0:00:02 > 0:00:04'Reesa from Manhattan, you're on the air.'
0:00:04 > 0:00:07- 'I date a lot of guys.'- 'Uh-huh.' - 'I mean, a lot.
0:00:07 > 0:00:10'I've had more blind dates than a Seeing Eye dog. You know why?'
0:00:10 > 0:00:14- 'I'm on tenterhooks. Shoot.' - 'I'm looking for the real thing,
0:00:14 > 0:00:17'but I want to feel love, the kind where you're so delirious
0:00:17 > 0:00:20'you can barely breathe or eat.'
0:00:20 > 0:00:23'I'm waiting for a Prince Charming who will sweep me off my feet,
0:00:23 > 0:00:25'slam me into a wall, and bang my...'
0:00:25 > 0:00:27Let me stop you right there, Reesa.
0:00:27 > 0:00:30First, I don't think love is supposed to deny you of your food
0:00:30 > 0:00:34or oxygen supply. Love is supposed to nourish you.
0:00:34 > 0:00:38'I'm just saying I want the fairy tale. I want the excitement,
0:00:38 > 0:00:42- 'the romance, you know?'- Yeah, I do. This Prince Charming of yours
0:00:42 > 0:00:45doesn't exist. He's probably good for a few nights in the sack,
0:00:45 > 0:00:47then his charm will run thin, which is what charm does.
0:00:47 > 0:00:52'I hear ya, but what I'm saying is that I want to be deeply
0:00:52 > 0:00:55- 'and passionately in love.' - You want to be passionately in love?
0:00:55 > 0:00:59I see. You know who's a bigger flake than your buddy Prince Charming?
0:00:59 > 0:01:02His brother, Prince Passion. Reesa, if you are truly serious
0:01:02 > 0:01:05about wanting to find real, lasting love in this town,
0:01:05 > 0:01:08I'm going to have to dish out tough love to you.
0:01:08 > 0:01:11- 'Uh-oh.'- This serial dating of yours is a waste of time.
0:01:11 > 0:01:15You can't find something when you don't know what you're looking for.
0:01:15 > 0:01:19You're playing the field, right? Hoping that somebody will want you,
0:01:19 > 0:01:23when it's you who needs to figure out what it is you want.
0:01:23 > 0:01:26Anybody can fall in love, but you deserve a man
0:01:26 > 0:01:28with the emotional maturity to stay in love.
0:01:28 > 0:01:34Don't settle for a boyfriend when you can demand a man friend.
0:01:34 > 0:01:37- 'I'm not really the demanding type.' - Don't go there, Reesa.
0:01:37 > 0:01:39Hear what she's doing, listeners?
0:01:39 > 0:01:42'That is the sound of a woman who settles for second best.
0:01:42 > 0:01:47'Why do we do that? I mean, deep down we know we deserve better,
0:01:47 > 0:01:50'so why do we keep lowering our standards?'
0:01:50 > 0:01:53I devote a chapter to this in my new book, Real Love,
0:01:53 > 0:01:56which comes to stores on Wednesday. I've finally learned
0:01:56 > 0:01:59that unless you demand real love for yourself,
0:01:59 > 0:02:01you're going to get seriously hurt.
0:02:01 > 0:02:04'How am I supposed to know if love is real?'
0:02:04 > 0:02:08Spell it out for yourselves. R, is he responsible?
0:02:08 > 0:02:11E, is he your equal?
0:02:11 > 0:02:14- A, is he an adult?- Are you blind?
0:02:14 > 0:02:19And most of all, L, is he loving?
0:02:19 > 0:02:21- That's a ridiculous call! - Know anybody like that?
0:02:21 > 0:02:25- 'Not really.' - Hold out for it, Reesa.
0:02:25 > 0:02:30- You'll be so glad you did.- 'Oh, Dr Lloyd, you are such a lifesaver.
0:02:30 > 0:02:33- 'Thank you so much.'- You're welcome. All right, next caller.
0:02:34 > 0:02:37- Patrick! Come on!- Where'd she go? - Hopefully, to buy you a muzzle.
0:02:37 > 0:02:41- Keep your mouth quiet next time. - Move it, move it.
0:02:41 > 0:02:44- If there is a next time.- Come on.
0:02:44 > 0:02:47- SHOW TUNE MUSIC - Show tunes.
0:02:47 > 0:02:49- MUSIC CHANGING - Show tunes.
0:02:49 > 0:02:52- More show tunes. - I like show tunes!- Obviously.
0:02:52 > 0:02:55- It's sad. - Oh, there's the Love Doctor.
0:02:55 > 0:02:58- I hate that lady. - My lady loves this.- Mine, too.
0:02:58 > 0:03:02- Your... Wh-Who?- I mean my mother. - What is that?
0:03:02 > 0:03:04You're a beast.
0:03:04 > 0:03:08Next caller. Sofia of Astoria, you're on the air.
0:03:08 > 0:03:11- Hi. Hi, am I on? - 'Yeah. Yeah, here we are. Let's go.'
0:03:11 > 0:03:15Well, I'm supposed to be getting married this weekend
0:03:15 > 0:03:20- and I'm having second thoughts. - 'Second, third, fourth?'
0:03:20 > 0:03:22- What do you mean?- Have you thought about calling this off for a while?
0:03:22 > 0:03:27- I took your online compatibility test and he scored a 12.- 'OK.'
0:03:27 > 0:03:30That test helps predict long-term compatibility.
0:03:30 > 0:03:35- 'You're right to consider this...'- Is this Sofia?
0:03:35 > 0:03:40..very carefully. 43% of marriages end in divorce.
0:03:40 > 0:03:43You don't want that. How long have you known this guy?
0:03:43 > 0:03:45About five months, but he's a really good guy and all, and...
0:03:45 > 0:03:47B-But five months?
0:03:47 > 0:03:52Sofia, are you scared of being alone?
0:03:52 > 0:03:57- I guess so, maybe, yeah.- 'You know what's scarier than being alone?
0:03:57 > 0:04:00'You know what's worse? Being alone with the wrong guy
0:04:00 > 0:04:02'for the rest of your life. You got it?'
0:04:02 > 0:04:04Doesn't sound like an average case of jitters.
0:04:04 > 0:04:08Wait, are you saying I should call off the wedding?
0:04:08 > 0:04:13I'm running out of time, caller, but you know deep inside
0:04:13 > 0:04:18what you need to do. Thank you for calling. Good luck.
0:04:28 > 0:04:30Knock-knock.
0:04:30 > 0:04:33- Who's there? - This is your publisher speaking.
0:04:33 > 0:04:35Mm, we don't want any.
0:04:35 > 0:04:39- Hm.- Read 'em and weep.
0:04:39 > 0:04:42- Oh, really? - There's only one way to find out.
0:04:42 > 0:04:46No, no. I'm too nervous. You read it.
0:04:47 > 0:04:51"The Doctor is in. The first book from local talk radio sensation
0:04:51 > 0:04:54"Dr Emma Lloyd, Real Love establishes Lloyd
0:04:54 > 0:04:57- "as the latest khoja of modern romance."- The latest what?
0:04:57 > 0:05:02- What did they call me?- Khoja. - I don't know what that means.
0:05:02 > 0:05:04I don't even know how to spell it. K-H...
0:05:04 > 0:05:06What kind of word is khoja? ..O...
0:05:06 > 0:05:09- They're just showing off, really.- OK.
0:05:09 > 0:05:12For this popular magazine to review a self-help book
0:05:12 > 0:05:15and pull out a word like...khoja,
0:05:15 > 0:05:20from the Turkish "hoca". A, a title of respect for teacher. Hm.
0:05:20 > 0:05:22- B, a wise man.- Or woman.
0:05:22 > 0:05:28Oh! Or C, a subsect of ancient Ismaili assassins.
0:05:28 > 0:05:30- Hm. Lets go with A, for teacher, shall we?- I don't know.
0:05:30 > 0:05:33The assassin thing, I wouldn't throw that out.
0:05:33 > 0:05:36- Hm. I love those people from New York Magazine.- Geniuses.
0:05:36 > 0:05:40- Should I write a thank-you note? - Send a fruit basket.
0:05:40 > 0:05:42Mm. I love fruit.
0:05:42 > 0:05:46Yeah, well, that's why I'm marrying you, my Khoja.
0:05:46 > 0:05:50- Hm.- We're not done. We're not done with comments.
0:05:50 > 0:05:53- Ah.- OK.- OK, let's see.
0:05:53 > 0:05:57"Dr Lloyd's analysis of love's dos and don'ts is both insightful
0:05:57 > 0:06:00- "and trenchant." - Trenchant! What does that mean?
0:06:00 > 0:06:02- Direct and incisive.- Gimme a break.
0:06:02 > 0:06:06- What? I saw it on Jeopardy. - Why didn't they just say,
0:06:06 > 0:06:09- "Read the book, ruin your life?" - Read the sports page to us, huh?
0:06:09 > 0:06:13"Physical gifts can offer such insightful observations
0:06:13 > 0:06:16- "into the human heart is a thing of wonder."- Whoa!
0:06:16 > 0:06:20- Trouble, one o'clock. - "She is chicken soup for the heart."
0:06:20 > 0:06:21Hey! Hey, Sofia!
0:06:21 > 0:06:23- Uh-oh.- Sof!- Here we go.
0:06:23 > 0:06:27I'm reading about the lady that helped you plunge a knife
0:06:27 > 0:06:29through my heart. Very trenchant stuff.
0:06:29 > 0:06:32I can't talk now because I got to be someplace.
0:06:32 > 0:06:35We'll give you a ride. Hey, fellas! Stop the truck!
0:06:37 > 0:06:40Sof, come on. You haven't returned any of my calls.
0:06:40 > 0:06:43- Well, I've been busy. - Sofia, give the guy a break.
0:06:43 > 0:06:47- Talk to him, Sof.- I can't.
0:06:47 > 0:06:51Oh, don't do that, Sof! Come out here! Sofia!
0:06:52 > 0:06:57Please come out here so that we can talk.
0:06:57 > 0:07:00No, no, no, not you, sir. You can put your hands down.
0:07:00 > 0:07:04- Firemen. We don't arrest people. - We'll hose you down.
0:07:04 > 0:07:09Sof! I'm not going to go anywhere until you come out here.
0:07:15 > 0:07:20I don't understand. You know, one minute we're gettin' married,
0:07:20 > 0:07:23talkin' about names for our kids, and the next,
0:07:23 > 0:07:27- because some fruitcake... - She's a doctor.- Of what, Sof?
0:07:27 > 0:07:28Of what? Talk to me, here.
0:07:30 > 0:07:33Patrick, it's over.
0:07:33 > 0:07:37I'm sorry. OK? It's over.
0:07:39 > 0:07:40I got to go.
0:07:46 > 0:07:50Show's over, folks! Let's keep it movin'! What are ya lookin' at?
0:07:50 > 0:07:54- WOMAN:- 'I met someone I like but my friends tell me he's wrong for me.'
0:07:54 > 0:07:58- What do your friends say?- 'We have nothing in common, it's just sex.'
