0:01:21 > 0:01:22OK.
0:02:02 > 0:02:04Hey. Is this yours?
0:02:04 > 0:02:05Dad.
0:02:05 > 0:02:07Didn't think so.
0:02:08 > 0:02:11MUSIC PLAYING FAINTLY INSIDE
0:02:19 > 0:02:21Hey.
0:02:21 > 0:02:22Hey!
0:02:22 > 0:02:24I was going to do that for you later.
0:02:24 > 0:02:26Now you won't have to.
0:02:26 > 0:02:27OK.
0:02:27 > 0:02:30OK. Are you hungry? Yes.
0:02:30 > 0:02:31Cereal? OK.
0:02:31 > 0:02:32All right.
0:02:32 > 0:02:34Dan: So, the plan.
0:02:34 > 0:02:36TEENAGE GIRL: The plan.
0:02:36 > 0:02:37Cara, Dad's about to reveal the plan.
0:02:37 > 0:02:39I'll pack up the car,
0:02:39 > 0:02:41pick you up right after school,
0:02:41 > 0:02:44and then we'll drive straight...
0:02:44 > 0:02:45through.
0:02:45 > 0:02:47YOUNGEST GIRL: Sounds good.
0:02:47 > 0:02:48Does not!
0:02:48 > 0:02:49What now? Well...
0:02:49 > 0:02:51Isn't the whole point that we go to school,
0:02:51 > 0:02:53and now you're forcing us to miss school
0:02:53 > 0:02:54when we should be, like, in school.
0:02:54 > 0:02:57Right? I mean, what about my studies?
0:02:57 > 0:02:59Why are you smiling?
0:02:59 > 0:03:02I just never thought I'd hear you say, "What about my studies?"
0:03:02 > 0:03:05It makes me, like, smile.
0:03:07 > 0:03:08I don't want to go.
0:03:08 > 0:03:09We do this every year!
0:03:09 > 0:03:11Only time we can get the whole family together.
0:03:11 > 0:03:14Dad helps Grandma and Grandpa close up the house. Go.
0:03:14 > 0:03:16You're destroying my education!
0:03:16 > 0:03:18You go change now. DOORBELL RINGS
0:03:19 > 0:03:21Yes? Very good column, Sir.
0:03:21 > 0:03:23That last bit about curfew is very apt.
0:03:23 > 0:03:26And may I also say that yesterday's column on boundary-setting was excellent?
0:03:26 > 0:03:27Who are you?
0:03:27 > 0:03:29I'm Marty Barasco. Anyway, I would like
0:03:29 > 0:03:31to especially thank you for last Friday's column.
0:03:31 > 0:03:33It really helped me understand my parents.
0:03:33 > 0:03:35OK.
0:03:35 > 0:03:38Well, Marty, what else can I do for you?
0:03:38 > 0:03:41I'd like to see your daughter, sir, if I could.
0:03:41 > 0:03:43Ah. Jane. Jane!
0:03:43 > 0:03:45Actually, I'm here for Cara.
0:03:47 > 0:03:51Nice to meet you, Marty. Come back in two years.
0:03:52 > 0:03:55I don't want to brag, but Mr Schaff says
0:03:55 > 0:03:57I'm one of the best drivers in his class and he says I'm highway-ready.
0:03:57 > 0:04:00Mr Schaff and I may not agree. Cara, let's go!
0:04:00 > 0:04:02So will you let me? We'll see.
0:04:02 > 0:04:053 PM Sharp. Do not be...
0:04:05 > 0:04:07Late. You got it. Late! Yes, we do.
0:04:07 > 0:04:11FYI, that boy you were really rude to before is my friend Marty,
0:04:11 > 0:04:13my lab partner from science class.
0:04:13 > 0:04:15We're even doing an extra-credit project together.
0:04:15 > 0:04:17Bus.
0:04:17 > 0:04:19Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait!
0:04:19 > 0:04:21Come on! Hurry up!
0:04:58 > 0:05:00PHONE RINGING
0:05:03 > 0:05:05Yeah?
0:05:05 > 0:05:07Yeah, Jordy, I e-mailed him half an hour ago.
0:05:07 > 0:05:09What?
0:05:09 > 0:05:12No way. You're kidding me.
0:05:12 > 0:05:14CHUCKLING
0:05:21 > 0:05:22That's funny. Ha ha ha!
0:05:22 > 0:05:24Where's your sister?
0:05:24 > 0:05:27You're late. She went to Yumm's.
0:05:27 > 0:05:28Can I drive?
0:05:28 > 0:05:30Dad's going to be syndicated.
0:05:30 > 0:05:33Not so fast. There are two other columnists being considered, so...
0:05:33 > 0:05:36Oh, that's great. Can I drive?
0:05:41 > 0:05:44Look, you're a fine driver.
0:05:44 > 0:05:46It's just that other hundred million...
0:05:46 > 0:05:48If you don't let me, I'll never learn.
0:05:48 > 0:05:51But if I let you, you may not live.
0:05:56 > 0:05:58ROCK MUSIC BLARING
0:06:25 > 0:06:28What was that? What are you doing?
0:06:28 > 0:06:29Could you be more embarrassing?
0:06:29 > 0:06:31Sorry to interrupt your studies with your friend.
0:06:31 > 0:06:33Well, we can't all be monks like you.
0:06:35 > 0:06:36By the way, you're grounded.
0:06:36 > 0:06:37Oh, I'm grounded? Yep.
0:06:37 > 0:06:39Mm-hmm. For how long?
0:06:39 > 0:06:40For life.
0:06:40 > 0:06:41OLDER DAUGHTER: Dad, come on.
0:06:41 > 0:06:43CARA: This is humiliating! Tell me about it.
0:06:43 > 0:06:44Dan: OK, you're grounded for a month.
0:06:44 > 0:06:46A month?!
0:06:46 > 0:06:47But that's worse than forever!
0:06:47 > 0:06:50OK, Dad, why?
0:06:50 > 0:06:51You lied to me.
0:06:51 > 0:06:53Yeah, well, you can't handle the truth.
0:06:53 > 0:06:54Maybe you should try me next time.
0:06:54 > 0:06:56But...but... Yeah, no, no.
0:06:57 > 0:06:59OK, Dad, I... I love Marty.
0:06:59 > 0:07:01Dan: Oh, please.
0:07:01 > 0:07:03CARA: OK.
0:07:03 > 0:07:04Come on.
0:07:04 > 0:07:06Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad!
0:07:06 > 0:07:08Stop. Will you just listen? Listen. I didn't know right away.
0:07:08 > 0:07:10It took me a while. What's a while?
0:07:10 > 0:07:13Um, well, I...I've known him for 3 weeks, but I knew in 3 days.
0:07:13 > 0:07:153 days? You can't know in 3 days.
0:07:15 > 0:07:18Well, maybe she can. No, no, no!
0:07:18 > 0:07:20What you're feeling is not love.
0:07:20 > 0:07:21It is young... Yes, it is.
0:07:21 > 0:07:23And reckless... I love him, Dad.
0:07:23 > 0:07:24And not thought out. No, I love him, Dad...
0:07:24 > 0:07:25You may think it's love, but it is not.
0:07:25 > 0:07:27No, it's not. No, it's not.
0:07:27 > 0:07:30I love him, I love him, I love him, I love him...
0:07:39 > 0:07:41NO AUDIO
0:07:48 > 0:07:50# I'm not going to say
0:07:52 > 0:07:56# Do you ever stop to think along the way
0:07:58 > 0:07:59# But, baby, be...#
0:07:59 > 0:08:01Dad? You OK?
0:08:01 > 0:08:04There goes Jane's college education...
0:08:04 > 0:08:06There goes Cara's.
0:08:06 > 0:08:08Oh, no. What about mine?
0:08:08 > 0:08:09No, you're good. Ah!
0:08:09 > 0:08:11No, wait. There it goes.
0:08:15 > 0:08:17You can't keep me from Marty.
0:08:18 > 0:08:20Dad, let me remind you
0:08:20 > 0:08:22That guys are half the world,
0:08:22 > 0:08:24and I'll find others.
0:08:26 > 0:08:29But know that only Marty gets my heart.
0:08:29 > 0:08:31In the car.
0:08:32 > 0:08:34I know a really good driver.
0:08:34 > 0:08:37No. No.
0:08:44 > 0:08:47Here you go.
0:08:47 > 0:08:50I think your sisters aren't very happy with me.
0:08:50 > 0:08:53Duh! SCOFFS Why do you think?
0:08:53 > 0:08:55You're a good father,
0:08:55 > 0:08:58but sometimes a bad dad.
0:08:59 > 0:09:01Who told you to say that?
0:09:01 > 0:09:02No one.
0:09:02 > 0:09:04Was it Jane or Cara? You can tell me.
0:09:04 > 0:09:07I made it up myself. No, you didn't.
0:09:07 > 0:09:10Which one of your sisters told you to say that?
0:09:10 > 0:09:12I made it up myself. I'm in the fourth grade.
0:09:12 > 0:09:15I can make things up for myself. Jane or Cara?
0:09:15 > 0:09:17I made it up myself. I can think of things myself.
0:09:17 > 0:09:18Jane or Cara?
0:09:18 > 0:09:21I'm in the fourth grade... BOTH: She's in the fourth grade!
0:09:21 > 0:09:24# The weight of the world
0:09:24 > 0:09:26# And the hurt
0:09:26 > 0:09:28# And the dirt
0:09:28 > 0:09:31# Can make you disturbed
0:09:31 > 0:09:33# But I heard
0:09:33 > 0:09:37# But I heard
0:09:37 > 0:09:40# When I wrap my arms around you
0:09:40 > 0:09:44# Every mistake we made crumbles
0:09:44 > 0:09:48# When I wrap my arms around you
0:09:48 > 0:09:52# Everything echoes a new song... #
0:10:05 > 0:10:07HORN HONKS WOMAN: Oh, they're here!
0:10:07 > 0:10:08Oh!
0:10:08 > 0:10:10SECOND WOMAN: They're here. Come on, girls.
0:10:10 > 0:10:13Well! Nice to see you.
0:10:15 > 0:10:17Hey, Dad.
0:10:17 > 0:10:19Mmm!
0:10:19 > 0:10:21Well, now we're all here.
0:10:21 > 0:10:23Mm-hmm. How you doing?
0:10:23 > 0:10:24I'm fine. Well, maybe not.
0:10:24 > 0:10:26My kids can't stand me.
0:10:26 > 0:10:28Well, it just means you're doing something right.
0:10:28 > 0:10:30WOMAN: You're gorgeous!
0:10:30 > 0:10:33Oh, you're so... Hey, honey.
0:10:33 > 0:10:36Look at your girls. They're all grown-up.
0:10:36 > 0:10:38No, no, no. They're still very young.
0:10:38 > 0:10:40Hey! How are you?
0:10:40 > 0:10:42Wow. She's getting big.
0:10:42 > 0:10:43And getting bigger every day.
0:10:43 > 0:10:45Hey, man.
0:10:47 > 0:10:49Hello.
0:10:49 > 0:10:51Hey, Eileen.
0:10:51 > 0:10:52How are you?
0:10:52 > 0:10:54Good to see you. You hit traffic?
0:10:54 > 0:10:56Yeah, it wasn't... ah, not too bad.
0:10:56 > 0:10:57Hi, sis. I'm so glad you're here.
0:10:57 > 0:11:00Who are they? I've never seen these guys in my life.
0:11:00 > 0:11:02Hi, Uncle Dan. Say something.
0:11:02 > 0:11:04Something. It happened! I knew it!
0:11:04 > 0:11:06Way to go. Sounds good.
0:11:06 > 0:11:08Help your uncle with his bags. Thanks.
0:11:08 > 0:11:10Ohhh...
0:11:10 > 0:11:13Honey, you're down here.
0:11:13 > 0:11:16Your brother Mitch has a friend coming to visit, so...
0:11:16 > 0:11:18I'm in the special room. Yeah.
0:11:18 > 0:11:20Mitch: Sorry, bro. That's OK.
0:11:24 > 0:11:26TURNS ON DRYER
0:11:26 > 0:11:29You sleep tight. You, too.
0:11:29 > 0:11:32DRYER CLANGING
0:11:56 > 0:11:57WOMAN: Tired?
0:11:57 > 0:11:59Morning.
0:11:59 > 0:12:01Sleep OK?
0:12:02 > 0:12:04Can I get you guys something?
0:12:04 > 0:12:06Get a life.
0:12:12 > 0:12:14She just needs some space.
0:12:14 > 0:12:16That's not what she needs. Yeah.
0:12:16 > 0:12:19She does. From the sound of things, you all do.
0:12:19 > 0:12:21Yeah. Why don't you go get the papers?
0:12:21 > 0:12:23Oh, Mom.
0:12:23 > 0:12:24Yeah, go on.
0:12:24 > 0:12:26It'll do you good.
0:12:26 > 0:12:28Get lost for a little while.
0:12:28 > 0:12:31Maybe I should stick around. No. Get lost, Dan.
0:12:31 > 0:12:34It's not a request.
0:12:47 > 0:12:49# You
0:12:49 > 0:12:51# Who replaced
0:12:51 > 0:12:54# Every beat THUNDER
0:12:54 > 0:12:56# That was false
0:12:56 > 0:12:59# And uptight
0:12:59 > 0:13:04# Like a metronome
0:13:07 > 0:13:09# You
0:13:09 > 0:13:11# Should have stayed
0:13:11 > 0:13:17# Cos that winter was long
0:13:17 > 0:13:19# But by dawn
0:13:19 > 0:13:21# You were gone
0:13:23 > 0:13:25# I'll
0:13:25 > 0:13:27# Be
0:13:27 > 0:13:32# OK
0:13:32 > 0:13:35# Well, I'll
0:13:35 > 0:13:38# Be
0:13:38 > 0:13:43# OK... #
0:13:51 > 0:13:53Can you help me?
0:13:53 > 0:13:55I'll be with you in a minute.
0:13:55 > 0:13:58Well, then he went downtown.
0:13:58 > 0:14:01Yeah, for coffee. Right.
0:14:05 > 0:14:06WOMAN: Hi.
0:14:06 > 0:14:08Excuse me. Could you help?
0:14:08 > 0:14:10Um...
0:14:10 > 0:14:11I guess.
0:14:11 > 0:14:15I'm looking for a book, obviously.
0:14:15 > 0:14:17Anything in particular? Yes.
0:14:17 > 0:14:20Something that can help me deal with, um...
0:14:22 > 0:14:25What might be an awkward situation.
0:14:25 > 0:14:27Oh, OK. Um...
0:14:27 > 0:14:29What...what kind of...
