0:00:02 > 0:00:09This programme contains some strong language.
0:00:34 > 0:00:36WOMAN: There is a Jewish story -
0:00:36 > 0:00:38an ordinary Jewish joke.
0:00:38 > 0:00:40A father was teaching his little son
0:00:40 > 0:00:42to be less afraid, to have more courage,
0:00:42 > 0:00:44by having him jump down the stairs.
0:00:44 > 0:00:48He put his son on the second stair and said, "Jump, and I'll catch you,"
0:00:48 > 0:00:51then on the third stair and said, "Jump, and I'll catch you."
0:00:51 > 0:00:55The little boy was afraid but he trusted his father
0:00:55 > 0:00:57and did what he was told and jumped into his arms.
0:00:57 > 0:01:01The father put him on the next step and then the next,
0:01:01 > 0:01:04each time telling him, "Jump, and I'll catch you."
0:01:04 > 0:01:07Then the boy jumped from a very high step
0:01:07 > 0:01:10but this time, the father stepped back
0:01:10 > 0:01:13and the boy fell flat on his face.
0:01:13 > 0:01:16He picked himself up, bleeding and crying,
0:01:16 > 0:01:18and the father said to him,
0:01:18 > 0:01:19"That'll teach you."
0:01:19 > 0:01:22- Here, put this sweater on. - Nuh-uh.
0:01:22 > 0:01:24Don't be ridiculous. You're shaking like a bowl of Jell-O.
0:01:24 > 0:01:26- Put the sweater on. - Nuh-uh.
0:01:26 > 0:01:28- Mom. - Oh, for God's sake.
0:01:47 > 0:01:51(RABBI SPEAKS HEBREW)
0:01:54 > 0:01:55(MAN SPEAKS HEBREW)
0:01:55 > 0:01:59(WOMAN SPEAKS HEBREW)
0:02:03 > 0:02:05I betroth you to me forever...
0:02:05 > 0:02:07- I betroth you to me forever... - ..in righteousness and justice...
0:02:07 > 0:02:10- ..in righteousness and justice... - ..in kindness and in mercy...
0:02:10 > 0:02:11..in kindness and in mercy...
0:02:11 > 0:02:14- ..and you shall know God. - ..and you shall know God.
0:02:14 > 0:02:16That's for you.
0:02:33 > 0:02:35- (BOTH LAUGH) - Come on!
0:02:51 > 0:02:53Aargh! (LAUGHS)
0:02:53 > 0:02:55- Aargh! - (LAUGHS)
0:02:59 > 0:03:00Well, I'm dying.
0:03:00 > 0:03:03You're not dying. You had an episode and they want to watch you.
0:03:03 > 0:03:05- Shabbat Shalom. - Hmm?
0:03:05 > 0:03:06She's always dying.
0:03:06 > 0:03:08- Why are you rushing? - Sorry, rounds took forever.
0:03:08 > 0:03:11- Sorry, you guys. - Oh, baby, no problem.
0:03:11 > 0:03:13- Have a good evening. - Thank you.
0:03:13 > 0:03:14You're late for Shabbat
0:03:14 > 0:03:16and you have to tell this stranger our private business?
0:03:16 > 0:03:18Mom, you're lucky we come at all.
0:03:18 > 0:03:21I'm lucky you come to Shabbat? Why is that? Stop eating.
0:03:21 > 0:03:23'Cause it's the 21st century, 'cause we're not in Babylon.
0:03:23 > 0:03:26We don't have to remind ourselves to let our land lie fallow.
0:03:26 > 0:03:29- The whole point of Shabbat is... - I was 11 minutes late!
0:03:29 > 0:03:31You're getting yourself worked up,
0:03:31 > 0:03:33and being worked up all the time never got anyone pregnant.
0:03:33 > 0:03:35- (COUGHS) - Worked up?
0:03:35 > 0:03:37- We've been trying for 10 months! - Shabbat Shalom.
0:03:37 > 0:03:39- Where does everyone have to get to? - I'm not worked up!
0:03:39 > 0:03:41I would just like very much to have a baby.
0:03:41 > 0:03:43- So, adopt. - Who's really mine.
0:04:05 > 0:04:07(CHANTS IN HEBREW)
0:04:07 > 0:04:10In China, they're throwing them into trash cans.
0:04:12 > 0:04:14(CONTINUES SINGING IN HEBREW)
0:04:14 > 0:04:17Adopt a baby, for God's sake. Adopt a baby and then have a baby.
0:04:17 > 0:04:19- You're 39 years old! - That's what you did.
0:04:19 > 0:04:23That's why you can't do it, because I did it?
0:04:23 > 0:04:25- Being like me is such a terrible... - There's a feeling.
0:04:25 > 0:04:28- No, there's not! - When he was little, I watched you.
0:04:28 > 0:04:30I watched you...
0:04:30 > 0:04:32..watch him.
0:04:32 > 0:04:36I saw you look at each other. It was different.
0:04:36 > 0:04:37I want that.
0:04:41 > 0:04:44You listen to me.
0:04:45 > 0:04:48There's no difference.
0:04:56 > 0:04:57Are you here?
0:05:01 > 0:05:03- Where are you? - I'm in here.
0:05:05 > 0:05:08Sweetie, can you come in here and sit down for a minute?
0:05:08 > 0:05:10I'll be there in one second.
0:05:14 > 0:05:15Hi.
0:05:15 > 0:05:17Sit down.
0:05:17 > 0:05:18You stand up.
0:05:18 > 0:05:21(SIGHS) Sweetie, please, sit down.
0:05:21 > 0:05:23And take your coat off.
0:05:23 > 0:05:25Maybe you should take it off.
0:05:29 > 0:05:31What?
0:05:31 > 0:05:34(SIGHS) I made a mistake.
0:05:35 > 0:05:37I'm sorry.
0:05:39 > 0:05:41I made a mistake.
0:05:43 > 0:05:44You made...what?
0:05:44 > 0:05:47If I could blink my eyes and it would be a year from now...
0:05:49 > 0:05:52..and we could be friends, best friends, I would do it.
0:05:55 > 0:05:57We teach across the hall from each other.
0:05:59 > 0:06:01I'll see you all the time, every day.
0:06:02 > 0:06:04But listen, I want...
0:06:06 > 0:06:08I want you to know something.
0:06:08 > 0:06:10- Do you want a...? - Yeah, thank you.
0:06:13 > 0:06:16What did you want me to know?
0:06:17 > 0:06:19I'm 100% sure.
0:06:22 > 0:06:24Is it because I didn't say the right thing the other night?
0:06:24 > 0:06:26If you want to pursue this drawing thing...
0:06:26 > 0:06:28- It's not that. It's not anything. - I just meant that if...
0:06:28 > 0:06:29I'm very attracted to...
0:06:29 > 0:06:32..we're gonna try to have a baby, somebody has to make some money.
0:06:32 > 0:06:33I don't...
0:06:33 > 0:06:35- I can't make love if we don't talk. - I don't...
0:06:35 > 0:06:37I don't want this life!
0:06:42 > 0:06:44Don't you want to take your coat off?
0:06:47 > 0:06:49Why don't you want to take your coat off?
0:06:57 > 0:06:58Oh, God!
0:07:30 > 0:07:32I'm really sure we shouldn't...
0:08:11 > 0:08:14(BOTH BREATHE HEAVILY)
0:08:49 > 0:08:51I'll see you in school.
0:09:02 > 0:09:04Come on.
0:09:15 > 0:09:18(BANGS DOOR)
0:09:46 > 0:09:50(CHILDREN SHRIEK AND SHOUT)
0:09:55 > 0:09:58Can you explain this to me?
0:09:58 > 0:10:00Mrs Epner-Green, this is chaos. Who is in charge?
0:10:00 > 0:10:04- It says he has resigned. - And you knew nothing about this?
0:10:04 > 0:10:06If Mr Green is out, why is there no substitute?
0:10:06 > 0:10:07Is he coming in?
0:10:07 > 0:10:11Mrs Epner-Green's class, make space for Mr Green's class.
0:10:11 > 0:10:13No! Mrs Epner-Green, this is way too many kids for one room!
0:10:13 > 0:10:16Really, do you think so?
0:10:16 > 0:10:19- Well, Mrs Epner-Green... - Miss Epner.
0:10:19 > 0:10:23OK, the parents can go. Mr Green will not be coming in.
0:10:23 > 0:10:26Miss Epner will be teaching both classes.
0:10:26 > 0:10:30You don't know where he is?
0:10:30 > 0:10:32Have you slept?
0:10:34 > 0:10:37Don't do anything until you've slept.
0:10:37 > 0:10:39Don't think anything until you've slept.
0:10:41 > 0:10:43I have to drop her upstairs.
0:10:43 > 0:10:45It's gonna take me an hour to get a sub.
0:10:45 > 0:10:47Love you.
0:10:47 > 0:10:49Can you watch them for five minutes?
0:10:49 > 0:10:52Go. Hurry back.
0:10:59 > 0:11:02(SCHOOL BELL RINGS)
0:11:12 > 0:11:14Don't let anyone fix you up with anyone.
0:11:14 > 0:11:18A friend of mine set me up on a date - I'm still recovering.
0:11:18 > 0:11:19Are you...
0:11:20 > 0:11:22..coming on to me?
0:11:22 > 0:11:25What?
0:11:25 > 0:11:27My husband left me nine hours ago.
0:11:27 > 0:11:30Do you think you could control yourself for five minutes?
0:11:33 > 0:11:35You betcha.
0:11:40 > 0:11:41Oh, my God!
0:11:41 > 0:11:43OK.
0:11:43 > 0:11:46You should come in. This is bad timing.
0:11:46 > 0:11:48- Do you know how old I am? - I do.
0:11:48 > 0:11:50I want a baby. I can't explain it.
0:11:50 > 0:11:52It's like being hungry or having to pee.
0:11:52 > 0:11:54Please don't tell me to adopt.
0:11:54 > 0:11:57I wouldn't. I won't. I never will.
0:11:59 > 0:12:04A 65-year-old lady in the Bronx just gave birth to twins, so...
0:12:04 > 0:12:07- I mean, not that that's... - Thanks.
0:12:07 > 0:12:09- Should I come in? - Yes, you should come in.
0:12:09 > 0:12:12- I just need... - Hi, I'm here.
0:12:12 > 0:12:14Sorry.
0:12:14 > 0:12:16I heard your story. That's just horrible.
0:12:16 > 0:12:18Thanks.
0:12:20 > 0:12:22- I'm gonna go. - April, don't go home alone.
0:12:22 > 0:12:25It's fine. I need to sleep.
0:12:25 > 0:12:27It's not gonna get any worse than this.
0:12:27 > 0:12:30(RABBI PRAYS IN HEBREW)
0:12:48 > 0:12:52RABBI: To Gertrude 'Trudy' Epner, who has gone to her lasting rest.
0:12:52 > 0:12:54Master of all, we pray to You,
0:12:54 > 0:12:57remember her worthy and righteous deeds while among the living
0:12:57 > 0:12:59and let us say amein.
0:12:59 > 0:13:01ALL: Amein.
0:13:26 > 0:13:28Pardon me.
0:13:28 > 0:13:31Who does the, uh, purchasing for the school?
0:13:31 > 0:13:33I'm sorry?
0:13:33 > 0:13:36Not the purchasing, the requisitioning.
0:13:36 > 0:13:38- The office is that way. - Thank you.
0:13:44 > 0:13:46Are you April Epner?
0:13:46 > 0:13:47Can I help you?
0:13:47 > 0:13:50I represent someone from your past.
0:13:50 > 0:13:54Someone from your past who's looking to make contact.
0:13:55 > 0:13:58Would the discovery of the identity of your birth mother
0:13:58 > 0:14:00be welcome news?
0:14:00 > 0:14:03I'm her assistant and friend. She's a celebrity.
0:14:03 > 0:14:05I'm sorry. What kind of celebrity?
0:14:05 > 0:14:07She's...she's well known.
0:14:07 > 0:14:10She really wants to meet you, but she's very cautious, you understand?
0:14:10 > 0:14:13But now I can definitely recommend it.
0:14:13 > 0:14:14You're recommending me?
0:14:14 > 0:14:16Are you taking this the wrong way?
0:14:16 > 0:14:18Here.
0:14:19 > 0:14:20Let her speak for herself.
0:14:56 > 0:15:00(READS) "Dear Gabrielle, Did you know Gabrielle is what I named you?
0:15:00 > 0:15:03"I believe the time has come for us to meet.
0:15:03 > 0:15:07"Let's have lunch tomorrow, Saturday, you and me.
