0:01:36 > 0:01:38# For many moons we sailed beneath
0:01:38 > 0:01:39# The Big and Little Dipper
0:01:39 > 0:01:42# And if we're loaded to the teeth
0:01:42 > 0:01:44# We owe it to the skipper
0:01:44 > 0:01:47# We owe it to the skipper
0:01:48 > 0:01:51# We owe it to the skipper
0:01:53 > 0:01:56# Who scuttled ships from India to Madrid?
0:01:56 > 0:01:58# Happy to have you meet
0:01:58 > 0:02:00# Captain Kidd
0:02:02 > 0:02:05# He who has taught us, taught us loud and clear
0:02:05 > 0:02:07# Love to have you near
0:02:07 > 0:02:10# Captain Kidd
0:02:10 > 0:02:12# His sword is one effective trick
0:02:12 > 0:02:14# Can decimate an army
0:02:14 > 0:02:17# And then we'll feed 'em to the fish
0:02:17 > 0:02:19# Sink or swim, sink or swim
0:02:19 > 0:02:22# He stands you proud and he's pyramid
0:02:22 > 0:02:25# Happy to have you meet
0:02:25 > 0:02:27# Captain Kidd
0:02:28 > 0:02:32# He weighs us down with bags of gold, he mops up all the silver
0:02:32 > 0:02:34# But now his luck prefers to hold
0:02:34 > 0:02:36# In what would be a one-man race
0:02:36 > 0:02:40# Holding a girl is something he won't forbid
0:02:40 > 0:02:42# No, sir, he never did
0:02:42 > 0:02:48# Not if we first let her meet
0:02:48 > 0:02:53# Captain Kidd. #
0:02:53 > 0:02:57Land ahoy! Tortuga!
0:02:57 > 0:02:59Women!
0:02:59 > 0:03:00Women.
0:03:00 > 0:03:01Women.
0:03:01 > 0:03:03Women!
0:03:03 > 0:03:05Pwrrrrr!
0:03:05 > 0:03:06Women.
0:03:07 > 0:03:09Women?
0:03:09 > 0:03:10WHOOPING
0:03:13 > 0:03:15Agghhh!
0:03:22 > 0:03:24Agghh!
0:03:33 > 0:03:35SCREAMING
0:03:39 > 0:03:45If we don't get a little life around here soon, I'm going to have to close up the place.
0:04:08 > 0:04:10HE HICCUPS
0:04:14 > 0:04:18What were you doing in that barrel? Were you trying to get killed?
0:04:18 > 0:04:22I can get killed around here without even trying.
0:04:45 > 0:04:47SHE SCREAMS
0:04:52 > 0:04:55If we're going to work our way back to America
0:04:55 > 0:04:57stop being a hero to girls you meet.
0:04:57 > 0:04:59Kind sirs?
0:04:59 > 0:05:01What happened to your voice?
0:05:01 > 0:05:04 Oh, kind sirs?
0:05:04 > 0:05:07You're talking high. I don't understand.
0:05:07 > 0:05:09Please, take this.
0:05:17 > 0:05:20"My darling, darling, I love you madly."
0:05:20 > 0:05:23- That's my first love letter from a girl.- It's not for you.
0:05:23 > 0:05:28Please deliver it to Bruce Martingale, a singer at the tavern.
0:05:28 > 0:05:32- We work at the tavern. Bruce is a friend of ours.- We'll deliver it.
0:05:32 > 0:05:35- Hey, we better get back.- Come on.
0:05:41 > 0:05:44# My dad was quick to give me
0:05:44 > 0:05:46# Some fatherly advice
0:05:46 > 0:05:48# Don't throw your life away away
0:05:48 > 0:05:50# Or your hard-earned pay away
0:05:50 > 0:05:52# Son, I warn you, stay away
0:05:52 > 0:05:54# From the shoes and rice
0:05:54 > 0:05:56# Girls are fun, why pick one?
0:05:56 > 0:05:58# One to be your wife
0:05:58 > 0:06:01# Great to be wild and free
0:06:01 > 0:06:03# Me for a bachelor's life
0:06:03 > 0:06:05# A bachelor's life
0:06:05 > 0:06:07# A bachelor's life
0:06:07 > 0:06:11# Oh, how I love a bachelor's life
0:06:11 > 0:06:13# But marriage, of course,
0:06:13 > 0:06:15# I greatly endorse
0:06:15 > 0:06:19# If I can live a bachelor's life
0:06:19 > 0:06:21The world is full of women.
0:06:21 > 0:06:23Who marry, marry men.
0:06:23 > 0:06:26Some girl will make you pie-eyed, sir.
0:06:26 > 0:06:28You'll never know a dry eye, sir.
0:06:28 > 0:06:30BOTH: If she answers aye-aye, sir.
0:06:30 > 0:06:32# Life is over then
0:06:32 > 0:06:34# Girls are fun, why pick one?
0:06:34 > 0:06:36# One to be your wife
0:06:36 > 0:06:38# Great to be wild and free
0:06:38 > 0:06:40# Me for a bachelor's life
0:06:40 > 0:06:42# A bachelor's life
0:06:42 > 0:06:44# A bachelor's life
0:06:44 > 0:06:49# Oh, how I love a bachelor's life
0:06:49 > 0:06:51BRUCE: # That son of a gun
0:06:51 > 0:06:53# Like father like son
0:06:53 > 0:06:58# I want to live a bachelor's life
0:06:58 > 0:06:59# If a fish can not be caught
0:06:59 > 0:07:02# Then you made your line for naught
0:07:02 > 0:07:06# And his flies are not to let any lad do what he hadn't got
0:07:06 > 0:07:10# If we're doomed to love in vain, Then the course is very plain
0:07:10 > 0:07:14# You'll have to let us cover ground
0:07:14 > 0:07:16# Out on the bounding main
0:07:16 > 0:07:18# A bachelor's life
0:07:18 > 0:07:20# A bachelor's life
0:07:20 > 0:07:24# I've known a lot of girls in my life
0:07:24 > 0:07:26# In fact, there are three
0:07:26 > 0:07:28# They're looking for me
0:07:28 > 0:07:30# They're gunning for
0:07:30 > 0:07:34# Gunning for, gunning for,
0:07:34 > 0:07:36# A bachelor's life. #
0:07:36 > 0:07:38APPLAUSE
0:07:38 > 0:07:44Wait a minute. The front door is for gentlemen. The back door is for swine.
0:07:44 > 0:07:45I'm no pig.
0:07:49 > 0:07:54What about the rarebit for Captain Kidd? Where are my helpers?
0:07:54 > 0:07:56Ah, they're no help.
0:07:56 > 0:08:01- Get to work.- He's as ugly as the guy who owns this place. - That is the owner.
0:08:01 > 0:08:05Serve Captain Kidd's rarebit as soon as it's ready.
0:08:05 > 0:08:08- What a filthy-looking pan. - I heard that.
0:08:08 > 0:08:12- Oww!- Take it easy. Take it easy.
0:08:20 > 0:08:24It's an honour and a pleasure to wait on Captain Kidd.
0:08:24 > 0:08:28Let's have no misunderstanding. I'm waiting on Captain Kidd.
0:08:28 > 0:08:30- Oh, no.- Oh, yes.
0:08:30 > 0:08:34Why do you always take that kind of job? I'm a good waiter.
0:08:34 > 0:08:38Do as I tell you. I'm waiting on Captain Kidd.
0:08:38 > 0:08:39Oh!
0:08:39 > 0:08:45- What happened to you?- Captain Kidd didn't like the way I placed his knife.