0:14:29 > 0:14:32Well, something funny might be nice,
0:14:32 > 0:14:35but not necessarily a big "ha ha ha",
0:14:35 > 0:14:37Laugh-out-loud funny, you know.
0:14:37 > 0:14:39And certainly not "make fun of other people" funny,
0:14:39 > 0:14:42But rather something, uh...
0:14:42 > 0:14:44Human funny.
0:14:44 > 0:14:46OK.
0:14:46 > 0:14:50And, uh, if it could sneak up on you,
0:14:50 > 0:14:53surprise you, and at the same time
0:14:53 > 0:14:55make you think that what you thought
0:14:55 > 0:14:58was only right in a wrong kind of way,
0:14:58 > 0:15:01but when you're wrong, there's a certain rightness
0:15:01 > 0:15:03to your wrongness.
0:15:03 > 0:15:05Um... Well, maybe.
0:15:05 > 0:15:07What I mean is... heh heh...
0:15:07 > 0:15:10Um, but more importantly, I'm...
0:15:10 > 0:15:12I'm looking to be swept up.
0:15:14 > 0:15:16And at the same time not...
0:15:16 > 0:15:18Meaning I...I want to feel
0:15:18 > 0:15:21a deep connection to, uh...
0:15:21 > 0:15:23something.
0:15:23 > 0:15:26Or maybe I don't know what I'm looking for.
0:15:26 > 0:15:29Oh, well, in my experience, you rarely find it all in just one book.
0:15:29 > 0:15:31Oh. Maybe that's why there are so many.
0:15:31 > 0:15:33Hmm. So what do we have?
0:15:33 > 0:15:36We have... a smattering,
0:15:36 > 0:15:37a sort of a potpourri...
0:15:37 > 0:15:39Potpourri? Of possibilities...yeah.
0:15:39 > 0:15:42Here we go. We have poetry.
0:15:42 > 0:15:44Dickinson, you know, basic stuff.
0:15:44 > 0:15:46A little Neruda... Oh.
0:15:46 > 0:15:47..is always good. I agree.
0:15:47 > 0:15:50Oh, now, this is actually a real page-turner.
0:15:50 > 0:15:52"The Life Of Gandhi"? I know, but...
0:15:52 > 0:15:55Ah. Nobody has ever been quite so cool
0:15:55 > 0:15:57as him.
0:15:57 > 0:16:00Um, "Lighthouses," "A Good Man Is Hard To Find."
0:16:00 > 0:16:01Oh, for the title alone.
0:16:01 > 0:16:03"Anna Karenina." I don't...
0:16:03 > 0:16:05Oh, now that's funny.
0:16:05 > 0:16:08No. No, actually, no. Funny is here.
0:16:11 > 0:16:13Maybe it's not that funny...
0:16:13 > 0:16:16No, actually, that's funny. Very funny and true.
0:16:16 > 0:16:18Good. OK, good.
0:16:18 > 0:16:23But if you could pick only one...
0:16:23 > 0:16:24Uh, well,
0:16:24 > 0:16:27I would say
0:16:27 > 0:16:29that nothing rivals
0:16:29 > 0:16:31The Romance Of Fishing.
0:16:31 > 0:16:33Ha ha ha ha!
0:16:33 > 0:16:34I'm being honest.
0:16:34 > 0:16:36I just walked around
0:16:36 > 0:16:38and I just grabbed stuff. I just grabbed whatever I could...
0:16:38 > 0:16:40MAN: So, ma'am, you were looking for?
0:16:40 > 0:16:41Oh, sold. I'm sorry?
0:16:41 > 0:16:44I want them all. These were just suggestions...
0:16:44 > 0:16:46No, and you'll make sure he gets the commission, please.
0:16:46 > 0:16:48He doesn't work here.
0:16:48 > 0:16:50Well, he should.
0:16:52 > 0:16:56You are...smooth.
0:16:56 > 0:16:59I...actually, no, I'm not smooth.
0:16:59 > 0:17:01I...well, I'm Dan.
0:17:01 > 0:17:03Sorry.
0:17:04 > 0:17:06Marie.
0:17:06 > 0:17:09Hi.
0:17:09 > 0:17:11Hi.
0:17:11 > 0:17:13Um, so, Marie,
0:17:13 > 0:17:16can I make it up to you?
0:17:16 > 0:17:18OK, here is your tea.
0:17:18 > 0:17:20Hot. Watch it.
0:17:20 > 0:17:21And here is my orange juice.
0:17:21 > 0:17:23I bought a muffin,
0:17:23 > 0:17:26But I think they gave me
0:17:26 > 0:17:28a small planet.
0:17:28 > 0:17:30GIGGLES Just put that down.
0:17:30 > 0:17:33And I have napkins and utensils.
0:17:33 > 0:17:35I'm a big believer in forks.
0:17:35 > 0:17:38And you are not, apparently.
0:17:38 > 0:17:40So, Dan... Yes?
0:17:40 > 0:17:42You were born...?
0:17:42 > 0:17:43I was born,
0:17:43 > 0:17:45like everybody else.
0:17:45 > 0:17:47I grew up, like everybody else.
0:17:47 > 0:17:49Good?
0:17:49 > 0:17:50Mmm.
0:17:52 > 0:17:54Um, OK. What else?
0:17:54 > 0:17:57I went to school, and I had a "Bonanza" lunch pail.
0:17:57 > 0:18:00This show in the sixties, a TV show.
0:18:00 > 0:18:03When I was ten, I wanted to be a magician,
0:18:03 > 0:18:04so I used to hold these magic shows
0:18:04 > 0:18:06for all the kids in the neighbourhood.
0:18:06 > 0:18:09I tried to make a neighbourhood girl levitate.
0:18:09 > 0:18:12And she did, but it involved a body cast
0:18:12 > 0:18:14and several stitches.
0:18:14 > 0:18:15Ha ha ha ha!
0:18:28 > 0:18:30Dan: Let me tell you something.
0:18:30 > 0:18:31Something I've never...
0:18:31 > 0:18:33You're going to laugh...
0:18:33 > 0:18:36Something I've never told anybody... GIGGLING
0:18:36 > 0:18:38..in my life...
0:18:38 > 0:18:41And this is really hard for me to say.
0:18:41 > 0:18:43BOTH GIGGLING
0:18:44 > 0:18:48And then she got, uh...sick.
0:18:48 > 0:18:51And, um, then she was gone.
0:18:52 > 0:18:55And, uh...
0:18:56 > 0:18:58It's taken a while.
0:19:00 > 0:19:04We should probably talk about something else.
0:19:04 > 0:19:06So you're telling me that you're one of those widowers
0:19:06 > 0:19:10with three daughters, who preys on unsuspecting women in bookstores?
0:19:10 > 0:19:12It seems that would be me.
0:19:12 > 0:19:14Been there. Really?
0:19:14 > 0:19:16CHUCKLES
0:19:18 > 0:19:22No, it seems that it's been...
0:19:22 > 0:19:24Seriously hard.
0:19:24 > 0:19:26No. Um...
0:19:26 > 0:19:29No, we're... We're OK now.
0:19:29 > 0:19:31We're really OK.
0:19:31 > 0:19:33(WHISPERED) You don't have to smile.
0:19:34 > 0:19:37Better than the alternative.
0:19:37 > 0:19:39PHONE RINGING
0:19:39 > 0:19:41Ah. Can you hold?
0:19:41 > 0:19:42Mm-hmm.
0:19:44 > 0:19:45Excuse me. Mm-hmm.
0:19:45 > 0:19:48Hi. No, no. I'm minutes away.
0:19:48 > 0:19:50Yes.
0:19:50 > 0:19:52Um, I have to go.
0:19:52 > 0:19:54Oh, OK.
0:19:56 > 0:19:59I just lost track of time.
0:19:59 > 0:20:01I wish we could keep talking.
0:20:01 > 0:20:05Well, it was nice, and a bit unusual meeting you.
0:20:05 > 0:20:07Maybe I can call you sometime?
0:20:07 > 0:20:09Oh, that might be awkward.
0:20:09 > 0:20:12Because you're in a relationship? Yes, a new one.
0:20:12 > 0:20:14Something I would have found out if I hadn't been doing all the talking.
0:20:14 > 0:20:17That's true. It's not exactly fair, is it?
0:20:17 > 0:20:19I mean, uh... Thank you.
0:20:19 > 0:20:21You know all about me and I know nothing about you.
0:20:21 > 0:20:24I just...I don't want to go through the rest of my life
0:20:24 > 0:20:27wondering about the woman in the bookstore who let me do all the talking.
0:20:27 > 0:20:29All we'd be is two people
0:20:29 > 0:20:31finishing a conversation.
0:20:31 > 0:20:33Um...
0:20:33 > 0:20:36OK. No harm in that.
0:20:41 > 0:20:43Oh, OK.
0:20:45 > 0:20:46Call.
0:20:46 > 0:20:49Or don't, but, uh, call.
0:20:51 > 0:20:54ENGINE STARTS
0:20:54 > 0:20:56Oh, um... KNOCKS ON THE WINDOW Hey, hey, hey.
0:20:56 > 0:21:01Just so you know, um, I would even call to say I'm not calling.
0:21:01 > 0:21:02Hmm.
0:21:06 > 0:21:08CHUCKLES
0:21:08 > 0:21:10Um...
0:21:11 > 0:21:13OK.
0:21:17 > 0:21:20"I'd even call to say I'm not calling"?
0:21:20 > 0:21:22Wow.
0:21:22 > 0:21:24HONKING
0:21:24 > 0:21:26Sorry! Sorry!
0:21:26 > 0:21:28POLICE SIREN
0:21:35 > 0:21:37SIGHS
0:21:38 > 0:21:41I, um, I never do this kind of thing, officer.
0:21:41 > 0:21:44I'm usually very...careful. Mm-hmm.
0:21:44 > 0:21:47And nobody believes in...
0:21:47 > 0:21:49Welcome to Rhode Island. Yeah, OK.
0:21:49 > 0:21:51Yeah, it's nice to be here.
0:21:51 > 0:21:54PIANO PLAYING
0:21:55 > 0:21:56Hey.
0:21:56 > 0:21:58Hey.
0:21:58 > 0:22:00CHUCKLES What's wrong?
0:22:00 > 0:22:01Nobody.
0:22:01 > 0:22:04I mean, nothing.
0:22:04 > 0:22:05Daddy's back.
0:22:10 > 0:22:12Dude, are you all right?
0:22:12 > 0:22:14What? Yeah. No, no, no.
0:22:14 > 0:22:15I'm good. Really?
0:22:15 > 0:22:16Yeah.
0:22:16 > 0:22:19Cos you don't seem good.
0:22:19 > 0:22:21Well...
0:22:21 > 0:22:23The strangest thing. I, um...
0:22:23 > 0:22:25Wow.
0:22:25 > 0:22:27"Wow" what?
0:22:29 > 0:22:31(WHISPERS) I met somebody,
0:22:31 > 0:22:32And she's really something.
0:22:32 > 0:22:34Hot damn!
0:22:34 > 0:22:36CHUCKLES That's beyond huge.
0:22:36 > 0:22:37Yeah. You got her number?
0:22:37 > 0:22:39Yeah. Are you going to call?
0:22:39 > 0:22:40It's complicated. No, it's simple.
0:22:40 > 0:22:42You've got to call.
0:22:42 > 0:22:44Oh, he just met her. He's probably worried it's too soon.
0:22:44 > 0:22:46No, it's never too soon, especially for somebody his age.
0:22:46 > 0:22:48SNICKERING Amy, Dan met someone.
0:22:48 > 0:22:50Shh. You met someone?
0:22:50 > 0:22:51Dan: Hey, shh.
0:22:51 > 0:22:53How soon till he can call?
0:22:53 > 0:22:55Yeah, I wouldn't know. I haven't been single for years.
0:22:55 > 0:22:56You need to... oh, my god.
0:22:56 > 0:22:58Uncle Dan met someone?
0:22:58 > 0:22:59Uncle Dan met a hottie.
0:22:59 > 0:23:01Don't get excited. That is enough.
0:23:01 > 0:23:05Jeez. You know what? Let's ask Annie.
0:23:05 > 0:23:08What...what does she look like?
0:23:08 > 0:23:09She...
0:23:09 > 0:23:10What's the, um...
0:23:13 > 0:23:15The question?
0:23:15 > 0:23:16This is my brother, Dan.
0:23:16 > 0:23:18And, uh, he needs your advice.
0:23:18 > 0:23:20He met some hottie downtown,
0:23:20 > 0:23:22and, um, she's a little shell-shocked.
0:23:22 > 0:23:24Yeah, wouldn't you be? Mitch neglects
0:23:24 > 0:23:26to mention that in their little weekend away,
0:23:26 > 0:23:27she's going to meet our entire family.
0:23:27 > 0:23:29I didn't want to scare her off.
0:23:29 > 0:23:31Nana: Let's go, everybody.
0:23:31 > 0:23:33Let's go.
0:23:35 > 0:23:37So...Annie?
0:23:37 > 0:23:38It's Anne Marie.
0:23:38 > 0:23:39Mitch calls me Annie,
0:23:39 > 0:23:41but I'm Marie everywhere else.
0:23:41 > 0:23:43Yeah, I have two Marys and a Martha in my exercise class,
0:23:43 > 0:23:45so I didn't want to confuse people.
0:23:45 > 0:23:47No. That...that would be not good.
0:23:47 > 0:23:50I...I prefer Marie.
0:23:50 > 0:23:51Nana: Come on, sweetie. All the women are on the porch.
0:23:51 > 0:23:54Yeah, girls are out there, guys in here.
0:23:54 > 0:23:56Mitch: Come on, Dan. Let's do it.
0:23:59 > 0:24:00Perfect.
0:24:00 > 0:24:02"Briefest time units."
0:24:02 > 0:24:04Four letters. "Milli."
0:24:04 > 0:24:05Oh, wait, wait, wait... "Nano."
0:24:05 > 0:24:07A-n-o.
0:24:07 > 0:24:09Yeah. Great!
0:24:09 > 0:24:11Hey, no spying.
0:24:13 > 0:24:15You guys are way behind!
0:24:15 > 0:24:17That's not helping.
0:24:17 > 0:24:19I don't think "Secretive" fits.
0:24:19 > 0:24:21Man: No, no, it doesn't fit. "Secretive" doesn't fit.
0:24:21 > 0:24:22Let's move on to 12 across.
0:24:22 > 0:24:24All right, we're moving on.
0:24:24 > 0:24:25So, for you to be interested in someone,
0:24:25 > 0:24:27She must be really special, right? Let's get 12 across.
0:24:27 > 0:24:29This is what I'm trying to tell you.
0:24:29 > 0:24:30It is not going to happen.