0:07:58 > 0:08:02I'm just running away from many more appropriate men who pursue me
0:08:02 > 0:08:06- because I'm...- Afraid of the real thing?- So they say.
0:08:26 > 0:08:28- There's Patrick!- Oh, Patrick!
0:08:28 > 0:08:30ALL TALK AT ONCE Patrick...
0:08:30 > 0:08:36Quiet! Leave the man alone. Can you not see that his heart is broken?
0:08:37 > 0:08:42How can he eat when the woman that he loved abandoned him forever,
0:08:42 > 0:08:46virtually without explanation and may be, at this very moment,
0:08:46 > 0:08:48cuckolding him with some other man?
0:08:53 > 0:08:55HE CHUCKLES
0:08:57 > 0:09:01- Good night, everybody. - Cuckolding? What does that mean?
0:09:01 > 0:09:03ALL CHATTER
0:09:33 > 0:09:36- Hey.- I'll be right with you.
0:09:36 > 0:09:40I'm giving Ann Coulter's frequent flyer miles to Michael Moore.
0:09:40 > 0:09:41This hacking's out of hand.
0:09:41 > 0:09:45- You can get in serious trouble. - Too late. Bon voyage, Mr Moore.
0:09:45 > 0:09:48You see that clipping on the Love Doctor's wedding plans?
0:09:48 > 0:09:52- Who in their right mind is going to marry her?- Whoever we want.
0:09:52 > 0:09:55- What do you mean?- Check this out.
0:09:58 > 0:10:01- Who's that?- That's her.
0:10:01 > 0:10:04- The Love Doctor? - I got it off her birth certificate.
0:10:04 > 0:10:08- Oh, I don't know about this, Ajay. - What are you talking about?
0:10:08 > 0:10:11All you ever do is walk around muttering about
0:10:11 > 0:10:14giving her a piece of your mind or fixing her wagon.
0:10:14 > 0:10:16For one, I've never said, "fix her wagon."
0:10:16 > 0:10:20If you've moved on, that's different,
0:10:20 > 0:10:23- and I'm happy you finally put this behind you.- Wait, whoa.
0:10:23 > 0:10:28Sh-Sh... Maybe me telling her how I feel
0:10:28 > 0:10:30and holding her accountable would be,
0:10:30 > 0:10:34you know, important for my growth or whatever. What do you think?
0:10:34 > 0:10:38What am I, your yogi? I thought you just wanted a little payback.
0:10:43 > 0:10:46- Let's do it.- Nice.
0:10:46 > 0:10:49- COMPUTER BEEPS - Oh, no, now you're married.
0:10:49 > 0:10:52- I'm married.- I'm what?
0:10:52 > 0:10:55- Already married.- According to who?
0:10:55 > 0:10:58"According to whom." The state of New York.
0:10:58 > 0:11:00- That's impossible. - I have never been married.
0:11:00 > 0:11:04You must have the wrong Emma Lloyd.
0:11:04 > 0:11:07- Emmaline Willing Lloyd? - HE LAUGHS
0:11:07 > 0:11:10- Your real name is Emmaline? - There's a lot of things
0:11:10 > 0:11:13- you don't know about her. - How do we fix this?
0:11:13 > 0:11:15Annulment forms. Fill them out,
0:11:15 > 0:11:20- have them notarised, bring them back.- I can't believe I didn't know.
0:11:20 > 0:11:25- Your husband needs to sign them, too.- Fiance.- Husband.
0:11:25 > 0:11:26- I don't have a husband.- Then who is
0:11:26 > 0:11:30- Patrick Thomas Sullivan of Astoria, New York?- Who is he?
0:11:30 > 0:11:32- (I don't know.)- He's your husband.
0:11:32 > 0:11:37- His address is right there. - Astoria?- Queens.
0:11:37 > 0:11:38I know a lawyer who can sort this quietly.
0:11:38 > 0:11:42- I'm sure that won't be necessary. - It will. I've got a book to launch.
0:11:42 > 0:11:46- Yours, I might add.- You don't think I was married?- No, it's not that,
0:11:46 > 0:11:49- it's just the timing of this could not be worse.- I know.
0:11:49 > 0:11:53I'm in the middle of recalling 70,000 copies of a moving memoir
0:11:53 > 0:11:56by a new author we've trumpeted as the next Maya Angelou
0:11:56 > 0:11:59who turns out to have plagiarised guess who? Maya Angelou.
0:11:59 > 0:12:02- I forgot about that. - I didn't, and the headline
0:12:02 > 0:12:05"Love Doctor A Polygamist" just flashed before my eyes.
0:12:05 > 0:12:09- Hold these.- And on top of everything is the Bollenbecker takeover.
0:12:09 > 0:12:13They haven't announced which publishers they're keeping,
0:12:13 > 0:12:16so one author who can't seem to help herself from being married,
0:12:16 > 0:12:19- and Abdington Books could be history.- I understand completely.
0:12:19 > 0:12:23Trust me, I'll take care of it. Everything will be fine.
0:12:23 > 0:12:28Oh, no, darling. Naughty choccy.
0:12:31 > 0:12:34- You don't need this. - You're right. Moment of weakness.
0:12:35 > 0:12:37- Go get 'em.- Taxi!
0:12:37 > 0:12:40Bye, sweetie.
0:13:19 > 0:13:20EMMA: Hello?
0:13:22 > 0:13:24Hello?
0:13:29 > 0:13:32Hello? Excuse me?
0:13:32 > 0:13:34You're not Patrick Sullivan, are you?
0:13:34 > 0:13:38- You are? No.- May I help you?
0:13:38 > 0:13:41- I hope so. Is this 2301, 33rd Street? - Yes,
0:13:41 > 0:13:44- it is.- I'm looking for someone who lives here
0:13:44 > 0:13:48- by the unlikely name of Patrick Sullivan.- Patrick.
0:13:48 > 0:13:50BOTH SPEAK FOREIGN LANGUAGE
0:13:53 > 0:13:57Keep going, tall lady! Keep going!
0:14:06 > 0:14:08Excuse me?
0:14:08 > 0:14:10Excuse me, sir?
0:14:10 > 0:14:12Officer?
0:14:13 > 0:14:17- Hello!- Hey.
0:14:17 > 0:14:19- Hey, I'm sorry, I... - No, no, no! It's fine.
0:14:19 > 0:14:22Um, can you tell me how I can find Patrick Sullivan?
0:14:31 > 0:14:34- We couldn't get that lady out. - She weighed 500 pounds!
0:14:34 > 0:14:37- She knocked you with her skillet. - Frying pan.
0:14:38 > 0:14:41- Patrick?- Yeah. Ah!- You won't believe this but that home-wrecking lady
0:14:41 > 0:14:45- from the radio just walked in. - I believe you.
0:14:45 > 0:14:47- Can I help you? - I'm looking for Patrick Sullivan.
0:14:47 > 0:14:50- I was told at the fire station he might be here.- Right over there.
0:14:50 > 0:14:55- Just looked over.- What are you havin'?- Um, whatever he's having.
0:14:55 > 0:14:59- I'll bring it right over. - It's walkin' right this way.
0:14:59 > 0:15:02- It's takin' its coat off. - How do you do?
0:15:02 > 0:15:05It just looked at me again. It's comin' over here.
0:15:05 > 0:15:08It's comin' right for me. What does it want?
0:15:11 > 0:15:14Patrick Sullivan? You're not an easy man to find.
0:15:14 > 0:15:16- I'm Emma Lloyd.- It thinks I'm you. Help me out here, huh?
0:15:16 > 0:15:20Hey, I, er... I dropped my chalk. I'm Patrick Sullivan.
0:15:20 > 0:15:24- This is my opponent, Larry Berlson. - Oh! Mr Sullivan, Mr Berlson.
0:15:24 > 0:15:27- How do you do? I'm here for the oddest reason.- We all are.
0:15:27 > 0:15:30- Here you are.- Is this mine? - Mind if I interrupt your game?
0:15:30 > 0:15:33- Knock yourself out.- I didn't mean... - You don't play?- I can...
0:15:33 > 0:15:35Then you're stripes. Down the hatch.
0:15:35 > 0:15:38- No, Mr Sullivan. I'm here to... - You don't drink?
0:15:38 > 0:15:42You don't play pool? Perhaps I can get you a herbal tea?
0:15:42 > 0:15:43LAUGHTER
0:15:46 > 0:15:47Nine in the corner.
0:15:50 > 0:15:53- We need another round over here. - Mr Sullivan?
0:15:53 > 0:15:57Something unfortunate has happened and it could make a mess of my life.
0:15:57 > 0:15:59- Sorry to hear that. - It's certainly not your fault.
0:15:59 > 0:16:03- It's still your shot.- Um, all right.
0:16:03 > 0:16:06Well, how can I explain? You see, um, er, I'm about to be married.
0:16:06 > 0:16:12- ALL: Aw!- That's too bad! Congratulations on the other thing.
0:16:12 > 0:16:14- Hey, we got a bride in our midst. - ALL CHEER AND APPLAUD
0:16:14 > 0:16:18- Another round.- That won't be necessary.- It's necessary.
0:16:18 > 0:16:22I feel a toast coming on. Wait a second,
0:16:22 > 0:16:25- I know you.- Excuse me?- Yeah, yeah.
0:16:25 > 0:16:28Real Love with Dr Emma Lloyd, that lady I hear on the radio.
0:16:28 > 0:16:31Yes, of course. You found me out.
0:16:31 > 0:16:34- Have you ever been on television? - No, but I have a book coming out.
0:16:34 > 0:16:38- I love television.- My girlfriend never misses your show.
0:16:38 > 0:16:42- Oh, well, has it been helpful in your relationship?- Oh, you have no idea.
0:16:42 > 0:16:47- It's completely changed our lives! - Oh, really? That is so nice to hear.
0:16:47 > 0:16:51- Here you go.- To the bride and ever-changing life!- To the bride!
0:16:51 > 0:16:54ALL: To the bride!
0:16:54 > 0:16:59Hm. Mr Sullivan, as I was saying, you see, I'm about to be married.
0:16:59 > 0:17:02Hey, be careful. 43% of marriages end in divorce.
0:17:02 > 0:17:05That's right. It's all about picking the right partner.
0:17:05 > 0:17:10So true. It's so true. In order to do that, my fiance, Richard, and I
0:17:10 > 0:17:13- need a licence from New York... - Richard from Dispatch?
0:17:13 > 0:17:16So, on an otherwise lovely morning, we go down to city hall...
0:17:16 > 0:17:18- To Emma and Richie! - ALL: Emma and Richie!
0:17:18 > 0:17:22- Richard! And I don't want any more. - Hey, you're right.
0:17:22 > 0:17:25You don't want Richie to see you hammered before your wedding.
0:17:25 > 0:17:29- Tony! Give me that herbal tea over here.- Herbal tea coming up!
0:17:29 > 0:17:32One for me, please. ALL EXCLAIM
0:17:32 > 0:17:35Very funny, Mr Sullivan. Very funny.
0:17:35 > 0:17:38- I'll have you know I don't get drunk. - You don't?
0:17:38 > 0:17:41No. My father taught me a good trick to hold one's liquor.
