0:00:41 > 0:00:44Your Highness, please allow me to make this little contribution.
0:00:44 > 0:00:47No, I cannot accept it.
0:00:47 > 0:00:50But think what they could do for your cause!
0:00:50 > 0:00:55They would mean freedom for many of my people but I will not take them.
0:00:55 > 0:00:59Please...please! These could save the lives of many men.
0:00:59 > 0:01:04The men of my country are proud and would die before accepting charity.
0:01:04 > 0:01:08Think of the lives of the women, the mothers...
0:01:08 > 0:01:13Our women fight alongside the men. They are also too proud to accept charity.
0:01:14 > 0:01:19Then consider the lives of the children, the innocent...children.
0:01:21 > 0:01:24But...for the children!
0:03:35 > 0:03:38FRENCH ACCENT: She's the blonde in the blue sequined dress.
0:03:38 > 0:03:40Extremely rich,
0:03:40 > 0:03:43very married, eminently corruptible,
0:03:43 > 0:03:46and a willing infidel.
0:03:52 > 0:03:53Perfect.
0:03:58 > 0:04:00PUNTERS PLACE BETS IN FRENCH
0:04:31 > 0:04:33Sept.
0:04:43 > 0:04:46< Faites vos jeux, messieurs.
0:04:46 > 0:04:49Please see what you can get for this.
0:04:49 > 0:04:54- Not the royal ring, Your Highness! - Ssh! Do you want the world to know?
0:05:13 > 0:05:17Excuse me. Is that man actually royalty?
0:05:17 > 0:05:21No, madame. But you call him Your Highness.
0:05:21 > 0:05:26A faux pas. Please forget it. You can trust me. I won't tell.
0:05:26 > 0:05:33I am the police chief of Beaumont sur Mer. You Americans think you can buy anyone!
0:05:33 > 0:05:37I'm SO sorry. I've already caused the prince...
0:05:37 > 0:05:40Prince? Ssh!
0:05:40 > 0:05:43He sounded like he was in trouble.
0:05:43 > 0:05:46Maybe I can help. If you want to help,
0:05:46 > 0:05:49forget all you have seen and heard.
0:05:49 > 0:05:54Forget the very existence of that brilliant, extraordinary man
0:05:54 > 0:05:56of destiny.
0:06:04 > 0:06:06Your Highness.
0:06:06 > 0:06:11Your Highness! Don't be alarmed. I can be trusted.
0:06:11 > 0:06:17- Are you one of my subjects?- No, I'm an American - Fanny Eubanks of Omaha.
0:06:17 > 0:06:22I couldn't help overhearing. If you're in trouble and I can help...
0:06:22 > 0:06:24Thank you, but I cannot accept.
0:06:24 > 0:06:29- You've already risked too much just in speaking to me.- I want to help!
0:06:33 > 0:06:38You must understand! I have enemies. They may be watching, even as we...
0:06:39 > 0:06:43..my God, you're attractive!
0:06:43 > 0:06:45It's late.
0:06:48 > 0:06:49I must go.
0:06:56 > 0:06:58Has he left? Yes, just a moment ago.
0:06:58 > 0:07:00Good.
0:07:00 > 0:07:01Please!
0:07:01 > 0:07:04You must tell me where he lives.
0:07:05 > 0:07:08I feel it only fair to warn you...
0:07:08 > 0:07:11I know. He told me he has enemies.
0:07:11 > 0:07:14There may also be an emotional risk.
0:07:14 > 0:07:17His Highness has been a widower for five years.
0:07:19 > 0:07:21For five years!
0:07:26 > 0:07:28Please, Your Highness!
0:07:28 > 0:07:30Fanny,
0:07:30 > 0:07:33the freedom fighters thank you.
0:07:36 > 0:07:38THIS is for the overhead.
0:07:38 > 0:07:41This goes to you, Arthur.
0:07:41 > 0:07:43This goes to you, Andre.
0:07:43 > 0:07:47This goes to me. Which means it's time to go to Zurich.
0:08:46 > 0:08:48Excuse me.
0:08:48 > 0:08:50May I sit here, please?
0:08:50 > 0:08:52- If you like. - Thank you.
0:08:52 > 0:08:54Good evening, sir.
0:08:54 > 0:08:56- Would you like the menu?- Oh, yes.
0:08:56 > 0:08:59I'm starving!
0:08:59 > 0:09:01Really starving!
0:09:04 > 0:09:05The prices!
0:09:08 > 0:09:11I think I'll just have some water.
0:09:11 > 0:09:13Water?
0:09:13 > 0:09:15Yes.
0:09:19 > 0:09:22Only water? But you seemed so hungry.
0:09:22 > 0:09:26I'm saving my money for something special -
0:09:26 > 0:09:27my mother.
0:09:27 > 0:09:33- Your mother?- Well, she's not really my mother - she's my grandmother.
0:09:33 > 0:09:36But she raised me.
0:09:36 > 0:09:38My real parents
0:09:38 > 0:09:40didn't want me.
0:09:40 > 0:09:42Oh, I'm sorry!
0:09:42 > 0:09:45But my grandmother is wonderful!
0:09:45 > 0:09:48She has a laugh that makes the birds sing.
0:09:51 > 0:09:56But she's been quite ill lately, and the hospital bills add up.
0:09:56 > 0:09:59I just want to do my share.
0:09:59 > 0:10:04It's kinda tough for me because I was never very good with money.
0:10:04 > 0:10:08It seems that whatever the Red Cross pays me, I just give back to them.
0:10:10 > 0:10:12But I am going to help my Gram-Gram.
0:10:14 > 0:10:16She is the one who taught me...
0:10:17 > 0:10:21..it is better to be truthful and good
0:10:21 > 0:10:24than to not.
0:10:32 > 0:10:33Waiter!
0:10:33 > 0:10:35What are you doing?
0:10:35 > 0:10:37Waiter!
0:10:39 > 0:10:42- Give this man whatever he wants. - I can't let you!
0:10:42 > 0:10:44Nonsense!
0:10:46 > 0:10:51I'll have a double turkey sandwich, a side order of fries, a knockwurst,
0:10:51 > 0:10:54three bags of chips and two beers.
0:10:54 > 0:10:57Why don't you have one? Three beers. Thank you.
0:11:18 > 0:11:20Forgot I had a first-class ticket!
0:11:26 > 0:11:28- That bother you?- No.
0:11:30 > 0:11:32# I love to love you
0:11:32 > 0:11:35# In the night... #
0:11:35 > 0:11:40I couldn't help overhearing earlier. My condolences to your grandmother.
0:11:40 > 0:11:42Huh?
0:11:42 > 0:11:43Oh!
0:11:43 > 0:11:44Oh.
0:11:45 > 0:11:47Right.
0:11:47 > 0:11:49Didn't you say she was taken ill?
0:11:49 > 0:11:52I tell them what they wanna hear if it gets me what I want.
0:11:54 > 0:11:56Rather a shabby trick, isn't it?
0:11:58 > 0:12:00You've got a lot to learn about women!
0:12:00 > 0:12:05Yes, I'm afraid I am a bit naive when it comes to the weaker sex.
0:12:11 > 0:12:14Freddy Benson.
0:12:14 > 0:12:16And you are?
0:12:16 > 0:12:18Lawrence Jamieson.
0:12:20 > 0:12:23You're married, aren't you?
0:12:23 > 0:12:25You can tell?
0:12:25 > 0:12:26Listen.
0:12:26 > 0:12:30WE'RE the weaker sex. Men don't live as long.
0:12:30 > 0:12:35We get more heart attacks, strokes, prostate trouble.
0:12:35 > 0:12:37I say it's time for a change.
0:12:37 > 0:12:42I say let them give US money. Let's live off THEM for a while.
0:12:42 > 0:12:44That probably shocks a guy like you.
0:12:44 > 0:12:47Well, it's rather revolutionary.
0:12:47 > 0:12:49Do you really think it's possible?
0:12:49 > 0:12:52Look what I did in the dining car!
0:12:52 > 0:12:56She gave me 100 francs! That's like...20 bucks!
0:12:56 > 0:13:00Do you know how it feels to take a woman for 20 bucks?
0:13:00 > 0:13:04No, I'm afraid it's a little out of my class.
0:13:04 > 0:13:05HE TUTS
0:13:05 > 0:13:07What?
0:13:07 > 0:13:09Too bad!
0:13:09 > 0:13:11Could've had a blast on the Riviera.
0:13:16 > 0:13:17You're headed for the Riviera?
0:13:17 > 0:13:22Yeah. To a little town that's crawling with rich women.
0:13:22 > 0:13:24Oh? And what town is that?
0:13:24 > 0:13:28Er, Beaumont sur Mer.
0:13:30 > 0:13:34Beaumont?! I'm afraid you've been misinformed.
0:13:34 > 0:13:36It used to be a lively spot,
0:13:36 > 0:13:39but it was taken over by retired couples.
0:13:39 > 0:13:41Are you sure?
0:13:41 > 0:13:45I live there. I'm seen as the town's playboy!
0:13:45 > 0:13:48HE WHISTLES
0:13:48 > 0:13:53All the social activity has gone to the Italian Riviera - Portofino.
0:13:53 > 0:13:55Huh!
0:13:55 > 0:14:00Doesn't hurt to check it out. Some of these sleepy towns do pay off.
0:14:01 > 0:14:03Excuse me.
0:14:03 > 0:14:05I must phone my wife and children.
0:14:05 > 0:14:08I always let them know what time I'm arriving.
0:14:08 > 0:14:12- They really got you on a leash! - I'm afraid so.
0:14:14 > 0:14:17TRAIN WHISTLE
0:14:38 > 0:14:40Well, here we are!
0:14:47 > 0:14:50Older, retired couples?!
0:14:50 > 0:14:52- You have a ride into town?- Yes.
0:14:52 > 0:14:57- You can give me a lift!- Where's your hotel?- I never make reservations.
0:14:57 > 0:15:00Is this train going to Portofino?
0:15:00 > 0:15:03Yes, it is. But we're getting off. Right?
