0:00:02 > 0:00:09This programme contains very strong language
0:00:59 > 0:01:00Boone.
0:01:00 > 0:01:03< Yes, General?
0:01:03 > 0:01:05I'm going into the next office.
0:01:05 > 0:01:07< Yes, sir.
0:01:27 > 0:01:28Damn it.
0:01:37 > 0:01:40'My name is Bob Wilton. I'm a journalist.'
0:01:40 > 0:01:43'Part of my job is finding where a story begins.'
0:01:43 > 0:01:45'If you were looking at my story might think it began
0:01:45 > 0:01:48'when I got a job at the Ann Arbor Daily Telegram.'
0:01:48 > 0:01:49'Or you might think it began
0:01:49 > 0:01:51'when I married my college sweetheart, Debora.'
0:01:51 > 0:01:53'But you'd be wrong.'
0:01:53 > 0:01:56'Because the real story of my life began a few years back
0:01:56 > 0:01:59'when my editor sent me to interview a local guide he'd heard on
0:01:59 > 0:02:00'a talk radio show.'
0:02:00 > 0:02:03'The guy claimed to have some kind of psychic powers,
0:02:03 > 0:02:06'that he could travel with just his mind anywhere he wanted.'
0:02:06 > 0:02:07'He called it remote viewing.'
0:02:07 > 0:02:10'The man's name was Gus Lacey.'
0:02:10 > 0:02:11What have you seen lately?
0:02:11 > 0:02:16Lately I've been watching the Loch Ness monster in Scotland.
0:02:16 > 0:02:18Thanks, Mom.
0:02:18 > 0:02:20Er, and it turns... I've got it.
0:02:20 > 0:02:23Mom, I've got it. Thank you.
0:02:23 > 0:02:27It turns out it's the ghost of a dinosaur.
0:02:28 > 0:02:31OK, wow.
0:02:31 > 0:02:34So when did this all start for you, Gus?
0:02:34 > 0:02:36It started when I was a kid.
0:02:36 > 0:02:39'Gus told me that back in the '80s he was part of a top-secret unit
0:02:39 > 0:02:41that got their training in the Army
0:02:41 > 0:02:44in a programme sanctioned by the highest levels of government.'
0:02:44 > 0:02:47'When I asked him what the purpose of this unit was, he said...'
0:02:47 > 0:02:51We were psychic spies, mainly. That was our initial tasking.
0:02:52 > 0:02:55Once they realised what they were sitting on,
0:02:55 > 0:02:57we were trained to kill animals.
0:02:58 > 0:03:01- What, with your... - With our minds, that is correct.
0:03:01 > 0:03:03Just by staring at them.
0:03:04 > 0:03:06What kind of animals?
0:03:06 > 0:03:09One of our unit stopped the heart of a goat.
0:03:09 > 0:03:11Wow.
0:03:11 > 0:03:14The power they unleashed in us.
0:03:16 > 0:03:18Last week I killed my hamster.
0:03:20 > 0:03:22Want to see?
0:03:24 > 0:03:26There. Look.
0:03:26 > 0:03:28You ever see a hamster do that before?
0:03:28 > 0:03:30I never owned a hamster, Gus, before.
0:03:30 > 0:03:33Just look. Look. See the way it's glaring at its wheel.
0:03:33 > 0:03:36Yeah, I guess our hamster-owning leaders would know
0:03:36 > 0:03:38it's abhorrent behaviour and what...
0:03:38 > 0:03:40What's...
0:03:40 > 0:03:43- Oh, shit. Shit. He's down. - Yeah, he's down.
0:03:43 > 0:03:47At this pointed I'd been staring at him for about three hours.
0:03:47 > 0:03:49Bizarre, right?
0:03:50 > 0:03:53What is that? He didn't die. You said you killed it.
0:03:53 > 0:03:56Yeah, well, Mom said no.
0:03:56 > 0:03:59She said don't show the hamster dying, show the tape where
0:03:59 > 0:04:01the hamster acts bizarre instead.
0:04:01 > 0:04:03You should have seen the skipper at work.
0:04:03 > 0:04:05- Who's the skipper? - Lyn Cassady.
0:04:05 > 0:04:08I mean, after Bill he was the most gifted psych I ever met.
0:04:09 > 0:04:12He was like an occult force.
0:04:13 > 0:04:16Think he runs a dance studio now.
0:04:18 > 0:04:22'The little man inside me dismissed Lacey as a nut.'
0:04:22 > 0:04:23'You know the little man.'
0:04:23 > 0:04:28'He's the one who says keep your head down, stay in your little town.'
0:04:28 > 0:04:29'Your little job.'
0:04:29 > 0:04:31'You're a lucky guy, your wife loves you.'
0:04:31 > 0:04:34'You have everything you want.'
0:04:34 > 0:04:37'You're not looking for some great adventure.'
0:04:37 > 0:04:41'But then, one day when you least expect it...
0:04:43 > 0:04:45'..the great adventure finds you.'
0:04:46 > 0:04:49'Ron's sudden death was the catalyst for everything.'
0:04:49 > 0:04:52'Debora told me later that it had been like a wake-up call for her.'
0:04:52 > 0:04:55'What people used to call a memento mori.'
0:04:55 > 0:04:59'Ron's massive coronary had reminded her that life was just too short
0:04:59 > 0:05:01to waste any chance of true happiness.'
0:05:01 > 0:05:05'And that his death had helped to put everything in perspective.'
0:05:10 > 0:05:11DEBORA GIGGLES >
0:05:15 > 0:05:19'A week after the funeral, she left me for my editor.'
0:05:19 > 0:05:22'It seemed like such a tragedy at the time.'
0:05:22 > 0:05:25'We couldn't see beyond our little lives to the great events of history
0:05:25 > 0:05:28'unfolding out there in the world.'
0:05:28 > 0:05:32'I was like a child or a Hobbit safe in the Shire.'
0:05:32 > 0:05:35'Or a blond farm boy on a distant desert planet,
0:05:35 > 0:05:38'unaware that he was already taking the first steps on a path
0:05:38 > 0:05:41'that would lead him relentlessly towards the heart of a conflict
0:05:41 > 0:05:44'between the forces of good and evil.'
0:05:44 > 0:05:46"Americans are a resolute people
0:05:46 > 0:05:49"who've risen to every test of our time."
0:05:49 > 0:05:52"Adversity has revealed the character of our country
0:05:52 > 0:05:53"to the world."
0:05:53 > 0:05:56'Had I known where that path would lead,
0:05:56 > 0:06:00'had a soft wind from my future brought me the name of Bill Django,
0:06:00 > 0:06:01I might never have gone.'
0:06:01 > 0:06:05'But as it was, I did what so many men have done throughout history
0:06:05 > 0:06:08'when a woman has broken their heart.'
0:06:08 > 0:06:10'I went to war.'
0:06:10 > 0:06:13# "Alright" - Supergrass
0:06:13 > 0:06:16# We are young, we run green
0:06:16 > 0:06:19# Keep our teeth nice and clean
0:06:19 > 0:06:22# See our friends, see the sights
0:06:22 > 0:06:25# Feel alright
0:06:25 > 0:06:28# We wake up, we go out
0:06:28 > 0:06:32# Smoke a fag, put it out
0:06:32 > 0:06:34# See our friends, see the sights
0:06:34 > 0:06:37# Feel alright
0:06:39 > 0:06:41# Are we like you?
0:06:41 > 0:06:44# I can't be sure
0:06:44 > 0:06:47# Of the scene as she turns
0:06:47 > 0:06:50# We are strange in our worlds
0:06:50 > 0:06:52# But we are young
0:06:52 > 0:06:54# We get by
0:06:54 > 0:06:57# Can't go mad, ain't got time
0:06:57 > 0:07:00# Sleep around, if we like
0:07:00 > 0:07:03# But we're alright
0:07:03 > 0:07:06# Got some cash, bought some wheels
0:07:06 > 0:07:09# Took it out, 'cross the fields
0:07:09 > 0:07:12# Lost control, hit a wall
0:07:12 > 0:07:15# But we're alright
0:07:17 > 0:07:19# Are we like you?
0:07:19 > 0:07:22# I can't be sure
0:07:22 > 0:07:25# Of the scene as she turns
0:07:25 > 0:07:28# We are strange in our worlds
0:07:28 > 0:07:32# But we are young, we run green
0:07:32 > 0:07:35# Keep our teeth nice and clean
0:07:35 > 0:07:38# See our friends, see the sights
0:07:38 > 0:07:41# Feel alright. #
0:07:44 > 0:07:46- DEBORA: - 'So have you seen any combat?'
0:07:46 > 0:07:48Yeah, no, it's, erm...
0:07:48 > 0:07:51I won't lie to you, Debora, it's been pretty damn hairy.
0:07:51 > 0:07:53'Yeah. We've been watching it on Fox.'
0:07:53 > 0:07:55Yeah, but it's not...
0:07:56 > 0:08:01I've seen things that you shouldn't... You know?
0:08:01 > 0:08:03'I don't even know why you're there.'
0:08:03 > 0:08:07I think it's important people get an accurate picture of what's...
0:08:07 > 0:08:08- 'MALE VOICE' - "What?"
0:08:08 > 0:08:10- 'Are you ready to go?' - ..what's happening.
0:08:10 > 0:08:12'Yeah.'
0:08:12 > 0:08:14So, what? Is that Dave?
0:08:14 > 0:08:17'Yeah. He says hi.'
0:08:19 > 0:08:20Well, that's...
0:08:20 > 0:08:23'Is he gonna get his stuff outta here?'
0:08:23 > 0:08:24That's...
0:08:27 > 0:08:29I gotta go.
0:08:29 > 0:08:32We're moving out, riding up north to cover the fighting there.
0:08:32 > 0:08:33'Wait, Bob...'
0:08:37 > 0:08:38So what's a useful phrase?
0:08:39 > 0:08:41MAN SPEAKS ARABIC
0:08:42 > 0:08:45HE REPEATS SLOWLY
0:08:45 > 0:08:46What does that mean?
0:08:46 > 0:08:49"Don't shoot. I'm a reporter."
0:08:50 > 0:08:52I'll keep that in mind.
0:08:54 > 0:08:56HE REPEATS ARABIC PHRASE
0:08:58 > 0:09:00'I'd been waiting for a month for permission to cross
0:09:00 > 0:09:02'the border into Iraq.'
0:09:02 > 0:09:05'All that time I'd seen the embedded war correspondents coming back,
0:09:05 > 0:09:08'swapping stories. They all ignored me.'
