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0:00:13 > 0:00:21This programme contains very strong language.

0:00:30 > 0:00:34I'm one of the most hated people in the world.

0:00:34 > 0:00:36Nobody likes me.

0:00:36 > 0:00:40People run from me like the plague, give me the finger.

0:00:40 > 0:00:43Insult me.

0:00:43 > 0:00:45Verbally abuse me.

0:00:45 > 0:00:48Hey. Hey, come on, I'm here.

0:00:51 > 0:00:53- Sorry.- Fuck you.

0:00:53 > 0:00:56What did I tell you?

0:00:56 > 0:00:59It's a no-win situation.

0:00:59 > 0:01:01No matter what I do, they still hate me.

0:01:01 > 0:01:05Great. Right on time. Too bad, huh?

0:01:05 > 0:01:07Have a nice day.

0:01:07 > 0:01:08No-one knows anything about me.

0:01:08 > 0:01:12- I'm just a lonely, plain woman living a life...- Clare?

0:01:12 > 0:01:15..that makes no real difference to anyone.

0:01:15 > 0:01:17Donald.

0:01:17 > 0:01:20This is Clare, my former girlfriend.

0:01:20 > 0:01:23A long time ago. This is Rita, my wife.

0:01:23 > 0:01:26Sylvia, our beautiful daughter.

0:01:31 > 0:01:32Congratulations.

0:01:32 > 0:01:34What about you?

0:01:36 > 0:01:38Too bad.

0:01:38 > 0:01:40Well, we'd better go before we get a ticket.

0:01:40 > 0:01:41Ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:01:43 > 0:01:44Hey, come on.

0:01:53 > 0:01:56Hey, Clare.

0:01:56 > 0:01:58Hi, Clare.

0:01:58 > 0:02:01- Hey.- How's it going?- Great.

0:02:01 > 0:02:02Excellent.

0:02:06 > 0:02:08- Shit.- What happened?

0:02:08 > 0:02:09Somebody help her.

0:02:15 > 0:02:18Mom.

0:02:18 > 0:02:19Could you help me, please?

0:02:19 > 0:02:23Pass me that car. No, Dad's favourite car.

0:02:25 > 0:02:27The vintage Corvette. That's the one.

0:02:27 > 0:02:32You don't see many of these, even in my job.

0:02:32 > 0:02:35Dad's favourite car.

0:02:35 > 0:02:39Beautiful, huh? No, no, no.

0:02:39 > 0:02:43The other hand. Yeah, that's it.

0:02:47 > 0:02:52I wonder if Dad would be proud if he knew that I was working with cars?

0:02:52 > 0:02:54A bit like him, huh?

0:02:54 > 0:02:55Although he...

0:02:55 > 0:03:01Although he helped people by fixing the cars, I kind of...

0:03:01 > 0:03:03What?

0:03:03 > 0:03:08- Dad would want me to be married? - Uh-huh.

0:03:08 > 0:03:10BUZZER

0:03:13 > 0:03:14BUZZER

0:03:17 > 0:03:19Hi, ma'am. Sign here, please.

0:03:19 > 0:03:23Thank you, have a great day.

0:03:27 > 0:03:30Wow. We picked a good one this year, huh?

0:03:39 > 0:03:41Should I order Chinese?

0:03:43 > 0:03:46Just hit me in the stomach, it's just a little sore.

0:03:47 > 0:03:49Look who's here!

0:03:49 > 0:03:51Hey.

0:03:51 > 0:03:54- Looking great.- Thanks.

0:03:54 > 0:03:56Great? She looks fabulous.

0:03:56 > 0:03:59- I can bend it now.- Roll call.

0:03:59 > 0:04:00Silence, please.

0:04:07 > 0:04:10- Stephen Rodriguez.- Yes.

0:04:10 > 0:04:12Sierra District for you today.

0:04:14 > 0:04:16Officer Clare Barney.

0:04:16 > 0:04:19How you doing, Officer Barney?

0:04:19 > 0:04:21- Welcome back.- Thanks a lot.

0:04:21 > 0:04:23Let's see, stick to Plaza District today,

0:04:23 > 0:04:25it might be a little easier for you.

0:04:25 > 0:04:29- OK.- Party invitation.- Thanks a lot.

0:04:35 > 0:04:38With this job, you always live in fear and guilt,

0:04:38 > 0:04:41but if you don't write enough tickets, you get fired,

0:04:41 > 0:04:46and I'm sure you know that it's not about keeping the traffic flowing, or helping you or helping me.

0:04:46 > 0:04:49This job is about one thing only.

0:04:49 > 0:04:53Making money. Making money off you, making money off me.

0:04:53 > 0:04:57- Can you tell me where Strand Street is?- Sure, two blocks to your right.

0:04:57 > 0:04:58Thank you.

0:04:58 > 0:05:01You may wonder why I do this job.

0:05:01 > 0:05:03I need the money.

0:05:03 > 0:05:07Miss. Miss. Can you hold off, please?

0:05:07 > 0:05:10'I am in a way, independent, and I get to observe people.'

0:05:10 > 0:05:12- Can I help you there?- Yeah.

0:05:12 > 0:05:13'And I like that.

0:05:17 > 0:05:19'I imagine their stories.

0:05:19 > 0:05:22'For a short moment, I get to live their lives instead of my own.'

0:05:22 > 0:05:24- I really appreciate it. - You're welcome.

0:05:24 > 0:05:26'Which is pretty uneventful.'

0:05:29 > 0:05:32How very kind of you.

0:05:32 > 0:05:34You have to help out every once in while.

0:05:34 > 0:05:36I guess so.

0:05:36 > 0:05:39Although we are actually paid to help the city out.

0:05:40 > 0:05:44Average of about 45 tickets a day, it's not bad.

0:05:44 > 0:05:47And I've been doing this for a while.

0:05:47 > 0:05:48OK.

0:05:51 > 0:05:53Do you want one?

0:05:53 > 0:05:55Yeah, they are my favourites.

0:05:55 > 0:05:58Well, here then, why don't you take the whole thing.

0:05:58 > 0:06:00Thanks.

0:06:02 > 0:06:04Hold on.

0:06:17 > 0:06:19Tenth time's the charm.

0:06:28 > 0:06:29Hey!

0:06:29 > 0:06:32Didn't you see, you stupid idiot?

0:06:32 > 0:06:34I'm sitting in the car, about to move.

0:06:34 > 0:06:36No, I saw the expired meter.

0:06:36 > 0:06:38My engine's still running.

0:06:38 > 0:06:39Dumbass.

0:06:42 > 0:06:44Great, go and fuck yourself, bitch.

0:06:44 > 0:06:47Who do you think you're talking to? Huh?

0:06:55 > 0:06:57Thanks a lot.

0:06:57 > 0:06:59You're welcome.

0:06:59 > 0:07:02Fucking retard.

0:07:02 > 0:07:04Hey, excuse me, officer.

0:07:04 > 0:07:06- You again?- Yeah.

0:07:06 > 0:07:11If I ever catch you writing me another parking ticket, I'll kick your ass up and down the street.

0:07:11 > 0:07:13Why don't you get out of here, you piece of shit?

0:07:13 > 0:07:15- You want to go?- Let's go. - Friend of yours?

0:07:15 > 0:07:17There you go, how's that?

0:07:17 > 0:07:18Dumb fuck.

0:07:22 > 0:07:24Are you OK?

0:07:32 > 0:07:35Why the long face?

0:07:35 > 0:07:36OK.

0:07:56 > 0:08:00Maybe ease off on the M&Ms a little bit. It won't be so hard to get in there.

0:08:10 > 0:08:14This...and this one is from Aunt Tilda in Pomona.

0:08:19 > 0:08:21Oh, that's sweet. Mom, look.

0:08:25 > 0:08:29And this is the Christmas party invite at work.

0:08:29 > 0:08:31You're coming, right?

0:08:33 > 0:08:35I hate these lights.

0:08:42 > 0:08:44Oh, I can't fix them.

0:08:44 > 0:08:45BUZZER

0:08:45 > 0:08:47BUZZER

0:08:50 > 0:08:54- Hi.- Hey, Clare, can I come in?- Yeah.

0:08:54 > 0:08:56Hi.

0:08:56 > 0:08:59Mrs Barney. Watching the Wheel over there?

0:09:00 > 0:09:03Look at this place.

0:09:03 > 0:09:05Do you like it?

0:09:05 > 0:09:07Like it? What atmosphere!

0:09:07 > 0:09:10Look at these pretty lights.

0:09:10 > 0:09:12- Are these M&Ms?- Yeah.

0:09:12 > 0:09:15- Did you do this for yourself?- Yes.

0:09:15 > 0:09:18And it goes all the way around.

0:09:18 > 0:09:20- Wow!- Yeah.

0:09:21 > 0:09:27Look at that tree. What a cute little tree, that is just adorable!

0:09:27 > 0:09:30- It does that.- Sorry.

0:09:30 > 0:09:32- Where did you get it?- Catalogue.

0:09:32 > 0:09:34You got the tree from a catalogue?

0:09:34 > 0:09:37- You've got to be kidding me.- No.

0:09:37 > 0:09:40Hey, listen, Mrs Barney, do you mind if I steal Clare for a minute?

0:09:40 > 0:09:43- Would you help me with my Christmas decorations?- Sure.

0:09:47 > 0:09:49I can't believe it's Christmas again.

0:09:49 > 0:09:53You say that every year, Clare. That is because your life never changes.

0:09:53 > 0:09:55You've got to get out there.

0:09:55 > 0:09:58I don't know where to go.

0:09:58 > 0:09:59You could travel.

0:09:59 > 0:10:02Join a group. Meet new people.

0:10:02 > 0:10:05Did I tell you I saw Donald?

0:10:05 > 0:10:07Clare, I said meet new people.

0:10:07 > 0:10:09You've been talking about him for six years already.

0:10:09 > 0:10:15Hey, what about the computer? You meet great people on the internet.

0:10:15 > 0:10:17E-dating.

0:10:17 > 0:10:19I tried that, remember?

0:10:19 > 0:10:23That was a year ago. Try it again.

0:10:23 > 0:10:26- Try tonight. - No-one ever wrote me back.

0:10:26 > 0:10:29My picture was OK. I mean, I had my uniform on.

0:10:29 > 0:10:31You had your uniform on?

0:10:31 > 0:10:35I mean, with that job of yours?

