It's a Wonderful Afterlife

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0:00:12 > 0:00:14MAN GROANS

0:00:14 > 0:00:16SWISH OF KNIFE

0:00:20 > 0:00:22POT BUBBLES

0:00:27 > 0:00:31MAN GROANS AND PANTS

0:00:35 > 0:00:37SIREN WAILS

0:00:45 > 0:00:51Male found unconscious. BP 100 over 70. Sats 85%.

0:00:55 > 0:00:57Can you beep the surgical registrar?

0:00:57 > 0:00:59He may need an ultrasound.

0:00:59 > 0:01:02I need him connected now. Pulse and blood pressure.

0:01:02 > 0:01:04- Heart rate down to 100. - Blood pressure rising.

0:01:04 > 0:01:06SCREAMS

0:01:07 > 0:01:09STOMACH GURGLES

0:01:11 > 0:01:13MONITOR FLATLINES

0:01:36 > 0:01:39'Police remain baffled by this latest victim.

0:01:39 > 0:01:41'The third member of the Asian community found dead

0:01:41 > 0:01:44'in an Indian food-related incident this week.

0:01:44 > 0:01:47'The first victims were also murdered here in Southall,

0:01:47 > 0:01:49'London's Little India.

0:01:49 > 0:01:51'The curry killer appears to remain at large

0:01:51 > 0:01:55'while the police have no idea who it is or when they may strike again.'

0:01:55 > 0:01:59Murder number one, Indian couple.

0:01:59 > 0:02:01Wife hit on the head with a rolling pin,

0:02:01 > 0:02:04husband suffocated with chapati dough.

0:02:04 > 0:02:06- LAUGHTER - Shh. Naan of that, please(!)

0:02:06 > 0:02:09We've classified this latest incident as murder

0:02:09 > 0:02:12because forensics say the chilli content of the curry

0:02:12 > 0:02:15was way off the human tolerance scale.

0:02:15 > 0:02:18Everyone, this is Detective Sergeant Murthy.

0:02:18 > 0:02:20He'll be assisting our team,

0:02:20 > 0:02:23interviewing members of the local community and the like.

0:02:23 > 0:02:25Let's get back to basics.

0:02:25 > 0:02:28Murthy, what do you think is going on here?

0:02:28 > 0:02:30I haven't been here long, but murders are rare.

0:02:30 > 0:02:32Certainly never a serial killer.

0:02:32 > 0:02:37We need some good community undercover work here.

0:02:37 > 0:02:40You're an insider, Murthy. People will talk to you.

0:02:40 > 0:02:44Whoever is committing these murders knows a thing or two about spices.

0:02:44 > 0:02:46But, sir, everyone eats curry now.

0:02:46 > 0:02:49Chicken tikka masala is the number one national dish,

0:02:49 > 0:02:50everyone's a potential suspect.

0:02:50 > 0:02:55Exactly. You're thinking laterally. That's why you're part of this team.

0:02:55 > 0:02:58Sir, he's just currying favour. Currying.

0:02:58 > 0:02:59See what I did with that, yeah?

0:03:01 > 0:03:05MUSIC: "A-Team Theme" overlain with bhangra drums

0:03:28 > 0:03:29Hello, Aunty.

0:03:31 > 0:03:34- It's Raj. - Googly.

0:03:37 > 0:03:41- I heard you were a police officer. - Googly!

0:03:41 > 0:03:43Blimey, you've grown.

0:03:43 > 0:03:44- Roopi? - Mmm.

0:03:44 > 0:03:45So have you.

0:03:49 > 0:03:52- Sorry to hear about Uncle's passing. - Thank you, beta.

0:03:52 > 0:03:55It's been a year now since your uncle has gone.

0:03:55 > 0:03:58I hope God will take me to him soon, too.

0:03:58 > 0:04:01- Once my duty is done. - Mum!

0:04:01 > 0:04:03You're not sick, are you?

0:04:03 > 0:04:05Since Dad died she thinks she's next in line.

0:04:05 > 0:04:09Apparently I'm holding up her plans because I won't get hitched.

0:04:09 > 0:04:10I know the feeling.

0:04:10 > 0:04:11What are you doing in London?

0:04:11 > 0:04:13I transferred to the Southall station.

0:04:13 > 0:04:16I'm working with the murder investigation team

0:04:16 > 0:04:19- on these recent murders. - That couple that died,

0:04:19 > 0:04:22their daughter ended up at our shelter more than a few times.

0:04:22 > 0:04:23Shelter?

0:04:23 > 0:04:26I work in a refuge centre,

0:04:26 > 0:04:29protecting women from the so-called pillars of our community.

0:04:31 > 0:04:36It's nice to see you both again. LOUD THROAT-CLEARING

0:04:36 > 0:04:38I better get back to the station.

0:04:38 > 0:04:40Come home some time for home-cooked food.

0:04:40 > 0:04:42I will, Aunty.

0:04:44 > 0:04:47- My God! - He's grown into a handsome man.

0:04:47 > 0:04:51Maybe I should talk to his parents. They always liked you as a girl.

0:04:51 > 0:04:54- Don't start, Mum. - Listen, beta. What is done is done.

0:04:54 > 0:04:56That Tej was bad news.

0:04:56 > 0:04:59But you have to move on. You're letting go so many chances.

0:04:59 > 0:05:03Mum, you've got to stop all this wishy-washy fairy-tale nonsense.

0:05:03 > 0:05:04Get real.

0:05:10 > 0:05:14BOY: Who's home? Who's home? BOYS: Fat family. Fat family.

0:05:14 > 0:05:15BOY: Fatty boom boom.

0:05:20 > 0:05:23BOY: Who's home? BOYS: Fat family.

0:05:24 > 0:05:28BOY: Fat family, fat family, fat family, fat family.

0:05:28 > 0:05:32- PARROT:- Fat family's home! Fat family's home!

0:05:33 > 0:05:36- Fat family's home! - Pappu, don't be a wanker.

0:05:36 > 0:05:38Pappu, don't be a wanker!

0:05:43 > 0:05:44SCREAMS

0:05:46 > 0:05:47BOY: Got you!

0:05:47 > 0:05:50BOYS LAUGH

0:05:54 > 0:05:56SPEAKS PUNJABI

0:05:56 > 0:05:59For God's sake, Jazz.

0:05:59 > 0:06:01When are you going to grow up?

0:06:01 > 0:06:03Mum's been through enough

0:06:03 > 0:06:05without dealing with you and your gags.

0:06:05 > 0:06:07Don't be a loser all your life.

0:06:07 > 0:06:10If your father was alive, Jasminder would get a proper job.

0:06:10 > 0:06:13Mum, I've got a proper job. I'm a DJ.

0:06:13 > 0:06:14He's a DJ, innit?

0:06:14 > 0:06:18And Roopi would be married and settled and I could go in peace.

0:06:18 > 0:06:22- I'm sorry, Mum. I'm sorry. - PHONE RINGS

0:06:23 > 0:06:25It's all right, Mum.

0:06:25 > 0:06:27Yah, man, this is Jazz. How can I help you?

0:06:27 > 0:06:32- WOMAN: 'Is that Mrs Sethi's house?' - Hello, Aunty.- 'Go get your mother.'

0:06:34 > 0:06:35- Hello? - 'Mrs Sethi?'

0:06:35 > 0:06:36Anji.

0:06:36 > 0:06:39'I have a very good boy for your daughter.

0:06:39 > 0:06:41- 'My cousin's sister's son.' - Yes, of course.

0:06:41 > 0:06:43- 'You bring Roopi.' - She'll be there.

0:06:43 > 0:06:46- 'To the Guldana.' - Thank you.

0:06:47 > 0:06:50Mum. Please tell me you haven't dropped me in it again.

0:06:52 > 0:06:55MYSTICAL INDIAN MUSIC

0:07:40 > 0:07:42- WOMAN:- Listen, what can we do now?

0:07:42 > 0:07:46- It's the boy's decision, no? - You told me she'd lost weight.

0:07:46 > 0:07:49How can I help you find someone for her

0:07:49 > 0:07:51when she's bigger than the boys I show you?

0:07:51 > 0:07:54But looks aren't everything. And she's strong.