0:09:08 > 0:09:10'I had to get into Iraq somehow
0:09:10 > 0:09:13'or I would never again be able to face myself, my wife,
0:09:13 > 0:09:16'or that one-armed fuckhead, Dave.'
0:09:17 > 0:09:20DeWitt Resources. Out of Arkansas.
0:09:20 > 0:09:23That's right. We make trash cans.
0:09:23 > 0:09:25You're here for the conference, right?
0:09:25 > 0:09:27- Looking for a contract. - I guess.
0:09:27 > 0:09:28What's your pitch?
0:09:30 > 0:09:31Well, we're real cheap.
0:09:34 > 0:09:37- Bob Wilton. - Skip.
0:09:37 > 0:09:40- Do you mind if I... - No.
0:09:41 > 0:09:44- So, you're from Arkansas. - No.
0:09:45 > 0:09:47- Been here long? - No.
0:09:50 > 0:09:51CHATTER AND LAUGHTER >
0:09:52 > 0:09:53'Be careful what you wish for.'
0:09:53 > 0:09:55'I wanted to prove myself.'
0:09:56 > 0:10:00'And for my sins fate taught me a lesson.'
0:10:04 > 0:10:06Lyn Cassady.
0:10:06 > 0:10:08Lyn Cassady.
0:10:08 > 0:10:11After Bill he was the most gifted psych I ever met.
0:10:16 > 0:10:18Do you know Gus Lacey?
0:10:22 > 0:10:23Skip?
0:10:31 > 0:10:32Hello?
0:10:33 > 0:10:35Lyn.
0:10:35 > 0:10:36I have your hat.
0:10:44 > 0:10:45Skip?
0:10:48 > 0:10:49LYN SHOUTS
0:10:49 > 0:10:50You working for Hooper?
0:10:50 > 0:10:52No, I work for the Ann Arbor Daily Telegram.
0:10:52 > 0:10:54How do you about Lacey?
0:10:54 > 0:10:57I interviewed him a few months ago for my paper.
0:11:01 > 0:11:02Little prick.
0:11:03 > 0:11:05Follow me.
0:11:06 > 0:11:08Let me ask you something.
0:11:08 > 0:11:11What colour were the chairs in the hotel bar?
0:11:11 > 0:11:13Erm...
0:11:15 > 0:11:19You were there for hours. What colour were the chairs?
0:11:19 > 0:11:20- Green. - Beige.
0:11:20 > 0:11:22How many lights are in this room?
0:11:22 > 0:11:25A super soldier wouldn't have to look. He would just know.
0:11:25 > 0:11:28- Super solider? - A Jedi warrior.
0:11:28 > 0:11:32He'd know where all the lights were, how many power outlets there were.
0:11:32 > 0:11:35People are walking around with their eyes closed.
0:11:35 > 0:11:39At Level One we were trained to instantly absorb all details.
0:11:40 > 0:11:42What's that, what's a Jedi warrior?
0:11:42 > 0:11:44You're looking at one.
0:11:44 > 0:11:46You're a Jedi warrior?
0:11:46 > 0:11:47That's correct.
0:11:47 > 0:11:51I don't... I don't know what that means.
0:11:51 > 0:11:54I'm sergeant first class Lyn Cassady, special forces. Retired.
0:11:54 > 0:11:57In the '80s I was trained at Fort Bragg under a secret initiative
0:11:57 > 0:12:00codenamed Project Jedi.
0:12:00 > 0:12:04The objective of the project was to create super soldiers.
0:12:04 > 0:12:05Soldiers with superpowers.
0:12:05 > 0:12:09We were the first generation of the New Earth Army.
0:12:09 > 0:12:11- You've got superpowers? - That's correct.
0:12:11 > 0:12:13Wait a minute.
0:12:15 > 0:12:19What you're saying is that you were a psychic spy like Lacey.
0:12:19 > 0:12:21We prefer the term remote viewer.
0:12:23 > 0:12:24How does that work?
0:12:24 > 0:12:26Well, different Jedi had different techniques.
0:12:26 > 0:12:29Mel Landow used to visualise packing all his troubles
0:12:29 > 0:12:31into a little suitcase to clear his mind.
0:12:31 > 0:12:35Steve Tuttle would recite Bible verse which was...
0:12:35 > 0:12:37What about you?
0:12:37 > 0:12:40I find drinking helps.
0:12:40 > 0:12:42And if I'm listening to Classic Rock.
0:12:42 > 0:12:43Oh, yeah? Like who?
0:12:43 > 0:12:46I like Boston. Boston usually works.
0:12:46 > 0:12:48What other, erm, powers would you practice?
0:12:50 > 0:12:51Invisibility.
0:12:52 > 0:12:54- Invisibility. - Yeah. I was Level Three.
0:12:54 > 0:12:57Like actual invisibility.
0:12:57 > 0:12:59Yeah, that was the goal.
0:12:59 > 0:13:02Eventually we adapted it to just finding a way of not being seen.
0:13:02 > 0:13:09But once you understand the linkage between observation and reality,
0:13:09 > 0:13:12then you begin to dance with invisibility.
0:13:12 > 0:13:14Like camouflage.
0:13:14 > 0:13:16No. It's not like camouflage.
0:13:17 > 0:13:19We also practise phasing.
0:13:19 > 0:13:22Crossing from particle to wave. From physical to energy.
0:13:22 > 0:13:25Solid objects seem to pass right through you.
0:13:25 > 0:13:27That starts with a breathing exercise.
0:13:27 > 0:13:29HE EXHALES
0:13:29 > 0:13:32And then you think black. That's a nothingness. Got it?
0:13:32 > 0:13:33- It's... - HE EXHALES
0:13:36 > 0:13:38This is... I don't know what...
0:13:39 > 0:13:43Can I be honest with you, Lyn? I don't know what to make of this.
0:13:43 > 0:13:46I don't know what to say. This is amazing stuff.
0:13:46 > 0:13:48I want to... Erm...
0:13:49 > 0:13:52- Could I write a story about this? - Not gonna happen.
0:13:52 > 0:13:54I've been looking for a story and I was gonna write about
0:13:54 > 0:13:57the rebuild contracts, but this is much better.
0:13:57 > 0:13:59- Not gonna happen. - We could meet tomorrow.
0:13:59 > 0:14:00I'm shipping out tomorrow.
0:14:00 > 0:14:02- You're going home? - I'm going to Iraq.
0:14:02 > 0:14:06- I've been thinking about partnering on a factory in al-Qaim.- Oh...
0:14:07 > 0:14:09I could come.
0:14:09 > 0:14:11- What? - I could come maybe.
0:14:11 > 0:14:14I don't wanna be a story. I don't need the attention.
0:14:14 > 0:14:16- We could change names. - There's a war over there, Bob.
0:14:16 > 0:14:17You understand that? War.
0:14:17 > 0:14:19I don't wanna have to be looking out for you.
0:14:19 > 0:14:22You wouldn't ha-... I look after myself.
0:14:22 > 0:14:25I've been in some pretty hairy situations.
0:14:25 > 0:14:27I'm a journalist, Lyn, you understand?
0:14:27 > 0:14:29I'm a journalist. I go where the story is.
0:14:39 > 0:14:41What is this?
0:14:41 > 0:14:44I don't know. It's just a doodle.
0:14:46 > 0:14:48What's the matter?
0:14:48 > 0:14:49Nothing.
0:15:06 > 0:15:09"The US Army doesn't really have any serious alternative
0:15:09 > 0:15:11"but to be wonderful."
0:15:11 > 0:15:15"This does not represent the official position of the United States Army
0:15:15 > 0:15:16"at this time."
0:15:17 > 0:15:19Bill Django.
0:15:20 > 0:15:21Who's Bill Django?
0:15:22 > 0:15:24The man who wrote that book.
0:15:24 > 0:15:28'He said it all started when he fell out of a helicopter in Vietnam.'
0:15:28 > 0:15:29SHOUTING
0:15:52 > 0:15:54SILENCE
0:15:57 > 0:16:00- GUNFIRE - Fuck you, motherfucker!
0:16:00 > 0:16:01Hey! Knock it off.
0:16:01 > 0:16:03Knock it off.
0:16:04 > 0:16:06Knock it off.
0:16:06 > 0:16:08Jesus.
0:16:10 > 0:16:11GUNSHOT
0:16:11 > 0:16:13< Medic!
0:16:13 > 0:16:15VC! One o'clock!
0:16:15 > 0:16:17Hurry!
0:16:18 > 0:16:20What are you waiting for? What the fuck?
0:16:20 > 0:16:22Why isn't anyone firing?
0:16:22 > 0:16:24Fire!
0:16:27 > 0:16:30'Every single one of Bill's men fired high.'
0:16:30 > 0:16:33'They instinctively hadn't wanted to shoot another person.'
0:16:33 > 0:16:37'Later, Bill would come across a study which revealed only 15 to 20%
0:16:37 > 0:16:39'of fresh soldiers shot to kill.'
0:16:39 > 0:16:42'The rest aimed high, didn't fire at all
0:16:42 > 0:16:45or pretended to be busy doing something else.'
0:16:51 > 0:16:54I've got you, sir. Stay with me, all right?
0:17:10 > 0:17:14Their gentleness is their strength.
0:17:19 > 0:17:21'While recovering in the hospital,
0:17:21 > 0:17:24'Bill wrote to the Vice Chief of Staff for the Army
0:17:24 > 0:17:27'explaining that he wanted to go on a fact-finding mission to explore
0:17:27 > 0:17:29'alternative combat tactics.'
0:17:29 > 0:17:32'The Pentagon agreed to pay his salary and expenses.'
0:17:32 > 0:17:34'What Bill hadn't told the Pentagon
0:17:34 > 0:17:37'was that he was really looking for the answer to his vision.'
0:17:37 > 0:17:38'How could his men's gentleness,
0:17:38 > 0:17:41'their general lack of interest in killing people,
0:17:41 > 0:17:43'be turned into a strength?'
0:17:43 > 0:17:46'How could love and peace help win wars?'
0:17:46 > 0:17:47'Bill knew where to go to find out.'
0:17:47 > 0:17:50# "Itchycoo Park" - The Small Faces
0:18:26 > 0:18:30'Bill disappeared into the New Age Movement for six years.'
0:18:30 > 0:18:33'Like all shaman before him, he had traversed the wilderness.'
0:18:33 > 0:18:37'Now he was returning to his people a changed man.'
0:18:37 > 0:18:39'He brought with him his confidential report
0:18:39 > 0:18:42'which he called the New Earth Army manual.'