0:10:35 > 0:10:38I mean, how do you expect people to...

0:10:38 > 0:10:43I'm sorry, I don't mean that in a bad way.

0:10:43 > 0:10:44But look at me and Paul.

0:10:46 > 0:10:49I met Paul on the internet. And now we're getting married.

0:10:51 > 0:10:54I know, I'm really happy for you, I am.

0:10:54 > 0:10:58But I want to be happy for you, Clare.

0:10:58 > 0:11:00Don't you ever meet anyone at work?

0:11:00 > 0:11:05- I did meet someone at work today. - And?- Yeah, he seems like a nice guy.

0:11:05 > 0:11:09A little angry, but maybe he's like hurting inside or something.

0:11:09 > 0:11:15There you go again, Clare, you don't even know this guy and you're feeling sorry for him.

0:11:15 > 0:11:18- Why are you always feeling sorry for people?- What do you think?

0:11:21 > 0:11:24I think it's great.

0:11:24 > 0:11:26- Good night.- Night.

0:11:26 > 0:11:27Hey, Clare, thanks a lot.

0:11:27 > 0:11:29It looks great.

0:11:29 > 0:11:31You've got such good taste.

0:12:02 > 0:12:05Could you just move back, ma'am, thank you?

0:12:09 > 0:12:12Oh, come on now. Give me a break.

0:12:12 > 0:12:15Good job, idiot.

0:12:15 > 0:12:19- I've been waiting forever.- Come on. - Thank you, officer, thanks a lot.

0:12:21 > 0:12:23- Hello.- Hey.

0:12:23 > 0:12:25Remember me? Need any help here?

0:12:25 > 0:12:28No, I'm almost done. My lunch break's coming up anyway.

0:12:28 > 0:12:30Mine too.

0:12:30 > 0:12:31Thanks a lot.

0:12:31 > 0:12:34Are we going to get lunch, or what?

0:12:43 > 0:12:47You look nice today. I like your socks.

0:12:47 > 0:12:49Thanks.

0:13:02 > 0:13:04Son of a bitch.

0:13:12 > 0:13:13What do you think you're doing?

0:13:13 > 0:13:14A good deed.

0:13:14 > 0:13:18- I'm putting quarters in all the expired metres.- You can't do that.

0:13:18 > 0:13:23- What do you mean? I'm technically giving money to the city.- Hey, cut the shit or I'll call the police.

0:13:23 > 0:13:25I knew this would piss you off.

0:13:25 > 0:13:29I saw you eating. I did it to fuck up your lunch.

0:13:29 > 0:13:32You've given me 11 tickets in the last few weeks.

0:13:32 > 0:13:35I hate your guts, you fucking asshole!

0:13:36 > 0:13:38Fuck you!

0:13:50 > 0:13:51What happened?

0:13:51 > 0:13:55- I gave him a ticket.- You did?

0:13:55 > 0:13:57Are you questioning me?

0:13:57 > 0:13:59No.

0:14:02 > 0:14:04- What?- What?

0:14:07 > 0:14:09Forget it.

0:14:12 > 0:14:13See you later.

0:14:26 > 0:14:28- Hey, Clare.- Grandma.

0:14:28 > 0:14:31What, have you been shopping again? What's in the box?

0:14:39 > 0:14:41Do you like it?

0:14:48 > 0:14:50I bought it for you for Christmas.

0:14:53 > 0:14:56PHONE RINGS

0:15:15 > 0:15:17Hello?

0:15:17 > 0:15:21Hi. It's Jay.

0:15:21 > 0:15:23Oh, hi.

0:15:25 > 0:15:27How did you get this number?

0:15:27 > 0:15:28From work.

0:15:31 > 0:15:32I pulled some strings.

0:15:35 > 0:15:36Oh.

0:15:36 > 0:15:39OK.

0:15:39 > 0:15:42I'm calling to tell you I'm sorry about lunch today.

0:15:43 > 0:15:45OK.

0:15:48 > 0:15:49Is that all you can say, OK?

0:15:53 > 0:15:55Well, thanks for calling.

0:15:55 > 0:15:56Good night.

0:16:08 > 0:16:09Good night.

0:16:12 > 0:16:15Oh, that's a guy I met at work a couple of days ago.

0:16:26 > 0:16:28Yes!

0:16:28 > 0:16:31You are a filthy little whore, aren't you?

0:16:31 > 0:16:33You're a filthy fucking whore.

0:16:33 > 0:16:37Yes, you are. Oh, yeah.

0:16:37 > 0:16:40You're a nasty bitch.

0:16:40 > 0:16:42Yeah. I'll have that...

0:16:42 > 0:16:47fucking wet pussy. Yeah!

0:16:50 > 0:16:52Yeah!

0:16:53 > 0:16:54Oh!

0:16:56 > 0:16:57Oh!

0:16:57 > 0:17:00PHONE RINGS

0:17:08 > 0:17:12Hello? Hello? Hello?

0:17:12 > 0:17:14Fuck!

0:17:36 > 0:17:38'I can't believe I'm next to this car.

0:17:38 > 0:17:42'Dad's favourite car, a vintage Corvette.'

0:17:42 > 0:17:45Hi. Is it OK if I run in just for a sec to pick up a present?

0:17:45 > 0:17:47- I'll be right back.- Sure, you can.

0:17:47 > 0:17:53- Thanks.- Can I have your autograph? Whoa, thanks!

0:17:53 > 0:17:58I wonder how come this kid has this car.

0:17:58 > 0:18:01He's surely buying his girlfriend a great Christmas present.

0:18:01 > 0:18:04Maybe a diamond ring to propose to her.

0:18:04 > 0:18:05And they will kiss and get married,

0:18:05 > 0:18:09and...I wonder at times if any of this will ever happen to me.

0:18:12 > 0:18:15- Hey!- Hi.

0:18:15 > 0:18:17- Guess what?- What?

0:18:17 > 0:18:20You're standing next to an expired meter.

0:18:20 > 0:18:22Oh, yeah, I know. The guy's coming right back.

0:18:22 > 0:18:24- You got to be kidding me.- Oh.

0:18:25 > 0:18:29- You know what? Here he is. - Thanks so much. Merry Christmas.

0:18:32 > 0:18:37- Hey, Dad.- How's it going?

0:18:37 > 0:18:40Good. Nice to see you.

0:18:42 > 0:18:46- Yeah.- I bet you wrote this, huh?

0:18:46 > 0:18:48Yeah.

0:18:48 > 0:18:50Hey.

0:18:50 > 0:18:53Finally, my Christmas present from you.

0:18:56 > 0:18:59I'm rushing to a meeting. My new CD comes out tomorrow.

0:18:59 > 0:19:05- Great.- I'll mail you some.

0:19:05 > 0:19:07OK.

0:19:07 > 0:19:09How's your job going?

0:19:09 > 0:19:11It's going well.

0:19:11 > 0:19:13Great seeing you, Dad.

0:19:15 > 0:19:17Merry Christmas.

0:19:35 > 0:19:38Do you want to go for a coffee?

0:19:47 > 0:19:49Can I get you a refill on that, sir?

0:19:58 > 0:20:00Have you had a chance to look at the menus?

0:20:02 > 0:20:04Might as well explain myself.

0:20:04 > 0:20:07- I'm sure you're dying to know.- No.

0:20:07 > 0:20:08Not really.

0:20:08 > 0:20:11No? Not really?

0:20:11 > 0:20:12No.

0:20:12 > 0:20:15Right.

0:20:15 > 0:20:17What if I decided to tell you anyway?

0:20:17 > 0:20:19Just wanted to get it off my chest?

0:20:19 > 0:20:21Go ahead.

0:20:21 > 0:20:22That's why I'm here.

0:20:25 > 0:20:28I had my son when I was 20.

0:20:28 > 0:20:30I was in college at Berkeley,

0:20:30 > 0:20:33studying plasma physics.

0:20:34 > 0:20:38Plasma's ionised gas.

0:20:38 > 0:20:43The entire visible universe outside our solar system's all plasma.

0:20:43 > 0:20:45All we can see are stars.

0:20:45 > 0:20:51So, I was into plasma physics, and I had a co-major in heavy partying.

0:20:53 > 0:21:00His mother, my wife...instant wife...wanted me to become this

0:21:00 > 0:21:03and that, and I didn't feel like this and that.

0:21:03 > 0:21:06All I wanted to do was

0:21:06 > 0:21:10think of black holes and take any amount of drugs I could find.

0:21:11 > 0:21:14She didn't.

0:21:14 > 0:21:15So she left me.

0:21:17 > 0:21:19My family supported her decision.

0:21:19 > 0:21:22They took my son

0:21:22 > 0:21:25and stopped paying my tuition, so I dropped out.

0:21:26 > 0:21:29I haven't seen her since.

0:21:29 > 0:21:31She dislikes me immensely.

0:21:31 > 0:21:37Thinks I'm a loser, as does the rest of my family, and I'm sure, my son.

0:21:37 > 0:21:41Well, as long as you don't think that, it's OK.

0:21:41 > 0:21:43Do you believe that?

0:21:47 > 0:21:52Anyway, as he got older, he got hold of me and we sort of kept in touch.

0:21:52 > 0:21:55He grew up here in LA,

0:21:55 > 0:21:57and he's done quite well for himself.

0:21:57 > 0:22:00- He's on MTV, you know.- Really?

0:22:00 > 0:22:03Yeah. You think I'm lying?

0:22:03 > 0:22:05No, not at all.

0:22:10 > 0:22:12You know, I really like to sing.

0:22:14 > 0:22:17- Me and my mom love music.- I hate it.

0:22:17 > 0:22:19Makes me antsy.

0:22:19 > 0:22:22I can't even bring myself to listen to CDs.

0:22:22 > 0:22:24- I understand.- Yeah.

0:22:32 > 0:22:35Well, that's probably my favourite thing. I carry it around.

0:22:35 > 0:22:38My mini planetarium.

0:22:45 > 0:22:49I like it better up there than down here.

0:22:49 > 0:22:54If you ever want to go see a real one of those some time...

0:22:54 > 0:22:57Little too boring for you?

0:22:57 > 0:22:59No. Not at all.

0:22:59 > 0:23:01Fucking pussy.

0:23:01 > 0:23:04- What?- Pussy.

0:23:04 > 0:23:07- Excuse me?- You heard me.

