58:48 > 0:58:54- Hey, lads, where's Noelie? - Down the lane lookin' at a crash. - Fuckin' well for him!

0:58:54 > 0:58:58My fuckin' arms! I'm not bleedin' waiting.

0:58:58 > 0:59:04- You work with Noelie, yeah? - Just fuckin' leave it here. - That's what I'm doin',

0:59:04 > 0:59:09- you bleedin', fuckin'...- Woman. - What did you bleedin' call me?

0:59:09 > 0:59:16- No, I was just helpin' him, like. - Lads, mind that. Tell Noelie Laurence dropped it in. He knows.

0:59:16 > 0:59:20- Keep it out of sight, will youse? - No problem.- Certainly.

0:59:20 > 0:59:23- Come on!- All right, I'm comin'!

0:59:32 > 0:59:37- I can't see where I'm going! - I know where you're going.

1:00:00 > 1:00:02Where did youse get it, lads?

1:00:04 > 1:00:07- We just had it, is all. - We just had it.

1:00:07 > 1:00:11And now we want to get rid of it, you know?

1:00:13 > 1:00:15We robbed it.

1:00:15 > 1:00:17Very good.

1:00:17 > 1:00:21And who did youse rob it from?

1:00:22 > 1:00:23Em...

1:00:24 > 1:00:26Noelie.

1:00:28 > 1:00:32- Good luck, lads. - No, it's cool, but...

1:00:32 > 1:00:40- Noelie would burn me to the ground if he found that here. See youse. - Kittser, you must know someone.

1:00:40 > 1:00:42Hm, I know loads of people.

1:00:42 > 1:00:45To take it. It's worth money.

1:00:46 > 1:00:47Please.

1:00:50 > 1:00:58All right, but if I ever hear a word back, youse will have the living shite kicked out of you. Understand?

1:00:58 > 1:01:02- Understand. - The living shite.

1:01:20 > 1:01:23Come on, get out.

1:01:31 > 1:01:35Must be broke. Come on. We'll take the stairs.

1:01:35 > 1:01:39Oh, fuck, no! Wait! It might work.

1:01:39 > 1:01:41Here.

1:01:41 > 1:01:44Just fuckin' get movin'.

1:01:44 > 1:01:46Fuck's sake!

1:01:52 > 1:01:55Would you fuckin' pull at your end?!

1:01:55 > 1:01:59How can I with my fuckin' hand and my fuckin' leg?!

1:01:59 > 1:02:04- Come on, lads! We haven't got all fuckin' day!- Fuck's sake!

1:02:07 > 1:02:09Come on!

1:02:31 > 1:02:33Come on, come on, come on!

1:02:33 > 1:02:37Now shut up and leave me doin' this.

1:02:44 > 1:02:48- So?- I have this telly, as you can see.

1:02:48 > 1:02:53Kind of special. I need to offload it, out of town.

1:02:54 > 1:02:57- So?- Give it to you for...

1:02:58 > 1:03:01180?

1:03:02 > 1:03:08Good telly. Flat screen, Black Diamond, surround-around sound.

1:03:08 > 1:03:10People pay a lot more than that.

1:03:12 > 1:03:16- 75.- Gringo, I am tryin' to help you here.

1:03:16 > 1:03:23- Oh, really(?)- You were good to me once. Now let me help.- Who the fuck do you think you are?!

1:03:23 > 1:03:25KITTSER LAUGHS

1:03:25 > 1:03:28I know who I am, Gringo.

1:03:29 > 1:03:32So let's start again.

1:03:32 > 1:03:34The telly. 180.

1:03:34 > 1:03:41- I'm done with you.- Whatever. Just take my help, little man. - I don't need your help.- You do, but.

1:03:41 > 1:03:47- You always did. Would you look at the fuckin' state of you?!- You're toxic, you know?

1:03:47 > 1:03:51For the last time, Gringo. Take it. You're on the skids.

1:03:51 > 1:03:53- Fuck you.- You little nobody.

1:03:53 > 1:03:59You're a scumbag. A fuckin' user and a GREEDY scumbag!

1:03:59 > 1:04:03- Greedy, is it?- So take yourself and your junkie helpers

1:04:03 > 1:04:05and FUCK OFF!

1:04:05 > 1:04:08I'll show you greed.

1:04:15 > 1:04:20You can keep the telly. It's yours - for nothin'.

1:04:22 > 1:04:24God...!

1:04:25 > 1:04:27THEY WRESTLE

1:04:30 > 1:04:33I trusted you, you fuckin' scumbag!

1:04:35 > 1:04:37Aaargh!

1:04:38 > 1:04:41BANGING Come on, Martin!

1:04:41 > 1:04:45Open the door and come out, you scumbag!

1:04:45 > 1:04:50- Get away from the fuckin' door! - We can do this the easy way or the hard way!

1:04:50 > 1:04:56- Stop fuckin' around then!- OPEN IT! Batter that fucker in. - Don't fuckin' touch that door!

1:05:06 > 1:05:08Jesus, fuck!

1:05:09 > 1:05:11Back where we started.

1:05:14 > 1:05:16I'm gonna die.

1:05:16 > 1:05:19- FROM ABOVE:- Put that down!

1:05:26 > 1:05:30Wave bye-bye, lads! Wave bye-bye!

1:05:30 > 1:05:31Martin!