0:24:30 > 0:24:32She's already dating somebody.
0:24:32 > 0:24:34That's none of your problem, bro.
0:24:34 > 0:24:36Uh, actually, it kind of is.
0:24:36 > 0:24:39Listen up. 15 across, 5 letters..."Pan-fried."
0:24:39 > 0:24:41"Pan-fried." Let's go.
0:24:41 > 0:24:43"Grill." Dude, is there a rock on her left hand?
0:24:43 > 0:24:45Uh, no. Not yet. Then all's fair.
0:24:45 > 0:24:47Poppy: All right. Now, focus, people.
0:24:47 > 0:24:49"Pan-fried."
0:24:49 > 0:24:50"Saute."
0:24:50 > 0:24:52Oh, my gosh. Of course it's "Saute."
0:24:52 > 0:24:53LAUGHTER
0:24:53 > 0:24:54So, uh...
0:24:54 > 0:24:56And the word before it,
0:24:56 > 0:24:58did we try "Zeitgeist"?
0:24:58 > 0:25:00It'd be e-i-t.
0:25:00 > 0:25:02Which, I think, then would make "Ozone" work.
0:25:02 > 0:25:04Eileen: Oh, lord, we hit the mother load.
0:25:04 > 0:25:06LAUGHTER
0:25:06 > 0:25:09Wow.
0:25:09 > 0:25:12Ten letters..."Anything that can go wrong will."
0:25:12 > 0:25:13So...
0:25:13 > 0:25:15Dan. Earth to Dan. Come on. We're still at across.
0:25:15 > 0:25:17We're not even at down, Dan. We're not even at down here.
0:25:17 > 0:25:18Come on. We're dying here, buddy.
0:25:18 > 0:25:19ALL CHEERING Come on!
0:25:19 > 0:25:21That's it.
0:25:21 > 0:25:23We're done.
0:25:23 > 0:25:26To the dishes. Congratulations.
0:25:26 > 0:25:28Anne Marie!
0:25:28 > 0:25:30Let's check it!
0:25:30 > 0:25:33What now, boys? Dishes, Dad!
0:25:33 > 0:25:35Dan, what happened to you? You were totally useless out there.
0:25:35 > 0:25:36Sorry, guys.
0:25:36 > 0:25:38Lay off him. He's got a lot on his mind.
0:25:38 > 0:25:40Hey, Dad, Mom,
0:25:40 > 0:25:42What do you think of...
0:25:42 > 0:25:44Well, Mitch, it's too soon to tell.
0:25:44 > 0:25:47That being said, she's bright,
0:25:47 > 0:25:49Lovely, adorable,
0:25:49 > 0:25:51And if you botch this up, we'll keep her
0:25:51 > 0:25:54and get rid of you.
0:25:54 > 0:25:57Dan, honey, you missed a spot.
0:25:57 > 0:25:59Seriously, dude, that girl is smokin',
0:25:59 > 0:26:02I'm ready to say, really.
0:26:02 > 0:26:04What do you think of her?
0:26:04 > 0:26:07Um, she's great.
0:26:26 > 0:26:28FOOTSTEPS ASCENDING
0:26:28 > 0:26:30Boy: Hey, hey.
0:26:30 > 0:26:32Uh... Go, go.
0:26:32 > 0:26:34No, no, no. Let's go, Gus. All right.
0:26:34 > 0:26:36Can I show you where we are on this map here?
0:26:36 > 0:26:38Oh, yes, yes.
0:26:38 > 0:26:40Um...
0:26:40 > 0:26:42If I had known, I would have never...
0:26:42 > 0:26:44Not my brother's girlfriend.
0:26:44 > 0:26:46Oh, no, of course not.
0:26:46 > 0:26:48And for the record, I never called you a hottie.
0:26:48 > 0:26:49Mitch: Whoo!
0:26:49 > 0:26:52OK, we are... this is the bay. Ah.
0:26:52 > 0:26:54And we're right there. I see.
0:26:54 > 0:26:56So what should we do?
0:26:56 > 0:26:58It's kind of funny. Maybe we should just tell everyone.
0:26:58 > 0:27:00No. No.
0:27:00 > 0:27:01No, no, no...
0:27:01 > 0:27:03We didn't do anything wrong.
0:27:03 > 0:27:05Oh, good. Glad you're getting to know each other.
0:27:05 > 0:27:07Yep. Yeah. Just showing her where we are on the map.
0:27:07 > 0:27:10Gus: Hey, Uncle Mitch, you're not counting.
0:27:10 > 0:27:12OK, OK. Hey.
0:27:12 > 0:27:14I know what's going on here with you two.
0:27:17 > 0:27:18You're not hiding.
0:27:18 > 0:27:20CHUCKLES Go ahead.
0:27:20 > 0:27:221...
0:27:22 > 0:27:232...
0:27:23 > 0:27:25Go. OK. Ha ha!
0:27:25 > 0:27:283...
0:27:28 > 0:27:30Clay, I know you're in that back closet.
0:27:30 > 0:27:33Clay: Oh, come on, man. Ha ha ha! 4...
0:27:33 > 0:27:35Do-over! 5...
0:27:35 > 0:27:376. I'm counting to 200.
0:27:37 > 0:27:39We see you. Yes, we do. 7...
0:27:39 > 0:27:41I'm going to lay down for this whole thing.
0:27:41 > 0:27:428...
0:27:42 > 0:27:44SIGHS
0:27:44 > 0:27:45Mitch is a great guy...
0:27:45 > 0:27:48He is. Yeah, he's fun and, uh, funny.
0:27:48 > 0:27:50Uncomplicated in a good way.
0:27:50 > 0:27:52Just what I need. He's a great guy.
0:27:52 > 0:27:549...
0:27:54 > 0:27:57See, I just ended this long, messy relationship,
0:27:57 > 0:28:00and I joined this gym and Mitch was there.
0:28:00 > 0:28:02He's a great guy.
0:28:02 > 0:28:05You keep saying that. Well, because he is.
0:28:05 > 0:28:07Ah. 10.
0:28:07 > 0:28:09(RAPIDLY) 11, 12, 13, 14, 15.
0:28:09 > 0:28:12So good luck to all of us.
0:28:12 > 0:28:14OK.
0:28:18 > 0:28:21So a little bird told me you're going to be syndicated. Really?
0:28:21 > 0:28:23They're looking at a bunch of columnists.
0:28:23 > 0:28:24It's a long shot, at best.
0:28:24 > 0:28:26She's amazing.
0:28:26 > 0:28:28Name a place, she's either lived there or visited:
0:28:28 > 0:28:32Tibet, Chile, Berlin when there was the wall.
0:28:32 > 0:28:33Jeez!
0:28:33 > 0:28:36Ha ha!
0:28:36 > 0:28:37Whoa, whoa! What'd I miss?
0:28:37 > 0:28:39Poppy: Well, Mitch certainly made out.
0:28:39 > 0:28:41Yep.
0:28:41 > 0:28:43What about you? Have you found anyone?
0:28:43 > 0:28:44Dad, don't.
0:28:44 > 0:28:48Well, come on. You always say that with Suzanne you won the lottery,
0:28:48 > 0:28:51And that to try again would feel greedy,
0:28:51 > 0:28:54But...it's been 4 years.
0:28:54 > 0:28:57Can we just walk, please?
0:29:03 > 0:29:05LAUGHTER
0:29:06 > 0:29:08I wanted to spare you.
0:29:08 > 0:29:11And I never smelled a thing.
0:29:11 > 0:29:12LAUGHTER
0:29:12 > 0:29:14Somebody please pass the corn.
0:29:14 > 0:29:16Marie: That's how we met.
0:29:16 > 0:29:18Ah. I got it.
0:29:18 > 0:29:19What's your sign?
0:29:19 > 0:29:21Scorpio, Libra rising.
0:29:21 > 0:29:22Oh, my God. So am I. Really?
0:29:22 > 0:29:24Do you have any siblings? Marie: No.
0:29:24 > 0:29:25Who wants corn? Any?
0:29:25 > 0:29:27Eileen: Tell us something about yourself
0:29:27 > 0:29:29few people know, not even Mitch.
0:29:31 > 0:29:33I am an...
0:29:33 > 0:29:35an accomplished
0:29:35 > 0:29:37maker of pancakes.
0:29:37 > 0:29:38Talent show.
0:29:38 > 0:29:40Talent show, right there.
0:29:40 > 0:29:41What would your perfect day be?
0:29:41 > 0:29:42Mine would start with Annie, and it would end with...
0:29:42 > 0:29:44Mitch, once again, I was not asking you.
0:29:44 > 0:29:45Wait. So you were saying?
0:29:45 > 0:29:48My perfect day would start with going to a country
0:29:48 > 0:29:50where they speak a language I don't know.
0:29:50 > 0:29:54New customs, someplace where I'm completely out of my element.
0:29:54 > 0:29:56Welcome. I think you've arrived.
0:29:56 > 0:29:58LAUGHTER
0:29:58 > 0:29:59I just want to say the first time...
0:29:59 > 0:30:02The first time that I saw her...
0:30:02 > 0:30:05Sweetheart, sweetheart, you don't have to shout.
0:30:05 > 0:30:07Well, I...I thought that...
0:30:07 > 0:30:10that I just died because there's an angel in the room.
0:30:10 > 0:30:13Mmm. Thank you.
0:30:16 > 0:30:19That's sweet.
0:30:20 > 0:30:22Cara: Are you and Mitch in love?
0:30:22 > 0:30:24This corn is like an angel.
0:30:30 > 0:30:33CHILDREN TALKING AT ONCE
0:30:56 > 0:30:57Dan: Dessert.
0:30:57 > 0:30:59Dessert.
0:30:59 > 0:31:01Danny, some of us are still eating.
0:31:01 > 0:31:03It's getting late. No, it's not.
0:31:03 > 0:31:05I'm an only child, too. This is really overwhelming, isn't it?
0:31:05 > 0:31:07Have you ever lived your perfect day?
0:31:07 > 0:31:10When does a boyfriend become a lover?
0:31:10 > 0:31:11OK.
0:31:11 > 0:31:12OK, all right, all right.
0:31:12 > 0:31:14I think we can stop asking her questions.
0:31:14 > 0:31:16You've been grilling her all night.
0:31:16 > 0:31:17I'm sorry. Does it feel like we're grilling you?
0:31:17 > 0:31:19No, no. Not at all.
0:31:19 > 0:31:20Dan: She's just being nice.
0:31:20 > 0:31:23No. I love the questions.
0:31:23 > 0:31:25Oh, please. Mmm!
0:31:25 > 0:31:27On behalf of my family,
0:31:27 > 0:31:29I would like to apologize.
0:31:29 > 0:31:32None of Mitch's previous girlfriends have ever been subjected
0:31:32 > 0:31:33To such in-depth questioning.
0:31:33 > 0:31:35Yeah, Dan does have a point.
0:31:35 > 0:31:36Dan: Right?
0:31:36 > 0:31:37Not the body double. No.
0:31:37 > 0:31:40Not the Dancer. Oh, god.
0:31:40 > 0:31:44Or the "massage therapist."
0:31:44 > 0:31:46None of the flight attendants
0:31:46 > 0:31:48From every major and regional airline,
0:31:48 > 0:31:50Who've wheeled their carts through this very house.
0:31:50 > 0:31:52OK, that's enough. Well, am I wrong?
0:31:52 > 0:31:54Come on!
0:31:57 > 0:31:59Wow, Dan.
0:31:59 > 0:32:01Thank you for pointing that out.
0:32:01 > 0:32:04You're the smartest guy I know.
0:32:04 > 0:32:06He's right.
0:32:06 > 0:32:09It's Annie's turn to ask me whatever...
0:32:09 > 0:32:11(QUIETLY) She prefers Marie.
0:32:12 > 0:32:14Ask me whatever you want, Marie?
0:32:14 > 0:32:16I don't have any questions.
0:32:16 > 0:32:18Oh, come on.
0:32:18 > 0:32:20CHUCKLES
0:32:20 > 0:32:22Mitch said early on that if I'd forgive him his past,
0:32:22 > 0:32:26he'd forgive me mine.
0:32:26 > 0:32:27Well, that's a stupid thing to do.
0:32:27 > 0:32:29Nana: OK, everybody, into the family room.
0:32:29 > 0:32:31Kids, come on!
0:32:31 > 0:32:34Into the family room.
0:32:39 > 0:32:42John, bring the pies, please.
0:32:47 > 0:32:50Not you. You'll be doing the dishes alone.
0:32:55 > 0:32:58DISTANT CONVERSATION
0:32:58 > 0:33:00Cara: Yes, yes, yes!
0:33:00 > 0:33:02LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:33:06 > 0:33:08Second word. Second word.
0:33:08 > 0:33:10You! You!
0:33:10 > 0:33:11Mitch: Hey.
0:33:11 > 0:33:14I'm sorry. I was way, way out of line.
0:33:14 > 0:33:16No. You're never out of line. You're my brother.
0:33:16 > 0:33:19No, I think you'll understand when I tell you...
0:33:19 > 0:33:20There's nothing that you could say or do that would upset me.
0:33:20 > 0:33:23The woman I met at the bookstore... Can I just say one thing?
0:33:23 > 0:33:26When you were talking about my other girls,
0:33:26 > 0:33:28I realized something.
0:33:30 > 0:33:33What I feel for Marie...
0:33:33 > 0:33:34is different.
0:33:36 > 0:33:38You know that feeling
0:33:38 > 0:33:40in, um, in your...
0:33:40 > 0:33:41Heart. Yeah.
0:33:41 > 0:33:43When your heart is just...
0:33:43 > 0:33:45Pounding? Pounding.
0:33:45 > 0:33:47And... Like it's actually outside your ribs?
0:33:47 > 0:33:48Yes.
0:33:48 > 0:33:50Exposed, vulnerable?
0:33:50 > 0:33:52Yeah. But wonderful and awful
0:33:52 > 0:33:54and heartsick and alive, all at the same time?
0:33:54 > 0:33:58Yes, yes. What do you call that?
0:33:58 > 0:33:59CHUCKLES
0:33:59 > 0:34:01Uh, love.
0:34:06 > 0:34:07You always did have the words.
0:34:07 > 0:34:09FAMILY CLAMBERING
0:34:13 > 0:34:15Stanford or Berkeley.
0:34:15 > 0:34:16Oh, those are great schools.
0:34:16 > 0:34:19Maybe University Of Washington
0:34:19 > 0:34:22or somewhere closer to home.
0:34:24 > 0:34:28Lil, if you have trouble sleeping, you know where to find me.
0:34:28 > 0:34:30Dad.