0:15:07 > 0:15:10"Barbetta Restaurant at 1:00.
0:15:10 > 0:15:13"Your mother, Bernice."
0:15:14 > 0:15:17Buon pomeriggio. Posso aiutarla, signorina?
0:15:17 > 0:15:18Oh, hello.
0:15:18 > 0:15:22Do you happen to have a reservation for someone named Bernice?
0:15:22 > 0:15:24Si, si! Certo che l'abbiamo. Per questa parte.
0:15:24 > 0:15:25Right this way, please.
0:15:28 > 0:15:30A glass of champagne while you wait?
0:15:32 > 0:15:35Do you have a ladies' room?
0:15:42 > 0:15:44- Ciao, bella. - Oh!
0:15:44 > 0:15:46Thank you.
0:15:57 > 0:15:59I'm a...teacher.
0:16:08 > 0:16:12WOMAN: ..exactly like Judy Holliday. You get anyone besides her, hang up.
0:16:12 > 0:16:14You won't get in unless you use my name, right?
0:16:14 > 0:16:16I know, it's terrible, but we're talking about your health.
0:16:16 > 0:16:18- Mille grazie. - Mm.
0:16:29 > 0:16:30Let me just look at you.
0:16:39 > 0:16:41- You're magnificent! - What's your name?
0:16:41 > 0:16:43Oh, thank you. Um, what is your name?
0:16:43 > 0:16:45- You got my letter. - Uh, your last name?
0:16:45 > 0:16:48Oh, Graves. I'm so happy you don't know it.
0:16:48 > 0:16:50- Why would I...? - How do you feel right now?
0:16:50 > 0:16:52How do you feel?
0:16:52 > 0:16:54I feel like you are the reward
0:16:54 > 0:16:56for everything I ever did right in my entire life.
0:16:56 > 0:16:58Oh!
0:16:58 > 0:17:00And how do you feel?
0:17:00 > 0:17:02I, um... Thank you.
0:17:02 > 0:17:05I'm wondering how you can be certain you're actually my mother.
0:17:05 > 0:17:07Are you married?
0:17:07 > 0:17:08I mean, do you have anyone?
0:17:08 > 0:17:12Someone who takes you in his arms...or her arms?
0:17:12 > 0:17:14God knows, I only want you to be happy.
0:17:14 > 0:17:16Someone who holds you in the night when you're afraid.
0:17:16 > 0:17:17- You didn't answer my... - It doesn't matter.
0:17:17 > 0:17:19Some of the richest periods of my life
0:17:19 > 0:17:20came when I was between love affairs.
0:17:20 > 0:17:22Were you raised with brothers or sisters?
0:17:22 > 0:17:25- I have a brother. - Oh, I want to meet him.
0:17:25 > 0:17:26- It's a little soon... - Hello, you two.
0:17:26 > 0:17:28Oh, Alan, you remember Gabrielle.
0:17:28 > 0:17:30It's April.
0:17:30 > 0:17:32Recovering from the abominable way I approached you?
0:17:32 > 0:17:35I make for you a special mother/daughter antipasto.
0:17:35 > 0:17:38Some day I'll tell you how we have Alan to thank for this.
0:17:38 > 0:17:40I, uh... I produced the show that led to this.
0:17:40 > 0:17:43I looked in the camera and the whole story just came out.
0:17:43 > 0:17:44Our story.
0:17:44 > 0:17:46- Such a powerful moment. - Excuse me, what is our story?
0:17:46 > 0:17:48- I'm sorry to bother you. - That's alright.
0:17:48 > 0:17:49Alan, do you have a pen?
0:17:49 > 0:17:53No, I just want to say, I love you. I watch you all the time.
0:17:53 > 0:17:54- Oh! - I think you're just the best.
0:17:54 > 0:17:56- Thank you so much. - Enjoy your lunch.
0:17:56 > 0:17:59If you have a television show, why have I never heard of you?
0:17:59 > 0:18:01You watch local TV at 10:30 in the morning?
0:18:01 > 0:18:02- Never. - Me either. (LAUGHS)
0:18:02 > 0:18:05How much do you know about my parents?
0:18:05 > 0:18:07I know that you lost Trudy three weeks ago,
0:18:07 > 0:18:09and you lost Julius three years before that.
0:18:09 > 0:18:11How do you know who they were?
0:18:11 > 0:18:12I've known since the day I lost you.
0:18:12 > 0:18:14- Were they good to you? - How?
0:18:14 > 0:18:16- You weren't allowed to know that. - I read it.
0:18:16 > 0:18:18Upside down, across the adoption counsellor's desk.
0:18:18 > 0:18:21- "Baby Girl Epner, born April 1." - So, it's possible.
0:18:21 > 0:18:24- What? - That you are who you say you are.
0:18:24 > 0:18:26Listen, I only got to have you for three days,
0:18:26 > 0:18:28but that doesn't change the fact that you are my daughter.
0:18:28 > 0:18:32You are the most important thing on earth to me. You must know that.
0:18:32 > 0:18:34Do you have children?
0:18:34 > 0:18:35I should think your own family
0:18:35 > 0:18:37might feel strange about you tracking me down like this.
0:18:37 > 0:18:39My family is me and you.
0:18:39 > 0:18:42It shows in your face that you know I'm your mother.
0:18:42 > 0:18:44- What about your husband? - Oh, I don't have one.
0:18:44 > 0:18:46What about you - ever been married?
0:18:46 > 0:18:48- Yes. - How's that going?
0:18:48 > 0:18:50You know, there's a certain presumption...
0:18:50 > 0:18:51Don't lock Bernice out.
0:18:51 > 0:18:53This is hard. She loved the people who raised her.
0:18:53 > 0:18:55- You're her mother. - It's natural she'd have questions.
0:18:55 > 0:18:57I'm sitting here!
0:19:02 > 0:19:03Yes, you are.
0:19:03 > 0:19:05Ask me anything.
0:19:05 > 0:19:08You're sitting on anger.
0:19:08 > 0:19:10Ask me anything, hit hard, ask me anything you want.
0:19:10 > 0:19:13Why did you give me up?
0:19:16 > 0:19:19"On you will go, though the weather be foul.
0:19:19 > 0:19:22"On you will go, though your enemies prowl.
0:19:22 > 0:19:24"Onward up many a frightening creek
0:19:24 > 0:19:28"Though your arms may get sore and your sneakers may leak."
0:19:28 > 0:19:30What?
0:19:30 > 0:19:34It's a book, by Dr Seuss. Did your adoptive parents read it to you?
0:19:34 > 0:19:35No.
0:19:35 > 0:19:37Oh, that's a shame, because it's a map of your life, really,
0:19:37 > 0:19:42the whole point of which is that every ending is a beginning.
0:19:42 > 0:19:45Now, when Trudy and Julius passed, that was an ending,
0:19:45 > 0:19:47but in a funny kind of a silvery liningy way,
0:19:47 > 0:19:50it's brought us together, hasn't it?
0:19:50 > 0:19:53I have to go.
0:19:53 > 0:19:54Wait. Stop.
0:19:54 > 0:19:56Don't...
0:19:56 > 0:19:58Don't go. Gabrielle!
0:19:58 > 0:20:00April! Goddammit!
0:20:02 > 0:20:04Would you like to know who your father was?
0:20:05 > 0:20:07He was a famous man, now dead.
0:20:11 > 0:20:13Why don't we go to my office and really talk?
0:20:13 > 0:20:15- Thank you, no. - We could go for a drive.
0:20:15 > 0:20:17- I would like to walk. - Oh, you like to walk?
0:20:17 > 0:20:19You sound like your father.
0:20:19 > 0:20:21My famous father, now dead, went for walks?
0:20:21 > 0:20:24I'm a walker myself, you know. All kinds of exercise, I'm a nut for.
0:20:24 > 0:20:26Could we slow down for just a moment?
0:20:28 > 0:20:31Oh, being related like this is just incredible.
0:20:31 > 0:20:34- You were saying about my father? - You hardly know ME yet.
0:20:34 > 0:20:37Well, thank you, Ms Graves.
0:20:37 > 0:20:40It was traumatic and potentially illuminating to have met you.
0:20:41 > 0:20:45I met him when I was 15. I worked in perfume.
0:20:45 > 0:20:46Where, exactly?
0:20:46 > 0:20:48Well, four blocks that way, as it happens.
0:20:48 > 0:20:50Used to be Bonwit Teller.
0:20:50 > 0:20:51You can look it up.
0:20:51 > 0:20:53Since I wasn't rich, I earned extra money
0:20:53 > 0:20:55working in their perfume department.
0:20:55 > 0:20:57- So, this was a customer? - Oh, a very special customer.
0:20:57 > 0:20:59He came in to buy a gift for his mother.
0:20:59 > 0:21:01He was close to his mother,
0:21:01 > 0:21:03probably too close because no woman could measure up.
0:21:03 > 0:21:04Who was it?
0:21:04 > 0:21:06He was immediately flirtatious, but not in a boorish way.
0:21:06 > 0:21:09He was, and I say this in all humility...
0:21:09 > 0:21:11..enchanted.
0:21:11 > 0:21:12Who was it?
0:21:12 > 0:21:13Steve McQueen.
0:21:14 > 0:21:16How dare you?
0:21:16 > 0:21:17We were deeply in love.
0:21:17 > 0:21:20- Well, what went wrong? - He was single when I met him.
0:21:20 > 0:21:21Separated, anyway.
0:21:21 > 0:21:22I never would have gotten involved with him
0:21:22 > 0:21:24had his relationship been viable,
0:21:24 > 0:21:26but I sensed that they weren't through.
0:21:26 > 0:21:28"They" would be Steve McQueen and Ali MacGraw?
0:21:28 > 0:21:30If you watch 'The Getaway,' you'll sense a certain closeness.
0:21:30 > 0:21:32I do feel very good about that.
0:21:32 > 0:21:35By the way, do you have any children?
0:21:35 > 0:21:36Was it a one-night stand?
0:21:36 > 0:21:38Oh, the memory lasted a lifetime.
0:21:38 > 0:21:41- (LAUGHS) - Your generation is so cynical.
0:21:41 > 0:21:43- When? When was I conceived? - Around the fourth of July.
0:21:43 > 0:21:45- Around or on? - On!
0:21:45 > 0:21:47- Was he right- or left-handed? - What kind of question is that?
0:21:47 > 0:21:49- Circumcised? - He was Catholic.
0:21:49 > 0:21:50I understand your parents were Jewish.
0:21:50 > 0:21:52- So what? So am I. - Well, God bless.
0:21:52 > 0:21:54- What does that mean? - God bless that you believe in God.
0:21:54 > 0:21:57- You don't believe in God? - I don't know.
0:21:57 > 0:21:58Watched the news lately?
0:21:58 > 0:22:01I'll ask you one more time, why did you give me up?
0:22:01 > 0:22:04I didn't give you up. You were taken from me.
0:22:04 > 0:22:07Didn't they tell you that?
0:22:07 > 0:22:10My father was very religious.
0:22:10 > 0:22:13I held you in my arms for three days,
0:22:13 > 0:22:15praying that it wouldn't happen. But it did.
0:22:15 > 0:22:19He walked in, he took you, and he left me screaming.
0:22:19 > 0:22:21How do I know any of this is true?
0:22:21 > 0:22:23Because it is!
0:22:25 > 0:22:29All right, listen to me, and, please, respect what I say to you.
0:22:29 > 0:22:34I have to go home, think about this, and decide what to believe.
0:22:34 > 0:22:36OK.
0:22:36 > 0:22:38OK.
0:22:39 > 0:22:41Thank you.
0:22:43 > 0:22:45- I appreciate you... - Can you drop me?
0:22:47 > 0:22:49- What? Where? - Back there.
0:22:49 > 0:22:51All right. (SIGHS)
0:23:01 > 0:23:04(SIGHS)
0:23:05 > 0:23:07When can we do this again?
0:23:09 > 0:23:10Everyone needs family.
0:23:15 > 0:23:17I will call you.
0:23:17 > 0:23:19Let me give you my number. Do you have a pen?
0:23:19 > 0:23:22Um...
0:23:22 > 0:23:23OK.
0:23:25 > 0:23:26Give me your hand.
0:23:26 > 0:23:28Please?
0:23:37 > 0:23:39It's harder to lose a hand.
0:23:50 > 0:23:53This isn't just a thousand-to-one shot.
0:23:53 > 0:23:55This is a professional blood sport.
0:23:55 > 0:23:57It can happen to you.
0:23:57 > 0:24:00And then it can happen to you again.
0:24:03 > 0:24:05I want my mommy!
