0:00:05 > 0:00:06BUZZING
0:00:06 > 0:00:10Ah! Hey!
0:00:10 > 0:00:13PING Ow! Ooh! ARGH!
0:00:13 > 0:00:15GROANING
0:00:15 > 0:00:17Ha-ha!
0:00:53 > 0:00:56Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
0:00:56 > 0:00:59Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow!
0:00:59 > 0:01:01Yeah, let's shake it up a little.
0:01:06 > 0:01:08GARGLES
0:01:11 > 0:01:14Barry! Breakfast is ready!
0:01:14 > 0:01:16Coming! RINGING
0:01:16 > 0:01:17Oh, hang on a second.
0:01:19 > 0:01:21- Hello?- 'Barry?' - Adam?
0:01:21 > 0:01:23'Can you believe this is happening?!'
0:01:23 > 0:01:25Can't believe it. I'll pick you up.
0:01:25 > 0:01:28WHIRRING Looking sharp.
0:01:31 > 0:01:35Barry, use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those!
0:01:35 > 0:01:39- Sorry. I'm excited.- Here's the graduate! We're proud of you, son.
0:01:39 > 0:01:42And a perfect report card - all Bs!
0:01:42 > 0:01:45- Very proud. - Ma! I got a thing going here.
0:01:45 > 0:01:47- You've got some lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me!
0:01:47 > 0:01:50Wave to us. We'll be in row 118,000.
0:01:50 > 0:01:53- Bye!- Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!
0:02:07 > 0:02:10HORN BEEPS
0:02:14 > 0:02:17- Hey, Adam.- Hey, Barry. Is that fuzz gel?- A little.
0:02:17 > 0:02:21- It's special day, finally graduating. - Never thought I'd make it.
0:02:21 > 0:02:24- Three days of grade school, three of high school.- Those were awkward.
0:02:24 > 0:02:27Three days of college. I'm glad I took off one day
0:02:27 > 0:02:30- and hitchhiked around the hive. - You came back different.
0:02:30 > 0:02:34- Hi, Barry!- Hey, Artie, growing a moustache? Looks good!
0:02:34 > 0:02:37- Did you hear about Frankie? - Yeah.
0:02:37 > 0:02:41- Going to his funeral?- No! Everybody knows, you sting someone, you die.
0:02:41 > 0:02:44You don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead.
0:02:44 > 0:02:47Yeah, I guess he could've just gotten out of the way.
0:02:47 > 0:02:49BOTH: Whoa!
0:02:52 > 0:02:54Whoo-hoo!
0:02:54 > 0:02:57I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day.
0:02:57 > 0:02:59I guess that's why they say we don't need vacations.
0:02:59 > 0:03:01TYRES SCREECH
0:03:01 > 0:03:03BRASS BAND PLAYS
0:03:05 > 0:03:09Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances.
0:03:13 > 0:03:15- Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are.
0:03:15 > 0:03:17- Bee-men.- Amen. - BOTH: Hallelujah!
0:03:17 > 0:03:21LOUDSPEAKER: 'Students, faculty, distinguished bees,
0:03:21 > 0:03:25'please welcome Dean Buzzwell.' APPLAUSE
0:03:25 > 0:03:29Welcome, New Hive City graduating class
0:03:29 > 0:03:31of...9:15!
0:03:31 > 0:03:34Ahem. And that concludes our graduation ceremonies...
0:03:34 > 0:03:37ALL CHEER
0:03:37 > 0:03:40..and begins your career at Honex Industries!
0:03:40 > 0:03:43- Are we gonna pick our job today? - I heard it's just orientation.
0:03:43 > 0:03:46Whoa! Heads up! Here we go!
0:03:47 > 0:03:50COMPUTER: 'Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram.
0:03:50 > 0:03:55'Mantenga sus manos y antenas adentro del cabina en todo momento.'
0:03:55 > 0:03:58APPLAUSE
0:03:58 > 0:04:01- I wonder what it's gonna be like. - A little scary.
0:04:01 > 0:04:03BOTH WAIL LIKE GHOSTS
0:04:03 > 0:04:06Welcome to Honex - a division of Honesco
0:04:06 > 0:04:10- and a part of the Hexagon Group. - This is it!
0:04:11 > 0:04:13BOTH: Wow!
0:04:18 > 0:04:22- Wow.- We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life
0:04:22 > 0:04:26to get to the point where you can work for your whole life.
0:04:26 > 0:04:29Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks
0:04:29 > 0:04:33bring the nectar to the hive. Our top-secret formula
0:04:33 > 0:04:36is automatically colour corrected, scent adjusted
0:04:36 > 0:04:39and bubble contoured into this soothing sweet syrup
0:04:39 > 0:04:43with its distinctive golden glow you all know as...
0:04:43 > 0:04:46- ALL: Honey! - ALL LAUGH
0:04:48 > 0:04:51- That girl was hot. - She's my cousin.- She is?
0:04:51 > 0:04:53- Yes, we're all cousins! - Right.
0:04:53 > 0:04:56At Honex, we also constantly strive
0:04:56 > 0:04:59to improve every aspect of bee existence.
0:04:59 > 0:05:02These bees are stress testing a new helmet technology.
0:05:02 > 0:05:05SPLAT
0:05:05 > 0:05:06WHACK
0:05:06 > 0:05:08- THUD - Argh!
0:05:08 > 0:05:10- WHACK - Ahhhh!
0:05:13 > 0:05:15- Hah! - WHACK
0:05:15 > 0:05:18- Hah-hah! - Ooh!
0:05:18 > 0:05:20- What do you think he makes? - Not enough.
0:05:20 > 0:05:25- Here's our latest advancement - the Krelman.- Wow. What does that do?
0:05:25 > 0:05:29Catches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it.
0:05:29 > 0:05:30Saves us millions.
0:05:32 > 0:05:34Er, can anyone work on the Krelman?
0:05:34 > 0:05:38Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones, but bees know
0:05:38 > 0:05:42that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot.
0:05:42 > 0:05:46But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job that you pick
0:05:46 > 0:05:48for the rest of your life.
0:05:48 > 0:05:53The same job for the rest of your life? I didn't know that.
0:05:53 > 0:05:55- What's the difference? - Huh?
0:05:55 > 0:05:58And you'll be happy to know that bees, as a species,
0:05:58 > 0:06:02haven't had one day off in 27 million years.
0:06:02 > 0:06:06- So you'll just work us to death? - We'll sure try.
0:06:06 > 0:06:08ALL LAUGH
0:06:14 > 0:06:16ALL: Whee!
0:06:23 > 0:06:26Wow! That blew my mind!
0:06:27 > 0:06:31"What's the difference?" How could you say that? One job forever?!
0:06:31 > 0:06:34- That's an insane choice to have to make.- I'm relieved.
0:06:34 > 0:06:38- Now we only have to make one decision in life.- But how could they
0:06:38 > 0:06:41- never have told us?- Why would you question anything? We're bees.
0:06:41 > 0:06:44We're the most perfectly functioning society on earth.
0:06:44 > 0:06:46Hey!
0:06:46 > 0:06:50But did you ever think maybe things work a little too well here?
0:06:50 > 0:06:52Like what? Give me one example.
0:06:55 > 0:06:58I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about.
0:07:00 > 0:07:02LOUDSPEAKER: 'Please clear the gate.
0:07:02 > 0:07:05- 'Royal Nectar Force on approach.' - Check it out.
0:07:05 > 0:07:08- Hey, hey, those are Pollen Jocks! - Wow!
0:07:19 > 0:07:23- I've never seen them this close. - They go outside the hive.
0:07:23 > 0:07:27- Yeah, but some of them don't come back.- GIRL BEES: Hi, Jocks!
0:07:49 > 0:07:52You guys did great! You're monsters!
0:07:52 > 0:07:55You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it!
0:07:55 > 0:07:58- I wonder where they've been. - I don't know.
0:07:58 > 0:08:01Their day's not planned. Flying who knows where,
0:08:01 > 0:08:05- doing who knows what.- You can't just decide one day to be a Pollen Jock.
0:08:05 > 0:08:08- You have to be bred for that. - Right.
0:08:10 > 0:08:13Look. That's more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime.
0:08:13 > 0:08:16It's just a status symbol. Bees make too big a deal out of it.
0:08:16 > 0:08:21Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it.
0:08:21 > 0:08:22GIRL BEES GIGGLE
0:08:22 > 0:08:25Those ladies? Aren't they our cousins, too?
0:08:25 > 0:08:27Distant. Distant.
0:08:27 > 0:08:31- Look at these two.- Hive Harrys! - Let's have some fun with 'em.
0:08:31 > 0:08:34- It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock.- Oh, yeah.
0:08:34 > 0:08:38Once, a bear had me pinned up against a mushroom, a paw on my throat,
0:08:38 > 0:08:42- and with the other paw he was slapping me across the face!- Oh, my!
0:08:42 > 0:08:44- But I knocked him out. - What were you doing?
0:08:44 > 0:08:48- Trying to alert the authorities. - I can autograph that.
0:08:48 > 0:08:52- A little gusty out there today, wasn't it, comrades?- Yeah. Gusty.
0:08:52 > 0:08:55We're gonna hit a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorrow.
0:08:55 > 0:08:57- Six miles, huh? - (Barry!)
0:08:57 > 0:09:00It's a puddle jump for us but, er, maybe you're not up for it.
0:09:00 > 0:09:02- Maybe I am. - (You are not.)
0:09:02 > 0:09:06- We're goin' 0900 at J-Gate. - Whoa!
0:09:06 > 0:09:10What do you think, buzzy-boy? Are you bee enough?
0:09:10 > 0:09:14I might be. It all depends on what 0900 means.
0:09:22 > 0:09:24- Hey, Honex! - Oh!
0:09:24 > 0:09:28- You surprised me.- Have you decided what you're interested in, son?
0:09:28 > 0:09:32- Well, there's a lot of choices. - But you only get one.
0:09:32 > 0:09:35Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day?
0:09:35 > 0:09:38Son, let me tell you about stirring. You grab that stick
0:09:38 > 0:09:41and you stir it around.
0:09:41 > 0:09:44You get yourself into a rhythm. It's a beautiful thing.
0:09:44 > 0:09:50Dad, the more I think about it, maybe the honey field isn't for me.
0:09:50 > 0:09:52What, you're thinking of making balloon animals?!
0:09:52 > 0:09:56- A bad job for a guy with a stinger. - No...- Janet, your son's not sure
0:09:56 > 0:10:00- he wants to go into honey!- Oh, Barry, you are so funny sometimes!
0:10:00 > 0:10:04- I'm not trying to be funny. - You're going into honey!
0:10:04 > 0:10:07- Our son, the stirrer! - You're gonna be a stirrer?!
0:10:07 > 0:10:10- No-one's listening to me! - Wait till you see your sticks.
0:10:10 > 0:10:13I could say anything right now. I'm gonna get an ant tattoo!
0:10:13 > 0:10:17- Let's open some honey and celebrate! - Maybe I'll pierce my thorax.
0:10:17 > 0:10:20Shave my antennae. Shack up with a grasshopper.
0:10:20 > 0:10:23- Get a gold tooth and start calling everybody "dawg"!- I'm so proud!
0:10:27 > 0:10:29BUS BELL RINGS
0:10:29 > 0:10:33- I can't believe we're starting work today!- Today's the day.
0:10:33 > 0:10:37- Come on, all the good jobs will be gone!- Yeah...right.
0:10:37 > 0:10:41Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, front desk...
0:10:41 > 0:10:44- Is it still available? - Hang on. Two left!
0:10:44 > 0:10:47And one of them is yours! Congratulations, son!
0:10:47 > 0:10:51- Yeah!- What'd you get?- Pickin' the crud out.- Whoa!- Stellar!