0:15:03 > 0:15:05Excuse me.
0:15:08 > 0:15:10- We're getting off, right?- Er...
0:15:13 > 0:15:14Gee!
0:15:14 > 0:15:17- How far up is Portofino?- Portofino?
0:15:17 > 0:15:20About 170 kilometres. I live there.
0:15:20 > 0:15:22- No?!- Yes.
0:15:22 > 0:15:26Come and stay with me and go to Portofino later.
0:15:26 > 0:15:29But my grandmother's waiting for me there.
0:15:29 > 0:15:31Your grandmother is in Portofino?
0:15:31 > 0:15:34- Yes. Actually, she's quite ill.- Oh!
0:15:34 > 0:15:39Give my best to your grandmother. I hope her health improves. Ciao.
0:15:39 > 0:15:42- Ciao.- Ciao.
0:15:52 > 0:15:56- Your phone call did not give me much time.- Marion was perfect!
0:15:56 > 0:16:00Make sure she gets back all right, Andre.
0:16:01 > 0:16:04May I ask why she was necessary?
0:16:04 > 0:16:09This idiot in my compartment fancied himself as a player.
0:16:09 > 0:16:13Said he was going to go hunting in my Beaumont.
0:16:13 > 0:16:18You can afford to dismiss amateurs. Surely he was no match for you!
0:16:18 > 0:16:20You can't be too careful.
0:16:20 > 0:16:25A poacher who shoots at rabbits may scare big game away.
0:16:42 > 0:16:45Lawrence, listen to zis.
0:16:45 > 0:16:49"A clever, young American con artist, nicknamed the Jackal,
0:16:49 > 0:16:52"has been working Western Europe."
0:16:52 > 0:16:55If he's in the papers, how clever can he be?
0:16:55 > 0:16:57To business.
0:16:58 > 0:17:00Krista Knudsen.
0:17:01 > 0:17:04Widow of Lars Knudsen,
0:17:04 > 0:17:06the Danish match king.
0:17:09 > 0:17:14She left the Excelsior Hotel in Genoa at 0740 hours this morning
0:17:14 > 0:17:16in a white Ferrari.
0:17:16 > 0:17:20She should be arriving at approximately...
0:17:20 > 0:17:21Ah-ha!
0:17:21 > 0:17:22Here she is now.
0:17:26 > 0:17:32- I'd like to help your grandmother. - Oh, no!- Yes.- I wouldn't accept...
0:17:32 > 0:17:37That's strange! She's with a young man.
0:17:37 > 0:17:40- Please, I insist! - I'm going to pay you back!
0:17:40 > 0:17:42The poacher?
0:17:42 > 0:17:47Yes. And he's no longer satisfied with rabbits.
0:17:47 > 0:17:51Monsieur Police Inspector, can you arrange something for me?
0:17:51 > 0:17:55- I'm going to pay you back.- No!
0:17:55 > 0:17:56The usual?
0:18:03 > 0:18:04Bonjour!
0:18:04 > 0:18:06Bonjour!
0:18:11 > 0:18:13Bonjour!
0:18:21 > 0:18:23Yoo-ha-ha!
0:18:34 > 0:18:36Yee-ha!
0:18:36 > 0:18:38# Dee de de dah!
0:18:38 > 0:18:40# Dee de DAH! #
0:18:42 > 0:18:43Monsieur!
0:18:45 > 0:18:46Merci.
0:18:49 > 0:18:52Do a big pose. Something like that!
0:18:52 > 0:18:54All right! Here we go! Here we go!
0:18:57 > 0:19:00OK! Two more! How much is that?
0:19:05 > 0:19:07Have you seen enough, Mrs Knudsen?
0:19:07 > 0:19:10The money was for his grandmother's operation!
0:19:10 > 0:19:12Here we go! Ha, ha!
0:19:14 > 0:19:18He's a confidence man, a trickster. Will madame sign the complaint?
0:19:18 > 0:19:21Gladly.
0:19:21 > 0:19:23Ha, ha!
0:19:25 > 0:19:28I didn't steal any money! She gave it to me!
0:19:28 > 0:19:31She filed this complaint against you.
0:19:31 > 0:19:35I was with another woman. You're French - you understand that!
0:19:35 > 0:19:40To be with another woman is French. To be caught - that is American.
0:19:40 > 0:19:43What do I do? How do I get out?
0:19:43 > 0:19:46It's difficult. The charge is serious.
0:19:46 > 0:19:50- And you are a vagrant, an unknown. - I am NOT a vagrant.
0:19:50 > 0:19:53This is my point!
0:19:53 > 0:19:57I know somebody here. I met him on a train. His name is...
0:20:00 > 0:20:03His name is...
0:20:03 > 0:20:05James? No!
0:20:05 > 0:20:07His name is...
0:20:07 > 0:20:09James Josephson - no!
0:20:09 > 0:20:13James Lawrence. LAWRENCE! Lawrence...
0:20:13 > 0:20:15Lawrence...
0:20:15 > 0:20:17Fe...
0:20:17 > 0:20:19Lawrence Fells, Lawrence Fains...
0:20:19 > 0:20:22Forrest Lawrenceton.
0:20:22 > 0:20:26L...Lars...
0:20:26 > 0:20:29Lawrence...Lawrence...
0:20:29 > 0:20:30Le...
0:20:32 > 0:20:35Lawrence...
0:20:35 > 0:20:36His name is James Jessonbedden.
0:20:36 > 0:20:40Lawrence F...Lawrence Jesterton. Jesterton!
0:20:42 > 0:20:45- Lawrence Jamieson?- Yes! YES!
0:20:45 > 0:20:46Yes!
0:20:46 > 0:20:48We're like this!
0:20:55 > 0:20:56Freddy.
0:20:56 > 0:20:59This is really very serious.
0:20:59 > 0:21:04- They don't treat gigolos lightly in France.- What do you mean?
0:21:04 > 0:21:09- Up until 75 years ago, they were castrated.- Don't say that word!
0:21:09 > 0:21:11What do they do now?
0:21:11 > 0:21:13That depends who the judge is.
0:21:13 > 0:21:16Inspector, qui est le juge?
0:21:16 > 0:21:17Reynoux.
0:21:17 > 0:21:18Oh!
0:21:18 > 0:21:20Judge Renoux.
0:21:20 > 0:21:23- Ow!- Good luck.
0:21:23 > 0:21:26You gotta stay. You gotta help me!
0:21:26 > 0:21:28Do you have any money?
0:21:28 > 0:21:31I've got about 12...er...900.
0:21:31 > 0:21:34I know this chap. He'll want 5,000.
0:21:34 > 0:21:38- I don't have it! - Can you get it?- I have it at home.
0:21:38 > 0:21:40I could fly home and mail a cheque!
0:21:43 > 0:21:45- Inspecteur!- Oui.
0:21:45 > 0:21:47Est-il possible...
0:21:47 > 0:21:51THEY MURMUR
0:21:51 > 0:21:53Ce n'est pas possible!
0:21:53 > 0:21:55Cretin!
0:21:57 > 0:21:59Freddy.
0:22:01 > 0:22:04He says you can go.
0:22:04 > 0:22:08- He wants the money in 48 hours... - Yes!
0:22:08 > 0:22:12- ..or he'll inform Interpol.- OK!- It would bar you from Europe forever.
0:22:12 > 0:22:15That's fine! Thank you, thank you.
0:22:15 > 0:22:18Thank you, Lawrence Jamieson!
0:22:24 > 0:22:25You know,
0:22:25 > 0:22:30I'm pretty good at sizing people up and I think you're one terrific guy!
0:22:30 > 0:22:33I get pleasure from helping people like you out.
0:23:42 > 0:23:45I see you know His Highness.
0:23:45 > 0:23:46Who?
0:23:46 > 0:23:49- The prince!- The prince?
0:23:49 > 0:23:52He shook your hand and patted you on the back.
0:23:54 > 0:23:56No kidding!
0:23:56 > 0:23:57And you are?
0:23:57 > 0:23:59Fanny Eubanks.
0:24:01 > 0:24:03Fanny Eubanks?
0:24:03 > 0:24:05Of Omaha?
0:24:05 > 0:24:07Of Omaha.
0:24:07 > 0:24:09You don't have to cover up with me.
0:24:09 > 0:24:13It may be MY money financing your mission.
0:24:13 > 0:24:16You're financing my mission?
0:24:16 > 0:24:19Perhaps His Highness has mentioned me?
0:24:28 > 0:24:30Oh! Lady Fanny of Omaha!
0:24:30 > 0:24:33He called me Lady Fanny?
0:24:33 > 0:24:38Oh, yes. Lady Fanny of Omaha! He speaks of you with great affection!
0:24:38 > 0:24:40Drinks, sir?
0:24:43 > 0:24:47You have done a wonderful thing.
0:25:07 > 0:25:08Sir.
0:25:08 > 0:25:11Excuse me. I'm very sorry, sir,
0:25:11 > 0:25:13but the man said it was urgent.
0:25:13 > 0:25:17- What man? - The courier - he's waiting outside.
0:25:17 > 0:25:21He said you would recognise the secret password.
0:25:21 > 0:25:23What secret password?
0:25:23 > 0:25:25Lady Fanny of Omaha! >
0:25:32 > 0:25:33Hi!
0:25:33 > 0:25:37Could you take this to the guest bedroom and see it's neatly pressed?
0:25:37 > 0:25:39Go on, Arthur.
0:25:41 > 0:25:43Wow!
0:25:43 > 0:25:44Wow! WOW!
0:25:44 > 0:25:47All I can say is WOW!
0:25:47 > 0:25:50What an asshole I was telling YOU how to take women!
0:25:50 > 0:25:52All right.
0:25:52 > 0:25:54How much do you want?
0:25:54 > 0:26:01Your Highness! I don't want money from a man who needs every penny to free his enslaved people!
0:26:04 > 0:26:06What DO you want?
0:26:06 > 0:26:08THIS!
0:26:08 > 0:26:11THIS! I WANT THIS!
0:26:13 > 0:26:15This is what I want!