0:23:07 > 0:23:11I was looking at my watch because I think it's time for me to get back to work.

0:23:11 > 0:23:12Of course you were.

0:23:12 > 0:23:16- It's true.- Do me a favour. - What?- Leave.

0:23:20 > 0:23:21Cheque, right?

0:23:24 > 0:23:27Hold on there, sister suffragette.

0:23:27 > 0:23:29- I'm the man here.- What?

0:23:29 > 0:23:30I got it.

0:23:33 > 0:23:36OK, well...thanks a lot.

0:23:45 > 0:23:47Bye.

0:23:58 > 0:23:59Hi!

0:24:02 > 0:24:04OK? Great.

0:24:07 > 0:24:10Oh, Mom, thanks so much for the dress.

0:24:10 > 0:24:12You really shouldn't have.

0:24:12 > 0:24:17It's too expensive. I'm so excited about the party, though. Only three more days.

0:24:22 > 0:24:29'These are decorations. He drills all the holes for this project'.

0:24:35 > 0:24:38PHONE RINGS

0:24:43 > 0:24:44'No one is available.

0:24:44 > 0:24:47'Please leave a message after the tone'.

0:24:47 > 0:24:51'Hey, it's Paul. You know, the only friend you've got?

0:24:51 > 0:24:52'I'm calling you again.

0:24:52 > 0:24:56'Why don't you return my goddamn calls sometime?'

0:24:56 > 0:24:59'So this is your basic love bench,

0:24:59 > 0:25:04'as you've seen in all the history books throughout the ages.

0:25:04 > 0:25:08'Now, if you really want to be extravagant

0:25:08 > 0:25:11'and you have a deep affection for someone,

0:25:11 > 0:25:14'you can install the heart.'

0:25:27 > 0:25:28Mom?

0:25:31 > 0:25:33What do you think is better?

0:25:35 > 0:25:41Something or nothing, when you can't have everything?

0:25:44 > 0:25:46I wish you could talk, Mom.

0:25:59 > 0:26:02Excuse me, sir?

0:26:02 > 0:26:06Sir, what are you doing? I'm...

0:26:06 > 0:26:08The engine is running.

0:26:08 > 0:26:09I'm making a delivery.

0:26:09 > 0:26:12- You're parked in the red, miss. - No, I'm not parked.

0:26:12 > 0:26:15I'm making a delivery. The engine's still running.

0:26:15 > 0:26:17It says "no stopping any time".

0:26:17 > 0:26:21I didn't stop. Why don't you give this person a ticket?

0:26:21 > 0:26:23They parked in the loading zone.

0:26:24 > 0:26:27You know what, this is ridiculous.

0:26:28 > 0:26:33Actually, you're the one being ridiculous, not the law.

0:26:33 > 0:26:35Is that supposed to be an insult?

0:26:35 > 0:26:37Ow!

0:26:37 > 0:26:41You just hit my... you just hit my fucking arm, bitch!

0:26:41 > 0:26:45What are you talking about? I didn't come anywhere near you, liar!

0:26:45 > 0:26:47Screw you, buddy!

0:26:47 > 0:26:49242.

0:26:49 > 0:26:50- What are you doing?- Assault.

0:26:56 > 0:26:59He's lying.

0:26:59 > 0:27:03I gave the ticket, handed it in and... slammed it on my hand.

0:27:03 > 0:27:07I can't believe you're going to give me a misdemeanour ticket.

0:27:07 > 0:27:10Oh, God.

0:27:10 > 0:27:16You happy? Jerk. This is ridiculous. I didn't do anything.

0:27:24 > 0:27:26WHISTLE

0:27:27 > 0:27:29HORN BEEPS Hey!

0:27:35 > 0:27:39- How's it going?- OK. Are you OK?

0:27:39 > 0:27:43- I couldn't be better.- Really? - Yeah, really.

0:27:43 > 0:27:47OK.

0:27:47 > 0:27:52Hey, listen. Why don't I take you out for dinner this evening?

0:27:55 > 0:27:59- I really enjoyed our talk at the coffee shop the other day.- You did?

0:27:59 > 0:28:01Yeah.

0:28:01 > 0:28:03You're a kind person.

0:28:03 > 0:28:04I like kind.

0:28:04 > 0:28:06I've never had kind.

0:28:06 > 0:28:10Thank you.

0:28:10 > 0:28:12Where do you live? I'll come and get you.

0:28:12 > 0:28:18- Oh, it's a little hard right now, because my mom is sick and...- OK.

0:28:20 > 0:28:22That's too bad.

0:28:22 > 0:28:24I wanted to talk some more.

0:28:24 > 0:28:27Hey. Why don't you come over and eat with us?

0:28:29 > 0:28:30Yeah?

0:29:03 > 0:29:04Thank you for the flowers.

0:29:04 > 0:29:08I love flowers, they're beautiful. Thank you.

0:29:08 > 0:29:11They had a special deal at the store near my place.

0:29:29 > 0:29:32Mom's saying that my dad used to buy her flowers.

0:29:32 > 0:29:34Oh!

0:29:34 > 0:29:35He must have been a great guy.

0:29:36 > 0:29:38Like me?

0:29:50 > 0:29:52Oh, Jay hates music, Mom.

0:29:52 > 0:29:54Oh...

0:30:05 > 0:30:08It's Mom's favourite song.

0:30:08 > 0:30:12MUSIC: "Emotions" by Brenda Lee

0:30:19 > 0:30:22# Emotions

0:30:23 > 0:30:27# What are you doing?

0:30:27 > 0:30:30# Oh, don't you know, don't you know

0:30:30 > 0:30:32# You'll be my ruin?

0:30:33 > 0:30:36# You've got me trying... #

0:30:36 > 0:30:38Thank you.

0:30:42 > 0:30:44SHE COUGHS AND SPLUTTERS

0:30:44 > 0:30:45Mom?

0:30:47 > 0:30:49Are you OK?

0:30:49 > 0:30:52A little water? Maybe a little water?

0:30:54 > 0:30:56Are you OK? Want to lie down?

0:30:56 > 0:30:58I got it.

0:30:58 > 0:31:04I can take care of that. Here we go.

0:31:04 > 0:31:07- Over here?- Yeah, through there.

0:31:07 > 0:31:09There we go, that's all right.

0:31:13 > 0:31:15How's that, all right?

0:31:17 > 0:31:20- Hold on. I got it.- OK.

0:31:20 > 0:31:22Thanks. Thanks a lot.

0:31:25 > 0:31:27Thank you.

0:31:28 > 0:31:31- Take some water. - I hope you feel better, OK?

0:31:33 > 0:31:35Drink some water.

0:31:38 > 0:31:41Oh, yeah.

0:31:41 > 0:31:43Mom, are you OK?

0:31:45 > 0:31:47You faked it?

0:31:47 > 0:31:49You're something else!

0:31:50 > 0:31:52Do you like him?

0:31:54 > 0:31:58He can be really nice. And he can be a little mean at times.

0:32:00 > 0:32:02I know, Dad was like that too.

0:32:04 > 0:32:06I got that.

0:32:06 > 0:32:07Oh.

0:32:09 > 0:32:13Oh, yeah, we have that party every year.

0:32:13 > 0:32:16You going?

0:32:16 > 0:32:18Yeah, I like to dance.

0:32:18 > 0:32:19You do?

0:32:19 > 0:32:21- Me too.- Really?

0:32:21 > 0:32:23I'll make you dance all night long.

0:32:23 > 0:32:25I'm a great dancer.

0:32:25 > 0:32:28I'm definitely going.

0:32:28 > 0:32:30I'm bringing my mom as well.

0:32:30 > 0:32:31Mm-hmm?

0:32:36 > 0:32:38Could I ask you how...

0:32:38 > 0:32:41how come you like dancing if you can't stand music?

0:32:43 > 0:32:45What's this?

0:32:45 > 0:32:48- What? - Are you blind as a bat, or what?

0:32:48 > 0:32:53- Excuse me?- The lights are... fucking flickering.

0:32:53 > 0:32:54Oh, I...

0:32:54 > 0:32:58I've tried to fix 'em a couple of times,

0:32:58 > 0:33:01- but they just... I don't know. - Probably a switch.

0:33:01 > 0:33:04- You got a screwdriver?- Yeah.

0:33:06 > 0:33:07- Want to get it?- Yeah.

0:33:11 > 0:33:12Bingo.

0:33:14 > 0:33:16Works now.

0:33:30 > 0:33:32You're welcome.

0:33:32 > 0:33:33Great job.

0:33:49 > 0:33:51You smell good.

0:33:51 > 0:33:52Thanks.

0:34:01 > 0:34:05- You said you wanted to talk to me about something?- Oh, yeah.

0:34:05 > 0:34:08Today I had a little problem with a woman

0:34:08 > 0:34:10who almost tried to run me over.

0:34:10 > 0:34:12I don't think she'd do that.

0:34:12 > 0:34:15- What makes you so sure of that?- I...

0:34:15 > 0:34:17It was on Westland, right on the corner.

0:34:17 > 0:34:20- I know, I saw you guys...- You did?

0:34:20 > 0:34:21So I bet she wasn't.

0:34:21 > 0:34:24I don't think so. I know her.

0:34:24 > 0:34:26Oh, right. So you know her now?

0:34:26 > 0:34:28Yeah, I do, I know her.

0:34:28 > 0:34:32Anyway, they gave her a misdemeanour ticket. The bitch.

0:34:32 > 0:34:39- She got what she deserved and it felt great.- You did?

0:34:39 > 0:34:41- What's that?- What?

0:34:41 > 0:34:46Are you trying to play like you're fucking Mother Teresa or what?

0:34:46 > 0:34:48No, no.

0:34:48 > 0:34:52I just try to do the right thing and perhaps take the high road.

0:34:52 > 0:34:54The high road.

0:34:54 > 0:34:57That's also known as the "fuck me in the ass road".

0:34:57 > 0:35:00Excuse me?

0:35:00 > 0:35:03I like justice.

0:35:03 > 0:35:07People screw you over, they get it back. You get them back.

0:35:10 > 0:35:12Well...

0:35:12 > 0:35:15I kind of think that we tend to screw ourselves over.

0:35:17 > 0:35:19Yeah...

0:35:19 > 0:35:23I've done that at times in my life, yeah...

0:35:23 > 0:35:27- I've actually screwed myself over plenty.- You have?

