Black Sheep

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0:00:03 > 0:00:09This film contains strong language.

0:00:38 > 0:00:40SHEEP BLEAT

0:00:41 > 0:00:43DOG BARKS

0:00:48 > 0:00:51ENGINE REVS

0:00:53 > 0:00:55WHISTLING

0:01:24 > 0:01:27Henry! We've got a bolter!

0:01:27 > 0:01:30- DOG BARKS - Henry! Tucker! Go get it!

0:01:30 > 0:01:31WHISTLES

0:01:34 > 0:01:37Get down! Hold him!

0:01:37 > 0:01:39Hold him! Hold him!

0:01:41 > 0:01:43DOG BARKS Good boy. Get down.

0:01:43 > 0:01:44Get down.

0:01:45 > 0:01:47Hold him. That's it.

0:01:49 > 0:01:51Good on ya, boy.

0:02:33 > 0:02:36Henry had a little lamb, its fleece was white as snow.

0:02:36 > 0:02:40And everywhere that Dudley went,

0:02:40 > 0:02:42Henry was sure to go.

0:02:56 > 0:02:59Mrs Mac! They're coming down for lunch soon!

0:02:59 > 0:03:01Rightio, Henry!

0:03:03 > 0:03:05Dudley?

0:03:10 > 0:03:13Dudley? Where are you, boy?

0:03:19 > 0:03:21Dudley?

0:03:30 > 0:03:32Dudley?

0:03:38 > 0:03:40Dudley.

0:03:43 > 0:03:47Dudley. Come out of there, Dudley.

0:03:49 > 0:03:51DRIPPING

0:03:55 > 0:03:58SCREAMS

0:03:58 > 0:04:01SNARLING

0:04:01 > 0:04:05ROARING

0:04:12 > 0:04:13Boys!

0:04:13 > 0:04:16Angus, pull your head in!

0:04:16 > 0:04:19- Henry... - HE PANTS

0:04:19 > 0:04:20Boys...

0:04:23 > 0:04:25It's your father...

0:04:25 > 0:04:27There's been an accident.

0:05:00 > 0:05:03City boy, eh?

0:05:03 > 0:05:06- No. I grew up on a farm. - Me, too!

0:05:08 > 0:05:11- HE GROANS - Are you all right, my friend?

0:05:11 > 0:05:14- Need some fresh air? - Close it! Close it!

0:05:18 > 0:05:21- PHONE RINGS OUT - 'Dr Kerry's office.'

0:05:21 > 0:05:23It's Henry Oldfield. I need to speak with her.

0:05:23 > 0:05:26- 'She's in a session. Can I have her call you?'- Please!

0:05:26 > 0:05:28Please.

0:05:30 > 0:05:31Nothing like it, eh?

0:05:31 > 0:05:35God's green earth, all creatures great and small.

0:05:36 > 0:05:38Here we go.

0:06:10 > 0:06:13- (OK.) - This way!

0:06:15 > 0:06:18This isn't gonna be like the salmon farm, is it, Grant?

0:06:18 > 0:06:21Hey! Those fish died freely!

0:06:24 > 0:06:26- Come on, Possum. - Ssh!

0:06:26 > 0:06:28- What's that? - LOW RUMBLING

0:06:35 > 0:06:39Angus fucking Oldfield!

0:06:46 > 0:06:48ENGINE RUMBLES / SHEEP BLEAT

0:07:31 > 0:07:35- You'll wait for me, right? - It's your money.

0:07:54 > 0:07:56CLOSES DOOR

0:07:56 > 0:07:58Hello?

0:08:01 > 0:08:03Hello?

0:08:07 > 0:08:11HE EXHALES DEEPLY

0:08:45 > 0:08:51Unless you fancy nostrils in the back of your head, I'd not move.

0:08:51 > 0:08:53Mrs Mac.

0:08:55 > 0:08:58- SHE GASPS - Bugger me days!

0:08:58 > 0:09:01- Henry! Oh! - SHE LAUGHS

0:09:05 > 0:09:09Don't worry, I haven't shot anyone since Christmas!

0:09:09 > 0:09:13Oh, just wait until your brother sees you!

0:09:13 > 0:09:14Yeah.

0:09:14 > 0:09:19The Merino, the Romney, the Drysdale...

0:09:19 > 0:09:23These names are whispered in the winds that caress the rugged hills,

0:09:23 > 0:09:27these names are shared in the corners of the farmyard,

0:09:27 > 0:09:31and these are the names the young men of the land recite

0:09:31 > 0:09:34as they take themselves off at night.

0:09:34 > 0:09:38But in the future, they will whisper just one name...

0:09:45 > 0:09:47The Oldfield!

0:09:49 > 0:09:53Right, now you take it down and lead it round in front of the guests.

0:09:53 > 0:09:57Stop. They can touch it. Slap the flank, feel the wool.

0:09:57 > 0:10:01Take the other microphone. Give it anyone else who...

0:10:01 > 0:10:02has a question.

0:10:02 > 0:10:06Get a prospectus on every seat. Go up the hill and get the animal.

0:10:08 > 0:10:11What are you doing here? Lawyers have everything under control.

0:10:11 > 0:10:14What am I doing here?

0:10:14 > 0:10:19HE SIGHS Our family's been here for over 100 years!

0:10:19 > 0:10:22Our father was born here! Mother died giving birth to me here!

0:10:22 > 0:10:26This is where I spent the first ten years of my life!

0:10:30 > 0:10:34- And my therapist said I should come. HE SNORTS:- Therapy?

0:10:35 > 0:10:39- So you're still funny about the sheep?- It's not about the sheep.

0:10:39 > 0:10:42- It's about other issues I need to resolve.- OK.

0:10:43 > 0:10:45- Baa! - HE GASPS

0:10:45 > 0:10:47Angus.

0:10:47 > 0:10:50Come inside. I'll cut you a cheque.

0:10:59 > 0:11:02- PANTING - That must be the laboratory.

0:11:02 > 0:11:04- WOMAN: Careful! > - There you go.

0:11:04 > 0:11:06Astrid Rush.

0:11:06 > 0:11:10Who'd hire her after that thing with the leeches?

0:11:14 > 0:11:17- You in? - Come and give a hand here.

0:11:20 > 0:11:22Careful! >

0:11:22 > 0:11:24Grant!

0:11:24 > 0:11:26Shit!

0:11:37 > 0:11:40Yeah, baby, yeah!

0:11:40 > 0:11:42Go after him!

0:11:45 > 0:11:47MAN: Oi!

0:11:47 > 0:11:49Whoo!

0:12:01 > 0:12:03Grant!

0:12:04 > 0:12:08They'll never catch us. They're meat eaters.

0:12:08 > 0:12:13- OK. What was one, Grant? - Erm, get in unobserved.

0:12:13 > 0:12:16- Right. And what was two? - Collect visual evidence.

0:12:16 > 0:12:18Right. Three?

0:12:18 > 0:12:21- Get out unobserved? - Yeah!

0:12:21 > 0:12:23- And four?- Blow this whole fucking game wide open!

0:12:23 > 0:12:27And go down in history as the two people with enough balls

0:12:27 > 0:12:29to save this country from genetically engineered devastation!