0:18:46 > 0:18:49"The New Earth Army is a banner under which the forces of good can gather."
0:18:49 > 0:18:51"The courage and nobility of the warrior
0:18:51 > 0:18:54"blended with the spirituality of the monk."
0:18:54 > 0:18:56"The Jedi warrior will follow in
0:18:56 > 0:18:58"the footsteps of the great imaginineers of the past."
0:18:58 > 0:19:01"Jesus Christ, Lao Tse Tung, W-Walt Disney."
0:19:04 > 0:19:08"The role of the New Earth Army is to resolve conflict worldwide."
0:19:08 > 0:19:12"Jedis will parachute into war zones utilising sparkly eyes technique,
0:19:12 > 0:19:14"carrying symbolic flowers and animals,
0:19:14 > 0:19:16"playing indigenous music and words of peace."
0:19:16 > 0:19:18What's sparkly eyes technique?
0:19:20 > 0:19:21Are you ready?
0:19:30 > 0:19:32- You got it? - OK.
0:19:32 > 0:19:34- You see it? You got it? - I think I got it.
0:19:34 > 0:19:35Yeah. I got it.
0:19:37 > 0:19:40'As Lyn drove on, I wondered what the hell I was doing.'
0:19:40 > 0:19:42'I wanted to go back. This wasn't me.'
0:19:42 > 0:19:45'This was crazy and so was Lyn.'
0:19:45 > 0:19:47'But by then it was too late.'
0:19:47 > 0:19:49'We had already crossed the border.'
0:19:54 > 0:19:57What, does that direct you powers?
0:19:57 > 0:20:00- What?- The cone. Does it direct your psychic powers or something?
0:20:00 > 0:20:02No.
0:20:04 > 0:20:07It cooks supper. That's solar.
0:20:08 > 0:20:11Utilising the power of the universe.
0:20:11 > 0:20:13No pollution, totally renewable.
0:20:13 > 0:20:15That's New Earth Army technology.
0:20:21 > 0:20:23Pretty mind-blowing, isn't it?
0:20:24 > 0:20:28First time I saw that, I was like, "What the fuck?"
0:20:28 > 0:20:30Yeah. But... But it...
0:20:30 > 0:20:32But what?
0:20:32 > 0:20:36It's just hard to believe the Pentagon paid for this.
0:20:36 > 0:20:39There's nothing in here actually about fighting.
0:20:39 > 0:20:42New Earth Army was tasked with preventing conflict.
0:20:42 > 0:20:44We were a force of peace, not war.
0:20:44 > 0:20:46Bill understood if you want to change the world
0:20:46 > 0:20:49you've got to start by changing the armies.
0:20:49 > 0:20:52He was the guy that started the research into non-lethals.
0:20:52 > 0:20:55- Non-lethals? - Check this out.
0:20:58 > 0:21:00- The predator. - The predator?
0:21:00 > 0:21:02Lyn, that's just a plastic - (YELLS)
0:21:02 > 0:21:04You're mine now.
0:21:04 > 0:21:06The predator is 100% biodegradable.
0:21:06 > 0:21:09It's friendly to the Earth and it can hurt you in a hundred ways.
0:21:07 > 0:21:09Fuck!
0:21:09 > 0:21:13It has warrior capacities and it looks a little bit funny.
0:21:13 > 0:21:15Jesus! Stop it.
0:21:15 > 0:21:16I bought it online.
0:21:16 > 0:21:19Funny thing is you could see this laying around on the ground
0:21:19 > 0:21:22and you would never know it has such lethality.
0:21:22 > 0:21:24Eyeballs.
0:21:24 > 0:21:28HE YELLS
0:21:28 > 0:21:29God damn it!
0:21:29 > 0:21:31LYN LAUGHS
0:21:33 > 0:21:36I guess it's officially night now.
0:21:38 > 0:21:40Piece of shit.
0:21:59 > 0:22:03I've got Crohns, the steroids help.
0:22:06 > 0:22:08Sometimes there's a need, Bob.
0:22:10 > 0:22:12Sometimes people are calling out for something
0:22:12 > 0:22:14they don't even know it themselves.
0:22:16 > 0:22:20Then a man like Bill appears out of nowhere.
0:22:21 > 0:22:23Because he heard the call.
0:22:28 > 0:22:31We are a hollow army, gentlemen.
0:22:32 > 0:22:34Vietnam has crushed our soul.
0:22:34 > 0:22:37We have to dream a new America.
0:22:37 > 0:22:40An America that no longer has an exploitative view
0:22:40 > 0:22:44of natural resources, no longer promotes consumption at all cost.
0:22:47 > 0:22:50But to achieve this dream
0:22:50 > 0:22:54we must become the first superpower to develop superpowers.
0:22:54 > 0:22:56We must create warrior monks.
0:22:57 > 0:23:01Men and women who can fall in love with everyone,
0:23:01 > 0:23:04sense plant auras, pass through walls,
0:23:04 > 0:23:08stop saying mindless cliches and see into the future.
0:23:09 > 0:23:13I want you to join me in this vision.
0:23:14 > 0:23:17Be all you can be.
0:23:17 > 0:23:20'Among Bill's audience that day was a brigadier general
0:23:20 > 0:23:23'from the Defence Intelligence Agency, Dean Hopgood.'
0:23:23 > 0:23:25'For some time the general had been
0:23:25 > 0:23:28'concerned with Soviet research into psychic powers.'
0:23:28 > 0:23:30'According to some stories,
0:23:30 > 0:23:32'the Soviets had designed psychotronic generators.'
0:23:32 > 0:23:36'Machines capable of bombarding the President with negative energy.'
0:23:36 > 0:23:39'They were also conducting sadistic experiments
0:23:39 > 0:23:41'to see whether animals had psychic powers.'
0:23:41 > 0:23:43'Could they, for instance,
0:23:43 > 0:23:46'telepathically detect that their babies were distressed?'
0:23:46 > 0:23:48Sick bastards.
0:23:48 > 0:23:50When did the Soviets begin this type of research?
0:23:50 > 0:23:54Well, sir, it looks like they found out about our attempt
0:23:54 > 0:23:57to telepathically communicate with one of our nuclear subs,
0:23:57 > 0:23:59the Nautilus, while it was under the polar cap.
0:23:59 > 0:24:01- What attempt? - There was no attempt.
0:24:01 > 0:24:04Seems the story was a French hoax.
0:24:04 > 0:24:09But the Russians think the story about the story being a French hoax is just a story, sir.
0:24:09 > 0:24:10They started doing psy research
0:24:10 > 0:24:14because they thought we were doing research when we weren't.
0:24:14 > 0:24:16Yes, sir. But now that they are doing psy research
0:24:16 > 0:24:19we're gonna have to do psy research, sir.
0:24:19 > 0:24:24We can't afford to have the Russians leading the field in the paranormal.
0:24:24 > 0:24:27'Two weeks later the Army adopted the slogan "be all you can be".'
0:24:27 > 0:24:31'They appointed Bill commander of the first New Earth Army battalion.'
0:24:46 > 0:24:47Lyn?
0:24:50 > 0:24:52Lyn?
0:24:57 > 0:25:00Lyn! Lyn!
0:25:01 > 0:25:02What?
0:25:08 > 0:25:10Nothing. I...
0:25:10 > 0:25:11What are you doing?
0:25:12 > 0:25:13Salute to the sun.
0:25:15 > 0:25:17Alright, we're Oscar Mike.
0:25:18 > 0:25:20That's on the move, soldier.
0:25:20 > 0:25:21Right.
0:25:39 > 0:25:41What are you doing?
0:25:41 > 0:25:43Cloud bursting. Keeps me in shape.
0:25:43 > 0:25:45Really? Which one?
0:25:45 > 0:25:47That one.
0:25:47 > 0:25:49- This one? - No, that one. The big one.
0:25:52 > 0:25:54- Isn't that too far away? - They're all far away.
0:26:03 > 0:26:04And it's gone.
0:26:17 > 0:26:20Jesus, you had the whole desert to drive in, Lyn.
0:26:20 > 0:26:22I'm sorry about that, Bob.
0:26:22 > 0:26:24Must have gotten a little bilocational there.
0:26:24 > 0:26:28I wouldn't worry about it, though. Somebody will come along soon.
0:26:33 > 0:26:35- Heads. - Right.
0:26:38 > 0:26:40- Heads. - Right.
0:26:41 > 0:26:46- What's your record of this? - 264. Tails.
0:26:47 > 0:26:51Right. Well, that's pr-...
0:26:53 > 0:26:55Thank you, Jesus. Sweet Jesus.
0:26:55 > 0:26:58Please, please. Please.
0:26:58 > 0:27:00Can you help us? Can you help?
0:27:00 > 0:27:02Can you help? We drove into a rock.
0:27:02 > 0:27:06I wondered if you could take us to a town or some place.
0:27:06 > 0:27:08HE SPEAKS ARABIC
0:27:08 > 0:27:10Can we get in?
0:27:10 > 0:27:13Thank you. He says, "futter". We can get in.
0:27:18 > 0:27:22Thank you. Thank you for... for picking us up.
0:27:22 > 0:27:25No cars came by.
0:27:25 > 0:27:26How far is...
0:27:32 > 0:27:33Lyn?
0:27:34 > 0:27:35Is this...
0:27:35 > 0:27:37Yeah.
0:27:41 > 0:27:43We're gonna die.
0:27:44 > 0:27:47I'm gonna be killed by Al-Qaeda.
0:27:50 > 0:27:51I don't think they're Al-Qaeda.
0:27:51 > 0:27:54What the hell do you know?
0:27:54 > 0:27:55You don't know.
0:27:55 > 0:27:58You don't know, you don't know anything.
0:27:58 > 0:28:00This is all your fault.
0:28:04 > 0:28:06Bob, there's something I have to tell you.
0:28:06 > 0:28:09When I said that I was retired from the unit, that was a lie.
0:28:09 > 0:28:12I'm on a mission. DeWitt is just my cover.
0:28:12 > 0:28:14I've been reactivated.
0:28:14 > 0:28:17I couldn't tell you because it's a black op.
0:28:17 > 0:28:19But I think that you have a role to play.
0:28:19 > 0:28:21I think that's why you're here.
0:28:21 > 0:28:23You're an idiot.
0:28:23 > 0:28:25You know why I'm here?
0:28:25 > 0:28:27I just wanted to get into Iraq
0:28:27 > 0:28:31so I could prove to my wife that I wasn't a...
0:28:33 > 0:28:34And now I'm gonna die.
0:28:35 > 0:28:37Gonna die and she's right. I'm such a...