0:35:27 > 0:35:30- I've done what? Have what?- What?

0:35:30 > 0:35:33Do you expect me to tell you everything?

0:35:33 > 0:35:34Because I hardly know you, OK?

0:35:34 > 0:35:37I mean, who the fuck do you think you are?

0:35:37 > 0:35:38I'm sorry, I was just trying...

0:35:38 > 0:35:40Trying to what? Get some sleep?

0:35:40 > 0:35:43That's what we should try to do, get some sleep.

0:35:56 > 0:35:58Come here.

0:36:00 > 0:36:01- Good night.- Good night.

0:36:08 > 0:36:10Thank you for the flowers.

0:36:11 > 0:36:16You know, for helping me with my mom and fixing the switch.

0:36:16 > 0:36:18Yeah, yeah.

0:36:18 > 0:36:20Thanks for dinner.

0:36:23 > 0:36:24I'll probably call you.

0:36:39 > 0:36:42Come on. Big smile and...

0:36:42 > 0:36:46Cheese! Great. OK, next.

0:36:46 > 0:36:49- Hey, Claire.- Hi.- Isn't it cool the way they take these pictures

0:36:49 > 0:36:50- and everything?- It's OK.

0:36:50 > 0:36:54- Has Jay been messing with you? - What?

0:36:54 > 0:36:58He was asking about your shift earlier. I think he likes you.

0:36:58 > 0:37:00- You should give it a shot. - Good looking guy.

0:37:00 > 0:37:02I heard he used to call...

0:37:02 > 0:37:05- Morning, ladies.- Hi.

0:37:05 > 0:37:09- They told me I could borrow this hat, is that OK with you?- Sure. Yeah.

0:37:09 > 0:37:12Who's next? OK, you. Fix your hat a little bit.

0:37:12 > 0:37:15- What did Jay say? - Well, he didn't say anything...

0:37:15 > 0:37:19- Hold on...- '221, you need to change your shift to the night shift.'

0:37:19 > 0:37:22Yeah, OK. Over. I got to go.

0:37:22 > 0:37:24I'll see you tomorrow at the party, bye.

0:37:24 > 0:37:28'Heading into LA is your usual stop and go. There's a two-car crash

0:37:28 > 0:37:31'at the Fairflex that's been pushed to the side.

0:37:31 > 0:37:33'No injuries have been reported.'

0:37:33 > 0:37:35PHONE RINGS

0:37:35 > 0:37:39'Hi there. You've been selected by Splendid Financial...'

0:37:39 > 0:37:45'Everything is backed up from Exposition to Crenshaw, making that commute even longer than usual.

0:37:45 > 0:37:48'Give yourself some extra time to get down town today.'

0:37:59 > 0:38:02- 'Hi, JJ. It's Candy.'- Hey.

0:38:02 > 0:38:06'Welcome back. Do you want to fuck me tonight, JJ?'

0:38:06 > 0:38:09Hey, you... I'm the one asking the questions here tonight.

0:38:09 > 0:38:13- 'OK, baby, whatever you want.' - You're a good girl?- 'Oh yes.'

0:38:13 > 0:38:16- My good girl?- 'I'm your good girl.' - Tell me you're my good girl.

0:38:23 > 0:38:25- Do you want me to fuck you? - 'Oh, yeah, JJ.'

0:38:25 > 0:38:29- 'Say you want me to fuck you then.' - Yeah, I want you to fuck me, JJ.

0:38:29 > 0:38:30Yeah...

0:38:34 > 0:38:36- Bend over. - 'You want me to turn around?'

0:38:36 > 0:38:39- Turn around, bend over. I want to see that big, juicy ass. - 'Oh, oh, yeah...'

0:38:39 > 0:38:43Hey. Hey, you can't park here, you're in a red zone.

0:38:43 > 0:38:46- Oh, come on.- OK, two minutes. Two minutes.

0:38:46 > 0:38:52- Yes!- 'Oh, yeah, JJ, you coming? Uh, uh... Oh yeah, JJ!

0:38:52 > 0:39:00'Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! Uh, uh... oh yeah, JJ. Yeah...'

0:39:13 > 0:39:15Filthy, filthy, filthy.

0:39:23 > 0:39:25He told me you really have to work hard...

0:39:34 > 0:39:37SHE GASPS Hey.

0:39:37 > 0:39:39Hey, I didn't mean to scare you.

0:39:39 > 0:39:42What are you doing here? It's really late.

0:39:42 > 0:39:44I decided to take a walk.

0:39:45 > 0:39:47Why?

0:39:47 > 0:39:50- Something wrong with that?- No, no.

0:39:50 > 0:39:52- You and your mom love music, right? - Yeah.

0:39:52 > 0:39:55- These are my son's CDs.- Oh.

0:39:55 > 0:39:58Thanks so much. They're still in their cases.

0:39:58 > 0:40:01- So how's everything?- OK.

0:40:01 > 0:40:04How's your mother?

0:40:04 > 0:40:06She's OK.

0:40:06 > 0:40:08Are we in the "OK" mode again?

0:40:08 > 0:40:09Excuse me?

0:40:09 > 0:40:14Never mind. Want to go and grab a coffee someplace?

0:40:14 > 0:40:17I can't, I'm on shift for another 20 minutes.

0:40:22 > 0:40:25- Move to the side.- What?

0:40:25 > 0:40:28- You're off duty.- I can't.- Let's go.

0:40:28 > 0:40:30- No.- I drive.- Ooh, where are we going?

0:40:30 > 0:40:32We're going to go to Dorrie's.

0:40:32 > 0:40:34- I can't!- You want to walk?

0:40:34 > 0:40:35You know how far that is?

0:40:38 > 0:40:39Careful!

0:40:39 > 0:40:42Whoa, stop! Ha, ha, ha!

0:40:47 > 0:40:51How are you guys doing here? Can I top that off for you?

0:40:51 > 0:40:53OK, Great. You?

0:40:53 > 0:40:54OK, enjoy.

0:40:56 > 0:40:59So, you enjoy the ride?

0:40:59 > 0:41:02- Yeah, I'm fun.- Mmm. You are.

0:41:04 > 0:41:05Yeah.

0:41:18 > 0:41:19Didn't you say you were tired?

0:41:19 > 0:41:24No. I'm OK. I mean,

0:41:24 > 0:41:26you know, this is fun.

0:41:26 > 0:41:28I never get to go out late at night.

0:41:31 > 0:41:34So what are we going to do now?

0:41:34 > 0:41:39I didn't actually plan this on being a whole night type thing here.

0:41:44 > 0:41:49So, what have you been doing these last few days?

0:41:49 > 0:41:51I went to work, you know, watched a little TV.

0:41:53 > 0:41:56Browsed the internet, a bit.

0:41:56 > 0:41:58You like to do that?

0:42:00 > 0:42:02I find it a little impersonal.

0:42:04 > 0:42:07It... can be fun.

0:42:07 > 0:42:09You can grab a lot of things on it.

0:42:09 > 0:42:13- Meet people.- What does that mean?

0:42:15 > 0:42:17What kind of sarcasm is that?

0:42:17 > 0:42:20Oh, no, I was not being sarcastic at all.

0:42:22 > 0:42:24Why do you always think I'm against you?

0:42:24 > 0:42:26Why wouldn't you be?

0:42:26 > 0:42:28Because I'm not.

0:42:28 > 0:42:29That's why.

0:42:49 > 0:42:53MUSIC: "Holly Jolly Christmas" by Burl Ives

0:42:53 > 0:42:55Mom, are you OK doing this?

0:42:55 > 0:42:58Do you want me to help? You sure?

0:42:59 > 0:43:02I know. Two minutes, I'm going to be ready in two minutes.

0:43:02 > 0:43:04Give me a kiss. I love you.

0:43:06 > 0:43:09# I don't know if there'll be snow

0:43:09 > 0:43:12# But have a cup of cheer

0:43:12 > 0:43:16# Have a holly jolly Christmas

0:43:16 > 0:43:19# And when you walk down the street

0:43:19 > 0:43:23# Say hello to friends you know

0:43:23 > 0:43:25# And everyone you meet

0:43:25 > 0:43:29# Ho, ho, the mistletoe

0:43:29 > 0:43:32# Hung where you can see

0:43:32 > 0:43:36# Somebody waits for you

0:43:36 > 0:43:38# Kiss her once for me

0:43:38 > 0:43:42# Have a holly jolly Christmas

0:43:42 > 0:43:45# And in case you didn't hear

0:43:45 > 0:43:52# Oh, by golly, have a holly jolly Christmas this year

0:43:52 > 0:43:56# Have a holly, jolly Christmas It's the best... #

0:43:56 > 0:43:59Mom? Mom?

0:44:00 > 0:44:03Right, do you think this is too sexy or not?

0:44:03 > 0:44:05Cos I think it's too sexy, OK?

0:44:11 > 0:44:13Mom?

0:44:18 > 0:44:19Mom?

0:44:33 > 0:44:35Mom?

0:44:39 > 0:44:41Mom?

0:44:45 > 0:44:47Oh, dear.

0:44:47 > 0:44:49Oh, dear.

0:44:49 > 0:44:51Oh, dear.

0:44:58 > 0:45:03OK. All right.

0:45:03 > 0:45:06I'll be right back, OK?

0:45:12 > 0:45:15MUSIC: "Cheek To Cheek" by Irving Berlin

0:45:17 > 0:45:22# Heaven, I'm in heaven

0:45:22 > 0:45:27# And my heart beats so that I can hardly speak

0:45:27 > 0:45:32# And I seem to find the happiness I seek

0:45:32 > 0:45:38# When we're out together, dancing cheek to cheek

0:45:38 > 0:45:42# Oh, heaven, I'm in heaven

0:45:42 > 0:45:47# When we're out together, dancing cheek to cheek... #

0:45:47 > 0:45:51- Jay is a great dancer. - You weren't so bad yourself.

0:45:54 > 0:45:57See what you're missing?

0:45:57 > 0:45:58How about I try this?

0:45:58 > 0:46:02Um, excuse me, miss, would you care to have this dance with me?

0:46:04 > 0:46:07What?

0:46:07 > 0:46:09No, seriously, what the fuck is up with you tonight?

0:46:11 > 0:46:15- I'm very sorry.- Yeah.

0:46:17 > 0:46:19Plus, I liked her a lot.

0:46:20 > 0:46:23Spunky.