0:12:29 > 0:12:33No, Grant. Four was to have a meeting about what to do next.

0:12:33 > 0:12:35This is evidence!

0:12:37 > 0:12:41Actually, that's probably highly toxic genetic material.

0:12:41 > 0:12:42Fucking A!

0:12:42 > 0:12:46Fucking A. It's mine. It's ours.

0:12:46 > 0:12:50You and me, baby, all the way!

0:12:50 > 0:12:54Yeah, Grant, about the you and me bit...

0:12:54 > 0:12:57I wonder if our relationship isn't kinda...

0:12:57 > 0:12:59Sssh!

0:12:59 > 0:13:02They're in here somewhere.

0:13:02 > 0:13:05- Go! - (Grant, wait!)

0:13:05 > 0:13:07There he goes!

0:13:19 > 0:13:21Whaa!

0:13:23 > 0:13:25^ SHOUTING

0:13:29 > 0:13:32Where is he? Bugger!

0:13:34 > 0:13:37SNARLING

0:13:43 > 0:13:46IT GROWLS, HE SCREAMS

0:13:46 > 0:13:48SCREAMS ECHO

0:13:50 > 0:13:52SCREAMS

0:14:09 > 0:14:11SNARLS

0:14:14 > 0:14:17SCREAMS

0:14:20 > 0:14:24Right, that's for me.

0:14:24 > 0:14:26And that's for you.

0:14:26 > 0:14:28That'll buy you a lot of therapy.

0:14:30 > 0:14:34Well, there's not much round here in the way of your cappuccino culture.

0:14:34 > 0:14:39I'm sure Mrs Mac'll do you a cup of tea and an Anzac biscuit.

0:14:39 > 0:14:42That's it, then?

0:14:43 > 0:14:47You got rid of all Dad's things.

0:14:47 > 0:14:50Living in the past, that's what's wrong with these bloody farmers.

0:14:50 > 0:14:54You own the biggest farm in the district. What does that make you?

0:14:54 > 0:14:57Up here's where the smart farming's done these days.

0:14:57 > 0:15:00Is that what all that outside is in aid of?

0:15:03 > 0:15:06People are interested in what I'm doing here.

0:15:06 > 0:15:08It's a new approach to farming.

0:15:08 > 0:15:13Better for the animals, the farmers, the consumer.

0:15:13 > 0:15:16It's an exciting time to be in agricultural sciences.

0:15:19 > 0:15:21And a profitable one.

0:15:29 > 0:15:31CREATURE SNARLS

0:15:42 > 0:15:45More tea, Henry?

0:15:45 > 0:15:47I think three's enough.

0:15:47 > 0:15:52- I should get going.- That's a pity. You'll miss my rabbit pie.

0:15:52 > 0:15:56I'm making watercress for the Japanese. Look, chopsticks!

0:15:56 > 0:16:00- He's quite the lord of the manor now, isn't he?- Er...

0:16:00 > 0:16:04Angus was throwing this away.

0:16:04 > 0:16:09I know your father would've wanted you to have it.

0:16:10 > 0:16:12The Golden Shears.

0:16:12 > 0:16:14Best shearer in the country,

0:16:14 > 0:16:17three years running.

0:16:17 > 0:16:20Your father said you were a natural, too.

0:16:22 > 0:16:25I-I really can't see it on my coffee table.

0:16:25 > 0:16:27You got what you came for, then?

0:16:27 > 0:16:30Angus has got his deal.

0:16:31 > 0:16:33I guess I'm done here.

0:16:33 > 0:16:37I'm having the farm manager take you for a run up to the top.

0:16:37 > 0:16:40- But I haven't been up there since the accident.- I know.

0:16:40 > 0:16:42That's why you're going.

0:16:42 > 0:16:45- FOOTSTEPS - Oh, here he is now.

0:16:47 > 0:16:51- Kia ora, Auntie. - Tucker.

0:17:04 > 0:17:06BLEATS

0:17:09 > 0:17:11BLEATS >

0:17:16 > 0:17:18BLEATS

0:17:19 > 0:17:20SNARLS

0:17:20 > 0:17:22CHOMPS

0:17:49 > 0:17:53- Flash threads, bro, you a model now or something?- I'm doing IT.

0:17:53 > 0:17:57- Internet stuff.- Oh, nude modelling. - HE LAUGHS

0:17:57 > 0:17:59And you're manager now?

0:17:59 > 0:18:02Your brother's hardly Young Farmer of the Year, is he?

0:18:02 > 0:18:04Angus seems to think he's got a handle on things.

0:18:04 > 0:18:07The only thing he's got a handle on is his...

0:18:10 > 0:18:12BEEPS HORN GENTLY

0:18:16 > 0:18:19OK, Farm Boy, let's see your stuff.

0:18:19 > 0:18:22BREATHES HEAVILY: Sure. OK.

0:18:24 > 0:18:25Come on!

0:18:32 > 0:18:34Yah!

0:18:39 > 0:18:41What happened to you, darling?

0:18:42 > 0:18:44Give us a hand, bro.

0:18:44 > 0:18:47I-I just need to make a phone call.

0:18:47 > 0:18:50Jesus! I was gonna shove it back over the fence.

0:19:01 > 0:19:03Hey!

0:19:04 > 0:19:06- Hands up? - Hands up!

0:19:11 > 0:19:14QUIVERS / PANTS

0:19:20 > 0:19:22It's OK. It's OK!

0:19:22 > 0:19:25I'll protect you!

0:19:25 > 0:19:27HE WEEPS

0:19:33 > 0:19:36- Grant!- >

0:19:39 > 0:19:41Grant!

0:19:45 > 0:19:48Will this take long? I've got a taxi waiting.

0:19:48 > 0:19:49If you fascists have hurt him,

0:19:49 > 0:19:54I'll organise the biggest sit-in this farm has even seen.

0:19:54 > 0:19:57Look, we don't know where your friend is.

0:19:57 > 0:20:01- Maybe my brother could help. - Brother?- Angus Oldfield.

0:20:01 > 0:20:05I should've known you were an Oldfield. I can see it in your aura.

0:20:05 > 0:20:07I think that was something he stepped in!

0:20:07 > 0:20:09- No! You have a very selfish aura! - What?

0:20:09 > 0:20:13- How would you like a taste of what you're dishing out?- Safety's on.

0:20:13 > 0:20:16- What? - The safety's on.

0:20:17 > 0:20:19Just... Yeah, on the other side.

0:20:19 > 0:20:23Back a bit. And down.

0:20:23 > 0:20:25Back and down. Up.

0:20:25 > 0:20:28Here, here.

0:20:29 > 0:20:31Here...

0:20:32 > 0:20:33There we go. Here.

0:20:33 > 0:20:37- Yeah, right! - HE LAUGHS, SHE TUTS

0:20:42 > 0:20:44HE WEEPS

0:20:49 > 0:20:52BACKGROUND SPEECH

0:20:53 > 0:20:56SPORTS GAME PLAY ON TV

0:21:13 > 0:21:16SHRIEKS / SCREAMS

0:21:16 > 0:21:20..and they were, like, looking around at us...

0:21:32 > 0:21:34W-What about me?