0:10:51 > 0:10:55- Couple of newbies?- Yes, sir! Our first day and we are ready!
0:10:55 > 0:10:58Well, step up and make your choice.
0:10:58 > 0:11:01- You wanna go first? - Er, no, you go.- Oh, my!
0:11:01 > 0:11:05- What's available? - Restroom attendant is always open.
0:11:05 > 0:11:09- Any chance of getting on to the Krelman, sir?- Sure!
0:11:10 > 0:11:14Oh, sorry, the Krelman just closed out! Wax monkey's always open.
0:11:15 > 0:11:18- And the Krelman opened up again. - What happened?
0:11:18 > 0:11:21Whenever a bee dies, that's an opening. He's dead. Dead.
0:11:21 > 0:11:26Another dead one. Deady. Deadified. Two more dead. But that's life!
0:11:26 > 0:11:29Oh, this is so hard!
0:11:29 > 0:11:32Heating, cooling, stunt bee, pourer, stirrer, humming,
0:11:32 > 0:11:37lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, mite wrangler.
0:11:37 > 0:11:41Barry, what do you think I should... Barry? Barry!
0:11:41 > 0:11:46- We've got the sunflower patch... - RINGING
0:11:46 > 0:11:48- 'Where are you?!' - I'm going out.
0:11:48 > 0:11:51- 'Out?! Out where?!' - Out there!- 'Oh, no!'
0:11:51 > 0:11:54I have to, before I go to work for the rest of my life.
0:11:54 > 0:11:59- 'You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello?'- Another call coming in.
0:11:59 > 0:12:02If anyone's feeling brave, there's a Korean deli on 83rd
0:12:02 > 0:12:07- that gets their roses today! - Hey, guys.
0:12:07 > 0:12:09- Look at that.- Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday?
0:12:09 > 0:12:13- Hold it, son!- It's OK, Lou, we're gonna take him up.
0:12:13 > 0:12:18- Really? Feeling lucky, are ya? - Sign here and here.
0:12:18 > 0:12:20- Just initial that. Thank you. - OK!
0:12:20 > 0:12:23You got a rain advisory and, as you all know,
0:12:23 > 0:12:26bees cannot fly in rain!
0:12:26 > 0:12:29So be careful. As always, watch your brooms,
0:12:29 > 0:12:32hockey sticks, dogs, birds, bears and bats.
0:12:32 > 0:12:36Also, I got a couple of reports of root beer being poured on us.
0:12:36 > 0:12:41Murphy's in a home because of it, just babbling like a cicada!
0:12:41 > 0:12:43- That's awful. - And a reminder for you rookies,
0:12:43 > 0:12:47bee law number one - absolutely no talking to humans!
0:12:47 > 0:12:50All right, launch positions!
0:12:50 > 0:12:53ALL: Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz!
0:12:53 > 0:12:56Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz!
0:12:56 > 0:12:59- Black and yellow! - ALL: Hello!
0:13:00 > 0:13:03- Are you ready for this, hotshot? - Yeah.
0:13:03 > 0:13:06- Yeah, bring it on. - Wind, check.
0:13:06 > 0:13:08- Antennae, check. - Nectar pack, check.
0:13:08 > 0:13:10- Wings, check. - Stinger, check.
0:13:10 > 0:13:14- Scared out of my shorts, check! - OK, ladies,
0:13:14 > 0:13:18- let's move it out! - WINGS WHIRR
0:13:25 > 0:13:29Pound those petunias, you striped stem-suckers!
0:13:29 > 0:13:34- All of you, drain those flowers! - BEES ROAR
0:13:49 > 0:13:52Wow! I'm out!
0:13:52 > 0:13:54I can't believe I'm out!
0:13:55 > 0:13:57So blue!
0:13:58 > 0:14:01Whoa-hoh-hoh!
0:14:04 > 0:14:06I feel so fast and free!
0:14:07 > 0:14:10Box kite!
0:14:10 > 0:14:12Wow!
0:14:21 > 0:14:24Whoa-hoh-hoh-hoh!
0:14:26 > 0:14:28Flowers!
0:14:32 > 0:14:35This is Blue Leader. Roses visual.
0:14:35 > 0:14:37Bring it around 30 degrees and hold.
0:14:37 > 0:14:41- Roses!- 30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around.
0:14:52 > 0:14:55Stand to the side, kid, it's got a bit of a kick.
0:14:55 > 0:14:58MACHINE WHIRRS
0:15:02 > 0:15:04Oh, that is one nectar collector!
0:15:04 > 0:15:07- You ever see pollination up close? - No, sir.
0:15:07 > 0:15:10I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it over here.
0:15:10 > 0:15:13Maybe a dash over there. A pinch on that one.
0:15:13 > 0:15:16- It's a little bit of magic. - Wow! That's amazing!
0:15:16 > 0:15:18- Why do we do that? - That's pollen power, kid.
0:15:18 > 0:15:23- More pollen, more flowers, more nectar, more honey for us.- Cool!
0:15:33 > 0:15:35LAUGHS
0:15:42 > 0:15:46I'm picking up a lot of bright yellow. Could be daisies.
0:15:46 > 0:15:49- Don't we need those? - Copy that visual.
0:15:49 > 0:15:52Hold on. One of these flowers seems to be on the move.
0:15:52 > 0:15:56- Say again? Are you reporting a moving flower?!- Affirmative.
0:16:07 > 0:16:10This is the coolest! What is it?
0:16:10 > 0:16:14- I don't know, but I'm lovin' this colour.- Ah, it smells good!
0:16:14 > 0:16:18- Not like a flower but...I like it. - Yeah, fuzzy.
0:16:18 > 0:16:22- Chemically.- Careful, guys, it's a little grabby.
0:16:22 > 0:16:25- Ugh! - My sweet lord of bees!
0:16:25 > 0:16:29- Hey, candy-brain, get off there! - Problem!
0:16:29 > 0:16:32Ahhh! Guys!
0:16:32 > 0:16:35- This could be bad. - Affirmative.
0:16:35 > 0:16:37Very close.
0:16:37 > 0:16:38Gonna hurt.
0:16:38 > 0:16:41SCREAMS Mama's little boy.
0:16:41 > 0:16:45- You are way out of position, rookie! - SCREAMS
0:16:45 > 0:16:47- WHACK - Coming in at you like a missile!
0:16:47 > 0:16:49WHACK Ow!
0:16:49 > 0:16:51WHACK
0:16:51 > 0:16:55YELLS IN SLOW MOTION
0:16:55 > 0:16:58- I don't think these are flowers. - Should we tell him?
0:16:58 > 0:17:00- I think he knows. - What is this?!
0:17:00 > 0:17:02WHACK
0:17:02 > 0:17:05Whoa!
0:17:05 > 0:17:08Match point! You can start packing up, honey,
0:17:08 > 0:17:11because I believe you're about to EAT IT!
0:17:12 > 0:17:15- Ahem! - Huh? Oh!
0:17:15 > 0:17:18- SCREAMS - Aw!
0:17:19 > 0:17:22Yowser!
0:17:23 > 0:17:27Oh! SCREAMS
0:17:30 > 0:17:32SCREAMS
0:17:35 > 0:17:37COUGHS
0:17:37 > 0:17:40SCREAMS Whoa!
0:17:40 > 0:17:43Ow! Ow! PANTS
0:17:47 > 0:17:49GASPS Ew, gross!
0:17:50 > 0:17:52WHIRRING Whoa!
0:17:52 > 0:17:55Oof! Oof!
0:17:55 > 0:17:57There's a bee in the car! Arghhh!
0:17:57 > 0:17:59ALL SCREAM
0:17:59 > 0:18:00- Do something! - I'm driving!
0:18:00 > 0:18:04- Hi, bee.- He's back here! He's gonna sting me!
0:18:04 > 0:18:06SCREAMS
0:18:06 > 0:18:08Ahhhh! Ow! Oof!
0:18:08 > 0:18:10SNARLS Argh!
0:18:11 > 0:18:15Nobody move. If you don't move, he won't sting you. Freeze!
0:18:17 > 0:18:19- He blinked! - Spray him, Granny!
0:18:19 > 0:18:21What are you doing?!
0:18:21 > 0:18:24HORNS BLARE
0:18:25 > 0:18:27Whoa!
0:18:27 > 0:18:33Wow, the tension level out here is unbelievable!
0:18:33 > 0:18:36I gotta get home. Whoa!
0:18:40 > 0:18:42Oh! Oh!
0:18:44 > 0:18:48Can't fly in rain. Can't fly in rain. Can't fly in rain.
0:18:48 > 0:18:51Can't fly... Oh!
0:18:53 > 0:18:55COUGHS
0:18:55 > 0:18:58SPLAT Whoa! Mayday!
0:18:58 > 0:19:00Mayday! Bee going down! Oof!
0:19:00 > 0:19:03Argh! Ow!
0:19:03 > 0:19:05Ken, could you close the window, please?
0:19:05 > 0:19:10Check out my new resume. I made it into a fold-out brochure. See?
0:19:10 > 0:19:14Oh, no, more humans! I don't need this.
0:19:14 > 0:19:17THUD Ow! What was that?!
0:19:17 > 0:19:21Maybe this time. This time. This time. This time. This time.
0:19:21 > 0:19:25Oh, drapes! That is diabolical!
0:19:25 > 0:19:28It's fantastic. It's got all my special skills,
0:19:28 > 0:19:31- even my top-ten favourite movies. - What's number one? Star Wars?
0:19:31 > 0:19:36Nah, I don't go for that, "Pow! Pow! Pow!" kinda stuff.
0:19:36 > 0:19:39They're out of their minds.
0:19:39 > 0:19:43When I walk out of a job interview, they're flabbergasted.
0:19:43 > 0:19:46Oh, there's the sun! Maybe that's a way out!
0:19:46 > 0:19:50I don't remember the sun having a big 75 on it.
0:19:50 > 0:19:52THUD Ow!
0:19:54 > 0:19:57I gotta tell ya, I predicted global warming.
0:19:57 > 0:20:01I could feel it getting hotter. First, I thought it was just me.
0:20:02 > 0:20:06- Wait! Stop! Bee! - ALL SCREAM
0:20:06 > 0:20:09- Kill it! - Stand back. These are winter boots!
0:20:11 > 0:20:14- YELLS - Wait! Don't kill him!
0:20:14 > 0:20:17I'm allergic to them! This thing could kill me!
0:20:17 > 0:20:20Why does his life have any less value than yours?
0:20:20 > 0:20:24Why does his life have any less value than mine?
0:20:24 > 0:20:27- Is that your statement? - All life has value.
0:20:27 > 0:20:31You don't know what he's capable of feeling.
0:20:32 > 0:20:34My brochure!
0:20:46 > 0:20:49There you go, little guy.
0:20:53 > 0:20:56I'm not scared of them but, you know, it's an allergic thing.
0:20:56 > 0:21:00- Put that on your resume.- It's not funny! My face could puff up!
0:21:00 > 0:21:02Make it one of your special skills.
0:21:02 > 0:21:06You know, knocking someone out is also a special skill.
0:21:08 > 0:21:11- Right. Bye, Vanessa. - Next week? Yogurt night?
0:21:11 > 0:21:15- Yeah, sure, Ken. Whatever. - You could put carob chips on there.
0:21:15 > 0:21:17Night. Bye.
0:21:19 > 0:21:21SPLOSH Oh!
0:21:23 > 0:21:25SIGHS I gotta say something.
0:21:25 > 0:21:29She saved my life. I gotta say something.
0:21:29 > 0:21:32INHALES All right, here goes.
0:21:42 > 0:21:45Er... Nah.
0:21:51 > 0:21:54What would I say?
0:21:55 > 0:21:57I could really get in trouble.