0:34:31 > 0:34:33Hey, Uncle Mitch,
0:34:33 > 0:34:34are you going in for your good-night kiss?
0:34:34 > 0:34:35You bet.
0:34:35 > 0:34:37Mom and dad's old "Separate bedrooms
0:34:37 > 0:34:38till you're married" rule.
0:34:38 > 0:34:40It is kind of high-school. I agree with that rule.
0:34:40 > 0:34:42Thank you, Dan. You're welcome.
0:34:42 > 0:34:43Amy: Mitch, what are you doing?
0:34:43 > 0:34:45Marie brought some books, but I thought
0:34:45 > 0:34:47she should read a real book by a real writer.
0:34:47 > 0:34:49Dan: Oh, no, no, no. That's not a good idea.
0:34:49 > 0:34:50Au contraire. Please don't.
0:34:50 > 0:34:51Best book I've ever read.
0:34:51 > 0:34:53May be the only book you've ever read.
0:34:53 > 0:34:54Mitch: Funny. Be nice.
0:34:54 > 0:34:56And if you could sign it, I think that'd be really great.
0:34:56 > 0:34:57Nana: Careful. That's a first edition.
0:34:57 > 0:34:59It's the only edition, Mom.
0:34:59 > 0:35:00Oh, now. Good night.
0:35:00 > 0:35:01Good night.
0:35:01 > 0:35:04Sleep tight.
0:35:04 > 0:35:07Um, I really wish you wouldn't.
0:35:09 > 0:35:10"Good luck"? That's it?
0:35:10 > 0:35:13OK. We can work with that.
0:35:13 > 0:35:14Hi.
0:35:23 > 0:35:24Good night.
0:35:27 > 0:35:30DRYER CLANGING
0:35:37 > 0:35:39SIGHS
0:35:39 > 0:35:40Hey.
0:35:40 > 0:35:41Say good morning.
0:35:41 > 0:35:44Morning. Yeah.
0:35:44 > 0:35:47Heh heh! Have fun.
0:35:47 > 0:35:50Here you go, sweetheart. There ya go.
0:35:50 > 0:35:51Mitch: Marie?
0:35:51 > 0:35:53Will you join us, please, beautiful girl?
0:35:53 > 0:35:55Hey, Mom?
0:35:55 > 0:35:57Yeah, honey? Mom, will you hit that music?
0:35:57 > 0:35:58Sure. John, get in.
0:35:58 > 0:36:00You need this more than I do. Here he comes.
0:36:00 > 0:36:01I got him. Mitch: All right, good.
0:36:01 > 0:36:03All right, Dan. Get on over here.
0:36:03 > 0:36:05Here we go. Boxer shuffle.
0:36:05 > 0:36:07And I want to see those fists up.
0:36:08 > 0:36:103, 2, 1. To the right.
0:36:10 > 0:36:13"SEPTEMBER" PLAYING Get a good bounce. 5, 6, 7.
0:36:13 > 0:36:16Switch. # Do you remember
0:36:16 > 0:36:18Whoo! # The 21st night of September...#
0:36:18 > 0:36:204, 5, 6, 7.
0:36:20 > 0:36:24Count it. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7.
0:36:24 > 0:36:26You want to take this? Can I?
0:36:26 > 0:36:29Yeah, yeah, yeah. OK.
0:36:29 > 0:36:30Salsa?
0:36:30 > 0:36:31Yeah.
0:36:31 > 0:36:33You want to salsa?
0:36:33 > 0:36:35The floor is yours, baby.
0:36:35 > 0:36:36And left.
0:36:36 > 0:36:38And 1,
0:36:38 > 0:36:392...
0:36:39 > 0:36:40Dan, now you can see her up front.
0:36:40 > 0:36:42Beginners in the middle. Heh heh!
0:36:42 > 0:36:44Keep your eyes on Marie. And again in the centre.
0:36:44 > 0:36:48And 1, 2, 3,
0:36:48 > 0:36:504, 5...
0:36:50 > 0:36:51# Ba de ya
0:36:51 > 0:36:53# Never was a cloudy day. #
0:36:53 > 0:36:55Let's do the arm a little bit.
0:36:55 > 0:36:56All right.
0:36:56 > 0:36:57# My thoughts are with you...
0:36:57 > 0:37:011, 2, 3, 4...
0:37:01 > 0:37:03# Only blue talk and love
0:37:03 > 0:37:05# Remember
0:37:05 > 0:37:10# How we know love Was here to stay
0:37:10 > 0:37:12# Now December
0:37:12 > 0:37:13# Found the love we shared...#
0:37:13 > 0:37:15OK, everybody look at Marie for what to do,
0:37:15 > 0:37:17Dan what not to do.
0:37:17 > 0:37:19(LAUGHTER)
0:37:19 > 0:37:21Clay: You are excellent at this. Thank you so much.
0:37:21 > 0:37:22You were great. That was great.
0:37:22 > 0:37:24Whoo!
0:37:24 > 0:37:27(OVERLAPPING CONVERSATIONS)
0:37:34 > 0:37:36Clay: Wow.
0:37:36 > 0:37:38Now, that's a good stretch.
0:37:42 > 0:37:44Hey, maybe you'll try that on me a little later.
0:37:55 > 0:37:58LAUGHING
0:38:02 > 0:38:04Lilly: Dad?
0:38:04 > 0:38:06Lilly, get your sisters to meet me in front.
0:38:06 > 0:38:08Now.
0:38:12 > 0:38:15Where are you going? Can we come with you?
0:38:15 > 0:38:17Can we? Can we? Can we?
0:38:17 > 0:38:19Oh, actually my girls are looking
0:38:19 > 0:38:21for a little quality alone time with their dad,
0:38:21 > 0:38:23but I promise we'll do it another day,
0:38:23 > 0:38:25All right? Lil, come on.
0:38:25 > 0:38:26Let's go. In the car.
0:38:26 > 0:38:28Girls, let's go.
0:38:28 > 0:38:30Dad, what is it?
0:38:30 > 0:38:32Nana's going to teach me how to knit.
0:38:32 > 0:38:33Dan: Cara, let's go.
0:38:33 > 0:38:35No.
0:38:37 > 0:38:40OK, so what are you waiting for?
0:38:40 > 0:38:42Come here.
0:38:42 > 0:38:43Right here.
0:38:43 > 0:38:45Right here. Oh!
0:38:45 > 0:38:46Oh, you're so heavy.
0:38:46 > 0:38:49I don't know if I can do it.
0:38:49 > 0:38:51All right. Huh? Ha ha ha!
0:38:51 > 0:38:53I don't think I...
0:39:00 > 0:39:02Dan: Wow.
0:39:05 > 0:39:08No, no, no.
0:39:08 > 0:39:09This used to be the place
0:39:09 > 0:39:11with all the shells
0:39:11 > 0:39:14and the paper-mache shark.
0:39:14 > 0:39:16Honey, remember you loved the salt water taffy?
0:39:16 > 0:39:19When I was 4. Yeah, but...OK.
0:39:20 > 0:39:22Stick with me, guys.
0:39:22 > 0:39:24Oh, I have an idea! Bowling!
0:39:24 > 0:39:26Yeah? All right. Sounds good.
0:39:26 > 0:39:30Life is full of disappointment,
0:39:30 > 0:39:32big and sometimes even bigger.
0:39:32 > 0:39:34So, what's it going to be,
0:39:34 > 0:39:37he lighthouse or the railroad museum? Your pick.
0:39:39 > 0:39:41Do you know why we have lighthouses?
0:39:41 > 0:39:43Because they're neat?
0:39:44 > 0:39:46That's right, yes.
0:39:46 > 0:39:48And also because they help
0:39:48 > 0:39:50when it's dark out.
0:39:50 > 0:39:52They help keep boats safe
0:39:52 > 0:39:55And keep us from crashing into the rocks
0:39:55 > 0:39:57because when you're out there
0:39:57 > 0:40:00and you're being tossed back and forth
0:40:00 > 0:40:02by those big, dark waves
0:40:02 > 0:40:06and you think that you'll never feel land again
0:40:06 > 0:40:09and that you can just split into a million pieces
0:40:09 > 0:40:12and sink down all the way down...
0:40:12 > 0:40:14Deep.
0:40:14 > 0:40:18It's the light that keeps us on course.
0:40:18 > 0:40:19It's the light.
0:40:19 > 0:40:20Lilly: Dad.
0:40:20 > 0:40:22Are you OK?
0:40:22 > 0:40:25Of course I'm OK...
0:40:25 > 0:40:26Honey.
0:40:32 > 0:40:34You guys have fun?
0:40:34 > 0:40:36No. No. No.
0:40:39 > 0:40:41Amy: Kids, where have you been?
0:40:41 > 0:40:43I know, I know. I'm...
0:40:43 > 0:40:44We looked all over.
0:40:44 > 0:40:45You know, for an expert on parenting...
0:40:45 > 0:40:47I'm sorry. I wasn't thinking.
0:40:47 > 0:40:49Daddy! Hi, buddy.
0:40:49 > 0:40:51Great.
0:40:55 > 0:40:56Yeah! Yeah!
0:40:56 > 0:40:58PANTING
0:40:59 > 0:41:00Dan!
0:41:00 > 0:41:02She was amazing. You should have seen her.
0:41:02 > 0:41:04She killed the last quarter-mile.
0:41:04 > 0:41:06It was fast. Was enough?
0:41:06 > 0:41:07Yeah, it was like I couldn't catch up.
0:41:07 > 0:41:10Even your sweater's beautiful.
0:41:10 > 0:41:12Ha ha!
0:41:12 > 0:41:14Where'd Dan go?
0:41:14 > 0:41:17Mitch: Mom, she moves like a goddess.
0:41:17 > 0:41:19She's like a panther.
0:41:19 > 0:41:21Just her eyes...
0:41:21 > 0:41:23And she's competitive. I just wanted to
0:41:23 > 0:41:25pounce on her, you know what I mean?
0:41:25 > 0:41:27It's like I wanted to ride her up the beach.
0:41:27 > 0:41:28Now, don't do that.
0:41:28 > 0:41:30She was like my stallion.
0:41:30 > 0:41:32(MITCH CHUCKLING) Oh.
0:41:34 > 0:41:36I wanted her to be a part of me, you know? I mean...
0:41:36 > 0:41:37Marie!
0:41:37 > 0:41:42There's fresh towels up there in the cabinet to the right.
0:41:42 > 0:41:44I miss your skin.
0:41:45 > 0:41:47I miss your smell.
0:41:47 > 0:41:49Mmm.
0:41:49 > 0:41:52I miss... I miss your eyes.
0:41:52 > 0:41:54GIGGLES
0:41:54 > 0:41:56Dad! SNICKERS
0:41:56 > 0:41:57I...
0:41:57 > 0:41:58You are such a freak!
0:41:58 > 0:42:01No, sorry. It's just my loser of a father!
0:42:01 > 0:42:04Yeah, he was totally spying.
0:42:04 > 0:42:05DOOR SLAMS
0:42:07 > 0:42:09KNOCKING
0:42:09 > 0:42:10RUNNING WATER Marie: hello?
0:42:10 > 0:42:13Hello? We got to talk.
0:42:13 > 0:42:15Uh, can it wait?
0:42:15 > 0:42:17Is this working for you?
0:42:17 > 0:42:19I mean, really working. Be honest.
0:42:19 > 0:42:21I'm having a nice time.
0:42:21 > 0:42:22A nice time? Yes, I am.
0:42:22 > 0:42:24So you're enjoying yourself?
0:42:24 > 0:42:26Except for this soap in my eyes.
0:42:26 > 0:42:28OK, 'cos you know what? I'm not.
0:42:28 > 0:42:30I'm not enjoying myself, and I think
0:42:30 > 0:42:32that as two people of principle
0:42:32 > 0:42:34that we should have some ground rules, don't you?
0:42:34 > 0:42:35Oh, yeah, sure.
0:42:35 > 0:42:36OK, sure.
0:42:38 > 0:42:39Oh, OK. All right.
0:42:39 > 0:42:41That's exactly what I'm talking about.
0:42:41 > 0:42:43No, no, no, no. We need to keep our distance.
0:42:43 > 0:42:44Just stop. Stay away.
0:42:44 > 0:42:45Towel. Stop. OK.
0:42:45 > 0:42:46I'm sorry.
0:42:46 > 0:42:48Thank you.
0:42:48 > 0:42:50And, you know, stop reading my book, OK?
0:42:50 > 0:42:52Just stop. Why?
0:42:52 > 0:42:54And that salsa thing you do.
0:42:54 > 0:42:56What are you talking about?
0:42:56 > 0:42:58The salsa dance. This...this thing.
0:42:58 > 0:43:00If you could just not do that...
0:43:00 > 0:43:01GIGGLING
0:43:01 > 0:43:03If you would just stop doing that as a rule,
0:43:03 > 0:43:05It would be very helpful to me,
0:43:05 > 0:43:07And there are other things you could do, such as not exist.
0:43:07 > 0:43:08Oh, thank you.
0:43:08 > 0:43:10Not...yeah, I said it.
0:43:10 > 0:43:12I said it. I didn't mean it, but I said it.
0:43:12 > 0:43:14And you know what else I'm going to do?
0:43:14 > 0:43:18I am going to make myself less attractive
0:43:18 > 0:43:20so as to not encourage any inappropriate...
0:43:20 > 0:43:22Ha ha ha ha!
0:43:22 > 0:43:24OK, that's hilarious. But, you know what? I...
0:43:24 > 0:43:27Ha ha ha! No. I'm going to stop thinking about you.
0:43:27 > 0:43:29Good. I will.
0:43:29 > 0:43:33And if I start thinking about you,
0:43:33 > 0:43:35which may happen in a moment of...of...
0:43:35 > 0:43:36Weakness? Weakness,
0:43:36 > 0:43:39I am going to focus all of my thoughts on your flaws.
0:43:39 > 0:43:41My flaws? Your flaws.
0:43:41 > 0:43:42And they are?
0:43:42 > 0:43:44I have no idea, but you can rest assured
0:43:44 > 0:43:46that I am going to find...
0:43:46 > 0:43:47I'm...I'm in here.
0:43:47 > 0:43:49Oh, I'm so sorry. Are you taking a shower?
0:43:49 > 0:43:51Yes, I'm taking a shower. Oh.
0:43:51 > 0:43:53Well, a little advice... old house, old pipes.
0:43:53 > 0:43:55Thank you. Thanks. Yeah.
0:43:55 > 0:43:57Um...
0:43:57 > 0:43:59Can I talk to you about something?
0:43:59 > 0:44:00Sure.
0:44:00 > 0:44:03Could we just keep this between us?
0:44:03 > 0:44:05It's just...it was...
