0:02:07 > 0:02:09Poor Maman!
0:02:27 > 0:02:32Well, my life's over. We've nothing left.
0:02:34 > 0:02:37You've got ME, Father dear.
0:02:37 > 0:02:41I'll work for you just as hard as Mother did. I'll cook...
0:02:41 > 0:02:46- You don't know! - Yes, I do. I loved her, too.
0:02:46 > 0:02:50Well, perhaps it's as well she died when she did.
0:02:50 > 0:02:56- Father, what is it?- They're going through my books at the office now.
0:02:56 > 0:03:02- Well?- Well, you see, I had a bit of bad luck playing cards and I-I...
0:03:02 > 0:03:05- You took their money?!- Borrowed it!
0:03:05 > 0:03:12And now they're suspicious, the narrow-minded swine! I never did like book-keeping for a lace factory.
0:03:12 > 0:03:16- Will they send you to prison? - Yes! They'll have no mercy.
0:03:16 > 0:03:21- Couldn't you go to England? - Well, where's the fare?!
0:03:21 > 0:03:26Well, Mother gave me this. She saved it for me.
0:03:26 > 0:03:33It was for when I got married, but I shan't marry. I'll stay with you.
0:03:33 > 0:03:40- I suppose there isn't enough to pay back what you borrowed?- No, but it'll give me a start in England,
0:03:40 > 0:03:47- with the help of this lace, if I can get it through Customs.- Father, that's stealing!- Just get my bag!
0:03:47 > 0:03:50- But...!- I've a train to catch!
0:03:50 > 0:03:55- What will YOU do?- I'm going with you. - You've never been out of France!
0:03:55 > 0:04:02- I'm half English and I can speak it as well as you.- But they'd be able to trace a man with a girl!
0:04:02 > 0:04:08Well, then I won't BE a girl. I won't be weak and I won't be silly.
0:04:08 > 0:04:12I'll be a boy and rough and hard. I won't care what I do!
0:04:12 > 0:04:15- Stop that!- I'm ready for anything!
0:04:41 > 0:04:46- Carte de debarquement, madame. - When do we get to Newhaven?
0:04:46 > 0:04:50- Two hours, madame. - We'll miss the boat train!
0:04:50 > 0:04:53Carte de debarquement, monsieur.
0:04:55 > 0:05:01- Carte de debarquement, monsieur. - Hm? ..Oh, merci. Merci bien.
0:05:01 > 0:05:05Thank you. And my son? Certainement.
0:05:07 > 0:05:14- Oh, my aunt! I thought it was the police! Do you think they might have sent a wire?- Don't be nervous.
0:05:28 > 0:05:31Who do you think HE is?
0:05:43 > 0:05:46Did you see him?
0:05:54 > 0:05:57- I bet he's gone to the purser!- Ssh!
0:06:06 > 0:06:10WHISTLES: "Au Clair De La Lune"
0:06:20 > 0:06:27- Well?- He's nobody. This is about horse racing. - It may be a code detectives use.
0:06:27 > 0:06:31"Strawberry Darling - 8/1." There's a good thing there.
0:06:31 > 0:06:34I'd like to have a talk with him.
0:06:34 > 0:06:40- No, no! There might be a tip in that! - A darn tip landed you in the soup!
0:06:40 > 0:06:44I-I...! ..Oh, I don't know!
0:06:44 > 0:06:50Hiding me 'ead, driven from me 'ome, afraid of everybody I see!
0:06:53 > 0:06:56Oh, there, there! Poor little girl!
0:06:56 > 0:07:01- Feeling bad, are you?- Mmm. - You're not used to the water.
0:07:01 > 0:07:05You stay close to the rail. You'll feel better soon.
0:07:22 > 0:07:27..And I got myself married to a Frenchwoman and there you are!
0:07:27 > 0:07:34- 20 years, sweating me soul out as a book-keeper.- Too bad. What are you going to do now?
0:07:34 > 0:07:36- Here.- Thanks.
0:07:36 > 0:07:40I've got a few ideas, y'know.
0:07:46 > 0:07:50# It wasn't the girl I saw you with in Brighton
0:07:50 > 0:07:54# Who, who, who's your ladyfriend? #
0:07:54 > 0:07:58That was a good song, wasn't it? And you're a good singer.
0:07:58 > 0:08:01Here, I'll show you something. Ssh!
0:08:10 > 0:08:13Got it wrapped all around me like a corset!
0:08:16 > 0:08:2130 yards of it! And it's worth 50 quid if it's worth a sou!
0:08:21 > 0:08:26Just slip it through the Customs without paying the duty...!
0:08:26 > 0:08:30Then I got a bit of capital to go on with, you see!
0:08:30 > 0:08:34Oh, then I got my plans, I do, yeah.
0:08:34 > 0:08:37- Viens, Papa. Le bateau est ici.- Huh?
0:08:37 > 0:08:43- C'mon, Father, the boat's in.- Your son, is it?- Yes. Sylv...- Sylvester.
0:08:43 > 0:08:49- Making his first trip to England. And this is Mr...?- Jimmy Monkley.
0:08:49 > 0:08:53- Nobody's enemy but me own. - I can tell that by the look of you.
0:08:53 > 0:09:00- Hey!- You're a bit ticklish, aren't you? Just checking for more lace.
0:09:00 > 0:09:05- Well, toodle-oo. See you later. - Not if- I- can help it!
0:09:25 > 0:09:28- Back off!- Wait a minute, will you?
0:09:28 > 0:09:32Any wool, lace, clocks, watches,
0:09:32 > 0:09:36cigarettes, wines, tobacco, silk, artificial silk?
0:09:44 > 0:09:49- Do you mind coming along with me, sir?- What for?- A few enquiries.
0:09:51 > 0:09:56- Thanks very much, sir.- Don't mention it. Will I open me bag?- No, it's OK.
0:09:56 > 0:09:59- Fine. Goodbye.- Thank you, sir.
0:10:26 > 0:10:31Oh, poor Papa! Quel malchance!
0:10:32 > 0:10:33Oh-h!
0:10:35 > 0:10:39The way they talked to me. Anybody would think I was a criminal!
0:10:39 > 0:10:43So I am. ..And a beggar, too.
0:10:43 > 0:10:48He fined me all me money. English ham rolls.
0:10:48 > 0:10:53- And your mother's dead and I'm...! - Don't cry, Father.
0:10:53 > 0:10:56Hang it! You've got me, too!
0:10:56 > 0:11:01- If only you hadn't talked to that brute on the boat.- Why?
0:11:01 > 0:11:04- W-Was it him?- Yes.
0:11:06 > 0:11:08- What a fool I was!- Yes.
0:11:08 > 0:11:13Well, we're all fools sometimes, only you choose such awkward times.
0:11:13 > 0:11:19Well, it's all over now. We're together - that's all that matters.
0:11:19 > 0:11:21WHISTLE
0:11:21 > 0:11:23Hurry! ..Here!
0:11:37 > 0:11:44He was a dirty dog to give you away like that. I hated his rotten face the minute I saw him!
0:11:44 > 0:11:50- I'd like to see him again. I'd take hold of that oily, black hair and...!- Ah!
0:11:50 > 0:11:54Anything else you can think of? Here I am. Now what?
0:11:57 > 0:12:00UPROAR
0:12:02 > 0:12:06- ..and all that beautiful lace! - Here, here, here!
0:12:06 > 0:12:11- Can't we deal with this like gentlemen?- You spy! You Judas!
0:12:11 > 0:12:15- Can't you shut him up while I explain?- Papa, tais-toi!
0:12:15 > 0:12:22- Tais-toi, Papa! Now, how much did you say your little piece of lace was worth?- 3,000 francs.
0:12:22 > 0:12:30- 3,000 francs. £45. £30 you might get for it. Then the fine.- I WAS fined! - £50, am I right?- Yes.- All right.
0:12:30 > 0:12:34Here you are - 30 and 50 makes 80, don't it?
0:12:34 > 0:12:36Here it is.
0:12:36 > 0:12:3930...and 50.
0:12:39 > 0:12:44And for your inconvenience, let's make it up to the round figure.
0:12:44 > 0:12:46What d'you say to that?
0:12:48 > 0:12:50Thank you!
0:12:50 > 0:12:55- No, thank YOU.- For what? Be careful, Father. He's up to something.
0:12:55 > 0:13:02Listen. Next time you're smuggling, watch out for an amateur who talks too much.
0:13:02 > 0:13:06Pass on his little game to a Customs Officer,
0:13:06 > 0:13:11who, recognising you as a gentleman, lets YOUR cargo in duty-free!
0:13:11 > 0:13:14Oh, what a nerve!
0:13:15 > 0:13:22- He's got imagination! - I wish I could imagine why you coughed up that money.- You do?- Yes.
0:13:22 > 0:13:29- Cos you're one of the right sort. Keen, got plenty of ginger. Am I right?- Y-Yes, I...!
0:13:29 > 0:13:32- You could learn things.- What?
0:13:32 > 0:13:38Who am I? Jimmy Monkley, gentleman adventurer. One of the 'awks.
0:13:38 > 0:13:44- Orks? ..Oh, hawks!- Yeah, 'awks, that's the word. Sparrers and 'awks.