0:08:46 > 0:08:48Ohh!
0:08:48 > 0:08:54- What happened to you?- Captain Kidd threw a knife because I spilt a few drops of water.
0:08:54 > 0:08:56Hey, what was real blood.
0:08:56 > 0:08:59- Mmm. - Did you wait on Captain Kidd too?
0:08:59 > 0:09:01No black eyes? No bruises?
0:09:01 > 0:09:03- No broken legs?- No teeth.
0:09:08 > 0:09:10- No, you don't.- Eeee!
0:09:10 > 0:09:16I don't know why I let you get away with it. Go ahead, wait on Captain Kidd.
0:09:18 > 0:09:21I ordered you a rarebit, Captain Kidd.
0:09:21 > 0:09:25How dare you disturb me when I'm alone with a woman!
0:09:25 > 0:09:29- You are a woman, aren't you, my dear?- Not to you.
0:09:29 > 0:09:31You don't appeal to me.
0:09:31 > 0:09:35That's the curse of being known as a rogue.
0:09:35 > 0:09:38Nobody takes heed of the sweet side of my nature.
0:09:39 > 0:09:43Why did you go south when we agreed it was my territory?
0:09:43 > 0:09:49- I apologise. The matter is closed. - Where is the gold and jewels from those galleons?
0:09:49 > 0:09:53- They belong to me. - You're welcome to them, my dear. Most welcome.
0:09:53 > 0:09:57- Where are they?- On Skull Island.
0:09:58 > 0:09:59Ha, ha, ha!
0:09:59 > 0:10:01Your island.
0:10:02 > 0:10:05I'm going to sail to Skull Island on your ship.
0:10:05 > 0:10:11- A delightful thought. - But my ship will follow, ready to attack if I don't return.
0:10:11 > 0:10:18A horrible thought. Would you like to see my secret map which shows where the treasure is?
0:10:18 > 0:10:20I've already seen it.
0:10:27 > 0:10:33Somebody should report to the authorities that there are pirates around here.
0:10:36 > 0:10:39- Where's your apron? - I beg your pardon?
0:10:39 > 0:10:41- Where's your apron?- Hold that.
0:10:45 > 0:10:47Agh!
0:10:47 > 0:10:51Wash your hands before you serve that to Captain Kidd.
0:10:58 > 0:11:01Now, when you serve Captain Kidd,
0:11:01 > 0:11:05don't drop silverware, don't spill water and be polite
0:11:05 > 0:11:07and you may not get hurt.
0:11:10 > 0:11:12Why don't you help me to serve?
0:11:12 > 0:11:18If I help you to serve and something happens to me, who'll visit you in hospital?
0:11:18 > 0:11:21I'm sorry. I'm always thinking of myself.
0:11:21 > 0:11:25You serve and I can always visit you in hospital.
0:11:25 > 0:11:28- You're good to me. - Oh, that's all right.
0:11:28 > 0:11:31It's all right. Don't worry about a thing.
0:11:31 > 0:11:33There we are, my boy.
0:11:33 > 0:11:35- Go right ahead.- OK.
0:11:35 > 0:11:37Be very careful.
0:11:37 > 0:11:40Hey, Rocky. Give me a hand with the door.
0:11:40 > 0:11:43See? You're thinking of yourself again.
0:11:43 > 0:11:46- You see I've got my hands full. - Sorry.
0:11:46 > 0:11:50- Go ahead. Go ahead!- Go ahead!
0:11:51 > 0:11:54How long are they going to keep us waiting?
0:11:54 > 0:11:56Waiter!
0:11:56 > 0:11:58Where's the food?
0:11:58 > 0:12:02Coming, sir. Captain Kidd, here's the food.
0:12:06 > 0:12:08The food is delicious here.
0:12:16 > 0:12:19- Here. Pour the wine. - Aye aye, Captain.
0:12:20 > 0:12:22What are you doing?
0:12:30 > 0:12:32And hurry up.
0:12:37 > 0:12:41Bring that cylinder back here.
0:12:42 > 0:12:44- I hate fat men.- You're fat.
0:12:44 > 0:12:46I hate myself too.
0:13:00 > 0:13:03- Is it good, sir? - Just like Mother used to make.
0:13:03 > 0:13:06It stinks!
0:13:06 > 0:13:08Come back here.
0:13:09 > 0:13:11- You eat some.- I'm not hungry.
0:13:11 > 0:13:14Eat it or I'll slit your throat.
0:13:16 > 0:13:18- Go ahead!- I'm not hungry.
0:13:34 > 0:13:35Go on!
0:14:06 > 0:14:09Maybe this will wash the taste away.
0:14:16 > 0:14:18Stop swigging, swine.
0:14:18 > 0:14:20Stop blowing bubbles.
0:14:20 > 0:14:22What's wrong?
0:14:25 > 0:14:27More wine.
0:14:47 > 0:14:49Hold it.
0:14:54 > 0:14:56Oww!
0:14:57 > 0:14:59Go get the wine.
0:15:04 > 0:15:09- How did Captain Kidd enjoy his rarebit? - Oh, he's bubbling over.
0:15:09 > 0:15:11Now he wants some wine.
0:15:11 > 0:15:12Oh!
0:15:12 > 0:15:14Are you stupid? A nincompoop?
0:15:14 > 0:15:16Moronic? Idiotic?
0:15:16 > 0:15:18Imbecilic?
0:15:18 > 0:15:20What are you laughing at?
0:15:20 > 0:15:24You went right on by me and didn't even know it.
0:15:29 > 0:15:31Hey, Bruce! Look!
0:15:42 > 0:15:44Waiter, give me another one.
0:15:46 > 0:15:48I beg your pardon?
0:15:48 > 0:15:50I said give me another one.
0:15:50 > 0:15:52Is that all right with you, sir?
0:15:52 > 0:15:54Give her all she wants.
0:16:02 > 0:16:04How about me?
0:16:11 > 0:16:13Why you!
0:16:20 > 0:16:26I've seen some ugly faces but yours takes the cake.
0:16:27 > 0:16:29Do you see that?
0:16:40 > 0:16:43Hey, Rocky? What are you crying for?
0:16:43 > 0:16:46Don't cry, pal. Captain Kidd didn't hurt me.
0:16:46 > 0:16:48- No scars? No bruises?- No.
0:16:48 > 0:16:51- No.- Is that a broken rib?
0:16:51 > 0:16:53Oh, no. That's the girl's letter.
0:16:53 > 0:16:55- The girl's letter?
0:16:55 > 0:16:59- Why didn't you deliver it? - I tried to give it to Bruce?
0:16:59 > 0:17:03I'll make a copy. If I see him first, I'll give it to him.
0:17:03 > 0:17:05Skull Island?
0:17:05 > 0:17:07This is a treasure map.
0:17:07 > 0:17:09T...t...t..
0:17:09 > 0:17:11Treasure map. Let me see that.
0:17:11 > 0:17:17That cheating Captain Kidd took out the letter and put in a dirty map.
0:17:17 > 0:17:19Don't. This map is worth a fortune.
0:17:19 > 0:17:23All we do is go to Skull Island and find the treasure.
0:17:23 > 0:17:28- Who will find where they buried us? - You've got something there.
0:17:28 > 0:17:31First we'll hide the map.
0:17:31 > 0:17:34- Hide the map first. Hide me second.- Wait.
0:17:34 > 0:17:36We disguise you as an important man.
0:17:36 > 0:17:39Captain Kidd will take us to Skull Island.
0:17:39 > 0:17:41And suppose he won't do that?