0:44:08 > 0:44:11When you talked to us about your life last night,
0:44:11 > 0:44:13you know, the importance of travel and trying new things,
0:44:13 > 0:44:20you know, and I just started thinking about amazing, um,
0:44:20 > 0:44:22all of that, you know, how much...
0:44:22 > 0:44:24You know, that looks like it's ready.
0:44:24 > 0:44:25Ah.
0:44:25 > 0:44:27Right. Um...
0:44:29 > 0:44:30But, just...
0:44:30 > 0:44:32Oh, you're... you're still dressed.
0:44:32 > 0:44:34Oh, uh...
0:44:35 > 0:44:37I'll look away. I'm not going to... I'll look over here.
0:44:37 > 0:44:41Anyway, so it just... I just realized, you know, really...
0:44:41 > 0:44:43Um...
0:44:43 > 0:44:47You know, I've been thinking a lot about what I want to do,
0:44:47 > 0:44:48You know, in the future,
0:44:48 > 0:44:50like not just for school, but...
0:44:50 > 0:44:53I just have to figure out exactly what I want to do with my life.
0:44:53 > 0:44:55I mean, I know if I go somewhere new
0:44:55 > 0:44:58and, you know, try new things,
0:44:58 > 0:45:00but it's just hard to figure out,
0:45:00 > 0:45:03you know, your place, like where you should be.
0:45:03 > 0:45:04Right.
0:45:04 > 0:45:06And to have that experience, you know,
0:45:06 > 0:45:11which is, you know, what it's all about, you know?
0:45:11 > 0:45:12Right.
0:45:12 > 0:45:14But it's also...
0:45:14 > 0:45:16I mean, it's also terrifying
0:45:16 > 0:45:18realizing what you want
0:45:18 > 0:45:21is what you want, you know what I mean?
0:45:21 > 0:45:23You know, I think it's so...
0:45:23 > 0:45:27It's not... it's interesting
0:45:27 > 0:45:29the way that you can end up somewhere...
0:45:29 > 0:45:30Shh.
0:45:30 > 0:45:33Other than where you, um...
0:45:39 > 0:45:40Oh!
0:45:44 > 0:45:46GROANS
0:45:50 > 0:45:52Lunch!
0:45:52 > 0:45:54OVERLAPPING CONVERSATIONS
0:45:56 > 0:45:58Mac and cheese. Nothing better.
0:45:58 > 0:46:00Adults are in the dining room.
0:46:00 > 0:46:03You know, I think I'm going to mix it up
0:46:03 > 0:46:05and sit with my peeps. What can I do?
0:46:05 > 0:46:06Dan.
0:46:06 > 0:46:09Oh, please, just let me be.
0:46:17 > 0:46:18Dan: Hey, guys.
0:46:18 > 0:46:20Hi, Uncle Dan. Hey.
0:46:20 > 0:46:21Hi, Uncle Dan.
0:46:29 > 0:46:31Aah!
0:46:44 > 0:46:46Hello?
0:46:50 > 0:46:52GIGGLING
0:46:52 > 0:46:54LILLY GIGGLING
0:46:58 > 0:46:59Hi.
0:46:59 > 0:47:01Hi. What's going on?
0:47:01 > 0:47:03Marie's helping me with something.
0:47:03 > 0:47:05We're having no fun at all.
0:47:05 > 0:47:07Yeah, I can see that.
0:47:07 > 0:47:08How's she doing?
0:47:08 > 0:47:10She's amazing.
0:47:10 > 0:47:11Bye, Dad.
0:47:11 > 0:47:13Bye.
0:47:13 > 0:47:14Bye.
0:47:14 > 0:47:16Bye.
0:47:17 > 0:47:18So, you were saying?
0:47:18 > 0:47:22Oh, yeah. And I was trying to make, like, you know...
0:47:22 > 0:47:25I'm trying to make, like, a little heart, but, you know,
0:47:25 > 0:47:27I didn't know how to even draw a heart,
0:47:27 > 0:47:29so I cut it and it came out...
0:47:29 > 0:47:32like, it was so... it came out like a...
0:47:32 > 0:47:34like a star.
0:47:34 > 0:47:36KNOCKING Yeah?
0:47:36 > 0:47:37DOOR OPENS Nana: Dan? Hmm?
0:47:37 > 0:47:39Hi. Hey.
0:47:39 > 0:47:41Honey, you know we're worried about you.
0:47:41 > 0:47:43You know that. And with your
0:47:43 > 0:47:45behaviour last night and this morning,
0:47:45 > 0:47:48we are now officially worried.
0:47:48 > 0:47:50Well, thanks. I'm touched,
0:47:50 > 0:47:53But I'm...I'm fine. Don't...
0:47:53 > 0:47:55We're having a private conversation.
0:47:55 > 0:47:58Come on in. No, come on in. This is good.
0:47:58 > 0:48:01We'd like to talk to you. Go ahead. I'm all ears.
0:48:01 > 0:48:03Well, you know...
0:48:03 > 0:48:06You do so much for your girls.
0:48:06 > 0:48:08And you do so much for all of us. Right.
0:48:08 > 0:48:10What are you doing for yourself?
0:48:10 > 0:48:12No, guys... Come on in.
0:48:12 > 0:48:15I just want you to think about that. It's fine.
0:48:15 > 0:48:18Honey, we'd like to speak with you privately. Stay, please. Go ahead, Mom.
0:48:18 > 0:48:19Nana? Yes, honey?
0:48:19 > 0:48:20Is this because Uncle Dan's acting so weird?
0:48:20 > 0:48:22Yes, it is. Yes, sweetie, but you know,
0:48:22 > 0:48:24there's an explanation for all that weirdness.
0:48:24 > 0:48:26Please tell us. And I just wanted to talk to you.
0:48:26 > 0:48:28Dude, you got to be way backed up,
0:48:28 > 0:48:30so I just hope, from time to time,
0:48:30 > 0:48:31You are treating yourself to a little...
0:48:31 > 0:48:33Oh... Oh, God!
0:48:33 > 0:48:35I talked to my urologist about this. That's enough!
0:48:35 > 0:48:36Come on!
0:48:36 > 0:48:38What are you talking about, man?
0:48:38 > 0:48:41Amy: The real question, the one no one will ask is,
0:48:41 > 0:48:43will Dan ever find love again?
0:48:43 > 0:48:45No, he won't. Howard.
0:48:45 > 0:48:47No, I...I'm sorry. You won't.
0:48:47 > 0:48:50What I'm saying is, I mean, if you're open to it, love will find you.
0:48:50 > 0:48:52Oh...
0:48:52 > 0:48:53Hey, people.
0:48:53 > 0:48:54And perfect.
0:48:54 > 0:48:56LAUGHING
0:48:56 > 0:48:58I don't think I was being clear before,
0:48:58 > 0:49:00but you got to unclog that drain, you know?
0:49:00 > 0:49:01You got to unplug that problem.
0:49:01 > 0:49:04I mixed a metaphor there. Yes, you did.
0:49:04 > 0:49:06OK, so far what you've missed is
0:49:06 > 0:49:09worried, love will find, unclog the drain.
0:49:09 > 0:49:12Well, thanks.
0:49:12 > 0:49:13That is it. No.
0:49:13 > 0:49:16We are done. No, that's not it.
0:49:16 > 0:49:17That's not it.
0:49:17 > 0:49:20We met Margo Draper's daughter
0:49:20 > 0:49:22at the farmer's market.
0:49:22 > 0:49:24She asked all about you.
0:49:24 > 0:49:26You see, Danny, you got to have a little fun.
0:49:26 > 0:49:30Which means that Ruthie Draper is going to pick you up
0:49:30 > 0:49:32at 6:00, and you're going to have drinks.
0:49:32 > 0:49:35I don't even remember... You're going to go on a date!
0:49:35 > 0:49:37No, no, no, no. I'm not going on a date, Mom.
0:49:37 > 0:49:39Yes, honey. It's time.
0:49:39 > 0:49:41Ruthie "pigface" Draper.
0:49:41 > 0:49:43Mitch!
0:49:43 > 0:49:45Not pigface Draper.
0:49:45 > 0:49:47I'm sorry. That is downright cruel.
0:49:47 > 0:49:48Poppy: Nothing cruel about it...
0:49:48 > 0:49:52Mom, I don't even remember Ruthie Pigfaced Draper.
0:49:52 > 0:49:53I don't want to go!
0:49:53 > 0:49:56I don't want to go with the pigface.
0:49:56 > 0:49:58He's going. No, I'm not.
0:49:58 > 0:50:00It's been decided.
0:50:00 > 0:50:02I don't even remember Pigface Draper.
0:50:02 > 0:50:04This is a blind date. We will double, OK?
0:50:04 > 0:50:06It'll be fun. Right, Marie?
0:50:06 > 0:50:09Yes, it... it will be fun.
0:50:09 > 0:50:10OINKS
0:50:10 > 0:50:12LAUGHTER
0:50:12 > 0:50:13That's my girl.
0:50:13 > 0:50:15LAUGHTER
0:50:15 > 0:50:17Come on. It'll be swine...fine!
0:50:17 > 0:50:19Ha ha ha! I'm sorry.
0:50:19 > 0:50:22Go hog-wild.
0:50:22 > 0:50:24PIANO PLAYING
0:50:24 > 0:50:26OVERLAPPING CONVERSATIONS
0:50:35 > 0:50:36# Pigface
0:50:36 > 0:50:38# Draper There.
0:50:38 > 0:50:41# Ruthie, Ruthie
0:50:41 > 0:50:43# Pigface. #
0:50:43 > 0:50:46All right, all right.
0:50:49 > 0:50:53# There's a girl coming over here
0:50:53 > 0:50:56# She's on her way right now
0:50:58 > 0:51:02# She's driving here to meet Danny
0:51:04 > 0:51:05# What's her name
0:51:05 > 0:51:07# Ruthie
0:51:07 > 0:51:08# Pigface
0:51:08 > 0:51:10# Draper
0:51:11 > 0:51:12# Ru...
0:51:12 > 0:51:13# Ruthie
0:51:13 > 0:51:15# She's living in a house of bricks
0:51:15 > 0:51:18# Not straw or sticks
0:51:19 > 0:51:21LAUGHTER
0:51:21 > 0:51:24# I'll be your big bad wolf
0:51:25 > 0:51:27# I love your cute curly tail. #
0:51:27 > 0:51:29LAUGHTER
0:51:31 > 0:51:32All right.
0:51:32 > 0:51:34Mitch: Here we go.
0:51:34 > 0:51:37# This little piggy went to market
0:51:37 > 0:51:38# Oh, yeah
0:51:38 > 0:51:41# This little piggy stayed home
0:51:41 > 0:51:45# This little piggy had roast beef
0:51:45 > 0:51:48# This little piggy had none
0:51:48 > 0:51:51# This little piggy had...
0:51:52 > 0:51:53# Wee, wee, wee, wee... SNICKERS
0:51:53 > 0:51:55# Wee, wee, wee, wee, wee
0:51:55 > 0:51:57# All the way home Sing it. #
0:51:57 > 0:51:59That's very good.
0:51:59 > 0:52:01KNOCKING
0:52:01 > 0:52:03Woman: I remember it.
0:52:03 > 0:52:05It's really... It's beau...hello! Hi!
0:52:05 > 0:52:08Nana: Everybody, this is Ruthie Draper.
0:52:08 > 0:52:11You know everybody. Yes. Hi, everyone.
0:52:11 > 0:52:13Clay: Nice to see you again, Ruthie.
0:52:13 > 0:52:14Hello, Dan.
0:52:14 > 0:52:16Hi.
0:52:16 > 0:52:19I'd know you anywhere. I mean, you look just the same.
0:52:19 > 0:52:22Dan: Ruthie,
0:52:22 > 0:52:26You... look great.
0:52:26 > 0:52:27LAUGHTER
0:52:27 > 0:52:29Funny. No, no, no. So...
0:52:29 > 0:52:32Harvard medical, Johns Hopkins.
0:52:32 > 0:52:33I mean, you're certainly doing well for yourself, Ruthie.
0:52:33 > 0:52:35Yeah, it's impressive.
0:52:35 > 0:52:39Must not leave enough time, though, for dating.
0:52:39 > 0:52:41There was someone
0:52:41 > 0:52:45who was very special in my life, but, um...
0:52:47 > 0:52:50He was lost in a freak accident.
0:52:50 > 0:52:52I'm so sorry.
0:52:53 > 0:52:55Thank you.
0:52:55 > 0:52:58What's weird is that
0:52:58 > 0:53:00we'd only known each other 3 days.
0:53:00 > 0:53:04But it's...you know, how sometimes you just know?
0:53:04 > 0:53:05Yes. Yes.
0:53:05 > 0:53:07Yes. Absolutely, yes.
0:53:07 > 0:53:08Yeah.
0:53:08 > 0:53:10So you're a doctor? Yes.
0:53:10 > 0:53:12And what's your, um, specialty?
0:53:13 > 0:53:16Um, I'm a plastic surgeon.
0:53:16 > 0:53:17Oh. Of course you are. Now, no.
0:53:17 > 0:53:20I know, I know, I know what you're thinking,
0:53:20 > 0:53:22but I work exclusively with burn victims
0:53:22 > 0:53:24and children born with facial deformities.
0:53:24 > 0:53:25Oh.
0:53:25 > 0:53:27She is basically a saint.
0:53:27 > 0:53:29GIGGLES No, it's just...
0:53:29 > 0:53:31You know, I'm just doing my little bit to help,
0:53:31 > 0:53:34I think, just like your brother.
0:53:34 > 0:53:35Oh, stop. I'm...
0:53:35 > 0:53:38Sometimes when I can't sleep at night,
0:53:38 > 0:53:41I go online and I read your past columns.
0:53:41 > 0:53:43Have you read Dan?
0:53:43 > 0:53:45Only his fiction.
0:53:45 > 0:53:47You're in for such a treat.
0:53:47 > 0:53:49Really. I mean, what...
0:53:49 > 0:53:52What you said... the mother of couch potato?
0:53:52 > 0:53:54Mm-hmm. "Hide the remote.
0:53:54 > 0:53:56"So what if he has to get up and change the channel?
0:53:56 > 0:53:58"At least it's exercise." brilliant! Ha ha!
0:53:58 > 0:54:01And the parents of the five picky eaters,
0:54:01 > 0:54:04and they had to make individual meals for each kid
0:54:04 > 0:54:06and "what are you, a restaurant?"
0:54:06 > 0:54:08Right. Brilliant.
0:54:08 > 0:54:09She knows your every word.
0:54:09 > 0:54:10All I'm saying, all I'm saying is
0:54:10 > 0:54:13that I don't have kids,
0:54:13 > 0:54:15and I don't have problems.
