0:00:02 > 0:00:09This programme contains some strong language
0:01:39 > 0:01:41Hiya, Mum.
0:01:46 > 0:01:48Sorry I haven't been for ages.
0:01:48 > 0:01:50There's been loads going on.
0:01:50 > 0:01:52You are not going to believe this.
0:01:54 > 0:01:56I've been staying at Paul's a lot.
0:01:56 > 0:01:59I wasn't getting on with my dad and Sally said I could stay with them.
0:02:00 > 0:02:03Things weren't exactly great there, either.
0:02:05 > 0:02:07Little Olivia was growing fast,
0:02:07 > 0:02:11but even back then, she was the most sensible one on the family.
0:02:12 > 0:02:16Paul was still into his drawing but he was smoking way too much draw.
0:02:18 > 0:02:23Little Karl was driving the family round the bends with his car obsession.
0:02:23 > 0:02:25Paula was into some divvy called DJ Worm.
0:02:25 > 0:02:28Just cos he played a few records in the clubs!
0:02:31 > 0:02:33They always were a mad family.
0:02:33 > 0:02:36But things really kicked off on that day -
0:02:36 > 0:02:39The day of little Olivia's Holy Communion.
0:02:39 > 0:02:42Mum! I only bought that last week!
0:02:42 > 0:02:44First up best dressed.
0:02:44 > 0:02:49- Giddy-up.- You'll look like a bag of sausage rolls with that on.
0:02:51 > 0:02:54- Not bad for early 30s. - Nearly 30s, more like.
0:02:54 > 0:02:56They've got a new dog.
0:02:56 > 0:02:58You'll never guess what they called it.
0:02:58 > 0:03:00Stop licking me, Bollocks!
0:03:00 > 0:03:02A dog called Bollocks.
0:03:02 > 0:03:04Mum, will you give it back? I haven't even worn it yet.
0:03:04 > 0:03:06- Will you shut that bloody dog up? - I mean it, Mum.
0:03:12 > 0:03:15# I used to think I had it all worked out
0:03:15 > 0:03:18I wish you'd all just...
0:03:18 > 0:03:21# I used to think that I was down and out. #
0:03:21 > 0:03:24Morning, Mum. How's the toenail?
0:03:24 > 0:03:28I'm in absolute bloody agony!
0:03:42 > 0:03:44Magic!
0:03:44 > 0:03:47Oh yeah, remember Georgina?
0:03:47 > 0:03:50Imaginary friend that Paula had when she was little.
0:03:50 > 0:03:51Well, she never went away.
0:03:51 > 0:03:53She does exist.
0:03:53 > 0:03:54Well, in Paula's head, anyway.
0:03:55 > 0:03:57So it was the big day.
0:03:57 > 0:03:59As we were all happily tucking into our brekkie,
0:03:59 > 0:04:02an old mate of Joe and Sal's had just finished his porridge.
0:04:04 > 0:04:06But he was still hungry.
0:04:06 > 0:04:08For revenge.
0:04:17 > 0:04:19I might go totally blonde,
0:04:19 > 0:04:20like platinum.
0:04:20 > 0:04:23Worm'll be made up, he pure loves blondes.
0:04:23 > 0:04:24MUSIC PLAYS
0:04:24 > 0:04:28- Quick, turn it up, it's our favourite.- Get Georgina to do it.
0:04:31 > 0:04:33# One can have a dream, baby
0:04:35 > 0:04:37# Two can make that dream so real
0:04:37 > 0:04:40# One can talk about being in love
0:04:40 > 0:04:42# Two can say how it really feels
0:04:44 > 0:04:47# One can wish upon a star
0:04:47 > 0:04:50# Two can make a wish come true... #
0:04:51 > 0:04:52It's from Worm.
0:04:52 > 0:04:55"Need to see you
0:04:55 > 0:04:59"at The Kiss tonight."
0:04:59 > 0:05:00Wonder what he wants.
0:05:00 > 0:05:02You'll have to wait till after Olivia's party.
0:05:02 > 0:05:06- But...- But nothing.
0:05:06 > 0:05:09- I'm going to do a bit on the camper. - He better not be serious.
0:05:09 > 0:05:13We'll be off on our hols in that camper van as soon as it's finished.
0:05:13 > 0:05:16You won't get me in that rust box.
0:05:46 > 0:05:49- Can I help? - I told you before, it's not a toy.
0:05:53 > 0:05:57- Hey, what do you call a fish with no eyes?- Fsh...
0:05:58 > 0:06:02These two aerials, you know, get married. The service was crap.
0:06:02 > 0:06:05- But the reception was brilliant. - Aah!- Mum! Mum!
0:06:07 > 0:06:09Aargh!
0:06:09 > 0:06:11Ha!
0:06:11 > 0:06:16Tell your father we haven't got time for his bargain-bin jokes today.
0:06:16 > 0:06:18Tell your ma to put a smile on her arse.
0:06:21 > 0:06:24Was only having a laugh!
0:06:31 > 0:06:34This dress will be the talk of the neighbourhood
0:06:34 > 0:06:36by the time I finish with it.
0:06:36 > 0:06:38I'll look like a proper fairy princess?
0:06:38 > 0:06:41You're going to outshine everyone.
0:06:41 > 0:06:44What you doing, Mr P.
0:06:44 > 0:06:47You'll just have to wait and see, lad.
0:06:47 > 0:06:50Here's my other little precious.
0:06:50 > 0:06:52Hey, you're all sweaty, Bollocks.
0:06:52 > 0:06:53Sweaty Bollocks.
0:06:53 > 0:06:57- You should be ready by now. - I'm waiting for my dad to finish.
0:06:57 > 0:07:01- What are you doing?- Just trying to make the day extra special.
0:07:01 > 0:07:04Aren't I, love?
0:07:04 > 0:07:06Hold Bollocks.
0:07:06 > 0:07:10Come on, let's get you ready for the grand unveiling.
0:07:12 > 0:07:14KNOCK AT THE DOOR
0:07:16 > 0:07:18Brought you some eggy bread.
0:07:18 > 0:07:21Hold the tomato sauce.
0:07:21 > 0:07:23Bless. Thanks, but I can't.
0:07:23 > 0:07:27Not if I want to get into this.
0:07:27 > 0:07:29Doesn't!
0:07:29 > 0:07:32What do you think?
0:07:32 > 0:07:33Yeah.
0:07:33 > 0:07:36I don't look like a Wotsit.
0:07:36 > 0:07:39Do you think I've got too much fake tan on?
0:07:42 > 0:07:44Erm...
0:07:44 > 0:07:46no?
0:07:46 > 0:07:49You've got to eat, you're like a rake as it is.
0:07:49 > 0:07:51You're messing, aren't you?
0:07:51 > 0:07:52Feel all that eggy bread.
0:07:52 > 0:07:54Any more and Worm'll pure go off me.
0:07:55 > 0:07:57You're sound as you are.
0:07:57 > 0:08:01It's bad enough having all them dubbers dancing round him wearing next to nothing.
0:08:01 > 0:08:05- How about some toast instead, then? - No way. I'm not having some stick insect steal him off me.
0:08:05 > 0:08:07You'll faint if you don't eat anything.
0:08:07 > 0:08:09Things are pure starting to get serious between me and Worm.
0:08:09 > 0:08:12How about some orange juice, then?
0:08:15 > 0:08:17Worm always plays this for me. It's our song.
0:08:22 > 0:08:25I'll just do some orange juice, then.
0:08:37 > 0:08:40- He'd better not ruin that dress. - He won't.- What's he up to?
0:08:40 > 0:08:42- You know what he's like.- Don't I?
0:08:42 > 0:08:46Olivia will look beautiful whatever he does to it.
0:08:46 > 0:08:49- You'd look lovely in a white dress. - Not today, please.
0:08:49 > 0:08:52The way you're going all the kids will be married before you are.
0:08:52 > 0:08:54We won't be getting married.
0:08:54 > 0:08:59- I know he can be a pain in the arse sometimes but deep down he thinks the world of you.- Really?
0:08:59 > 0:09:01You need to sort yourselves out.
0:09:01 > 0:09:05I know you think marriage is a waste of time but making the commitment
0:09:05 > 0:09:08might just be the thing that brings you closer together again.
0:09:08 > 0:09:11- It could even bring the butterflies back.- Paula!
0:09:11 > 0:09:16Suddenly in bounced Kelly Curry, Paula's real mate.
0:09:22 > 0:09:27She was hard enough to understand as it was, but when she was excited it was virtually impossible.
0:09:27 > 0:09:30Upstairs.
0:09:30 > 0:09:32Keep still, will you? Get off!
0:09:36 > 0:09:37Are you OK, babe?
0:09:37 > 0:09:39- Yeah.- You do know, don't you?
0:09:39 > 0:09:42- know what?- You don't know, do you?
0:09:42 > 0:09:44- Kelly, what are you on about? - Orange juice.
0:09:44 > 0:09:47Girl-talk!
0:09:47 > 0:09:50Listen, babes, you're not going to like this.
0:09:50 > 0:09:54Tiffany Pike told me Worm's going to be DJing a new club
0:09:54 > 0:09:58in San Antonio, Ibiza.
0:09:58 > 0:10:00I'm dead sorry, babe.
0:10:00 > 0:10:03If he was going surely you'd be the first to know.
