My Baby's Daddy

0:00:05 > 0:00:07# Now Peter Piper picked peppers

0:00:07 > 0:00:08# But run rocked rhymes

0:00:08 > 0:00:10# Humpty dumpty fell down That's his hard time

0:00:10 > 0:00:12# Jack be nimble, was nimble And he was quick

0:00:12 > 0:00:14# But Jam Master was faster Jack saw Jay's dick

0:00:14 > 0:00:16# Little Bo Peep cold lost her sheep

0:00:16 > 0:00:19# And Rip Van Winkle fell asleep

0:00:19 > 0:00:21# And Alice chillin' somewhere in Wonderland

0:00:21 > 0:00:23# And Jack's servin' Jill Bucket in his hand

0:00:23 > 0:00:25# And Jam Master Jay's making out our sound

0:00:25 > 0:00:28# The turntables might wobble but they don't fall down. #

0:00:28 > 0:00:30MAN: For as long as I can remember,

0:00:30 > 0:00:34the three of us have always been best friends.

0:00:35 > 0:00:39Even when we were babies, Me, Lonnie, and Dom

0:00:39 > 0:00:41shared the same crib.

0:00:41 > 0:00:42# Dr Seuss and Mother Goose both did their thing

0:00:42 > 0:00:43# But Jam Master's gettin' loose

0:00:43 > 0:00:44# And DMC's the king... #

0:00:44 > 0:00:47THEY ALL BELCH

0:00:47 > 0:00:49'We were tight, like brothers.

0:00:49 > 0:00:52'But we all had our own dreams.'

0:00:52 > 0:00:54Hey, let me down!

0:00:56 > 0:00:58Lonnie dreamed of two things.

0:01:01 > 0:01:04First was that Rolanda loved him

0:01:04 > 0:01:06as much as he loved her.

0:01:15 > 0:01:17But all she loved was his money.

0:01:19 > 0:01:22He also wanted to be a big inventor.

0:01:22 > 0:01:24My boy Dom.

0:01:24 > 0:01:26He just loved the music.

0:01:29 > 0:01:35As for me, well, I was built to be a professional athlete.

0:01:35 > 0:01:36I was gonna be the best boxer

0:01:36 > 0:01:38to come out of South Philly since Rocky.

0:01:40 > 0:01:43I was gonna be the Black Stallion!

0:01:44 > 0:01:46Man, this burns!

0:01:46 > 0:01:47PANTING

0:01:51 > 0:01:542.00 Tuesday was karate night.

0:01:54 > 0:01:55All: Hyah!

0:02:02 > 0:02:05Sometimes, my cousin Randall would chill with us.

0:02:05 > 0:02:08He had a thing for candy-jacking.

0:02:08 > 0:02:10I want it chilly up in here!

0:02:12 > 0:02:14CHINESE ACCENT: You now on Cha Ching's most wanted list!

0:02:15 > 0:02:18That's why we called him "No Good."

0:02:18 > 0:02:21We went from boys to men together.

0:02:21 > 0:02:24And the three of us moved into Lonnie's Uncle Virgil's house.

0:02:24 > 0:02:26It was just temporary

0:02:26 > 0:02:28until we could find a better place.

0:02:33 > 0:02:35PARTY MUSIC AND CHATTER

0:02:41 > 0:02:42You have a ride home, Xixi?

0:02:42 > 0:02:44Yes, Father.

0:02:45 > 0:02:47Don't be late. Yes, Father.

0:02:49 > 0:02:50Give your father kiss.

0:02:56 > 0:02:58Bye, Father.

0:03:27 > 0:03:29Look, look, look.

0:03:29 > 0:03:30We can go in Uncle Virgil's room,

0:03:30 > 0:03:31cos he got one of them orthopaedic beds...

0:03:31 > 0:03:33Guess who.

0:03:33 > 0:03:34Albina?

0:03:34 > 0:03:35No.

0:03:35 > 0:03:37Mm, hold up. Ooh! Ooh!

0:03:37 > 0:03:39Rashida. Oh, no no, this is Laquida.

0:03:39 > 0:03:41Uh uh uh! This is Tamika.

0:03:41 > 0:03:43You got one more chance to get it,

0:03:43 > 0:03:44or you won't be making it to your next fight.

0:03:44 > 0:03:47Ooh! Haha!

0:03:47 > 0:03:49Hey, baby.

0:03:49 > 0:03:50Knew it was you, I was just having some fun.

0:03:50 > 0:03:52Sorry I'm late.

0:03:52 > 0:03:53Had to get a ride from my father.

0:03:53 > 0:03:55Does your pops know you came here to see me?

0:03:55 > 0:03:56Yes.

0:03:56 > 0:03:58Come on, baby, you know that's not cool.

0:03:58 > 0:04:01Forget about my father.

0:04:01 > 0:04:03I love you.

0:04:03 > 0:04:04And that's what matters.

0:04:09 > 0:04:12# Happy birthday to you

0:04:12 > 0:04:16# Happy birthday to you

0:04:16 > 0:04:21# Happy birthday, dear Lonnie

0:04:21 > 0:04:27# Happy birthday to you. #

0:04:30 > 0:04:31Make a wish, Lon.

0:04:31 > 0:04:33I wish Rolanda was here.

0:04:36 > 0:04:37MAN: Ro-lan-da!

0:04:37 > 0:04:39Get out the way!

0:04:39 > 0:04:40You got your wish.

0:04:44 > 0:04:47Happy birthday, boyfriend.

0:04:52 > 0:04:53Rolanda...

0:04:53 > 0:04:54Don't stop.

0:04:54 > 0:04:55You know, I was beginning to think

0:04:55 > 0:04:56that you weren't gonna show.

0:04:56 > 0:04:59Aw, now you know Ro-ro wouldn't miss

0:04:59 > 0:05:00her Lonnie's birthday party.

0:05:00 > 0:05:02I knew you wouldn't let me down.

0:05:02 > 0:05:04Oh...

0:05:04 > 0:05:07This right here's my cousin, Big Swoll.

0:05:07 > 0:05:08He just got out the penitentiary.

0:05:08 > 0:05:10Hey, Big Swoll.

0:05:10 > 0:05:11It's always good to meet a member of the family.

0:05:11 > 0:05:13Yeah, I'm all right, Johnny.

0:05:13 > 0:05:14Happy birthday, man.

0:05:16 > 0:05:17You know, Rolanda, I was thinking

0:05:17 > 0:05:18that, you know...

0:05:18 > 0:05:21Ooh! Cake. That's what I want, some cake.

0:05:21 > 0:05:23Baby, I haven't eaten in like two whole hours,

0:05:23 > 0:05:26And for some reason, I just can't stop eating.

0:05:32 > 0:05:33Mmm, there it is.

0:05:41 > 0:05:42Nia.

0:05:44 > 0:05:45You looked so busy at work today,

0:05:45 > 0:05:47I'm surprised to see you here.

0:05:47 > 0:05:50The studio was really busy today.

0:05:50 > 0:05:52How could I have missed one of your famous parties?

0:05:52 > 0:05:54And you're wearing that top that I love so much.

0:05:56 > 0:05:58That's cos I want you to take it off.

0:06:05 > 0:06:07Just a second, babe.

0:06:15 > 0:06:17Go daddy, go.

0:06:17 > 0:06:22Ooh, ooh, ooh, that's cute.

0:06:25 > 0:06:29Oh, umm! Mmm! Ooh!

0:06:29 > 0:06:31I'm here now. I'm here.

0:06:31 > 0:06:32Oh.

0:06:32 > 0:06:35You know, I, uh,

0:06:35 > 0:06:38I have these feelings, and, um,

0:06:38 > 0:06:42I wanna take care of you, Rolanda.

0:06:42 > 0:06:46And I was thinking we could get our own place,

0:06:46 > 0:06:48maybe get married someday.

0:06:48 > 0:06:50Yeah, Lonnie, that's...

0:06:50 > 0:06:53real sweet, baby.

0:06:53 > 0:06:55No one's ever said no shit like that before.

0:06:55 > 0:06:57So you think, maybe we could...

0:06:57 > 0:06:59Oh, 10:30, boo, you know what that means.

0:06:59 > 0:07:01What, my show is on,

0:07:01 > 0:07:03Hey, now, my show is on, ooh, ooh, my show is on.

0:07:03 > 0:07:06TV: Up next, Compton 90221!

0:07:06 > 0:07:07My show is on, too.

0:07:14 > 0:07:16DOM: Naw, we can't be cleaning up like this,

0:07:16 > 0:07:17we gotta hire ourselves a maid.

0:07:17 > 0:07:19What are you complaining about?

0:07:19 > 0:07:20I'm the one on my hands and knees.

0:07:20 > 0:07:22I thought that was your favourite position.

0:07:22 > 0:07:23Morning, guys.

0:07:23 > 0:07:25Hey!

0:07:25 > 0:07:27Hey.

0:07:27 > 0:07:28What's wrong, man?

0:07:28 > 0:07:31What's wrong, Lon?

0:07:31 > 0:07:32I'm a year older,

0:07:32 > 0:07:33and I'm still here with you two guys

0:07:33 > 0:07:35at my Uncle Virgil's house.

0:07:35 > 0:07:37You know what you sound like right now, man?

0:07:37 > 0:07:38Naw, what?

0:07:38 > 0:07:40A bitch.

0:07:40 > 0:07:42Yeah, seriously, Lonnie,

0:07:42 > 0:07:44you don't wanna mess around with a good thing.

0:07:44 > 0:07:45I mean, take a look around you.

0:07:45 > 0:07:48We got the tight bachelor pad.

0:07:48 > 0:07:50We can do whatever we want, I mean,

0:07:50 > 0:07:53this is it! We made it, man.

0:07:53 > 0:07:54Right there, dog.

0:07:58 > 0:07:59You better clean this mess up

0:07:59 > 0:08:00before you leave outta here,

0:08:00 > 0:08:03I know that.

0:08:03 > 0:08:06Whip some ass up in here.

0:08:06 > 0:08:08This is it?

0:08:08 > 0:08:11Getting yelled at like schoolchildren?

0:08:11 > 0:08:15I mean, I thought I'd be further along in my life by now.

0:08:15 > 0:08:17You know, have my own family.

0:08:17 > 0:08:18My own place.

0:08:22 > 0:08:24One of these days,

0:08:24 > 0:08:26you guys are gonna grow up.

0:08:40 > 0:08:41You 12 minutes late.

0:08:41 > 0:08:42I dock paycheque!

0:08:42 > 0:08:43Look, Cha Ching,

0:08:43 > 0:08:44I know we got friction between us

0:08:44 > 0:08:46on account that I took that KitKat, man,

0:08:46 > 0:08:47But that was seven years ago...

0:08:47 > 0:08:49Milky Way...

0:08:49 > 0:08:51black liquorice, and a case of Coors!

0:08:51 > 0:08:53What's "rick-o-rish?"

0:08:53 > 0:08:54Rick-o-rish.

0:08:54 > 0:08:55Lick-o-rish!

0:08:55 > 0:08:57Don't play language game with me!

0:08:58 > 0:09:00You now 14 minutes late.

0:09:03 > 0:09:06Good talk.

0:09:06 > 0:09:10Dang Ling, I can't understand a damn word your daddy says.

0:09:13 > 0:09:14Great first half, kids!

0:09:14 > 0:09:16You missed five calls, you four-eyed punk.

0:09:16 > 0:09:18Rolanda! Peaches!

0:09:20 > 0:09:21What are you doing here?

0:09:21 > 0:09:23We need to talk. I'm all ears!

0:09:23 > 0:09:25Mama dear is going to wait over there.

0:09:25 > 0:09:28Remember that time we was watching Compton 90221,

0:09:28 > 0:09:30and Swapmisha had told Dante

0:09:30 > 0:09:31that she was the preggernant?

0:09:31 > 0:09:33How could I forget it?

0:09:33 > 0:09:37Point is, Swapmisha wasn't the only one got knocked up.

0:09:37 > 0:09:39You mean I'm gonna be a daddy?

0:09:39 > 0:09:41It's yours!

0:09:41 > 0:09:43You know, just forget it, Lonnie.

0:09:43 > 0:09:44Cos I can't take care of no baby

0:09:44 > 0:09:45on my income alone.

0:09:45 > 0:09:48Daddy also has a job at the sanitation department,

0:09:48 > 0:09:50and I just got a job yesterday

0:09:50 > 0:09:52at Piggy Small's Pizzeria.

0:09:52 > 0:09:55You know my Uncle Virgil raised me right, girl.

0:09:55 > 0:09:57And I wanna do the same

0:09:57 > 0:09:59for our child.

0:09:59 > 0:10:00Ro-ro.

0:10:00 > 0:10:02I'm gonna take care of the both of you.

0:10:02 > 0:10:05You so good to me, Lonnie.

0:10:12 > 0:10:15G, we need to talk. Are you busy?

0:10:15 > 0:10:17What it look like, baby?

0:10:17 > 0:10:20Is everything OK?

0:10:22 > 0:10:23G, I'm pregnant.

0:10:27 > 0:10:29We're going to have a baby!

0:10:29 > 0:10:30WOMAN: 'Hey, Dominic,

0:10:30 > 0:10:32'your next appointment is here.'

0:10:32 > 0:10:33Send 'em in.

0:10:34 > 0:10:36Yo!

0:10:36 > 0:10:37Dommy-Dom!

0:10:37 > 0:10:39You gotta be kidding me.

0:10:39 > 0:10:40It's the Brothas Stylz.

0:10:42 > 0:10:43This is you?

0:10:43 > 0:10:44Aw, hell, yeah!

0:10:44 > 0:10:45Yo, you gots to put us on.

0:10:45 > 0:10:46True.

0:10:46 > 0:10:48A'ight, we might be wizzle,

0:10:48 > 0:10:50But our lizzles be clizzle-blizzle,

0:10:50 > 0:10:51You feel me, dawg?

0:10:51 > 0:10:53Words.