0:28:38 > 0:28:40Fuck.
0:28:40 > 0:28:43Bob, have you ever heard of optimum trajectory?
0:28:43 > 0:28:45What?
0:28:46 > 0:28:48Optimum trajectory.
0:28:50 > 0:28:53Your life is like a river.
0:28:53 > 0:28:55If you're aiming for a goal that isn't your destiny
0:28:55 > 0:28:57you're gonna be swimming against the current.
0:28:57 > 0:29:01Young Ghandi wants to be a stock car driver. It's not gonna happen.
0:29:01 > 0:29:05Anne Frank wants to be a high-school teacher. Tough titty, Anne, It's not your destiny.
0:29:05 > 0:29:08But you will go on to move the hearts and minds of millions.
0:29:08 > 0:29:13Find out what your destiny is and the river will carry you.
0:29:13 > 0:29:19Now, sometimes events in life give an individual clue
0:29:19 > 0:29:21as to where their destiny lies.
0:29:21 > 0:29:24Like those little doodles you just happened to draw.
0:29:29 > 0:29:32It's the Ajna chakra, the third eye.
0:29:32 > 0:29:35The symbol of the Jedi.
0:29:35 > 0:29:38When I saw that you were drawing it, well...
0:29:38 > 0:29:41The universe gives you clues like that, you don't even ignore it.
0:29:43 > 0:29:46You were meant to be here with me, Bob.
0:29:46 > 0:29:49It's the Jedi in you that senses it.
0:29:50 > 0:29:52I don't think that these guys are FRLs or Mahdi Army.
0:29:52 > 0:29:55I think we're talking standard criminals here.
0:29:55 > 0:29:58Which means they're gonna try and sell us to another group.
0:29:58 > 0:30:00- We can't let that happen. - How are we gonna stop them?
0:30:00 > 0:30:03- There's three of them with guns. - We're Jedi, Bob.
0:30:03 > 0:30:05We don't fight with guns, we fight with our mind.
0:30:05 > 0:30:07What do you mean?
0:30:07 > 0:30:11Let's say that we have no choice but to fight these guys.
0:30:11 > 0:30:15We're gonna use visual aesthetics to instil psychically
0:30:15 > 0:30:17in the enemy the disincentive to attack.
0:30:20 > 0:30:21What do you mean?
0:30:21 > 0:30:24OK, you pick one of them out, you lock eyes with him
0:30:24 > 0:30:26and you go into this monotone.
0:30:26 > 0:30:28You go (HUMS).
0:30:28 > 0:30:32No, I'm not going to attack you.
0:30:32 > 0:30:34Relax your body and your voice.
0:30:37 > 0:30:39Then you just rip out one of his eyes
0:30:39 > 0:30:41or you get a pen and stab him in the neck.
0:30:41 > 0:30:43You create this fountain of blood.
0:30:43 > 0:30:46I mean a real fountain. Get it squirting all over his buddies.
0:30:46 > 0:30:48That is a psychic disincentive right there.
0:30:50 > 0:30:51We haven't got a pen.
0:30:53 > 0:30:55You're missing the point.
0:30:55 > 0:30:56Come on.
0:30:58 > 0:30:59Let me show you something.
0:31:00 > 0:31:02- Choke me. - I don't wanna, Lyn.
0:31:02 > 0:31:04- Choke me, what am I gonna do? - I don't know.
0:31:04 > 0:31:07- There's too many sharp edges. - It's OK. You can attack me.
0:31:07 > 0:31:09What's with the quotation fingers?
0:31:09 > 0:31:12It's like saying I'm only capable of ironic attacking.
0:31:12 > 0:31:13Choke me.
0:31:15 > 0:31:18Well, if I choose to choke you, what are you gonna do?
0:31:18 > 0:31:20I'm gonna interrupt your thought pattern.
0:31:34 > 0:31:35See, I barely moved.
0:31:36 > 0:31:38Physics wise, not much going on here.
0:31:38 > 0:31:41It's the psychic energy that's important. You OK?
0:31:41 > 0:31:42- Sharp edges. - Yeah.
0:31:43 > 0:31:46- You felt fear, though, in the beginning.- Yes.
0:31:46 > 0:31:49Would you say that the level of fear was abnormal?
0:31:49 > 0:31:51I don't know. I was pretty terrified anyway.
0:31:51 > 0:31:55But the fear that I felt on the run up to the choking was unusual.
0:31:55 > 0:31:56You know why?
0:31:56 > 0:31:58It wasn't you, it was me.
0:31:58 > 0:32:02I was inside your head fighting with the mind.
0:32:02 > 0:32:04Now, what you must always...
0:32:04 > 0:32:06OK, yalla. We'll go. Yalla!
0:32:16 > 0:32:19I'm sorry I freaked out back there, Lyn.
0:32:19 > 0:32:21You learned a lesson.
0:32:21 > 0:32:24Whatever you fear most has no power over you.
0:32:24 > 0:32:27It's the fear that has the power.
0:32:27 > 0:32:28Bill?
0:32:28 > 0:32:29Oprah.
0:32:31 > 0:32:34You really don't work for DeWitts.
0:32:34 > 0:32:36Just my cover.
0:32:36 > 0:32:38Gus Lacey said you ran a dance studio.
0:32:38 > 0:32:40- That was just a cover, too, right? - No.
0:32:40 > 0:32:43I do run a dance studio. I love dance.
0:32:45 > 0:32:47And you're out here on a mission, right?
0:32:48 > 0:32:51In time, Bob.
0:32:51 > 0:32:55Did you mean what you said back there when you said I had some Jedi in me?
0:32:56 > 0:32:59We learn to recognise our own kind.
0:32:59 > 0:33:01Haven't you always felt like you were different?
0:33:01 > 0:33:03- Yes. Yes, I have. - That's the way it is for us.
0:33:03 > 0:33:06We were the ones that didn't fit in when we were kids.
0:33:06 > 0:33:10- Have you always had powers? - Kind of.
0:33:10 > 0:33:12Foxtrot 117 has launched. Tracking now.
0:33:13 > 0:33:15ALARM WAILS
0:33:19 > 0:33:21Did you crash those computers?
0:33:24 > 0:33:25Yes, sir.
0:33:28 > 0:33:29Far-fucking-out.
0:33:31 > 0:33:34How'd you feel about a transfer, son?
0:33:34 > 0:33:37I am Lieutenant Colonel Bill Django!
0:33:37 > 0:33:43IF you pass this course, you will be a psychic weapon.
0:33:43 > 0:33:45An angel of death.
0:33:45 > 0:33:47Our enemy's worst nightmare.
0:33:47 > 0:33:51Until that time, you are nothing.
0:33:52 > 0:33:54Less than nothing.
0:33:54 > 0:33:56Do you understand?!
0:33:56 > 0:33:58ALL: Sir, yes, sir!
0:34:03 > 0:34:06I'm just kidding about this shit.
0:34:07 > 0:34:11OK, what shall we do now, huh?
0:34:13 > 0:34:15Let's dance.
0:34:15 > 0:34:17# MUSIC: "Dancing With Myself" by Gen X
0:34:17 > 0:34:19Give it everything you've got.
0:34:19 > 0:34:21That's it.
0:34:23 > 0:34:25What's your first name, Cassady?
0:34:25 > 0:34:27Lyn, sir.
0:34:27 > 0:34:31You've got to free your feet before you can free your mind, Lyn.
0:34:31 > 0:34:34Not really much of a dancer, sir.
0:34:34 > 0:34:37That's not true, is it?
0:34:37 > 0:34:38You can dance.
0:34:38 > 0:34:41It's just someone told you not to.
0:34:41 > 0:34:43# MUSIC: "Hippy Hippy Shake" by Chan Romero
0:34:47 > 0:34:49Stop acting so fucking queer!
0:34:53 > 0:34:55Well, I'm your Commanding Officer
0:34:55 > 0:34:58and I'm ordering you to let the dance out.
0:34:59 > 0:35:02Come on, dance God damn it.
0:35:03 > 0:35:05Let it go.
0:35:06 > 0:35:08Let it go.
0:35:09 > 0:35:10That's it.
0:35:10 > 0:35:13Welcome to the Heroes Journey, Lyn.
0:35:13 > 0:35:18OK, everyone. Remember, we officially do not exist as a unit.
0:35:19 > 0:35:22Remember, no solid food this first week.
0:35:28 > 0:35:33Primal scream, Belgian waffle, ginseng and amphetamines.
0:35:33 > 0:35:37Not to be abused but very fucking handy.
0:35:37 > 0:35:40Sense the opening. Feel these bends now.
0:35:40 > 0:35:42Feel it. Feel it, yeah.
0:35:47 > 0:35:50Think cold. Real cold.
0:35:50 > 0:35:51Bravo Zulu, Tim!
0:35:51 > 0:35:55Mother Earth, my life support system as a soldier,
0:35:55 > 0:35:57I must drink your blue water,
0:35:57 > 0:36:01live inside your red clay and eat your green skin.
0:36:01 > 0:36:05ALL: Carry my body through space and time.
0:36:05 > 0:36:09You are my connection to the universe and all the that comes after.
0:36:09 > 0:36:12I am yours and you are mine.
0:36:12 > 0:36:15I salute you.
0:36:15 > 0:36:17CHANTS
0:36:22 > 0:36:24'After years of feeling like an oddball,
0:36:24 > 0:36:27'Lyn had finally found a home.'
0:36:27 > 0:36:32'At last he was with men who prided themselves on being different.'
0:36:32 > 0:36:34Left shoulder, that's it.
0:36:34 > 0:36:36'These were the golden days for Lyn.'
0:36:36 > 0:36:39'There was something so noble and pure in Bill's vision
0:36:39 > 0:36:43'that the Jedis felt inspired to be more than soldiers.'
0:36:43 > 0:36:46'Is a world torn apart by greed and hate,
0:36:46 > 0:36:49'they would be a force for good, for peace.'
0:36:49 > 0:36:53'For the first time in his life, Lyn felt truly happy.'
0:36:53 > 0:36:56'Then into the garden a serpent did come.'
0:36:59 > 0:37:02'Larry Hooper was a failed sci-fi writer from Colorado,
0:37:02 > 0:37:05'recruited to the Jedis after General Hopgood met him
0:37:05 > 0:37:07'at a spoon-bending party.'
0:37:10 > 0:37:11Jesus.
0:37:12 > 0:37:14Jesus.
0:37:14 > 0:37:15You did this?
0:37:16 > 0:37:17You son of a...
0:37:19 > 0:37:23'Right from the start he made himself unpopular with the rest of the unit.'
