0:00:02 > 0:00:10This film contains very strong language
0:00:10 > 0:00:13# "Bastards Of Young" - The Replacements
0:00:13 > 0:00:16# God, what a mess
0:00:16 > 0:00:19# On the ladder of success
0:00:19 > 0:00:24# Where you take one step and miss the whole first rung
0:00:24 > 0:00:28# Dreams unfulfilled
0:00:28 > 0:00:30# Graduate unskilled
0:00:30 > 0:00:35# It beats picking cotton and waitin' to be forgotten
0:00:35 > 0:00:39# We are the sons of no-one
0:00:39 > 0:00:42# Bastards of the young
0:00:42 > 0:00:46# We are the sons of no-one
0:00:46 > 0:00:49# Bastards of the young
0:00:49 > 0:00:52# The daughters and the sons... #
0:00:52 > 0:00:54(CHATTER / LAUGHTER)
0:01:02 > 0:01:05Hey. Want to get out of here?
0:01:07 > 0:01:08What a rager, huh?
0:01:08 > 0:01:11Yeah. Yeah...
0:01:13 > 0:01:16Isn't it weird that all this...
0:01:16 > 0:01:18This all happened at the end of the semester?
0:01:18 > 0:01:20You and me?
0:01:20 > 0:01:22James...
0:01:23 > 0:01:26I don't think I can see you any more.
0:01:26 > 0:01:28You don't...
0:01:28 > 0:01:30What do you mean?
0:01:32 > 0:01:34Sorry.
0:01:39 > 0:01:41Women are mercurial, man.
0:01:41 > 0:01:44- You did just start dating last week. - It was 11 days ago.
0:01:43 > 0:01:46You didn't tell her about the scarlet V, did you?
0:01:46 > 0:01:49- That has nothing to do with it. - Ah, Christ!
0:01:49 > 0:01:51Brennan! You did. You promised me.
0:01:51 > 0:01:53I don't lie to people who I care about.
0:01:53 > 0:01:56Yes, but you could have just left it out of the narrative.
0:01:56 > 0:01:58You don't want "Virgin" to be your signifier.
0:01:58 > 0:02:01- He takes one semiotics class. - Drink up.
0:02:01 > 0:02:05You need to bed down the next lonely, plain-looking,
0:02:05 > 0:02:09insecure depressive who throws herself at you and get it over with.
0:02:09 > 0:02:11I know most people have low standards.
0:02:11 > 0:02:13I guess I'm different.
0:02:13 > 0:02:16Well, you know what?
0:02:16 > 0:02:19We'll find you a girl. All right? When we're on the continent.
0:02:19 > 0:02:22Here's to sexually permissive cultures.
0:02:22 > 0:02:24Yes, focus on Europe.
0:02:24 > 0:02:27It will be a transformative experience.
0:02:27 > 0:02:28(ALL) Graduate!
0:02:30 > 0:02:33So, I researched more youth hostels and the median cost
0:02:33 > 0:02:36is a little higher than I expected. About 7.68 more.
0:02:36 > 0:02:40Multiplied by the 42 days is 322.56.
0:02:40 > 0:02:42Bill, do you want to take this?
0:02:42 > 0:02:45Excuse me, can you get me a refill? That's an Old Fashioned.
0:02:45 > 0:02:48So with the 368 I have from Grandpa's trust fund,
0:02:48 > 0:02:52plus the 900 you guys are already giving me, thank you,
0:02:52 > 0:02:56I do need an additional 279.11.
0:02:56 > 0:03:01James, we didn't want to spoil your graduation.
0:03:01 > 0:03:05But your father has been transferred to a different department.
0:03:05 > 0:03:07Really?
0:03:07 > 0:03:09Is that a... Is that bad?
0:03:10 > 0:03:13Yes, we're making considerably less.
0:03:13 > 0:03:17Because this trip was, erm, my graduation present, so...
0:03:17 > 0:03:20Sweetie, I am so sorry about this trip.
0:03:20 > 0:03:23But I am afraid we just can't afford it.
0:03:23 > 0:03:26You could still help me with rent next year, right?
0:03:26 > 0:03:29- James, you're not listening to me. - Here you go, sir.
0:03:29 > 0:03:32There. Thank you very much.
0:03:32 > 0:03:33Listen.
0:03:33 > 0:03:36Here's to you, kiddo, happy graduation.
0:03:36 > 0:03:39What am I to do about Grad school? Columbia's holding a spot.
0:03:39 > 0:03:42If you end up deciding that's what you want to do,
0:03:42 > 0:03:44obviously you'll have to get a job.
0:03:45 > 0:03:46A summer job?
0:03:46 > 0:03:49Summer in Pittsburgh. That's fucking harsh.
0:03:49 > 0:03:50It's a nightmare.
0:03:50 > 0:03:53They don't like people like me where I'm from. We're romantics.
0:03:53 > 0:03:55I read poetry for pleasure.
0:03:55 > 0:03:57Yeah, well, don't worry about it, all right?
0:03:57 > 0:04:01With my dad's connections, we'll get a great deal on an apartment.
0:04:01 > 0:04:04And, hey, I'll float you for the first few months.
0:04:04 > 0:04:05- Yeah? - Yeah.
0:04:05 > 0:04:08- Thank you so much. - Don't worry about it.
0:04:08 > 0:04:10What are you doing? Our parents are there.
0:04:10 > 0:04:13What? Them? They're clueless.
0:04:14 > 0:04:16Fuck, this is good weed.
0:04:16 > 0:04:18Speaking of which...
0:04:18 > 0:04:21I just want you to know you'll be with me in spirit this summer.
0:04:21 > 0:04:22Hey, put that away.
0:04:22 > 0:04:25- Take it, take it, take it. - No. OK.
0:04:25 > 0:04:27Look, James.
0:04:27 > 0:04:29I know things suck right now, all right?
0:04:29 > 0:04:30But look at it this way.
0:04:30 > 0:04:34In a few short months you'll be with me in New York City.
0:04:34 > 0:04:36The greatest fucking city in the world.
0:04:36 > 0:04:38Like we always talked about, man.
0:04:38 > 0:04:40Living the adventure together.
0:04:40 > 0:04:44Quit worrying, Brennan. That's what the weed is for.
0:04:47 > 0:04:49Bill, for God's sakes, pay attention.
0:04:49 > 0:04:51All right, I'm just trying to drive.
0:04:51 > 0:04:54# "Here She Comes Now" - The Velvet Underground
0:05:12 > 0:05:15# Here she ever comes now now
0:05:15 > 0:05:17# She ever comes now now
0:05:17 > 0:05:20# She ever comes now
0:05:20 > 0:05:23# Here she ever comes now now
0:05:23 > 0:05:25# She ever comes now now
0:05:25 > 0:05:28# She ever comes now
0:05:28 > 0:05:32# Oh, oh, it look so good
0:05:32 > 0:05:35# Oh, oh, she's made out of wood
0:05:35 > 0:05:38# Just look and see
0:05:48 > 0:05:52# Now, she ever comes now now
0:05:52 > 0:05:54# She ever comes now now
0:05:53 > 0:05:56# She ever comes now
0:05:56 > 0:06:00# Now, she ever comes now now
0:06:00 > 0:06:02# She ever comes now now
0:06:02 > 0:06:04# She ever comes now
0:06:04 > 0:06:08# Oh, oh, it look so good
0:06:08 > 0:06:12# Oh, oh, she's made out of wood
0:06:12 > 0:06:15# Just look and see #
0:06:16 > 0:06:19I really haven't had that many jobs per se.
0:06:19 > 0:06:22Here are my academic records and extra-curricular activities.
0:06:22 > 0:06:26I wrote for the Gordian Knot, a literary journal in college.
0:06:26 > 0:06:28In math I got a 770 on the SATs.
0:06:28 > 0:06:30So I assume I'd be good at tabulating cheques.
0:06:30 > 0:06:32These the only jobs you ever had?
0:06:32 > 0:06:35No, I also spent several years taking care of a neighbour's lawn,
0:06:35 > 0:06:38I have their letter of recommendation here.
0:06:38 > 0:06:42- Fill this out, I'll call you if anything comes up.- OK.
0:06:42 > 0:06:45No, I've never actually driven an asphalt mixer per se,
0:06:45 > 0:06:47but I did once drive my friend's van to Wisconsin
0:06:47 > 0:06:51on a pretty lengthy road trip. Yeah. So -
0:06:51 > 0:06:52Is there any way I could take lesso-?
0:06:52 > 0:06:53They hung up.
0:06:53 > 0:06:57What am I supposed to do? I'm not even qualified for manual labour.
0:06:57 > 0:06:59The only place I can get a job is with Frigo.
0:06:59 > 0:07:00In Adventureland?
0:07:00 > 0:07:03You got a concussion on the teacup ride there when you were six.
0:07:03 > 0:07:05- You can do better. - There's nothing.
0:07:05 > 0:07:08I majored in Comparative Literature and Renaissance Studies.
0:07:08 > 0:07:11Unless someone needs to restore a fresco I'm screwed.
0:07:11 > 0:07:12For God's sakes, Bill.
0:07:17 > 0:07:20- Nad attack! - Frigo, Frigo. Hey, get off me.
0:07:20 > 0:07:22- Brennan, come here. - Frigo, stop. OK...
0:07:22 > 0:07:26- There's a lawnmower. - Ow!
0:07:26 > 0:07:27- Yes! - Ah, Frigo!
0:07:27 > 0:07:29Oh, Brennan. (LAUGHS)
0:07:35 > 0:07:38(GIRLS SCREAM ON RIDE)
0:07:39 > 0:07:42Right here, sir, right here.
0:07:42 > 0:07:44Have a fun-tastic time.
0:07:45 > 0:07:48I don't have much work experience per se.
0:07:48 > 0:07:50- (RADIO COMMS) - I'm sorry.
0:07:53 > 0:07:55Bobby?
0:07:57 > 0:08:00- You just... You gotta press it. - Oh, they're gone.
0:08:00 > 0:08:03This is James. He's applying for a games job.
0:08:03 > 0:08:05- Games! Oh, great. - Er -
0:08:05 > 0:08:07Let's get you set up.
0:08:07 > 0:08:09Actually, I'd prefer a rides job if it's still open.
0:08:09 > 0:08:11You look more like a games guy.
0:08:11 > 0:08:14- Plus I already got out the games application.- No, I just -
0:08:14 > 0:08:17My name is Bobby. OK, rules.
0:08:17 > 0:08:19No freebies.
0:08:19 > 0:08:21No free turns for your friends.
0:08:21 > 0:08:23No free upgrades.
0:08:23 > 0:08:24No free food.
0:08:24 > 0:08:27- Just nothing is free? - Everybody has to pay for everything.
0:08:27 > 0:08:32More importantly, working in games, no-one ever wins a giant-ass panda.
0:08:32 > 0:08:34We don't have that many left.
0:08:33 > 0:08:36Cool? Can you hand me a t-shirt, please?
0:08:36 > 0:08:40I have a resume, I don't know if you want to take a look at it.
0:08:40 > 0:08:44James, am I pronouncing that right? James?
0:08:44 > 0:08:46By accepting this T-shirt, you are...
0:08:46 > 0:08:47Hired.
0:08:47 > 0:08:51- Usually more of a ceremonial thing with the t-shirt.- Sorry.
0:08:51 > 0:08:53OK, new guy, let's get this over with.
0:09:01 > 0:09:04Here we are at the first of many shitty games.
0:09:04 > 0:09:07This one is inexplicably called the Flighing Dutchman.
0:09:07 > 0:09:11Even more inexplicable is how they decided to spell it.
0:09:11 > 0:09:13Hey, Jerry.
0:09:13 > 0:09:171 buys five rings. If a ring lands on one of the red bottles,
0:09:17 > 0:09:21- they win a giant-ass panda. - That is a giant-ass panda.
0:09:21 > 0:09:22It's the best prize in the park.
0:09:22 > 0:09:25That's because this game is unwinnable.
0:09:25 > 0:09:28Observe. Drop a ring from three inches away.
0:09:28 > 0:09:30So nobody ever wins?
0:09:30 > 0:09:32If someone wins a giant-ass panda on your watch,
0:09:32 > 0:09:35you should just go home cos you're fired.
0:09:35 > 0:09:38The object of the game is to knock the hat off with a soft ball.
0:09:38 > 0:09:43Except, as you'll see, half the hats are glued on.
0:09:43 > 0:09:45- Really? - Yeah.
0:09:45 > 0:09:48We pay little Malaysian kids 10 cents a day to make these toys,
0:09:48 > 0:09:50we can't just give them away.
0:09:50 > 0:09:53You get a five minute bathroom break every two hours.
0:09:53 > 0:09:57I recommend saving a few up in case you have to go number two.
0:09:57 > 0:09:59Brennan. They got you working on games?
0:09:59 > 0:10:02What a pussy! You're such a pussy!
0:10:02 > 0:10:04You know that demented person?
0:10:04 > 0:10:07Yeah, he used to be my best friend. Then I turned four.
0:10:07 > 0:10:09If you stand directly below the hoop
0:10:09 > 0:10:12you'll see it's been hammered into an oval shape.
0:10:12 > 0:10:14From back there you can't tell.
0:10:14 > 0:10:17Jesus, that's so wrong.
0:10:17 > 0:10:20Criminal abuse of the laws of perspective.
0:10:20 > 0:10:23- People are getting ripped off.- Yeah, Trotsky. Let's get you a booth.