0:13:44 > 0:13:48The 'awks boss it over the sparrers. That's nature.
0:13:48 > 0:13:54You want to be a sparrer? Look at 'em all around - mere slaves. ..Me?
0:13:54 > 0:13:59I'm out to beat the system. I'm free. Easy come, easy go.
0:13:59 > 0:14:04- I'm a fellow who's a rolling stone. - I'm a rolling stone, too!
0:14:04 > 0:14:12- Why don't you two come and roll along with me - one for all and all for one?- Like the three musketeers!
0:14:12 > 0:14:19- Yeah, what d'you say, old chap? Can't you see us having fun? - I'll be an 'awk.
0:14:19 > 0:14:23- How about you, young fella? - Monk, I'm with you!
0:14:31 > 0:14:35- WAILING: - Ah, il n'y a rien a faire!
0:14:35 > 0:14:39- SOBBING: - Quel malheur!
0:14:45 > 0:14:48What's the matter? Foreigner, I think.
0:14:48 > 0:14:52But why's he crying? I don't know, ma'am.
0:14:52 > 0:14:54Excuse me!
0:14:54 > 0:14:59Un moment! Un moment! Qu'est-ce que c'est que ca?
0:14:59 > 0:15:02Oh, madame, je suis bien malheureux.
0:15:02 > 0:15:05Je vous prie d'avoir pitie de moi!
0:15:05 > 0:15:09RAPID, EMOTIONAL FRENCH
0:15:12 > 0:15:16Er, pardon? Je suis un peu...deaf.
0:15:16 > 0:15:19Demandez de gendarmes.
0:15:19 > 0:15:23Oh-h-h! Il n'y a rien a faire!
0:15:25 > 0:15:27Excuse me, sir.
0:15:28 > 0:15:34- What's the matter, my lad?- Monsieur, je suis desespere!- UNE moment!
0:15:34 > 0:15:43- Doesn't anyone here speak French? - Excuse me, sir. I speak a little French. Can I be of assistance?
0:15:43 > 0:15:49Yes, there's something up with this young lad. What are the details?
0:15:49 > 0:15:51I'll do my best.
0:15:51 > 0:15:56- Qui as-tu, mon garcon?- Monsieur, je suis tout seul dans un pays etrange.
0:15:56 > 0:16:01Je n'ai pas d'argent. Je ne peux pas parler un mot d'anglais.
0:16:01 > 0:16:06He's a French boy, alone in London, penniless, can't speak any English.
0:16:06 > 0:16:11- - Not a word? - Pas un mot?- Pas un mot!- Not a word.
0:16:11 > 0:16:16- Et alors?- A Paris, j'ai travaille pour faire vivre ma vielle mere.
0:16:16 > 0:16:21In Paris, he worked hard to support his old mother.
0:16:21 > 0:16:28- Et alors?- Mon pere n'est qu'un soulard et un voleur. - His father is a drunkard, a thief.
0:16:28 > 0:16:36Alors, j'ai rencontre un Anglais qui a pris toutes mes economies et m'a promis un bon emploi a Londres.
0:16:36 > 0:16:41He met an Englishman who took his savings, promising work in London.
0:16:41 > 0:16:46- Et alors?- Je ne peux pas parler de...- Quoi donc?
0:16:46 > 0:16:51- SOBBING BROKENLY: - Il...n'est...jamais...arrive!
0:16:51 > 0:16:54Oh-h, pauvre petit!
0:16:54 > 0:16:59Well, what happened?! What did the young fella say?
0:16:59 > 0:17:06- The Englishman never turned up. CROWD: Aw-w! - What an infamous racket!
0:17:06 > 0:17:13- Well, our garcon, here is £1 for you.- Oh, mais non! - No, take it, my boy, take it!
0:17:13 > 0:17:17- Je vous remercie infinement. - Good afternoon.
0:17:17 > 0:17:21Sir, let me shake your hand. A heart of gold, sir!
0:17:21 > 0:17:26- Come now, old chap, I've not always been all I should be.- Well, who has?
0:17:26 > 0:17:31I welcome a chance to put an item on the right side of the ledger above.
0:17:31 > 0:17:39Un moment. One moment. I can't afford to be as generous as you, but a little contribution might help.
0:17:39 > 0:17:42Oh, that's very decent indeed!
0:17:42 > 0:17:46- Is a couple of bob any good? - Oh, merci!
0:17:46 > 0:17:52- Let's show him what Englishmen are! ..Would you lend your hat, sir?- Yes.
0:17:52 > 0:17:57- I'll start the collection with another £1.- I'll add a bit more.
0:17:57 > 0:17:59Very good!
0:17:59 > 0:18:02EVERYONE TALKS AT ONCE
0:18:16 > 0:18:19Oh, mes amis, maintenant je suis sauve!
0:18:19 > 0:18:21..Hey!
0:18:21 > 0:18:24He's put in a 6d and taken out 2/6d!
0:18:24 > 0:18:27You dirty little rogue!
0:18:27 > 0:18:29What did you say?
0:18:29 > 0:18:31< "Not a word"?
0:18:31 > 0:18:35Oh, mes amis, pardon! Je savais quelques mots.
0:18:35 > 0:18:41< I want my sixpence back! You little liar, you!
0:18:41 > 0:18:43UPROAR
0:18:48 > 0:18:55I spend all me time teaching that kid all I know and what happens?!
0:18:55 > 0:18:58Oh, there you are! Come in here!
0:18:58 > 0:19:02So you burst out laughing again? Keep it up! Keep it up!
0:19:02 > 0:19:09- Soon we won't have a roof over our heads!- I haven't got a hat over mine now!- Oh, shut up about your hat!
0:19:09 > 0:19:12I've got to think of something.
0:19:12 > 0:19:17- SHE YAWNS NOISILY - We gotta think of something quick!
0:19:17 > 0:19:22- Now, where's me ideas? - I'm hungry!- And I'm thirsty.
0:19:23 > 0:19:29- Three eggs...- OK, fry 'em. Make some tea.- You know what tea does to a man's insides?!
0:19:29 > 0:19:32- Shut up and let me think!- Tea(!)
0:19:32 > 0:19:37Well, there's the Polly trick. ..No, no, that needs capital.
0:19:37 > 0:19:43There's smash 'n' grabs, but that's no good without a car.
0:19:43 > 0:19:49- Ugh!- What, is your egg bad?- No, yours.- Now, now. Don't be so clever!
0:19:49 > 0:19:52We've got our backs to the wall.
0:19:52 > 0:19:58- Out of my way! I must think of something. What's happened to me ideas?- They're all bad!
0:19:58 > 0:20:01- What's that?- These eggs.
0:20:01 > 0:20:06- I might snatch a bag.- Rotten thing to do. I want to be like Robin Hood.
0:20:06 > 0:20:14- See this about a cat burglar. Now, I'd like to swarm up a drainpipe. - You'd lose your nerve.- I would not!
0:20:14 > 0:20:19You've got no more sense than a girl! You can use a girl for a lot.
0:20:19 > 0:20:24- If only we had one. There's a badger game...- Would a girl really help?
0:20:24 > 0:20:29- If we had a girl, we'd be on Easy Street.- Would we?
0:20:29 > 0:20:33- We've a surprise for you. - "Youth who struck father released."
0:20:33 > 0:20:37- What's the matter with him? - Oh, something in the paper.
0:20:37 > 0:20:44Show girls a bit of humour, bit of affection, you can handle them proper.
0:20:44 > 0:20:49And if they get rowdy, set 'em aside, get another.
0:20:49 > 0:20:54- If I was a girl, I rather die than get mixed up with you!- Now, now.
0:20:54 > 0:21:00- As a matter of fact... - Girls talk. You wouldn't want all your secrets told, Father.
0:21:00 > 0:21:05- Now, where's the idea, where's the idea?- I've got it!
0:21:05 > 0:21:11- Why in the world didn't I think of it before?- What is it?- Spit it out!
0:21:11 > 0:21:14Why don't we get jobs and go to work?
0:21:14 > 0:21:17Hey-y!
0:21:22 > 0:21:27- That kid's gone off his rocker. - Can't he see what work's done to me?
0:21:27 > 0:21:32Quiet! Let me think! We've got our backs right up against a wall!
0:21:42 > 0:21:47- I knew I'd think of something! Life in the old dog yet!- Riches!
0:21:47 > 0:21:52- Ssh! We don't want that kid of yours tagging along.- Right you are.
0:21:53 > 0:22:01- Here, if we're going to a house of the aristocracy, I'll need a hat. - I hadn't thought of that.
0:22:01 > 0:22:05Here, borrow the piano tuner's.
0:22:09 > 0:22:14- How do I look in it?- Like an impresario! And so you shall be!
0:22:16 > 0:22:18- Right.- Right!
0:22:48 > 0:22:52- Maudie! - SHE SHRIEKS WITH LAUGHTER
0:22:52 > 0:22:57You ARE awful! What will the other gentleman think?!
0:22:57 > 0:23:03He's broadminded, being theatrical, as you see by his hat. Mr Scarlett,
0:23:03 > 0:23:09- meet Miss Tilt, otherwise known as Maudie.- How do you do? Pleased to meet you!