0:37:24 > 0:37:28Congratulations, Scotty. Sorry it doesn't work out between you two.
0:37:29 > 0:37:33'Larry made it quite clear that he despised most of the other Jedis.'
0:37:33 > 0:37:36Hey, man. How would you like it if someone did that to you?
0:37:36 > 0:37:38'But Lyn? Lyn was different.'
0:37:38 > 0:37:40Fuck off.
0:37:40 > 0:37:42'He really hated him.'
0:37:43 > 0:37:46K9, Scotty.
0:37:48 > 0:37:49It's...
0:37:52 > 0:37:54It's something cylindrical. It's a pencil.
0:37:54 > 0:37:56OK. Larry.
0:38:02 > 0:38:05This is Larry's spirit guide, Maud.
0:38:05 > 0:38:09I'm looking into the cupboard now
0:38:09 > 0:38:11and I see...
0:38:12 > 0:38:14I see...
0:38:14 > 0:38:16A tin mug.
0:38:17 > 0:38:18Lyn?
0:38:28 > 0:38:29It's a man sitting in a chair.
0:38:49 > 0:38:52No, wait a minute. You said A, not K.
0:38:52 > 0:38:54- He said A. - Bravo Zulu, Lyn.
0:38:54 > 0:38:55Outstanding.
0:38:59 > 0:39:03'After a year's training, Lyn was given his first tasking.'
0:39:03 > 0:39:06'A senior NATO general had been kidnapped by Red Brigade members
0:39:06 > 0:39:07'in Italy.'
0:39:07 > 0:39:10'Bill was unofficially asked if his unit would be able to help find him
0:39:10 > 0:39:12'before it was too late.'
0:39:14 > 0:39:16North of Verona.
0:39:16 > 0:39:20A small town near a lake.
0:39:20 > 0:39:23I can see a cinema.
0:39:23 > 0:39:26Across the street from the cinema there's a shop.
0:39:26 > 0:39:30No, it's a... it's a cafe.
0:39:30 > 0:39:32He's in the apartment above the cafe.
0:39:34 > 0:39:37The name of the town is something sweet.
0:39:39 > 0:39:40Dolce.
0:39:42 > 0:39:45The name of the town is Dolce.
0:39:45 > 0:39:48'Bill had never encountered anyone with such psychic capabilities.'
0:39:48 > 0:39:51'From that moment on, Lyn's reputation soared.'
0:39:51 > 0:39:53Rank, medals.
0:39:53 > 0:39:55These things mean little to the Jedi.
0:39:55 > 0:40:00But growth in spirit, in wisdom, in psychic power,
0:40:00 > 0:40:03these are things that earn our respect.
0:40:03 > 0:40:07Native Americans believe that when one received the eagle feather
0:40:07 > 0:40:13it was a mark of love, of gratitude and ultimate respect.
0:40:13 > 0:40:16Only true human beings may carry the eagle feather.
0:40:18 > 0:40:19APPLAUSE
0:40:26 > 0:40:28'The word soon got out in the intelligence community
0:40:28 > 0:40:30'that there was a sergeant at Fort Bragg
0:40:30 > 0:40:32'who could find whatever you needed found.
0:40:32 > 0:40:35'It was as if Lyn could fly anywhere in the world
0:40:35 > 0:40:36'without leaving his room.
0:40:36 > 0:40:40'As Bill said, the Force truly was strong with this one.'
0:40:40 > 0:40:42# MUSIC: "More Than A Feeling" by Boston
0:41:16 > 0:41:17Lyn.
0:41:17 > 0:41:20Don't worry, Bob. We're not gonna get in that truck.
0:41:20 > 0:41:22MEN SPEAK ARABIC
0:41:23 > 0:41:24You don't want us.
0:41:26 > 0:41:27You don't want us.
0:41:27 > 0:41:29HE SPEAKS ARABIC
0:41:33 > 0:41:35Put your weapon away.
0:41:37 > 0:41:39Put your weapon away.
0:41:39 > 0:41:41- Bob, don't move. - SHOUTING
0:41:41 > 0:41:43Put your weapon away. Bob, don't move.
0:41:43 > 0:41:46Bob, stay put. Bob, stop!
0:42:09 > 0:42:11HE YELLS
0:42:11 > 0:42:14'Now, at the time I though Lyn was having some kind of fit here.
0:42:14 > 0:42:17'Later I discovered what he was actually doing was performing
0:42:17 > 0:42:18'the Echmeyer technique.'
0:42:18 > 0:42:22'Ben Echmeyer was a Vietnam vet with 63 confirmed kills.'
0:42:22 > 0:42:25'He remains the only non-Korean to achieve the rank of master
0:42:25 > 0:42:27'in Kwa Ra Do.'
0:42:27 > 0:42:30'It's been said he could have a tug-of-war with a dozen men
0:42:30 > 0:42:32'and not move a inch.
0:42:32 > 0:42:35'He was also able to lift bags of sand on hooks
0:42:35 > 0:42:37'hung through his scrotum.'
0:42:39 > 0:42:41'He was one of the Jedi teachers at Fort Bragg.'
0:42:41 > 0:42:45Sir, what is the practical application of this?
0:42:45 > 0:42:48'Ben caused quite a stir by advocating his controversial
0:42:48 > 0:42:50'shock-and-awe knife attack method.
0:42:50 > 0:42:54'The approach was held by some knife aficionados as revolutionary.
0:42:54 > 0:42:56'But criticised by others who believed that the leaping
0:42:56 > 0:43:00'and spinning might lead you to accidentally stab yourself.'
0:43:02 > 0:43:05'Lyn Cassady, however, became a firm convert to the style.'
0:43:05 > 0:43:08'Of course, Lyn didn't actually have a knife with him
0:43:08 > 0:43:10'at this particular time.
0:43:10 > 0:43:13'So I still think that what he did was kind of reckless.'
0:43:13 > 0:43:15GUNFIRE
0:43:20 > 0:43:21HE SPEAKS ARABIC
0:43:21 > 0:43:24You idiot.
0:43:27 > 0:43:30We're OK. They're not coming. We're gonna be all right.
0:43:39 > 0:43:41There he is.
0:43:41 > 0:43:44Sir! It's OK. We're Americans.
0:43:44 > 0:43:46We're here to help you.
0:43:47 > 0:43:48Sir.
0:43:49 > 0:43:50Sir, we...
0:43:51 > 0:43:53- Crap. - What happened? What happened?
0:43:53 > 0:43:55I think I just ran him over.
0:43:55 > 0:43:58- Sir! Sir? - HE GROANS
0:43:58 > 0:44:00Are you all right, sir? Bob, give me a hand.
0:44:04 > 0:44:07Oh, shit. Who is that?
0:44:15 > 0:44:17(MAN) Don't move.
0:44:19 > 0:44:21Let's see your hands. now.
0:44:31 > 0:44:33Todd Nixon, Army small business office.
0:44:35 > 0:44:36Mahmud Daash.
0:44:37 > 0:44:39Ask me what business I'm in, Mohammed.
0:44:39 > 0:44:42Mahmud. What business are you in, sir?
0:44:42 > 0:44:46Right now I'm in the quality of life business.
0:44:46 > 0:44:49We got over 25 million Iraqis out here that want to be independent,
0:44:49 > 0:44:51want to make something of themselves.
0:44:51 > 0:44:54But more than anything else, they want to buy stuff.
0:44:54 > 0:44:56Cellphones, digital cameras, leisure suits, you name it.
0:44:56 > 0:44:59If it sells and Boston, we can damn well sell it in Baghdad.
0:44:59 > 0:45:02Am I right, Mohammed? He knows what I'm talking about.
0:45:02 > 0:45:03Halliburton, Parsons.
0:45:03 > 0:45:06We're gonna have McDonalds. We're gonna have Starbucks.
0:45:06 > 0:45:09No corporate tax. It's gonna be a gold rush.
0:45:09 > 0:45:11By the way, fuck the French.
0:45:11 > 0:45:15Did you hear Chirac wants to bring French contractors in?
0:45:15 > 0:45:18Hey, Phil, what's the most common French expression?
0:45:18 > 0:45:20- I give up. - TODD LAUGHS
0:45:20 > 0:45:22That's fucking funny.
0:45:22 > 0:45:24Year Zero, boys. Year zero.
0:45:25 > 0:45:27OK. We are in Indian country now.
0:45:27 > 0:45:29Check your six.
0:45:32 > 0:45:35RADIO: 'We've got a line of cars at the gas station here.'
0:45:35 > 0:45:38- 'You guys want to wait?' - Negative. We're too exposed.
0:45:38 > 0:45:40We're taking the station. Go in fangs out.
0:45:40 > 0:45:42CAR HORNS BLARE
0:45:51 > 0:45:52SHOUTING IN ARABIC
0:46:00 > 0:46:02Secure the perimeter.
0:46:12 > 0:46:15- Give her the go juice. - I filled her up last time.
0:46:15 > 0:46:16That's bullshit.
0:46:16 > 0:46:18He did fill her up last time, Gary.
0:46:19 > 0:46:22With all due respect, sir, bull-fucking-shit.
0:46:22 > 0:46:23- Bull shit. - Every time!
0:46:23 > 0:46:25Can we figure out some kind of fucking system?
0:46:26 > 0:46:28Contact, contact.
0:46:32 > 0:46:33GUNFIRE
0:46:33 > 0:46:35'In what became known as the Battle of Ramadi,
0:46:35 > 0:46:3812 people were injured, mostly locals.'
0:46:38 > 0:46:40'Both security companies claimed
0:46:40 > 0:46:43'that they had been fired upon first by Iraqis.'
0:46:43 > 0:46:45'Of course, it was later revealed
0:46:45 > 0:46:48'that they had actually fired upon each other.'
0:46:50 > 0:46:53My house is not far. W-We could walk from here.
0:46:53 > 0:46:55- Sounds good, Muhammad. - Mahmud!
0:46:57 > 0:47:00'As we ran for cover, I thought this is what I had wanted.'
0:47:00 > 0:47:03'I was on a mission, even if I didn't know what kind of mission it was.'
0:47:03 > 0:47:06'But I could hear the little man inside me again.'
0:47:06 > 0:47:08'He was screaming like a little girl.'
0:47:08 > 0:47:09GUNFIRE
0:47:11 > 0:47:14Krom One! Krom One! This is Freedom Frontier.
0:47:14 > 0:47:16We are under attack. This is fucking FUBAR!
0:47:52 > 0:47:54'Muhammad led us to his home,
0:47:54 > 0:47:57'which as it turned out had been robbed in his absence.