0:10:23 > 0:10:26Your life must be utter shit or you wouldn't be here.
0:10:26 > 0:10:28I was going to Europe but my family has money problems.
0:10:28 > 0:10:30Wait until your parents make you pay rent.
0:10:30 > 0:10:33My dad even makes me pay utilities.
0:10:33 > 0:10:35I don't want popcorn!
0:10:35 > 0:10:36# "Modern Love" - David Bowie
0:10:36 > 0:10:41# I catch a paper boy But things don't really change
0:10:41 > 0:10:43# I'm standing in the wind
0:10:43 > 0:10:45# But I never wave bye-bye
0:10:49 > 0:10:51# But I try
0:10:52 > 0:10:54# I try... #
0:10:55 > 0:10:57Hey, litter bug, in the clown mouth.
0:10:57 > 0:11:02(BELL RINGS) OK, we have a winner.
0:11:02 > 0:11:04It's the purple horse.
0:11:04 > 0:11:07Green is in second, Yellow is third. Congratulations.
0:11:07 > 0:11:09Here you go.
0:11:09 > 0:11:11You can have that.
0:11:11 > 0:11:14- Hey, James? - Yeah.
0:11:14 > 0:11:17Think you could maybe take it up a notch?
0:11:17 > 0:11:19Yeah, maybe I'm not the right guy to run this game.
0:11:19 > 0:11:22I think I should probably be on the rides.
0:11:22 > 0:11:23No, no, no.
0:11:23 > 0:11:25You're more of a game guy.
0:11:25 > 0:11:27You're very gamey.
0:11:27 > 0:11:28Yeah, yeah, OK.
0:11:28 > 0:11:32Have you ever seen a horse race? Have you heard one on the radio?
0:11:32 > 0:11:34Harness racing or the normal kind?
0:11:34 > 0:11:36That's a good question.
0:11:36 > 0:11:37It doesn't really matter.
0:11:37 > 0:11:40The Kentucky Derby, have you seen that?
0:11:39 > 0:11:41How they announce it on the radio.
0:11:41 > 0:11:45- Yay, 100, 200, 200, going... - That's an auction.
0:11:45 > 0:11:47So don't, yeah, just get into it.
0:11:47 > 0:11:50Make it a show, a performance, you know what I mean?
0:11:50 > 0:11:52Let's take it to a 10.
0:11:52 > 0:11:54I've got faith in you, man.
0:11:54 > 0:11:55Thank you.
0:11:55 > 0:11:58- Take it to a 10. I like that. - OK.
0:12:01 > 0:12:05Ladies and gentlemen, put down your mint juleps.
0:12:04 > 0:12:07Horses are all at the starting gate.
0:12:07 > 0:12:08OK, and they're off.
0:12:08 > 0:12:10Red bolts out of the gate, an early lead.
0:12:10 > 0:12:14Look out, here comes Green challenging from the outside lane.
0:12:14 > 0:12:15Green runs well on a muddy track,
0:12:15 > 0:12:18so today's conditions give him a slight edge.
0:12:18 > 0:12:20Yellow is dead last. What a disappointment
0:12:20 > 0:12:23after Yellow's strong showing in Saratoga last spring.
0:12:23 > 0:12:26Wait, look out, out of nowhere Orange breaks ahead
0:12:26 > 0:12:29and in the backstretch it's Orange and Green.
0:12:28 > 0:12:31Orange takes it by a nose. Green places and Red shows.
0:12:31 > 0:12:34Please come to the window to collect your winnings.
0:12:34 > 0:12:36- What window? - Huh?
0:12:36 > 0:12:37There's a window?
0:12:37 > 0:12:39No. Here you go.
0:12:41 > 0:12:42Congratulations, sir.
0:12:42 > 0:12:46# Gets me to the church on time
0:12:46 > 0:12:47# Church on time
0:12:47 > 0:12:48# Terrifies me
0:12:48 > 0:12:50# Church on time
0:12:49 > 0:12:51# Makes me party
0:12:51 > 0:12:52# Church on time... #
0:12:52 > 0:12:53I'm new.
0:12:53 > 0:12:58"Our original initiative rapidly got tangled up in the sale of arms
0:12:58 > 0:13:00"and the sale of arms got tangled up..."
0:13:02 > 0:13:04Why don't you call one of your old friends?
0:13:04 > 0:13:08Heard Danny's back in town. Pat.
0:13:08 > 0:13:12And tell them I work as a carny? No, thank you.
0:13:13 > 0:13:15- Yo, guy. - Yeah?
0:13:15 > 0:13:17- Give me five. - OK.
0:13:20 > 0:13:23Hey. I heard some big fat lady fell off the paratrooper.
0:13:23 > 0:13:25Really, I didn't hear, was she OK?
0:13:25 > 0:13:27I don't know.
0:13:27 > 0:13:30- Hey, you know what, give me ten. - OK.
0:13:30 > 0:13:32You know what, make it 15.
0:13:32 > 0:13:37Yeah, I heard she was this big fat slob of a woman.
0:13:37 > 0:13:41Hey, he won, check it out. Way to go!
0:13:41 > 0:13:42Oh, we got a winner!
0:13:42 > 0:13:45OK, sir, actually I saw you...
0:13:44 > 0:13:47..holding him over the bottles. That's cheating.
0:13:47 > 0:13:50No, he won fair and square. You gotta give him a prize.
0:13:50 > 0:13:53- I saw him throw it. - Thank you, sir.
0:13:53 > 0:13:56Guys, fellas, I could lose my job.
0:13:56 > 0:14:00This faggot's trying to rip off a kid.
0:14:00 > 0:14:02Why don't you give the kid a fucking panda.
0:14:05 > 0:14:07Here you go, here's your panda.
0:14:07 > 0:14:08Yeah, thanks.
0:14:08 > 0:14:12Here you go, Dom. He's just a little kid.
0:14:12 > 0:14:14Am I going to get in trouble?
0:14:14 > 0:14:16No-one is supposed to lose a giant-ass panda.
0:14:16 > 0:14:19Is it worth getting knifed over?
0:14:19 > 0:14:21Hi, I'm James Brennan, I just started.
0:14:21 > 0:14:24Em. Nice to meet you.
0:14:24 > 0:14:28Sucks you're going to lose your job your second day, James.
0:14:28 > 0:14:32No. Shit. I... I need this job.
0:14:32 > 0:14:34I'm kidding.
0:14:34 > 0:14:37You're OK. I'll tell Bobby you lost the panda at knifepoint.
0:14:37 > 0:14:41Yo, Connell, rock on!
0:14:44 > 0:14:47- Who's that? - Connell. He's the maintenance guy.
0:14:53 > 0:14:54Hey, Joel.
0:14:54 > 0:14:56Is that a pipe?
0:14:56 > 0:14:58Yeah, I know.
0:14:58 > 0:15:01It's a revolting affectation but it relaxes me.
0:15:01 > 0:15:03Hey, Joel.
0:15:02 > 0:15:04- Hi. - Hi.
0:15:04 > 0:15:06You guys want some of this?
0:15:06 > 0:15:08I bagged it from Paulette.
0:15:08 > 0:15:15Cuban rum.
0:15:15 > 0:15:18Think somebody was trying to write "Satan lives" on the wall
0:15:18 > 0:15:20but they spelt it "satin lives".
0:15:20 > 0:15:23One of those textile worshipping cults no doubt.
0:15:23 > 0:15:25- That's very funny. - Yeah.
0:15:25 > 0:15:27Lou Reed? I like the tee, Em.
0:15:27 > 0:15:31- You know about Connell and Lou, right?- No, don't know about them.
0:15:31 > 0:15:33Time out, guys.
0:15:33 > 0:15:36- Guys, he doesn't know the legend. - Connell once jammed with Lou Reed.
0:15:36 > 0:15:39- Really? Lou Reed? - THE Lou Reed.
0:15:39 > 0:15:42- Connell is, like, a real musician? - Yeah.
0:15:42 > 0:15:44He's got his own band, it's awesome.
0:15:44 > 0:15:47- He has gotta get pussy with it. - He's married, you perv.
0:15:47 > 0:15:50Nice pipe, Grandpa.
0:15:50 > 0:15:52Oh, my God.
0:15:52 > 0:15:54That was a whole corn dog.
0:15:54 > 0:15:56I'm sorry, Joel, my brother is such a douche.
0:15:56 > 0:15:59- (CAR HORN)- That's us. Let's go, panty stain.
0:15:59 > 0:16:02Panty stain. That's me. Good night everybody.
0:16:02 > 0:16:04Hey, I could give you a ride if you want?
0:16:04 > 0:16:07Really? Frigo, I got a ride. Really?
0:16:07 > 0:16:09- What?- Yeah. - Thank you so much.
0:16:09 > 0:16:11I got a ride. You can go. Good night.
0:16:11 > 0:16:13- You got a ride? - Yes.
0:16:13 > 0:16:15All right. Then why don't you ride this?
0:16:15 > 0:16:18- Oh, my God!- Frigo! - Holy shit.
0:16:18 > 0:16:20- All right, I'll see you! - What the hell was that?
0:16:20 > 0:16:22It's just my life.
0:16:25 > 0:16:28# "I Don't Want To Know If You're Lonely" - Husker Du
0:16:36 > 0:16:41# I'm curious to know exactly how you are
0:16:41 > 0:16:46# I keep my distance But that distance is too far
0:16:46 > 0:16:51# It reassures me just to know that you're OK
0:16:51 > 0:16:55# But I don't want to go on needing me this way
0:16:55 > 0:16:56# And I
0:16:56 > 0:17:01# Don't want to know if you are lonely #
0:17:01 > 0:17:04- Here, have some rum. - Thanks.
0:17:04 > 0:17:08Oh, shit. Sorry, my mother. She's very nosy.
0:17:08 > 0:17:12She used to read my journals. I had to start writing in Italian.
0:17:11 > 0:17:16I took Italian for a year. Went through an opera. OK, she's gone.
0:17:17 > 0:17:20So Joel told me that you're going to Columbia Grad School.
0:17:20 > 0:17:23- Yeah. - Wow.
0:17:23 > 0:17:26- I'm at NYU right now. - Really?
0:17:26 > 0:17:31That's cool, maybe I'll run into you on the streets of NYC.
0:17:31 > 0:17:33- What are you studying? - Journalism.
0:17:33 > 0:17:35I want to be a travel essayist,
0:17:35 > 0:17:38but I want to report on the real state of the world.
0:17:38 > 0:17:41Like Charles Dickens wrote what you might call travel books,
0:17:41 > 0:17:44but he visited prisons and mental asylums.
0:17:46 > 0:17:48- That's cool. - Is it?
0:17:48 > 0:17:49- Yeah. - OK.
0:17:49 > 0:17:51No, it is.
0:17:51 > 0:17:54Why do you have to go to Grad school for that?
0:17:54 > 0:17:57That's a valid question.
0:17:56 > 0:18:00Actually, journalism is like this old boys' network.
0:18:00 > 0:18:05You need the right connections, it's Ivy League, very exclusive.
0:18:05 > 0:18:09I think my mother would rather I intern at some Fortune 500 company.
0:18:10 > 0:18:13- Fuck that, right? - Yeah.
0:18:15 > 0:18:17Yeah.
0:18:17 > 0:18:20I got to go. I have to meet a friend.
0:18:20 > 0:18:23- OK, thanks for the ride. - Sure.
0:18:56 > 0:18:59I heard you jammed with Lou Reed.
0:18:59 > 0:19:03- Don't believe everything you hear. - OK.
0:19:03 > 0:19:05I'll tell you about it some time.
0:19:06 > 0:19:08So, where does your band play?
0:19:08 > 0:19:11Usual shitholes around town.
0:19:11 > 0:19:13Need better musicians.
0:19:13 > 0:19:16- Gonna start a new band out in LA. - Los Angeles?
0:19:16 > 0:19:18Yeah, it's gonna be cool. Going this winter.
0:19:20 > 0:19:22- Jesus. - Nasty.
0:19:22 > 0:19:24You'll get better at avoiding that.
0:19:29 > 0:19:31Hey, guys.
0:19:31 > 0:19:34A party at my house tonight, my dad's out of town.
0:19:34 > 0:19:36I'm invited?
0:19:36 > 0:19:37Yep.
0:19:37 > 0:19:42- That's why I'm telling you. Connell? - You kiddies have fun.
0:19:45 > 0:19:48She's cool, right?
0:19:48 > 0:19:49You're just smearing that around.
0:19:51 > 0:19:54I'm a virgin at table games so go easy on me.
0:19:54 > 0:19:57We're having a ping-pong tournament.
0:19:57 > 0:19:58- Hey. - Hey.
0:19:58 > 0:20:00Nice digs.
0:19:59 > 0:20:03Kind of begs the question, why are you working at Adventureland?
0:20:03 > 0:20:05Well, my dad's a lawyer.
0:20:05 > 0:20:07It's been his lifelong dream
0:20:07 > 0:20:09for his daughter to work at Adventureland.
0:20:09 > 0:20:10High hopes.
0:20:10 > 0:20:13Also gets me out of the house.
0:20:13 > 0:20:15So we can drink your parents' booze?
0:20:15 > 0:20:18- Absolutely. - Awesome.
0:20:18 > 0:20:19Don't touch me.
0:20:19 > 0:20:22Hey, I actually brought something for the party.
0:20:25 > 0:20:28- What is that? - It's a joint.
0:20:28 > 0:20:29Oh, crooked.