0:23:09 > 0:23:16No, the pleasure's mine. After being abroad, it's a privilege to meet a true English rose.
0:23:16 > 0:23:20- Without a thorn!- Oh, you are awful!
0:23:20 > 0:23:26Wonderful background here - marvellous setting! What atmosphere!
0:23:26 > 0:23:31How did you guess I was all on me lonesome, coming to the front door?
0:23:31 > 0:23:36I read in the newspaper the family were off for a jaunt on the briny.
0:23:36 > 0:23:41Just the opportunity for you to get acquainted with Mr Scarlett.
0:23:41 > 0:23:46- He's organising concert parties looking for talent.- Oh, really?!
0:23:46 > 0:23:49- I say, Scarlett, old man?- Yes?
0:23:49 > 0:23:55You've heard many beautiful singers, but this little girl is the goods.
0:23:55 > 0:24:00- Really?- She's gonna show you what she can do on the grand piano.
0:24:00 > 0:24:04- You'll thank me, I'm sure. - What a lovely idea!- Allow me.
0:24:04 > 0:24:09- Maudie, Maudie, here. ..'Scuse me, will you?- Yes.
0:24:09 > 0:24:16Look, I don't like the idea of Mr Scarlett seeing you like this. Might affect your contract.
0:24:16 > 0:24:23Here, why not borrow one of the mistress's Paris gowns, show yourself off?
0:24:23 > 0:24:27Yeah, I might. They suit me better than her, I must say!
0:24:27 > 0:24:32And look, Maudie, put on a few sparklers, too.
0:24:32 > 0:24:38- Henry, old man, Maudie's gonna put on some glad rags.- Can I assist you?
0:24:38 > 0:24:46- Sometimes you ladies require help in the later stages of la toilette, Miss Tilt.- Oh, call me Maudie!
0:24:46 > 0:24:50Oh, love to! SHE SHRIEKS WITH LAUGHTER
0:24:55 > 0:25:00I 'ope you're not bored, Mr Scarlett, sitting all on your own.
0:25:00 > 0:25:03No, I'm thinking of you!
0:25:03 > 0:25:07Oh, you oughtn't to do that, really!
0:25:07 > 0:25:12- Not as I am now! - Well, if you look in here...!
0:25:12 > 0:25:20Oh, well I never! You've put his black velvet breeches on what he wears at Buckingham Palace!
0:25:20 > 0:25:24We professional people never can resist a costume!
0:25:26 > 0:25:31Vive l'Empereur! Tell me, does it suit me?
0:25:31 > 0:25:35- You look aristocratic! - How do you look?- Don't you dare!
0:25:35 > 0:25:40- Yes, yes - come on!- No, no! - Just one minute - come on!
0:25:40 > 0:25:42Oh-h!
0:25:42 > 0:25:46- Help me, I'm falling! - Oh, we shall all be killed!
0:25:46 > 0:25:49UPROAR
0:25:56 > 0:25:57Help!
0:25:57 > 0:26:03Help! Help! Open this window! Help!
0:26:03 > 0:26:07- He-elp!- Why, you little devil!
0:26:10 > 0:26:14- I'll fall!- Oh, come on in!
0:26:14 > 0:26:19- Oh-h! I said I could be a cat burglar!- Cat burglar(!)
0:26:19 > 0:26:25- You two can come in. - Lucky I didn't break my neck. - I could break it FOR you!
0:26:25 > 0:26:30- What is all this?- It's that kid of yours again.- ..What IS this?
0:26:30 > 0:26:33Why, it's Little Lord Fauntleroy!
0:26:33 > 0:26:42- Now, none of that. You ought to apologise for frightening this young lady.- What a fine place!
0:26:42 > 0:26:45- Time to go!- No, let me stay!
0:26:45 > 0:26:51- I've never seen a society lady before.- Such a nice boy!- Thank you.
0:26:51 > 0:26:56- Don't be hard on him. Let him stay, to please me!- No, he's not...
0:26:56 > 0:27:00Well, I'd do anything to please YOU!
0:27:00 > 0:27:07- Hurrah!- Oh, I'm all in deshabille! I quite forgot! I'll be with you in a tick.- Don't be long!
0:27:11 > 0:27:15Don't forget what I said - plenty of sparklers.
0:27:17 > 0:27:20# In all the world
0:27:20 > 0:27:24# In all the whole wide world
0:27:24 > 0:27:28# There is a time, there is a place
0:27:28 > 0:27:31# I'm told
0:27:31 > 0:27:34# There must be somebody
0:27:34 > 0:27:39# Who wants a kiss Who wants a kiss
0:27:39 > 0:27:45# Who wants a kiss from me-e-e! #
0:27:45 > 0:27:51- Oh, bravo! C'est magnifique! - You think you could find a little room for me?
0:27:51 > 0:27:57- We gotta go. Got a lot of business tomorrow.- But I'm enjoying meself!
0:27:57 > 0:28:01- I'd have to leave the music and the beautiful girl!- Oh, don't go!
0:28:01 > 0:28:05THEY ALL TALK AT ONCE
0:28:08 > 0:28:11It's lovely. Let's stay for ever!
0:28:11 > 0:28:19- You've got wonderful things before you with me behind you. - I'll give you a kiss for that!
0:28:19 > 0:28:26- How about a little kiss for Uncle?! - I shall never forget you brought the dear man here!
0:28:26 > 0:28:30Here, here, here! ..Here!
0:28:30 > 0:28:35- Come on, we've a lot to do tomorrow. - It seems too good to be true.
0:28:35 > 0:28:41- It ain't much of a life in service. - Oh, you won't be here much longer. - No.
0:28:41 > 0:28:46- Think of the glitter, the applause, the jewels!- Like these!
0:28:46 > 0:28:51- What's the matter, dear?- The mistress's pearls and her brooch!
0:28:51 > 0:28:55Oh, what a fool I was to monkey about with them!
0:28:55 > 0:29:01- Don't holler. Perhaps you dropped 'em. - Come and help me find them!
0:29:01 > 0:29:07If I don't find them, they'd send for the police! ..I'm ruined!
0:29:07 > 0:29:13- Oh, you'll find them all right. (..C'mon, let's go home.)- No, wait!
0:29:13 > 0:29:16You're a very silly girl.
0:29:18 > 0:29:20Don't you see what he's done?
0:29:20 > 0:29:28- What're you getting at?- You think he's a theatrical producer and HE'S a friend and I'm a very nice boy.
0:29:28 > 0:29:32Do you know what we are? He's a crook, he's a crook and...
0:29:32 > 0:29:35HE'S a crook.
0:29:35 > 0:29:40Three bad eggs and we were all broke this afternoon.
0:29:40 > 0:29:44- You ain't pinched them from me, have you?- I bet he has!
0:29:44 > 0:29:51- He's had too much to drink. Let's go! I've had enough. - So have I!
0:29:51 > 0:29:55I thought it was fun at first, like being a highwayman.
0:29:55 > 0:30:00But getting a poor servant girl out of her job, I'm not having it.
0:30:00 > 0:30:04I'm sick of it! I want the sea! I want the sea!
0:30:04 > 0:30:07Well, go and drown yourself in it!
0:30:07 > 0:30:10Oh-h-h!
0:30:10 > 0:30:15Oh-h-h, you're gonna give her back those jewels, Jimmy Monkley!
0:30:15 > 0:30:19- Oh, please, Jim, do!- It seems a bit hard.- I haven't got 'em!
0:30:19 > 0:30:27- I'll yell for a policeman.- Oh, no need for that!- I'll tell them about Marseilles.- The youth of today!
0:30:27 > 0:30:30- What will I DO?!- Aw, shut up!
0:30:35 > 0:30:40I mean what I say. Hand them over, or I'll yell the place down.
0:30:41 > 0:30:43Your last chance!
0:30:45 > 0:30:48Go on, yell your blasted head off.
0:30:48 > 0:30:50HELP! HELP!
0:31:10 > 0:31:15- Oh, you are a sport! I don't know how to thank you.- Don't be sloppy.
0:31:16 > 0:31:19Don't be angry with me, Jim.
0:31:19 > 0:31:26- Shut your...big silly mouth. ..You, go upstairs and change your clothes. Hurry up.- I'm going!
0:31:26 > 0:31:29Don't take all night! Go on!
0:31:29 > 0:31:36- Now there ain't gonna be a concert party. I wouldn't have believed it of you.- I couldn't help it.
0:31:36 > 0:31:41Now I shall have to slave away here, instead of performing by the sea.
0:31:41 > 0:31:46The sea, but...but... but we must perform by the sea!
0:31:46 > 0:31:49We'll give him back the jewels.
0:31:49 > 0:31:57- Let's be a concert party and give shows round all the little seaside towns.- Do you really mean it?!
0:31:57 > 0:32:01- You're barmy. Where's your capital? - We can manage it somehow!
0:32:01 > 0:32:08- You can have my savings and welcome. - I drink to your generosity, Maudie, my love.
0:32:08 > 0:32:15- We'll hire a caravan...- I propose the health of little caravan.- ..a trailer for our scenery.- A trailer!
0:32:15 > 0:32:22And cook over a campfire and sleep under the stars, somewhere with a view of the sea!
