0:00:02 > 0:00:07This programme contains some strong language.
0:00:39 > 0:00:42- What can I get you? - Right, um...
0:00:42 > 0:00:47Dad would like the beef stew, my brother will have the lamb chops,
0:00:47 > 0:00:50and I'll have the...duck
0:00:50 > 0:00:55and a bottle of Shiraz, please.
0:00:55 > 0:00:56Thanks.
0:01:08 > 0:01:14Did you order the duck? Sorry, I couldn't help overhearing.
0:01:15 > 0:01:19Cos I had the duck on Monday, sorry to interrupt.
0:01:19 > 0:01:24- The duck was off? - Not off, just nasty.
0:01:26 > 0:01:30- Your duck, sir. - Thank you.
0:01:50 > 0:01:53- Excuse me again. - What now?
0:01:53 > 0:01:56- Is your father all right? - Dad!
0:01:56 > 0:01:59Dad, are you all right?
0:02:07 > 0:02:11- I don't know why you bother. - That's cos you're 22.
0:02:11 > 0:02:15- The way you carry on.- You never know who might be out there.
0:02:15 > 0:02:19- Might be a talent spotter. - CHUCKLES: With a microscope.
0:02:19 > 0:02:24- Sometimes I wonder where you get your wit from.- That's the question.
0:02:24 > 0:02:28Did you bring that bloke from the restaurant? You got right in there,
0:02:28 > 0:02:31didn't you? You see a man in a suit and off you go.
0:02:31 > 0:02:33Why do you always think I'm scheming?
0:02:34 > 0:02:38# I don't know what it is That makes me love you so
0:02:38 > 0:02:42# I only know I never want To let you go
0:02:42 > 0:02:45# Cos you started something Can't you see?
0:02:45 > 0:02:49# That ever since we met You've had a hold on me
0:02:49 > 0:02:53# It happens to be true
0:02:53 > 0:02:57# I only want to be with you
0:02:57 > 0:03:01# It doesn't matter where you go Or what you do
0:03:01 > 0:03:05# I want to spend each moment Of the day with you
0:03:05 > 0:03:08# I saw it happen with just one kiss
0:03:08 > 0:03:12# I never knew that I could be In love like this
0:03:12 > 0:03:16# It's crazy but it's true
0:03:16 > 0:03:19# I only want to be with you
0:03:21 > 0:03:24# You started to smile at me
0:03:24 > 0:03:28# And asked if I cared to dance
0:03:28 > 0:03:31# I fell into your open arms
0:03:31 > 0:03:35# And I didn't stand a chance Now listen, honey
0:03:35 > 0:03:39# I just want to be beside you Everywhere
0:03:39 > 0:03:43# As long as we're together, honey I don't care
0:03:43 > 0:03:47# Cos you started something Can't you see?
0:03:47 > 0:03:51# That ever since we met You had a hold on me
0:03:51 > 0:03:54# No matter what you do
0:03:54 > 0:03:57# I only want to be with you. #
0:03:57 > 0:04:02APPLAUSE
0:04:04 > 0:04:09- Hello, Vince. How's your father? - Oh, he's stable.
0:04:09 > 0:04:13- Bernie's trying to find a place for him.- Where does he live now?
0:04:13 > 0:04:16With me. Well...below me. In a flat.
0:04:17 > 0:04:20So, it'll be empty?
0:04:22 > 0:04:28- You should get someone in there before it all goes dusty.- Suppose so.
0:04:29 > 0:04:33- You should be very proud of your mum.- Really?
0:04:33 > 0:04:37She's got a real talent. A real talent.
0:04:37 > 0:04:42- How does she remember all the words? - Well...she's...got all day.
0:04:42 > 0:04:45- She doesn't work? - Yeah, but in a nail bar.
0:04:45 > 0:04:50- Oh, that's handy. - I'd love to live in London.
0:04:50 > 0:04:54Nail bar. Handy!
0:05:05 > 0:05:08Do you like peanut butter?
0:05:08 > 0:05:10DOOR SHUTS
0:05:12 > 0:05:15- Aw, Sam! - They're from Vince.
0:05:16 > 0:05:20Vince? Oh... the one who stared at me all night.
0:05:20 > 0:05:26- Bung some of mine in, but don't put the darks with the lights!- I know!
0:05:26 > 0:05:29I'll do the whites separately, then the darks,
0:05:29 > 0:05:31then the lights so nothing blends.
0:05:31 > 0:05:36- I'm going to London on Sunday. - Oh, nice, what for?- To live.
0:05:36 > 0:05:40- What are you talking about? - Vince has a flat there.
0:05:40 > 0:05:44Hang on a minute. You're going to live with Vince?
0:05:44 > 0:05:48I'm not going to live WITH Vince - I'm going to live below him.
0:05:48 > 0:05:51- He has a flat below him?- He does now his dad's going into a home.
0:05:51 > 0:05:54- You can't just go to London! - Why not?
0:05:54 > 0:05:57I'm from London, I lived there 20 years.
0:05:57 > 0:06:01There's millions and millions of people there all trying to make it.
0:06:01 > 0:06:04It's not what it's cracked up to be. It's not where it's at.
0:06:04 > 0:06:09- What will you have in London that you don't have here?- A life.
0:06:09 > 0:06:14Money. Opportunities. A proper job. A chance - I don't understand.
0:06:14 > 0:06:18- It just seems like a good omen. If Vince has got...- Oh, no, please.
0:06:18 > 0:06:21Don't be ridiculous. Vince is not a good omen.
0:06:21 > 0:06:25What would you say if I said I'm going to Scotland tomorrow?
0:06:25 > 0:06:27I'd thank you.
0:06:27 > 0:06:30What about me?
0:06:30 > 0:06:33You can come and visit.
0:06:34 > 0:06:37I could get some really good gigs down there.
0:06:37 > 0:06:39It's changed a lot in the last 20 years.
0:06:39 > 0:06:43There's loads of places just screaming out for people like me.
0:06:43 > 0:06:46I know what people want to listen to at my age.
0:06:46 > 0:06:51Just cos I'm over 35 doesn't mean my life has to come to a halt.
0:06:51 > 0:06:53SHE LAUGHS
0:06:56 > 0:07:00Why did Ron go? What was wrong with him? I liked him.
0:07:00 > 0:07:04He went to Africa. Never understood why.
0:07:04 > 0:07:09- What about Seamus? - We just got bored with each other.
0:07:09 > 0:07:12It happens - you'll find out.
0:07:12 > 0:07:16- Alan? - Who's Alan?
0:07:16 > 0:07:19- The guy with the long hair. - What, the footballer?
0:07:19 > 0:07:22No, that was Ian.
0:07:22 > 0:07:27- When was this? When was Alan? - I was 13, 13 and a half.
0:07:27 > 0:07:32Oh, yes! Oh, God, right. Well, he wanted to marry me. So possessive.
0:07:32 > 0:07:36What the fuck's wrong with marrying them, Mum?
0:07:54 > 0:07:56HE CLEARS HIS THROAT
0:08:16 > 0:08:20Oh, sorry. The cat's gone to Mrs Dawkins.
0:08:27 > 0:08:31Is this all your dad ate? No wonder he had a heart attack.
0:08:31 > 0:08:34It was a stroke.
0:08:34 > 0:08:37FAINT BUZZING What's that noise?
0:08:37 > 0:08:40Oh, it's my lunch.
0:08:44 > 0:08:47We can always go back.
0:08:50 > 0:08:54Sam's bright, but he doesn't stick at things.
0:08:54 > 0:08:57He's got charm, but he's an arrogant little shit too.
0:08:57 > 0:09:00But he's ambitious. God knows what he's good at.
0:09:00 > 0:09:03Media studies! What's all that about?
0:09:03 > 0:09:06Hang on, I don't think I locked the van.
0:09:06 > 0:09:11- Here, how's your brother? (PANTING)- He's busy, I should imagine.
0:09:11 > 0:09:17- He must know a lot of people. - Yeah. Yeah.
0:09:17 > 0:09:21I should think so. Here, come on.
0:09:21 > 0:09:25- Dad brought it ten years ago. - How often did he come here?
0:09:25 > 0:09:29- Every week. - What on earth did he do?
0:09:29 > 0:09:33- Fish. - Really?- Yeah.
0:09:35 > 0:09:39Those antique rods are worth a few bob. Clean 'em up.