0:20:30 > 0:20:34Bobby is weird, I had to get the extra key for the bathroom.
0:20:34 > 0:20:38I went back, opened the door, and there were all these pictures
0:20:38 > 0:20:41of him and Paulette naked.
0:20:47 > 0:20:50I'm gonna go for a swim.
0:20:50 > 0:20:52Anybody care to join me?
0:20:56 > 0:20:58OK.
0:21:03 > 0:21:04Come on.
0:21:04 > 0:21:08Is anybody else coming in here? Just us?
0:21:08 > 0:21:10Yeah, OK.
0:21:18 > 0:21:21- See? It's not so bad. - No, it's OK.
0:21:29 > 0:21:32Do you have any more of that pot?
0:21:32 > 0:21:35Yeah, at home, why?
0:21:35 > 0:21:38- We should make pot cookies.- OK. - That would be so fun.
0:21:38 > 0:21:40- Have you done that? - I have not.
0:21:40 > 0:21:42- I've had cookies. - Right.
0:21:42 > 0:21:45- My connections have all dried up. - Your connections have dried up?
0:21:45 > 0:21:48You think I have ties to the underworld? I have five joints.
0:21:48 > 0:21:51You think I'm gonna put out a hit on somebody?
0:21:51 > 0:21:52- Yeah. - Yeah.
0:21:59 > 0:22:01Whoo! Oh, my God.
0:22:02 > 0:22:06I got you. It's only two feet, so I can handle it.
0:22:13 > 0:22:15I'm going to get a drink. Want one?
0:22:23 > 0:22:26- Coming? - Yeah.
0:22:27 > 0:22:29Erm...
0:22:29 > 0:22:33- Yeah, I'll meet you inside. - OK.
0:22:33 > 0:22:34I'll meet you inside.
0:22:34 > 0:22:35- OK. - OK.
0:22:37 > 0:22:38Shit.
0:22:41 > 0:22:42Boner!
0:22:42 > 0:22:43You got a boner.
0:22:43 > 0:22:45Brennan's got a boner.
0:22:52 > 0:22:53Thanks.
0:22:53 > 0:22:57I like your records. Eno, Replacements, Big Star.
0:22:57 > 0:22:59Hey, give me your underwear.
0:22:59 > 0:23:02I'll throw them in the dryer for you.
0:23:02 > 0:23:04- Promise you'll get them back. - Yeah.
0:23:09 > 0:23:11Thank you.
0:23:20 > 0:23:22Who's that?
0:23:22 > 0:23:23It's my step mom.
0:23:26 > 0:23:29I don't think there's any pictures of my mom in here.
0:23:29 > 0:23:31- She died two years ago. - Really?
0:23:33 > 0:23:35I'm sorry.
0:23:35 > 0:23:39My dad remarried last year. That's Francy.
0:23:39 > 0:23:42- See that unholy abomination on her head?- Yeah.
0:23:42 > 0:23:45- It's a wig. - Is it?
0:23:45 > 0:23:49She had a nervous breakdown when her first husband divorced her.
0:23:49 > 0:23:51Lost all her hair.
0:23:51 > 0:23:55I would feel bad if she wasn't such a status-obsessed witch.
0:23:58 > 0:24:00I'm buzzed. You?
0:24:00 > 0:24:02Yeah, kind of.
0:24:14 > 0:24:17- What was that? - What was what?
0:24:17 > 0:24:20- You want to go see what they're doing?- Yes.
0:24:25 > 0:24:27- (FRIGO)- I think I drank, like, a whole bottle of vodka.
0:24:27 > 0:24:30You were drinking vermouth. Disgusting.
0:24:30 > 0:24:32It's a type of vodka.
0:24:35 > 0:24:36OK?
0:24:37 > 0:24:39Frigo? What are you doing?
0:24:39 > 0:24:40OK.
0:24:40 > 0:24:41Good night.
0:24:42 > 0:24:44(PHONE RINGS)
0:24:48 > 0:24:50Hello?
0:24:51 > 0:24:54Hey. No.
0:24:53 > 0:24:56Actually, party broke up pretty early.
0:25:05 > 0:25:07I'm in here.
0:25:09 > 0:25:13# "Taste of Cindy" (acoustic version) - The Jesus And Mary Chain
0:25:22 > 0:25:26So, do we have, like, five minutes?
0:25:26 > 0:25:28No.
0:25:31 > 0:25:34There's not much point in wasting time, though.
0:26:16 > 0:26:18Lisa P is back.
0:26:18 > 0:26:20- Lisa P is back. - Lisa P? Did you hear that?
0:26:20 > 0:26:25Lisa P is back. Lisa P is back.
0:26:25 > 0:26:28- Brennan, Brennan, Lisa P is back. - Who's Lisa P?
0:26:28 > 0:26:30Holy mother of crap, who's Lisa P?
0:26:30 > 0:26:32That's Lisa P.
0:26:32 > 0:26:34# "Tops" - Rolling Stones
0:26:38 > 0:26:43# Have you ever heard those opening lines?
0:26:43 > 0:26:49# You should leave this small town way behind
0:26:49 > 0:26:52# I'll be your partner
0:26:52 > 0:26:54# Show you the steps
0:26:54 > 0:26:57# With me behind your tasting... #
0:26:57 > 0:27:01Oh my God, look at the shape of her ass.
0:27:01 > 0:27:02It's a platonic ideal.
0:27:02 > 0:27:03That ass is a higher truth.
0:27:03 > 0:27:08Look at that little portal of light just below the crotch.
0:27:08 > 0:27:10Right where the thigh meets the pudendum.
0:27:10 > 0:27:12The pudendum? Are you pre-med?
0:27:12 > 0:27:15I'm telling you, I've had dreams about that diamond-shaped portal.
0:27:15 > 0:27:19- She's coming over, man, be cool. - OK, I'll try to hold it together.
0:27:19 > 0:27:22- Hey, Lisa. Hey, Kelly. - Hey, Joel.
0:27:22 > 0:27:24So, I didn't expect you to be back here.
0:27:24 > 0:27:27I had my whole summer mapped out.
0:27:27 > 0:27:30Laying out by the pool by day, dancing by night.
0:27:30 > 0:27:35My dad got injured on a job and he's laid up so I got to help out.
0:27:35 > 0:27:39Sorry to hear that. My mom has shingles.
0:27:39 > 0:27:40Oh.
0:27:40 > 0:27:43Well, I got to go run the Musik-Express,
0:27:43 > 0:27:47I don't want Paulette bitching on my first day.
0:27:47 > 0:27:49- I'm Lisa. - James.
0:27:49 > 0:27:52I heard you lost a giant-ass panda at knifepoint.
0:27:52 > 0:27:55Did you? Guess my legend precedes me.
0:27:55 > 0:27:57What?
0:27:57 > 0:27:59It was nice to meet you.
0:27:59 > 0:28:02Nice to meet you too, James.
0:28:02 > 0:28:04Bye, Lisa. Bye, Kelly.
0:28:05 > 0:28:08Little more than 40 per cent of these fish are dead.
0:28:08 > 0:28:11I'm amazed how tiny my pay cheque is, I've been working doubles.
0:28:11 > 0:28:13We are doing the work of pathetic, lazy morons.
0:28:13 > 0:28:15# "Rock Me Amadeus" - Falco
0:28:15 > 0:28:18Jesus fucking Christ, they play this song like 20 times a day.
0:28:18 > 0:28:20Fucking sadists.
0:28:20 > 0:28:21Fucking sadists!
0:28:25 > 0:28:27Hey.
0:28:27 > 0:28:30Hey, I made you a tape. These are my favourite bummer songs.
0:28:30 > 0:28:33Truly miserable, pit of despair songs. I think you'll love it.
0:28:33 > 0:28:34- Cool. - Yeah.
0:28:34 > 0:28:38- Hey, you want to get a drink or something?- Sure.
0:28:45 > 0:28:49# I've got a fever of 103
0:28:49 > 0:28:53# Come on, baby, do you do more than dance?
0:28:53 > 0:28:56# I'm hot-blooded, hot-blooded... #
0:29:07 > 0:29:10Hey, I, erm, feel like I should tell you.
0:29:10 > 0:29:13Tell me what?
0:29:13 > 0:29:18Yeah, I had my heart broken recently. Is that...? I don't know.
0:29:18 > 0:29:21I just thought I should... tell you.
0:29:21 > 0:29:23- That sucks. - Yeah.
0:29:23 > 0:29:26- Who broke your heart? - A girl at school.
0:29:26 > 0:29:27It was typical.
0:29:27 > 0:29:30Actually I think there was something there,
0:29:30 > 0:29:34I think we actually had potential. I don't know, I think she...
0:29:34 > 0:29:36I think she was afraid.
0:29:36 > 0:29:37Afraid of what?
0:29:37 > 0:29:39I don't know, of it being good or something.
0:29:39 > 0:29:42Was the sex good?
0:29:42 > 0:29:44She was very sexy.
0:29:44 > 0:29:48- You been with a lot of girls? - Mm-hmm. Yep.
0:29:48 > 0:29:52Are we talking about, like, intercourse specifically?
0:29:53 > 0:29:56Yeah.
0:29:56 > 0:30:00In that case, there are actually a few times that I...
0:30:00 > 0:30:04Yeah, a few times I could have done that. But it wasn't exactly right.
0:30:04 > 0:30:07So you're telling me you're a virgin?
0:30:07 > 0:30:10- There were circumstances. - Oh, my God.
0:30:10 > 0:30:12No! I will tell... OK.
0:30:12 > 0:30:15All right, in junior year I was dating a girl, Betsy Cooke.
0:30:15 > 0:30:19Betsy was kind of like... a prude actually.
0:30:19 > 0:30:21One day I was reading Shakespeare
0:30:21 > 0:30:25and I realised I don't really love this person.
0:30:25 > 0:30:29It was one of the sonnets.
0:30:29 > 0:30:31"Being your slave, what should I do
0:30:31 > 0:30:34"but tend upon the hours and times of your desires?"
0:30:34 > 0:30:39And I realised I don't want to tend to Betsy's hours or her times.
0:30:39 > 0:30:41That doesn't matter.
0:30:41 > 0:30:44I drove to Betsy's house and I was about to tell her
0:30:44 > 0:30:46and that's the night she said she wanted to have sex.
0:30:46 > 0:30:48It was the same night.
0:30:48 > 0:30:50You didn't just fuck her anyway?
0:30:51 > 0:30:52Huh?
0:30:53 > 0:30:54No.
0:30:57 > 0:31:00So what about you?
0:31:00 > 0:31:02And intercourse.
0:31:02 > 0:31:05- Can you stop saying intercourse? - Sure.
0:31:05 > 0:31:07I don't know, there were guys in high school.
0:31:07 > 0:31:11And there were other ones.
0:31:11 > 0:31:13Were you in love with any of them?
0:31:13 > 0:31:14No.
0:31:14 > 0:31:16- Hell, no. - Gotcha.
0:31:18 > 0:31:21Oh, hey, it's Connell. Hey, Connell.
0:31:21 > 0:31:23- Jimbo. - Hey, you know this place?
0:31:23 > 0:31:27Yeah, everybody knows this is my joint.
0:31:27 > 0:31:29These guys work at the park. This is Ronnie.
0:31:29 > 0:31:32- Nice to meet you. - Hi.- Hey.
0:31:32 > 0:31:35We're going to meet some friends in the back.
0:31:35 > 0:31:36Cool.
0:31:39 > 0:31:40My nephew!
0:31:45 > 0:31:47Was that Connell's wife? She's really pretty.
0:31:47 > 0:31:49Yeah, she is.
0:31:49 > 0:31:54She works at that lame disco, Razzmatazz.
0:31:54 > 0:31:56- It's kind of sad. - I've never been there.
0:31:56 > 0:32:00I mean their marriage is sad. He didn't want it, but he's trapped.
0:32:07 > 0:32:08Are you sure you want to go?
0:32:08 > 0:32:10The band is really awful.
0:32:10 > 0:32:13- Yeah, I just needed some air. - OK.
0:32:14 > 0:32:18# "Pale Blue Eyes" - The Velvet Underground
0:32:21 > 0:32:24# Sometimes I feel so happy
0:32:27 > 0:32:29# Sometimes I feel so sad
0:32:33 > 0:32:35# Sometimes I feel so happy
0:32:37 > 0:32:41# But mostly you just make me mad
0:32:43 > 0:32:46# Baby, you just make me mad
0:32:50 > 0:32:54# Linger on
0:32:55 > 0:32:57# Your pale blue eyes
0:33:01 > 0:33:05# Linger on
0:33:06 > 0:33:10# Your pale blue eyes... # Hey, can we go somewhere?
0:33:10 > 0:33:11Yeah.
0:33:15 > 0:33:18# Thought of you as my mountain-top
0:33:20 > 0:33:23# Thought of you as my peak
0:33:26 > 0:33:29# Thought of you as everything
0:33:30 > 0:33:34# I've had but couldn't keep
0:33:35 > 0:33:39Hey. # I've had but couldn't keep
0:33:43 > 0:33:47# Linger on
0:33:48 > 0:33:52# Your pale blue eyes... #
0:33:58 > 0:34:00- You made out with her? - Yeah.
0:34:00 > 0:34:05I just kissed her, I don't know what came over me, it was incredible.
0:34:05 > 0:34:07Cool, man.
0:34:07 > 0:34:09How was that?
0:34:09 > 0:34:10It was fantastic.