0:17:41 > 0:17:44You simply recite the Presidents' names in order.
0:17:44 > 0:17:49- Out loud?- Forwards or backwards? - Watch and learn, gentlemen.
0:17:49 > 0:17:52To Washington, Adams, Jefferson, Madison and Monroe.
0:17:52 > 0:17:55Carter! ALL: Carter!
0:17:55 > 0:17:57Reagan! ALL: Reagan!
0:17:57 > 0:18:00Bush! ALL: Bush!
0:18:00 > 0:18:03Do you think maybe we should pour you into a cab?
0:18:03 > 0:18:05- Maybe your fiance's worried. - Oh, that's right!
0:18:05 > 0:18:08- That is exactly what I came to talk to you about.- OK.
0:18:08 > 0:18:12- Yes, Mr Sullivan, it seems we're married.- Come again?
0:18:12 > 0:18:16We...are married!
0:18:16 > 0:18:20- I thought you were marrying Richie. - Exactly!- I'm over here.- Right!
0:18:20 > 0:18:25Uh, yes, it seems that we... I mean, we are victims of a glitch
0:18:25 > 0:18:28in some computer, somewhere, somehow,
0:18:28 > 0:18:32- I don't know, has married us. - A glitch?
0:18:32 > 0:18:36- Mm-hm. I'll say a big one.- Oh, boy.
0:18:36 > 0:18:41So, um, if, um, you'd just be...
0:18:41 > 0:18:45so kind as to sign these papers, I'd... Agh!
0:18:45 > 0:18:48Agh! Ow! ALL GROAN
0:18:48 > 0:18:51LAUGHTER
0:18:51 > 0:18:55Washington, Madison, Adamson...
0:18:55 > 0:18:59- Are you a fireman?- Indeed, I am. - I always liked you guys.
0:18:59 > 0:19:02SHE SIGHS
0:19:02 > 0:19:04The lights are out now.
0:19:11 > 0:19:13HE GRUNTS
0:19:34 > 0:19:35HE PANTS
0:19:37 > 0:19:40- BANG - Sorry about that.
0:19:44 > 0:19:46HE GRUNTS
0:19:46 > 0:19:47HE SIGHS
0:20:00 > 0:20:03(Ooh! Ouch!)
0:20:10 > 0:20:11MOBILE RINGS
0:20:23 > 0:20:26RINGING STOPS
0:20:44 > 0:20:46EMMA GROANS
0:20:50 > 0:20:52MUSIC: "Yaro Yarodi" by AR Rahman
0:20:52 > 0:20:55Oh, no.
0:20:57 > 0:20:59SHE GASPS
0:20:59 > 0:21:01Oh!
0:21:02 > 0:21:06Hello? (Oh, no!)
0:21:06 > 0:21:08Oh, no! Oh, no!
0:21:10 > 0:21:12SHE GASPS
0:21:14 > 0:21:18Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
0:21:19 > 0:21:21Oh... Oh!
0:21:24 > 0:21:26Oh, my God.
0:21:26 > 0:21:29SHE SCREAMS
0:21:33 > 0:21:35SHE GASPS
0:21:44 > 0:21:45Oh!
0:21:51 > 0:21:54Excuse me.
0:22:00 > 0:22:03- Good morning, Dr Lloyd. - Oh, good morning.
0:22:03 > 0:22:07- Wait!- Someone had a rough night. - Oh, yeah.
0:22:10 > 0:22:12Excuse me.
0:22:16 > 0:22:19- Oh, my.- I need the emergency outfit.
0:22:19 > 0:22:22- What?- The emergency outfit! The outfit I keep for emergencies.
0:22:22 > 0:22:27Richard called six and a half times. The last time, he hung up.
0:22:27 > 0:22:31- Is he worried about Bollenbecker? - Can you get him?- On the phone?
0:22:31 > 0:22:35- Why do you do that?- It's fun. - The outfit?- Not here.
0:22:35 > 0:22:38- I had a date.- Oh!- Did you know we're not remotely the same size?
0:22:38 > 0:22:42- Richard, aspirin, coffee! - Oh, and your father...- Now!
0:22:42 > 0:22:46- Please hold. Richard, line one! - PHONE RINGS
0:22:48 > 0:22:51Richard, sweetheart. I am so sorry I didn't call.
0:22:51 > 0:22:53- 'I've been worried sick.' - I was in Queens
0:22:53 > 0:22:57so I thought I'd stay at my father's and go over wedding stuff.
0:22:57 > 0:23:01And he brought you in this morning with your mum's dress.
0:23:01 > 0:23:03He brought me back in with my mum's wedding dress.
0:23:03 > 0:23:07- Your father's here.- She knows that. - 'What about Sullivan?'
0:23:07 > 0:23:11- (It's beautiful.)- 'Emma?' - Yes! I found Sullivan.
0:23:11 > 0:23:13- Coffee, Wilder? - I'd love some.- Aspirin.
0:23:13 > 0:23:16- I've got the papers. - 'You have them?'- No, not on me.
0:23:16 > 0:23:19- MOBILE RINGS - Coffee filters?- I don't work here.
0:23:19 > 0:23:22- I know they have to be notarised. (Can you get that?)- Sure.
0:23:22 > 0:23:26I have everything under control. You have enough on your plate.
0:23:26 > 0:23:30- Don't...- Emma, your husband would like a few words with you.
0:23:30 > 0:23:34- Who?- Who?- Patrick Sullivan? - 'You don't even have them on you?'
0:23:34 > 0:23:37- Sweetheart, can you, um, can you hold, please?- 'Emma...'
0:23:37 > 0:23:41- Not a word. - 'Hello? Hey, you there? Hello?'
0:23:41 > 0:23:45- Agh! Mr Sullivan? - 'Hey.'- Let me get to the point.
0:23:45 > 0:23:48- I left some very important documents in your...- Richard! Phone!
0:23:48 > 0:23:52Uh, can you just hold on one teeny, tiny second? Don't go away.
0:23:52 > 0:23:54Richard, sweetheart,
0:23:54 > 0:24:00- I am so sorry to keep you holding. - 'What's going on?'- I'll explain
0:24:00 > 0:24:03- at the cake tasting. But you promised.- 'I'll meet you tonight.'
0:24:03 > 0:24:07All right. OK. PHONE RINGS
0:24:07 > 0:24:09- Husband! Cell!- Oh! Mr Sullivan?
0:24:09 > 0:24:14- Dr Lloyd's office.- Mr Sullivan! - Wilder here.- Mr Sullivan? Hello?
0:24:14 > 0:24:17- It's your father on two. - Got to run, darling!
0:24:17 > 0:24:20Going to wait for your coffee?
0:24:20 > 0:24:23- Nobody's got that kind of time. - What are you smirking about, Wilder?
0:24:23 > 0:24:25I'm just glad to see you're having fun.
0:24:25 > 0:24:29Does it look like I'm having fun? Wait.
0:24:29 > 0:24:33You drove all the way in just to bring mum's dress?
0:24:33 > 0:24:36Actually, I was hoping to lure you over to Bemelmans
0:24:36 > 0:24:40- for a banana split like the old days.- Bemelmans has been closed
0:24:40 > 0:24:42- for ten years.- Ah, well, my timing's always been a little off.
0:24:42 > 0:24:46- MOBILE RINGS - Don't keep your husbands waiting.
0:24:46 > 0:24:48- It's not what you think. - Yeah, I know.
0:24:48 > 0:24:52Mr Sullivan? Thank you so much for calling back.
0:24:52 > 0:24:55- Excuse me?- What do you want? - Car's downstairs. You're late.
0:24:55 > 0:24:59- Mr Sullivan.- 'Yes.' - Yes, about last night.
0:24:59 > 0:25:02- What exactly happened?- 'Well, you do one hell of a Riverdance.'
0:25:02 > 0:25:05- Uh-huh.- 'It was quite a night.' - That doesn't sound like me.
0:25:05 > 0:25:10- 'And that wasn't the good part.' - What do you mean?- 'I'm here.'
0:25:10 > 0:25:13You're where? Hey, I'm losing you. Hello?
0:25:13 > 0:25:15Can you hear me now? Look, forget last night.
0:25:15 > 0:25:18What I want is a large stack of papers I need you to sign.
0:25:18 > 0:25:22- I got 'em right here. - You do! Thanks. You made my day.
0:25:22 > 0:25:24- Coffee?- Thank you.
0:25:24 > 0:25:27- I know a notary not far from here. - Right now?
0:25:27 > 0:25:31- This appointment took me three months to get.- Sounds important.
0:25:31 > 0:25:33- It's a cake tasting. - Like I said, important.
0:25:33 > 0:25:37It's the wedding cake and she's Marilyn Hirschfield,
0:25:37 > 0:25:39a respected cake maker. These appointments are hard - I love cake!
0:25:39 > 0:25:42- Wh-What are you doing? - Scoot over.- Hey!
0:25:42 > 0:25:47- This cake is fantastic! - Ssh! Please, please. Be quiet.- Hey,
0:25:47 > 0:25:50- can I get another slice, please? - You've tried the butter cream, sir.
0:25:50 > 0:25:54- It's my fiancee. She's on the fence about the butter cream.- I am not.
0:25:54 > 0:25:57- Do you have any milk?- Sure. - After this, we go to the notary?
0:25:57 > 0:26:00- Yeah, absolutely. How much is this? - It's free, sir.
0:26:00 > 0:26:02- It's free!- Here you are, sir. - Here's my milk.
0:26:06 > 0:26:10- Would you like a sip? - No, thank you. I'm not six.
0:26:10 > 0:26:12I need a spoon. Don't worry about it.
0:26:12 > 0:26:15- I got this.- Here, we have our dark Belgian chocolate
0:26:15 > 0:26:18- with vanilla mousse torte. - Thank you.- It's awesome.
0:26:23 > 0:26:26Oh, my God! Do you know if you mix these two together,
0:26:26 > 0:26:29it tastes like a Ring Ding! You got to try this.
0:26:29 > 0:26:32No, no, no, that's fine. I'm not your baby and...
0:26:32 > 0:26:35- No, no, no, no, no!- Ah!- No!- Ah!
0:26:35 > 0:26:38- Mmm?- Ah?
0:26:38 > 0:26:41- Mm. It's yummy. - It's super-duper.- Mm-hm.
0:26:41 > 0:26:46- Um, may I, um...have just one more glass of milk, please?- Attagirl!
0:26:46 > 0:26:50- Milk for my bride. In fact, milks all around.- Milks all around.
0:26:50 > 0:26:53- Hey, where you ladies from? - Germany.- Wow!
0:26:53 > 0:26:58You must like cake. You got to try this and mix these two together.
0:26:58 > 0:27:01Can we get some Ring Ding things for the gals over here, please?
0:27:01 > 0:27:04Darling, everyone is being attended to.
0:27:04 > 0:27:06Baby, I got this covered. Don't you worry about it.
0:27:06 > 0:27:11- Quite a handful you got there. - That he is.
0:27:11 > 0:27:14Impulsive, unpredictable. You never know what he's going to do next.
0:27:14 > 0:27:19- Full of surprises. - But that's the fun of it, isn't it?
