0:00:02 > 0:00:07This film contains very strong language.
0:00:20 > 0:00:22# I feel it happening
0:00:24 > 0:00:28# My heart's giving in
0:00:30 > 0:00:32# There's nothing wrong with me... #
0:00:33 > 0:00:36The midnight kiss.
0:00:36 > 0:00:38It's not just another kiss.
0:00:38 > 0:00:43It's all the hope of romance of the year culminating in just one moment.
0:00:43 > 0:00:48And that overhyped kiss in which there is so much calling, texting, IM-ing, planning, hurrying,
0:00:48 > 0:00:54drinking to make happen is all set at a moment when time itself takes centre stage, when you can palpably
0:00:54 > 0:01:00feel the weight of the year to come mixed with the loneliness and missed opportunities of the years gone by.
0:01:10 > 0:01:14For years, I used to work at a video store, and on New Year's I would always deal
0:01:14 > 0:01:20with what I thought were my people - those brokenhearted souls that hated the whole pageantry of the night,
0:01:20 > 0:01:25the ones who wanted to quietly and privately wallow in their own self-pity, getting drunk
0:01:25 > 0:01:28on the fictional romance and heartbreak of others.
0:01:34 > 0:01:41That was me, the lonely hunker-down type, waiting for the night to blow over.
0:01:41 > 0:01:46But sometimes you're so low you can no longer follow that routine any more.
0:02:14 > 0:02:16# I feel it happening
0:02:19 > 0:02:21# My heart's giving in
0:02:23 > 0:02:28# There's nothing wrong with me
0:02:28 > 0:02:31# Can't wait to begin
0:02:33 > 0:02:37# Your love surrounds me... #
0:02:39 > 0:02:40Oh, Jeez, I'm sorry.
0:02:40 > 0:02:45- Oh, God! Oh, man! I didn't know you guys were here, man!- It's all right.
0:02:45 > 0:02:49- I thought you guys were at Min's house.- Yeah, we got home early.
0:02:49 > 0:02:51Ah, don't worry about it. It's OK, man.
0:02:51 > 0:02:55- I'm really embarrassed.- Don't be. Everybody jerks off. It's natural.
0:02:55 > 0:02:57I had no idea you guys were even here.
0:02:57 > 0:03:01We just got home before. Don't even worry about it, man.
0:03:01 > 0:03:04You know?
0:03:07 > 0:03:10Hey, what the fuck is this?
0:03:10 > 0:03:12It's...
0:03:12 > 0:03:14- Is that Min? - No, it's nothing. It's nothing.
0:03:14 > 0:03:17I'll explain that in a second. Just don't go in there, Jacob.
0:03:17 > 0:03:19- It looks just like her. - No, it's not.
0:03:19 > 0:03:22- Well, what is this? - I'll explain in a second, all right?
0:03:22 > 0:03:23Hey, Min?
0:03:23 > 0:03:25Min, get in here, OK?
0:03:25 > 0:03:28- No, no, no, no, no, come on. Jacob...- Is that you?
0:03:28 > 0:03:29God, no! Jacob!
0:03:29 > 0:03:32- Oh, man!- Is that you?
0:03:32 > 0:03:36- No!- What do you mean, that's not you? That's definitely you!
0:03:36 > 0:03:40That is not you? You're telling me that's not you? Are you sure that's not you?
0:03:40 > 0:03:42No, it's not!
0:03:42 > 0:03:44- Positive?- It's not me!
0:03:44 > 0:03:46Just give it to me straight.
0:03:46 > 0:03:49That's you? What happened? It doesn't matter.
0:03:49 > 0:03:50ARGUMENT CONTINUES
0:03:50 > 0:03:58# I'll take a trip on a slow boat through paradise with you. #
0:04:00 > 0:04:05I'm a worthless piece of shit that should just die and not be buried.
0:04:05 > 0:04:07I mean, I can't even get a job in this town.
0:04:07 > 0:04:10- You just need to get laid. - I'm trying!- You're trying?
0:04:10 > 0:04:15What, are you hitting on the fucking girl at the grocery store when you buy your tub of Chunky Monkey?
0:04:15 > 0:04:18You don't see it. I mean, I put myself out there...
0:04:18 > 0:04:22All you've done is sit around, eat your ice cream and fucking smoke bongloads
0:04:22 > 0:04:24You haven't even looked for work, man.
0:04:26 > 0:04:31Look, if you just want to sit there and stare out the window with your beer and smoke your cigarette,
0:04:31 > 0:04:35that's fine, and jack off to pictures of my girlfriend on New Year's Eve, just be my guest.
0:04:35 > 0:04:37Jacob, leave him alone. I thought it was sweet.
0:04:39 > 0:04:42You thought it was sweet that he was jacking off to pictures of you?
0:04:42 > 0:04:44I thought it was really flattering.
0:04:44 > 0:04:48You are the cutest thing in the world! Oh, my God!
0:04:48 > 0:04:52Oh, my God, what is this?
0:04:52 > 0:04:54We could give him some more material, you know?
0:04:54 > 0:04:56Well, I'm going to go check my e-mail.
0:04:57 > 0:04:59- Dude, quit!- OK...
0:05:02 > 0:05:06It's just the whole world that I find depressing right now, you know?
0:05:06 > 0:05:09Just the wars and the lies and Columbine and George Bush...
0:05:09 > 0:05:11Columbine was ten years ago!
0:05:11 > 0:05:14I'm just saying, there's so much hatred and just violence out there.
0:05:14 > 0:05:19Look, if you really want to meet somebody that's pretty and cool and interesting, you can do that.
0:05:19 > 0:05:24All you got to do, my friend, is put an ad up on the Craigslist.
0:05:24 > 0:05:28I don't know, man. The whole online dating thing, I think it's a little bit too...
0:05:28 > 0:05:33- pathetic for me.- It's not pathetic. I mean, everybody does it. I have a MySpace page, Facebook.
0:05:33 > 0:05:37- Min does, too. Everybody does. - That's different than Craigslist.
0:05:37 > 0:05:40Look, you don't have time to do MySpace. Craigslist is the only way.
0:05:40 > 0:05:44Look at it as research into the world. You haven't written anything since you've been here.
0:05:44 > 0:05:46Here, check this out.
0:05:46 > 0:05:50Look at all these lonely people. All these women are online right now.
0:05:50 > 0:05:52If you go to a bar, nobody's even going to talk to you.
0:05:52 > 0:05:55They're won't look at you. You have to message them, you have to say,
0:05:55 > 0:05:59"Hey, yeah, I'll send you a message," in order for them to trust you.
0:05:59 > 0:06:02Listen, if you don't do that, it's just going to be weird and creepy.
0:06:02 > 0:06:04Hey, Min, don't you think he should do it?
0:06:04 > 0:06:08Yeah, yeah, absolutely! You should do it before it's too late.
0:06:08 > 0:06:10Just type it.
0:06:10 > 0:06:11Just write the damn thing.
0:06:11 > 0:06:13This is humiliating.
0:06:15 > 0:06:17Misanthrope seeks misanthrope.
0:06:17 > 0:06:21If you respond to this ad, you're probably not the kind of woman I'd go out with.
0:06:21 > 0:06:26I guess I'm lonely and it's New Year's and I'm willing to embarrass the hell out of myself with this ad.
0:06:26 > 0:06:29My girlfriends have over the years been intelligent and beautiful.
0:06:29 > 0:06:34In the end they've all broken my heart, whatever that means. My friend says I need a photo, so here it is.
0:06:34 > 0:06:38- Talk soon. Wilson. - Well, yeah, that's good. Very clever. Sounds really good.
0:06:38 > 0:06:43OK, all we have to do now is put up a photo and put your number in.
0:06:43 > 0:06:47Put our home phone number on there. I don't want my cell phone ringing off the hook.
0:06:47 > 0:06:52- I can't believe we're doing this. We're inviting total insanity into our house.- That's good, man!
0:06:52 > 0:06:55You're not going to find it sitting around the apartment.
0:06:55 > 0:06:57We're going to get robbed. I'm going to get raped.
0:06:57 > 0:07:00All right, look, it's all up on the World Wide Web now, all right?
0:07:00 > 0:07:02Now it's time to see if you're really hot or not.
0:07:02 > 0:07:07Your phone is going to be ringing off the hook. You're going to have14-year-olds calling you,
0:07:07 > 0:07:12you're going to have grandmas calling you. Better be excited about this one.
0:07:12 > 0:07:16'There's no way I could have understood their pain.
0:07:16 > 0:07:20'And when I see that, you know, I just want to do something.'
0:07:20 > 0:07:22- Totally. - HE COUGHS
0:07:22 > 0:07:24'Are you smoking pot?'
0:07:27 > 0:07:28Yes.
0:07:28 > 0:07:31'While you're talking to your mother on the phone?'
0:07:31 > 0:07:39Look, Mom, you're just talking and talking. I just figured... Oh, hey, Mom, thank you so much.
0:07:39 > 0:07:42I got the package. It came yesterday.
0:07:42 > 0:07:44'Are you sure this is what you want?'
0:07:44 > 0:07:47Yes, absolutely. I love it.
0:07:47 > 0:07:53God, you two are so lucky to have each other. I mean, I just miss that sort of comfort and connection.
0:07:53 > 0:07:56Like Karen and I. We worked at the same restaurant,
0:07:56 > 0:07:59and we'd sometimes leave early and go to the McDonald's drive-through,
0:07:59 > 0:08:03and we'd just sit there, eating and just sitting there,
0:08:03 > 0:08:09sharing that moment, y'know, just being there with one another.
0:08:19 > 0:08:22Yeah.
0:08:26 > 0:08:29It seems like yesterday we were back in Texas.
0:08:29 > 0:08:34So much has happened over these three months, unfortunately all bad for me.
0:08:34 > 0:08:35LA has been a disaster.
0:08:35 > 0:08:40The day after we broke up, on my drive out here, I flipped my car.
0:08:40 > 0:08:44The tread on the tyre separated and I lost control. The photo is attached.
0:08:44 > 0:08:49It was surreal. There I was, standing in the middle of I-10 with everything I own
0:08:49 > 0:08:54flung across the freeway in the middle of Arizona, you were on the opposite side of the world,
0:08:54 > 0:09:00all my close friends were 16 hours to the east and I was to move to a place I'd loathed my whole life,
0:09:00 > 0:09:04LA. And I'd arrive there without a car.
0:09:04 > 0:09:07The script that we all thought would sell has been delayed
0:09:07 > 0:09:11after my laptop was stolen one night during a walk with my sister.
0:09:11 > 0:09:13'Someone biked by and took my computer.
0:09:13 > 0:09:17'I stupidly left it in my nephew's stroller a few feet away from me.'
0:09:17 > 0:09:19BOY LAUGHS That's funny, right?
0:09:22 > 0:09:26Since then, I've been in a total daze and bordering on suicide.
0:09:26 > 0:09:30I probably would have done it if the bathtub here wasn't so filthy.
0:09:30 > 0:09:33I don't know what I'm doing here in LA.
0:09:33 > 0:09:39I miss you more than I could possibly imagine. Just hearing your voice would melt all my anxiety,
0:09:39 > 0:09:43as I would know that there's someone out there that still cares whether I live or die.
0:09:53 > 0:09:57Karen, hope you're feeling well. Happy New Year.
0:09:57 > 0:10:02Looks like my script's going to sell. Finally I can pay off all my debts!
0:10:02 > 0:10:06Now who knows what's next? I'd love to hear your voice sometime.
0:10:15 > 0:10:20- So, what happened the other day with the woman across the hall?- She died. - Oh, gosh.- She absolutely died.
0:10:20 > 0:10:23- You know why? Because she was very old.- Oh, you know what?
0:10:23 > 0:10:27I didn't see her on Willard. She was, what, in her eighties?
0:10:27 > 0:10:31But apart from that, she was a bitch. She was a bitch.
0:10:31 > 0:10:36Between the running of the water and the showers, the bath, I'm sorry, but it was just insane with her.
0:10:36 > 0:10:40- They must have buried a prune! - That's kind of harsh.
0:10:40 > 0:10:43Well, hey, it's the New Year's.
0:10:43 > 0:10:46Out with the old, in with the new.
0:10:46 > 0:10:51- Oh!- Happy New Year. And what are you doing for New Year's? Anything interesting?
0:10:51 > 0:10:52PHONE RINGS
0:10:52 > 0:10:54Oh, shit, it's on now, man.