0:10:03 > 0:10:07That must be why he wants to see me tonight, to tell me.
0:10:07 > 0:10:09He might ask me to go with him.
0:10:12 > 0:10:14I'd know if he was going to finish with me.
0:10:16 > 0:10:19Things are going really well between you, aren't they?
0:10:19 > 0:10:21Yeah, course.
0:10:21 > 0:10:24They are!
0:10:24 > 0:10:26Did Tiffany say when he's going?
0:10:26 > 0:10:28Tonight, straight after the set.
0:10:28 > 0:10:33I don't care what my mum says, I've got to see him.
0:10:39 > 0:10:42Ready for our little queen for the day?
0:10:47 > 0:10:48ALL: Ooh!
0:10:48 > 0:10:51Ah!
0:10:51 > 0:10:55You ain't seen nothing yet.
0:10:55 > 0:10:57Ah!
0:10:57 > 0:11:00- Is that safe?- Course it is.
0:11:00 > 0:11:03- If she's wearing them things, I'm not going.- She looks gorgeous.
0:11:03 > 0:11:05Just like a little angel.
0:11:05 > 0:11:10- This isn't about you. It's about our Olivia.- It's about you, more like, showing off as usual.
0:11:10 > 0:11:12- Paul, just go and get ready.- No.
0:11:12 > 0:11:16- Get up them stairs now.- Stop it. - Hands off me, no-mark.
0:11:16 > 0:11:19- What did you say?- Oh, stop it.
0:11:19 > 0:11:22I've had enough of all of you.
0:11:27 > 0:11:28You're right, it does look good on her.
0:11:28 > 0:11:33- Whatever you're after, no. - I've got to see Worm before he goes to work.- No chance.
0:11:33 > 0:11:36- It's really important.- And so's your little sister's first Holy Communion.
0:11:36 > 0:11:39Don't you understand? I love him.
0:11:39 > 0:11:43- You're 17. Don't be throwing your life away on the first lad that comes along.- What, like you did?
0:11:44 > 0:11:46Well, we're not you and my dad.
0:11:46 > 0:11:49You're coming to the party and that's the end of the matter.
0:11:49 > 0:11:53Oh, thanks. And you can give me my dress back as well.
0:11:53 > 0:11:57Everyone's got a sell-by date and hers is well past.
0:12:19 > 0:12:21You look lovely. Can we go now?
0:12:21 > 0:12:25- What's the point? - Come on, everyone's waiting.
0:12:25 > 0:12:28- Paula's right. - What's all this about now?
0:12:28 > 0:12:30I wouldn't expect you to understand.
0:12:30 > 0:12:32Let's just go.
0:12:32 > 0:12:34Everything will be all right after a few drinks.
0:12:34 > 0:12:36Our problems will not be solved with a night out.
0:12:36 > 0:12:39They're still going to be here when we get back.
0:12:57 > 0:13:01- You all right, Mrs P? - Yeah, I'm fine.- You sure?
0:13:01 > 0:13:03Yeah. How about you?
0:13:03 > 0:13:06Me? I'm sound.
0:13:06 > 0:13:09I could invite your dad along tonight if you like, you know.
0:13:09 > 0:13:11I don't think he'd come.
0:13:11 > 0:13:15Well, we'd understand if you didn't want to come to the service.
0:13:15 > 0:13:17I wouldn't miss it for anything.
0:13:17 > 0:13:22- It's not going to be easy for you going back to that church.- I know.
0:13:22 > 0:13:25At least this time it's for a happier occasion, eh?
0:13:49 > 0:13:53Sense the nation's joy as Princess Olivia Potts
0:13:53 > 0:13:56arrives with her royal entourage.
0:13:56 > 0:13:59What a breathtaking beauty this girl is
0:13:59 > 0:14:03as she steps from her ornate carriage.
0:14:03 > 0:14:05- Lens cap, Dad.- Eh?
0:14:07 > 0:14:09All right. Let's get a few photos.
0:14:09 > 0:14:11I want one of the whole family before we go in as well.
0:14:11 > 0:14:13This is my best side.
0:14:13 > 0:14:16- Just get inside, will you? - How about one of the three of you?
0:14:16 > 0:14:20- I can take it.- Yeah. - No, you're all right.
0:14:24 > 0:14:27Take one now, lad, while she's got her back to the camera.
0:14:27 > 0:14:29It's her best side.
0:14:29 > 0:14:31Not you as well.
0:14:31 > 0:14:34Mrs P's not her usual self.
0:14:34 > 0:14:37She stopped being her usual self years ago.
0:16:10 > 0:16:13- Hey, lad. What do you think you're doing?- I was listening to that.
0:16:13 > 0:16:15Never mind listening to it, making a show of me.
0:16:15 > 0:16:17Sit down.
0:16:17 > 0:16:20- Move over. - Just sit down and shut up, you.
0:16:20 > 0:16:24Paula, ask Georgina to move up for me.
0:16:24 > 0:16:25She says she's squashed as it is.
0:16:25 > 0:16:30- For God's sake. Joe? - Stand behind my ma. I can't move up.
0:16:30 > 0:16:33- Do as you're told. - I'm sitting here with Karl.
0:16:33 > 0:16:37What's wrong with you? Come here, lad, you'll have to sit on my knee.
0:16:38 > 0:16:42She can't sit down. She's squashed.
0:16:58 > 0:17:01- Body of Christ.- Amen.
0:17:01 > 0:17:03- Body of Christ.- Amen.
0:17:03 > 0:17:06- Body of Christ.- Amen.
0:17:06 > 0:17:08Body of Christ.
0:17:08 > 0:17:09Amen.
0:17:11 > 0:17:14- Body of Christ.- Amen.
0:17:16 > 0:17:19- Body of Christ.- Amen.
0:17:20 > 0:17:26Body of Christ. Jesus Christ.
0:17:44 > 0:17:46Here y'are. Drop her off.
0:17:46 > 0:17:48- What's its name? - Bollocks.- I was only asking.
0:17:54 > 0:17:57If it isn't my old mate Joe.
0:17:57 > 0:17:59Looking good, Sal.
0:17:59 > 0:18:03- You're out.- And I can't tell you how good it feels.
0:18:03 > 0:18:05Can we go into the party, Dad?
0:18:05 > 0:18:08You go in with your nan, love.
0:18:08 > 0:18:10You've had another one, then.
0:18:10 > 0:18:12Two more. Little lad as well.
0:18:12 > 0:18:14- Must be happy.- They are, yeah.
0:18:14 > 0:18:15What you doing here?
0:18:15 > 0:18:19- Just checking out one of my little investments.- You own this place?
0:18:19 > 0:18:22I needed something to come out to
0:18:22 > 0:18:24and since you're celebrating,
0:18:24 > 0:18:28- I might as well make it a free bar all night.- There's no need.- Behave.
0:18:29 > 0:18:31We're not having a party at this club.
0:18:31 > 0:18:34- We've got no choice. - How can we with him hanging around?
0:18:34 > 0:18:36You don't even seem bothered.
0:18:36 > 0:18:38I just don't want to ruin Olivia's day.
0:18:44 > 0:18:47Mr Boot. We weren't expecting you.
0:18:47 > 0:18:50I bet you weren't.
0:18:50 > 0:18:52Oh! Thanks ever so much.
0:18:52 > 0:18:55- Isn't that lovely?- Who is that?
0:18:55 > 0:18:58- Davey Brooks.- The famous One Dig.
0:18:58 > 0:19:01Some people used to call him that before he got sent to prison.
0:19:01 > 0:19:03- You just steer clear.- Why?
0:19:03 > 0:19:06- Hiya, love.- Nan!
0:19:06 > 0:19:08We could have laid on a proper welcome for you.
0:19:08 > 0:19:10Never mind all that. I've come to check the books.
0:19:10 > 0:19:12Shouldn't you be celebrating?
0:19:12 > 0:19:13Now.
0:19:13 > 0:19:16- In my office.- In MY office.
0:19:22 > 0:19:27As usual, all the gossips were made up.
0:19:27 > 0:19:31Sally was going out with Davey until she binned him for Joe.
0:19:31 > 0:19:33One Dig and Joe owned a garage.
0:19:33 > 0:19:39But One Dig was always up to something, till he got caught out.
0:19:39 > 0:19:41A dodgy cut and shunt job.
0:19:41 > 0:19:44A whole family died in the crash.
0:19:45 > 0:19:48What do you know about this One Dig fella?
0:19:48 > 0:19:51Not much, but my mum and dad don't look too happy about him showing up.
0:19:51 > 0:19:53Mum and Dad don't look happy, end of.
0:20:02 > 0:20:05If you want to see 10 you'd better keep your slobber off me new danny.
0:20:05 > 0:20:08I was only looking, mate.
0:20:08 > 0:20:11It's the new four-wheel drive injection C, innit?
0:20:11 > 0:20:1424-valve engine. You floored it yet?
0:20:14 > 0:20:16I only got it this morning.
0:20:16 > 0:20:17152 mph.
0:20:17 > 0:20:20It's the ultimate four-wheel dream machine.
0:20:20 > 0:20:22Never mind all that. Just do one, you little toe rag.
0:20:22 > 0:20:24I think that belongs to me, Davey.
0:20:26 > 0:20:29Didn't know he was your lad, Joe.
0:20:29 > 0:20:31- Stay there.- It's brand-new.