0:10:55 > 0:10:58OK. Go ahead and spin.

0:11:00 > 0:11:02Whatever.

0:11:02 > 0:11:03Someone should tell them they're white.

0:11:04 > 0:11:06Oh, hey, Nia. 'Sup?

0:11:06 > 0:11:07Hey.

0:11:08 > 0:11:10I thought I had the studio till 12.

0:11:10 > 0:11:12No, no, it's not that.

0:11:12 > 0:11:13Hold on.

0:11:13 > 0:11:15Listen, I, uh...

0:11:15 > 0:11:16What?

0:11:16 > 0:11:18What is it?

0:11:22 > 0:11:24Calm down, Dom. You look whiter than usual.

0:11:24 > 0:11:26So, Dom, she gonna have it?

0:11:26 > 0:11:29Yeah, she's gonna have it at home.

0:11:29 > 0:11:30What kind of shit is that?

0:11:30 > 0:11:32I don't know. She says it's gonna empower her

0:11:32 > 0:11:35as a woman or some bullshit like that.

0:11:36 > 0:11:38My life is over.

0:11:38 > 0:11:39I'm done, finished.

0:11:39 > 0:11:42Three of us.

0:11:42 > 0:11:43Daddies.

0:11:43 > 0:11:44Ain't it great?

0:11:44 > 0:11:45You know I think we should do, like,

0:11:45 > 0:11:48Daddy training, so we can do it right.

0:11:48 > 0:11:49Yeah, that's it.

0:11:49 > 0:11:50You know?

0:11:50 > 0:11:52Do what our fathers didn't do.

0:11:59 > 0:12:01TELEVISION IS ON

0:12:01 > 0:12:03Whoa.

0:12:03 > 0:12:04Ooh.

0:12:05 > 0:12:06What's that, a little porn?

0:12:06 > 0:12:07Hey, check it out,

0:12:07 > 0:12:10They got her in stirrups and everything.

0:12:11 > 0:12:14Make that move, Mama.

0:12:14 > 0:12:16Damn, look at the size of that thing.

0:12:16 > 0:12:18Looks like an alien.

0:12:18 > 0:12:21PANTING

0:12:22 > 0:12:23SQUELCHING

0:12:23 > 0:12:25Gross!

0:12:30 > 0:12:31I'm Annabelle Sinclair,

0:12:31 > 0:12:35And I'll be your birthing/childrearing expert.

0:12:35 > 0:12:37And I am here to guide you through the journey

0:12:37 > 0:12:39that your child is going to take from the womb

0:12:39 > 0:12:42to the pink or blue bedroom.

0:12:44 > 0:12:48I'd like to open the floor for any pre-birthing questions.

0:12:48 > 0:12:50Anybody? Yes?

0:12:50 > 0:12:53Is it cool to still hit the skins during pregnancy?

0:12:53 > 0:12:58He asking if it's all right for him to still be tapping at it.

0:12:58 > 0:13:02Oh, sure. Feel free to get your swerve on throughout the pregnancy.

0:13:04 > 0:13:07SHE FARTS Damn.

0:13:07 > 0:13:09Don't be embarrassed, dear.

0:13:09 > 0:13:10I ain't.

0:13:10 > 0:13:13Flatulence is very normal during pregnancy,

0:13:13 > 0:13:14So let 'em rip!

0:13:14 > 0:13:17Oh, cool! HE FARTS LOUDLY

0:13:17 > 0:13:19Pregnant people, fool.

0:13:19 > 0:13:21I had to let it go, baby.

0:13:21 > 0:13:22I'm gonna hand out these balls,

0:13:22 > 0:13:24And I want you to put them between your knees.

0:13:24 > 0:13:27OK, here you go, take this.

0:13:27 > 0:13:28That's right, place it right there.

0:13:30 > 0:13:33Hey, Nia. Sorry.

0:13:33 > 0:13:34Dominic.

0:13:36 > 0:13:39This is Venus, my doula.

0:13:39 > 0:13:40What's a doula?

0:13:40 > 0:13:41A midwife.

0:13:41 > 0:13:42You know, I gotta talk to you outside.

0:13:42 > 0:13:43Come on.

0:13:45 > 0:13:47Okie-doke. Now we're gonna simulate labour.

0:13:47 > 0:13:49So I would like for everyone to get into

0:13:49 > 0:13:53their most comfortable positions, that's right.

0:13:55 > 0:13:56Oh.

0:14:00 > 0:14:02What are you doing here?

0:14:02 > 0:14:03You invited me here.

0:14:03 > 0:14:06Look. It was my decision to have this baby.

0:14:06 > 0:14:09And it was a fling, Dom, an office fling.

0:14:09 > 0:14:12Dominic, you don't have to be here.

0:14:12 > 0:14:14We've discussed this.

0:14:14 > 0:14:16MOBILE PHONE RINGS

0:14:16 > 0:14:19Dominic.

0:14:19 > 0:14:21Yeah, what's up.

0:14:21 > 0:14:22Um...

0:14:22 > 0:14:26Give me, like, an hour and a half.

0:14:26 > 0:14:28I think that you're gonna find

0:14:28 > 0:14:30natural childbirth to be loving,

0:14:30 > 0:14:33blissful, and wonderful.

0:14:33 > 0:14:34Aah!

0:14:34 > 0:14:36I want drugs!

0:14:36 > 0:14:39Lonnie, I can't take the pain!

0:14:39 > 0:14:41Ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh!

0:14:41 > 0:14:43Lonnie! Lonnie!

0:14:43 > 0:14:44Is there anything else I can get you?

0:14:44 > 0:14:47Crack! Horse tranquiliser, nigger!

0:14:47 > 0:14:49I want drugs! OK! OK!

0:14:49 > 0:14:50Gin and juice!

0:14:50 > 0:14:52Hold on, I'm gonna get the nurse. Nurse!

0:14:52 > 0:14:53Is there a nurse? Nurse!

0:14:53 > 0:14:55What happened, baby? You dropped some pickle juice?

0:14:55 > 0:14:57It's my water!

0:14:57 > 0:14:58Your water?

0:14:58 > 0:15:00The baby's coming!

0:15:00 > 0:15:00OK, baby, breathe.

0:15:00 > 0:15:02Clean-up, aisle three!

0:15:03 > 0:15:05Daddy, Daddy, get Grandpa!

0:15:05 > 0:15:07You have a baby here?

0:15:07 > 0:15:09No, no, no, no, no-one have baby here!

0:15:09 > 0:15:11Grandpa Bling Bling doctor in China.

0:15:11 > 0:15:12Grandpa?

0:15:12 > 0:15:13OK, OK, OK.

0:15:13 > 0:15:15Baby, breathe.

0:15:15 > 0:15:16Watch out!

0:15:16 > 0:15:17I'm going in.

0:15:17 > 0:15:18What the hell?

0:15:18 > 0:15:20What the-hey, man, what you doing?

0:15:20 > 0:15:21What you do...

0:15:21 > 0:15:23BOTH: Aww!

0:15:24 > 0:15:28SHE DIALS PHONE

0:15:29 > 0:15:31OK, let's go.

0:15:31 > 0:15:32Let's do this.

0:15:32 > 0:15:34In your way? Uh-uh, it's good.

0:15:34 > 0:15:36MOBILE PHONE VIBRATES

0:15:36 > 0:15:38Ro, Mama Peaches in the house, baby,

0:15:38 > 0:15:40with something to ease your pain.

0:15:40 > 0:15:42You can't smoke in here.

0:15:42 > 0:15:44Shut your punk ass up, Urkel.

0:15:44 > 0:15:45"You can't smoke in..."

0:15:45 > 0:15:46Nice!

0:15:46 > 0:15:48Here you go, Ro.

0:15:48 > 0:15:49Mama got something for you. There you go, babe.

0:15:49 > 0:15:50Here you go, baby. Here's something to do you.

0:15:50 > 0:15:51A little sip. There you go.

0:15:51 > 0:15:53Just take yourself a little sip now.

0:15:54 > 0:15:56Relax. It hurts!

0:15:56 > 0:15:57Breathe, baby, breathe.

0:15:57 > 0:15:58You did this to her.

0:15:58 > 0:15:59Huh?

0:15:59 > 0:16:00G, baby.

0:16:00 > 0:16:02Talk to me. Say anything.

0:16:04 > 0:16:06What?

0:16:06 > 0:16:08Well, that's what your daddy always tells me.

0:16:12 > 0:16:13Whoo! Whoo!

0:16:13 > 0:16:16Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!

0:16:16 > 0:16:18I'm here. I'm here. I got your voicemail.

0:16:18 > 0:16:19I came as soon as I could.

0:16:19 > 0:16:20Dom! Late again!

0:16:20 > 0:16:22Just push.

0:16:22 > 0:16:24Oh, my gosh! What the hell is that? Call the doctor!

0:16:24 > 0:16:26It's a home birth, idiot.

0:16:26 > 0:16:27She's crowning.

0:16:27 > 0:16:28Aren't you supposed to boil water

0:16:28 > 0:16:29or something like that?

0:16:29 > 0:16:30Yeah, why don't you stay in the kitchen with it?

0:16:30 > 0:16:32Jeez, I-I-I...

0:16:33 > 0:16:34Aah!

0:16:34 > 0:16:36Push it, Ro, uh, uh, push it good!

0:16:36 > 0:16:37Aah!

0:16:37 > 0:16:38Push it.

0:16:39 > 0:16:41Uh, ooh, push it, girl!

0:16:42 > 0:16:43Uh-huh.

0:16:43 > 0:16:46Uh! Push it, Ro, ooh, ooh!

0:16:46 > 0:16:47Aah!

0:16:47 > 0:16:49Push it, Ro-ro.

0:16:49 > 0:16:51Uh, uh, push it good.

0:16:51 > 0:16:53Uh-oh! Push it, Ro.

0:16:53 > 0:16:54Uh, uh, push it real good.

0:16:55 > 0:16:57Get your ass in there and get it out,

0:16:57 > 0:17:00Doctor!

0:17:00 > 0:17:01We're trying to create

0:17:01 > 0:17:03a serene atmosphere here,

0:17:03 > 0:17:04you're not helping.

0:17:04 > 0:17:06This drug-free idea is not helping either!

0:17:06 > 0:17:07Get out of the way!

0:17:07 > 0:17:08Why don't you go home?

0:17:08 > 0:17:09No!

0:17:09 > 0:17:10SCREAMING

0:17:10 > 0:17:11Holy shit. Come on, quiet.

0:17:11 > 0:17:12Ow!

0:17:12 > 0:17:14The baby's coming!

0:17:15 > 0:17:17Oh, baby coming! Baby coming!

0:17:17 > 0:17:19Baby not coming. It's stuck.

0:17:19 > 0:17:21What do you mean stuck?

0:17:21 > 0:17:23Grandma, Crisco, aisle 4, stat.

0:17:23 > 0:17:24What? Huh? What?

0:17:24 > 0:17:25Oh, no, breathe, baby.

0:17:25 > 0:17:27BABY CRIES

0:17:27 > 0:17:30Here you are, a little shorty.

0:17:30 > 0:17:31Let's hear it for the homie.

0:17:31 > 0:17:34BABY CRIES

0:17:34 > 0:17:36It's OK.

0:17:39 > 0:17:42BABY CRIES

0:17:42 > 0:17:44He got a big thang!

0:17:44 > 0:17:47That's the umbilical cord, fat Albert!

0:17:48 > 0:17:49You did great, baby.

0:17:50 > 0:17:53You did great, baby.

0:17:53 > 0:17:54I got the call, I came up here...

0:17:54 > 0:17:56He looks just like me...

0:17:56 > 0:17:57No, I'm not in the hospital.

0:17:57 > 0:17:58She had it at home.

0:17:58 > 0:17:59Say hello. Say hello.

0:17:59 > 0:18:00I'm a daddy!

0:18:00 > 0:18:02Ha ha! I'm a daddy!

0:18:02 > 0:18:03She's Jasmine...

0:18:03 > 0:18:05Ma, you should see his eyes...

0:18:05 > 0:18:07And she's beautiful.

0:18:12 > 0:18:14You are the cutest baby

0:18:14 > 0:18:15in all the world.

0:18:16 > 0:18:19And he smell like shit. Baby, ew!

0:18:21 > 0:18:23Now would be a good time to learn

0:18:23 > 0:18:24how to diaper your son.

0:18:24 > 0:18:25You know what?

0:18:25 > 0:18:26That sounds like fun, baby,

0:18:26 > 0:18:28but I got to get to my sparring session.

0:18:28 > 0:18:29You know I got that fight coming up.

0:18:29 > 0:18:30So, you know, I got to get ready.

0:18:30 > 0:18:32< You pay for juice out of paycheque!

0:18:32 > 0:18:35How the hell did he see me back here with this?

0:18:35 > 0:18:36Don't you remember, I told you

0:18:36 > 0:18:38I was working tonight.

0:18:38 > 0:18:39Um...

0:18:39 > 0:18:40Yeah.

0:18:40 > 0:18:42You forgot, didn't you?

0:18:42 > 0:18:43Uh...

0:18:43 > 0:18:44Uh-huh.

0:18:47 > 0:18:48OK, look, baby, I forgot.

0:18:48 > 0:18:50I'm sorry, all right, baby?

0:18:50 > 0:18:52But, look, I can't miss training.

0:18:52 > 0:18:54Boxing is gonna be our way out of here.

0:18:54 > 0:18:55I can't work for your pops forever.

0:18:55 > 0:18:58Hey, I was born to fight.

0:18:58 > 0:18:59Why wait?

0:18:59 > 0:19:00I kick your ass right now.

0:19:00 > 0:19:01Look, you know what? Bring it on, Grandma.

0:19:01 > 0:19:03Bring it on right now.

0:19:03 > 0:19:05You know, your grandmama got a big mouth.

0:19:05 > 0:19:07Come shut it for me, fat man.

0:19:07 > 0:19:08Whoo! Come on, honey.

0:19:08 > 0:19:10Come on.