0:10:58 > 0:10:59Hello?
0:10:59 > 0:11:02# Happy, happy birthday today
0:11:02 > 0:11:08- '# Happy, happy birthday anyway...' - Who is it?- '# ..any day'
0:11:08 > 0:11:10# Baby boy, baby boy baby boom-boom-boom!#
0:11:10 > 0:11:15- Hey, Mom. How's it going? God, you sound like you're at a party or something.- I am! Hi!
0:11:15 > 0:11:19'Oh, I love Florida! God!'
0:11:19 > 0:11:25- I have so many friends! - Glad you're having a good time.
0:11:25 > 0:11:28Wilson, I have something very serious to discuss with you.
0:11:28 > 0:11:32- What?- You have to promise. You can't joke or laugh about it.
0:11:32 > 0:11:38- I mean, it's hard enough as it is. - Mom, I'm not going to judge you. - You promise?
0:11:38 > 0:11:43- I promise! Mom, what?! - I'm getting breast enhancement.
0:11:43 > 0:11:46- 'At a discount!'- What?! Why?
0:11:46 > 0:11:49Well, Wilson, you said you wouldn't be judgmental.
0:11:49 > 0:11:50I'm not judging you!
0:11:50 > 0:11:54Y'know, you're a nice woman settling into her old age. You don't need a boob job.
0:11:54 > 0:11:56La, la, la, I'm not listening!
0:11:56 > 0:12:00'I'm doing it anyway. La, la, la.
0:12:00 > 0:12:02Hang on, I got another call.
0:12:04 > 0:12:05Hello?
0:12:07 > 0:12:08'Hello?'
0:12:11 > 0:12:13Are you the misanthrope?
0:12:15 > 0:12:19Um, uh, yes.
0:12:19 > 0:12:21Are you the misanthropee?
0:12:21 > 0:12:23Um, I don't know. I had to look it up.
0:12:23 > 0:12:28You know, it sounds pretty intense, but I guess for today that's me, so, um, I'll give you a shot.
0:12:28 > 0:12:31But listen, I'm not wasting my New Year's Eve on somebody I don't like.
0:12:31 > 0:12:36We'll meet, and within five minutes I'll know if I like you. Where do you want to meet?
0:12:36 > 0:12:40Whoa, that seems like a lot of pressure. I don't know if I can handle that.
0:12:40 > 0:12:44Yeah? Well, life's full of pressure, y'know? So, is La Poubelle OK with you?
0:12:44 > 0:12:46Uh, yeah, it's...
0:12:46 > 0:12:47Then I'll see you there at about four o'clock.
0:12:47 > 0:12:50Wait, hold on. I don't even know what you look like.
0:12:50 > 0:12:52I mean, you've seen a picture of me.
0:12:52 > 0:12:58Well, I'm 300lb, I'm into bondage, and I like Hello Kitty.
0:13:01 > 0:13:04'God, I'm just kidding! What can you not find out in five minutes?'
0:13:04 > 0:13:07No offence, but I'm meeting three other guys before I meet you.
0:13:07 > 0:13:10I'm going to figure out which one I like best. OK?
0:13:10 > 0:13:14I'm not going to waste my New Year's Eve on some total fuck-up. Do you get what I'm saying?
0:13:14 > 0:13:18- Are you going to meet me there at four?- 'OK.' - OK, great.- 'Wait, wait.'
0:13:18 > 0:13:20What will you be wearing?
0:13:20 > 0:13:22What? Is this some kind of fucking sex thing?
0:13:22 > 0:13:26No! No, no, I'm just going to be sitting there all nervous
0:13:26 > 0:13:30and looking at every girl that comes in, and, y'know, it's embarrassing.
0:13:30 > 0:13:34Well, too bad, OK? That's your fucking life right now. I can't help you. So, I'll see you at four?
0:13:34 > 0:13:37- Will I see you at four?- OK.
0:13:37 > 0:13:39OK, bye.
0:13:45 > 0:13:47- I'm sorry about that.- Who was that?
0:13:47 > 0:13:49It was, uh, just a friend.
0:13:49 > 0:13:53- A girl?- Yeah, actually it was. - What's her name? What's she do?
0:13:53 > 0:13:57Mom, it's not at that point. Just let it be, OK?
0:13:57 > 0:13:59I mean, honey, you're hedging on thirty.
0:13:59 > 0:14:01You'd think you'd be on a serious relationship.
0:14:01 > 0:14:03Mom, Mom, Jeez, come on!
0:14:03 > 0:14:07- OK? Just drop it.- Oh, OK.
0:14:07 > 0:14:10Y'know, you sound good, honey, you really do.
0:14:10 > 0:14:14I mean, I thought maybe when Karen dumped you I'd be worried about you,
0:14:14 > 0:14:19- but you sound good! - Yeah, I've never been happier.
0:14:19 > 0:14:23That's my go-get-'em kid! You go get 'em, honey.
0:14:23 > 0:14:24Happy New Year, baby.
0:14:27 > 0:14:31- I think you look great.- Really? - You're going to need a belt, though.
0:14:31 > 0:14:33Jacob! Can you grab some belts?
0:14:33 > 0:14:35Got the belts! Which one?
0:14:35 > 0:14:38- This one.- OK.
0:14:38 > 0:14:39You're looking good, man!
0:14:39 > 0:14:44You look great! I like the whole Freddy Krueger look and everything. I love that sweater on you, man.
0:14:44 > 0:14:47- I feel like a rodeo clown.- You're not. Hey, Bui, get in here, man.
0:14:47 > 0:14:50Help me with this guy. What do you think of this guy's outfit?
0:14:50 > 0:14:52Oh, man! Yeah, you look New York.
0:14:52 > 0:14:58Well, I just don't like wearing clothes that I look back in ten years and I feel humiliated.
0:14:58 > 0:15:01That's not this outfit. That's nice. That's a classic. That's timeless, man.
0:15:01 > 0:15:06- Clothes make the man! You got to feel comfortable.- I feel good. I mean, the belt's not working.
0:15:06 > 0:15:09- Do you have another belt, Jacob? - I got it. I used to wear this belt.
0:15:09 > 0:15:13You just need to come down, buckle my shoe, right there. Yeah!
0:15:13 > 0:15:16- You're feeling it. So, this is the outfit, then?- Yeah.
0:15:16 > 0:15:19- All right, good, you're dressed. - I would totally fuck you.
0:15:22 > 0:15:24See? I would fuck you, too. We'd all do an orgy.
0:15:24 > 0:15:25She'd fuck you, I'd fuck you.
0:15:25 > 0:15:28Would you fuck him?
0:15:28 > 0:15:30OK. Yeah! Yeah, I mean...
0:15:30 > 0:15:34See? Look, you're looking good. This is like the heartbreaker outfit.
0:15:34 > 0:15:39- You'll break hearts in this outfit. You ready to break a heart? - Yeah, I feel Mr Heartbreaker.
0:15:39 > 0:15:42- Now we're talking! There you go. All right, high five?- High five.
0:15:42 > 0:15:46- High five, everybody. High five. - I'm feeling confident.
0:15:46 > 0:15:51Sorry about that, man. I just don't feel confident wearing those clothes.
0:15:51 > 0:15:54It's all right, you got to wear what you like. That's how it works.
0:15:54 > 0:15:56So, thanks for letting me borrow your car tonight.
0:15:56 > 0:15:59- I'll fill it up with gas.- It's not a problem, it's not a problem.
0:15:59 > 0:16:02Do you want to borrow some money? You can buy the girl some flowers.
0:16:02 > 0:16:04I don't need to borrow any money from you.
0:16:04 > 0:16:08- We used to take baths together when we were ten. You can borrow anything.- Whoa, we weren't ten,
0:16:08 > 0:16:09we were, like, two.
0:16:09 > 0:16:11Hey, don't eat her out.
0:16:11 > 0:16:13What?! What are you talking about?
0:16:13 > 0:16:16We're not in Texas any more. This is LA, man. Girls are dirty here, man.
0:16:16 > 0:16:18Just don't eat her out. And wear a condom.
0:16:18 > 0:16:20I'm not even thinking about that right now.
0:16:20 > 0:16:24Look, I don't want to get some disease because I used the same bar of soap as you
0:16:24 > 0:16:27or cos I sat on the toilet with you, y'know?
0:16:27 > 0:16:28Just don't do it. Just don't do it.
0:16:28 > 0:16:31- Well, I don't have any condoms, so...- Don't worry about it.
0:16:31 > 0:16:34- I got you covered. I brought some for you.- Whoa! Jeez!
0:16:34 > 0:16:35I don't need five!
0:16:35 > 0:16:39Actually, I don't need any. I don't like having them on me.
0:16:39 > 0:16:40It's too predetermined.
0:16:40 > 0:16:43It's reality! It's not predetermined, it's reality.
0:16:43 > 0:16:46If it gets to that point, I can just run out and get some.
0:16:46 > 0:16:50Jesus Christ, you're acting like you're in seventh grade, man!
0:16:50 > 0:16:52We fuck, we suck. We're animals, we're apes.
0:16:52 > 0:16:55We stick fucking pieces of plastic in us so that we can come,
0:16:55 > 0:16:59we fucking stick each other's dicks in each other's asses.
0:16:59 > 0:17:03You don't get upset when they leave toilet paper next to the toilet seat
0:17:03 > 0:17:06because they assume you have to wipe your ass, do you?
0:17:08 > 0:17:10Well, do you or not, man?
0:17:10 > 0:17:12Shit, no, you don't, man!
0:17:12 > 0:17:16Girls aren't going to carry those things. Girls don't do that thing.
0:17:16 > 0:17:20They feel guilty. They feel like sluts if they carry these things around, so just take 'em.
0:17:20 > 0:17:23- I'll take two.- No, take three.
0:17:23 > 0:17:26Sometimes you get tired and you're going to need to slip on one.
0:17:26 > 0:17:31That's a big one. That's an extra large. I don't know your size, but it might come in handy.
0:17:31 > 0:17:33I haven't seen a condom in six years.
0:17:33 > 0:17:38Get used to it, man. I mean, these ladies out there, they are insane.
0:17:38 > 0:17:42They are trying to hook a man. We are getting older. They'll poke holes in condoms.
0:17:42 > 0:17:46No, I'm serious. Especially the Asian ones, man.
0:17:46 > 0:17:49They will fucking poke holes in condoms so they get knocked up,
0:17:49 > 0:17:52cos if they get knocked up they get citizenship.
0:17:52 > 0:17:53Yellow fever? Wear the fucking life jacket.
0:17:53 > 0:17:57That's it. Your nut sack is filled with green cards, all right?
0:17:57 > 0:18:01So just be safe and bring your own.
0:18:01 > 0:18:03Man, I don't even know if she's good-looking.
0:18:03 > 0:18:06I mean, she said she was 300lb and into bondage.
0:18:06 > 0:18:10All right, man, here. Just take all five. This is fucking hilarious.
0:18:18 > 0:18:23Look, you got to promise me you're going to come to the party tonight. It's important.
0:18:23 > 0:18:27Well, I'll try. I don't know what's going to happen in here. I may be tied to the dominatrix's bed post.
0:18:27 > 0:18:32Fuck, uh, there's something very, very special that I'm going to do,
0:18:32 > 0:18:36and it would mean a lot to me if you were going to be there.
0:18:36 > 0:18:37What?
0:18:37 > 0:18:39What are you talking about?
0:18:39 > 0:18:41All right, don't say anything, but...
0:18:43 > 0:18:46..I'm going to propose to Min.
0:18:46 > 0:18:47You're serious?
0:18:47 > 0:18:52Yeah. I love her. I just figure, y'know, why not get married?
0:18:52 > 0:18:53Do you have a ring?
0:18:53 > 0:18:57Yeah! Yeah. My mom just sent it yesterday.
0:18:57 > 0:19:00This came yesterday. Look at that.
0:19:00 > 0:19:02That's the ring of doom.
0:19:02 > 0:19:08My father gave that to every one of his five wives, and every one of them ended in divorce.
0:19:08 > 0:19:10My mom is the only one that kept it.
0:19:10 > 0:19:15And that ring has so much fucking hatred and just anger and aggression
0:19:15 > 0:19:20and fucking frustration and just divorce all tied into that. But you know what?
0:19:20 > 0:19:25I don't care. My love for Min is so strong that I'm going to beat the McIntyre curse.
0:19:25 > 0:19:28That right there is going to become the ring of love.