0:26:15 > 0:26:19I don't want money - I want you to teach me. I'm in your hands.
0:26:19 > 0:26:23- You can't be serious. - Larry...- Lawrence!
0:26:23 > 0:26:28I always wanted to be the best and I thought I was - till I met you.
0:26:28 > 0:26:32I never realised how far scamming could go!
0:26:32 > 0:26:38- You've opened my eyes!- Freddy, this "scamming" took YEARS to perfect.
0:26:39 > 0:26:41I got time.
0:26:41 > 0:26:43Why should I help you?
0:26:43 > 0:26:48A guy with my mouth could ruin a lot of business round here for you.
0:26:54 > 0:26:57What sort of an education did you have?
0:26:58 > 0:27:00High school diploma.
0:27:00 > 0:27:02And you majored in?
0:27:02 > 0:27:05Metal shop.
0:27:05 > 0:27:07Metal shop!
0:27:19 > 0:27:21All right, I'll do it.
0:27:21 > 0:27:26- Ha-ha-ha!- I'll teach you, set you up and pay you a percentage.- Great!
0:27:26 > 0:27:31- But with this one understanding: - I- run this operation
0:27:31 > 0:27:33- and YOU do as I say.- Great!
0:27:35 > 0:27:36Classes begin after lunch.
0:27:36 > 0:27:39Ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:27:43 > 0:27:45I have a plan for zis Jackal.
0:27:45 > 0:27:48A man who owes me a favour - Rene ze Knife -
0:27:48 > 0:27:53he is a master with ze stiletto and a magician at hiding a body.
0:27:53 > 0:27:59- Andre!- As police inspector, I assure you the investigation will be very slipshod.
0:27:59 > 0:28:03- Stop worrying! - It's a mistake to take him in!
0:28:03 > 0:28:08I am taking him in gracefully in order to get him out gracefully.
0:31:02 > 0:31:08- Well done!- I look great, don't I? I know the moves! - Yes, Freddy, you're ready.
0:31:08 > 0:31:15- But remember our agreement - I'm in charge and you do exactly as I say.- Exactly as you say!
0:31:21 > 0:31:23I feel like a kept man!
0:31:24 > 0:31:27Oh! I'm sorry!
0:31:27 > 0:31:31I'm going to Andre to tell him to tear up the cheque.
0:31:31 > 0:31:35You can't! I paid the 100,000 francs in cash.
0:31:35 > 0:31:37(Damn!)
0:31:37 > 0:31:43Don't be mad at me. He said he wouldn't let you leave unless I paid off your loan.
0:31:44 > 0:31:47What else did he say?
0:31:47 > 0:31:52He said you needed that money for your country to fight the communists.
0:31:52 > 0:31:54It's just such a noble cause.
0:31:54 > 0:31:58Please don't be angry with me - pretty please!
0:31:58 > 0:32:03Here comes a creep mouse, coming to get you! There's that smile!
0:32:03 > 0:32:08Daddy says we're going to have the biggest wedding Tulsa has ever seen!
0:32:08 > 0:32:11When do you think we could fly back?
0:32:11 > 0:32:13Perhaps we should go by ship.
0:32:13 > 0:32:15Ooh!
0:32:15 > 0:32:17Ruprecht loves the water.
0:32:17 > 0:32:19Ruprecht?
0:32:19 > 0:32:21Yes, Ruprecht.
0:32:22 > 0:32:25Didn't I tell you about him?
0:32:25 > 0:32:27Ruprecht is my brother.
0:32:27 > 0:32:30- You have a brother? - Yes, the young prince.
0:32:31 > 0:32:35You mean I'm going home with two princes?
0:32:35 > 0:32:40Wherever I go, Ruprecht goes too.
0:32:40 > 0:32:42When do I meet him?
0:32:42 > 0:32:46He's in his room. Would you like to meet him?
0:32:46 > 0:32:49I would love to!
0:32:53 > 0:32:56HINGE SQUEAKS
0:32:58 > 0:33:00What's he doing out here?
0:33:00 > 0:33:02His quarters are here.
0:33:02 > 0:33:06METALLIC BANGING
0:33:13 > 0:33:18I think I should warn you that Ruprecht is, well...
0:33:18 > 0:33:20special.
0:33:23 > 0:33:25BANGING STOPS
0:33:25 > 0:33:28THUMPING AND CRASHING
0:33:28 > 0:33:30Ruprecht, it is I, your brother!
0:33:30 > 0:33:34No sudden moves.
0:33:51 > 0:33:53You've been banging your pots, haven't you?
0:33:58 > 0:33:59I told you.
0:33:59 > 0:34:03If you keep on, you won't have any pots left!
0:34:08 > 0:34:10All right!
0:34:11 > 0:34:13Cuddly, cuddly!
0:34:16 > 0:34:17Ruprecht!
0:34:17 > 0:34:19Ruprecht, don't do that!
0:34:19 > 0:34:21Ruprecht! No!
0:34:21 > 0:34:24Stop it, Ruprecht! Ruprecht!
0:34:27 > 0:34:29He's very affectionate!
0:34:29 > 0:34:31Now, come along.
0:34:35 > 0:34:36Now!
0:34:36 > 0:34:39I want you to meet this nice lady.
0:34:39 > 0:34:40Mother!
0:34:40 > 0:34:43- No, this isn't your mother. - Not mother?
0:34:43 > 0:34:46But I have wonderful news!
0:34:46 > 0:34:50Miss Trumble and I are going to be married.
0:34:50 > 0:34:52And we're going to live in Oklahoma.
0:34:56 > 0:34:58Really?
0:35:00 > 0:35:01Oh, dear!
0:35:08 > 0:35:10Ruprecht!
0:35:12 > 0:35:14Ruprecht!
0:35:16 > 0:35:18Ruprecht!
0:35:18 > 0:35:21We have a guest. What do we do for guests?
0:35:21 > 0:35:24What did we do when Uncle Ted was here?
0:35:32 > 0:35:34No, Ruprecht.
0:35:36 > 0:35:38Ruprecht! No!
0:35:38 > 0:35:40After that.
0:35:42 > 0:35:43We apologised.
0:36:02 > 0:36:03Ruprecht!
0:36:08 > 0:36:09Ruprecht!
0:36:09 > 0:36:10You want the genital cuff?
0:36:13 > 0:36:17Don't worry. We won't go anywhere without you.
0:36:17 > 0:36:23Oklahoma! Oklahoma! Oklahoma! Oklahoma! Ohlahoma!
0:36:24 > 0:36:28He'll enjoy Oklahoma's wide-open spaces.
0:36:28 > 0:36:30He loves to run and run and run.
0:36:30 > 0:36:32Oklahoma! Oklahoma! Oklahoma!
0:36:45 > 0:36:47Not mother?
0:36:47 > 0:36:51Ruprecht, she's not our mother. Go on, Diana.
0:36:51 > 0:36:54- You were saying...?- I think...OW!
0:36:54 > 0:36:58- Ruprecht! - May I take your trident, sir?- Yes.
0:36:58 > 0:37:03- Diana...you don't think the poor should be allowed in museums?- I...
0:37:03 > 0:37:09- Ruprecht, don't take the cork. - Why is the cork on the fork?
0:37:09 > 0:37:14To prevent him hurting himself, and others.
0:37:15 > 0:37:18Ruprecht, eat your apple sauce.
0:37:20 > 0:37:22Ruprecht,
0:37:22 > 0:37:24we have wonderful news.
0:37:24 > 0:37:29Diana and I are going to be married.
0:37:29 > 0:37:31We're going to live in Palm Beach.
0:37:33 > 0:37:35Ruprecht!
0:37:37 > 0:37:42- Eat your food.- Excuse me. May I go to the bathroom first?
0:37:42 > 0:37:44Of course.
0:37:57 > 0:37:58Thank you.
0:37:58 > 0:38:01Oh!
0:38:04 > 0:38:07Driving relaxes Ruprecht.
0:38:08 > 0:38:11PLASTIC HORN BEEPS
0:38:12 > 0:38:17Lawrence, this is the happiest day of my life!
0:38:17 > 0:38:20I think my testicles are dropping!
0:38:26 > 0:38:28It's been a very good month, chaps.
0:38:28 > 0:38:31Now, we've got 20% for the overhead.
0:38:31 > 0:38:33- For you, Arthur, 10%.- Thank you.
0:38:33 > 0:38:35Ow!
0:38:35 > 0:38:38- For you, Andre, 15%.- Nice work!
0:38:38 > 0:38:40And the rest is for me.
0:38:40 > 0:38:43- Au revoir, Lawrence. - Au revoir, Andre.
0:38:47 > 0:38:49Excuse me.
0:38:49 > 0:38:51What about me? What do I get?
0:38:51 > 0:38:55You're a student, Freddy. You get knowledge.
0:38:55 > 0:39:00I did most of the work. I should get my share of the cash.
0:39:00 > 0:39:06But how could I be certain you'd spend it wisely on beauty and culture?
0:39:06 > 0:39:11- I've got culture coming out my ass! - Spending money is a responsibility.
0:39:11 > 0:39:15All right! How am I supposed to spend my money?
0:39:17 > 0:39:19Now, all these wines are very old.
0:39:19 > 0:39:23I buy them to be sure they are cared for properly.
0:39:23 > 0:39:28- So you gotta a lot of wine to drink. - They are too valuable to drink.
0:39:28 > 0:39:33- So you sell them? - No, they mean too much to me.
0:39:34 > 0:39:39In Europe, Freddy, gardens take centuries to grow and cultivate.
0:39:39 > 0:39:44This was dying until Mrs Everson's brooch paid for its preservation.
0:39:44 > 0:39:47- What's the angle? - There is no angle, Freddy.
0:39:53 > 0:39:58I rescued this from destruction - and donated it to the museum.
0:39:58 > 0:40:00Just looking at it feeds my soul.
0:40:01 > 0:40:04- May I say something here?- Of course.
0:40:04 > 0:40:07Are you kidding me, or what?!
0:40:07 > 0:40:09I don't get it!