0:19:10 > 0:19:12Anytime, Grandma Jackie Chan.

0:19:12 > 0:19:14Hey, I know how important

0:19:14 > 0:19:15your training is to you,

0:19:15 > 0:19:17but still, I think it's time for you

0:19:17 > 0:19:19to take a more active role

0:19:19 > 0:19:21in raising Bruce Leroy.

0:19:21 > 0:19:23Hi, baby.

0:19:23 > 0:19:24Hey. Look at Daddy.

0:19:24 > 0:19:27Yeah. You're right, boo, but...

0:19:29 > 0:19:31It's just that I get a little nervous

0:19:31 > 0:19:33when I'm with him by myself.

0:19:33 > 0:19:36Aw, G, you can do this.

0:19:36 > 0:19:38RAP MUSIC BLARES

0:19:40 > 0:19:41Thanks, guys.

0:19:41 > 0:19:44Later, chump.

0:19:44 > 0:19:46Hey, Tupac.

0:19:47 > 0:19:49How you doing, Tupac?

0:19:51 > 0:19:53Now that is nice. Yes, that's real nice.

0:19:53 > 0:19:54I got watches...

0:19:54 > 0:19:56DVDs...

0:19:56 > 0:19:58candy, what you want?

0:19:58 > 0:20:00Cost you 1.00 at the store.

0:20:00 > 0:20:02I'll give you two for 50 cents.

0:20:02 > 0:20:04No, thank you, Tupac. I'm OK.

0:20:04 > 0:20:06Nigger, you ain't never got no money!

0:20:06 > 0:20:08You always broke!

0:20:08 > 0:20:09Hey!

0:20:09 > 0:20:10I have exciting news.

0:20:10 > 0:20:13You got Princess Ro-Ro's allowance?

0:20:13 > 0:20:16No, I enrolled us in mommy and me classes this weekend.

0:20:16 > 0:20:17I ain't going to that.

0:20:17 > 0:20:18Uh-uh, it's gonna conflict

0:20:18 > 0:20:20with my strip aerobics class.

0:20:20 > 0:20:23And you know I got to lose this extra little baby fat.

0:20:23 > 0:20:26My mama ain't never took me

0:20:26 > 0:20:27nor Tupac to none of them classes.

0:20:27 > 0:20:29And we turned out just fine.

0:20:30 > 0:20:31And what's up with all this

0:20:31 > 0:20:34you got be with your baby stuff lately?

0:20:34 > 0:20:36What you trying to say, I ain't a good mama?

0:20:36 > 0:20:37No, no, it's not that.

0:20:37 > 0:20:39I just thought it'd be nice if we spent some

0:20:39 > 0:20:41quality time together as a family.

0:20:41 > 0:20:43You know, maybe we could start by having

0:20:43 > 0:20:44a family dinner tonight.

0:20:44 > 0:20:47Uh-uh, tonight's ladies night at the club.

0:20:47 > 0:20:49I told you I needed you to baby-sit.

0:20:49 > 0:20:50No, you didn't.

0:20:50 > 0:20:52Look, we could go on all night with this

0:20:52 > 0:20:54he say, she say, she say, he say stuff,

0:20:54 > 0:20:56But I say...

0:20:56 > 0:20:58your ass is baby-sitting.

0:20:59 > 0:21:00Yes, dear.

0:21:00 > 0:21:03You don't want that.

0:21:03 > 0:21:04No, it'll give you gas.

0:21:04 > 0:21:06Here, there you go.

0:21:08 > 0:21:09I'm gonna help her out.

0:21:09 > 0:21:10I'll get her a book...

0:21:10 > 0:21:13on breastfeeding. Ha ha.

0:21:13 > 0:21:15But she got to share with your daddy.

0:21:19 > 0:21:20Oh!

0:21:20 > 0:21:21NIA: Surprise.

0:21:23 > 0:21:24I was just gonna start on some tracks.

0:21:28 > 0:21:30She's got hair.

0:21:30 > 0:21:33Yeah. She also breathes. She giggles.

0:21:33 > 0:21:35She's your daughter, Dominic.

0:21:35 > 0:21:36Not that anyone would ever know

0:21:36 > 0:21:38from your behaviour.

0:21:38 > 0:21:39What behaviour?

0:21:39 > 0:21:40What? Me and the Brothas Stylz

0:21:40 > 0:21:43are busy prepping for their big debut.

0:21:43 > 0:21:44Mm-hmm.

0:21:44 > 0:21:47Hey, listen, I'm in a pinch

0:21:47 > 0:21:48and I need a big favour.

0:21:48 > 0:21:50What?

0:21:50 > 0:21:52I'll see you later.

0:21:52 > 0:21:54Bye.

0:21:57 > 0:21:58See?

0:21:59 > 0:22:01It's just you and me, kid?

0:22:01 > 0:22:03Me and Jazz.

0:22:03 > 0:22:04BABIES CRY

0:22:04 > 0:22:06All right. All right.

0:22:06 > 0:22:08Come on.

0:22:08 > 0:22:09Aw, this ain't so bad, right?

0:22:09 > 0:22:12Naw. A piece of cake.

0:22:12 > 0:22:14Hey, Dom, you gonna pick yours up?

0:22:14 > 0:22:15I ain't picking mine up. You pick yours up.

0:22:15 > 0:22:17Hey, hey, you two acting like

0:22:17 > 0:22:19it's the first time you've been alone

0:22:19 > 0:22:20with your kids.

0:22:20 > 0:22:22BOTH: It is!

0:22:22 > 0:22:23How do we make them stop?

0:22:23 > 0:22:24Aw, come on.

0:22:24 > 0:22:27OK, all right, come on.

0:22:27 > 0:22:28Come on, Bruce Leroy.

0:22:28 > 0:22:29Come on, big man.

0:22:29 > 0:22:31Come on, it's OK.

0:22:32 > 0:22:34I think they hungry.

0:22:34 > 0:22:36Cool. I'm gonna go get some Mickey Ds.

0:22:36 > 0:22:38Formula, they drink formula.

0:22:38 > 0:22:40Right. Right.

0:22:40 > 0:22:42My bad, Mr Mom. Um...

0:22:42 > 0:22:44We got that in the fridge, right?

0:22:44 > 0:22:45Yeah. Yeah. In the kitchen. In the kitchen.

0:22:45 > 0:22:46Oh, all right. No, no, I got it.

0:22:46 > 0:22:47I got it.

0:22:47 > 0:22:49Hey! Mmm, pacifier.

0:22:49 > 0:22:52Lay off my lasagne, G.

0:22:54 > 0:22:56One for you.

0:22:56 > 0:22:57Thank you.

0:22:57 > 0:22:58One for you.

0:22:58 > 0:23:01OK.

0:23:01 > 0:23:03Hey, oh, this ain't my baby's bottle.

0:23:03 > 0:23:04What are you talking about, man?

0:23:04 > 0:23:05Yo, yo, yo, hold up.

0:23:05 > 0:23:07That's Nia's breast milk in that bottle.

0:23:07 > 0:23:10It's like your boy's sucking on my lady's titty.

0:23:10 > 0:23:11Got a point there.

0:23:11 > 0:23:14Getting soft on me, man.

0:23:15 > 0:23:17OK, yeah, yeah.

0:23:17 > 0:23:19Aw, they like the titty on tap.

0:23:19 > 0:23:21Oh!

0:23:21 > 0:23:22Ooh, look at Bruce Leroy.

0:23:22 > 0:23:23He got an appetite like his daddy.

0:23:23 > 0:23:24Look at him getting his grub on.

0:23:24 > 0:23:27Yeah, I think it's time to burp them.

0:23:27 > 0:23:28Burp?

0:23:28 > 0:23:30Yeah. Yeah. How we do that?

0:23:30 > 0:23:31You just put them over your shoulder.

0:23:31 > 0:23:33Yeah? Yeah, right like that.

0:23:33 > 0:23:34And pat them on the back.

0:23:34 > 0:23:35Like this?

0:23:35 > 0:23:36Oh, OK.

0:23:36 > 0:23:38There we go. All right, yeah. Yeah.

0:23:38 > 0:23:41BABY IS SICK Aw! Hell! Mmm.

0:23:41 > 0:23:43My sweatshirt!

0:23:43 > 0:23:45You got the exorcist baby.

0:23:45 > 0:23:46Hey, that's what babies do.

0:23:46 > 0:23:48Huh, they burp, spit...

0:23:48 > 0:23:50And shit, ew!

0:23:50 > 0:23:52Aw, damn, it's that titty milk.

0:23:52 > 0:23:55I bet it is. Look at it.

0:23:55 > 0:23:58Aw! It's green shit!

0:23:58 > 0:24:00I'm a lean, mean, diaper machine.

0:24:00 > 0:24:03I'm a lean, mean, diaper machine.

0:24:03 > 0:24:05Whew!

0:24:05 > 0:24:06Whew, that's funky!

0:24:06 > 0:24:09Dang, Bruce Leroy.

0:24:09 > 0:24:11When did you eat some corn, man?

0:24:14 > 0:24:16THEY LAUGH

0:24:16 > 0:24:18He peed on me, Lonnie!

0:24:20 > 0:24:21Oh, God, it's burning!

0:24:21 > 0:24:23Oh, I can't see!

0:24:24 > 0:24:26I can't see, Lonnie!

0:24:27 > 0:24:29I want my mama!

0:24:29 > 0:24:30That's all right, Bruce Leroy.

0:24:30 > 0:24:31Daddy gonna get you all cleaned up.

0:24:31 > 0:24:33We just gonna get the poop out your hair.

0:24:33 > 0:24:34That's all.

0:24:34 > 0:24:36Aw, man, you soft hair.

0:24:36 > 0:24:37You got hair like your mama?

0:24:37 > 0:24:39Mm-hmm, when you get older,

0:24:39 > 0:24:40All the little black girls in the neighbourhood gonna be,

0:24:40 > 0:24:43"Oh, Bruce Leroy, you got good hair.

0:24:43 > 0:24:44"You got Indian in your family?"

0:24:44 > 0:24:46And then the little Chinese girls, they gonna be,

0:24:46 > 0:24:49"Aw, Bruce Leroy, me so horny.

0:24:49 > 0:24:50"Me love you long time."

0:24:50 > 0:24:51HE LAUGHS

0:24:51 > 0:24:54Cos everybody love Bruce Leroy.

0:24:54 > 0:24:55Hyah!

0:24:55 > 0:24:58Here's the lotion, G. Oh, OK.

0:24:58 > 0:24:59And the baby powder. Ooh!

0:24:59 > 0:24:59Watch out! Oh, OK.

0:24:59 > 0:25:01See, your uncles, they understand

0:25:01 > 0:25:03a soft, sensitive bottom.

0:25:03 > 0:25:05Now who watching y'all babies, huh? Jesus.

0:25:07 > 0:25:08Thought you almost got me with that one, didn't you?

0:25:09 > 0:25:11That was a good one.

0:25:11 > 0:25:12Ow! Mmm.

0:25:13 > 0:25:14Hmm.

0:25:15 > 0:25:16OK.

0:25:19 > 0:25:22I'm throwing in the towel.

0:25:22 > 0:25:23I give up.

0:25:23 > 0:25:26Wait a minute. I got an idea.

0:25:27 > 0:25:29# Rockin' with my baby

0:25:29 > 0:25:32# Baby, baby

0:25:32 > 0:25:35# Rockin' with my baby

0:25:36 > 0:25:38# Baby

0:25:38 > 0:25:40# Rockin' with my baby

0:25:40 > 0:25:43# Baby, baby

0:25:43 > 0:25:46# Rockin' with my baby... #

0:25:46 > 0:25:48Hickory, dickory, dock.

0:25:48 > 0:25:49The mouse ran up the clock.

0:25:49 > 0:25:50The clock stuck one.

0:25:50 > 0:25:53The mouse ran down. Hickory, dickory, dock.

0:25:53 > 0:25:54Cuckoo, cuckoo, cuckoo, cuckoo.

0:25:57 > 0:25:58That ends the rhyming portion

0:25:58 > 0:25:59of the mommy and me class.

0:25:59 > 0:26:01And now it's time for the bonding portion

0:26:01 > 0:26:03of the mommy and me class.

0:26:03 > 0:26:06OK, we've got some really pretty, shiny books.

0:26:06 > 0:26:08I think my daughter likes your son.

0:26:09 > 0:26:10I can't blame her.

0:26:10 > 0:26:13He's almost as cute as you are, Lonnie.

0:26:13 > 0:26:15You know my name?

0:26:15 > 0:26:17It's on your tag.

0:26:17 > 0:26:18I'm Brandy.

0:26:18 > 0:26:20Hi...

0:26:21 > 0:26:23..Brandy.

0:26:23 > 0:26:25Now let's play the bragging game.

0:26:25 > 0:26:27This is where we each take a turn

0:26:27 > 0:26:30and you tell us something special about your child.

0:26:30 > 0:26:32Brandy, let's start with you.

0:26:32 > 0:26:36Well, Cherie has a smile

0:26:36 > 0:26:37that lights up the room.

0:26:37 > 0:26:40Just like her mom.

0:26:40 > 0:26:41Hmm.

0:26:52 > 0:26:53Whoo!

0:26:53 > 0:26:55Nice to see your domesticated ass

0:26:55 > 0:26:58was able to break away from the ball and chain tonight.

0:26:58 > 0:26:59Fool, please.

0:26:59 > 0:27:02I'm a grown-ass man. I pay taxes...

0:27:02 > 0:27:03sometimes.

0:27:03 > 0:27:06Hey, hey, I run me. She don't run me.

0:27:06 > 0:27:08I'm the president.

0:27:08 > 0:27:11She the secretary of state, remember that.

0:27:11 > 0:27:12Hey, hey.

0:27:12 > 0:27:14Yo, yo.

0:27:14 > 0:27:16How'd you get Drive-by to come up in here, man?