0:20:31 > 0:20:36You know the score. I'll give him a go on it some time, if you want.
0:20:36 > 0:20:39- He's a pain in the arse over cars as it is.- Takes after you, then.
0:20:39 > 0:20:41It's just a job these days.
0:20:41 > 0:20:44I'd have thought you'd have your own set-up by now.
0:20:44 > 0:20:45No, I work from my house.
0:20:45 > 0:20:49I bet Sally's not happy with that, engine parts all over the place.
0:20:52 > 0:20:55What are you really doing here, Davey?
0:20:55 > 0:20:58Look, I don't hold any grudges.
0:20:58 > 0:21:00As far as I'm concerned you did what you had to.
0:21:00 > 0:21:03But if I'd lied for you, you could have got off for it.
0:21:04 > 0:21:06That's history now.
0:21:18 > 0:21:20Scotch and a pint of lager, please.
0:21:20 > 0:21:22It's a free bar.
0:21:22 > 0:21:24I'll pay for my own drinks.
0:21:24 > 0:21:26I'm not allowed to take any money, Mr Brooks said.
0:21:26 > 0:21:29Take it as a tip.
0:21:37 > 0:21:38Come and have a drink with me, girl.
0:21:41 > 0:21:43- Champagne, ladies?- Go on.
0:21:44 > 0:21:46And one for Georgina.
0:21:49 > 0:21:51I remember you two when you were in nappies.
0:21:51 > 0:21:54Our Paul still is.
0:21:54 > 0:21:57So what do you do with yourself?
0:21:57 > 0:22:00- I'm on a dance course.- Good for you.
0:22:00 > 0:22:02I just want to earn some cash.
0:22:02 > 0:22:05- Oh, yeah? Doing what?- Anything.
0:22:05 > 0:22:07I might have something for you, leave it with me.
0:22:07 > 0:22:10- Laughing.- No sweat.
0:22:24 > 0:22:26It's a free bar, you know, mate.
0:22:26 > 0:22:28- What?- It's a free bar, you know, mate.- I know, yeah.
0:22:31 > 0:22:33I can cover for you, if you want?
0:22:33 > 0:22:35No, I'd better not.
0:22:35 > 0:22:37It's no sweat.
0:22:37 > 0:22:39I'm like one of the family, anyway.
0:22:39 > 0:22:41No-one will mind.
0:22:42 > 0:22:44Do you know what you're doing?
0:22:44 > 0:22:46Do you know what you're doing?
0:22:46 > 0:22:49Oh, yeah.
0:22:49 > 0:22:50I'll just get a quick half.
0:23:00 > 0:23:04Over a barrier and just smack him.
0:23:04 > 0:23:07Hey, you. Ah, here he is. It's good to see you again, lad.
0:23:07 > 0:23:09You've put some beef on, haven't you?
0:23:09 > 0:23:13- No need to go on my account. - They've all for a message, Dot.
0:23:13 > 0:23:15Get us a pint of milk for the morning, lads.
0:23:15 > 0:23:19It's not that sort of message, Dot.
0:23:19 > 0:23:22I remember when you and my Joe used to go to the shops for me.
0:23:22 > 0:23:23Like two peas in a pod, you were.
0:23:27 > 0:23:29Happy days.
0:23:29 > 0:23:32You and Joe were always fighting over her, even back then.
0:23:32 > 0:23:35It's a long time ago now.
0:23:35 > 0:23:37Things change.
0:23:37 > 0:23:38Do they?
0:23:55 > 0:23:58- Any requests?- Yeah, sort of.
0:23:58 > 0:24:00My mum always listens to you, doesn't she?
0:24:00 > 0:24:02Suppose so.
0:24:02 > 0:24:05Can you have a word with her? Persuade her to let me go see Worm.
0:24:05 > 0:24:07It's Olivia's party.
0:24:07 > 0:24:12- Go on. For me.- Is he really worth all this chasing after?
0:24:12 > 0:24:15Yeah, he is.
0:24:15 > 0:24:18Does he, you know, feel the same about you?
0:24:18 > 0:24:23- I really thought you'd understand, Sean.- I do.- Then help me.
0:24:23 > 0:24:26Look, let's just say he asks you to go to Ibiza with him.
0:24:26 > 0:24:30What happens if things don't work out? You'd be stuck over there on your own.
0:24:30 > 0:24:31- Sean!- I'm just saying.
0:24:31 > 0:24:34Maybe he's not right for you.
0:24:59 > 0:25:01Got a cauldron on the go over there, have you?
0:25:01 > 0:25:04When shall we three meet again?
0:25:04 > 0:25:09- Do you have to?- Hasn't anyone got a sense of humour anymore?
0:25:09 > 0:25:12I wouldn't be laughing if I was her.
0:25:12 > 0:25:15You've gone out of your way to wind her up today.
0:25:15 > 0:25:17Oh, eh, man.
0:25:17 > 0:25:20I know you don't mean any of it but all you do is upset her.
0:25:20 > 0:25:25You've got to start using more of this and less of that otherwise you're going to lose her.
0:25:25 > 0:25:28I've tried losing her loads of times. She always finds her way back.
0:25:28 > 0:25:32You can hide behind your lousy jokes all you like but I know what's going on inside.
0:25:32 > 0:25:37- You're making me thirsty. - And getting drunk won't help, either.
0:25:42 > 0:25:44I can't believe Magic won't have a word for you.
0:25:44 > 0:25:46I'll talk to her myself.
0:25:46 > 0:25:48- Why wouldn't he?- Just forget it.
0:25:50 > 0:25:52No, he doesn't, he's just a mate.
0:25:52 > 0:25:54- Who? What?- Nothing.
0:25:56 > 0:25:58You've always hated Worm.
0:25:58 > 0:26:00You always blank him.
0:26:00 > 0:26:03You're just pure jealous. You are!
0:26:03 > 0:26:06I've seen the way you look down your nose at him.
0:26:06 > 0:26:11Are you calling me a liar? What are you looking at?
0:26:11 > 0:26:12You. You're talking to yourself.
0:26:12 > 0:26:15- Mind your own business. - Argh! What are
0:26:15 > 0:26:18you doing? Look what you've done to my clothes, you stupid bitch.
0:26:18 > 0:26:20- What am I supposed to do now? - Hey, hey.
0:26:20 > 0:26:22She's off her head.
0:26:22 > 0:26:24That was your fault.
0:26:24 > 0:26:27- It was!- They're always like this.
0:26:27 > 0:26:30You made a proper show of us there.
0:26:30 > 0:26:34OK, folks. Now, before the buffet opens,
0:26:34 > 0:26:39a certain somebody would like to say a few words.
0:26:39 > 0:26:43Little Olivia's proud father, Joe Potts.
0:26:50 > 0:26:53Thank you all for coming.
0:26:53 > 0:26:58I think you'll all agree that my little girl looks amazing.
0:27:00 > 0:27:04How about a big round of applause for that amazing dress?
0:27:09 > 0:27:12All right, you can cut the flash. Them batteries aren't cheap.
0:27:12 > 0:27:17It's great to see all the old faces here tonight.
0:27:17 > 0:27:21Even some of our distant relations have put an appearance in.
0:27:21 > 0:27:25Don't see them for years and suddenly all the vol-au-vents are gone.
0:27:25 > 0:27:27Hey, you know who you are.
0:27:27 > 0:27:33I never forget a face. Though in Sally's case, I've tried and tried.
0:27:33 > 0:27:37Hey, I bought her a lovely chair for Christmas.
0:27:37 > 0:27:40The miserable cow still hasn't plugged it in.
0:27:42 > 0:27:44Oh, no, seriously, though.
0:27:44 > 0:27:47Me and Sally, we'd been happy for years.
0:27:47 > 0:27:50Until we met.
0:27:54 > 0:27:56Sally, we're all pulling your leg.
0:27:56 > 0:27:59You know I love you to bits.
0:27:59 > 0:28:01Though in bits would be better.
0:28:05 > 0:28:07Have a great night.
0:28:25 > 0:28:27- Funny, eh?- Do you have to?
0:28:27 > 0:28:32- Oh, lighten up, you miserable cow. - I'm only miserable because of you.
0:28:32 > 0:28:33Poor old Sally.
0:28:33 > 0:28:35I can't take it anymore.
0:28:35 > 0:28:39Go through with the rest of the night for Olivia's sake.
0:28:39 > 0:28:41After that, it's over.
0:28:41 > 0:28:45- Promises, promises.- I mean it.
0:28:45 > 0:28:47This time I want you out, Joe.
0:28:47 > 0:28:51- If you want to leave, then fine. - I'll take the kids to our Rita's.
0:28:51 > 0:28:53Who said you're taking my kids, anyway?
0:28:53 > 0:28:56The kids'll want to be with me.
0:28:58 > 0:29:00You'll still have your precious Bollocks to keep you company.
0:29:16 > 0:29:19SOBS
0:29:21 > 0:29:23How's it going, Joe?
0:29:26 > 0:29:29Thought you'd quit.
0:29:29 > 0:29:31So did I.
0:29:33 > 0:29:35My da' gave up for a year,
0:29:35 > 0:29:39but he started smoking again the day after my ma's funeral.
0:29:39 > 0:29:41I just came home one day.
0:29:41 > 0:29:47He's sat on the couch, smoking ciggie after ciggie, knocking them down with a bottle of Scotch.