0:40:09 > 0:40:16Why spend money on wine I can't drink and a garden that just needs mowing?
0:40:16 > 0:40:22Sculptures of naked women, I can appreciate. Otherwise, you've got to be joking!
0:40:22 > 0:40:25You agreed to do what I say.
0:40:25 > 0:40:32I didn't agree to you telling me how to spend my money, or to playing the monkey boy. I'm going it alone!
0:40:32 > 0:40:34- Ugh!- Freddy.
0:40:34 > 0:40:37You've still so much to learn!
0:40:37 > 0:40:43I was doing great with MY look! I don't need your clothes or instruction.
0:40:43 > 0:40:49You taught me what you know. Thanks a yahoo(!) I'm getting out of this town.
0:40:49 > 0:40:52Good luck.
0:41:09 > 0:41:14- The Jackal tucked his tail between his legs and crawled away.- Good!
0:41:14 > 0:41:17Then eet eez business as usual?
0:41:17 > 0:41:18Au revoir.
0:41:18 > 0:41:21Au revoir, Andre.
0:41:21 > 0:41:23< Miss! Miss!
0:41:23 > 0:41:32Can I get the Wall Street Journal here? I need the latest stock prices to see how my takeover bid is going.
0:41:32 > 0:41:34It's hard to get stock prices here.
0:41:34 > 0:41:36Au revoir.
0:41:37 > 0:41:39What are you doing here?
0:41:41 > 0:41:44You know, that's a funny story.
0:41:44 > 0:41:47I was at the train station, ticket in hand,
0:41:47 > 0:41:50when I said to myself, "Why go? I love me here."
0:41:50 > 0:41:54- So I'll be around. Lucky you! - Freddy!
0:41:54 > 0:41:56Freddy!
0:41:56 > 0:41:58Freddy!
0:41:58 > 0:42:03There simply isn't enough room for both of us to work Beaumont sur Mer.
0:42:03 > 0:42:07- Know what I think? You're scared! - Of what?
0:42:07 > 0:42:11Me! Competition! You've been top dog so long you think you own the place.
0:42:11 > 0:42:14Believe me, I'm not afraid of you.
0:42:14 > 0:42:17You should be - I'm younger than you,
0:42:17 > 0:42:20better looking than you, thinner than you.
0:42:20 > 0:42:25I could kick your ass off this hill in a New York minute.
0:42:25 > 0:42:27And I could have you arrested again.
0:42:32 > 0:42:35And I could always call Lady Fanny of Omaha.
0:42:40 > 0:42:42Freddy,
0:42:42 > 0:42:44as a younger man,
0:42:44 > 0:42:48I was a sculptor, painter and a musician.
0:42:48 > 0:42:51There was just one problem -
0:42:51 > 0:42:53I wasn't very good.
0:42:53 > 0:42:57As a matter of fact, I was dreadful.
0:42:57 > 0:43:01I came to the conclusion that I had taste and style,
0:43:01 > 0:43:04but not talent.
0:43:04 > 0:43:06I knew my limitations.
0:43:06 > 0:43:09We all have limitations, Freddy.
0:43:09 > 0:43:15Fortunately I discovered that taste and style were commodities that people desired.
0:43:15 > 0:43:17Freddy, what I'm saying is,
0:43:17 > 0:43:20know YOUR limitations. You are a moron.
0:43:20 > 0:43:26You've been trying to get me out of this town ever since I came.
0:43:26 > 0:43:28Tell you what - we'll make a bet.
0:43:28 > 0:43:31If I lose, I leave.
0:43:31 > 0:43:33If I win...YOU leave.
0:43:33 > 0:43:37All right, Freddy. Suppose we try this.
0:43:37 > 0:43:40We find a woman, set a price.
0:43:40 > 0:43:45The first man to extract the correct amount from her wins.
0:43:45 > 0:43:48But if you...
0:43:48 > 0:43:50But if you lose,
0:43:50 > 0:43:53you not only leave town graciously,
0:43:53 > 0:43:55you promise never to come back again.
0:43:55 > 0:43:58Done. Who's the woman?
0:43:58 > 0:44:02Oh! GLASS SMASHES
0:44:02 > 0:44:05DOGS YAP
0:44:16 > 0:44:19- Charles.- Yes, monsieur?- Who is that?
0:44:19 > 0:44:22Miss Janet Colgate, Monsieur.
0:44:22 > 0:44:23Who is she?
0:44:23 > 0:44:28- I believe she is the United States soap queen.- Thank you, Charles.
0:44:33 > 0:44:35OK. How much?
0:44:35 > 0:44:38She's a little young, isn't she?
0:44:38 > 0:44:40Out of your league?
0:44:48 > 0:44:53- Right. I'll make it easy for you. 50,000.- 50,000?!
0:44:55 > 0:44:57Out of YOUR league?
0:44:58 > 0:45:00All right.
0:45:00 > 0:45:02I could use 50,000.
0:45:02 > 0:45:05First one to get 50,000 out of her.
0:45:05 > 0:45:08May the best man win.
0:45:08 > 0:45:09Thank you.
0:45:46 > 0:45:48She is at the roulette table.
0:45:48 > 0:45:51Just waiting for Your Highness(!)
0:45:51 > 0:45:53And Freddy?
0:45:53 > 0:45:56He has dropped from sight.
0:45:56 > 0:46:00Perhaps the Jackal realised he is no match for the lion.
0:46:00 > 0:46:03Keep your eyes open, Andre. He'll turn up.
0:46:46 > 0:46:48Merci.
0:47:24 > 0:47:26Excuse me. Excuse me.
0:47:26 > 0:47:30- Ow!- Sorry, ma'am. Excuse me.
0:47:30 > 0:47:32- Ow!- Oh, I'm sorry!
0:47:35 > 0:47:37I'm sorry!
0:47:38 > 0:47:40Pardon me.
0:47:44 > 0:47:45Hi.
0:47:48 > 0:47:50Thank you.
0:47:52 > 0:47:54Sorry.
0:47:54 > 0:47:56Excuse me.
0:47:56 > 0:47:57Thank you.
0:48:05 > 0:48:07Pardon me, miss.
0:48:07 > 0:48:10Would you mind placing a bet for me?
0:48:10 > 0:48:15- It's terribly difficult for me to reach the table.- Sure, what number?
0:48:17 > 0:48:19The way my luck's been running,
0:48:19 > 0:48:22would you pick a number for me?
0:48:24 > 0:48:26I could use all the luck I can get.
0:48:39 > 0:48:41< Vingt-deux, noir.
0:48:50 > 0:48:55Miss, would you ask if the gentleman could advance me something on this?
0:48:55 > 0:48:58< I am sorry, I cannot, monsieur.
0:48:58 > 0:49:00That's fine. Thank you.
0:49:06 > 0:49:09FREDDY SOBS
0:49:16 > 0:49:18Excuse me.
0:49:18 > 0:49:20< Monsieur wins again.
0:49:26 > 0:49:27Listen!
0:49:27 > 0:49:30Maybe I can help you.
0:49:30 > 0:49:33- That was my last chance. - Last chance for what?
0:49:33 > 0:49:36My last chance for an operation.
0:49:36 > 0:49:39Shouldn't the navy pay for your operation?
0:49:41 > 0:49:43It's not for me!
0:49:43 > 0:49:46It's for my grandmother.
0:49:46 > 0:49:51I just got word from the hospital that she's in pretty bad shape.
0:49:51 > 0:49:54If they don't operate soon, she might...
0:49:54 > 0:49:59I'm sorry! I don't even know you and I'm bothering you with my problems.
0:49:59 > 0:50:02Please don't feel that way!
0:50:02 > 0:50:06Why don't you just tell me what they are?
0:50:10 > 0:50:14Just one stroke of bad luck after another.
0:50:14 > 0:50:16Andre, come with me.
0:50:27 > 0:50:2910,000 francs!
0:50:29 > 0:50:32That's almost 2,000.
0:50:34 > 0:50:37I don't know how to thank you.
0:50:39 > 0:50:45But I want you to know that you have saved the life of a wonderful person.
0:50:45 > 0:50:48YOU are a wonderful person. Thank you.
0:50:49 > 0:50:51You're welcome.
0:50:55 > 0:50:59Freddy, would an operation help YOU?
0:50:59 > 0:51:00No.
0:51:00 > 0:51:04- My problem isn't physical. It's emotional.- Really?
0:51:05 > 0:51:08I'm on six weeks' MTL.
0:51:09 > 0:51:11Mental Trauma Leave.
0:51:11 > 0:51:13What happened?
0:51:13 > 0:51:15Well, I was engaged
0:51:15 > 0:51:18to a girl back in the States,
0:51:18 > 0:51:21and we loved to dance.
0:51:21 > 0:51:25We wanted to be professionals. Isn't that silly?
0:51:26 > 0:51:31We got an opportunity to perform on TV, on Dance USA.
0:51:31 > 0:51:36We decided that if we won, we'd get married.
0:51:36 > 0:51:39So we went on, and we danced,
0:51:39 > 0:51:40and we won!
0:51:40 > 0:51:42Oh, great!
0:51:42 > 0:51:45And in the excitement,
0:51:45 > 0:51:47we got separated.
0:51:47 > 0:51:50So I went back to the studio.
0:51:51 > 0:51:54And there they were...
0:51:55 > 0:51:57..naked,
0:51:57 > 0:51:59dancing.
0:52:00 > 0:52:03And then they stopped,
0:52:03 > 0:52:06and they made love right there on the dance floor.
0:52:06 > 0:52:09Who was she with?
0:52:14 > 0:52:18Danny Terrio, the host of Dance USA.
0:52:18 > 0:52:22I'm sorry.
0:52:26 > 0:52:29In the morning, I woke up,
0:52:29 > 0:52:32and my legs were useless - numb.
0:52:32 > 0:52:35Oh, my God!
0:52:35 > 0:52:38- I couldn't walk.- Oh, my God!
0:52:42 > 0:52:45Well, surely someone can help you?
0:52:45 > 0:52:46Yeah, but...