0:17:41 > 0:17:44It's up to you to talk him into it.
0:17:44 > 0:17:46And then you can do me a favour.
0:17:46 > 0:17:48What?
0:17:48 > 0:17:51Talk me out of talking him into it.
0:17:52 > 0:17:55Now a toast to our partnership, Captain Bonney.
0:17:55 > 0:17:59Give me the map. I want to refresh my memory.
0:18:09 > 0:18:11- "I love you madly..."- WHAT?
0:18:12 > 0:18:17"But I'm being torn away from those strong, affectionate arms..."
0:18:17 > 0:18:21You stole the map again and replaced it with this mush.
0:18:21 > 0:18:23When could I have done it?
0:18:23 > 0:18:25That fat little waiter.
0:18:25 > 0:18:31I will kill him slowly and unpleasantly. Unpleasantly for him, that is.
0:18:31 > 0:18:33Waiter!
0:18:35 > 0:18:41Captain Kidd, allow me to present Captain Puddin' Fathergill. A stout fellow.
0:18:41 > 0:18:43Ah, my dear Fathergill.
0:18:43 > 0:18:45Captain Kidd.
0:18:45 > 0:18:47Captain Kidd, how do you do?
0:18:47 > 0:18:49You are adorable, my darling.
0:18:50 > 0:18:55- Captain Fathergill, I salute you. - I salute you, too, Captain Kidd.
0:18:55 > 0:18:58- Allow me.- Thank you.
0:18:58 > 0:19:01- I'll use this for small battles. - Nobody will notice.
0:19:02 > 0:19:06Captain Kidd, we have business with you.
0:19:06 > 0:19:08Gentlemen, pray be seated.
0:19:08 > 0:19:10Thank you. Thank you very much
0:19:10 > 0:19:14So many campaigns. Where did you get this medal?
0:19:14 > 0:19:17I got it for jumping off Westminster Bridge.
0:19:17 > 0:19:21- And this medal? - That one I got for jumping back.
0:19:21 > 0:19:24- Most diverting.- Really, yes.
0:19:25 > 0:19:27Care for a sniff?
0:19:27 > 0:19:31- I don't mind if I do. I'll take it with you.- Very good.
0:19:38 > 0:19:40You look different.
0:19:40 > 0:19:42You do, too.
0:19:51 > 0:19:54Where's that map?
0:19:56 > 0:19:58Where's my letter?
0:19:58 > 0:20:02I'll make a fair exchange, the map for the letter.
0:20:02 > 0:20:04Captain Bonney, give him the letter.
0:20:04 > 0:20:08The more I look at you, the less I understand this.
0:20:08 > 0:20:11- Now give me the map. - I hid it.- You hid it?
0:20:11 > 0:20:15I know what you would do with us guys if I gave you the map.
0:20:15 > 0:20:17Why doesn't anyone trust me?
0:20:17 > 0:20:22We'll make a deal. Take us to Skull Island and we'll split the treasure.
0:20:22 > 0:20:24It's my treasure.
0:20:24 > 0:20:26- It's my island.- But we have the map.
0:20:26 > 0:20:30You win, gentlemen. You sail on my ship tonight.
0:20:30 > 0:20:32Morgan!
0:20:32 > 0:20:36I wouldn't want anything to happen to you before we go.
0:20:36 > 0:20:39Morgan, escort these gentlemen aboard.
0:20:39 > 0:20:42I will see you aboard ship. Gentlemen, after you.
0:20:44 > 0:20:48"Good night, sweet prince. Parting is such sweet sorrow."
0:20:51 > 0:20:53Excuse me, Captain Kidd.
0:20:53 > 0:20:55Captain Bonney, goodbye, my doll.
0:20:55 > 0:20:59She's wonderful. Goodbye, Captain Kidd.
0:21:08 > 0:21:10# We sail tonight
0:21:10 > 0:21:12# Set sail tonight
0:21:12 > 0:21:14# Tonight we sail
0:21:14 > 0:21:16# Oh, what joy there'll be
0:21:16 > 0:21:18# Shoving out to sea
0:21:18 > 0:21:22# We were in great danger before
0:21:22 > 0:21:27# Until we were safely on shore
0:21:27 > 0:21:29# All hail tonight
0:21:29 > 0:21:31# We sail tonight
0:21:31 > 0:21:34# Tonight we sail
0:21:34 > 0:21:37# Glad to leave the den of these highway men
0:21:37 > 0:21:41# To land on these innocent sands
0:21:41 > 0:21:45# Is taking your life in your hands
0:21:45 > 0:21:48# A bloodthirsty lot is what we're known to be
0:21:48 > 0:21:51# But you'll excuse us if we seem to scoff
0:21:51 > 0:21:52# Ho, ho
0:21:52 > 0:21:56# We're not really not, adept at piracy
0:21:56 > 0:22:00# These vultures have picked up where we left off
0:22:00 > 0:22:02# Oh, we're off to lift mast tonight
0:22:02 > 0:22:05# At last tonight
0:22:05 > 0:22:07# Tonight we sail
0:22:07 > 0:22:09# And I'll give the turn
0:22:09 > 0:22:10# If we don't return
0:22:10 > 0:22:13Hey, Bruce!
0:22:13 > 0:22:17# It's what we leave, too, all due respect
0:22:17 > 0:22:18# Till we plunder and steal
0:22:18 > 0:22:21# Tonight we sail
0:22:21 > 0:22:23The men sound happy.
0:22:23 > 0:22:28The carefree life of a sea rover is exaggerated in poetry and song.
0:22:28 > 0:22:34If I had a son, I'd raise him to be a pickpocket or a highwayman to keep him on land.
0:22:34 > 0:22:37Any son of yours would rise to great heights,
0:22:37 > 0:22:39aided by the hangman's noose.
0:22:40 > 0:22:44# Pirates on the sea, pirates on the shore
0:22:44 > 0:22:48# People aren't safe anywhere any more
0:22:50 > 0:22:54# When they slit your throat, no-one friendlier
0:22:54 > 0:22:58# They politely say, "Here's your head, thank you, sir."
0:23:01 > 0:23:04# Hurry, come along, we ship tonight
0:23:04 > 0:23:07# We ship tonight
0:23:07 > 0:23:09# Tonight we sail
0:23:09 > 0:23:13# In the pleasant way, sailing ships we say
0:23:13 > 0:23:15# But we were in port, too
0:23:15 > 0:23:17# We can't afford to
0:23:17 > 0:23:23# We'll lose our shirts if we can't get on board tonight
0:23:23 > 0:23:26# Tonight we sail
0:23:27 > 0:23:32# Tonight we sail. #
0:23:32 > 0:23:33All on board. >
0:23:33 > 0:23:35Make ready to sail!
0:23:35 > 0:23:38# Tonight we sail
0:23:38 > 0:23:40# Aaaaa-ail. #
0:23:40 > 0:23:44All right, you scuts. Leave those wenches and get about your work.
0:23:44 > 0:23:48- Am I glad to see you. - Have you got the map?- Yes, sir,
0:23:48 > 0:23:50- Am I glad to see you. - Aye aye, sir.
0:23:52 > 0:23:53Morgan.
0:23:53 > 0:23:56- Bring the other one aboard. - Aye, Captain.
0:24:01 > 0:24:03Men, make my guests comfortable.
0:24:03 > 0:24:07- Take the map away from them. - Aye aye, sir.
0:24:07 > 0:24:10I told you this guy wouldn't give us a fair shake.
0:24:15 > 0:24:18I don't want love letters from you.
0:24:18 > 0:24:23- I want that map.- It disappeared. We better disappear too. Say goodbye.