0:24:05 > 0:24:07Hi, everybody. Thanks for your patience.
0:24:07 > 0:24:09- I want my mommy! - Oh, some more than others.
0:24:09 > 0:24:12I want my mommy!
0:24:12 > 0:24:14Ruby, come here now. Get your shoes on.
0:24:14 > 0:24:17Why don't you come in first? I mean, for obvious reasons.
0:24:17 > 0:24:20That's OK. You go ahead. Besides, we're having so much fun here.
0:24:20 > 0:24:23- Are you sure? - Of nothing.
0:24:23 > 0:24:25I want my mommy!
0:24:34 > 0:24:36(TREADS ON SQUEAKY TOY)
0:24:38 > 0:24:40- Pardon me. - What!
0:24:40 > 0:24:42We're all right. We're fine.
0:24:42 > 0:24:43- You're fine? She's fine? - Yeah, we're fine.
0:24:43 > 0:24:45Mm-hm, fine.
0:24:48 > 0:24:53Um, listen, I'm sorry about what I...
0:24:53 > 0:24:55Shh.
0:24:56 > 0:24:58(QUIETLY) I'm sorry about what I said to you.
0:24:58 > 0:25:02Listen, I'm four weeks divorced. For all I know, I was coming on to you.
0:25:04 > 0:25:07- Were you coming on to me? - No, I wasn't.
0:25:08 > 0:25:10Why I wasn't, I can't imagine.
0:25:10 > 0:25:11(LAUGHS)
0:25:14 > 0:25:17Um, this is Jimmy Ray's portfolio.
0:25:17 > 0:25:18- First of all... - I think he's in trouble.
0:25:18 > 0:25:20- You do? - Yes.
0:25:20 > 0:25:22Sorry, what were you about to say?
0:25:22 > 0:25:24- His printing is good. - Really?
0:25:24 > 0:25:26Mm-hm. Ks made him nervous, but he likes them now.
0:25:26 > 0:25:28- He seems happiest... - He has night terrors.
0:25:28 > 0:25:31- Did you say night terrors? - I think they're night terrors.
0:25:31 > 0:25:34- He walks in his sleep. - How often?
0:25:34 > 0:25:36Once, 10 months ago.
0:25:36 > 0:25:38- What happened? - He peed in the fridge.
0:25:38 > 0:25:40Have you slept?
0:25:40 > 0:25:43Oh, no.
0:25:43 > 0:25:45No.
0:25:46 > 0:25:50I love his hands. I do.
0:25:50 > 0:25:54I love how he uses them, how expressive he is.
0:25:54 > 0:25:55I love that, too.
0:25:55 > 0:25:58He has a little less confidence just right at the moment.
0:25:58 > 0:26:01- But I think that's to be expected. - Do you have kids?
0:26:03 > 0:26:05No.
0:26:05 > 0:26:08He talks about his mom a lot. He seems to worship her.
0:26:08 > 0:26:10From afar.
0:26:10 > 0:26:12She's on a trip round the world. She's a painter.
0:26:12 > 0:26:14She's painting the world with her boyfriend.
0:26:14 > 0:26:16Oh.
0:26:17 > 0:26:19I see you outside in your car.
0:26:19 > 0:26:21- Is that...? - Yes. I work out there.
0:26:21 > 0:26:23- I write. - In your car?
0:26:23 > 0:26:26I like to keep an eye on the building. It relaxes me.
0:26:26 > 0:26:27Hmm.
0:26:27 > 0:26:28So why didn't you have kids?
0:26:29 > 0:26:32I've watched you. You love them. And you're...you know...
0:26:32 > 0:26:35- Old? - No.
0:26:35 > 0:26:37No, my God, no.
0:26:37 > 0:26:38You can't be more than what? You're 35, 34?
0:26:38 > 0:26:41I'm 39 and a half years old and I've never been pregnant.
0:26:41 > 0:26:44- Well, if you put it like that. - It looks pretty bleak, doesn't it?
0:26:44 > 0:26:45No.
0:26:45 > 0:26:47No, it looks painful.
0:26:49 > 0:26:51And beautiful.
0:26:52 > 0:26:54And I hope you get everything you want.
0:26:56 > 0:26:59(STOMACH GROWLS)
0:27:01 > 0:27:02Um, dinner.
0:27:02 > 0:27:05Apparently I want dinner.
0:27:09 > 0:27:10Well, bon appetit.
0:27:10 > 0:27:11Well, would you like to get some dinner?
0:27:11 > 0:27:14No, I'd rather eat frozen food alone for the 15th month in a row.
0:27:14 > 0:27:16Yes, I'd like to get dinner.
0:27:16 > 0:27:19But I think you are a very beautiful woman
0:27:19 > 0:27:21and for some reason I decided not to go on any kind of date
0:27:21 > 0:27:23for at least a year.
0:27:23 > 0:27:27Why? Because I'm a fucking idiot. Thank you, you're gorgeous.
0:27:27 > 0:27:29I'm leaving now.
0:27:37 > 0:27:40Yes, I would like to get some dinner.
0:27:41 > 0:27:42Best friends?
0:27:42 > 0:27:44- He said that? - Mm-hm.
0:27:44 > 0:27:47Is this man entirely intact?
0:27:47 > 0:27:48You know, we were best friends.
0:27:48 > 0:27:50I loved him.
0:27:50 > 0:27:52I kept hoping one day, pop, he'd be a grown-up.
0:27:53 > 0:27:56- So your wife was seeing someone else? - Pretty much everyone else.
0:27:56 > 0:27:58I was too much for her.
0:27:58 > 0:28:00- For your wife? - Mm-hm.
0:28:00 > 0:28:03- I'm sure she didn't feel that way. - She told me.
0:28:03 > 0:28:05- What did she say? - "You're too much for me."
0:28:05 > 0:28:07Ohh!
0:28:07 > 0:28:08So was it just out of the blue?
0:28:08 > 0:28:12It was out of the blue because I was an idiot.
0:28:12 > 0:28:15I came across the ocean to be a blind idiot.
0:28:16 > 0:28:18This woman may actually let her kids grow up
0:28:18 > 0:28:20without knowing their mother.
0:28:20 > 0:28:22I hope not.
0:28:22 > 0:28:24How can you know if someone's your mother?
0:28:25 > 0:28:28I mean, literally, if someone says they're your mother,
0:28:28 > 0:28:29how can you know for sure?
0:28:29 > 0:28:32DNA test, I guess. Why?
0:28:40 > 0:28:43(BELL TOLLS)
0:28:45 > 0:28:48I mean, you don't NOT look like Steve McQueen.
0:28:49 > 0:28:51- Is she a credible person? - I have no idea.
0:28:53 > 0:28:56My God, you have a chance to get to know your mother.
0:28:58 > 0:29:00Yes, I guess I do.
0:29:02 > 0:29:05- What do you write in here? - Books.
0:29:06 > 0:29:08Jackets.
0:29:08 > 0:29:10Jackets for other people's books.
0:29:10 > 0:29:11For now.
0:29:24 > 0:29:26Get a hair.
0:29:26 > 0:29:27I'm sorry?
0:29:27 > 0:29:29For the DNA test. Get a hair.
0:29:29 > 0:29:30Oh.
0:29:30 > 0:29:33Thank you.
0:29:35 > 0:29:36Well...
0:29:39 > 0:29:41- I don't want to say goodnight. - I don't either.
0:29:41 > 0:29:43Uh-oh.
0:29:45 > 0:29:47You suppose my son would notice
0:29:47 > 0:29:49if I just didn't pick him up from his play date?
0:29:49 > 0:29:51I'm sure he'd understand.
0:29:55 > 0:29:57OK, I need you to do something for me.
0:29:57 > 0:29:59I need you to get in your car. Which is your car?
0:29:59 > 0:30:02Yeah, I need you to get in your car and drive away first.
0:30:02 > 0:30:05Because I can't. Will you do that for me?
0:30:05 > 0:30:07- Seriously? - Yes.
0:30:08 > 0:30:11You will go home, right?
0:30:11 > 0:30:15I won't find you guys here in the morning, wearing the same thing?
0:30:16 > 0:30:17OK.
0:30:17 > 0:30:20- Goodnight. - Goodnight.
0:30:23 > 0:30:26Maybe I should call you when you get home, just to be sure.
0:30:28 > 0:30:32I'd appreciate that. I worry.
0:30:32 > 0:30:34Yeah, I do, too.
0:30:36 > 0:30:38APRIL: What are you making?
0:30:38 > 0:30:39Well, it's peanut butter and jelly.
0:30:39 > 0:30:41And I have to confess that we don't share
0:30:41 > 0:30:43your countrymen's love of peanut butter.
0:30:43 > 0:30:46And jelly isn't jelly.
0:30:46 > 0:30:49That's another thing I have to have a word with you about.
0:30:49 > 0:30:50(APRIL LAUGHS)
0:30:50 > 0:30:52Well, if you were in England, what would you be making?
0:30:52 > 0:30:54This would probably be cheese and pickle.
0:30:54 > 0:30:57- You don't know what pickle is. - Did you say cheese and pickle?
0:30:57 > 0:30:59But you don't know what pickle is.
0:30:59 > 0:31:02You give me a hard time about jelly and you say cheese and pickle?
0:31:02 > 0:31:05I'm defending food to an Englishman.
0:31:05 > 0:31:07Is that happening to me right now?
0:31:07 > 0:31:10Our sex life was dominated by her artwork, you know?
0:31:10 > 0:31:11What do you mean?
0:31:11 > 0:31:14Well, she liked to depict acts of autoeroticism.
0:31:14 > 0:31:15Oh.
0:31:15 > 0:31:17(LAUGHS)
0:31:17 > 0:31:23I sometimes make toast and have tea after I've brushed my teeth,
0:31:23 > 0:31:25and I don't brush them again.
0:31:25 > 0:31:27Do you ever do that?
0:31:27 > 0:31:32No, no, no, I can't. I'm, um... I'm British.
0:31:35 > 0:31:37(BELL RINGS)
0:31:39 > 0:31:41I was never happier to get a call.
0:31:41 > 0:31:43- Hello. - Hello.
0:31:43 > 0:31:46- Have you eaten yet? - Um, actually, no.
0:31:46 > 0:31:48Oh, come with me!
0:31:48 > 0:31:51Our show went well today, despite our best efforts,
0:31:51 > 0:31:52so, everyone's in a good mood.
0:31:52 > 0:31:54- Oh, thank you, AJ? - Welcome to the craziness.
0:31:54 > 0:31:55- Hello. - Lunch?
0:31:55 > 0:31:57Please. We're famished.
0:31:57 > 0:31:58- Sam's? - Perfect!
0:31:58 > 0:32:00What do you feel like? It's a kind of a pubby place.
0:32:00 > 0:32:03- Would a hamburger be alright? - Oh, my God!
0:32:03 > 0:32:05- What? - (LAUGHS)
0:32:05 > 0:32:09You're a little anaemic, aren't you? Runs in the family.
0:32:09 > 0:32:11Actually, I would just like a hamburger.
0:32:11 > 0:32:14Oh. OK. Come on.
0:32:14 > 0:32:16BERNICE ON TV: So, Janeane Garofalo, you've lived
0:32:16 > 0:32:17in the West Village for a long time.
0:32:17 > 0:32:19What's it like when, every year,
0:32:19 > 0:32:21the denizens of the village come out and march about...?
0:32:21 > 0:32:22- In Gay Pride? - Yes.
0:32:22 > 0:32:25- I have a particular favourite gay. - You do?
0:32:25 > 0:32:26I do.
0:32:26 > 0:32:27- My favourite gay would be... - Only one?
0:32:27 > 0:32:30..the bantamweight Latino in the gold lame short shorts.
0:32:30 > 0:32:33- (LAUGHS) - Lace front short shorts.
0:32:33 > 0:32:37- I'm partial to the flyweight Latino. - Do you know his name?
0:32:37 > 0:32:39I don't know, but he's great on the float.
0:32:39 > 0:32:40...surf break up on the Statue of Liberty,
0:32:40 > 0:32:43so that you could actually ride a wave
0:32:43 > 0:32:44from the Statue of Liberty to Battery Park.
0:32:44 > 0:32:46- That would be great. - That would be great.
0:32:46 > 0:32:48- Instead of taking that ferry. - Come on in.
0:32:48 > 0:32:51A hamburger is 18.
0:32:51 > 0:32:54My treat. Make it two.
0:32:54 > 0:32:56I'll have a Caesar salad.
0:32:56 > 0:32:58One sec.
0:32:59 > 0:33:02I can't have you in this lunch.
