0:00:02 > 0:00:10This programme contains some strong language
0:00:16 > 0:00:19MUSIC: "Hangover Days" by Jason Collett
0:00:31 > 0:00:35# It was in your basement apartment
0:00:35 > 0:00:40# With all of its earth and sea
0:00:40 > 0:00:44# Making love on the carpet
0:00:45 > 0:00:49# Under the light of the TV
0:00:49 > 0:00:53# Outside the sour moon minstrels
0:00:53 > 0:00:57# Shook their dark tambourines
0:00:57 > 0:01:02# The morning came in sinister
0:01:02 > 0:01:06# Well window light menacing
0:01:06 > 0:01:11# With clouds up above
0:01:11 > 0:01:14# And clouds down below
0:01:14 > 0:01:19# Killing time but it won't stand still
0:01:20 > 0:01:24# It won't stand still
0:01:26 > 0:01:30# I told you I'll never make a promise
0:01:30 > 0:01:34- # A promise I can keep... # - Mike! Mike!
0:01:34 > 0:01:38- # I thanked you for being honest... # - I want you to sweep the pool.
0:01:39 > 0:01:42- Why?- Because people want to swim.
0:01:45 > 0:01:50# We try so hard
0:01:50 > 0:01:54# We try so hard
0:01:54 > 0:01:59# We try so hard to love... #
0:02:00 > 0:02:04- How are you feeling today, Ma? - Feeling great, Mike.- Good.
0:02:06 > 0:02:08- Where's Dad? - Crossword.
0:02:11 > 0:02:16- Checking out of 202. - How was your stay, Mr Edmunds?
0:02:16 > 0:02:18- Fine, thanks. - Thank you so much.
0:02:18 > 0:02:23# I threw my heart into the streets
0:02:23 > 0:02:26# With stars up above
0:02:26 > 0:02:31# And stars down below
0:02:31 > 0:02:35# Killing time but it won't stand still
0:02:36 > 0:02:39# It won't stand still
0:02:39 > 0:02:44# We try so hard
0:02:44 > 0:02:48# We try so hard
0:02:48 > 0:02:52# We try so hard to love. #
0:02:59 > 0:03:03- So two nights, preferably upstairs. - Oh, sure.
0:03:05 > 0:03:09- Let's see, smoking or non-smoking? - Non-smoking.
0:03:09 > 0:03:12- Think I'll put you into 203. - OK.
0:03:12 > 0:03:17Nice room. This is our snack-bar, the prices are on the wall.
0:03:22 > 0:03:24Sorry.
0:03:24 > 0:03:27There you go. Thank you.
0:03:28 > 0:03:33Uh-huh. Thank you. Anything else you need, just give me a call.
0:03:33 > 0:03:38- Thank you very much.- Do you need help with your bags?- No, I'm fine.
0:03:43 > 0:03:47110's called twice to complain that 111's making too much noise.
0:03:47 > 0:03:49What kind of noise?
0:03:49 > 0:03:53Not that kind of noise, Mike, now get your mind out of the gutter.
0:03:53 > 0:03:55Apparently 111's got some sort of grinder in there.
0:03:55 > 0:03:59- (LAUGHS) You said to get my mind out of the gutter.- Don't be gross, Mike.
0:04:01 > 0:04:03- Get some sleep, you look tired. - I'm not tired.
0:04:03 > 0:04:07- You look tired. - You're the one who's sick, Ma.
0:04:07 > 0:04:09Oh, that's a nice thing to say.
0:04:09 > 0:04:12- Sorry. Love you. - Love you, too.
0:04:12 > 0:04:15- Good night, Dad. - All right.
0:05:12 > 0:05:14KNOCK AT DOOR
0:05:14 > 0:05:17- Who is it?- Management.
0:05:18 > 0:05:22- What? - Management. Welcome gift.
0:05:31 > 0:05:36- Hi.- Hi.- I have your complimentary bottle... welcome gift.
0:05:37 > 0:05:40Wine. It's on the house.
0:05:41 > 0:05:45I'm uh, oh, Mike. And I am with management.
0:05:45 > 0:05:48- Nice to meet you, Mike. - Oh, it's my pleasure.
0:05:49 > 0:05:54- So, where would you like it? - You know what? I can just take it.
0:05:54 > 0:05:56Oh. OK.
0:05:56 > 0:06:01Do you... Er, I'm sorry. Would you like me to open it for you?
0:06:01 > 0:06:05Yeah, cos sometimes guests don't have screws. Corkscrews.
0:06:06 > 0:06:08Erm...
0:06:09 > 0:06:13- Yeah, OK, sure. Sure. - OK.
0:06:13 > 0:06:15Just put this here.
0:06:16 > 0:06:18Right. Thanks.
0:06:25 > 0:06:28Anything interesting tonight?
0:06:28 > 0:06:31I haven't really been paying attention.
0:06:31 > 0:06:33Yeah, I know the feeling.
0:06:35 > 0:06:38You know, there should be cups in the bathroom.
0:06:54 > 0:06:57Completely sanitary.
0:06:57 > 0:06:59That's good.
0:07:08 > 0:07:10Wine is delicious.
0:07:10 > 0:07:13Oh, man.
0:07:19 > 0:07:22Shall I?
0:07:22 > 0:07:24OK, sure.
0:07:37 > 0:07:43It was a good year. Sometimes guests invite me to join them in a taste.
0:07:43 > 0:07:47- Is that right? - Not always but... often.
0:07:47 > 0:07:49Should be another cup in the bathroom.
0:07:49 > 0:07:53- I actually have to get to work, Mike, so...- What do you do?
0:07:53 > 0:07:58- I sell paintings.- Really? I love paintings. What kind?
0:07:58 > 0:08:00That kind.
0:08:02 > 0:08:05Ohhh. Nice. So that's what you're doing in town.
0:08:05 > 0:08:09Presentations tomorrow and I fly out the next morning.
0:08:09 > 0:08:13- What's the company that you work for?- It's called Corporate Bliss.
0:08:13 > 0:08:18- And where are you guys HQ'd? - Maryland.- Nice.
0:08:18 > 0:08:22Wait. Maryland is for lovers. Bumper sticker.
0:08:22 > 0:08:25It's Virginia, actually. Virginia is for lovers.
0:08:25 > 0:08:27- Maryland is for crabs. - Yeah, you're right.
0:08:27 > 0:08:30- OK, Mike... - OK, I gotta get back to work.
0:08:30 > 0:08:32Oh, solitary, great game.
0:08:32 > 0:08:34OK, I'll be down in the lobby till 11,
0:08:34 > 0:08:38then in my apartment, er, after that.
0:08:38 > 0:08:41- But reachable by front door buzzer from then on.- Thank you.
0:08:41 > 0:08:45- Just in case you need a solitary partner.- OK.- Have a great night.
0:09:07 > 0:09:10..laundry room, then I came down into the lobby,
0:09:10 > 0:09:13and that's when I realised that your establishment
0:09:13 > 0:09:15doesn't have any options for recycling.
0:09:15 > 0:09:19You're absolutely right, we don't. Which I apologise for.
0:09:19 > 0:09:22It's something we're working on. But, as you may know,
0:09:22 > 0:09:26Kingman has been a little slow to fully embrace the recycling issue.
0:09:26 > 0:09:29- It's been voted on to... - What should I do with this bottle?
0:09:29 > 0:09:33- Well, er... - I'm sorry, I don't mean to be rude,
0:09:33 > 0:09:36but this is something that I'm very passionate about.
0:09:36 > 0:09:39- Recycling? - Yes, recycling.
0:09:39 > 0:09:41Let me take it. I'll do it.
0:09:41 > 0:09:45I just... I was going to make a recycling round, anyway, so...
0:09:46 > 0:09:51Well, that's nice of you. This is my son, Michael.
0:09:51 > 0:09:54He's the official night manager.
0:09:55 > 0:09:59Thank you. It's very nice of you.
0:09:59 > 0:10:04You bet. I'll just put it back here with all my other ones.
0:10:04 > 0:10:06I got a pretty good, big pile...
0:10:29 > 0:10:31KNOCK ON DOOR Who is it?
0:10:31 > 0:10:34- Mike. - Oh, God.
0:10:38 > 0:10:41- Champagne.- Why?
0:10:41 > 0:10:44We give it to all our guests who stay for two nights.
0:10:44 > 0:10:47Wow, that's a pretty good deal.
0:10:47 > 0:10:50Did you and your mom come up with that on your own?