0:34:10 > 0:34:13She's like... perfect.
0:34:13 > 0:34:16- Good for you, man. - Yeah.
0:34:16 > 0:34:18I got to open my booth.
0:34:21 > 0:34:24# "Rock Me Amadeus" - Falco
0:34:30 > 0:34:32Do you have an ice-pick I can jam into my ears?
0:34:32 > 0:34:35- I can't listen to this song anymore. - I don't, but...
0:34:37 > 0:34:39..I have this.
0:34:39 > 0:34:42- Be cool with that. - OK, thanks.
0:34:45 > 0:34:48- On a date last night? - Wouldn't call it a date.
0:34:48 > 0:34:50Not into Em?
0:34:51 > 0:34:52No, she's great.
0:34:52 > 0:34:55I don't know if I'm ready for a girlfriend yet.
0:34:55 > 0:34:57I'm getting over a broken heart.
0:34:57 > 0:34:59Hope you didn't tell her that.
0:34:59 > 0:35:01Erm, why?
0:35:02 > 0:35:05You told her that, didn't you?
0:35:05 > 0:35:08James, no girl wants to hear about some other chick you're hard up for.
0:35:08 > 0:35:11- Right. They don't? - They don't.
0:35:11 > 0:35:14I'm not saying never be vulnerable with a girl.
0:35:14 > 0:35:18I'm just saying don't play that card first.
0:35:18 > 0:35:20Wait, it's a card?
0:35:20 > 0:35:21Like a card?
0:35:21 > 0:35:23There's a science to it.
0:35:23 > 0:35:26You're probably pretty good at science.
0:35:26 > 0:35:27That works now.
0:35:27 > 0:35:29OK.
0:35:29 > 0:35:32- (JOEL)- OK, observe.
0:35:32 > 0:35:33Two options.
0:35:33 > 0:35:36I can play it safe, pick them off from back here,
0:35:36 > 0:35:40or could rush into the breach, guns ablazing,
0:35:40 > 0:35:43make a run for the cortex and bombs away.
0:35:45 > 0:35:47"Audentis fortuna iuvat."
0:35:47 > 0:35:50"Fortune favours the bold." Virgil said that.
0:35:50 > 0:35:53I'm sure Virgil had Bionic Mutant in mind.
0:35:53 > 0:35:55- I'm going to go punch out. - All right, bye.
0:35:55 > 0:35:58- Your turn, man. - OK, but I'm not very good at this.
0:36:01 > 0:36:03- Hi. - Hi.
0:36:03 > 0:36:05I really want to see you tonight.
0:36:05 > 0:36:08- Tonight? - Yeah.
0:36:08 > 0:36:11Unless you've got something else going on.
0:36:12 > 0:36:14You're doing really good.
0:36:15 > 0:36:18< I jump when he jumps just instinctively.
0:36:18 > 0:36:19Where do you want to go?
0:36:19 > 0:36:21Not the back seat of your car.
0:36:21 > 0:36:24We can go to my mom's.
0:36:29 > 0:36:32- Hey, James. - Yeah?
0:36:34 > 0:36:36Whoa, bonus round.
0:36:36 > 0:36:37Kudos.
0:36:38 > 0:36:40I heard you might have some weed.
0:36:41 > 0:36:43Yeah, I have a stash.
0:36:43 > 0:36:45You like the ganja?
0:36:47 > 0:36:48Sometimes.
0:36:50 > 0:36:52Beer?
0:36:52 > 0:36:55Erm, got anything stronger?
0:36:55 > 0:36:57Yeah.
0:36:57 > 0:37:00# "So It Goes" - Nick Lowe
0:37:02 > 0:37:07What excuse do you give your mother for coming down here so late?
0:37:07 > 0:37:09Got to pump some midnight iron?
0:37:09 > 0:37:13Sometimes I come here to practise.
0:37:13 > 0:37:16Give Ronnie a break.
0:37:15 > 0:37:20You still hot for your wife? What's the sex like?
0:37:20 > 0:37:23Why would you say that?
0:37:23 > 0:37:25Don't be mean.
0:37:25 > 0:37:30- Jeez, you're sensitive. - No, I'm serious.
0:37:30 > 0:37:33When we're together we're good to each other.
0:37:33 > 0:37:35Let's not ruin it.
0:37:42 > 0:37:44So, how's your dad?
0:37:45 > 0:37:48Since he can't work he's been so fucked up.
0:37:49 > 0:37:52Stays in bed a lot.
0:37:52 > 0:37:54Won't see anyone.
0:37:54 > 0:37:58- Men are prideful creatures. - Exactly.
0:38:01 > 0:38:04Do you believe in God?
0:38:04 > 0:38:06Erm... Wow.
0:38:06 > 0:38:09Theology doesn't come up a lot around here.
0:38:09 > 0:38:12You see someone you love in pain you think about that stuff.
0:38:12 > 0:38:16I believe in love.
0:38:17 > 0:38:20I mean, I think that love is very transferable.
0:38:20 > 0:38:22I mean transformable.
0:38:22 > 0:38:25I think love makes things transform.
0:38:28 > 0:38:30I'm majorly high.
0:38:30 > 0:38:32Shit.
0:38:32 > 0:38:34Shit, yeah, me too.
0:38:34 > 0:38:36- (LAUGHS) - Having dinner with my parents.
0:38:40 > 0:38:42Somebody's hungry.
0:38:42 > 0:38:44James, I read that Pitt has some journalism courses.
0:38:44 > 0:38:48- Is that so? - Oh, yeah?
0:38:48 > 0:38:53Yeah, I was just thinking that it might make physical sense
0:38:53 > 0:38:56for you to stay close to home for a while.
0:38:56 > 0:39:00And they have these broadcasting internships on Mister Rogers.
0:39:00 > 0:39:03I get to intern on a kids' show? With marionettes?
0:39:03 > 0:39:06I thought you wanted me to go to an Ivy League school,
0:39:06 > 0:39:07like the one I've been accepted to.
0:39:07 > 0:39:10I am just trying to be pragmatic.
0:39:10 > 0:39:14They're hand puppets. Not marionettes.
0:39:14 > 0:39:16On Mister Rogers.
0:39:16 > 0:39:20Like, "Royal greetings. I am King Friday."
0:39:20 > 0:39:22That's a terrible impression.
0:39:22 > 0:39:24James, what is wrong with you?
0:39:24 > 0:39:28We, the people, in order to have a more perfect union say,
0:39:28 > 0:39:30"Let's party!"
0:39:30 > 0:39:33Hey! Jugglers, fireworks.
0:39:33 > 0:39:37Mr Fabulous's incredible performing canines tonight.
0:39:37 > 0:39:41Hey, kid. In the clown mouth. Come on. Be a pal.
0:39:41 > 0:39:43- Thanks, buddy. - Eat it!
0:39:43 > 0:39:46Son of a bitch!
0:39:46 > 0:39:48Get him, get him.
0:39:48 > 0:39:51- Come here! - Be careful.
0:39:51 > 0:39:54Yay, all right!
0:39:56 > 0:40:00I don't even celebrate 4th July. I celebrate Bastille Day.
0:40:00 > 0:40:03That's why Bastille Day is going to be a blast for me.
0:40:03 > 0:40:06# "Don't Dream It's Over" - Crowded House
0:40:08 > 0:40:11# There is freedom within
0:40:11 > 0:40:13# There is freedom without
0:40:13 > 0:40:17# Try to catch the deluge in a paper cup
0:40:19 > 0:40:23# There's a battle ahead
0:40:22 > 0:40:24# Many battles are lost
0:40:24 > 0:40:30# But you never see the end of the road while you're travelling with me
0:40:30 > 0:40:32# Hey now, hey now
0:40:32 > 0:40:35# Don't dream it's over
0:40:35 > 0:40:38# Hey now, hey now
0:40:38 > 0:40:41# When the world comes in
0:40:41 > 0:40:44# They come, they come
0:40:44 > 0:40:47# To build a wall between us
0:40:47 > 0:40:51# We know that they won't win... #
0:40:51 > 0:40:54(KNOCK ON WINDOW) Whoa!
0:40:54 > 0:40:55Park's closed, Em.
0:40:55 > 0:40:59- Yeah, you scared the hell out of us. - Rich, it's me, James.
0:40:58 > 0:41:01- Park's closed, James. - We'll leave soon, OK?
0:41:01 > 0:41:04- Better leave now, the park's closed. - Better leave now.
0:41:04 > 0:41:06- OK, here we go. - Thanks, Rich.
0:41:05 > 0:41:09# Hey now, hey now Don't dream it's over
0:41:09 > 0:41:12# Hey now, hey now
0:41:12 > 0:41:15# When the world comes in
0:41:15 > 0:41:18# They come, they come... #
0:41:19 > 0:41:21I think you're so beautiful.
0:41:21 > 0:41:23(DOOR OPENS)
0:41:23 > 0:41:25(INDISTINCT CONVERSATION)
0:41:26 > 0:41:28Yeah, but a fountain's a fountain.
0:41:28 > 0:41:31- Hey, kids. - Hey, what's going on?
0:41:31 > 0:41:34It's my friend James, Dad.
0:41:34 > 0:41:36Nice to meet you, sir.
0:41:37 > 0:41:39- Nice to meet you, James. - You too.
0:41:39 > 0:41:42Hi, James. Nice to meet you.
0:41:42 > 0:41:44Nice to meet you.
0:41:44 > 0:41:48I'm going to go do some work before bed.
0:41:48 > 0:41:50- Good night. - Night.- Good night.
0:41:50 > 0:41:53Good night, party-pooper.
0:41:54 > 0:41:56So...
0:41:56 > 0:41:59It was a lovely party at the Melnicks'.
0:41:59 > 0:42:01Their daughter Lori is lovely.
0:42:01 > 0:42:03She said you two used to be best friends.
0:42:03 > 0:42:07She used to sleep over in junior high.
0:42:07 > 0:42:11Did you know that she is at law school at Northwestern?
0:42:13 > 0:42:19Lori Melnick, she once violated our cat Gypsy with a ballpoint pen.
0:42:19 > 0:42:21Emily, that's enough, young lady.
0:42:23 > 0:42:25See you later.
0:42:25 > 0:42:26Sy.
0:42:35 > 0:42:38I can't believe my dad wants to be with that.
0:42:43 > 0:42:47Do you want to hear something fucked up?
0:42:47 > 0:42:52When my mom first started getting really sick,
0:42:52 > 0:42:54my dad starts going to Temple.
0:42:54 > 0:42:57He's never been serious about his faith.
0:42:57 > 0:43:02But he decided to buddy up to God,
0:43:02 > 0:43:06like he thought it was going to help save my mom.
0:43:06 > 0:43:08And that's where he met Francy.
0:43:11 > 0:43:15My mom loses her hair in chemo.
0:43:15 > 0:43:20And my dad starts fucking a bald woman.
0:43:20 > 0:43:22It's just weird.
0:43:26 > 0:43:27I'll take you home.
0:43:32 > 0:43:34# "Let The Music Play" - Shannon
0:43:34 > 0:43:38# We started dancing and love put us into a groove
0:43:38 > 0:43:42# As soon as we started to move
0:43:44 > 0:43:49# The music played while our bodies displayed for the dance... #
0:43:50 > 0:43:53- It's nice when Paulette's got the day off.- Mm-hmm.
0:43:53 > 0:43:55Put that disco station on.
0:43:55 > 0:44:00Hey, you know I'm a one-man woman, so...
0:44:02 > 0:44:03Huh?
0:44:05 > 0:44:10- Hey, Bobby, I'm on break. - All right, let's see how you did.
0:44:10 > 0:44:12(PHONE RINGS)
0:44:14 > 0:44:15Hey, babe.
0:44:15 > 0:44:18How's it... Hello?
0:44:18 > 0:44:23Yeah, he's right here. (It's your mother.)
0:44:23 > 0:44:24Sorry.
0:44:25 > 0:44:27Hey, Ma.
0:44:27 > 0:44:32No, Ma, listen. The pilot light, it's supposed to be on.
0:44:32 > 0:44:36No, the place is not going to blow. Ma.
0:44:36 > 0:44:39I'll be right there. Got to go.
0:44:39 > 0:44:42- Jimbo, can I ask you something? - Yeah.
0:44:43 > 0:44:46You got one of those little baby joints on you?
0:44:46 > 0:44:48- I do. - Let's go.
0:45:00 > 0:45:01Is your mom OK?
0:45:01 > 0:45:04Yeah, she's a little dramatic, my mom.
0:45:04 > 0:45:07Kind of nutty since my dad skipped out.
0:45:07 > 0:45:08Where'd he go?
0:45:08 > 0:45:12Er... I don't know. Left a long time ago. This is cool.
0:45:12 > 0:45:14Yeah, Lou Reed.
0:45:14 > 0:45:15Oh, yeah.
0:45:15 > 0:45:16"Satellite of Love".
0:45:16 > 0:45:19Of course, I know it.
0:45:22 > 0:45:24You got to tell me your Lou Reed story.
0:45:24 > 0:45:27- He's a real hero to me. - (LAUGHS)
0:45:27 > 0:45:29How's it going with Em?
0:45:31 > 0:45:34Erm, it's going...
0:45:34 > 0:45:36She's...
0:45:37 > 0:45:39I think I'm in love with her.
0:45:39 > 0:45:44# Soon it will be filled with parking cars
0:45:46 > 0:45:50# I watched it for a little while
0:45:50 > 0:45:52# I love to watch things on TV
0:45:52 > 0:45:54This will just take a second, Jimbo.