0:27:16 > 0:27:18His rappers keep getting locked up,

0:27:18 > 0:27:19So he's always looking for new talent.

0:27:19 > 0:27:21And the Brothas Stylz are going to be

0:27:21 > 0:27:22his next platinum artists.

0:27:22 > 0:27:24The white boys?

0:27:24 > 0:27:26Yo, yo, yo, yo, yizzle!

0:27:26 > 0:27:27My bad, we smashed your blizzle

0:27:27 > 0:27:28in this piz-neice.

0:27:28 > 0:27:29Can I get some?

0:27:29 > 0:27:31Yeah, whatever.

0:27:31 > 0:27:33A'ight, then.

0:27:33 > 0:27:34He's signing those two?

0:27:34 > 0:27:36Hey, look, hold up.

0:27:36 > 0:27:38Ain't that Ho-landa?

0:27:38 > 0:27:39She's supposed to be having dinner

0:27:39 > 0:27:40with Lonnie tonight.

0:27:47 > 0:27:49All right, it's time to put some crackers

0:27:49 > 0:27:50up in this soup.

0:27:50 > 0:27:53Coming straight from the street,

0:27:53 > 0:27:56I mean, the cul-de-sacs, put your hands together

0:27:56 > 0:27:58for the Brothas Stylz.

0:27:58 > 0:28:00Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo!

0:28:00 > 0:28:02What's up, people?

0:28:02 > 0:28:04Brothas Stylz in the hi-zouse.

0:28:04 > 0:28:06SILENCE

0:28:06 > 0:28:08BOTH: Hit it!

0:28:08 > 0:28:12# No, we don't mess around out here

0:28:13 > 0:28:16# Hell no, we don't mess around out here

0:28:16 > 0:28:18# Hit it If you pull one trigger

0:28:18 > 0:28:19# Then you'll pull the other

0:28:19 > 0:28:20# You think we one figure

0:28:20 > 0:28:22# No, fool, we brothers

0:28:22 > 0:28:23# And all the girls love us

0:28:23 > 0:28:24# And haters they want to mug us

0:28:24 > 0:28:25# It's hard to beat the brothers

0:28:25 > 0:28:28# And suckas, they can't touch it

0:28:28 > 0:28:29# We hit the beach

0:28:29 > 0:28:31# Our double barrel's right in our reach

0:28:31 > 0:28:32# We want the girls with coconuts

0:28:32 > 0:28:33# And a mouth like a peach

0:28:33 > 0:28:34# So get our homies run through your crew

0:28:34 > 0:28:35# Like a track meet

0:28:35 > 0:28:38# Pistol whip your heart till I see the white meat

0:28:38 > 0:28:39# It's ugly

0:28:39 > 0:28:40# You don't wanna come 'round here

0:28:40 > 0:28:42# Cos round here you'll fool around and disappear

0:28:42 > 0:28:44# Mess around and get stuck down here

0:28:44 > 0:28:45# Lose track of the tier

0:28:45 > 0:28:47# Double-knotted in the closet for years

0:28:47 > 0:28:48# Rollin' Hannibal style

0:28:48 > 0:28:50# Brain of a child

0:28:50 > 0:28:51# Mind of a killer Thriller

0:28:51 > 0:28:52# But we ain't nothin' like Vanilla

0:28:52 > 0:28:57# No, we don't mess around out here

0:28:57 > 0:29:01# Hell no, we don't mess around out here

0:29:01 > 0:29:04# So all my gangstas, bustas, roochies jump up

0:29:04 > 0:29:06# Bustas, haters, snitches get our

0:29:06 > 0:29:09# Double barrel blows your head off

0:29:09 > 0:29:12# Brothas Stylz just put a hit out. #

0:29:12 > 0:29:13CROWD WHOOPS

0:29:15 > 0:29:17Yeah!

0:29:17 > 0:29:19Yeah! That's what I'm talking about!

0:29:21 > 0:29:25DJ: Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm talking about.

0:29:25 > 0:29:27Did real good.

0:29:27 > 0:29:28Yeah. Right.

0:29:28 > 0:29:30All right. All right.

0:29:30 > 0:29:31I'm tell you, these guys are the bomb.

0:29:31 > 0:29:34This is the future of hip hop right here.

0:29:34 > 0:29:35You gotta trust me on this.

0:29:35 > 0:29:37They got 12 tracks already recorded.

0:29:37 > 0:29:38They're all hot.

0:29:38 > 0:29:40Don't sleep on this, Drive-by.

0:29:40 > 0:29:42I don't usually sign white rappers.

0:29:44 > 0:29:47But for y'all, I might make an exception.

0:29:48 > 0:29:50Y'all come by my office.

0:29:50 > 0:29:51Dismissed.

0:29:51 > 0:29:52Thank you.

0:29:52 > 0:29:54Get out of here!

0:29:54 > 0:29:55All right! Let's go!

0:29:56 > 0:29:57Yo, Lon, what's wrong, man?

0:29:57 > 0:30:00Man, I can't believe Rolanda left me hangin'.

0:30:00 > 0:30:04I'm startin' to think she's not the woman for me.

0:30:04 > 0:30:05Naw!

0:30:05 > 0:30:07You know what? It's about time, Lon.

0:30:07 > 0:30:09I got tired of you goin' on like a sucker.

0:30:09 > 0:30:10Yeah. Seriously, Lon.

0:30:10 > 0:30:12You gotta get with the programme like me.

0:30:12 > 0:30:14Dom, I don't think you're gettin' it.

0:30:14 > 0:30:16I like spending time with Carver.

0:30:16 > 0:30:18It's the mama I'm startin' to doubt.

0:30:18 > 0:30:21Lonnie, there are plenty of women out there

0:30:21 > 0:30:23that will treat you right, man.

0:30:23 > 0:30:26Well, there is this one girl Brandy from the mommy and me class.

0:30:26 > 0:30:27Mm-hmm.

0:30:27 > 0:30:29She's the bomb diggity fresh.

0:30:29 > 0:30:32But I don't think she'd go for a guy like me.

0:30:32 > 0:30:33Well, she would, man,

0:30:33 > 0:30:35if you took some pointers from the pros.

0:30:35 > 0:30:38You know what, Lon? You need some game, dawg.

0:30:38 > 0:30:39And some new slang.

0:30:39 > 0:30:41Cos "the bomb diggity fresh," I mean, that...

0:30:41 > 0:30:43Where the hell did you get that from, anyway?

0:30:43 > 0:30:45Yeah, man. You need some style.

0:30:45 > 0:30:48A makeover.

0:30:48 > 0:30:51Thug bootcamp. Mmm! Ta-dow!

0:30:51 > 0:30:52I-I'm listenin'.

0:30:52 > 0:30:53Oh, no. You gonna be down.

0:30:53 > 0:30:54Come on.

0:31:02 > 0:31:05That boy's still ugly, if you ask me.

0:31:08 > 0:31:10You gotta bend your knees a little bit.

0:31:10 > 0:31:13Bend your knees a little bit.

0:31:13 > 0:31:14Now swing your arms.

0:31:14 > 0:31:16Not like a monkey, dawg. Not like a monkey.

0:31:16 > 0:31:18Then loosen up. Let the tension out.

0:31:18 > 0:31:21Heel, toe. Heel, toe!

0:31:23 > 0:31:25He's white.

0:31:25 > 0:31:27Hey, Brandy.

0:31:27 > 0:31:28How you doin', boo?

0:31:28 > 0:31:29Lonnie.

0:31:29 > 0:31:31No, no, no. You got to talk from your nuts, man.

0:31:31 > 0:31:32More bass.

0:31:32 > 0:31:34Now, this is the art of slap-boxing,

0:31:34 > 0:31:36A time-honoured hood tradition. All right?

0:31:36 > 0:31:37Come on, put your hands up.

0:31:37 > 0:31:38Uh-huh. Yeah, come on. All right?

0:31:38 > 0:31:39Great. Keep movin'.

0:31:39 > 0:31:41Aah! Ooh!

0:31:43 > 0:31:45Hey, uh, G!

0:31:45 > 0:31:47G, man!

0:31:47 > 0:31:48G!

0:31:48 > 0:31:51DEEP VOICE: Hey, Brandy.

0:31:51 > 0:31:53How you doin', boo?

0:31:53 > 0:31:54Unh!

0:31:54 > 0:31:57We created a player. Senor Lon Juan.

0:32:09 > 0:32:10The adventures...

0:32:10 > 0:32:12of Danny Littlegood.

0:32:17 > 0:32:19So I hear you celibate. What?

0:32:19 > 0:32:21Celibate. You sellin' a bit, I'm buyin' a bit.

0:32:21 > 0:32:26Wow, Lonnie. You look...different all pimped out.

0:32:26 > 0:32:28Daddy look good! DLG!

0:32:28 > 0:32:30Daddy look good.

0:32:30 > 0:32:32Are you feeling all right?

0:32:32 > 0:32:33Oh, I feel real nice.

0:32:33 > 0:32:34Put your hand in my pocket

0:32:34 > 0:32:35and find out for yourself.

0:32:36 > 0:32:38What can I get you two tonight?

0:32:38 > 0:32:39Chardonnay, please.

0:32:39 > 0:32:41Yak.

0:32:41 > 0:32:42Colt back.

0:32:42 > 0:32:43Double it up on the rocks

0:32:43 > 0:32:45in a dirty glass.

0:32:45 > 0:32:46Um...

0:32:46 > 0:32:48I'm glad you called.

0:32:48 > 0:32:49You've been on my mind.

0:32:49 > 0:32:52You've been running through my mind in a thong.

0:32:52 > 0:32:53What?

0:32:53 > 0:32:54Thong.

0:32:54 > 0:32:56Little things like string.

0:32:56 > 0:32:57It ain't the full bloomers.

0:33:01 > 0:33:02Ah! Oh!

0:33:02 > 0:33:04My bad.

0:33:04 > 0:33:05My bad, baby. My bad.

0:33:05 > 0:33:08Looks like you gonna have to come out them clothes.

0:33:08 > 0:33:10Goodbye, Lonnie.

0:33:14 > 0:33:15Brandy.

0:33:19 > 0:33:20Damn!

0:33:29 > 0:33:31BABY CRIES

0:33:31 > 0:33:33Shh...

0:33:37 > 0:33:39Oh! How was the date tonight?

0:33:39 > 0:33:42Ahh, it wasn't that good, thanks to you two.

0:33:42 > 0:33:43Didn't you use my note cards?

0:33:43 > 0:33:44Yeah, I used those, you know.

0:33:44 > 0:33:47Tried to do a little freestylin' on my own, didn't really work.

0:33:47 > 0:33:50Hey, hey, hey, man. Hey, that was all Assanova right there.

0:33:50 > 0:33:53You know, I really like this girl Brandy.

0:33:53 > 0:33:54Look, Carver really likes her.

0:33:54 > 0:33:56Look, man, maybe y'all can patch this up somehow.

0:33:56 > 0:33:59Man, the way I acted tonight, G...

0:33:59 > 0:34:02I'll be lucky if that woman ever talks to me again.

0:34:02 > 0:34:03You didn't take your hat off, did you?

0:34:03 > 0:34:07Like a damn fool.

0:34:07 > 0:34:08Ah...

0:34:08 > 0:34:10Hey, Unc.

0:34:10 > 0:34:12What's all the racket down here, huh?

0:34:12 > 0:34:14Baby screaming and everything...

0:34:14 > 0:34:17I'm trying to go to the bathroom, I can't do nothin'.

0:34:17 > 0:34:21Convenience store. You ain't convenient.

0:34:21 > 0:34:24Keep the damn noise down 'fore I break my foot off in your ass, boy!

0:34:24 > 0:34:27He's mad cos he got haemorrhoids.

0:34:35 > 0:34:37Oh! Hey! Hey! What are you doing?

0:34:37 > 0:34:40Oh, nothing. Don't be looking up here. What's going on?

0:34:40 > 0:34:41Hey. What?

0:34:41 > 0:34:43Daddy has planned a big family dinner on Saturday.

0:34:43 > 0:34:45And he's invited you.

0:34:45 > 0:34:48What? He's gonna have me as the main course or something?

0:34:52 > 0:34:54I can't this Saturday.

0:34:54 > 0:34:55Why?

0:34:55 > 0:34:59No-Good's getting released from prison on Saturday.

0:34:59 > 0:35:01No-Good is nothing but trouble, and...

0:35:01 > 0:35:04We have a son. Come on.

0:35:04 > 0:35:05Things are different now.

0:35:05 > 0:35:07Baby, things are different for him, too.

0:35:07 > 0:35:09He's a reformed man now, for real.

0:35:09 > 0:35:11G...

0:35:11 > 0:35:13the two of you together spells trouble.

0:35:13 > 0:35:14Look...

0:35:14 > 0:35:16All I know is that he's my cousin,

0:35:16 > 0:35:18and he deserves a second chance.

0:35:25 > 0:35:27Six ounces, just like mama said.

0:35:27 > 0:35:30Uh-huh. Test it... ah. There you go.

0:35:30 > 0:35:31Come on.

0:35:31 > 0:35:33Bruce Leroy, that's good milk, man, look!

0:35:36 > 0:35:38Damn, that's some good titty milk. Hey.

0:35:42 > 0:35:44Ooh, ooh, ooh.

0:35:46 > 0:35:47Oh!

0:35:48 > 0:35:49Yo!

0:35:49 > 0:35:51Yo, who the hell...?

0:35:51 > 0:35:52No-Good?

0:35:52 > 0:35:54That's right, baby! I'm back on the bricks!

0:35:54 > 0:35:58What the hell you comin' through the window for, man?

0:35:58 > 0:36:00Oh, creature of habit, dawg.

0:36:00 > 0:36:01You know, just tryin' to keep my skills sharp, man!

0:36:01 > 0:36:05Ah! Ah! THEY SCREAM

0:36:05 > 0:36:07No-Good's back!

0:36:07 > 0:36:09Show your cousin some love, man!

0:36:09 > 0:36:10Oh, man. You got it, baby.