0:10:50 > 0:10:52So shall I?
0:10:53 > 0:10:56Why not?
0:11:00 > 0:11:03Reserve one...
0:11:03 > 0:11:07You know the drill. The same place. The cups.
0:11:30 > 0:11:33- CORK POPS Ooh!- Jeez!
0:11:54 > 0:11:57Thank you.
0:11:57 > 0:12:02- Do you make a toast, Mike? - Erm, yeah, sure.
0:12:02 > 0:12:04- You're Sue, right? - Yeah.
0:12:04 > 0:12:07Here's to...
0:12:07 > 0:12:09people being happy!
0:12:15 > 0:12:16Mm.
0:12:18 > 0:12:19Ooh.
0:12:20 > 0:12:22How were your presentations today?
0:12:25 > 0:12:26Average.
0:12:32 > 0:12:35You have a great butt.
0:12:37 > 0:12:40I noticed the moment you checked in and...
0:12:42 > 0:12:45- Thank you. - Hope that isn't too, you know...
0:12:45 > 0:12:49No. I mean, yeah, but...
0:12:49 > 0:12:51Thank you.
0:12:51 > 0:12:54- Do you do this a lot, Mike? - No.
0:12:54 > 0:12:57- Sometimes?- Very rarely.
0:12:57 > 0:12:59- Does it ever work?- Never.
0:12:59 > 0:13:03What... What would constitute having it work?
0:13:05 > 0:13:07- Er...- Us having sex?
0:13:07 > 0:13:11- No, I don't... - You getting to touch my butt?
0:13:13 > 0:13:15That would...
0:13:15 > 0:13:19Yeah, I'd consider that...
0:13:20 > 0:13:24..for the... constitution...
0:13:24 > 0:13:26Hm.
0:13:28 > 0:13:30OK.
0:13:32 > 0:13:34You can touch my butt
0:13:34 > 0:13:36but then you gotta go.
0:13:51 > 0:13:54- OK. - Are you serious?
0:13:54 > 0:13:58Yeah! Touch it and go, Mike! Just touch and go.
0:14:21 > 0:14:24- You're from Maryland?- Yeah.
0:14:24 > 0:14:27- Where about? - Columbia. What about you?
0:14:27 > 0:14:29- Here. Kingman.- Mm.
0:14:31 > 0:14:33It's very warm.
0:14:36 > 0:14:40- OK, Mike. I got an early plane to catch tomorrow.- Yeah, me too.
0:14:40 > 0:14:43- OK.- Bye-bye now. - Yep. Bye.
0:15:13 > 0:15:15Mom? Hi, it's me.
0:15:15 > 0:15:19I'm just checking in. I am in Kingman, Arizona.
0:15:22 > 0:15:26OK, well, that's it. I love you and, erm...and I miss you. OK.
0:15:54 > 0:15:57- Hi, Sue.- Hi.
0:16:00 > 0:16:03I was wondering if...
0:16:03 > 0:16:07..I could snag your cellphone number or your email before you left?
0:16:07 > 0:16:11- I don't think so, Mike. - Why not?
0:16:11 > 0:16:14Er... Not my style.
0:16:14 > 0:16:16But... We...
0:16:16 > 0:16:20Y'know, I touched your butt.
0:16:20 > 0:16:23I know. And it was nice.
0:16:24 > 0:16:27I just think that's all she wrote.
0:18:06 > 0:18:10- Mike, are those high tops?- Yeah. - You're not gonna get those off.
0:18:17 > 0:18:19- No!- What? - Not underneath.
0:18:44 > 0:18:47- Hi. - Hi.
0:18:48 > 0:18:54- You all checked out?- Yeah, I did it with your wife...earlier.
0:18:57 > 0:18:59Shoot.
0:19:03 > 0:19:06Hey, Dad. Oh! Come back and see us some time.
0:19:06 > 0:19:09Mm-hm, yeah. Well, you know, it all depends on work.
0:19:12 > 0:19:14ENGINE STARTS
0:19:21 > 0:19:25TYRES SCREECH
0:19:30 > 0:19:33What was that all about?
0:19:33 > 0:19:35She sells motel paintings.
0:19:45 > 0:19:48Mike! The heat's out in 118!
0:19:50 > 0:19:53# Well, I never been to Spain
0:19:56 > 0:19:59# But I kinda like the music
0:20:01 > 0:20:04# See, the ladies are insane there
0:20:06 > 0:20:09# And they sure know how to use it
0:20:12 > 0:20:15# They don't abuse it
0:20:15 > 0:20:17# Never gonna lose it... #
0:20:17 > 0:20:20- "Thank you for calling Last Minute Flights."- I'd like to book...
0:20:20 > 0:20:22- "Your call is important..."- Fuck!
0:20:22 > 0:20:26# Well, I never been to England
0:20:27 > 0:20:29# But I kinda like the Beatles...
0:20:29 > 0:20:31'Please continue to hold...'
0:20:31 > 0:20:33Come on, Mike, now or never.
0:20:33 > 0:20:35# I headed for Las Vegas...
0:20:35 > 0:20:36I'm gonna do it!
0:20:36 > 0:20:40'Hello, Last Minute Flights. How may I assist you?'
0:20:40 > 0:20:45Hi! Yeah! I'd like to book a one-way cash ticket for as fast as possible
0:20:45 > 0:20:47from Phoenix to Baltimore! Got it?
0:20:53 > 0:20:57# Well, I never been to heaven
0:20:59 > 0:21:02# But I've been to Oklahoma
0:21:03 > 0:21:06# Oh, they tell me I was born there
0:21:09 > 0:21:12# But I really don't remember
0:21:15 > 0:21:20# In Oklahoma or Arizona
0:21:20 > 0:21:22# What does it matter?
0:21:22 > 0:21:25# What does it matter? #
0:21:34 > 0:21:38- Hi. I'm here to see Sue Claussen. - Mm-hm. Is she expecting you?
0:21:38 > 0:21:42- Erm, yeah, I left a couple of messages.- Messages regarding...?
0:21:42 > 0:21:46Regarding Sue. Telling her I was in town. I'm an old friend.
0:21:46 > 0:21:50I see. OK.
0:21:50 > 0:21:52(SIGHS)
0:21:56 > 0:21:59Sue! Hi!
0:22:01 > 0:22:05- What are you doing here? - I was wondering if we could talk.
0:22:05 > 0:22:11- Why are you here?- I called twice. Did you get the messages?
0:22:11 > 0:22:14You know what, guys, I'm sorry, why don't you go on ahead?
0:22:14 > 0:22:17- Are you sure, Sue? - Yeah, no, I'm good, go. Good.
0:22:23 > 0:22:26- Can I talk to you for a second? - Yeah.
0:22:27 > 0:22:30- This is completely inappropriate. - Erm...
0:22:30 > 0:22:35- This is like a violation.- I wasn't trying to violate...- Well, you did.
0:22:35 > 0:22:40You are. You are violating my personal space, you are violating my personal life. I can't do this.
0:22:40 > 0:22:44- I have to be somewhere. I'm late. - It's five. What are you late for?
0:22:44 > 0:22:48- I have an event.- You have an event? What kind of an event?
0:22:48 > 0:22:53- I'm not gonna tell you. - Can I come?
0:22:58 > 0:23:00Here. Pass it. Pass it!
0:23:02 > 0:23:03Whoo!
0:23:03 > 0:23:06Hey, Sue!
0:23:10 > 0:23:12Oh!
0:23:16 > 0:23:18- LAUGHTER - That's good.
0:23:29 > 0:23:32- Here. Come on, you need it. - SIGHS
0:23:33 > 0:23:37- You do this every week? - Yeah.
0:23:37 > 0:23:39You're really good.
0:23:43 > 0:23:46- You can't stay, Mike. - Why not?
0:23:46 > 0:23:48Cos it's insane.
0:23:48 > 0:23:52I let you touch my butt and then you fly all the way across the country.
0:23:52 > 0:23:55Well, it was much more than a butt touch.
0:23:59 > 0:24:03Still, you can't stay. I've got a lot I gotta do.
0:24:03 > 0:24:06- Well, how much stuff can you do in one night?- A lot.
0:24:06 > 0:24:10Like what? You go out with friends or...?
0:24:12 > 0:24:17You see that girl over there? She works for Burger King.
0:24:17 > 0:24:22She gives me vouchers every week and I pass them out. That's what I do.
0:24:28 > 0:24:33Hey, I just wanna let you know,
0:24:33 > 0:24:38if you want me to leave tomorrow, I will, I promise.