0:32:22 > 0:32:29- Oh-h...come on, Monk, join in! - Perhaps I will. Perhaps you've hit upon something!
0:32:29 > 0:32:33- Hurrah! We'll go by the sea! - Yeah!
0:32:33 > 0:32:36# I do like to be beside the seaside
0:32:36 > 0:32:40# Oh, I do like to be beside the sea
0:32:40 > 0:32:44# Oh, I do like to stroll along the prom, prom, prom
0:32:44 > 0:32:48# Where the brass band plays Tiddly-om-pom-pom
0:32:48 > 0:32:52# Oh, I do like it Down beside the seaside
0:32:52 > 0:32:54# I'll be beside myself with glee
0:32:54 > 0:33:00# Yeah, I like to be beside I would like to be beside Beside the seaside, beside the sea. #
0:33:16 > 0:33:21# Bluebells I've gathered Take them and be true
0:33:21 > 0:33:25# When I'm a man, my plan
0:33:25 > 0:33:28# Will be to marry you...
0:33:28 > 0:33:32- # All together... # - Fresh air, peace and quiet,
0:33:32 > 0:33:40- a good appetite. A few more bottles of beer and we'd be in clover. - Still, there's higher things.
0:33:40 > 0:33:43Come on, Maudie! Help me wash up.
0:33:43 > 0:33:50- I've got to keep me hands nice to attract the public. I'll keep you company, though.- Mind how you go.
0:33:50 > 0:33:53- I've got to go bye-bye.- All right.
0:33:53 > 0:33:55Mind the steps.
0:33:55 > 0:34:00- There's a girl!- Well, well, hubby, how's married life treating you, eh?
0:34:00 > 0:34:07- Comme ci, comme ca. - Tell me something. Is it all it's cracked up to be?
0:34:07 > 0:34:12Don't take that tone, old man. You're talking about something sacred.
0:34:14 > 0:34:17I say, isn't this a lark!
0:34:17 > 0:34:24Not half! Enjoy yourself, that's my motto. You're only young once, I always say.
0:34:28 > 0:34:31But you mustn't be too young.
0:34:31 > 0:34:38When are you going to grow some whiskers? Your face is as smooth as a girl's.
0:34:39 > 0:34:46- You'll be bristly soon enough. - I intend to grow a moustache in a year or two.
0:34:46 > 0:34:53- You won't 'alf look a lad! What you gonna have? A Charlie Chaplin? - No, one of those thin ones.
0:34:53 > 0:35:00Like Ronald Colman? Where's me eyebrow pencil? Let's see how it'll look.
0:35:03 > 0:35:07I want to get it like Ronald Colman.
0:35:07 > 0:35:11- Ow!- Hold still now. Wait a minute. Let me get it right.
0:35:16 > 0:35:23- Oh, I say, that's marvellous!- I say, I wonder what it'd be like to kiss anybody with a moustache like that.
0:35:23 > 0:35:25- I don't know.- Let's try.
0:35:26 > 0:35:33- What did you want to do that for? - Don't you like kissing? Time you had some practice. I'll show you.- No.
0:35:33 > 0:35:36I...I've got a girl already.
0:35:37 > 0:35:42- Hello, ducky! - Lovey-dovey, how goes it, eh?
0:35:44 > 0:35:45Oh...
0:35:45 > 0:35:53- Must be the fresh air. I feel ready for bed.- I've been dreaming a bit... of you.- No, have you? Go on!
0:35:53 > 0:35:59- I hate to leave my little angel sugar drop.- Sugar drop loves her baby man!
0:35:59 > 0:36:04And little Sylvester wants to knock your fatsy-watsy heads together.
0:36:04 > 0:36:06Love!
0:36:17 > 0:36:21Ah, there you are. About time we turned in, isn't it?
0:36:21 > 0:36:29- Where's your tent?- My what?- You were going to sleep in a tent.- Oh, catch me!- I'll sleep in it. Where is it?
0:36:29 > 0:36:34- There ain't no tent.- Huh?- The truth is, I put the money on an 'orse.
0:36:34 > 0:36:39- You what?- There's plenty of room for both of us here. Get your pyjamas.
0:36:39 > 0:36:42- But...but...- But, but, but what?
0:36:42 > 0:36:49- Well, I... I'm afraid I snore. - Well, I'll give you a clump on the head every time I hear you.
0:36:49 > 0:36:56- I kick, too.- Ah, never mind. It's a bit nippy tonight. You'll make a proper little hot-water bottle.
0:36:56 > 0:37:00No, no. I'm stuffy... It's...dizzy. I...
0:37:00 > 0:37:05What's the matter with you? I took a bath last Saturday night.
0:37:25 > 0:37:29# Hello! Hello! We're going to start the show
0:37:29 > 0:37:32# I think you're going to put us to the test
0:37:32 > 0:37:37# With comedy and song and dance The Pink Pierrots will do their best
0:37:37 > 0:37:41# I am the comic of the show With laughter, song and jest
0:37:41 > 0:37:46# I'll try and entertain you all... I'll introduce the rest
0:37:46 > 0:37:53# To aid that comic is my job And then if you approve, a poem I'll recite to you, any one you choose
0:37:53 > 0:37:57# In me, you see the baritone In fact, I'm everything
0:37:57 > 0:38:01# I play for all the other three And then I have to sing
0:38:01 > 0:38:05# In me, you see the sweet soubrette For you, I'll sing and dance
0:38:05 > 0:38:09# I'll sing a little melody You just give me a chance. #
0:38:11 > 0:38:13LAUGHTER
0:38:22 > 0:38:25# Who wants a kiss...
0:38:25 > 0:38:28# Who wants a kiss from me?
0:38:28 > 0:38:33# A little kiss... A little kiss from me?
0:38:33 > 0:38:38# Why, some desire laughter
0:38:38 > 0:38:40# And some melody
0:38:40 > 0:38:43# Some cards and some roses
0:38:43 > 0:38:46# Some want luxury... #
0:38:46 > 0:38:49LAUGHTER
0:39:03 > 0:39:05Ladies and gentlemen,
0:39:05 > 0:39:12and that fake audience over there on the boat! YOU! The man that makes a girl cry! SHUT UP!
0:39:14 > 0:39:20If you think you're so much cleverer than we are, get up here and do a turn yourself!
0:39:23 > 0:39:25APPLAUSE
0:39:29 > 0:39:30Well...
0:39:30 > 0:39:34I owe an apology to our friends. I should think so!
0:39:34 > 0:39:39I had no intention of distressing this charming young lady.
0:39:39 > 0:39:47- I laughed only at the sad thought that I had so little hope of getting a kiss from her.- Oh, don't say that.
0:39:48 > 0:39:52That's not the sort of entertainment we want here.
0:39:52 > 0:39:59And as for this young man, who taught me a lesson, I beg him to shake hands with me.
0:39:59 > 0:40:01My dear fellow, I beg your pardon.
0:40:01 > 0:40:05- PIANO FANFARE - Ladies and gentlemen,
0:40:05 > 0:40:12having had a liberal sample of our friend's humour here, we'll return to the business of entertaining you.
0:40:12 > 0:40:17Mr Sylvester Scarletto will sing The Winkle On The Boarding-House Floor.
0:40:17 > 0:40:22- Don't stop and listen to this. - Why not?
0:40:22 > 0:40:24- Well, it's horrible.- All right.
0:40:24 > 0:40:31I like you. Come up to my studio after the show and let's make a party of it, eh? Bring your pals.
0:40:31 > 0:40:34Ask for Michael Fane.
0:40:35 > 0:40:37DANCERS SING "La-la-la"
0:40:40 > 0:40:43What's the matter with you both?
0:40:43 > 0:40:48- Don't you think it's fine?- What? - Singing, laughing, dancing and wine
0:40:48 > 0:40:51in an orchard, and all in the moonlight.
0:40:56 > 0:40:58Grab him!
0:41:02 > 0:41:04Here's to you!
0:41:04 > 0:41:07SINGING CONTINUES
0:41:21 > 0:41:25'Ere, 'ere, 'ere, what d'you think you're doing?
0:41:25 > 0:41:28Look at him, will you?
0:41:28 > 0:41:31- What time do you make it?- Here.
0:41:40 > 0:41:44You know, there is something about you...
0:41:44 > 0:41:46Well...
0:41:46 > 0:41:48as a matter of fact...
0:41:48 > 0:41:51I'm...not...
0:41:51 > 0:41:54- Ah-h!- Huh?
0:41:54 > 0:41:56Hello!
0:42:03 > 0:42:07I'm pleased to see you, Lily! We're having a surprise party.
0:42:21 > 0:42:24Come on, come on!
0:42:24 > 0:42:29- And we sold all my nice furniture. - Oh, too bad.
0:42:29 > 0:42:32Becky asked me down here, so I came.
0:42:32 > 0:42:36- How long do you stay? - Till Becky is too dull, perhaps?
0:42:36 > 0:42:40Or her parents are too shocked, or I am too bored.
0:42:40 > 0:42:45Well, don't get bored too soon. It's marvellous having you here.
0:42:45 > 0:42:47MOANING
0:42:52 > 0:42:54Oh, Maudie...