0:29:50 > 0:29:52Can I have a Coke, please, mate?
0:29:52 > 0:29:54How is your da' these days?
0:29:54 > 0:29:58Same as always really. Bladdered.
0:29:58 > 0:30:00Sorry, lad, I didn't...
0:30:00 > 0:30:03Don't worry about it.
0:30:03 > 0:30:06He's happier now. He's at our now, his mates at Tanya's.
0:30:10 > 0:30:12He couldn't drink when she was alive.
0:30:12 > 0:30:15That's all he ever does.
0:30:15 > 0:30:18He must really miss her.
0:30:18 > 0:30:20More than he realises.
0:30:35 > 0:30:38Oh, God, doesn't she look gorgeous?
0:30:38 > 0:30:42Image of your mother when she was little. Here y'are, precious.
0:30:42 > 0:30:44Go and get yourself some sweeties.
0:30:48 > 0:30:51- You get some as well.- Ta.
0:30:51 > 0:30:54- How much?- Nearly 30 each.
0:30:54 > 0:30:56Come on, are we done yet?
0:30:56 > 0:31:00- It's legalised mugging.- Auntie Lynn.
0:31:00 > 0:31:03You should be up enjoying yourself. Come and dance with your old nan.
0:31:03 > 0:31:06That's it, time to go.
0:31:06 > 0:31:10You and me, girl. Let's show them.
0:31:10 > 0:31:13Hang on, I'll take my shoes off.
0:31:13 > 0:31:15They're killing me.
0:31:31 > 0:31:34You can't get off.
0:31:34 > 0:31:38- Your mum will flip.- Then try and get her to see how important this is.
0:31:38 > 0:31:41It's not worth it.
0:31:41 > 0:31:43What do you know?
0:31:43 > 0:31:44Look, he's going to Ibiza tonight.
0:31:44 > 0:31:48That's why he left is so late to tell you because he's taking the piss.
0:31:48 > 0:31:51- See you later. - Look, I'm sorry, I just
0:31:51 > 0:31:53think you deserve better. That's all.
0:31:53 > 0:31:56- Yeah, right, whatever. - You don't need him.
0:31:56 > 0:31:59- There's loads of good lads out there for you.- Like who?
0:32:02 > 0:32:04Well, me.
0:32:04 > 0:32:07As if!
0:32:07 > 0:32:10He's proper messing, isn't he?
0:32:10 > 0:32:12Yeah, shut up, Kelly.
0:32:12 > 0:32:15No way. Magic's on your case.
0:32:15 > 0:32:16Let's head off before...
0:32:16 > 0:32:18- Where do you think you're going? - Nowhere.
0:32:18 > 0:32:19You can forget about going to see that lad.
0:32:19 > 0:32:22I want you to take the kids home. They're making right nuisances of themselves.
0:32:22 > 0:32:24- Paul can take them.- I'm asking you.
0:32:24 > 0:32:28You can go to your club when I get back. I just want to thank everyone.
0:32:28 > 0:32:29But it will be too late by then.
0:32:29 > 0:32:32I'm not arguing with you. I'm telling you.
0:32:32 > 0:32:36- Mum!- Home, now, or you won't be going to the club at all.
0:32:48 > 0:32:51Skinning up?
0:32:51 > 0:32:53- It's doing my head in down there. - Tell me about it.
0:32:53 > 0:32:56Seen my dad's stand-up routine?
0:32:58 > 0:33:01Think I've got to live with that every day.
0:33:01 > 0:33:03Seeing as you're taking a percentage of what's mine,
0:33:03 > 0:33:06I'm going to take a percentage of what's yours.
0:33:09 > 0:33:12If one of my employees is a bit light-fingered,
0:33:12 > 0:33:15he's going to end up a few fingers light.
0:33:21 > 0:33:22Jesus.
0:33:22 > 0:33:25Wouldn't want to get on the wrong side of him.
0:33:25 > 0:33:27At least he's made something of himself.
0:33:27 > 0:33:29I wish my old fella could be more like that.
0:33:29 > 0:33:31You're messing, aren't you?
0:33:31 > 0:33:34Making a fella pay for robbing off him.
0:33:34 > 0:33:37Look, at least One Dig's respected around here, unlike soft shite in there.
0:33:37 > 0:33:39Everyone thinks he's a beaut.
0:33:49 > 0:33:53I'm not getting undressed in front of you, you perv.
0:33:53 > 0:33:56- Go to bed!- Karl, do as you're told or I'll tell my dad.
0:33:56 > 0:33:59Do as you're told or I'll tell my dad.
0:34:02 > 0:34:03Turn that off.
0:34:04 > 0:34:07Argh!
0:34:29 > 0:34:32Paula? What happened?
0:34:32 > 0:34:34Shall I call an ambulance?
0:34:34 > 0:34:37I'm all right.
0:34:37 > 0:34:40There's no way.
0:34:40 > 0:34:42What?
0:34:42 > 0:34:44Can't be.
0:34:44 > 0:34:46Pregnant?
0:34:46 > 0:34:50- That's what she said. - How does she know?
0:34:50 > 0:34:52She just does.
0:34:52 > 0:34:54What's Worm going to say?
0:34:55 > 0:34:57I don't know.
0:34:57 > 0:34:59You'd better tell him, and quick.
0:35:05 > 0:35:08I'd earn enough working for One Dig.
0:35:08 > 0:35:10I could get my own flat.
0:35:10 > 0:35:12What, so you're going to be a gangster now, are you?
0:35:12 > 0:35:16No. I'd just do enough to get out of our house.
0:35:16 > 0:35:19No wonder we're all off it with a ma and da like them two.
0:35:19 > 0:35:23Look at our Paula. She can't be herself, so she invented Georgina.
0:35:23 > 0:35:26So what? She's doing no harm, is she?
0:35:26 > 0:35:30But it's mad, though, the whole thing is. The sooner they're out of my face, the better.
0:35:30 > 0:35:33Just shut the fuck up, will you?
0:35:33 > 0:35:37You've got everything. A mum and dad that love you, that care about you.
0:35:37 > 0:35:40You don't know how lucky you are.
0:35:40 > 0:35:44I was 14 and my mum died.
0:35:44 > 0:35:4614, man!
0:35:46 > 0:35:50My dad took the easy way out and left me to deal with all the shit.
0:35:50 > 0:35:52I had to look after myself.
0:35:52 > 0:35:54Who was it that threw me a lifeline, eh?
0:35:54 > 0:35:58Those knobheads down there that you're slagging off.
0:35:58 > 0:36:02The family that you hate so much are my family, too.
0:36:04 > 0:36:06The nearest thing I've got to one.
0:36:09 > 0:36:11I seen your mum this morning.
0:36:13 > 0:36:15She's still upset.
0:36:15 > 0:36:18I've never seen her like that before.
0:36:18 > 0:36:20Her and your dad are on the verge of splitting up.
0:36:20 > 0:36:22You're not even bothered.
0:36:22 > 0:36:25All you care about is yourself.
0:36:40 > 0:36:43Shh. Down, down.
0:36:49 > 0:36:52Good boy. Shh, there's a good boy.
0:36:52 > 0:36:54Good boy.
0:37:00 > 0:37:01Go back to sleep.
0:37:01 > 0:37:06- I can't. I'm hungry.- Get back to bed and I'll bring you something.
0:37:06 > 0:37:08Can I have some golden nuggets?
0:37:08 > 0:37:10Only if you get back to bed.
0:37:10 > 0:37:13- Where are you going?- Nowhere.
0:37:13 > 0:37:16- I'm coming with you.- You can't.
0:37:16 > 0:37:18I'll tell our Paula.
0:37:18 > 0:37:20All right, but be quiet.
0:37:20 > 0:37:23- Golden nuggets.- Olivia!
0:37:23 > 0:37:27Paul, I need you to come back to ours and look after the kids.
0:37:27 > 0:37:30- It's an emergency.- All right, well can you ask him to hurry up?
0:37:30 > 0:37:32Ta.
0:37:32 > 0:37:33Taxi's on its way.
0:37:36 > 0:37:41- Are you sure you should be drinking? - No, you boob, it's to put my sample in.
0:37:41 > 0:37:47We'll have to go to an all-night chemist on the way to pick up pregnancy test and things.
0:37:47 > 0:37:49I just want to be certain.
0:37:49 > 0:37:53So you're going to carry a bottle of wee in the cab? I'm sitting in the front.
0:37:53 > 0:37:55- Hold that.- Eee! No!
0:37:55 > 0:37:58- I haven't even done anything in it yet.- I know, but you're going to.
0:38:00 > 0:38:04- What do you think of Worm? What will he if you are?- He wouldn't.
0:38:04 > 0:38:06He's not like that.
0:38:06 > 0:38:11He'd cancel Ibiza if I really wanted him to. But I don't.
0:38:11 > 0:38:13He might think it's good news. He might even want a baby.
0:38:13 > 0:38:18I think some fellas look dead cute with the babies hanging around in those carrying things.
0:38:20 > 0:38:23He'll love our baby.
0:38:23 > 0:38:27- Tell her to shut up. - Shut it, Georgina. What did she say?
0:38:27 > 0:38:29She's slagging Worm off.
0:38:29 > 0:38:32You are just jealous.
0:38:36 > 0:38:38Have you done it yet? The car will be here soon.