0:21:35 > 0:21:38Can we give you a ride somewhere?

0:21:38 > 0:21:42- Maybe to the car so I can, erm... - Organise your sit-in?

0:21:42 > 0:21:45Wait for my...for Grant.

0:21:45 > 0:21:48I'm Henry. This is Tucker. What's your name?

0:21:48 > 0:21:49Experience.

0:21:49 > 0:21:51- Has been so far! - HE LAUGHS

0:21:51 > 0:21:53Why were you gonna shoot me?

0:21:53 > 0:21:57Because this farm subjects innocent animals to sadistic torture,

0:21:57 > 0:22:01- because...- Smoke.

0:22:07 > 0:22:09DOG BARKS

0:22:15 > 0:22:19- Are you coming? - Erm... Er...

0:22:34 > 0:22:36Mike?!

0:22:36 > 0:22:38Mike?

0:22:47 > 0:22:49Oh, my God.

0:22:49 > 0:22:52What?

0:22:52 > 0:22:55The feng shui in this room is terrible!

0:22:55 > 0:22:56HE SIGHS

0:22:56 > 0:22:59CREAKING

0:23:02 > 0:23:04Anyone there?

0:23:05 > 0:23:06Mike?

0:23:06 > 0:23:09RATTLING

0:23:15 > 0:23:17SCUTTLING

0:23:19 > 0:23:21GASPS / PANTS

0:23:21 > 0:23:25SHEEP BLEATS / SNARLS LOUDLY

0:23:31 > 0:23:34- Jesus, man! It's not gonna bite! - DOOR RATTLES

0:23:34 > 0:23:37- What's it doing? - What is wrong with you?

0:23:37 > 0:23:40Ovinophobia, my therapist calls it.

0:23:40 > 0:23:42- What's that?- A completely unfounded and irrational fear

0:23:42 > 0:23:45that one day this is gonna happen!

0:23:45 > 0:23:48This happens when you run the most reckless

0:23:48 > 0:23:51genetic engineering programme in the southern hemisphere!

0:23:51 > 0:23:54- Who engineered that? - Your brother.

0:23:56 > 0:23:59SHE SCREAMS

0:24:02 > 0:24:04Mike.

0:24:05 > 0:24:07DOOR BANGS

0:24:09 > 0:24:11Come on, then, mutton chops!

0:24:14 > 0:24:18- Bugger me! - HE GASPS

0:24:23 > 0:24:28BLEATS Shoot it again!

0:24:32 > 0:24:35That'll give you something to talk to your therapist about.

0:24:35 > 0:24:37I'm gonna be sick!

0:24:54 > 0:24:56SHEEP BAA

0:24:56 > 0:24:58Oh, shit.

0:24:58 > 0:25:00Oh, shit.

0:25:05 > 0:25:08Rattle your dags, Henry!

0:25:13 > 0:25:18There we go. Good girls.

0:25:19 > 0:25:20They're fine.

0:25:20 > 0:25:23You get Henry, I'll start the car.

0:25:26 > 0:25:29God, your chi is a shambles.

0:25:29 > 0:25:30Huh?

0:25:30 > 0:25:33Take a deep breath.

0:25:33 > 0:25:35HE BREATHES HARD

0:25:35 > 0:25:38You need to ground yourself.

0:25:39 > 0:25:41You're a tree...

0:25:43 > 0:25:45Come on.

0:25:45 > 0:25:48A tree.

0:25:48 > 0:25:52Your tap root extends down into the earth.

0:25:52 > 0:25:55- My... My what? - That's your base chakra.

0:25:55 > 0:25:59Feel the energy drawing out of the soil.

0:26:01 > 0:26:03Can you feel it?

0:26:03 > 0:26:06Yeah.

0:26:06 > 0:26:08- Really? - Yeah.

0:26:09 > 0:26:10Come on, Henry.

0:26:10 > 0:26:14The energy flows up into your naval chakra,

0:26:14 > 0:26:18your solar plexus chakra and to your heart chakra.

0:26:18 > 0:26:23It spreads to your branches, your twigs, your leaves.

0:26:23 > 0:26:25You are a mighty kauri,

0:26:25 > 0:26:27commanding the forest.

0:26:27 > 0:26:31Look with your third eye.

0:26:31 > 0:26:36- Totally...relaxed. - Totally...relaxed.

0:26:36 > 0:26:40- HORN BEEPS - Get on the fucking truck!

0:26:40 > 0:26:42- ENGINE REVS - Nearly there, nearly there.

0:26:47 > 0:26:48SNARLS

0:26:50 > 0:26:52Go! Go, go, go!

0:26:52 > 0:26:55- Watch out for the sheep! - Sure!

0:26:55 > 0:26:56Sorry.

0:26:56 > 0:27:00SHEEP SNARLS, HE YELLS

0:27:00 > 0:27:02What the hell's he doing?

0:27:02 > 0:27:06SHEEP SNARLS

0:27:15 > 0:27:17Chainsaw.

0:27:26 > 0:27:28Is it turned on?

0:27:32 > 0:27:35- Prime it! Prime it! - What?- The pump thing?

0:27:37 > 0:27:40WHIRRS

0:27:44 > 0:27:47HORN BEEPS

0:27:52 > 0:27:55FUCK!

0:28:01 > 0:28:03Henry!

0:28:09 > 0:28:11- Are you OK? - If it weren't for my gum boot...!

0:28:11 > 0:28:13Who's driving?

0:28:17 > 0:28:21- Jump!- BOTH: What? - Jump off! Now!

0:28:21 > 0:28:23JUMP OFF!

0:28:27 > 0:28:28BAA!

0:28:31 > 0:28:34BLEATS

0:28:46 > 0:28:49Ah, shit!

0:28:52 > 0:28:55Wow! What a beautiful view.

0:28:57 > 0:29:00- This is, er, where... - I know.

0:29:00 > 0:29:02This is what?

0:29:02 > 0:29:06Ooh, long way down.

0:29:06 > 0:29:08I wouldn't want to fall off there.

0:29:08 > 0:29:11This is where my father fell to his death.

0:29:11 > 0:29:12Oh.

0:29:12 > 0:29:16Sorry...to hear that.

0:29:16 > 0:29:19Ooh, a sheep!

0:29:19 > 0:29:23Is that a good one or a bad one? SHEEP FARTS

0:29:23 > 0:29:27- Definitely bad!- That's not funny. Animal flatulence is responsible

0:29:27 > 0:29:30for almost half the world's greenhouse gas emissions.

0:29:30 > 0:29:33- It's pure methane. The Kyoto Protocol...- Yah!

0:29:37 > 0:29:41- What do we do?- Well, reducing carbon emission from...

0:29:41 > 0:29:43No, what we do about raising the alarm?

0:29:43 > 0:29:45My phone!

0:29:45 > 0:29:48Is in the truck. Tucker, what do you think?

0:29:48 > 0:29:52Hoof it for the house? Tell his lordship what's going on.

0:29:52 > 0:29:56- Is it far?- Rough terrain, open paddocks, hot day, no cover...

0:29:56 > 0:29:59- I'd say it's pretty far. - With about 50,000 sheep in between!