0:09:39 > 0:09:43- Oh...you want to...? - Well, why not?
0:09:43 > 0:09:46- You don't want 'em, do you? - Uh...
0:09:46 > 0:09:49What would you do with them? Fish?
0:09:49 > 0:09:52- Yeah. - You fish?
0:09:52 > 0:09:55- Yeah! - What do you do with the fish?
0:09:55 > 0:09:58- You don't eat them, do you? - Sometimes.
0:09:58 > 0:10:01Fucking hell.
0:10:01 > 0:10:04You want to get out more, Vince.
0:10:08 > 0:10:13Would you know of a vacancy? Not for me. A vacancy for a young man.
0:10:14 > 0:10:18CHATTER UNDER LIVELY INCIDENTAL MUSIC
0:10:34 > 0:10:37BANGING ECHOES
0:10:39 > 0:10:42MUSIC DROWNS SPEECH
0:10:47 > 0:10:51CHATTER
0:10:52 > 0:10:57- Hey, there you go. - Thank you so much. You are an angel.
0:11:03 > 0:11:07- So, this is a publishing thing, right?- Mmm...magazines.
0:11:07 > 0:11:12- Oh. And how did you get into that? - I slept my way into it.
0:11:15 > 0:11:19- Really? - No. Sadly.
0:11:21 > 0:11:25- Sam? - Oh. Excuse me.
0:11:25 > 0:11:28What did I say when I gave you the job,
0:11:28 > 0:11:30which you only got as a favour to Bernie?
0:11:30 > 0:11:33- I'm invisible. - Yes. And...?
0:11:35 > 0:11:39- Keep my mouth shut. - Cos they don't want to talk to you.
0:11:39 > 0:11:43Pour and move on. Pour and move on.
0:11:44 > 0:11:48FALTERING PIANO MUSIC
0:11:50 > 0:11:53- Hello. - Your father's through there.
0:11:54 > 0:11:58LOW CHATTER, PIANO MUSIC CONTINUES
0:12:03 > 0:12:07PIANO MUSIC FALTERS THEN RESTARTS
0:12:23 > 0:12:28- I don't want that old thing. - PIANO MUSIC CONTINUES
0:12:45 > 0:12:49They're not all they're cracked up to be, dads.
0:12:49 > 0:12:52Yeah, but Vince, you think you'd know who you slept with,
0:12:52 > 0:12:56if you were a woman. I wouldn't know.
0:12:56 > 0:13:02- But if you're going to have a kid... - People are different.
0:13:03 > 0:13:06I didn't do a lot of it, because, well, for various reasons.
0:13:06 > 0:13:11It wasn't on the cards for me. But your mother's a beautiful woman.
0:13:11 > 0:13:14But it's just not nice to think that your mum's easy.
0:13:14 > 0:13:17She's not easy.
0:13:17 > 0:13:22There was a sexual revolution going on. And some people were...
0:13:22 > 0:13:25at the forefront of that.
0:13:25 > 0:13:29- It wasn't seen as immoral. - Vince.
0:13:29 > 0:13:32There's nothing wrong with your mother having a sex life.
0:13:32 > 0:13:35Oh, Vince! Fucking hell!
0:13:36 > 0:13:40And I don't always like the way you treat your mother.
0:13:40 > 0:13:43- You are kidding me! - I've never been more serious.
0:13:43 > 0:13:46- Your mother... - It's got nothing to do with you.
0:13:57 > 0:14:00I'm going for a walk.
0:14:06 > 0:14:10CHATTER AND LOUNGE JAZZ MUSIC
0:14:21 > 0:14:24I said make sure it's inoffensive, so how come I've just had
0:14:24 > 0:14:28my ear bitten off from that man from Dubai? I'll tell you why.
0:14:28 > 0:14:32They're out of soft drinks. There's enough vodka to drown a shark
0:14:32 > 0:14:35and not a drop of water, which is ironic, don't you think?
0:14:35 > 0:14:39So, here it is, Camilla, get it sorted or don't come in tomorrow.
0:14:52 > 0:14:55Who are you? What are you doing here?
0:14:55 > 0:14:58Are you smoking? You're not allowed to smoke in here.
0:14:58 > 0:15:01Oh, I'm so cross!
0:15:02 > 0:15:06I can't go out there. Positively livid.
0:15:06 > 0:15:10- Do you work here? - Do I look like I work in a museum?
0:15:11 > 0:15:15- Fair enough. Is this your gig? - Is this my what?
0:15:15 > 0:15:18- Are you running it? - Yes, I am, so mind what you say.
0:15:19 > 0:15:23- You pay shite. - Really? How much?
0:15:23 > 0:15:27- 5.5, minimum wage. - Oh. What do you expect, wine waiter?
0:15:28 > 0:15:32- How much do you pay Camilla? - None of your business.
0:15:32 > 0:15:36- You need someone more able-bodied. - Oh, really?
0:15:36 > 0:15:40Do you have anyone in mind? It's a responsible job, you know?
0:15:40 > 0:15:43- Ordering soft drinks?- You've been listening to my conversation.
0:15:44 > 0:15:47- What's your name? - Sheila, what's yours?
0:15:47 > 0:15:50Sam. Nice to meet you, Sheila.
0:15:50 > 0:15:54Mmm... Oh, I really should be going.
0:16:01 > 0:16:04- Are you going to share that? - Oh, oh, I am sorry.
0:16:04 > 0:16:08- Um, what can I give you for it? - Huh, a job.
0:16:08 > 0:16:11Like I would just give you a job tomorrow.
0:16:12 > 0:16:14Give us a job tonight, then.
0:16:16 > 0:16:19I really must go.
0:16:19 > 0:16:23LOUNGE JAZZ AND CHATTER CONTINUES
0:17:04 > 0:17:08- Thought you went home? - You were watching.- I'm observant.
0:17:08 > 0:17:14Camilla can't find my coat. Her mother's a great friend of mine.
0:17:16 > 0:17:19- Where do you live? - East...near the river.
0:17:19 > 0:17:23- Really, I live in East London. - Ooh, isn't that handy?
0:17:23 > 0:17:25Suppose you want a lift.
0:17:30 > 0:17:33- Do you have any food? - Hmm.
0:17:34 > 0:17:38- You do live here, don't you? - It's a new kitchen.
0:17:39 > 0:17:43What's this doing in here? January 7th.
0:17:46 > 0:17:48"January '07." Next year.
0:17:54 > 0:17:56Do you do this sort of thing all the time?
0:17:57 > 0:18:01No. I'm usually a Cornflakes man.
0:18:07 > 0:18:10So, what do we do now?
0:19:06 > 0:19:10Don't worry. You'll find another job. Be easy after this one.
0:19:14 > 0:19:17- Was she brutal? - Mm-hm.
0:19:22 > 0:19:26- How long were you here for, Camilla? - Six weeks.
0:19:41 > 0:19:43DOOR SLAMS
0:20:13 > 0:20:15Cheers, thank you.
0:20:18 > 0:20:23- You look sexy in those shoes. - Ooh, you set my ankles all a-twirl.
0:20:23 > 0:20:25I only have half an hour, let's not waste it.
0:20:25 > 0:20:29- You need to waste more time. - What do you know about my life?
0:20:29 > 0:20:32I want to know about your life.
0:20:32 > 0:20:36- How did you start?- Is there a "missing" poster up in Liverpool?
0:20:36 > 0:20:39Are your parents ringing round everyone?
0:20:47 > 0:20:49Thank you.
0:20:50 > 0:20:54- How did you get where you are? - I think we should order.
0:20:54 > 0:20:56- What do you fancy? - You.
0:21:02 > 0:21:06She sings, your mother. My mother sang. Made the most awful racket.
0:21:06 > 0:21:10I wish I'd liked her more. She always preferred my brother.
0:21:10 > 0:21:13- I haven't got a brother. - Oh.
0:21:14 > 0:21:17That's a shame. Brothers can be very useful.
0:21:17 > 0:21:21Anyway, I didn't say "sings", I said "clings". Like cellophane.
0:21:21 > 0:21:23Oh, sorry.
0:21:27 > 0:21:31Now, I borrowed this. I thought you wouldn't mind.
0:21:31 > 0:21:36- Not at all. Did you read it? - Of course I read it.
0:21:36 > 0:21:40- All of it?- Do you think that I'm stupid...- No, no.