0:07:54 > 0:07:57Not like those pencil-thin girls who could snap at any time.

0:07:57 > 0:07:59You're the mother, it's your fault.

0:07:59 > 0:08:03You should have controlled her eating from the start. But, no.

0:08:03 > 0:08:05And now everywhere does threading.

0:08:05 > 0:08:08There is no excuse for a moustache like that.

0:08:08 > 0:08:10WOMAN SPEAKS PUNJABI

0:08:11 > 0:08:12CAR HORN BLAST LOUD MUSIC

0:08:16 > 0:08:18REVS ENGINE

0:08:30 > 0:08:33TYRES SCREECH

0:08:35 > 0:08:38It's all right. Come on, let's go home.

0:08:53 > 0:08:57OK, who is she? How is she connected to the others?

0:08:57 > 0:08:59- What have you found out? - I've spoken to the neighbours.

0:08:59 > 0:09:01She was a widow. Lived alone.

0:09:01 > 0:09:03God-fearing, went to the Sikh temple all the time.

0:09:03 > 0:09:08Murthy, you have described every bleeding old biddy in this town.

0:09:08 > 0:09:11- Tell me something new. - Sir, you got a minute?

0:09:16 > 0:09:19METALLIC SQUEAKING

0:09:43 > 0:09:44CLATTERING

0:09:59 > 0:10:02SCREAMS

0:10:02 > 0:10:04Mum. Are you OK?

0:10:04 > 0:10:06SHE WHIMPERS

0:10:06 > 0:10:09THUNDERCLAP

0:10:50 > 0:10:52PAPPU SQUAWKS

0:10:52 > 0:10:54Shh.

0:11:23 > 0:11:25GASPS

0:11:36 > 0:11:39THUNDERCLAP

0:11:39 > 0:11:41PAPPU SCREECHES

0:11:41 > 0:11:44Pappu, quiet! Mum, what's wrong?

0:11:49 > 0:11:52What are you looking at? What is it?

0:12:04 > 0:12:05No, don't do it.

0:12:19 > 0:12:23You're just missing Dad. I still wake up in a state, too.

0:12:25 > 0:12:27Make you a hot cup of milk, hm?

0:12:43 > 0:12:45It's all right.

0:13:00 > 0:13:02THUNDERCLAP

0:13:02 > 0:13:03BIRDSONG

0:13:12 > 0:13:14SIGHS

0:13:19 > 0:13:20SCREAMS

0:13:22 > 0:13:24Why did you do it?

0:13:24 > 0:13:26What were you thinking?

0:13:26 > 0:13:27What is wrong with you?

0:13:27 > 0:13:29MUFFLED

0:13:30 > 0:13:31Morning, Mum.

0:13:33 > 0:13:35Still looking a little pale.

0:13:35 > 0:13:37Pale? She should see us.

0:13:39 > 0:13:40How you feeling?

0:13:40 > 0:13:41I'm OK.

0:13:41 > 0:13:43I better get to work.

0:13:44 > 0:13:45Sure you're OK?

0:13:45 > 0:13:48Why worry about her? We're the ones who are dead.

0:13:48 > 0:13:51The girl works too hard, that's why she's let her body go.

0:13:51 > 0:13:53Fat mother, fat daughter.

0:13:53 > 0:13:55What's wrong, Mum?

0:13:55 > 0:13:58You're a million miles away.

0:13:59 > 0:14:01I'm sorry, beta. You please go to work.

0:14:01 > 0:14:05Take some stuffed parantas for lunch.

0:14:05 > 0:14:07What? She already has a bottom like a buffalo.

0:14:07 > 0:14:10Call me if you need anything.

0:14:10 > 0:14:13I'm picking up Linda at the airport after work.

0:14:18 > 0:14:21- That's why I did it. - What?

0:14:22 > 0:14:24You said my daughter's too fat for you.

0:14:24 > 0:14:28And you said she's too ugly for your cousin's sister's son.

0:14:28 > 0:14:29And you?

0:14:29 > 0:14:32You said she's not good enough for your nephew Tej.

0:14:32 > 0:14:36So you broke her engagement, made some mischief and broke her heart.

0:14:36 > 0:14:39You all rejected her without even knowing her.

0:14:39 > 0:14:42You can't be nice to her even in death.

0:14:42 > 0:14:45She is all I can ask for in a daughter.

0:14:45 > 0:14:48She's loving, dutiful, considerate.

0:14:48 > 0:14:50And still no-one will have her.

0:14:50 > 0:14:53She deserves to have a good husband and a good family.

0:14:53 > 0:14:55And you all got what you deserve.

0:15:03 > 0:15:07Deserve this? For trying to help you find a match for moto-joto?

0:15:07 > 0:15:11You killed us for telling the truth. Surely an over-reaction, no?

0:15:11 > 0:15:12But we rejected so many girls.

0:15:12 > 0:15:15Better to break an engagement than have a bad match for ever.

0:15:15 > 0:15:17MUFFLED

0:15:17 > 0:15:19This isn't real. This can't be happening.

0:15:19 > 0:15:20It's real to us.

0:15:25 > 0:15:28POSTMAN: Morning.

0:15:28 > 0:15:29Oi, post wallah, look.

0:15:29 > 0:15:32Mr Postman, look at us.

0:15:33 > 0:15:36DOG BARKS

0:15:36 > 0:15:37Milo!

0:15:39 > 0:15:41What's wrong? You look bothered.

0:15:41 > 0:15:44Are your son and my Ari raising your blood pressure?

0:15:44 > 0:15:47Is there something different about me today?

0:15:47 > 0:15:49Did you dye your hair?

0:15:51 > 0:15:53Where do Jewish people go after they die?

0:15:54 > 0:15:56- Willesden. - Huh?

0:15:56 > 0:15:59The Jewish cemetery. It's lovely, all green and peaceful.

0:15:59 > 0:16:01Milo!

0:16:01 > 0:16:05No, I mean your spirit. Your soul.

0:16:05 > 0:16:09Oh, that. Nothing. When you're dead you're dead.

0:16:09 > 0:16:12That's sad. At least we have reincarnation.

0:16:12 > 0:16:16You see, we have reincarnation.

0:16:16 > 0:16:19- Everybody is reborn. - What, everyone?

0:16:19 > 0:16:21If you're good in this life,

0:16:21 > 0:16:24you come back again next time as something good,

0:16:24 > 0:16:26like a holy person.

0:16:26 > 0:16:31But if you're bad then you come back as something bad, like a cockroach.

0:16:33 > 0:16:37So if we're dead why are we still here?

0:16:37 > 0:16:39Why haven't we been reincarnated?

0:16:39 > 0:16:41I have no idea.

0:16:41 > 0:16:43Maybe you all did very bad things in your life

0:16:43 > 0:16:45so you're off the scale.

0:16:45 > 0:16:49But what about the bad you've done? What's going to happen to you?

0:16:49 > 0:16:53You know I'm a vegetarian. Why stab me with chicken tikka kebab?

0:16:53 > 0:16:54Why not panir?

0:16:54 > 0:16:57Listen, panji, I was not bad to your daughter.

0:16:57 > 0:16:59Why did you kill me?

0:16:59 > 0:17:01He was the one who said she was not suitable.

0:17:01 > 0:17:03He pushed his sister to break off the engagement.

0:17:03 > 0:17:06MUFFLED

0:17:06 > 0:17:07Of course you did.

0:17:07 > 0:17:11You said whoever marries her will never need a mattress.

0:17:11 > 0:17:12MUFFLED

0:17:12 > 0:17:16- LAUGHS - Mattress!

0:17:17 > 0:17:18ALL YELP

0:17:18 > 0:17:20OK.

0:17:20 > 0:17:23That's not right.

0:17:23 > 0:17:25SINGS BADLY: # I'm losing my way

0:17:25 > 0:17:35# And I'm trying to discover my sou-ou-ou-ou-oul... #

0:17:36 > 0:17:41I mean maybe we should write a song about death.

0:17:41 > 0:17:45No, no, I don't forget when it comes to my children.

0:17:46 > 0:17:49That's my mum. She's got guests. That means she's cooking.

0:17:49 > 0:17:50I've got the munchies.

0:17:50 > 0:17:54You said that to me. You think I don't remember?