0:52:46 > 0:52:47What?
0:52:47 > 0:52:55There's this psychiatrist - Dr Emil Schauffhausen of the Schauffhausen Clinic in Liechtenstein.
0:52:55 > 0:52:58Why don't you go to him?
0:52:58 > 0:53:04Emil Schauffhausen is in demand all over the world. He gets astronomical fees.
0:53:04 > 0:53:07It's not something I can handle.
0:53:07 > 0:53:10What do you mean by astronomical?
0:53:12 > 0:53:1450,000.
0:53:15 > 0:53:17That IS a lot of money.
0:53:21 > 0:53:24SOFT MUSIC
0:53:24 > 0:53:26THE DANCERS GIGGLE
0:53:26 > 0:53:28Are you OK?
0:53:28 > 0:53:31Oh, God!
0:53:31 > 0:53:33They're dancing.
0:53:33 > 0:53:34They're dancing!
0:53:36 > 0:53:41Freddy, we're going to my room right now to write to Dr Schauffhausen.
0:53:41 > 0:53:45Oh, God! They're dancing! Oh, take me from this place!
0:53:45 > 0:53:48Oh, GOD!
0:53:48 > 0:53:51FREDDY SOBS
0:54:05 > 0:54:10I wish you hadn't written these things. I sound like a hero!
0:54:10 > 0:54:13Well, they're true, aren't they?
0:54:13 > 0:54:16Yes. But you shouldn't have promised him the money.
0:54:16 > 0:54:18Where am I going to get 50,000?
0:54:18 > 0:54:22Leave that to me, Freddy. When the time comes, you'll have it.
0:54:22 > 0:54:25I'll mail this and be right back.
0:54:25 > 0:54:27Janet.
0:54:29 > 0:54:31Thank you.
0:54:38 > 0:54:41# Number one, number one, number one! #
0:54:48 > 0:54:50MESSENGER: Dr Schauffhausen!
0:54:50 > 0:54:53Dr Emil Schauffhausen!
0:54:54 > 0:54:57Dr Schauffhausen! >
0:54:57 > 0:55:00Dr Emil Schauffhausen!
0:55:08 > 0:55:11SHE GASPS Hello again!
0:55:11 > 0:55:14Are you Dr Schauffhausen?
0:55:15 > 0:55:17Yes, Fraulein.
0:55:17 > 0:55:25This is a miracle! I just wrote you a letter about someone who needs your help!
0:55:25 > 0:55:30Gut! I look forward to reading it when I get back to my clinic.
0:55:30 > 0:55:32Auf Wiedersehen.
0:55:32 > 0:55:33What?
0:55:33 > 0:55:35Goodbye.
0:55:35 > 0:55:36Oh.
0:55:40 > 0:55:43Could I just talk to you for a minute?
0:55:43 > 0:55:46Please. I am on my vacation.
0:55:46 > 0:55:52An American naval officer, Fred Benson, sat by you at the roulette table.
0:55:52 > 0:55:54Benson?
0:55:54 > 0:55:56In the wheelchair.
0:55:56 > 0:56:02Is he ze one who wrote me all zose letters about his fiancee running off with a dancer?
0:56:02 > 0:56:06Yes! He's right here in the hotel.
0:56:06 > 0:56:09I hate to disturb you, Dr Schauffhausen,
0:56:09 > 0:56:12but could you just take a look at him?
0:56:12 > 0:56:17- I am sorry for... What is your name?- Janet Colgate.
0:56:17 > 0:56:23I am sorry, Janet. But if I see your friend Benson, I have to see everyone.
0:56:23 > 0:56:26I must draw ze line somewhere.
0:56:27 > 0:56:30If it's a matter of money, I've...
0:56:30 > 0:56:32You HAVEN'T given him money?
0:56:32 > 0:56:37- Just a little, for his grandmother. - Don't give him any more.
0:56:37 > 0:56:38Why?
0:56:38 > 0:56:39You see,
0:56:39 > 0:56:44his ego has taken one shattering blow from a woman.
0:56:44 > 0:56:49If he accepts charity from a woman, zat is another blow.
0:56:49 > 0:56:53- It makes my work harder. - So you'll see him?
0:56:53 > 0:56:55All right. I'll see him.
0:56:55 > 0:57:00- That's wonderful!- But remember what I said - no money for him.
0:57:00 > 0:57:06If I do decide to take zis case, you must pay ze fee directly to me.
0:57:06 > 0:57:09- You understand?- Absolutely.
0:57:09 > 0:57:11All right.
0:57:11 > 0:57:14Where is ze boy?
0:57:18 > 0:57:20SHE GIGGLES
0:57:26 > 0:57:28Freddy.
0:57:30 > 0:57:31# Freddy!
0:57:32 > 0:57:35# Where are you? #
0:57:35 > 0:57:39Boy, you can really get lost in one of these big places!
0:57:39 > 0:57:42I have a wonderful surprise for you.
0:57:42 > 0:57:45- What?- Cover your eyes.
0:57:47 > 0:57:49You are a nut!
0:57:49 > 0:57:51Go on!
0:57:52 > 0:58:00Who is the one person in this world, outside of your grandmother, that you would like most to see?
0:58:00 > 0:58:03I give up. Who?
0:58:03 > 0:58:06Dr Emil Schauffhausen!
0:58:10 > 0:58:12SHE GIGGLES
0:58:12 > 0:58:15At last we meet, Officer Benson.
0:58:15 > 0:58:18After all zose letters, I feel I know you.
0:58:20 > 0:58:25- He can't believe it's you. - Yes, I think zat's it.
0:58:25 > 0:58:28I am here to help you, my boy.
0:58:28 > 0:58:31Great!
0:58:36 > 0:58:40Let's have a look at zose legs.
0:58:41 > 0:58:45So - you are numb from ze waist down.
0:58:47 > 0:58:50- Is that correct?- Yes, sir.
0:58:50 > 0:58:53Completely numb? No feeling whatsoever?
0:58:53 > 0:58:55That's right.
0:58:59 > 0:59:01So you won't feel Mr Piggy, then?
0:59:03 > 0:59:04No!
0:59:08 > 0:59:10Tell me if you feel zis.
0:59:10 > 0:59:14Tickle, tickle, tickle!
0:59:16 > 0:59:18No.
0:59:24 > 0:59:28We must try something else.
0:59:28 > 0:59:31Something a little more stringent!
0:59:56 > 0:59:59CANE SWISHES
1:00:02 > 1:00:06Tell me - do you feel zis?
1:00:09 > 1:00:10No.
1:00:16 > 1:00:17How about...
1:00:18 > 1:00:20..zat?
1:00:21 > 1:00:23- Nothing.- Nothing, huh?
1:00:23 > 1:00:26Watch yourself, Janet. Back a bit.
1:00:26 > 1:00:29Thank you.
1:00:31 > 1:00:34How about...
1:00:34 > 1:00:35this?!
1:00:38 > 1:00:39Nothing?
1:01:00 > 1:01:02Any feeling there?
1:01:04 > 1:01:05No?
1:01:07 > 1:01:13- Zis case intrigues me. I will treat Officer Benson.- Did you hear that?!
1:01:16 > 1:01:21I am renting a villa. We will move him in and I will go to work on him.
1:01:21 > 1:01:25Do you really think you can make him walk again?
1:01:25 > 1:01:29I will have him running, jumping, shouting, screaming,
1:01:29 > 1:01:33or my name isn't Emil Schauffhausen!
1:01:33 > 1:01:35Ze third!
1:01:38 > 1:01:40Look - he's so happy, he's crying!
1:02:24 > 1:02:26Your Highness!
1:02:32 > 1:02:34Mrs Reed!
1:02:34 > 1:02:39I didn't recognise you for a moment. How vonderful to see you.
1:02:39 > 1:02:42Protector of the Velt.
1:02:42 > 1:02:45What a pleasant surprise.
1:02:45 > 1:02:51- How was your mission to Belahavula? - A great success, sanks to you. - I feel so proud!
1:02:51 > 1:02:56May I present Lady Janet. Lady Janet, Mrs Reed.
1:02:56 > 1:02:58Hello. Hello.
1:02:58 > 1:03:02- Your Highness.- Yes?- Your accent! - I am travelling incognito.
1:03:02 > 1:03:04Oh, I see!
1:03:04 > 1:03:07(How are the freedom fighters?)
1:03:07 > 1:03:10Lady Janet is one of us.
1:03:10 > 1:03:14Ooooh, wonderful!
1:03:14 > 1:03:15And...?
1:03:15 > 1:03:19This is my Royal Adjudant, General Benson.
1:03:19 > 1:03:21How do you do?
1:03:21 > 1:03:23Charmed.
1:03:23 > 1:03:24Your High...
1:03:24 > 1:03:28- Let's have lunch.- Oh, thank you!
1:03:28 > 1:03:31- I will telephone you.- Oh, please!
1:03:35 > 1:03:38One of my former patients.
1:03:38 > 1:03:41Unfortunately incurable.
1:04:18 > 1:04:24Freddy, isn't this beautiful? I can't believe this is happening!
1:04:24 > 1:04:29He's sacrificing his vacation and sharing his villa. It's incredible!
1:04:29 > 1:04:35Arthur, Miss Colgate will stay at ze hotel. Officer Benson will stay with us.
1:04:35 > 1:04:40You are close to my room. I shall keep my eyes on you night and day.
1:04:40 > 1:04:43Ze villa has a fascinating history.
1:04:46 > 1:04:48Welcome to Hell.
1:04:51 > 1:04:54This is so beautiful!
1:04:54 > 1:04:59Janet, we haven't discussed my fee yet. It will be 50,000.
1:04:59 > 1:05:01Yes. I'll have to call my father.
1:05:01 > 1:05:06- I wish it was lower, but the clinic does not allow zat.- I understand.
1:05:06 > 1:05:08- Let me show you ze rest of ze villa.- OK.
1:05:08 > 1:05:11TYRES SCREECH
1:05:15 > 1:05:17What about Freddy?
1:05:17 > 1:05:19Freddy, go to your room!