0:21:40 > 0:21:43- I'VE never read it. - It was on your bookshelf.
0:21:43 > 0:21:48- One has books on one's bookshelves. - Sounds like a waste of money to me.
0:21:48 > 0:21:51I suppose I have to waste my money on something.
0:21:51 > 0:21:54What do you think I should waste it on?
0:21:54 > 0:21:58- Me, for starters. - Would that really be such a waste?
0:22:02 > 0:22:06- Are you any good at pub quizzes? - I would think so.
0:22:06 > 0:22:09It's 50 quid if we win.
0:22:09 > 0:22:14CHATTER UNDER INCIDENTAL JAZZ MUSIC
0:22:25 > 0:22:30It was grindingly boring for ages.
0:22:31 > 0:22:36- I just didn't see you sticking. - Hmph! I stick.
0:22:36 > 0:22:40- Do you?- Yes. - We'll see.
0:22:41 > 0:22:46- Then what happened? - I met someone. It helped me.
0:22:46 > 0:22:51Gave me a push. The rest I've done for myself.
0:22:54 > 0:22:56Did you sleep with him?
0:22:59 > 0:23:02You know, I'm sure that man in the pub got it wrong.
0:23:02 > 0:23:06El Salvador DOES have a border with Guatemala. Where's my atlas?
0:23:06 > 0:23:08Hey!
0:23:28 > 0:23:31- Oh, have you come about the rent? - I just... I haven't been paid yet.
0:23:31 > 0:23:35- God knows what Sam's up to.- No... - I haven't seen him for two days.
0:23:35 > 0:23:39- Does he come when I'm at work? - No, I don't think so.
0:23:39 > 0:23:42He never tells me anything. I mean...am I a monster?
0:23:42 > 0:23:45- No.- Do I oppress people? Do I stifle my son? No.
0:23:45 > 0:23:48- I'm easy-going, aren't I? - Yeah.
0:23:48 > 0:23:52- Have I told you about my auditions? I've got a gig!- That's wonderful!
0:23:52 > 0:23:56- Where?- It's at a Russian restaurant on Kingsland Road,
0:23:56 > 0:24:00and they feed you too! Have you got friends you could bring along?
0:24:01 > 0:24:05- No. - What about your brother?
0:24:05 > 0:24:10- Oh...he's got loads of friends, but I don't think...- Oh, I get it.
0:24:10 > 0:24:14- I get it, yeah. I'm not good enough. - No...- You'll have rent
0:24:14 > 0:24:17by the end of the week. I'll put it through the door.
0:25:09 > 0:25:13We always filter our water. We only use this coffee.
0:25:14 > 0:25:17Put the A4 paper in the A4 drawer.
0:25:17 > 0:25:20Close the A4 drawer.
0:25:20 > 0:25:24I think I've got it. You just press the number then press send. Yeah?
0:25:25 > 0:25:27Yeah.
0:25:27 > 0:25:30What about a desk?
0:25:30 > 0:25:35- You can have Camilla's for the time being.- For the time being?
0:25:38 > 0:25:42- WHISTLING, DOOR SHUTS - You sound happy.
0:25:42 > 0:25:47- Christ! Where did you get that suit? - Work. Leant me some money upfront.
0:25:47 > 0:25:51Do I have to drag everything out of you? What work?
0:25:51 > 0:25:55- It's PR - public relations. - I know what PR is.
0:25:55 > 0:25:59- Well, we are moving up in the world. - PHONE RINGS Can I put you on hold?
0:25:59 > 0:26:04Hello? Yeah, no, I sorted it yesterday. OK, bye.
0:26:04 > 0:26:08- Sorry, Mum, what were you saying? - So, where were you last night?
0:26:08 > 0:26:12- Work went on late, I crashed at a friend's.- What friend?
0:26:12 > 0:26:15- Just a friend!- We've been here a month, and you've got a plethora
0:26:15 > 0:26:19of friends whose floors you can crash on(?) Come on, dish!
0:26:19 > 0:26:23- What does "plethora" mean? - Who is she? What's her name?
0:26:25 > 0:26:30Sam, what's her name? Sam, you know me, I'm easy-going.
0:26:30 > 0:26:33- Yeah, I know that.- Look, don't build this brick wall between us.
0:26:33 > 0:26:38At the moment, it's about this high, and in a few weeks, it's going to be
0:26:38 > 0:26:42this high, and in a few months, it'll be up there,
0:26:42 > 0:26:45there'll be this permanent wall between us, and all I'm saying is
0:26:45 > 0:26:48don't put any more bricks in it. So, what's her name?
0:26:48 > 0:26:51PHONE RINGS
0:26:52 > 0:26:56Oh, hello. I'm at home.
0:26:56 > 0:27:00Yeah, she wants to know your name. You don't know the half of it.
0:27:00 > 0:27:05OK, bye. Oh, listen, Sheila, that guy from Channel Five rang.
0:27:06 > 0:27:09Oh, is he? OK, I'll call you later.
0:27:10 > 0:27:12HE GROANS
0:27:12 > 0:27:15She's got a name. Sheila. Sheila?
0:27:15 > 0:27:19Who'd call their daughter Sheila? Is she posh?
0:27:19 > 0:27:22HUBBUB
0:27:29 > 0:27:33Simon's leaving. He needs his coat.
0:27:44 > 0:27:47- Excuse me?- Yes? - Party's next door.
0:27:47 > 0:27:50I know. That's why I'm in here.
0:27:50 > 0:27:54But you can't be. A couple of years ago, a wallet got stolen from one of
0:27:54 > 0:27:58Sheila's parties, so she asked me to make sure no-one came in here.
0:27:59 > 0:28:02- You work for Sheila? - Yeah.
0:28:04 > 0:28:07- Personally? - Yep, I'm her personal assistant.
0:28:10 > 0:28:13- I think you should take the man his coat.- Yeah, but I need you to...
0:28:13 > 0:28:15Are you saying I'm a thief?
0:28:17 > 0:28:20Yeah. I've read about people like you.
0:28:22 > 0:28:27- You want to search me? - Maybe.
0:28:40 > 0:28:43Fuck off next door. I'm not touching you up.
0:28:50 > 0:28:53HUBBUB
0:28:54 > 0:28:56- Is this yours? - Yes.
0:28:58 > 0:29:02- Lovely to see you. - And you, Frances.
0:29:02 > 0:29:04So sorry, he's new.
0:29:06 > 0:29:10- I wanted to thank you. - Not at all. Not at all.
0:29:10 > 0:29:13What for?
0:29:13 > 0:29:17- Didn't you get me the job with Frank? - Frank?- The caterer.
0:29:17 > 0:29:23- Oh, Frank! Didn't know this was his. Is he here?- No, this isn't Frank.
0:29:23 > 0:29:27- Moonlighting, huh? - How do you know Sheila?
0:29:28 > 0:29:31- Everyone knows Sheila. - Well, I'm working with Sheila now.
0:29:31 > 0:29:35Let me give you one of these cards. It's got my number on the bottom,
0:29:35 > 0:29:39- so if you need anything, give us a call.- Very good.
0:29:40 > 0:29:43And, um, are you fucking her?
0:29:44 > 0:29:47- Am I what? - I'm sorry, is it my accent?
0:29:49 > 0:29:51I don't think it's any of your business.
0:29:51 > 0:29:53No, no, it's not. I'm just curious.
0:29:56 > 0:29:58Excuse me.
0:30:10 > 0:30:13Have you been harassing my staff?
0:30:13 > 0:30:16I was going to ask you the same thing.
0:30:33 > 0:30:39- It's all there. Meticulous. - Thank you, Samuel.- What's this?
0:30:39 > 0:30:42Some of us have a flutter on who's walking the plank next.
0:30:42 > 0:30:46- Does Sheila know?- Oh, yes, but she's not allowed to bet.
0:30:46 > 0:30:51- What's it doing on your desk? - It's watching...and waiting.
0:30:54 > 0:30:57- Oh... What are you doing here? - There you are!
0:30:57 > 0:31:01How did you find this place? Have you been going through my stuff?
0:31:01 > 0:31:05- Of course not. Which one's Sheila? - Mum, I'm working, OK!
0:31:05 > 0:31:10- PHONE RINGS - Is it that one? - Why don't you pay the rent?
0:31:10 > 0:31:12Oh...!
0:31:16 > 0:31:18Sam Sparks.