0:29:59 > 0:30:03- Then, what?- Then I get as far away from here as I can!

0:30:04 > 0:30:07You're still leaving?

0:30:07 > 0:30:09I'm especially leaving.

0:30:09 > 0:30:13What if the sheep get down there before us?

0:30:13 > 0:30:17Then Angus is gonna have some unexpected visitors.

0:30:42 > 0:30:44CAB DRIVER SNORES

0:30:45 > 0:30:48Henry!

0:30:51 > 0:30:52Well?

0:30:52 > 0:30:58No sign of 'em. The others have gone out into the paddocks.

0:30:58 > 0:31:00You cannot make a cup of tea in this country

0:31:00 > 0:31:04without some do-gooder starting a petition to have you do it their way.

0:31:04 > 0:31:08Will you help me in the lab? And you, get rid of that stuff.

0:31:14 > 0:31:17FLIES BUZZ

0:31:32 > 0:31:34BARKS

0:31:37 > 0:31:40Bloody animals.

0:31:40 > 0:31:44SNARLING, HE SCREAMS

0:31:55 > 0:31:57HE SNIFFS

0:31:57 > 0:32:00HE SNARLS

0:32:18 > 0:32:20HORN BEEPS

0:32:21 > 0:32:25You and your bloody four-wheel drives! Think you own the road!

0:32:30 > 0:32:32I do, actually.

0:32:32 > 0:32:34Angus Oldfield.

0:32:34 > 0:32:37What hole did you crawl out of?

0:32:37 > 0:32:40WEKA - The Whole Earth Kollective Aotearoa.

0:32:40 > 0:32:43- HE SIGHS - I know all about your Frankensheep!

0:32:43 > 0:32:47Mother Nature spent millions of years making sheep!

0:32:47 > 0:32:49She doesn't need your help!

0:32:49 > 0:32:52Don't talk to me about nature. Man made sheep what they are today.

0:32:52 > 0:32:54I'm making them what they'll be tomorrow.

0:32:54 > 0:32:56If I was a sheep, I wouldn't go near you!

0:32:56 > 0:32:59If you were a sheep, I'd have you ground up for dog food!

0:32:59 > 0:33:03- Now get the fuck off my land. - HE SNARLS

0:33:03 > 0:33:06SCREAMS

0:33:37 > 0:33:42- They might come from anywhere. - And they might not. Calm down, bro.

0:33:44 > 0:33:47- So, this guy you were looking for, is he your boyfriend?- My boyfriend?

0:33:47 > 0:33:49Yeah, is he your boyfriend?

0:33:49 > 0:33:52Grant's part of our collective. We're a non-profit cooperative.

0:33:52 > 0:33:55We share information and resources about environmental issues.

0:33:55 > 0:33:58- Why were you and your boyfriend here?- We heard about some cowboy lab

0:33:58 > 0:34:01that's flushing every animal research guideline down the toilet.

0:34:01 > 0:34:05Scum like Astrid Rush and your brother need to answer to somebody.

0:34:05 > 0:34:08For someone who likes animals, you don't like people much.

0:34:08 > 0:34:11I would've thought that you would appreciation efforts

0:34:11 > 0:34:14to deconstruct the colonialist, paternalistic agrarian hierarchy

0:34:14 > 0:34:16that disenfranchises the Tangata Whenua

0:34:16 > 0:34:18and erodes the natural resources of Aotearoa!

0:34:18 > 0:34:21Learn all that at university, did ya?

0:34:21 > 0:34:23- Before you dropped out. - I didn't drop out, thank you!

0:34:23 > 0:34:27I just missed exams while we were occupying a poultry farm.

0:34:27 > 0:34:29That's none of your business.

0:34:29 > 0:34:32GRUNTS IN PAIN Are you OK?

0:34:36 > 0:34:38Rescue Remedy?

0:34:38 > 0:34:42I don't need rescuing. I need Dettol and a sticking plaster.

0:34:42 > 0:34:44No thanks!

0:34:44 > 0:34:47Fine. Suit yourself.

0:34:47 > 0:34:50Wait. We should stick together.

0:34:53 > 0:34:56Tucker, I'm sorry. It's my fault you got bitten.

0:34:56 > 0:34:58Don't...worry.

0:34:58 > 0:35:00It'll be O...

0:35:00 > 0:35:02- Oh!- Fuck!

0:35:03 > 0:35:06- I'll get a tetanus shot. - But the sheep did that!

0:35:06 > 0:35:09Then I'll get the vet to look at it! It'll be fine!

0:35:14 > 0:35:17Oh, God! Here they come!

0:35:17 > 0:35:19- Don't wait for me! - I'm not leaving you!

0:35:19 > 0:35:23- What about the sheep?- Fuck the sheep!- No time for that! Go, go, go!

0:35:24 > 0:35:26SHEEP BLEAT

0:35:38 > 0:35:42- In here.- Not in there. - It's been here forever! It's empty!

0:35:42 > 0:35:44- No, it's not, bro. - This is your brother's lab.

0:35:44 > 0:35:47DOG BARKS / SHEEP BLEAT

0:35:47 > 0:35:49You got a better idea?

0:35:49 > 0:35:51Go! Get gone!

0:35:53 > 0:35:55Come on.

0:36:17 > 0:36:19Did you know about this?

0:36:19 > 0:36:22I just thought they were playing with sperm or something.

0:36:33 > 0:36:35GURGLING

0:36:40 > 0:36:42Oh, God!

0:36:49 > 0:36:50IT SNARLS

0:36:50 > 0:36:52- Oh!- Stand back!

0:36:52 > 0:36:54Do it!

0:36:57 > 0:36:59Tucker?

0:36:59 > 0:37:02Jesus! Are you gonna shoot me if I end up like that?

0:37:04 > 0:37:07- You're trespassing. - Taihoa, Bo Peep!

0:37:12 > 0:37:15- What is this? - I told you. Agricultural science.

0:37:15 > 0:37:18This isn't science. The sheep are revolting.

0:37:18 > 0:37:20Aren't they?

0:37:20 > 0:37:23- Now, Henry... - Hey, hey, hey!

0:37:23 > 0:37:26I'll take that as your resignation.

0:37:26 > 0:37:29- What would Dad say about this? - He wouldn't say anything.

0:37:29 > 0:37:32He'd have been knee-deep in mud with his hand up a sheep's arse.

0:37:32 > 0:37:34He was 10 times the farmer you are!

0:37:34 > 0:37:38My father fell off a cliff chasing a wool-blind ewe.

0:37:39 > 0:37:41There's something wrong with the sheep. They attacked us.

0:37:41 > 0:37:45Nonsense. Your brother's clearly one of these lunatic greenies.

0:37:46 > 0:37:50Tucker! Show them your foot.

0:37:50 > 0:37:52Foot?

0:37:52 > 0:37:57- I won't allow you to disrupt things. - What're you gonna do about it, eh?

0:37:57 > 0:38:01HE GROANS

0:38:01 > 0:38:03Whatever I have to.

0:38:03 > 0:38:04Angus! Are you nuts?

0:38:04 > 0:38:08There's a lot riding on this, Henry. It's going to be very profitable.

0:38:08 > 0:38:12- HE GROANS - Get out of here! Do something!