1:05:19 > 1:05:22I'd like to come upstairs, too.
1:05:22 > 1:05:26Of course you would. Come on!
1:05:27 > 1:05:31- But he can't. - He can. It's all in his mind.
1:05:31 > 1:05:33It seems so cruel.
1:05:33 > 1:05:35Trust me. I am a doctor.
1:05:44 > 1:05:47First I will show you ze music room.
1:05:51 > 1:05:53Oh, my goodness!
1:05:53 > 1:05:58Isn't zis beautiful? I love all zese old musical instruments.
1:05:58 > 1:06:02Zis music box is my favourite. Listen.
1:06:02 > 1:06:04MUSIC PLAYS
1:06:04 > 1:06:07People used to dance to this.
1:06:07 > 1:06:11MUSIC: "La Donna e Mobile" by Mozart
1:06:18 > 1:06:19Oh...!
1:06:19 > 1:06:21Freddy!
1:06:21 > 1:06:26I heard the music and I pulled myself up the stairs.
1:06:26 > 1:06:29Then I saw you and him...
1:06:29 > 1:06:30DANCING!
1:06:30 > 1:06:35Ze more he sees us dance, ze more he will get used to it.
1:06:35 > 1:06:38FREDDY WAILS
1:06:38 > 1:06:43- It's awful to see us like this, isn't it?- Janet, you're right.
1:06:43 > 1:06:45Ah...!
1:06:45 > 1:06:49- Now he can't see us. - FREDDY WAILS
1:06:49 > 1:06:52- This is terrible!- No pity!
1:06:52 > 1:06:59I know it is hard, but it is only through our strength zat Freddy will find his.
1:06:59 > 1:07:02MUSIC CONTINUES
1:07:03 > 1:07:07FREDDY WAILS AND BANGS AT DOOR
1:07:14 > 1:07:18I have a splendid day planned for Freddy.
1:07:18 > 1:07:22- But I need your help to succeed. - Of course.
1:07:22 > 1:07:26You will sit here, I will sit here,
1:07:26 > 1:07:28and Freddy will sit zere.
1:07:28 > 1:07:30Aha.
1:07:30 > 1:07:34I found this in Officer Benson's room.
1:07:34 > 1:07:37Thank you, Arthur.
1:07:42 > 1:07:44What does it say?
1:07:47 > 1:07:52"I've lost hope. Please see that my grandmother gets my insurance.
1:07:52 > 1:07:58"If my body's washed ashore, have it cremated and tossed over the Swanee River."
1:07:58 > 1:08:02He's going to drown himself!
1:08:02 > 1:08:04There he is, doctor!
1:08:04 > 1:08:08Sit down, sit down. It's a bluff to gain sympathy.
1:08:13 > 1:08:17Pretend to enjoy yourself. Laugh out loud.
1:08:17 > 1:08:18Ha-ha-ha!
1:08:18 > 1:08:20- Er...ha...- Louder!
1:08:20 > 1:08:22Hur-hur-hur...
1:08:22 > 1:08:24Ha-ha-ha!
1:08:24 > 1:08:26JANET LAUGHS UNCONVINCINGLY
1:08:26 > 1:08:30LAUGHTER AND CHAT IN THE DISTANCE
1:08:33 > 1:08:35He's looking. Keep laughing.
1:08:35 > 1:08:41ARTHUR: Excuse me, sir. The man is here with your satellite dish.
1:08:41 > 1:08:42What satellite dish?
1:08:48 > 1:08:50I'll be right back.
1:08:52 > 1:08:56Vot would I vant viz a satellite dish?
1:09:28 > 1:09:30A-A-R-GH!
1:09:32 > 1:09:34Freddy!
1:09:34 > 1:09:37I'M OUT OF CONTROL!
1:09:38 > 1:09:40OH! OH! OH!
1:09:40 > 1:09:43I'M OUT OF CONTROL!! OH, MY GOD!
1:09:43 > 1:09:45OH, NO!
1:09:45 > 1:09:47OH, NO!
1:09:47 > 1:09:48Freddy!
1:09:48 > 1:09:51Oh, Freddy! Freddy!
1:09:54 > 1:09:55Freddy!
1:09:55 > 1:09:57Freddy!
1:10:00 > 1:10:02Freddy!
1:10:02 > 1:10:03Don't!
1:10:05 > 1:10:07Freddy! Stop, please!
1:10:09 > 1:10:12Don't make me crawl round you! This sand is hot!
1:10:12 > 1:10:15Then just stop.
1:10:15 > 1:10:20When you're not looking, I will come back and do it right!
1:10:20 > 1:10:23Then I won't leave you. I'm getting Dr Schauffhausen.
1:10:23 > 1:10:26Janet. Janet!
1:10:26 > 1:10:28JANET!
1:10:28 > 1:10:29Not him.
1:10:29 > 1:10:32He hates me. He's torturing me!
1:10:32 > 1:10:34He doesn't hate you.
1:10:34 > 1:10:38He may seem strict, but he's trying to help.
1:10:38 > 1:10:42Can't we just stay here a little bit longer? Please?
1:10:45 > 1:10:47Well...
1:10:55 > 1:10:56Mm-hmm.
1:10:57 > 1:10:59Just as I thought.
1:10:59 > 1:11:03I'm sorry I was so depressed this morning.
1:11:03 > 1:11:08It's just that last night, I had a dream about HER.
1:11:08 > 1:11:09Oh!
1:11:11 > 1:11:13I remembered
1:11:13 > 1:11:16how I used to stare at her
1:11:16 > 1:11:20and just sit and touch her face
1:11:20 > 1:11:22like this.
1:11:24 > 1:11:26That is so sweet.
1:11:26 > 1:11:30- She was the first girl I kissed. - Really?
1:11:30 > 1:11:32And now...
1:11:32 > 1:11:37..I will probably never kiss another girl for the rest of my life.
1:11:37 > 1:11:42Freddy, that is ridiculous! You're attractive, exciting and sensitive.
1:11:42 > 1:11:47I'm sure there are a million women who would LOVE to kiss you.
1:11:55 > 1:11:59I want to ask you a question, and I want you to be honest with me.
1:11:59 > 1:12:01OK.
1:12:03 > 1:12:05Am I attractive and exciting to YOU?
1:12:21 > 1:12:23- Miss Colgate!- Oh!
1:12:25 > 1:12:27Can we talk?
1:12:30 > 1:12:31I'm sorry.
1:12:31 > 1:12:35- Janet, I am dropping zis case. - PLEASE don't!
1:12:35 > 1:12:39I shouldn't have done it, but I felt sorry for him.
1:12:39 > 1:12:44When you heard about his girlfriend and the dancer, how did you feel?
1:12:44 > 1:12:50- It made me physically sick. - Then PLEASE help him. Please!
1:12:50 > 1:12:52All right. I will.
1:12:52 > 1:12:54Thank you.
1:12:54 > 1:12:56But we MUST hide our pity.
1:12:56 > 1:12:59You and I must be his role model.
1:12:59 > 1:13:06We must enjoy ourselves so much that Freddy will want to jump out of ze wheelchair and join us!
1:13:06 > 1:13:08I'll try, but it won't be easy.
1:13:08 > 1:13:11I will be zere to help you.
1:13:50 > 1:13:52How much of this can he stand?
1:13:52 > 1:13:59- Don't show any pity. Enjoy yourself. - Are you sure?- Yes! Come on.
1:14:04 > 1:14:08Isn't she fabulous? Wouldn't you like to dance viz her?
1:14:08 > 1:14:14What's stopping you? Get out of zat chair and dance viz ze girl!
1:14:14 > 1:14:18OK, if you just want to sit there and miss all ze fun...
1:14:30 > 1:14:33BRITISH ACCENT: Oi, mate!
1:14:34 > 1:14:39Who's the arsehole? I'd like to smack him one!
1:14:43 > 1:14:46MUSIC BECOMES RAUNCHY
1:14:53 > 1:14:58I wouldn't mind so much, but she used to be MY girl.
1:14:58 > 1:15:02If I could get her alone, I'd have a chance.
1:15:02 > 1:15:05But HE's always around.
1:15:11 > 1:15:16Love put him in zat chair. Perhaps love could get him out.
1:15:16 > 1:15:20Would you mind if I gave you a little kiss?
1:15:20 > 1:15:25- Well, if you think it would help... - Yes, I think it would.- OK.- Right.
1:15:48 > 1:15:50What do you reckon?
1:15:50 > 1:15:52Oi!
1:15:52 > 1:15:57There's a transport plane leaving for Honduras at one o'clock tonight.
1:15:57 > 1:16:00How would you like your friend to be on it?
1:16:28 > 1:16:30Good night, Freddy.
1:16:30 > 1:16:33I'll be right back. Think happy thoughts.
1:16:39 > 1:16:43Doctor, do you think the therapy is working?
1:16:43 > 1:16:46- Yes. I am terribly pleased. - Oh, good!
1:16:47 > 1:16:54Sorry about the delay in paying your fee. It took longer than I thought to raise the money.
1:16:54 > 1:16:57You had to RAISE ze money?
1:16:57 > 1:17:04Well, the cash prize wasn't enough, so I had my father sell the car and the furniture and all the jewellery.
1:17:04 > 1:17:10- Vot prize? - From the contest. I was chosen as the United States Soap Queen.
1:17:10 > 1:17:14That's why I'm on this free trip to Europe.
1:17:14 > 1:17:19Your father doesn't OWN ze United States Soap Company?
1:17:19 > 1:17:23No! I just use their laundry detergent!
1:17:23 > 1:17:27You see, I entered their contest, and then I won.
1:17:28 > 1:17:31You barely know Freddy,
1:17:31 > 1:17:35but you'd sell everything you owned for him?
1:17:35 > 1:17:37Well, I'm keeping the mink.
1:17:37 > 1:17:39Is that wrong?
1:17:39 > 1:17:45Knowing I helped a man like Freddy to live again is worth more to me
1:17:45 > 1:17:49than the car, the furniture or the jewellery.
1:17:49 > 1:17:51I couldn't ask for a better prize.