0:27:19 > 0:27:22- Of course it is.- It is, trust me.
0:27:22 > 0:27:26- Here you go, ladies.- He reminds me of my husband when we first met.
0:27:26 > 0:27:30Everybody thought we were a total mismatch, but we had so much fun.
0:27:30 > 0:27:34- And we still do 25 years later.- Hey! What are you ladies talkin' about
0:27:34 > 0:27:38- over here?- Talking about the men in our lives.- Ah, boys.
0:27:38 > 0:27:41Oh, stop. Never mind. How did you two meet?
0:27:43 > 0:27:47Oh, honey, y-you tell the story. You tell it a lot better than I do.
0:27:47 > 0:27:51No, no, no, no, no. No, you tell it. You're the good, er, teller of it.
0:27:51 > 0:27:54- Please? - All right, all right, sure.
0:27:54 > 0:27:57- You ladies heard of pro wrestling? - Stop! Kidder!
0:27:57 > 0:28:03Oh, he's such a kidder. Kidder. It was a, um, er...
0:28:03 > 0:28:06- a blind date.- Oh? - Yeah, yeah, we were fixed up.
0:28:06 > 0:28:09Yes! Fixed up, but not with each other.
0:28:09 > 0:28:11It was two separate blind dates in the same bar.
0:28:11 > 0:28:16- Both goin' terribly.- Horribly! Think about those people who set us up.
0:28:16 > 0:28:20- Susie and Allen.- Susie and Allen. - What did they know?- I don't know.
0:28:20 > 0:28:25- Anyway, I guess he noticed me. - Well, I mean, come on, look at her.
0:28:25 > 0:28:31- A guy would have to be blind. - Noticed me suffering on my bad date
0:28:31 > 0:28:35and then the band started playing this song and it was my favourite,
0:28:35 > 0:28:40and suddenly he was next to me and he asked me to dance, and...I said yes.
0:28:42 > 0:28:44- What was the song?- Song?
0:28:44 > 0:28:48- Mm-hm?- Oh, yeah, the song. Oh.
0:28:48 > 0:28:50# Over night scenes
0:28:50 > 0:28:52# Dinner and wine
0:28:52 > 0:28:54# Saturday girls
0:28:54 > 0:28:56# I was never in love
0:28:56 > 0:28:57# Never had the time
0:28:57 > 0:29:00- Honey, Every Woman In The World. - Every Woman In The World.
0:29:00 > 0:29:02# Laughing myself to sleep
0:29:02 > 0:29:04# Waking up lonely
0:29:04 > 0:29:08# I needed someone to hold me Oh, oh, oh
0:29:08 > 0:29:11ALL: # Girl, you're every woman
0:29:11 > 0:29:14# In the world to me
0:29:14 > 0:29:17# You're my fantasy
0:29:17 > 0:29:18# You're my reality... #
0:29:18 > 0:29:20That's it! Uh, that's the song.
0:29:28 > 0:29:31That was off the top of my head. We've known each other two hours
0:29:31 > 0:29:35- and we already got a song. - We don't have a song.
0:29:36 > 0:29:39How long is this going to take?
0:29:47 > 0:29:50Emma Lloyd, Deepak Manaam Chaturvedi.
0:29:50 > 0:29:52- Mr Manaam Chatur...- Deep. Deep.
0:29:52 > 0:29:54- Mr Deep.- I recognise you.
0:29:54 > 0:29:56The passed-out lady Patrick carries around.
0:29:56 > 0:29:59Yes, that would be me.
0:30:00 > 0:30:04- I brought you a little something. - Oh, how very thoughtful.
0:30:04 > 0:30:06Do we have to do this right now?
0:30:08 > 0:30:13- Delicious. It's not unlike a Ring Ding.- What did I tell you?
0:30:13 > 0:30:15I'm sure you'd love a glass of milk with that
0:30:15 > 0:30:19but I have to get changed for my book party, so if you don't mind...
0:30:19 > 0:30:24- Don't rush me. I'm a notary public. I took a test.- OK, I'm sorry.
0:30:24 > 0:30:28- Um, how long do you think this will take?- Let's just review, hm?
0:30:28 > 0:30:32Signatures...check.
0:30:34 > 0:30:37Dates...check.
0:30:37 > 0:30:41- All you need is my seal and you'll be on your way in ten minutes.- Oh!
0:30:41 > 0:30:43Uh, an hour.
0:30:43 > 0:30:47A year. It'll take as long as it takes. Who can say?
0:30:47 > 0:30:50Is there anything you can do to hurry? I can pay extra.
0:30:50 > 0:30:54- Trying to bribe a public official? - Oh, this is ridiculous. I'm late!
0:30:54 > 0:30:58I'm late and I'll send a messenger in the morning.
0:30:58 > 0:31:01- That will be more than enough time. - I could bring it by the office.- No.
0:31:01 > 0:31:05I will send a messenger. Thank you, Mr Sullivan, for your cooperation.
0:31:05 > 0:31:09Well, thank you for thanking me, Mrs Sullivan.
0:31:10 > 0:31:14- A year?- Patrick, I'm out. Out. You had your fun but this is too far.
0:31:14 > 0:31:17You should be ashamed. A nice lady like that?
0:31:17 > 0:31:19I wanted to give her a taste of her own medicine,
0:31:19 > 0:31:22and then I... I don't know, I...
0:31:22 > 0:31:25- She's starting to grow on me. - No. Look, no growing, OK?
0:31:25 > 0:31:31No growing on anyone by anyone, no knees weakened, no shines taken to,
0:31:31 > 0:31:35none of it. Not on my watch.
0:31:35 > 0:31:39Now, go. You and Ajay have caused enough trouble.
0:31:39 > 0:31:41Out!
0:31:41 > 0:31:45- Dr Lloyd! This way, please! - Over here, please!- Dr Lloyd?
0:31:45 > 0:31:47- Dr Lloyd? This camera, please. - Smile, please.
0:31:47 > 0:31:50Oh, beautiful, thank you.
0:31:50 > 0:31:54- Hi.- Eye contact, please?
0:31:54 > 0:31:57- Sign this.- This way, please.
0:31:57 > 0:32:00- And where's Richard? - Right over there.- Thanks.
0:32:00 > 0:32:04- Hi!- Not too shabby, huh?
0:32:04 > 0:32:08- No, it's wonderful. I can't believe it.- Sign these.- OK.
0:32:08 > 0:32:12- I have so much to tell you. - Did you get the papers?
0:32:12 > 0:32:15- Um, they're at the notary. - Excellent. Karl Bollenbecker's here.
0:32:15 > 0:32:17- Make that out to him.- Oh? - He wasn't coming,
0:32:17 > 0:32:21- then his office said he was. Good or bad?- How could it be bad?
0:32:21 > 0:32:25- He hasn't even met you. - You look stunning.- Thanks.
0:32:25 > 0:32:26- What happened to your head? - Oh, bird accident.
0:32:26 > 0:32:31A pigeon flew into me. I'll go take care of it.
0:32:32 > 0:32:36- Emma? You remember Dr Benton? - Yes, hi. Nice to see you. Hi, Judy.
0:32:42 > 0:32:46No sooner do we leave you than, bang, I see your picture on a bus.
0:32:46 > 0:32:49- Oh! From the cake tasting! - I felt so foolish,
0:32:49 > 0:32:53- I went and bought your book immediately.- Oh, that's unnecessary.
0:32:53 > 0:32:57Later, I was reading your very sensible observation
0:32:57 > 0:33:00- and your clinical judgments... - Are they good things?
0:33:00 > 0:33:03I'm sure some people find them useful, but I was surprised
0:33:03 > 0:33:07that a helpless romantic can give practical advice.
0:33:07 > 0:33:10- Me? Helpless? - Oh, yes, you. Hopelessly helpless.
0:33:10 > 0:33:13But let me finish. So my husband, Karl,
0:33:13 > 0:33:17returns to the home and on top of his paper
0:33:17 > 0:33:21there is an invitation to this very party. Isn't it amazing?
0:33:21 > 0:33:24When you say Karl, do you mean Karl... BOTH: Bollenbecker.
0:33:24 > 0:33:27- SHE GASPS - It's a small world, isn't it?
0:33:28 > 0:33:32Yes! Teeny! Like a marble.
0:33:32 > 0:33:35- Or a gumball.- I had to drag Karl by the ear to come here.
0:33:35 > 0:33:39- Well, it is a girlie book.- Oh, it's not that. Karl can be very girly.
0:33:39 > 0:33:42He doesn't like to socialise with someone
0:33:42 > 0:33:45- whose company he intends to liquidate.- Liquidate?
0:33:47 > 0:33:51- Who, Richard? - Yes, but we can fix that.
0:33:51 > 0:33:54After this party, you and Richard will join us for dinner.
0:33:54 > 0:34:00- If Karl sees the man I saw, Abdington Books will be safe.- Oh.
0:34:00 > 0:34:04Well, that is unbelievably kind of you,
0:34:04 > 0:34:07but you see, Richard and I made plans, so we're supposed to...
0:34:07 > 0:34:11The only thing you're supposed to do is to bring your fiance to dinner.
0:34:11 > 0:34:15Let's find Richard. Karl is waiting.
0:34:19 > 0:34:22Oh! Oh, oh, my husband hates you, but you saved our marriage.
0:34:22 > 0:34:26- Do you mind?- Not at all. Um, who shall I make it out to?- To...
0:34:26 > 0:34:28Richard!
0:34:30 > 0:34:34Um... Thank you.
0:34:34 > 0:34:39- Oh, hey, hey. I brought your papers. - Richard! Sweetheart.
0:34:39 > 0:34:41Please go with me on this, OK?
0:34:41 > 0:34:45- Do you remember Greta Bollenbecker? - It's the cake lady!
0:34:45 > 0:34:48- It's a small world. - So small. Constantly shrinking.
0:34:48 > 0:34:52- It must be the global warming.- I want to introduce you to my husband.
0:34:52 > 0:34:57Her husband, Karl Bollenbecker, has just acquired your publishing house
0:34:57 > 0:35:00and he's thinking of dumping you, Richard, and it.
0:35:00 > 0:35:04- Wait, I own a publishing house? - Yes, and you're my fiance,
0:35:04 > 0:35:08- so please just focus, concentrate. Got it?- This is him.
0:35:09 > 0:35:14- You must be the cake dunker. - You got me.- That's my Richard!
0:35:15 > 0:35:18- Casual Fridays?- Uh, I actually just came from soccer practice.
0:35:18 > 0:35:21- You play football? - Well, I'm no Lucas Podolski.
0:35:21 > 0:35:26Podolski! Well, nothing could beat Podolski! I own his team -
0:35:26 > 0:35:29- a genius. - You own the Bayern Munchen club?
0:35:29 > 0:35:32Why don't you use Klose on defence? He's been underutilised.
0:35:32 > 0:35:34- That's what I told that stupid coach.- Klinsmann?
0:35:34 > 0:35:37- Got to go.- On this we agree. - Excuse me.
0:35:37 > 0:35:41- My name's... Ow! Jesus, Emma! - What? Hand noogies!