0:31:18 > 0:31:21Who?
0:31:21 > 0:31:23Sheila's party?
0:31:24 > 0:31:29Oh, the thief. How did you, er... how did you get this number?
0:31:31 > 0:31:35You disappeared. Did we... did we throw you out?
0:31:37 > 0:31:41- Frances, can I have a word? - Yeah, I know the place.
0:31:42 > 0:31:44Tonight?
0:31:44 > 0:31:48Erm... I don't know if I'm free. I never know...if I'm free.
0:31:48 > 0:31:52Are you asking me out on a date? Yes, you are!
0:31:53 > 0:31:57Well, I have to tell you, I'm not available in that sense.
0:31:57 > 0:32:01I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I thank you for your interest.
0:32:02 > 0:32:05Hello?
0:32:22 > 0:32:26DANCE MUSIC PLAYS
0:32:26 > 0:32:28- Excuse me. - Yeah?- £5.
0:32:28 > 0:32:31- Sorry? - £5. Thank you.
0:32:31 > 0:32:35- Oh, no, I'm going to meet someone. - Who?
0:32:35 > 0:32:40- Oh, er, she's got black hair. - £5.
0:32:40 > 0:32:43DANCE MUSIC POUNDS
0:33:56 > 0:34:01- So, why did you invite me? - Every five quid counts.
0:34:01 > 0:34:05- Why did you come? Did she ditch you? - Who?
0:34:05 > 0:34:08- "I'm not available in that sense." - Did you memorise
0:34:08 > 0:34:12- every fucking word I said? - Did she ditch you?
0:34:12 > 0:34:15Wouldn't you like to know!
0:34:19 > 0:34:22He was framed by the police at a demo.
0:34:22 > 0:34:26They planted this bag on him, but it wasn't his. We have it on video.
0:34:26 > 0:34:31And now he's on hunger strike, and still they won't let him out! And nobody cares.
0:34:31 > 0:34:33Oh-ho! Off in...
0:34:33 > 0:34:34one.
0:34:42 > 0:34:46CHATTER UNDER AMBIENT MUSIC
0:34:53 > 0:34:56ALL CHATTER URGENTLY
0:34:58 > 0:35:01Do you want some help?
0:35:01 > 0:35:05CHATTER CONTINUES UNDER AMBIENT MUSIC
0:35:50 > 0:35:52Of all the shallow, dishonest professions,
0:35:52 > 0:35:55why did you chose the most shallow and dishonest?
0:35:55 > 0:35:59- If you're so against it, why were you at Sheila's party?- I was a plus one.
0:35:59 > 0:36:04- Plus one? Whose plus one? - That Mexican guy.
0:36:07 > 0:36:11- Boyfriend? - Wanted to be.
0:36:11 > 0:36:17I said I wasn't available in that sense or some line like that.
0:36:24 > 0:36:26Pyjamas.
0:36:26 > 0:36:31- I'm not sleeping on that.- No, you're not. Do you know how much that cost?
0:36:31 > 0:36:35- You'll be lucky if they let you sit on it.- I like you.
0:36:37 > 0:36:39I know you do.
0:37:28 > 0:37:32- Night, night. - Good night.
0:39:28 > 0:39:30- Hello! - Hi.
0:39:32 > 0:39:35- Are you waiting for breakfast? - No.
0:39:35 > 0:39:39- Do you want some? - OK. Thanks.
0:39:42 > 0:39:46- I'm a friend of...your daughter's. - Either that or you're after
0:39:46 > 0:39:50- the furniture.- I'm not so keen on the furniture, to be honest.
0:39:52 > 0:39:57- Where did you two meet?- At a party, um, a couple of weeks ago.
0:39:58 > 0:40:01A couple of weeks ago? How interesting.
0:40:03 > 0:40:06- Is that clock right? - Twice a day.
0:40:08 > 0:40:11- Do you like that? - Yes.
0:40:11 > 0:40:16- Absolutely no need to fib to me, um...what's your name?- Sam.
0:40:16 > 0:40:21- Sam, I'm Tony, lovely to meet you. - DOOR SHUTS
0:40:21 > 0:40:26Looks like she's coming down. By the way...her name's Kate.
0:40:26 > 0:40:29And I'm not her father.
0:40:33 > 0:40:36- Morning.- Hi. - Morning.
0:40:36 > 0:40:39Morning.
0:40:39 > 0:40:43- How was it?- It was great. - Yeah, it was really good.
0:40:43 > 0:40:46- Did I win anything on the raffle? All those tickets I brought.- No.
0:40:46 > 0:40:50- Did you win anything in the raffle? - Stop it.
0:40:50 > 0:40:52- What? - I know what you're doing.
0:40:52 > 0:40:58- Just make breakfast. - I'm sorry. I'm teasing.
0:40:59 > 0:41:03Sam says he met you a couple of weeks ago...at a party.
0:41:03 > 0:41:07- Well, maybe Sam's just a bit confused.- Maybe he is.
0:41:08 > 0:41:13- What do you do, Sam?- Um, I... - What did you think of the DJ?
0:41:15 > 0:41:19PHONE RINGS Oh, sorry.
0:41:20 > 0:41:24- Hello?- Why aren't I allowed to know where he works?
0:41:24 > 0:41:27Cos he works for Mum and he doesn't know who I am.
0:41:27 > 0:41:30- Don't you think he'll find out? - Of course, but I don't want him
0:41:30 > 0:41:33- to think of me that way yet. - Sorry about that.
0:41:33 > 0:41:38That was my boss. She wants me to work today, so...
0:41:38 > 0:41:42- I'll bet she does. - Guess what I just spilt?
0:41:45 > 0:41:47Mmm...looks nice.
0:41:49 > 0:41:54I have to check where he's spilt it.
0:41:54 > 0:41:56Is it on the new rug?
0:41:57 > 0:41:59Good morning.
0:41:59 > 0:42:02Hi. I didn't want to wake you.
0:42:17 > 0:42:20- You're wondering who they are. - He's not your father.
0:42:20 > 0:42:22He's my uncle. And Adrian's his boyfriend.
0:42:24 > 0:42:28Great. Listen, I've really got to go. Work.
0:42:28 > 0:42:32- It's Sunday. - Yeah, she's very demanding.
0:42:32 > 0:42:34OK.
0:42:34 > 0:42:37I'll call you.
0:42:41 > 0:42:45Thank Tony for...breakfast. He's funny.
0:42:52 > 0:42:55# Do you really want to hurt me?
0:42:56 > 0:43:00# Do you really want to make me cry?
0:43:01 > 0:43:05# Precious kisses Words that burn me
0:43:05 > 0:43:08# Lovers never ask why
0:43:09 > 0:43:13# In my heart the fire's burning
0:43:14 > 0:43:17# Choose my colours, find a star
0:43:18 > 0:43:22# Precious people always tell me
0:43:23 > 0:43:26# That's a step, a step too far
0:43:27 > 0:43:31# Do you really want to hurt me?
0:43:32 > 0:43:35# Do you really want to make me cry?
0:43:36 > 0:43:40# Do you really want to hurt me?
0:43:41 > 0:43:45# Do you really want to make me cry?
0:43:45 > 0:43:48# Words are few I have spoken
0:43:49 > 0:43:53# I could waste a thousand years
0:43:56 > 0:43:58# ..token
0:43:58 > 0:44:03# Come inside and catch my tears
0:44:03 > 0:44:06# You've been talking but believe me
0:44:07 > 0:44:11# If it's true, you do not know
0:44:11 > 0:44:15# This girl loves without a reason
0:44:16 > 0:44:20# I'm prepared to let you go
0:44:20 > 0:44:24# If it's love that you want from me
0:44:24 > 0:44:28# Then take it away
0:44:29 > 0:44:33# Everything is not what it seems
0:44:33 > 0:44:38# Over and over again. #
0:44:46 > 0:44:50She thinks she's got this enormous talent that she has to share.
0:44:50 > 0:44:53I said, "Don't share, keep it to yourself, Mum."
0:44:53 > 0:44:57- What did she say? - She says I'm a spiteful shit.
0:44:57 > 0:45:00I think she's having a laugh.
0:45:00 > 0:45:04- What about yours? - I don't get on with her.
0:45:04 > 0:45:08Why not? Is she as mad as mine? She can't be.
0:45:08 > 0:45:11I don't trust her.
0:45:11 > 0:45:14- Why not? - Can I do that again?