0:21:59 > 0:22:03It's a bee law - you're not supposed to talk to a human.
0:22:03 > 0:22:06I can't believe I'm doing this. I've got to.
0:22:06 > 0:22:09Oh, I can't do it! Come on!
0:22:09 > 0:22:12No. Yes. No. Do it!
0:22:12 > 0:22:15I can't. How should I start it?
0:22:15 > 0:22:19"You like jazz?" No, that's no good. Here she comes!
0:22:19 > 0:22:22Speak, you fool! Erm, hi. SHE GASPS
0:22:22 > 0:22:26- I'm sorry.- You're talking. - Yes, I know, I know.
0:22:26 > 0:22:30- You're talking!- I'm so sorry. - No, it's OK. It's fine.
0:22:30 > 0:22:34I know I'm dreaming. But I don't recall going to bed.
0:22:34 > 0:22:37Well, you know, I'm sure this is very disconcerting...
0:22:37 > 0:22:42Yeah, this is a bit of a surprise to me. I mean...you're a bee!
0:22:42 > 0:22:45Yeah, I am a bee and, er, I'm not supposed to be doing this
0:22:45 > 0:22:50but they were all trying to kill me and if it wasn't for you...
0:22:50 > 0:22:52I mean, I had to thank you, it's the way I was raised.
0:22:52 > 0:22:54Ow!
0:22:54 > 0:22:56Ow! That was a little weird.
0:22:56 > 0:23:00- I'm talking with a bee.- Yeah. - I'm talking to a bee.- Anyway...
0:23:00 > 0:23:03- And the bee is talking to me! - Erm, I just want you to know
0:23:03 > 0:23:06- that I'm grateful. I'm gonna leave now.- Wait!
0:23:06 > 0:23:10- How did you learn to do that? - What?- Th-Th-The talking thing.
0:23:10 > 0:23:13Same way you did, I guess. Mama, Dada, honey.
0:23:13 > 0:23:17- You pick it up.- That's very funny. - Yeah, bees are funny.
0:23:17 > 0:23:21If we didn't laugh, we'd cry with what we have to deal with. Anyway...
0:23:21 > 0:23:25- Can I, er...get you something? - Like what?
0:23:25 > 0:23:29I don't know. I mean... I don't know. Coffee?
0:23:29 > 0:23:31Well, er, I don't wanna put you out.
0:23:31 > 0:23:35- It takes two minutes. - Really?- It's just coffee.
0:23:35 > 0:23:37- I hate to impose. - Don't be ridiculous!
0:23:37 > 0:23:40- Actually, I would love a cup. - Rum cake?
0:23:40 > 0:23:42- I shouldn't.- Have a little. - No, I can't.
0:23:42 > 0:23:46- Oh, come on!- I'm trying to lose a couple of micrograms.
0:23:46 > 0:23:49- Where?!- These stripes don't help. - You look great!
0:23:49 > 0:23:51You know anything about fashion? SHE LAUGHS
0:23:51 > 0:23:54- Are you all right? - No.
0:23:56 > 0:24:00He's making the tie in the cab as they're flying up Madison.
0:24:00 > 0:24:02So he finally gets there,
0:24:02 > 0:24:05he runs up the steps into the church, the wedding is on...
0:24:05 > 0:24:10- Yeah?- ..and he says, "Watermelon? I thought you said Guatemalan."
0:24:10 > 0:24:12"Why would I marry a watermelon?" LAUGHS
0:24:15 > 0:24:16- Oh! - LAUGHS
0:24:16 > 0:24:20Is that, er...a bee joke?
0:24:20 > 0:24:24- Yeah, that's the kind of stuff we do. - Yeah, different.
0:24:24 > 0:24:26So, anyway, what are you gonna do, Barry?
0:24:26 > 0:24:28About work? I don't know.
0:24:28 > 0:24:33I wanna do my part for the hive but I can't do it the way they want.
0:24:33 > 0:24:35- I know how you feel. - You do?
0:24:35 > 0:24:38Sure. My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or a doctor,
0:24:38 > 0:24:41- but I wanted to be a florist. - Really?
0:24:41 > 0:24:45- My only interest is flowers. - Our new queen was just elected
0:24:45 > 0:24:47- with that same campaign slogan. - Oh.
0:24:47 > 0:24:52Anyway, erm, you see, if you look... See, there's my hive, right there.
0:24:52 > 0:24:54- You can see it. - Oh, you're in Sheep Meadow?!
0:24:54 > 0:24:59- Yes! You know the Turtle Pond?- Yes. - I'm right off of that!- No way!
0:24:59 > 0:25:01- I lost a toe ring there once. - Really?
0:25:01 > 0:25:04- Yes.- Why do girls put rings on their toes?
0:25:04 > 0:25:07- Why not?- It's like putting a hat on your knee.
0:25:07 > 0:25:12- Maybe I'll try that.- You all right? - Oh, yeah! Fine!
0:25:12 > 0:25:16- Just having two cups of coffee! - CHUCKLES
0:25:16 > 0:25:19SHE SIGHS
0:25:24 > 0:25:28Er...anyway, this has been great.
0:25:28 > 0:25:32- Thanks for the coffee.- No trouble. - Sorry I couldn't finish it.
0:25:32 > 0:25:34If I did, I'd be up the rest of my life.
0:25:34 > 0:25:36SHE CHUCKLES
0:25:36 > 0:25:40- Erm...can I take a piece of this with me?- Sure!
0:25:40 > 0:25:45- Here, have a crumb.- Ooh, thanks! - Yeah.
0:25:46 > 0:25:50All right. Well, then, er... I guess I'll see you around.
0:25:50 > 0:25:53- Or not. Or... - OK, Barry.
0:25:53 > 0:25:56And, er, thank you so much again for before.
0:25:56 > 0:26:01- Oh, that? Oh, that was nothing! - Well, not nothing, but anyway...
0:26:08 > 0:26:11- Huh? - SHE GIGGLES
0:26:12 > 0:26:16- SHATTERING - Argh!
0:26:16 > 0:26:19BELL RINGS
0:26:21 > 0:26:25- This can't work.- He's all set to go, we may as well try it.
0:26:25 > 0:26:28LOUDSPEAKER: 'OK, Dave, pull the chute.'
0:26:28 > 0:26:31Argh!
0:26:31 > 0:26:35- Sounds amazing.- It was. It was the scariest, happiest moment of my life.
0:26:35 > 0:26:38Humans! I can't believe you were with humans!
0:26:38 > 0:26:42- Giant, scary humans! What were they like?- Huge and crazy.
0:26:42 > 0:26:46They talk crazy. They eat crazy giant things. They drive real crazy.
0:26:46 > 0:26:49- Do they try and kill you?- Some of them. But some of them don't.
0:26:49 > 0:26:52- How'd you get back?- Poodle. - Look, you did it and I'm glad.
0:26:52 > 0:26:56You saw whatever you wanted to see, you had your "experience"
0:26:56 > 0:26:58and now you can pick out your job
0:26:58 > 0:27:01- and everything can be normal. - Well...- Well?
0:27:01 > 0:27:04- Well, I met someone. - You met someone?!
0:27:04 > 0:27:07Was she Bee-ish? Not a wasp?! Your parents will kill you!
0:27:07 > 0:27:10- No, no, no, not a wasp.- Spider? - I'm not attracted to spiders.
0:27:10 > 0:27:13For everyone else it's hot, with the eight legs and all.
0:27:13 > 0:27:17- I can't get by that face. - So, er, who is she?
0:27:17 > 0:27:21- She's, er...human.- Oh, no, no, no, no, that didn't happen!
0:27:21 > 0:27:25- That's a bee law. You wouldn't break a bee law.- Her name's Vanessa.
0:27:25 > 0:27:28- Oh, boy! - She's so nice!
0:27:28 > 0:27:32- And she's a florist!- Oh, no, you're dating a human florist!
0:27:32 > 0:27:36- We're not dating! - You're talking to human beings
0:27:36 > 0:27:39that attack our homes with power washers and M-80s!
0:27:39 > 0:27:42- That's one-eighth of a stick of dynamite!- She saved my life!
0:27:42 > 0:27:46- And she understands me. - This is over!
0:27:46 > 0:27:47Eat this. HE GULPS
0:27:47 > 0:27:49This is not over!
0:27:49 > 0:27:52- What was that?!- A crumb. - That was so stingin' stripey!
0:27:52 > 0:27:56That's not even what they eat, that just falls off what they eat!
0:27:56 > 0:27:59- Do you know what a Cinnabon is?- No. - It's bread, and cinnamon,
0:27:59 > 0:28:03- and frosting. They heat it up... - Sit down!- ..really hot!
0:28:03 > 0:28:06Listen to me! We are not them! We're us!
0:28:06 > 0:28:09- There's us and there's them! - Yes, but who can deny
0:28:09 > 0:28:12- the heart that is yearning? - There's no yearning!
0:28:12 > 0:28:18Stop yearning! You have got to start thinking bee! Thinking bee!
0:28:18 > 0:28:20- Thinking bee! - Thinking bee!
0:28:20 > 0:28:23ALL CHANT: Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
0:28:25 > 0:28:28There he is. He's in the pool.
0:28:28 > 0:28:30You know what your problem is?
0:28:30 > 0:28:33- I gotta start thinking bee?- How much longer is this going to go on?
0:28:33 > 0:28:37It's been three days! Why are you not working?
0:28:37 > 0:28:40- I've got a lot of big life decisions I'm thinking about.- What life?
0:28:40 > 0:28:44You have no life! You have no job. You're barely a bee!
0:28:44 > 0:28:47- Urgh.- Would it kill you to just make a little honey? Come out,
0:28:47 > 0:28:50your father's talking to you. Martin, talk to him!
0:28:50 > 0:28:53Barry, I'm talking to you!
0:28:59 > 0:29:00# Sugar
0:29:02 > 0:29:03# Oh, honey, honey
0:29:06 > 0:29:09# You are my candy girl
0:29:09 > 0:29:12# And you got me wanting you... # SPLAT
0:29:12 > 0:29:15BOTH GASP
0:29:15 > 0:29:18BOTH LAUGH
0:29:19 > 0:29:23- You coming? - Got everything?
0:29:23 > 0:29:25All set!
0:29:25 > 0:29:28- You go ahead, I'll catch up. - Don't be too long.
0:29:29 > 0:29:33# ..I just can't believe the loveliness of loving you
0:29:33 > 0:29:36# I just can't believe it's true
0:29:36 > 0:29:40# I just can't believe the wonder of this feeling too
0:29:40 > 0:29:42# I just can't believe... #
0:29:42 > 0:29:43Watch this!
0:29:43 > 0:29:45# ..Oh, sugar
0:29:47 > 0:29:49# Oh, honey, honey... #
0:29:51 > 0:29:53BOOM
0:29:54 > 0:29:56BOOM Vanessa!
0:29:57 > 0:30:00- HE COUGHS - We are still here, Barry.
0:30:00 > 0:30:04Told you not to yell at him! He doesn't respond to yelling!
0:30:04 > 0:30:07- Then, why are you yelling at me?! - You don't listen!- Ah!
0:30:07 > 0:30:11- Sorry, I've gotta go.- Where? - Nowhere. I'm meeting a friend.
0:30:11 > 0:30:15- A girl? Is this why you can't decide?- Bye!
0:30:15 > 0:30:18I just hope she's Bee-ish.
0:30:20 > 0:30:24So they have a huge parade of just flowers every year in Pasadena?
0:30:24 > 0:30:29Oh, to be in the Tournament of Roses, that's every florist's dream!
0:30:29 > 0:30:33Up on a float, surrounded by flowers, crowds cheering!
0:30:33 > 0:30:36A tournament! Do the roses actually compete in athletic events?
0:30:36 > 0:30:39No. All right, I've got one.