0:17:54 > 0:17:57You think it doesn't hurt her mother?

0:17:57 > 0:18:00It doesn't break her heart to hear such things.

0:18:01 > 0:18:04Perhaps next time you'll think about her hurt and her pain.

0:18:09 > 0:18:11AMERICAN TV VOICEOVER: 'From an early age, John Edward

0:18:11 > 0:18:14'displayed remarkable psychic abilities.

0:18:14 > 0:18:17'Predictions and premonitions he couldn't explain.

0:18:17 > 0:18:21'At 15, a reading by a psychic changed his life.

0:18:21 > 0:18:24'John was told what millions have witnessed.

0:18:24 > 0:18:26'He can reunite people in the physical world

0:18:26 > 0:18:28'with those who have crossed over.'

0:18:28 > 0:18:32This guy's a scam artist. He can't help us. We need professional help.

0:18:33 > 0:18:36'He's telling me to tell you

0:18:36 > 0:18:38'about hiding in the back right-hand corner."

0:18:38 > 0:18:41- 'Would you go back there and hide? - Yeah.'

0:18:41 > 0:18:45It's very emotional when he contacts the dead relatives.

0:18:45 > 0:18:48Especially a wife whose husband died young.

0:18:50 > 0:18:54- Hi, Mum. - Hi, Aunty.

0:18:54 > 0:18:55Linda, beti.

0:18:55 > 0:18:58- Namaste, Aunty. - Oh, you've come. Come, come.

0:19:02 > 0:19:05If her daughter had that body we wouldn't be in this problem.

0:19:05 > 0:19:07MUFFLED

0:19:07 > 0:19:09I'm totally transformed. I am no longer Linda.

0:19:09 > 0:19:12- I am Gitali. - Huh?

0:19:14 > 0:19:18- It means "melodious one". - It also means you've lost the plot.

0:19:18 > 0:19:21You went to India and changed your name?

0:19:21 > 0:19:24Aunty, I met a wonderful numerologist in Ritikesh.

0:19:24 > 0:19:26He said "L" is very bad for my date of birth.

0:19:26 > 0:19:29It's been the "L" in Linda that has been blocking me in love.

0:19:29 > 0:19:32He said if I changed my name to begin with "G"

0:19:32 > 0:19:37it would be very lucky for me. Hence Gitali.

0:19:37 > 0:19:39She may be cracked, but what a figure.

0:19:41 > 0:19:43- This is very strange. - What is?

0:19:44 > 0:19:47The room. It's vibrating.

0:19:47 > 0:19:49It's just the bulb going.

0:19:49 > 0:19:51It's haunted.

0:19:51 > 0:19:54Don't be daft. This is Ealing.

0:19:54 > 0:19:58- There are spirits present. - Spirits? What are you on about?

0:19:58 > 0:20:01You know I've always been psychic, right?

0:20:01 > 0:20:05While I was at the ashram, my guru taught me how to harness my gift.

0:20:05 > 0:20:08And now I can feel everything.

0:20:08 > 0:20:10She has a gift.

0:20:10 > 0:20:12She can sense us.

0:20:12 > 0:20:14Ooh.

0:20:16 > 0:20:19Well, let's see if she can sense this.

0:20:19 > 0:20:22SINGS

0:20:25 > 0:20:27It's very creepy.

0:20:27 > 0:20:30It's like cheap cologne.

0:20:30 > 0:20:33Ask her why we're still here.

0:20:33 > 0:20:37- Why are these spirits here, Linda? - It's Gitali.

0:20:37 > 0:20:40I feel, Aunty, it's to do with the murders.

0:20:40 > 0:20:43See, she will find you out.

0:20:44 > 0:20:46What are you trying to say?

0:20:46 > 0:20:49When someone is murdered their spirit is unleashed.

0:20:49 > 0:20:53It's not easy for them to move on so they hang about.

0:20:53 > 0:20:55ALL: For how long?

0:20:55 > 0:20:59Sometimes their souls aren't ready for the next life.

0:20:59 > 0:21:01I'm ready right now. MUFFLED

0:21:01 > 0:21:06How much time before we rot away and disappear completely? Ask her.

0:21:06 > 0:21:08What has to happen for them to move on?

0:21:08 > 0:21:12Some believe that souls of the murdered

0:21:12 > 0:21:14can only be reincarnated

0:21:14 > 0:21:16once the murderer is dead.

0:21:17 > 0:21:20Oh, God help us.

0:21:21 > 0:21:23I need a large G and T.

0:21:23 > 0:21:24And so do you.

0:21:24 > 0:21:26Can you not feel that?

0:21:29 > 0:21:30So...

0:21:30 > 0:21:33do you want to hear my big news?

0:21:33 > 0:21:36Apart from your brain transplant with an Indian shaman?

0:21:36 > 0:21:38Stop being so closed off.

0:21:38 > 0:21:42Listen, do you remember before I went I had a feeling

0:21:42 > 0:21:45that I'd find my guy on this trip?

0:21:45 > 0:21:46Oh, my God.

0:21:46 > 0:21:49You haven't gone and fallen for a native, have you, Linda?

0:21:49 > 0:21:51It's Gitali. When I was at the ashram,

0:21:51 > 0:21:55I started having these strong feelings for this one guy.

0:21:55 > 0:21:59My guru said that I should follow my feelings because guess what?

0:21:59 > 0:22:00Enlighten me.

0:22:00 > 0:22:04My guru thinks I've been married to him for five past lives.

0:22:04 > 0:22:08My numerologist gave me his initials before I'd even met him.

0:22:08 > 0:22:11- What?! - GIGGLES HELPLESSLY

0:22:12 > 0:22:14- Just saying. - Oh, sorry.

0:22:14 > 0:22:15It's all right.

0:22:15 > 0:22:18OK. What's his name, then?

0:22:18 > 0:22:20Devinderpal Singh Chandioke.

0:22:22 > 0:22:24Mercy!

0:22:24 > 0:22:28He's not from some backwater remote hillside village, is he?

0:22:28 > 0:22:31Actually, he's from Gerrards Cross.

0:22:33 > 0:22:36DOORBELL RINGS

0:22:36 > 0:22:39- Googly. - Namaste, Aunty.

0:22:39 > 0:22:41- Come in. - Thank you.

0:22:45 > 0:22:50- I hope I haven't come at a bad time. - Nonsense. You're always welcome.

0:22:51 > 0:22:54- Here you are. - Thank you.

0:22:54 > 0:22:56Don't really know many people in London yet.

0:22:56 > 0:22:59- This is your home. Come, sit. - Thank you.

0:22:59 > 0:23:03- Your necklace is caught, Aunty. - Thank you, beta.

0:23:03 > 0:23:07It was a gift from my husband on our wedding day.

0:23:07 > 0:23:10So, what about you, then?

0:23:10 > 0:23:12Erm... Nothing.

0:23:14 > 0:23:15Can't handle it right now.

0:23:15 > 0:23:18Come on, you've got to get yourself back out there.

0:23:18 > 0:23:21I know. It's only been six months.

0:23:21 > 0:23:24Tej is your past.

0:23:24 > 0:23:28And "T" and "R", hopeless together. Wish I'd known that then.

0:23:28 > 0:23:31So who is good for "R"?

0:23:31 > 0:23:35"D". Or "R" itself.

0:23:35 > 0:23:40"D" for desperate. And "R" for really desperate.

0:23:40 > 0:23:44Stop it. Be positive.

0:23:44 > 0:23:48And do you think I'd do my own love chart and not yours?

0:23:48 > 0:23:51- Oh, it's good to have you back. - It's good to be back.

0:23:51 > 0:23:54- He's very handsome. - Too handsome.

0:23:54 > 0:23:56He's way out of moto's league.

0:23:56 > 0:23:59Nice and tall.

0:23:59 > 0:24:01But a little...dark, no?

0:24:01 > 0:24:03Must be from south.

0:24:03 > 0:24:06They have very bad table manners.

0:24:09 > 0:24:11Anything wrong, Aunty?

0:24:11 > 0:24:15No, I just remembered that I forgot to get the green chillies.

0:24:15 > 0:24:18You must stay for dinner. I hope you're hungry.

0:24:18 > 0:24:20Hi, Mum.