0:19:29 > 0:19:31Man, I'm so happy for you.
0:19:31 > 0:19:36I was going to do it this morning, but your little jack-off stunt kinda killed the mood.
0:19:36 > 0:19:39You just made the whole thing that much more memorable. It's great.
0:19:39 > 0:19:45Oh, that's great(!) Now you're going to tell that story every time somebody asks you how you proposed.
0:19:45 > 0:19:47Yeah, man, that's why I love you.
0:19:47 > 0:19:48I love you for that.
0:19:51 > 0:19:53All right, man.
0:19:53 > 0:19:56Good luck. I'm happy for you, man.
0:19:56 > 0:19:58- I'm really happy for you. Good luck. - And you. Good luck.
0:19:58 > 0:20:01- I'll see you tonight.- All righty.
0:20:10 > 0:20:14- Hey, uh, I'm just meeting someone here.- Sure. Two?
0:20:14 > 0:20:16- Two, yeah.- Wherever you like.
0:20:16 > 0:20:17OK. And can I get a double espresso?
0:20:17 > 0:20:19No problem.
0:21:02 > 0:21:03Wilson!
0:21:16 > 0:21:17Hey.
0:21:17 > 0:21:21You're not that bad. You should've seen the last guy I interviewed.
0:21:21 > 0:21:22Said he was an acupuncturist.
0:21:22 > 0:21:27Wanted to take me to his house, lights candles and stick fucking pins in me. I fucking hate men!
0:21:27 > 0:21:33- I think they're going to end up being so simple, and they're just fucking apes.- Yeah...
0:21:33 > 0:21:36So, uh, how old are you?
0:21:36 > 0:21:37What?!
0:21:37 > 0:21:43- How old are you?- Don't you think that's a fucking rude question?
0:21:43 > 0:21:47No! I mean, obviously you're extremely attractive.
0:21:51 > 0:21:53- What?- C'mere, c'mere.
0:21:54 > 0:21:58Actually, to tell you the truth, I'm 17.
0:21:58 > 0:22:02But don't freak out. I'm going to be 18 in eleven months.
0:22:02 > 0:22:05I know you probably want to have sex. So do I, but you can still come over.
0:22:05 > 0:22:09My mom's room is way down the hall, and my dad goes hunting every weekend.
0:22:09 > 0:22:12And to tell you the truth, Wilson,
0:22:12 > 0:22:14I don't know if I can wait.
0:22:14 > 0:22:15My pussy is so wet right now.
0:22:15 > 0:22:17It's going to be too hard.
0:22:22 > 0:22:24Oh, my God.
0:22:24 > 0:22:27- What?- You're fucking thinking about statutory rape right now.
0:22:27 > 0:22:32- You're a mental statutory rapist. That's fucking great. I'm 27.- Oh.
0:22:32 > 0:22:35You really thought I was 17?
0:22:35 > 0:22:39No! I mean, I'm glad that you're not.
0:22:39 > 0:22:43- Why, so now you can fuck me?- What? No!- Just get a life, OK?
0:22:43 > 0:22:46This isn't a "get laid for free" night, OK? Damn it. I think we should pray.
0:22:46 > 0:22:51- What? Are you serious?- Yes! Do you have a problem with that? - Well, actually, I...- Shhh!
0:22:51 > 0:22:54Close your eyes.
0:22:54 > 0:22:59Dear God, whoever you are, please help us find whatever it is we're looking for tonight.
0:22:59 > 0:23:02And please let Wilson know that he's not going to get in my pants.
0:23:02 > 0:23:06I don't want him to be too heartbroken. In God's name, amen.
0:23:07 > 0:23:09Amen.
0:23:09 > 0:23:12That felt really good. I haven't prayed in a long time.
0:23:12 > 0:23:16- So, are you, like, really religious? - Uh-uh. I just said that so you wouldn't want to have sex with me.
0:23:16 > 0:23:19I can't stand religious guys. They're all so fucking hyper.
0:23:19 > 0:23:22Well, maybe God IS watching over us tonight.
0:23:22 > 0:23:24So we can find what we're looking for?
0:23:25 > 0:23:27What are you looking for?
0:23:27 > 0:23:30The love of my life.
0:23:30 > 0:23:33On Craigslist?
0:23:33 > 0:23:36No. God, no, forget it. I can't even stand any more relationships.
0:23:36 > 0:23:40Oh, I have one more interview after you, and actually, I think the guy is here.
0:23:40 > 0:23:44- So if you don't mind sitting over there for a second... - Are you serious?
0:23:44 > 0:23:47- Yeah, just go sit over there.- Don't you think...- Just go fucking sit!
0:23:52 > 0:23:54Hi. You must be Stevie.
0:23:54 > 0:23:58Yes, I am. Thanks for meeting me. Mm. Wow, you're really good-looking, I have to say.
0:23:58 > 0:24:00Thank you. That's very flattering.
0:24:00 > 0:24:02- Mm-hm.- So tell me, what do you do?
0:24:02 > 0:24:04- What's your occupation? - I run a termite company.
0:24:04 > 0:24:09I used to have a restaurant, but the termite company's really good. Really good.
0:24:09 > 0:24:13- That's the main thing I do.- Wow. So, you seem like a really nice guy. Why are you posting ads on Craigslist?
0:24:13 > 0:24:17- Don't you think that's a little pathetic?- It's not something I normally do.
0:24:17 > 0:24:20Come on, Stevie, everybody says that.
0:24:20 > 0:24:25I mean, uh, I'm divorced, I'm lonely.
0:24:25 > 0:24:27It's hard to meet single women.
0:24:27 > 0:24:31Y'know, all my friends are married, and I have two kids.
0:24:31 > 0:24:33Does that freak you out at all?
0:24:33 > 0:24:36- Mm-mm.- I'm just trying to meet somebody.- Right, right.
0:24:36 > 0:24:38- So, kids. Two of them.- Yeah.
0:24:38 > 0:24:40Mm-hm. Boy-girl? Boy-boy? Girl-girl?
0:24:40 > 0:24:42Oh, boy-girl. Jack, he's five.
0:24:42 > 0:24:46And Melissa, she's three. And they're just beautiful kids.
0:24:46 > 0:24:51Well, um, you see like a really nice guy, Stevie, but to tell you the truth.
0:24:51 > 0:24:53I just don't think it's going to work out.
0:24:57 > 0:24:59Well, I just drove down here from Irvine.
0:24:59 > 0:25:02I mean, for sixty seconds? It was, like, an hour and a half drive.
0:25:02 > 0:25:06I mean, we could go out. We could have a really good time. I mean, sure, we could get along.
0:25:06 > 0:25:08It'll be fun. I'm a really fun guy.
0:25:08 > 0:25:10It's just not going to work out today.
0:25:12 > 0:25:18- It was really, really nice meeting you.- Oh, my God!
0:25:18 > 0:25:21- Oh, and have a happy New Year!- Yeah, happy New Year.
0:25:26 > 0:25:29Let's go.
0:25:29 > 0:25:32Don't you think you were a little harsh back there?
0:25:32 > 0:25:36No. When you have eleven siblings, you know how to just go out there and get what you want.
0:25:36 > 0:25:40You can't waste any time. I think that's what's really going to give me my edge out here.
0:25:40 > 0:25:41Your edge? What do you mean, your edge?
0:25:41 > 0:25:46Well, I'm an actress, and out here it's a dime a dozen, and I just don't think people out here have
0:25:46 > 0:25:50the raw ambition that I do. I don't know.
0:25:50 > 0:25:52You're a real All About Eve, huh?
0:25:52 > 0:25:55I don't know who Eve is, but yeah, I guess so.
0:25:55 > 0:26:01- Whoa, where are we going? - I don't know. I was following you. - Well, I was following you.
0:26:01 > 0:26:03I'm not getting into a car with you.
0:26:04 > 0:26:09- OK. We could take the subway. - Yeah! Yeah, yeah, that sounds good.
0:26:09 > 0:26:13Public place, there are people around, you can't rape me. That's great.
0:26:13 > 0:26:18- You're a real trusting soul(!) - Y'know, I'm giving you until sunset, and then I'm going to figure out
0:26:18 > 0:26:21if I like you or not. If not, I'm going to go out with somebody else.
0:26:21 > 0:26:24- You're kidding, right?- No! I don't have time to fuck around.
0:26:24 > 0:26:29I mean, so far, you seem like a really nice guy, but I'm not going to be standing there at midnight
0:26:29 > 0:26:33next to a bunch of people fucking kissing all over each other next to some fucking dud.
0:26:35 > 0:26:38So, you ever been down to the MOCA?
0:26:38 > 0:26:41- What's that?- It's, um,
0:26:41 > 0:26:43the Museum of Contemporary Art.
0:26:43 > 0:26:46- I guess you've never heard of it. - MOBILE RINGS - I hate museums.
0:26:46 > 0:26:48Oh, fuck you.
0:26:48 > 0:26:51As if I'm going to pick up. I mean, seriously, what is wrong with men?
0:26:51 > 0:26:53What the fuck is wrong with you guys?
0:26:53 > 0:26:57Um, I don't know.
0:26:58 > 0:27:01'Hey, this is Vivian. Leave a message and I'll call you back.
0:27:01 > 0:27:02'Thanks!'
0:27:04 > 0:27:08'Viv, it's been five days, and I'm just driving around looking for you.
0:27:08 > 0:27:10'I don't know what else to do.
0:27:10 > 0:27:12'If you, uh,
0:27:12 > 0:27:14'got all these messages and you're ignoring me
0:27:14 > 0:27:20'and you want to move on with your life, that's fine, I understand, but...'
0:27:22 > 0:27:24'..I cannot let that happen.
0:27:27 > 0:27:29'Call me, honey. I love you.'
0:27:36 > 0:27:38Hey, you shouldn't smoke in here.
0:27:38 > 0:27:40- Why not?- For starters, it's not allowed.- Wow.
0:27:40 > 0:27:43- Second of all, I hate litter. - Aren't you a goody two shoes?
0:27:43 > 0:27:46No, I just don't like litter!
0:27:46 > 0:27:49You're a real wild man.
0:27:49 > 0:27:51- Listen, I have my moments. - You're right,
0:27:51 > 0:27:53it's the quiet guys we have to look out for,
0:27:53 > 0:27:56- they tend to be the freakiest. - Yeah, and you're not freaky?
0:27:56 > 0:28:00I almost walked out of that coffee shop when you said that shit to that guy.
0:28:00 > 0:28:02Oh, my God! That is pathetic, you're too soft.
0:28:02 > 0:28:05Well, that guy probably went home and slit his wrists.
0:28:05 > 0:28:07Fine by me, it's survival of the fittest.
0:28:07 > 0:28:11- If you can't take the heat, get out of the kitchen.- Jeez!
0:28:11 > 0:28:15Don't you think it's that random act of unkindness from some total stranger
0:28:15 > 0:28:18that's the coup de grace? And all of a sudden... Boom!
0:28:18 > 0:28:20..he'll bleed to death on the bathroom floor.
0:28:20 > 0:28:22You know what? That's an excuse.
0:28:22 > 0:28:26If you're at that point, do it, you're rotting in hell for eternity anyway.
0:28:26 > 0:28:29Come on, we're going to miss the train. You should think about therapy,
0:28:29 > 0:28:34- your Catholic upbringing has given you a sensitive edge. - Yeah, Catholic schoolgirl here.
0:28:34 > 0:28:37I got my uniform in my purse, want me to take it out for you?
0:28:37 > 0:28:40- I know you're into that whole paedophilia shit.- Fuck!
0:28:45 > 0:28:47Have you read that book City Of Quartz?
0:28:47 > 0:28:51No, books suck. Hey, we should go down to The Standard.
0:28:51 > 0:28:55- Yeah! What's that? - It's this hotel downtown, they have this cool bar on the roof.
0:28:55 > 0:28:58I read about it. Lindsay Lohan eats lunch there every day.
0:28:58 > 0:29:00Oh, so she's eating again?
0:29:00 > 0:29:02Yeah, but I don't know where it's at, so...
0:29:02 > 0:29:05Well, I'm sure we could find it.
0:29:05 > 0:29:07- Really? - Yeah! I mean, if you want to go.
0:29:07 > 0:29:09Yeah, I'd love... I don't know, that'd be cool.
0:29:09 > 0:29:14I just never get to do stuff like that, because my boyfriend's such an asshole he never wants to go out.