0:38:12 > 0:38:14- What? - Move your arse!

0:38:14 > 0:38:16PANTS

0:38:16 > 0:38:18Henry, come on!

0:38:20 > 0:38:22Stop!

0:38:37 > 0:38:39SHEEP BLEAT

0:38:39 > 0:38:41This way.

0:38:49 > 0:38:52BLEATING

0:38:55 > 0:38:56Ugh!

0:38:56 > 0:38:59- In there! - SHEEP BLEAT

0:39:07 > 0:39:10Ugh! What's down there?

0:39:10 > 0:39:13SHEEP SNARL / BLEAT

0:39:21 > 0:39:24Look at them, Angus!

0:39:24 > 0:39:27Look at you. A fifth generation farmer's son

0:39:27 > 0:39:31who's scared of a few sheep. You do need therapy.

0:39:34 > 0:39:37There's no deal, Angus!

0:39:39 > 0:39:42We have a contract, Henry. It's done.

0:39:42 > 0:39:45Not with all this going on!

0:39:45 > 0:39:47Yagh!

0:39:47 > 0:39:48Henry!

0:39:48 > 0:39:50Help me!

0:39:50 > 0:39:52Help me, Angus!

0:39:54 > 0:39:56Angus!

0:39:58 > 0:40:00I'm your brother!

0:40:00 > 0:40:03That's the thing about farms, Henry...

0:40:04 > 0:40:06Accidents happen.

0:40:06 > 0:40:08- Let me go. - No!

0:40:08 > 0:40:10No!

0:40:10 > 0:40:13BOTH SCREAM

0:40:20 > 0:40:22BOTH COUGH

0:40:25 > 0:40:27Oh, my God!

0:40:29 > 0:40:31SQUELCHING

0:40:31 > 0:40:36- Are you OK? - I'll never be OK ever again!

0:40:36 > 0:40:38HE GROANS

0:40:42 > 0:40:45- What's that?- Geranium.

0:40:45 > 0:40:49Aromatherapy for uplift and hormonal balance.

0:40:49 > 0:40:52Do your hormones really need balancing?!

0:40:52 > 0:40:55Considering I've been attacked by genetically-engineered monsters,

0:40:55 > 0:40:58jumped off a moving vehicle, been chased across a paddock,

0:40:58 > 0:41:01dragged into a torture chamber, pulled into mounds of rotting flesh,

0:41:01 > 0:41:04yes, my hormones need fucking balancing!

0:41:04 > 0:41:07SHE BREATHES DEEPLY

0:41:07 > 0:41:11- Working yet? - Uplifting at any moment!

0:41:12 > 0:41:14TRICKLING

0:41:19 > 0:41:21- Where are you going? - There are caves near the woolshed.

0:41:21 > 0:41:25If this is part of the same system, we can walk right under the sheep.

0:41:27 > 0:41:29Right.

0:41:31 > 0:41:33SHEEP SNIFF

0:41:44 > 0:41:46All he had to do was leave.

0:41:46 > 0:41:48Why wouldn't he do that?

0:41:59 > 0:42:03What happened to those idiots I sent to collect you?

0:42:29 > 0:42:32- HE GASPS - That looks...anomalous.

0:42:32 > 0:42:37What it looks like is the spontaneous cellular transferral

0:42:37 > 0:42:40we've been trying to achieve for months!

0:42:40 > 0:42:43Or possibly not so spontaneous.

0:42:43 > 0:42:46- What's going on?- Er, nothing. He'll be out for a while.

0:42:46 > 0:42:50- Where's your brother and that girl? - Don't worry. They're gone.

0:42:50 > 0:42:54I don't know what they're on about! The sheep?! Really!

0:42:54 > 0:42:57There's too many people running around today.

0:42:57 > 0:43:00- One of those greenies bit me on my way up the hill.- Bit you?

0:43:00 > 0:43:03Looked like he hadn't bathed for months.

0:43:05 > 0:43:08Hmm, you might need a shot.

0:43:09 > 0:43:13- I want this place secure. - I have something I need to observe,

0:43:13 > 0:43:16- but I'll be down presently. - No!

0:43:16 > 0:43:19- Stay here. - Stay here?

0:43:19 > 0:43:21I need to present my work.

0:43:21 > 0:43:25The last thing I need is someone of your reputation prancing around!

0:43:25 > 0:43:27My reputation didn't bother you

0:43:27 > 0:43:29when you needed someone to kick-start this venture.

0:43:29 > 0:43:34Or when you wanted to pursue some... personal interests.

0:43:34 > 0:43:36Baa!

0:43:36 > 0:43:39I was coming up with solutions that you hadn't though of.

0:43:39 > 0:43:45I'll send someone for the animal. You, lock up and stay out the way!

0:43:46 > 0:43:49- What about that shot? - Put a plaster on it.

0:43:49 > 0:43:52I'm sure you'll be fine.

0:43:52 > 0:43:56The amount of bad karma your brother's generating,

0:43:56 > 0:43:58he'll probably come back as a sheep!

0:43:58 > 0:44:01I don't wanna think about what Angus has been doing.

0:44:01 > 0:44:05Using your father's legacy as a testing ground for vile experiments.

0:44:05 > 0:44:07Experience!

0:44:08 > 0:44:11- What was all that about a deal? - Huh?

0:44:11 > 0:44:13What are you here for today?

0:44:13 > 0:44:16I sold him my share of the farm.

0:44:16 > 0:44:20I thought if I could come back here and resolve things, I could move on.

0:44:21 > 0:44:24But these are your roots.

0:44:24 > 0:44:26I know.

0:44:26 > 0:44:28BAA! THEY GASP

0:44:32 > 0:44:35- There's something in here! - There can't be!

0:44:35 > 0:44:38- They'd have to... - SHEEP BLEAT

0:44:38 > 0:44:40- ..jump?! - Come on!

0:44:40 > 0:44:43BOTH PANT HARD

0:44:43 > 0:44:45Shit!

0:44:46 > 0:44:49I have to get out of here!

0:44:55 > 0:44:58- Down here.- No! No way!

0:44:58 > 0:45:03- If it's a way out, we're there! - If it's not, we there forever!

0:45:04 > 0:45:07SHEEP BLEAT IN DISTANCE You go first!

0:45:09 > 0:45:11SHE PANTS

0:45:11 > 0:45:15Shouldn't be too far. Keep moving.

0:45:18 > 0:45:20I can't.

0:45:22 > 0:45:24You can.

0:45:24 > 0:45:27Look...you're a tree.

0:45:27 > 0:45:29Tree?

0:45:29 > 0:45:31Feel your roots in the ground,

0:45:31 > 0:45:34- feel your, erm... - Chakra.- Chakra.

0:45:34 > 0:45:37- Base chakra. - Drawing energy from the ground.

0:45:40 > 0:45:44- OK, I feel it. - There. You're relaxed.

0:45:44 > 0:45:46Relaxed.

0:45:46 > 0:45:47FARTS

0:45:47 > 0:45:50Don't get too relaxed.

0:45:50 > 0:45:53GROWLING Go! Go!

0:45:55 > 0:45:58SNARLING

0:45:58 > 0:46:00- Hurry up!- I'm hurrying!