0:33:02 > 0:33:04Well, if you can't have me here, you can't have me.
0:33:04 > 0:33:06Thanks.
0:33:09 > 0:33:12I practically live in this room.
0:33:12 > 0:33:16In fact, I call it my sanctuary.
0:33:16 > 0:33:18- Do you have a sanctuary? - My kitchen is nice.
0:33:18 > 0:33:21Let me show you something.
0:33:26 > 0:33:28Come here.
0:33:34 > 0:33:36I want you to know me.
0:33:38 > 0:33:40OK.
0:33:40 > 0:33:42Much of this is my natural hair colour.
0:33:44 > 0:33:46OK, I'll start.
0:33:46 > 0:33:48Much of this is my natural hair colour.
0:33:49 > 0:33:51Oh!
0:33:51 > 0:33:52Um...
0:33:52 > 0:33:54I don't know what to...
0:33:54 > 0:33:55I like music.
0:33:55 > 0:33:57What kind of music?
0:33:57 > 0:33:59I like Fleetwood Mac and, um...
0:33:59 > 0:34:01I'm very verbal during sex.
0:34:03 > 0:34:04I'm afraid of drowning.
0:34:04 > 0:34:06- During sex? - No, just in general.
0:34:06 > 0:34:10Oh. Um, I'm a tiny bit hard of hearing in my right ear.
0:34:10 > 0:34:12I'm a tiny bit hard of hearing in MY right ear.
0:34:12 > 0:34:14Oh, see? What else?
0:34:14 > 0:34:17I visit my father's grave all the time.
0:34:17 > 0:34:19- Only his? - What? Of course not. Both.
0:34:19 > 0:34:21Oh, of course.
0:34:21 > 0:34:23Three years ago, I had a lumpectomy.
0:34:23 > 0:34:25- Oh? - Oh, I was fine.
0:34:25 > 0:34:26But you should be aware.
0:34:26 > 0:34:30- I'm getting a divorce. - Oh, God, I knew it!
0:34:30 > 0:34:32I could feel it. I'm so connected to you.
0:34:32 > 0:34:33What happened?
0:34:33 > 0:34:35- I don't want to talk about it. - You brought it up.
0:34:35 > 0:34:37I was playing your game and it just came out.
0:34:37 > 0:34:39- Was this recent? - Yes.
0:34:39 > 0:34:40- Was there trouble for long? - Long enough.
0:34:40 > 0:34:43Do you still want kids? Of course you still want kids.
0:34:43 > 0:34:45- May I use this? - Oh, yes, of course.
0:34:45 > 0:34:47Here, let me have it. Let's see.
0:34:50 > 0:34:52I'll clean it out for you. There you go.
0:34:52 > 0:34:54What's mine is yours.
0:35:00 > 0:35:03I want to find this record to play for you.
0:35:04 > 0:35:07It's Roy Orbison singing 'All I Have To Do Is Dream'.
0:35:07 > 0:35:09It's very rare.
0:35:09 > 0:35:12But when I was pregnant with you, I played it all the time,
0:35:12 > 0:35:13and I thought...
0:35:19 > 0:35:21Oh.
0:35:22 > 0:35:27Ohh, I can feel your heart beating.
0:35:27 > 0:35:29Me too.
0:35:29 > 0:35:32The last time I felt your heart beating against mine,
0:35:32 > 0:35:35you were three days old.
0:35:35 > 0:35:40- How big was I? - Six pounds, 15 ounces.
0:35:40 > 0:35:43You had such a sweet face and the squinchiest little eyes and...
0:35:43 > 0:35:44Ow!
0:35:44 > 0:35:48Oh, what was that?
0:35:48 > 0:35:50I don't know.
0:35:57 > 0:35:59Hi, there.
0:35:59 > 0:36:01Oh, hello.
0:36:03 > 0:36:04Hi.
0:36:04 > 0:36:05Hi.
0:36:05 > 0:36:06OK.
0:36:06 > 0:36:08Let's everybody pack up.
0:36:08 > 0:36:10Hello.
0:36:13 > 0:36:15Did I do something wrong?
0:36:15 > 0:36:17No...of course not.
0:36:17 > 0:36:19Hello.
0:36:21 > 0:36:24I've very much enjoyed talking to you these last nights,
0:36:24 > 0:36:27but we shouldn't go out of our way to talk to each other here,
0:36:27 > 0:36:28in a private way.
0:36:28 > 0:36:30- In a private way? - I've thought about it...
0:36:30 > 0:36:32I've thought about it too.
0:36:32 > 0:36:34- Let's go, Daddy. - OK.
0:36:34 > 0:36:36Well, goodnight.
0:36:36 > 0:36:38Um...goodbye.
0:36:44 > 0:36:45One thing.
0:36:45 > 0:36:48I don't sleep, usually,
0:36:48 > 0:36:51so if you want to look up information about your mother,
0:36:51 > 0:36:52I'd be happy to help.
0:36:52 > 0:36:55Oh, boy, I am so bad at that stuff. At some point I...
0:36:55 > 0:36:58Here. It's about Steve McQueen.
0:36:58 > 0:36:59What about him?
0:36:59 > 0:37:02I got your birth date from the office.
0:37:02 > 0:37:04Listen, I have to do something with
0:37:04 > 0:37:06the energy I'm spending not asking you out.
0:37:06 > 0:37:09Do you want to know?
0:37:09 > 0:37:12Steve McQueen was on the Yangtze River, it's in Southern China,
0:37:12 > 0:37:14making a film called The Sand Pebbles.
0:37:14 > 0:37:18He was there between March 1966 and September.
0:37:18 > 0:37:20- You were born in April? - Yes.
0:37:20 > 0:37:23Is it possible this could have happened in Southern China?
0:37:23 > 0:37:25She told me Manhattan.
0:37:26 > 0:37:29Sorry, I just don't think he could have been.
0:37:29 > 0:37:31I don't know who you are or what you want,
0:37:31 > 0:37:33but I want you to stay away from me.
0:37:33 > 0:37:36How dare you invade the life of another human being this way?
0:37:36 > 0:37:41What kind of selfish, psychotic, compassionless freak must you be?
0:37:41 > 0:37:45Do not ever try to contact me again or I will call the police,
0:37:45 > 0:37:47I swear to God!
0:37:48 > 0:37:51(PHONE RINGS)
0:37:52 > 0:37:53Freddy?
0:37:53 > 0:37:55- You sitting down? - Yes.
0:37:55 > 0:37:58She's your mother.
0:37:58 > 0:37:59Begin.
0:37:59 > 0:38:01I know what a risk this represents for you.
0:38:01 > 0:38:02You have no idea.
0:38:02 > 0:38:05Nothing I could say could possibly excuse my having told you a lie.
0:38:05 > 0:38:07- Begin! - His name was Jack Watske.
0:38:07 > 0:38:09He was a Ukrainian boy from the neighbourhood.
0:38:09 > 0:38:11A little gangly, but gorgeous.
0:38:11 > 0:38:13Ever meet anybody and know in a heartbeat
0:38:13 > 0:38:14you'd do whatever they say?
0:38:14 > 0:38:15- You dated? - We courted.
0:38:15 > 0:38:17- Meaning? - We had sex three times.
0:38:17 > 0:38:19He told me I had a perfect body!
0:38:19 > 0:38:22I was so inexperienced, I had no idea he was right!
0:38:22 > 0:38:25I still have a fine body but it's never the same after childbirth.
0:38:25 > 0:38:26Would you please...?
0:38:26 > 0:38:28My girlfriend's parents were out of town.
0:38:28 > 0:38:32He and I were in a sleeping bag in their backyard. We made love.
0:38:32 > 0:38:35It was so cold outside the sleeping bag, and so warm in it,
0:38:35 > 0:38:39and afterwards, I cried and cried and cried,
0:38:39 > 0:38:40and he pretended to understand why.
0:38:40 > 0:38:43So that's where I was conceived?
0:38:43 > 0:38:44No, you were conceived a week later,
0:38:44 > 0:38:46according to a great American tradition.
0:38:46 > 0:38:48- Speak English. - I fucked him at a drive-in.
0:38:48 > 0:38:50- What movie? - Bullitt.
0:38:51 > 0:38:54- Why did you lie? - I don't know why.
0:38:54 > 0:38:55Because I thought it was ugly and ordinary,
0:38:55 > 0:38:57and I wanted to make it beautiful.
0:38:57 > 0:38:59Also, if I made him famous and dead, he'd be famously dead,
0:38:59 > 0:39:02and you wouldn't waste time trying to find him - I've tried for years.
0:39:02 > 0:39:04- He's unfindable. - How convenient.
0:39:04 > 0:39:07Look, don't you think that if I could offer your father up to you,
0:39:07 > 0:39:09I'd do it, whatever shape he was in?
0:39:09 > 0:39:11- How should I know what you'd do? - Because I'm telling you!
0:39:11 > 0:39:13- Exactly what is that worth? - I'm giving you my word!
0:39:13 > 0:39:15Bernice, look at me.
0:39:15 > 0:39:17I will know if you're lying.
0:39:17 > 0:39:20Memorise this moment.
0:39:20 > 0:39:22I know what I did to you.
0:39:22 > 0:39:26I lied in the scariest way imaginable,
0:39:26 > 0:39:28and now, at the worst of all possible times,
0:39:28 > 0:39:30when your husband just left you...
0:39:30 > 0:39:33Or did you leave him? I get the sense that he left you.
0:39:33 > 0:39:35OK, it's none of my business.
0:39:36 > 0:39:38It will not happen again.
0:39:48 > 0:39:51I knew it. I knew it. That's why I said Steve McQueen.
0:39:51 > 0:39:53- What? - You're ashamed of what happened.
0:39:53 > 0:39:58It's not that. Please, understand, it's not you as much as me.
0:39:58 > 0:40:01I'm glad to have met you, but I am going through some things,
0:40:01 > 0:40:03and now is not a good time.
0:40:03 > 0:40:05Thank you for understanding,
0:40:05 > 0:40:09and I really do hope that our paths will cross again.
0:40:11 > 0:40:13I'm gonna walk home now, so...
0:40:14 > 0:40:15..goodbye.
0:40:36 > 0:40:38You're absurd!
0:40:38 > 0:40:39Give me 72 hours.
0:40:39 > 0:40:42Three lousy days. I want to know you.
0:40:42 > 0:40:45I want to meet your brother. I'm begging you.
0:40:45 > 0:40:47I'm on my knees.
0:40:49 > 0:40:52Metaphorically speaking, I'm on my knees.
0:40:53 > 0:40:56Oh, for God's sake!
0:41:05 > 0:41:08It's Freddy, leave me a message.
0:41:08 > 0:41:11I'm begging you, come with me. I'm going to this event with her.
0:41:11 > 0:41:13She wants to meet you.
0:41:13 > 0:41:15Or at least call me back.
0:41:15 > 0:41:17I know you're working hard, but I worry.
0:41:20 > 0:41:23(READS) "I was," mumbled Gun Smith.
0:41:23 > 0:41:26"No-one had ever tangled with those two varmints
0:41:26 > 0:41:28"and lived to tell the tale."
0:41:28 > 0:41:30- (PHONE RINGS) - "So, one day, in a trip to..."
0:41:32 > 0:41:33Hello.
0:41:35 > 0:41:37(DEEP VOICE) Never mind.
0:41:37 > 0:41:40What?
0:41:40 > 0:41:42I have the wrong number.
0:41:42 > 0:41:43Miss Epner?
0:41:43 > 0:41:45(NORMAL VOICE) Hello.
0:41:45 > 0:41:47- Hi. It's Jimmy Ray. - Of course it is.
0:41:47 > 0:41:49Hello, Jimmy Ray, is your father there?
0:41:49 > 0:41:51Dad, it's Miss Epner.
0:41:51 > 0:41:53Hello.
0:41:53 > 0:41:56Oh! God! Hello. It's me.
0:41:56 > 0:41:58- It's Miss Epner. - Hello, Miss Epner.
0:41:58 > 0:42:00- It's April. - Hi.
0:42:00 > 0:42:03- Is Jimmy Ray right there? - Yes.
0:42:03 > 0:42:05Oh, God!
0:42:05 > 0:42:07Just please, just say, "OK, Miss Epner,"
0:42:07 > 0:42:09and I'll call you another time.
0:42:09 > 0:42:10OK, Miss Epner.
0:42:10 > 0:42:12I'm sorry, I shouldn't have called you during the day.
0:42:12 > 0:42:15- It was really bad mistake. - OK, Miss Epner.
0:42:19 > 0:42:20Are you there?
0:42:20 > 0:42:22Would you like to go out with me tomorrow night?