0:35:41 > 0:35:46We give each other hand noogies. This is my brother, Carl.
0:35:46 > 0:35:49- Your name is Carl as well? This is a small world!- Yes, teeny!
0:35:49 > 0:35:53Like a gimlet. Yes, my tiny, teeny little brother, but not small.
0:35:53 > 0:35:57No. Big. Older, but not by much.
0:35:57 > 0:36:00- Carl, who I love so very, very much. - How's it goin', bro?
0:36:00 > 0:36:04- Wine?- I'm sorry, I'm suddenly very thirsty.
0:36:04 > 0:36:06- Carl? Carl?- (Carl.)- Carl?
0:36:06 > 0:36:10This is Karl Bollenbecker and I'm Greta, his wife,
0:36:10 > 0:36:13and we're so charmed by your sister.
0:36:13 > 0:36:17And her outspoken fiance who seems to find fault
0:36:17 > 0:36:20- with every player in the Bundesliga. - But not Podolski.
0:36:20 > 0:36:24- But never Podolski! - THEY LAUGH
0:36:24 > 0:36:26So, you sound English, but your sister...
0:36:26 > 0:36:31- Incredible, isn't it? Can I borrow Emma?- But we both had... I'm sorry.
0:36:31 > 0:36:33SHE SCREAMS BOTH: A hand noogie!
0:36:35 > 0:36:38- Who is that man pretending to be me? - I can explain.
0:36:38 > 0:36:41- He's wearing sweatpants. - It's Sullivan! You're stress-eating.
0:36:41 > 0:36:44- I'm not. Go on.- I wasn't at my father's, I was with Sullivan.
0:36:44 > 0:36:48Not "with him" with him but in his apartment, drunk.
0:36:48 > 0:36:50That sounds worse. I assure you, I was fully clothed.
0:36:50 > 0:36:52Beyond that, I'm not certain, except he showed up
0:36:52 > 0:36:56with papers when I had to go to the tasting, which you refused to go to
0:36:56 > 0:36:59- because you're busy. - Get back to the Bollenbeckers!- Fine.
0:36:59 > 0:37:04So, at the cake tasting, there was this sweet lady,
0:37:04 > 0:37:08and she thought Sullivan was my fiance and I couldn't disappoint her,
0:37:08 > 0:37:12but this lady wasn't sweet at all. She was Mrs Bollenbecker,
0:37:12 > 0:37:15- which I didn't know. - You certainly know now!- Yes, I do.
0:37:15 > 0:37:19Had I known, I wouldn't have let the whole thing continue, but it did,
0:37:19 > 0:37:23and everyone was taken with him, especially Mrs Bollenbecker
0:37:23 > 0:37:26- when he sang.- He's a singer? - No, no, no. He's a fireman.
0:37:26 > 0:37:30- Darling, are you sure you want that? - Yes. Yes, I am.
0:37:30 > 0:37:33- What is he doing here?- He came to bring me the notarised papers
0:37:33 > 0:37:38but then there was Mrs Bollenbecker. I'm Emma Lloyd and so he's my fiance.
0:37:38 > 0:37:43- And I am tiny brother Carl. - Oh, Richard, I'm terribly sorry,
0:37:43 > 0:37:46but, er... Oh, look! Mini cupcakes.
0:37:46 > 0:37:50Look, I only got about half of what you're saying
0:37:50 > 0:37:53but this can be cleaned up easily, so before you harpoon
0:37:53 > 0:37:56what is left of my reputation, I am going to go in there...
0:37:56 > 0:38:00- No, no, no, you can't! They're going to exterminate you.- What?
0:38:00 > 0:38:03Not you, Abdington Books. No, terminate! No, liquidate!
0:38:03 > 0:38:07That's it. Yes, chop it up in little pieces, everything must go!
0:38:07 > 0:38:10- That's why Karl wasn't coming. - But he did come!
0:38:10 > 0:38:15Because Mrs B made him come. She made him come so he could meet you. Look.
0:38:15 > 0:38:19I think he's really starting to like you.
0:38:19 > 0:38:21Oh, all right, I... Let me think now.
0:38:21 > 0:38:25He owns so many entities, I can buy a year before our paths cross,
0:38:25 > 0:38:27so we just have to get through this. A few more minutes?
0:38:27 > 0:38:33And a dinner. Tonight. It was Mrs B's idea, so Karl could get to know you.
0:38:33 > 0:38:35- He's gone.- Karl?- No, Sullivan.
0:38:35 > 0:38:38- He's gone.- But the dinner! - Well, get him there!
0:38:39 > 0:38:41Oh, er...
0:38:44 > 0:38:47- Is Sullivan even in here? - I don't see how he'd fit.
0:38:47 > 0:38:49Not now, Marcy.
0:38:51 > 0:38:54- Find the lioness within. - Now, you've read my book?
0:38:54 > 0:38:59Mr Sullivan, Emma Lloyd here. Here's the deal.
0:38:59 > 0:39:04My entire career and my marriage to Richard, probably, are at stake here.
0:39:06 > 0:39:11Frankly, I need you. I really need you...tonight.
0:39:11 > 0:39:15ALL LAUGH, SPEAK GERMAN
0:39:23 > 0:39:26MOBILE RINGS
0:39:28 > 0:39:31- Hello?- 'Say "Yes" if he's there, "Oh, my God" if he's not.'
0:39:31 > 0:39:35- Oh, my God. Oh, my God! - 'Don't overdo it.'
0:39:35 > 0:39:38- You got hit by a cab? - 'Good, nice touch.'
0:39:38 > 0:39:43What hospital are you in? I'll be right there. He was hit by a cab!
0:39:43 > 0:39:47- Who was hit by a cab?- 'Who's that?'
0:39:47 > 0:39:51- 'Is that Sullivan?' - Oh! So it was only your foot?
0:39:51 > 0:39:54- And you're fine. Promise? - 'Is that Sullivan?'- Oh!
0:39:54 > 0:39:58Carl, he got... A cab ran over his foot. Heh.
0:39:58 > 0:40:02- Yeah.- Carl can't catch a break.- Drink lots of cocoa. Bye-bye, darling!
0:40:02 > 0:40:07I was beginning to think a man who would leave his fiancee unattended
0:40:07 > 0:40:12for so long might not be as charming as I imagined.
0:40:12 > 0:40:17But no matter. Please, join us for dessert.
0:40:17 > 0:40:20Karl, I know how important this dinner is to my future
0:40:20 > 0:40:26with the Bollenbecker Group, but I've got this family thing
0:40:26 > 0:40:29and where I come from, family comes first,
0:40:29 > 0:40:33so I'm just here to invite you to a party.
0:40:34 > 0:40:36Could be a lot of fun.
0:40:36 > 0:40:40- To family! Above all else! - To family!
0:40:40 > 0:40:42LAUGHS
0:40:42 > 0:40:45PEOPLE CHEERING, UPBEAT INDIAN MUSIC
0:41:06 > 0:41:09You look beautiful.
0:41:13 > 0:41:15- Nice crowd for your upanayanam, man. - I'm back.
0:41:18 > 0:41:22- What's with all the white people? - Party crashers.- Even that one?
0:41:23 > 0:41:26- No, that one's with me. - Welcome, Emma.
0:41:28 > 0:41:31Get up there.
0:41:31 > 0:41:34CHEERING AND SHOUTING
0:41:38 > 0:41:43SOFT MUSIC, MAN SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE
0:41:53 > 0:41:55MAN CONTINUES TO SING
0:42:16 > 0:42:18APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:42:20 > 0:42:24Oh, I love my husband but he snores at night,
0:42:24 > 0:42:28- and it only gets worse. - My husband
0:42:28 > 0:42:31snores all the time. I just tight slap. Tight slap.
0:42:31 > 0:42:35- You look really cute. - ALL CHATTER
0:42:35 > 0:42:39Check your mehndi for hidden messages, ladies.
0:42:39 > 0:42:42It's part of tradition. When marriages were arranged,
0:42:42 > 0:42:45the groom would search his bride's body to find his initials.
0:42:45 > 0:42:49Ah! That's naughty!
0:42:49 > 0:42:52SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE, LIVELY INDIAN MUSIC
0:42:58 > 0:43:01CROWD JOINS IN SINGING
0:43:13 > 0:43:16- Deep in the house! - CHEERING
0:43:16 > 0:43:19SINGS IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE
0:43:37 > 0:43:41BOTH SING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE
0:43:44 > 0:43:47CROWD JOIN IN SINGING
0:43:53 > 0:43:56BOLLYWOOD MUSIC
0:44:10 > 0:44:14- Did I happen to say "thank you"? - You did, and you're welcome.
0:44:18 > 0:44:21You're not the person I thought you were, Patrick.
0:44:21 > 0:44:23Likewise, Dr Lloyd.
0:44:27 > 0:44:30I can't. I have to go.
0:44:38 > 0:44:42Wilder? It's me. Can you come get me?
0:44:42 > 0:44:44MUSIC: "The Limit To Your Love" by Feist
0:45:04 > 0:45:09- Hey. - Hey. Got any beer?
0:45:10 > 0:45:13- You did good tonight. - Thanks.
0:45:13 > 0:45:15# ..give us a little sun
0:45:17 > 0:45:19# Hm
0:45:22 > 0:45:25# There's a limit to your love #
0:45:25 > 0:45:30You gotta tell her, man. Girls are way into honesty.
0:45:30 > 0:45:32All right. Goodnight, you two.
0:45:35 > 0:45:38Oh. Honestly, Wilder,
0:45:38 > 0:45:41what am I doing? Running around Queens in the middle of the night,
0:45:41 > 0:45:44crashing Indian bar mitzvahs two weeks before my wedding
0:45:44 > 0:45:48- with a man who's technically my husband.- Beats me, Em.
0:45:49 > 0:45:52- Would you like another one? - Mm, yeah.
0:45:52 > 0:45:56- I used extra eggs. - Thank you, Daddy.- Hm-hm.
0:45:56 > 0:45:59- I wish Mom were here. - Yeah, me too.
0:45:59 > 0:46:02She'd know exactly what to tell you, wouldn't she?
0:46:02 > 0:46:06- You're doing all right, actually. - Hm.- You still make a mean breakfast.
0:46:06 > 0:46:10I will second that. And amazing smoothies. Is there time for one?
0:46:10 > 0:46:15- Um, no. Uh, Lauren, this is Emma.- Emma!
0:46:15 > 0:46:18- Oh, my God.- Hi. - My mom loves you.
0:46:18 > 0:46:21I'd listen to your show but I don't have a radio.
0:46:21 > 0:46:25- Which reminds me, is there a mall here or a Best Buy?- Oh!
0:46:25 > 0:46:28There's a Toys "R" Us. Maybe they'll have something for her.
0:46:28 > 0:46:34- Nice to meet you. Wilder, it's been real.- Um, excuse us a minute.
0:46:34 > 0:46:37- Is there something wrong with you? - No, no, nothing.
0:46:37 > 0:46:40I'm just late and I have to go meet Richard, so...
0:46:40 > 0:46:44- Don't jump to conclusions, all right?- No.