0:24:20 > 0:24:21Look who's here.

0:24:21 > 0:24:24- Hey, Googs. - Hey.

0:24:25 > 0:24:28This is my old mate Linda.

0:24:28 > 0:24:30Pleasure to meet you.

0:24:30 > 0:24:34Please, call me Raj. No-one has called me Googly for years.

0:24:34 > 0:24:37Ah, Raj.

0:24:37 > 0:24:39Oh.

0:24:40 > 0:24:43I'm Gitali. It's my rebirth name.

0:24:43 > 0:24:46Hello, it's only me.

0:24:46 > 0:24:50Here it is, love. Eggless cake you like so much.

0:24:50 > 0:24:54You shouldn't have. Thank you so much.

0:24:54 > 0:24:58Meet our family friend Raj from Kent. He's a police officer.

0:25:00 > 0:25:03Very good. We need a lot of protection around here.

0:25:03 > 0:25:04You have no idea.

0:25:04 > 0:25:08So, Raj, are you here...

0:25:08 > 0:25:10He is so gorgeous.

0:25:10 > 0:25:13Oh, I know.

0:25:13 > 0:25:16And?

0:25:16 > 0:25:19His family stayed with us when they first came to England.

0:25:19 > 0:25:22I used to go blackberry picking with him along the canal

0:25:22 > 0:25:24when we were kids.

0:25:24 > 0:25:26I've seen him in his underpants.

0:25:26 > 0:25:29So you're halfway there.

0:25:29 > 0:25:31Are you joking?

0:25:31 > 0:25:34He could have anyone he wants.

0:25:34 > 0:25:36He likes you.

0:25:36 > 0:25:38I can sense it.

0:25:38 > 0:25:40And he's an "R".

0:25:42 > 0:25:46So, this latest woman with the kebab skewer, she was my age.

0:25:46 > 0:25:48Why would anyone want to murder an old lady like that?

0:25:48 > 0:25:50We can't figure it out.

0:25:50 > 0:25:52You're no closer to finding the killer?

0:25:52 > 0:25:54Investigating all avenues.

0:25:54 > 0:25:58Have you ever come across this latest victim, Manjit Kaur?

0:25:58 > 0:26:00No.

0:26:00 > 0:26:03I've been interviewing her family today. It's sad.

0:26:03 > 0:26:05She was estranged from her kids.

0:26:06 > 0:26:08All the victims have dirty laundry,

0:26:08 > 0:26:11which makes finding a motive more complicated.

0:26:11 > 0:26:14What kind of dirty laundry?

0:26:14 > 0:26:16The third victim was a serial bigamist.

0:26:16 > 0:26:19He had two wives back home in India that he abandoned.

0:26:19 > 0:26:21You don't know my wives, you'd have run away, too.

0:26:21 > 0:26:24And he was trying to get married to a third here.

0:26:24 > 0:26:26- Bastard. - Shameless.

0:26:26 > 0:26:31- The third couple made their daughter marry a man who became abusive.- What?

0:26:31 > 0:26:33He used to hit her.

0:26:33 > 0:26:35When she came to me for help

0:26:35 > 0:26:38they blamed her and made her go back to him to save face.

0:26:38 > 0:26:41It's what I told you real pillars of the community(!)

0:26:43 > 0:26:44The only link seems to be

0:26:44 > 0:26:47the killer clearly has cooking skills and knows their spices.

0:26:50 > 0:26:52Oh, I'm getting a feeling.

0:26:56 > 0:26:59I'm getting a strong feeling...

0:27:00 > 0:27:02..about the murderer.

0:27:02 > 0:27:03What?

0:27:03 > 0:27:06Linda's psychic.

0:27:06 > 0:27:07Psychic or psycho?

0:27:10 > 0:27:11She's just learning,

0:27:11 > 0:27:16but her guru thinks she's got a big career ahead of her.

0:27:16 > 0:27:21I'm sensing that the murderer is full of rage and anger.

0:27:21 > 0:27:23CURRY MAN: That's a no-brainer(!)

0:27:23 > 0:27:27If they know so much about cooking, do they think it's a man or a woman?

0:27:29 > 0:27:32All my feelings are non gender-specific.

0:27:32 > 0:27:33LAUGHS

0:27:33 > 0:27:36MYSTICAL INDIAN MUSIC STARTS UP

0:27:38 > 0:27:40Oh, sorry. That's my phone.

0:27:41 > 0:27:43I'll just get that. Sorry.

0:27:43 > 0:27:46She's just got back from six weeks in India.

0:27:46 > 0:27:48Ah, that explains it.

0:27:48 > 0:27:50All right, love.

0:27:50 > 0:27:53I'm making Ari brisket for dinner. Night night.

0:27:53 > 0:27:57You have to see these old photos I found of us.

0:28:00 > 0:28:01How long can you keep this up?

0:28:01 > 0:28:04That was too close. You can't carry on like this.

0:28:04 > 0:28:07And neither can we. There's only one solution.

0:28:08 > 0:28:10You have to kill yourself.

0:28:12 > 0:28:14'Yes, you're right, it is a baffling case.

0:28:14 > 0:28:18'I'm joined by some members of the Asian community in Southall.

0:28:18 > 0:28:20'When is it going to end?

0:28:20 > 0:28:23'You tell me. I don't know what the police are doing.

0:28:23 > 0:28:26'I think they should get their act together and comfort the public.'

0:28:26 > 0:28:28SWITCHES TV OFF

0:28:35 > 0:28:37What's your team playing at?

0:28:37 > 0:28:40We've got four bodies, no leads,

0:28:40 > 0:28:43- no suspects, nothing. - Forensics are working overtime

0:28:43 > 0:28:46and Murthy has interviewed the whole town.

0:28:46 > 0:28:50I've got the local paper calling us a bunch of useless wallies.

0:28:50 > 0:28:54Community groups on my case. There's got to be a simple motive.

0:28:55 > 0:28:56Honour killings.

0:28:56 > 0:28:58Arranged marriage gone sour.

0:28:58 > 0:29:00Family feud.

0:29:00 > 0:29:02Get me a suspect!

0:29:06 > 0:29:10- We have one, sir. - What?

0:29:10 > 0:29:11Roopi Sethi.

0:29:15 > 0:29:20- She has connections to each victim. - Roopi? That's impossible.

0:29:20 > 0:29:23I ran a background check on that shelter she works in.

0:29:23 > 0:29:26She was brought in once about an attempted murder case

0:29:26 > 0:29:29where the wife stabbed the husband and legged it.

0:29:29 > 0:29:32She's also been up for assault against some poor sod trying

0:29:32 > 0:29:36to keep his marriage together. She's radical, probably a lesbian.

0:29:36 > 0:29:37What?

0:29:37 > 0:29:42Manjit Kaur met Roopi at the Sikh temple the day she died.

0:29:46 > 0:29:47Roopi.

0:29:50 > 0:29:52Hello.

0:29:52 > 0:29:55- Sorry to disturb you at work, Roopi. - We've got some questions for you.

0:30:04 > 0:30:07Manjit Kaur, the latest murder victim.

0:30:07 > 0:30:11- Are you sure you didn't know her? - No, I didn't.

0:30:11 > 0:30:15Why does her phone say she called you the day before she met you?

0:30:15 > 0:30:17And she met you the day she died.

0:30:18 > 0:30:21We know she went to the temple at 1,700 hours.

0:30:26 > 0:30:29Oh, my God, it's her.

0:30:32 > 0:30:34I met her at the temple for the first time.

0:30:34 > 0:30:35I didn't know her name.

0:30:35 > 0:30:38What business did she have with you at the temple?

0:30:38 > 0:30:40She was...

0:30:42 > 0:30:45..looking at girls for her sister's nephew.

0:30:45 > 0:30:49So, she rejected you. Are you desperate to get married?

0:30:49 > 0:30:52Why? You asking?

0:30:52 > 0:30:54Oh, nice. Like your kebabs, do you?

0:30:56 > 0:31:00You're also acquainted with Mr and Mrs Chopra.

0:31:04 > 0:31:07I never met them. I knew their daughter.

0:31:07 > 0:31:11The same daughter you helped run away from her husband?