1:17:53 > 1:17:57I never knew zat people like you existed.
1:17:59 > 1:18:02You are generous, sincere...
1:18:03 > 1:18:06You are wonderful.
1:18:07 > 1:18:09Thank you.
1:18:10 > 1:18:13Well...good night.
1:18:13 > 1:18:14Night.
1:18:26 > 1:18:31Freddy, get it into your head - the bet's off. She hasn't got the money.
1:18:31 > 1:18:36If you're trying to get out of the bet, fine - you lose and leave town.
1:18:36 > 1:18:39But she has the money.
1:18:39 > 1:18:46- Only by selling everything she owns. - Oh, come on! If we take her for everything, she still has the mink.
1:18:46 > 1:18:54The women I deal with are carefully screened - they're rich and corrupt, never poor and virtuous.
1:18:54 > 1:19:01- All right, forget the money. But the bet is on. We'll think up a whole new bet.- What IS the bet?
1:19:01 > 1:19:05- A completely new bet. - Well, think of one!
1:19:06 > 1:19:10- We'll make HER the bet. - What do you mean?
1:19:11 > 1:19:15What do you THINK I mean? First one to get her into bed!
1:19:15 > 1:19:21- Don't you ever have an emotion that originates above the waist?- No!
1:19:21 > 1:19:28Let me tell you something, Freddy. A woman like Janet would never give herself to a man like you.
1:19:30 > 1:19:32What?!
1:19:32 > 1:19:33WHAT?!
1:19:33 > 1:19:37- You actually believe that? - I know that, Freddy.
1:19:37 > 1:19:42- You wanna bet?- All right, I'll bet. But I'm not competing to win.
1:19:42 > 1:19:44I'm just betting that you fail.
1:19:44 > 1:19:47- Loser leaves town? - Loser leaves town.
1:20:02 > 1:20:03I say.
1:20:03 > 1:20:05I say!
1:20:05 > 1:20:11- What?- You're blocking my gate. - You'll have to see the captain. He's in the back.
1:20:11 > 1:20:14Now look here...
1:20:16 > 1:20:21- This is private property. - Just see the captain.
1:20:25 > 1:20:27Captain?
1:20:27 > 1:20:29Which one...?
1:20:33 > 1:20:38- You'll be all right? - Yeah. She said she'd meet me here.
1:20:38 > 1:20:40Wish me luck!
1:20:57 > 1:20:58Freddy!
1:20:58 > 1:21:04- I thought Dr Schauffhausen took you home?- He did. I couldn't sleep.
1:21:04 > 1:21:07I have to talk to you, Janet.
1:21:07 > 1:21:09Well, come in.
1:21:11 > 1:21:15I was thinking about what Dr Schauffhausen said -
1:21:15 > 1:21:20- that I could walk again if the desire was strong enough.- Yes?
1:21:20 > 1:21:26Janet, I think you're the only person who can give me that desire.
1:21:28 > 1:21:30What do you mean?
1:21:34 > 1:21:36I love you.
1:21:36 > 1:21:43- And I think I could walk again if I thought you loved me.- Oh, Freddy!
1:21:43 > 1:21:46But I still have this terrible fear.
1:21:46 > 1:21:47What fear?
1:21:47 > 1:21:51That my feelings won't be returned.
1:21:51 > 1:21:53But your feelings WILL be returned!
1:21:53 > 1:21:59Because I think I love you too, Freddy. And you WILL walk.
1:21:59 > 1:22:02- Here.- What are you doing?
1:22:02 > 1:22:06Now...stand up and walk to me.
1:22:07 > 1:22:08No...!
1:22:08 > 1:22:11Come on! You can do it!
1:22:12 > 1:22:17- You won't disappoint me? - No, I won't disappoint you.
1:22:19 > 1:22:23Stand up and walk to me. Please, Freddy.
1:22:29 > 1:22:30Come on!
1:22:32 > 1:22:33Come on!
1:22:35 > 1:22:37Come on!
1:22:37 > 1:22:39Let go!
1:22:42 > 1:22:44Ooh! Aah-aah!
1:22:45 > 1:22:47I'm standing!
1:22:49 > 1:22:51I'M STANDING!
1:22:51 > 1:22:54Yes! Now walk to me!
1:22:54 > 1:22:57- You won't let me down? - No, I won't let you down.
1:23:00 > 1:23:03That's it! That's it!
1:23:04 > 1:23:06You're doing it!
1:23:09 > 1:23:13- Do you want a rest? - No! I wanna keep trying!
1:23:13 > 1:23:19- Go over there.- Here?- No, by the bed. I wanna see how far I can go.- Here?
1:23:21 > 1:23:23- Here?- Yeah!
1:23:24 > 1:23:27Walk to me!
1:23:27 > 1:23:28I'm still afraid!
1:23:28 > 1:23:31Don't be! Don't you wanna kiss me?
1:23:32 > 1:23:33YEAH!
1:23:33 > 1:23:38If you come here, I will PROVE that I love you.
1:23:38 > 1:23:42- You'll PROVE it? - Come on! Come on!
1:23:42 > 1:23:44You can do it!
1:23:44 > 1:23:48Come on - take a step! That's it!
1:23:52 > 1:23:54I made it!
1:23:54 > 1:23:56I made it!
1:23:56 > 1:23:58Yes, Freddy, you made it!
1:23:58 > 1:24:01And all because...
1:24:01 > 1:24:03of your...
1:24:03 > 1:24:04love.
1:24:06 > 1:24:09OUR love, Freddy.
1:24:11 > 1:24:13We ALL love you.
1:24:17 > 1:24:22It's moments like zis that make being a doctor worthwhile.
1:24:24 > 1:24:28No wonder they call you a genius! You said he'd come here, and he did!
1:24:28 > 1:24:30You said he'd walk, and he did!
1:24:30 > 1:24:32Freddy,
1:24:32 > 1:24:35I'm beginning to believe this man can perform miracles!
1:24:37 > 1:24:40I'm beginning to believe it, too.
1:24:43 > 1:24:46How did you get off that plane?
1:24:46 > 1:24:50- I never got on it.- There were six sailors in that truck.
1:24:50 > 1:24:54Seven sailors. I am a Royal Navy Volunteer Reserve.
1:24:56 > 1:25:01Think you got me? Well, now I am REALLY going to turn on the charm.
1:25:01 > 1:25:06No, you're not. I'm taking her to the airport tomorrow. You failed.
1:25:06 > 1:25:11I'm getting her as far away from you as possible.
1:25:11 > 1:25:17How do you plan on doing that with me on you like glue? What are you doing?
1:25:19 > 1:25:21Hey! Look who's here!
1:25:21 > 1:25:26AND he can walk, just like the man said he could.
1:25:26 > 1:25:29Oi, guys! Have a look at this.
1:25:29 > 1:25:31Hi!
1:25:31 > 1:25:34Will you take care of my friend till I return?
1:25:34 > 1:25:37YEAH!
1:25:37 > 1:25:41There's plenty more food and champagne to come.
1:25:44 > 1:25:48- Couldn't I just CALL Freddy? - No. Trust me.
1:25:48 > 1:25:54I think maybe I love him and maybe he loves me, and now he's cured...
1:25:54 > 1:26:01Then it's even more important that you leave. If he loves you, he will follow you.
1:26:01 > 1:26:03- How do I know... - Trust me one last time.
1:26:06 > 1:26:09All right. But what about your fee?
1:26:09 > 1:26:13You do what I tell you and you can keep ze fee.
1:26:13 > 1:26:16- You're kidding!- Yes.
1:26:16 > 1:26:21- You're wonderful. Will you tell Freddy I said goodbye?- Of course.
1:26:21 > 1:26:22Thanks.
1:26:25 > 1:26:28- Goodbye.- Bye.
1:26:35 > 1:26:37- Hello, mate.- Hello.
1:26:39 > 1:26:41Thanks, mate.
1:26:41 > 1:26:43YEE-HAH!
1:26:43 > 1:26:46- Did that really happen?- Yeah!
1:26:46 > 1:26:48LAUGHTER
1:26:50 > 1:26:54- I got to go. Take care.- OK. See ya.
1:26:54 > 1:26:55Great guy!
1:26:55 > 1:26:56Bye!
1:26:58 > 1:27:04- Well, you seem to be having a very nice time.- I had a great time.
1:27:04 > 1:27:08Could you hand me that Super-Glue solvent, please?
1:27:11 > 1:27:14I was on that wall for six hours! God!
1:27:17 > 1:27:21- Well, it's over.- What's over?
1:27:22 > 1:27:26See that plane? There goes your bet.
1:27:26 > 1:27:28Janet's on it.
1:27:34 > 1:27:38Have the honour to admit it - you've lost.
1:27:38 > 1:27:40Go and see for yourself. She's gone.
1:27:42 > 1:27:44Have a safe trip and a prosperous career.
1:27:44 > 1:27:46Auf Wiedersehen!
1:28:04 > 1:28:05Merci!
1:28:08 > 1:28:09Janet?
1:28:11 > 1:28:14Janet, it's me, Freddy.
1:28:14 > 1:28:16Janet?
1:28:18 > 1:28:19Janet?
1:28:35 > 1:28:37I lost!
1:28:38 > 1:28:40Freddy?
1:28:41 > 1:28:43Freddy!
1:28:44 > 1:28:45You're here!
1:28:46 > 1:28:47Hi.
1:28:51 > 1:28:56The doctor said it might endanger your recovery, but I had to see you.
1:28:56 > 1:28:59You see, I really am in love with you.
1:28:59 > 1:29:01Really?
1:29:01 > 1:29:03You actually love ME?
1:29:03 > 1:29:05Mm-hmm.
1:29:17 > 1:29:22Now that you're walking, do you think you can...
1:29:23 > 1:29:25I can try.
1:29:25 > 1:29:30You may not believe this, but I haven't had very much experience.
1:29:30 > 1:29:32Me, either.
1:29:32 > 1:29:35Could you close the drapes?
1:29:35 > 1:29:36Sure.