0:24:40 > 0:24:43- Hey, guys! - Sue's here.
0:24:43 > 0:24:47OK. Whopper.
0:24:48 > 0:24:51Whopper. Whopper.
0:24:51 > 0:24:53Whopper. Whopper.
0:24:53 > 0:24:56OK, Chicken Tenders.
0:24:56 > 0:24:59Chicken Tender. Careful.
0:24:59 > 0:25:02Easy, easy, easy. Easy. Here you go, Chicken Tender.
0:25:02 > 0:25:06OK, er, BK veggie burger.
0:25:06 > 0:25:09- (SIGHS) - Fuck that, Sue.
0:25:10 > 0:25:12Come on, it's supposed to be delicious.
0:25:12 > 0:25:17Come on guys, it's got soy in it, it's really good.
0:25:17 > 0:25:19- Fine. I'll take one. - Good.
0:25:19 > 0:25:23All right, hey, who wants a Powerade? All right.
0:25:23 > 0:25:25You got one there, buddy?
0:25:28 > 0:25:31- This is nice. - Thanks. I've been here two years.
0:25:37 > 0:25:41- Compact fluorescents. - Oh. Bummer.
0:25:45 > 0:25:47So I think I'm gonna go to sleep.
0:25:47 > 0:25:50Do you want me to touch your butt first?
0:25:52 > 0:25:56No. I only do that when I'm travelling.
0:25:57 > 0:25:58Right.
0:26:00 > 0:26:04So do you... Are you alone here in Maryland
0:26:04 > 0:26:06or do you have relatives around or...?
0:26:06 > 0:26:11My mom, she's over in Laurel. That... Her name is Mary.
0:26:11 > 0:26:16- What does she do? - She sells insurance to deaf people.
0:26:16 > 0:26:19Oh. Nice sweatsuit.
0:26:19 > 0:26:20Hm.
0:26:22 > 0:26:26Y'know, I don't want you to take this the wrong way
0:26:26 > 0:26:29but I think we probably shouldn't sleep in the same bed.
0:26:29 > 0:26:31It's a good call.
0:27:42 > 0:27:45So is your return ticket all set?
0:27:48 > 0:27:52- I actually don't have one. - You don't have a return ticket?
0:27:52 > 0:27:54- No, I bought a one-way.- Why?
0:27:54 > 0:27:57- Erm...- That's completely unacceptable, Mike.
0:27:57 > 0:27:59- I know. - You need to buy one.
0:27:59 > 0:28:02I know, I'm sorry. I didn't have enough money.
0:28:02 > 0:28:06- What? - I only had enough for a one-way.
0:28:06 > 0:28:10And I thought... I thought, "I'm just gonna go for it."
0:28:10 > 0:28:14- With me? - Yes. It was a far-flung notion.
0:28:14 > 0:28:17- It was a fucking stupid notion. - I guess.
0:28:17 > 0:28:20- I'll lend you the money. - You don't have to do that!
0:28:20 > 0:28:23- Well, I'm going to. - OK, hey, would you first consider
0:28:23 > 0:28:26taking the morning off from work?
0:28:26 > 0:28:29- No. - We can hang out and then I'll leave.
0:28:29 > 0:28:31If I don't, you can mace me.
0:28:31 > 0:28:35- You're insane.- We could go to the zoo, that'd be fun.
0:28:35 > 0:28:39- Mike, zoos suck. - OK, then we'll do something else.
0:28:39 > 0:28:42Come on, take a day off from work. You look like you could use it.
0:28:45 > 0:28:47I do?
0:28:48 > 0:28:50- Hey!- All right.
0:28:53 > 0:28:55- Agh!- Hey, hey!
0:28:56 > 0:29:01Bump something! Over there. Fucking bump those people!
0:29:01 > 0:29:05- Come on!- Not too hard, OK?
0:29:06 > 0:29:08Oh, man!
0:29:12 > 0:29:16- You shouldn't smoke. - I'm done. Forever. I'm serious.
0:29:16 > 0:29:20No, you don't... Hey! You don't have to do that.
0:29:20 > 0:29:24I know, but I am, I'm done. It's time.
0:29:25 > 0:29:30Let me see if I understand something. Do you think that you like me, Mike?
0:29:30 > 0:29:32- Yes.- Why?
0:29:33 > 0:29:35Cos you have style.
0:29:35 > 0:29:38- No, I don't. - Yeah, you do.- No, no. I don't.
0:29:38 > 0:29:43Yeah. You give away 30% of your income.
0:29:44 > 0:29:48- You would too if you made...more. - No, I wouldn't.
0:29:49 > 0:29:51You're also incredibly sweet.
0:29:54 > 0:29:57Well, beneath...
0:29:59 > 0:30:01Beneath what?
0:30:02 > 0:30:05Beneath the part of you that's not.
0:30:09 > 0:30:11You better get your bus.
0:30:18 > 0:30:22- I'll pay you back for the ticket. - Don't worry about it.
0:30:24 > 0:30:27So, will I ever see you again?
0:30:27 > 0:30:31That wouldn't be good for you, Mike. I'm not good with people.
0:30:31 > 0:30:34- No, that's not true. - Yeah, y'know, it is.- No, it's not.
0:30:34 > 0:30:37What about those homeless guys? They love you.
0:30:38 > 0:30:40What about the soccer gals?
0:30:44 > 0:30:45What about me?
0:31:02 > 0:31:04OK, buddy, all aboard.
0:31:07 > 0:31:10I think, Mike, you'd better go on the bus.
0:31:56 > 0:31:59Hey Sue, it's Mike. Calling, again, I'm trying not to call too much
0:31:59 > 0:32:03but I just wanted to make sure that you got the poem I sent last week.
0:32:03 > 0:32:06You know, the sort of elongated haiku thing.
0:32:06 > 0:32:10Erm, anyway, you know my home number and, of course, the front desk.
0:32:10 > 0:32:13But seriously, you should call cos I'm definitely around.
0:32:13 > 0:32:16Anyway, talk to you later, I hope. Bye.
0:32:23 > 0:32:27# More than begin but less than forget
0:32:27 > 0:32:31# But spirits born from the not happened yet
0:32:31 > 0:32:35# Gathering there to pay off a debt
0:32:35 > 0:32:37# Brought back from the wars
0:32:39 > 0:32:42# We thought we lost you
0:32:43 > 0:32:45# We thought we lost you
0:32:47 > 0:32:49# We thought we lost you
0:32:51 > 0:32:53# Welcome back. #
0:33:03 > 0:33:05I thought you were gonna quit smoking?
0:33:11 > 0:33:12I just did.
0:33:17 > 0:33:18What are you doing here?
0:33:18 > 0:33:20Work.
0:33:23 > 0:33:25Hey, did you get my haiku?
0:33:25 > 0:33:27The elongated one?
0:33:27 > 0:33:29Yeah.
0:33:30 > 0:33:34Yeah. It was nice.
0:33:36 > 0:33:39So you're just, er, passing through?
0:33:39 > 0:33:42Yeah, I fly out from Phoenix tomorrow.
0:33:42 > 0:33:46- Oh. Here, I'll take that. - Oh, thank you.
0:33:46 > 0:33:51So, this must be a really good region for corporate art sales?
0:33:51 > 0:33:55- Yes, it is.- Good.
0:33:57 > 0:34:01Hey, I'm supposed to go to this yoga class thing later.
0:34:03 > 0:34:06Would you like to come with me?
0:34:07 > 0:34:10# It will all come back... #
0:34:26 > 0:34:30- Do you have a boyfriend, Sue?- No.
0:34:30 > 0:34:34- Did you, recently?- Yes.
0:34:34 > 0:34:38- What was his name?- Jango.
0:34:40 > 0:34:43- He was an ex-punk. - Ex... Like an ex-punk?
0:34:43 > 0:34:45Ex-rock-punk.
0:34:45 > 0:34:48We broke up when he moved away.
0:34:48 > 0:34:52- Why did he leave? - To open the Pacific northwest branch
0:34:52 > 0:34:55of his organic yoghurt company.
0:34:55 > 0:34:58- He's the president. - Here you go.- Thank you.
0:34:58 > 0:35:00Thanks.
0:35:01 > 0:35:05- So how is your job these days? - It's OK.
0:35:05 > 0:35:09- But it's not your fantasy job. - I don't really do fantasy, Mike.
0:35:09 > 0:35:14- If you could close your eyes and pick anything, what'd it be?- Er...