0:31:11 > 0:31:13What is this? Googs, what's going on?

0:31:13 > 0:31:16What about this poor geezer? Did you bust his balls and all?

0:31:16 > 0:31:17What?

0:31:19 > 0:31:22I only met him once. At a wedding.

0:31:22 > 0:31:26He was a rude, sexist pig. You know he's a bigamist too, right?

0:31:26 > 0:31:30- How do you know that? - I told her.

0:31:31 > 0:31:34Sharing information with potential suspects, Googs?

0:31:34 > 0:31:37- Suspect?! I barely know these people.- You didn't like them.

0:31:37 > 0:31:39- Doesn't mean I killed them. - Then why did someone?

0:31:39 > 0:31:43I've no idea. That's your job to find out.

0:31:45 > 0:31:50Were you not once engaged to the Chopras' nephew, Tej Chopra?

0:31:54 > 0:31:55You got dumped, didn't you?

0:31:59 > 0:32:03- You? A murder suspect? - 'It was awful.

0:32:03 > 0:32:06'I didn't know that woman at the temple was the last victim.

0:32:06 > 0:32:07'How did you know her?'

0:32:07 > 0:32:11- This is really freaking me out. - 'Listen to me.'

0:32:11 > 0:32:15She was someone I met there once.

0:32:15 > 0:32:19Now calm down and get back to work. It'll all be over soon.

0:32:20 > 0:32:24- This is terrible. It's all my fault. - True.

0:32:24 > 0:32:26They're going to send Roopi to jail.

0:32:26 > 0:32:28I... I have to confess.

0:32:28 > 0:32:31- What? No, you can't do that. - I have to.

0:32:31 > 0:32:33I can't let Roopi go to jail for me.

0:32:33 > 0:32:35But if you go to jail then we all go to jail.

0:32:35 > 0:32:38And we'll never be reincarnated.

0:32:41 > 0:32:42She's right.

0:32:45 > 0:32:47You have to kill yourself.

0:32:47 > 0:32:50You leave a note confessing to the murders and then Roopi will be safe.

0:33:03 > 0:33:05Just one more.

0:33:07 > 0:33:09Don't make it dry.

0:33:09 > 0:33:11MUFFLED

0:33:36 > 0:33:37LINDA: Hello? Aunty?

0:33:37 > 0:33:41- Oh, come on...! - You home?

0:33:41 > 0:33:44Roopi, what are you doing home?

0:33:44 > 0:33:46Couldn't work after that police business.

0:33:46 > 0:33:49She called me dead upset so I brought her home.

0:33:49 > 0:33:53- Are you feeling better now, Roops? - Yeah. Sort of.

0:33:53 > 0:33:56Well, let's take your mind off it.

0:33:56 > 0:33:58I've got some good news.

0:33:58 > 0:34:00Good news?

0:34:00 > 0:34:02I wanted you both to know first.

0:34:03 > 0:34:07I soon will be Mrs Devinderpal Singh Chandioke.

0:34:07 > 0:34:09BOTH: What?

0:34:09 > 0:34:12- I'm engaged to an Indian. - How?

0:34:12 > 0:34:15A yoga retreat in the Himalayas.

0:34:15 > 0:34:17What? Just like that?

0:34:17 > 0:34:20Are you nuts? You just met him.

0:34:20 > 0:34:23Roopi, why didn't you go with Linda to India?

0:34:23 > 0:34:25- She begged you to go with her. - Mum!

0:34:25 > 0:34:30With all due respect, I am not going to India to find a husband.

0:34:30 > 0:34:33That's no loss for India.

0:34:33 > 0:34:36I can't wait for you both to meet my Dev.

0:34:39 > 0:34:42I'm sorry, panji. SHE SOBS

0:34:42 > 0:34:44Your daughter will find someone, too.

0:34:44 > 0:34:47You shouldn't be surprised her friend found someone first.

0:34:47 > 0:34:49I mean she's so slim...

0:34:49 > 0:34:53Even her English friend can find an Indian husband.

0:34:53 > 0:34:56Roopi will find a good man, panji.

0:34:56 > 0:34:59Maybe she'll have to be a little less choosy.

0:34:59 > 0:35:01I hope that she marries well,

0:35:01 > 0:35:03but you have to eat some ladoo so we can finish this.

0:35:03 > 0:35:06I'm so sorry to all of you.

0:35:06 > 0:35:09I wish I could take it all back.

0:35:09 > 0:35:11But...

0:35:11 > 0:35:13I can't do it.

0:35:13 > 0:35:14What?

0:35:14 > 0:35:17I can't kill myself until...

0:35:20 > 0:35:22..I see my daughter married, too.

0:35:22 > 0:35:25No, no, no, no way, no deal. That may never happen.

0:35:25 > 0:35:27MUFFLED

0:35:27 > 0:35:30They just said she'll find a husband.

0:35:30 > 0:35:32They said that to make you feel better.

0:35:32 > 0:35:35Who will marry that moto? Think of the grocery bills.

0:35:36 > 0:35:39I don't want my daughter to be all alone.

0:35:39 > 0:35:41SHE SOBS

0:35:47 > 0:35:51We had such a blissful time together in India.

0:35:51 > 0:35:56As soon as we met up here, I knew it was meant to be.

0:35:56 > 0:35:59- I haven't even met him. - You will.

0:35:59 > 0:36:01MRS GOLDMAN: Hello? Don't mind me.

0:36:01 > 0:36:03Picking up my cake tin from yesterday.

0:36:03 > 0:36:07You can't change your mind. It's not fair on all of us.

0:36:07 > 0:36:11But if I go she will have no father or mother.

0:36:11 > 0:36:14Her younger brother can't help get her married.

0:36:14 > 0:36:17You should have thought of that before you put air con in me.

0:36:17 > 0:36:19Be quiet, she said sorry. Can't you understand?

0:36:19 > 0:36:22No mother wants to die without seeing her daughter married.

0:36:22 > 0:36:24LOUD SQUELCHES

0:36:24 > 0:36:26Eurgh!

0:36:27 > 0:36:28I don't think we can wait

0:36:28 > 0:36:31for someone that desperate to come along.

0:36:31 > 0:36:34- MUFFLED - You two shut up!

0:36:34 > 0:36:38Only a mother can know what another mother feels.

0:36:38 > 0:36:42- We should help her. - That's right.

0:36:53 > 0:36:56I'm sorry, Linda.

0:36:56 > 0:36:58I'm really happy for you.

0:36:58 > 0:37:01It's just that...

0:37:01 > 0:37:02this week would have been my wedding

0:37:02 > 0:37:04had it all worked out with Tej.

0:37:06 > 0:37:09And now you'll be having the big Indian wedding

0:37:09 > 0:37:12that my mother always dreamed of for me.

0:37:12 > 0:37:16And I'll never find another man who'll love me.

0:37:16 > 0:37:18Shh.

0:37:18 > 0:37:20Don't be crazy, Roops.

0:37:20 > 0:37:23Of course you will.

0:37:24 > 0:37:26I was fine about it.

0:37:26 > 0:37:30But when that police guy brought him up, it brought it all back.

0:37:32 > 0:37:33He was right.

0:37:35 > 0:37:37I was dumped.

0:37:37 > 0:37:38I didn't do anything wrong.

0:37:38 > 0:37:40That's just it.

0:37:40 > 0:37:42You didn't do anything wrong.

0:37:42 > 0:37:44He just turned out to be a spineless git

0:37:44 > 0:37:48who let his family dictate who he should marry.

0:37:48 > 0:37:49No, let's face it.

0:37:51 > 0:37:53I wasn't good enough.

0:37:54 > 0:37:57And they thought he could do better.

0:37:57 > 0:38:01And my poor mum still keeps trying to get me hooked up,

0:38:01 > 0:38:05even though people don't want to go near me because I'm tainted goods.

0:38:05 > 0:38:09Shh. No, it's not true.

0:38:10 > 0:38:12GASPS What?

0:38:14 > 0:38:17I made five ladoos. There are only four.

0:38:17 > 0:38:22- Roopi, did you eat something? - No, Mum.

0:38:22 > 0:38:28Oh, Mum, Mrs Goldman came by to pick something up.

0:38:31 > 0:38:34KEBAB WOMAN: And the note. Throw the note away.