0:36:10 > 0:36:11Whoo!

0:36:11 > 0:36:12Dawg!

0:36:12 > 0:36:13I can't believe it's been two years

0:36:13 > 0:36:15since you been locked down!

0:36:15 > 0:36:16Well...

0:36:16 > 0:36:17had the jurisprudence

0:36:17 > 0:36:21not violated the statute of limitations, per se...

0:36:21 > 0:36:21Uh-huh.

0:36:21 > 0:36:23I would've only done 30 days, bro.

0:36:23 > 0:36:25Did you get a law degree while you was in prison?

0:36:25 > 0:36:28Nah, I watched The Practice for two seasons.

0:36:28 > 0:36:30I'm representing myself next time.

0:36:30 > 0:36:32Oh, next time, huh?

0:36:32 > 0:36:34You always had game, player.

0:36:34 > 0:36:36You always had game.

0:36:36 > 0:36:38Speaking of game, man, what's up with you?

0:36:38 > 0:36:39Uh, you still boxing?

0:36:39 > 0:36:40Yeah, but, uh...

0:36:40 > 0:36:43It's sort of been put on the back burner for right now.

0:36:43 > 0:36:45Oh, really? How come?

0:36:45 > 0:36:47Remember we used to go candyjacking back in the day?

0:36:47 > 0:36:49You mean the kung-fu clerk.

0:36:49 > 0:36:50Yeah. Yeah. Ahh.

0:36:50 > 0:36:51Let's...

0:36:51 > 0:36:54Let's just say that a hot temper runs in the family.

0:36:54 > 0:36:56Really? How you know that?

0:36:56 > 0:36:58Um...

0:36:58 > 0:36:59Well...

0:36:59 > 0:37:00The daughter had my baby.

0:37:00 > 0:37:01Oh, shit!

0:37:01 > 0:37:03Hey, hey, dawg, watch your language

0:37:03 > 0:37:05in front of my son, dawg!

0:37:05 > 0:37:09Wow! Hey, hey, Bruce Leroy.

0:37:09 > 0:37:11Your cousin, No-Good, man.

0:37:11 > 0:37:12What's up, little dog?

0:37:12 > 0:37:13Oop, gimme a little bit.

0:37:13 > 0:37:16Just a slap, hey... come on, hit it!

0:37:16 > 0:37:17That's my little man.

0:37:18 > 0:37:19Drive-by, my man,

0:37:19 > 0:37:21your label's the first one I thought of

0:37:21 > 0:37:23when I discovered the Brothas Stylz here.

0:37:23 > 0:37:24Yo, check it out. Some people think that, like,

0:37:24 > 0:37:27we kind of like a white Outkast.

0:37:27 > 0:37:29If I want to know what people think of you,

0:37:29 > 0:37:30I'll tell you!

0:37:30 > 0:37:31Come on!

0:37:31 > 0:37:32Very good, sir.

0:37:32 > 0:37:36You remind people of a...

0:37:36 > 0:37:37white Outkast!

0:37:38 > 0:37:39Yeah...

0:37:39 > 0:37:41You really got your finger on the pulse, there, Drive-by.

0:37:41 > 0:37:43You weren't thinking about going to another label, were you?

0:37:43 > 0:37:46Well, actually, you know...

0:37:48 > 0:37:50You were always the first.

0:37:50 > 0:37:51Right here. Right here, dawg.

0:37:51 > 0:37:54Here's the contracts. Sign 'em.

0:37:54 > 0:37:56Wait, wait, wait. This is it?

0:37:56 > 0:37:58I mean, this is legally binding?

0:37:58 > 0:38:00This is it. Want to talk royalties? Cool.

0:38:00 > 0:38:02Publishing? That's all right.

0:38:02 > 0:38:05If you even want a handicapped parking permit, get at me.

0:38:05 > 0:38:08But don't you ever...

0:38:09 > 0:38:11..mess with me!

0:38:11 > 0:38:14I have an anger management issue.

0:38:14 > 0:38:15You understand?

0:38:15 > 0:38:18Yeah, yeah. We're gonna sign it up right here.

0:38:18 > 0:38:20Good. That calls for a celebration.

0:38:20 > 0:38:23Oh, we gonna pop up some of that bubbly?

0:38:23 > 0:38:25No, fool.

0:38:25 > 0:38:26Milk and cookies.

0:38:26 > 0:38:27Milk and cookies?

0:38:27 > 0:38:29You got a problem with my milk and cookies?

0:38:29 > 0:38:30No, no.

0:38:30 > 0:38:31Pleasant surprise.

0:38:31 > 0:38:34Change of pace.

0:38:34 > 0:38:35Well, dip, fool, dip!

0:38:35 > 0:38:38We dipping. I can't get it in!

0:38:38 > 0:38:40Break it up, man! Break it up!

0:38:40 > 0:38:41You better dip and eat them cookies!

0:38:41 > 0:38:43Insult me and I'll beat your ass!

0:38:43 > 0:38:44Today we're gonna discuss something

0:38:44 > 0:38:46every parent must go through.

0:38:46 > 0:38:48It's potty training. Don't make those faces,

0:38:48 > 0:38:50it's not as hard as you think.

0:38:50 > 0:38:52We're gonna do some role-playing today

0:38:52 > 0:38:55To show you how to get your baby's bottom onto the actual ring.

0:38:55 > 0:38:58You might want to sing it a song to relax the muscles.

0:38:58 > 0:39:01# Dookie, dookie doo-doo brown

0:39:01 > 0:39:02# Mommy, how can I be down? #

0:39:02 > 0:39:05Make some funny faces.

0:39:09 > 0:39:11Now, it's also very important

0:39:11 > 0:39:13to praise your child's movement.

0:39:13 > 0:39:17Look at that! Look what Jason left behind!

0:39:17 > 0:39:20Look at the big brown goldfish!

0:39:20 > 0:39:22Yay!

0:39:24 > 0:39:27Daddy, everyone... um...

0:39:27 > 0:39:31this is G's cousin, No-Good.

0:39:31 > 0:39:36G, why don't you introduce No-Good to my family?

0:39:36 > 0:39:37No-Good, this is, uh...

0:39:37 > 0:39:40Xixi's father, Cha Ching.

0:39:40 > 0:39:42Oh, shoot. What's up, nigger?

0:39:43 > 0:39:44G: Yeah.

0:39:44 > 0:39:46No-Good.

0:39:46 > 0:39:49And this is, um, Grandma Fung-Yu.

0:39:49 > 0:39:50Hi-yo.

0:39:50 > 0:39:52Cha Ching... Grandma Fung-Yu.

0:39:52 > 0:39:55Yeah, and Sing-Sing, Xixi's mother.

0:39:55 > 0:39:56Hmm.

0:39:56 > 0:39:58All right. Cha Ching...

0:39:58 > 0:40:00Grandma Fung-Yu...

0:40:00 > 0:40:01And Chi-Chi's mama sexy thing...

0:40:01 > 0:40:03Oh! Sing-Sing.

0:40:03 > 0:40:06Uh, yeah, and Bling-Bling, the grandpa.

0:40:06 > 0:40:08All right, I got this, dawg. Check it out.

0:40:08 > 0:40:11Cha Ching, right?

0:40:11 > 0:40:12Grandma egg foo yung?

0:40:12 > 0:40:14Fung-Yu, dawg.

0:40:14 > 0:40:16Sexy thing, miss thing-thing?

0:40:16 > 0:40:18Sing-Sing!

0:40:20 > 0:40:21Bling-Bling. Yeah.

0:40:21 > 0:40:22Ta-dow. Bang bang.

0:40:22 > 0:40:24And over in the corner

0:40:24 > 0:40:26is the hardest-working man in the organisation,

0:40:26 > 0:40:27That's my man, little Dang Ling.

0:40:27 > 0:40:29All right. I got it.

0:40:29 > 0:40:30Cha Ching...

0:40:30 > 0:40:32Grandma Kung-Fu...

0:40:32 > 0:40:34Sexy thing... Sing-Sing. Sing-Sing.

0:40:34 > 0:40:36Bling-Bling.

0:40:36 > 0:40:38And little Ding-a-ling.

0:40:38 > 0:40:39Yeah.

0:40:39 > 0:40:41Let's eat.

0:40:50 > 0:40:52Sing-Sing,

0:40:52 > 0:40:56these Peking duck feet is the shit!

0:40:56 > 0:40:58You no like my cooking?

0:40:58 > 0:41:01No, mom...the shit is a good thing.

0:41:01 > 0:41:03The shit is good?

0:41:03 > 0:41:04Yes.

0:41:04 > 0:41:06The shit is real good.

0:41:06 > 0:41:09It's... Never mind.

0:41:09 > 0:41:11This is the first time in two years

0:41:11 > 0:41:15I ain't have to worry about getting shanked at chow.

0:41:15 > 0:41:16Don't be so sure.

0:41:16 > 0:41:18What's up with your dude?

0:41:18 > 0:41:22FARTING

0:41:22 > 0:41:24Damn, Grandma!

0:41:24 > 0:41:27That was a wet one.

0:41:28 > 0:41:29What?

0:41:29 > 0:41:31I have cable.

0:41:31 > 0:41:32Whatever, little man.

0:41:32 > 0:41:35On cable, every man in prison movie...

0:41:35 > 0:41:37Dang Ling. That's enough.

0:41:37 > 0:41:39Now, go wash the dishes.

0:41:39 > 0:41:43And when you're done, you finish tiling the roof!

0:41:43 > 0:41:44My father wants to tell you something.

0:41:44 > 0:41:46Hmm?

0:41:46 > 0:41:48SHE SPEAKS CHINESE

0:41:48 > 0:41:53G, I want to offer you a manager position at the market.

0:41:56 > 0:41:57You...

0:41:57 > 0:41:58You know, Cha Ching,

0:41:58 > 0:42:00I really appreciate that, but...

0:42:00 > 0:42:01that's not what I want to do.

0:42:02 > 0:42:04(Bullshit.)

0:42:04 > 0:42:05Being a manager's a great job.

0:42:05 > 0:42:07Look, I got a job.

0:42:07 > 0:42:09Boxing is not a job.

0:42:09 > 0:42:10Look, you always say that,

0:42:10 > 0:42:13but I got my shot coming up, all right?

0:42:13 > 0:42:15I thought you'd be happy.

0:42:15 > 0:42:17With this promotion, we could finally get our own place.

0:42:17 > 0:42:21Yo, that would be... The three of us...

0:42:21 > 0:42:23Hey, hey. Hey, brother. Hey.

0:42:23 > 0:42:24I'm talking about the future.

0:42:24 > 0:42:26Whether it's brighter to hang around the gym

0:42:26 > 0:42:29and chilling with the bad influence like...

0:42:29 > 0:42:31Like what, huh?

0:42:31 > 0:42:32Like what?

0:42:32 > 0:42:34Look, I'm not gonna give up boxing, OK?

0:42:34 > 0:42:35And I would appreciate it

0:42:35 > 0:42:39if you wouldn't give up on me, either.

0:42:39 > 0:42:42I'm gonna help Dang Ling clean these dishes.

0:42:42 > 0:42:44Mm-hmm.

0:42:44 > 0:42:46Somebody done messed up, huh?

0:42:46 > 0:42:48THEME MUSIC FROM ROCKY

0:43:04 > 0:43:05Unh!

0:43:19 > 0:43:20Ow!

0:43:20 > 0:43:21Unh!

0:43:25 > 0:43:27I'm doin' this for my baby!

0:43:27 > 0:43:33I want this for Bruce Leroy and Xixi.

0:43:39 > 0:43:41This duck cheesesteak is great!

0:43:41 > 0:43:43It's the other brown meat.

0:43:43 > 0:43:44You better ask somebody.

0:43:44 > 0:43:45Ha ha ha!

0:43:45 > 0:43:46You hear that, sucker?

0:43:46 > 0:43:48G!

0:43:48 > 0:43:49Back away from that duck!

0:43:53 > 0:43:55QUACKING

0:43:58 > 0:43:59Get him, Dang Ling!

0:43:59 > 0:44:00Get him, Dang Ling!

0:44:07 > 0:44:10# Goin' to see your daddy. #

0:44:10 > 0:44:11OK.

0:44:11 > 0:44:13There you go.

0:44:13 > 0:44:16RINGS BELL

0:44:17 > 0:44:19What's up, gorgeous?

0:44:19 > 0:44:20Hey, Dominic.

0:44:20 > 0:44:22I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to Jazz.

0:44:22 > 0:44:23She just ate,

0:44:23 > 0:44:24so she should be ready for bed soon.

0:44:26 > 0:44:27What? Are you painting the town

0:44:27 > 0:44:29with your friend Pluto?

0:44:30 > 0:44:32Something like that.

0:44:32 > 0:44:34What about you?

0:44:35 > 0:44:37You're not having a party tonight, are you?

0:44:37 > 0:44:38No, no, no, no.

0:44:38 > 0:44:39It's for one of Lonnie's experiments.

0:44:39 > 0:44:40OK.

0:44:40 > 0:44:42Have a good time.

0:44:42 > 0:44:43I'll be back later.

0:44:43 > 0:44:44Go. We're gonna be OK. Don't worry about us.

0:44:44 > 0:44:45Bye, pumpkin.

0:44:45 > 0:44:47Bye.

0:44:47 > 0:44:48There's supposed to be 4.

0:44:48 > 0:44:492.

0:44:49 > 0:44:50We have two lights, two regulars.

0:44:50 > 0:44:52What does it...doesn't it say right here?

0:44:53 > 0:44:56HIP HOP MUSIC PLAYS

0:44:59 > 0:45:01INDISTINCT SINGING

0:45:01 > 0:45:06# Pulling some tricks 'cause I'm packin' my heat... #

0:45:06 > 0:45:08I don't think we should leave.

0:45:08 > 0:45:10We're going downstairs, man.

0:45:10 > 0:45:11Come on.

0:45:11 > 0:45:14You've been thrown up on, sprayed on, and pooped on.