0:47:57 > 0:48:00'And also accidentally shot up in a firefight.'
0:48:01 > 0:48:04'Neighbours told him that his wife had left.'
0:48:04 > 0:48:06'They weren't sure where she had gone.'
0:48:17 > 0:48:20I'm very sorry for running you over, sir.
0:48:22 > 0:48:23It was an accident.
0:48:24 > 0:48:28And I apologise for the security detachment.
0:48:29 > 0:48:32I don't want you to think that all Americans are like that.
0:48:33 > 0:48:36I apologise for the kidnappers.
0:48:38 > 0:48:40Not your fault, sir.
0:48:40 > 0:48:44I mean, we have kidnappers in America.
0:48:44 > 0:48:47There's always bad apples.
0:49:18 > 0:49:19Lyn?
0:49:19 > 0:49:21Are you awake?
0:49:24 > 0:49:27Just thinking about Mahmud.
0:49:29 > 0:49:32People just trying to do something with their lives.
0:49:32 > 0:49:35Something lasting and good.
0:49:36 > 0:49:39There's always somebody that wants to smash it up.
0:49:39 > 0:49:42'What Lyn was really thinking about was Larry Hooper
0:49:42 > 0:49:46'and the part he had played in the destruction of the New Earth Army.
0:49:46 > 0:49:47'But in fairness,
0:49:47 > 0:49:50'the Jedi's own eccentricities hadn't won them many allies.'
0:49:51 > 0:49:53'For example, there was Tim Kootz,
0:49:53 > 0:49:55'who on being asked to ascertain the whereabouts
0:49:55 > 0:49:58'of General Manuel Noriega had replied...'
0:50:01 > 0:50:02Ask Angela Lansbury.
0:50:02 > 0:50:04Say again, Tim?
0:50:04 > 0:50:06Ask Angela Lansbury.
0:50:10 > 0:50:12Excellent, Tim. Excellent.
0:50:20 > 0:50:22HE CLEARS HIS THROAT
0:50:23 > 0:50:25We asked Angela Lansbury.
0:50:25 > 0:50:26And?
0:50:26 > 0:50:30She said she didn't know where General Noriega was.
0:50:37 > 0:50:41'Or there was the time Major General Gilling was visiting the base
0:50:41 > 0:50:43'and saw Jedi trainee Clifford Hickox
0:50:43 > 0:50:47'practising the ancient sun dance of the Sioux nation.
0:50:47 > 0:50:49'The Jedi survived such minor scandals,
0:50:49 > 0:50:52'protected, it was rumoured, by President Regan.
0:50:52 > 0:50:56'He was a fan of both the Star Wars films and the paranormal himself.
0:50:56 > 0:50:59'But then one summer a young, likeable lieutenant
0:50:59 > 0:51:03'named Norman Pendleton was recruited to the New Earth Army.'
0:51:04 > 0:51:06'Desperate to compete with Lyn,
0:51:06 > 0:51:11'Larry had been doing research into the infamous CIA MK-ULTRA experiments
0:51:11 > 0:51:15'which he believed could enhance his own psychic powers.
0:51:15 > 0:51:17'All he needed was a lab rat to try them out on,
0:51:17 > 0:51:19'check if they were safe.'
0:51:21 > 0:51:23'It turned out they weren't.'
0:51:24 > 0:51:27# MUSIC: "I Had Too Much To Dream" by Electric Prunes
0:51:38 > 0:51:40NORMAN YELLS
0:51:51 > 0:51:52GUNSHOT
0:51:56 > 0:51:57MAN: Oh, shit.
0:52:07 > 0:52:08Norm.
0:52:13 > 0:52:16Norm, give me the gun.
0:52:18 > 0:52:19GUNSHOT
0:52:23 > 0:52:26'Norm's father - who it turned out was pretty high up in the Pentagon -
0:52:26 > 0:52:28'wanted blood.
0:52:28 > 0:52:31'Although the Jedis were pretty sure Larry was responsible,
0:52:31 > 0:52:32'nothing could be proved.
0:52:32 > 0:52:35'When he was called to testify at the disciplinary hearing,
0:52:35 > 0:52:38'Larry made sure to smear Bill with everything he could.'
0:52:38 > 0:52:41Lieutenant Colonel Django used funds from the project's black budget
0:52:41 > 0:52:43- to procure prostitutes. - That's a lie.
0:52:43 > 0:52:45And to get drugs for himself and his men.
0:52:45 > 0:52:50That... Well, the hooker thing is definitely a lie.
0:52:53 > 0:52:56'Brigadier-General Hopgood resigned and died some years later.
0:52:56 > 0:52:59'Bill received a dishonourable discharge.'
0:53:07 > 0:53:09Continue the work, Lyn.
0:53:11 > 0:53:14The world needs the Jedi now more than ever.
0:53:20 > 0:53:21'After Bill left,
0:53:21 > 0:53:24'Major Holtz of special forces took command of the Jedis.'
0:53:26 > 0:53:29'He didn't think much of Bill's unconventional training techniques
0:53:29 > 0:53:31'and he vowed to make some changes.'
0:53:33 > 0:53:35'Nothing was ever the same again.'
0:54:00 > 0:54:02HE BREATHES HEAVILY
0:54:30 > 0:54:32I really appreciate this, sir.
0:54:39 > 0:54:41CAR STARTS
0:55:18 > 0:55:20Jesus, we could have bought a map.
0:55:20 > 0:55:25Bedouins have been navigating this desert for centuries without a nap.
0:55:25 > 0:55:28You could even use a wristwatch in conjunction with the sun.
0:55:28 > 0:55:29- Well? - Well what?
0:55:29 > 0:55:32- Well, use a wrist watch. - I haven't got a wristwatch.
0:55:32 > 0:55:34Oh, for the love of...
0:55:34 > 0:55:35Here.
0:55:37 > 0:55:38What?
0:55:38 > 0:55:40- It's digital. - So?
0:55:40 > 0:55:42You need a watch with hands.
0:55:42 > 0:55:45How am I supposed to know? You're the navigation expert.
0:55:45 > 0:55:47You're the one that said you could find the way.
0:55:47 > 0:55:50- I will if you just be quiet. - You don't even have a watch.
0:55:50 > 0:55:52I don't need a watch. I'm using Level Two.
0:55:52 > 0:55:54- What is that? - Level Two. Intuition.
0:55:54 > 0:55:56We were trained to make correct decisions.
0:55:56 > 0:55:59Somebody runs up to you and say there's a fork in the road.
0:55:59 > 0:56:01Do you go left or right? You go... we go right.
0:56:01 > 0:56:04- Just instant? - Instant, just like that.
0:56:05 > 0:56:09We've been sitting here for half-an-hour. How is that instant?
0:56:09 > 0:56:10CAR STARTS
0:56:11 > 0:56:13- Oh, it's this way? - Yeah.
0:56:13 > 0:56:14Oh, now you know.
0:56:45 > 0:56:47- HE GRUNTS: - Hang on.
0:56:50 > 0:56:52What happened?
0:56:52 > 0:56:54- IED. - What?
0:56:54 > 0:56:57- Improvised explosive device. - Oh, Jesus.
0:56:57 > 0:56:59- Jesus. - You're OK.
0:56:59 > 0:57:01- You're gonna be OK. - I can't believe it.
0:57:01 > 0:57:03Great fucking intuition, Lyn.
0:57:03 > 0:57:05Put me down. I can walk.
0:57:06 > 0:57:08Jesus.
0:57:08 > 0:57:10I think I may be bleeding to death.
0:57:10 > 0:57:13You're not bleeding to death, you're in shock.
0:57:13 > 0:57:14It's the shock.
0:57:14 > 0:57:17It's so hot. So hot.
0:57:17 > 0:57:18Aren't you hot?
0:57:18 > 0:57:22Bob, it's pretty important you keep your mouth closed.
0:57:22 > 0:57:24You lose a lot of water through an open mouth.
0:57:24 > 0:57:28If we'd only stayed with the car then we'd be alright now.
0:57:28 > 0:57:30- Now we have no water. - You're gonna be OK.
0:57:30 > 0:57:32Will you stop saying that?
0:57:32 > 0:57:34I've been blown up, I'm in the middle of the desert.
0:57:34 > 0:57:37- I'm not gonna be OK. - Bob, you're in shock.
0:57:37 > 0:57:40If you panic, your heart's gonna stop.
0:57:40 > 0:57:41Is that supposed to calm me down?
0:57:43 > 0:57:44Wait a minute.
0:57:45 > 0:57:49This is west. al-Qaim is the other way.
0:57:49 > 0:57:52- We're going the wrong way. - Al-Qaim isn't the mission.
0:57:52 > 0:57:54- We're going near al-Qaim. - Where?
0:57:56 > 0:57:57I don't know.
0:57:57 > 0:57:59What? Is that a joke?
0:57:59 > 0:58:00It's a joke, right?
0:58:00 > 0:58:03We've come 600 miles and you don't know where we're going.
0:58:05 > 0:58:08If the exact whereabouts of the target was known,
0:58:08 > 0:58:11it wouldn't take a Jedi to find it, would it?
0:58:12 > 0:58:14Who gave you the mission, Lyn?
0:58:14 > 0:58:16- Bill did. - What?
0:58:16 > 0:58:20Bill. He appeared in my trailer two months ago.
0:58:20 > 0:58:22A psychic projection.
0:58:22 > 0:58:23He called out my name.
0:58:23 > 0:58:27Oh, Jesus. Lyn, there is no mission.
0:58:27 > 0:58:31We're in the middle of the fucking desert cos you heard voices?
0:58:31 > 0:58:33There's no-one here.
0:58:33 > 0:58:35There's no-one fucking here!
0:58:36 > 0:58:39'When the dust of Bill's discharge had settled,
0:58:39 > 0:58:41'it revealed a surprising victor.'
0:58:42 > 0:58:44What do you have for me, Sergeant?
0:58:44 > 0:58:46This is a scientific report
0:58:46 > 0:58:50I've done on possible offensive psy applications, sir.
0:58:50 > 0:58:52I showed it to Lieutenant Colonel Django
0:58:52 > 0:58:55- but he didn't seem interested. - I bet he wasn't.
0:58:59 > 0:59:01We have men who can do this?
0:59:01 > 0:59:02I can think of one, sir.
0:59:04 > 0:59:06We don't have the resources.
0:59:08 > 0:59:12Well, sir, there is the goat lab.
0:59:14 > 0:59:18'Just 80 yards from Major Holtz's office was an abandoned hospital.