0:42:54 > 0:42:57I love you, Maudie.
0:42:57 > 0:42:59Don't do it.
0:43:03 > 0:43:05Oh...
0:43:06 > 0:43:08Maudie...
0:43:08 > 0:43:11She WILL...
0:43:11 > 0:43:13She WILL do it.
0:43:13 > 0:43:19No, no, she mustn't. I can't stand it, I tell you.
0:43:19 > 0:43:24Hey, say he follows her about. Say she's gonna run off with him.
0:43:26 > 0:43:34- He follows her. - No-o... - And soon she'll run away.
0:43:34 > 0:43:38No, she mustn't. You're driving me mad!
0:43:38 > 0:43:40Is that your idea of a joke?
0:43:40 > 0:43:43Come on, Father. It's all right.
0:43:43 > 0:43:45Where am I?
0:43:45 > 0:43:47Oh...
0:43:47 > 0:43:51I had such a nightmare. I dreamt that I was...
0:43:51 > 0:43:53Maudie...
0:43:53 > 0:43:57- Maudie, where is she? - She's gone home.
0:43:57 > 0:44:00Is this Maudie in costume also? Yes.
0:44:00 > 0:44:03< Why are you laughing? You saw her!
0:44:03 > 0:44:08- No, she did not. - Yes, carrying on with some fellow!
0:44:08 > 0:44:11Oh, no, no. You're just playing a joke.
0:44:11 > 0:44:16- Come on, Father, let's go. - Oh, so you've woken up now.
0:44:16 > 0:44:23- I've just been for a little stroll. - You brazen baggage! She saw you with him!
0:44:23 > 0:44:25- What a wicked lie!- Yes, it's a lie.
0:44:25 > 0:44:30You shouldn't be so rude. Such a pretty boy! I say, Lily...
0:44:30 > 0:44:37But, darling, I said nothing. He had an eye glass and a moustache.
0:44:37 > 0:44:39There you are. That's it!
0:44:39 > 0:44:43Look here. Come here... MAUDIE SCREAMS
0:44:56 > 0:45:04- Well, well. 'Ere, two to one on the skirt.- Get them apart. - Don't stop them. I adore the fight.
0:45:04 > 0:45:08Adore that, then, you mischief-making cat!
0:45:10 > 0:45:15- You don't need to help me out of here!- Come on, the rest of you!
0:45:15 > 0:45:19Well, I'm afraid I must go now. Goodbye.
0:45:24 > 0:45:29- Get along with you. - Don't worry about us. We're going.
0:45:29 > 0:45:31MAUDIE AND HENRY ARGUE AS THEY GO
0:45:31 > 0:45:34COME ON!
0:45:34 > 0:45:38Come on. Don't give them another free show.
0:45:39 > 0:45:45Such a clown! He was a jolly old clown. Now, he's miserable, thanks to you.
0:45:45 > 0:45:51And you've made a nice boy behave like a swine. It was only a little joke!
0:45:51 > 0:45:58- You disgraced us, in front of the gentry! I'm sure she ain't no better than she should be.- I hate her.
0:45:58 > 0:46:03- And he's as bad.- It don't do to step out of your class.
0:46:03 > 0:46:05HORN HOOTS
0:46:08 > 0:46:11A pretty fast piece of skirt, eh?
0:46:11 > 0:46:15- OTHERS PROTEST - I like the way that car goes.
0:46:15 > 0:46:17I like her.
0:46:17 > 0:46:20Dirty road hog!
0:46:20 > 0:46:24Hold on to me, dear. I'll look after you.
0:46:43 > 0:46:45STONES ARE THROWN AT WINDOW
0:46:45 > 0:46:48Hey, who's that?
0:46:48 > 0:46:51Please...it's me.
0:46:55 > 0:46:57Oh.
0:46:57 > 0:47:01- I came to say I was sorry. - So you should be.
0:47:01 > 0:47:03Yes, I know.
0:47:05 > 0:47:11- Would you mind if I... said goodbye?- Not at all.
0:47:11 > 0:47:13Well...
0:47:13 > 0:47:15goodbye.
0:47:15 > 0:47:16Goodbye.
0:47:16 > 0:47:24I can't imagine why I acted like that tonight. I hadn't any right ever to come here. I thought I had.
0:47:25 > 0:47:27But...no.
0:47:27 > 0:47:33You were right to chuck me out. Everything was so lovely and...
0:47:33 > 0:47:35I made it horrible.
0:47:35 > 0:47:41I'm cheap. I'm loud-mouthed. I can't control myself. I never could.
0:47:41 > 0:47:46But poor old thing, he goes mad with jealousy and...
0:47:46 > 0:47:49and so...well...
0:47:52 > 0:47:54Goodbye.
0:47:54 > 0:48:00- Wait a minute.- I brought some money to pay for the things we broke.
0:48:02 > 0:48:07It's all I've got. I hope it's enough. Here you are.
0:48:08 > 0:48:11Here, come on up.
0:48:11 > 0:48:13Come on. Come on up.
0:48:16 > 0:48:23Now, look here, I know I'm right. You are an exceedingly nice boy, but why did you hit a woman?
0:48:23 > 0:48:25Well...
0:48:25 > 0:48:27you don't understand.
0:48:27 > 0:48:32If you understood, you wouldn't think it was so bad of me.
0:48:32 > 0:48:34You see, I'm not...
0:48:34 > 0:48:40..going to see your father treated like that. Miss Levetsky was wrong.
0:48:40 > 0:48:44- That's all right. - She's a strange girl.
0:48:44 > 0:48:47She's a Russian girl, an exile.
0:48:47 > 0:48:54Just lives for one sensation after another. Oh, well, let's forget about it, shall we?
0:48:54 > 0:48:58- We'll have a drink.- No. No, thank you, I...- No?- No.
0:49:00 > 0:49:08- Oh, women, women... They always mess things up.- Yes, I hate women, too. I just want to forget they exist.
0:49:08 > 0:49:10Don't you?
0:49:10 > 0:49:17- Well, I had the same thought just before you came in.- Oh... - But let's be reasonable, Sylvester.
0:49:17 > 0:49:24Which would you rather? Spend the day with a duke, a great artist, an explorer or a really pretty girl?
0:49:24 > 0:49:31- I'd choose the great artist, of course.- I'd plump for the pretty girl every time.- Oh?
0:49:35 > 0:49:40Hey, I know what it is that gives me a queer feeling when I look at you!
0:49:40 > 0:49:45- There's something in you that I've painted.- Oh?
0:49:45 > 0:49:53- That's what it must be. Look, will you come and sit for me?- I'll sit for you till my bones crack.
0:49:53 > 0:49:55Here, this'll clinch the bargain.
0:49:55 > 0:49:58- Oh, no...- Go on. Take it.
0:49:59 > 0:50:02Come over about teatime tomorrow.
0:50:02 > 0:50:06You might bring your costume with you.
0:50:06 > 0:50:09All right. Sure, I...
0:50:11 > 0:50:13Yes, I...
0:50:13 > 0:50:15I suppose I had better go.
0:50:15 > 0:50:20- Or you can bed down here, if you want to.- No, I can't.
0:50:20 > 0:50:22Suit yourself.
0:50:24 > 0:50:26Oh, light out.
0:50:26 > 0:50:30Thanks. Do you want me to open the door for you?
0:50:30 > 0:50:33No, no, I...
0:50:33 > 0:50:36I like the window.
0:50:38 > 0:50:40Goodnight!
0:50:40 > 0:50:42Goodnight.
0:50:55 > 0:50:57GIRLS SQUEAL
0:50:58 > 0:51:01EXCITED CHATTER
0:51:20 > 0:51:24Come along, Ingrid!
0:51:24 > 0:51:26I'm coming!
0:51:29 > 0:51:32Wait for me! Hey! Wait for me!
0:52:38 > 0:52:40Mr Fane?
0:52:45 > 0:52:47Mr Fane!
0:52:47 > 0:52:50Is that you, Sylvester? Come in!
0:52:50 > 0:52:52May I?
0:52:53 > 0:52:58Shan't be a moment. Been picking apples and thought I'd have a bath.
0:52:58 > 0:53:03- Oh?- Come on in. Let's see how that costume looks by daylight.
0:53:03 > 0:53:07- I haven't got it on yet. - Well, get into it.
0:53:07 > 0:53:13I say, can you see my trousers out there? You might bring them in to me.
0:53:13 > 0:53:19- No, I can't see them.- Oh, well, never mind. I'll come out for 'em.
0:53:19 > 0:53:21Oh-oh, no!
0:53:21 > 0:53:28- Hey! What in the name of...? - You're not undressed, are you, Mr Fane?
0:53:28 > 0:53:29What?
0:53:29 > 0:53:33Good heavens, boy, what are you up to?
0:53:33 > 0:53:36Oh, I see!
0:53:36 > 0:53:42You're really a girl! I wondered why I was talking to you as I did!
0:53:42 > 0:53:44Ah-ha-ha-ha!
0:53:44 > 0:53:46Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
0:53:46 > 0:53:51I say, I hope I didn't say anything to you I shouldn't have.
0:53:51 > 0:53:56Well, well! Who'd have thought I wouldn't know a girl when I saw one?