0:45:15 > 0:45:19- What about your dad? - Tony's my dad.
0:45:19 > 0:45:22In my head.
0:45:22 > 0:45:26- And what about outside your head? - It's just a seed.
0:45:26 > 0:45:32- Is that how you think about it? - Yeah. I call him Mr Seedy.
0:45:32 > 0:45:35- What, so you know who he is? - Yeah.
0:45:36 > 0:45:39- I'm pretty sure. - What does your mum say about it?
0:45:39 > 0:45:43She won't talk about it, or can't, I don't know.
0:45:43 > 0:45:46I think he bought her silence.
0:45:46 > 0:45:49We had a huge row about it when I was 12.
0:45:50 > 0:45:54She went to live in America... and I went to live with Tony.
0:45:57 > 0:46:01- What's that word that's like love but more sinister?- Obsessed.
0:46:01 > 0:46:05No, not obsessed. Just the way he looks at her while she's singing.
0:46:05 > 0:46:11- Besotted.- No. Anyway... it's like she's got a spell over him.
0:46:11 > 0:46:15- So he was your ticket to London? - Don't say that.
0:46:15 > 0:46:17Makes me sound like a schemer.
0:46:17 > 0:46:20He did get me a job, though. Well, his brother did.
0:46:20 > 0:46:23- In PR? - No, as a wine waiter.
0:46:23 > 0:46:28- So how did you get into PR? - Er, I met Sheila, my boss.
0:46:28 > 0:46:31You know her, you were at that party.
0:46:31 > 0:46:37- She fired her assistant at an event I was doing, and...- She took you on.
0:46:37 > 0:46:39Yeah, sort of.
0:46:39 > 0:46:44- What was your qualification? - Charm.
0:46:52 > 0:46:56You know how you laugh at the political things I'm involved in,
0:46:56 > 0:46:59and I don't really mind, cos you're a bit shallow.
0:46:59 > 0:47:03- I assume you'll get a bit deeper over time.- I hope you're patient.
0:47:05 > 0:47:08There are things that really do matter to me.
0:47:09 > 0:47:15- Right.- Because it would be possible for someone...
0:47:15 > 0:47:18of a suspicious mind to think...
0:47:18 > 0:47:23you were not entirely available in that sense.
0:47:28 > 0:47:31There's nobody else.
0:47:32 > 0:47:34There's nobody else.
0:47:36 > 0:47:38I love you.
0:47:42 > 0:47:45I do.
0:48:14 > 0:48:17SIZZLING
0:48:19 > 0:48:22- What's all this about? - It's the new me.
0:48:23 > 0:48:27I can't think the last time I laid a table.
0:48:27 > 0:48:31I hope you're hungry. It's certainly late.
0:48:31 > 0:48:34- Where were you today? - Guess.
0:48:34 > 0:48:37- You were with your mother. - That's right.
0:48:37 > 0:48:41You seem very attached to her, yet I know so little about her.
0:48:54 > 0:48:59- You don't like it. - It's good. It's nice.
0:48:59 > 0:49:05- You've already eaten? Is that it? Your mother cooked?- No.
0:49:11 > 0:49:13- What's up, doc? - Huh?
0:49:13 > 0:49:17- If you won't tell me, I'll tell you what's up.- What's up?
0:49:17 > 0:49:21- I think your interests are flagging. - I think yours are.
0:49:21 > 0:49:25- Do you? - Is that what this meal's about?
0:49:25 > 0:49:30- Yes! I slaved away all day... - Don't lie. It's catered.
0:49:32 > 0:49:36- I knew you'd see through it, I knew you would!- Are our interests flagging?- What?
0:49:36 > 0:49:39Are our interests flagging?
0:49:42 > 0:49:47I don't think...this... could go on forever. Do you?
0:49:49 > 0:49:51Nothing lasts forever.
0:49:51 > 0:49:55No...nothing lasts forever.
0:49:57 > 0:50:01- I had a really good time, though. - Oh...
0:50:02 > 0:50:05Has it come to that already?
0:50:05 > 0:50:11Is this it? Suddenly we're talking, "Had a really good time."
0:50:11 > 0:50:15- Yeah, you just said yourself... - No, I said flagging.
0:50:16 > 0:50:20One can revive flagging. One cannot revive "I had a really good time."
0:50:20 > 0:50:23Come on, it's not like I'm the first or the last.
0:50:23 > 0:50:26Of course there'll be others.
0:50:26 > 0:50:29Have you met someone?
0:50:31 > 0:50:35- Yeah. But it's not serious. - No...
0:50:38 > 0:50:43Listen, I'll miss you. And I...
0:50:43 > 0:50:46I will pretend...
0:50:47 > 0:50:49We see each other every day.
0:50:50 > 0:50:54Yeah... That might be...
0:50:56 > 0:50:59You're having trouble, aren't you? Don't have trouble.
0:50:59 > 0:51:03It was good, I was into it... I knew it was going and...
0:51:03 > 0:51:07now I'm going to do the big-hearted thing and let you go.
0:51:20 > 0:51:22Mmm...
0:51:24 > 0:51:28But I will have to fire you as well.
0:51:28 > 0:51:31Sorry.
0:51:31 > 0:51:35They can't just sack you. What about written warnings?
0:51:35 > 0:51:38- Mum, you don't know what you're talking about.- I do!
0:51:38 > 0:51:41- They haven't sacked me. - Then why aren't you in work?
0:51:41 > 0:51:43- Where did you meet my dad?- What?! - BANGING
0:51:43 > 0:51:45My dad. You must know where you met him.
0:51:45 > 0:51:51- Oh, for God's sake! A friend of mine had a party - Linda.- Linda?
0:51:51 > 0:51:55- Maybe Linda knows his name. - Nobody does, he crashed the party.
0:51:55 > 0:51:59- That cat doesn't know if it's coming or going.- Have we got a cat?
0:51:59 > 0:52:03Vince gave it away, but it keeps finding its way back.
0:52:03 > 0:52:06Can you believe they fired Sam? No warning.
0:52:06 > 0:52:09Is that right? You tell him. He won't listen to me.
0:52:09 > 0:52:15- I think it depends on the job. - No! It doesn't depend on the job!
0:52:15 > 0:52:18How would you know? You've never had a job. Don't listen to him.
0:52:29 > 0:52:32Don't you want to count it?
0:52:32 > 0:52:35Oh, by the way, Tony rang. We got talking.
0:52:35 > 0:52:40- Tony? - Yeah, didn't know you knew him.
0:52:42 > 0:52:46Sheila's brother, Tony? I didn't know what to say.
0:52:47 > 0:52:53- Sheila's Tony's brother? - No. Sheila's Tony's sister.
0:52:53 > 0:52:56Sheila's Tony's sister.
0:52:59 > 0:53:02Tony's sister?
0:53:03 > 0:53:06Did you miss days at school?
0:53:11 > 0:53:13SHE LAUGHS
0:53:28 > 0:53:31I have to have that dolphin!
0:53:31 > 0:53:35I want you to win it for me, like a trophy.
0:53:38 > 0:53:41What's wrong?
0:53:42 > 0:53:46- I'm scared. - Why?
0:53:46 > 0:53:52- Because I love you. - What's so scary about that?
0:53:55 > 0:53:59When I was a kid, I was quite good at maths, so I worked out
0:53:59 > 0:54:03the average length of my mum's relationships, and it was 41 days.
0:54:03 > 0:54:06We don't have to be like our parents.
0:54:06 > 0:54:10- God knows I'm nothing like my mother.- How do you know?
0:54:10 > 0:54:14- You never see her. - Yeah, well, I know what she did.
0:54:14 > 0:54:17She put what he wanted above what I wanted.
0:54:20 > 0:54:24- Talking about your dad? - No, no! Tony's my dad.
0:54:24 > 0:54:29- Tony's actually not your dad. - Look, I've dealt with it, OK?
0:54:31 > 0:54:34We're going to be late.
0:54:35 > 0:54:38- What about the dolphin? - Forget the dolphin!
0:54:40 > 0:54:45- Vince will be after the rent next week.- You insisted on paying rent.
0:54:45 > 0:54:48- I wasn't going to. - That's how the world works!
0:54:48 > 0:54:51If we weren't paying rent, we'd have Vince knocking at the door.
0:54:51 > 0:54:54What's wrong with that?