0:24:23 > 0:24:25Goodbye, Captain Kidd.
0:24:25 > 0:24:28- Put them in irons. - You can't do this to us.
0:24:28 > 0:24:32The things I have to do to go down in history.
0:24:32 > 0:24:34BELL RINGS
0:24:34 > 0:24:36Make ready to sail.
0:24:36 > 0:24:39Three of our crew is missing, Captain.
0:24:39 > 0:24:42Take a press gang and shanghai replacements.
0:24:45 > 0:24:47You. You too.
0:24:47 > 0:24:49MORGAN: I'm looking for two men.
0:24:49 > 0:24:52One is fat... The other has a moustache.
0:24:52 > 0:24:56I've got to find them. You will. Look that way.
0:24:57 > 0:25:00Bring him aboard.
0:25:12 > 0:25:14- Here they are, Captain. - Who has the map?
0:25:15 > 0:25:18Captain, you may do with me as you wish,
0:25:18 > 0:25:21but I will not tell you he has the map.
0:25:21 > 0:25:24What do you think he is, a snitch?
0:25:24 > 0:25:27Take him out and treat him as my guest.
0:25:27 > 0:25:29Aye aye, Captain.
0:25:36 > 0:25:38Do you have the map?
0:25:39 > 0:25:41Hand it over.
0:25:43 > 0:25:45KNUCKLES CRACK
0:25:47 > 0:25:49Do you want to be a good pirate?
0:25:49 > 0:25:51I do want to be a good, brave pirate.
0:25:52 > 0:25:54Where is the bow of the boat?
0:25:54 > 0:25:57- The front. - Where's the stern?
0:25:57 > 0:26:01- That's in the back.- Where is port? - In the wine closet.
0:26:03 > 0:26:06See if the barometer has fallen.
0:26:12 > 0:26:15It's still hanging on the wall.
0:26:20 > 0:26:22Listen to this.
0:26:22 > 0:26:28- Morgan, set the sail on the mizzenmast and haul in the half canopy.- Aye aye, sir.
0:26:28 > 0:26:31- Repeat that order.- Aye aye, sir.
0:26:32 > 0:26:35Morgan, you heard what the captain said.
0:26:35 > 0:26:39Straighten out that mast and open up a can of peas.
0:26:42 > 0:26:44You're sure you have the map?
0:26:44 > 0:26:46Oh, yes, sir, Captain Kidd.
0:26:51 > 0:26:53- Won't you sit down?- Thank you.
0:26:56 > 0:26:58Clumsy.
0:27:00 > 0:27:03I told you he wouldn't give you a fair shake.
0:27:03 > 0:27:05You should have marked the map.
0:27:05 > 0:27:11- I put an X on it. - Why didn't he get the letter? - I put an X on the other cylinder.
0:27:11 > 0:27:13I think I got my Xs crossed.
0:27:13 > 0:27:15How's the great lover?
0:27:15 > 0:27:17Who does she mean? Me?
0:27:17 > 0:27:19Not if she's in the right mind.
0:27:19 > 0:27:22Only a Romeo could inspire such a letter.
0:27:22 > 0:27:25Could I make you forget this other woman?
0:27:25 > 0:27:28Why don't you free him and find out?
0:27:28 > 0:27:32Sometimes my men become foolish and tire of me before I tire of them.
0:27:32 > 0:27:35- Then what happens? - I make a lovely widow.
0:27:35 > 0:27:41- Thank you. See you later. - Why don't you free us and let's talk this thing over?
0:27:41 > 0:27:43- Are you afraid of the captain? - Who's afraid?
0:27:43 > 0:27:48We give you the map, you set us free and Kidd is in your power.
0:27:48 > 0:27:49There you are.
0:27:53 > 0:27:55Hurry up.
0:27:58 > 0:28:00These things hurt.
0:28:00 > 0:28:02Thank you.
0:28:02 > 0:28:04- CLUNK - Ow! My foot.
0:28:04 > 0:28:06- The map.- The map. OK.
0:28:11 > 0:28:13Here's the map.
0:28:19 > 0:28:23Bruce! What are you doing here?
0:28:23 > 0:28:25I was shanghaied last night.
0:28:28 > 0:28:34Thank you, my dear. A disadvantage to being a pirate is the lack of associates you can trust.
0:28:34 > 0:28:36You'll regret this.
0:28:39 > 0:28:42Why didn't you say it was a love letter?
0:28:42 > 0:28:47I'll stuff this down his throat and make him eat every word of it.
0:28:48 > 0:28:50If I weren't a pirate, I'd cry.
0:28:50 > 0:28:52Why did you give me this map?
0:28:52 > 0:28:54The map. The map!
0:28:54 > 0:28:59Bruce, he was supposed to deliver to you a love note from Lady Jane.
0:28:59 > 0:29:02You gave the love note to Captain Bonney.
0:29:02 > 0:29:06- Go and get it.- Wait, you know she kills her husbands.
0:29:06 > 0:29:08What will she do to a stranger?
0:29:08 > 0:29:15- Go and get it.- If a shark swims by, picking his teeth, you'll know what happened to me.
0:29:15 > 0:29:16Go and get it.
0:29:16 > 0:29:21If I catch this sneaking, snivelling cur I'll boil him in oil.
0:29:24 > 0:29:26Excuse me, excuse me.
0:29:26 > 0:29:28I'm looking for something.
0:29:28 > 0:29:31- Captain Kidd! - How did you get out of this?
0:29:31 > 0:29:34- The... the... the...- Shut up!
0:29:34 > 0:29:36How did you get out of this?
0:29:36 > 0:29:38I just slipped my hands out.
0:29:38 > 0:29:42- They put them on in front of me. - What fool put it on in front of you?
0:29:42 > 0:29:45- It should be on your back. - I don't know.
0:29:45 > 0:29:49He should have put it on the back of you! I'll show you.
0:29:49 > 0:29:51Look. It's very simple.
0:29:51 > 0:29:53Like that.
0:29:53 > 0:29:55- Not lock it.- I beg your pardon?
0:29:55 > 0:29:57I said lock it.
0:29:57 > 0:29:59I think he's mad. I'll lock it.
0:29:59 > 0:30:01OK, how's that one?
0:30:01 > 0:30:05- That's it. - How's that now?- That's right.
0:30:05 > 0:30:08- I can't move now. - Now you can't get them out, huh?
0:30:08 > 0:30:11Now you can't do a thing, you see?
0:30:11 > 0:30:13Hey, you're really tied in there.
0:30:13 > 0:30:15Now get the key and undo the lock.
0:30:15 > 0:30:20Get the key. It's between my belt and my stomach and unlock them.
0:30:20 > 0:30:23You mean you got to get the key to unlock them?
0:30:23 > 0:30:26Get the key and unlock them, will you?
0:30:26 > 0:30:30I was finding out how to do them. Can't you get the key?
0:30:30 > 0:30:35- I can't get the key.- Stick your hand in there and get the key.
0:30:35 > 0:30:38I can't get the key. My hands are locked.
0:30:38 > 0:30:40You can't get the key.
0:30:40 > 0:30:42Well, this I'll take with me.
0:30:42 > 0:30:44- And you can't get the key, huh?- No.
0:30:44 > 0:30:47You're locked into those shackles.
0:30:47 > 0:30:51- I've told you about six times... - Who are you yelling at!
0:30:51 > 0:30:54I'll slug you on the head. Trying to act tough.
0:30:54 > 0:30:59Treasure is what you're after. You thought I was the stupid one.