0:45:14 > 0:45:16It's time we did some grown-up stuff, man.

0:45:16 > 0:45:17That's right. All right? Come on.

0:45:17 > 0:45:19All right.

0:45:19 > 0:45:19Cool.

0:45:19 > 0:45:22Bye-bye.

0:45:23 > 0:45:26Sleep tight, little fella.

0:45:26 > 0:45:27# What's it gonna be?

0:45:27 > 0:45:30# A trip full of tranquillity. #

0:45:30 > 0:45:32INDISTINCT

0:45:32 > 0:45:35# Want to party from late night to broad day

0:45:35 > 0:45:36# So, what's it gonna be?

0:45:36 > 0:45:38# But I can't let you leave... #

0:45:43 > 0:45:44Mmm.

0:45:44 > 0:45:46Got to pee.

0:45:48 > 0:45:50Anybody ever tell you you have beautiful hair?

0:45:50 > 0:45:52SHE LAUGHS

0:45:56 > 0:45:57Come on. Let's get busy.

0:45:57 > 0:45:59No, no. Stacy. Don't go in there.

0:45:59 > 0:46:01BABBLING

0:46:01 > 0:46:03We'll go in there.

0:46:10 > 0:46:12BABBLING

0:46:14 > 0:46:15HIP HOP MUSIC PLAYS

0:46:35 > 0:46:37STACY: Come on, Dom.

0:46:37 > 0:46:39You did not bring me up here to play with my hair.

0:46:39 > 0:46:41It's foreplay, baby.

0:46:45 > 0:46:48COOING

0:47:20 > 0:47:21Hey. Hey!

0:47:21 > 0:47:22LONNIE: I'm gonna go check on the kids.

0:47:22 > 0:47:23All right.

0:47:27 > 0:47:29THEY LAUGH

0:47:31 > 0:47:33What?! Who?!

0:47:33 > 0:47:35Damn!

0:47:37 > 0:47:39G!

0:47:39 > 0:47:40G! G: Yeah?

0:47:40 > 0:47:41The babies are gone!

0:47:41 > 0:47:42What?!

0:47:42 > 0:47:44I told you!

0:47:44 > 0:47:45Dom! The babies are gone!

0:47:45 > 0:47:46The babies is gone, man!

0:47:46 > 0:47:48I just saw them in the other room.

0:47:54 > 0:47:56Bruce Leroy! Bruce Leroy!

0:47:56 > 0:47:57Move! Move!

0:47:58 > 0:47:59G: Son!

0:48:03 > 0:48:04What are we gonna do?

0:48:06 > 0:48:08Outside! Outside!

0:48:11 > 0:48:12Bruce Leroy!

0:48:12 > 0:48:15Jasmine! Carver!

0:48:15 > 0:48:16Carver!

0:48:17 > 0:48:18Bruce Leroy?

0:48:20 > 0:48:22You check up in Uncle Virgil's room?

0:48:22 > 0:48:23I'm diallin' 911.

0:48:23 > 0:48:24No, man.

0:48:24 > 0:48:25I still got warrants from that probation case.

0:48:26 > 0:48:28COOING

0:48:28 > 0:48:30How? Bruce Leroy!

0:48:30 > 0:48:31What?

0:48:31 > 0:48:32Who put y'all up here?

0:48:32 > 0:48:35Carver, you know how to walk? Jasmine.

0:48:35 > 0:48:36What?

0:48:41 > 0:48:43DOMINIC: It's all my fault.

0:48:43 > 0:48:47I should have checked to make sure the door was closed.

0:48:47 > 0:48:48It could have been worse.

0:48:48 > 0:48:50A lot worse.

0:48:50 > 0:48:53Man, these kids depend on us.

0:48:53 > 0:48:55This is our chance to be fathers, man.

0:48:55 > 0:48:57And we could do the right thing right now.

0:48:57 > 0:48:59Y'all in or what?

0:48:59 > 0:49:00Yeah.

0:49:00 > 0:49:02I'm in.

0:49:02 > 0:49:04Yeah, we can do this.

0:49:07 > 0:49:08# Whoo!

0:49:08 > 0:49:10# For the block, boy

0:49:10 > 0:49:12# Take it rough

0:49:12 > 0:49:13# Whoa

0:49:15 > 0:49:18# Every day it's been the same old thing on my block

0:49:18 > 0:49:20# You're either workin' or you're slangin' on my block

0:49:20 > 0:49:22# You had to hustle

0:49:22 > 0:49:23# Cos that's how we was raised on my block

0:49:23 > 0:49:25# And you stayed on your hop

0:49:25 > 0:49:27# Until you made you a knot on my block

0:49:27 > 0:49:30# To hang out was the thing back then

0:49:30 > 0:49:32# And even when you left out, you came back in

0:49:32 > 0:49:33# To my block

0:49:33 > 0:49:35# From Holloway, Belfort to Scott

0:49:35 > 0:49:38# We rolled the flocks, we know the spots

0:49:40 > 0:49:41# Drank all the blue dots

0:49:41 > 0:49:43# On your block, you probably bred a Fat Pat or Tupac

0:49:43 > 0:49:45# Or Big Pun or Bi

0:49:45 > 0:49:46# Your homeboys from knee high

0:49:46 > 0:49:48# And even when it was stormin' outside

0:49:48 > 0:49:49# That be by

0:49:49 > 0:49:50# That's me, dog on my block

0:49:50 > 0:49:52# I ain't have to play the big shot

0:49:52 > 0:49:54# Knew me back when I was stealin' beer from Shamrock

0:49:54 > 0:49:56# And my nickname was Creepy

0:49:56 > 0:49:57# If Black June could see me

0:49:57 > 0:49:58# He'd be trippin'

0:49:58 > 0:50:00# And I'd bet he still try to tease me

0:50:00 > 0:50:02# My block, where everything is everything

0:50:02 > 0:50:03# Fa sheezy... #

0:50:03 > 0:50:04Look, fellas.

0:50:04 > 0:50:05I wouldn't believe it if I hadn't seen it

0:50:05 > 0:50:08with my own former four eyes.

0:50:08 > 0:50:09Mmm.

0:50:09 > 0:50:10Two proud papas. Daddies, even.

0:50:10 > 0:50:11Fathers.

0:50:11 > 0:50:13Hangin' out with their kids.

0:50:13 > 0:50:14G: That's right.

0:50:14 > 0:50:16That's right. That's right.

0:50:16 > 0:50:17I mean, Nia's been so busy at work,

0:50:17 > 0:50:19Me and Jazz have really been getting to know each other.

0:50:19 > 0:50:20I heard that, man. Yeah.

0:50:20 > 0:50:21SQUEALS

0:50:21 > 0:50:21Oh, look at him. Look at him.

0:50:21 > 0:50:22Jab him!

0:50:22 > 0:50:24Hey, hey. Jab him!

0:50:24 > 0:50:25Carver.

0:50:25 > 0:50:26Hold your right hand up.

0:50:26 > 0:50:27Mm-mmm. Dip.

0:50:27 > 0:50:28When you drop it,

0:50:28 > 0:50:29You're gonna get - there you go.

0:50:29 > 0:50:31MAN: I thought you said we was chillin' today, man.

0:50:31 > 0:50:32We are.

0:50:32 > 0:50:34At the store?

0:50:34 > 0:50:36Look here, man. Stop complaining, all right?

0:50:36 > 0:50:38Xixi's gonna get on my case

0:50:38 > 0:50:40if I don't start pullin' my weight around, all right?

0:50:40 > 0:50:42You need a wheelbarrow to haul all that in.

0:50:42 > 0:50:43Oh, snap!

0:50:43 > 0:50:46See, this is what I'm talking about right here, man.

0:50:46 > 0:50:48This is what I wish I could get for my son.

0:50:48 > 0:50:50Why don't you buy it?

0:50:50 > 0:50:53Man, do you know how expensive it is to raise a child now?

0:50:53 > 0:50:54Well, then, there's diapers.

0:50:54 > 0:50:56There's formula. Not to mention the toys.

0:50:56 > 0:50:57Wow.

0:50:57 > 0:51:00Man, I barely got enough for the necessities.

0:51:00 > 0:51:02I'm gonna get that, though.

0:51:02 > 0:51:05Yeah, I'm gonna get that.

0:51:05 > 0:51:07All right.

0:51:07 > 0:51:11Diapers, bottles, chips. Cool.

0:51:11 > 0:51:12Oh!

0:51:12 > 0:51:13Damn!

0:51:13 > 0:51:14Look, I left my wallet in the car.

0:51:14 > 0:51:15Look, hold this spot, OK?

0:51:15 > 0:51:16All right. Don't lose it.

0:51:16 > 0:51:17Gotcha. All right.

0:51:17 > 0:51:18Excuse me, ma'am.

0:51:18 > 0:51:21Mm-hmm.

0:51:23 > 0:51:26Oh, hey. How you doing?

0:51:26 > 0:51:27You know, you look just like Patti Labelle?

0:51:27 > 0:51:29But without the big hair, though.

0:51:29 > 0:51:31You know, when she was with the Labelles.

0:51:31 > 0:51:32Yeah, OK.

0:51:37 > 0:51:39All right now! Freeze!

0:51:39 > 0:51:41I want it chilly up in here!

0:51:41 > 0:51:44Sir? Sir, we really don't have much money in the till.

0:51:44 > 0:51:45I mean, you're welcome to all of it,

0:51:45 > 0:51:46But I would recommend

0:51:46 > 0:51:48that you rob a convenience store on your way home.

0:51:48 > 0:51:49Did I ask you for money?

0:51:49 > 0:51:50No, I did not.

0:51:50 > 0:51:52Now, give me some of them snot suckers,

0:51:52 > 0:51:54some of them baby rattles,

0:51:54 > 0:51:58and some of them ass thermometers. Pronto.

0:51:58 > 0:51:59You got some baby grub up in here?

0:52:01 > 0:52:02HE SIGHS

0:52:04 > 0:52:05Is the baby teething?

0:52:05 > 0:52:06HE SCOFFS

0:52:06 > 0:52:08Oh, and don't forget the rubber nipples.

0:52:08 > 0:52:09Oh, yeah.

0:52:09 > 0:52:10And the little booties

0:52:10 > 0:52:11for the baby's feet.

0:52:11 > 0:52:12And cotton swabs.

0:52:12 > 0:52:14Cotton swabs.

0:52:14 > 0:52:16Oh, that reminds me. Is the baby still on formula?

0:52:16 > 0:52:18You should really start going for organic.

0:52:18 > 0:52:20Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

0:52:20 > 0:52:21Right. CLERK: yeah, yeah.

0:52:21 > 0:52:22What the heck organic mean, man?

0:52:22 > 0:52:23Well, it means it's grown naturally

0:52:23 > 0:52:25without any harmful pesticides

0:52:25 > 0:52:26that might poison your baby.

0:52:26 > 0:52:27What?!

0:52:27 > 0:52:28You tryin' to poison my kid?!

0:52:28 > 0:52:30No!

0:52:33 > 0:52:35I want everything organic up in this bitch!

0:52:35 > 0:52:37Right now!

0:52:40 > 0:52:43I don't want nobody to move for two minutes.

0:52:43 > 0:52:45That's 150 seconds.

0:52:48 > 0:52:50That didn't sound right.

0:52:51 > 0:52:52Whoo-hoo!

0:52:55 > 0:52:57Open the trunk.

0:52:57 > 0:52:58Man, don't tell me you just robbed the store!

0:52:58 > 0:53:00Open the trunk, dog!

0:53:00 > 0:53:02What the hell did you just do, fool?

0:53:02 > 0:53:03They was robbin' us, black man.

0:53:03 > 0:53:04Just 'cause it's overpriced

0:53:04 > 0:53:06Don't mean you're supposed to steal it!

0:53:06 > 0:53:07Why you trippin'?

0:53:07 > 0:53:08I did this for you, dog!

0:53:08 > 0:53:09What?!

0:53:11 > 0:53:12Huh?

0:53:12 > 0:53:14You the one got a baby to handle.

0:53:14 > 0:53:15Oh, I'm trippin'?

0:53:15 > 0:53:16Huh? Cos I ain't your accomplice no more?

0:53:16 > 0:53:19What, you got a baby now, so-so you don't work no more?

0:53:19 > 0:53:20Oh! Oh, so robbin' is work now.

0:53:20 > 0:53:23Yeah.

0:53:23 > 0:53:24Man, they're running my plates.

0:53:24 > 0:53:25Get in the car, man.

0:53:27 > 0:53:28ENGINE STARTS

0:53:28 > 0:53:29TYRES SQUEAL

0:53:31 > 0:53:34Mm-hmm. You like hanging out with your Uncle No-Good, huh?

0:53:34 > 0:53:35Yeah. Take some of those right there.

0:53:35 > 0:53:37That's for sup.

0:53:37 > 0:53:39Yeah, this is, um, kinda good.

0:53:39 > 0:53:42Mmm. I can see how you eat this stuff right here, brother.

0:53:42 > 0:53:43You know what?

0:53:43 > 0:53:46Me and your daddy got you all kinds of good stuff today.

0:53:46 > 0:53:48Mm-hmm. Got it for free, too,

0:53:48 > 0:53:49If you know what I'm saying.

0:53:49 > 0:53:51Ha ha! With a toy gun.

0:53:51 > 0:53:53Made a clean getaway.

0:53:53 > 0:53:54You know why? Huh? You know why?

0:53:54 > 0:53:56Cos crime does pay. Yes, it does.

0:53:56 > 0:53:58Hey, baby.

0:53:58 > 0:53:59What?

0:54:02 > 0:54:05What's up, Doc?

0:54:05 > 0:54:06Hey, what's the problem with you? You mad or something?

0:54:06 > 0:54:08Are you stupid?

0:54:08 > 0:54:09What are you talking about?

0:54:09 > 0:54:11Robbing baby stores?

0:54:11 > 0:54:13Baby, that was no good. I had...