0:30:39 > 0:30:42- How come you don't fly everywhere? - It's exhausting.
0:30:42 > 0:30:46- Why don't you run everywhere? Isn't that faster?- Yeah, OK, I see.
0:30:46 > 0:30:50- All right, your turn.- TiVo. You can just freeze live TV? That's insane!
0:30:50 > 0:30:54- What, you don't have that? - We have Hivo but it's a disease.
0:30:54 > 0:30:57- It's a horrible, horrible disease. - Oh, my!
0:30:57 > 0:31:02- Oh, dumb bees!- You must just wanna...sting all those jerks.
0:31:02 > 0:31:05We try not to sting. It's usually fatal for us.
0:31:05 > 0:31:08So you have to watch your temper.
0:31:08 > 0:31:11Oh, yeah, very carefully. You kick a wall, take a walk,
0:31:11 > 0:31:14write an angry letter and throw it out. You work through it
0:31:14 > 0:31:18like any emotion - anger, jealousy...lust.
0:31:18 > 0:31:19WHACK
0:31:19 > 0:31:23- Oh, my goodness! Are you OK?- Yeah. Phew!
0:31:23 > 0:31:25- What is wrong with you?! - It's a bug.
0:31:25 > 0:31:29Well, he's not bothering anybody! Get outta here, you creep!
0:31:29 > 0:31:33- What was that, a Pic 'N' Save circular?- Yeah, it was.
0:31:33 > 0:31:38- How did you know?- It felt like about ten pages. 75 is our limit.
0:31:38 > 0:31:41- Boy, you've really got that down to a science.- We have to.
0:31:41 > 0:31:46- I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue. - I'll bet.- What is this?!
0:31:46 > 0:31:49How did this get here?! "Cute Bee"? "Golden Blossom"?
0:31:49 > 0:31:53"Ray Liotta Private Select"?
0:31:53 > 0:31:56- Is he that actor?- I never heard of him. Why is this here?!
0:31:56 > 0:32:00- For people. We eat it.- Why?! You don't have enough food of your own?!
0:32:00 > 0:32:04- Well, yes.- How do you even get it? - Well, bees make it...
0:32:04 > 0:32:07I know who makes it! And it's hard to make it!
0:32:07 > 0:32:11There's heating, cooling, stirring! You need a whole Krelman thing!
0:32:11 > 0:32:13- It's organic. - It's our-ganic!
0:32:13 > 0:32:17- It's just honey, Barry.- Just... What?! Bees don't know about this!
0:32:17 > 0:32:20This is stealing! A lot of stealing!
0:32:20 > 0:32:24You've taken our homes, schools, hospitals! This is all we have!
0:32:24 > 0:32:29And it's on sale?! I'm gonna get to the bottom of this!
0:32:33 > 0:32:34Grrrr!
0:32:35 > 0:32:38Hey, Hector.
0:32:39 > 0:32:42- You almost done? - Almost.
0:32:42 > 0:32:46- SQUELCHING - He is here, I sense it.
0:32:55 > 0:32:59Well, I guess I'll go home now and just leave this nice honey out,
0:32:59 > 0:33:03- with no-one around. - You're busted, box boy!
0:33:03 > 0:33:05Ah-ha! I knew I heard something.
0:33:05 > 0:33:08- So you can talk! - Oh, I can talk.
0:33:08 > 0:33:12And now you're gonna talk! Where are you getting all the sweet stuff?!
0:33:12 > 0:33:14I don't know. I thought we were all friends.
0:33:14 > 0:33:18The last thing we want to do is upset any of you BEES! Hah!
0:33:18 > 0:33:22- You're too late! It's ours now! - You have crossed the wrong sword!
0:33:22 > 0:33:26You are about to be lunch for my iguana, Ignacio!
0:33:26 > 0:33:30Where's the honey coming from?! BARRY SNARLS
0:33:30 > 0:33:34- Tell me where!- H-Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms!
0:33:45 > 0:33:48HORN BLARES Argh!
0:33:53 > 0:33:55SCREAMS
0:33:56 > 0:33:59- BARRY GASPS - Crazy person!
0:34:07 > 0:34:09Huh?
0:34:16 > 0:34:18Oh!
0:34:25 > 0:34:27ARGHHHH!
0:34:28 > 0:34:31THUD
0:34:32 > 0:34:34Oh, my, what horrible thing has happened here?!
0:34:34 > 0:34:38Look at these faces, they never knew what hit them!
0:34:38 > 0:34:41- And now they're on the road to nowhere!- Psst!
0:34:41 > 0:34:44- Just keep still! - What? You're not dead?
0:34:44 > 0:34:47Do I look dead?! They will wipe anything that moves.
0:34:47 > 0:34:49- Where you headed? - Honey Farms.
0:34:49 > 0:34:52- I am onto something huge here! - I'm goin' to Alaska.
0:34:52 > 0:34:55Moose blood, crazy stuff. Blows your head off!
0:34:55 > 0:34:58- I'm going to Tacoma. - What about you?
0:34:58 > 0:35:01- He really is dead. - All right.- Uh-oh!
0:35:01 > 0:35:05- What is that?!- A wiper! Triple blade! - Triple blade?!
0:35:05 > 0:35:08Jump on! It's your only chance, bee!
0:35:08 > 0:35:12Why does everything have to be so doggone clean?!
0:35:12 > 0:35:15How much do you people need to see?! Open your eyes!
0:35:15 > 0:35:20- Stick your head out the window! - RADIO CHATTER
0:35:20 > 0:35:23But don't kill no more bugs!
0:35:23 > 0:35:25SCREAMS
0:35:25 > 0:35:27- Bee! - Moose-blood guy!
0:35:27 > 0:35:29BARRY SCREAMS
0:35:29 > 0:35:32INSECT SCREAMS
0:35:32 > 0:35:34THUD
0:35:34 > 0:35:36BOTH SCREAM
0:35:36 > 0:35:39- You hear something?- Like what? - Like tiny screaming.
0:35:39 > 0:35:41Turn off the radio.
0:35:41 > 0:35:45BOTH GASP
0:35:47 > 0:35:49- Ah-ha! - WAAAAAAH!
0:35:49 > 0:35:51SCREAMS
0:35:52 > 0:35:55- Hey, whassup, bee boy?! - Hey, Blood!
0:35:55 > 0:36:00- And it was just a row of honey jars as far as the eye could see.- Wow!
0:36:00 > 0:36:04I'm assuming wherever this truck goes that's where they're getting it.
0:36:04 > 0:36:07- I mean, that honey's ours. - Bees hang tight.
0:36:07 > 0:36:11- We're all jammed in there. It's a close community.- Not us.
0:36:11 > 0:36:14- Every mosquito on his own. - Well, what if you get in trouble?
0:36:14 > 0:36:18You a mosquito, YOU in trouble. Nobody likes us. They all smackin'.
0:36:18 > 0:36:22- Smack, smack!- At least you're out in the world. You meet a lotta girls?
0:36:22 > 0:36:27Mosquito girls try to trade up, get with a moth, dragonfly.
0:36:27 > 0:36:30Mosquito girl don't want no mosquito. Whoa!
0:36:30 > 0:36:32You got to be kiddin' me!
0:36:32 > 0:36:35Mooseblood's about to leave the buildin'! So long!
0:36:35 > 0:36:38- Hey, guys! - EXCITED CHATTER
0:36:38 > 0:36:41I knew I'd catch y'all down here. Did you bring your crazy straw?
0:36:41 > 0:36:43MOSQUITOES: Yeah.
0:36:45 > 0:36:47TRUCK HORN BEEPS
0:36:50 > 0:36:53BRAKES HISS
0:36:56 > 0:36:59Then we throw it in some jars, slap a label on it,
0:36:59 > 0:37:01and it's pretty much pure profit.
0:37:01 > 0:37:05- What is this place?- A bee's got a brain the size of a pinhead.
0:37:05 > 0:37:08- They are pinheads! - MEN LAUGH
0:37:08 > 0:37:10Pinhead!
0:37:10 > 0:37:13- Hey, check out the new smoker. - Oh, sweet! That's the one you want.
0:37:13 > 0:37:18- The Thomas 3000!- Smoker? - 90 puffs a minute, semiautomatic.
0:37:18 > 0:37:22- Twice the nicotine, all the tar. - BOTH LAUGH
0:37:22 > 0:37:24A couple of breaths of this knocks 'em right out!
0:37:24 > 0:37:27BOTH LAUGH
0:37:27 > 0:37:30They make the honey and we make the money.
0:37:30 > 0:37:34"They make the honey and we make the money"?
0:37:47 > 0:37:49BEES COUGH
0:37:52 > 0:37:56Oh, my!
0:37:56 > 0:38:01- What's going on? Are you OK? - Yeah. It doesn't last too long.
0:38:01 > 0:38:05How did all these bees get here? Do you know you're in a fake hive?
0:38:05 > 0:38:09- Our queen was moved here. We had no choice.- This is your queen?!
0:38:09 > 0:38:12That's a man in women's clothes! That's a drag queen!
0:38:12 > 0:38:14RUMBLING
0:38:17 > 0:38:19What is this?!
0:38:27 > 0:38:30Oh, no, there's hundreds of them!
0:38:37 > 0:38:39CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS
0:38:41 > 0:38:45Bee honey. Our honey is being brazenly stolen on a massive scale!
0:38:45 > 0:38:48This is worse than anything the bears have done to us,
0:38:48 > 0:38:51- and I intend to do something! - Oh, Barry, stop!
0:38:51 > 0:38:54Who told you humans are taking our honey? That's just a rumour!
0:38:54 > 0:38:59- Do these look like rumours?!- These are obviously doctored photos.
0:38:59 > 0:39:02Barry, how did you get mixed up in all this?
0:39:02 > 0:39:04- He's been talking to humans. - What?!
0:39:04 > 0:39:07- Talking to humans?! - He has a human girlfriend.
0:39:07 > 0:39:10- And they make out! - Make out? Barry!
0:39:10 > 0:39:14- We do not!- You wish you could. - Whose side are you on?!- The bees!
0:39:14 > 0:39:19I dated a cricket once. Those crazy legs kept me up all night.
0:39:19 > 0:39:23- This is what you want to do with your life?- For all our lives.
0:39:23 > 0:39:26Nobody works harder than bees. Dad, I remember
0:39:26 > 0:39:30you coming home so overworked your hands were still stirring.
0:39:30 > 0:39:34- I remember that.- What right do they have to our hard-earned honey?!
0:39:34 > 0:39:38We're livin' on two cups a year, they're puttin' it in lip balm
0:39:38 > 0:39:41- for no reason whatsoever! - But what could one bee do?
0:39:41 > 0:39:44- I'm gonna sting them where it hurts! - In the face?!- No.
0:39:44 > 0:39:47- In the eye? That would really hurt. - No.- Up the nose?
0:39:47 > 0:39:51There's only one place you can sting the humans.
0:39:51 > 0:39:57Hive at Five, the hive's full-hour action news source.
0:39:57 > 0:39:59Aaaargh!
0:39:59 > 0:40:02ALL CHANT: No more bee beards! No more bee beards!
0:40:02 > 0:40:05ROARS
0:40:05 > 0:40:07'With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk.
0:40:07 > 0:40:10'Weather with Storm Stinger. Sports with Buzz Larvi.
0:40:10 > 0:40:13'And Jeanette Chung.'
0:40:15 > 0:40:17- Good evening, I'm Bob Bumble. - And I'm Jeanette Chung.
0:40:17 > 0:40:22Our top story, Barry Benson is saying he intends to sue the human race
0:40:22 > 0:40:26for stealing our honey, packaging it and profiting from it illegally!