0:46:44 > 0:46:48Thanks for breakfast, Father. Sorry I can't stick around for the smoothie.
0:46:48 > 0:46:52- MOBILE BEEPING - You don't know everything there is to know.- No,
0:46:52 > 0:46:56like some things never get old, and, um... My car is here.
0:46:56 > 0:46:59Look, this time, you're really wrong, Emma. You are.
0:47:02 > 0:47:06- Goodbye, Wilder. - Bye, sweetheart.
0:47:07 > 0:47:10Daddy loves you nonetheless.
0:47:17 > 0:47:22The golf tee white is stylish, but, um, I just... It's been done
0:47:22 > 0:47:25and it's not as common as the picket fence white, which is safe,
0:47:25 > 0:47:27but I feel it's a bit boring.
0:47:27 > 0:47:31The Navajo white is bolder but it's sort of in-your-face white.
0:47:31 > 0:47:35- I don't know, um... They all look the same to me.- Hm.
0:47:35 > 0:47:38- In what way? - In that they're all white.
0:47:38 > 0:47:41Yes, but different. I mean, wildly different.
0:47:42 > 0:47:45Are you not going to ask me about last night?
0:47:45 > 0:47:49I assumed it went well. Bollenbecker Group just renewed my contract
0:47:49 > 0:47:52another five years thanks to you. Now, all we need to do
0:47:52 > 0:47:55is file those papers and we'll put this behind us.
0:47:55 > 0:47:57Um, well...
0:48:01 > 0:48:03..I don't have the papers.
0:48:04 > 0:48:07- What's going on, Em?- I don't know. He had them at the book signing
0:48:07 > 0:48:10and between the dinner and the upanayanam,
0:48:10 > 0:48:15Indian bar mitzvah - don't ask - I misplaced them.
0:48:15 > 0:48:18- I had them in my hands!- Don't worry about it.- It's so unlike me.
0:48:18 > 0:48:22It's all right. I'm going to take care of everything from now on.
0:48:24 > 0:48:28A white lie is still a lie. It may be a subtler shade
0:48:28 > 0:48:31of truth, but anyone can see it painted on the wall.
0:48:31 > 0:48:36- "So I should tell him the truth?" - A cream-coloured, ivory-hued,
0:48:36 > 0:48:41matte-finished half-truth will erode the foundation of your relationship.
0:48:41 > 0:48:46- "I-I know you're getting married soon, right?"- Yep, that's right.
0:48:46 > 0:48:50"Your fiance must be a lucky man to know he has you to keep him honest."
0:48:50 > 0:48:52We're both very lucky.
0:48:52 > 0:48:55Brother Carl. Didn't know you played.
0:48:55 > 0:48:59It's Richard. Richard Braxton, as you well know.
0:48:59 > 0:49:05Patrick Sullivan, as you well know. Hell, we're practically family.
0:49:05 > 0:49:08You behaved like a real gentleman over a rather odd period.
0:49:08 > 0:49:12- Emma tells me you did me a good turn and I appreciate that.- It was fun.
0:49:12 > 0:49:16Now I have to play the spoilsport and ask for those papers
0:49:16 > 0:49:19- so we can go our separate ways. - I'll bring them by the office.
0:49:19 > 0:49:22- No, that's not going to happen. - Why's that?
0:49:22 > 0:49:26We have a life which doesn't include you and I want to keep it that way.
0:49:26 > 0:49:31So, I'm asking you, man to man, not to see her, call her, text her.
0:49:31 > 0:49:33I'm not much of a texter.
0:49:34 > 0:49:38Somebody in your circle seems to have a gift for technology.
0:49:38 > 0:49:44- What do you mean?- The more I look into this glitch, as Emma calls it,
0:49:44 > 0:49:47the less accidental it seems. You might be technologically challenged,
0:49:47 > 0:49:52but can you think of anyone close to you who could have pulled this off?
0:49:53 > 0:49:56Not off the top of my head, no.
0:49:58 > 0:50:00I intend to find out who did this.
0:50:00 > 0:50:04MUSIC: "Ever Fallen in Love" by Nouvelle Vague
0:50:08 > 0:50:11# You spurn my natural emotions
0:50:11 > 0:50:13# It makes me feel like dirt
0:50:13 > 0:50:14# And I'm hurt
0:50:18 > 0:50:20# If I start a commotion
0:50:20 > 0:50:23# I run the risk of losing you
0:50:23 > 0:50:25# And that's worse #
0:50:28 > 0:50:31FEMALE CALLER TALKING Something wrong with him.
0:50:31 > 0:50:35MANY FEMALE VOICES TALKING AT ONCE
0:50:35 > 0:50:39I know you've been there. We've all been there.
0:50:39 > 0:50:41MIXED VOICES CONTINUE
0:50:41 > 0:50:45Since you're a grown woman, let's call it an infatuation.
0:50:45 > 0:50:50You're dreaming! Wake up, girl. Do you share the vision of the future?
0:50:50 > 0:50:55Is he dependable? Smart, successful, beautiful women cannot live
0:50:55 > 0:50:58on kisses alone. You may think the chemistry has commonality
0:50:58 > 0:51:04with friendship. Take a look at the compatibility quizzes in my book,
0:51:04 > 0:51:08- chapter seven. You'll find it illuminating.- "Thank you, Doctor."
0:51:08 > 0:51:12Thank you, caller. Hi, you're on the air.
0:51:12 > 0:51:15- PATRICK:- I'm reading your book, too. You call this a self-help book
0:51:15 > 0:51:18- or does that term offend? - Uh, not in the least.
0:51:18 > 0:51:22- Who does it help, exactly? - Well, it...
0:51:22 > 0:51:24LAUGHS
0:51:24 > 0:51:27See, the thing is, I, um... I haven't gotten
0:51:27 > 0:51:30- to the helpful part yet. - Perhaps you're a slow reader.
0:51:30 > 0:51:33No, it doesn't tell you how to find somebody to love
0:51:33 > 0:51:36or how you get somebody to love you back.
0:51:36 > 0:51:40All it does is tell you what's wrong with the person you're in love with
0:51:40 > 0:51:42and that, to me, well, that's not very helpful.
0:51:42 > 0:51:46Perhaps you are wrong for the person you think you are right for, caller!
0:51:46 > 0:51:51- What do you know about me that would make you say that?- I don't know you.
0:51:51 > 0:51:54- You bet you don't.- I don't but since you called, here's some advice.
0:51:54 > 0:51:58Maybe instead of blaming others for your problems, look at yourself.
0:51:58 > 0:52:03- I'm looking right at my problem. - Well, stop fogging up the mirror.
0:52:03 > 0:52:06- LAUGHS - Nice.
0:52:06 > 0:52:10- Did you just hang up on a caller? - No, I did not hang up on a caller.
0:52:10 > 0:52:13EMMA ON RADIO: "Hello? Hello? Uh, hello?"
0:52:13 > 0:52:16"I think we've been disconnected."
0:52:16 > 0:52:19It must be those cell phones, those nasty cell phones.
0:52:19 > 0:52:23Well, thanks to my caller for calling and I will be seeing you tomorrow
0:52:23 > 0:52:27for the next Real Love with Dr Emma Lloyd.
0:52:27 > 0:52:29GROANS
0:52:31 > 0:52:33Are you crazy? How dare you come to my place of work
0:52:33 > 0:52:37- and make prank calls!- I thought this thing is so full of crap
0:52:37 > 0:52:41- that maybe I ought to call in! - I see you actually bought my book.
0:52:41 > 0:52:44- No, I stole it from your party. - Stole it. That makes sense.
0:52:44 > 0:52:48- And I took your compatibility quiz. - Really? How did you do?
0:52:48 > 0:52:51Well, my lifestyle is wholly unsuitable to any freak
0:52:51 > 0:52:54- who would buy a book like this. - Surprise. Those tests don't lie.
0:52:57 > 0:52:59New York City Fire Department. Official business.
0:52:59 > 0:53:03Please exit the elevator. Come on, ladies. Sir, thank you.
0:53:03 > 0:53:06- What are you doing? - Unsuitable?
0:53:06 > 0:53:08Is that really what you think of me?
0:53:11 > 0:53:13I don't think of you.
0:53:14 > 0:53:17You want to see unsuitable?
0:53:33 > 0:53:37- ALARM BLARING - Security, what's the story with the elevator?
0:53:37 > 0:53:40Holy Moly! My wife loves her show.
0:53:40 > 0:53:44- Delivery.- I can't even get a guy to hold a door for me.
0:53:44 > 0:53:48- Step back, please. - Can you fix the focus on that?
0:53:48 > 0:53:51- Zoom in a little bit. - There you go.
0:53:53 > 0:53:58I've had enough of this. Excuse me, Sir? Doctor? Doctor?
0:53:58 > 0:54:02I'm going to have to ask you to please stop. Stop what you're doing,
0:54:02 > 0:54:06come down to the lobby immediately. Stop it.
0:54:06 > 0:54:08"Stop it now, please."
0:54:22 > 0:54:24BOTH PANT
0:54:24 > 0:54:26LAUGHING AND PANTING
0:54:31 > 0:54:33Ooh. CHUCKLES
0:54:34 > 0:54:37- Sorry about that. - Which part, exactly?
0:54:37 > 0:54:40- The kissing you thing. - We just got caught up.- Carried away.
0:54:40 > 0:54:43Lost our heads.
0:54:43 > 0:54:45I'm getting married.
0:54:48 > 0:54:50Yeah.
0:54:51 > 0:54:55You love him? I only ask this because...
0:54:56 > 0:55:00..being that I'm your husband and you're my wife, I have this...
0:55:00 > 0:55:03I have this vested interest in seeing you happy.
0:55:03 > 0:55:08I want to be happy. Don't you?
0:55:08 > 0:55:10What is happiness, anyway?
0:55:12 > 0:55:16I don't know. You tell me. You wrote the book.
0:55:16 > 0:55:18I guess I don't know.
0:55:30 > 0:55:34- Patrick... - It was nice being married to you.
0:55:34 > 0:55:36You, too.
0:55:39 > 0:55:42- Thanks. - Goodbye, Emma.
0:55:49 > 0:55:51Oh! Oh!
0:55:51 > 0:55:54SOFT EASY LISTENING MUSIC
0:56:34 > 0:56:36FOOTSTEPS
0:56:38 > 0:56:41I'm sorry I'm late. I know, I'm always so prompt.
0:56:41 > 0:56:46Relax. When I arrived, I told them to bring the drinks in ten minutes.
0:56:46 > 0:56:49- How's that for timing? - Oh, what a day. You have no idea.
0:56:49 > 0:56:52Actually, I kind of do.
0:56:52 > 0:56:57- I heard your show today. That was Sullivan, I take it?- Yes.
0:56:57 > 0:56:59The good news is I got the papers.
0:56:59 > 0:57:04Everything but page 127, and I'm sure it's in there somewhere.
0:57:04 > 0:57:08- We'll never see him again. - So, why don't you look happy?
0:57:08 > 0:57:11I am. CUTLERY CLATTERING
0:57:11 > 0:57:14Well, I've got something that might cheer you up.