0:54:15 > 0:54:17But it's clear
0:54:17 > 0:54:19that if I do one day,
0:54:19 > 0:54:21your words will bring me comfort.
0:54:25 > 0:54:27"FEVER" ON JUKEBOX
0:54:31 > 0:54:32I'm sorry.
0:54:32 > 0:54:34I'm just going to have to excuse myself.
0:54:34 > 0:54:35I can't help it.
0:54:35 > 0:54:37# She said "Daddy, oh, don't you dare
0:54:37 > 0:54:39# Give me fever
0:54:41 > 0:54:42# With his kisses
0:54:42 > 0:54:45# Fever when he holds me tight
0:54:45 > 0:54:46# Fever
0:54:46 > 0:54:48# I'm his missis...#
0:54:48 > 0:54:51Dude, I'm sorry, but any girl that moves like that,
0:54:51 > 0:54:53I mean, a guy has got to wonder.
0:54:53 > 0:54:54Hey, man.
0:54:54 > 0:54:55Oh, no, no, she's cool, really.
0:54:55 > 0:54:57You're cool, right? Yeah. Of course.
0:54:57 > 0:54:59I'm cool,
0:54:59 > 0:55:01But I don't think Dan is interested in her.
0:55:01 > 0:55:03He's not?
0:55:03 > 0:55:05I'm not?
0:55:05 > 0:55:07I don't think you are.
0:55:07 > 0:55:08Are you?
0:55:08 > 0:55:09# When you kiss them
0:55:09 > 0:55:12# Fever if you live and learn
0:55:12 > 0:55:14# Fever
0:55:14 > 0:55:16# Till you sizzle
0:55:16 > 0:55:17# What a lovely way...#
0:55:17 > 0:55:18Oh.
0:55:18 > 0:55:20Look nice.
0:55:20 > 0:55:22Mitch: Ha ha ha! All right! Yeah!
0:55:22 > 0:55:25I don't know what it was,
0:55:25 > 0:55:27but something was holding him back.
0:55:27 > 0:55:29Not anymore.
0:55:29 > 0:55:31Mitch: Well, that's a beautiful thing.
0:55:31 > 0:55:34"NASTY GIRL" ON JUKEBOX
0:55:35 > 0:55:37# That's right pleased to meet you
0:55:37 > 0:55:39# Still don't want to tell you my name
0:55:39 > 0:55:40# Don't you believe in mystery
0:55:40 > 0:55:43# Don't you want to play my game
0:55:43 > 0:55:45# I'm looking for a man to love me
0:55:45 > 0:55:46# Like I've never been loved before
0:55:46 > 0:55:48# I'm looking for a man That'll do it # Mitch: Yeah!
0:55:48 > 0:55:50# Even on a limousine floor #
0:55:50 > 0:55:52# Tonight I'm living In a fantasy #
0:55:52 > 0:55:54OK. # My own little nasty world
0:55:54 > 0:55:56# Tonight don't you want to come with me? We're coming.
0:55:56 > 0:55:58# Do you think I'm a nasty girl
0:55:58 > 0:56:00# Tonight I'm living in a fantasy
0:56:00 > 0:56:01# My own little nasty world
0:56:01 > 0:56:03# Tonight don't you want to come with me
0:56:03 > 0:56:05# Do you think I'm a nasty girl
0:56:05 > 0:56:07# I guess I'm just used to sailors
0:56:07 > 0:56:09# I think they got water on the brain
0:56:09 > 0:56:11# I think they got more water upstairs
0:56:11 > 0:56:12# Than they got sugar on a candy cane
0:56:12 > 0:56:14# That's right It's been a long time
0:56:14 > 0:56:17# Since I had a man that did it real good Ha!
0:56:17 > 0:56:18# If you ain't scared Take it out
0:56:18 > 0:56:20# I'll do it like A real live nasty girl should
0:56:20 > 0:56:22# Tonight I'm living In a fantasy
0:56:22 > 0:56:24# My own little nasty world
0:56:24 > 0:56:26# Tonight don't you want To come with me
0:56:26 > 0:56:27# Do you think I'm a nasty girl
0:56:27 > 0:56:29# Tonight I'm living in a fantasy
0:56:29 > 0:56:31# My own little nasty world. # Whoo!
0:56:31 > 0:56:33# Tonight don't you want to come with me
0:56:33 > 0:56:35# Do you think I'm a nasty girl
0:56:35 > 0:56:37RUTHIE GIGGLES
0:56:37 > 0:56:39Ha ha!
0:56:40 > 0:56:43Ha ha! All right. OK.
0:56:43 > 0:56:45Home again, home again.
0:56:45 > 0:56:47I really love your car.
0:56:47 > 0:56:48Oh, thank you.
0:56:48 > 0:56:49Bye. Bye.
0:56:49 > 0:56:51Nice meeting you, um...uh, Ruth.
0:56:51 > 0:56:53Yeah, you, too. Come on, guys.
0:56:53 > 0:56:56Actually, Dan and I are going to go for a little drive.
0:56:57 > 0:56:59Don't wait up.
0:57:00 > 0:57:02CAR DOOR CLOSES
0:57:02 > 0:57:04ENGINE STARTS
0:57:14 > 0:57:15Clay: Just fantastic.
0:57:15 > 0:57:16Mmm. Yeah.
0:57:16 > 0:57:19Mitch: I know what the secret ingredient is...love.
0:57:19 > 0:57:21Hmm. Better and better with every bite.
0:57:21 > 0:57:24Words cannot describe.
0:57:24 > 0:57:25Well, how are they?
0:57:25 > 0:57:27Dad, they're scrumptious. Mm-hmm.
0:57:27 > 0:57:29Truly mouth-watering.
0:57:29 > 0:57:31I'm almost on my third stack.
0:57:31 > 0:57:32More, please.
0:57:32 > 0:57:34Nothing to stop you, right, Gus? Nope.
0:57:34 > 0:57:36It's a secret recipe,
0:57:36 > 0:57:37But she let me crack the eggs.
0:57:37 > 0:57:39Dan: Yeah?
0:57:39 > 0:57:41So, uh, how's Captain Lucky doing this morning, huh?
0:57:41 > 0:57:43Oh, uh, it was fun. Yeah?
0:57:43 > 0:57:46Heard you worked up quite the appetite last night.
0:57:48 > 0:57:49Could I have one more there?
0:57:49 > 0:57:51Here you go. Thank you. Dan: you know what? Actually,
0:57:51 > 0:57:53I am a little hungry.
0:57:53 > 0:57:54Mitch: Secret recipe right here.
0:57:56 > 0:57:57Thank you.
0:57:59 > 0:58:01So, did you uncork?
0:58:02 > 0:58:03SLAMS DRAWER
0:58:03 > 0:58:05Mitch: Whatever did or did not happen,
0:58:05 > 0:58:06no one deserves someone more than you.
0:58:06 > 0:58:08There you go.
0:58:08 > 0:58:10Gus: Let's go. Football. You promised. Please.
0:58:10 > 0:58:12Clay: Coin toss outside.
0:58:17 > 0:58:18Lilly: Yummy.
0:58:29 > 0:58:30# I've been talking to the wall... #
0:58:30 > 0:58:32Go, go, go!
0:58:32 > 0:58:35SHOUTING
0:58:35 > 0:58:37# How I miss you
0:58:37 > 0:58:40# I'm just the mere shadow of my former selfishness
0:58:40 > 0:58:41# I crave the silhouette... #
0:58:41 > 0:58:44Ho ho! Nice! Nice!
0:58:44 > 0:58:45# With only the blue light Of the TV on
0:58:45 > 0:58:48# Lip-reading threats And false alarms
0:58:48 > 0:58:51# There's a boy somewhere Holding hands with himself
0:58:51 > 0:58:55# And a girl in the window On the reeperbarn
0:58:55 > 0:58:58# Whenever I put my foot in my mouth and you begin to doubt
0:58:58 > 0:59:01# That it's you that I'm dreaming about
0:59:01 > 0:59:03# Do I have to draw you a diagram
0:59:03 > 0:59:08# All I ever want is just to fall into your human hands. #
0:59:08 > 0:59:09Ah!
0:59:09 > 0:59:11All right. Line up, line up. Here we go.
0:59:11 > 0:59:13Down here.
0:59:15 > 0:59:18# All you toy soldiers and scaremongers
0:59:18 > 0:59:21# Are you living in this world Sometimes I wonder
0:59:21 > 0:59:22# In between saying... #
0:59:22 > 0:59:23Go, Marie!
0:59:23 > 0:59:25# ...too much and saying
0:59:25 > 0:59:27# You've seen it all before Aah!
0:59:27 > 0:59:31# Tighter and tighter I hold you tightly
0:59:31 > 0:59:33# You know I love you
0:59:33 > 0:59:34# More than slightly
0:59:34 > 0:59:38# Although I've never said it like this before
0:59:38 > 0:59:42# Whenever I put my foot in my mouth... #
0:59:44 > 0:59:46Why you're persisting acting like a 15-year-old is beyond me.
0:59:46 > 0:59:48I'm filled with reckless desire.
0:59:48 > 0:59:50You ought to be filled with greater restraint.
0:59:50 > 0:59:52What does that mean?
0:59:52 > 0:59:53I think you know what that means.
0:59:53 > 0:59:56PHONE RINGING
0:59:57 > 0:59:59Dad, could you...?
0:59:59 > 1:00:01Oh, yeah. Thanks.
1:00:02 > 1:00:04Hello?
1:00:04 > 1:00:06No, I'm his dad.
1:00:07 > 1:00:09Someone named Jordy for you.
1:00:09 > 1:00:10SHOUTING
1:00:10 > 1:00:12BELL RINGING
1:00:12 > 1:00:15Everybody, everybody!
1:00:15 > 1:00:17Dan just got a phone call!
1:00:17 > 1:00:20Poppy: And, you know, syndication is everything for a columnist.
1:00:20 > 1:00:22OK, all right. Let me explain.
1:00:22 > 1:00:23Um...
1:00:23 > 1:00:25I've been asked to meet
1:00:25 > 1:00:28with the head mucky-mucks
1:00:28 > 1:00:30of the Lamson Newspaper Group.
1:00:30 > 1:00:32They're driving down tomorrow,
1:00:32 > 1:00:35and they are going to sit down
1:00:35 > 1:00:36with me.
1:00:36 > 1:00:39CHEERING
1:00:39 > 1:00:41Maybe you should get the job first, Dan.
1:00:41 > 1:00:43Yes, that's true.
1:00:45 > 1:00:47Marie!
1:00:47 > 1:00:48# Come to me. #
1:00:50 > 1:00:51Well?
1:00:53 > 1:00:56Wow. Wow.
1:00:57 > 1:00:59SIGHS Dad.
1:00:59 > 1:01:01CHUCKLES Dad...
1:01:01 > 1:01:04Lilly just asked me why you were flirting with Marie.
1:01:06 > 1:01:07I wasn't flirting.
1:01:07 > 1:01:09Don't worry. I covered for you.
1:01:09 > 1:01:11I told her it was nothing.
1:01:11 > 1:01:13Because it was.
1:01:13 > 1:01:14Dad.
1:01:14 > 1:01:16I'm 17, OK?
1:01:16 > 1:01:18You were so flirting.
1:01:19 > 1:01:21It doesn't matter anyway.
1:01:21 > 1:01:23It's not like she's the least bit interested in you.
1:01:23 > 1:01:26You need to cool it, OK?
1:01:31 > 1:01:34And, um, congratulations.
1:01:34 > 1:01:36Thanks.
1:01:36 > 1:01:38# My hands are shaking
1:01:38 > 1:01:40# From carrying this torch
1:01:40 > 1:01:45# From carrying this torch For you
1:01:45 > 1:01:46Come on, let's go.
1:01:46 > 1:01:48# My lips are bleeding
1:01:48 > 1:01:51# From kissing you good-bye
1:01:51 > 1:01:56# From kissing you good-bye every night
1:01:56 > 1:01:59# My sheets are tearing
1:01:59 > 1:02:01# From sleeping in too long
1:02:01 > 1:02:03# From sleeping in too long... # Hey!
1:02:03 > 1:02:05# With you
1:02:05 > 1:02:09# My hands are shaking
1:02:09 > 1:02:10# From carrying this torch
1:02:10 > 1:02:14# From carrying this torch for you. #
1:02:14 > 1:02:16Aah!
1:02:16 > 1:02:18Look, he took a bus here.
1:02:18 > 1:02:21He has relatives in Boston. Dad.
1:02:21 > 1:02:23Dad, he loves me!
1:02:24 > 1:02:25OK.
1:02:25 > 1:02:28You don't have to worry.
1:02:28 > 1:02:30When it comes to sex,
1:02:30 > 1:02:32Marty is the one who wants to wait.
1:02:32 > 1:02:36What about that sentence is supposed to give me comfort?
1:02:36 > 1:02:37Dad, I love him.
1:02:37 > 1:02:39I love him. Oh...
1:02:39 > 1:02:42I love him, I love him, I love him.
1:02:42 > 1:02:43No, you don't.
1:02:43 > 1:02:45What we have is true love.
1:02:45 > 1:02:47Just because you don't have it
1:02:47 > 1:02:50doesn't mean you have to punish us.
1:02:50 > 1:02:51Infatuation,
1:02:51 > 1:02:54sexual attraction,
1:02:54 > 1:02:55is not love.
1:02:55 > 1:02:56You don't understand.
1:02:56 > 1:02:58CHUCKLING I don't understand?
1:02:58 > 1:03:00No. You don't even understand that you don't understand.
1:03:00 > 1:03:04What don't I understand, Cara? Please, help me out.
1:03:04 > 1:03:06What is it? That it's frustrating you can't be with this person?
1:03:06 > 1:03:09That...that there's something keeping you apart,
1:03:09 > 1:03:11That there's something about this person you really connect with?
1:03:11 > 1:03:14And whenever you're near this person,
1:03:14 > 1:03:16you don't know what to say and you say everything
1:03:16 > 1:03:18that's in your mind and in your heart.
1:03:18 > 1:03:20And you know that if you could just be together,
1:03:20 > 1:03:24that this person would help you become the best possible version of yourself?
1:03:24 > 1:03:26So Marty can stay?
1:03:29 > 1:03:31LAUGHING
1:03:32 > 1:03:34I'm sorry.
1:03:36 > 1:03:38I'm sorry.
1:03:38 > 1:03:41LAUGHING
1:03:45 > 1:03:47"Marty can stay"?
1:03:47 > 1:03:50Howard is going to drive you to the bus,
1:03:50 > 1:03:52We called your aunt. She'll be waitin in Boston. Yes, sir.