0:38:38 > 0:38:40I can't.
0:38:40 > 0:38:43Turn a tap on, that might help.
0:38:44 > 0:38:48My mum will kill me if she finds out I've left the kids on their own.
0:38:48 > 0:38:50I'd be more worried about her finding out
0:38:50 > 0:38:52- you're pregnant, if I were you. - Oh, thanks.
0:39:23 > 0:39:25WATER RUNNING
0:39:30 > 0:39:32Eee!
0:39:32 > 0:39:34Maybe you should stay here.
0:39:34 > 0:39:37There's no way I'm letting you deal with this on your own.
0:39:37 > 0:39:42I mean, you and Georgina, your Paula will be there any minute, and besides, the kids are well away.
0:39:57 > 0:40:01Evening, ladies. Where to tonight?
0:40:01 > 0:40:05No, wait, don't tell me, I'm seeing a nightclub.
0:40:05 > 0:40:07Something passionate.
0:40:09 > 0:40:11- Kiss.- Charlie, you take us there all the time.
0:40:11 > 0:40:15Yes, but how was I to know you were going there tonight?
0:40:15 > 0:40:19- We need to stop off at the all-night chemist on the way as quick as possible, please.- Don't worry.
0:40:19 > 0:40:24As quick as possible is something I can definitely do.
0:40:24 > 0:40:29Eh, eh, eh, you better not be drinking that in my cab, you'll get it all over the seats.
0:40:29 > 0:40:31Don't worry, we won't.
0:40:31 > 0:40:36Glad to hear it, cos because people take the piss when they're in my cab sometimes.
0:40:46 > 0:40:48Are you going back to the party?
0:40:48 > 0:40:50No. I'm going for a drive.
0:40:50 > 0:40:53- In that new car?- Oh yeah.
0:40:53 > 0:40:56Do I look like a proper fairy princess?
0:40:56 > 0:40:58Just eat your nuggets.
0:41:04 > 0:41:06Ready?
0:41:09 > 0:41:12So how much did it is set you back, then?
0:41:12 > 0:41:14A good few collection pieces worth, Father.
0:41:14 > 0:41:17It's the ultimate four-wheel dream machine.
0:41:17 > 0:41:19I must've left the keys in the office.
0:41:19 > 0:41:22You've got to take me for a spin in it.
0:41:22 > 0:41:24I won't be a minute, Father.
0:41:24 > 0:41:26Don't forget like, the good shepherd appeal.
0:41:26 > 0:41:29Don't do that.
0:41:29 > 0:41:32I'm used to clearing up after these people.
0:41:32 > 0:41:35- Get one of the girls to do it. - I don't mind, honestly.
0:41:35 > 0:41:41- Oh way then.- Leave them. - No, I don't mind.
0:41:47 > 0:41:53The more right turns you make, the more likely your journey will end unhappily.
0:41:53 > 0:41:54Get lost, Chill.
0:41:54 > 0:41:59Hey, I'm telling you, all these right turns, I'm sensing that you haven't had the best of days.
0:41:59 > 0:42:04Chill, we're not in the mood for your stupid predictions. They're always wrong anyway.
0:42:04 > 0:42:10Hey, hey, I had this girl with me this morning right and I said to her, I can see money coming her way.
0:42:10 > 0:42:12She looked shocked.
0:42:12 > 0:42:15She was only going down the post office to buy a scratchcard.
0:42:15 > 0:42:17I was spot on.
0:42:17 > 0:42:18What, she won?
0:42:18 > 0:42:21No, but she picked up her pension while she was there.
0:42:21 > 0:42:24Come on, Chill. You said as quick as possible.
0:42:24 > 0:42:29Don't worry. Quick as possible is something I can definitely do.
0:42:30 > 0:42:33A dwarf's arse. Ha!
0:42:33 > 0:42:35Some things never change.
0:42:36 > 0:42:38He's certainly enjoying himself.
0:42:38 > 0:42:40He always does.
0:42:41 > 0:42:43What about you?
0:42:43 > 0:42:47Look, I'd better go and talk to people. Thanks for your help.
0:42:49 > 0:42:51A dwarf's arse!
0:42:53 > 0:42:56Mirrors. Check.
0:42:56 > 0:43:00Fuel, oil, water? Check.
0:43:00 > 0:43:03- Seatbelt? - Princesses don't wear seatbelts.
0:43:03 > 0:43:05They do when I'm driving.
0:43:05 > 0:43:09And don't drop any cereal on them seats.
0:43:09 > 0:43:11- All set?- Isn't this naughty?
0:43:11 > 0:43:16We're just borrowing it to check out its performance.
0:43:16 > 0:43:19Let's see if this beast lives up to its hype.
0:44:00 > 0:44:02Wait.
0:44:02 > 0:44:04- I'm getting a vision. - Not now, Chill.
0:44:04 > 0:44:08- No, no, this is a strong one. - We're in a rush.
0:44:08 > 0:44:11I'm seeing true love.
0:44:11 > 0:44:14And a stairway, no,
0:44:14 > 0:44:18steps leading to a plane.
0:44:18 > 0:44:19Is someone getting on a plane?
0:44:19 > 0:44:22Who is it? Where are they going?
0:44:22 > 0:44:24Is it Ibiza?
0:44:27 > 0:44:30No, no, the vibe's gone.
0:44:30 > 0:44:32You can't just leave me like that.
0:44:32 > 0:44:36What can I do? It's a mystical gift, it's not help line.
0:44:38 > 0:44:39You don't think...
0:44:39 > 0:44:41No.
0:45:09 > 0:45:10You OK?
0:45:10 > 0:45:13Yes. Sound.
0:45:13 > 0:45:14Look, about before...
0:45:14 > 0:45:17My dad used to always bring me here.
0:45:17 > 0:45:19To meet Mum from work.
0:45:19 > 0:45:23She used to always get me chicken soup from the machine, the terminal.
0:45:24 > 0:45:27Now every time I smell chicken soup, it reminds me of her.
0:45:30 > 0:45:33I don't suppose you can reminisce on the good times, can you?
0:45:33 > 0:45:36You and your shit childhood.
0:45:36 > 0:45:39- Look, I'm dead sorry. - It's not just about before, Paul.
0:45:39 > 0:45:41You're always doing it.
0:45:41 > 0:45:43I mean, I'm your best mate, but it even starts to do my head in.
0:45:43 > 0:45:48I know, I can't help it , it's just seeing my dad wasting his time
0:45:48 > 0:45:51in a camper van in the back garden and me ma always having a go at him.
0:45:51 > 0:45:54It makes me think, is that all life's got to offer me?
0:45:54 > 0:45:56What about your art and all that?
0:45:56 > 0:45:59An artist in Garston?
0:45:59 > 0:46:02If you keep thinking like that, you're going to get nowhere, aren't you?
0:46:02 > 0:46:04You could ask for other people's help.
0:46:04 > 0:46:07Like good old Joe and Sal?
0:46:07 > 0:46:08Well, yeah. Why not?
0:46:08 > 0:46:10They got all the shit at the moment.
0:46:10 > 0:46:13- They always have. - It's serious this time.
0:46:14 > 0:46:16I don't want them to split up.
0:46:20 > 0:46:22Yes, yes. Here we go, here we go.
0:46:22 > 0:46:24Here we go!
0:46:40 > 0:46:43Right, here goes.
0:46:43 > 0:46:45Stand in front of me, I don't want anyone to see.
0:46:49 > 0:46:50Sure you know what to do?
0:46:50 > 0:46:52Well, I haven't got time to fart about, I'll just have
0:46:52 > 0:46:56- to stick the thingy in the bottle. - Is this supposed to be fresh wee?
0:46:56 > 0:46:58It's still warm. What did you want, steam?
0:46:58 > 0:47:01- Watch me shoes! - How long have I got to wait?
0:47:04 > 0:47:06One minute.
0:47:07 > 0:47:10Can I put this away now?
0:47:10 > 0:47:12No, I might need to do another test.
0:47:12 > 0:47:14I just want to be sure.
0:47:18 > 0:47:20Blue's positive, pink's negative.
0:47:20 > 0:47:24Blue for a boy, pink for a girl. What do you want?
0:47:24 > 0:47:25Kelly?!
0:47:27 > 0:47:29I suppose a little boy would be nice.
0:47:31 > 0:47:33I'm not saying I want a kid.
0:47:34 > 0:47:36Come on.
0:47:51 > 0:47:54I'll end up all fat and full of stretchies.
0:47:54 > 0:47:55No, you won't.
0:47:55 > 0:47:58No more nights in The Kiss for me.
0:47:58 > 0:48:01I'll have to stay in all the time.
0:48:01 > 0:48:03How can I study dance with a bump?
0:48:03 > 0:48:05Pregnancy-testing kit?
0:48:05 > 0:48:08You shouldn't have wasted your money, I could've told you.
0:48:08 > 0:48:11Shut up, Chill.
0:48:11 > 0:48:13It's changing colour.
0:48:13 > 0:48:15Oh, God.
0:48:23 > 0:48:25Satisfied now?
0:48:30 > 0:48:32There's that weirdo, Paula Potts.
0:48:32 > 0:48:33She talks to herself.
0:49:23 > 0:49:25Did you see that?
0:49:26 > 0:49:29What?
0:49:29 > 0:49:32Like a flying angel.
0:49:35 > 0:49:37Honest.