0:38:34 > 0:38:36PANICKED CHATTER

0:38:50 > 0:38:52- Oh. - What?

0:38:53 > 0:38:54ALL GASP

0:38:54 > 0:38:56Oh, no.

0:39:03 > 0:39:04SIREN WAILS

0:39:07 > 0:39:10I don't believe it. I just don't believe it.

0:39:10 > 0:39:13A third granny killed in her home.

0:39:13 > 0:39:15And this one isn't even Indian.

0:39:16 > 0:39:19What the hell is going on here, Smythe?

0:39:19 > 0:39:21We're analysing the Indian sweet.

0:39:21 > 0:39:24This is another link that points to the neighbours.

0:39:24 > 0:39:26They were close to her. Why would they kill her?

0:39:26 > 0:39:29Leave that to me, Murthy. I need you to focus on the Sethi daughter,

0:39:29 > 0:39:32- since you seem to be well in there. - What?

0:39:32 > 0:39:35Murthy here has a special relationship

0:39:35 > 0:39:37with one of my suspects, Chief.

0:39:37 > 0:39:39Good.

0:39:39 > 0:39:42Let's use that. You're going undercover.

0:39:42 > 0:39:45Looks like you've got yourself a girlfriend to take care of.

0:39:45 > 0:39:48RABBI PRAYING

0:39:48 > 0:39:50SHOVELS DIGGING

0:40:31 > 0:40:34Who are you people?

0:40:34 > 0:40:37- Call this funeral attire? - It's a long story.

0:40:37 > 0:40:40Ladies and gentlemen, please return to the prayer hall

0:40:40 > 0:40:42for the conclusion of the service.

0:40:42 > 0:40:46- All right, man? - I wish you long life.

0:40:46 > 0:40:50- These folks can't see me, can they? - No.

0:40:50 > 0:40:54- Then what am I? - A spirit.

0:40:54 > 0:40:56- I'm a spirit. - MILO WHIMPERS

0:40:56 > 0:40:59And Milo, too? How did we die?

0:40:59 > 0:41:02Ask Mrs Sethi.

0:41:02 > 0:41:04I thought they couldn't hear me.

0:41:04 > 0:41:07- Only she can. - Why's that?

0:41:07 > 0:41:10Better ask her yourself. Story's getting longer.

0:41:14 > 0:41:18Poor Ari. Who'll look after my son now?

0:41:18 > 0:41:19I will.

0:41:21 > 0:41:25- You really can hear me. - Yes.

0:41:25 > 0:41:27I'm sorry.

0:41:27 > 0:41:28For what?

0:41:28 > 0:41:31You ate a poisoned ladoo I made.

0:41:31 > 0:41:34I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to kill you.

0:41:34 > 0:41:38- But she meant to kill all of us. - ALL AGREE

0:41:38 > 0:41:40- She killed all of you? - ALL: Mm-hm.

0:41:40 > 0:41:41And me?

0:41:41 > 0:41:43And Milo, too?

0:41:43 > 0:41:45My goodness.

0:41:45 > 0:41:48What's got into you, love?

0:41:48 > 0:41:51You know how hard I've tried to find a suitable match for Roopi?

0:41:51 > 0:41:53No mother could have done more than you.

0:41:53 > 0:41:56They were all horrible to her.

0:41:56 > 0:41:59And I couldn't take it any more.

0:41:59 > 0:42:01But you shouldn't be here.

0:42:01 > 0:42:04You were always so nice to Roopi.

0:42:04 > 0:42:07Well, I always said your cooking was so good

0:42:07 > 0:42:09it was going to kill me one day.

0:42:09 > 0:42:11The poisoned ladoo was for me.

0:42:11 > 0:42:16I was supposed to eat it and die so they could all be reincarnated.

0:42:16 > 0:42:20Oh, that's right. You said when we die we'll be reincarnated.

0:42:20 > 0:42:21Maybe Abe and I will come back

0:42:21 > 0:42:24as birds flying through the sky together.

0:42:24 > 0:42:28We always wanted to travel but he died a month after he retired.

0:42:28 > 0:42:31No-one is flying anywhere until she's dead.

0:42:31 > 0:42:35And she won't kill herself until her jumbo daughter is married.

0:42:35 > 0:42:36Is this true, love?

0:42:36 > 0:42:39I just need to know that Roopi is happily married.

0:42:39 > 0:42:42- And Jazz? - He's a boy, it's different.

0:42:42 > 0:42:45He's happy with his music. But his sister's not happy.

0:42:45 > 0:42:48I don't want her to live this life alone.

0:42:48 > 0:42:51Once she has someone then I can move on with all of you.

0:42:51 > 0:42:54Wait a minute. This is wonderful.

0:42:56 > 0:42:59This is our chance to do a good deed. Roopi is a lovely girl.

0:43:00 > 0:43:02If we can help her,

0:43:02 > 0:43:05it'll help us come back as something better in our next life.

0:43:05 > 0:43:09I'm sure we've all done things we're not proud of.

0:43:09 > 0:43:12She's done us a favour. She's given us another chance.

0:43:16 > 0:43:19I still don't see why we have to help her when she killed us.

0:43:19 > 0:43:22I for one can't bear to see Roopi cry like that again.

0:43:22 > 0:43:24Trust me, you need good deeds fast.

0:43:24 > 0:43:27You want to come back new and improved, don't you?

0:43:27 > 0:43:30Maybe you'll come back and have one happy marriage for life.

0:43:49 > 0:43:53OK, OK, if finding moto a husband is the only way we get out of here

0:43:53 > 0:43:55then I'm in.

0:43:55 > 0:43:56Mazel tov.

0:43:56 > 0:43:58BHANGRA MUSIC

0:44:39 > 0:44:40# Oh baby

0:44:40 > 0:44:42# Don't break my heart

0:44:42 > 0:44:45# Don't break my heart Cos I've been waiting

0:44:45 > 0:44:48# You're listening Don't break my heart

0:44:48 > 0:44:49# Oh baby

0:44:49 > 0:44:51# Don't break my heart

0:44:51 > 0:44:55# Don't break my heart Cos I've been waiting

0:44:55 > 0:44:57# For a long, long time

0:44:57 > 0:45:00# Baby girl

0:45:00 > 0:45:02# Baby girl

0:45:02 > 0:45:03# Baby

0:45:03 > 0:45:07# You're listening Don't break my heart

0:45:07 > 0:45:10# If you want to look you want to know them... #

0:45:10 > 0:45:13OK, try to find out what kind of man she likes.

0:45:13 > 0:45:15Don't beat about the bush, just ask her.

0:45:15 > 0:45:18Use guilt. You're her mother, it's your right.

0:45:19 > 0:45:25Beti, I'm just saying if you were wanting to get married...

0:45:25 > 0:45:27Mum!

0:45:27 > 0:45:31If we're going to go on walks together it's a marriage-free zone.

0:45:31 > 0:45:33Ask me about work.

0:45:33 > 0:45:34Where I want to travel.

0:45:34 > 0:45:36Who I'm voting for.

0:45:36 > 0:45:39Anything except for marriage all the time.

0:45:40 > 0:45:43Of course I'd like to meet someone.

0:45:43 > 0:45:49- I'm not as beautiful as Linda. - And that's why we're doomed.

0:45:49 > 0:45:52You know, there's nothing wrong with being single.

0:45:52 > 0:45:54A lot of women are happy that way their whole lives.

0:45:54 > 0:45:56HORRIFIED GASPS

0:45:56 > 0:45:58MUFFLED SOUNDS

0:45:59 > 0:46:00GASPS

0:46:02 > 0:46:04Now we are truly in purgatory.

0:46:04 > 0:46:08Chupa. Mrs Sethi, you're worse than my wife.

0:46:08 > 0:46:10It is your duty to find her a husband now.

0:46:10 > 0:46:13We should go to a marriage bureau, it's the fastest way.

0:46:13 > 0:46:16That didn't do much for our daughter.

0:46:16 > 0:46:19I'm not going to interfere. I have told her.

0:46:19 > 0:46:21Mum, who are you talking to?

0:46:23 > 0:46:25I'm sorry, beti.

0:46:25 > 0:46:27I'm listening to you.