0:45:54 > 0:45:56Don't finish that joint.
0:45:57 > 0:46:00# Satellite of love
0:46:01 > 0:46:03# Satellite of love
0:46:05 > 0:46:09# Satellite of love... #
0:46:11 > 0:46:15I was with your boyfriend earlier. He's in love with you.
0:46:15 > 0:46:16What?
0:46:16 > 0:46:20He said, I quote, "I think I'm in love with her."
0:46:22 > 0:46:23Right.
0:46:31 > 0:46:33Hey. Are you going to Razzmatazz tonight?
0:46:33 > 0:46:37It's Two-For-Tuesday. You get two for the price of one.
0:46:37 > 0:46:40# I want action tonight
0:46:39 > 0:46:43# Satisfaction all right
0:46:48 > 0:46:52(MUFFLED ARGUING DOWNSTAIRS)
0:46:52 > 0:46:55# Tonight I'm gonna hit the streets and cruise
0:46:55 > 0:46:58# Down the main strip and check it out
0:46:58 > 0:47:01# With those schoolgirls a-hanging around
0:47:01 > 0:47:04# Now I'm a sucker for a pretty face
0:47:06 > 0:47:09- (FRANCY)- You have to do something. Something has to change.
0:47:09 > 0:47:12You know she works at that trashy park just to embarrass us.
0:47:12 > 0:47:16# "Point Of No Return" - Expose
0:47:16 > 0:47:18# Common love
0:47:18 > 0:47:20# Seems just like a dream
0:47:20 > 0:47:23# It's no mystery to me
0:47:24 > 0:47:26# Fill me within
0:47:26 > 0:47:28# When we're together
0:47:28 > 0:47:31# Oh, baby, can't you see?
0:47:31 > 0:47:33# I
0:47:33 > 0:47:36# I'd like to feel the passion
0:47:36 > 0:47:39# To the point of no return
0:47:39 > 0:47:41# I will be... #
0:47:41 > 0:47:44What are you majoring in?
0:47:44 > 0:47:46Russian Literature and Slavic Languages.
0:47:46 > 0:47:48Oh, wow.
0:47:48 > 0:47:50- That's really interesting. - Yeah.
0:47:50 > 0:47:53What career track is that?
0:47:53 > 0:47:56Cabbie, hot-dog vendor, marijuana delivery guy.
0:47:56 > 0:47:58The world is my oyster.
0:48:00 > 0:48:03- You kids need another round? - Thanks, Ronnie, we're fine.
0:48:03 > 0:48:07- Actually, we'll take two more. - I'll have two.
0:48:07 > 0:48:08Joel, you can have one.
0:48:08 > 0:48:11- What the hell are you gonna stop? - Two-For-Tuesday.
0:48:11 > 0:48:13# "Obsession" - Animotion
0:48:13 > 0:48:17I love this song! Come on, let's dance. Let's dance.
0:48:17 > 0:48:18Come on.
0:48:20 > 0:48:22Come on.
0:48:22 > 0:48:23OK.
0:48:25 > 0:48:28# You are an obsession... #
0:48:28 > 0:48:29Here.
0:48:29 > 0:48:30Ready?
0:48:30 > 0:48:32Stay with me.
0:48:32 > 0:48:34# Unopened at your feet
0:48:34 > 0:48:36# There's no balance... #
0:48:36 > 0:48:38- You like that? - Yes.
0:48:38 > 0:48:41Marcy Feingold, ninth grade, taught me that one.
0:48:41 > 0:48:43- Good one. - Thanks a lot.
0:48:44 > 0:48:47- Nice moves, Brennan. - Thanks.
0:48:48 > 0:48:51Razzmatazz!
0:48:51 > 0:48:54Come on, Razzmatazz, we're hungry.
0:48:54 > 0:48:57But we love you more.
0:48:57 > 0:48:58It knows.
0:49:00 > 0:49:02Oh, my God. Are you OK?
0:49:03 > 0:49:05Razzmatazz.
0:49:05 > 0:49:07- Come on. - Whoa.
0:49:07 > 0:49:09All right. There you go.
0:49:09 > 0:49:14- You're so strongish. - I'll take that.
0:49:14 > 0:49:16(KISSING)
0:49:20 > 0:49:22I'm so surprised I'm making out with you.
0:49:22 > 0:49:24Me, too.
0:49:34 > 0:49:36I think you're incredible.
0:49:40 > 0:49:44There's a lot of shit in my life.
0:49:45 > 0:49:47I'm not ready for this.
0:49:47 > 0:49:50- I need to take things slow. - OK.
0:49:53 > 0:49:54I'm sorry.
0:50:06 > 0:50:07Hey.
0:50:08 > 0:50:10Let me help you with that.
0:50:10 > 0:50:11I got it.
0:50:12 > 0:50:14That is ugly.
0:50:15 > 0:50:16Thanks.
0:50:18 > 0:50:21- Hey, so how's your dad? - He's hanging in there.
0:50:21 > 0:50:24So still not working?
0:50:24 > 0:50:26No.
0:50:26 > 0:50:29"The Musik-Express!"
0:50:30 > 0:50:33- These rides are safe, right? - Supposedly.
0:50:33 > 0:50:36I wouldn't mess around on any of them.
0:50:36 > 0:50:38Last summer there was this drunk idiot
0:50:38 > 0:50:42goofing around on the Comet Buster, trying to kick his buddy.
0:50:42 > 0:50:45They found his Reebok in the parking lot.
0:50:45 > 0:50:49- With his foot in it. - Lisa, we're partners today.
0:50:49 > 0:50:50Great(!)
0:50:52 > 0:50:54So it's official. My friend Boomer hooked me up with a job
0:50:54 > 0:50:58at the Mercedes dealership on Route 30. I get a car right away.
0:50:58 > 0:51:01Payments deducted from my cheque.
0:51:01 > 0:51:03I'm going to go for a 560.
0:51:03 > 0:51:05Convertible, gold, leather interior.
0:51:05 > 0:51:08I'm even going to get a compact disc player.
0:51:08 > 0:51:11- It's gonna be insane. - To the max.
0:51:11 > 0:51:14So you want to see Judas Priest at Civic Arena?
0:51:14 > 0:51:17My friend Fitzy got me floor seats.
0:51:17 > 0:51:18That's OK.
0:51:18 > 0:51:20Take Boomer.
0:51:20 > 0:51:23And go get the hose, there's dried puke down there.
0:51:23 > 0:51:25You don't like Priest?
0:51:25 > 0:51:27- I'm busy that night. - I didn't tell you what night.
0:51:30 > 0:51:32- James. - Hmm?
0:51:32 > 0:51:35- You and I should go out tonight. - I get it.
0:51:35 > 0:51:37That's a funny one.
0:51:37 > 0:51:39Face! Douche.
0:51:39 > 0:51:43- Just let me know when. - Yeah.
0:51:43 > 0:51:44Pete, dried puke.
0:51:52 > 0:51:54I'm serious.
0:51:54 > 0:51:57I wouldn't mind going out with a nice guy for a change.
0:51:57 > 0:52:00Cool. Yeah. That would be very cool.
0:52:00 > 0:52:02Come on, man.
0:52:02 > 0:52:04Want to push a button?
0:52:04 > 0:52:08No, I'm on games only. OK, which one?
0:52:08 > 0:52:09OK.
0:52:09 > 0:52:12(CLANKING)
0:52:12 > 0:52:13Shit, shit.
0:52:13 > 0:52:14Wow.
0:52:14 > 0:52:17You fucked this up perfectly.
0:52:17 > 0:52:19- I know, I work on games. - I'm impressed.
0:52:19 > 0:52:23I know I shouldn't have even been here.
0:52:23 > 0:52:25Connell, I need to ask you something.
0:52:25 > 0:52:28Hand me the crescent wrench, would you?
0:52:28 > 0:52:32So, Lisa P just asked me if I wanted to go out with her some time.
0:52:32 > 0:52:34- Lisa P? - Yeah.
0:52:34 > 0:52:37It's insane. I think she might have been just trying to piss off Pete
0:52:37 > 0:52:39but can you imagine any universe
0:52:39 > 0:52:41where she would get with a guy like me?
0:52:40 > 0:52:42She asked you out?
0:52:42 > 0:52:45You're a fucking idiot if you don't go, it's Lisa P.
0:52:45 > 0:52:47Hold this, would you?
0:52:47 > 0:52:50That girl's a virgin. You believe that?
0:52:50 > 0:52:52Huh! In this day and age. You'd think...
0:52:52 > 0:52:55She's a Catholic girl.
0:52:55 > 0:52:57They usually won't let you screw them,
0:52:57 > 0:52:59but what they will let you do...
0:52:59 > 0:53:01But what about Em?
0:53:01 > 0:53:05Are you... getting all your needs met by her?
0:53:08 > 0:53:09We're taking it slow.
0:53:10 > 0:53:12Right.
0:53:12 > 0:53:14Right. OK, here's the thing.
0:53:14 > 0:53:17Every time you meet a beautiful woman,
0:53:17 > 0:53:22don't you imagine what she'd look like underneath you, naked?
0:53:22 > 0:53:25What? No. No.
0:53:24 > 0:53:28Like Lisa P. It's like every cell in your body is on fire.
0:53:27 > 0:53:30It's a little hyperbolic, but I see where you're going.
0:53:30 > 0:53:36That's the way we're wired. It sucks, but it's a fact of nature.
0:53:36 > 0:53:38It's also tragic.
0:53:40 > 0:53:44My feelings for Em are... vast.
0:53:44 > 0:53:46James, imagine it.
0:53:46 > 0:53:48Lisa P.
0:53:50 > 0:53:52I know. Lisa P!
0:53:54 > 0:53:55I know.
0:54:09 > 0:54:10Hey.
0:54:11 > 0:54:12Hey.
0:54:12 > 0:54:13I brought you this.
0:54:13 > 0:54:17It's one of my favourite authors. Gogol. Russian.
0:54:17 > 0:54:20He lost his mind. Burnt the only copy of his final book,
0:54:20 > 0:54:22died a week later of self-starvation.
0:54:25 > 0:54:29- Aww. Thank you. - Yeah.
0:54:33 > 0:54:39Hey, do you maybe want to go see a shitty movie or something some time?
0:54:39 > 0:54:43Yeah, I... Just, you know... I did something kind of stupid.
0:54:43 > 0:54:47I... I told my brother that we made out.
0:54:47 > 0:54:50- That's bad? - No, no.
0:54:51 > 0:54:53But he told my parents.
0:54:57 > 0:54:58We're Catholic.
0:54:59 > 0:55:01Pete told my parents that you're Jewish.
0:55:01 > 0:55:04Oh. But...
0:55:05 > 0:55:06But I'm an atheist.
0:55:06 > 0:55:08More of a pragmatic nihilist, I guess,
0:55:08 > 0:55:11or an existential pagan, if you will -
0:55:10 > 0:55:15Yeah, but my parents are really strict.
0:55:16 > 0:55:18I'm sorry.
0:55:19 > 0:55:22Still a good book.
0:55:22 > 0:55:23I'm sorry.
0:55:28 > 0:55:30- Hey, Joel. - Hey.
0:55:31 > 0:55:34How did it go with Sue?
0:55:36 > 0:55:37Not so good.
0:55:37 > 0:55:41Hey, Em, come on, don't say anything.
0:55:41 > 0:55:43Come on, worse things have happened to the Jews.
0:55:43 > 0:55:46Fuck that.
0:55:46 > 0:55:47You don't deserve to date Joel.
0:55:47 > 0:55:49You're an anti-Semitic asshole.
0:55:49 > 0:55:53What, do you hate gay people too? Do you support apartheid?
0:55:53 > 0:55:55You are not my friend.
0:55:58 > 0:56:01Bam. Child's play.
0:56:03 > 0:56:06Look, you can't tell anybody, but I'm going out with Lisa P tonight.
0:56:06 > 0:56:07You're what?
0:56:07 > 0:56:10This morning she asked me if I wanted to hang out.
0:56:10 > 0:56:14What happened? I thought you were crazy about Em.
0:56:14 > 0:56:15I am.
0:56:15 > 0:56:20But I don't know if she necessarily wants something kind of serious.
0:56:20 > 0:56:23Joel, we're men, we're wired to meet our needs.
0:56:23 > 0:56:26I get it, it's a biological imperative.
0:56:25 > 0:56:30You can't tell anybody, but I have a date tonight. With Lisa P.
0:56:30 > 0:56:32What?
0:56:32 > 0:56:35I should give you a double sack whack for telling a lie like that.
0:56:35 > 0:56:37OK, don't believe me.
0:56:38 > 0:56:41- Where are you going? - The Velvet Touch.
0:56:46 > 0:56:47Thanks.
0:56:52 > 0:56:53How's the wine?
0:56:53 > 0:56:55Oh.
0:56:58 > 0:57:00- It's good. - Yeah.
0:57:03 > 0:57:04Erm...
0:57:05 > 0:57:06I just...
0:57:07 > 0:57:10- ..need to tell you something. - Huh?
0:57:10 > 0:57:14Is it cool if we don't tell a lot of people about tonight?
0:57:14 > 0:57:17Because I think there's someone at the park who may have a thing for me
0:57:17 > 0:57:19and I don't want her to feel bad.
0:57:19 > 0:57:22- You mean Em? - Yeah.