0:42:24 > 0:42:26More than I can say.
0:42:26 > 0:42:29Everybody say, "Send us money!"
0:42:29 > 0:42:32- ALL: Send us money! - (CAMERAS CLICK)
0:42:38 > 0:42:42- Oh, you look lovely. - Thank you. So do you.
0:42:42 > 0:42:43Thank you.
0:42:48 > 0:42:50I'm glad you didn't bring a date, it'll be more fun this way.
0:42:50 > 0:42:52- I did bring a date. - Oh, good. I'm so glad.
0:42:52 > 0:42:55- Where is he? - He's meeting me here.
0:42:55 > 0:42:57- Oh. Is this your first date? - With him or since my husband?
0:42:57 > 0:42:59- Either. - Both.
0:42:59 > 0:43:00- Oh, Jesus Christ! You want a drink? - Yes, please.
0:43:00 > 0:43:04- OK. - April?
0:43:10 > 0:43:11Hi.
0:43:11 > 0:43:13- Hello, you look beautiful. - Doesn't she?
0:43:13 > 0:43:15Frank, this is Bernice.
0:43:15 > 0:43:17- I'm so glad to get to meet you. - Thank you.
0:43:17 > 0:43:20- I've enjoyed your show. - Oh, you're lying.
0:43:20 > 0:43:23- You've never seen my show. - I don't do a lot of lying.
0:43:23 > 0:43:25Well, that makes one of us.
0:43:25 > 0:43:27Hey, beautiful!
0:43:27 > 0:43:29His name is Ted.
0:43:29 > 0:43:33I think he has the best ass I've ever seen on a 50-year-old man.
0:43:33 > 0:43:35- Hey. - Hey.
0:43:35 > 0:43:37Oh, you must be April.
0:43:37 > 0:43:40Yes. It's so nice to meet you. This is Frank.
0:43:40 > 0:43:41Hello.
0:43:41 > 0:43:43- Pleasure. Shall we get some drinks? - Absolutely.
0:43:43 > 0:43:44After you.
0:43:44 > 0:43:47No, please. After you.
0:43:54 > 0:43:55(CHUCKLES)
0:43:55 > 0:43:59OK! Everybody say...
0:43:59 > 0:44:01- Sake bomb! - Sake bomb!
0:44:01 > 0:44:02- Sake bomb! - Sake bomb!
0:44:02 > 0:44:04- Oh, my gosh! - You're telling me.
0:44:04 > 0:44:06- I love these. - I knew I liked you.
0:44:06 > 0:44:08I don't drink like this.
0:44:08 > 0:44:10Well, tonight you do.
0:44:10 > 0:44:11Am I being too nice to her?
0:44:11 > 0:44:13- No! - Not nice enough?
0:44:13 > 0:44:14- What do you mean? - This is your mother.
0:44:14 > 0:44:17Are you getting what you want from me as your date?
0:44:17 > 0:44:20Oh, God. Just 'cause you asked... You're perfect.
0:44:20 > 0:44:22Thank God you're here.
0:44:22 > 0:44:24(SIGHS)
0:44:24 > 0:44:26I am perfect, by the way. I'm glad you noticed.
0:44:28 > 0:44:30I'll just get this in before we're hopelessly drunk.
0:44:31 > 0:44:33I'm so glad you called.
0:44:34 > 0:44:38I know we're not ready but I-I love talking to you.
0:44:38 > 0:44:40You move me.
0:44:40 > 0:44:43This moves me, that you're trying this with her.
0:44:44 > 0:44:45I'm so glad I'm here.
0:44:45 > 0:44:47(MOBILE PHONE RINGS)
0:44:47 > 0:44:48Oh!
0:44:48 > 0:44:51- God, I'm sorry. - After he said something like that?
0:44:51 > 0:44:53They should make those things illegal.
0:44:53 > 0:44:55I'm sure it's my brother. I'm sure.
0:44:55 > 0:44:58I'm sorry. I just worry. Sorry.
0:44:58 > 0:44:59Is it you?
0:44:59 > 0:45:00It's me.
0:45:01 > 0:45:03Oh.
0:45:03 > 0:45:05Hello.
0:45:06 > 0:45:08- Hi. - Hi.
0:45:08 > 0:45:10Sorry. Hi.
0:45:10 > 0:45:12- Everything alright? - Yes.
0:45:12 > 0:45:13- Who's that? - No-one.
0:45:13 > 0:45:15I'm sorry, I'll be right back.
0:45:17 > 0:45:19Hello.
0:45:19 > 0:45:21Yeah, I'm here.
0:45:21 > 0:45:23Hi.
0:45:23 > 0:45:24Hi.
0:45:24 > 0:45:27Hi.
0:45:27 > 0:45:28- So, how are you? - Well...
0:45:28 > 0:45:30Where are you?
0:45:30 > 0:45:32Nowhere special.
0:45:32 > 0:45:35I decided to drift around for a while, you know, get lost.
0:45:35 > 0:45:38Let the road take me where it wants me to go.
0:45:38 > 0:45:41- Just tell me. - I'm at my mom's.
0:45:41 > 0:45:43- That's perfect. - Don't do that.
0:45:43 > 0:45:45- What? - Humiliate me.
0:45:45 > 0:45:46You know the actual physical pain that causes...
0:45:46 > 0:45:49- Why are you calling me? - Because I miss you.
0:45:49 > 0:45:51And I thought, now some time has passed...
0:45:51 > 0:45:55It's been 23 days, you idiot. You're ready to be my friend?
0:45:55 > 0:45:58Well... OK, I'm glad I called.
0:46:00 > 0:46:02- Well, take care. - My mom died.
0:46:02 > 0:46:03- Did you just say...? - Talk to you later.
0:46:03 > 0:46:06- Wait. When? - 22 days ago.
0:46:06 > 0:46:07Why didn't you call me?
0:46:07 > 0:46:10I don't know, I guess I just didn't feel that close to you.
0:46:10 > 0:46:12- I have to... I have to see you. - Oh, no.
0:46:12 > 0:46:15- I'll end up in bed with you and... - I want to be there.
0:46:15 > 0:46:16Really?
0:46:16 > 0:46:19Do you promise to be there for better or worse, for richer and poorer,
0:46:19 > 0:46:20in sickness...
0:46:20 > 0:46:22I miss you.
0:46:22 > 0:46:23How much?
0:46:23 > 0:46:26A lot.
0:46:26 > 0:46:28Enough?
0:46:36 > 0:46:38That's what I thought.
0:46:38 > 0:46:40Be a man and leave me alone!
0:46:43 > 0:46:44"For better or worse."
0:46:44 > 0:46:48I'm gonna guess not your brother, right?
0:46:48 > 0:46:51No.
0:46:58 > 0:47:01Oh, where are you going?
0:47:01 > 0:47:03- I think I'm leaving. - Please, don't leave!
0:47:09 > 0:47:11- Now where are you going? - I'm not leaving.
0:47:11 > 0:47:14- You just said you were leaving. - I was then, now I'm not.
0:47:14 > 0:47:16- But you're walking away. - I have to do something.
0:47:16 > 0:47:20OK. Are we doing it yet?
0:47:20 > 0:47:25Alright, look, you were just talking to your husband about
0:47:25 > 0:47:28for better or worse and God knows what else, and I just... I feel...
0:47:29 > 0:47:33Aargh! Fuck!
0:47:34 > 0:47:37When I feel this way, I find it helps
0:47:37 > 0:47:39to take my "Aargh, fuck" out for a walk,
0:47:39 > 0:47:41so that's what I'm doing, and you're not invited.
0:47:42 > 0:47:45But I will say this - this is a first date,
0:47:45 > 0:47:48and if you're not done with him, who you're married to,
0:47:48 > 0:47:50if you two aren't done, it's fine.
0:47:50 > 0:47:52It's more than fine. Just tell me. I'm not ready, anyway.
0:47:52 > 0:47:55- Frank, I'm done with him. - But it's OK if you're not.
0:47:55 > 0:47:57- But I am. - It's OK... How do I know?
0:47:58 > 0:48:00You're gonna have to...
0:48:00 > 0:48:02..trust me.
0:48:02 > 0:48:04Are you kidding me?
0:48:05 > 0:48:08And it doesn't feel like a first date, not to me.
0:48:09 > 0:48:12You wait until we try and say goodnight.
0:48:14 > 0:48:17I'm sorry again, and I had a wonderful time with you.
0:48:17 > 0:48:20I did too.
0:48:23 > 0:48:25- See? - (LAUGHS)
0:48:53 > 0:48:55I haven't done this for a long, long time,
0:48:55 > 0:48:59so forgive me for not finding a sexier way to put this
0:48:59 > 0:49:00but would you like to come in?
0:49:00 > 0:49:02I can't.
0:49:02 > 0:49:04You can't?
0:49:04 > 0:49:06As if having a jealous girlie fit on our first date
0:49:06 > 0:49:08wasn't emasculating enough,
0:49:08 > 0:49:10I have to get home to my kids.
0:49:10 > 0:49:12They need their mum, and I'm it.
0:49:13 > 0:49:16That's not emasculating. It's very sexy.
0:49:18 > 0:49:20How sexy?
0:49:35 > 0:49:37You have a very nice house.
0:49:57 > 0:50:01(LAUGHS)
0:50:01 > 0:50:03What?
0:50:04 > 0:50:06You're looking at me.
0:50:09 > 0:50:11Of course I am.
0:50:13 > 0:50:15Of course you are.
0:50:23 > 0:50:27(PHONE RINGS)
0:50:27 > 0:50:30Mm!
0:50:32 > 0:50:34(PHONE CONTINUES RINGING)
0:50:36 > 0:50:38(WHISPERS) Hello?
0:50:38 > 0:50:40Do you think I should sleep with him?
0:50:40 > 0:50:41Who is this?
0:50:41 > 0:50:43Why aren't you answering your regular phone?
0:50:43 > 0:50:46I called your regular phone.
0:50:46 > 0:50:49- Because I'm not. - Are you at his house?
0:50:49 > 0:50:50Um...
0:50:50 > 0:50:52Oh, that's fantastic!
0:50:52 > 0:50:54That's just what you need, a great rebound affair.
0:50:54 > 0:50:56- I think it might be more... - (CHILD CRIES)
0:50:56 > 0:50:58God, I've gotta get outta here!
0:50:58 > 0:51:00- Just know I'm all for it. - Talk to you later.
0:51:19 > 0:51:20- Are you sl...? - What...happened?
0:51:20 > 0:51:22Shh! Nothing. Nothing.
0:51:22 > 0:51:24Why are you in here?
0:51:24 > 0:51:27I sleep in here when I can't sleep.
0:51:27 > 0:51:29Oh. I'm gonna go.
0:51:29 > 0:51:31- Just lie down here with me. - No, no, no!
0:51:31 > 0:51:35- I'm your son's teacher. - 15 minutes, please, then you can go.
0:51:36 > 0:51:39Mm!
0:51:45 > 0:51:48- I don't suppose we could... - No! I'm leaving right now!
0:51:48 > 0:51:51I'm kidding! I wouldn't, even if you begged me.
0:52:09 > 0:52:12It's possible I'm falling in love with you.
0:52:19 > 0:52:21So much for sleeping.
0:52:21 > 0:52:23(SIGHS)
0:52:23 > 0:52:25Too much?
0:52:25 > 0:52:26No.
0:52:28 > 0:52:30Maybe.
0:52:32 > 0:52:33I don't know.
0:52:38 > 0:52:40No.
0:52:41 > 0:52:43Good.
0:52:44 > 0:52:48- 'Cause it scared the shit out of me. - (LAUGHS)
0:52:52 > 0:52:55(CHILD MOANS)
0:52:55 > 0:52:58(CHILD CRIES)
0:52:58 > 0:53:00Ow!
0:53:05 > 0:53:07Oh, God!
0:53:07 > 0:53:09Alright, sweetie.
0:53:09 > 0:53:11Alright. It's your ear.
0:53:11 > 0:53:14Come on, sweetheart, I'm right here, I'm right here.
0:53:14 > 0:53:16It's your ear acting up again. Jimmy Ray!
0:53:16 > 0:53:18Jimmy Ray, I need you to wake up.
0:53:18 > 0:53:20Jimmy Ray, Ruby's having her ear thing.
0:53:20 > 0:53:23I need you to go to my room and get the flashlight by my bed.
0:53:23 > 0:53:25- Can you do that? - (RUBY CRIES) Ow!
0:53:25 > 0:53:27Alright, Daddy's here. Let's just have a look.
0:53:27 > 0:53:29Go on, quick as you can. Let's have a look.