0:46:30 > 0:46:33Mum, I don't mean to have a go at you.

0:46:33 > 0:46:37I just don't understand why you can't let this marriage thing go.

0:46:37 > 0:46:41You've got to stop. You'll make yourself crazy.

0:46:43 > 0:46:45There is only one reason I did what I did.

0:46:45 > 0:46:48- Hmm? - I mean do what I do.

0:46:49 > 0:46:51Roopi.

0:46:51 > 0:46:55I want you to know the same happiness I shared with your father.

0:46:55 > 0:46:57The way he looked after me.

0:46:57 > 0:47:03Then how he we both felt when I held you in my arms for the first time.

0:47:04 > 0:47:07And then your brother.

0:47:07 > 0:47:09I don't want you to miss out on this joy.

0:47:11 > 0:47:14You'll grow another heart with every child.

0:47:14 > 0:47:17And there isn't anything you wouldn't do for them.

0:47:22 > 0:47:26Mum, if you really want to know,

0:47:26 > 0:47:30there's nothing I want more than to have a baby.

0:47:30 > 0:47:32I dream about it all the time.

0:47:34 > 0:47:37But my fear is that I'll never meet that right person

0:47:37 > 0:47:40and I'll end up settling for someone.

0:47:40 > 0:47:43Because if I don't...

0:47:43 > 0:47:45I may never meet anyone who'll want me.

0:47:45 > 0:47:46Chup...

0:47:46 > 0:47:49don't even think like that.

0:47:49 > 0:47:51That is why you should let us help you.

0:47:51 > 0:47:54- Us? - I mean me.

0:47:56 > 0:47:59I know a few clubs where there are always men looking for women.

0:47:59 > 0:48:01Not the sort of men we should be looking for.

0:48:01 > 0:48:03What about trying this shaddi.com?

0:48:03 > 0:48:05No. Too many people on the internet

0:48:05 > 0:48:09lying about their age and their profession. It's unsafe.

0:48:09 > 0:48:12But I've heard of something that might work.

0:48:17 > 0:48:18Hello, I'm Jagjit.

0:48:18 > 0:48:21- Hi. Roopi. - KEBAB WOMAN: He's panga.

0:48:21 > 0:48:24- Beggars can't be choosers. - SPIRITS: Next.

0:48:25 > 0:48:27MAN LAUGHS SPIRITS: Next.

0:48:29 > 0:48:30What year did you say you were born?

0:48:30 > 0:48:33Why ask trick questions? No-one's good enough for her.

0:48:33 > 0:48:35KEBAB WOMAN: He's older than you.

0:48:35 > 0:48:36Next.

0:48:36 > 0:48:39- RAPS:- Yo, honey girl, sweet sugar dumpling.

0:48:39 > 0:48:42Not bad, very modern.

0:48:42 > 0:48:44Got speed daters to my left, speed daters to my right.

0:48:44 > 0:48:47Don't you worry about me, I'll speed date you all night.

0:48:47 > 0:48:48SPIRITS: Next.

0:48:48 > 0:48:50BLOWS WHISTLE

0:48:56 > 0:48:57Hi.

0:48:58 > 0:49:01I can see a great future for us.

0:49:01 > 0:49:03- Should've gone to Specsavers. - SPIRITS: Next.

0:49:03 > 0:49:04Hi.

0:49:07 > 0:49:09I am...Dilraj.

0:49:11 > 0:49:12Poor little chap.

0:49:14 > 0:49:15SPIRITS: Next!

0:49:18 > 0:49:19Hi.

0:49:19 > 0:49:21What are you doing here, Googs?

0:49:21 > 0:49:24I guess we all have to bite the bullet and try to please our folks.

0:49:24 > 0:49:28It doesn't matter how proud they are I'm a police officer,

0:49:28 > 0:49:30they keep asking the same question.

0:49:30 > 0:49:33This isn't any more surreal than the last time we met.

0:49:33 > 0:49:36I am sorry for coming to your refuge like that.

0:49:36 > 0:49:40I do hope that young woman you were helping is OK now.

0:49:40 > 0:49:42She's getting there. Thanks.

0:49:44 > 0:49:47But your partner is a right tosser.

0:49:47 > 0:49:49He's not actually my partner.

0:49:49 > 0:49:52Unfortunately, I didn't get to pick him.

0:49:52 > 0:49:54It was arranged.

0:50:02 > 0:50:04She's found a match.

0:50:04 > 0:50:05Googly.

0:50:05 > 0:50:09He's perfect. It's fate bringing them together.

0:50:09 > 0:50:12He's a little dark, though. And he's not a Sikh, he's a Hindu.

0:50:12 > 0:50:15- That is close enough. - He's breathing, he'll do.

0:50:15 > 0:50:17You put yourself through this nightmare

0:50:17 > 0:50:20- and you still haven't found anyone. - I did.

0:50:20 > 0:50:23- I cheated. I knew her before. - Huh?

0:50:23 > 0:50:25Will you have dinner with me?

0:50:25 > 0:50:30MUSIC: "Wonderful Life" by Black

0:50:33 > 0:50:35He's funny.

0:50:45 > 0:50:48# Here I go

0:50:48 > 0:50:50# Out to sea again

0:50:50 > 0:50:54# The sunshine fills my hair

0:50:56 > 0:50:59# And dreams hang in the air

0:51:02 > 0:51:08# Gulls in the sky And in my blue eyes

0:51:08 > 0:51:11# You know it feels unfair

0:51:13 > 0:51:16# There's magic everywhere

0:51:20 > 0:51:23# Look at me standing

0:51:24 > 0:51:27# Here on my own again

0:51:28 > 0:51:35# Up straight in the sunshine

0:51:35 > 0:51:38# No need to run

0:51:38 > 0:51:39# And hide

0:51:39 > 0:51:43# It's a wonderful, wonderful life

0:51:43 > 0:51:46# No need to laugh

0:51:46 > 0:51:48# And cry

0:51:48 > 0:51:52# It's a wonderful wonderful life... #

0:51:54 > 0:51:56SAXOPHONE SOLO

0:52:05 > 0:52:07She shouldn't drink in front of him. Very bad.

0:52:07 > 0:52:10She certainly shouldn't eat, it'd scare anyone.

0:52:12 > 0:52:15# ..I need a friend

0:52:15 > 0:52:17# Oh, I need a friend

0:52:17 > 0:52:20# To make me happy

0:52:23 > 0:52:29# Not so alone

0:52:29 > 0:52:32# Look at me here

0:52:34 > 0:52:37# Here on my own again

0:52:37 > 0:52:44# Up straight in the sunshine

0:52:44 > 0:52:46# No need to run

0:52:47 > 0:52:49# And hide

0:52:49 > 0:52:53# It's a wonderful, wonderful Life

0:52:53 > 0:52:57# No need to laugh and cry... #

0:52:57 > 0:52:59- Hi, Roopi. - MUSIC CUTS OUT

0:53:01 > 0:53:04Hi. Tej.

0:53:06 > 0:53:09Roopi, this is... This is Karishma.

0:53:09 > 0:53:13- And how do you two know each other? - We used to work together.

0:53:16 > 0:53:18Sorry I'm late, darling.

0:53:21 > 0:53:24This is Tej. And...

0:53:27 > 0:53:30MUSIC RESUMES

0:53:30 > 0:53:33# ..No need to run

0:53:33 > 0:53:35# And hide

0:53:35 > 0:53:39# It's a wonderful, wonderful life

0:53:39 > 0:53:41# No need to laugh

0:53:41 > 0:53:44# And cry It's a wonderful, wonderful... #

0:53:44 > 0:53:49Good evening. # ..Wonderful life. #

0:53:49 > 0:53:52Damn, she got lucky.

0:53:52 > 0:53:54- Sorry? - Nothing.

0:53:58 > 0:54:02I'm telling you, sir, it's not Roopi Sethi.

0:54:02 > 0:54:04- How can you be sure? - I spent weeks with her.

0:54:04 > 0:54:08There's no way she's the murderer. No motive, no evidence, nothing.

0:54:08 > 0:54:11You can't rule her out just because you fancy her, Murthy.

0:54:11 > 0:54:14Forensics found a small hair in the sweet Mrs Goldman was eating.