0:53:56 > 0:54:02Come on! Sit down, you oddity. Sit down, you crowing hen.
0:54:02 > 0:54:06You freak of nature! Sit down. Let's have a look at you.
0:54:07 > 0:54:10HE LAUGHS
0:54:11 > 0:54:17- Well, what is so funny?- Only the way you stick out your legs!
0:54:18 > 0:54:23- I didn't ask you to look at them. - Oh, don't be angry.
0:54:23 > 0:54:27Oh, what a pierrot party! What a prize package!
0:54:27 > 0:54:29Oh, I shall die!
0:54:29 > 0:54:34- Well, I'll go and spare your life. - No, I'm sorry. Have I offended you?
0:54:34 > 0:54:39Come, come. I didn't mean it. There. You're a jolly girl.
0:54:40 > 0:54:43A pretty girl, too.
0:54:43 > 0:54:45No...no.
0:54:45 > 0:54:47Chuck it, I say!
0:54:47 > 0:54:49Hm.
0:54:49 > 0:54:51A vixen, eh?
0:54:51 > 0:54:54I'm sorry.
0:54:55 > 0:54:57I didn't mean to hit you.
0:54:57 > 0:55:05Why, I...I'm rough and clumsy. I should have stayed as a boy. It's all I'm fit for.
0:55:05 > 0:55:12Who wants more hobbledehoys in the world? There's always room for another pretty girl. You're charming!
0:55:12 > 0:55:14Oh, yes!
0:55:14 > 0:55:19- Yes, yes. My hair's charming, I suppose.- It's very amusing.
0:55:19 > 0:55:24Yes, my freckles, they're amusing, too. Look at them!
0:55:24 > 0:55:29- And the way I stand.- You're nice from your head to your toes.- My toes!
0:55:29 > 0:55:33- They freeze to death in these shoes. - Big feet, eh?- I have.
0:55:33 > 0:55:40- With no trouser pockets, I don't know what to do with my hands.- Give them five rounds with a nailbrush.
0:55:40 > 0:55:42What?
0:55:43 > 0:55:45Oh...
0:55:49 > 0:55:51Poor child.
0:55:51 > 0:55:54So I hurt her feelings, did I?
0:55:54 > 0:56:01I said the sort of things she was saying herself, and she didn't like it. Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
0:56:01 > 0:56:04No, I... I'm sorry. I'm just a fool.
0:56:04 > 0:56:11- Of course. But I'll tell you the cure. You've got to learn the tricks of the trade.- Tricks? Not me.
0:56:11 > 0:56:16Men'll play tricks on you, so you'd better be armed.
0:56:16 > 0:56:23- Don't squeak and squeal about your freckles and your hair. Remember you are a very charming person.- I'm not.
0:56:23 > 0:56:26- You are!- I- say so.
0:56:26 > 0:56:33- And all the funny bits are charming, too. They're the spice. - You're just saying that.
0:56:33 > 0:56:35Oh-h, don't be coy!
0:56:35 > 0:56:38- Don't be coy.- I'm not!
0:56:38 > 0:56:41- Yes, you are.- You're a liar!
0:56:41 > 0:56:43Temper, temper.
0:56:49 > 0:56:53Oh, you'll make a sophisticated young lady, all right.
0:56:53 > 0:56:58You'll soon play the game like all the rest of your sex.
0:56:58 > 0:57:05You'll take compliments for granted, lie, tease, pretend indifference, pretend you're fond of somebody else.
0:57:05 > 0:57:12- Is that good?- Oh, certainly. And you'll refuse our kisses as before, only a little more gracefully.
0:57:14 > 0:57:17One hopes that you will bend lower.
0:57:18 > 0:57:21And lower.
0:57:21 > 0:57:23CAR HORN
0:57:23 > 0:57:25What idiot's that?
0:57:29 > 0:57:36- I thought you were going home. - I changed my mind. - I could wait for you.- No need.
0:57:36 > 0:57:38Darling!
0:57:42 > 0:57:45I know. I'm bad.
0:57:45 > 0:57:47I've been so wicked.
0:57:49 > 0:57:51Don't scold me too much.
0:57:53 > 0:57:55Be nice.
0:57:55 > 0:57:58Well...you know I always forgive you.
0:57:59 > 0:58:02Why don't you smile at me?
0:58:08 > 0:58:12- Oh! What is she like? - Who? What do you mean?
0:58:12 > 0:58:18The one you have in there. How did you know? I see her in your eyes. Goodbye.
0:58:18 > 0:58:22No. Come and see her. Why, she'll amuse you.
0:58:26 > 0:58:29But who...?
0:58:31 > 0:58:33The little pierrot boy!
0:58:33 > 0:58:41- Were you a girl dressed as a boy, or are you a boy dressed as a girl? - Sylvester is Sylvia.
0:58:41 > 0:58:43How charming.
0:58:43 > 0:58:48How lovely she is! Yes, isn't she?
0:58:48 > 0:58:53And you're very strong. I know that. I must give you that back.
0:58:57 > 0:58:59I'm terribly sorry about last night.
0:58:59 > 0:59:06Oh, let's forget about Sylvester. Sylvia's so much more charming. Perfect.
0:59:06 > 0:59:12My friend, do you get up late or go to bed early? I was just having a bath.
0:59:12 > 0:59:18Very nice English custom, the bath in the afternoon. I'll go and put some things on.
0:59:18 > 0:59:21HE SINGS TO HIMSELF
0:59:21 > 0:59:26- Shan't be three minutes. You can time me.- I haven't a watch.
0:59:27 > 0:59:30Isn't he so...?
0:59:30 > 0:59:36Oh, but this is so lovely! It's beautiful! It's a poem.
0:59:36 > 0:59:39Now, what do you mean?
0:59:39 > 0:59:44But you can tell me, my dear. To me, Michael is a very dear friend.
0:59:44 > 0:59:46Really?
0:59:46 > 0:59:51But...I...I thought...last night, that you and he were...
0:59:51 > 0:59:54were...um...um...
0:59:55 > 1:00:00So that's why you hit me? You child. You were jealous.
1:00:00 > 1:00:02I'm ashamed.
1:00:02 > 1:00:07Oh, no. It's natural to love... and to be jealous.
1:00:08 > 1:00:10And you're very happy.
1:00:10 > 1:00:12Yes.
1:00:12 > 1:00:15He loves you very much, I see that.
1:00:15 > 1:00:17Do you?
1:00:17 > 1:00:19How?
1:00:19 > 1:00:23- Do you really think so? - Oh, but he must!
1:00:23 > 1:00:25He's told you how lovely you are?
1:00:25 > 1:00:27Well...
1:00:27 > 1:00:30- He's kissed you?- Oh, no!
1:00:31 > 1:00:36- Yes, he has.- So you must know that he loves you.- Oh...
1:00:36 > 1:00:38Perhaps.
1:00:39 > 1:00:41Perhaps he does.
1:00:41 > 1:00:46Did you time me? Two minutes, ten seconds. World record.
1:00:46 > 1:00:53You got into your clothes all because of me. The rest of the world will benefit.
1:00:53 > 1:00:57Now, how about some tea? Perhaps I will not stay to tea.
1:00:57 > 1:01:00What? I'm always too late.
1:01:02 > 1:01:04You have my whole life in that.
1:01:04 > 1:01:10Hello, hello. Talking in riddles again. I smell trouble. I never learn.
1:01:10 > 1:01:14I play with things too long, then they hurt me.
1:01:14 > 1:01:21I have played with you, and you've begged me and forgiven me, and I haven't cared.
1:01:21 > 1:01:23And suddenly...
1:01:23 > 1:01:26perhaps I do care.
1:01:26 > 1:01:29And now... Now what?
1:01:29 > 1:01:31You and you.
1:01:31 > 1:01:36Hmm? You've stolen her from that bad handsome pierrot man.
1:01:36 > 1:01:41You can't play those blasted tricks on me. You know I adore you.
1:01:41 > 1:01:48But what a pleasant consolation. Pretty, simple, innocent. Just what you like.
1:01:48 > 1:01:55Don't be ridiculous. Can't you see she's only a child? She knows nothing of that sort of thing. And anyway...
1:01:58 > 1:02:01Darling, forgive me. I'm so silly.
1:02:05 > 1:02:07I will stay for a long time.
1:02:09 > 1:02:13I'll go and make the tea. Won't be a minute.
1:02:13 > 1:02:14I...
1:02:14 > 1:02:17I think that I will have to go.
1:02:17 > 1:02:18Goodbye.
1:02:18 > 1:02:23- Oh, but why, child? - Don't call me child. I'm not.
1:02:23 > 1:02:27You see, somebody's waiting for me, too.
1:02:27 > 1:02:34- That bad, handsome pierrot man that you didn't steal me away from. - You mean YOU and THAT fellow...?
1:02:34 > 1:02:37Well, why not?
1:02:37 > 1:02:43Just like you and you and... And goodbye. He'll very angry with me if I'm late.
1:03:14 > 1:03:17Hello! Going my way, little girl?
1:03:17 > 1:03:20Met you before somewhere, haven't I?
1:03:20 > 1:03:22Well, well, well!