0:57:23 > 0:57:24Uh-huh.
0:57:24 > 0:57:27So you like working at the park?
0:57:27 > 0:57:30Yeah, I think it could be character-building.
0:57:30 > 0:57:33- I've made a lot of friends. - You and Connell seem pretty tight.
0:57:33 > 0:57:36I like him. He's interesting, he's like a poetic soul -
0:57:36 > 0:57:38That guy's got some problems.
0:57:38 > 0:57:41What do you mean?
0:57:41 > 0:57:45Last summer he was having this thing with this girl from the snack bar.
0:57:45 > 0:57:48He used to take her to his mother's basement to have sex with her.
0:57:48 > 0:57:52His mother's basement. How gross is that?
0:57:52 > 0:57:54But he's married, right?
0:57:54 > 0:57:58- Didn't stop him from hitting on me. - Wow.
0:57:58 > 0:57:59(KNOCK ON WINDOW)
0:58:03 > 0:58:04Is that Frigo?
0:58:04 > 0:58:09Yeah. It is Frigo. I... I wonder what he's doing here.
0:58:09 > 0:58:11I should say hi, I've known him since...
0:58:11 > 0:58:13Excuse me.
0:58:14 > 0:58:17- Son of a bitch, it's Lisa P! - What are you doing?
0:58:17 > 0:58:21I'm sorry, I thought you were full of shit. There she is!
0:58:21 > 0:58:22Can you get me naked pictures?
0:58:22 > 0:58:24Get out of here, you can't tell anybody.
0:58:24 > 0:58:26All right, relax, Brennan.
0:58:27 > 0:58:28What's it worth to you?
0:58:28 > 0:58:30You're shaking me down.
0:58:30 > 0:58:32Yeah.
0:58:32 > 0:58:35I hate you with such great fervour.
0:58:37 > 0:58:38- Ow! - Thanks, Brennan.
0:58:38 > 0:58:40(YELLS)
0:58:42 > 0:58:45Sorry about that. What a coincidence.
0:58:45 > 0:58:48Frigo was out to rent a video, saw us through the window.
0:58:48 > 0:58:50- Wow. - Yeah.
0:58:50 > 0:58:53And here we are. I wonder how the fondue is tonight.
0:58:55 > 0:58:59I want to visit every continent, every country, really.
0:58:59 > 0:59:03Charles Dickens actually wrote these really interesting travel pieces.
0:59:03 > 0:59:04But he visited prisons -
0:59:04 > 0:59:07Would you rather have a sailboat or a speedboat?
0:59:08 > 0:59:13- Gee, I guess -- I think sail boats are like way more cooler. You know?
0:59:13 > 0:59:15Like more classic.
0:59:17 > 0:59:20Though I bet speedboats would be a lot more fun.
0:59:20 > 0:59:22What were you saying?
0:59:22 > 0:59:27- Oh, just babbling. - Oh. (CHUCKLES)
0:59:28 > 0:59:33I just need to get normal before I go inside. Put on some perfume.
0:59:33 > 0:59:34Cover the smell.
0:59:34 > 0:59:38I was going to suggest some more perfume.
0:59:38 > 0:59:39Shoot, my brush.
0:59:41 > 0:59:45- Jesus, what the hell is this? - That yours?
0:59:45 > 0:59:48- No, I guess it's my dad's. - Here.
0:59:48 > 0:59:50Pull over here.
0:59:57 > 0:59:59Can you smell the pot?
0:59:59 > 1:00:01Erm...
1:00:05 > 1:00:07You smell amazing.
1:00:08 > 1:00:10Thanks for tonight.
1:00:10 > 1:00:12- It was fun. - Yeah.
1:00:13 > 1:00:15Yeah, it was.
1:00:26 > 1:00:28Mmm... fondue.
1:00:36 > 1:00:38- Oh, God. - Tiger!
1:00:40 > 1:00:41Sorry.
1:00:43 > 1:00:46- Another time. - Yeah?
1:00:58 > 1:01:00- Night. - Good night.
1:01:34 > 1:01:35Hey.
1:01:37 > 1:01:39- Hey.- I missed your call last night. Sorry about that.
1:01:39 > 1:01:43I was out with some old high-school buddies.
1:01:43 > 1:01:46- Sounds fun. - It was. We got caught up reminiscing.
1:01:46 > 1:01:51I was out pretty late. What were you calling about?
1:01:50 > 1:01:52Calling to say sorry.
1:01:52 > 1:01:55I felt like I was kind of a jerk the other night.
1:01:55 > 1:01:58Oh. OK. Sorry. Yeah, me too.
1:01:59 > 1:02:01I was drunk.
1:02:01 > 1:02:03And I brought you something.
1:02:05 > 1:02:10- This bag? - Mm-hmm. What's inside the bag?
1:02:10 > 1:02:14- Is it a couple of joints? - I think so. Pot cookies.
1:02:14 > 1:02:16- You follow through. - I do.
1:02:16 > 1:02:18Cool. This'll be fun.
1:02:18 > 1:02:20Let's do it.
1:02:20 > 1:02:21I'm only having half, OK?
1:02:21 > 1:02:25Walnuts? You want to see me go into anaphylactic shock?
1:02:25 > 1:02:26Fuck.
1:02:26 > 1:02:28Homemade?
1:02:28 > 1:02:30Brennan! You gonna eat the other half?
1:02:30 > 1:02:32Mm-hmm. Sorry.
1:02:32 > 1:02:34# "Just Like Heaven" - The Cure
1:02:34 > 1:02:37# Spinning on that dizzy edge
1:02:37 > 1:02:40# I kissed her face and kissed her head
1:02:40 > 1:02:46# And dreamed of all the different ways I had to make her glow
1:02:46 > 1:02:50# "Why are you so far away," she said
1:02:50 > 1:02:55# "Why won't you ever know that I'm in love with you?"
1:02:55 > 1:02:57# "That I'm in love with you"
1:02:59 > 1:03:00# You
1:03:00 > 1:03:02# Soft and only
1:03:02 > 1:03:05# You, lost and lonely
1:03:05 > 1:03:08# You, strange as angels
1:03:08 > 1:03:11# Dancing in the deepest oceans
1:03:11 > 1:03:14# Twisting in the water You're just like a dream... #
1:03:14 > 1:03:17And what a race we have today, ladies and gentlemen. Boy!
1:03:17 > 1:03:19And nobody is in the lead.
1:03:19 > 1:03:21What is so mind-boggling about this particular race
1:03:21 > 1:03:25is how evenly matched these particular competitors are.
1:03:25 > 1:03:29And Yellow is dead last. I don't think Yellow has moved once.
1:03:29 > 1:03:33A fall from grace for the once great stallion, Yellow.
1:03:33 > 1:03:36Yellow has inseminated over 1,000 foals in his lifetime,
1:03:36 > 1:03:38which might explain his current exhaustion.
1:03:41 > 1:03:45And you won, number nine. Here you go. Great job.
1:03:45 > 1:03:47Hey, Bobby.
1:03:47 > 1:03:48Brennan.
1:03:48 > 1:03:51- What are you doing? - Hmm?
1:03:51 > 1:03:52- You been toking up? - What?
1:03:52 > 1:03:55- You been drinking drugs? - No!
1:03:55 > 1:03:57Your eyes are red. Have you been crying?
1:03:57 > 1:04:01Maybe a little bit. Before. But...
1:04:00 > 1:04:05No, Bobby, I'm feeling sick because I ate a bad corn dog.
1:04:05 > 1:04:10- Why don't you go to Hats Off To Larry and collect some balls?- OK.
1:04:10 > 1:04:13Tell you what. I'll take over this.
1:04:16 > 1:04:18Thanks. You all right?
1:04:17 > 1:04:19- Thank you. - All right.
1:04:19 > 1:04:20This is how we met.
1:04:20 > 1:04:23- (BELL RINGS) - And they're off.
1:04:23 > 1:04:25In the lead is Green five. Green five in the lead.
1:04:25 > 1:04:28Green five, green five in the lead. And there you are.
1:04:28 > 1:04:31Green five. Green! You really got it going on!
1:04:31 > 1:04:34Green, you know what you're doing!
1:04:34 > 1:04:36Green, you got it, green!
1:04:36 > 1:04:37You won!
1:04:38 > 1:04:42Pass that down to her. Loser, pass that down. Thank you.
1:04:43 > 1:04:45(LAUGHTER)
1:04:48 > 1:04:50I get some balls?
1:04:50 > 1:04:52You're going to have to get more balls.
1:04:52 > 1:04:54Customer is always right.
1:05:00 > 1:05:02I hit that thing dead on.
1:05:02 > 1:05:04Yet he still retains his chapeau.
1:05:05 > 1:05:06Whoa, come on.
1:05:12 > 1:05:15What the fuck? It's glued on, motherfucking thing.
1:05:14 > 1:05:16It's not worth it.
1:05:16 > 1:05:18We have a winner. Congratulations.
1:05:18 > 1:05:22The fucking thing is glued on? His hat is glued on?
1:05:22 > 1:05:25- What is so fucking funny? - (ANOTHER MAN REPEATS)
1:05:25 > 1:05:26I don't know.
1:05:27 > 1:05:30- Oh, my God! - What the fuck?
1:05:30 > 1:05:31Not so funny now, is it?
1:05:31 > 1:05:34You can't do shit like that. You punch him in the face?
1:05:34 > 1:05:38- Back off, slut - - Don't fucking touch her, man.
1:05:38 > 1:05:40What are you going to do, faggot?
1:05:44 > 1:05:45Oh, fuck.
1:05:46 > 1:05:48You're fucking dead.
1:05:48 > 1:05:50You jerk!
1:05:51 > 1:05:54# Breaking the law, breaking the law
1:05:54 > 1:05:56# Breaking the law, breaking the law
1:05:57 > 1:06:00# Breaking the law, breaking the law
1:06:00 > 1:06:03# Breaking the law, breaking the law... #
1:06:10 > 1:06:14- The option of the flute? - Option of the flute?
1:06:14 > 1:06:17People are trying to kill me.
1:06:17 > 1:06:18(BANGING ON DOOR)
1:06:18 > 1:06:21Get the fuck out, motherfucker!
1:06:24 > 1:06:26Get out of my doorway, motherfucker.
1:06:26 > 1:06:28Give me a reason. Just give me a fucking reason!
1:06:28 > 1:06:31You don't know what I'm capable of! Come on! Please!
1:06:33 > 1:06:35You don't know what I'm capable of!
1:06:41 > 1:06:42Bastard.
1:06:42 > 1:06:44- Thanks, Bobby. - No problem.
1:06:44 > 1:06:46- I'm going to take the back. - Yeah, go.
1:06:46 > 1:06:49Now I think of it, the flute is actually more expensive.
1:06:49 > 1:06:52You should have seen Brennan wail on that greaseball.
1:06:52 > 1:06:56I can't believe you hit someone. How did you do it? Like this?
1:06:56 > 1:06:59This guy was huge. Brennan was like one hit, and just dropped him.
1:06:59 > 1:07:01I can't believe they call that a hit.
1:07:01 > 1:07:04Then his buddy started chasing him all around the park.
1:07:04 > 1:07:07- Then he went in Bobby's office. - That's more like the son of a bitch.
1:07:07 > 1:07:10Bobby kicked the door down and came out all psycho with a bat.
1:07:10 > 1:07:12All his buddies just go, "OK".
1:07:12 > 1:07:15- Where's the guy? Was he ever - - They left him on the pavement.
1:07:15 > 1:07:17- I got his girlfriend's number. - (LAUGHTER)
1:07:19 > 1:07:21Where are you taking me?
1:07:21 > 1:07:25- Never been to this place before? - No.
1:07:30 > 1:07:35Think you might be the coolest...
1:07:35 > 1:07:37..and cutest guy I've ever met.
1:07:37 > 1:07:38Really?
1:07:40 > 1:07:42I mean, I'm really high, but...
1:08:07 > 1:08:09I don't want to lose you.
1:08:33 > 1:08:35Forget to refrigerate these?
1:08:35 > 1:08:37Yeah.
1:08:37 > 1:08:39- When did they get in? Yesterday? - Mm-hmm.
1:08:39 > 1:08:41- What time? - In the morning.
1:08:45 > 1:08:47- They smell weird? - Yeah.
1:08:47 > 1:08:49- I think that's normal, though. - Yeah.
1:08:49 > 1:08:52Duffy!
1:08:52 > 1:08:53Fry these up.
1:08:53 > 1:08:57Hey, Brennan, I want to talk to you. Want to pick up some extra shifts?
1:08:57 > 1:08:58- Sure. - Good.
1:08:58 > 1:09:00- Because Joel quit. - What?
1:09:00 > 1:09:03- He's passed on. - He moved on, honey.
1:09:03 > 1:09:05He didn't pass on, he moved on.
1:09:08 > 1:09:10I know, I heard you.
1:09:15 > 1:09:18What are you doing here?
1:09:18 > 1:09:20You didn't call me back.
1:09:20 > 1:09:23I can't abide the humiliation of you seeing the inside of my house,
1:09:23 > 1:09:26the vile plastic slip covers, the art-fair paintings.
1:09:26 > 1:09:30It's really messy. Go round back, I'll meet you.
1:09:33 > 1:09:38Hey, Jeffrey, turn off the fucking lawnmower.
1:09:38 > 1:09:39Fine!
1:09:39 > 1:09:41Trying to have a conversation here.