0:46:05 > 0:46:07- Don't stop!- It's only up!

0:46:07 > 0:46:11SNARLING, HENRY GRUNTS IN ANGER

0:46:13 > 0:46:15I'm stuck!

0:46:18 > 0:46:22SNARLING / GRUNTING THROUGHOUT

0:46:40 > 0:46:43BLEATS

0:47:06 > 0:47:08I was wrong about your aura.

0:47:08 > 0:47:12- Really? - I said it was selfish, but...

0:47:12 > 0:47:15now I think it was something you stepped in.

0:47:16 > 0:47:20LAUGHS SOFTLY: This way.

0:47:23 > 0:47:26Address To A Haggis...

0:47:26 > 0:47:29Fair fa' your honest, Sonsie face,

0:47:29 > 0:47:32Great chieftain o' the pudding-race!

0:47:32 > 0:47:35Aboon them a' yet tak your place,

0:47:35 > 0:47:39- Painch, tripe, or thairm... - HE SIGHS

0:47:39 > 0:47:42- Oh, hello, dear.- Huh! - Did you see Henry up the hill?

0:47:42 > 0:47:46Er, no. No. I think he's gone.

0:47:46 > 0:47:50Oh? Really? I thought he would've at least said goodbye.

0:47:50 > 0:47:54Well, you can't tell what Henry will do.

0:47:54 > 0:47:57Can you? Hmm!

0:48:00 > 0:48:03QUIVERS: It's all his bloody fault.

0:48:03 > 0:48:06He had his money, good money. My money.

0:48:06 > 0:48:08Little baaastard!

0:48:15 > 0:48:17Up here.

0:48:34 > 0:48:37This is how I remember it.

0:48:39 > 0:48:41It's beautiful.

0:48:46 > 0:48:48We better hurry.

0:48:49 > 0:48:52WATER RUNS

0:48:55 > 0:48:58LOW WHIRRING

0:48:58 > 0:49:00What's that noise?

0:49:01 > 0:49:04Somebody's shearing.

0:49:21 > 0:49:24RHYTHMIC GRUNTING

0:49:24 > 0:49:26WHIRRING

0:49:41 > 0:49:44Hello?

0:49:44 > 0:49:46SNARLS

0:49:58 > 0:50:01Oh, God, no!

0:50:01 > 0:50:04HOOVES THUD

0:50:04 > 0:50:06SNORTS RABIDLY

0:50:11 > 0:50:13Grant?

0:50:13 > 0:50:16SNARLS

0:50:18 > 0:50:21ROARS

0:50:24 > 0:50:27GASPS

0:50:27 > 0:50:29What's happened to you?

0:50:32 > 0:50:36- SNARLING - Grant, it's me - Experience.

0:50:36 > 0:50:38SNIFFS

0:50:42 > 0:50:45Hey! SHEARS BUZZ

0:50:45 > 0:50:47ROARS

0:50:53 > 0:50:56- ROARS - Henry!

0:50:57 > 0:51:00This way! Come on!

0:51:17 > 0:51:19Round here!

0:51:22 > 0:51:23- He's coming!- Come on!

0:51:34 > 0:51:35Shit!

0:51:35 > 0:51:39SNARLS

0:51:41 > 0:51:43Grant, what's that on your face?

0:51:43 > 0:51:47- SNARLS - Is that blood?

0:51:48 > 0:51:52Have you been eating meat, Grant?

0:51:52 > 0:51:54Was it even organic?

0:51:54 > 0:51:56BELCHES

0:51:58 > 0:52:01ROARS

0:52:01 > 0:52:03BANGS ON GATE

0:52:03 > 0:52:07So, that's your boyfriend?

0:52:07 > 0:52:11- I knew you liked animals, but... - He's not my boyfriend!

0:52:11 > 0:52:13Something must've have bitten him.

0:52:13 > 0:52:16You mean...

0:52:16 > 0:52:18like Tucker?

0:52:25 > 0:52:28The amniotic fluid should work as an attenuated vaccine

0:52:28 > 0:52:30on the mutated cells.

0:52:30 > 0:52:32HE PANTS

0:52:32 > 0:52:35What's going on?

0:52:35 > 0:52:42- Tell me how you feel.- Sore, itchy, my...my skin feels really tight.

0:52:42 > 0:52:45Go on. HE YELLS

0:52:45 > 0:52:49No, no, no, no! No, wait.

0:52:49 > 0:52:52- Agh! - LOUD SCREAMS

0:52:53 > 0:52:55POLITE CHATTER

0:52:59 > 0:53:03Oh, hello. Thanks for coming.

0:53:06 > 0:53:08Ah! We're about to kick off.

0:53:08 > 0:53:10MEN GRUNT

0:53:16 > 0:53:18There's my girl.

0:53:23 > 0:53:27IT GROWLS, HE SCREAMS

0:53:34 > 0:53:36SNARLS

0:53:50 > 0:53:53Oh! Shit!

0:53:53 > 0:53:56Angus won't be selling many sheep if he turns into one.

0:53:56 > 0:53:59He might need that shot after all.

0:54:01 > 0:54:03You're a very lucky young man,

0:54:03 > 0:54:07to be witness to a new scientific frontier.

0:54:07 > 0:54:11I have a small errand to attend to, and then...

0:54:11 > 0:54:16..I think we'll replicate the effect on you with some of these cultures.

0:54:16 > 0:54:18In the meantime...

0:54:19 > 0:54:21..you rest up.

0:54:28 > 0:54:30TAPS ON MIC

0:54:32 > 0:54:38Konichiwa. Guten Tag. Kia ora. G'day.

0:54:39 > 0:54:42This land was carved from virgin bush

0:54:42 > 0:54:45by my great-great grandfather more than...

0:54:48 > 0:54:50..100 years ago.

0:54:50 > 0:54:54My family have sowed their seed here since that time.

0:54:54 > 0:54:56But now,

0:54:56 > 0:54:59I have a dream...for the future.

0:55:01 > 0:55:04- A dream of sheep. - BAA!

0:55:04 > 0:55:06RATTLING

0:55:11 > 0:55:13SHEEP BLEATS

0:55:13 > 0:55:15SHE GROANS

0:55:16 > 0:55:18BLEATING

0:55:19 > 0:55:22SEVERAL SHEEP BLEAT

0:55:25 > 0:55:29The Merino, the Romney,

0:55:29 > 0:55:31the Drysdale...

0:55:35 > 0:55:37Excuse me.

0:55:37 > 0:55:39SHE PANTS

0:55:40 > 0:55:42BLEATING

0:55:42 > 0:55:46It's not far. It's just a quick trip through the trees.

0:55:47 > 0:55:50BLEATING COMES FROM ALL ANGLES

0:55:57 > 0:56:00ANGRY BLEATING

0:56:17 > 0:56:19SHE SCREAMS

0:56:19 > 0:56:23- These names are shared in corners of the farm... - LOUD BAAING

0:56:24 > 0:56:26- These... - MUMBLING

0:56:26 > 0:56:30- These names are names... - CREATURE BAAS

0:56:32 > 0:56:34BOX RATTLES

0:56:34 > 0:56:38Well, time to meet the star of our show, I suppose.