1:05:33 > 1:05:38- Get a hold of him! Get a hold of him!- NO!

1:05:38 > 1:05:39AAARGH!

1:05:40 > 1:05:42No-o-o!

1:08:39 > 1:08:41APPLAUSE

1:09:00 > 1:09:05Jesus. Georgie, Georgie, I want you to meet someone. All right, love?

1:09:08 > 1:09:09Now...

1:09:12 > 1:09:18Adam and Paul, come on over. Come on over.

1:09:24 > 1:09:26Youse are good boys.

1:09:27 > 1:09:29You were always good boys.

1:09:29 > 1:09:32You all right, Ma?

1:09:32 > 1:09:38- Grand. I'm grand. - Do you want a drink?- There's one there, I think, is there?

1:09:38 > 1:09:44- That one. Is it mine? - I don't know. Just fuckin' drink it. - Not if it isn't mine.

1:09:44 > 1:09:48- Is it mine?- How should I know? - Fuckin' ask someone.

1:09:48 > 1:09:52- Ma, would you just drink it? - All right.

1:09:53 > 1:09:56I'd hate anyone would say I'm stealin' drink.

1:09:59 > 1:10:01Do youse want a drink?

1:10:02 > 1:10:06- Broke, like. - Fuckin' surprise, surprise(!)

1:10:06 > 1:10:11- The state of youse.- Here. Go up and get yourselves a can.

1:10:11 > 1:10:15- Ma, don't be buyin' them nothin'. Fuckin' waste.- I want to.

1:10:15 > 1:10:17I fuckin' want to.

1:10:17 > 1:10:22- You should be done with them. - Would you don't be so fuckin' hard?

1:10:22 > 1:10:26How can I be done with them? Practically brought up with us.

1:10:26 > 1:10:30And Matthew, the same as they are now.

1:10:36 > 1:10:39# As I was walking down Broadway

1:10:39 > 1:10:43# Not intending to stay very long

1:10:43 > 1:10:47# I met with this pretty young damsel

1:10:47 > 1:10:51# As she did come tripping along

1:10:51 > 1:10:55# And what she took out of her pocket

1:10:55 > 1:10:59# And slipped it right into my hand

1:10:59 > 1:11:03# With her hair hung over her shoulder

1:11:03 > 1:11:06# Tied up with a black velvet band

1:11:06 > 1:11:11# Her eyes They shone like diamonds

1:11:11 > 1:11:16# You'd think she was queen of the land

1:11:16 > 1:11:19# With her hair hung over her shoulder

1:11:19 > 1:11:23# Tied up with a black velvet band... #

1:11:23 > 1:11:26I told youse not to be mad out of it.

1:11:26 > 1:11:28Sorry.

1:11:30 > 1:11:35- A lot of people here, isn't there? Friends and that.- Yeah.

1:11:35 > 1:11:37And his ma.

1:11:37 > 1:11:40Always in here she is.

1:11:40 > 1:11:47- Nice, though. - She's a fuckin' mad thing. - Don't be saying that, Janine.

1:11:48 > 1:11:52# With her hair hung over her shoulder

1:11:52 > 1:11:56# Tied up with a black velvet band! #

1:11:59 > 1:12:01So where did you score today?

1:12:01 > 1:12:04It fell on us, Janine.

1:12:04 > 1:12:07- Fuck off, you!- Serious.

1:12:08 > 1:12:12- What?- We found it.

1:12:14 > 1:12:17- How much?- Loads.

1:12:20 > 1:12:23- Do you still have some?- Yeah.

1:12:33 > 1:12:38- Here, don't be fuckin' goofin', and people lookin'.- Sorry.

1:12:38 > 1:12:40- Make a show of yourselves.- Sorry.

1:12:43 > 1:12:46Come on out to the air for a bit.

1:12:54 > 1:12:56- Gone cold now, isn't it?- Yeah.

1:12:58 > 1:13:00Nice, though.

1:13:00 > 1:13:03It was nice to see you today.

1:13:04 > 1:13:05Yeah.

1:13:07 > 1:13:10- Good, yeah?- Yeah.

1:13:10 > 1:13:12And the baba.

1:13:12 > 1:13:13Yeah.

1:13:14 > 1:13:17- Important, like.- Yeah.

1:13:19 > 1:13:21All right?

1:13:21 > 1:13:25Yeah. Just talkin'.

1:13:25 > 1:13:27Right.

1:13:30 > 1:13:33Gone very cold, isn't it, Wayne?

1:13:33 > 1:13:35Janine...

1:13:36 > 1:13:40- Matthew's ma's in a bad way inside. - Yeah?

1:13:40 > 1:13:42Bawlin' and all.

1:13:42 > 1:13:44Fuck.

1:13:44 > 1:13:45Yeah.

1:13:47 > 1:13:50- Better go in to her.- Yeah.

1:13:52 > 1:13:57- Be back in a minute. I wanna talk to youse more.- Right.

1:14:10 > 1:14:12Fags for youse, lads.

1:14:12 > 1:14:15- Thanks.- Thanks.

1:14:16 > 1:14:20Now... just fuck off yourselves, all right?

1:14:20 > 1:14:22Aye...right.

1:14:24 > 1:14:26Only upsetting people.

1:14:26 > 1:14:29- Right.- ..Sorry.

1:14:40 > 1:14:42WOMEN ARGUE

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