1:09:43 > 1:09:45- Fuck off, fuck face. - Nimrod.
1:09:45 > 1:09:47Hate you, asshole.
1:09:47 > 1:09:50Is it because of Sue?
1:09:50 > 1:09:52- What? - Why you quit.
1:09:51 > 1:09:55Because, Joel, you're a great guy and she doesn't deserve you.
1:09:55 > 1:09:58James, look at me.
1:09:58 > 1:10:01Not a good looking guy and I'm poor.
1:10:01 > 1:10:02Girls aren't gonna go near me
1:10:02 > 1:10:04when there's these fucking yuppies around.
1:10:04 > 1:10:07It's ridiculous, not all women are like that.
1:10:07 > 1:10:08Em isn't like that.
1:10:08 > 1:10:09- Em? - Yeah.
1:10:12 > 1:10:14You don't even appreciate what you have.
1:10:14 > 1:10:17You're chasing after Lisa P when you have this incredible,
1:10:17 > 1:10:20beautiful girl right fucking there.
1:10:23 > 1:10:25Fuck this.
1:10:38 > 1:10:40Don't do that.
1:10:46 > 1:10:49Thought you were off today.
1:10:49 > 1:10:51I need to tell you something.
1:10:54 > 1:10:58Last week I went on a date with Lisa P.
1:10:58 > 1:11:01She asked me out. It was nothing.
1:11:01 > 1:11:04We kissed a little bit at the end of the date.
1:11:04 > 1:11:08I... I felt her breast a little bit, but nothing else.
1:11:08 > 1:11:11Right. No intercourse?
1:11:11 > 1:11:14No. No intercourse.
1:11:14 > 1:11:18Look, I'm sorry, it's just you and I never talked about being exclusive
1:11:18 > 1:11:20and I don't want to see her again.
1:11:20 > 1:11:22You're the one I...
1:11:24 > 1:11:28Look, we'll both be in New York soon and I want to hang out with you.
1:11:28 > 1:11:29I want to get to know you better,
1:11:29 > 1:11:33if you want to get to know me better as well.
1:11:33 > 1:11:35James, you don't owe me anything.
1:11:35 > 1:11:39I know, but, erm, I want to owe you things.
1:11:39 > 1:11:41I'm ready to owe you things.
1:11:41 > 1:11:44I really, really care about you.
1:11:44 > 1:11:48- Are you mad at me? Because I'm sorry. - No, I'm not mad at you.
1:11:50 > 1:11:54Thanks for telling me, that was like...
1:11:54 > 1:11:56..really sweet.
1:12:30 > 1:12:32Are you crazy? You can't come here.
1:12:32 > 1:12:34I just can't do this any more.
1:12:34 > 1:12:36I'm starting to really fucking hate myself.
1:12:36 > 1:12:40Oh, Christ, my wife probably heard me come in.
1:12:40 > 1:12:44I'll - We'll find someplace to talk. I'll make an excuse.
1:12:44 > 1:12:46- Park outside my mom's house. OK? - OK.
1:12:50 > 1:12:51- (FRIGO)- Brennan.
1:12:51 > 1:12:52Yo, Brennan.
1:12:52 > 1:12:54Come here.
1:12:54 > 1:12:56Brennan, you've got to hear this.
1:12:56 > 1:12:58Tell him what you told me.
1:12:58 > 1:13:00I ate too many circus peanuts.
1:13:00 > 1:13:03What? Not that, retard, the other thing, about Em.
1:13:02 > 1:13:05Frigo, shut up. What thing about Em?
1:13:05 > 1:13:08I saw Em and Connell in his car.
1:13:09 > 1:13:11What were they doing in the car?
1:13:11 > 1:13:13They were doing push-ups in his car.
1:13:13 > 1:13:15- Didn't have any pants on. - No pants.
1:13:15 > 1:13:18Naked push-ups, retard. They were fucking!
1:13:18 > 1:13:21Shut up. When did you see this?
1:13:21 > 1:13:25- Like a while ago, a while ago. - Just a couple of weeks ago, right?
1:13:25 > 1:13:28(PHONE RINGS)
1:13:32 > 1:13:33Hello?
1:13:33 > 1:13:35Mr Lewin, it's James. Is Emily there?
1:13:35 > 1:13:40She said she was with you. She said she was going to meet you.
1:13:40 > 1:13:42Oh, yeah.
1:13:42 > 1:13:46I think we got our wires crossed.
1:13:46 > 1:13:47Bye.
1:13:50 > 1:13:52What he say?
1:13:54 > 1:13:56Can you get your mother's car?
1:13:57 > 1:14:00I got the keys. Push me out.
1:14:17 > 1:14:20I don't want to drink.
1:14:25 > 1:14:28James went out with Lisa P last week.
1:14:28 > 1:14:30- I know. - You know?
1:14:30 > 1:14:34- You want me to rat out James? - Right.
1:14:37 > 1:14:38Slow down.
1:14:38 > 1:14:41- Shit. - It's Em's car.
1:14:41 > 1:14:42Let's wait here.
1:14:47 > 1:14:50I stole some of my grandma's cough medicine if you want some.
1:14:50 > 1:14:52- No. - It's great.
1:14:52 > 1:14:54- Please. - OK.
1:14:54 > 1:14:57Can you sit down, please? Just for a second.
1:15:02 > 1:15:05- Look, you want to end this? - Yes.
1:15:07 > 1:15:10I got a hockey stick in the back if you want to smash the windows.
1:15:10 > 1:15:13- Shut the fuck up, OK? - OK... Trying to help.
1:15:13 > 1:15:14Oh, shit.
1:15:26 > 1:15:27What are you doing here?
1:15:29 > 1:15:31Are you and Connell like...
1:15:34 > 1:15:37It started in like... I didn't know you when it...
1:15:40 > 1:15:42How did you - What are you -
1:15:42 > 1:15:44How did you find me here?
1:15:44 > 1:15:49Lisa P told me that Connell used to take another girl here last summer.
1:15:49 > 1:15:51To his mother's basement.
1:15:51 > 1:15:52Right.
1:15:54 > 1:15:59I just, like, don't understand how you could do this.
1:15:59 > 1:16:01I came here to...
1:16:03 > 1:16:05I know, I know I fucked up too.
1:16:05 > 1:16:08I fucked up one time and I fucking told you about it.
1:16:08 > 1:16:12You think I'm, like, some fucking pathetic idiot or something.
1:16:12 > 1:16:15You're not a fucking idiot, I'm a fucking idiot.
1:16:16 > 1:16:18Yeah, that's right.
1:16:26 > 1:16:27(ENGINE STARTS)
1:16:28 > 1:16:31- Shit. - (TYRES SCREECH)
1:16:35 > 1:16:37(GIRLS SCREAM)
1:16:42 > 1:16:46Woohoo! I'm the champion!
1:16:46 > 1:16:48Victor goes the spoils.
1:16:48 > 1:16:49There you go.
1:16:49 > 1:16:51What? What is this?
1:16:51 > 1:16:53Is it a banana?
1:16:53 > 1:16:56It's a banana with eyes.
1:16:56 > 1:16:59I'd watch my mouth if I were you, carnival boy.
1:17:19 > 1:17:21Hey.
1:17:22 > 1:17:23What's up?
1:17:23 > 1:17:26(POP MUSIC)
1:17:27 > 1:17:30Whoa. I mean, whoa.
1:17:31 > 1:17:34I actually feel sorry for them.
1:17:34 > 1:17:38Like sneaking around and lying to everybody.
1:17:38 > 1:17:40That's, like, so pathetic.
1:17:40 > 1:17:43- He's a married man. - I know. I know.
1:17:45 > 1:17:46Hey, Lisa.
1:17:46 > 1:17:49You can't, like, tell anybody about this. Ever.
1:17:49 > 1:17:51Of course.
1:17:53 > 1:17:55I would never.
1:18:10 > 1:18:11Thanks.
1:18:13 > 1:18:15Hi, Em, what's up?
1:18:16 > 1:18:17Loving life, you know.
1:18:17 > 1:18:19You know I play the drums.
1:18:19 > 1:18:23I did this killer drum solo at the high school talent show once.
1:18:23 > 1:18:25Played "Limelight" by Rush.
1:18:26 > 1:18:28(MIMICS DRUM SOLO)
1:18:30 > 1:18:33# Living on a lighted stage
1:18:33 > 1:18:35# Approaches the unreal
1:18:35 > 1:18:37# For those who think and feel
1:18:37 > 1:18:42# And touch with some reality beyond the blah blah blah... #
1:18:42 > 1:18:44(MIMICS DRUM SOLO)
1:18:46 > 1:18:48Good night, Adventureland!
1:18:48 > 1:18:50What the fuck was that?
1:18:50 > 1:18:52You like musicians, right?
1:19:02 > 1:19:04Hey, honey.
1:19:04 > 1:19:06I'm running out of googly eyes.
1:19:06 > 1:19:10- Yeah, me too. But I found these. So I've just been...- Oh!
1:19:12 > 1:19:14- Hey. - Hey, Em. What's up?
1:19:16 > 1:19:18Er, I quit.
1:19:18 > 1:19:19See you.
1:19:25 > 1:19:27Tommy, is there something wrong with this car?
1:19:27 > 1:19:30Have your father check it. It's making a squeaky sound.
1:19:30 > 1:19:32I don't know what the problem is.
1:19:32 > 1:19:33(TYRES SCREECH)
1:19:33 > 1:19:36- Move your car, shithead! - (CAR HORN)
1:19:41 > 1:19:44"Shake a leg and come aboard the SS Adventureland."
1:19:44 > 1:19:47I'm not friends with anybody. How the hell would I know? >
1:19:47 > 1:19:50I don't know. No way. >
1:19:50 > 1:19:52- Em? Em Lewin? - Yes, yes, yes. Can you believe that?
1:19:52 > 1:19:55Em has been sleeping with Connell all summer.
1:19:55 > 1:19:59- I'm telling you, man. - Connell is a freaking god.
1:20:07 > 1:20:08Hey, Lisa.
1:20:08 > 1:20:11- Hey. - Hi.
1:20:11 > 1:20:13Look, I don't know what to say,
1:20:13 > 1:20:17but everyone is talking about Em and Connell.
1:20:17 > 1:20:19Kelly has got such a big effing mouth.
1:20:19 > 1:20:22I'm sorry, cos I gave you my word.
1:20:21 > 1:20:25We were just so wasted that night.
1:20:25 > 1:20:27You know I can't hide nothing from Kel.
1:20:29 > 1:20:31Are you mad at me?
1:20:31 > 1:20:34Well, yeah, Connell is going to freak out.
1:20:34 > 1:20:35And Em quit.
1:20:35 > 1:20:37I feel bad for Connell.
1:20:37 > 1:20:41I have a hard time feeling sorry for Em.
1:20:41 > 1:20:44- Guys can't help themselves. - He's the married one.
1:20:44 > 1:20:46- Em is a homewrecker. - He's cheating on his wife.
1:20:46 > 1:20:48I can't believe you're defending her.
1:20:48 > 1:20:51Because guys can be shitty and women can't?
1:20:52 > 1:20:54Whoa.
1:20:53 > 1:20:56"The Musik-Express!"
1:20:56 > 1:20:58# "Rock Me Amadeus" - Falco
1:21:08 > 1:21:11It's fun, it's more like dancing than exercising.
1:21:11 > 1:21:13I have a blast. I try to get him to go but he won't.
1:21:13 > 1:21:15You're not doing it right.
1:21:15 > 1:21:18- I don't like lifting my knees that high.- I've noticed.
1:21:20 > 1:21:22Emily.
1:21:22 > 1:21:25You know the Ostrows and the Waldsteins.
1:21:25 > 1:21:26Hi.
1:21:30 > 1:21:33Can I get anyone a refresher?
1:21:34 > 1:21:39Francy, these pieces, I love them. So great.
1:21:39 > 1:21:42Oh, those, I love those. I think they are so fun.
1:21:41 > 1:21:43You're so artsy.
1:21:43 > 1:21:45I love what you've done with the house.
1:21:45 > 1:21:47Thank you.
1:21:47 > 1:21:49It's... clean.
1:21:49 > 1:21:52I thought the house was a lot nicer the way my mom used to have it.
1:21:52 > 1:21:55It's pretty barfarific, if you ask me.
1:21:57 > 1:21:59Is that some kind of joke?
1:21:59 > 1:22:02No.
1:22:01 > 1:22:03It's not.
1:22:04 > 1:22:07I think you owe me an apology right now.
1:22:08 > 1:22:10I don't owe you shit.
1:22:10 > 1:22:12All right, OK, give me the drink.
1:22:12 > 1:22:14You weren't invited and I don't want you here.
1:22:14 > 1:22:17- I wasn't invited. - You weren't invited.
1:22:17 > 1:22:20I don't like you coming in here and saying what the hell you want.
1:22:20 > 1:22:23I'm sick of your behaviour, you ungrateful little bitch.
1:22:23 > 1:22:25- Give me the drink. - OK...
1:22:25 > 1:22:27Ouch! Goddamn it.
1:22:28 > 1:22:31Emily! Emily!
1:22:31 > 1:22:33This has to stop. You cannot say those things.
1:22:33 > 1:22:37I can't say what I'm thinking and feeling every fucking day.
1:22:38 > 1:22:42- < For God's sake! - I can't force her out.
1:22:41 > 1:22:45- Maybe you can. - Maybe I can?