0:54:13 > 0:54:16Tell that to your son when your dumb ass end up in jail.

0:54:16 > 0:54:17Baby, I told you...

0:54:17 > 0:54:20Baby?! Unh!

0:54:20 > 0:54:21Ow! Shit!

0:54:26 > 0:54:28Yeah.

0:54:28 > 0:54:30It'll be OK. OK?

0:54:37 > 0:54:39HE SIGHS

0:54:40 > 0:54:43G, just look at it as a chance to grow.

0:54:43 > 0:54:45To get in touch with yourself.

0:54:45 > 0:54:48Look, man, I'm tired of touching myself.

0:54:48 > 0:54:49I want my lady to touch me.

0:54:50 > 0:54:53I want Xixi to touch me.

0:54:53 > 0:54:54Where you going, sexy?

0:54:54 > 0:54:56DOMINIC: Big meeting today, fellas.

0:54:56 > 0:54:58Gonna have a huge payday.

0:54:58 > 0:55:00And maybe, who knows, you know?

0:55:00 > 0:55:02Get a place of my own.

0:55:02 > 0:55:04Jazz could have a backyard, her own room.

0:55:04 > 0:55:05Man, you know what you sound like?

0:55:05 > 0:55:07What? A bitch?

0:55:07 > 0:55:09Nah.

0:55:09 > 0:55:10A man.

0:55:12 > 0:55:14HE LAUGHS

0:55:14 > 0:55:16Bye. I'll talk to you later.

0:55:16 > 0:55:18G: You kind of dress like a bitch, though.

0:55:20 > 0:55:22Drive-By, you so crazy!

0:55:22 > 0:55:24When did you guys become such good friends?

0:55:24 > 0:55:25All right. This is gonna be hard.

0:55:25 > 0:55:27It's gonna be real hard.

0:55:27 > 0:55:28Real hard.

0:55:28 > 0:55:30Gonna be hard for the Stylz brothers to say.

0:55:30 > 0:55:33You ain't gonna be the brothers Stylz manager no more.

0:55:33 > 0:55:35HE SIGHS

0:55:35 > 0:55:37That wasn't that hard at all.

0:55:37 > 0:55:38No, it wasn't. No, easy, dog.

0:55:40 > 0:55:41Let's go.

0:55:41 > 0:55:43You're dismissed, bitch.

0:55:43 > 0:55:45Dismizzle, bizzle.

0:55:47 > 0:55:49I'm all right.

0:55:52 > 0:55:53Dang Ling, where's Xixi at?

0:55:53 > 0:55:57She don't wanna see your ass.

0:55:57 > 0:55:59Cha Ching, where's Xixi?

0:55:59 > 0:56:02G, we need to talk.

0:56:02 > 0:56:04Outside.

0:56:09 > 0:56:11You get that black eye boxing?

0:56:11 > 0:56:13Nope.

0:56:13 > 0:56:14From your daughter.

0:56:14 > 0:56:15HE CHUCKLES

0:56:15 > 0:56:17Yeah, she's got a left hook like her mother.

0:56:18 > 0:56:20I don't smoke cigarettes.

0:56:21 > 0:56:22Take a closer look, fool.

0:56:22 > 0:56:24Special smoke.

0:56:24 > 0:56:27Cure a chronic ailment.

0:56:28 > 0:56:29Even a broken heart.

0:56:33 > 0:56:35HE CHUCKLES

0:56:35 > 0:56:36Man.

0:56:36 > 0:56:40All this time, I thought you was uptight and shit.

0:56:40 > 0:56:43You remind me of myself when I was your age.

0:56:47 > 0:56:49The Triads.

0:56:49 > 0:56:53I was the leader of the Far East Side Riders.

0:56:53 > 0:56:56Dreamt of being the Chinese Scarface.

0:56:56 > 0:56:58Hey.

0:56:59 > 0:57:01Say hello to my little friend.

0:57:01 > 0:57:03HE LAUGHS

0:57:03 > 0:57:04Hey.

0:57:04 > 0:57:06What happened?

0:57:07 > 0:57:10Met Xixi's mom up at the club,

0:57:10 > 0:57:12Got gander at junk in the trunk.

0:57:13 > 0:57:15She made you turn your life around, huh?

0:57:15 > 0:57:18Not before reality bitch-slapped me in the face first.

0:57:18 > 0:57:22Gangster gung ho got cap busted in ass.

0:57:22 > 0:57:25Pour a little out for homies ain't here.

0:57:31 > 0:57:33Yeah.

0:57:33 > 0:57:36After that, all I could think about

0:57:36 > 0:57:40was giving my daughter and my baby's mom a better life.

0:57:41 > 0:57:42Any regrets?

0:57:42 > 0:57:45One.

0:57:45 > 0:57:47I didn't do it sooner.

0:57:58 > 0:58:01Dominic. Hi.

0:58:01 > 0:58:03Oh. I wasn't expecting you.

0:58:03 > 0:58:05Yeah, I know. I just wanted to see if we could talk maybe.

0:58:05 > 0:58:08Well, this really isn't the best, uh...

0:58:08 > 0:58:09Dominic!

0:58:09 > 0:58:11What's she doing here?

0:58:12 > 0:58:13You caught us at a bad time.

0:58:13 > 0:58:17We just got out of the bath.

0:58:17 > 0:58:18We?

0:58:18 > 0:58:21THEY LAUGH

0:58:22 > 0:58:24Maybe we should talk.

0:58:36 > 0:58:39Are you trying to tell me you're a...?

0:58:48 > 0:58:49Let's be real.

0:58:49 > 0:58:51Jasmine needs a full-time parent

0:58:51 > 0:58:52for when she's sick,

0:58:52 > 0:58:54for when she can't sleep.

0:58:54 > 0:58:56You know you can't be counted on for that.

0:58:56 > 0:58:57No, that's not true.

0:58:57 > 0:59:00That's what I wanted to talk to you about.

0:59:00 > 0:59:02We have to do what's best for Jasmine.

0:59:02 > 0:59:05And you think her having two mommies is what's best?

0:59:05 > 0:59:06Yes.

0:59:06 > 0:59:08Venus and I are in love.

0:59:08 > 0:59:10She's with Jasmine every single day.

0:59:10 > 0:59:11Besides, you're more into the Stylz brothers

0:59:11 > 0:59:13than you are into being a dad.

0:59:14 > 0:59:16# Ooh... #

0:59:16 > 0:59:18MUSIC PLAYS

0:59:23 > 0:59:27# We're not living without sacrifice

0:59:27 > 0:59:29# Sacrifice #

0:59:29 > 0:59:33# Sometimes blessings they come in disguise

0:59:33 > 0:59:36# Every valley has a mountain

0:59:36 > 0:59:38# Every shore, a sea

0:59:38 > 0:59:40# Every life, a reason

0:59:40 > 0:59:44# What was meant to be

0:59:44 > 0:59:46# And that's the way it goes... #

0:59:46 > 0:59:47Brandy...

0:59:50 > 0:59:51Brandy...

0:59:51 > 0:59:53Brandy...

0:59:54 > 0:59:58# And that's the way it goes

1:00:02 > 1:00:03# Advice for life

1:00:03 > 1:00:06# Uh, you only get one chance to make it right

1:00:06 > 1:00:07# Live wrong and play the price

1:00:07 > 1:00:08# Be strong and sacrifice

1:00:08 > 1:00:10# Respect life and think twice

1:00:10 > 1:00:12# My God-given rights God gave me the light

1:00:12 > 1:00:14# So I'm gonna shine bright

1:00:14 > 1:00:17# Despite the negativity in human life...life

1:00:17 > 1:00:20# Uh, yo I'm too blessed to be stressed

1:00:20 > 1:00:22# Up against all odds that manifest in the flesh

1:00:22 > 1:00:25# Yo lovin' my life, life I'm livin' it

1:00:25 > 1:00:28# You love the way I sound and the way that I deliver it

1:00:28 > 1:00:30# Love life and keep it innocent

1:00:30 > 1:00:32# Live and let live, life's experience... #

1:00:32 > 1:00:34I know you're mad at me.

1:00:34 > 1:00:36If I was you, I'd be mad at me, too.

1:00:36 > 1:00:39But if you give me a chance to explain...

1:00:39 > 1:00:41I am sorry.

1:00:43 > 1:00:45Brandy...

1:00:45 > 1:00:47SHE STARTS ENGINE

1:00:55 > 1:00:56Carver,

1:00:56 > 1:00:59I am sorry.

1:01:02 > 1:01:04Wake your sorry asses up!

1:01:11 > 1:01:13Now, I ain't gonna say this but one time.

1:01:13 > 1:01:15So you damn well better hear me.

1:01:15 > 1:01:20Lonnie, don't get caught up is this baby's momma drama.

1:01:20 > 1:01:23Now, you had you a good woman in Brandy.

1:01:23 > 1:01:24She a good woman. She likes you.

1:01:24 > 1:01:26And that baby likes you, too.

1:01:26 > 1:01:29You need to be her man.

1:01:29 > 1:01:31You need to go ahead and pick your hair out

1:01:31 > 1:01:34and get rid of them damn deep sea diving goggles

1:01:34 > 1:01:36and handle your business.

1:01:36 > 1:01:39And you...Rerun.

1:01:39 > 1:01:40Huh?

1:01:40 > 1:01:43Yeah, you. You got a good woman, too.

1:01:43 > 1:01:44But you're too damned lazy.

1:01:44 > 1:01:47See all you wanna do is lay up on your ass all day long.

1:01:47 > 1:01:49And you ain't no fighter.

1:01:49 > 1:01:52I'd knock your dick in the dirt right now, old as I am.

1:01:52 > 1:01:54Yeah, you need to put your family first.

1:01:54 > 1:01:57Put your family first.

1:01:58 > 1:02:01And Dom, you ain't no player.

1:02:01 > 1:02:05Uncle Virgil... Now, Uncle Virgil was a player.

1:02:05 > 1:02:06You hear me?

1:02:06 > 1:02:09I was slamming more Cadillac doors

1:02:09 > 1:02:10and pimping more hos when you were still

1:02:10 > 1:02:12swimmin' around in your daddy's nut sac.

1:02:12 > 1:02:14And you got a good woman, too.

1:02:14 > 1:02:19But, no, you mad cos she done got herself another woman.

1:02:19 > 1:02:21Be Uncle Virgil back in the day,

1:02:21 > 1:02:24I'd have both them chicks over at my house right now,

1:02:24 > 1:02:26cooking my breakfast, butt-naked

1:02:26 > 1:02:28with their house shoes on.

1:02:28 > 1:02:31Best thing I can suggest to you,

1:02:31 > 1:02:35Is you get yourself back in your baby's life as soon as you can.

1:02:35 > 1:02:37Don't be like me, Dom.

1:02:37 > 1:02:42End up old, lonely,

1:02:42 > 1:02:45living with your goofy-ass nephew

1:02:45 > 1:02:46and his broke-assed friends.

1:02:51 > 1:02:53Do I really look like Rerun?

1:02:54 > 1:02:55MAN: Brandy!

1:02:56 > 1:02:58Brandy!

1:03:12 > 1:03:13Brandy,

1:03:13 > 1:03:16can you find it in your heart to forgive me?

1:03:16 > 1:03:18You know, the loving, the caring,

1:03:18 > 1:03:22the compassionate, the dashing,

1:03:22 > 1:03:28the debonair, the real Lonnie, he's back.

1:03:28 > 1:03:30And he'd like another chance.

1:03:32 > 1:03:34How about dinner tonight?

1:03:34 > 1:03:38I'm all ears. Want some piggy feet?

1:03:38 > 1:03:40Ooh, is she a cutie pie!

1:03:40 > 1:03:41Like her momma.

1:03:41 > 1:03:43Yes, indeedy feed the needy.

1:03:43 > 1:03:44Want some ribs?

1:03:44 > 1:03:45Some chitlins?

1:03:47 > 1:03:49So we were high school sweethearts.

1:03:49 > 1:03:51I thought he was Prince Charming,

1:03:51 > 1:03:53but he turned out to be a toad.

1:03:53 > 1:03:55Hmm, your ex and my baby's mama need to get together,

1:03:55 > 1:03:58cos she's a rat...hood rat.

1:03:58 > 1:04:01Right. You know, I've always had

1:04:01 > 1:04:03this idealistic view of family.

1:04:03 > 1:04:04House in the 'burbs...

1:04:04 > 1:04:05Oh, with the white picket fence?

1:04:05 > 1:04:07And a cute puppy like a...

1:04:07 > 1:04:08BOTH: chocolate lab.

1:04:15 > 1:04:17Let me clean those for you.

1:04:20 > 1:04:21Hey, are these new glasses?

1:04:21 > 1:04:25Yeah, the other ones are kinda large and...

1:04:25 > 1:04:26square.

1:04:26 > 1:04:28MAN'S VOICE: What you waitin' on, dog?

1:04:28 > 1:04:29An engraved invitation?

1:04:29 > 1:04:30Hmm?

1:04:30 > 1:04:32Kiss her, fool!

1:04:32 > 1:04:35WOMAN'S VOICE: Go, Lonnie, go. Go, Lonnie, yeah.

1:04:35 > 1:04:37I know Holanda's my mama.

1:04:37 > 1:04:40But Brandy's all that and a bag of chips.

1:04:40 > 1:04:41He's right, boy.

1:04:41 > 1:04:44I mean check out those tig ol' bitties. Ha ha.

1:04:44 > 1:04:50I've been sucklin' those chocolate milk sacks for months and it is nice.

1:04:52 > 1:04:54Lonnie...

1:04:54 > 1:04:55Are you feeling OK?

1:04:55 > 1:04:59No, I think I had a little too much wine.

1:04:59 > 1:05:01I guess it is getting a bit late.

1:05:01 > 1:05:04Yeah, maybe I should be going.

1:05:13 > 1:05:14That's my daddy.

1:05:17 > 1:05:19KNOCKING AT DOOR

1:05:25 > 1:05:28What the hell?! Open up the door, fool!