0:29:14 > 0:29:17Yeah, well, I LOVE doing stuff like that.
0:29:46 > 0:29:48SHE SQUEALS
0:30:12 > 0:30:15Wow, the Los Angeles Stock Exchange.
0:30:15 > 0:30:18"Founded on integrity."
0:30:18 > 0:30:21Well, that's destined for failure.
0:30:21 > 0:30:25Could you imagine if this happened to the New York Stock Exchange?
0:30:25 > 0:30:28Like, all the banks left, someone closed down the stock exchange
0:30:28 > 0:30:31and put a chain on the door? These things happen.
0:30:31 > 0:30:34You look at our country and you think it could never fail.
0:30:34 > 0:30:37But look at something like that, it makes you wonder.
0:30:37 > 0:30:41It's like everything good in life eventually tragically fails.
0:30:41 > 0:30:43No, you're just cynical.
0:30:43 > 0:30:45- I am not cynical.- Yes, you are!
0:30:45 > 0:30:47What goes around comes around. You have no hope.
0:30:47 > 0:30:49- It's not about hope.- Yes, it is!
0:30:49 > 0:30:51I mean, if King Tut was a CEO today, he...
0:30:51 > 0:30:54Whoa, whoa, King Tut?! King Tut?! We're talking about King Tut?!
0:31:00 > 0:31:01Go ahead. I'm sorry.
0:31:01 > 0:31:06Well, they would have called him grossly negligent for simply not wanting a normal mausoleum.
0:31:06 > 0:31:08And those things were built by hand!
0:31:08 > 0:31:12There are still things made my hand. I mean, I make my own jewellery. See?
0:31:14 > 0:31:15That's not bad!
0:31:39 > 0:31:42It'd be really, really cool to go inside one of them
0:31:42 > 0:31:44and see what they look like, you know?
0:31:44 > 0:31:47- Inside one of the theatres? - Yeah, yeah.- You want to?
0:31:48 > 0:31:51- Really?- Yeah!
0:31:51 > 0:31:52Um...
0:31:54 > 0:31:58- All right, stay here. Don't leave.- Where are you going? - You promised me. Six o'clock.
0:32:06 > 0:32:08Hey, there. How are you?
0:32:08 > 0:32:12Hey, I was wondering if we could just come in here and take a look at the theatre?
0:32:23 > 0:32:27- What did you say to the security guard? - I told her she could sleep with you.
0:32:27 > 0:32:31- What?!- Well, what? You're OK with that, right?- No, not really!
0:32:31 > 0:32:33- Well, so then, maybe?- Oh, God.
0:32:33 > 0:32:35Well, at least we got in.
0:32:35 > 0:32:36Well, at least we got in.
0:32:36 > 0:32:39- Oh, my God.- This is so amazing.
0:32:39 > 0:32:44- Wow! Look at the ceiling! - Oh, my God, this is incredible!
0:32:47 > 0:32:50- Oh, God!- And it's huge! Huge! Huge!
0:32:50 > 0:32:52Huge! Huge!
0:32:52 > 0:32:56- Can you imagine what this place looked like when it opened?- I know!
0:32:56 > 0:33:01Look at that ceiling. Oh, it's beautiful!
0:33:01 > 0:33:05God, I can't believe this theatre is just sitting here.
0:33:07 > 0:33:08Theatre's dead in LA.
0:33:26 > 0:33:30Do you know, I've been on stage every year of my life since I was 12.
0:33:30 > 0:33:34- Really?- I mean, that's why I came to LA, to be an actor.
0:33:34 > 0:33:37My friends threw me the most amazing going-away party.
0:33:37 > 0:33:41I got so fucking wasted I couldn't even pack the U-Haul.
0:33:41 > 0:33:43Yeah, and so I get here
0:33:43 > 0:33:47and I waste all my fucking time with my stupid hick boyfriend.
0:33:48 > 0:33:49Yeah, well, welcome to LA!
0:33:49 > 0:33:52Embrace the pain.
0:33:52 > 0:33:57Wilson, look at this place! Look at this theatre, this empty theatre, just sitting here.
0:33:57 > 0:33:59So many all over town, I can't believe it.
0:33:59 > 0:34:01And think about all these out-of-work actors,
0:34:01 > 0:34:06out-of-work writers, and all these amazing theatres just sitting here.
0:34:06 > 0:34:09You need to get off your ass, write something, and we can do it here.
0:34:09 > 0:34:11- It's not that easy. - Write me a character.
0:34:11 > 0:34:14Write me something really good that I can do.
0:34:14 > 0:34:18You know, something sexy and edgy and something where I get to use a knife.
0:34:18 > 0:34:21I've only really written comedy.
0:34:21 > 0:34:24You write comedy? You're the least funny person I've ever met.
0:34:24 > 0:34:27- Well, I've had a rough year. - OK, get over it.
0:34:27 > 0:34:30Time is a-ticking away, you are getting old.
0:34:30 > 0:34:32Think of anything and we can do it right here.
0:34:32 > 0:34:34I don't know, I'm a prostitute...
0:34:34 > 0:34:39- I like it.- ..who has AIDS, and I'm dying of cancer.
0:34:39 > 0:34:44- Nothing funnier than AIDS and cancer(!)- OK, OK, OK.
0:34:44 > 0:34:48- So, I'm... I'm a real-estate agent...- OK.
0:34:48 > 0:34:54..who is showing the theatre to a young, decent-looking guy who's a little bit annoying, but...
0:34:54 > 0:34:57No, no, no, no, no! He has potential.
0:34:57 > 0:35:02- Thank you(!)- And so he decides to buy this theatre and fix it up and bring the theatre back to LA.
0:35:02 > 0:35:05And during all this, all this connection, we fall in love.
0:35:05 > 0:35:08Then we go broke. The end.
0:35:08 > 0:35:09That sounds hilarious(!)
0:35:09 > 0:35:13You're bitter now, you can do it.
0:35:13 > 0:35:15OK, um...
0:35:15 > 0:35:19Interior - theatre.
0:35:19 > 0:35:21Day.
0:35:21 > 0:35:27Um, she's showing him the theatre for the first time, and they're alone.
0:35:29 > 0:35:31And then what happens?
0:35:43 > 0:35:47She's hungry and wants to get something to eat.
0:35:47 > 0:35:48And he should be starved.
0:35:48 > 0:35:50She needs a cigarette.
0:35:58 > 0:36:03My boyfriend? Well, hold on, we should say my ex-boyfriend.
0:36:03 > 0:36:07God, he has the worst accent. I mean, he's a total redneck.
0:36:07 > 0:36:10Oh, I can't believe I was with him for three years.
0:36:10 > 0:36:14Yeah. Well, you know, I think LA is where love comes to die.
0:36:14 > 0:36:17I haven't met one couple that's moved out here that's made it.
0:36:17 > 0:36:19- Sorry.- No, it's...
0:36:19 > 0:36:23Hey, it's New Year's, so we're supposed to have fun, right?
0:36:23 > 0:36:25Fun, fun, fun. You know, there was a study done
0:36:25 > 0:36:29that found people were less happy when asked if they were having a good time.
0:36:29 > 0:36:33It's like the second someone asks, "Hey, you having a good time?"
0:36:33 > 0:36:35you're having a bad time.
0:36:35 > 0:36:38Totally! It's kind of like being asked to smile for the camera.
0:36:38 > 0:36:40You know, when somebody says, "Smile!"
0:36:40 > 0:36:45- No, you look so stupid.- Yes! You ever seen a picture of yourself where you're laughing,
0:36:45 > 0:36:48and you say, "I'm actually happy in this moment"?
0:36:48 > 0:36:51Yeah. I mean, yeah, kinda like this.
0:36:53 > 0:36:56Whoa!
0:36:56 > 0:36:58- Kinda.- Well, wait. Really look.
0:37:02 > 0:37:05- No?- No.- Am I happy?
0:37:05 > 0:37:07No! There you go. See?
0:37:07 > 0:37:09You can't fake it!
0:37:09 > 0:37:11You're right, you got me.
0:37:14 > 0:37:16Oh, my God!
0:37:27 > 0:37:29- It's a boot.- I know!
0:37:30 > 0:37:33I've been taking pictures of lost shoes for about three years now.
0:37:35 > 0:37:39- Really?- Yeah, yeah. I have a website - thelostshoeproject.com.
0:37:39 > 0:37:43- thelostshoeproject.com?- Yeah.
0:37:43 > 0:37:47I've been noticing women's shoes, you know, high heels, with the heel broken off.
0:37:47 > 0:37:49Or babies' shoes, and work boots.
0:37:49 > 0:37:52And there's always just one shoe.
0:37:52 > 0:37:55I mean, that just fascinates me.
0:37:55 > 0:37:58I mean, how could anybody just lose one shoe?
0:38:06 > 0:38:07It's really cool.
0:38:11 > 0:38:15- Thanks.- I mean, you know, it's really interesting.
0:38:17 > 0:38:20So, let's find food.
0:38:57 > 0:38:59I've never even been here before.
0:39:03 > 0:39:07- Do you miss Texas? - No! No, I fucking love LA.
0:39:07 > 0:39:09Have you been auditioning much?
0:39:09 > 0:39:13No, but this year, I'm going to take it more seriously.
0:39:13 > 0:39:19I need to get new head shots and stop wasting my time with my loser ex-boyfriend.
0:39:19 > 0:39:20What about you?
0:39:20 > 0:39:24Austin? I think a lot of people move back home because they miss it,
0:39:24 > 0:39:27but they're just trying to go backwards in time.
0:39:27 > 0:39:30Oh, I agree. I'd be so depressed if I had to move back right now.
0:39:30 > 0:39:32- MOBILE PHONE RINGS - Tell me about it.
0:39:37 > 0:39:41- Who was that?- Oh, it was just Jack.
0:39:41 > 0:39:43Jack's the...
0:39:43 > 0:39:45The ex.
0:39:45 > 0:39:46The hick.
0:39:46 > 0:39:48Sure is calling a lot.
0:39:50 > 0:39:55'Hey, this is Vivian. Leave a message and I'll call you back. Thanks!'
0:39:55 > 0:39:56'Vivian, this is Mom.
0:39:56 > 0:40:00'I was just calling to, um, wish you a happy New Year.
0:40:00 > 0:40:06'Hope everything's OK. Jack called and said that he had not seen you or heard from you in a couple of days.
0:40:06 > 0:40:09'He said that you were "missing", whatever that means.
0:40:09 > 0:40:14'I know that Jack can be a little out there, so I'm a little concerned.
0:40:14 > 0:40:20'So give me a call as soon as you get this message. I love you.'
0:40:20 > 0:40:23So, um, how long you guys been broken up?
0:40:25 > 0:40:27Last week.
0:40:29 > 0:40:30Oh!
0:40:32 > 0:40:34"Oh"? "Oh", what?
0:40:37 > 0:40:41- Oh, I'm not thinking anything. - No, wait. You said, "Oh!" as if you knew something I didn't.
0:40:41 > 0:40:46OK, I was just, thinking this is, um... You know...
0:40:46 > 0:40:49No, I don't know. What?
0:40:49 > 0:40:52- Come on, you know.- I know what? - Come on, don't make me say it.
0:40:52 > 0:40:54Say it. What?
0:40:54 > 0:41:00OK, this is, um...revenge sex.
0:41:01 > 0:41:03Revenge sex?!
0:41:03 > 0:41:06- Yeah. - SHE LAUGHS
0:41:06 > 0:41:09- Oh!- You want to make him hurt. It's cool, you can use me. - No, let me tell you,
0:41:09 > 0:41:12this is not revenge sex, because we are not having sex.
0:41:12 > 0:41:14And I don't give a shit what he does.
0:41:14 > 0:41:16He can go fuck himself, for all I care.
0:41:16 > 0:41:20- Yeah, right(!) - Oh, what makes you so fucking smug?
0:41:20 > 0:41:25- Because you're kidding yourself right now.- I am not!- Revenge sex is very much a part of it.
0:41:25 > 0:41:28- I'm leaving.- OK, before you go, just answer me this one question...
0:41:32 > 0:41:35..did you or did you not trim your pubic hair before we met?
0:41:35 > 0:41:39- I am not answering that.- Did you? - That's none of your business.- Why?
0:41:39 > 0:41:41Because you're afraid of the answer.
0:41:41 > 0:41:43No, it's none of your fucking business.
0:41:43 > 0:41:45Did you or did you not prep before we met?