0:40:29 > 0:40:31Tomorrow night on Bee Larry King,
0:40:31 > 0:40:35we're gonna have three former queens here in our studio,
0:40:35 > 0:40:37discussing their new book, Classy Ladies,
0:40:37 > 0:40:41out this week on Hexagon. Tonight, we're talking to Barry Benson.
0:40:41 > 0:40:45Did you ever think, "I'm a kid from the hive. I can't do this"?
0:40:45 > 0:40:48Bees have never been afraid to change the world.
0:40:48 > 0:40:51What about Bee Columbus? Bee Gandhi? Bejesus?
0:40:51 > 0:40:53Where I'm from, you wouldn't think of suing humans.
0:40:53 > 0:40:58- We were thinking stickball or candy stores.- How old are you?
0:40:58 > 0:41:01The entire bee community is supporting you in this case,
0:41:01 > 0:41:05- which is certain to be the trial of the bee century.- Thank you.
0:41:05 > 0:41:08- They have a Larry King in the human world, too.- It's a common name.
0:41:08 > 0:41:12- Next week...- No, he looks like you and has a show with suspenders
0:41:12 > 0:41:15- and coloured dots behind him. - Next week...
0:41:15 > 0:41:20Glasses, quotes along the bottom from the guest you're watching.
0:41:20 > 0:41:23Bear Week next week! They're scary, hairy and they're here live.
0:41:23 > 0:41:28Always leans forward, pointy shoulders, squinty eyes, very Jewish.
0:41:29 > 0:41:34Well, in tennis, you attack at the point of weakness!
0:41:34 > 0:41:38But it was my grandmother, Ken. She's 81.
0:41:38 > 0:41:41Her backhand's a joke! I'm not gonna take advantage of that?!
0:41:41 > 0:41:44Quiet, please, actual work going on here. >
0:41:44 > 0:41:48- Is that that same bee? - Yes, it is! >
0:41:48 > 0:41:51- I'm helping him sue the human race. - What?
0:41:51 > 0:41:53- Hello. - Hello, bee.
0:41:53 > 0:41:56- This is Ken. - Yeah, I remember you.
0:41:56 > 0:41:59Timberland, size ten and a half. Vibram sole, I believe.
0:41:59 > 0:42:02Why does he talk again?
0:42:02 > 0:42:05Listen, you better go, cos we're really busy working.
0:42:05 > 0:42:09- But it's our yogurt night! - Oh. Bye-bye.- Oh!
0:42:09 > 0:42:12Why is yogurt night so difficult?!
0:42:13 > 0:42:16Oh, you poor thing! You two have been at this for hours!
0:42:16 > 0:42:18Yes, and Adam here has been a huge help(!)
0:42:18 > 0:42:21- HE SNORES - Frosting...
0:42:21 > 0:42:22How many sugars?
0:42:22 > 0:42:25Just one. I try not to use the competition. Ooh!
0:42:25 > 0:42:27So, why are you helping me, anyway?
0:42:27 > 0:42:31- Bees have good qualities. - Si. Cierto.
0:42:31 > 0:42:34And it feels good to take my mind off the shop.
0:42:34 > 0:42:37Instead of flowers, people are giving balloon bouquets now.
0:42:37 > 0:42:41- Yeah, those are great, if you're three!- And artificial flowers.
0:42:41 > 0:42:45- Oh, those just get me psychotic! - Yeah, me, too!
0:42:45 > 0:42:49- The bent stingers, the pointless pollination!- Oh, bees must hate them!
0:42:49 > 0:42:53- Nothing worse than a daffodil that's had work done.- Well...
0:42:53 > 0:42:55maybe this could make up for it.
0:42:55 > 0:42:58- This lawsuit's a pretty big deal. - I guess.
0:42:58 > 0:43:00Sure you wanna go through with it?
0:43:00 > 0:43:04Am I sure? When I'm done with the humans, they won't be able to say,
0:43:04 > 0:43:08"Honey, I'm home," without paying a royalty.
0:43:08 > 0:43:11It's an incredible scene here in downtown Manhattan,
0:43:11 > 0:43:14where the world is anxiously waiting
0:43:14 > 0:43:17because, for the first time in history, we're going to hear
0:43:17 > 0:43:20for ourselves if a honeybee can actually speak.
0:43:24 > 0:43:29- (What have we gotten into here, Barry?)- It's pretty big, isn't it?
0:43:29 > 0:43:32I can't believe how many humans don't work during the day.
0:43:32 > 0:43:36Think billion-dollar multinational food companies have good lawyers?
0:43:36 > 0:43:40LOUDSPEAKER: 'Everybody needs to stay back behind the barricade.'
0:43:48 > 0:43:49Argh!
0:43:49 > 0:43:52- HE SHIVERS - What's the matter?
0:43:52 > 0:43:54I don't know, I just got a chill.
0:43:54 > 0:43:56GASPING
0:44:00 > 0:44:03Well, if it isn't the bee team.
0:44:03 > 0:44:06- Any of you boys work on this? - HE CHUCKLES
0:44:06 > 0:44:07Hmph!
0:44:07 > 0:44:11All rise! The honourable Judge Bumbleden presiding!
0:44:11 > 0:44:16All right, case number 4475. Superior court of New York,
0:44:16 > 0:44:20Barry B Benson versus the honey industry is now in session.
0:44:20 > 0:44:24Mr Montgomery, you're representing the five major food companies.
0:44:24 > 0:44:28- A privilege. - Mr Benson.
0:44:29 > 0:44:31You're representing all bees of the world?
0:44:31 > 0:44:34BARRY CLEARS THROAT
0:44:36 > 0:44:39Bzzz. Bzz bzz bzz bzzzz bzz.
0:44:39 > 0:44:41Bz bzzzz bz bzzz bzzz!
0:44:41 > 0:44:44I'm kidding! Yes, your honour, we're ready to proceed.
0:44:44 > 0:44:47- MR MONTGOMERY SIGHS - And Mr Montgomery,
0:44:47 > 0:44:50your opening statement, please.
0:44:50 > 0:44:55- HE CLEARS THROAT - Ladies and gentlemen of the jury,
0:44:55 > 0:44:58my grandmother was a simple woman.
0:44:58 > 0:45:03Born on a farm, she believed it was man's divine right to benefit
0:45:03 > 0:45:06from the bounty of nature God put before us!
0:45:06 > 0:45:10If we lived in the topsy-turvy world Mr Benson imagines,
0:45:10 > 0:45:13j-j-just think of what it would mean.
0:45:13 > 0:45:16I would have to negotiate with a silk worm
0:45:16 > 0:45:19- for the elastic in my breaches! - JURY GASPS
0:45:19 > 0:45:22Talking bee(!) How do we know this isn't some
0:45:22 > 0:45:27sort of holographic, motion picture, Hollywood wizardry?
0:45:27 > 0:45:29They could be using laser beams!
0:45:29 > 0:45:32Robotics, ventriloquism, cloning!
0:45:32 > 0:45:36For all we know, he could be on steroids!
0:45:36 > 0:45:38JURY MUTTERS
0:45:38 > 0:45:40Mr Benson.
0:45:41 > 0:45:43BARRY SIGHS
0:45:45 > 0:45:49Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I'm just an ordinary bee.
0:45:49 > 0:45:53And as a bee, honey's pretty important to me, to all bees.
0:45:53 > 0:45:57We invented it, we make it and we protect it with our lives.
0:45:57 > 0:46:00Unfortunately, there are some people who think
0:46:00 > 0:46:03they can take what they want cos we're the little guys.
0:46:03 > 0:46:06What I'm hoping, after this is all over,
0:46:06 > 0:46:10you'll see how, by taking our honey, you're not only taking away
0:46:10 > 0:46:13everything we have, but everything we are!
0:46:15 > 0:46:19Oh, I wish he would dress like that all the time. So nice!
0:46:19 > 0:46:23- Call your first witness.- So, Mr Klauss Vanderhayden of Honey Farms.
0:46:23 > 0:46:26- Pretty big company you have there. - I suppose so.
0:46:26 > 0:46:30And I see you also own Honeyburton. And Honron!
0:46:30 > 0:46:33Yes, they provide bee keepers for our farms.
0:46:33 > 0:46:36Bee keeper. I find that to be a very disturbing term.
0:46:36 > 0:46:40I don't imagine you employ any bee free-ers, do you?
0:46:40 > 0:46:42- (Er, no.) - I couldn't hear you.
0:46:42 > 0:46:46- No.- No. Because you don't free bees. You keep bees.
0:46:46 > 0:46:48Not only that, it seems you thought a bear
0:46:48 > 0:46:52would be an appropriate image for a jar of honey.
0:46:52 > 0:46:54Well...they're loveable creatures.
0:46:54 > 0:46:58Yogi Bear, Fozzie Bear, oh, Build-A-Bear.
0:46:58 > 0:47:00You mean like this.
0:47:00 > 0:47:02BEAR ROARS AND PEOPLE SCREAM
0:47:02 > 0:47:04Bears kill bees!
0:47:04 > 0:47:09How would you like his big hairy head crashing through your living room?
0:47:09 > 0:47:12Biting into your couch? Raagh! Raargh!
0:47:12 > 0:47:16OK, that's enough, take him away.
0:47:20 > 0:47:22So, Mr Sting, thank you for being here.
0:47:22 > 0:47:26Your name intrigues me. Where have I heard it before?
0:47:26 > 0:47:29- I was in a band called The Police. - But you've never been
0:47:29 > 0:47:32- a police officer of any kind. - No, I haven't.- No, you haven't.
0:47:32 > 0:47:37Here we have yet another example of bee culture being casually stolen
0:47:37 > 0:47:41- by a human for nothing more than a prance-about-stage name.- Oh, please!
0:47:41 > 0:47:46Have you ever been stung, Mr Sting? I'm feeling a little stung, Sting.
0:47:46 > 0:47:50Or should I say, Mr Gordon M Sumner!
0:47:50 > 0:47:53- JURY GASPS - That's not his real name?!
0:47:53 > 0:47:55- You idiot! - Argh!
0:47:55 > 0:47:59Mr Liotta, first may I offer my belated congratulations
0:47:59 > 0:48:02on your EMMY win for a guest spot on ER in 2005.
0:48:02 > 0:48:04- Thank you, thank you. - HE LAUGHS
0:48:04 > 0:48:08I see from your resume that you're devilishly handsome
0:48:08 > 0:48:11with a churning inner turmoil, always ready to blow.
0:48:11 > 0:48:13I enjoy what I do. Is that a crime?
0:48:13 > 0:48:16Not yet, but is this what it's come to for you, Mr Liotta?
0:48:16 > 0:48:21Exploiting tiny helpless bees, so you don't have to rehearse your art
0:48:21 > 0:48:25- and learn your lines, sir? - Watch it! I could blow right now!
0:48:25 > 0:48:28This isn't a good fella, this is a bad fella!
0:48:28 > 0:48:32Why doesn't someone step on this creep?! Then we can all go home!
0:48:32 > 0:48:35- Order in this court! - You're all thinking it!
0:48:35 > 0:48:39- THEY GASP - Order! Mr Liotta, please sit down!
0:48:44 > 0:48:47It was awfully nice of that bear to pitch in like that.
0:48:47 > 0:48:50I'm telling you I think the jury's on our side.
0:48:50 > 0:48:54- Are we doing everything right, legally?- I'm a florist.
0:48:54 > 0:48:58Right, right. Well, here's to a great team.
0:48:58 > 0:49:01- To a great team! - BOTH GIGGLE
0:49:01 > 0:49:04- Well, hello. - Oh! Ken.
0:49:04 > 0:49:06- Hello! - Er, I didn't think you were coming.
0:49:06 > 0:49:11I was just late. I tried to call but...the battery.
0:49:11 > 0:49:15I didn't want this to go to waste, so I called Barry.