0:54:54 > 0:54:58- Because...there's something a bit odd about him.- And you're normal(?)
0:54:58 > 0:55:01I can't afford to pay for everything.
0:55:01 > 0:55:05I can't get a full-time job, I've got my career.
0:55:05 > 0:55:10What's so funny about that, Mr Career Man without a job?!
0:55:11 > 0:55:13PHONE RINGS
0:55:13 > 0:55:16SHE SIGHS
0:55:19 > 0:55:21Hello?
0:55:21 > 0:55:24ENGINE TICKS OVER, DOORBELL CHIMES
0:55:30 > 0:55:34- Hello, Diane. - Bernard's not here.
0:55:34 > 0:55:37Oh, really? How annoying. I have these documents...
0:55:37 > 0:55:41- Did he say he'd be here? - I thought he did.
0:55:42 > 0:55:46- Hello, Emily.- Is Kate still, um... Was it Guatemala?
0:55:46 > 0:55:49- Oh, no, no...she's back. - Oh.
0:55:49 > 0:55:52- You must be very relieved. - Mmm.
0:55:53 > 0:55:56Right, well...
0:56:05 > 0:56:08You didn't want to see her, did you? She knows the rules.
0:56:12 > 0:56:17- POP MUSIC PLAYS LOUDLY - So, Kate has a confession.
0:56:19 > 0:56:23- I already know.- She told you? I asked her not to!
0:56:23 > 0:56:27- No, somebody else told me. - Would your mum tell?
0:56:27 > 0:56:31- My mum?- I phoned you yesterday, and she picked up your phone and...
0:56:31 > 0:56:34- One thing led to another. - DOORBELL BUZZES
0:56:35 > 0:56:39- Oh, MY mum. - We're all dying to meet her.
0:56:40 > 0:56:42- I came to wish you happy birthday. - Sheila.
0:56:42 > 0:56:47- I got cancelled half a mile down the road, so I thought...- Hello.
0:56:49 > 0:56:52I promise not to linger.
0:56:53 > 0:56:56- It IS a night of surprises. - Good to see you, Sheila!
0:57:00 > 0:57:04- Who's friend are you? - BOUNCY POP MUSIC CONTINUES
0:57:04 > 0:57:07- Kate's. - Oh.
0:57:10 > 0:57:12Look what Sheila brought me.
0:57:12 > 0:57:15- Hello, darling. Ooh, no kiss? - Why are you here?
0:57:15 > 0:57:18- Can't I come to my brother's birthday?- You don't normally.
0:57:18 > 0:57:22- I'm not normally around here. - I'll open the champagne right now.
0:57:24 > 0:57:29I say! This is, um...
0:57:29 > 0:57:32This is... What is this?!
0:57:32 > 0:57:34- CORK POPS - Champagne, everyone?
0:57:34 > 0:57:38Oh, I can't wait. This place is a bit of a mess, isn't it?
0:57:38 > 0:57:41Well, there are so many people sleeping here.
0:57:41 > 0:57:45Are you ALL sleeping here? What a cosy menage.
0:57:45 > 0:57:48When did YOU move in?
0:57:50 > 0:57:53Isn't that what they call a deathly hush?
0:57:53 > 0:57:57- The boss-worker relationship mustn't enter these doors.- Ex-boss.
0:57:57 > 0:58:01- What? - Ex-worker.
0:58:01 > 0:58:04You've just decided, just like that, to fire him?
0:58:09 > 0:58:12It was a week ago.
0:58:12 > 0:58:15I'm so sorry - have I put my foot in it(?)
0:58:15 > 0:58:18- HE HICCUPS - Why did she fire you? ..Why did you fire him?
0:58:18 > 0:58:21- Let's not spoil the party. - No, let's not spoil the party.
0:58:21 > 0:58:25- (It's what you did when you turned up.)- Ooh, charming(!)
0:58:26 > 0:58:31You did a really great thing coming here this evening - well done(!)
0:58:31 > 0:58:35- She always takes things so personally. - DOOR SHUTS
0:58:38 > 0:58:40HE KNOCKS
0:58:53 > 0:58:56Why didn't you tell me that she fired you?
0:58:56 > 0:58:58Why didn't you tell me she was your mum?
0:58:58 > 0:59:02I didn't want you to think of me like that, that I was like her.
0:59:02 > 0:59:05I wanted you to get to know me first.
0:59:05 > 0:59:09I'm sorry, because I'm not like that.
0:59:10 > 0:59:13I don't like lying.
0:59:16 > 0:59:20It must have been awful for you, working in that office every day.
0:59:20 > 0:59:26She must have been furious when she saw us together.
0:59:30 > 0:59:32- So, why did she fire you? - Ask your mum.
0:59:33 > 0:59:36I'm asking you.
0:59:36 > 0:59:42- Did something happen? - No. Nothing happened.
0:59:42 > 0:59:45So, why didn't you tell me?
0:59:50 > 0:59:53I was embarrassed.
0:59:56 > 1:00:00- Am I such a bad mother? - HE HICCUPS - She gets a cheque every month.
1:00:00 > 1:00:02She cashes that all right.
1:00:03 > 1:00:06DOORBELL RINGS
1:00:06 > 1:00:10- HE HICCUPS - I wish he'd blow into a paper bag or something.
1:00:12 > 1:00:15- Sorry about the hiccups. - Oh...
1:00:15 > 1:00:18- Jill, pleasure, I'm Tony. - Oh, lovely to meet you.
1:00:20 > 1:00:24- Oh, you must be Sheila! - Mum! ..I told you, she's nuts.
1:00:24 > 1:00:28Would you stop confusing names. Sheila was my boss. This is Kate.
1:00:28 > 1:00:33- Sorry, Kate, lovely to meet you. - I'M Sheila.
1:00:34 > 1:00:36- You're Shelia? - Yes.
1:00:36 > 1:00:41- You were his boss?- Yes. - I've got one thing to say to you.
1:00:41 > 1:00:44Written warnings - have you ever heard of them?
1:00:47 > 1:00:50I really must be going. Excuse me.
1:00:50 > 1:00:54Thanks for the present. I'll...
1:00:55 > 1:00:58I think you should see more of her. I know she'd like
1:00:58 > 1:01:01- a less bristly relationship with you.- Don't you get on?
1:01:01 > 1:01:05- No.- Chalk and cheese. - I'm not even sure she likes me.
1:01:05 > 1:01:09Oh, I don't believe that. Listen to me.
1:01:09 > 1:01:13If you've had a child, no matter what happens,
1:01:13 > 1:01:16no matter what comes between you, you love that child.
1:01:16 > 1:01:22Even if they try to hide their news from you or try to build walls
1:01:22 > 1:01:27or try to run away from you, you just can't help loving them.
1:01:27 > 1:01:32- Really?- I'm talking about love - I'm not talking about liking them.
1:01:37 > 1:01:40I have to say you've been having a go at me all these years
1:01:40 > 1:01:43about how I don't know who your father is and maybe my morals
1:01:43 > 1:01:47are what they might be, but in all those years, I have never
1:01:47 > 1:01:51been involved in a father-son combination at the same time!
1:01:51 > 1:01:54I didn't know. And it wasn't really the same time.
1:01:54 > 1:01:56It's normal to have some overlap.
1:01:56 > 1:01:59- It's not. You have to tell her. - How can I tell her?
1:01:59 > 1:02:03Stop thinking about yourself and think about other people.
1:02:03 > 1:02:06- Will she leave me?- That's her choice. And another thing.
1:02:06 > 1:02:10This so-called wonderful career of yours, it's sleeping with the boss.
1:02:10 > 1:02:14You knock my career, but at least it's honest.
1:02:14 > 1:02:17And when I do make it, I'll know I've earned it.
1:02:17 > 1:02:20But you won't, because you're too old and you have no talent.
1:02:23 > 1:02:26DOORBELL RINGS
1:02:26 > 1:02:30- Do you often have these bust-ups with her?- Mmm.
1:02:30 > 1:02:32- Has she ever thrown you out before? - Mmm!
1:02:32 > 1:02:36- So it won't last long, then. - Hmm...
1:02:40 > 1:02:44- I think she's very insightful. - Insightful?!
1:02:44 > 1:02:47- Yeah! Insightful. - My mum?
1:02:48 > 1:02:51About me and Sheila.
1:02:53 > 1:02:55Maybe I should see more of her.