0:46:23 > 0:46:25Yeah.

0:46:25 > 0:46:27She liked you too.

0:46:27 > 0:46:29I know she did.

0:46:31 > 0:46:34Look, we've got to do something now.

0:46:34 > 0:46:37Let me help you, let me...

0:46:37 > 0:46:38call an ambulance.

0:46:38 > 0:46:41No.

0:46:41 > 0:46:44- I don't want them to take her. - I know, but...

0:46:46 > 0:46:48She...

0:46:48 > 0:46:50I want to call her sister.

0:46:50 > 0:46:52Yes, do that, that's good.

0:46:52 > 0:46:56You should call everybody, everybody should know now.

0:46:56 > 0:46:59No, but really, it's only her.

0:46:59 > 0:47:02PHONE RINGS

0:47:07 > 0:47:11Hello? Hello?

0:47:11 > 0:47:13Aunt Tilde, it's me, Claire.

0:47:13 > 0:47:16Oh, hi, honey.

0:47:16 > 0:47:19God... What time is it?

0:47:19 > 0:47:21Something happened today.

0:47:21 > 0:47:23'What?'

0:47:23 > 0:47:25Mom died.

0:47:29 > 0:47:31Merry Christmas!

0:47:31 > 0:47:33- 'Of a stroke?'- Uh-huh.

0:47:33 > 0:47:37'She'll screw everything up!'

0:47:39 > 0:47:42I... Could you come over, please?

0:47:44 > 0:47:48I don't think I can drive that far right now, it's... no.

0:47:48 > 0:47:50She's your sister.

0:47:50 > 0:47:53Pomona is not that far.

0:47:53 > 0:47:55'It's a bit late for me to do anything about it now,'

0:47:55 > 0:47:58isn't it, honey?

0:47:58 > 0:48:02- 'I'm just so sorry. Get some sleep.' - OK, good night.

0:48:02 > 0:48:05'Good night. Hey, wait, Claire?'

0:48:05 > 0:48:09I have a gold necklace that your mother left here a while ago.

0:48:09 > 0:48:12- 'You should come and get it some time.'- Yes.

0:48:12 > 0:48:15Good night. Merry Christmas.

0:48:15 > 0:48:16'Yeah, merry Christmas.'

0:48:25 > 0:48:27She won't come over.

0:48:29 > 0:48:33- She lives in Pomona?- Yeah.

0:48:33 > 0:48:35It's nice there.

0:48:35 > 0:48:37Yeah. I heard that too.

0:48:40 > 0:48:43You know? Fuck her.

0:48:45 > 0:48:46I'll help you.

0:48:52 > 0:48:53Come here.

0:49:07 > 0:49:09Want me to stay over tonight?

0:49:09 > 0:49:12I mean, I just don't think you should be alone.

0:49:14 > 0:49:15I'll be OK.

0:49:19 > 0:49:21I'll just stay here on the couch.

0:50:00 > 0:50:02- Take it off.- What?

0:50:02 > 0:50:05- Take it off.- Oh, right. OK.

0:50:05 > 0:50:06OK.

0:50:09 > 0:50:11Yeah.

0:50:25 > 0:50:27Yeah.

0:50:37 > 0:50:39Take it off.

0:50:39 > 0:50:41And your panties, and your...

0:51:06 > 0:51:08Kiss me.

0:51:20 > 0:51:23You like that? You like me fucking you?

0:51:23 > 0:51:25Excuse me?

0:51:25 > 0:51:27I'm sorry.

0:51:27 > 0:51:29Say, I like your big, fat pussy.

0:51:29 > 0:51:34I'm sorry, what? Oh, thank you.

0:51:38 > 0:51:40Never mind.

0:52:07 > 0:52:10Well, that was different.

0:52:10 > 0:52:15- Did you cum?- Nope.- Oh.- You?- No.

0:52:30 > 0:52:32- You know...- What?

0:52:34 > 0:52:37You should whiten your teeth a little bit.

0:52:38 > 0:52:40You'd look better.

0:52:43 > 0:52:45Shave down there a bit.

0:52:58 > 0:53:02- Are you leaving?- No.

0:53:06 > 0:53:08I'm calling an ambulance.

0:53:25 > 0:53:28- Thanks so much for all your help. - Oh, for your mother, anything.

0:53:28 > 0:53:34You know, not to change the subject, but the other night, the guy you had over for dinner.

0:53:34 > 0:53:36- Jay?- Jay, yeah.

0:53:36 > 0:53:38Was he here when it happened?

0:53:38 > 0:53:40Yeah. You'll meet him.

0:53:40 > 0:53:42Looking forward to that.

0:53:42 > 0:53:45- I hope you like him. - Why wouldn't I like him?

0:53:45 > 0:53:48DOORBELL RINGS

0:53:55 > 0:53:56Hi. Hi, sweetie.

0:53:56 > 0:53:59Nice to see you. Hi, Claire.

0:53:59 > 0:54:00Nice to see you again.

0:54:00 > 0:54:03- This is my fiancee, Paul.- Hi.

0:54:03 > 0:54:06- This is Charlie.- Nice to meet you.

0:54:06 > 0:54:11He ran the Laundromat that Mrs Barney went to for 30 years.

0:54:11 > 0:54:12That's Rose.

0:54:12 > 0:54:14DOORBELL RINGS

0:54:14 > 0:54:17Yeah, this is Rose and Ricardo.

0:54:17 > 0:54:19Good to see you.

0:54:19 > 0:54:21- Nice to see you. - Do you want any meat?

0:54:21 > 0:54:24I'm a vegetarian.

0:54:24 > 0:54:26I'm Wilma. I'm Claire's friend.

0:54:26 > 0:54:29Thanks for coming. Oh, you must be Jay.

0:54:29 > 0:54:32Yeah, it's nice to meet you. Jay, can you introduce yourself to everybody?

0:54:32 > 0:54:36- I've going to go and take care of the food.- OK.- You want a drink?

0:54:36 > 0:54:39- I'd like a brownie.- A brownie? OK.

0:54:41 > 0:54:44Hey.

0:54:44 > 0:54:46Hey.

0:54:46 > 0:54:48Why didn't you tell me that that was her?

0:54:50 > 0:54:51I really needed you to be here.

0:54:55 > 0:54:57Are they for me? Thank you.

0:54:58 > 0:55:01All right, everyone, the food is ready.

0:55:05 > 0:55:07Here. A brownie.

0:55:08 > 0:55:11And you can help yourself to the food.

0:55:13 > 0:55:19- Do I know you?- I don't think we've met, no.- I never forget a face.

0:55:26 > 0:55:30You're that guy. You're that guy that gave me the parking ticket.

0:55:30 > 0:55:34The other day. You're the guy that gave me the fucking ticket.

0:55:34 > 0:55:39Wow, God. Well, this is a small world, isn't it?

0:55:39 > 0:55:42Aren't you a lucky son of a bitch?

0:55:42 > 0:55:48I'm glad this is a wake, otherwise I'd smash your stupid face in and kick your ass right out of here.

0:55:48 > 0:55:50Cheers.

0:55:50 > 0:55:52Yeah.

0:55:52 > 0:55:53Honey?

0:55:58 > 0:56:01Everyone, I'd like to make a toast to Mrs Barney.

0:56:01 > 0:56:03We all loved her very much.

0:56:03 > 0:56:05And we're all going to miss her very much.

0:56:07 > 0:56:10And I'd just like to say Merry...

0:56:10 > 0:56:12Christmas to everyone.

0:56:12 > 0:56:15I know it's the day after tomorrow.

0:56:15 > 0:56:17Time flies.

0:56:17 > 0:56:19- Can I have a word with you for a minute?- Yeah.

0:56:19 > 0:56:21Excuse me, everyone.

0:56:25 > 0:56:29Claire, I have to tell you, there's something strange about that guy.

0:56:29 > 0:56:33I mean, I don't like him.

0:56:33 > 0:56:35Claire, he's the one he gave me the ticket.

0:56:35 > 0:56:36Well...

0:56:39 > 0:56:44Oh, Claire. I guess you're going to be hanging out with me and Paul for Christmas.

0:56:44 > 0:56:46Yeah, why don't you join us?

0:56:49 > 0:56:53I... I'm on call that day.

0:56:53 > 0:56:54Not me.

0:57:49 > 0:57:53'What else do we have besides this beautiful caramelised Turkey and veggies?'

0:57:53 > 0:57:57'We have this colourful basket of Christmas cookies

0:57:57 > 0:58:00'and a finely carved cantaloupe with an edible Santa.'

0:58:00 > 0:58:05'There's nothing like a holiday season where you can enjoy the love of family and friends.'

0:58:08 > 0:58:10BUZZER

0:58:11 > 0:58:14Hello? Who is it?

0:58:14 > 0:58:16Jay.

0:58:16 > 0:58:18Oh, just a minute.

0:58:25 > 0:58:27I'll be right there.

0:58:38 > 0:58:40Hi there. How are you?

0:58:40 > 0:58:43Just lower your voice a little bit.

0:58:43 > 0:58:44I'll be fine.

0:58:46 > 0:58:47Sorry, I was ...

0:58:47 > 0:58:51- I was just excited to see someone at Christmas.- Oh, someone?

0:58:51 > 0:58:54- I meant- ... Yeah, right.

0:58:54 > 0:58:57I know, half the time you don't even know what you're saying.

0:58:57 > 0:59:01Thank you so much, it's a really nice surprise.

0:59:01 > 0:59:03I'm a nice guy.

0:59:03 > 0:59:06I'm so nice to you.

0:59:06 > 0:59:08I don't think have ever been so nice to anyone.

0:59:10 > 0:59:13- What?- Nothing.

0:59:16 > 0:59:19So, how was your Christmas Day?

0:59:19 > 0:59:22Uneventful.

0:59:22 > 0:59:24Watched a movie on TV.

0:59:24 > 0:59:27- Really, is that all?- Pretty much.

0:59:27 > 0:59:30- How was work?- Quiet.

0:59:30 > 0:59:32I only had one call-out.

0:59:33 > 0:59:40- What's that?- What?- Nothing.

0:59:40 > 0:59:42Must have been an optical illusion.

0:59:42 > 0:59:45OK.

0:59:45 > 0:59:47Ho ho ho.

0:59:47 > 0:59:50Oh!

0:59:50 > 0:59:55I hope you like it. I don't buy Christmas presents too often, so ...