0:59:18 > 0:59:21'Most of these soldiers who lived and worked in Fort Bragg had no idea
0:59:21 > 0:59:24'about the actual function of this building.
0:59:24 > 0:59:27'Although it was abandoned, the hospital was not empty.
0:59:27 > 0:59:30'The goats had been secretly flown in from Central America
0:59:30 > 0:59:32'to avoid customs.'
0:59:32 > 0:59:35'Special Forces weren't worried about regular soldiers hearing the goats
0:59:35 > 0:59:37'because they'd been debleated.
0:59:37 > 0:59:40'Goat lab was originally created as a secret laboratory
0:59:40 > 0:59:42'to provide in-the-field surgical training
0:59:42 > 0:59:44'for Special Forces soldiers.
0:59:44 > 0:59:47'The goats would get shot in the leg with a bolt gun
0:59:47 > 0:59:50'and then a trainee would have to dress the wound successfully.
0:59:50 > 0:59:53'Goat Lab actually used to be called Dog Lab.
0:59:53 > 0:59:54'But it turned out most soldiers
0:59:54 > 0:59:57'didn't feel good shooting dogs in the leg.
0:59:57 > 1:00:01'The Army, though, had long felt fine about doing stuff to goats.
1:00:01 > 1:00:03'Even testing atomic weapons on them.'
1:00:05 > 1:00:07It's gone, Bob.
1:00:09 > 1:00:13I can't find him. I've lost my powers.
1:00:14 > 1:00:15It's the curse.
1:00:15 > 1:00:16What curse?
1:00:16 > 1:00:19They took this beautiful thing that we've been building and
1:00:19 > 1:00:21they destroyed the New Earth Army.
1:00:21 > 1:00:23Who destroyed it?
1:00:25 > 1:00:26I did.
1:00:28 > 1:00:31'Hooper and Holtz wanted me to do an experiment.
1:00:31 > 1:00:33'They wanted me to stop the heart of a goat.
1:00:33 > 1:00:35'What had that goat ever done to me?'
1:00:35 > 1:00:38It was completely against the way of the Jedi.
1:00:38 > 1:00:41I was just gonna pretend to try so they could see it wouldn't work
1:00:41 > 1:00:43and they would forget about it.
1:00:43 > 1:00:49'Then, as I sat there, I felt this pulse inside me.
1:00:49 > 1:00:51'I couldn't stop it.'
1:00:53 > 1:00:55Maybe deep down inside
1:00:55 > 1:00:59some dark part of me wanted to see if I could do it.
1:01:07 > 1:01:09BREATHES HEAVILY
1:01:21 > 1:01:23Holy shit.
1:01:25 > 1:01:28That was it. I'd used my powers for evil.
1:01:28 > 1:01:31It was as if I'd brought a curse on all of us.
1:01:32 > 1:01:35It's like that poem where the guy kills a seagull
1:01:35 > 1:01:38and they make him wear it around his neck.
1:01:38 > 1:01:40Every night I would dream about that goat.
1:01:40 > 1:01:44Its mouth opening and closing without making a sound.
1:01:44 > 1:01:46The silence of the goats.
1:01:51 > 1:01:54I finished my tour and I quit, I walked out. Never went back.
1:01:56 > 1:02:00'But before he could leave, Larry arranged one last parting gift.'
1:02:01 > 1:02:02What do you -
1:02:09 > 1:02:10It was the Dim Mak.
1:02:10 > 1:02:13- The Dim Mak? - Dim Mak.
1:02:13 > 1:02:15The quivering palm. The death touch.
1:02:15 > 1:02:18It's forbidden in the New Earth Army.
1:02:18 > 1:02:20What does the death touch do?
1:02:20 > 1:02:23It kills you, Bob, with one touch.
1:02:24 > 1:02:25Jesus.
1:02:25 > 1:02:28There was a story that Wong Wufu, the great Chinese martial artist,
1:02:28 > 1:02:31was in a fight with a guy who was beating him.
1:02:31 > 1:02:34The guy gave him this light tap.
1:02:35 > 1:02:38Wong looked at him, the guy just nodded.
1:02:38 > 1:02:40That was it.
1:02:40 > 1:02:43He'd given him the death touch. Wong died.
1:02:44 > 1:02:46Then and there?
1:02:46 > 1:02:49No. About 18 years later.
1:02:50 > 1:02:52That's the thing about the Dim Mak.
1:02:52 > 1:02:54You never know when it's gonna take effect.
1:02:59 > 1:03:02'In a funny kind of way, I admired Lyn then.
1:03:02 > 1:03:07'He believed in something so much he thought he could really die from it.
1:03:07 > 1:03:10'I think that's what I'd been looking for all along.
1:03:10 > 1:03:14'Something to believe in. Something to give meaning to my life.'
1:03:15 > 1:03:17'That's why I'd fallen for Lyn's crazy stories.
1:03:17 > 1:03:20'That's why I'd followed him out into the desert.'
1:03:21 > 1:03:23BELL CLATTERS
1:03:50 > 1:03:51Look.
1:03:55 > 1:03:57Come on. Come on.
1:04:10 > 1:04:12HELICOPTER FLIES OVERHEAD
1:04:34 > 1:04:37RADIO: 'If you're looking for a way to spend your downtime,
1:04:37 > 1:04:39'you might want to talk to Private First Class Don Roscoff
1:04:39 > 1:04:44'who's in charge of the camp's remote control car races every Sunday.
1:04:44 > 1:04:47'These are friendly competitions held between members of the camp.
1:04:47 > 1:04:50'But if you think this sort of thing is for kids,
1:04:50 > 1:04:52'you'd better think again.
1:04:52 > 1:04:55'The cars reach speeds of up to 70mph
1:04:55 > 1:04:59'while monster truck models can be up to a foot and a half in length.'
1:05:06 > 1:05:07HE GROANS
1:05:20 > 1:05:21Lyn?
1:05:28 > 1:05:29Lyn, where are you going?
1:05:36 > 1:05:37Lyn?
1:05:39 > 1:05:42RADIO: 'Weather today, we're looking at another sunny day...'
1:06:20 > 1:06:21Hello, Bill.
1:06:25 > 1:06:27Hello, Lyn.
1:06:30 > 1:06:31This is Bob.
1:06:32 > 1:06:33Hello, Bob.
1:06:34 > 1:06:35Hello.
1:06:38 > 1:06:41Oh, good. The gang's all here.
1:06:43 > 1:06:45This is primarily a psyops base.
1:06:46 > 1:06:47Psy for psychic, right?
1:06:47 > 1:06:50Psy for psychological but the irony isn't wasted on me.
1:06:50 > 1:06:53Radio broadcasts, leaflets, things like that.
1:06:53 > 1:06:57Oh. Here's an Iraqi psyops leaflet they dropped on us.
1:06:57 > 1:06:59"American soldier.
1:06:59 > 1:07:04"Your wives are back at home having sex with Bart Simpson and Burt Reynolds."
1:07:04 > 1:07:05Didn't exactly do their homework there.
1:07:05 > 1:07:07How'd you find us, Lyn?
1:07:07 > 1:07:09I told you I remote viewed you.
1:07:09 > 1:07:12If this is a psyops base, what are you doing here?
1:07:12 > 1:07:15I said it was primarily psyops.
1:07:15 > 1:07:17There are individuals in the current administration
1:07:17 > 1:07:19who are looking for creative solutions to the War on Terror.
1:07:19 > 1:07:24They're more open-minded than their predecessors.
1:07:24 > 1:07:28- They outsourced experimental research to my company.- PSIC.
1:07:28 > 1:07:30It's pronounced "psych".
1:07:30 > 1:07:33Psychic Systems International Corp.
1:07:33 > 1:07:34PSIC.
1:07:35 > 1:07:38Turns out certain people had heard about the New Earth Army.
1:07:38 > 1:07:42They were very interested in some of the work we were doing back then.
1:07:42 > 1:07:44They got hold of me, I got hold of Bill.
1:07:44 > 1:07:47Bill works for you?
1:07:47 > 1:07:49Bill's looking into subliminal messaging.
1:07:49 > 1:07:53Oh. This is one we designed to play to our own troops
1:07:53 > 1:07:56before going into combat. Push play on that.
1:07:57 > 1:08:00# MUSIC: "Wishing And Hoping" by Dionne Warwick
1:08:03 > 1:08:05There's a subliminal message in this?
1:08:05 > 1:08:09This one is called, "Don't get drunk before firing heavy machine guns."
1:08:09 > 1:08:11We've got all sorts of new ideas in development.
1:08:11 > 1:08:14- Give them one of our new ideas. - Airbag mine.
1:08:14 > 1:08:18Airbag mine. Non-lethal. Catapults the fucker right into the air.
1:08:18 > 1:08:19Give me another one.
1:08:19 > 1:08:22Blast target with pheromones and then release attack bees.
1:08:22 > 1:08:25Attack bees. The forces of nature. Another.
1:08:25 > 1:08:28Project Achilles. We mutilate enemy -
1:08:28 > 1:08:30We're not doing that one anymore, you idiot.
1:08:31 > 1:08:35The point is, we got a budget, we got supporters.
1:08:35 > 1:08:37I'm rebuilding the New Earth Army.
1:08:37 > 1:08:39Only this time without all the hippy crap.
1:08:39 > 1:08:40How you doing there, Bill?
1:08:40 > 1:08:42I'm going to get some ice cream.
1:08:49 > 1:08:51We get the occasional flash of what he used to be
1:08:51 > 1:08:55but he's pretty burned out on the booze.
1:08:55 > 1:08:56Still, he's the best.
1:08:56 > 1:08:58Oh, Twizzlers.
1:08:59 > 1:09:01- You want one? - No.
1:09:01 > 1:09:03God, I love these things.
1:09:08 > 1:09:10MUFFLED MUSIC
1:09:17 > 1:09:19MUSIC GETS LOUDER
1:09:25 > 1:09:27MUSIC GETS LOUDER
1:09:48 > 1:09:51# MUSIC: "I Love You" by Barney the Purple Dinosaur
1:09:52 > 1:09:53MAN GROANS
1:09:56 > 1:09:58What? What is it?
1:09:59 > 1:10:00The Dark Side.
1:10:09 > 1:10:10What are you gonna do?
1:10:11 > 1:10:13Lyn, what are you gonna do?
1:10:14 > 1:10:15It's too late.
1:10:18 > 1:10:19I'm dying, Bob.
1:10:19 > 1:10:21You're not gonna die.
1:10:21 > 1:10:25I don't believe you can be killed by mail order dim sum or...