1:02:58 > 1:03:02- What do you think? - Hmm.
1:03:22 > 1:03:26LOW CHATTER AND LAUGHTER
1:03:30 > 1:03:33Yes, I'll tell you!
1:03:37 > 1:03:39Oh.
1:03:41 > 1:03:46- Are you still volunteering at...? - No, I'm part-time now.
1:03:46 > 1:03:48Ah. Good.
1:03:50 > 1:03:54Well... I'll see you soon, no doubt.
1:03:54 > 1:03:58- Next board meeting?- Simon's dinner? - It'll be in the diary.
1:04:00 > 1:04:04I'm glad you're back in one piece.
1:04:10 > 1:04:14- That was a board meeting? - Would it hurt to be friendly to him?
1:04:19 > 1:04:21Did you do this sort of thing at university?
1:04:21 > 1:04:25- Yeah. I raised £4,000 to fight the last asylum bill.- Well done.
1:04:25 > 1:04:30I didn't know. Don't know anything about your life at university.
1:04:30 > 1:04:34- Cos you didn't care. - Course I cared. Course I care.
1:04:34 > 1:04:36You're my daughter, my only child.
1:04:37 > 1:04:41- Anyway, you seem happy with Tony and Adrian.- Yeah, I am.
1:04:43 > 1:04:45Was this Sam's desk?
1:04:46 > 1:04:50Don't remember.
1:04:51 > 1:04:54- Why did you fire him? - Why don't you ask him?
1:04:54 > 1:04:57- I'd love to hear his version. - He said to ask you.
1:04:57 > 1:05:01There's your answer. The boy's trying to shift responsibility.
1:05:10 > 1:05:15- You know we have a cleaner? - Yeah, but I like to keep busy.
1:05:16 > 1:05:20So, you're looking for another job? I've a friend in your line.
1:05:20 > 1:05:24- He's always looking. - Great, I'll send him my CV.- Why not?
1:05:25 > 1:05:28I imagine he'll need references. Will that be a problem?
1:05:28 > 1:05:33- You weren't there for very long, were you?- No. Not really.
1:05:33 > 1:05:37And your departure was on the abrupt side.
1:05:41 > 1:05:45So, I'm wondering what the reference would say...
1:05:45 > 1:05:50- Why don't you think it over and let me know?- OK.
1:05:54 > 1:05:58- And what makes him special? - What makes anyone special?
1:06:00 > 1:06:03- Where did you meet him? - In your bedroom.
1:06:04 > 1:06:09- In my bedroom? - It was at your party.
1:06:10 > 1:06:14- Just after I got back. - That was six weeks ago.
1:06:14 > 1:06:18Yes. What's wrong with that?
1:06:20 > 1:06:25- And was it a whirlwind romance? - No. Three days later, I called him.
1:06:25 > 1:06:28You called him? Very forward of you.
1:06:28 > 1:06:32Three days. Is that about average nowadays?
1:06:32 > 1:06:36No, three days is on the fast side.
1:06:40 > 1:06:43You haven't known him very long, have you?
1:06:43 > 1:06:49I mean, you want to find out about him before it gets too serious.
1:06:49 > 1:06:53- You always do this!- What? - You try and control things.
1:06:54 > 1:06:59- You can't let go. - I'm sorry.
1:07:01 > 1:07:04I want us to have a real relationship...
1:07:04 > 1:07:08but you're going to have to help me. I make mistakes.
1:07:12 > 1:07:14OK.
1:07:21 > 1:07:25You know what? Why don't you join us on Saturday?
1:07:25 > 1:07:28You know my friend, Simon, the restaurant critic?
1:07:28 > 1:07:32Bernie will be there... that's all right, isn't it?
1:07:33 > 1:07:36Can I bring Sam?
1:07:49 > 1:07:53CHATTER UNDER INCIDENTAL MUSIC
1:08:51 > 1:08:55This isn't going to work, is it? One day she'll find out,
1:08:55 > 1:08:58and the longer this goes on, the more she'll suffer.
1:08:58 > 1:09:02I know she's fond of you, but she's young, she can cope,
1:09:02 > 1:09:06- she'll get over you. - Like you got over Bernie?
1:09:07 > 1:09:11And what about Kate? Has she got over not knowing who her father is,
1:09:11 > 1:09:15if he is her father? Have you any idea how much that hurt her?
1:09:15 > 1:09:20Hiding the truth? That's not love...not like I love her.
1:09:20 > 1:09:23Just because you love someone, doesn't mean you get them.
1:09:23 > 1:09:27- But I have got her. - Only because she doesn't know.
1:09:27 > 1:09:32- I'm going to tell her. - Oh. That's a clever idea.
1:09:37 > 1:09:42LOW CHATTER
1:09:52 > 1:09:57It's very hot in here. Let's all go back to Sheila's.
1:09:57 > 1:10:00- I think we should go home. - Why?
1:10:00 > 1:10:03- There's something... - It'll be all right, Sam.
1:10:10 > 1:10:14- A cup of tea, thanks. - G and T.- Wine.
1:10:24 > 1:10:28- Are you all right? - Yeah.
1:11:36 > 1:11:40- Everything OK? - Bernie needs an aspirin.
1:11:40 > 1:11:43Aspirin?
1:11:51 > 1:11:53Kate!
1:12:02 > 1:12:06Leave me alone. It's over. It's finished!
1:12:06 > 1:12:10I'll tell you why she sacked me. Because I finished with her.
1:12:10 > 1:12:14I finished with her before I knew who you were. I didn't know!
1:12:14 > 1:12:18- I was going to tell you tonight. - Why should I believe you?
1:12:18 > 1:12:22- Why should I trust you? - Because I love you.
1:12:23 > 1:12:26You don't lie about these things!
1:12:26 > 1:12:30How could I tell you? What could I say?
1:12:32 > 1:12:35I don't know what to say!
1:12:35 > 1:12:40You mean more to me than anything, I can't imagine my life without you
1:12:40 > 1:12:44and I'm sorry that I didn't tell you, but I didn't have the courage.
1:12:44 > 1:12:48Whatever you do now, Kate, I'll never stop loving you.
1:12:50 > 1:12:52I'm sorry...
1:12:52 > 1:12:56am I interrupting?
1:13:01 > 1:13:03No.
1:13:03 > 1:13:07Your father wants a word.
1:13:14 > 1:13:17I've called a taxi. He wants to go home.
1:13:18 > 1:13:21Hurry.
1:13:30 > 1:13:33Do you need some money for the bus?
1:14:44 > 1:14:47BUZZING
1:14:48 > 1:14:52BUZZING CONTINUES
1:14:54 > 1:14:56BUZZING CONTINUES
1:14:58 > 1:15:00Oh!
1:15:07 > 1:15:09SHE SIGHS
1:15:41 > 1:15:43- HE COUGHS - Oh!
1:15:43 > 1:15:47Christ, Vince, I thought you'd had an accident!
1:15:47 > 1:15:51- I ran out of milk. - Your oven was buzzing for ages.
1:15:51 > 1:15:54There was a fox.
1:15:55 > 1:15:59- And what's this? - It's, um...
1:16:00 > 1:16:04Er...I think they call it a flyer.
1:16:04 > 1:16:07I know it's a flyer, but what's it all about?
1:16:07 > 1:16:10You asked me to bring some people.
1:16:10 > 1:16:14- No, I asked you to bring some friends.- I don't want it empty.
1:16:14 > 1:16:19- How many have you printed? - 500. There was a discount.
1:16:19 > 1:16:25- Where are they?- I've put 'em up. - Where?- Newsagents, libraries...
1:16:25 > 1:16:30- The council.- Great(!) My first London gig, and it'll be full of vagrants.
1:16:30 > 1:16:34- Where did you get this photo from? - I took it.
1:16:34 > 1:16:38- You weren't looking. - Yeah, I can see that. It's terrible!
1:16:38 > 1:16:42- Um... I... I thought... - Is that how you see me?
1:16:42 > 1:16:45You should have asked. I have had professional sessions.
1:16:45 > 1:16:50Yeah...but I wanted it to be a surprise.
1:16:52 > 1:16:57Oh, Vince. That's really kind of you. Thanks.
1:17:02 > 1:17:05Do you ever clean this place?
1:17:12 > 1:17:16I did once have a job. I worked for my brother.
1:17:16 > 1:17:20He had property and sometimes he needed it emptied.