0:41:45 > 0:41:49I happen to trim regularly, because I like to keep well groomed.
0:41:49 > 0:41:51But you didn't have to trim this morning,
0:41:51 > 0:41:55but you thought me or someone like me was going to see your vagina tonight.
0:41:55 > 0:41:58Whether you admit that or not, actions speak louder than words.
0:41:58 > 0:42:00- I hate to break the news to you... - Break it to me.
0:42:00 > 0:42:04..but you're never going to know the answer to that question,
0:42:04 > 0:42:07- because you will not be seeing my vagina.- Oh! Easy!
0:42:07 > 0:42:10- The night is still young! - My God! Keep dreaming!
0:42:10 > 0:42:13How's that cigarette and nicotine with that dairy?
0:42:13 > 0:42:14Get the fuck out of here!
0:42:29 > 0:42:32This is so beautiful out here.
0:42:37 > 0:42:43- Don't you think it's kinda special that we were sitting on this very spot 364 days ago?- We were?
0:42:43 > 0:42:45Yep.
0:42:45 > 0:42:50Yeah, remember we went to the party where I got super hammered,
0:42:50 > 0:42:54put on the diaper and started chasing everybody around like a madman?
0:42:54 > 0:42:56And I lost my shoe somehow.
0:42:56 > 0:43:02So you took me to the store and you bought me the sandals.
0:43:02 > 0:43:03You saved my life.
0:43:03 > 0:43:07And rather than going home, we went to the beach and watched the sun come up.
0:43:18 > 0:43:23That was this spot 364 days ago. Incredible, huh?
0:43:24 > 0:43:26I'm really cold.
0:43:43 > 0:43:45Hey, I have a surprise for you.
0:43:45 > 0:43:48- Really?- Yeah.- Where?
0:43:48 > 0:43:49- Follow me.- OK.
0:43:55 > 0:44:02You know...I think you're so amazing, and I know that I'm stupid
0:44:02 > 0:44:06and I'm stubborn and I just fight, and all that shit,
0:44:06 > 0:44:11but I've never happier than when I'm with you.
0:44:12 > 0:44:15I think you're great, too. Thank you.
0:44:25 > 0:44:29You know, I think I may be going to London in March.
0:44:31 > 0:44:35Neptune's got me some gigs there which would be perfect.
0:44:35 > 0:44:38He says he's going to pay for my trip. And, um, yeah,
0:44:38 > 0:44:43I've always wanted to go to London, so it'd be like a perfect thing.
0:44:43 > 0:44:45Don't you think that's great?
0:44:51 > 0:44:54Hey, let's go skinny-dipping.
0:44:54 > 0:44:56- OK.- Pervert.
0:44:56 > 0:44:58Guilty.
0:44:58 > 0:45:00I like public nudity. I think it's kinda sexy.
0:45:00 > 0:45:03- Ah, do you now?- Yeah.
0:45:03 > 0:45:07- So, come on, let's play truth or dare.- What are you, 12?- No!
0:45:07 > 0:45:12- Truth or dare.- Listen, when you get to be a certain age, you stop playing games like truth or dare.
0:45:13 > 0:45:16Wait, wait. Stop, stop, stop, stop.
0:45:16 > 0:45:20Look, you had a ladybug in your hair. Wait, wait, it's good luck!
0:45:22 > 0:45:25So, make a wish and then, you know, blow.
0:45:34 > 0:45:36Wait, wait, wait! What is your wish?
0:45:36 > 0:45:39Well, if I tell you, then it's not going to come true.
0:45:39 > 0:45:44No, you have to say it out loud so it will come true.
0:45:44 > 0:45:49OK. I wish that you wouldn't leave at six o'clock.
0:45:55 > 0:45:58I hope I didn't kill it with that thrust.
0:46:00 > 0:46:03Well, I guess we'll know at six o'clock.
0:46:09 > 0:46:14'Hey, this is Vivian. Leave a message and I'll call you back. Thanks!'
0:46:14 > 0:46:17MALE TEXAN ACCENT: 'I've only got hours till the New Year.
0:46:17 > 0:46:23'I can't make it to the next year unless I hear from you. I can't.
0:46:23 > 0:46:29'What am I supposed to do, pop champagne while you're in the bottom of a ditch somewhere?'
0:46:31 > 0:46:35'I don't want to get a call from the police, I want to hear from you.
0:46:35 > 0:46:36'OK. I love you. Bye.'
0:46:57 > 0:47:00- There's this guy who did this art project.- Yeah?
0:47:00 > 0:47:05He took postcards and he dropped them off, all in public places all over the city,
0:47:05 > 0:47:07like in subways and bathrooms and buses.
0:47:07 > 0:47:12And he basically invited people to write an anonymous confession on a postcard,
0:47:12 > 0:47:15something they had never told, and then drop it off in the mail.
0:47:15 > 0:47:18- OK.- You know, he asked them to kind of be creative with the postcard,
0:47:18 > 0:47:23- you know, use it almost like a canvas or something.- Mm-hm.
0:47:23 > 0:47:27Well, within a year, the guy had collected over 10,000 confessions,
0:47:27 > 0:47:29and all were just completely amazing.
0:47:29 > 0:47:31And what kind of confessions?
0:47:31 > 0:47:35Oh, my God, all kinds! I mean, some totally hilarious, some really sad.
0:47:35 > 0:47:37Like, there was this one that said,
0:47:37 > 0:47:42"I wish my mom loved me for who I was and not who I hadn't become."
0:47:42 > 0:47:45- God, that's horrible!- Oh, and there was this really fucked-up one.
0:47:45 > 0:47:50This baby-sitter said that she had come across some of the owner's condoms
0:47:50 > 0:47:54and poked holes in them to ensure that she had work for years to come.
0:47:54 > 0:47:55Isn't that crazy?
0:47:57 > 0:48:00God, that's horrible!
0:48:00 > 0:48:03I got to get a copy of this book. If I ever see you again, can I borrow it?
0:48:03 > 0:48:06IF I ever see you again?
0:48:06 > 0:48:07Yeah, sure.
0:48:07 > 0:48:12So these people just wrote these things in themselves?
0:48:12 > 0:48:16- I mean, no catch or nothing?- Yeah.
0:48:16 > 0:48:20I mean, I think just saying whatever to somebody
0:48:20 > 0:48:23and not have them totally freak out
0:48:23 > 0:48:29or completely write you off as a human being is...comforting.
0:48:29 > 0:48:30You want to go up there?
0:48:30 > 0:48:33Sure. Look at those people kissing.
0:48:35 > 0:48:37God, I love it down here.
0:48:37 > 0:48:41Look, the Metropolitan Water District, established in 1917.
0:48:41 > 0:48:44- Very good, very good.- Wells Fargo.
0:48:44 > 0:48:46That's where I do all my banking.
0:48:50 > 0:48:55So, why don't you tell me a confession that you've never told anyone before?
0:48:55 > 0:48:58I don't know, I don't think that's a good idea!
0:48:58 > 0:49:02Well, come on, you said how much you liked that art project,
0:49:02 > 0:49:07and how healing it was and how it made everybody feel good after they confessed.
0:49:07 > 0:49:10Why don't you throw out a confession for me?
0:49:10 > 0:49:13Yeah, but I don't know. I don't want you to judge me,
0:49:13 > 0:49:16- not that I have anything to hide.- I won't judge you.
0:49:16 > 0:49:17OK, if you do it, I'll do it.
0:49:17 > 0:49:20OK, I'll do it on one condition.
0:49:20 > 0:49:22OK.
0:49:22 > 0:49:25You have to kiss me.
0:49:25 > 0:49:28- And what do I get out of it? - You get a chance to kiss me.
0:49:28 > 0:49:31- I think I'll pass.- OK. Well then, I'm not confessing anything.
0:49:33 > 0:49:36OK, fine.
0:49:36 > 0:49:39And it has to be a real kiss, an adult kiss, like with tongues.
0:49:39 > 0:49:41Deal.
0:49:41 > 0:49:43- Deal?- Deal.
0:49:46 > 0:49:49OK. This is really embarrassing, um...
0:49:51 > 0:49:53I don't know if this is a good idea.
0:49:53 > 0:49:55Come on, tell me.
0:49:55 > 0:50:02All right, this morning I was in my apartment and I was really lonely and I was horny, and...
0:50:04 > 0:50:07I don't know, this isn't a good idea.
0:50:07 > 0:50:09What is it? Just tell me.
0:50:09 > 0:50:11All right.
0:50:11 > 0:50:18I Photoshopped a picture of my friend's girlfriend and I was using it to masturbate.
0:50:18 > 0:50:20- What?! - HE LAUGHS
0:50:20 > 0:50:24I know! It's totally something I would never do.
0:50:24 > 0:50:27I mean, it was totally humiliating too, they walked in on me.
0:50:27 > 0:50:30- I cannot believe you did that. - I know, me neither! I feel gross!
0:50:30 > 0:50:31- That is so sick.- I know!
0:50:31 > 0:50:34And it's totally something I would never confess.
0:50:34 > 0:50:40- Well, you shouldn't have. - Now you have to kiss me. - I'm not kissing you.
0:50:43 > 0:50:44Hey!
0:50:44 > 0:50:49- Hey! Where are you going? - I want to go home.
0:50:49 > 0:50:53- Why? Because I was masturbating? - Yeah, well, I'm a little disturbed.
0:50:53 > 0:50:56Well, grow up, because everybody masturbates.
0:50:56 > 0:50:58Not to their friend's girlfriend's photo!
0:50:58 > 0:51:01Yeah, well, it has to be real or I can't get off.
0:51:01 > 0:51:04- Oh, my God, you are sick. - Yeah? Well, who isn't?
0:51:04 > 0:51:07I'll bet your confession is ten times worse.
0:51:07 > 0:51:10- You're wrong.- Really? Well, what do you masturbate to?
0:51:10 > 0:51:13- That is none of your business! - But you do masturbate.
0:51:13 > 0:51:17You know what? This date is over. I told you at sunset, it is so over.
0:51:17 > 0:51:19Don't you think you're overreacting?
0:51:19 > 0:51:23Listen, I don't understand what you're so mad about.
0:51:23 > 0:51:27Listen, I was just being brutally honest with you, OK?
0:51:27 > 0:51:29Listen, I thought that's what you wanted.
0:51:29 > 0:51:32Let me ask you something. Do you have condoms on you right now?
0:51:34 > 0:51:37- No!- You are such a liar. - I'm not a liar!
0:51:37 > 0:51:39- Then let me search you.- No way!
0:51:39 > 0:51:42Listen, you didn't hold up your end of the bargain.
0:51:42 > 0:51:43OK. You're right. I'm sorry.
0:51:46 > 0:51:51- Oh, my God. You are such a liar. - Damn it. Listen, I can explain!
0:51:51 > 0:51:53Five?! Five?! You brought five condoms?!
0:51:53 > 0:51:55Did you think we were going to fuck all night?
0:51:55 > 0:51:58No, these aren't mine! Damn it! They're my buddy Jacob's.
0:51:58 > 0:52:02He told me to take them, and he doesn't know anything about anything.
0:52:02 > 0:52:07- But you thought we were going to have sex on date number one! - No! Can I explain myself?
0:52:07 > 0:52:10Will you just stop for two seconds and let me talk?
0:52:10 > 0:52:11Stop!
0:52:14 > 0:52:17Listen, I've never had a one-night stand in my life. OK?
0:52:17 > 0:52:19This is my first date in six years!
0:52:19 > 0:52:25- I brought these so that you didn't have to feel like a slut. - What?!- No, I mean...
0:52:25 > 0:52:28Just listen. I brought them so that if the moment presented itself,
0:52:28 > 0:52:31I wouldn't have to run out in the night and get some.
0:52:31 > 0:52:34You don't get in a fit if there's toilet paper next to the toilet
0:52:34 > 0:52:38- when you take a shit, do you? - What the fuck are you talking about?
0:52:38 > 0:52:42You're just overreacting. Listen...
0:52:42 > 0:52:44Would you please stop?
0:52:44 > 0:52:49I mean, come on. You'd think it'd be more insensitive if I didn't bring them,
0:52:49 > 0:52:52as if I don't care, like, that you get a disease or get pregnant.
0:52:56 > 0:52:59Fuck you and all men like you.
0:53:02 > 0:53:06# Wake up and try
0:53:08 > 0:53:13# You're not listening, and neither am I... #
0:53:13 > 0:53:14(Fucking bitch.)