0:53:29 > 0:53:32I'm not gonna touch. I'm just gonna lift your hair and have a look.
0:53:32 > 0:53:34Miss Epner's here.
0:53:34 > 0:53:36Hi, how are you?
0:53:36 > 0:53:40- Ow! - Miss Epner and I had a sleepover.
0:53:40 > 0:53:42And now we're all gonna go to the hospital,
0:53:42 > 0:53:45so we can get something to make Ruby's ear feel better.
0:53:45 > 0:53:47- (CRIES) - Get your socks, buddy.
0:53:47 > 0:53:51Is there anything I can do? Do you want me to lock up after you go?
0:53:51 > 0:53:53You're not coming?
0:53:55 > 0:53:57Yes, I'm coming.
0:54:28 > 0:54:30- How are you? - Better.
0:54:33 > 0:54:36- That's a nice frog. - You can have it.
0:54:36 > 0:54:38Seriously?
0:54:38 > 0:54:40I have another.
0:54:42 > 0:54:43Thank you.
0:54:43 > 0:54:45You want to give me something?
0:54:47 > 0:54:49I have a mint.
0:55:04 > 0:55:07Can you excuse me just a second?
0:55:33 > 0:55:35- Hi there. - Hello.
0:55:35 > 0:55:37- Ciao, bella. - Ciao.
0:55:37 > 0:55:40- Champagne? - I'll say. (LAUGHS)
0:55:40 > 0:55:42I'll have a ginger ale, please, and some crackers, if you have any.
0:55:42 > 0:55:44Subito.
0:55:44 > 0:55:45Ginger ale and crackers?
0:55:45 > 0:55:48(PRAYS IN HEBREW)
0:55:55 > 0:55:56What?
0:55:56 > 0:55:57Are you pregnant?
0:55:57 > 0:55:59What?
0:55:59 > 0:56:00No.
0:56:00 > 0:56:02If I am, it would be a world's record.
0:56:02 > 0:56:04I only slept with him last night.
0:56:06 > 0:56:10Trust me, I am not pregnant.
0:56:15 > 0:56:16I'm too old not to have a baby.
0:56:16 > 0:56:18Obviously you're not too old to have a baby.
0:56:18 > 0:56:20No, I'm too old not to have a baby,
0:56:20 > 0:56:23and this baby connects me forever to a man
0:56:23 > 0:56:25who...is that man you were talking about.
0:56:25 > 0:56:26What man?
0:56:26 > 0:56:28Who you know you'll do whatever they say.
0:56:28 > 0:56:30Only he's not a man. He's a child, really.
0:56:30 > 0:56:33A baby. Oh, Jesus!
0:56:35 > 0:56:37- What are you doing? - This helps me.
0:56:37 > 0:56:40- Is it helping? - Not really.
0:56:40 > 0:56:42April...
0:56:42 > 0:56:44Allow me.
0:57:28 > 0:57:30Mmm!
0:57:30 > 0:57:31Have a sip.
0:57:31 > 0:57:33I'm pregnant!
0:57:33 > 0:57:36It's OK to have a sip of red wine. Some doctors say it's good.
0:57:42 > 0:57:44Mmm!
0:57:44 > 0:57:47What, are you nuts? You're pregnant!
0:57:47 > 0:57:48Give me that.
0:57:50 > 0:57:52Come here.
0:57:52 > 0:57:54Oh, that's OK. You don't have to do that.
0:57:54 > 0:57:55I'm just sitting here.
0:58:26 > 0:58:28(LAUGHS)
0:58:34 > 0:58:36He lives with his mother?
0:58:36 > 0:58:38Don't get me started.
0:58:38 > 0:58:42- Now, remember. - What?
0:58:42 > 0:58:43I don't know.
0:58:43 > 0:58:47Would your other mother have said something helpful right now?
0:58:47 > 0:58:50You're doing really well.
0:58:58 > 0:58:59Hi, Alice.
0:58:59 > 0:59:01Oh, hello, dear.
0:59:01 > 0:59:03Hello.
0:59:05 > 0:59:07Uh, so, how are you?
0:59:07 > 0:59:10Well, you know, my back hurts.
0:59:10 > 0:59:11That's too bad.
0:59:14 > 0:59:16So, Alice, can Benjamin come out and play?
0:59:16 > 0:59:18Mom, let her in!
0:59:18 > 0:59:21Well, I don't know what you two are up to.
0:59:21 > 0:59:23Hi.
0:59:23 > 0:59:24- Sorry. - Could you come out here?
0:59:24 > 0:59:26Yeah.
0:59:33 > 0:59:34Who's that?
0:59:34 > 0:59:36A friend.
0:59:38 > 0:59:40I'm pregnant.
0:59:40 > 0:59:42- Oh. - (LAUGHS)
0:59:42 > 0:59:44Oh, my God!
0:59:44 > 0:59:45Mm.
0:59:45 > 0:59:47Oh, my God! Is it...is it m...?
0:59:50 > 0:59:52Wow!
0:59:54 > 0:59:55Sweetie, wow!
0:59:59 > 1:00:00Wow.
1:00:05 > 1:00:07Are you kidding me?
1:00:07 > 1:00:09- What'd I do? - Say something.
1:00:09 > 1:00:11What do you want me to say?
1:00:11 > 1:00:13I don't know.
1:00:13 > 1:00:16What does it mean to you? How do you want to handle it?
1:00:16 > 1:00:17What do we do now?
1:00:17 > 1:00:19- Well, I... - That sort of thing!
1:00:19 > 1:00:22I want to try to be with you... I guess.
1:00:22 > 1:00:23(LAUGHS)
1:00:23 > 1:00:26Well, I'm sorry if I didn't instantly come up with
1:00:26 > 1:00:29a perfect solution to this very complicated situation!
1:00:29 > 1:00:32It's not complicated! I'm having this baby.
1:00:32 > 1:00:34You may participate in the raising of this baby.
1:00:34 > 1:00:37I can't make you do it, but I would hope that you would want to be there
1:00:37 > 1:00:41for the growing up of this person who carries your DNA!
1:00:41 > 1:00:43The first doctor's appointment is in two weeks.
1:00:43 > 1:00:45I'll see you there or I won't.
1:00:50 > 1:00:53- (KIDS SCREAM) - I'm so sorry.
1:00:53 > 1:00:55I've never met anyone like you, ever.
1:00:55 > 1:00:57I've never been so much myself with anyone.
1:00:57 > 1:01:00Even these few times we've spent together have felt like...
1:01:00 > 1:01:01What?
1:01:03 > 1:01:06Family. I'm sorry, but it has.
1:01:06 > 1:01:07(KIDS SCREAM)
1:01:07 > 1:01:10And I know it's fast, but I can only tell you how I feel,
1:01:10 > 1:01:13and how I feel is that I want to be near you all the time.
1:01:13 > 1:01:16But I have some big decisions to make about how my life's going to work
1:01:16 > 1:01:17and, if you'll have me, so do you.
1:01:17 > 1:01:19- Why are you talking fast? - Jimmy Ray shouldn't know I'm here.
1:01:19 > 1:01:21If we're going to be family, he should know
1:01:21 > 1:01:24he didn't just dream you up half-naked in his house.
1:01:24 > 1:01:25And besides, he knows you're here.
1:01:25 > 1:01:28No, I was very careful to wait till he was a safe distance away.
1:01:28 > 1:01:31- Hi, Miss Epner. - Hi, Jimmy Ray.
1:01:33 > 1:01:35Do you want to be with him - the better or worse guy?
1:01:35 > 1:01:38- Is that someone you want to be with? - No, it's not.
1:01:38 > 1:01:40- But if it is... - But it's not.
1:01:40 > 1:01:43Truthfully? I want to be with you.
1:01:44 > 1:01:46But being with me is gonna mean
1:01:46 > 1:01:48being with this.
1:01:49 > 1:01:51How pregnant are you?
1:01:51 > 1:01:55- They said six weeks. - Six weeks?
1:01:55 > 1:01:57That's what they said, six weeks today.
1:01:57 > 1:01:59We met six weeks ago today, actually.
1:01:59 > 1:02:00Mm.
1:02:00 > 1:02:02Which was the day he left.
1:02:05 > 1:02:08You made love on the day we met?
1:02:09 > 1:02:11Ah...
1:02:11 > 1:02:13Yeah.
1:02:15 > 1:02:18Sorry.
1:02:18 > 1:02:19What happened?
1:02:19 > 1:02:21Um, I've gotta take a walk.
1:02:21 > 1:02:23- Really? - Yes, really.
1:02:23 > 1:02:27I'm on the brink of asking you to be with me - really, really be with me.
1:02:27 > 1:02:29You, who have some other guy's...
1:02:29 > 1:02:31..your husband's baby in your stomach,
1:02:31 > 1:02:33your very beautiful stomach.
1:02:34 > 1:02:37- I've gotta take a walk. - What about your kids?
1:02:37 > 1:02:39- What about them? - Who's gonna watch them?
1:02:39 > 1:02:40You are.
1:02:49 > 1:02:51The walk didn't work. Your mother's here.
1:02:51 > 1:02:53No, she's not. I told her to wait in the car.
1:02:57 > 1:03:00I'm just here if either of you need me.
1:03:02 > 1:03:03I can't stand the thought of it.
1:03:03 > 1:03:05Of me sleeping with my husband?
1:03:05 > 1:03:08You slept with your wife, at least twice, you know.
1:03:08 > 1:03:10It's not like the most appetising thing I've ever imagined.
1:03:10 > 1:03:12No, of course it's not.
1:03:15 > 1:03:16Hey.
1:03:16 > 1:03:18You're pregnant.
1:03:20 > 1:03:22Yes, I am.
1:03:22 > 1:03:24Way to go.
1:03:28 > 1:03:30So now what?
1:03:30 > 1:03:33Both of them, or neither of them, will show up at the doctor's office.
1:03:33 > 1:03:35All I know is, I'll be there.
1:03:46 > 1:03:48(BEEPS)
1:03:48 > 1:03:49You don't know how to work a blender!
1:03:49 > 1:03:52- Take your hat off. - Jeez!
1:03:53 > 1:03:54- Hello. - Hello.
1:03:54 > 1:03:55- Hello. - Hello.
1:03:55 > 1:03:57- How are you? - Hi.
1:03:57 > 1:03:58- Hi. - Hello.
1:03:58 > 1:03:59Hmm.
1:03:59 > 1:04:01Um...
1:04:01 > 1:04:02Sorry.
1:04:02 > 1:04:03So...
1:04:03 > 1:04:05Anyone else coming?
1:04:05 > 1:04:07- No. - This is it.
1:04:07 > 1:04:08This is it.
1:04:08 > 1:04:09Uh, could you lower this, please?
1:04:48 > 1:04:50- Oh, my God. - This looks really good.
1:04:50 > 1:04:52I've seen a couple of these.
1:04:52 > 1:04:55- Where did she go? - She'll be back.
1:05:05 > 1:05:08Look at that.
1:05:08 > 1:05:11- (HEARTBEAT ECHOES) - Oh, my God.
1:05:11 > 1:05:13- FRANK: Oh, my God. - BEN: Oh, my God.
1:05:15 > 1:05:16FRANK AND BEN: So, what exactly is...
1:05:16 > 1:05:17- Sorry. - I'm sorry.
1:05:17 > 1:05:19- No, go ahead. - No, no, go ahead.
1:05:19 > 1:05:21He, or she, just looks great.
1:05:26 > 1:05:29FRANK: Can I have a look at that before I have to run?
1:05:34 > 1:05:38- BEN: She's beautiful. - We made a baby.
1:05:38 > 1:05:40(BOTH LAUGH)
1:05:59 > 1:06:00- You look pretty. - It's the hormones.
1:06:00 > 1:06:02Whatever.
1:06:33 > 1:06:35(APRIL MOANS)
1:06:48 > 1:06:50Oh!
1:06:50 > 1:06:53- In the back? - Yeah.
1:07:02 > 1:07:04(APRIL MOANS)
1:07:07 > 1:07:09Ohh!
1:07:09 > 1:07:11Oh.
1:07:11 > 1:07:12Ah!
1:07:12 > 1:07:14Oh.
1:07:14 > 1:07:16- Really? - Uh-huh.
1:07:16 > 1:07:18Mm.
1:07:18 > 1:07:19Um...
1:07:20 > 1:07:22Oh, gosh.
1:07:24 > 1:07:26Um...
1:07:28 > 1:07:30(SIGHS)
1:07:42 > 1:07:44Anything?
1:07:44 > 1:07:46What?
1:07:46 > 1:07:48Do you have anything to say?