0:30:59 > 0:31:02- Uhh, you!- Doh, doh, doh, doh.
0:31:02 > 0:31:04Morgan!
0:31:04 > 0:31:06Bruce, here's the letter.
0:31:06 > 0:31:10- Give me this here. - What are you so happy about?
0:31:10 > 0:31:13- You know Captain Kidd? I got him shackled.- Oh, stop.
0:31:13 > 0:31:16How did you get in this predicament?
0:31:16 > 0:31:18None of your business. Unlock them.
0:31:20 > 0:31:23- Get about your duties.- Aye.
0:31:23 > 0:31:25I'll take care of him.
0:31:26 > 0:31:29- Come on.- I want to see this.
0:31:29 > 0:31:31He's so tied up, he'll never get free.
0:31:31 > 0:31:33Come on, Rocky.
0:31:33 > 0:31:36- I got him. I got him.- Wait a minute.
0:31:36 > 0:31:38Go on, take a poke at him. Go on.
0:31:38 > 0:31:42- He's not too bad. Take a poke at him.- Are you sure he's shackled?
0:31:42 > 0:31:45Go on, Rocky. He's got it coming.
0:31:45 > 0:31:47Go on! I got him shackled.
0:31:47 > 0:31:49- What are you scared about, Rocky? - No!
0:31:52 > 0:31:54Come on, Rocky. Up a....
0:31:57 > 0:31:59Erm...
0:32:07 > 0:32:09Rocky? Rocky?
0:32:13 > 0:32:15HE LAUGHS
0:32:24 > 0:32:26Hey! Did you see Rocky run?
0:32:33 > 0:32:35Yeah. You put him in clamps and...
0:32:45 > 0:32:47HE WHIMPERS
0:32:55 > 0:32:59Ship, ho! Aft the port stern.
0:33:00 > 0:33:02Morgan!
0:33:11 > 0:33:14A dispatch ship. A prize worth taking.
0:33:14 > 0:33:16- And this one is all mine.- Stingy.
0:33:16 > 0:33:18All hands on deck. Man the guns.
0:33:20 > 0:33:23All hands on deck! Man your guns!
0:33:23 > 0:33:25All hands on deck.
0:33:30 > 0:33:33She's levelling her guns. She wants a fight.
0:33:33 > 0:33:38Good. I was afraid she'd surrender without a fight like you did to that man.
0:33:41 > 0:33:44- Fire!- Fire!
0:33:44 > 0:33:47Fire.
0:33:52 > 0:33:53Fire!
0:33:53 > 0:33:55What about these two?
0:33:55 > 0:33:58If they want to live, they'll have to fight.
0:33:58 > 0:34:01Aye aye. You heard what the captain said.
0:34:01 > 0:34:03Let's hide.
0:34:09 > 0:34:11Fire!
0:34:15 > 0:34:18Reload.
0:34:21 > 0:34:23Coward! Where's Puddin'?
0:34:23 > 0:34:26He's hiding around here some place.
0:34:26 > 0:34:28CANNONBALL WHISTLES DOWN
0:34:32 > 0:34:33There he is.
0:34:35 > 0:34:38If you help him win, he may spare your lives.
0:34:38 > 0:34:43- She's got something there. - We couldn't be any worse off.
0:34:43 > 0:34:45Wait. Take this into battle with you.
0:34:47 > 0:34:49Woo-hoo!
0:34:55 > 0:34:57Hurry up. Come on.
0:34:57 > 0:34:59That's it. Powder it down.
0:34:59 > 0:35:01OK, light it away!
0:35:01 > 0:35:03Light it!
0:35:03 > 0:35:04OK.
0:35:04 > 0:35:06Watch out now.
0:35:06 > 0:35:10Hey, there's something wrong. Maybe the powder's wet.
0:35:10 > 0:35:14- Powder's wet? - It must be. What are you doing?
0:35:14 > 0:35:17- I want to see the powder. - How is it? Let me see.
0:35:17 > 0:35:23- It looks awful dry to me.- No wonder. Look yourself. Put another ball in.
0:35:27 > 0:35:29Eeeeh!
0:35:30 > 0:35:33Wait a minute! What did you do that for?
0:35:33 > 0:35:35The cannon was on fire.
0:35:41 > 0:35:43Reload!
0:35:43 > 0:35:45< Reload.
0:35:47 > 0:35:49Atchoo!
0:35:49 > 0:35:51HE MUMBLES
0:35:51 > 0:35:54Fire!
0:36:11 > 0:36:14Prepare to board her!
0:36:14 > 0:36:16Prepare to board her!
0:36:34 > 0:36:37- Ooh! Ooh! - Take it easy. What are you doing?
0:36:42 > 0:36:44Put that away.
0:36:44 > 0:36:47Have some of this to calm your nerves.
0:36:53 > 0:36:54Hey!
0:36:54 > 0:36:56CLANG
0:37:00 > 0:37:03CLANG
0:37:07 > 0:37:11I hope the papers get it right. They haven't been kind.
0:37:20 > 0:37:22Put them below!
0:37:26 > 0:37:28Bruce!
0:37:28 > 0:37:31Stand by the cowardly Englishmen.
0:37:35 > 0:37:39Cast off the prize ship before she blows up.
0:37:40 > 0:37:42Cast off!
0:37:42 > 0:37:44All hands below the sail!
0:37:44 > 0:37:46Hard to starboard!
0:38:10 > 0:38:12She appeals to me.
0:38:12 > 0:38:15Do you think I should appeal to her?
0:38:15 > 0:38:19If I'm any judge of womanhood, she'll slap your face.
0:38:19 > 0:38:23You underestimate my charms. A wager, Captain Bonney.
0:38:25 > 0:38:30Ahem. Captain Kidd welcomes you as his personal captive.
0:38:30 > 0:38:32Aow!
0:38:32 > 0:38:35Still want to wager, Captain?
0:38:35 > 0:38:37- Lady Jane!- Lady Jane!
0:38:39 > 0:38:42- Lady Jane!- Do you know her? - She wrote the letter.
0:38:42 > 0:38:48With hundreds of ships on the seas, you go and pick that one and bring her to him.
0:38:48 > 0:38:52- Escort her to my quarters. - Aye aye, captain.
0:38:52 > 0:38:55Wait a minute! Captain Kidd! Captain Kidd!
0:38:55 > 0:38:59If I give you the map, would you let Lady Jane, Rocky and me
0:38:59 > 0:39:03to use a boat to go to England or America? You can come.
0:39:03 > 0:39:05Not until I get my treasure.
0:39:05 > 0:39:09Produce the map and I'll grant your request.
0:39:09 > 0:39:11If you get the map, is it a deal? It is.
0:39:11 > 0:39:16- Right, I'll give you the map. Here's the map.- There's the boat.
0:39:20 > 0:39:21LAUGHTER
0:39:31 > 0:39:35Lady Jane. I've brought you something to eat.
0:39:35 > 0:39:37- I'm not hungry.- Oh, you must eat.
0:39:37 > 0:39:40Don't starve yourself. It's unhealthy.
0:39:40 > 0:39:43- Why is Bruce here? - He was shanghaied.
0:39:43 > 0:39:46- Why doesn't he talk to me? - He don't dare.
0:39:46 > 0:39:49If Captain Kidd saw him talk to you, he'd...
0:39:49 > 0:39:54- Please eat, Lady Jane.- I'm not hungry. Just put it someplace.