0:53:14 > 0:53:19# But it's only a matter of time
0:53:20 > 0:53:26# Before we're walking out the door
0:53:28 > 0:53:32# Sit with me on the bed
0:53:34 > 0:53:38# And stop pacing and pacing instead
0:53:40 > 0:53:44# Cos it's only a matter of when
0:53:46 > 0:53:52# This heart-to-heart will end
0:53:53 > 0:53:56# And, oh
0:53:56 > 0:53:59# Before we go
0:54:00 > 0:54:04# Goodbye, safety brace
0:54:04 > 0:54:07# Goodbye, baby clothes
0:54:07 > 0:54:09# As you
0:54:11 > 0:54:13# Describe
0:54:13 > 0:54:16# A straight line
0:54:16 > 0:54:19# Through all these rooms
0:54:19 > 0:54:22# I want you
0:54:22 > 0:54:27# To put your hands on my face
0:54:28 > 0:54:35# Run them over and over and trace
0:54:35 > 0:54:42# The lines that are starting to indicate
0:54:42 > 0:54:46# How long I've been in this place... #
0:54:58 > 0:55:01# The sun shines all day
0:55:05 > 0:55:09# On the curb where our valuables lay
0:55:11 > 0:55:17# Waiting all to be taken away
0:55:17 > 0:55:23# Like we brought them in before... #
0:55:23 > 0:55:26Vivian! Please! Look, I'm sorry.
0:55:27 > 0:55:29All right. Just... Come on, don't go home.
0:55:29 > 0:55:31Will you please just stop?
0:55:33 > 0:55:37Listen, I've spent the last three months in my room being depressed,
0:55:37 > 0:55:39and it's New Year's Eve and I just...
0:55:39 > 0:55:42I don't want to be left alone.
0:55:42 > 0:55:44So just stick around with me till midnight.
0:55:44 > 0:55:47At midnight, you can go. You can go home at midnight.
0:55:47 > 0:55:49You can do whatever you want.
0:55:49 > 0:55:52I mean, every year on New Year's Eve
0:55:52 > 0:55:55I'm going to think I just sent this girl home in tears!
0:55:55 > 0:55:58I'm going to wonder what happened to you.
0:55:58 > 0:56:02So just...let me take you out to dinner.
0:56:02 > 0:56:06- I want to do something nice for you. - You don't have... - Honestly, let me take you out.
0:56:06 > 0:56:08I have 100 in my bank account.
0:56:08 > 0:56:10I'm going to go out and I'm going to pulse it out,
0:56:10 > 0:56:15and I'm going to take you wherever you want to go. Any restaurant in this town.
0:56:15 > 0:56:20I mean, as long as it's not more than 50 per person minus the tip.
0:56:22 > 0:56:24Come on...
0:56:26 > 0:56:28It would make me feel like a man.
0:56:34 > 0:56:39Well, there is this Italian restaurant I've always wanted to go to.
0:56:39 > 0:56:42- I love Italian!- You do? - I love it.- OK.
0:56:44 > 0:56:47You want to go there?
0:56:47 > 0:56:49Come on. This is perfect.
0:56:49 > 0:56:53My roommate dropped off his car for me on Hollywood and Cahuenga.
0:57:02 > 0:57:04Look, I'm going to show you.
0:57:11 > 0:57:13Please, please, please...
0:57:20 > 0:57:22See, I'll show you. Look.
0:57:22 > 0:57:25- No, just to show you I'm not lying.- You don't...
0:57:25 > 0:57:27Eight dollars.
0:57:27 > 0:57:30- You don't have to do this. - No, I want to do this.
0:57:30 > 0:57:33I just wanted to show you.
0:57:36 > 0:57:38You're sure it's no more than 100, right?
0:57:56 > 0:57:58Buona sera! Happy New Year!
0:57:58 > 0:58:00Benvenuti! Welcome to Oliva.
0:58:00 > 0:58:03- Thank you.- Hi. Ciao, bella! - Oh, thank you!
0:58:03 > 0:58:06Table for two? This way, please.
0:58:11 > 0:58:13You know, my best friend's proposing tonight.
0:58:13 > 0:58:17- I don't know if you're into it, but if you want to, we can go there.- Where is it?
0:58:17 > 0:58:20Downtown, in the Warehouse District.
0:58:20 > 0:58:22He's a DJ, so it's like a house-music thing.
0:58:22 > 0:58:25Is he proposing to the girl that you jacked off to this morning?
0:58:27 > 0:58:30Yes, as a matter of fact, he is.
0:58:30 > 0:58:34But it's OK, because she wasn't offended, she actually said it was flattering.
0:58:34 > 0:58:37- That it was flattering?- Mm, she did.
0:58:37 > 0:58:40- That you were jacking off to her? - Yes, she enjoyed it.- She liked it?
0:58:40 > 0:58:42Mm, she did.
0:58:42 > 0:58:44OK, I have to meet this girl, then.
0:58:44 > 0:58:46- You will, tonight. - Yeah, that sounds good.
0:58:46 > 0:58:50- Well, here. Cheers. To a better year.- To a better year.
0:58:55 > 0:58:58Now, isn't this better than going home and feeling lonely and awful?
0:58:58 > 0:59:02- Yes, it is.- Now we can feel lonely and awful together.
0:59:02 > 0:59:04Oh, what a terrible evening.
0:59:04 > 0:59:05Oh, it's the worst.
0:59:07 > 0:59:09Just a beautiful girl,
0:59:09 > 0:59:12- just had a nice dinner, bottle of wine... - MOBILE PHONE RINGS
0:59:12 > 0:59:16- ..your phone keeps ringing off the hook.- Sorry.- I love this song!
0:59:16 > 0:59:21- You do?- No. Hey, you should really think about changing your ringtone.
0:59:21 > 0:59:22It's on my to-do list.
0:59:22 > 0:59:28- All right, jeez, turn that thing off or answer it. - No, I can't, I can't, I can't...
0:59:28 > 0:59:30If you can't pick it up, why have a phone?
0:59:30 > 0:59:34I can't because this is my ex-boyfriend calling, and he's driving me crazy.
0:59:34 > 0:59:38Pick it up and tell him to stop calling. He's not going to stop!
0:59:38 > 0:59:41- You don't even...- I don't...- Listen! I left my house five days ago.
0:59:41 > 0:59:44I've been staying at a fucking motel. He is calling,
0:59:44 > 0:59:48my mom's calling. Everybody's worried, and I'm going to have to explain myself.
0:59:48 > 0:59:51- I don't want to...- I don't want to listen to your phone ring.
0:59:51 > 0:59:55- Hold on, you're staying in a motel? - Listen, I'm having an amazing time with you right now.
0:59:55 > 0:59:58If I pick this up, he is going to fuck it up so bad.
0:59:58 > 1:00:00- He's not going to fuck up...- He is.
1:00:00 > 1:00:02I pour a bottle of wine down you and it all comes out.
1:00:02 > 1:00:04I think you're overreacting.
1:00:04 > 1:00:07- Let's go get more.- No, we're not going to go get more wine.
1:00:07 > 1:00:11It's New Year's Eve. He's not going to stop calling. Just pick it up and end it.
1:00:11 > 1:00:14I mean, do you want this hanging over your head for another year?
1:00:21 > 1:00:23- Hello?- 'Honey!
1:00:23 > 1:00:25- 'Honey, you're all right!'- Yes.
1:00:25 > 1:00:28'Your mom's been calling, she's called the FBI.
1:00:28 > 1:00:32'Your daddy wants you on the back of a milk carton, I called a private investigator.'
1:00:32 > 1:00:37- Give me a break, I am fine. - 'I didn't know what else to do, I thought you were kidnapped.'
1:00:37 > 1:00:38Just don't worry about it, Jack.
1:00:38 > 1:00:43- We're over. You have to understand that, it's over. - 'We're going to work this out.'
1:00:43 > 1:00:46- It's over.- 'We made a vow - we'd both go to LA and we would be stars.'
1:00:46 > 1:00:51Oh, well, you should have thought of that before you started fucking that girl.
1:00:51 > 1:00:53- 'We were just hanging out.' - Hanging out?
1:00:53 > 1:00:57Well, hm, that's strange, because that's not what David told me.
1:00:57 > 1:01:01'David is a liar! And we both know he's been trying to get in your pants since ninth grade!'
1:01:01 > 1:01:06Oh, God. Shut up, Jack. It doesn't even matter about David, because I saw you.
1:01:06 > 1:01:09I saw you with my own eyes.
1:01:09 > 1:01:12- 'Honey, calm down.'- You know, it doesn't even matter any more.
1:01:12 > 1:01:16It doesn't matter. You know why? Because I am on a date tonight.
1:01:16 > 1:01:21And I am on a date with this wonderful, amazing, smart, attractive, handsome man.
1:01:21 > 1:01:24And you know what? He thinks I'm beautiful, Jack.
1:01:24 > 1:01:27- I'm going to get shot. - 'You're with a guy?'- Oh, yeah.
1:01:27 > 1:01:33I like this guy so much that I think I'm going to go home and I'm going to fuck this guy tonight,
1:01:33 > 1:01:36and I'm going to fuck him over and over and over and over.
1:01:36 > 1:01:41- That's awesome... - 'Put him on. Put homo fag on.' - You want to talk? He's right here.
1:01:41 > 1:01:44- 'Put him on.'- I'll put him on the phone if that's what you want.
1:01:44 > 1:01:46- 'I want to talk to this son of a bitch.'- Fine.
1:01:46 > 1:01:51- No.- 'Your imaginary fucking friend! I want to hear about him!'- No, no. - Please, he doesn't believe me.
1:01:51 > 1:01:54- I'm not talking to your ex-boyfriend! - Please, just say anything.
1:01:54 > 1:01:57- Just anything! - What do you want me to say to him?
1:01:57 > 1:01:58Anything! Just take the phone!
1:02:00 > 1:02:01'Put him on the fucking phone.
1:02:01 > 1:02:02'Hello?'
1:02:06 > 1:02:07Hello...
1:02:09 > 1:02:11Who the fuck are you, homo fag?
1:02:11 > 1:02:14Listen, man, I'm just a guy.
1:02:14 > 1:02:16'If you so much as touched her'
1:02:16 > 1:02:19anywhere,
1:02:19 > 1:02:20I'm going to come over there
1:02:20 > 1:02:22'with a shotgun in hand
1:02:22 > 1:02:25'and I'm going to tie the two of youse up in my fucking house,
1:02:25 > 1:02:28'pour some gasoline on you, cut your fucking dick off.
1:02:28 > 1:02:32'I'm going to cook it while I burn you motherfuckers with a couple of marshmallows.
1:02:32 > 1:02:34'I need a late-night dinner.'
1:02:34 > 1:02:38Then I'm going to take your fucking carcass and punch you in the mouth
1:02:38 > 1:02:41- 'so you have a mouth full of teeth.' - Hey, listen, man...
1:02:41 > 1:02:43'It is not about words, motherfucker, it's DO.
1:02:43 > 1:02:45'I will DO to you things.'
1:02:45 > 1:02:48Freddy Krueger wouldn't do this shit, motherfucker.
1:02:48 > 1:02:49'Cos that is MY woman.'
1:02:49 > 1:02:50She is MINE.
1:02:50 > 1:02:52She-is-mine, she-is-mine!
1:02:52 > 1:02:55She-is-mine! She will always be mine.
1:02:55 > 1:02:59And she will never leave, and if she does, I will fucking kill you.
1:02:59 > 1:03:01- 'Hey...'- You're dead, motherfuckers.
1:03:01 > 1:03:03Calm down, man.
1:03:03 > 1:03:05Son of a bitch! You are fucking dead, man!
1:03:05 > 1:03:08You're fucking dead! You're a fucking dead man!
1:03:08 > 1:03:10You are a fucking dead motherfucker!
1:03:10 > 1:03:13- Good God!- 'There is no sense in you talking, motherfucker.'
1:03:13 > 1:03:15Your funeral has already occurred.
1:03:15 > 1:03:21There's a bullet in your fucking skull with my name on it in cursive writing that says, "Fuck you."
1:03:21 > 1:03:24- You can say what you want. - 'I'm going to...'- No, no, no, no.
1:03:24 > 1:03:27It's what I will do to you and that fucking whore slut you're with.
1:03:27 > 1:03:31No, no, just listen. You can say what you want.