0:59:55 > 0:59:57You want to open it?

1:00:06 > 1:00:08- This is for you.- Really?

1:00:08 > 1:00:10Yeah. To say thanks

1:00:10 > 1:00:12for all the help with my mum.

1:00:15 > 1:00:16Thanks.

1:00:28 > 1:00:29Oh! Thanks.

1:00:29 > 1:00:33Yeah? Yeah. Like this.

1:00:35 > 1:00:37Does that look great or what?

1:00:38 > 1:00:40Yeah.

1:00:42 > 1:00:44Oh.

1:00:52 > 1:00:54Thank you.

1:00:54 > 1:00:56I needed one of these.

1:00:56 > 1:00:57Good.

1:01:01 > 1:01:05Thinking about going anywhere now you've got this hot bikini?

1:01:05 > 1:01:07Where?

1:01:07 > 1:01:09Well, maybe you don't have to go anywhere to wear it.

1:01:09 > 1:01:12Yeah. Maybe.

1:01:12 > 1:01:14Hmm?

1:01:24 > 1:01:31- Why do you kiss funny?- I do?

1:01:31 > 1:01:32Yeah, a little.

1:01:37 > 1:01:39She looks pretty there.

1:01:39 > 1:01:44- Yeah. - All right, I've got a lot of stuff I've got to do before work tomorrow.

1:01:44 > 1:01:46Oh.

1:01:46 > 1:01:48Is that allowed?

1:01:48 > 1:01:51No, it's fine.

1:01:51 > 1:01:53It's been great.

1:01:53 > 1:01:56- I wasn't expecting anything anyway. - Well good.

1:01:56 > 1:01:59Just keep it that way, and we'll get along just fine.

1:02:33 > 1:02:35Thanks.

1:02:40 > 1:02:43Thanks. Thanks for the bikini.

1:02:49 > 1:02:52Hey.

1:02:52 > 1:02:54- How's it going?- All right.

1:02:54 > 1:02:56- Which one is it?- There she is.

1:02:56 > 1:02:57- Right here.- Boot up Mr Meter Feeder.

1:02:57 > 1:02:59All righty.

1:03:07 > 1:03:10Hey, hey, hey!

1:03:10 > 1:03:12A million thanks for this.

1:03:12 > 1:03:15- And Happy New Year.- Well actually, it's a couple more days.

1:03:15 > 1:03:18See, if you learned how to count, maybe you wouldn't get so many parking tickets.

1:03:18 > 1:03:20- Fuck you, jackass!- You too, Buddy.

1:03:20 > 1:03:21Ooh!

1:03:34 > 1:03:37Get off me you crazy motherfucker.

1:03:37 > 1:03:40- You son of a bitch.- You put your hands on me again, I will kill you.

1:03:40 > 1:03:43- Yeah?- Got it?- This time I'll report you to the fucking police.

1:03:43 > 1:03:46Why would you do that? Let's see who they are going to believe, huh? Motherfucker.

1:03:54 > 1:03:56Too many incidents, Officer Caswell.

1:03:56 > 1:04:00You're writing a bunch of tickets, and that's great. But you're also putting us at risk.

1:04:00 > 1:04:04- The guy tried to hit me.- Well, you're not supposed to hit him back.

1:04:04 > 1:04:09- How about defending myself? - We're going to suspend you until after the New Year.

1:04:09 > 1:04:14You come back 2nd January at 9am and will take it from there, OK?

1:04:22 > 1:04:24PHONE RINGS

1:04:31 > 1:04:33- Hello?- Hey.

1:04:33 > 1:04:35- What are you up to?- Oh...

1:04:36 > 1:04:39You sound horrible.

1:04:39 > 1:04:43Sorry, I was just clearing out my mum's room.

1:04:43 > 1:04:45How depressing.

1:04:45 > 1:04:47That's not what I called to hear.

1:04:47 > 1:04:50Oh, I'm sorry. OK, yeah, I'm fine.

1:04:50 > 1:04:52I'm OK, really. Yeah.

1:04:53 > 1:04:56Look, I was wondering, why don't I just pick you up tomorrow.

1:04:56 > 1:05:00- We'll drive to Pomona, we'll get your mother's necklace.- Really?

1:05:00 > 1:05:04Stay in a nice motel and celebrate New Year's together.

1:05:04 > 1:05:06Will bring it in with a bang.

1:05:06 > 1:05:08Oh.

1:05:11 > 1:05:12OK.

1:05:15 > 1:05:18- Er, that would be nice. - Is that a yes or no?

1:05:18 > 1:05:21Are you sure you're not working those days?

1:05:21 > 1:05:23No, I took them off.

1:05:23 > 1:05:26- Really?- Yeah, really.

1:05:26 > 1:05:28You don't believe me. Want to check it out?

1:05:28 > 1:05:31No, no, I do believe you.

1:05:31 > 1:05:35- Course I believe you. OK.- Good.

1:05:35 > 1:05:40So, I'll be by in the morning. Tell you what, I'm going to beep the horn three times. Come out.

1:05:40 > 1:05:42Yeah, sure.

1:05:42 > 1:05:43Then start packing.

1:05:43 > 1:05:46- Yeah. Take care.- Good.

1:06:56 > 1:06:58"My dearest, dearest, Claire.

1:06:58 > 1:07:01"First and foremost, I'm sorry I passed away and left you behind.

1:07:01 > 1:07:03"But I guess this is how life wants it.

1:07:03 > 1:07:06"Please don't get mad at me when you read this.

1:07:06 > 1:07:10"Tom and I were lovers for a long time and I'm sorry I never told you.

1:07:10 > 1:07:13"At his death, to acknowledge our extra-marital relationship,

1:07:13 > 1:07:17"and also to make sure I would keep it discreet, he left me 897,000.

1:07:17 > 1:07:21"I kept it, I guess, as a safety net, but it never really felt right to me.

1:07:21 > 1:07:25"I thought this much money would disrupt our lives, if anything, since we're not used to it.

1:07:25 > 1:07:28"So I decided at my death to give it back to his family.

1:07:28 > 1:07:32"Since you and I have always done not what is best for us,

1:07:32 > 1:07:36"but what was right, I leave you all my personal savings, about 3,500.

1:07:36 > 1:07:38"It's right here in this envelope.

1:07:38 > 1:07:40"Enjoy it. Go on a trip and spend it all.

1:07:40 > 1:07:43"I love you and always will.

1:07:43 > 1:07:46"Love yourself. Find love. Mom."

1:07:49 > 1:07:51CAR HORN TOOTS

1:07:59 > 1:08:01Hey you!

1:08:05 > 1:08:07Hop, hop, jump in.

1:08:07 > 1:08:09- With this?- Yes with this.

1:08:09 > 1:08:12Told you I could pull a few strings at work. Anyway, fuck them.

1:08:12 > 1:08:14Serves them right.

1:08:14 > 1:08:20Look what I made you. Cut it out last night on some...

1:08:20 > 1:08:22Watched some show on TV.

1:08:22 > 1:08:24Anyway, you got a seat.

1:08:37 > 1:08:39- You sure about this?- Yeah.

1:08:39 > 1:08:41Park it right there. Ooh, look at that. Gushy.

1:08:53 > 1:08:55Ah, Pomona.

1:09:12 > 1:09:14- A crocodile?- What?

1:09:14 > 1:09:17It's a penguin.

1:09:17 > 1:09:19Oh, right! OK, right.

1:09:19 > 1:09:21Uh...

1:09:21 > 1:09:23What's this?

1:09:23 > 1:09:27Ooh, ah, ooh, ah.

1:09:28 > 1:09:31Seagull.

1:09:31 > 1:09:34- No, it's a kangaroo.- Oh, right.

1:09:40 > 1:09:42# It's all gone, it's all gone

1:09:42 > 1:09:47# Way too fast, way too fast. #

1:09:47 > 1:09:50You know, if you need entertainment, we've got the radio.

1:09:50 > 1:09:53Don't you like the song I was singing?

1:09:53 > 1:09:55It's OK.

1:09:55 > 1:09:57You know Lovely Rita Meter Maid?

1:10:00 > 1:10:02- By heart.- Sing it.

1:10:05 > 1:10:07- Isn't it pretty here? - Fuck, yeah, it is.

1:10:07 > 1:10:09- Oh, look at that dog!- Where?

1:10:09 > 1:10:11- Over there!- Jesus!

1:10:11 > 1:10:13Don't do that.

1:10:13 > 1:10:16- What? - Crossing in front of me like that.

1:10:18 > 1:10:20Sorry, I... I didn't cross...

1:10:20 > 1:10:23You did. And you should apologise.

1:10:23 > 1:10:25You are something else.

1:10:25 > 1:10:27Fucking apologise for once.

1:10:27 > 1:10:30You never admit you're wrong.

1:10:30 > 1:10:32So fucking self righteous.

1:10:32 > 1:10:34What? What's going on?

1:10:36 > 1:10:38Fuck you.

1:10:48 > 1:10:49You mad at me?

1:10:54 > 1:10:57Boy, you really know how to push my buttons.

1:11:05 > 1:11:09I got these for you when you were in the bathroom.

1:11:09 > 1:11:11Go ahead.

1:11:17 > 1:11:19Hey, look, Pomona!

1:11:25 > 1:11:27It's great here.

1:11:32 > 1:11:34Better than I remembered.

1:11:34 > 1:11:36Must be me.

1:11:38 > 1:11:40Yeah.

1:11:40 > 1:11:41Must be.

1:11:45 > 1:11:47Please be nice to me.

1:11:49 > 1:11:52I am so nice to you.

1:12:16 > 1:12:18But it never felt right to me.

1:12:18 > 1:12:20I decided at my death

1:12:20 > 1:12:22to give it back to his family.

1:12:22 > 1:12:25You know, this is total crap.

1:12:25 > 1:12:27This money was hers.

1:12:27 > 1:12:29She slaved for that Tom asshole lawyer

1:12:29 > 1:12:34for years. Slaved! Sucked his dick.

1:12:39 > 1:12:42Why didn't she give the money to me if she wanted to give the money away?

1:12:42 > 1:12:45If she didn't want to keep the money, why didn't she give it to me?

1:12:45 > 1:12:49All she cared about was her principles and her little being right all the time.

1:12:49 > 1:12:51I'll tell you something about your mother. Your mother was crazy.