1:10:25 > 1:10:26- Dim Mak. - A Dim Mak. Whatever.
1:10:26 > 1:10:29You can't just be tapped on the shoulder -
1:10:29 > 1:10:31- It's cancer. - What?
1:10:34 > 1:10:38I know it was the Dim Mak that caused it.
1:10:38 > 1:10:41It's cancer. At least, that's what the doctors say.
1:10:45 > 1:10:47There's different ways of looking at it.
1:10:49 > 1:10:51Different names for a reality.
1:11:05 > 1:11:07Give that to Bill.
1:11:08 > 1:11:10I don't deserve it.
1:11:13 > 1:11:14Take it.
1:11:22 > 1:11:24'It wasn't the Dim Mak that was killing Lyn
1:11:24 > 1:11:26'and it wasn't the cancer.
1:11:26 > 1:11:29'He was dying of a broken heart.
1:11:29 > 1:11:32'And maybe the cancer, as well.
1:11:32 > 1:11:34'His mission had failed.
1:11:34 > 1:11:36'And failure was something I knew too much about.'
1:11:37 > 1:11:38Bill?
1:11:59 > 1:12:02Lyn told me he didn't deserve this eagle feather.
1:12:03 > 1:12:05He wanted me to give it back to you.
1:12:08 > 1:12:10- It's fake. - What?
1:12:12 > 1:12:1525,000 fine for taking an eagle feather.
1:12:16 > 1:12:18This one's off a turkey.
1:12:19 > 1:12:21You just dye the tip black.
1:12:24 > 1:12:25Don't tell Lyn.
1:12:27 > 1:12:28It isn't real.
1:12:30 > 1:12:31None of it was real.
1:12:37 > 1:12:40Lyn told me about the curse.
1:12:40 > 1:12:43That by killing the goat he put a curse on all of you.
1:12:46 > 1:12:48What's Larry gonna do with these goats?
1:12:54 > 1:12:56Do you believe in redemption, Bill?
1:13:15 > 1:13:16COUGHS LOUDLY
1:13:19 > 1:13:22Oh. Sorry. Didn't mean to wake you.
1:13:24 > 1:13:26How did you find us?
1:13:26 > 1:13:28I told you, I remote viewed you.
1:13:30 > 1:13:33Scotty Mercer told you, didn't he?
1:13:33 > 1:13:35Yeah, he did.
1:13:35 > 1:13:37We told Scotty we were coming over here,
1:13:37 > 1:13:38asked him if he wanted some work.
1:13:38 > 1:13:41I haven't seen Scotty.
1:13:41 > 1:13:43That's funny cos he told me he ran into you
1:13:43 > 1:13:46and mentioned there might be some jobs going over with us.
1:13:47 > 1:13:50Isn't that why you came really, Lyn?
1:13:52 > 1:13:53You want back in, don't you?
1:13:55 > 1:13:56It can happen.
1:13:56 > 1:13:58You only got to say the word.
1:13:58 > 1:14:02This could be the new golden age for psy research.
1:14:02 > 1:14:06You, me, Bill, back together again like the old days.
1:14:12 > 1:14:16You don't have to make a decision now.
1:14:16 > 1:14:17Tell me in the morning.
1:14:27 > 1:14:31BOTH: Mother Earth, you are my life support system.
1:14:31 > 1:14:33As a soldier I must drink your blue water,
1:14:33 > 1:14:38live inside your red clay and eat your green skin.
1:14:38 > 1:14:42Help me to balance myself as you hold in balance the Earth,
1:14:42 > 1:14:45the sea and the space environments.
1:14:45 > 1:14:50Help me to open my heart knowing that the universe will feed me.
1:14:50 > 1:14:54I pray my boots will always kiss your face
1:14:54 > 1:14:56and my footsteps match your heartbeat.
1:14:56 > 1:14:59Carry my body through space and time.
1:14:59 > 1:15:04You are my connection to the universe and all that comes after.
1:15:04 > 1:15:07I am yours and you are mine.
1:15:07 > 1:15:08I salute you.
1:15:13 > 1:15:14I salute you.
1:15:23 > 1:15:24Bill? Bill.
1:15:24 > 1:15:25Bill.
1:15:27 > 1:15:28Are you OK?
1:15:31 > 1:15:32I just saw Timothy Leary.
1:15:32 > 1:15:35Timothy Leary's dead.
1:15:35 > 1:15:36I know.
1:15:37 > 1:15:39Hey, I got an idea.
1:15:44 > 1:15:46Good evening, gentlemen.
1:15:46 > 1:15:48Wanna get some ice cream?
1:15:57 > 1:15:59BUGLE PLAYS
1:16:05 > 1:16:07RADIO: 'Good morning, ladies and gentlemen...'
1:16:33 > 1:16:35Don't eat the eggs.
1:16:37 > 1:16:40- What? - Don't eat the eggs.
1:17:07 > 1:17:08What's going on?
1:17:09 > 1:17:11We put LSD in the eggs.
1:17:13 > 1:17:16Bill showed me where Larry had some bottles of LSD
1:17:16 > 1:17:19and we put some in the powdered eggs last night.
1:17:19 > 1:17:20And in the water.
1:17:22 > 1:17:23What?
1:17:23 > 1:17:26I put it in the main water tank, as well.
1:17:26 > 1:17:28But we drank the water.
1:17:29 > 1:17:30Yeah.
1:17:50 > 1:17:52RADIO: 'Hold on.'
1:17:52 > 1:17:57'Er, the weather today is gonna be... hot.
1:17:57 > 1:18:00'I mean, I'm guessing. I haven't really looked at the thing.
1:18:00 > 1:18:05'But it's gonna be fucking hot as balls out there again.
1:18:05 > 1:18:07'Yeah. What else?'
1:18:09 > 1:18:12'Big fucking shocker, right? It's gonna be hot again.'
1:18:16 > 1:18:18Don't you think it would have been a good idea
1:18:18 > 1:18:20if we hadn't drunk the fucking water?
1:18:20 > 1:18:22That might have aroused suspicion.
1:18:22 > 1:18:24But don't worry, over the years
1:18:24 > 1:18:26I've developed a massive tolerance to all narcotics.
1:18:43 > 1:18:45MAN: You're gonna hit the gate.
1:18:45 > 1:18:47You're going to hit the gate.
1:18:51 > 1:18:53It's cool. You missed it.
1:18:58 > 1:19:03In the name of the New Earth Army and loving people everywhere,
1:19:03 > 1:19:05I'm liberating you.
1:19:13 > 1:19:16Come on. I'm liberating this base.
1:19:26 > 1:19:28Come on. Go.
1:19:32 > 1:19:33Everybody, go.
1:19:36 > 1:19:37Come on.
1:19:39 > 1:19:40Come on.
1:19:53 > 1:19:54Be free now.
1:19:54 > 1:19:55Come on!
1:20:13 > 1:20:16Put the gun down, Larry.
1:20:28 > 1:20:31Wow. I'm really hungry.
1:20:35 > 1:20:37Let's go. Come on.
1:20:41 > 1:20:43Don't be afraid. They're just goats.
1:20:50 > 1:20:51Don't worry about the soap.
1:20:57 > 1:20:58Peace be with you.
1:21:01 > 1:21:03Be free!
1:21:20 > 1:21:22GOAT'S BELL CLATTERS
1:21:48 > 1:21:50Wait! Wait, wait for me.
1:21:50 > 1:21:52Where are you going? What about the mission?
1:21:52 > 1:21:55You're the mission, Bob.
1:21:56 > 1:21:59Tell them what happened. Tell everybody what happened.
1:22:01 > 1:22:02It's your job now.
1:22:08 > 1:22:11'At the time I was hurt that Lyn hadn't taken me with him.
1:22:11 > 1:22:12'But now I know it was because
1:22:12 > 1:22:15'he and Bill had already seen what was to come.'
1:22:34 > 1:22:36'Nobody exactly knows what happened.
1:22:36 > 1:22:39'The official story is that their helicopter must have crashed.
1:22:39 > 1:22:42'Either because they were hit by an RPG or because,
1:22:42 > 1:22:45'well, that's what happens when you fly a helicopter
1:22:45 > 1:22:47'while you're tripping on acid.
1:22:47 > 1:22:51'All I know is they've never been seen since.
1:22:51 > 1:22:54'Like all shaman, they returned to the sky.'
1:22:58 > 1:23:01'When I got back, I wrote the story up.
1:23:01 > 1:23:02'Everything.
1:23:02 > 1:23:05'Lyn had handed the mission onto me and I would see it through.
1:23:05 > 1:23:08'I would tell everyone what happened.
1:23:08 > 1:23:11'I understood now that Debora and I weren't meant to be together
1:23:11 > 1:23:12'and I was at peace with that.
1:23:12 > 1:23:16'It wasn't my destiny to return to the life I had before.
1:23:16 > 1:23:18'The universe has other plans for me.
1:23:18 > 1:23:21'I sent the story to the newspapers and TV stations.
1:23:21 > 1:23:23'I didn't care what the authorities did to me.
1:23:23 > 1:23:26'I was ready to go to prison as long as the truth came out.
1:23:26 > 1:23:29'But they didn't put me in prison.
1:23:29 > 1:23:31'They did something much worse.'
1:23:31 > 1:23:34'..a cruel and unusual tool to break the resistance of Iraqi PoWs."
1:23:34 > 1:23:36'Trust me, a lot of parents would agree."
1:23:36 > 1:23:40'Some prisoners are being forced to listen to Barney the Purple Dinosaur
1:23:40 > 1:23:46'sing the I Love You song for 24 straight hours.'
1:23:46 > 1:23:48'That was it.
1:23:48 > 1:23:51'That was the only bit of my story that ran anywhere.
1:23:51 > 1:23:54'And it was a joke.
1:23:54 > 1:23:57'If I ever needed proof of how the Dark Side
1:23:57 > 1:24:00'had taken the beautiful dream of what a nation could be
1:24:00 > 1:24:04'and had twisted it, destroyed it...
1:24:04 > 1:24:06'Well, that was it.
1:24:06 > 1:24:08'But I won't stop.
1:24:08 > 1:24:10'I won't give up.'
1:24:10 > 1:24:12'Because when I look at what is happening in the world,
1:24:12 > 1:24:16'I know that now, more than ever...'
1:24:17 > 1:24:19'..we need to be all that we can be.'
1:24:19 > 1:24:21Bob?
1:24:21 > 1:24:24'Now, more than ever...'
1:24:26 > 1:24:28'..we need the Jedi.'
1:24:28 > 1:24:31# MUSIC: "More Than A Feeling" by Boston