1:03:52 > 1:03:55Look, I'm not your parent, but I think
1:03:55 > 1:03:57you should know love is a dangerous feeling.
1:03:57 > 1:03:59No, sir. Are you arguing with me?
1:03:59 > 1:04:01No, I'm...
1:04:01 > 1:04:05It's just... SPEAKS SPANISH
1:04:06 > 1:04:09"Love is not a feeling. It's an ability."
1:04:09 > 1:04:10Who told you that?
1:04:10 > 1:04:13Made it up, Mr Burns.
1:04:15 > 1:04:17DOOR CLOSES
1:04:17 > 1:04:19Come say good-bye.
1:04:21 > 1:04:23SOBBING
1:04:23 > 1:04:24Window.
1:04:24 > 1:04:26I miss you so much already. OK, that's it.
1:04:26 > 1:04:29Jane: Dad. She'll see him again soon enough.
1:04:31 > 1:04:34CRYING No! No!
1:04:34 > 1:04:35No!
1:04:38 > 1:04:40CRYING
1:04:40 > 1:04:42How sweet.
1:04:42 > 1:04:44What's sweet? How... how is that sweet?
1:04:47 > 1:04:50To be that certain, to feel so much love.
1:04:50 > 1:04:52CRYING
1:04:52 > 1:04:54Love isn't a feeling.
1:04:54 > 1:04:56No?
1:04:57 > 1:05:00It's an ability.
1:05:02 > 1:05:06Well, if that's true, you have one gifted daughter.
1:05:08 > 1:05:10You are a...
1:05:10 > 1:05:13a murderer of love!
1:05:15 > 1:05:17CRYING
1:05:19 > 1:05:22OK, Cara. Next?
1:05:22 > 1:05:24Olivia has something with the girls.
1:05:24 > 1:05:26Gus will be doing his usual.
1:05:26 > 1:05:29Bella is on the fence. Howard and I want to sing.
1:05:29 > 1:05:30Jane: Oh, that's nice.
1:05:30 > 1:05:32Aunt Eileen?
1:05:32 > 1:05:34Dan: Put me down. Oh, really? What's your talent?
1:05:34 > 1:05:35Murderer of love.
1:05:35 > 1:05:38You were saying?
1:05:38 > 1:05:40Eileen: We have something planned for the whole family.
1:05:40 > 1:05:42Put us all down.
1:05:42 > 1:05:45TAMBOURINE RATTLES
1:05:47 > 1:05:49LAUGHTER
1:05:49 > 1:05:51Whoo!
1:05:51 > 1:05:52Ha!
1:05:52 > 1:05:54CHEERING
1:05:54 > 1:05:57What's your dad's talent?
1:05:57 > 1:05:59Doesn't have one.
1:05:59 > 1:06:01He's the only one excused from participating.
1:06:01 > 1:06:03Jane: Look.
1:06:03 > 1:06:04I give you Bella Wilson.
1:06:04 > 1:06:06Poppy: Hey, Bella. Whoo!
1:06:06 > 1:06:08Chihuahua
1:06:08 > 1:06:10BARKING
1:06:12 > 1:06:14You OK? I don't have anything.
1:06:14 > 1:06:16Do what you always do.
1:06:16 > 1:06:18Marie is not a lip-synch kind of girl.
1:06:18 > 1:06:20I got to do something special.
1:06:20 > 1:06:23Just...be yourself.
1:06:27 > 1:06:29Woof! Woof!
1:06:29 > 1:06:30LAUGHTER
1:06:33 > 1:06:34That's all.
1:06:34 > 1:06:36APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
1:06:42 > 1:06:44This is for Marty.
1:06:44 > 1:06:46Mmm.
1:06:46 > 1:06:48Mm-mmm.
1:06:52 > 1:06:55DRUMMING
1:07:02 > 1:07:06DRUMMING STOPS
1:07:06 > 1:07:08APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
1:07:08 > 1:07:09DRUMMING
1:07:15 > 1:07:19LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
1:07:19 > 1:07:22# Andiam, andiam, mio bene
1:07:22 > 1:07:25# A ristorar la pene
1:07:25 > 1:07:27# A risto...
1:07:27 > 1:07:29# Amor
1:07:29 > 1:07:31Amy: # Andiam, andiam, mio bene
1:07:31 > 1:07:33# A ristorar...
1:07:33 > 1:07:35I got an idea.
1:07:35 > 1:07:36I'm sure it'll be great.
1:07:36 > 1:07:38It could be.
1:07:38 > 1:07:40# ..Amor! #
1:07:40 > 1:07:42LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
1:07:42 > 1:07:43Whoo!
1:07:43 > 1:07:46Jane: OK, and last but not least, Uncle Mitch.
1:07:46 > 1:07:50Uh, someone very wise... my brother...
1:07:50 > 1:07:52Once told me that if you...
1:07:52 > 1:07:55want to be completely honest,
1:07:55 > 1:07:57sing.
1:07:57 > 1:08:00By the way, I'd like to introduce my band.
1:08:00 > 1:08:02APPLAUSE
1:08:02 > 1:08:03I don't believe it.
1:08:03 > 1:08:06He hasn't played since she...
1:08:06 > 1:08:09PLAYING "Let my love open the door"
1:08:13 > 1:08:16# When people keep repeating
1:08:16 > 1:08:19# That you'll never fall in love
1:08:19 > 1:08:22# When everybody keeps retreating
1:08:22 > 1:08:25# And you can't seem to get enough
1:08:26 > 1:08:29# Let my love open the door
1:08:29 > 1:08:33# Let my love open the door
1:08:33 > 1:08:36# Let my love open the door
1:08:36 > 1:08:39# To your heart My love open the door #
1:08:39 > 1:08:41# Let my love open
1:08:41 > 1:08:43# The door
1:08:43 > 1:08:46Both: # When everything feels all over
1:08:46 > 1:08:50# When everybody seems unkind
1:08:50 > 1:08:53# I'll give you a 4-leaf clover
1:08:53 > 1:08:57# Take all the worries out of your mind
1:08:58 > 1:09:02# I have the only key to your heart
1:09:02 > 1:09:05# I can stop you from falling apart
1:09:05 > 1:09:08# Release yourself From misery
1:09:08 > 1:09:12# Only one thing going to set you free
1:09:12 > 1:09:15Both: # And that's my love
1:09:15 > 1:09:16# And that's my love
1:09:16 > 1:09:18Ah!
1:09:18 > 1:09:21# Let my love open the door
1:09:21 > 1:09:24# Let my love open the door
1:09:24 > 1:09:28# Let my love open the door
1:09:28 > 1:09:30# Door # Let my love...
1:09:30 > 1:09:31# Let my love open the door # Open the door
1:09:31 > 1:09:33# To your heart # Let my love open the door
1:09:33 > 1:09:35# Let my love open the door
1:09:35 > 1:09:37# To your heart. #
1:09:37 > 1:09:39APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
1:09:39 > 1:09:41Bravo, baby!
1:09:47 > 1:09:50# When tragedy befalls you
1:09:50 > 1:09:54# Don't let them bring you down
1:09:56 > 1:09:59# Love can cure your problems
1:09:59 > 1:10:03(VOICE CRACKING) # You're so lucky that I'm around
1:10:04 > 1:10:08# Let my love open the door
1:10:09 > 1:10:14# Let my love open the door
1:10:14 > 1:10:18# Let my love open the door
1:10:18 > 1:10:21# To your heart. #
1:10:22 > 1:10:24APPLAUSE
1:10:24 > 1:10:26What he said.
1:10:29 > 1:10:31Woo hoo!
1:10:33 > 1:10:34Whoo!
1:10:34 > 1:10:37Clay: Great job, guys.
1:10:37 > 1:10:39KNOCKING
1:10:46 > 1:10:48(WHISPERED) what was that?
1:10:48 > 1:10:49I couldn't...
1:10:49 > 1:10:51I couldn't stop myself.
1:10:51 > 1:10:53What am I supposed to do now?
1:10:53 > 1:10:55Can't do anything.
1:10:55 > 1:10:57He's my brother.
1:10:57 > 1:11:00Why did you sing for me then?
1:11:00 > 1:11:02Because I...
1:11:02 > 1:11:04I'm...
1:11:07 > 1:11:09Page 92...
1:11:09 > 1:11:12"Did I just die because an angel walked into the room?"
1:11:12 > 1:11:17Page 148...uh, "I'll forgive you your past if you forgive me mine."
1:11:17 > 1:11:20It seems all his best lines were yours.
1:11:23 > 1:11:25It's unbearable.
1:11:25 > 1:11:27I...
1:11:27 > 1:11:29I can't keep pretending.
1:11:29 > 1:11:32DOOR OPENS
1:11:43 > 1:11:45KNOCKING
1:11:45 > 1:11:46Lilly: Dad?
1:11:46 > 1:11:48Yeah, peanut?
1:11:48 > 1:11:49Will you come up to my room?
1:11:49 > 1:11:51I want to show you something I made.
1:11:51 > 1:11:53Um, we'll do it tomorrow, OK, sweetie?
1:11:53 > 1:11:55I promise.
1:11:57 > 1:11:59OK, Dad.
1:12:04 > 1:12:06Clay: Oh, God.
1:12:10 > 1:12:12MUTTERING
1:12:12 > 1:12:15Hey, what's going on? Shh.
1:12:20 > 1:12:23My singing. I shouldn't have sang. I know this.
1:12:23 > 1:12:24CHUCKLING
1:12:24 > 1:12:26It was a bad song. I...
1:12:26 > 1:12:29Is she crying or laughing?
1:12:33 > 1:12:35No, no. Oh, please.
1:12:37 > 1:12:38Mitch: Marie.
1:12:38 > 1:12:40ENGINE STARTS
1:12:50 > 1:12:51Clay: Here he comes.
1:12:51 > 1:12:52Mitch: Mom?
1:12:52 > 1:12:53No, no, no.
1:12:53 > 1:12:55I just...I don't know what to say to him.
1:12:55 > 1:12:57I've never lost a girl.
1:12:57 > 1:12:59Poppy: This is a first.
1:12:59 > 1:13:01Wow. OK.
1:13:01 > 1:13:03OVERLAPPING CONVERSATIONS
1:13:07 > 1:13:09Please stop trying to act normal.
1:13:12 > 1:13:13Wow.
1:13:16 > 1:13:19Said I was a great guy.
1:13:19 > 1:13:22She said she loved me a lot.
1:13:23 > 1:13:25And then she said...
1:13:26 > 1:13:29we should both go find our own true soul mates.
1:13:29 > 1:13:32I'm so confused. I don't really know what happened
1:13:32 > 1:13:35from yesterday to today that made this happen.
1:13:35 > 1:13:37There has to be something,
1:13:37 > 1:13:39you know, some reason she...
1:13:39 > 1:13:41Why are you looking at me?
1:13:41 > 1:13:42Not looking at you.
1:13:42 > 1:13:44He's just looking into the vast void that is his future.
1:13:44 > 1:13:46You just happen to be there.
1:13:46 > 1:13:48SNICKERING Dan, did you have anything to add?
1:13:48 > 1:13:50Clay: Yeah. What does the expert have to say? Come on.
1:13:50 > 1:13:52Uh...
1:13:52 > 1:13:55Nana: Honey, the hard truth is
1:13:55 > 1:13:56we all liked her a lot.
1:13:56 > 1:13:58Yeah, we really did.
1:13:58 > 1:14:00GROANS
1:14:01 > 1:14:03This isn't helping. No.
1:14:03 > 1:14:05SIGHS
1:14:05 > 1:14:08Can somebody think of something fun to do?
1:14:08 > 1:14:09OK, OK. Uh...
1:14:09 > 1:14:11Oh, OK, OK! Part of the Rat Pack,
1:14:11 > 1:14:12Singer.
1:14:12 > 1:14:14Dean Martin! Sammy Davis Jr.
1:14:14 > 1:14:16Sammy Davis Jr.
1:14:16 > 1:14:17Whoo!
1:14:17 > 1:14:19Yes!
1:14:19 > 1:14:20Your turn, buddy.
1:14:20 > 1:14:21Come on. Let's do it.
1:14:21 > 1:14:23PHONE RINGING
1:14:23 > 1:14:24OK.
1:14:24 > 1:14:25Mitch: OK.
1:14:25 > 1:14:27Go. Go.
1:14:27 > 1:14:28This is a...
1:14:28 > 1:14:30Hi, Jordy.
1:14:30 > 1:14:31Marie, on phone: You can't talk?
1:14:31 > 1:14:32No, but go on.
1:14:32 > 1:14:34I had to leave. I know.
1:14:34 > 1:14:35Mitch: I own a kite with a key.
1:14:35 > 1:14:36Ben Franklin.
1:14:36 > 1:14:38But the truth is, um...
1:14:38 > 1:14:39Yes?
1:14:39 > 1:14:41I didn't get very far.
1:14:41 > 1:14:43Beautiful smile, lovely eyes, one-of-a-kind woman.
1:14:43 > 1:14:44Marie!
1:14:44 > 1:14:46Yes.
1:14:46 > 1:14:49Nana: Oh, honey, don't, don't, don't.
1:14:55 > 1:14:56Lilly: Dad?
1:14:56 > 1:14:58Hey, you.
1:14:58 > 1:14:59Can I show you what I made?
1:14:59 > 1:15:02First thing when I get back, OK?
1:15:02 > 1:15:05(QUIETLY) OK.
1:15:16 > 1:15:18You again.
1:15:18 > 1:15:19Nice to see you, officer.
1:15:19 > 1:15:21How are you today?
1:15:21 > 1:15:23You know why I pulled you over? I sure do.
1:15:23 > 1:15:25I know what I was doing,
1:15:25 > 1:15:26and I know it's all wrong.
1:15:26 > 1:15:28This is going to cost you.
1:15:28 > 1:15:30Put it on my tab.
1:15:30 > 1:15:31What was that?
1:15:31 > 1:15:33(QUIETLY) put it on my tab.
1:15:33 > 1:15:35CHUCKLES
1:16:03 > 1:16:04What are we doing?
1:16:06 > 1:16:08It may be wrong... Yes.
1:16:08 > 1:16:10But there's a certain rightness to our wrongness,
1:16:10 > 1:16:11I think.
1:16:11 > 1:16:13I think, um...
1:16:13 > 1:16:15We've got to think. I mean, your girls
1:16:15 > 1:16:19And how do we... I mean, they're extraordinary and...
1:16:21 > 1:16:22What?
1:16:24 > 1:16:27I think this is all premature.
1:16:30 > 1:16:32Yeah. I do, to.
1:16:36 > 1:16:38We don't even know if you can bowl.