1:05:34 > 1:05:36What the hell is this, man?

1:05:36 > 1:05:38Breakfast, fool.

1:05:38 > 1:05:41No, man, I'm talking about what the hell you do to the room.

1:05:41 > 1:05:44My grandmother told me make myself at home, man. So...

1:05:46 > 1:05:49Want a grilled cheese sandwich, man?

1:05:50 > 1:05:52No, I'm cool.

1:05:52 > 1:05:53All right then.

1:05:55 > 1:05:56You still mad at me, man?

1:05:59 > 1:06:02Look, Robin Hood...

1:06:02 > 1:06:05Because of what you did, Xixi ain't speaking to me.

1:06:05 > 1:06:07I haven't even seen my baby, man.

1:06:07 > 1:06:10That little stunt you pulled, really messed my life up.

1:06:10 > 1:06:11What's up with you, man?

1:06:11 > 1:06:14You still the same guy that got "thug life" tatted on his arm or what?

1:06:14 > 1:06:15Yeah, that's me.

1:06:15 > 1:06:19But I got my son's name tatted on my other arm now.

1:06:20 > 1:06:23We're gonna always be boys, man.

1:06:23 > 1:06:24We family.

1:06:24 > 1:06:26It's just I got a family of my own now.

1:06:26 > 1:06:28So, that's my priority.

1:06:31 > 1:06:32I feel you, dog.

1:06:32 > 1:06:33Proud of you, man.

1:06:35 > 1:06:38Thanks, baby.

1:06:38 > 1:06:40Now, sure you don't want one of these grilled cheese now, you know?

1:06:40 > 1:06:42Yeah, go on hook me up with one, man.

1:06:42 > 1:06:44All right then. It's organic.

1:06:44 > 1:06:46TYRES SQUEAL

1:06:51 > 1:06:52WOMAN LAUGHS

1:06:54 > 1:06:56What the hell are you doing busting in here like you pay the bills?

1:06:59 > 1:07:00I mean, like you're the police.

1:07:00 > 1:07:03Sit your Count Crackula-looking ass down.

1:07:03 > 1:07:04What?!

1:07:04 > 1:07:05And you shut the hell up.

1:07:05 > 1:07:07Show me some respect around here.

1:07:07 > 1:07:09Cos Lord knows I earned it.

1:07:09 > 1:07:14The days of you two witches using my baby boy for a payday are over.

1:07:14 > 1:07:15He's coming with me.

1:07:15 > 1:07:20And maybe, just maybe, if you get your shit together.

1:07:20 > 1:07:22I might let you see him.

1:07:22 > 1:07:24But Princess Ro-Ro...

1:07:24 > 1:07:29Ro-Ro my ass! Bitch, you don't like the way I roll,

1:07:29 > 1:07:32Take me to court.

1:07:34 > 1:07:37Come on. Come on.

1:07:37 > 1:07:38Let's go home.

1:07:38 > 1:07:40Sorry you had to hear that, man.

1:07:42 > 1:07:44Ah, don't worry.

1:07:44 > 1:07:47You'll still get your little 300 a week.

1:07:49 > 1:07:51Ain't that what you had him for?

1:07:54 > 1:07:56Let's get out of here.

1:07:59 > 1:08:02Swoll!

1:08:02 > 1:08:03Mama, no.

1:08:03 > 1:08:06And I'm proud to say that many of Philadelphia's top artists

1:08:06 > 1:08:09have recorded right here in this studio.

1:08:09 > 1:08:11And we have an award-winning engineering- Nia.

1:08:11 > 1:08:13Dominic, what are you doing here?

1:08:13 > 1:08:15I just want to tell you, you're right.

1:08:15 > 1:08:18Being a parent means being there every day.

1:08:18 > 1:08:20Look, I know you don't need me, Nia.

1:08:20 > 1:08:21But I need Jasmine.

1:08:21 > 1:08:25Things haven't exactly been going my way lately.

1:08:25 > 1:08:27First the Brothas Stylz fire me,

1:08:27 > 1:08:28then I find out you're a lesbian...

1:08:28 > 1:08:29Wait a minute, you got fired?

1:08:29 > 1:08:31You're a lesbian?

1:08:33 > 1:08:35Ahem.

1:08:38 > 1:08:40- Thank you. - Thanks.

1:08:49 > 1:08:51The other day, I went to visit you, all right?

1:08:51 > 1:08:53I saw you and Venus with Jasmine.

1:08:53 > 1:08:55You guys looked just like a family, you know.

1:08:55 > 1:08:57and it became clear what's important.

1:08:57 > 1:08:59I need to be part of my daughter's life.

1:08:59 > 1:09:03I want to pack her lunch on the first day of kindergarten.

1:09:03 > 1:09:05I want to put bactine on her skinned knee

1:09:05 > 1:09:07when she falls off a bike.

1:09:07 > 1:09:10I want to keep her away from players like me.

1:09:10 > 1:09:11I know it sounds stupid,

1:09:11 > 1:09:14but there's more to life than chasing girls -

1:09:14 > 1:09:17that's raising one.

1:09:17 > 1:09:19APPLAUSE

1:09:21 > 1:09:23Come here.

1:09:25 > 1:09:26Daddy's strapping you in.

1:09:26 > 1:09:28Swoll, leave him alone!

1:09:28 > 1:09:29Yo, you can't just bust up in here

1:09:29 > 1:09:32and take Rol's baby and break out, Donnie!

1:09:34 > 1:09:35What you want to do, little man, huh?

1:09:35 > 1:09:36What you..?

1:09:39 > 1:09:41It's Lonnie!

1:09:41 > 1:09:44Lonnie, partner.

1:09:44 > 1:09:45Get running!

1:09:49 > 1:09:51Can I roll with you?

1:09:51 > 1:09:54Not this time, Little Tupac.

1:09:59 > 1:10:00HE STARTS ENGINE

1:10:08 > 1:10:10Superboy done became Superman.

1:10:13 > 1:10:17Role girl, you should've never let that man slip through your fingertips.

1:10:21 > 1:10:23Hey!

1:10:24 > 1:10:26Baby, I'm sorry.

1:10:26 > 1:10:28I'm sorry it took so long for me to figure out

1:10:28 > 1:10:31that I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you and Bruce Leroy.

1:10:31 > 1:10:37I don't want Bruce Leroy growing up not knowing who his father was like I did.

1:10:37 > 1:10:40I want him to be proud to call me Dad.

1:10:40 > 1:10:44And I want you to be proud to call me your husband.

1:10:53 > 1:10:55Xixi...

1:11:01 > 1:11:05G, you had me at "Hello".

1:11:22 > 1:11:25# Every day has been the same ol' thing on my block

1:11:25 > 1:11:28# You're either working or... #

1:11:28 > 1:11:30'My man Lonnie finally found happiness.'

1:11:30 > 1:11:32By the power vested in me

1:11:32 > 1:11:33by the state of Pennsylvania.

1:11:33 > 1:11:37I now pronounce you husband and wife.

1:11:37 > 1:11:39You may now kiss the bride.

1:11:42 > 1:11:45MAN: Look at that. You done spit on her chin.

1:11:45 > 1:11:46Whoa, whoa! Come on!

1:11:46 > 1:11:48Save something for the hotel room there, buddy.

1:11:48 > 1:11:50Your kids gonna watch this.

1:11:50 > 1:11:52Honeymoon time. Honeymoon time

1:11:52 > 1:11:56Lon, the Carver 5000 is the bomb, man!

1:11:56 > 1:11:57Thank you, Uncle Virgil.

1:11:57 > 1:12:00'And Brandy inspired him to achieve his dream

1:12:00 > 1:12:02'Of becoming the most successful black inventor

1:12:02 > 1:12:05'since the sister who invented the hot comb.'

1:12:05 > 1:12:09Toys R Us just ordered 1,000 units of the Carver 5000.

1:12:09 > 1:12:10Whatever happened to the Stylz Brothas?

1:12:10 > 1:12:12Yeah, yeah, yeah. The white boys.

1:12:12 > 1:12:14Kinda had a problem at the Apollo.

1:12:16 > 1:12:19Be somebody!

1:12:19 > 1:12:22RECORD SCRATCHES AND MUSIC STOPS

1:12:22 > 1:12:23Bad management.

1:12:23 > 1:12:25Ah, yeah. Yeah.

1:12:25 > 1:12:28'Dom stopped being a player and started being a father.

1:12:28 > 1:12:31'Inspired by his baby girl Jazz,

1:12:31 > 1:12:34'he decided to spin his music career in a different direction.

1:12:34 > 1:12:37'He created Hip-Hop Scotch Records.

1:12:37 > 1:12:42'And the first act he signed was little Tupac, aka Mini T.'

1:12:42 > 1:12:43# It's Mini T

1:12:43 > 1:12:46# The biggest preschool mac around #

1:12:46 > 1:12:49# Happy birthday to you

1:12:49 > 1:12:53# Happy birthday dear

1:12:53 > 1:12:57# Carver, Jasmine, Bruce Leroy #

1:12:57 > 1:13:03# Happy birthday to you. #

1:13:03 > 1:13:05APPLAUSE

1:13:06 > 1:13:08'No Good finally found his niche.'

1:13:08 > 1:13:12And it's organic. No pesticides or nothing.

1:13:12 > 1:13:14CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

1:13:14 > 1:13:16'He got himself his own cooking show.

1:13:16 > 1:13:19'And became known as the OG...'

1:13:21 > 1:13:23'..the Organic Gansta.'

1:13:24 > 1:13:26A smidgen of cayenne pepper,

1:13:26 > 1:13:29Then boom! Pow! Ta-dow!

1:13:29 > 1:13:32The flavour is major in this piece.

1:13:32 > 1:13:34AUDIENCE CHEER

1:13:34 > 1:13:37Now, meat tenderizing.

1:13:37 > 1:13:42First, you get your meat.

1:13:42 > 1:13:46Then...you get your tenderizer.

1:13:47 > 1:13:49Fist, meet meat.

1:13:49 > 1:13:51Meat, meet fist.

1:13:51 > 1:13:53And you start tenderizing.

1:13:53 > 1:13:57Where my money at, huh? You've been owing me 5.00 for like two weeks now.

1:14:01 > 1:14:07So, Mrs Xixi Ling Yung Dong Quan Put Washington...

1:14:07 > 1:14:09Yes?

1:14:09 > 1:14:13You'll be happy to know that I'm hanging up my gloves, boo.

1:14:13 > 1:14:14Really?

1:14:14 > 1:14:16You're giving up boxing?

1:14:16 > 1:14:18Well, not completely.

1:14:19 > 1:14:22'Me and my father-in-law Cha Ching opened us up

1:14:22 > 1:14:25'our very own boxing gym/ karate studio.

1:14:25 > 1:14:29'We call it the Mofo Dojo.'

1:14:32 > 1:14:34Hit me hard! Hit me hard! Hit me!

1:14:34 > 1:14:36Good! Get back! Come on! Let's go!

1:14:36 > 1:14:38Come on! Come on! Harder!

1:14:38 > 1:14:39You hit like a girl!

1:14:39 > 1:14:41Other hand!

1:14:41 > 1:14:44Get back over there! Come on!

1:14:44 > 1:14:45Come on!

1:14:45 > 1:14:46WHACK!

1:14:46 > 1:14:48CHILDREN LAUGH

1:14:48 > 1:14:49Ohhh!

1:14:49 > 1:14:52Class dismissed.

1:14:52 > 1:14:53To great friends.

1:14:53 > 1:14:57No, to great...

1:14:59 > 1:15:00ALL: Baby's daddies!

1:15:00 > 1:15:03Mmm!

1:15:03 > 1:15:04'Who would have thought?

1:15:04 > 1:15:08'Three little babies turning us

1:15:08 > 1:15:10'into three grown men.'

1:15:16 > 1:15:17# What's up, Allen?

1:15:17 > 1:15:19# It's Little Tupac

1:15:19 > 1:15:20# What's up, Allen Iverson?

1:15:20 > 1:15:22# What's up Philly? Come on!

1:15:22 > 1:15:24# Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

1:15:24 > 1:15:27# It's Mini T, the biggest preschool mac around

1:15:27 > 1:15:30# Always treatin' Philly like my playground

1:15:30 > 1:15:32# Now back in the day before the fortune and fame

1:15:32 > 1:15:34# I knew three babies' daddies who had no game

1:15:34 > 1:15:37# It was Lonnie, Dom, and my man big G

1:15:37 > 1:15:40# All of them together, ain't no player like me

1:15:40 > 1:15:43# Lonnie had a baby mama, he tried to treat nice

1:15:43 > 1:15:45# But you can't turn Ro into a housewife

1:15:45 > 1:15:48# Lonnie was a square, big glasses, nappy hair

1:15:48 > 1:15:51# Who chumped the champ after thug boot camp

1:15:51 > 1:15:54# And then there's G who thinks he's a fighter

1:15:54 > 1:15:57# If he laid off the hot wings he'd be a little lighter

1:15:57 > 1:15:59# My homeboy Dom so busy gettin' on

1:15:59 > 1:16:02# To see his daughter being raised by two moms

1:16:02 > 1:16:05# Dom's got my back my income's higher

1:16:05 > 1:16:08# But if I don't see my royalties he's gettin' fired!

1:16:08 > 1:16:11# Mini T's gonna whip it up

1:16:11 > 1:16:13# Bringing y'all that funky stuff

1:16:13 > 1:16:16# All these daddies messing up

1:16:16 > 1:16:20# Baby daddy drama baby mama drama

1:16:20 > 1:16:22# Mini T's gonna whip it up

1:16:22 > 1:16:25# OK, Little Tupac Tupac in his colourful suit

1:16:25 > 1:16:26# What's up No Good? I see you, baby

1:16:26 > 1:16:28# What's up, G?

1:16:28 > 1:16:29# What's up, Lonnie? I see you, baby

1:16:29 > 1:16:30# What's up big, sis? #

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