0:35:14 > 0:35:18- But you gotta close your eyes otherwise it's not gonna work.- OK.
0:35:21 > 0:35:25To run a full service state-of-the-art soup kitchen.
0:35:25 > 0:35:28- Wow. - Multiple housing units upstairs,
0:35:28 > 0:35:32recreational facilities in the basement,
0:35:32 > 0:35:34job outreach. Midnight basketball.
0:35:34 > 0:35:39- Really good soup?- Always. Excellent soup, first and foremost.
0:35:40 > 0:35:42What about kids? Do you wanna have kids?
0:35:44 > 0:35:47You know what was really great about that yoga class?
0:35:47 > 0:35:50It was the breathing stuff.
0:35:52 > 0:35:54- I don't do that.- Breathe?
0:35:54 > 0:35:58There are days where I have to instruct my heart
0:35:58 > 0:36:02to request additional air.
0:36:04 > 0:36:07And I have to tell myself,
0:36:07 > 0:36:10"Breathe, Sue."
0:36:10 > 0:36:12"Just keep breathing."
0:36:14 > 0:36:16Yes, I want kids.
0:36:16 > 0:36:18Were you not sure when I asked?
0:36:20 > 0:36:26I just don't think that I've ever been asked...that way...before.
0:36:30 > 0:36:35Can I ask one more question? Then I'm done, I swear.
0:36:37 > 0:36:39Will you come visit my mom with me on the way home?
0:36:39 > 0:36:44She's sick and I promised I'd stop by.
0:36:45 > 0:36:49Here, these are for you. There was a flower show downtown.
0:36:49 > 0:36:51That's nice of you.
0:36:54 > 0:36:58Hey Ma, Sue flew in from Baltimore just this morning.
0:36:58 > 0:37:02- What do you do, Sue? - I sell corporate decorative art.
0:37:03 > 0:37:07- I've met you before.- Yeah, you know, she stayed at the motel, Ma.
0:37:07 > 0:37:10- That's how we met. - And where are you from originally?
0:37:10 > 0:37:13Er, I'm from Columbia. Maryland.
0:37:13 > 0:37:19- Do you come from a good family? - Er, no, not really.
0:37:19 > 0:37:23Is there something specifically wrong with your family?
0:37:23 > 0:37:28Er, well, my father lives on an ashram in northern California.
0:37:28 > 0:37:32Pretty much sums up everything... about him.
0:37:32 > 0:37:35He once forgot to pick me up from gymnastics.
0:37:35 > 0:37:38- For an entire night. - That's quite a lot of somersaults.
0:37:41 > 0:37:45I didn't care. I didn't. It really just explains more about him
0:37:45 > 0:37:48than, erm, it does me.
0:37:50 > 0:37:54- Could you hand me those pills, Mike? - Which ones?
0:37:54 > 0:37:56The ones on the left there.
0:38:04 > 0:38:06Can I talk to my son in private for a moment?
0:38:06 > 0:38:09Yeah. Did I say something wrong?
0:38:09 > 0:38:14Not at all. I'll just be a moment.
0:38:15 > 0:38:17OK.
0:38:24 > 0:38:26- I like her.- Really?
0:38:26 > 0:38:29She's a bit of a long shot.
0:38:29 > 0:38:32But she's logical,
0:38:32 > 0:38:36in an emotionally annihilated kind of way.
0:38:36 > 0:38:41But that's OK. Underneath there is a heart of...
0:38:41 > 0:38:43- Gold?- No, I wouldn't say gold.
0:38:43 > 0:38:47Maybe made of...leather.
0:38:49 > 0:38:51But, if it works out,
0:38:51 > 0:38:53she'll be good for you when I'm gone.
0:38:53 > 0:38:56Needless to say, what would make me happy
0:38:56 > 0:39:00is for you to find something for yourself before my check-out time.
0:39:00 > 0:39:05Just so I know it's not you and your father alone here,
0:39:05 > 0:39:07walking around like robots.
0:39:07 > 0:39:10- Ma, dad's not a robot.- He is.
0:39:10 > 0:39:13But I was mostly talking about you.
0:39:15 > 0:39:18Unless you find a way out.
0:39:18 > 0:39:22- Of what? - Of whatever it is you're stuck in.
0:39:25 > 0:39:27You get it from your father.
0:39:28 > 0:39:30He came back from the war stuck.
0:39:31 > 0:39:34Been talking about joining the gym ever since.
0:39:36 > 0:39:38(LAUGHS) Never has.
0:39:38 > 0:39:41But that doesn't have to be you.
0:39:53 > 0:39:56- Are you OK?- Yeah. Are you?
0:39:56 > 0:39:58Yeah.
0:39:59 > 0:40:02- She liked you.- No, she didn't.
0:40:02 > 0:40:05Yeah, she did. She told me.
0:40:19 > 0:40:20What took you so long?
0:40:24 > 0:40:27Dad, do you remember Sue?
0:40:30 > 0:40:32There's a toilet overflow in 110.
0:40:32 > 0:40:36- OK.- Gotta get home to your mom.
0:41:12 > 0:41:18- Are you really leaving?- I have to. - You can't do one more night? Just...
0:41:18 > 0:41:21- I have meetings this afternoon in Seattle.- Call them off
0:41:21 > 0:41:25- and just stay for a while. - It's my job.- I know.
0:41:25 > 0:41:29- But you could get a job around here. - Where, Szechuan House?
0:41:29 > 0:41:31No.
0:41:31 > 0:41:35- I'm just saying that...- No, Mike...
0:41:36 > 0:41:38I don't know how to say this.
0:41:41 > 0:41:44This isn't gonna work.
0:41:44 > 0:41:49- I mean, I'll stop by when I pass through.- Come on, what do you mean?
0:41:51 > 0:41:54I can't move from Baltimore
0:41:54 > 0:41:57to live in a corner double room of your parents' motel.
0:41:59 > 0:42:02I mean...
0:42:04 > 0:42:06Be serious.
0:42:10 > 0:42:11I'm sorry.
0:42:13 > 0:42:17- I'll stay in better touch this time. - Yeah, whatever you say.
0:42:51 > 0:42:55So this is where she wanted?
0:42:55 > 0:42:57This used to be all scrub.
0:42:58 > 0:43:02She'd be cringing right now if she knew they'd be building here.
0:43:02 > 0:43:04But...
0:43:06 > 0:43:08..I promised her I'd do it.
0:43:12 > 0:43:14Yeah, it's still nice.
0:43:17 > 0:43:20I meant to give this to you earlier.
0:43:20 > 0:43:23It's your mom's favourite piece of jewellery.
0:43:23 > 0:43:25As you know, she was a necklace woman.
0:43:25 > 0:43:28She thought you should have it.
0:43:28 > 0:43:31Don't know why. Wouldn't want you to start wearing it,
0:43:31 > 0:43:37- but maybe you can find some use for it. Something.- Thanks, Dad.
0:43:37 > 0:43:40Also I had some guy call me.
0:43:40 > 0:43:42Wanted to buy the motel.
0:43:43 > 0:43:47- Are you gonna do it?- I doubt it. May as well keep running it.
0:43:49 > 0:43:53But you can do what you want, Mike. You know, if you wanna leave...
0:45:17 > 0:45:21- This ain't a half bad hunk of junk. - Yeah, it was my mother's.
0:45:21 > 0:45:24Oh, God, let's not go down the sentimental road.
0:45:24 > 0:45:28- I'm just saying...- I know. And I know you're gonna start crying.
0:45:28 > 0:45:32- What? No, I'm not.- How long have you been in the pawn business?
0:45:32 > 0:45:35- The porn business? - No, pawn business, goddammit.
0:45:35 > 0:45:39- How long you been in the pawn business?- Oh. No, I've never...
0:45:39 > 0:45:43No, exactly. So when someone says he ain't gonna start crying
0:45:43 > 0:45:48that's a sure as shit sign they gonna start blubbering like a calf.
0:45:53 > 0:45:59- Oh. See what I mean? - Just how much...for the necklace?
0:46:03 > 0:46:07- I'll give you 300.- OK!
0:46:13 > 0:46:16- Oh.- Hi.- Hi.
0:46:16 > 0:46:20- I'm here to see Sue, please. - Sue no longer works here.
0:46:20 > 0:46:24- I'm sorry? - She moved to Washington.
0:46:24 > 0:46:27- DC?- State.
0:46:27 > 0:46:30Her old boyfriend convinced her to move to Aberdeen.
0:46:30 > 0:46:32Came with flowers, first-class flights.