0:57:14 > 0:57:18Harry Winston finished our rings. Want to have a look?
0:57:20 > 0:57:24- Wow!- See, the circle of eternity came out great, don't you think?
0:57:26 > 0:57:31- No. They did mine wrong.- What are you talking about? It's perfect.
0:57:31 > 0:57:35It says "Do I, do I, do I," not "I do, I do, I do."
0:57:45 > 0:57:49Em, you're under a tremendous amount of stress at the moment.
0:57:49 > 0:57:51It's not stress, Richard. I just don't know. I...
0:57:53 > 0:57:56- I'm really confused. - Well, I'm not confused, Em.
0:57:56 > 0:58:00I know exactly what I want. I think you and I are the perfect team.
0:58:00 > 0:58:03Never doubted it for a moment.
0:58:03 > 0:58:06But I am not going to talk you into marrying me,
0:58:06 > 0:58:10so take a few days and figure out what it is you want. In fact,
0:58:10 > 0:58:14- why don't we begin that right now? - Richard...
0:58:16 > 0:58:19- FEMALE CALLER:- "We had a really nice time. Good conversation."
0:58:19 > 0:58:23"He was sweet and funny but there was something missing."
0:58:23 > 0:58:26- "There was no..."- Spark? - "Exactly!"
0:58:26 > 0:58:28Yeah, let me tell you something about sparks.
0:58:28 > 0:58:32Sparks cause fires and fires will burn your house down,
0:58:32 > 0:58:36so keep searching for good ol' Sparky, you're sure to get burned.
0:58:36 > 0:58:38'Trust me on that, OK?'
0:58:47 > 0:58:50MAN SHOUTING, WOMAN LAUGHING
0:58:50 > 0:58:53Oh, I'm so hungry!
0:58:53 > 0:58:56Wilder! Your girlfriend's wearing my robe!
0:58:56 > 0:59:01Actually, his girlfriend's daughter is wearing your robe.
0:59:01 > 0:59:04- Hello, Emma. - Aren't you my...?
0:59:05 > 0:59:09WHISTLING So, um, why the big secret?
0:59:09 > 0:59:12I wanted to tell you but your father thought you wouldn't hire me
0:59:12 > 0:59:16- as the caterer if you knew we were dating.- Is that what you call it?
0:59:16 > 0:59:20That or this is an elaborate ruse of yours to get out of paying my bill.
0:59:20 > 0:59:24- You have been worth every penny. - There you go again,
0:59:24 > 0:59:29- always saying the perfect thing. - You've been together almost a year.
0:59:29 > 0:59:32- Why didn't you tell me?- You've met so many women over the years,
0:59:32 > 0:59:36I thought I'd hold off until we were sure of each other.
0:59:36 > 0:59:39- And are we? - Well, I am.
0:59:39 > 0:59:44- I can't even keep track of all the things I've misunderstood.- Hm.
0:59:44 > 0:59:46Sorry.
0:59:48 > 0:59:51Dad? I know I never asked you,
0:59:51 > 0:59:56but, um, what do you think of Richard? Do you like him?
0:59:56 > 1:00:01Well, sure, honey. What's not to like? He's perfect, isn't he?
1:00:01 > 1:00:05- Is that a compliment? - You don't need compliments from me.
1:00:05 > 1:00:07I've never told you how to live or who to date.
1:00:07 > 1:00:10That's always been in your department, right?
1:00:10 > 1:00:14So, what if I'm, er, losing my footing in my department
1:00:14 > 1:00:16and I'm asking for a second opinion?
1:00:18 > 1:00:22Well, I think Richard is a...
1:00:22 > 1:00:25..a good, safe bet, you know? He's the kind of guy
1:00:25 > 1:00:30that you've always gravitated toward and advised other women to pursue,
1:00:30 > 1:00:34isn't he? Probably the type of fellow that my brand of fatherhood
1:00:34 > 1:00:36- pushed you into. - LAUGHS
1:00:36 > 1:00:40Look, honey, I mean, I've made some big mistakes in my life,
1:00:40 > 1:00:44real whoppers, but if I hadn't, I wouldn't have been able to recognise
1:00:44 > 1:00:47the real thing when it came along. You don't have to be
1:00:47 > 1:00:53so right all the time. It's OK to make a couple of mistakes.
1:01:03 > 1:01:05- Hello, tall lady! - Oh, Emma!
1:01:05 > 1:01:08Emma, you're drenched. Come, darling.
1:01:08 > 1:01:11- Move! she has to eat something. - Quiet!
1:01:11 > 1:01:15Can't you see that she's not here to eat or watch telly or chit-chat?
1:01:15 > 1:01:18She's come for the man she loves.
1:01:18 > 1:01:21Here you are with your "come, come," your "sit, sit" and your "eat, eat".
1:01:21 > 1:01:25You're standing in the course of true love! Stand aside, I say!
1:01:25 > 1:01:28Through the beads, up the stairs, two flights.
1:01:32 > 1:01:34What?
1:01:39 > 1:01:43Yeah, it's raining. I figured you'd have a day off.
1:01:45 > 1:01:46Come in.
1:01:51 > 1:01:54Oh, here. Let me, er...
1:01:54 > 1:01:57Let me get you some dry clothes.
1:01:58 > 1:02:01- Patrick? - Yeah.
1:02:02 > 1:02:05I think I called off my wedding.
1:02:10 > 1:02:14Emma, I... I need to tell you something.
1:02:20 > 1:02:24- What? - It can wait.
1:02:30 > 1:02:32MOANS
1:02:42 > 1:02:44FOOD SIZZLING Oh.
1:02:46 > 1:02:50- How's it going in there, babe? - Great!
1:02:50 > 1:02:53- We're having toast! - I'll be out in a minute.
1:02:53 > 1:02:56OK. PATRICK WHISTLING
1:03:05 > 1:03:07PATRICK HUMMING
1:03:19 > 1:03:21# You're my fantasy
1:03:21 > 1:03:23# You're my reality
1:03:23 > 1:03:26HUMS
1:03:29 > 1:03:33- # Every woman in the world... # - What is this?
1:03:33 > 1:03:36And this? And this? Are you some sick stalker?!
1:03:36 > 1:03:39No, Emma, it's not what you think. Emma!
1:03:39 > 1:03:42- Emma! wait!- I can't believe this. I saw the invitation.
1:03:42 > 1:03:46- So, you're married? - No! No, I'm not married!- Liar.
1:03:46 > 1:03:49- Stay away from me! - Emma! Emma, I can explain.
1:03:49 > 1:03:54Yeah? What, that this was no accident? There was no glitch?
1:03:54 > 1:03:58No, you. You are the glitch. You Googled me, invaded my life,
1:03:58 > 1:04:01invaded my privacy, ruined my relationship.
1:04:01 > 1:04:05I almost called off my wedding for you!
1:04:05 > 1:04:07I trusted you! I had sex with you.
1:04:07 > 1:04:11You're just some sort of con man, scam artist, deranged fan?
1:04:11 > 1:04:15- You know what? Don't flatter yourself.- I... What have I done?
1:04:15 > 1:04:18Richard warned me about you. I warn people about men like you every day!
1:04:18 > 1:04:21- I'm worse than my own callers. - Stop. Emma! Stop!
1:04:21 > 1:04:25Thank you. Can I show you something? Please?
1:04:29 > 1:04:33Do you know her?
1:04:33 > 1:04:36- No, I don't. - Yeah, you don't. Come here.
1:04:38 > 1:04:41That's Sofia, as in "You're cordially invited to the marriage
1:04:41 > 1:04:45"of Patrick Thomas Sullivan and Sofia Idelia Maria Chechagua."
1:04:45 > 1:04:49She's Dominican. We met on the job. She almost blew up a building
1:04:49 > 1:04:52polishing her nails. I carried her down 15 flights of stairs
1:04:52 > 1:04:55and sat next to her hospital bed until she woke up.
1:04:55 > 1:04:59- What does this have to do with me? - She was a big fan of your show,
1:04:59 > 1:05:02listened to it every day. In fact, one day, she called in.
1:05:02 > 1:05:05- You probably don't remember. - No, I don't.
1:05:05 > 1:05:09- You told her "Call off the wedding." - Patrick...- Someone you don't know
1:05:09 > 1:05:13and can't remember, and you changed her life and mine forever.
1:05:14 > 1:05:17I guess I wanted to educate you about that.
1:05:17 > 1:05:20About what it's like to have your life ripped out from under you.
1:05:20 > 1:05:22I wanted to knock you down a peg.
1:05:25 > 1:05:28- You did. - Emma, I -
1:05:28 > 1:05:31- Goodbye, Patrick. - Emma!
1:05:31 > 1:05:33Emma?
1:05:33 > 1:05:35SOFT MUSIC
1:05:58 > 1:06:00It's beautiful.
1:06:00 > 1:06:04I was just thinking how... How it's too big for me without you here.
1:06:07 > 1:06:10Are you here?
1:06:12 > 1:06:14If you'll have me.
1:06:14 > 1:06:17Do you mean you still want to get married?
1:06:17 > 1:06:20LAUGHS I do.
1:06:20 > 1:06:23I do. I do.
1:06:23 > 1:06:26MUSIC: "I Feel It All" by Feist
1:06:26 > 1:06:28EMMA: As many of you have heard, I'm getting married.
1:06:28 > 1:06:32People keep asking me if I'm nervous. Well, I'm not.
1:06:32 > 1:06:36My eyes are open and what I see is not the man of my dreams,
1:06:36 > 1:06:38but the man of my reality.
1:06:38 > 1:06:41He's who he says he is, there where he's supposed to be.
1:06:41 > 1:06:44If you want to close your eyes and jump in,
1:06:44 > 1:06:46try the high-diving board at the YMCA.
1:06:48 > 1:06:52'There's a generation of men and women roaming New York City
1:06:52 > 1:06:55'in search of the holy grail dream partner,
1:06:55 > 1:06:59'but until we learn the difference between romantic love and real love,
1:06:59 > 1:07:04'we're just searching in vain for something that doesn't even exist.'
1:07:05 > 1:07:10Here we are. Till next time. # Oh, I'll be the one
1:07:10 > 1:07:12# Who'll break my heart
1:07:12 > 1:07:15# I'll be the one
1:07:15 > 1:07:16# To hold the gun
1:07:16 > 1:07:19# I know more than I knew before
1:07:22 > 1:07:25# I know more than I knew before
1:07:28 > 1:07:30# I didn't rest, I didn't stop
1:07:33 > 1:07:36# Did we fight or did we talk?
1:07:39 > 1:07:43# Oh, I'll be the one who'll break... #
1:07:43 > 1:07:46Ask yourself serious questions. Couples shouldn't have to hide.
1:07:46 > 1:07:49Play with fire, get burned. Is he responsible? Dependable?
1:07:49 > 1:07:52Don't trust what you lust. Does he give you a stable universe?
1:07:52 > 1:07:56Love has to be earned, not yearned. Stop obsessing about this
1:07:56 > 1:08:00old girlfriend of his. Got it? All right. Next caller.
1:08:00 > 1:08:02It's a hard decision. Am I right? Well, caller...