0:49:15 > 0:49:17- Luckily he was free. - Yeah.
0:49:17 > 0:49:19Oh, that was lucky(!)
0:49:21 > 0:49:23There's still a little left. I could heat it up.
0:49:23 > 0:49:26Yeah, heat it up. Sure, whatever.
0:49:29 > 0:49:32So, I hear you're quite a tennis player.
0:49:32 > 0:49:36I'm not much for the game myself, I find the ball a little grabby.
0:49:37 > 0:49:41That's where I usually sit. Right...there.
0:49:41 > 0:49:43- BARRY GULPS - Ken?
0:49:43 > 0:49:47Barry was looking at your resume and he agreed with me
0:49:47 > 0:49:51that eating with chopsticks isn't really a special skill.
0:49:51 > 0:49:54You think I don't see what you're doing?
0:49:54 > 0:49:57I know how hard it is to find the right job.
0:49:57 > 0:50:00- We certainly have that in common. - Do we?
0:50:00 > 0:50:04Bees have 100 percent employment, but we do jobs like taking the crud out.
0:50:04 > 0:50:07That's just what I was thinking about doing. Oh.
0:50:07 > 0:50:10Ken? I let Barry borrow your razor for his fuzz.
0:50:10 > 0:50:14- I hope that was all right? - Argh!
0:50:14 > 0:50:18HE BURPS I'm gonna go drain the old stinger.
0:50:18 > 0:50:20Yeah, you do that.
0:50:21 > 0:50:24- Argh! Oh! - Oh, look at that.
0:50:24 > 0:50:26HE WHISTLES
0:50:27 > 0:50:30HE GROANS
0:50:30 > 0:50:32CONTINUES TO WHISTLE
0:50:32 > 0:50:36You know... you know I've just about had it...
0:50:36 > 0:50:39LOWERS VOICE: ..with your little mind games.
0:50:39 > 0:50:41- What's that? - Italian Vogue.
0:50:41 > 0:50:44- Mama mia! That's a lot of pages. - It's a lot of ads.
0:50:44 > 0:50:48Remember, "Why is your life more valuable than mine?"
0:50:48 > 0:50:51That's funny, I just can't seem to recall that!
0:50:52 > 0:50:55HE GROANS
0:50:56 > 0:50:58Water bug! Not taking sides!
0:50:59 > 0:51:03Look at me, I'm wearing a ChapStick hat. This is pathetic.
0:51:03 > 0:51:05I've got issues!
0:51:05 > 0:51:08BARRY GROANS
0:51:09 > 0:51:12VOICE ECHOES: Well, well, well. A royal flush!
0:51:12 > 0:51:14- You're bluffing. - Am I?
0:51:15 > 0:51:18HE WAILS
0:51:21 > 0:51:24HE LAUGHS
0:51:24 > 0:51:26- Surf's up, dude! - Eurgh, poo water!
0:51:26 > 0:51:29Whoo! Ha-ha!
0:51:29 > 0:51:32Whoooo! That bowl is gnarly!
0:51:32 > 0:51:35Except for those dirty yellow rings!
0:51:35 > 0:51:37Kenneth! What are you doing?!
0:51:37 > 0:51:41I don't even like honey! I don't eat it!
0:51:41 > 0:51:43We need to talk!
0:51:43 > 0:51:45He's just a little bee,
0:51:45 > 0:51:49and he happens to be the nicest bee I've met in a long time.
0:51:49 > 0:51:53Long time? What are you talking about?!
0:51:53 > 0:51:57- Are there other bugs in your life? - No! But there are other things
0:51:57 > 0:51:59bugging me in life and you're one of them!
0:51:59 > 0:52:02Fine! Talking bees, no yogurt night,
0:52:02 > 0:52:07my nerves are fried from riding on this emotional rollercoaster.
0:52:07 > 0:52:09- Goodbye, Ken. - Oh!
0:52:11 > 0:52:13- Ugh! - And for your information,
0:52:13 > 0:52:17I prefer sugar-free, artificial sweeteners...
0:52:17 > 0:52:19MADE BY MAN!
0:52:19 > 0:52:21I'm sorry about all that.
0:52:21 > 0:52:26I know it's got an aftertaste... I LIKE IT!
0:52:27 > 0:52:32I always felt there was some kind of barrier between Ken and me.
0:52:32 > 0:52:35Are you gonna be OK for the trial tomorrow?
0:52:35 > 0:52:37I believe Mr Montgomery is about out of ideas.
0:52:38 > 0:52:42We would like to call Mr Barry Benson Bee to the stand.
0:52:42 > 0:52:45That's a good idea. You can see why he's one of the best lawyers...
0:52:45 > 0:52:48Er... Yeah.
0:52:51 > 0:52:54You've gotta weave some magic or it's going to be all over.
0:52:54 > 0:52:56Oh, don't worry, Mr Gamble.
0:52:56 > 0:52:59The only thing I have to do to turn this jury around
0:52:59 > 0:53:02is to remind them of what they don't like about bees.
0:53:02 > 0:53:05- (You got the tweezers?) - Are you allergic?
0:53:05 > 0:53:07Only to losing, son, only to losing.
0:53:07 > 0:53:12Mr Benson Bee, I ask you what I think we'd all like to know.
0:53:12 > 0:53:16What exactly is your relationship to that woman?
0:53:16 > 0:53:18SHE GASPS
0:53:18 > 0:53:20We're friends.
0:53:20 > 0:53:22- Good friends? - Yes.- How good?
0:53:22 > 0:53:25- Do you...live together? - W-Wait a minute.
0:53:25 > 0:53:29Are you her little, ahem, bed bug?
0:53:29 > 0:53:33- That's not the kind... - I've seen a bee documentary or too.
0:53:33 > 0:53:37Doesn't your Queen give birth to all the bee children in the house?
0:53:37 > 0:53:40- Yeah, but...- So those aren't even your real parents!
0:53:40 > 0:53:43- Oh, Barry... - Yes they are!- Hold me back!
0:53:43 > 0:53:47- You're an illegitimate bee, Benson. - He's denouncing bees!
0:53:47 > 0:53:50And don't y'all date your cousins?
0:53:50 > 0:53:52- Objection! - I'm gonna pin-cushion this guy!
0:53:54 > 0:53:57HE GASPS Adam, don't! It's what he wants!
0:54:00 > 0:54:02Argh!
0:54:02 > 0:54:04Oooooh! I'm hit!
0:54:04 > 0:54:08- Oh, Lordy, I am HIT! - Order! Order!
0:54:08 > 0:54:11The venom! The venom is coursing through my veins!
0:54:11 > 0:54:15I have been felled by a winged beast of destruction.
0:54:15 > 0:54:20You see? You can't treat 'em like equals. They're striped savages!
0:54:20 > 0:54:24Stinging's the only thing they know. It's their way.
0:54:24 > 0:54:27- Adam, stay with me. - I-I can't feel my legs.
0:54:27 > 0:54:32Ohhhhh! An angel of mercy will come forward to suck the poison
0:54:32 > 0:54:35- from my heaving buttocks. - JURY GASPS
0:54:35 > 0:54:38I will have order in my court! Order! Order, please!
0:54:41 > 0:54:44'The case of the honey bees versus the human race took a turn...'
0:54:44 > 0:54:47Thank you.
0:54:47 > 0:54:49'..when one of the legal team stung Mr Montgomery.
0:54:49 > 0:54:53'Now, here's Don with the ball game.'
0:54:56 > 0:54:58HE SIGHS
0:55:04 > 0:55:07- Hey, buddy.- Hey. - Is there much pain?- Yeah.
0:55:10 > 0:55:13I, er... I blew the whole case, didn't I?
0:55:13 > 0:55:16It doesn't matter. The important thing is you're alive.
0:55:16 > 0:55:19- You could have died. - I'd be better off dead.
0:55:19 > 0:55:22Look at me! They got it from the cafeteria.
0:55:22 > 0:55:25They got it from downstairs in a tuna sandwich.
0:55:25 > 0:55:28Look, there's a little celery still on it.
0:55:28 > 0:55:32- What was it like to sting someone? - I can't explain. It was all...
0:55:32 > 0:55:36all adrenaline and, and...ecstasy!
0:55:38 > 0:55:42- Hmm. All right. - D'you think it was all a trap?
0:55:42 > 0:55:45Of course, I'm sorry. I flew us right into this.
0:55:45 > 0:55:49What were we thinking? Look at us, we're just a couple of bugs.
0:55:49 > 0:55:53- What d'you think the humans will do to us if they win?- I don't know.
0:55:53 > 0:55:56I hear they put the roaches in motels. That doesn't sound so bad.
0:55:56 > 0:55:59Adam, they check in but they don't check out!
0:55:59 > 0:56:01- Oh, my. - HE COUGHS
0:56:03 > 0:56:08- Say, could you get a nurse to close that window?- Why?- The smoke.
0:56:08 > 0:56:12- Bees don't smoke. - Right, bees don't smoke.
0:56:14 > 0:56:17Bees don't smoke! But some bees are smoking!
0:56:17 > 0:56:21- Adam, that's it! That's our case! - It is? It's not over?
0:56:21 > 0:56:23No, get up! I've got to go somewhere.
0:56:23 > 0:56:27You get back to the court and stall any way you can.
0:56:28 > 0:56:34And, assuming you've done step 29 correctly, you're ready for the tub.
0:56:34 > 0:56:36JURY MUTTERS
0:56:39 > 0:56:42- Mr Flayman. - Yes, yes, your honour!
0:56:42 > 0:56:47- Where is the rest of your team? - Er...well, i-it's interesting.
0:56:47 > 0:56:49You know bees are trained to fly haphazardly,
0:56:49 > 0:56:52as a result, quite often we don't make very good time.
0:56:52 > 0:56:57- I once heard a pretty funny story... - Your honour, haven't these bugs
0:56:57 > 0:57:00taken up enough of this court's valuable time?
0:57:00 > 0:57:05How much longer are we gonna allow these absurd shenanigans to go on?
0:57:05 > 0:57:09They have presented no compelling evidence to support their charges
0:57:09 > 0:57:13against my clients, who all run perfectly legitimate businesses.
0:57:13 > 0:57:17I move for a complete dismissal of this entire case.
0:57:17 > 0:57:21Mr Flayman, I'm going to have to consider Mr Montgomery's motion.
0:57:21 > 0:57:24But you can't! We have a terrific case.
0:57:24 > 0:57:26Where is your proof? Where's the evidence?
0:57:26 > 0:57:29Show me the smoking gun!
0:57:30 > 0:57:33Hold it, your honour! You want a smoking gun...
0:57:33 > 0:57:35here is your smoking gun!
0:57:38 > 0:57:41- What is that? - It's a bee smoker.
0:57:41 > 0:57:44What this? This harmless little contraption?
0:57:44 > 0:57:47This couldn't hurt a fly let alone a bee.
0:57:51 > 0:57:53Oh...
0:57:53 > 0:57:56Members of the jury, look at what has happened to bees
0:57:56 > 0:58:00who have never been asked "Smoking, or non."
0:58:00 > 0:58:03Is this what nature intended for us? To be forcibly addicted
0:58:03 > 0:58:07to these smoke machines and man-made wooden slat work camps?
0:58:07 > 0:58:11Living out our lives as honey slaves to the white man?
0:58:13 > 0:58:17- (What are we gonna do?!) - (He's playing the species card.)
0:58:17 > 0:58:21Ladies and gentlemen, please... free these bees!
0:58:21 > 0:58:24CHEERING
0:58:24 > 0:58:26ALL: Free the bees! Free the bees!
0:58:26 > 0:58:29ALL: Free the bees! Free the bees!
0:58:29 > 0:58:32The court finds in favour of the bees!
0:58:32 > 0:58:34CHEERING Vanessa, we won!