0:40:18 > 0:40:23# Speak to me of the tall pine
0:40:23 > 0:40:27# Where the wild flowers dwell
0:40:27 > 0:40:32# Speak to me of the tall pine
0:40:32 > 0:40:39# And I'll answer you well
0:40:40 > 0:40:46# On my beloved countryside
0:40:46 > 0:40:50# There I met my love
0:40:50 > 0:40:54# My love was fair
0:40:54 > 0:40:58# Fair as leaves on the bended bow
0:40:58 > 0:41:04# There are skies up above
0:41:04 > 0:41:08# As we walked along shaded lanes
0:41:08 > 0:41:14# Wasn't he mine?
0:41:14 > 0:41:19# He said he would, with his two hands
0:41:19 > 0:41:26# Build a house made of pine
0:41:28 > 0:41:29# Speak to me
0:41:29 > 0:41:34# Of the tall pine
0:41:34 > 0:41:38# And the memories start
0:41:38 > 0:41:43# Speak to me of the tall pine
0:41:43 > 0:41:49# And I'll speak with my heart
0:41:51 > 0:41:56# A house to grace the countryside
0:41:56 > 0:42:01# Proud of where it stands
0:42:01 > 0:42:08# Beyond the door will be chairs and a table, too
0:42:08 > 0:42:13HE MOUTHS # That I'll make with my hands
0:42:13 > 0:42:18# One thing you'll make I'll cherish most
0:42:18 > 0:42:23# Make your love mine
0:42:23 > 0:42:29# And in the cradle baby sleeps
0:42:29 > 0:42:35# Cradle made out of pine
0:42:35 > 0:42:41# Speak to me of the tall pine
0:42:41 > 0:42:45# Where the wild flowers dwell
0:42:45 > 0:42:51# Speak to me of the tall pine
0:42:51 > 0:43:02# And I'll answer you well. #
0:43:25 > 0:43:27You know, when I first met you,
0:43:27 > 0:43:29I wanted to kill you.
0:43:29 > 0:43:32But now I want to kiss you.
0:43:37 > 0:43:39PLOP
0:43:50 > 0:43:52Oliver, where are you going?
0:43:52 > 0:43:54Captain Bonney's quarters.
0:43:54 > 0:43:59Captain Kidd's on deck. Let's go into his quarters to get the map.
0:43:59 > 0:44:01I'd rather go in her quarters.
0:44:01 > 0:44:05- We're going to his quarters. - He don't appeal to me.- Come on.
0:44:11 > 0:44:14The map's around here somewhere. Look around.
0:44:14 > 0:44:16Don't make any noise.
0:44:30 > 0:44:33How can you get so wet in a dry room?
0:44:33 > 0:44:36- A rough sea, I think. - What do mean a rough sea?
0:44:36 > 0:44:38Where were you?
0:44:38 > 0:44:40I had to open the window.
0:44:40 > 0:44:42Are you kidding?
0:44:42 > 0:44:44Over here?
0:44:44 > 0:44:48That's no rough sea out there. What's the matter with you?
0:44:48 > 0:44:52Look for the map! Come on! Stop this nonsense!
0:45:07 > 0:45:09Pwoo! Pwoo!
0:45:09 > 0:45:10Pwoo!
0:45:10 > 0:45:14Pwoo! Pwoo! Pwoo!
0:45:14 > 0:45:17What are you pwooing about? Did you find it?
0:45:17 > 0:45:21Why don't you dry yourself off? What are you doing?
0:45:21 > 0:45:23I opened the window and aaaaah!
0:45:23 > 0:45:26Stop it. Come here. Come here.
0:45:26 > 0:45:27LOU MUMBLES ANGRILY
0:45:27 > 0:45:32Is that what you mean out there? What's wrong out there? Come here!
0:45:32 > 0:45:35Come here! What's wrong with that water?
0:45:35 > 0:45:38Get up and take a look. Anything wrong?
0:45:38 > 0:45:40Stop it. Now, look for the map.
0:45:40 > 0:45:44Come on. It's around here some place. Maybe it's in a panel.
0:45:44 > 0:45:46Aaaah!
0:45:46 > 0:45:49Come on. Never mind your shouting.
0:45:49 > 0:45:51- Oooh!- Quiet!
0:45:51 > 0:45:54Maybe some kind of a panel. That's it.
0:46:05 > 0:46:07HE CAN'T GET THE WORDS OUT
0:46:14 > 0:46:16Rocky... Rocky!
0:46:16 > 0:46:19- Huh? - I've got the map, map, map!
0:46:19 > 0:46:22- What's that?- The map. - It's the map. That's it.
0:46:22 > 0:46:25We'll work fast before anyone comes.
0:46:25 > 0:46:28Study the map carefully. You have to eat it.
0:46:28 > 0:46:32Eat it, but keep it in here. Remember everything you eat.
0:46:32 > 0:46:36Remember everything I eat? I've got a photocell mind.
0:46:36 > 0:46:39Atta boy. Now, you're doing it.
0:46:39 > 0:46:43- Have you got a little salt? - Eat it before anyone comes.
0:46:43 > 0:46:47- After I eat it, can I put a moustache on him?- Anything you want.
0:46:47 > 0:46:50- I'll meet you on deck. - HE HICCUPS
0:46:50 > 0:46:52Must be a rock on the island.
0:47:03 > 0:47:05Ha-ha. Pretty good.
0:47:14 > 0:47:16I could have sworn I drew a moustache.
0:47:16 > 0:47:18- You didn't.- I didn't?- No.- Oh.
0:47:23 > 0:47:25I forgot something.
0:47:28 > 0:47:31Ah. I enjoyed that.
0:47:31 > 0:47:33It's stuffy in here.
0:47:33 > 0:47:35- LOU HICCUPS - Something you ate?
0:47:35 > 0:47:37Ha-ha-ha.
0:47:41 > 0:47:43Ah! That's better.
0:47:58 > 0:48:00- Pwoo!- Ha-ha-ha.
0:48:00 > 0:48:02Get wet?
0:48:05 > 0:48:07Ha-ha-ha!
0:48:08 > 0:48:10Ha-ha-ha!
0:48:18 > 0:48:20Skull Island!
0:48:20 > 0:48:23Off the port stern!
0:48:23 > 0:48:26# Lift the sail
0:48:27 > 0:48:31# Getting rid of your tale
0:48:33 > 0:48:38# I came from Liverpool, by the way, aye-eh, we go
0:48:38 > 0:48:40# With all of the grub that's in the hold
0:48:40 > 0:48:42# The grub that they serve is two months old
0:48:42 > 0:48:45# To make matters worse they serve it cold
0:48:45 > 0:48:46# Away, aye-eh, aye-oh
0:48:46 > 0:48:51# From the belles of Amsterdam and the darlings of Bordeaux
0:48:51 > 0:48:55# Had beautiful girls for company, but after a month or so at sea
0:48:55 > 0:48:58# The ugliest ones look good to me
0:48:58 > 0:49:00# Away, aye-eh, aye-oh
0:49:00 > 0:49:02# I live by the ocean with my many airs
0:49:02 > 0:49:04# He's got a lot, you know
0:49:04 > 0:49:07# And let's all remember that I drank my cares
0:49:07 > 0:49:09# Away, aye-eh, aye-oh
0:49:09 > 0:49:15# Away, aye-eh, aye-oh. #
0:49:16 > 0:49:18The last boat in tows to the shore!
0:49:18 > 0:49:22- It isn't Gibraltar, but it's home.- You've done well.
0:49:22 > 0:49:26- You'll be as safe here... - ..as in a prison.
0:49:26 > 0:49:28Would you excuse me?
0:49:28 > 0:49:31- Morgan, open the sacks! - Aye aye, captain.