1:08:02 > 1:08:06Trust me on that. Next caller. Based on what? What? Trust me on that.
1:08:06 > 1:08:09OK, well... Um... I don't know. What do you want from me?
1:08:09 > 1:08:12- "Real Love is just a theory." - A theory, yes,
1:08:12 > 1:08:16but based on ten years of study of sociological, psychosexual,
1:08:16 > 1:08:21statistical analysis of men and women and their relationships, OK?
1:08:21 > 1:08:25"But what if you're wrong? Hello? You still there?"
1:08:25 > 1:08:31# I'll end it though you started it
1:08:31 > 1:08:34# The truth lied
1:08:34 > 1:08:36# But now I want to know
1:08:36 > 1:08:39# And lies divide
1:08:39 > 1:08:42# Oh, yeah, it got to me again
1:08:42 > 1:08:44# And lies divide #
1:08:44 > 1:08:48Take that one. Trust me, she needs to take that one.
1:08:48 > 1:08:52"15 minutes after the hour and you're listening to Real Love
1:08:52 > 1:08:54"with me, Dr Emma Lloyd."
1:08:54 > 1:08:57"Uh... Yeah, we got time for one more caller. We've got - "
1:08:57 > 1:08:59Patrick of Astoria.
1:09:03 > 1:09:07- Patrick of Astoria. - Oh, really?
1:09:07 > 1:09:10I thought for a second you weren't going to put me through.
1:09:10 > 1:09:14Thousands are listening. Let's not waste their time. How can I help?
1:09:14 > 1:09:17OK, there's... There's this girl that I'm...
1:09:17 > 1:09:20That I'm falling for.
1:09:20 > 1:09:22That I have fallen for.
1:09:22 > 1:09:26"And, er, well, the trick is she's getting married tomorrow,
1:09:26 > 1:09:29"and if that's what she really wants, then I'm happy for her."
1:09:29 > 1:09:32That's very generous of you, Patrick from Astoria.
1:09:32 > 1:09:35There's one other thing that... that she doesn't know.
1:09:35 > 1:09:39- We're almost out of time, Patrick. - The thing I didn't tell her is...
1:09:41 > 1:09:43- "The thing she doesn't know..." - Come on.
1:09:43 > 1:09:46..is that I love her.
1:09:46 > 1:09:50You know, I, er... I look at her and I see... I see my whole life,
1:09:50 > 1:09:54and I just thought she should know that.
1:09:54 > 1:09:57I'm afraid that's all the time we have, caller.
1:09:57 > 1:09:58- ALL GROAN:- What the...?
1:09:58 > 1:10:00This is Dr Emma Lloyd
1:10:00 > 1:10:04- and you're listening to Real Love. - Where's she going?
1:10:04 > 1:10:07- (Get in there.) - OK.
1:10:07 > 1:10:10Let's see, we got, um... Chuck on line four
1:10:10 > 1:10:14is looking for his soul mate and Maria on line two
1:10:14 > 1:10:17just got dumped. So, Chuck?
1:10:17 > 1:10:20- "Yeah?"- Say what's up to Maria. - "How you doin', Maria?"
1:10:30 > 1:10:34Well? Do you really like it?
1:10:34 > 1:10:38Perfect. You're perfect. It's an interesting segue.
1:10:38 > 1:10:42- Did you listen to the show last night?- Yes.
1:10:42 > 1:10:46- He loves me.- I know. - The entire area knows.
1:10:46 > 1:10:49- The car's here. - What am I going to do?
1:10:49 > 1:10:52- Well, first thing, we should fire her.- I heard that!
1:10:52 > 1:10:56Sister at the keyhole, just what you always wanted, huh?
1:10:56 > 1:11:00- I did, didn't I? - Instead you got you and me.
1:11:00 > 1:11:03- We didn't do too badly, did we? - We were a disaster.
1:11:03 > 1:11:07- CHUCKLES - Yeah, we were. Hm.
1:11:09 > 1:11:12But I see a comeback in the making.
1:11:13 > 1:11:17- Yeah? - GLASSES CLINK
1:11:17 > 1:11:22- BELLS TOLL - For a guy who's waited this long to marry my daughter,
1:11:22 > 1:11:25he sure is cutting it close, don't you think?
1:11:25 > 1:11:27- Do you know how I know I love you? - How?
1:11:27 > 1:11:31Because nothing in the world would make me drag you to the altar again.
1:11:31 > 1:11:35- We don't want to press our luck! - BOTH LAUGH
1:11:35 > 1:11:38I should see how Emma's doing. Let me know if he gets here.
1:11:38 > 1:11:40GENTLE CLASSICAL MUSIC
1:11:48 > 1:11:51- Just take it off, Marcy.- Oh! - It's crooked.- Let me try.
1:11:52 > 1:11:54Oh, so, this goes like this.
1:11:57 > 1:12:00And this...goes here.
1:12:01 > 1:12:04Here comes the bride.
1:12:09 > 1:12:11I can't do this. KNOCKING
1:12:11 > 1:12:14DOOR OPENING
1:12:15 > 1:12:17Excuse me, ladies, could I have a moment?
1:12:33 > 1:12:37- Richard - - Wow. Look at you.
1:12:37 > 1:12:43Seems kind of silly, though, huh? Me in this dress, veil,
1:12:43 > 1:12:46bridesmaids. It's like some sort of play or something.
1:12:47 > 1:12:49No, you don't look silly.
1:12:51 > 1:12:55Well, you look extremely not silly and handsome yourself.
1:12:59 > 1:13:03I'm sorry I'm late. I had to go back to the city and get something.
1:13:11 > 1:13:14You forgot to file them?
1:13:15 > 1:13:18You should know by now, I'm not really the forgetful type.
1:13:18 > 1:13:21No, no, you're not.
1:13:22 > 1:13:25Since you gave me these, I've been putting off filing them
1:13:25 > 1:13:28for some reason.
1:13:28 > 1:13:30Why do you think that is?
1:13:33 > 1:13:38I love you, Em. I'm clever enough to know when I've lost.
1:13:42 > 1:13:44I should have asked you to marry me a long time ago.
1:13:46 > 1:13:48Well, maybe we just missed our moment.
1:13:50 > 1:13:54If you marry me today, you'll always be looking over your shoulder.
1:13:54 > 1:13:57You'll never be completely happy.
1:14:00 > 1:14:03- You need to be happy, Em. - I can't stand it.
1:14:03 > 1:14:06Oh, Richard. SOBS
1:14:06 > 1:14:09It'll be all right.
1:14:10 > 1:14:13- I'll be all right. - SIGHS
1:14:13 > 1:14:17- As soon as we can get past that angry mob out there.- Oh, yeah, them.
1:14:17 > 1:14:20I'll handle this.
1:14:20 > 1:14:23- Really? - No, not really.
1:14:23 > 1:14:26In fact, this time you should worry. I have no plan.
1:14:36 > 1:14:40Come on, help me up. Give me that candle.
1:14:44 > 1:14:48Would you wait until I've left the room? I might need this suit again.
1:14:49 > 1:14:52Richard?
1:15:02 > 1:15:06SCREAMING, WATER SPRINKLING
1:15:06 > 1:15:09SIREN WAILING
1:15:09 > 1:15:12SHOUTING
1:15:13 > 1:15:16WATER SPRINKLING
1:15:16 > 1:15:18- SIREN BLARES - "This is Great Neck dispatch."
1:15:18 > 1:15:22"A fire alarm and sprinkler activation at Saint Paul's church."
1:15:22 > 1:15:25Great Neck? It's not even in our district.
1:15:25 > 1:15:29Listen, I know it's out of your district, but here's the thing.
1:15:29 > 1:15:32You guys have sort of been requested.
1:15:32 > 1:15:35SIREN WAILING
1:15:41 > 1:15:44- WATER SPRINKLING - Everybody stay calm.
1:15:49 > 1:15:51SIREN WAILING
1:16:02 > 1:16:04CHATTERING
1:16:11 > 1:16:14How you doin'?
1:16:14 > 1:16:16I had to talk to you!
1:16:21 > 1:16:24You know, you could have just called.
1:16:27 > 1:16:30So, what's up?
1:16:32 > 1:16:35This.
1:16:46 > 1:16:49'When I was a kid, I used to have a hard time believing
1:16:49 > 1:16:54'in happy endings. The heroine always seemed to ride off into the sunset
1:16:54 > 1:16:56'with what I thought was the wrong guy.'
1:16:56 > 1:17:00One day, my dad found me crying. I was watching Lady And The Tramp
1:17:00 > 1:17:04and he asked me what was wrong. I said, "Dad, those two dogs
1:17:04 > 1:17:07"don't stand a chance. They're wrong for each other.
1:17:07 > 1:17:10"They have nothing in common. The movie's going to end,
1:17:10 > 1:17:13"they're going to break up and be heartbroken forever."
1:17:13 > 1:17:16He pulled me in close and he said to me, "Em,
1:17:16 > 1:17:21"sometimes when you're really in love you don't sweat the small stuff."
1:17:21 > 1:17:24"So, are you saying we should run away together?"
1:17:24 > 1:17:26Are you insane? You're old enough to be his mother.
1:17:26 > 1:17:30- Wait till he gets out of school. - "Who is this?"- Good day.- Deep!
1:17:30 > 1:17:33- You said you were going to behave. - I don't know how you do this.
1:17:33 > 1:17:37- These people drive me crazy. It won't happen again.- Where was I?
1:17:37 > 1:17:40- Don't sweat the small stuff. - Right.
1:17:40 > 1:17:43I didn't appreciate my father's advice for a long time.
1:17:43 > 1:17:47You have to figure out those things for yourself. But enough about me.
1:17:47 > 1:17:50It's quarter past and now for a word from our sponsors.
1:17:50 > 1:17:53This is Dr Emma Lloyd, you're listening to Real Love.
1:17:53 > 1:17:57Please, don't go away. KNOCKING ON GLASS
1:17:59 > 1:18:02- Haven't you got any cats to pull out of trees?- Heh, ha, ha.
1:18:02 > 1:18:06That only happens in cartoons, Mrs Sullivan, as you well know.
1:18:06 > 1:18:10- Indeed I do, Mr Sullivan. What can I do for ya?- I happened to be
1:18:10 > 1:18:13in the neighbourhood, thought I'd stop by and say hello.
1:18:13 > 1:18:16- Why don't ya come here for a second? - LAUGHS
1:18:16 > 1:18:17I can't leave my desk.
1:18:17 > 1:18:21- I have to be back on any second. - Oh, come on. They can wait.
1:18:21 > 1:18:24- Just stand up and walk towards me. - LAUGHS
1:18:24 > 1:18:28- You didn't come to see me at all, did you?- Of course I did.
1:18:28 > 1:18:30MUSIC: "Swasamae" by AR Rahman
1:18:33 > 1:18:35OK.
1:18:56 > 1:18:58And we're back in five, four,
1:18:58 > 1:19:04- three, two, one! - This is Dr Emma Lloyd.
1:19:04 > 1:19:08We're back with Real Love. Susie from Morningside, you're on the air.
1:19:08 > 1:19:10MUSIC: "Swasamae" by AR Rahman