1:16:43 > 1:16:45CHUCKLES
1:16:53 > 1:16:54LAUGHING
1:16:54 > 1:16:56Dan: All right.
1:16:56 > 1:16:58No, no. Oh, wait. Wait, wait, wait.
1:16:58 > 1:17:00No, no, no! You have to line up. Leave me alone.
1:17:00 > 1:17:02What? Come on. All right.
1:17:02 > 1:17:04No. I'm just watching you.
1:17:04 > 1:17:05Get off me!
1:17:05 > 1:17:07Good luck. Ready?
1:17:07 > 1:17:10Whoo! Oh. Thank you.
1:17:10 > 1:17:12Thank you.
1:17:12 > 1:17:13MUSIC PLAYS
1:17:14 > 1:17:15Like that?
1:17:15 > 1:17:18That was a terrible shot, but I love this. Ha ha ha!
1:17:18 > 1:17:20Oh, I wouldn't go yet.
1:17:23 > 1:17:25PINS FALLING
1:17:25 > 1:17:27Two. Not bad. That's good.
1:17:33 > 1:17:35You're going to break your arm.
1:17:35 > 1:17:37Oh!
1:17:37 > 1:17:39LAUGHING
1:17:39 > 1:17:41No, no. Don't do it.
1:17:47 > 1:17:49Oh, come on, come on, come on!
1:17:49 > 1:17:50Yay!
1:17:50 > 1:17:52Let's go at the same time.
1:17:52 > 1:17:53Come on now.
1:17:58 > 1:18:01Yay! Ha ha ha ha!
1:18:18 > 1:18:19Lilly: Dad?
1:18:21 > 1:18:23Oh, my God. Dad, what are you doing?
1:18:23 > 1:18:24Oh.
1:18:24 > 1:18:25Mitch: What the hell...Marie?
1:18:25 > 1:18:27What the hell's going on?
1:18:27 > 1:18:29MUTTERING
1:18:29 > 1:18:31I can explain.
1:18:31 > 1:18:33Jane: Dad.
1:18:33 > 1:18:34You two broke up, right?
1:18:34 > 1:18:37Two hours ago. We broke up two hours ago.
1:18:37 > 1:18:38I know, I know, I know. Just...
1:18:38 > 1:18:40Marie, I thought that you left.
1:18:40 > 1:18:43She did. She left, but she just didn't get very far.
1:18:43 > 1:18:44What?
1:18:44 > 1:18:45Dan: I can... I can explain this.
1:18:45 > 1:18:47Yeah, let him explain.
1:18:47 > 1:18:51OK. Remember the woman at the bookstore?
1:18:52 > 1:18:53Here she is.
1:18:55 > 1:18:57You told me to go after her and I didn't.
1:18:57 > 1:18:58It wasn't planned, Mitch.
1:18:58 > 1:19:00I know how this looks.
1:19:00 > 1:19:02Mitch, I also know how it feels.
1:19:02 > 1:19:04How does this feel, you son of a bitch?!
1:19:04 > 1:19:06Nana: Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
1:19:06 > 1:19:07Marie, what happened?
1:19:07 > 1:19:09I'm so sorry.
1:19:09 > 1:19:11Clay: All right. Everybody take it easy!
1:19:11 > 1:19:14Marie: Oh, no. I...I'm sorry. I...
1:19:14 > 1:19:16I'm sorry!
1:19:16 > 1:19:18Clay: Dan, you all right?
1:19:18 > 1:19:20You OK? Marie!
1:19:21 > 1:19:23No! Don't go!
1:19:23 > 1:19:25I...I don't know what we were thinking.
1:19:27 > 1:19:29I'm sorry.
1:19:29 > 1:19:30ENGINE STARTS
1:19:30 > 1:19:32Don't go.
1:19:36 > 1:19:38Dad? Dad!
1:19:38 > 1:19:40Dad, what are you... ENGINE STARTS
1:19:40 > 1:19:41What are you doing?
1:19:41 > 1:19:43Dad!
1:19:43 > 1:19:44CRASH
1:19:55 > 1:19:57All right. This is your summons for your court appearance.
1:19:57 > 1:19:59And one last thing...
1:19:59 > 1:20:02You need to surrender your license.
1:20:15 > 1:20:17You have guests.
1:20:20 > 1:20:21Woman: Oh! Speak of the devil.
1:20:21 > 1:20:23Hi. Hi.
1:20:23 > 1:20:24Cindy Lamson,
1:20:24 > 1:20:25Editor of special features,
1:20:25 > 1:20:26Lamson Newspaper Group. Hi.
1:20:26 > 1:20:28Jim Lamson, publisher.
1:20:28 > 1:20:29Nice to meet you.
1:20:29 > 1:20:31We've been sitting here, chatting with your family.
1:20:31 > 1:20:34We've especially enjoyed the pleasure
1:20:34 > 1:20:36of meeting your lovely daughters.
1:20:36 > 1:20:37Jim: Oh.
1:20:37 > 1:20:38Hot cider?
1:20:38 > 1:20:40Thank you. That looks...
1:20:40 > 1:20:43Thank you very much. Yeah. That's great.
1:20:45 > 1:20:47Father? Hot cider?
1:20:47 > 1:20:49(WHISPERED) Not only are you a murderer of love,
1:20:49 > 1:20:52but you're the worst parent ever.
1:20:52 > 1:20:54CHUCKLING
1:20:54 > 1:20:55Sweet.
1:20:55 > 1:20:57Cindy: Well,
1:20:57 > 1:20:58as you probably know,
1:20:58 > 1:21:01we have met with two other candidates,
1:21:01 > 1:21:02but my father and I are confident
1:21:02 > 1:21:05that we have saved the best for last.
1:21:06 > 1:21:08Uh, girls, you can leave, if you like.
1:21:08 > 1:21:11Oh, if it's all right, perhaps they should stay.
1:21:11 > 1:21:13I like to keep the family involved.
1:21:13 > 1:21:16Oh, Dan here, he knows all about keeping things
1:21:16 > 1:21:18in the family, don't you, Dan?
1:21:18 > 1:21:20That's why we're so drawn to you.
1:21:20 > 1:21:23And what you represent in your column, your moral values.
1:21:23 > 1:21:26The personal characteristics that are reflected in your writing,
1:21:26 > 1:21:28I think, would be very impressive.
1:21:28 > 1:21:29Honesty, trustworthiness.
1:21:29 > 1:21:31And we have great plans for your Dad.
1:21:31 > 1:21:33What we try to do is
1:21:33 > 1:21:35what you keep telling your readers to do.
1:21:35 > 1:21:37What's that?
1:21:37 > 1:21:39Put family first. Mmm.
1:21:39 > 1:21:42OK, OK. Here's the thing.
1:21:43 > 1:21:45Somebody hasn't been reading
1:21:45 > 1:21:47his own column.
1:21:48 > 1:21:51I'm not sure what that means.
1:22:02 > 1:22:03Go away.
1:22:03 > 1:22:05You're a liar
1:22:05 > 1:22:06And a hypocrite.
1:22:06 > 1:22:07Cheating with your brother's girlfriend?
1:22:07 > 1:22:09Oh, and how long did you know her?
1:22:09 > 1:22:10Two moving violations and a collision?
1:22:10 > 1:22:13Was that part of the plan?
1:22:13 > 1:22:14First of all,
1:22:14 > 1:22:15you blew off Lilly.
1:22:15 > 1:22:18She's been wanting to show you something she made for you.
1:22:18 > 1:22:20But you never showed up.
1:23:46 > 1:23:48Hmm.
1:23:50 > 1:23:51I really messed up.
1:23:51 > 1:23:54No, you didn't. Yeah, I did, Mom.
1:23:54 > 1:23:55What I did to Lilly.
1:23:55 > 1:23:57Don't forget Mitch... Oh, John.
1:23:57 > 1:24:00And those newspaper people.
1:24:00 > 1:24:03Admittedly not a good day for you, honey.
1:24:03 > 1:24:05SIGHS
1:24:05 > 1:24:07If I'd just stayed focused on being their dad.
1:24:07 > 1:24:10Oh, please. You know, love is messy.
1:24:10 > 1:24:12I should know better.
1:24:12 > 1:24:14I hurt my kids.
1:24:14 > 1:24:16Go unhurt them.
1:24:16 > 1:24:18You know, honey, you've made some mistakes.
1:24:18 > 1:24:20Many. So many.
1:24:20 > 1:24:23Falling for Marie wasn't one of them.
1:24:26 > 1:24:29Can somebody get me another box, please?
1:24:29 > 1:24:32Amy: Yep, yep. Coming.
1:24:34 > 1:24:35Mitch.
1:24:37 > 1:24:39Mitch, I...
1:24:42 > 1:24:45If it was anybody else...
1:24:45 > 1:24:48I am so...
1:24:48 > 1:24:50CAR HORN
1:24:51 > 1:24:53Hold that thought.
1:24:57 > 1:24:59Hey, beautiful.
1:25:05 > 1:25:07ENGINE REVS
1:25:11 > 1:25:13KNOCKING
1:25:17 > 1:25:18Girls?
1:25:20 > 1:25:23I'd like to talk to Lilly alone, if I could.
1:25:33 > 1:25:36OK, then all of you.
1:25:46 > 1:25:48I know I messed up big-time.
1:25:48 > 1:25:50Yep. Yes, you did.
1:25:50 > 1:25:52Now...
1:25:52 > 1:25:55Mom...
1:25:55 > 1:25:57I miss your Mom,
1:25:57 > 1:26:00all the time, and I always will.
1:26:00 > 1:26:01Mom's gone.
1:26:01 > 1:26:04Oh, honey, I see her every day.
1:26:04 > 1:26:07I see her in your goodness, Jane,
1:26:07 > 1:26:10And...Cara, the passion.
1:26:10 > 1:26:13And, Lilly, you have her eyes
1:26:13 > 1:26:16And her smile.
1:26:18 > 1:26:20So here is what I am going to do.
1:26:20 > 1:26:23I am grounding myself for life.
1:26:23 > 1:26:27I'm sticking with you. I am going to be with you...
1:26:27 > 1:26:29You're with us every day.
1:26:29 > 1:26:31I'm not going anywhere.
1:26:31 > 1:26:35See, I got a little confused with Marie,
1:26:35 > 1:26:39but that is over, OK?
1:26:39 > 1:26:43I kind of lost my head...
1:26:44 > 1:26:47Got a little stupid because I love her.
1:26:47 > 1:26:50That's...
1:26:50 > 1:26:52That's not...
1:26:52 > 1:26:54I don't love her and that's not what I meant.
1:26:54 > 1:26:56I mean, how could I love her?
1:26:56 > 1:26:58I've only known her... 3 days.
1:26:58 > 1:27:00Yeah...
1:27:00 > 1:27:02And how can you know
1:27:02 > 1:27:04in 3 days?
1:27:07 > 1:27:09I don't know.
1:27:09 > 1:27:12Yes, I do. I love her.
1:27:12 > 1:27:15I love her. I love her.
1:27:15 > 1:27:18I love her. I love...
1:27:18 > 1:27:21(WHISPERED) I love her.
1:27:23 > 1:27:26Then go get her.
1:27:27 > 1:27:29We so prefer her to you.
1:27:38 > 1:27:40Go.
1:27:43 > 1:27:44Now.
1:27:44 > 1:27:46Oh.
1:27:52 > 1:27:53Hey.
1:27:53 > 1:27:55Nana: Honey, honey, for the road.
1:28:04 > 1:28:06What is it?
1:28:06 > 1:28:08I can't do it. You must.
1:28:08 > 1:28:09I don't have a license.
1:28:26 > 1:28:29I'm pretty good with maps.
1:28:29 > 1:28:31This is so queer...
1:28:31 > 1:28:34But I wouldn't miss it for anything.
1:28:34 > 1:28:37ENGINE STARTS
1:28:45 > 1:28:47Dan: Dear readers, for most of you,
1:28:47 > 1:28:49This is my first column in your paper.
1:28:49 > 1:28:53In the future, I will be answering your questions, but today,
1:28:53 > 1:28:56I want to break from my usual format
1:28:56 > 1:28:59and talk to you about the subject of plans.
1:28:59 > 1:29:02Not so much my plan for this column,
1:29:02 > 1:29:04more like life plans, how we all make them,
1:29:04 > 1:29:07and how we hope that our kids make good, smart,
1:29:07 > 1:29:10safe plans of their own.
1:29:11 > 1:29:13But if we're really honest with ourselves,
1:29:13 > 1:29:18most of the time, our plans don't work out as we'd hoped.
1:29:22 > 1:29:25So instead of asking our young people, "What are your plans?"
1:29:25 > 1:29:28"What do you plan to do with your life?"
1:29:28 > 1:29:30Maybe we should tell them this:
1:29:30 > 1:29:34Plan to be surprised.
1:29:42 > 1:29:46# The moment has come To face the truth
1:29:46 > 1:29:50# I'm wide awake And so are you
1:29:50 > 1:29:52# Do you have a clue What this is
1:29:52 > 1:29:54# I don't know
1:29:54 > 1:29:56# Are you everything that I miss
1:29:56 > 1:29:58# I don't hope so
1:29:58 > 1:30:00# We'll just have to wait and see
1:30:00 > 1:30:01# Wait and see
1:30:01 > 1:30:05# If things go right We're meant to be
1:30:05 > 1:30:07# The surface is gone
1:30:07 > 1:30:09# We scratched it off
1:30:09 > 1:30:13# We made some plans And let them go
1:30:13 > 1:30:15# Do you have The slightest idea
1:30:15 > 1:30:17# No, I don't
1:30:17 > 1:30:19# Why the world is bright With you here
1:30:19 > 1:30:21# Oh, is that so
1:30:21 > 1:30:23# Stay a while And wait and see
1:30:23 > 1:30:24# Wait and see
1:30:24 > 1:30:28# If things go right We're meant to be
1:30:28 > 1:30:32# Oh, what a world This life would be
1:30:32 > 1:30:35# Forget all your Technicolour dreams
1:30:35 > 1:30:41# Forget what a picture This is how it's meant to be
1:30:51 > 1:30:54# Do, do, da, dum Do, do, do, dum
1:30:54 > 1:30:58# Do, do, dum, dum Do, do, do, dum
1:30:58 > 1:31:01# Do you have the slightest idea # No, I don't
1:31:01 > 1:31:04# Why the world is right when you're near
1:31:04 > 1:31:06# Is that so
1:31:06 > 1:31:08# Stay a while, we'll wait and see
1:31:08 > 1:31:09# Wait and see
1:31:09 > 1:31:13# If things go right We're meant to be
1:31:13 > 1:31:16# Oh what a world This life would be
1:31:16 > 1:31:20# Forget all your Technicolour dreams...#