0:49:31 > 0:49:33Ha-ha.
0:49:33 > 0:49:35Oh!
0:49:35 > 0:49:37I'll never learn.
0:49:37 > 0:49:42- Stay close by her and see that she doesn't escape.- Aye aye, sir.
0:49:50 > 0:49:52Boy, I'm glad we lost Captain Kidd.
0:49:52 > 0:49:54- Ah!- You'll come with us.
0:49:54 > 0:49:59Lead me to that treasure before that stupid brain of yours forgets.
0:49:59 > 0:50:01Come on!
0:50:05 > 0:50:08That's our tree.
0:50:09 > 0:50:11Three paces south.
0:50:11 > 0:50:14- One, two, three.- Get off my foot.
0:50:14 > 0:50:17I'm sorry, captain. Five paces west.
0:50:17 > 0:50:19- One... - KIDD WHISTLES
0:50:24 > 0:50:28One, two, three, four, five.
0:50:28 > 0:50:31- Dig!- Dig!- Dig!
0:50:31 > 0:50:33- Thank you very much.- You're welcome.
0:50:33 > 0:50:35- Dig!- Yes, sir.
0:50:37 > 0:50:39I win.
0:50:40 > 0:50:42Dig! ..And you dig, too.
0:50:46 > 0:50:48LOU GRUNTS
0:50:50 > 0:50:52This dirt is heavy.
0:50:52 > 0:50:54- Heavy?- Yeah.
0:50:55 > 0:50:57What's wrong with it?
0:50:57 > 0:50:59Come on, will you, please?
0:50:59 > 0:51:01LOU GRUNTS
0:51:01 > 0:51:03I think I hit the treasure.
0:51:03 > 0:51:06- You hit it.- It's heavy.- Let me see.
0:51:06 > 0:51:11It's the same thing. What's the matter with you? Come on. Dig. Dig.
0:51:12 > 0:51:14Hey!
0:51:14 > 0:51:16I've got it. I've got it!
0:51:16 > 0:51:19Come on. Give me a hand. Give me hand to lift it up.
0:51:19 > 0:51:22Hold on. Wait a minute. One, two, three!
0:51:26 > 0:51:28Hello, Captain Kidd.
0:51:28 > 0:51:30- LOU WHEEZES - Dig.
0:51:30 > 0:51:32Come on.
0:51:45 > 0:51:47Wait a minute. What are you doing?
0:51:47 > 0:51:51- Shovelling the dirt. - Don't throw it into that hole.
0:51:51 > 0:51:53I'm digging it. Get over there.
0:51:53 > 0:51:58Get over there and throw your dirt in the opposite direction.
0:52:07 > 0:52:09What are you doing?
0:52:09 > 0:52:12- Making a hole. - Don't throw it into my hole.
0:52:12 > 0:52:16- What are you getting mad for? - I'm going to relax.
0:52:16 > 0:52:18You go ahead and dig.
0:52:23 > 0:52:25Atchoo!
0:52:32 > 0:52:34Don't you try to run away,
0:52:34 > 0:52:37or I can make it miserable for you.
0:52:37 > 0:52:39How miserable can you make it?
0:52:41 > 0:52:43That's more like it.
0:53:00 > 0:53:02CLUNK CLUNK
0:53:08 > 0:53:10"Alas poor Yorick,
0:53:10 > 0:53:12"I knew him well."
0:53:12 > 0:53:14"A fellow of infinite..."
0:53:14 > 0:53:17That's the wrong play. Dig!
0:53:21 > 0:53:22CLUNK
0:53:22 > 0:53:25Is that your head or the treasure?
0:53:25 > 0:53:29It couldn't be his head. This has got something in it.
0:53:30 > 0:53:34- How am I going to look wearing diamonds? - Bring it up.
0:53:45 > 0:53:51< Take it across the island to headquarters. Get a move on.
0:53:51 > 0:53:54Hey! Hey, you're getting us all dirty.
0:53:54 > 0:53:57Aren't they nice, helping us to fill this hole?
0:54:08 > 0:54:11A man could live all his life in luxury on these.
0:54:11 > 0:54:14So could a woman. When do we sail?
0:54:14 > 0:54:17I'm going to double-cross you. It's traditional.
0:54:17 > 0:54:23- Am I to be shot or hanged?- I'll let you know. I haven't made up my mind. Morgan!
0:54:23 > 0:54:26- Drop those. Shut that up. - Aye aye.
0:54:26 > 0:54:29- Take it away! - You heard what the captain said!
0:54:39 > 0:54:43- We ought to get out and help 'em. - They won't let us out.
0:54:43 > 0:54:46We were digging our own graves. Who put us into this?
0:54:47 > 0:54:49Puddin', Puddin',
0:54:49 > 0:54:51Come on out. Argh!
0:54:52 > 0:54:55Give me your hand and I'll help you out of there.
0:55:01 > 0:55:03Argh!
0:55:03 > 0:55:05Aaaargh.
0:55:05 > 0:55:07Rocky!
0:55:07 > 0:55:10Come on.
0:55:10 > 0:55:12Give me your hand.
0:55:14 > 0:55:17Come on. Come on. Come on, Rocky.
0:55:17 > 0:55:19Atta boy.
0:55:20 > 0:55:21Puddin'?
0:55:21 > 0:55:24- Where's Puddin'?- There he is.
0:55:24 > 0:55:28Puddin'! What are you doing in there? Come on. Get out of there.
0:55:28 > 0:55:30Come on.
0:55:30 > 0:55:32Atta boy.
0:55:32 > 0:55:34Got you.
0:55:37 > 0:55:39Hey, Rocky.
0:55:39 > 0:55:42Come on, Rocky, give me your hand. Atta boy.
0:55:42 > 0:55:44Thanks, Captain Bonney.
0:55:44 > 0:55:47Captain Kidd has double-crossed us.
0:55:47 > 0:55:50- He'll kill us tonight. - How can we escape?
0:55:50 > 0:55:54- Steal a boat. Lady Jane and Bruce can keep them occupied.- Aye aye.
0:55:55 > 0:55:57OK.
0:56:18 > 0:56:23Give me that. The wench and I will entertain you, captain.
0:56:23 > 0:56:25Mm-hm.
0:56:25 > 0:56:27Have her dance, too. Aye aye, sir.
0:56:27 > 0:56:29Hey, you!
0:56:29 > 0:56:32Get over here and help entertain the men. >
0:56:36 > 0:56:38Hold her there.
0:56:46 > 0:56:51# I'm north of nowhere
0:56:51 > 0:56:55# South of someday
0:56:55 > 0:57:00# Lost when you are away
0:57:00 > 0:57:02# From me
0:57:02 > 0:57:10# Oh, my love, will I find you there?
0:57:10 > 0:57:15# North of nowhere
0:57:15 > 0:57:22# South of someday, too...
0:57:22 > 0:57:23Bravo.
0:57:23 > 0:57:26- Shh.- Sorry.
0:57:26 > 0:57:28That's all right.
0:57:30 > 0:57:31Argh!
0:57:42 > 0:57:44Here we are, Captain Kidd.
0:57:44 > 0:57:46- And here I am. - CLUNK
0:57:48 > 0:57:51- Good work. - Where do we go from here?
0:57:51 > 0:57:56- Nowhere. We've got to save Lady Jane and Bruce.- Come on.- Wait.