0:49:37 > 0:49:40Yeah, all right.
0:49:41 > 0:49:43Who did you get that merch off?
0:49:43 > 0:49:45Tomo.
0:49:45 > 0:49:48We've got to keep well in with him, then.
0:49:48 > 0:49:52Let's get back to ours, I fancy a bowl of curries.
0:49:52 > 0:49:54Sound.
0:49:54 > 0:49:55Have you got any peanut butter?
0:49:55 > 0:49:58No.
0:49:58 > 0:50:00Got some chicken soup, though.
0:50:03 > 0:50:05Ah!
0:50:14 > 0:50:16Move on the side, kids.
0:50:18 > 0:50:22I told you, we should've dumped the Escort, you can't even get it too bloody start.
0:50:22 > 0:50:25Got no chance anyway, we can't take a pull in this shit bin.
0:50:25 > 0:50:28Stop flapping, will you? We'll be lucky if we can get away from these lights.
0:50:28 > 0:50:32Listen, we'll just have to get another on five-finger discount.
0:50:32 > 0:50:33Cop a load of this.
0:50:33 > 0:50:36- That's what we need. - They've never robbed that.
0:50:36 > 0:50:39He must of, look, he's only a bloody baby. Hey, mate!
0:50:41 > 0:50:43That your motor?
0:50:43 > 0:50:45- What's it to you?- Did you nick it?
0:50:45 > 0:50:47I'm no scumbag joyrider.
0:50:47 > 0:50:51Anyway, only dickheads rob cars.
0:50:51 > 0:50:54And mind that.
0:50:54 > 0:50:56Come on, come on!
0:50:56 > 0:50:59Come on, come on. Come on, we need that motor.
0:50:59 > 0:51:02Just put your foot down, go faster.
0:51:02 > 0:51:04I've tried it. It can't go faster.
0:51:04 > 0:51:06What are you doing?
0:51:06 > 0:51:08Banging that won't make it go faster. Move the car, mate.
0:51:08 > 0:51:12Who's farted? Who's farted?
0:51:25 > 0:51:29- Do I look all right?- You look gorgeous, babe, don't worry.
0:51:29 > 0:51:31Don't worry? What if he...
0:51:31 > 0:51:33There's no time to worry.
0:51:33 > 0:51:35Want me to come in with you?
0:51:35 > 0:51:38No. I need to do this alone.
0:51:38 > 0:51:40That means you, too.
0:51:49 > 0:51:52# Never, ever be alone
0:51:56 > 0:51:57# Never, ever be alone... #
0:52:16 > 0:52:19Big deal! You were right, what do you want, a medal?
0:52:19 > 0:52:23You're so sarcastic. You can be such a bitch sometimes,
0:52:23 > 0:52:26Georgina. You call yourself a mate?
0:52:26 > 0:52:29- I hate you.- Let's just do it.
0:52:38 > 0:52:42Go on. Tell me how stupid I've been.
0:52:42 > 0:52:44I am.
0:52:44 > 0:52:49Stupid and pathetic for thinking someone like Worm would want
0:52:49 > 0:52:52to be with a divvy like me. I don't want your pity.
0:52:52 > 0:52:55I don't want anything from you.
0:52:55 > 0:52:58- Go on, get out.- What are you doing?
0:53:01 > 0:53:03OK, love.
0:53:17 > 0:53:20I tell you what, he's fast for a little prick, isn't he?
0:53:20 > 0:53:23What was he saying about you? He's slowing down!
0:53:40 > 0:53:44Get out off the road, it's an emergency.
0:53:49 > 0:53:52Me and him and the kids. Just...
0:53:52 > 0:53:53I didn't order that.
0:53:56 > 0:53:57I did.
0:54:01 > 0:54:04I don't really drink champagne, you know?
0:54:04 > 0:54:05Well, you should.
0:54:05 > 0:54:07Only the best.
0:54:07 > 0:54:11I haven't seen you talking to Joe yet, is everything OK?
0:54:11 > 0:54:15Yes, it's just a lot of people to get round.
0:54:15 > 0:54:19You shouldn't have to be laying on all these free drinks, it is going to cost you a fortune.
0:54:19 > 0:54:20I can afford it.
0:54:20 > 0:54:25Besides, spending it on you is money well spent.
0:54:26 > 0:54:30To the future.
0:54:37 > 0:54:40For God's sakes, don't give me no shit. Just go!
0:54:54 > 0:54:57See, told you they'd be all right. You worry too much.
0:54:57 > 0:54:59His breathing sounds a bit funny.
0:54:59 > 0:55:00Maybe he's having a dream.
0:55:02 > 0:55:05About driving some fast car.
0:55:05 > 0:55:09I know he's a pain but he can be all right, really, I suppose.
0:55:09 > 0:55:12Good night, mate.
0:55:12 > 0:55:14Urgh! Bollocks!
0:55:14 > 0:55:18See if he's with Olivia.
0:55:18 > 0:55:21Oh, Karl, this isn't funny. Come on, where are you?
0:55:21 > 0:55:24Olivia isn't in her bed, either.
0:55:32 > 0:55:36Second gear - are you fucking stupid?
0:55:36 > 0:55:38All right, all right, I haven't passed me test yet, knobhead.
0:55:38 > 0:55:40Hey, Nigel Mansell, drive car.
0:55:45 > 0:55:47They must have gone back to the party.
0:55:47 > 0:55:50If they had, my mum would be straight back round to kill me.
0:55:50 > 0:55:53They might not have arrived yet. Maybe we'd better go now.
0:55:53 > 0:55:56We turn up and they aren't there, that'll make things even worse.
0:56:02 > 0:56:04All right?
0:56:07 > 0:56:09- What's up?- Everything.
0:56:09 > 0:56:11Is your Karl and Olivia. We were only gone for a bit.
0:56:11 > 0:56:14- They must have sneaked out. - What, you left them on their own?
0:56:14 > 0:56:19I left loads of messages on your phone telling you to come back and mind them. Why didn't you turn it on?
0:56:19 > 0:56:22Don't start blaming me.
0:56:22 > 0:56:24They'll be all right. They can't have gone far.
0:56:24 > 0:56:28- I saw that goblin thing in the car before.- What are you on?
0:56:28 > 0:56:30Almost like a little angel.
0:56:30 > 0:56:32Olivia?
0:56:32 > 0:56:35Could have been.
0:56:35 > 0:56:37What would she be doing in a car?
0:56:37 > 0:56:40- Karl.- It was like a big, black four-wheel drive.
0:56:40 > 0:56:45- Looked brand-new.- Oh, my God.
0:56:45 > 0:56:48# If you really need me Just reach out and touch me
0:56:48 > 0:56:51# Come on, sugar, let me know... #
0:56:53 > 0:56:57I pushed you over the wall, and who's the one who ended up getting bitten?
0:56:57 > 0:56:59You shouldn't even have been there in the first place.
0:56:59 > 0:57:03- That was all your idea.- I've still got the teeth marks in me arse.
0:57:06 > 0:57:11When I was in jail it was only the memories that kept me going.
0:57:11 > 0:57:13- Where did it all go wrong, eh? - Speak for yourself.
0:57:13 > 0:57:15You're not telling me that you're happy.
0:57:17 > 0:57:20- Yeah.- I've known the you too long.
0:57:20 > 0:57:22We were good together, Sal.
0:57:25 > 0:57:26Well, things change.
0:57:31 > 0:57:34- Can't we go somewhere quieter? - Can you give us a hand, love?
0:57:34 > 0:57:39It's a bit hard to manoeuvre in those toilets. Somebody could have an accident.
0:57:59 > 0:58:01Let's lose them in here.
0:58:01 > 0:58:05Where's he going? Turn right, turn right!
0:58:05 > 0:58:08We've got him now!
0:58:18 > 0:58:21- We've lost him. - No, you fucking lost him!
0:58:22 > 0:58:25Where the fuck's he gone now?
0:58:25 > 0:58:28It's a four-wheel drive, you can't miss it.
0:58:28 > 0:58:30Give us a ring if you see anything.
0:58:30 > 0:58:33I should have checked on them properly.
0:58:33 > 0:58:36I know what they're like.
0:58:36 > 0:58:39- Stop blaming yourself. - It's my fault.
0:58:39 > 0:58:42If I hadn't been running around after Worm,
0:58:42 > 0:58:45- Karl and Olivia would be safe in bed.- What happened at the club?
0:58:47 > 0:58:49I saw him with some girl.
0:58:49 > 0:58:51They were all over each other.
0:58:55 > 0:58:57Maybe it's for the best.
0:58:57 > 0:59:00How can it be? I love him.
0:59:00 > 0:59:03You'll get over him. I know you will.
0:59:06 > 0:59:09- Who'd want me? - Especially with Worm's baby!
0:59:15 > 0:59:17You what?
0:59:19 > 0:59:20Does he know?
0:59:20 > 0:59:24Well, then, you've got to tell him.
0:59:25 > 0:59:27What's the use?
0:59:27 > 0:59:28Georgina was right.
0:59:28 > 0:59:30He isn't interested.
0:59:30 > 0:59:32He never was.
0:59:32 > 0:59:34But you can't just let him go without telling him.
0:59:34 > 0:59:39It's too late. He'll be getting ready to leave for Ibiza.
0:59:39 > 0:59:41All right, nice one, fella.