1:17:20 > 1:17:24- Emptied of what? - Squatters.
1:17:24 > 1:17:28- Vince! When was this? - A long time ago.
1:17:28 > 1:17:34- I stopped. I didn't like it. - Good for you.
1:17:34 > 1:17:36PHONE RINGS
1:17:38 > 1:17:39Hello?
1:17:41 > 1:17:43Hello, Diane?
1:17:45 > 1:17:47Oh, dear.
1:18:06 > 1:18:10Did you really think Bernie would leave her?
1:18:11 > 1:18:13He said he would.
1:18:13 > 1:18:16And you believed him?
1:18:17 > 1:18:20I loved him.
1:18:25 > 1:18:30CHATTER
1:18:36 > 1:18:39'There's lots of people here.
1:18:39 > 1:18:43'Bernard knew everybody.'
1:18:44 > 1:18:47I'm Kate.
1:18:48 > 1:18:52Vincent. Bernard's brother, Vince.
1:18:53 > 1:18:56I'm Shelia's daughter.
1:18:56 > 1:19:00Oh...splendid.
1:19:05 > 1:19:10'Sometimes...he'd call me... out of the blue...
1:19:11 > 1:19:15'..to go on a trip... stay in a hotel.'
1:19:19 > 1:19:24'Sometimes...I... I'd borrow his clothes.
1:19:24 > 1:19:28'Had an Italian tailor, Bernie.'
1:19:33 > 1:19:37'When we were younger... nobody ever laid a finger on me.'
1:19:40 > 1:19:43'He used to take care of me.'
1:19:47 > 1:19:50There'll be a big hole where Bernie was.
1:20:33 > 1:20:36Who's that man? I saw you talking to him.
1:20:36 > 1:20:39Vincent, Bernie's brother.
1:20:40 > 1:20:44- Oh, my gosh! Vincent? - Mm-hm.
1:20:44 > 1:20:48Oh, yes. I see it now.
1:20:48 > 1:20:53Do you know their father gave them a house each...identical.
1:20:53 > 1:20:57Bernie did his up and sold it off, et cetera...
1:20:57 > 1:21:01and this is where he ended up, albeit in a box.
1:21:02 > 1:21:05But do you know what Vince did with his?
1:21:05 > 1:21:08Absolutely nothing at all.
1:21:09 > 1:21:12Bernie was very fond of him.
1:21:27 > 1:21:29Thank you.
1:21:30 > 1:21:33There won't be this many at my funeral.
1:21:33 > 1:21:38- Are you not married?- No. - Children?- No.
1:21:38 > 1:21:42- I wish I did. - You still could.
1:21:42 > 1:21:46- Nah...it's too late. - Don't be silly.
1:21:47 > 1:21:50You never know when someone's going to turn up.
1:21:50 > 1:21:54Oh. She's turned up all right.
1:21:55 > 1:21:58Then what's the problem?
1:22:00 > 1:22:04I can't tell her... not at my time of life.
1:22:06 > 1:22:09Are you scared that she might not like you?
1:22:10 > 1:22:13That's the worst that could happen.
1:22:15 > 1:22:17But that's pretty bad, though, isn't it?
1:22:20 > 1:22:22She does my cleaning.
1:22:24 > 1:22:27That's why I asked out my boyfriend, my ex-boyfriend,
1:22:27 > 1:22:31- three days after I met him. - That sounds a bit reckless.
1:22:31 > 1:22:34Did you say your ex-boyfriend?
1:22:38 > 1:22:41I'm sorry. What have I said?
1:22:49 > 1:22:51It was really lovely...
1:22:52 > 1:22:55..and I was in love with him...
1:22:56 > 1:22:59..but now it's all messy.
1:23:01 > 1:23:05He did something really bad. I mean, he...
1:23:05 > 1:23:08he's said he's sorry, but...
1:23:11 > 1:23:13..how do I trust him now?
1:23:17 > 1:23:20I think you do it a little at a time.
1:23:20 > 1:23:24- But it's not that easy. - No, no...it's very difficult.
1:23:25 > 1:23:29But the other way's even harder.
1:23:35 > 1:23:39- Do you like old songs? - What?
1:23:39 > 1:23:41Um...this...
1:23:45 > 1:23:49How do you know Jill Sparks?
1:23:55 > 1:23:58Vince.
1:23:58 > 1:24:03- Stand up.- Huh? - I'm talking to you. Stand up, now!
1:24:06 > 1:24:08Vince!
1:24:09 > 1:24:12- Vince, stop it! - If you were my son,
1:24:12 > 1:24:14I would smack you all over this house.
1:24:14 > 1:24:19The way you treated that lovely girl. You hurt her!
1:24:19 > 1:24:22You hurt her really badly! You behaved like a cad!
1:24:22 > 1:24:28- This is my son!- Stay out of this. Please. I adore you.
1:24:28 > 1:24:32Now, if you don't go to her and get down on your knees and beg...
1:24:32 > 1:24:36- What did you just say to me? - Shut up, Mum. What did she say?
1:24:36 > 1:24:40- She says she can't trust you.- What did you just say?- Shh! ..What else?
1:24:41 > 1:24:45She loves you. But it's ruined.
1:24:45 > 1:24:51And you're not good enough for her. That was me to her.
1:24:53 > 1:24:56Well, go on.
1:24:57 > 1:24:59Go!
1:25:10 > 1:25:12- Do you mind if I sit down? - No.
1:25:18 > 1:25:21Could...could I hold your hand?
1:25:25 > 1:25:28You're shaking.
1:25:32 > 1:25:34(Oh, for God's sake.)
1:25:41 > 1:25:43Thank you.
1:25:43 > 1:25:48- DOORBELL RINGS PERSISTENTLY - All right, all right!
1:25:51 > 1:25:55- She's not here. - CHEERING
1:25:59 > 1:26:02Did she tell you everything?
1:26:02 > 1:26:05I hope so.
1:26:05 > 1:26:07I'd better go.
1:26:13 > 1:26:17CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
1:27:31 > 1:27:36You can't do it! This is impossible! Look, you can't do it!
1:27:36 > 1:27:39MUSIC DROWNS SPEECH
1:29:38 > 1:29:44MIMICS DOLPHIN
1:29:53 > 1:29:55He looks like shit.
1:30:02 > 1:30:06MIMICS DOLPHIN
1:30:06 > 1:30:08Stop it.
1:30:35 > 1:30:37Good luck.
1:30:42 > 1:30:44# Change you heart
1:30:47 > 1:30:50# Look around you
1:30:55 > 1:30:57# Change your heart
1:30:59 > 1:31:02# It will astound you
1:31:06 > 1:31:11# I need your loving
1:31:11 > 1:31:15# Like the sunshine
1:31:19 > 1:31:23# And everybody's gotta learn sometime
1:31:25 > 1:31:29# And everybody's gotta learn sometime
1:31:32 > 1:31:36# Everybody's gotta learn sometime
1:31:45 > 1:31:47# Change your heart
1:31:49 > 1:31:53# Look around you
1:31:57 > 1:32:01# Change your heart
1:32:02 > 1:32:05# It will astound you
1:32:09 > 1:32:13# I need your loving
1:32:14 > 1:32:17# Like the sunshine
1:32:21 > 1:32:25# And everybody's gotta learn sometime
1:32:28 > 1:32:32# Everybody's gotta learn sometime
1:32:34 > 1:32:39# Everybody's gotta learn sometime. #
1:32:52 > 1:32:56APPLAUSE
1:32:59 > 1:33:04Thank you very much. I'd like to dedicate that song to a young man
1:33:04 > 1:33:08who's a bit of an idiot. I swear I don't know where he gets it from.
1:33:08 > 1:33:12And a young woman who he really doesn't deserve,
1:33:12 > 1:33:17but if we all got what we deserved, well, I'd be at the Palladium.
1:33:17 > 1:33:20Can you please stop...?
1:33:20 > 1:33:22WHISTLING AND BOISTEROUS FOLK MUSIC
1:35:58 > 1:36:02Honestly. Warm-up for a belly dancer, that's all I was.
1:36:02 > 1:36:06- But a very big belly dancer.- Someone said she was the biggest in Hackney.
1:36:06 > 1:36:10Next time I'll make sure she goes first.
1:36:10 > 1:36:14- I can belly dance if that's what they want.- Cheers! - ALL:- Cheers!
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