0:58:34 > 0:58:37Yay! I knew you could do it! High five!
0:58:37 > 0:58:40- Ow!- Oh, sorry. - I'm OK!
0:58:40 > 0:58:44Do you know what this means? All the honey is finally going
0:58:44 > 0:58:47to belong to the bees. We won't have to work so hard!
0:58:47 > 0:58:50MR MONTGOMERY GRUNTS
0:58:50 > 0:58:54This is an unholy perversion of the balance of nature, Benson.
0:58:54 > 0:58:56You'll regret this.
0:58:56 > 0:58:59Barry! How much honey do you think is out there?
0:58:59 > 0:59:02- All right, one at a time. - Barry, who are you wearing?
0:59:02 > 0:59:05My sweater's Ralph Lauren and I have no pants.
0:59:05 > 0:59:08- What if Montgomery's right? - What do you mean?
0:59:08 > 0:59:12We've been living the bee way a long time. 27 million years.
0:59:14 > 0:59:18Congratulations. What will you demand as a settlement?
0:59:18 > 0:59:21First we're going to demand a shutdown of all bee work camps.
0:59:23 > 0:59:28Then we want to get back all the honey that was ours to begin with.
0:59:28 > 0:59:31We demand an end to the glorification of the bear
0:59:31 > 0:59:35as anything more than a filthy, bad-breathed stink machine.
0:59:35 > 0:59:38We're all aware of what they do in the woods.
0:59:38 > 0:59:40Wait for my signal.
0:59:41 > 0:59:43TRIGGER ARMS Take him out.
0:59:43 > 0:59:48- Eek!- He'll have a little nausea for a few hours then he'll be fine.
0:59:48 > 0:59:51We will no longer tolerate bee-negative nick names...
0:59:51 > 0:59:53It's a prance-about-stage name!
0:59:53 > 0:59:56..unnecessary inclusion of honey in bogus health products,
0:59:56 > 1:00:00and la-dee-da human tea-time snack garnishments.
1:00:00 > 1:00:03Ugh! Can't breathe!
1:00:05 > 1:00:07Bring it in, boys!
1:00:07 > 1:00:09Hold it right there!
1:00:17 > 1:00:22Mr Buzzwell! We just passed three cups, there's gallons more coming!
1:00:22 > 1:00:26- I think we need to shut down! - Shut down?! We never shut down.
1:00:26 > 1:00:31Shut down honey production! Stop making honey!
1:00:35 > 1:00:37Turn your key, sir.
1:00:47 > 1:00:49What do we do now?
1:00:53 > 1:00:55Cannonball! Woo!
1:00:55 > 1:00:57Ah...
1:00:57 > 1:01:00BEES CHEER
1:01:02 > 1:01:05We're shutting down honey production. Mission abort.
1:01:05 > 1:01:09Aborting pollination and nectar detail. Returning to base.
1:01:24 > 1:01:26(DING!)
1:01:54 > 1:01:58- You wouldn't believe how much honey was out there.- Oh, yeah?
1:01:58 > 1:02:01What's going on around here? Where is everybody?
1:02:01 > 1:02:06- Are they out celebrating?- No, they're home. They don't know what to do.
1:02:06 > 1:02:10I heard your Uncle Carl was on his way to San Antonio for the cricket.
1:02:10 > 1:02:13At least we got our honey back.
1:02:13 > 1:02:17Sometimes I think, "So what if the humans like our honey?" Who wouldn't?
1:02:17 > 1:02:20It's the greatest thing in the world.
1:02:21 > 1:02:24This was my new desk, this was my new job.
1:02:24 > 1:02:26I wanted to do it really well
1:02:26 > 1:02:27and now...
1:02:27 > 1:02:29Now I can't.
1:02:40 > 1:02:42I don't understand why they're not happy.
1:02:42 > 1:02:44I thought their lives would be better!
1:02:44 > 1:02:48They're doing nothing. Honey really changes people.
1:02:48 > 1:02:51You don't have any idea what's going on.
1:02:51 > 1:02:54- What did you want to show me? - This.
1:02:56 > 1:03:00- What happened here? - That...is not the half of it.
1:03:05 > 1:03:07Oh, no... Oh, my!
1:03:07 > 1:03:10They're all wilting.
1:03:10 > 1:03:13- Doesn't look very good, does it? - No.
1:03:13 > 1:03:17- And who's fault do you think that is?- Mmm...
1:03:18 > 1:03:21- I'm going to guess bees? - Bees?
1:03:21 > 1:03:25Specifically me. I didn't think that bees not needing to make honey
1:03:25 > 1:03:27would affect all these other things.
1:03:27 > 1:03:32It's not just flowers. Fruits, vegetables - they all need bees.
1:03:32 > 1:03:35That's a whole SAT test right there.
1:03:35 > 1:03:39So, you take away the produce, that affects the entire animal kingdom
1:03:39 > 1:03:42- and then, of course... - The human species?
1:03:42 > 1:03:45- A-hem.- Oh...
1:03:45 > 1:03:49So if there's no more pollination, it could all just go south here.
1:03:49 > 1:03:53And I know this is also partly my fault.
1:03:54 > 1:03:56BARRY SIGHS
1:03:56 > 1:03:59How about a suicide pact?
1:03:59 > 1:04:02- How do we do it? - I'll sting you, you step on me.
1:04:02 > 1:04:05- That just kills you twice. - Hmm...
1:04:05 > 1:04:10Listen, Barry, I'm sorry, but I've got to get going.
1:04:16 > 1:04:19Had to open my mouth and talk.
1:04:19 > 1:04:22DOOR SHUTS Vanessa?
1:04:25 > 1:04:28Vanessa, why are you leaving? Where are you going?
1:04:28 > 1:04:30To the final Tournament Of Roses in Pasadena.
1:04:30 > 1:04:34They've moved it to this weekend because all the flowers are dying.
1:04:34 > 1:04:38It's the last chance I'll ever have to see it.
1:04:38 > 1:04:42I just want to say I'm sorry. I never meant it to turn out like this.
1:04:42 > 1:04:44I know. Me neither.
1:04:46 > 1:04:50Tournament Of Roses... Roses can't do sports.
1:04:51 > 1:04:54Wait a minute. Roses... Roses?!
1:04:54 > 1:04:57Roses!
1:04:57 > 1:04:59Vanessa!
1:04:59 > 1:05:01Roses!
1:05:01 > 1:05:02- BARRY KNOCKS - Barry?
1:05:02 > 1:05:05- Roses are flowers!- Yes, they are!
1:05:05 > 1:05:09- Flowers! Bees! Pollen! - I know!
1:05:09 > 1:05:12- That's why this is the last parade. - Maybe not!
1:05:12 > 1:05:15Could you ask him to slow down!
1:05:15 > 1:05:17Could you slow down?
1:05:17 > 1:05:18BRAKES SQUEAL
1:05:18 > 1:05:21- Ow!- Barry!
1:05:21 > 1:05:24I made a huge mistake. This is a disaster, it's all my fault.
1:05:24 > 1:05:28- Yes, it kind of is.- I wanted to help with your flower shop -
1:05:28 > 1:05:33- instead I've made it worse. - Actually, it's closed down!
1:05:33 > 1:05:36I thought you were remodelling. But I have another idea,
1:05:36 > 1:05:39it's greater than all my previous great ideas combined.
1:05:39 > 1:05:41- I don't want to hear it.- Oh!
1:05:41 > 1:05:46Here's what I'm thinking. They have the roses, the roses have the pollen.
1:05:46 > 1:05:48I know every bee, plant and flower bud in this park.
1:05:48 > 1:05:52We've got to get what they've got back here with what we've got.
1:05:52 > 1:05:54- Bees.- Park.- Pollen.- Flowers.
1:05:54 > 1:05:57- Re-pollination! - Across the nation!
1:05:57 > 1:06:00'All right, Tournament Of Roses, Pasadena, California.
1:06:00 > 1:06:04'They've got nothing but flowers, floats and cotton candy.
1:06:04 > 1:06:07- 'Security will be tight. - I have an idea.'
1:06:07 > 1:06:11Vanessa Bloome, FTD. Official floral business. Oh, it's real.
1:06:11 > 1:06:15- Sorry, Ma'am. That's a nice brooch. - Thank you, it was a gift.
1:06:15 > 1:06:19'Then, once we're inside, we just pick the right float.'
1:06:19 > 1:06:23The Princess and the Pea! I could be the princess and you -
1:06:23 > 1:06:26- Yes, I think I got it. - ..could be the pea!
1:06:27 > 1:06:30- Sorry I'm late. - What are you?!
1:06:30 > 1:06:33- I believe I'm the pea.- It's supposed to be under the mattresses.
1:06:33 > 1:06:36- Not in this fairytale. - I'm going to talk to the marshal.
1:06:36 > 1:06:40You do that. This whole parade is a fiasco! SHE SCREAMS
1:06:41 > 1:06:43Let's see what this baby'll do!
1:06:44 > 1:06:46Hey! What are you doing?!
1:06:47 > 1:06:50'Then all we do is blend in with traffic...
1:06:50 > 1:06:53'without arousing suspicion.
1:06:55 > 1:06:58'And once we're at the airport there's no stopping us.'
1:06:58 > 1:07:01- Stop! Did you pack your own float? - Yes.
1:07:01 > 1:07:04- Has it been in your possession the entire time?- Yes.
1:07:04 > 1:07:07Would you remove everything in your pockets? And your stinger?
1:07:07 > 1:07:11- That's part of me.- I know, just having some fun. Enjoy your flight!
1:07:17 > 1:07:21'And then, if we're lucky, we'll have just enough pollen to do the job.'
1:07:22 > 1:07:25Can you believe how lucky we are? We have just enough pollen!
1:07:25 > 1:07:28- I think this is going to work! - It's GOT to work.
1:07:28 > 1:07:31'Attention passengers, this is the Captain.
1:07:31 > 1:07:33'We have bad weather in the New York area.'
1:07:33 > 1:07:36Looks like we'll be experiencing a delay.
1:07:36 > 1:07:40Barry, these are cut flowers with no water. They'll never make it.
1:07:40 > 1:07:43- I've got to get up there and talk to these guys.- Be careful.
1:07:45 > 1:07:48(KNOCKING) Can I get some help with the Sky Mall magazine?
1:07:48 > 1:07:52I'd like to order the inflatable ear and nose hair trimmer.
1:07:56 > 1:07:59- Captain, I'm in a situation here. - What'd you say?
1:07:59 > 1:08:01- I didn't say anything. - Argh! A bee!
1:08:01 > 1:08:04No! Don't freak out! There's a chance my entire species...
1:08:04 > 1:08:05BARRY SCREAMS
1:08:14 > 1:08:17- Wait a minute! I'm an attorney! - Who's an attorney?
1:08:17 > 1:08:19- Don't move!- Agh!
1:08:23 > 1:08:24Oh, Barry...
1:08:24 > 1:08:28'Good afternoon, passengers, this is your Captain speaking.
1:08:28 > 1:08:32'Would Miss Vanessa Bloome in 24B please report to the cockpit?
1:08:32 > 1:08:34'And please HURRY!'
1:08:36 > 1:08:38What happened here?!
1:08:38 > 1:08:41I tried to talk to them but there was a Dustbuster, a toupee, a life raft!
1:08:41 > 1:08:44One's bald, one's in a boat, they're unconscious!
1:08:45 > 1:08:48- Is that another bee joke? - No! No-one's flying the plane!
1:08:48 > 1:08:53'This is JFK control tower, flight 356. What's your status?'
1:08:53 > 1:08:56This is Vanessa Bloome. I'm a florist from New York.
1:08:56 > 1:08:59- Where's the pilot?- He's unconscious and so is the co-pilot.