0:59:41 > 0:59:44No-one's seen him. The word's out, anyway.
0:59:44 > 0:59:47Going to have to start looking ourselves, you know.
0:59:47 > 0:59:49- Let me know if you hear anything. - Where are you going?
0:59:49 > 0:59:53I'm going to go back to the airport, check there. Don't worry,
0:59:53 > 0:59:55everything is going to be fine.
0:59:58 > 1:00:00You stay here in case they come back, OK?
1:00:01 > 1:00:04Can you keep an eye out for Georgina?
1:00:04 > 1:00:08- We had a row before.- OK.
1:00:09 > 1:00:12Paul. Thanks.
1:00:20 > 1:00:24- Disappeared.- He hasn't disappeared, mate. He's not Magic, is he?
1:00:24 > 1:00:26Can't see him.
1:00:26 > 1:00:28I can't bloody see him.
1:00:28 > 1:00:31The fuck?
1:00:33 > 1:00:35Look, look, look.
1:00:35 > 1:00:40There he is, there. Go! Go! Go!
1:00:44 > 1:00:46Hold on tight, kids.
1:00:49 > 1:00:53He doesn't mean it, you know, the way he talks, the way he behaves.
1:00:53 > 1:00:55He just likes to show off a bit.
1:00:55 > 1:00:58- His dad was exactly the same. - How did you put up with it?
1:00:58 > 1:01:02You just do. After all, that's part of what attracted me to him in the first place.
1:01:02 > 1:01:06It's all right when you're 16, but after 20-odd years, Dot, it wears a bit thin.
1:01:06 > 1:01:11- You should never stop laughing together.- We have.
1:01:15 > 1:01:22OK, folks, it's about time we heard from the mush who's been laying on the ale all night.
1:01:22 > 1:01:29Let's give a big hand, ladies and gentlemen, for good old Davey Brooks!
1:01:29 > 1:01:33APPLAUSE
1:01:39 > 1:01:43I think you'll all agree it's been a sound day,
1:01:43 > 1:01:47and glad to see all the old faces again, and a few new ones as well.
1:01:47 > 1:01:49Give us a song, Davey!
1:01:49 > 1:01:53You're joking, aren't you? If I start singing, I'll empty this gaff.
1:01:53 > 1:01:57Then again, drive all you away from a free bar?
1:01:57 > 1:02:01Anyway, yous have been warned.
1:02:01 > 1:02:03Here goes.
1:02:03 > 1:02:05That's the one.
1:02:09 > 1:02:12# There goes my first love
1:02:12 > 1:02:15# With the guy I used to call my friend
1:02:15 > 1:02:20# There goes love I thought would never end
1:02:20 > 1:02:23# And I can't forget her
1:02:23 > 1:02:26# My heart is breaking
1:02:26 > 1:02:29# When I see her holding hands with him
1:02:29 > 1:02:33# Can't help thinking of what might have been
1:02:33 > 1:02:37# She's still my first love
1:02:37 > 1:02:41# My first love is still around
1:02:41 > 1:02:45# She never left this part of town
1:02:45 > 1:02:50# Now I see most every day But she won't look my way... #
1:02:50 > 1:02:53I'm just going to use the phone and make sure the kids are all right.
1:02:57 > 1:03:00# There goes love I thought would never end
1:03:00 > 1:03:04# And I can't forget her... #
1:03:04 > 1:03:06PHONE RINGS
1:03:06 > 1:03:09Hello?
1:03:09 > 1:03:14Oh, hiya, Mum. No, everything's fine.
1:03:14 > 1:03:17Yeah, fine. Both asleep.
1:03:18 > 1:03:21What time do you think you'll be in?
1:03:21 > 1:03:25There's no need to rush. I'm not going out any more.
1:03:25 > 1:03:28You just enjoy your night.
1:03:28 > 1:03:31Honestly, everything's fine.
1:03:31 > 1:03:33See you later.
1:03:33 > 1:03:36Do you think she realised something's up?
1:03:36 > 1:03:39- Wait until I get my hands on our Karl.- Don't say that!
1:03:40 > 1:03:43I hope Georgina's all right.
1:03:43 > 1:03:44I shouldn't have left her like that.
1:03:44 > 1:03:48She can look after herself.
1:03:48 > 1:03:49I can't just sit here and wait.
1:03:49 > 1:03:52What if One Dig goes looking for his car?
1:03:52 > 1:03:55What if he catches up with them? Call Chill.
1:03:55 > 1:03:57He won't be able to tell us where they are.
1:03:57 > 1:03:59Yeah, but at least then we can be looking for them, too.
1:03:59 > 1:04:02- But what if they come back? - Great, then they'll be safe.
1:04:02 > 1:04:05But I won't be if my mum and dad get back and they're not here.
1:04:17 > 1:04:19Had a bit of an accident?
1:04:20 > 1:04:22It's them taps. They need looking at.
1:04:22 > 1:04:27It's your head that needs looking at, treating Sally like shit. She deserves better.
1:04:27 > 1:04:29Someone like you?
1:04:31 > 1:04:35- Unless you want to get nicked again. - You brought all that on yourself.
1:04:37 > 1:04:38You were me best mate!
1:04:38 > 1:04:41You could have got me off with it, you could have given me an alibi!
1:04:41 > 1:04:44- I've had to live with it all these years!- You!
1:04:45 > 1:04:48You're nothing but a joke.
1:04:56 > 1:04:59I really need to talk to you. Alone.
1:04:59 > 1:05:01I'm sorry, I can't.
1:05:01 > 1:05:04Please. In my office. No-one will disturb us.
1:05:14 > 1:05:16Worm!
1:05:16 > 1:05:18Sorry, mate, I'm late for me flight.
1:05:18 > 1:05:20Crowds of kids wouldn't let me go.
1:05:20 > 1:05:22No, I'm not a fan. I'm a friend of Paula Potts.
1:05:22 > 1:05:26- Never heard of her. - Yeah, you have.
1:05:26 > 1:05:29Listen, I don't know her and I don't know you, so get out me face.
1:05:31 > 1:05:33- She's pregnant, you know.- So what?
1:05:33 > 1:05:35Do I look like a family planning adviser or something?
1:05:35 > 1:05:38- It's your baby, knobhead! - Do one, crank.
1:05:38 > 1:05:41I'm not going anywhere until you agree to talk to Paula.
1:05:43 > 1:05:45I'm going to Ibiza, mate.
1:05:45 > 1:05:47Sorry about that. Some of these fans are nuts.
1:05:56 > 1:05:59Still no ring after all these years?
1:05:59 > 1:06:03Don't need a ring to prove you love each other.
1:06:03 > 1:06:05So he's never asked you, then?
1:06:05 > 1:06:07Just never got round to it.
1:06:11 > 1:06:13I'd have done it properly.
1:06:13 > 1:06:17- What do you mean?- A big white wedding first, then the kids.
1:06:35 > 1:06:38That's it, we've got him now!
1:06:43 > 1:06:45Look, they can't go anywhere now.
1:06:45 > 1:06:49- They're going to get us! - Don't worry, I've got it sorted.
1:06:52 > 1:06:55He's going nowhere. He's going nowhere.
1:06:55 > 1:06:57Where's he gone?
1:07:13 > 1:07:17Don't move.
1:07:22 > 1:07:25I've got an idea.
1:07:40 > 1:07:43HE MOANS
1:07:47 > 1:07:51Should be there for at least six months with all the work I've got lined up. What are you doing?!
1:07:51 > 1:07:53You can't just get off like this. She's really into you.
1:07:53 > 1:07:56Give me passport back, I've warned you!
1:07:56 > 1:07:58No! You've got to face up to your responsibilities.
1:07:58 > 1:08:01You should be made up.
1:08:01 > 1:08:04Paula Potts... Hang on, I do know her. She talks to herself.
1:08:04 > 1:08:09If you took the time to get to know her properly, you'd realise what she's really like.
1:08:09 > 1:08:10- She's not just a bimbo.- Kevin!
1:08:10 > 1:08:13If she's that special, why don't you have her?
1:08:13 > 1:08:16She doesn't want me. She wants you!
1:08:16 > 1:08:18Cheers, mate. That headcase needs locking up.
1:08:18 > 1:08:20She's having your baby!
1:08:20 > 1:08:22At least talk to her! Dickhead.
1:08:36 > 1:08:40- It's obvious you and Joe have got problems.- You're imagining things.
1:08:40 > 1:08:42Like your Paula.
1:08:42 > 1:08:45If you stick with Joe, things are just going to get worse.
1:08:45 > 1:08:47I can...help change your lives.
1:08:47 > 1:08:51- I can't listen to this. - Please, at least hear me out.
1:08:51 > 1:08:54We had a connection, a bond.
1:08:54 > 1:08:57- That ended a long time ago! - It might have done for you.
1:08:57 > 1:09:00But I thought about us every day since you chose Joe over me.
1:09:00 > 1:09:05- Davey!- I loved you so much. I thought we'd always be together.
1:09:05 > 1:09:07This is the fella who beats people up for a laugh.
1:09:07 > 1:09:11This is the real me. You know it.
1:09:11 > 1:09:14You're the only one that does.
1:09:16 > 1:09:19I bought you this when we were together.
1:09:39 > 1:09:44- Why did you have to wash it?- I want to leave it exactly as I found it.