1:03:31 > 1:03:33'Do you understand me?'
1:03:33 > 1:03:36But it's New Year's Eve.
1:03:36 > 1:03:38And your girlfriend,
1:03:38 > 1:03:41your beautiful, beautiful girlfriend
1:03:41 > 1:03:44is out with me.
1:03:44 > 1:03:47So that's just something that you're going to have to deal with.
1:03:47 > 1:03:49SILENCE
1:03:54 > 1:03:58- Hello?- 'Put Vivi on right now.'
1:04:01 > 1:04:03He wants to talk to you.
1:04:05 > 1:04:12- Hello.- Honey, I'm driving over to our place right now, and I'm going to burn all of your shit.
1:04:14 > 1:04:19- Shit.- What did he say?- He said he's going to my house and he's going to burn all my shit.- Oh, shit!
1:04:19 > 1:04:24I think if we take Fountain, we cut across, we'll save time, it's just way too crowded right now.
1:04:24 > 1:04:29- Whoa, I'm not going to your house. - You have to help me...- No way I'm going to your house.
1:04:29 > 1:04:32- We're going to get there before he shows up. Please.- No, no, no.
1:04:32 > 1:04:34- No way.- I do not have time to argue with you.
1:04:34 > 1:04:38He is going to burn pictures of my grandmother. There's so much I have to save.
1:04:38 > 1:04:41Please, I am begging you.
1:04:41 > 1:04:45I will drive. That means I'm not getting out of the car.
1:04:45 > 1:04:48I will drive. I'm the driver.
1:04:50 > 1:04:53OK, go. Oh, shit! Get the light.
1:04:54 > 1:04:57Go in the living room and look for his truck.
1:04:57 > 1:05:01- What colour truck does he drive? - I'm going to get stuff out of the bedroom.
1:05:01 > 1:05:04- Help me grab some stuff! - What am I supposed to grab?!
1:05:04 > 1:05:07- Get my weed!- Where's your weed? - It's right in the heater.
1:05:07 > 1:05:13- Where's the heater?- Grab my lamp. I got it at the garage sale, I love that lamp.
1:05:13 > 1:05:15Do you need this? Just grab memorable stuff!
1:05:15 > 1:05:19Oh, and there's a little picture of me as a little girl by the window.
1:05:19 > 1:05:21Oh, my God, you're so cute.
1:05:21 > 1:05:27- Did you get it?- What do you need? How about a picture of your cat? - Yes, get my weed! In the heater!
1:05:27 > 1:05:29I don't know where it is.
1:05:29 > 1:05:31I'm looking and there's no fucking weed here.
1:05:31 > 1:05:33- Oh! Oh!- What?
1:05:33 > 1:05:38Get my bongo drums! I have lessons on Tuesdays.
1:05:38 > 1:05:39TYRES SCREECH
1:05:39 > 1:05:43- Oh, shit!- Oh, shit!
1:05:43 > 1:05:45Go now! Go! Run!
1:05:45 > 1:05:46Oh!
1:05:49 > 1:05:50Ah!
1:05:55 > 1:05:57- Get my bunny!- Abort!
1:06:01 > 1:06:04I should have aborted the bunny! Go! Happy New Year, Jack!
1:06:18 > 1:06:20Come on!
1:06:20 > 1:06:22SHE GIGGLES
1:06:29 > 1:06:32# I tried to save a girl I truly loved
1:06:32 > 1:06:35# And didn't quite know how to help her
1:06:37 > 1:06:40# So now she's sleeping as her parents up above
1:06:40 > 1:06:44# Cry over things that they can't tell her
1:06:46 > 1:06:48# And when I did my good deed
1:06:48 > 1:06:53# Thought I'd feel unbroken gladness
1:06:55 > 1:07:02# But standing in the street alone I just felt sinking sadness
1:07:03 > 1:07:07# Girl, your dad will not us bless
1:07:07 > 1:07:11# So hang up your veil and dress
1:07:11 > 1:07:16# Look at me and take one guess
1:07:16 > 1:07:21# Where this best-intentioned love will lead us... #
1:07:56 > 1:08:00This is, I think, where he said it was.
1:08:02 > 1:08:05CHEERING AND LOUD HOUSE MUSIC
1:08:35 > 1:08:37Hey-hey, hey-hey, hey!
1:08:37 > 1:08:39What's up, Jacob?
1:08:39 > 1:08:43Ah, you made it, you made it! Thank you so much for coming.
1:08:43 > 1:08:46- I wouldn't miss it for the world. - Oh, thank you.- Jacob, Vivian.
1:08:46 > 1:08:50- Vivian, Jacob.- Hey. How are you? - Nice to meet you. Happy New Year.
1:08:50 > 1:08:54Oh, thanks. God, I completely forgot it was New Year's Eve.
1:08:54 > 1:08:59- We've had such a crazy night. - Crazy, yeah.- Really? - She fucking hit me.- No way!
1:08:59 > 1:09:02- I'll tell you about it... - She hit you?
1:09:02 > 1:09:04I'll tell you about it later.
1:09:04 > 1:09:06Oh, man, you need to be hit!
1:09:06 > 1:09:07I know, I know. I know.
1:09:07 > 1:09:11- Hey, did you guys get drinks yet? - Um, no. Do you want a beer?
1:09:11 > 1:09:13Yeah, that sounds good.
1:09:13 > 1:09:15- Oh, thanks!- Oh, thanks!
1:09:17 > 1:09:20Um, cheers to the best year of our life.
1:09:20 > 1:09:23- Cheers.- Could not be any worse than this year.- Oh, yeah. Hear, hear.
1:09:23 > 1:09:25Hear, hear.
1:09:27 > 1:09:29So, have you done it yet?
1:09:30 > 1:09:32No, I haven't.
1:09:32 > 1:09:34Are you nervous?
1:09:34 > 1:09:38I have butterflies, but you know, it kinda feels good.
1:09:38 > 1:09:42- I want to do this now. Let's do this. Let's go, let's go. I'm ready.- Do it. Yeah.
1:09:42 > 1:09:44- Just... I got to go to the bathroom.- OK.
1:09:44 > 1:09:48- 20 minutes.- It's, like, 30 minutes till midnight, so you got a little bit of time, OK?
1:09:53 > 1:09:56- Hi.- Hey! How's it going? Good to see you!- You too.
1:09:56 > 1:09:58- How you been?- I've been good.
1:09:58 > 1:10:00- Good, good!- You look cute.
1:10:00 > 1:10:02Thanks. I dressed myself tonight.
1:10:09 > 1:10:11- God, I'm having so much fun with that girl.- Oh, great.
1:10:11 > 1:10:16Yeah. So, Jacob's about to go on, so I'll see you in there in a minute.
1:10:16 > 1:10:19Hey, um... Real quick, I...
1:10:19 > 1:10:22- I have a present for you.- What is it?
1:10:22 > 1:10:25- Come here and I'll tell you.- What?
1:10:34 > 1:10:38I'm sorry, I thought you were attracted to me.
1:10:44 > 1:10:48Hello, everybody. Hey, everybody!
1:10:48 > 1:10:50CHEERING AND WHISTLING
1:10:50 > 1:10:53OK, turn the light on, please, for me, there. That would be great.
1:10:53 > 1:10:56Thank you, um...
1:10:56 > 1:11:02I just want to be the first one to say happy New Year to all of you great people.
1:11:02 > 1:11:05CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
1:11:05 > 1:11:06Yeah. Um...
1:11:06 > 1:11:08Tell me what happened.
1:11:08 > 1:11:11I'll tell you about it in the car.
1:11:11 > 1:11:14I wouldn't normally turn off the music like this,
1:11:14 > 1:11:20but there's something important that I need to do.
1:11:20 > 1:11:24Min? Where are you, Min? Come on. Come here, please.
1:11:24 > 1:11:27- THEY CHANT:- Min! Min!
1:11:27 > 1:11:29Hi!
1:11:29 > 1:11:33This has been the love of my life for the last two years.
1:11:33 > 1:11:36Um...
1:11:36 > 1:11:41I've been trying to find the right time to do this all day,
1:11:41 > 1:11:45but the moment just never seemed to come up, so, um...
1:11:48 > 1:11:50CHEERING AND WHISTLING
1:11:58 > 1:12:03I've loved you more than I've loved anybody I've ever met in my entire life.
1:12:04 > 1:12:07Honestly, the connection that I have with you,
1:12:07 > 1:12:13it's amazing. I've never felt anything like this before.
1:12:17 > 1:12:21OK, before I ask you this question,
1:12:21 > 1:12:25I don't want you to answer till after midnight,
1:12:25 > 1:12:31cos I want to give you, like, a symbolic year to think it over.
1:12:33 > 1:12:37I want you to be my wife till the day I die.
1:12:39 > 1:12:41Will you marry me?
1:12:45 > 1:12:47Don't answer, OK?
1:12:47 > 1:12:49CHEERING AND WHISTLING
1:13:24 > 1:13:27God, why did she put me in that predicament?
1:13:27 > 1:13:29- Listen...- She lives in our house!
1:13:29 > 1:13:32I know, don't worry about it. Who cares? I don't care, you know?
1:13:32 > 1:13:38- I mean, love is strange. It's OK. - Yeah, but this is the one couple that had their shit together.
1:13:38 > 1:13:40Oh, God, nobody has their shit together.
1:13:40 > 1:13:42They had their shit together.
1:13:42 > 1:13:43No, we are all hanging on by a thread.
1:13:43 > 1:13:48Trust me. Might as well enjoy what you have until that thread breaks, that's what I say.
1:13:48 > 1:13:51RADIO: '1 minute and 45 seconds to go, Los Angeles.
1:13:51 > 1:13:55'How are you spending the remaining seconds of the year? Are you listening to a radio show?
1:13:55 > 1:14:00'We've got another song, but we won't get to the end of it, we're just about out of time.
1:14:00 > 1:14:03'If you're not where you want to be, I'd suggest running.
1:14:03 > 1:14:07- 'It's T minus 1-39, 1-38...' - Oh, this is great(!)
1:14:07 > 1:14:11Oh, and that's it. I guess we're parked.
1:14:11 > 1:14:14People are getting out of their cars.
1:14:14 > 1:14:16This is so typical.
1:14:16 > 1:14:19New Year's Eve in Los Angeles, and I'm stuck in traffic.
1:14:19 > 1:14:21CAR HORNS BEEP
1:14:21 > 1:14:22I guess it's not too bad.
1:14:26 > 1:14:30You know, sometimes you just got to give in to the shit storm.
1:14:30 > 1:14:32There's no way of avoiding it, you know?
1:14:32 > 1:14:37You just got to get that umbrella and get out there and party.
1:14:39 > 1:14:42- That's very well said.- Thank you.
1:14:42 > 1:14:45So, come on, it's New Year's Eve.
1:14:45 > 1:14:49You got time for some resolutions. What do you got?
1:14:50 > 1:14:54- To be honest with you, I haven't even really thought about it.- What?!
1:14:54 > 1:14:56Well, you better hurry up!
1:14:56 > 1:14:58Come on, close your eyes. Come on!
1:14:58 > 1:15:00'Here we go, Los Angeles,
1:15:00 > 1:15:04'the final grains of sand are slipping away quickly, there's just a few remaining.
1:15:04 > 1:15:08'We are fast approaching the one-minute mark, starting right...
1:15:08 > 1:15:10'60 seconds.'
1:15:12 > 1:15:17# My darling, it's true
1:15:17 > 1:15:21# You know that nobody else will do
1:15:23 > 1:15:27# I'm slowly turning blue
1:15:27 > 1:15:29# Because I'm sitting here... #
1:15:29 > 1:15:31RADIO: 'Whatever you wanted to do this year,
1:15:31 > 1:15:34'you now have 25 seconds left in which to do it
1:15:34 > 1:15:38'or come to terms with the fact that you're not going to get it done.'
1:15:39 > 1:15:41'We're down to the final 15 seconds.
1:15:41 > 1:15:44'Get ready for the final countdown. Here it comes, Los Angeles.'
1:15:46 > 1:15:47- ALL:- Ten! Nine! Eight!
1:15:47 > 1:15:54Seven! Six! Five! Four! Three! Two! One!
1:15:54 > 1:15:56SCREAMING AND CHEERING
1:15:59 > 1:16:03RADIO: 'Happy New Year, Los Angeles! I love you! I love you to death.