1:12:51 > 1:12:54- OK.- No, don't OK me, honey, because I'll tell you the truth.

1:12:54 > 1:12:59- Your mother was crazy! Nuts!- OK.

1:13:01 > 1:13:03You know what, Aunt Tilda?

1:13:03 > 1:13:05We've got to be going.

1:13:05 > 1:13:08Wait, wait, wait. I have something for you.

1:13:08 > 1:13:10We're fucking out of here, right now.

1:13:10 > 1:13:12She's certifiably insane.

1:13:12 > 1:13:14- No, she's my only relative!- So what?

1:13:14 > 1:13:19She's a selfish bitch. She's like a bad Xerox of your mother.

1:13:20 > 1:13:23- Here, take it.- Oh, wow, it's heavy.

1:13:23 > 1:13:27Well, yeah, it's worth some bucks. You know,

1:13:27 > 1:13:32it was probably given to her by that Tom. Generous guy, right?

1:13:32 > 1:13:33It's too bad he's dead.

1:13:33 > 1:13:37He maybe would have given all of us one of those, lovely... Brother.

1:13:37 > 1:13:40I would have given him a run for his money. Know what I mean?

1:13:40 > 1:13:44- Yeah.- You know what, Aunt Tilda? We really got to be going cos it's getting late.

1:13:44 > 1:13:46Wait, no, no, you're staying here tonight.

1:13:46 > 1:13:49You are staying here tonight. I made enchiladas.

1:13:49 > 1:13:51Actually, we can't.

1:13:51 > 1:13:53I've, uh, reserved a motel room.

1:13:53 > 1:13:56No, no way, no way. No damn way, honey. You're staying here!

1:13:56 > 1:13:59We're only in town for one night.

1:13:59 > 1:14:01Well, then, God damn it, what am I going to do for New Year's Eve?

1:14:01 > 1:14:03Who am I going to be with?

1:14:06 > 1:14:08# I'm all out of love

1:14:08 > 1:14:10# I'm so lost without you

1:14:10 > 1:14:12# I know you were right

1:14:12 > 1:14:16# Believing for so long I'm all out of love

1:14:16 > 1:14:18# What am I without you?

1:14:18 > 1:14:24# It can't be too late to say that I was so wrong. #

1:14:24 > 1:14:26WHISTLING AND APPLAUSE

1:14:26 > 1:14:29Really great. Bravo!

1:14:29 > 1:14:33You going to sing something, honey?

1:14:33 > 1:14:36Go ahead. When I owned the place it used to rock.

1:14:36 > 1:14:37Rock, I tell you!

1:14:41 > 1:14:42Hi.

1:14:43 > 1:14:47Hey. Happy New Year...

1:14:47 > 1:14:51Soon. This is for Jay.

1:14:56 > 1:15:00# I learned the truth at 17

1:15:00 > 1:15:04# That love was meant for beauty queens

1:15:04 > 1:15:08# And high school girls with clear-skinned smiles

1:15:08 > 1:15:11# Who marry young and then retire

1:15:11 > 1:15:15# The valentines I never knew

1:15:15 > 1:15:18# The Friday night charades of youth

1:15:18 > 1:15:22# Were spent on one more beautiful

1:15:22 > 1:15:26# At 17 I learned the truth

1:15:26 > 1:15:30# And those of us with ravaged faces

1:15:30 > 1:15:33# Lacking in the social graces

1:15:33 > 1:15:37# Desperately remained at home... #

1:15:39 > 1:15:42A waste of my life.

1:15:42 > 1:15:45I'm the only loser in the family. At least I distinguish myself.

1:15:45 > 1:15:47Don't be hard on yourself.

1:15:47 > 1:15:49Six years of AA...

1:15:50 > 1:15:56..70,148 parking tickets, how's that for a life?

1:15:56 > 1:15:59It's still a life, though.

1:15:59 > 1:16:01All life is precious.

1:16:02 > 1:16:05You know?

1:16:05 > 1:16:08You're here now.

1:16:08 > 1:16:11And that's all that matters.

1:16:11 > 1:16:15You know, we can start a new life, a new beginning, be happy together.

1:16:16 > 1:16:22- You're right. - Yeah. I'm happy right now.

1:16:22 > 1:16:24- You are?- Yeah.

1:16:24 > 1:16:26Right here with you.

1:16:28 > 1:16:30Happy New Year.

1:16:33 > 1:16:34Kiss me.

1:16:34 > 1:16:36It's so romantic here.

1:16:40 > 1:16:41SHE GIGGLES

1:17:07 > 1:17:10Hey. Don't you want to make love to me?

1:17:10 > 1:17:15- No.- Why not?

1:17:15 > 1:17:16Cos I'm not in the mood.

1:17:19 > 1:17:21What?

1:17:26 > 1:17:29What?

1:17:29 > 1:17:31- Now I'm going to get the silent treatment?- No, please!

1:17:31 > 1:17:33Why do you take this personally?

1:17:35 > 1:17:37Well, there's no-one else here.

1:17:39 > 1:17:43Did it ever occur to you that maybe I'm not in the head?

1:17:43 > 1:17:46That maybe my head is somewhere else?

1:17:46 > 1:17:48Please, you know?

1:17:48 > 1:17:51This is so sad.

1:17:51 > 1:17:53This is so, so sad. I mean...

1:17:53 > 1:17:56What is it? Are you not attracted to me?

1:17:56 > 1:17:58- Do I not turn you on?- Fuck!

1:18:00 > 1:18:03Please, just go to sleep.

1:18:03 > 1:18:05Go to sleep.

1:18:05 > 1:18:07You're tired. You're not even making any sense.

1:18:48 > 1:18:49You smell nice.

1:18:55 > 1:18:58Where's that bikini I got you? Hmm?

1:18:58 > 1:18:59It's in the case.

1:19:01 > 1:19:03HE GASPS

1:19:05 > 1:19:07- Put it on.- Now?

1:19:07 > 1:19:10- Yes, now. - Oh, come on, we got to leave.

1:19:10 > 1:19:12Put it on right now.

1:19:30 > 1:19:32You know, I forgive you too much.

1:19:39 > 1:19:41Why do I forgive you at all?

1:19:41 > 1:19:42Sshh!

1:20:14 > 1:20:17- You're OK?- Yeah.

1:20:17 > 1:20:22I was just thinking maybe you could enrol in some evening classes

1:20:22 > 1:20:25and study plasma physics again,

1:20:25 > 1:20:27I mean, get close to something that you love.

1:20:27 > 1:20:29- Really?- Yeah.

1:20:29 > 1:20:33- You really think that, huh?- Yeah!

1:20:33 > 1:20:36- You have a good time?- Yeah.

1:20:36 > 1:20:37I had a great time.

1:20:43 > 1:20:46I got to get ready for work tomorrow morning.

1:20:47 > 1:20:49See you.

1:20:57 > 1:20:58BEEPS HORN

1:21:24 > 1:21:26Come in.

1:21:31 > 1:21:33I asked you here for a reason, Miss Barney.

1:21:35 > 1:21:36We're very proud of you.

1:21:36 > 1:21:39Your performance has been rated excellent.

1:21:39 > 1:21:42We will recommend you to the local police department should you decide

1:21:42 > 1:21:45to advance your career and go through their academy.

1:21:45 > 1:21:47But, Miss Barney,

1:21:47 > 1:21:50if for any reason you would like to stay with us,

1:21:50 > 1:21:52we're going to offer you a promotion.

1:21:54 > 1:21:58Let us know your decision by the end of the month, all right, Miss Barney?

1:21:59 > 1:22:02- And congratulations. - Thanks a lot. Thanks.

1:22:02 > 1:22:03You deserve it.

1:22:14 > 1:22:18TANNOY: 'Parking enforcement, please pick up line three... '

1:22:25 > 1:22:28- Hey!- You seem in great spirits.

1:22:28 > 1:22:30- What's up? - Did you hear about our friend Jay?

1:22:30 > 1:22:34- I don't think he's in good spirits. - Why? What happened?- He got fired.

1:22:34 > 1:22:40Yeah, something to do with having a fight with a young driver and keeping one of our vehicles for two days.

1:22:40 > 1:22:44- And he used the vehicle to accompany someone out of town.- Let's go.- Yeah.

1:22:48 > 1:22:51PHONE RINGS

1:22:51 > 1:22:53ANSWERING MACHINE: 'No-one is available.

1:22:53 > 1:22:56'Please leave a message after the tone.'

1:22:56 > 1:23:00'Hi, it's Claire, calling to say hi.

1:23:00 > 1:23:02I'm a bit concerned.

1:23:02 > 1:23:07'I'm starting my shift now, and I hope to talk to you or see you soon.

1:23:07 > 1:23:10'OK? Lots of love, bye.'

1:23:35 > 1:23:37Hey, thank you very much.

1:24:09 > 1:24:11KNOCK ON DOOR

1:24:11 > 1:24:15Who is it? Who is it?

1:24:15 > 1:24:17It's me, Claire.

1:24:17 > 1:24:19Fuck.

1:24:19 > 1:24:20Hold on.

1:24:32 > 1:24:34- Hey?- Coming.

1:24:34 > 1:24:36KNOCK ON DOOR

1:24:40 > 1:24:42Hi.

1:24:45 > 1:24:49So, Nancy Drew. Checking up on me?

1:24:50 > 1:24:55No. I've bought you some lunch.

1:24:55 > 1:24:58I heard about what happened at work and I...

1:24:58 > 1:25:00You know, if I'm not welcome I can go.

1:25:00 > 1:25:02Did I say that?

1:25:02 > 1:25:06So fucking stop putting words in my mouth. I fucking hate that.

1:25:11 > 1:25:13Hello.

1:25:13 > 1:25:15Hi.

1:25:15 > 1:25:17Come in.

1:25:17 > 1:25:20You must feel horrible.

1:25:20 > 1:25:24There ain't nobody due over here, this place is a fucking shit hole.

1:25:24 > 1:25:27No, I like it.

1:25:27 > 1:25:30You have a piece of sky on your wall.

1:25:30 > 1:25:32Is that plasma?

1:25:32 > 1:25:34Here.

1:25:36 > 1:25:38- Let's eat. - You know what, I already ate.

1:25:38 > 1:25:41I bought that for you.

1:25:41 > 1:25:42I'll eat.

1:25:46 > 1:25:47Thank you.