1:09:46 > 1:09:50Anyway, you can't have a beauty like this all dirty.
1:10:07 > 1:10:11Paul? Any luck?
1:10:12 > 1:10:15Us, neither. This is hopeless.
1:10:15 > 1:10:19We can't put it off anymore, we're going to have to tell me mum.
1:10:20 > 1:10:23OK. We'll pick you up on the way round.
1:10:27 > 1:10:31- Stop! There she is.- Where?
1:10:31 > 1:10:33Georgina, I'm sorry!
1:10:33 > 1:10:35Please just get in.
1:10:40 > 1:10:42Me toe.
1:10:51 > 1:10:54# Another boy was out tonight... #
1:10:54 > 1:10:59- Do you swear you've not been with this Paula?- Do you really think I'd do something like that?
1:10:59 > 1:11:01That lad seemed to think you had.
1:11:01 > 1:11:02He was off his cake, too.
1:11:04 > 1:11:06Maybe I'm the one who's mad.
1:11:06 > 1:11:09For trusting you.
1:11:09 > 1:11:10Why don't you believe me?
1:11:10 > 1:11:13# Golden boy, you're breaking all the golden rules
1:11:13 > 1:11:17# And I can't let that go. #
1:11:18 > 1:11:21- Come on!- Get me down!
1:11:21 > 1:11:24Get him off! He's really scared of heights!
1:11:24 > 1:11:28Help me! Help me!
1:11:35 > 1:11:38Stop!
1:11:40 > 1:11:43I'm going to be sick.
1:11:43 > 1:11:44I'll be sick on you!
1:11:45 > 1:11:49What's all this, then, about your bloody idea?
1:11:54 > 1:11:57# One and one and one is three
1:11:57 > 1:12:01# Her and you and you and me
1:12:01 > 1:12:03# We're like the royal family... #
1:12:03 > 1:12:04Wah!
1:12:07 > 1:12:10Get me down! Get me down!
1:12:10 > 1:12:13Somebody help, please! Agh!
1:12:13 > 1:12:17Call the bizzies, he's kidnapped me!
1:12:23 > 1:12:24Bloody hell!
1:12:48 > 1:12:52You can't just turn up out of the blue and hit me with all this, you know?
1:12:52 > 1:12:56Does Joe want you as much as this?
1:12:56 > 1:12:59Has he ever wanted you this much?
1:13:09 > 1:13:12I've wanted this for so long.
1:13:17 > 1:13:20Karl? Olivia?
1:13:22 > 1:13:23Me car!
1:13:25 > 1:13:26Front car park.
1:13:26 > 1:13:29Stop! Stop!
1:13:29 > 1:13:34- What are you doing, why are you doing this to me?- Magic?
1:13:35 > 1:13:36Where?
1:13:36 > 1:13:38Steps.
1:13:46 > 1:13:48Stop!
1:13:48 > 1:13:50Olivia!
1:13:50 > 1:13:52Help!
1:13:52 > 1:13:55- Look out for the wall.- No!
1:13:56 > 1:13:58Jesus!
1:14:07 > 1:14:09Didn't see that coming.
1:14:09 > 1:14:12Come on.
1:14:12 > 1:14:15What you done?
1:14:15 > 1:14:18I couldn't help it, could I? He come out of nowhere. You better sort things, you.
1:14:18 > 1:14:20What's going on?
1:14:20 > 1:14:22You were too weak to talk.
1:14:26 > 1:14:28Me hand.
1:14:28 > 1:14:30How can I mix now?
1:14:32 > 1:14:35You're pathetic. You are a wimp.
1:14:37 > 1:14:40God knows how many other girls you've had behind my back.
1:14:42 > 1:14:43Go on, do one.
1:14:47 > 1:14:51You're all nothing! I'm telling me mum.
1:14:51 > 1:14:53Thought you were Georgina, then.
1:14:54 > 1:14:56Maybe I was.
1:14:58 > 1:15:00Look at the state of your car.
1:15:00 > 1:15:04As long as you're all right, everything's OK.
1:15:04 > 1:15:06Stay away from my family.
1:15:06 > 1:15:08All of them.
1:15:08 > 1:15:10It's too late, Joe.
1:15:10 > 1:15:13I've made Sal an offer, something you've never given her.
1:15:13 > 1:15:17- What's that, then? - Commitment. What do you say, Sal?
1:15:17 > 1:15:22We can all be in my place in Marbella by this time next week,
1:15:22 > 1:15:26- away from him and his shitty life.- Dad?
1:15:28 > 1:15:30He's nothing but a loser.
1:15:30 > 1:15:32You don't love him.
1:15:32 > 1:15:36So what, you're loaded? You're still a no-mark.
1:15:38 > 1:15:40Have some respect, eh?
1:15:41 > 1:15:44- It's OK, it's OK, lad.- Leave him.
1:15:44 > 1:15:46Your nan hits harder than that.
1:15:48 > 1:15:51You only want Sally because she's mine to get back at me.
1:15:51 > 1:15:54I can't understand why you'd want to stay with him.
1:15:54 > 1:15:58You only get one chance. You've got to live life to the full.
1:15:58 > 1:16:01You soppy knobhead.
1:16:01 > 1:16:05- You really think Sally would fall for all that? - Shut your mouth.
1:16:05 > 1:16:07What are you going to do? Kill me?
1:16:07 > 1:16:10Like you killed that family, those kids, the mum and dad?
1:16:10 > 1:16:12- I never killed anyone. - I warned you what would happen.
1:16:12 > 1:16:17I told you someone would get hurt, but big Davey Brooks always knew best, didn't he?
1:16:19 > 1:16:23All these years I felt bad about not giving you an alibi.
1:16:23 > 1:16:28I shut everyone out, especially Sally.
1:16:28 > 1:16:31There were times I felt like I was the one in prison.
1:16:31 > 1:16:35Aye, yeah. My mate was inside, I didn't deserve to be happy.
1:16:35 > 1:16:38Well, now I know I did do the right thing.
1:16:38 > 1:16:41Yeah, yeah, Sally does deserve better than me, but not you.
1:16:41 > 1:16:45You're just as pathetic as I am, except you don't know it.
1:16:47 > 1:16:49- Leave him, Davey!- No, you leave him!
1:16:49 > 1:16:52For good!
1:16:52 > 1:16:58She already is. But the truth is I don't want her to go anywhere, ever.
1:17:00 > 1:17:03I'd be lost without Sally.
1:17:03 > 1:17:08I'd be lost if I never heard that annoying tune she hums when she does the dishes.
1:17:09 > 1:17:14I, I'd be lost without the lippies and the bronzing balls everywhere.
1:17:14 > 1:17:17The snoring that keeps me awake half the night.
1:17:19 > 1:17:23The way she pulls her knickers out of her bum when she thinks no-one's looking.
1:17:24 > 1:17:28I love the way she plucks her eyebrows and leaves them on the mirror.
1:17:28 > 1:17:32The way she always manages to burn the frigging lasagne.
1:17:34 > 1:17:38I don't think I could ever use a razor that didn't have her leg hairs all over it.
1:17:41 > 1:17:43And most of all...
1:17:45 > 1:17:49..I love the way her nose crinkles when she laughs.
1:17:50 > 1:17:53If she gave me another chance...
1:17:54 > 1:17:56..I'd make sure she laughed all the time.
1:18:04 > 1:18:08You've just made the second biggest mistake of your life.
1:18:17 > 1:18:19OK, boss? Boss?
1:18:19 > 1:18:21That's why he's called One Dig.
1:18:32 > 1:18:35Sorry.
1:18:35 > 1:18:38Ask your dad if he'll marry me.
1:18:39 > 1:18:41Tell your mum, too right.
1:18:47 > 1:18:51Paula, about before with, with Worm,
1:18:51 > 1:18:54I didn't mean, you know, for the steps and...
1:18:54 > 1:18:57Kidnapping Worm was the stupidest thing you could've done.
1:18:57 > 1:19:00I know, but I just wanted you to be happy, that's all.
1:19:01 > 1:19:05Georgina did say it was the nicest thing anyone's ever done for me.
1:19:06 > 1:19:09She did?
1:19:09 > 1:19:10Thanks.
1:19:10 > 1:19:12She's gone off.
1:19:12 > 1:19:15Oh, OK.
1:19:15 > 1:19:16Come here, you divvy.
1:19:18 > 1:19:21Ah, you're messing, aren't you?
1:19:24 > 1:19:28# Take two Now it's calling out to you
1:19:29 > 1:19:31# You know what you must do... #
1:19:31 > 1:19:35Me and Paula are dead happy.
1:19:35 > 1:19:40The baby's nearly two months old now. Called Georgina, she's lovely.
1:19:40 > 1:19:42I'll bring her to see you.
1:19:45 > 1:19:47See you later.
1:19:47 > 1:19:48I'm going to be late.
1:19:50 > 1:19:52You don't have to worry about me any more, Mum.
1:19:52 > 1:19:55I've got a little family of me own now.
1:20:13 > 1:20:16# Now you're waiting there for me
1:20:16 > 1:20:18# For everyone to see
1:20:18 > 1:20:22# So clear, the light of day
1:20:24 > 1:20:28# Four, four So you've heard it all before... #
1:20:31 > 1:20:33Bollocks!
1:20:39 > 1:20:43# The return of rock and roll
1:20:43 > 1:20:46# The return of rock and roll... #
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