1:22:53 > 1:22:56# "Pale Blue Eyes" - The Velvet Underground
1:22:59 > 1:23:03# Sometimes I feel so happy
1:23:05 > 1:23:07# Sometimes I feel so sad... #
1:23:07 > 1:23:09Can I have another? Thanks.
1:23:11 > 1:23:14# Sometimes I feel so happy
1:23:15 > 1:23:19# But mostly you just make me mad
1:23:21 > 1:23:25# Baby, you just make me mad
1:23:28 > 1:23:32# Linger on
1:23:33 > 1:23:35# Your pale blue eyes
1:23:39 > 1:23:43# Linger on
1:23:44 > 1:23:47# Your pale blue eyes #
1:23:47 > 1:23:48(CAR HORN)
1:23:50 > 1:23:51Fuck!
1:24:01 > 1:24:04(FOOTSTEPS)
1:24:04 > 1:24:05(KNOCK ON ROOF)
1:24:05 > 1:24:08James, get out of the car.
1:24:08 > 1:24:09Now!
1:24:15 > 1:24:17(VOMITS)
1:24:18 > 1:24:20God.
1:24:21 > 1:24:22Come with me.
1:24:26 > 1:24:29You care to explain how Mrs Frigo's rhododendron got here?
1:24:35 > 1:24:37Good morning.
1:24:39 > 1:24:42What's this, mister?
1:24:45 > 1:24:47What the hell is wrong with you?
1:24:47 > 1:24:51I think that Adventureland has made you regress or something.
1:24:51 > 1:24:53You're quitting that job.
1:24:53 > 1:24:56- I never want to go back there again. - Good.
1:24:56 > 1:24:58How much have you saved?
1:24:58 > 1:25:011,322.
1:25:01 > 1:25:02Give or take.
1:25:02 > 1:25:06Well, the front axle is broken, but that might cover the damage.
1:25:06 > 1:25:08And you have to pay for Mrs Frigo's rhododendron.
1:25:08 > 1:25:10I need every cent for New York.
1:25:10 > 1:25:13I'm sorry, you should have thought about that before you went
1:25:13 > 1:25:15on this little joyride of yours.
1:25:22 > 1:25:24Brennan. I'm back.
1:25:24 > 1:25:26Thank God. How are you?
1:25:26 > 1:25:28Well, Europe changed me.
1:25:28 > 1:25:31It was revelatory.
1:25:31 > 1:25:34There I was going from one incredible city to the next.
1:25:34 > 1:25:37"The ruins, the cathedrals, the endless art treasures."
1:25:37 > 1:25:39"I realised something."
1:25:39 > 1:25:41Fuck the old world.
1:25:41 > 1:25:43"I want the new world. And I want it now."
1:25:43 > 1:25:44What do you mean?
1:25:44 > 1:25:47"I'm going to Harvard Business."
1:25:47 > 1:25:49You what? You're applying?
1:25:49 > 1:25:51No, I'm in, actually.
1:25:51 > 1:25:53Strings were pulled. Wheels greased.
1:25:53 > 1:25:59Wait, that's in Boston. What about New York and the apartment?
1:25:59 > 1:26:03"Yeah, sorry about that, man."
1:26:02 > 1:26:05"I can't really help you out there."
1:26:08 > 1:26:11Hey. Litterbug.
1:26:11 > 1:26:13Hey, in the clown mouth.
1:26:13 > 1:26:14These guys.
1:26:14 > 1:26:16- Hey, Bobby, Paulette. - Hey, Brennan.
1:26:16 > 1:26:17How are you?
1:26:17 > 1:26:22You know, we're just - It's the last weekend of the season.
1:26:22 > 1:26:24Just getting ready for winter, closing up shop.
1:26:24 > 1:26:26Need to turn all the lights off.
1:26:26 > 1:26:31Your cheque's in the office. Gonna see you next summer?
1:26:31 > 1:26:34- Thank you, Bobby, for everything. - Gonna see you next summer.
1:26:34 > 1:26:35Thank you, really.
1:26:35 > 1:26:38- > (CONNELL)- We're halfway through our set and I see him.
1:26:38 > 1:26:39It's fucking Lou Reed.
1:26:39 > 1:26:40- Oh, my. - Holy shit.
1:26:40 > 1:26:42I keep thinking I'm about to wake up any second,
1:26:42 > 1:26:44he gets up on stage, puts on a guitar
1:26:44 > 1:26:47- and we do a whole fucking set of his songs.- Oh, my God.
1:26:47 > 1:26:49We do "Vicious", "Shed a Light on Love".
1:26:49 > 1:26:50What a pisser.
1:26:50 > 1:26:55We do "I'm Waiting for the Man". Hold on one second.
1:26:55 > 1:26:56Hey.
1:26:56 > 1:26:59- Last paycheque? - Yeah.
1:26:59 > 1:27:01So, how's it going?
1:27:02 > 1:27:05- Ronnie found out everything. - Sorry.
1:27:05 > 1:27:09It was bad. It's blown over now. Mostly.
1:27:11 > 1:27:13Did you speak to Em?
1:27:13 > 1:27:16Not since she quit. You?
1:27:21 > 1:27:25You know the song is called "Satellite of Love" by Lou Reed.
1:27:25 > 1:27:28You said "Shed a Light on Love", but it's "Satellite".
1:27:28 > 1:27:31- Yeah, it's "Satellite of Love". - It's like Skylab.
1:27:31 > 1:27:34Yeah, I know, it's... It's called "Satellite of Love".
1:27:40 > 1:27:43Take care of yourself, Brennan.
1:27:43 > 1:27:44Yeah, you too.
1:27:49 > 1:27:50Where were we?
1:27:50 > 1:27:52You were telling us about Lou.
1:27:51 > 1:27:54"Satellite of Love". That's what we were talking about.
1:27:54 > 1:27:56- It's my favourite one. - It's a good tune.
1:27:57 > 1:28:00We've got the Viet Cong, fellas, we got the Viet Cong here.
1:28:00 > 1:28:03I need suppressive fire, but I can handle it.
1:28:02 > 1:28:05I think I got this under control.
1:28:05 > 1:28:08- Your friend Eric boned you, huh? - Yeah.
1:28:08 > 1:28:10How are you gonna pull off New York now?
1:28:10 > 1:28:11I can't pull it off.
1:28:11 > 1:28:13I'm stuck here.
1:28:13 > 1:28:17What's the point of being a writer or artist anyway?
1:28:17 > 1:28:19Herman Melville wrote fucking Moby Dick.
1:28:19 > 1:28:22He was so poor and forgotten by the time he died
1:28:22 > 1:28:25that in his obituary they called him Henry Melville.
1:28:25 > 1:28:27Like why bother?
1:28:27 > 1:28:30They're just gonna forget our fucking names anyway.
1:28:30 > 1:28:33> Viet Cong! Viet Cong! I'm coming!
1:28:33 > 1:28:36I heard Em went back to New York.
1:28:36 > 1:28:41I wish it didn't end like that. I should have... I don't know.
1:28:43 > 1:28:45> Get behind me, boom.
1:28:45 > 1:28:49I got two. There's one, there's two.
1:28:49 > 1:28:51Boom. Boom.
1:28:51 > 1:28:52Boom, baby, boom.
1:29:04 > 1:29:07Your Herman Melville story, that's bullshit.
1:29:07 > 1:29:09It's true, they called him Henry.
1:29:09 > 1:29:13No, I mean he wrote a 700-page allegorical novel
1:29:13 > 1:29:15about the whaling industry.
1:29:15 > 1:29:19I think he was a pretty passionate guy, Joel.
1:29:19 > 1:29:22I hope they call me Henry when I die, too.
1:29:22 > 1:29:24One can only hope.
1:29:29 > 1:29:32Brennan, don't get all drunk and fall asleep.
1:29:32 > 1:29:33Why?
1:29:33 > 1:29:35Because I'll jack off on your face.
1:29:35 > 1:29:39- OK. I'm going to go. - What?
1:29:39 > 1:29:42I'll see you around, Frigo.
1:29:42 > 1:29:43All right.
1:29:45 > 1:29:48Good luck with him. Even.
1:29:48 > 1:29:49(LAUGHS)
1:29:49 > 1:29:51Good one!
1:29:53 > 1:29:56That was nice, Brennan. That was nice.
1:29:58 > 1:29:59That must have hurt.
1:30:17 > 1:30:19# "Unsatisfied" - The Replacements
1:30:32 > 1:30:34# Look me in the eye
1:30:34 > 1:30:38# Then tell me that I'm satisfied
1:30:42 > 1:30:47# Hey, are you satisfied?
1:30:48 > 1:30:50# And it goes
1:30:50 > 1:30:55# So slowly on
1:30:55 > 1:31:00# Everything I've ever wanted
1:31:00 > 1:31:03# Tell me what's wrong
1:31:03 > 1:31:07# Look me in the eye and tell me
1:31:06 > 1:31:09# That I'm satisfied
1:31:12 > 1:31:15# Hey, are you satisfied? #
1:31:15 > 1:31:17(THUNDER)
1:31:29 > 1:31:30Whoa...
1:31:30 > 1:31:31Hi.
1:31:31 > 1:31:35I just got off a bus. I'm a New Yorker now.
1:31:35 > 1:31:37I assume I should probably buy an umbrella.
1:31:38 > 1:31:42I don't think... I can see you.
1:31:42 > 1:31:43What?
1:31:45 > 1:31:49This summer was... rough.
1:31:50 > 1:31:55I did things that I really... really regret.
1:31:55 > 1:31:56Me too.
1:31:58 > 1:32:02I'm sorry I told Lisa P about you and Connell.
1:32:03 > 1:32:06She told the rest of the world.
1:32:08 > 1:32:10I'm not going to lie, I was really angry at you,
1:32:10 > 1:32:12but you didn't deserve that.
1:32:14 > 1:32:15No, James.
1:32:17 > 1:32:19I am so sorry...
1:32:19 > 1:32:21..for fucking this up.
1:32:21 > 1:32:24You were the only good thing that happened this summer.
1:32:28 > 1:32:30Wait, Em.
1:32:33 > 1:32:37I think I maybe see you a little differently than you see yourself.
1:32:38 > 1:32:41I see the person who fucked up, but I also see the person who saved me
1:32:41 > 1:32:44from being knifed over a giant-ass panda.
1:32:44 > 1:32:48Who introduced me to psychotropic chocolate-chip cookies.
1:32:48 > 1:32:50And who stood up for Joel.
1:32:50 > 1:32:54Doesn't make apologies for herself.
1:32:54 > 1:32:59My theory is you can't just avoid everybody you screw up with.
1:32:59 > 1:33:02You should trust me, I'm a New Yorker.
1:33:08 > 1:33:10- You are soaking wet. - Yeah.
1:33:10 > 1:33:14- Do you have anything else you can wear?- I'll check.
1:33:13 > 1:33:16- Do you want some tea? - Yeah.
1:33:18 > 1:33:19No.
1:33:19 > 1:33:22Everything in here is soaking wet.
1:33:24 > 1:33:26- Here. - Thanks.
1:33:28 > 1:33:31So you're going to Columbia?
1:33:31 > 1:33:34No. No. Maybe next year. No.
1:33:34 > 1:33:36Oh. Why?
1:33:36 > 1:33:40I wrecked my dad's car and... I lost all my carny money.
1:33:40 > 1:33:42So what's the plan?
1:33:42 > 1:33:44I'm going to crash at the Y for a week.
1:33:44 > 1:33:48I'm going to look for a shitty job and... I don't know.
1:33:51 > 1:33:53Give me your shirt.
1:33:58 > 1:34:00- I'll get you another shirt. - Thanks.
1:34:03 > 1:34:04Hey, Em.
1:34:08 > 1:34:10I've really missed you.
1:34:18 > 1:34:20You want to wear this?
1:34:20 > 1:34:24I... No, no. I never want to see that again.
1:34:26 > 1:34:29Why do you have that? Why do you have that stupid shirt?
1:34:35 > 1:34:38Is it OK that I did that?
1:34:38 > 1:34:39Yeah.
1:35:15 > 1:35:17- Are we doing this? - I think so.
1:35:17 > 1:35:19OK, we are? OK.
1:35:47 > 1:35:50# "Don't Change" - INXS
1:36:02 > 1:36:06# I'm standing here on the ground
1:36:07 > 1:36:12# The sky above won't fall down
1:36:13 > 1:36:17# See no evil in all directions
1:36:19 > 1:36:22# Resolution of happiness
1:36:24 > 1:36:29# Things have been dark for too long
1:36:30 > 1:36:33# Don't change for you
1:36:33 > 1:36:35# Don't change a thing
1:36:35 > 1:36:37# For me
1:36:38 > 1:36:41# Don't change for you
1:36:41 > 1:36:43# Don't change a thing
1:36:43 > 1:36:45# For me
1:37:14 > 1:37:16Do you like adventure?
1:37:16 > 1:37:19(BOTH) Adventureland totally rocks.
1:37:20 > 1:37:25It's perfect for me, my wife, my family. It's great here, wonderful.
1:37:25 > 1:37:27Adventureland is top shelf.
1:37:27 > 1:37:28Adventureland.
1:37:28 > 1:37:32# Adventureland We're gonna have some fun!
1:37:32 > 1:37:35# Adventureland We're gonna have some fun
1:37:35 > 1:37:38- It's a fun-tastic time. - # Fun fun... #
1:37:38 > 1:37:39Adventureland.
1:37:39 > 1:37:41In Pittsburgh, PA.
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