0:46:32 > 0:46:35Very Officer and a Gentleman.
0:46:35 > 0:46:39# We hit the numbers we broke
0:46:39 > 0:46:43# Broken and changed them Changed as we spoke
0:46:44 > 0:46:47# We knew that we would always be down
0:46:47 > 0:46:50- (SCREAMS) - # Hitting the numbers
0:46:50 > 0:46:53# Spun way round
0:46:55 > 0:46:58# And somebody beside you
0:46:58 > 0:47:00# Slipped your head inside the crown
0:47:02 > 0:47:05# The princes of the paupers
0:47:05 > 0:47:07# And all the old showstoppers
0:47:07 > 0:47:10# Till this moment's still unknown #
0:47:28 > 0:47:31SPEAKS OWN LANGUAGE
0:47:31 > 0:47:36Er... number eight.
0:47:36 > 0:47:38- SPEAKS OWN LANGUAGE - Eight?
0:47:38 > 0:47:40SPEAKS OWN LANGUAGE
0:47:42 > 0:47:45Dude, I'm just messing with you!
0:47:45 > 0:47:49- You're new in town, right? - Oh. Yeah.
0:47:50 > 0:47:52You looking for a job?
0:47:54 > 0:47:57- Yeah.- You, er...
0:47:59 > 0:48:02You want to work here?
0:48:03 > 0:48:06- Seriously? - Why the fuck wouldn't I be serious?
0:48:07 > 0:48:11- Al.- Mike.- Mike, it is nice to meet you.- Yeah, you too.
0:48:11 > 0:48:15- Dude, you stink.- I do?- Big time.
0:48:15 > 0:48:18You can't work here if you stink. It's my parents' place.
0:48:18 > 0:48:22- They're old school. They really hate stinky people.- OK.- So go home,
0:48:22 > 0:48:26take a shower, please, come back and I will get you the job.
0:48:27 > 0:48:32- I don't really have a home. - Really?
0:48:32 > 0:48:34All right, he also needs a place to live
0:48:34 > 0:48:38so I was thinking that maybe we could let him stay in the basement
0:48:38 > 0:48:40and deduct some rent from his pay?
0:48:41 > 0:48:45SPEAKS OWN LANGUAGE
0:48:47 > 0:48:48Great.
0:48:52 > 0:48:55Hey, thanks a lot for helping me out, it really means a lot.
0:48:55 > 0:48:58Dude, no problem, man.
0:48:58 > 0:49:01I've been trying to get my folks to hire someone American
0:49:01 > 0:49:04cos we catch less bigot bullshit. And I hate working the mornings.
0:49:04 > 0:49:08- Why?- Because I smoke a lot of pot and I like sleeping in.
0:49:08 > 0:49:12- Oh, that's cool.- So why did you come to Aberdeen, Mike?
0:49:12 > 0:49:15This girl that I'm in love with,
0:49:15 > 0:49:17she moved here to be with her ex-boyfriend.
0:49:19 > 0:49:22- Oh, that sucks, man. - Yeah.
0:49:22 > 0:49:25Yeah, especially considering the guy is a punk.
0:49:25 > 0:49:30- Like a punk-punk? - Ex-punk, I think he's older now.
0:49:33 > 0:49:35- Does he train dogs?- I dunno.
0:49:35 > 0:49:37Is his name, like, Jango?
0:49:39 > 0:49:42- Yeah, I think it is!- I have totally heard of this dude, Mike.
0:49:42 > 0:49:45- Is he a punk?- No, he's an ex-punk!
0:49:45 > 0:49:50So, the thing with this guy is, he's also, like, a yoghurt magnate.
0:49:50 > 0:49:52Totally huge in the yoghurt business,
0:49:52 > 0:49:54like a yoghurt fucking mogul.
0:49:54 > 0:49:57You see those kennels over there? That's where he keeps the dogs.
0:49:57 > 0:50:00- DOGS BARK - Dammit!- What?
0:50:00 > 0:50:04- This guy... This guy is like a total stud.- What do you mean?
0:50:04 > 0:50:08I'm not a sexual superman. This guy...
0:50:08 > 0:50:12- I mean... - No dude, you're probably fine.
0:50:12 > 0:50:15- You're just saying that.- True, but do you want me to say you're right?
0:50:15 > 0:50:20- No, but...- OK, look. Chicks these days don't want sexual supermen, OK?
0:50:20 > 0:50:23They want hard workers. Guys who hustle.
0:50:23 > 0:50:25And you look like a hustler, Mike.
0:50:25 > 0:50:28I mean, you came all the way out to Aberdeen, dude.
0:50:28 > 0:50:31That's got to count for something, right? Yeah.
0:50:31 > 0:50:34This guy's got shrubbery shaped like pit bulls.
0:50:34 > 0:50:36CAR APPROACHES
0:50:40 > 0:50:43DOGS BARK
0:51:13 > 0:51:16Dude, I think I got an idea for how you can get your girl back.
0:51:16 > 0:51:19- Really? - See that dude sitting over there?
0:51:19 > 0:51:23He runs a flight school in Olympia. You should talk to him, Mike.
0:51:30 > 0:51:34OK, Mike, what I need now is for you to free your mind!
0:51:34 > 0:51:39So let us have a spiritually fulfilling religious fucking moment!
0:51:39 > 0:51:42I'm pretty sure I can do it, Stan!
0:51:42 > 0:51:45That's the Michael I've come to know in the last eight hours!
0:51:45 > 0:51:47- That's the Mike! - Uh!
0:51:49 > 0:51:51Come on now!
0:52:00 > 0:52:03- Three, two, one! - Wait! Wait, Stan!
0:52:03 > 0:52:09# I feel like making love
0:52:09 > 0:52:12# I feel like making love
0:52:14 > 0:52:19- # I feel making love - You're on your ooooooown!
0:52:20 > 0:52:22# I feel like making love
0:52:25 > 0:52:29# I feel like making love to you
0:52:29 > 0:52:34Yeahhhhhh! Hoooo!
0:52:34 > 0:52:36Yeahhhhh!
0:52:44 > 0:52:46Suuuuue!
0:52:46 > 0:52:50(SCREAMS) Jesus! Oh, my God!
0:52:50 > 0:52:52Jango! Jango!
0:52:52 > 0:52:57Jango! Oh, my God! Who is that?
0:52:57 > 0:53:00- It's me, Mike!- Mike?- (COUGHS)
0:53:00 > 0:53:05- Sue!- What are you doing? Mike, come here.
0:53:05 > 0:53:08GUNSHOTS POP Agh! Jango, enough with the shooting!
0:53:08 > 0:53:11- What the fuck's going on! - Come here. Mike, come here.
0:53:11 > 0:53:16Jango, stop shooting people! Stop it! Come here to me.
0:53:16 > 0:53:19Follow the noise. Right here. Ow! Stop it!
0:53:19 > 0:53:23Come on. There you go. Here, I got you, I got you, I got you.
0:53:23 > 0:53:28- Why? Oh, my God, are you OK? - Step away. Sue.
0:53:28 > 0:53:32- Jango, give me the gun, give me the damn gun.- I think I'm dying.
0:53:32 > 0:53:34- It's just BBs. - No, I really think I'm dying.
0:53:34 > 0:53:36- Oh, my God! - Move back, Sue. Clear.
0:53:36 > 0:53:39- (SCREAMS) - Jango, what are you doing?- CPR!
0:53:39 > 0:53:42Oh, my God, I'm calling an ambulance!
0:53:42 > 0:53:46OK. Well, that just looks like you're kissing him, Jango!
0:54:00 > 0:54:02Hi.
0:54:02 > 0:54:04Hi.
0:54:06 > 0:54:10- Where am I? - The Aberdeen Medical Center.
0:54:13 > 0:54:17- Did, er... Did... - Yeah, Jango shot you.
0:54:17 > 0:54:19Which caused you to go into shock.
0:54:22 > 0:54:23Mike, why?
0:54:25 > 0:54:27Why did you come out here?
0:54:29 > 0:54:31Because I love you.
0:54:35 > 0:54:38Do I have BB holes in my neck?
0:54:38 > 0:54:41- Yeah.- They hurt.- I can imagine.
0:54:43 > 0:54:45I thought it was over with that guy.
0:54:47 > 0:54:48He's good to me, Mike.
0:54:48 > 0:54:51He put me in charge of his company's non-profit yoghurt fund
0:54:51 > 0:54:55which allows me to do a lot of good things for a lot of people.