1:08:59 > 1:09:03Not good. is there anyone on board who has flight experience?
1:09:03 > 1:09:05- Actually, there is.- Who's that?
1:09:05 > 1:09:08- Barry Benson. - From the honey trial?! Oh, great.
1:09:08 > 1:09:11This is nothing more than a big metal bee.
1:09:11 > 1:09:14- It's got giant wings, huge engines... - I can't fly a plane!
1:09:14 > 1:09:16- Why not? Isn't John Travolta a pilot? - Yes.
1:09:16 > 1:09:18How hard could it be?!
1:09:18 > 1:09:22LIGHTNING ZAPS We're heading into some lightning!
1:09:25 > 1:09:29TV: 'We have some late-breaking news from JFK airport
1:09:29 > 1:09:31'where a very suspenseful scene is developing.
1:09:31 > 1:09:35- 'Barry Benson, fresh off his stunning legal victory...'- That's Barry!
1:09:35 > 1:09:37'..is now attempting to land a plane
1:09:37 > 1:09:41'loaded with people, flowers and an incapacitated flight crew.'
1:09:41 > 1:09:42- ALL:- Flowers?!
1:09:42 > 1:09:45We have an electrical storm in the area and two individuals
1:09:45 > 1:09:49at the controls of a jumbo jet with no flight experience!
1:09:49 > 1:09:51There's a honey bee on that plane.
1:09:51 > 1:09:55I'm quite familiar with Mr Benson's work and his no-account compadres.
1:09:55 > 1:09:59- Haven't they done enough damage already?- Isn't he your only hope?
1:09:59 > 1:10:02Technically a bee shouldn't be able to fly at all.
1:10:02 > 1:10:05- 'The wings are too small, the body's too big.'- Hold on.
1:10:05 > 1:10:09Haven't we heard this? The wings and the body mass don't make sense.
1:10:09 > 1:10:12- Get this on the air! - You got it.
1:10:12 > 1:10:14We're going live!
1:10:14 > 1:10:17The way we work may be a mystery to you,
1:10:17 > 1:10:20making honey takes a lot of bees doing a lot of small jobs.
1:10:20 > 1:10:22Let me tell you about a small job -
1:10:22 > 1:10:25if you do it really well, it makes a big difference.
1:10:25 > 1:10:28More than we realise. To us, to everyone.
1:10:28 > 1:10:31'I want to get bees back to doing what we do best -
1:10:31 > 1:10:33'working together! That's the bee way.
1:10:33 > 1:10:38'We're not made of Jello, we get behind a fellow, black and yellow!'
1:10:38 > 1:10:39- ALL:- Yellow!
1:10:43 > 1:10:45- Left, right, hover - - Hover?- Forget hover.
1:10:45 > 1:10:48You know, this isn't so hard! Beep-beep!
1:10:51 > 1:10:53- Agh! - Barry! What happened?
1:10:53 > 1:10:56I think we were on autopilot that whole time!
1:10:56 > 1:10:59- That may have been helping me. - And... NOW WE'RE NOT!
1:10:59 > 1:11:02It turns out I cannot fly a plane.
1:11:04 > 1:11:07All of you! Let's get behind this fella!
1:11:07 > 1:11:09Move it out!
1:11:18 > 1:11:22I'll do what I would do and you copy me with the wings of the plane!
1:11:22 > 1:11:26- You don't have to yell.- I'm not yelling! We're in a trouble here!
1:11:26 > 1:11:29It's hard to concentrate with that panicky tone in your voice!
1:11:29 > 1:11:32It's not a tone... I'M PANICKING!
1:11:42 > 1:11:45- I don't think I can do this! - Pull yourself together!
1:11:45 > 1:11:48- You have got to snap out of it! - You snap out of it!
1:11:48 > 1:11:50- You snap out of it! - You snap out of it!
1:11:50 > 1:11:53- You snap out of it! - You snap out of it!
1:12:13 > 1:12:16- You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! Oh... Hold it!
1:12:16 > 1:12:20- Come on, it's my turn. - How's the plane...flying?
1:12:20 > 1:12:23I don't know. RINGING TONE
1:12:23 > 1:12:26- Hello?- 'Benson, you got any flowers for a happy occasion in there?'
1:12:26 > 1:12:29- The Pollen Jocks! - They do get behind a fellow.
1:12:29 > 1:12:32Black and yellow.
1:12:32 > 1:12:35'What d'you say we drop this tin can on the black top?'
1:12:35 > 1:12:39- Where? I can't see anything? Can you?- No, nothing. It's cloudy.
1:12:39 > 1:12:42Come on, you gotta think Bee, Barry.
1:12:42 > 1:12:44- Thinking Bee. - Thinking Bee.
1:12:44 > 1:12:47- ALL:- Thinking Bee. Thinking Bee! Thinking Bee!
1:12:47 > 1:12:50Wait a minute... I think I'm feeling something.
1:12:50 > 1:12:52- What? - I don't know but it's pulling me,
1:12:52 > 1:12:56like a 27 million-year-old instinct. Bring the nose of the plane down.
1:12:59 > 1:13:00- ALL:- Thinking Bee. Thinking Bee!
1:13:00 > 1:13:02Thinking Bee! Thinking Bee!
1:13:02 > 1:13:05- What is on the tarmac? - Get some lights on that!
1:13:06 > 1:13:09- ALL:- Thinking Bee. Thinking Bee! - CHANTING CONTINUES
1:13:09 > 1:13:12- Aim for the flower! - OK.
1:13:12 > 1:13:15- Cut the engines.- Cut the engines?! - We're using Bee power.
1:13:15 > 1:13:17- Ready boys? - Affirmative!
1:13:19 > 1:13:22OK, good... good... easy now, that's it.
1:13:22 > 1:13:25Land on that flower! Ready Boys?
1:13:25 > 1:13:27- 'Full reverse!' - Spin it around!
1:13:30 > 1:13:33- The other flower! - Which flower?- That flower!
1:13:33 > 1:13:36- I'm aiming at the flower. - That's a fat guy in a flower shirt!
1:13:36 > 1:13:41I mean the giant black and yellow pulsating flower made of bees!
1:13:42 > 1:13:46Pull forward, nose down, bring your tail up.
1:13:46 > 1:13:47Rotate around it.
1:13:47 > 1:13:51- This is insane, Barry!- This is the only way I know how to fly.
1:13:51 > 1:13:55Am I cuckoo or is this plane flying in an insect-like pattern?
1:13:55 > 1:13:58Get your nose in there, don't be afraid. Full reverse!
1:13:58 > 1:14:00Easy, be a part of it!
1:14:00 > 1:14:02Aim for the centre!
1:14:02 > 1:14:05Now drop it in! Drop it in, woman!
1:14:05 > 1:14:08CHEERING
1:14:14 > 1:14:16- HE GROANS - Come on, already!
1:14:16 > 1:14:18PING!
1:14:18 > 1:14:19LIVELY CHATTER
1:14:21 > 1:14:25Barry, we did it! You taught me how to fly.
1:14:25 > 1:14:27- Yes. No high five! - Right.
1:14:27 > 1:14:30Barry, it worked! Did you see the giant flower?
1:14:30 > 1:14:33What giant flower? Of course I saw the flower!
1:14:33 > 1:14:35- That was genius, man, genius! - Thank you.
1:14:35 > 1:14:37But we're not done yet.
1:14:46 > 1:14:49Listen everyone, this runway is covered with the last pollen
1:14:49 > 1:14:52from the last flowers available anywhere on earth.
1:14:52 > 1:14:57That means this is our last chance. We're the only ones who make honey,
1:14:57 > 1:15:00pollinate flowers and dress like this.
1:15:00 > 1:15:03If we're going to survive as a species, this is our moment.
1:15:03 > 1:15:06So what do you all say? Are we gonna be bees...
1:15:06 > 1:15:09or just Museum of Natural History key chains?
1:15:09 > 1:15:12- ALL:- We're bees! - Key chain!
1:15:12 > 1:15:16Then follow me! Except key chain.
1:15:16 > 1:15:19Hold on, Barry. Here, you've earned this.
1:15:26 > 1:15:28- ALL:- Yeah!
1:15:28 > 1:15:32- Yay! - I'm a Pollen Jock.
1:15:32 > 1:15:35It's a perfect fit. All I gotta do are the sleeves.
1:15:39 > 1:15:42- Oh, yeah. - That's our Barry.
1:15:42 > 1:15:45# "Here Comes The Sun" - Sheryl Crow
1:15:45 > 1:15:47# Here comes the sun
1:15:47 > 1:15:49# Do-do-do-do
1:15:49 > 1:15:50# Here comes the sun
1:15:50 > 1:15:52# And I say
1:15:52 > 1:15:53# It's all right
1:15:57 > 1:15:59# Little darling
1:15:59 > 1:16:03# It's been a long cold lonely winter
1:16:04 > 1:16:06# Little darling
1:16:06 > 1:16:07# It feels like years
1:16:07 > 1:16:11# Since it's been here
1:16:11 > 1:16:12# Here comes the sun
1:16:12 > 1:16:14# Do-do-do-do
1:16:14 > 1:16:16# Here comes the sun
1:16:16 > 1:16:18# And I say
1:16:18 > 1:16:19# It's all right
1:16:26 > 1:16:28# Little darling
1:16:28 > 1:16:32# The smile's returning to the faces
1:16:33 > 1:16:35# Little darling
1:16:35 > 1:16:36# It seems like years
1:16:36 > 1:16:39# Since it's been here
1:16:40 > 1:16:42# Here comes the sun
1:16:42 > 1:16:43# Do-do-do-do
1:16:43 > 1:16:45# Here comes the sun
1:16:45 > 1:16:47# And I say
1:16:47 > 1:16:51- # It's all right... - Mom! The bees are back!
1:17:00 > 1:17:03# Sun, sun, sun, here it comes... #
1:17:03 > 1:17:06Anybody needs to make a call, now's the time.
1:17:06 > 1:17:08We'll be working late tonight.
1:17:16 > 1:17:18# Little darling
1:17:18 > 1:17:20# I feel the ice
1:17:20 > 1:17:22# Is slowly melting... #
1:17:22 > 1:17:26Have a great afternoon! Who's next?
1:17:26 > 1:17:30Would you like some honey with that? It is bee approved.
1:17:31 > 1:17:34Milk? Cream? Cheese? It's all me!
1:17:34 > 1:17:36- I don't see a nickel. - Uh-huh.
1:17:36 > 1:17:40- Sometimes I just feel like a piece of meat!- I had no idea.
1:17:40 > 1:17:43Barry, I'm sorry, have you got a moment?
1:17:43 > 1:17:46Would you excuse me? My associate will be help you.
1:17:46 > 1:17:48- Sorry I'm late! - He's a lawyer too?
1:17:48 > 1:17:51Ma'am, I was already a blood-sucking parasite -
1:17:51 > 1:17:53all I needed was a briefcase.
1:17:53 > 1:17:55Have a great afternoon!
1:17:55 > 1:17:59I got this huge tulip order for a wedding, I can't get them anywhere.
1:17:59 > 1:18:03- No problem, just leave it to me. - You're a lifesaver, Barry.
1:18:03 > 1:18:07- Can I help who's next? Who's next? - Scramble Jocks, time to fly!
1:18:07 > 1:18:09Thank you Barry!
1:18:11 > 1:18:15- That bee is living my life! - Let it go, Kenny.
1:18:15 > 1:18:18- when will this nightmare end? - It's all right.
1:18:19 > 1:18:21# Here comes the sun
1:18:21 > 1:18:23# Do-do-do-do... #
1:18:23 > 1:18:26- Beautiful day to fly. - Sure is.
1:18:26 > 1:18:29Between you and me I was dying to get out of that office.
1:18:31 > 1:18:34# It's all right. #