0:56:38 > 0:56:41I give you...the Oldfield.

0:56:53 > 0:56:55ALL APPLAUD

0:56:57 > 0:56:59BAAS

0:56:59 > 0:57:02- Quiet down! - BAAS

0:57:04 > 0:57:08SPEAKS SOFTLY TO SELF

0:57:08 > 0:57:10RUMBLING

0:57:10 > 0:57:12BLEATING

0:57:15 > 0:57:17BAA! >

0:57:19 > 0:57:22Quiet now. Quiet, my pretty.

0:57:23 > 0:57:26LOW RUMBLING

0:57:41 > 0:57:44Oh, no!

0:57:54 > 0:57:56SCREAMING

0:57:58 > 0:58:01Perhaps it won't be that bad.

0:58:16 > 0:58:19Easy! Easy! Easy!

0:58:28 > 0:58:33Lo, on Mount Zion stood the Lamb and with him 144,000.

0:58:39 > 0:58:42MAN SHOUTS FRANTICALLY

0:58:44 > 0:58:47MAN SHOUTS IN JAPANESE

0:58:56 > 0:58:58SHEEP BLEATS

0:58:59 > 0:59:01SCREAMING

0:59:11 > 0:59:13- <- But I'm a vegetarian!

0:59:13 > 0:59:16SHOUTS IN GERMAN

0:59:18 > 0:59:22It is these who follow the Lamb wherever he goes,

0:59:22 > 0:59:25for they are spotless.

0:59:25 > 0:59:29- Help me!- Get off! - Help me! Help me!

0:59:31 > 0:59:34BOTH SHOUT IN GERMAN

0:59:34 > 0:59:36MAN SCREAMS

0:59:36 > 0:59:39Take me up, Lord. Take me...

0:59:41 > 0:59:43HORN BEEPS

0:59:43 > 0:59:46Henry! Just in time for dinner!

0:59:49 > 0:59:52Oh, my Lord! MAN SCREAMS

0:59:52 > 0:59:54- Oh! - SHEEP BLEATS

0:59:55 > 0:59:56SHE LAUGHS

0:59:56 > 0:59:58Yeah!

1:00:15 > 1:00:19It's OK. It's OK.

1:00:21 > 1:00:24It's OK. It's OK. It's OK.

1:00:30 > 1:00:34There. I know. It's OK.

1:00:46 > 1:00:51- Let's make that phone call.- I think MAF. Then WEKA. Or WEKA then MAF.

1:00:51 > 1:00:54Someone must have one of the other phones off the hook.

1:00:54 > 1:00:57Who else is...? SNARLING

1:00:59 > 1:01:01HOOVES THUD

1:01:01 > 1:01:04- Your boyfriend's back. - Jesus, Grant!

1:01:04 > 1:01:06GRANT GROWLS

1:01:06 > 1:01:10- Henry! - My shotgun's in the pantry.

1:01:11 > 1:01:15Many's the meal I've made of wethers like you.

1:01:15 > 1:01:18- You don't scare me. - GROWLS

1:01:19 > 1:01:21CLUNK!

1:01:21 > 1:01:23SNARLS

1:01:23 > 1:01:26What is that?!

1:01:26 > 1:01:29- My haggis! - IT GOBBLES GREEDILY

1:01:32 > 1:01:34Shells!

1:01:45 > 1:01:48GROWLS IN PAIN

1:01:48 > 1:01:51Shells!

1:01:51 > 1:01:53GROWLS

1:01:56 > 1:01:59SNARLS RABIDLY

1:02:15 > 1:02:17No!

1:02:22 > 1:02:24HEAVY THUD

1:02:30 > 1:02:34- What did you do? - Ling Gui Ba Fa.

1:02:34 > 1:02:38- Huh?- Acupuncture point. Causes temporary paralysis.

1:02:38 > 1:02:41Or coma if I did it wrong.

1:02:41 > 1:02:44- Did you? - He fell down, didn't he?

1:02:46 > 1:02:49RUMBLE OF HOOVES / SHEEP BLEAT

1:03:04 > 1:03:06SHEEP BLEAT OUTSIDE

1:03:07 > 1:03:10FURNITURE SCRAPES ALONG FLOOR

1:03:16 > 1:03:19- SHEEP BLEAT - We're safe.

1:03:20 > 1:03:22- We're trapped. - Just make that call.

1:03:22 > 1:03:26- Where's the other phone? - Er, Angus's study.

1:03:30 > 1:03:32- Locked!- Here we are.

1:03:32 > 1:03:34DOOR RATTLES

1:03:41 > 1:03:43You're alive.

1:03:45 > 1:03:46I pulled it from the wall.

1:03:47 > 1:03:52- What?!- I thought I'd keep a lid on things till it all blows over.

1:03:52 > 1:03:54Business community don't receive this very well.

1:03:54 > 1:03:57They probably won't receive being eaten very well either...

1:03:59 > 1:04:01What are you doing in here?!

1:04:02 > 1:04:05You wouldn't understand.

1:04:05 > 1:04:08I understand you've got a pretty fucked-up idea of animal husbandry!

1:04:14 > 1:04:17- I'm taking back the farm.- Oh.

1:04:18 > 1:04:21Golden boy thinks he can do better, does he?

1:04:21 > 1:04:24- You wouldn't know where to start. - Jeez, Angus,

1:04:24 > 1:04:28I couldn't do any worse than you.

1:04:28 > 1:04:30No! Wait.

1:04:30 > 1:04:33It's one of us.

1:04:33 > 1:04:35It's family.

1:04:35 > 1:04:37What?

1:04:37 > 1:04:41That's how we made the advances. Human DNA.

1:04:41 > 1:04:45Mine. Ours.

1:04:45 > 1:04:47You fucker!

1:04:47 > 1:04:49Well, it's more of a sperm sample, really.

1:04:49 > 1:04:51You wanker!

1:04:51 > 1:04:54Necessity is the mother of invention.

1:04:54 > 1:04:56You've been bitten.

1:04:56 > 1:04:58It's nothing. Just some hippy.

1:04:58 > 1:05:00You've become one of them.

1:05:00 > 1:05:05- A hippy? - No, Angus. One of them. Only worse.

1:05:05 > 1:05:09What are you gonna do, Henry? Kill me?

1:05:09 > 1:05:11I'm your brother.

1:05:11 > 1:05:13- They're almost in!- >

1:05:13 > 1:05:15Upstairs, children!

1:05:16 > 1:05:18Well?

1:05:18 > 1:05:21The sheep are breaking in. They'll tear you to pieces.

1:05:21 > 1:05:23Oh, I don't think so.

1:05:23 > 1:05:26Henry, hurry!

1:05:31 > 1:05:33Goodbye, Angus.

1:05:35 > 1:05:38SHEEP BLEAT

1:05:47 > 1:05:49HOUSE RUMBLES

1:05:49 > 1:05:52- Henry! Come on, now! - GLASS SHATTERS

1:05:54 > 1:05:58MAN GROANS

1:05:58 > 1:06:00SNARLS

1:06:00 > 1:06:02HOWLS

1:06:14 > 1:06:16SNARLS

1:06:18 > 1:06:20There's another fire escape around the back.