1:25:47 > 1:25:50It looks good.

1:25:50 > 1:25:52I needed it.

1:25:52 > 1:25:54What's this?

1:25:54 > 1:25:56I picked it up this morning.

1:25:56 > 1:26:00You can do anything if you set your mind to it, I really believe that.

1:26:01 > 1:26:05Who's my only and my biggest fan?

1:26:05 > 1:26:06HE WHISTLES

1:26:07 > 1:26:09This is great.

1:26:11 > 1:26:14PHONE RINGS

1:26:14 > 1:26:16In my uniform?

1:26:16 > 1:26:18SHE LAUGHS

1:26:18 > 1:26:20ANSWERING MACHINE: 'No one is available.

1:26:20 > 1:26:23'Please leave a message after the tone.'

1:26:23 > 1:26:27'Hey, JJ. It's Crystal from Wet Hot Teens.

1:26:27 > 1:26:30'I need a new number, your credit card just expired.

1:26:30 > 1:26:33'I can't charge you for Amber, the girl you just had over.

1:26:33 > 1:26:35'You know the number. Bye doll.'

1:26:35 > 1:26:38SHE GROANS

1:26:38 > 1:26:40What?

1:26:40 > 1:26:43- Wrong fucking number. - Oh my God. Oh my God.

1:26:43 > 1:26:46You don't believe me? Huh?

1:26:46 > 1:26:49You fucking crazy? It happens all the time.

1:26:49 > 1:26:52- No.- What?!

1:27:01 > 1:27:03You're being ridiculous.

1:27:03 > 1:27:06What is that?

1:27:06 > 1:27:09- That's her.- Don't be a baby.

1:27:09 > 1:27:10Oh my God.

1:27:10 > 1:27:13It's the fucking internet, it turns me on. So what?

1:27:13 > 1:27:14I blow some fucking steam off.

1:27:14 > 1:27:18We just went away for a weekend together. We made love.

1:27:18 > 1:27:20And we're not fucking married.

1:27:22 > 1:27:27No, that's not the point. That is not the point!

1:27:27 > 1:27:31You should try making love to a person, not a body.

1:27:31 > 1:27:36And you should try losing a few pounds and maybe I wouldn't have to look at this shit.

1:27:39 > 1:27:43- You've got some nerve. - The truth hurts.

1:27:43 > 1:27:46Why don't you try counting to three before opening your mouth?

1:27:46 > 1:27:48Go on, try it!

1:27:48 > 1:27:51I've been putting up with all this shit from you.

1:27:51 > 1:27:54I'll tell you why, because I love you.

1:27:54 > 1:27:56- I love you.- Poor Claire.

1:27:56 > 1:27:59- No, I love you!- Poor Claire.

1:27:59 > 1:28:02- And you've ruined it. You've ruined it all.- Leave.- What?

1:28:02 > 1:28:03Leave.

1:28:03 > 1:28:06- No.- Leave!

1:28:08 > 1:28:09I feel sorry for you.

1:28:39 > 1:28:42Claire.

1:28:43 > 1:28:46You know, we talked about this already.

1:28:46 > 1:28:53And there can be as many reasons or explanations for it, but sometimes in life you meet an asshole.

1:28:53 > 1:28:54You met an asshole.

1:28:54 > 1:28:57Say it, you met an asshole. Say it.

1:28:57 > 1:29:00- Say, "I met an asshole." - I met an asshole.

1:29:00 > 1:29:05Right, you met an asshole, and now it's time to just move on.

1:29:05 > 1:29:08Both with your work and with your life.

1:29:08 > 1:29:09And find a new guy.

1:29:11 > 1:29:15Have you heard about these pyjama hugging clubs?

1:29:15 > 1:29:18They're great. You go to these clubs, right?

1:29:18 > 1:29:21And you wear pyjamas, everybody wears pyjamas.

1:29:21 > 1:29:24And you get to hug or be hugged or touch or be touched,

1:29:24 > 1:29:28and there is no sexual involvement whatsoever.

1:29:28 > 1:29:31I think that's just what you need to get you back on your feet.

1:29:31 > 1:29:34You know, without having any real involvement.

1:29:37 > 1:29:39I don't wear pyjamas.

1:29:39 > 1:29:41That's not the point, Claire.

1:29:45 > 1:29:46Come here.

1:29:48 > 1:29:51# Here's a little moment of truth

1:29:51 > 1:29:55# That's going to bring your nature down

1:29:55 > 1:30:00# Put your back up against the wall and make it come around

1:30:00 > 1:30:03# The story of a dying man

1:30:03 > 1:30:05# Trying as best as he can

1:30:05 > 1:30:09# To win the word of the woman he is drawn to... #

1:30:10 > 1:30:13BUZZER

1:30:19 > 1:30:21# ..Here's a little dust left over

1:30:21 > 1:30:23# From the stars that are in his eyes. #

1:30:29 > 1:30:30Surprise.

1:30:34 > 1:30:35Hi.

1:30:36 > 1:30:40- Hi.- These are for you.

1:30:43 > 1:30:45- Can I come in?- OK.

1:30:53 > 1:30:55How you been?

1:30:55 > 1:30:57OK.

1:30:57 > 1:30:59OK?

1:30:59 > 1:31:02Can we turn this down?

1:31:02 > 1:31:04Yeah, you know, it's OK.

1:31:04 > 1:31:06Actually, it's not that bad.

1:31:07 > 1:31:10No? I like it too.

1:31:10 > 1:31:12It's your son's new CD.

1:31:14 > 1:31:16OK.

1:31:16 > 1:31:19Maybe you should call him and tell him that you like it.

1:31:19 > 1:31:20Maybe I will.

1:31:27 > 1:31:31Anyway, I came over here to say that I'm sorry

1:31:31 > 1:31:33if I hurt your feelings in any way.

1:31:35 > 1:31:37OK.

1:31:37 > 1:31:42You have to understand that this whole thing is new to me.

1:31:42 > 1:31:46The last time I had a real relationship I was 20,

1:31:46 > 1:31:50fucked up out of my mind, and it got me married to that bitch

1:31:50 > 1:31:52- and a kid I never expected to have.- OK.

1:31:52 > 1:31:56OK, don't give me this OK treatment, all right?

1:31:57 > 1:31:59If you're not happy, you can always leave.

1:32:05 > 1:32:06I came over here...

1:32:08 > 1:32:10..because...

1:32:10 > 1:32:13I wanted to make amends to you.

1:32:16 > 1:32:18Let's see if we can make this work out.

1:32:20 > 1:32:21I miss you.

1:32:21 > 1:32:23I care about you.

1:32:31 > 1:32:34I like the way you smell.

1:32:34 > 1:32:37You know that? You know, I love the way you smell.

1:32:37 > 1:32:39I love the way you feel.

1:32:39 > 1:32:41And that feels good to you.

1:33:09 > 1:33:11You feel that? You feel it?

1:33:11 > 1:33:15Oh, man. Oh, boy.

1:33:23 > 1:33:28I just...I just came...

1:33:29 > 1:33:34..making love to you. How about that?

1:33:38 > 1:33:41Come here, come here, come here, come here.

1:33:41 > 1:33:43Phew!

1:33:53 > 1:33:55Aren't you leaving?

1:33:57 > 1:33:59I wasn't planning to.

1:34:06 > 1:34:08Well I've got things to do in the morning.

1:34:10 > 1:34:12What are you trying to say?

1:34:15 > 1:34:18- Nothing much.- That's right.

1:34:18 > 1:34:20That's pretty accurate. Nothing.

1:34:23 > 1:34:25Fuck.

1:34:31 > 1:34:34Sorry. I know...

1:34:34 > 1:34:37I'm supposed to count to three, right?

1:34:37 > 1:34:39You know, I've been rehearsing at home.

1:34:41 > 1:34:42I got to two.

1:34:48 > 1:34:51Didn't you like making love?

1:34:51 > 1:34:53It was OK.

1:34:53 > 1:34:55Come here.

1:35:03 > 1:35:05Come on, little chubby mamasita.

1:35:11 > 1:35:15You know, you could lose these little rolls? You just do a little exercise.

1:35:15 > 1:35:17You'll feel good, you'll look great.

1:35:27 > 1:35:28You know I liked you the way you are.

1:35:30 > 1:35:32Liked?

1:35:34 > 1:35:35I liked.

1:35:50 > 1:35:53I brought you those beautiful flowers.

1:36:06 > 1:36:09- Sleep well.- Good night.

1:36:09 > 1:36:11I'll call you.

1:36:31 > 1:36:33RINGING

1:36:40 > 1:36:43CLAIRE: 'Yes, we all want to make a difference, I suppose.'

1:36:46 > 1:36:50'You ask yourself, what did your love do?'

1:36:52 > 1:36:58'What did it really do to the ones you gave it to?

1:36:58 > 1:37:02'Was it just a lonely dance, temporarily for a meaningless life?'

1:37:05 > 1:37:06Excuse me, Officer, please.

1:37:06 > 1:37:09Oh, it's OK, I saw you. You don't need to hurry.

1:37:09 > 1:37:11- It's fine.- Thank you.

1:37:11 > 1:37:13I wish there were more like you.

1:37:13 > 1:37:14- Thanks.- Have a nice day.

1:37:14 > 1:37:16You too.

1:37:21 > 1:37:23'Life goes on.

1:37:23 > 1:37:25'And it's its beauty, I guess.'

1:37:25 > 1:37:27CAR BEEPS/SHE SCREAMS

1:37:46 > 1:37:50# Did the seasons change while I was sleeping?

1:37:50 > 1:37:53# The weather vane is facing west

1:37:53 > 1:37:56# My thoughts are leaving town

1:37:56 > 1:38:00# The every day sounds of car horns beeping

1:38:00 > 1:38:02# The pavement pounds beneath my feet

1:38:02 > 1:38:05# Feeling I'm wondering round

1:38:05 > 1:38:09# Like Alice I fell through the air

1:38:09 > 1:38:11# But landed both feet on the ground

1:38:11 > 1:38:15# And nobody knows my despair

1:38:15 > 1:38:18# And it's dark outside

1:38:18 > 1:38:21# It was dark outside

1:38:21 > 1:38:24# Love is waiting

1:38:24 > 1:38:27# Love is all around

1:38:27 > 1:38:32# You're the one that I once admired

1:38:32 > 1:38:36# By your beauty I am inspired... #

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