1:16:03 > 1:16:06'I love you for struggling and for fighting against the traffic,
1:16:06 > 1:16:12'all the obstacles we have before us, just to get together in this city. Good luck finding love.
1:16:12 > 1:16:16'And all the people that come here that put their careers ahead of love,
1:16:16 > 1:16:19'I hope to God you find what you're looking for tonight,
1:16:19 > 1:16:22'because this waking moment on this planet
1:16:22 > 1:16:24'is our one chance to make it happen.'
1:16:35 > 1:16:41MIN: I would love to marry you!
1:17:01 > 1:17:03So, um, take a seat on the couch,
1:17:03 > 1:17:09and I'm going to...get some wine and turn on some music.
1:17:09 > 1:17:11That sounds great.
1:17:12 > 1:17:14- I like your place.- Thanks!
1:17:14 > 1:17:18You know, if you ever need a place to crash for a few days, you're welcome.
1:17:18 > 1:17:22No, actually, I think I'm going to stay with my sister. She's out in the Valley.
1:17:22 > 1:17:27- So your sister lives out here? - Yeah. She said I could crash there for a couple of nights.
1:17:27 > 1:17:30- ANSWERING MACHINE:- 'You have five new messages.'- Oh, Mr Popular!
1:17:30 > 1:17:32'Hi. Don't get upset if you're straight,
1:17:32 > 1:17:35'but you didn't mention whether you're gay or not.
1:17:35 > 1:17:39- 'You posted under Holiday Dates, so it said "gender neutral." ' - Shit, wait one...
1:17:39 > 1:17:42- Wait, wait, wait, wait. I want to hear this.- What?
1:17:42 > 1:17:47- Let me hear this.- 'I think you're hot, from your photo. Bye.'
1:17:47 > 1:17:50- ANSWERING MACHINE:- 'Tuesday, 6:02pm.'
1:17:50 > 1:17:57'I'm calling for the misanthrope. My number's 310-555-8934...'
1:17:57 > 1:18:00OK, this is really embarrassing.
1:18:00 > 1:18:04'I divorced recently, and now I'm back out there.
1:18:04 > 1:18:07'I think I'm pretty attractive, and I have a good body.
1:18:07 > 1:18:10'So, with that, I don't know what to say!
1:18:10 > 1:18:13'Um, well, I hope I'll hear from you.'
1:18:13 > 1:18:16- ANSWERING MACHINE: - 'Tuesday, 5:41pm.'
1:18:16 > 1:18:22'Hi. I'm 36-24-36, blonde, and I want to show you a really good time...'
1:18:22 > 1:18:25- Maybe I jumped the gun! - '..and my pager is 323...'
1:18:25 > 1:18:28- Pager? Who has a pager any more? - Hookers. She was a hooker.
1:18:28 > 1:18:31- ANSWERING MACHINE: - 'Wednesday, 12:03am.'
1:18:31 > 1:18:36- 'Oh, happy New Year, sweetie' - That's my mom.- 'I called your cell, but you didn't pick up!
1:18:36 > 1:18:39'I can't wait to hear about this girl you're seeing!'
1:18:39 > 1:18:41- Oh, shit.- 'It's about time.
1:18:41 > 1:18:44'I want to hear all about her.'
1:18:44 > 1:18:50- What girl?- Um, I was on the other line with her when you called, so I didn't know what to tell her.
1:18:52 > 1:18:54'Um, it's me.'
1:18:56 > 1:19:03'Happy New Year. I hope when you get this, you're having a really good time in LA, and...
1:19:03 > 1:19:07'Sounds like everything's really working out for you. I knew it would,
1:19:07 > 1:19:11'You're so smart and you're so driven and talented, and, um...
1:19:11 > 1:19:14'I don't know, I miss hearing you tell me your stories,
1:19:14 > 1:19:18'and someday everybody's going to see what you've been working on.
1:19:18 > 1:19:20'I'm just really proud of you for doing it.
1:19:20 > 1:19:24'I just have complete faith that this is just what you're meant to do.
1:19:24 > 1:19:28'Um... I don't know, things are going OK over here.
1:19:28 > 1:19:33'I'm just spending a lot of time doing lesson planning and...
1:19:33 > 1:19:36'I don't know. I miss you.
1:19:36 > 1:19:40'I was really, really glad when I got your e-mail.
1:19:40 > 1:19:45'And...give me a call, and I don't know, we can talk.
1:19:45 > 1:19:48'All right...bye.'
1:19:48 > 1:19:51- ANSWERING MACHINE:- 'End of messages.'
1:20:42 > 1:20:43What's wrong?
1:20:46 > 1:20:49Nothing. Will you just hold me for a second?
1:20:50 > 1:20:52Yeah.
1:21:03 > 1:21:10Do you want me to tell you that confession I never told you earlier today?
1:21:11 > 1:21:13If you want to.
1:21:17 > 1:21:20It's something I haven't told anybody in the world yet.
1:21:24 > 1:21:26What is it?
1:21:36 > 1:21:37I'm pregnant.
1:21:46 > 1:21:48He doesn't know, does he?
1:21:52 > 1:21:56I was going to tell him, and then I found out he was cheating on me.
1:21:59 > 1:22:03I just left and went and checked myself into a hotel.
1:22:06 > 1:22:08And I've been there ever since.
1:22:12 > 1:22:14Are you going to keep it?
1:22:18 > 1:22:19I don't know.
1:22:23 > 1:22:25I mean, if I do...
1:22:28 > 1:22:33..it's, like, no more nights like this, no more... No more acting.
1:22:34 > 1:22:37I guess I'll just...
1:22:37 > 1:22:41move back to Texas and maybe live with my mom, wait tables.
1:23:14 > 1:23:16GROANS
1:23:24 > 1:23:26GROANS AND SQUEALS
1:23:37 > 1:23:39Are they serious?
1:23:39 > 1:23:42LOUD GROAN
1:23:42 > 1:23:44Mm-hm.
1:23:46 > 1:23:50- Do you hear that? - Yeah, I love my neighbours.
1:23:51 > 1:23:54- That's loud!- I know.
1:23:54 > 1:23:55It's really loud!
1:23:55 > 1:23:57Yeah, he's a stallion.
1:24:03 > 1:24:05They do that all the time?
1:24:07 > 1:24:13- Yeah, they just go at it, and go at it, and go at it, and go at it for hours.- Oh, my God!
1:24:13 > 1:24:16The thing is, it's like a show...
1:24:16 > 1:24:18but you can't see anything.
1:24:18 > 1:24:21- They do this all the time?!- Yeah.
1:24:21 > 1:24:22I love it.
1:24:22 > 1:24:24GROANS BECOME MORE INTENSE
1:24:26 > 1:24:28SLAPPING SOUNDS
1:24:32 > 1:24:34What does she look like?
1:24:36 > 1:24:39She's really thin.
1:24:39 > 1:24:40You want some gum?
1:24:42 > 1:24:45Yeah, I'd love some gum. Thank you.
1:24:45 > 1:24:52You mean she's not...fat? She's really thin?
1:24:53 > 1:24:56- Is she hot?- She's all right.
1:24:56 > 1:24:57What does he look like?
1:26:08 > 1:26:09Are you OK?
1:26:13 > 1:26:16(Are you sure?)
1:26:16 > 1:26:19(Don't stop.)
1:26:24 > 1:26:28(Don't stop. Please, don't stop.)
1:26:35 > 1:26:36HE SIGHS
1:28:01 > 1:28:03Good morning.
1:28:03 > 1:28:05So, um...
1:28:05 > 1:28:08I think we got all your stuff.
1:28:08 > 1:28:10Thanks!
1:28:10 > 1:28:12I guess I'll just pull round in the car.
1:28:12 > 1:28:15Oh, um, actually, I called a cab.
1:28:25 > 1:28:28Hey, listen...
1:28:30 > 1:28:32..I'd really like to see you again.
1:28:42 > 1:28:44Will you think of me next year at midnight?
1:28:46 > 1:28:50Yeah. I'll think of you every year for the rest of my life.
1:28:54 > 1:28:55That'd be nice.
1:29:00 > 1:29:02I wish you luck.
1:29:02 > 1:29:04You too.
1:29:05 > 1:29:06TOGETHER: Bye.
1:29:43 > 1:29:47Hey! I didn't know you were up.
1:29:49 > 1:29:50Yeah, I am.
1:29:50 > 1:29:52Did you have fun last night?
1:29:54 > 1:29:57Yeah, I did.
1:29:57 > 1:30:01- You?- Mm-hm.
1:30:01 > 1:30:04I, um... I saw that girl that you were with.
1:30:04 > 1:30:06She was very pretty.
1:30:06 > 1:30:08Yeah. She is.
1:30:15 > 1:30:18So, you're getting married.
1:30:18 > 1:30:20Yeah, we're engaged.
1:30:20 > 1:30:23Do you want to see the ring?
1:30:26 > 1:30:28Mm-hm?
1:30:29 > 1:30:31Mr List!
1:30:32 > 1:30:36- Mr Craigslist!- Hey! - How are you, buddy?- Good.
1:30:36 > 1:30:38So, um... Congratulations.
1:30:38 > 1:30:40Would anybody like some orange juice?
1:30:40 > 1:30:44Put something on there before jack-boy has another jack attack!
1:30:44 > 1:30:46- Jesus Christ, Min! - SHE GIGGLES
1:30:46 > 1:30:50So, um, did you guys have a good time last night? How was it?
1:30:50 > 1:30:55Yes, we did. But what about you? Did you have a good time? That's what's more important.
1:30:55 > 1:30:57Did you do it? Did you guys DO IT? Did you do IT?
1:30:57 > 1:30:59Did you use the condoms?
1:30:59 > 1:31:03- You know, I'd rather not say right now.- No, tell us now!
1:31:03 > 1:31:07Give us a little details, a little gooey, gory details.
1:31:07 > 1:31:09I was, uh... We had fun.
1:31:09 > 1:31:11We had a good time.
1:31:11 > 1:31:15I like this. He's all, like, suave now, holding back information.
1:31:15 > 1:31:20He's got his mojo back. Look at him, Wilson the Lady-killer!
1:31:20 > 1:31:22# Follow the Moskva
1:31:22 > 1:31:25# Down to Gorky Park
1:31:25 > 1:31:32# Listening to the wind of change
1:31:32 > 1:31:34# Future's in the air
1:31:34 > 1:31:37- # Blowing everywhere - Blowing everywhere
1:31:37 > 1:31:40- # Blowing in the wind - Blowing in the wind
1:31:40 > 1:31:45- # Of change - Of change - Of change
1:31:45 > 1:31:50ALL: # Take me to the legends of tomorrow
1:31:50 > 1:31:53# On a lonely night
1:31:53 > 1:31:55# The mulatto lovers
1:31:55 > 1:31:58# Are all meant to be
1:31:58 > 1:32:00# In the winds of change! #
1:32:00 > 1:32:02Who wants breakfast?
1:32:02 > 1:32:04- I want breakfast.- I want breakfast.
1:32:04 > 1:32:07She wants French toast, I want hash browns.
1:32:07 > 1:32:09OK, so, Vegas, huh?
1:32:09 > 1:32:10Vegas it is, in a month.
1:32:10 > 1:32:13I want to stay at the best hotel.
1:32:13 > 1:32:16The Best Western hotel.
1:32:16 > 1:32:18You got it. You got it!
1:32:18 > 1:32:23So come on, just tell us something. # Did you do it? Did you do it? #
1:32:23 > 1:32:26# I follow the Moskva
1:32:26 > 1:32:27# Down to Gorky Park... #
1:32:27 > 1:32:29This fucking year's going to be awesome.
1:32:29 > 1:32:34- This was the best New Year's ever. - I can't believe you said "yes".
1:32:36 > 1:32:39# An August summer night
1:32:39 > 1:32:42# Soldiers passing by
1:32:42 > 1:32:49# Listening to the wind of change... #
1:33:09 > 1:33:12# The world is closing in
1:33:12 > 1:33:16# Did you ever think
1:33:16 > 1:33:18# That we could be so close
1:33:18 > 1:33:23# Like brothers?
1:33:23 > 1:33:26# The future's in the air
1:33:26 > 1:33:29# Can feel it everywhere
1:33:29 > 1:33:36# Blowing with the wind of change
1:33:37 > 1:33:42# Take me to the magic of the moment
1:33:42 > 1:33:46# On a glory night
1:33:46 > 1:33:48# Where the children of tomorrow... #