0:54:55 > 0:54:57He also feels horrible for shooting you
0:54:57 > 0:55:00and he'd like to have you over for dinner.
0:55:00 > 0:55:03Ohh, that's nice.
0:55:05 > 0:55:07Hey, so who's this guy?
0:55:09 > 0:55:13That is me and Joe Strummer
0:55:13 > 0:55:17in the summer of '79 at the 100 Club in London.
0:55:17 > 0:55:22- Who's Joe Strummer?- Joe Strummer most likely made love to your mother
0:55:22 > 0:55:23and then wrote a song about it.
0:55:23 > 0:55:26Here's the two of us throwing up together CBGB's.
0:55:26 > 0:55:29Hey, who is that?
0:55:29 > 0:55:32Ah, that's me and Ed McMahon.
0:55:32 > 0:55:34Ed Mc-Wild-Mahon.
0:55:34 > 0:55:37Now he's a true punk.
0:55:37 > 0:55:42Basically, for me, dog work is a thrill,
0:55:42 > 0:55:44an adrenaline rush, if you will,
0:55:44 > 0:55:47that's otherwise hard for me to replicate in the world of yoghurt.
0:55:47 > 0:55:52- Especially now you're not a punk. - I'll always be a punk in here, Al.
0:55:52 > 0:55:57Make no mistake. But there's less need for me to call myself a punk
0:55:57 > 0:56:01in a world where very notion of punkdom has been commodified
0:56:01 > 0:56:04- for the mass market.- OK.
0:56:04 > 0:56:08- How do you like your marsala? - It's really good.- Yeah?
0:56:08 > 0:56:12- Oh, you're not gonna eat any? - Oh, I liquefied it.
0:56:12 > 0:56:16Listen, I would just like to formally and quite sincerely
0:56:16 > 0:56:21apologise to you for the BB gun incident. I lost my cool.
0:56:21 > 0:56:24I was scared, for Sue. Scared for the dogs.
0:56:24 > 0:56:27Scared for the general wellbeing of the pool.
0:56:27 > 0:56:31So I just wanna say that I'm sorry, m... m...
0:56:31 > 0:56:36- Mike. - ..my friend. I blundered.
0:56:36 > 0:56:40- Yeah, it's all right. - Yeah, so that's... behind us!
0:56:40 > 0:56:44And Sue tells me that you're a painter?
0:56:44 > 0:56:49CLEARS THROAT Yeah, very, very talented painter.
0:56:49 > 0:56:53When did you have the opportunity to become acquainted with his work?
0:56:53 > 0:56:58That was... It was my last business trip for, er, Corporate Bliss.
0:56:58 > 0:57:03Mm-hm. And you saw her and thought,
0:57:03 > 0:57:07"Great opportunity to promote my art,"
0:57:07 > 0:57:10or you thought, "beautiful woman"?
0:57:11 > 0:57:14The first part. Erm, the art one.
0:57:14 > 0:57:20So you're the guy who paints foxes and hounds for corporate art?
0:57:20 > 0:57:23- Yeah.- OK, cos I got something to say about that.
0:57:23 > 0:57:28You take a Rottweiler, no, let's say a Malinois
0:57:28 > 0:57:32chasing a fox, you got a seriously new dynamic on your hands,
0:57:32 > 0:57:37because a Malinois on a fox's ass, that would be a trip.
0:57:37 > 0:57:42Because a Malinois is gonna turn that little fox into fox meat
0:57:42 > 0:57:45inside of 23 seconds, you know what I'm saying?
0:57:45 > 0:57:49- So I'd just like to lobby for that a little bit.- OK.
0:57:49 > 0:57:52- That was really great chicken, Jango. - I love that fucking chicken.
0:57:52 > 0:57:56You had a better chicken than that, you'd have to be a rooster.
0:57:56 > 0:57:59BOTH LAUGH
0:58:00 > 0:58:03Speaking of, who's up for some dessert?
0:58:03 > 0:58:07- Oh!- I got a new flavour I wanna try out on you guys.
0:58:07 > 0:58:09Henry Rollins' chicken-wing crunch.
0:58:12 > 0:58:16Hey, Sue, Mike and I are gonna go to the Cowboy Club after this
0:58:16 > 0:58:20and if you want to join us, y'know, they got great dancing.
0:58:20 > 0:58:21I'll think about it.
0:58:29 > 0:58:31What I'm trying to say is that China
0:58:31 > 0:58:34is not only gonna kick America's economic butt,
0:58:34 > 0:58:39but it's gonna invade your whole country. I'm talking about you guys getting a whole new flag.
0:58:39 > 0:58:43You need to reorient the way you think about Asians,
0:58:43 > 0:58:46because we will blow your mind with our uniqueness and inner beauty.
0:58:46 > 0:58:49- You think she's hot? - Yeah, sorta.
0:58:49 > 0:58:52- Hi, guys.- Yes!
0:58:52 > 0:58:55- Sue. Hi.- Hi, Mike.
0:58:58 > 0:59:03- You didn't bring Jango, did you? - No, no, he got kind of drunk
0:59:03 > 0:59:06so I just told him that I had an errand.
0:59:08 > 0:59:11- Hey, you wanna dance with us, Sue? - No.
0:59:11 > 0:59:14- Come on, I know you got a move. - I don't have a move.
0:59:14 > 0:59:18- Everybody's got a move. Show her your move.- I don't have a move.
0:59:18 > 0:59:21- Don't you think Mike's got moves? - I bet you have a move.
0:59:21 > 0:59:25- Come on, let's bust a move! - Come on.- Go on.
0:59:26 > 0:59:30# I put on lipstick, paint and powder
0:59:32 > 0:59:35# When I do, it's all you see
0:59:37 > 0:59:41# Giving someone what they wanted
0:59:43 > 0:59:46# Wasn't all I thought it'd be
0:59:48 > 0:59:52# Don't make it better, make it over
0:59:53 > 0:59:56# Make it new or make it done
0:59:58 > 1:00:02# I guess I'll be all right without you
1:00:04 > 1:00:07# The world looks better when you're gone
1:00:07 > 1:00:10# Here's me walking out the back door... #
1:00:12 > 1:00:16Hey, did you hear? Aberdeen is building
1:00:16 > 1:00:19the biggest bio-diesel fuel plant in the country.
1:00:19 > 1:00:22- Whatever you say, Mike.- No, we should find a way to get in on that.
1:00:22 > 1:00:24Yeah.
1:00:29 > 1:00:31Hey, Jango.
1:00:31 > 1:00:34- You know why I'll always be a punk, Matt?- Mike.
1:00:34 > 1:00:39Mike. Cos I take very little shit.
1:00:40 > 1:00:43- Hey! - DOG BARKS
1:00:43 > 1:00:47I'm watching you, Matt.
1:00:47 > 1:00:49- DOG BARKS - You stay away from her.
1:00:53 > 1:00:56Christ, Mike. Mike, you all right, dude?
1:00:56 > 1:00:58I'll get him back.
1:00:58 > 1:01:02Yeah, man. He's a scumbag.
1:01:10 > 1:01:13- You sure you wanna do this? - Look, don't come if you don't want.
1:01:13 > 1:01:15Dude, I'm with you.
1:01:15 > 1:01:17OK. Let's do it.
1:01:18 > 1:01:20Let's go.
1:01:40 > 1:01:42PLAYS KEYBOARD
1:01:44 > 1:01:49# Baby, when I think about you
1:01:49 > 1:01:53# I think about love
1:01:55 > 1:01:58# Darlin', don't live without you
1:01:59 > 1:02:04# And your love
1:02:05 > 1:02:07# If I had
1:02:07 > 1:02:09# Those golden dreams
1:02:09 > 1:02:14# Of my yesterday
1:02:14 > 1:02:17# I would wrap you
1:02:17 > 1:02:20# In the heavens
1:02:20 > 1:02:24# Till I'm dyin' all the way
1:02:24 > 1:02:30- # I feel like making - # Na-na-nah, na-na-nah, na-na-nah
1:02:30 > 1:02:34- # I feel like making love - # Na-na-nah, na-na-nah, na-na-nah
1:02:34 > 1:02:38# I feel like making love
1:02:39 > 1:02:44- # I feel like making love - # Ahhhhhh
1:02:44 > 1:02:50# I feel like making love to you
1:02:50 > 1:02:53RATTLES PLASTIC
1:02:53 > 1:02:56# Ooooh. #
1:02:56 > 1:02:58Dude, that was awesome!