1:06:20 > 1:06:23We can take Mrs Mac's car to town.

1:06:23 > 1:06:27- Look. - Where does he think he's going?!

1:06:27 > 1:06:29The barn.

1:06:29 > 1:06:30His plane.

1:06:30 > 1:06:33He can't leave if he's contaminated. It could affect the whole country.

1:06:33 > 1:06:36You're hurt, dear.

1:06:36 > 1:06:37Grant.

1:06:37 > 1:06:39GASPS

1:06:39 > 1:06:43- We don't know what will happen. - We've seen what happens!- Stay calm.

1:06:43 > 1:06:45You're a tree...

1:06:45 > 1:06:51- I'm not a tree! I'm a fucking sheep! - No. You're a man.

1:06:51 > 1:06:54And your father'd be proud of you.

1:07:08 > 1:07:09Come on.

1:07:15 > 1:07:19- You two go. I'm staying here. - What are you gonna do?

1:07:19 > 1:07:21I'm gonna stop Angus.

1:07:30 > 1:07:34- If you see me again, you might have to...- No!

1:07:50 > 1:07:52I still smell, right?

1:07:52 > 1:07:55No, that's just your aura.

1:07:57 > 1:08:02How will you get across the lawn? They'll tear you to bits.

1:08:06 > 1:08:08I'll blend in.

1:08:11 > 1:08:13RIPPING FLESH

1:08:26 > 1:08:29I am a sheep. I am a sheep.

1:08:29 > 1:08:31GRUNTING, HENRY GASPS

1:08:51 > 1:08:54BLEATS

1:09:09 > 1:09:12I AM a sheep.

1:09:23 > 1:09:26Wait. You go to town.

1:09:26 > 1:09:29Show me how to use this and I'll stay here.

1:09:29 > 1:09:33- Have you ever fired a gun before, dear?- Well...

1:09:33 > 1:09:36Not as such.

1:09:36 > 1:09:39Aim and squeeze, dear. That's all there is to it.

1:09:39 > 1:09:41Besides,

1:09:41 > 1:09:43I'll talk you through it.

1:09:49 > 1:09:51Whoo! Ha-ha!

1:09:51 > 1:09:55This hurts me more than it hurts you.

1:09:55 > 1:09:59- LAUGHS:- We'll make a farm girl outta you yet!

1:10:00 > 1:10:01LAUGHTER

1:10:04 > 1:10:07GUNSHOTS IN THE DISTANCE

1:10:27 > 1:10:28Come on.

1:10:29 > 1:10:31Come on, darling.

1:10:37 > 1:10:39GRUNTS IN PAIN

1:10:45 > 1:10:48CRUNCH OF RIPPING FLESH

1:10:53 > 1:10:55Oh!

1:11:06 > 1:11:09GARGLING

1:11:19 > 1:11:21^ GRUNTS

1:11:26 > 1:11:29SCREAMS

1:11:30 > 1:11:32FLESH TEARS / SCREAMS

1:11:34 > 1:11:36YELLS

1:11:45 > 1:11:47SNORTS

1:12:01 > 1:12:03LOW SNARLING

1:12:10 > 1:12:12GROWLS

1:12:14 > 1:12:16Angus...

1:12:33 > 1:12:36GROWLS

1:12:45 > 1:12:48SCREAMS: Stop! Angus!

1:12:48 > 1:12:53We could've run the farm together! If you hadn't ruined everything!

1:12:53 > 1:12:57SCREAMS: It has to end!

1:12:57 > 1:13:00YELPS

1:13:03 > 1:13:06ROARS

1:13:35 > 1:13:37YOWLS

1:13:53 > 1:13:55ROARS

1:13:56 > 1:13:58ROTOR WHIRRS

1:14:11 > 1:14:13HOOVES THUD

1:14:19 > 1:14:23DOG BARKS IN DISTANCE

1:14:27 > 1:14:30Come in.

1:14:30 > 1:14:33Speak up. Hold him, boy.

1:14:33 > 1:14:35BARKS

1:14:35 > 1:14:39Hold him. Hold him, boy!

1:14:40 > 1:14:43Get down. Get down! DOG BARKS

1:14:45 > 1:14:47Hold him.

1:14:53 > 1:14:55Hold him, boy.

1:15:30 > 1:15:33CAR HORN BEEPS

1:15:43 > 1:15:46Tucker. You're OK.

1:16:05 > 1:16:08- What is that?!- Just a little something I picked up in the lab!

1:16:08 > 1:16:12Should clear up your wounds. Fix your fly strike, too!

1:16:28 > 1:16:32Anyway, pull your finger out! We've got work to do!

1:16:34 > 1:16:38- BLOWS WHISTLE - Hold 'em. Hold 'em. Good dog.

1:16:38 > 1:16:40DOG BARKS

1:16:46 > 1:16:51- How much of that stuff is there? - Not enough for all of them.

1:16:51 > 1:16:54SHEEP FART

1:16:54 > 1:16:57Strewth!

1:17:01 > 1:17:03Angus. It's over.

1:17:03 > 1:17:07No. This is just the beginning.

1:17:07 > 1:17:10Come back! SHEEP BLEAT

1:17:11 > 1:17:13My babies.

1:17:13 > 1:17:15Have me again!

1:17:19 > 1:17:21SCREAMS

1:17:24 > 1:17:26WAILS IN AGONY

1:17:36 > 1:17:39CONTINUES TO SCREAM

1:17:39 > 1:17:42SHEEP FART

1:17:49 > 1:17:50Methane.

1:17:58 > 1:18:00Get in behind!

1:18:25 > 1:18:28- Last one.- There's a nice bit of wool on that, actually.

1:18:28 > 1:18:32- Reckon we should hang onto him?- He's a bit toe-y.- Could make good eating!

1:18:39 > 1:18:41This is for you.

1:18:45 > 1:18:47What do you reckon, boss?

1:18:47 > 1:18:49Organic farming?

1:18:52 > 1:18:55Nothing but trouble, this modern stuff.

1:18:55 > 1:18:59Better just to stick with the way we've always done things.

1:18:59 > 1:19:01GRANT WEEPS / HOWLS

1:19:01 > 1:19:03HE GIBBERS

1:19:07 > 1:19:09- MRS MAC:- Blanket, dear?

1:19:10 > 1:19:12Let's see how we go, eh?

1:19:13 > 1:19:15HE WEEPS

1:19:19 > 1:19:21- Snack?- What are they?

1:19:21 > 1:19:23Mountain oysters!

1:19:23 > 1:19:26Well, I do eat a bit of seafood.

1:19:28 > 1:19:30No.

1:19:30 > 1:19:34- Mmm! It's good. - Course it is, dear!

1:19:39 > 1:19:42(You know you're eating sheep's balls, don't you?)

1:19:44 > 1:19:46Don't waste it!

1:19:49 > 1:19:52They'll grow on you! ALL LAUGH

1:19:53 > 1:19:55What is happening here?

1:19:56 > 1:19:59No, seriously, you could have an organic compost heap.

1:19:59 > 1:20:01Or a worm farm!

1:20:15 > 1:20:17DOG: Baa!