1:07:48 > 1:07:49Don't.
1:07:49 > 1:07:52I don't know what to say.
1:07:54 > 1:07:56Oh!
1:07:56 > 1:07:57See ya.
1:08:15 > 1:08:17I thought we were having dinner after the show.
1:08:17 > 1:08:19- I'm in trouble. - Come with me.
1:08:21 > 1:08:23- Phew! - They're ready for you.
1:08:23 > 1:08:25- We're gonna run late today. - OK.
1:08:25 > 1:08:27- I'm panicking. - Tell me.
1:08:27 > 1:08:30I sort of...slept with my husband.
1:08:30 > 1:08:31Well, almost.
1:08:31 > 1:08:34(LAUGHS)
1:08:34 > 1:08:37Break-up sex, but it's kind of great, right?
1:08:37 > 1:08:39Don't. Don't be glib about this.
1:08:39 > 1:08:42I'm with a man who sees me, really sees me,
1:08:42 > 1:08:44and somehow still wants to be with me, and I want him
1:08:44 > 1:08:46and I just blew it!
1:08:46 > 1:08:47(PHONE RINGS)
1:08:47 > 1:08:49Oh, God, it's him!
1:08:49 > 1:08:51I don't suppose you've ever cheated before.
1:08:51 > 1:08:53- Uh-uh. - Of course not.
1:08:53 > 1:08:55With someone who's bad for me.
1:08:55 > 1:08:57- What am I gonna do? - Here's what we're going to do.
1:08:57 > 1:09:00I'm going to go in and rehearse, so everyone knows what they're doing,
1:09:00 > 1:09:02and then I'm going to send everyone home,
1:09:02 > 1:09:04and we're going to shoot the show tonight,
1:09:04 > 1:09:06or in a couple of hours, or maybe never.
1:09:06 > 1:09:08- OK? - Thank you.
1:09:08 > 1:09:09Mm. OK.
1:09:09 > 1:09:12Edie, I have to tell you, Sunday nights are about the...
1:09:12 > 1:09:14A good question.
1:09:14 > 1:09:17Should we make gay marriage a priority during this election,
1:09:17 > 1:09:19or should we just not take the bait?
1:09:19 > 1:09:23If Pam dies, what happens to our daughter? I have no rights.
1:09:23 > 1:09:25- Oh, thank you. - It's very scary. Very scary.
1:09:25 > 1:09:28At least I'm not one of those insular gay men
1:09:28 > 1:09:31who throws himself into his work, and devotes himself to people
1:09:31 > 1:09:33who can never love him back romantically.
1:09:33 > 1:09:37What we want to ask you is do you think it's right...?
1:09:38 > 1:09:40It's so hard for anyone to meet someone.
1:09:43 > 1:09:46Have you ever seen the show she did on you?
1:09:46 > 1:09:50WOMAN: I can't be around people who have adopted children,
1:09:50 > 1:09:52especially girls.
1:09:52 > 1:09:54BERNICE: Have you ever tried to find her?
1:09:55 > 1:09:57Endlessly. On the internet.
1:09:57 > 1:10:00Um, I put ads in the paper.
1:10:00 > 1:10:02Do you feel...
1:10:02 > 1:10:04haunted?
1:10:04 > 1:10:05Yes.
1:10:05 > 1:10:07Whenever there are kids around,
1:10:07 > 1:10:11I am always looking for her face.
1:10:11 > 1:10:14In shopping malls, in the parks.
1:10:14 > 1:10:15I have something I want to say.
1:10:15 > 1:10:19I hadn't planned on doing this, but hearing you speak,
1:10:19 > 1:10:22it's just something I have to do.
1:10:26 > 1:10:30I had a child that I gave up for adoption.
1:10:30 > 1:10:33It was many, many years ago. I was very young.
1:10:33 > 1:10:38I tried, God knows, but the year I spent with that child
1:10:38 > 1:10:41was the scariest, most darkly miserable time of my life.
1:10:41 > 1:10:43One minute you're cuddling in a sleeping bag
1:10:43 > 1:10:47and the next minute you find out you've ruined the rest of your life.
1:10:47 > 1:10:49- Can you rewind this? - WOMAN: To the beginning?
1:10:49 > 1:10:50Um, no, just a little.
1:10:52 > 1:10:57I tried, God knows, but the year I spent with that child
1:10:57 > 1:10:58was the scariest...
1:10:58 > 1:11:00Go back again, just...five seconds.
1:11:00 > 1:11:03- WOMAN: Are you sure? - Yeah, in fact, I don't...
1:11:03 > 1:11:05Could you go one sentence back?
1:11:06 > 1:11:08(REWINDS) But the year I spent with that child
1:11:08 > 1:11:11was the scariest, most darkly miserable time of my life.
1:11:11 > 1:11:13Finally, I said uncle.
1:11:19 > 1:11:22Do you think you just hand it over?
1:11:23 > 1:11:25You probably put it down somewhere,
1:11:25 > 1:11:28and the next people come along and pick it up?
1:11:28 > 1:11:32Hey, can I find you some dry clothes?
1:11:32 > 1:11:35- (KNOCK ON DOOR) - (CLEARS THROAT)
1:11:35 > 1:11:36You want me to get it?
1:11:36 > 1:11:38BERNICE: It's me!
1:11:38 > 1:11:40Maybe you'll feel better if you talk to her.
1:11:40 > 1:11:44I can hear you in there. Don't make me bang the door down.
1:11:50 > 1:11:51- Hello. - Hi.
1:11:51 > 1:11:53I've seen your picture.
1:11:53 > 1:11:54She doesn't want to see you right now.
1:11:54 > 1:11:58- Too bad, I'm her mother. - Maybe another day would be better.
1:12:00 > 1:12:04Unless you say no, I'll leave you alone for a private conversation.
1:12:04 > 1:12:06She's afraid to be left alone with me?
1:12:06 > 1:12:08I'm not afraid to be left alone.
1:12:08 > 1:12:10I'll be on my beeper if you need me.
1:12:14 > 1:12:15Alan had no right...
1:12:15 > 1:12:17Are you capable of telling the truth?
1:12:23 > 1:12:26I was 15 years old.
1:12:26 > 1:12:29That's a little bit older than some of the kids in your school.
1:12:29 > 1:12:32Your father disappeared.
1:12:32 > 1:12:34My father completely turned his back on me.
1:12:34 > 1:12:35Was I breastfeeding?
1:12:38 > 1:12:40My mother said I'd ruined my life.
1:12:40 > 1:12:42They threw me out!
1:12:42 > 1:12:45I had a bag of clothes and 48.
1:12:45 > 1:12:49I didn't know if rent was 6 or 600!
1:12:49 > 1:12:51I didn't know how to open a fucking can of soup!
1:12:54 > 1:12:56You wouldn't stop crying.
1:12:56 > 1:12:59I get it. I watched the tape.
1:12:59 > 1:13:01So did millions of others. Well, not millions.
1:13:01 > 1:13:03How many people watch your show anyway?
1:13:03 > 1:13:06Did you see on the tape that I went to my father
1:13:06 > 1:13:08with his grandchild in my belly,
1:13:08 > 1:13:11and begged him for help, and that he turned me away?
1:13:11 > 1:13:14Did you see that I never forgave him,
1:13:14 > 1:13:15that I didn't even go to his funeral?
1:13:15 > 1:13:19You just saw the parts that made me look bad.
1:13:19 > 1:13:21I thought it was for the best!
1:13:21 > 1:13:24Like an idiot, I thought it was for the best, and then it was too late!
1:13:24 > 1:13:26Too late?
1:13:26 > 1:13:30Like if you had it to do over, it would be different?
1:13:30 > 1:13:33You'd sacrifice your fabulous life
1:13:33 > 1:13:38to sit there with a cranky, moody kid who got sick?
1:13:38 > 1:13:39A lot, by the way.
1:13:39 > 1:13:41Sore throats, like on fire, 10 a year!
1:13:41 > 1:13:43You'd sit up till 6:00 in the morning,
1:13:43 > 1:13:45rubbing her down with alcohol,
1:13:45 > 1:13:46because her fever's around 106,
1:13:46 > 1:13:49and that's about the time when, if you miss the signs,
1:13:49 > 1:13:51you got a brain-damaged kid for the rest of your life?
1:13:51 > 1:13:55You'd get this girl grown up just to let her know
1:13:55 > 1:13:58that you didn't love her enough?
1:13:58 > 1:14:00Or the right way?
1:14:00 > 1:14:02Your mother wasn't perfect.
1:14:02 > 1:14:04She told me the truth.
1:14:04 > 1:14:06She did her best.
1:14:06 > 1:14:08She was there.
1:14:15 > 1:14:19Just say you wanted a life more than you wanted me.
1:14:24 > 1:14:28I wanted a life... more than I wanted you.
1:14:38 > 1:14:40- BEN: Hello? - Hi, it's me.
1:14:40 > 1:14:42Listen, that's never gonna happen again.
1:14:42 > 1:14:45I really don't think it should.
1:14:45 > 1:14:47Good.
1:14:47 > 1:14:49- I want to help with all this. - OK.
1:14:52 > 1:14:53Any thoughts on how?
1:14:53 > 1:14:55Uh...
1:14:55 > 1:14:56Wait.
1:14:57 > 1:15:01Can you say that again - the part about wanting to help?
1:15:01 > 1:15:04I really want to help with all of this. I really, really do.
1:15:04 > 1:15:06Thank you.
1:15:06 > 1:15:09I want that, too.
1:15:23 > 1:15:26- Jesus, I've been scared to death. - Sorry.
1:15:26 > 1:15:28- I imagined you dead on the roadside. - Sorry.
1:15:28 > 1:15:31I imagined you dead in the arms of a handsome stranger.
1:15:31 > 1:15:34French guy, for some reason, which was an even worse image.
1:15:34 > 1:15:35- I mean... - I said I'm sorry!
1:15:40 > 1:15:41- What? - What's going on?
1:15:41 > 1:15:43- Nothing. - Something happen?
1:15:43 > 1:15:45- No. - What are you not telling me?
1:15:45 > 1:15:47What could I not be telling you?
1:15:49 > 1:15:51Well, I don't know.
1:15:51 > 1:15:54Perhaps you don't love me, you made a horrible mistake,
1:15:54 > 1:15:56and you want to take the whole thing back.
1:15:56 > 1:15:58I do love you.
1:15:58 > 1:16:00I don't want to take the whole thing back.
1:16:04 > 1:16:07Listen, some...
1:16:11 > 1:16:14I think he dropped something.
1:16:21 > 1:16:23You're taking a walk?
1:16:23 > 1:16:26- What about the kids? - What do you care?
1:16:26 > 1:16:27- I care. - Clearly.
1:16:27 > 1:16:28I do.
1:16:28 > 1:16:31Go...home!
1:16:31 > 1:16:33Not my home - yours!
1:16:33 > 1:16:35Go.
1:16:38 > 1:16:40- I don't have one without you. - That's not my problem.
1:16:42 > 1:16:44- What do you do on these walks? - You don't want to know.
1:16:44 > 1:16:45Yes, I do.
1:16:45 > 1:16:47I say the things I don't say to you,
1:16:47 > 1:16:49all the things I try to spare you from.
1:16:49 > 1:16:50- Like what? - Like, "Go to hell!"
1:16:50 > 1:16:52Like, "Get your own children!"
1:16:52 > 1:16:54And like, "What's the matter with you
1:16:54 > 1:16:56"that you don't have children of your own anyway?"
1:16:57 > 1:17:00And like, "What kind of mother are you gonna be,
1:17:00 > 1:17:02"if you can walk out on your children without a second thought?"
1:17:02 > 1:17:04- You know, they're... - What?
1:17:04 > 1:17:05Not your children?
1:17:07 > 1:17:10It's just possible some of this is what you wanted to say to your wife.
1:17:10 > 1:17:12Oh, really?! You think so?!
1:17:15 > 1:17:18Do you understand I can't even take a walk?
1:17:18 > 1:17:20- It must be very hard. - Go to hell!
1:17:20 > 1:17:22I don't have to be with you,
1:17:22 > 1:17:24I don't have to care for you or this godforsaken baby!
1:17:24 > 1:17:25Don't say that!
1:17:25 > 1:17:28All I have to do, is care for my children
1:17:28 > 1:17:30until they're old enough to do it for themselves.
1:17:30 > 1:17:33I don't even have to like it, or them.
1:17:33 > 1:17:36Fuck them...and fuck you!
1:17:51 > 1:17:53So, how long have you guys been dating?
1:17:53 > 1:17:54Oh, not long.