1:02:58 > 1:03:00Just...
1:03:02 > 1:03:03Just go.
1:03:03 > 1:03:07- Wait, wait. - Go, go, go, go!
1:03:07 > 1:03:10- Hold on.- Shit!- I love you, Sue!
1:03:10 > 1:03:14Eat that, dog man! You suck!
1:03:28 > 1:03:32- Mike! You have visitor!- OK.
1:03:51 > 1:03:55- We need to talk, Mike.- I know.
1:03:55 > 1:03:57I've been leaving you messages.
1:03:57 > 1:04:03I mean, did... Did you tell him about us?
1:04:03 > 1:04:04- That we...- Yes.
1:04:06 > 1:04:08Why?
1:04:10 > 1:04:14- Because I'm marrying him.- What?
1:04:14 > 1:04:18- Which I need you to accept. - Why?
1:04:18 > 1:04:20Because I'm at a point in my life
1:04:20 > 1:04:22where there are certain things that I need.
1:04:22 > 1:04:25- Like what? - Like a certain kind of love.
1:04:25 > 1:04:31- What kind?- The kind that is not like an unguided missile.
1:04:31 > 1:04:35You can't just stalk people around the country.
1:04:35 > 1:04:39You can't parachute into people's pools.
1:04:39 > 1:04:43Knock on people's motel rooms just because you're feeling lonely.
1:04:43 > 1:04:47Life isn't like that.
1:04:47 > 1:04:50For you to be with someone,
1:04:50 > 1:04:53it's... it's not all about what you need.
1:04:53 > 1:04:58It's gotta be more selfless than that, Mike, it's got to be.
1:04:58 > 1:05:03Oh, like, like, save everyone else in the world except yourself?
1:05:03 > 1:05:06- I don't... That's not what I do. - Yes, it is.- No, it's not.
1:05:06 > 1:05:10Yes, it is! You're so busy being selfless
1:05:10 > 1:05:13that you end up treating yourself like shit!
1:05:13 > 1:05:16That really what you think of me?
1:05:16 > 1:05:20I'm just... I'm just saying, I know what you need.
1:05:20 > 1:05:24- Which is what? - To take care of yourself a little.
1:05:24 > 1:05:29So that people who love you don't feel like they're annoying you.
1:05:31 > 1:05:36Sue, Sue, just... marry me. OK?
1:05:36 > 1:05:40Just let the world go screw itself for a half second
1:05:40 > 1:05:44and just see what happens, and maybe it'll be OK.
1:05:47 > 1:05:52- I'm getting married on Saturday. - Why?
1:05:53 > 1:05:56Because I'm pregnant.
1:06:00 > 1:06:02And I'm gonna have it.
1:06:04 > 1:06:06It's what I want.
1:06:10 > 1:06:12You're having a child?
1:06:16 > 1:06:19Could... Could it be mine?
1:06:19 > 1:06:22No.
1:06:27 > 1:06:29Which is why I'm getting married.
1:06:33 > 1:06:36Mike, I can't afford to be selfish on this one.
1:06:38 > 1:06:40I just have to be with somebody
1:06:40 > 1:06:43who knows what they're doing with their life.
1:06:45 > 1:06:47I'm sorry.
1:06:49 > 1:06:52Sweet just doesn't cut it.
1:07:02 > 1:07:05Can you leave now, please?
1:07:07 > 1:07:10Just leave, OK?
1:07:11 > 1:07:14Get out of my basement, Sue.
1:07:16 > 1:07:18Susan! Get... I'm serious!
1:07:18 > 1:07:21Get the fuck out of my basement right now!
1:08:21 > 1:08:25I wish I had that dickwad's BB gun right now.
1:08:25 > 1:08:29- They going on a honeymoon? - I don't know.
1:08:30 > 1:08:33Yeah, they'll probably wait until yoghurt season's over.
1:08:42 > 1:08:45- You're gonna be all right. - Yeah. Yeah.
1:08:48 > 1:08:51I just wanna say, Al...
1:08:55 > 1:08:57..you're the best friend I ever had.
1:08:57 > 1:08:59Ditto.
1:09:07 > 1:09:10What a douchebag, huh?
1:09:10 > 1:09:13DISTANT APPLAUSE
1:09:13 > 1:09:18You know, it's enough to make you want to be a Buddhist monk.
1:09:18 > 1:09:21- My people are really good at that stuff.- Yeah?
1:09:28 > 1:09:32Oh, dude, don't get carried away.
1:09:32 > 1:09:34# Well, I don't know what I'm looking for
1:09:34 > 1:09:39# But I know that I just wanna look some more
1:09:39 > 1:09:42# And I won't be satisfied
1:09:42 > 1:09:45# Till there's nothing left that I haven't tried
1:09:45 > 1:09:48# For some people, it's an easy choice
1:09:48 > 1:09:53# But for me, there's a devil and an angel's voice
1:09:53 > 1:09:55# Well, I don't know what I am looking for
1:09:55 > 1:10:01# But I know that I just wanna look some more
1:10:04 > 1:10:08# Well, I don't know what I'm looking for
1:10:08 > 1:10:11# But I know that I just wanna look some more
1:10:11 > 1:10:15# And you hear it from the strangers in your head
1:10:15 > 1:10:19# From friends, that love never dies and love never ends
1:10:19 > 1:10:22# And I don't wanna argue, no, I don't wanna fight
1:10:22 > 1:10:26- Come on!- # Cos you're always wrong and I'm always right
1:10:26 > 1:10:28# Well, I don't know what I am living for
1:10:28 > 1:10:33# But I know that I just wanna live some more. #
1:10:40 > 1:10:44Michael, the progress you've made in your four months here
1:10:44 > 1:10:47- has been remarkable. - Thank you, father.
1:10:47 > 1:10:51Needless to say, your immersion in the duty of carrot chopper
1:10:51 > 1:10:55- and broom chief has been full and complete.- Thank you.
1:10:55 > 1:10:59- But some worries have arisen. - Such as what, father?
1:10:59 > 1:11:03First of all, you're not supposed to call me father.
1:11:04 > 1:11:07- Oh.- But I must say, I admit I've grown fond of it.
1:11:07 > 1:11:10Michael,
1:11:10 > 1:11:14an aspiring Bodhisattva such as yourself
1:11:14 > 1:11:18should seek to produce a heart that does not dwell.
1:11:18 > 1:11:20Of course, father.
1:11:20 > 1:11:25And your heart, Michael, may I say, it does dwell.
1:11:25 > 1:11:27- No, it doesn't.- It does, Michael.
1:11:27 > 1:11:31You have not transcended your earthly passions.
1:11:32 > 1:11:35To put it bluntly, you are stuck!
1:11:36 > 1:11:39You also play too much volleyball.
1:11:39 > 1:11:43- But I thought that was permitted, father.- Not for seven hours a day.
1:11:43 > 1:11:47Also, you encouraged it for stress release.
1:11:47 > 1:11:49Yes, I did, yes.
1:11:49 > 1:11:53But, Michael, Buddhist monks aren't supposed to have
1:11:53 > 1:11:56seven hours a day worth of stress.
1:11:56 > 1:12:00We are Buddhist monks. Buddhist monks.
1:12:04 > 1:12:05So what should I do?
1:12:07 > 1:12:11My parents died when I was ten.
1:12:11 > 1:12:14Two months later, my uncle and I moved to America.
1:12:14 > 1:12:18I was forced to let go of everything I knew in order to move on.
1:12:19 > 1:12:23Sometimes in life, you must do that.
1:12:25 > 1:12:27Where are you from, father?
1:12:27 > 1:12:31Vietnam. Hau Giang province?
1:12:33 > 1:12:35My parents were killed in the war.
1:12:37 > 1:12:40- By the Americans?- Yes.
1:12:40 > 1:12:42And yet I moved here.
1:12:42 > 1:12:44Life is odd.
1:12:49 > 1:12:52- I'm sorry.- No, no, no.
1:12:52 > 1:12:54It is not your fault.
1:12:56 > 1:12:58Let go.
1:12:59 > 1:13:01Let go and move on.
1:14:16 > 1:14:17I recognizzle you.
1:14:17 > 1:14:22- Yeah, I'm the guy who sold you my mom's necklace.- Oh, yeah, right.
1:14:22 > 1:14:25- What can I do you for? - I want it back.
1:14:40 > 1:14:44Dad, do you want me to make you some dinner?
1:14:44 > 1:14:46No, I'm all right.
1:14:47 > 1:14:49OK.