1:29:44 > 1:29:47And shut the door?
1:29:47 > 1:29:48Yeah.
1:30:17 > 1:30:19It's Andre, sir.
1:30:22 > 1:30:23Thank you.
1:30:24 > 1:30:27Hello, Andre. What a lovely morning.
1:30:27 > 1:30:30'Monsieur Jamieson, are you lying down?'
1:30:30 > 1:30:32What?
1:30:32 > 1:30:37- Miss Colgate has returned to the hotel.- 'But I took her to the plane.'
1:30:37 > 1:30:39Then somebody has tooken her off!
1:30:40 > 1:30:42Where's Freddy?
1:30:42 > 1:30:49'The Jackal is with Miss Colgate now. They have been in her room with the curtains drawn.'
1:30:49 > 1:30:52Ah. And for how long?
1:30:52 > 1:30:56Not long. But long enough. It is a disaster!
1:30:58 > 1:31:02It seems the teacher has underestimated the student.
1:31:02 > 1:31:05'We must accept defeat graciously.'
1:31:05 > 1:31:08I'll prepare myself for the Jackal.
1:31:08 > 1:31:12He'll be here soon to gloat over his victory.
1:31:12 > 1:31:14Thank you, my old friend.
1:31:19 > 1:31:20DOORBELL CHIMES
1:31:44 > 1:31:46Janet!
1:31:46 > 1:31:51- SHE SOBS - Janet, what is ze matter?
1:31:51 > 1:31:56I know what you said, but I just had to see him again.
1:31:56 > 1:31:58- I thought I was in love with him. - What?
1:31:58 > 1:32:03- I went back to see him, and... - And?- And...
1:32:04 > 1:32:06..we made love, and...
1:32:07 > 1:32:12I tried to please him, but how could I have known?
1:32:13 > 1:32:18And then I fell asleep, and when I woke up, he was gone.
1:32:18 > 1:32:24He took all my money, my mink, my jewellery, my traveller's cheques,
1:32:24 > 1:32:27even my little change purse.
1:32:27 > 1:32:29SHE SOBS
1:32:29 > 1:32:33What kind of a man would do something like that?
1:32:33 > 1:32:39I think he COULD walk. He pretended this whole thing to get my money.
1:32:39 > 1:32:43My savings, the prize money, everything!
1:32:43 > 1:32:4750,000!
1:32:47 > 1:32:51- I told you I'd waive my fee.- It had already arrived. It was in my purse.
1:32:51 > 1:32:56What will I say to my father? Some of the money was his!
1:32:59 > 1:33:01Arthur.
1:33:03 > 1:33:08- Yes, sir?- Phone Andre and tell him to find Officer Benson.
1:33:08 > 1:33:11He has stolen some of Miss Colgate's property.
1:33:11 > 1:33:14I shall be at ze airport.
1:33:14 > 1:33:17Janet, I am going to cover your losses.
1:33:17 > 1:33:25You and your father vill get your 50,000. And this time I vill make sure you get on zat plane.
1:33:25 > 1:33:28But you're not responsible.
1:33:28 > 1:33:32Any good psychiatrist would have known he was a charlatan.
1:33:32 > 1:33:37It's cheaper than a malpractice suit, which I'm sure you would win.
1:33:37 > 1:33:42- I can't take your money. - You can and you vill. Take it.
1:33:51 > 1:33:53Janet, come on.
1:33:54 > 1:33:57- You change planes in Paris.- OK.
1:33:57 > 1:34:02- I just don't feel good about taking your money.- I- feel good about it.
1:34:02 > 1:34:06It has been so great to meet you. I...
1:34:07 > 1:34:11- If you're ever in Cleveland, will you call me?- I vill.
1:34:15 > 1:34:16Goodbye.
1:34:16 > 1:34:18Goodbye.
1:34:21 > 1:34:23Janet!
1:34:24 > 1:34:27Have a good flight.
1:34:27 > 1:34:29Thank you!
1:34:45 > 1:34:49I can't take this. It doesn't belong to me.
1:34:49 > 1:34:54And I'll always have something from you that means much more. Bye!
1:34:57 > 1:34:58Bye!
1:35:02 > 1:35:04Goodbye!
1:35:09 > 1:35:12SIREN IN THE DISTANCE
1:35:19 > 1:35:24I caught him at the hotel, returning to the scene of the crime!
1:35:24 > 1:35:26What crime?!
1:35:26 > 1:35:33This time she really is on that plane, and you can't harm her again.
1:35:33 > 1:35:35You let her go?! You gotta stop her!
1:35:36 > 1:35:39HEY!! Hold it!
1:35:39 > 1:35:41HOLD IT!!
1:35:41 > 1:35:43Come back! Hey! Hey!
1:35:43 > 1:35:45Hold it!
1:35:46 > 1:35:49You idiot! You let her go!
1:35:49 > 1:35:52You didn't have to steal her money.
1:35:52 > 1:35:56I didn't steal her money. She stole from me!
1:35:56 > 1:36:01She says, "Close the drapes." Then she says, "Close the door".
1:36:01 > 1:36:03Then she says, "Take a shower".
1:36:03 > 1:36:10When I come out, she's gone, and so are my clothes, my wallet, and 2,000 francs!
1:36:10 > 1:36:15- You think I'll believe you? She just returned the 50,000!- What 50,000?
1:36:15 > 1:36:19- The 50,000 you stole from her. - I didn't steal 50,000!
1:36:32 > 1:36:35Hey, there's my clothes!
1:36:42 > 1:36:45"Hello, boys. It was fun.
1:36:45 > 1:36:49"I'll miss you. Love, Janet. The Jackal.
1:36:49 > 1:36:54"PS - I'm keeping the money. Is that wrong?"
1:37:01 > 1:37:04Of all the lousy...!
1:37:04 > 1:37:06She is disgusting!
1:37:06 > 1:37:09She is lying and deceitful!
1:37:09 > 1:37:13She is two-faced, conniving and dishonest!
1:37:15 > 1:37:17Yes!
1:37:17 > 1:37:20Isn't she wonderful?
1:37:51 > 1:37:55Arthur, I'm sorry I broke your VHS player.
1:37:55 > 1:38:00If you give me the make and model number, I'll send you a cheque.
1:38:00 > 1:38:02Oh, shut up!
1:38:19 > 1:38:22Thanks for letting me stay the extra week.
1:38:28 > 1:38:33I kinda had it figured from the beginning - "J", Janet, "J", Jackal.
1:38:33 > 1:38:37When you think about it, it's obvious.
1:38:46 > 1:38:49When do you think she was on to us?
1:38:49 > 1:38:52From the beginning, Freddy.
1:38:52 > 1:38:55She was on to us from the very beginning.
1:38:55 > 1:38:57She was perfect.
1:39:05 > 1:39:09So, er, what are you going to do now?
1:39:10 > 1:39:14Things are going to be quiet around here, now.
1:39:15 > 1:39:19The season's over. Autumn's coming.
1:39:20 > 1:39:24I'll be shutting up part of the house.
1:39:31 > 1:39:33Well...
1:39:34 > 1:39:35..goodbye.
1:39:37 > 1:39:39Goodbye, Freddy.
1:39:39 > 1:39:42INDISTINCT CHATTER
1:39:50 > 1:39:54BRASH FEMALE VOICE: Hang on, everbody. Hold it, hold it.
1:39:54 > 1:39:57Excuse me. Excuse me.
1:39:57 > 1:40:01Hello there, my darlings! There you are!
1:40:01 > 1:40:05God, what a hike! These heels weren't made for this.
1:40:05 > 1:40:11Hey! Hello! We made it! Just get the bags up here, pronto. Thank you.
1:40:12 > 1:40:14Now, first...
1:40:14 > 1:40:15..intros.
1:40:15 > 1:40:18Nikos. Nikos, get over here!
1:40:18 > 1:40:21Nikos, come here!
1:40:21 > 1:40:26All right, Paula! I want you to meet Mr Big Stuff.
1:40:26 > 1:40:32Nikos goes, "If I'm gonna invest 16 million, I wanna do it some place new."
1:40:32 > 1:40:34I say, "Where?" He goes, "Australia."
1:40:34 > 1:40:39Then it hits me - boom! We got to go meet Mr Australia himself!
1:40:39 > 1:40:42He goes, "Why not?" I go, "Why not?"
1:40:42 > 1:40:44Everyone goes... ALL: Why not?
1:40:44 > 1:40:47So here we are.
1:40:47 > 1:40:50So, Nikos Papandropolous,
1:40:50 > 1:40:55I'd like you meet the favourite son of Australia, Chips O'Toole.
1:41:07 > 1:41:10Aren't you going to say anything?
1:41:12 > 1:41:15G'day, Nikos. How's it going, sport?
1:41:16 > 1:41:22Good on you, cobber. Chips O'Toole, hotels and oil from Down Under.
1:41:22 > 1:41:24Do you still have any situations in Sydney?
1:41:24 > 1:41:26No, it's all gone.
1:41:26 > 1:41:29Never mind, Nikos.
1:41:29 > 1:41:34Come on up to the house. We'll put some shrimps on the barbie.
1:41:34 > 1:41:36Hey, I almost forgot somebody!
1:41:36 > 1:41:38Mr Junior Partner.
1:41:38 > 1:41:42The man Chips can't do without.
1:41:42 > 1:41:43The Whizz Kid.
1:41:43 > 1:41:47Randy Bentwick. Unfortunately, Randy is a mute.
1:41:47 > 1:41:50All right, everybody.
1:41:50 > 1:41:55Get on up to the house for a drink. You wanna refresh those cocktails!
1:41:55 > 1:41:58The ice is melting! Hurry, hurry!
1:41:58 > 1:42:03Go on up. Follow the path around the house. Keep going! That's it!
1:42:03 > 1:42:06I'll be right up there!
1:42:13 > 1:42:17Fellas, last year I made three million dollars.
1:42:17 > 1:42:20But your 50,000 was the most fun.
1:42:22 > 1:42:24Are you ready?
1:42:24 > 1:42:27Then let's go get 'em!
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