1:03:23 > 1:03:29What's the matter? Had a bit of a disappointment at the studio, eh?
1:03:29 > 1:03:32Well, you stay among your own pals.
1:03:32 > 1:03:37From now, we'll be a proper little foursome. You know that? I like you.
1:03:40 > 1:03:44Well... Have you come out in your true colours?
1:03:44 > 1:03:51- Oh, don't do that, my dear. Keep hid. Keep hid.- What's the matter with you, Father? Are you drunk?- No, I...
1:03:51 > 1:03:54Sh-she's gone shopping.
1:03:54 > 1:03:57Do you think she's gone shopping, eh?
1:03:57 > 1:04:03I keep on fancying that... she's with that fellow. She...I...
1:04:03 > 1:04:05Hoo-hoo!
1:04:05 > 1:04:08Here's little Buttercup!
1:04:08 > 1:04:13- Thank heaven you've come. - I've got us some... Holy snakes!
1:04:15 > 1:04:22- I don't believe it! You're a... - Maybe you can't believe it, but still I'm a girl, more's the pity.
1:04:22 > 1:04:26- I must have another look at her. - Leave her alone. She's upset.
1:04:26 > 1:04:31- Get the tea ready, so we can start packing.- Packing?
1:04:31 > 1:04:33- Yes, we're moving on.- Who says so?
1:04:33 > 1:04:38- I say so. We all say so. Now look slippy.- I say we ain't going.
1:04:38 > 1:04:46Oh, yes, we must go, my dear, because this place is getting me down. I get crazy ideas here.
1:04:46 > 1:04:53I keep thinking some fellow's following you about, but now that I know we're all going away...
1:04:53 > 1:05:00I know it's all right. It's all tommyrot, but sometimes, you know, it seems as real to me as...
1:05:01 > 1:05:03as that rat there.
1:05:08 > 1:05:16- Go on up and get cooking, then you can make your little arrangements. Here you are.- Make arrangements?
1:05:16 > 1:05:18Perhaps I well, then, after all.
1:05:33 > 1:05:36Where are you, Maudie?
1:05:37 > 1:05:39Maudie!
1:05:40 > 1:05:42MAUDIE!
1:05:55 > 1:05:57Maudie! Maudie!
1:06:00 > 1:06:02She's gone!
1:06:02 > 1:06:09- Where did she go?- I don't know. I woke up with the thunder.- Don't go out there. Maybe she'll come back.
1:06:09 > 1:06:12- I must.- No!- Let go!
1:06:16 > 1:06:17No!
1:06:20 > 1:06:22Maudie! Maudie! Maudie!
1:06:22 > 1:06:28Father! Father, come back! You'll never find her in this storm!
1:06:28 > 1:06:30FATHER!
1:06:31 > 1:06:33FATHER!
1:06:37 > 1:06:44You'll never find him in weather like this. He'll call off and come back. Go back to bed.
1:06:44 > 1:06:46No, I...
1:06:46 > 1:06:48I must find him.
1:06:48 > 1:06:56- He's lost. I must go and find him. - Give me that lantern.- Are you going, too?- Of course I am. Come on.- Hurry.
1:06:59 > 1:07:00FATHER!
1:07:00 > 1:07:03- FATHER!- HENRY!
1:07:03 > 1:07:04FATHER!
1:07:16 > 1:07:24- The door is still open. He hasn't come back yet.- He'll be resting, while we've been walking all night.
1:07:40 > 1:07:43No, no, no. Wait a minute.
1:07:43 > 1:07:45I'll go. You stay here.
1:08:04 > 1:08:06I know.
1:08:06 > 1:08:08Take it easy, take it easy.
1:08:22 > 1:08:24Poor kid.
1:08:24 > 1:08:27Now, now, don't take it too hard.
1:08:28 > 1:08:30Poor old thing.
1:08:31 > 1:08:35Well...he's out of it. Let's go down.
1:08:35 > 1:08:37All right.
1:08:48 > 1:08:53Remember how jolly he was when we first started out?
1:08:53 > 1:08:57Everything's always jolly when you start out.
1:08:57 > 1:09:02Hard liquor and a soft heart, that's what you might say he died of.
1:09:03 > 1:09:06Oh, well.
1:09:07 > 1:09:13- Pity she got hold of him, though. - Pity anybody ever gets hold of anybody.
1:09:13 > 1:09:18- You still fretting about that artist?- No.- I should hope not.
1:09:18 > 1:09:25Why, the fellow didn't even bother to come round and give you a word of sympathy.
1:09:25 > 1:09:29- Let's forget about him. - That's the stuff.
1:09:29 > 1:09:34The way I look at it, maybe we ain't good enough for some people.
1:09:34 > 1:09:41To tell you the truth, though, I got an eyeful of that Russian girl of his. Saw her in the town yesterday.
1:09:41 > 1:09:44And the day before.
1:09:44 > 1:09:46Oh, well, what of it?
1:09:46 > 1:09:49What of it?
1:09:49 > 1:09:54You and me, we suit. And there's a little bit of warm-heartedness, too.
1:09:56 > 1:09:58- Yes, I know.- Course you do.
1:10:00 > 1:10:04Who else is fond of you like I am, eh? Nobody!
1:10:06 > 1:10:08Nobody.
1:10:08 > 1:10:15I tell you what, let's you and me muck along together and let the rest of the world go to pot.
1:10:15 > 1:10:20- All right, then.- ..That's it!
1:10:23 > 1:10:24Here.
1:10:29 > 1:10:35N-not here. Let's wait until we get away from here. It won't be long.
1:10:35 > 1:10:41No, I'll get the water buckets at the trough and then we'll get going.
1:10:41 > 1:10:43And, kid...!
1:11:08 > 1:11:11Michael, Michael! >
1:11:11 > 1:11:13Michael! >
1:11:15 > 1:11:17Michael, help! >
1:11:20 > 1:11:23Michael! ..Michael!
1:11:23 > 1:11:26MONK! ..MONK!
1:11:27 > 1:11:31- Monk! ..Monk!- What is it, Sylv?
1:11:33 > 1:11:37Michael! ..Michael!
1:11:52 > 1:11:55What's up, Sylv?
1:11:55 > 1:11:58- Sylv, where are you?- HELP! >
1:11:58 > 1:12:00Help!
1:12:00 > 1:12:02Michael!
1:12:11 > 1:12:12Help!
1:12:40 > 1:12:46Well, I suppose you'd better go and get Mr Fane.
1:12:46 > 1:12:51Half a mo', half a mo'. There's something fishy about this.
1:12:51 > 1:12:56- Let's hear what she has to say. - That's none of our business.
1:12:56 > 1:13:00- Let him take her away, that's all we want, isn't it?- I suppose so.
1:13:02 > 1:13:05Look, look.
1:13:05 > 1:13:07She looks...
1:13:07 > 1:13:09I don't know - broken...
1:13:11 > 1:13:14..and so...so lovely.
1:13:14 > 1:13:18Who'd think she could be such a beast?
1:13:20 > 1:13:26Well, I suppose it's just her luck, like mine.
1:13:44 > 1:13:48Why haven't you gone?
1:13:48 > 1:13:56Whose errand boy do you think I am? He wants his girl, let him take better care of her. It ain't my job.
1:13:57 > 1:14:00Well, I'll go myself, then.
1:14:00 > 1:14:04Well, you're the proper little Cupid, aren't you?
1:14:04 > 1:14:08- Hey, I thought you hated her! - Well...
1:14:10 > 1:14:13I hated her because of something.
1:14:15 > 1:14:22But now I see. ..Monk, she must be terribly in love with him.
1:14:22 > 1:14:24Think of it.
1:14:24 > 1:14:26She was ready to die.
1:14:28 > 1:14:30That must mean a terrible lot.
1:14:32 > 1:14:37And...he loves her. I know, you see.
1:14:37 > 1:14:40It's wrong, wrong.
1:14:40 > 1:14:42Oh, she don't even think of that.
1:14:42 > 1:14:50If she'd met a good-looking yokel on her way to the water, she wouldn't be here now.
1:14:52 > 1:14:54You've got the mind of a pig.
1:14:54 > 1:14:57It's a pig's world.
1:14:59 > 1:15:05Maybe, for you and me. But not for her, if I can help it.
1:15:06 > 1:15:11I-I'm glad you didn't go to him. I'll go to him myself
1:15:11 > 1:15:16and I'll tell him what she did and what she's like
1:15:16 > 1:15:22and then he'll come and take her and they'll be happy again...
1:15:24 > 1:15:27..and you and I can go.
1:15:35 > 1:15:37Mr Fane?
1:15:38 > 1:15:45Oh, Sylvia! My dear, I'm so sorry about your father. I only heard this afternoon.
1:15:45 > 1:15:52- Listen, your friend is at the caravan.- Oh?- Yes, you must come. You must be very kind to her.
1:15:52 > 1:15:57- You must put everything right. - But...!- She tried to drown herself.
1:15:57 > 1:16:02- Good heavens! Is she all right?- Yes. - Oh, thank goodness!
1:16:02 > 1:16:08- Don't let her be unhappy. She was saved this time, but... - Who saved her?
1:16:08 > 1:16:10- Come on.- Was it you?- Yes.