0:57:56 > 0:58:03# Lost when you are away
0:58:03 > 0:58:05# From me
0:58:05 > 0:58:08# I would know the harbour
0:58:08 > 0:58:12# Of your arms
0:58:12 > 0:58:19# Left upon a lonely sea
0:58:19 > 0:58:26# I look to stars above me
0:58:26 > 0:58:30# Stars to guide me
0:58:30 > 0:58:35# On the long voyage home
0:58:35 > 0:58:38# To you
0:58:38 > 0:58:48# Oh, my love, will I find you there?
0:58:48 > 0:58:53# North of nowhere
0:58:53 > 0:59:03# South of someday, too. #
0:59:03 > 0:59:05CHEERING
0:59:07 > 0:59:09How about the dance now?
0:59:09 > 0:59:11Enough of that!
0:59:11 > 0:59:14Leave that wench alone. She is my prize.
0:59:14 > 0:59:16I do not wish her exhausted.
0:59:16 > 0:59:19Avast, you crow bait! I shall hang by the arms,
0:59:19 > 0:59:21your arms.
0:59:21 > 0:59:23Come to me, you're adorable.
0:59:23 > 0:59:25Tonight's the night.
0:59:25 > 0:59:27It's only me.
0:59:27 > 0:59:29When I kiss you, swoon.
0:59:33 > 0:59:35PLOP
0:59:39 > 0:59:41Hey, you're overdoing it.
0:59:43 > 0:59:45Sing, you fools,
0:59:45 > 0:59:47while I woo this wench.
0:59:47 > 0:59:50# Hoist your jug
0:59:50 > 0:59:53# Down your drink
0:59:53 > 0:59:55# Fill your mug
0:59:55 > 0:59:57# To the drink... #
0:59:57 > 1:00:01- Come on, Lady Jane.- At last you done something right. Let's go.
1:00:01 > 1:00:05- Where's Captain Bonney? - Here I am, Puddin'.
1:00:05 > 1:00:07What happened to Kidd? Who did that?
1:00:07 > 1:00:12I did. All I did was take this shovel and I went...bang.
1:00:12 > 1:00:15Got him on the head. He's been lying like this since.
1:00:15 > 1:00:19I'll signal the ship. They should be here. Come on.
1:00:19 > 1:00:23Wait. I'll go with Captain Bonney. You watch Kidd.
1:00:23 > 1:00:26Wait. Why do you always give me tough jobs?
1:00:26 > 1:00:28All right, you watch Kidd
1:00:28 > 1:00:32- and I'll go with Captain Bonney. - That's better.
1:00:34 > 1:00:36PIRATES SING DRUNKENLY
1:00:51 > 1:00:54Captain Bonney needs help. Man your guns.
1:00:54 > 1:00:57Aye aye, sir. Man your guns.
1:01:01 > 1:01:03CAPTAIN KIDD SOBS
1:01:05 > 1:01:08- Have you got a hanky? - Yes. Here you are Captain Kidd.
1:01:08 > 1:01:10Thank you very much.
1:01:14 > 1:01:17- I feel better now. - Are you all right now?
1:01:17 > 1:01:20I'm all right now. Just a bit.
1:01:22 > 1:01:24- How do you feel?- Much better.
1:01:24 > 1:01:26- You really do?- Yeah, really.- Good.
1:01:26 > 1:01:28CLANG
1:01:32 > 1:01:33Fire when ready!
1:01:33 > 1:01:35Fire!
1:01:35 > 1:01:37Fire!
1:01:44 > 1:01:46Captain Kidd, we're being attacked!
1:01:51 > 1:01:54We're being attacked. Man the boat!
1:01:54 > 1:01:57- Aye aye.- Avast! - LOU SHOUTS INCOMPREHENSIBLY
1:01:57 > 1:02:02- That goes for you, too. - What's wrong with your voice?- Oh-oh.
1:02:02 > 1:02:07I've been around the little fat fellow so much, I talk like him.
1:02:07 > 1:02:11You talk too much like him. What happened to Captain Kidd?
1:02:11 > 1:02:14- Someone hit him with a shovel. - Who?- Me.
1:02:14 > 1:02:16Ooh!
1:02:24 > 1:02:28- One more broadside and Captain Kidd will have no crew.- Good.
1:02:33 > 1:02:34Hold your fire!
1:02:34 > 1:02:36They're done for.
1:02:36 > 1:02:38Hold your fire.
1:02:38 > 1:02:43My men have beaten them. Let's get the treasure before Kidd catches us.
1:02:43 > 1:02:45Bruce and I will carry the chest.
1:02:45 > 1:02:48- You get the boat ready. Come on. - Boat.
1:02:53 > 1:02:55There's Captain Kidd.
1:02:55 > 1:02:59He's trying to escape. Load and fire and don't miss.
1:02:59 > 1:03:03Aye aye, sir. Load and fire!
1:03:05 > 1:03:07Fire!
1:03:17 > 1:03:19Hey!
1:03:19 > 1:03:21Don't shoot! I'm on your side!
1:03:21 > 1:03:23Hup-up! Hup-up!
1:03:24 > 1:03:26Oh!
1:03:29 > 1:03:31Fire!
1:03:36 > 1:03:38Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah
1:03:43 > 1:03:46Cease firing. They're waving a white flag.
1:03:47 > 1:03:49It must be wrapped around a barrel.
1:03:52 > 1:03:56What are you doing? Get up on your feet. I... Oh-oh.
1:03:57 > 1:04:00Ha-ha-ha. I must have scared him.
1:04:00 > 1:04:02I've got him for you, Captain.
1:04:02 > 1:04:04- Put him on!- You, shut up! Ah!
1:04:05 > 1:04:08You take care of him. No, you take care of him.
1:04:08 > 1:04:11This is driving me crazy. He went that way.
1:04:13 > 1:04:15- Which way'd he go, Captain? - That way.
1:04:15 > 1:04:18That way. ..Argh!
1:04:30 > 1:04:33Ha-ha-ha!
1:04:50 > 1:04:52Eee!
1:05:23 > 1:05:25Urgh!
1:05:29 > 1:05:31HE WHISTLES SAILOR'S HORNPIPE
1:05:51 > 1:05:56Kidd's crew have gone to Davy Jones's locker. Your men are landing.
1:05:56 > 1:05:59I have a first mate. Could you use a second mate?
1:05:59 > 1:06:04- Did I overhear you say you want to be on our side?- Aye aye, Captain.
1:06:04 > 1:06:11Aye aye, sir. Aye aye. Morgan, you and Rocky to take this treasure to Captain Bonney's ship.
1:06:11 > 1:06:13- Yes, sir.- Captain. Pah.
1:06:13 > 1:06:15Take it away.
1:06:15 > 1:06:19Bruce, you and Lady Jane, keep your eye on them.
1:06:19 > 1:06:22Aye aye, sir. How about me?
1:06:22 > 1:06:24You keep your eye on me.
1:06:25 > 1:06:27Oh, Puddin'.
1:06:28 > 1:06:30Call me by my last name. Head.
1:06:30 > 1:06:32Puddin' Head.
1:06:46 > 1:06:48# For many moons we'll sail beneath
1:06:48 > 1:06:50# The Big and Little Dipper
1:06:50 > 1:06:54# And if we're loaded to the teeth
1:06:54 > 1:06:56# We owe it to the skipper
1:07:02 > 1:07:05# Once again we're off to sea
1:07:05 > 1:07:06# To the only home we know
1:07:06 > 1:07:10Help, Morgan!
1:07:10 > 1:07:12# The world where a man harpoons a whale
1:07:12 > 1:07:15# Away, aye-eh, aye-oh. #
1:07:15 > 1:07:18Subtitles by Philip Macdonald and Patrick McDonnell for BBC Subtitling - 2001
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