1:17:54 > 1:17:57We had a date tonight and, uh, she works right down the street,
1:17:57 > 1:17:59so we just decided to meet here.
1:17:59 > 1:18:01Cool.
1:18:01 > 1:18:04(PHONE RINGS)
1:18:06 > 1:18:09So, hello, hi, great to see you.
1:18:09 > 1:18:11- Great to see you all. - Good to see you.
1:18:11 > 1:18:13Uh, and you are?
1:18:13 > 1:18:14- BOTH: Freddy. - Freddy.
1:18:14 > 1:18:17Well, great. Great.
1:18:17 > 1:18:18Oh, God! I'm her brother!
1:18:18 > 1:18:21- (LAUGHS) - Great.
1:18:21 > 1:18:23So...shall we?
1:18:23 > 1:18:24Yes.
1:18:24 > 1:18:26- And you're at... - 10 weeks?
1:18:26 > 1:18:2810 weeks.
1:18:30 > 1:18:32Have you seen these before?
1:18:32 > 1:18:34- My brother's a doctor. - Yeah, I have.
1:18:40 > 1:18:42Can you tell us what we're seeing?
1:18:42 > 1:18:44Uh, just one moment, please.
1:18:44 > 1:18:46Any chance we can hear that squishing sound again?
1:18:46 > 1:18:48That's the best thing I ever heard.
1:18:55 > 1:18:57What's happening?
1:19:01 > 1:19:03What's happening?
1:19:07 > 1:19:09April...
1:19:10 > 1:19:12I'm not seeing a heartbeat.
1:19:25 > 1:19:28(FREDDY SINGS IN HEBREW)
1:19:48 > 1:19:51FREDDY: Amein.
1:19:51 > 1:19:52Hello.
1:19:52 > 1:19:54Oh, amein.
1:19:57 > 1:19:59How often is she out there?
1:19:59 > 1:20:03She comes on Fridays a lot, because she knows I'm home.
1:20:04 > 1:20:06April...
1:20:06 > 1:20:08..adopt a baby.
1:20:08 > 1:20:10- How could you? - It's the same.
1:20:10 > 1:20:11- How would you know? - Maybe it's better.
1:20:11 > 1:20:13Trust me - you don't know what it's like to be adopted.
1:20:13 > 1:20:17You don't know what it's like to not be adopted! Right?
1:20:22 > 1:20:24What's it like?
1:20:28 > 1:20:30It was exhausting.
1:20:31 > 1:20:35It was embarrassing sometimes.
1:20:46 > 1:20:48Want me to bring her out some chicken?
1:20:48 > 1:20:50- You can. - Why don't you?
1:20:50 > 1:20:52I would like to forgive her. I'm tired of being so mad.
1:20:52 > 1:20:57- I've tried. I can't. - Make her buy you something.
1:20:58 > 1:21:00- I beg your pardon? - She's loaded.
1:21:00 > 1:21:02- Maybe it'll make you feel better. - That's ridiculous.
1:21:02 > 1:21:04Make her buy me something.
1:21:04 > 1:21:07A car. Yours is on its last legs.
1:21:07 > 1:21:09A house. A very small house.
1:21:09 > 1:21:12Make her buy you something you really want but can't afford.
1:21:24 > 1:21:26- I'm here. - Ahh!
1:21:26 > 1:21:28Jesus fucking Christ!
1:21:28 > 1:21:30- Sorry. - I mean...
1:21:30 > 1:21:31...Jesus.
1:21:31 > 1:21:32Hmm.
1:21:32 > 1:21:34How are you?
1:21:34 > 1:21:35Sick...
1:21:35 > 1:21:38..every day, over what I did to you.
1:21:38 > 1:21:40Good.
1:21:41 > 1:21:43I mean, I think that's probably good.
1:21:43 > 1:21:46Yeah, I guess so.
1:21:46 > 1:21:49I want you to make it up to me.
1:21:49 > 1:21:52This is for me, you understand? Not for you, for me.
1:21:52 > 1:21:57I think I will be happier in the long run if you try to make it up to me.
1:21:57 > 1:21:58OK.
1:21:58 > 1:22:03- I want you to buy me a baby. - Oh, well, that's easy!
1:22:03 > 1:22:05I'm plugged into all kinds of adoption these days.
1:22:05 > 1:22:06In China, they're throwing them...
1:22:06 > 1:22:09No, I want you to buy me a baby that I'm going to have.
1:22:09 > 1:22:12I'm almost 40, so I don't have much time.
1:22:12 > 1:22:15It's very expensive. I want you to pay for it.
1:22:15 > 1:22:18After they do it, I have to lie still for two hours.
1:22:18 > 1:22:20I hate lying still.
1:22:20 > 1:22:23I want you to be there, find ways to help me.
1:22:23 > 1:22:2512 days later, I take a pregnancy test.
1:22:25 > 1:22:27Five hours after that, I find out.
1:22:27 > 1:22:31If you make one false move, I'll never speak to you again.
1:22:31 > 1:22:37If you don't, then maybe we can be in each other's lives a little.
1:22:37 > 1:22:41You understand that's all that's possible right now - a little.
1:22:43 > 1:22:45Can I put my pants on?
1:22:47 > 1:22:49"Hair - average."
1:22:49 > 1:22:52- As opposed to...? - Thin, thick, or balding.
1:22:52 > 1:22:54"Artistic ability - none."
1:22:54 > 1:22:56- None? - None.
1:22:56 > 1:22:58- Jesus. - Mm.
1:23:00 > 1:23:01"How would you describe yourself?"
1:23:01 > 1:23:06"Hard-working, intelligent, warm, caring, sexy, and contemplative."
1:23:06 > 1:23:08I'm keeping this one for me.
1:23:13 > 1:23:16You need to just stick it...
1:23:16 > 1:23:18Thousands of Chinese girls...
1:23:18 > 1:23:20I'm not adopting a Chinese baby.
1:23:21 > 1:23:23Then bend over.
1:23:28 > 1:23:30- BERNICE: Is there anything I can do? - APRIL: No.
1:23:30 > 1:23:31Are you ready?
1:23:31 > 1:23:33Mm-hm.
1:23:35 > 1:23:37Do you want to pray?
1:23:37 > 1:23:38She does that.
1:23:38 > 1:23:40She prays.
1:23:40 > 1:23:42Want to say a little prayer or something?
1:23:42 > 1:23:44No.
1:23:44 > 1:23:46- I'm so sorry to interrupt. - What is the matter with you?
1:23:46 > 1:23:48Could you, uh, give us a minute?
1:23:48 > 1:23:51- Bernice, listen to me right now! - I know. I'm sorry. Just a minute.
1:23:54 > 1:23:57Just find us when you're ready. We'll be around.
1:24:02 > 1:24:06- What? - Why don't you want to pray?
1:24:06 > 1:24:08- What do you care? - I don't!
1:24:08 > 1:24:11I don't give a shit, but you do!
1:24:11 > 1:24:13You told me that.
1:24:13 > 1:24:15You pray before you eat a bowl of spaghetti!
1:24:15 > 1:24:16And now, right before you do
1:24:16 > 1:24:18the most important thing you'll ever do in your life,
1:24:18 > 1:24:20suddenly you're not interested?
1:24:20 > 1:24:22This is none of your business.
1:24:27 > 1:24:28Get out of my way.
1:24:28 > 1:24:31Say a prayer with me and I will.
1:24:31 > 1:24:33I don't want to pray.
1:24:33 > 1:24:35One stupid little prayer.
1:24:35 > 1:24:36No!
1:24:38 > 1:24:40Move!
1:24:40 > 1:24:43Maybe you just don't want it badly enough.
1:24:45 > 1:24:48You have no idea how badly I want it.
1:24:48 > 1:24:49Then why won't you pray? Why?
1:24:49 > 1:24:53Because I'm not gonna hand this wish over to some...
1:24:53 > 1:24:57..whatever it is, who's supposed to be loving, who...
1:25:01 > 1:25:03..who...
1:25:07 > 1:25:09I had faith.
1:25:14 > 1:25:16Oh.
1:25:16 > 1:25:18(WHISPERS) I thought...
1:25:18 > 1:25:19..God was...
1:25:19 > 1:25:21..good.
1:25:23 > 1:25:26(SIGHS) Maybe God is...
1:25:28 > 1:25:30What?
1:25:32 > 1:25:34Difficult.
1:25:34 > 1:25:37Awful.
1:25:38 > 1:25:40Complicated.
1:25:40 > 1:25:42Like me?
1:25:42 > 1:25:45I took the one man on earth who's right for me
1:25:45 > 1:25:47and I dropped him on his head.
1:25:47 > 1:25:49Right.
1:25:49 > 1:25:50You did.
1:25:50 > 1:25:52How are we doing?
1:25:52 > 1:25:54We're done. I'm sorry.
1:25:54 > 1:25:56No problem.
1:26:02 > 1:26:04Wait.
1:26:09 > 1:26:12(SINGS IN HEBREW)
1:26:30 > 1:26:31BERNICE: What does that mean?
1:26:31 > 1:26:36APRIL: Hear, O Israel, the Lord our God, the Lord is One.
1:26:36 > 1:26:39What does THAT mean?
1:26:39 > 1:26:45Listen, O Israel, the God of Love and the God of Fear are one.
1:27:26 > 1:27:27Well...
1:27:27 > 1:27:29Hello.
1:27:29 > 1:27:31Thank you for seeing me.
1:27:31 > 1:27:34Well, you're standing between me and my front door,
1:27:34 > 1:27:37so, it's literally the least I could do.
1:27:38 > 1:27:39I heard what happened.
1:27:41 > 1:27:44I'm sorry I called the baby godforsaken.
1:27:44 > 1:27:46It turns out she was.
1:27:46 > 1:27:50I miss you.
1:27:50 > 1:27:53- Do you miss me? - What do you want, April?
1:27:55 > 1:28:00I want to look at you... for a long, long time.
1:28:00 > 1:28:03What else?
1:28:03 > 1:28:05There's a chance my life may change in a few hours.
1:28:05 > 1:28:07It may not, but it may...
1:28:08 > 1:28:10..and before it does, I want to say two things.
1:28:10 > 1:28:15I know what I did to you. To you in particular.
1:28:15 > 1:28:19Like a worst nightmare kind of thing, right?
1:28:20 > 1:28:23I knew that.
1:28:23 > 1:28:25Even at the time, I knew that.
1:28:26 > 1:28:30- What else? - I'll do it again.
1:28:30 > 1:28:34I will. I'll hurt you again and again.
1:28:34 > 1:28:38Not like that. You'd have to leave me if I hurt you like that.
1:28:40 > 1:28:43If we were together, you would leave me if I hurt you like that again.
1:28:43 > 1:28:45- Wouldn't you? - Yes. Yes, I would.
1:28:45 > 1:28:48Good.
1:28:48 > 1:28:51But I'll hurt you in other ways. Little ways.
1:28:51 > 1:28:52I won't mean to, but I will.
1:28:52 > 1:28:55And sometimes I will mean to.
1:28:56 > 1:28:58This is quite an offer you've worked up.
1:28:58 > 1:28:59You'll hurt me, too, you know?
1:28:59 > 1:29:02You'll hurt me and change on me.
1:29:02 > 1:29:05You might leave me after you promise you won't. How about that?
1:29:05 > 1:29:06- I wouldn't. - But you might.
1:29:06 > 1:29:11- But I wouldn't! - But...you might.
1:29:14 > 1:29:16Yeah, I guess I might.
1:29:17 > 1:29:19So?
1:29:21 > 1:29:23Oh, God!
1:29:23 > 1:29:24I know.
1:29:24 > 1:29:26I'm sorry.
1:29:30 > 1:29:32So?
1:29:48 > 1:29:50Just need to get that little wine glass. That's great.
1:30:10 > 1:30:12Hey, where's your dad?
1:30:24 > 1:30:26I got her.
1:30:26 > 1:30:28I'll see you inside.
1:30:32 > 1:30:34There is a Jewish story.
1:30:34 > 1:30:36An ordinary Jewish joke.
1:30:36 > 1:30:38A father was teaching his little son
1:30:38 > 1:30:40to be less afraid, to have more courage.
1:30:40 > 1:30:44"Jump," he said, "and I'll catch you."
1:30:44 > 1:30:49And the little boy trusted him, and the little boy jumped.
1:30:49 > 1:30:54And when his father caught him, he felt filled with love.
1:30:54 > 1:30:56And when he didn't, he was filled with something else -
1:30:56 > 1:30:59something...more.
1:31:01 > 1:31:03Life.
1:31:03 > 1:31:05Amein.