1:16:10 > 1:16:15Oh, bless your heart! ..The car's outside. Come on, hurry up!
1:16:19 > 1:16:22- It's gone! It's gone!- Gone?!
1:16:26 > 1:16:31Do you think he ran her down to the doctor's? ..That must be it.
1:16:31 > 1:16:37- That isn't it at all! We must save her.- From what?- Monkley.- Monkley?
1:16:37 > 1:16:43- The dirty swine's run off with her. - Is he a lunatic?- No, he wanted her.
1:16:43 > 1:16:48- I'll break his neck!- They've only been gone 10 minutes.- We'll get him!
1:17:02 > 1:17:06- Well, which way? - Which way could they have gone?
1:17:06 > 1:17:12- There's a house down there. I'll ask them. - Run! I'll look down this way.
1:17:12 > 1:17:16Have you seen a caravan pass by?
1:17:16 > 1:17:23- What's a caravan?- It's a little house on wheels. Gypsies have them. - CHILD GIGGLES
1:17:23 > 1:17:28- Have you seen a caravan pass by? - Yes, just a short time ago.- Really?
1:17:28 > 1:17:32- Wait a minute!- What?- My dress!- No!
1:17:35 > 1:17:37UPROAR
1:17:43 > 1:17:46Sylvia! Where have you got to?
1:17:46 > 1:17:48Come on!
1:17:53 > 1:17:55Oh-h!
1:17:57 > 1:18:04- Whose clothes are those?- Mine! - But the dress...!- Hers! - The girl on the beach?- Yes!
1:18:04 > 1:18:07Don't laugh. They went THAT way.
1:18:07 > 1:18:11- Oh-h!- Oh, I'm so sorry!
1:18:11 > 1:18:19- Now what are we going to do? - Oh, dear! Well, let's get away from this place, anyway. I AM sorry!
1:18:19 > 1:18:23- Are you sure you can drive?- Yes. - Go carefully.
1:18:23 > 1:18:25Careful now!
1:18:34 > 1:18:37- Hey!- But we're in a hurry!
1:18:37 > 1:18:41- Show me your licence, young man. - Oh, show some sense!
1:18:41 > 1:18:46- Licence, please.- Don't talk like a fool!- Have you been drinking?- No!
1:18:46 > 1:18:50THEY ALL TALK AT ONCE
1:18:53 > 1:19:00- This is a pretty mess we're in! - You should have been more careful. - Well, I like that(!)
1:19:00 > 1:19:05- Inside. I won't stand up for you again. - I can stand up for myself!
1:19:05 > 1:19:10- That was madness.- Not considering who we were after!- You can't drive!
1:19:10 > 1:19:13Can't drive? Can't drive?!
1:19:13 > 1:19:20- You're just nervous.- Oh, you...! - If I was after a girl, I'd not care! - You're after something different.
1:19:20 > 1:19:24- Oh, don't talk to me! - I don't want to!- Then don't!
1:19:24 > 1:19:27You'll see the magistrate tomorrow.
1:19:30 > 1:19:32Come on.
1:19:32 > 1:19:36- Argh!- Oh-h!- Ow!
1:19:36 > 1:19:40- Is it bad?- I don't know. ..No, I don't think so.
1:19:40 > 1:19:44- I was such a clumsy fool!- Yes.
1:19:44 > 1:19:49A clumsy, impetuous, generous, warm-hearted, fool.
1:19:51 > 1:19:57- Now, why did you say that? - Oh, I don't know. It said itself.
1:19:57 > 1:19:59Oh. ..Hmm.
1:20:05 > 1:20:09- I know you're tired, but sit still. I'm getting it.- Sorry.
1:20:11 > 1:20:15- Uh-oh.- Oh!- Well, the light was kinder than I am.
1:20:16 > 1:20:19So now you can go to sleep.
1:20:19 > 1:20:22- But, er...- What?
1:20:22 > 1:20:26Well, um...
1:20:26 > 1:20:29I mean, um...
1:20:29 > 1:20:36- Don't you think I ought to tell them?- Tell them what? - Well, that I'm a girl.
1:20:36 > 1:20:42Oh, no. It'd cause too much bother. They might keep us here for days.
1:20:42 > 1:20:47- After all, we've got to get on.- Oh, yes, yes. We've got to find them.
1:20:47 > 1:20:49- Mmm.- Yes.
1:20:49 > 1:20:55- Well, you sleep here and I'll make myself comfortable on the floor. - All right.
1:20:55 > 1:20:58There we are.
1:21:00 > 1:21:04- Now, you take the pillow because I never use one.- Oh, thanks.
1:21:04 > 1:21:08Once we get out of here, we'll take the train to London.
1:21:08 > 1:21:15- And then...- Then what? - Well, if I know Lily, she'll be taking your Monkley to Paris.
1:21:15 > 1:21:23- We'll get him back for you. - He'll be taking her racing. You'll have her back in no time.
1:21:41 > 1:21:45- Come on, girl, I think- > - the dining car's up the front.
1:21:45 > 1:21:48LILY AND MONKLEY APPROACH, BICKERING
1:22:00 > 1:22:03- Um...!- Hello, Sylvia. What is it?
1:22:03 > 1:22:10Er...er... Well, nothing. I just wanted to say that I do love my new costume.
1:22:10 > 1:22:13- Thank you.- That's all right.
1:22:13 > 1:22:18- Take your seats for dinner! > Dinner! That's what we need.- No!
1:22:18 > 1:22:24- What?- It might seem greedy to go for the first dinner.- Don't be absurd!
1:22:24 > 1:22:30- Actually, I have a headache.- You look a bit strange. Where is it?
1:22:30 > 1:22:34- Oh! Yes, there!- You need some tea.
1:22:34 > 1:22:40- I'll go and get you some.- No! - No arguments! I'll have a bite while I'm there.
1:22:40 > 1:22:42Oh, dear!
1:22:45 > 1:22:48Well! ..Oh, dear.
1:22:48 > 1:22:53Is there plenty of room? Any amount. Over here, sir.
1:22:53 > 1:22:57LILY IS TALKING ANIMATEDLY
1:23:06 > 1:23:11There was such an awful crush, I couldn't get near the place.
1:23:11 > 1:23:13Well!
1:23:13 > 1:23:18- Headache better?- Yes, now! ..I mean, much better.
1:23:18 > 1:23:25- All the same, I think I'll pull the blinds down. It might come back. - No.
1:23:25 > 1:23:30Er, what will you do if we, er...don't find them?
1:23:30 > 1:23:35- We shall find them. - Yes, er... Yes, I'm afraid so.
1:23:35 > 1:23:39- Afraid?- Yes, you know how I disapprove of you and Monkley.
1:23:39 > 1:23:42Don't trouble about me.
1:23:42 > 1:23:46MONKLEY AND LILY PASS BY, ARGUING
1:23:48 > 1:23:53- There they are.- Yes. Well, we've got 'em.
1:23:53 > 1:23:57- And now...- Come on. We'll give them the surprise of their lives...
1:23:58 > 1:24:01- ..Won't we?- Come on! Let's get 'em!
1:24:01 > 1:24:05- Let's get 'em.- Yes, let's hurry.
1:24:12 > 1:24:17Wait a minute. Before I go in there, I've something I want to say.
1:24:17 > 1:24:22You're everything that's fresh and lovely and sweet and brave and good.
1:24:22 > 1:24:27What will I do without you? ..Now, I'll go and get you your Monkley.
1:24:27 > 1:24:30- Monkley? Hang Monkley!- Wh-Why?
1:24:30 > 1:24:37- Because I love YOU!- I never guessed it!- Never guessed you made the whole world different for me?
1:24:37 > 1:24:44I love you! Oh, I LONG for you. It's five whole days now and it seems like my whole life!
1:24:44 > 1:24:47I-I-I worship you!
1:24:47 > 1:24:49Oh, my dear!
1:24:49 > 1:24:55- < I'm going back to him!- You're staying here! We're getting hitched!
1:24:55 > 1:24:59- I'll find another compartment. - No, you don't!- No, leave me alone!
1:24:59 > 1:25:03Get in there! Don't get haughty with me!
1:25:03 > 1:25:06What if she comes in here?!
1:25:07 > 1:25:09BRAKES SLAM ON
1:25:13 > 1:25:16LILY: These trains will kill me!
1:25:16 > 1:25:22I'm going to stay in Paris. All my friends are there - Oliver and Cecil.
1:25:22 > 1:25:28I will stay at the Ritz if you want, but all my friends are at Claridge's.
1:25:28 > 1:25:31WHISTLE DROWNS OUT HER VOICE
1:25:31 > 1:25:35- Did you see anyone get off?- No.
1:25:39 > 1:25:42TRAIN MOVES SLOWLY OFF
1:25:42 > 1:25:45Well, that's that!
1:25:49 > 1:25:54If not, I go back to Michael. He loves me! He adores me!
1:25:54 > 1:25:57I have broken his heart, I know.
1:25:57 > 1:26:00What's this? How dare you?!
1:26:00 > 1:26:06Are you laughing at me? I've never seen such a thing in my life!
1:26:08 > 1:26:13Subtitles by Alison Semeonoff and Dorothy Moore, BBC
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