1:14:57 > 1:15:01Dad, when you were over in Vietnam,
1:15:01 > 1:15:06did you ever do any fighting in the Hau Giang province?
1:15:11 > 1:15:14Yeah.
1:15:14 > 1:15:16Why?
1:15:19 > 1:15:23I just met this guy at the monastery who was from the area.
1:15:25 > 1:15:27Seemed to really have his shit together.
1:15:30 > 1:15:32Good to hear.
1:15:46 > 1:15:49Dad, I been thinking, maybe you should sell this place.
1:15:50 > 1:15:54You don't even like it here. This was mom's thing.
1:15:55 > 1:15:58- Why do you say that? - Cos it's true.
1:16:00 > 1:16:03Come on, Mom loved people, loved running things. It's not like you.
1:16:03 > 1:16:08You're not like a people person, Dad.
1:16:08 > 1:16:11You should let it go. Move on.
1:16:12 > 1:16:15- Otherwise you're just gonna rot. - Sell it and do what?
1:16:15 > 1:16:19Anything. You still have time. You have money.
1:16:21 > 1:16:26- What do you need, Mike? A loan.- No.
1:16:26 > 1:16:31I just wanted to say... that this doesn't have to be it.
1:16:34 > 1:16:36And that I love you.
1:16:58 > 1:17:02'Dear Mike, I know you probably don't wanna hear from me
1:17:02 > 1:17:04'and I can't say I blame you.
1:17:04 > 1:17:07'But I wanted to write anyway to let you know what I think,
1:17:07 > 1:17:10which is that I think you had a point that day
1:17:10 > 1:17:13'about people who hide behind their causes
1:17:13 > 1:17:16'in order to avoid their lives.'
1:17:18 > 1:17:22'You had a point down there in that basement
1:17:22 > 1:17:24with the soy sauce and the mice.
1:17:26 > 1:17:28'And so I wanted to say thanks.
1:17:30 > 1:17:34'Because of you, Mike, I'm not the same person I was.
1:17:36 > 1:17:40'Goodbye, Mike. Love, Sue.'
1:17:45 > 1:17:48I thought about what you said the other day.
1:17:48 > 1:17:51I think you had a point.
1:17:53 > 1:17:58That being said, this is yours.
1:18:00 > 1:18:03- What is it?- Deed to the motel. Signed over to you.
1:18:06 > 1:18:10- Dad, that's not why....- It's fine.
1:18:10 > 1:18:15I don't need it. Your mom was good about that.
1:18:17 > 1:18:20- You can't just give me the motel. - It's your birth right.
1:18:22 > 1:18:26- What would you do? - I wanna get in shape.
1:18:26 > 1:18:30Maybe join one of those basketball leagues.
1:18:30 > 1:18:32How about you?
1:18:33 > 1:18:36I don't know. I'll think of something.
1:18:38 > 1:18:43- You done with the monk stuff? - Yeah. I'll still occasionally do it.
1:18:43 > 1:18:47I mean, not professionally but...
1:18:49 > 1:18:51What about that girl?
1:18:54 > 1:18:56Oh, that didn't work out.
1:18:56 > 1:19:01Yeah, we weren't, you know, like,... meant for each other.
1:19:03 > 1:19:08I dunno, Mike. Things change in life.
1:19:09 > 1:19:12What do you mean?
1:19:12 > 1:19:14You're not the same guy you were.
1:19:22 > 1:19:24Good soup.
1:19:27 > 1:19:29Good soup.
1:19:42 > 1:19:45You can do this, Mike.
1:19:48 > 1:19:51# Balancing on wounded wing...
1:19:51 > 1:19:54- I'm gonna hit the gym.- Oh, yeah?
1:19:54 > 1:19:58Yeah, they have a senior citizens' hoop run from three to five.
1:19:58 > 1:20:02- I got a new ball.- Yeah, I see.
1:20:04 > 1:20:06- All right, Mike.- See ya.
1:20:06 > 1:20:08# But less than forget
1:20:08 > 1:20:12# But spirits born from the not happened yet
1:20:12 > 1:20:15# Gathering there to pay off a debt
1:20:15 > 1:20:18# Brought back from the wars... #
1:20:18 > 1:20:21- 'Hello?' - Hi, Jango. It's Mike, Sue's friend.
1:20:21 > 1:20:25- Hi, Mike.- Hi. Look, I know that I'm probably not the guy
1:20:25 > 1:20:28you wanna hear from right now, but I need to tell Sue what I'm doing.
1:20:28 > 1:20:32And I think that when she hears what I'm up to she will understand...
1:20:32 > 1:20:34- Mike?- Yeah?
1:20:34 > 1:20:39We split up. Sue and I split up.
1:20:39 > 1:20:41She...left me.
1:20:41 > 1:20:44Went back to Maryland to be with her mom.
1:20:46 > 1:20:49# ..Deep as a secret nobody knows
1:20:52 > 1:20:56# I know you want to run far away for one more
1:20:56 > 1:20:59# And that it's coming at a bad time
1:20:59 > 1:21:01# Some cold place
1:21:01 > 1:21:04# Heartless ways
1:21:04 > 1:21:06# For all we know... #
1:21:17 > 1:21:20DOORBELL RINGS
1:21:20 > 1:21:23- Hi.- Hi. Are you Mary Claussen?
1:21:23 > 1:21:24Yes?
1:21:24 > 1:21:27- Hi.- Hi.
1:21:27 > 1:21:29I'm a friend of Sue's. Is she home?
1:21:29 > 1:21:34- Who are you? - Er, Mike. From management.
1:21:34 > 1:21:36Oh. Erm...
1:21:37 > 1:21:40Sue! Mike is here!
1:21:55 > 1:21:57# We thought we lost you
1:21:59 > 1:22:01# We thought we lost you... #
1:22:03 > 1:22:06Hi.
1:22:06 > 1:22:07Hi.
1:22:12 > 1:22:13How's the baby?
1:22:16 > 1:22:18So far, so good.
1:22:19 > 1:22:21Are you OK?
1:22:23 > 1:22:25Yeah.
1:22:33 > 1:22:37- I'm really sorry, Mike.- Why?
1:22:37 > 1:22:40Cos I really messed up with you.
1:22:40 > 1:22:45But you were right. I was like a kid.
1:22:50 > 1:22:53This is the deed to the motel.
1:22:55 > 1:22:58I wanna turn it into a homeless shelter.
1:23:00 > 1:23:01With midnight basketball.
1:23:04 > 1:23:06I already bought the soup noodles.
1:23:10 > 1:23:15I was actually hoping... that you might wanna help.
1:23:20 > 1:23:25I really love you, Sue, and I wanna take care of you
1:23:25 > 1:23:28and whoever it is that's inside of you.
1:23:33 > 1:23:37All I want...is to be with you.
1:23:37 > 1:23:39That's it.
1:23:47 > 1:23:50- Breathe, Sue.- OK.
1:23:52 > 1:23:54Just keep breathing.
1:24:06 > 1:24:08I wrote you a haiku.
1:24:08 > 1:24:10You wanna hear it?
1:24:12 > 1:24:14Sure.
1:24:16 > 1:24:20Mike, oh, Mike, my man.
1:24:21 > 1:24:23Keeps showing up like UPS.
1:24:24 > 1:24:27Sue, you're such a bitch.
1:24:30 > 1:24:33- I like it.- You do?- Yeah.
1:25:10 > 1:25:13# What am I gonna do?
1:25:13 > 1:25:15# Isn't that just jelly?
1:25:15 > 1:25:18# All the things I've heard
1:25:18 > 1:25:20# Of all the things you find
1:25:20 > 1:25:22# I wonder if you know
1:25:22 > 1:25:25# I wonder if you're bitter
1:25:25 > 1:25:27# And all that you've considered
1:25:27 > 1:25:30# Like marmalade your mind
1:25:31 > 1:25:35# And the toll will bring you down real hard
1:25:36 > 1:25:40# Cos your house is only made of cards
1:25:40 > 1:25:42# So sweetly is the dream
1:25:42 > 1:25:45# In the cookie jar
1:25:45 > 1:25:50# Well, everybody is everywhere you are
1:25:50 > 1:25:52# Remember what you did
1:25:52 > 1:25:55# Remember what you said
1:25:55 > 1:25:57# Alone and macarooned
1:25:57 > 1:25:59# Inside your biscuit head
1:26:01 > 1:26:05# And the toll will bring you down real hard
1:26:06 > 1:26:10# Cos your house is only made of cards. #
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