0:54:14 > 0:54:18We need a DNA sample from Roopi now. Can I have a word, Chief?

0:54:25 > 0:54:28- MURTHY: Namaste, Aunty. MRS SETHI:- Namaste.

0:54:28 > 0:54:31We're not going to be late. I've got three new cases at work tomorrow.

0:54:31 > 0:54:35- You all enjoy. Have a nice time. - Thank you.

0:54:35 > 0:54:36I've left my phone.

0:54:36 > 0:54:40- KEBAB WOMAN: That top is too low. CURRY MAN:- She's looking damn hot.

0:54:40 > 0:54:42- LINDA:- I could murder a pizza.

0:54:46 > 0:54:49KEBAB WOMAN: Why does she have to show everything?

0:54:49 > 0:54:51- MRS GOLDMAN:- She looks nice.

0:55:03 > 0:55:04I am totally serious.

0:55:04 > 0:55:06I can read foreheads.

0:55:15 > 0:55:17Does it work...

0:55:17 > 0:55:19if you've had botox?

0:55:25 > 0:55:27Does my forehead look big in this?

0:55:27 > 0:55:29- SNIGGERS - OK.

0:55:31 > 0:55:33Tense.

0:55:35 > 0:55:38You both are not very good at being straight.

0:55:38 > 0:55:40Are you saying Googly's a bent copper?

0:55:40 > 0:55:42It's Raj, Roops, Raj.

0:55:44 > 0:55:48I'm not saying he's bent, but I am seeing something.

0:55:50 > 0:55:52What?

0:55:52 > 0:55:53What can you see?

0:55:56 > 0:55:58Are you hiding something from us?

0:55:59 > 0:56:02Well, yeah, we can't go revealing all to you women.

0:56:02 > 0:56:04Where's the romance in that?

0:56:07 > 0:56:10OK. I admit it.

0:56:10 > 0:56:12I have had botox.

0:56:18 > 0:56:19Wine?

0:56:23 > 0:56:26So, Dev, your families seem to have hit it off well.

0:56:26 > 0:56:28Actually, it was perfect.

0:56:29 > 0:56:32We're all looking forward to the engagement party.

0:56:32 > 0:56:36Dev's parents are putting up a huge marquee in the garden.

0:56:36 > 0:56:39And we've set a date for the wedding.

0:56:39 > 0:56:41Spring wedding.

0:56:41 > 0:56:45We've discussed a spring wedding. We love...

0:56:45 > 0:56:49Dev, honey. Remember what our charts recommend?

0:56:49 > 0:56:56Wedding day. 14th March, 11:45am GMT.

0:56:57 > 0:57:03The charts also say I should give up meat and shave my head

0:57:03 > 0:57:07so our marriage will be auspicious, but that's a lot to ask, darling.

0:57:15 > 0:57:17I need to use the ladies'.

0:57:22 > 0:57:24- ROOPI:- Ahem!

0:57:25 > 0:57:26Excuse me.

0:57:31 > 0:57:35(Why are you pushing so hard, Linda?)

0:57:35 > 0:57:38I've asked you a thousand times. Please stop calling me Linda.

0:57:38 > 0:57:42I'm Gitali. My luck won't work if you don't use the "G".

0:57:42 > 0:57:44But you're forcing it.

0:57:44 > 0:57:47What happened to the carefree ballsy girl I used to know?

0:57:47 > 0:57:49- He's my destiny. - Linda...

0:57:49 > 0:57:53Look, I'm not going to be stuck as Assistant Head of Human Resources

0:57:53 > 0:57:56at Ealing Town Hall for the rest of my life.

0:57:56 > 0:57:59He just needs a little bit of prodding.

0:58:01 > 0:58:03- DEV:- Waiter.

0:58:03 > 0:58:06The Barolo. This no good.

0:58:16 > 0:58:19You miss two episodes and it has all changed.

0:58:19 > 0:58:22- The brothers look different. - She killed the brother.

0:58:22 > 0:58:25- MRS SETHI: - 'I think his wife is in on it.

0:58:25 > 0:58:26'But nobody else.'

0:58:26 > 0:58:29Wife? Don't say we've missed one.

0:58:29 > 0:58:33Get back out there, see if she's still on her own.

0:58:41 > 0:58:46DRAMATIC MUSIC ON TV

0:58:48 > 0:58:50It's so sad.

0:58:50 > 0:58:52You watch this for fun?!

0:58:54 > 0:58:56I know who did it.

0:58:58 > 0:59:00- MRS SETHI:- '"I know who did it.'

0:59:05 > 0:59:09She's on her own watching telly. I can see her from the window.

0:59:12 > 0:59:14If she's on her own, who's she talking to?

0:59:14 > 0:59:16She's a nutter.

0:59:16 > 0:59:18Talks to herself all the time.

0:59:23 > 0:59:24Oh, my God.

0:59:25 > 0:59:27ALL SCREAM

0:59:29 > 0:59:32LAUGHS UPROARIOUSLY

0:59:32 > 0:59:35What are you doing?

0:59:35 > 0:59:39- I'm DJ-ing this private party. - Why don't you get a proper job?

0:59:39 > 0:59:42When are you going to get some responsibility?

0:59:42 > 0:59:44You're sounding like a broken record.

0:59:44 > 0:59:48Can I count on you to look after your sister when I'm gone?

0:59:48 > 0:59:51Why are you talking like that, Mum?

0:59:51 > 0:59:54What are you worried about? You're as strong as an ox.

0:59:58 > 1:00:02If I die tomorrow, will you look after your sister?

1:00:03 > 1:00:05You're scaring me now, Mum.

1:00:05 > 1:00:09I'm going to be late tonight, so if you need anything call my mobile.

1:00:13 > 1:00:16- Come sit down. - THUNDERCLAPS

1:00:29 > 1:00:32MURTHY: It's like a monsoon. Roops, seriously, wait.

1:00:32 > 1:00:34LAUGHTER AND SQUEALING

1:00:36 > 1:00:37Hey, Mum.

1:00:38 > 1:00:39So wet.

1:00:42 > 1:00:43SCREAMS

1:00:45 > 1:00:46- LINDA:- Aunty.

1:00:48 > 1:00:50Your aura has got so dark.

1:00:53 > 1:00:57I feel five spirits around you. I'm going to remove them.

1:00:58 > 1:01:03SMYTHE: Five murders, five spirits. I knew it. There's a connection.

1:01:03 > 1:01:06I'm going to do a spiritual cleansing.

1:01:06 > 1:01:09Dev, move the table. Move it.

1:01:09 > 1:01:11- Don't do this, Linda. - It's OK.

1:01:11 > 1:01:13What's a cleansing?

1:01:13 > 1:01:16- She's going to remove us. - Do you think she'll help us move on?

1:01:16 > 1:01:18- Could be, could be. - Yes.

1:01:22 > 1:01:24KEBAB WOMAN: God, forgive my mistakes.

1:01:24 > 1:01:28I became bitter because my mother-in-law was the same to me.

1:01:28 > 1:01:32Please, bring me back as a cat that never has to lift a finger.

1:01:32 > 1:01:35This is it, we are leaving.

1:01:35 > 1:01:37ROLLING PIN WOMAN: Wait, don't leave without me.

1:01:37 > 1:01:40Please, God, give me good sperm in the next life

1:01:40 > 1:01:42so my wife won't leave again.

1:01:42 > 1:01:45LINDA CHANTS

1:01:49 > 1:01:51RUMBLING YELLING

1:02:03 > 1:02:05- MRS GOLDMAN:- There's a good boy.

1:02:11 > 1:02:13Stop it. You're upsetting Mum.

1:02:16 > 1:02:20- I am sorry. - Why are you sorry, Mum?

1:02:38 > 1:02:41Why haven't the DNA results come back from the lab yet?

1:02:41 > 1:02:43You can't rush forensics.

1:02:43 > 1:02:45- See ya, Guv. - Ta-ra.

1:02:45 > 1:02:48I only got that evidence to prove Roopi isn't the murderer.

1:02:48 > 1:02:50We need to start looking at other suspects.

1:02:50 > 1:02:54What do you think we've been doing? 500 interviews and not a bean.

1:02:54 > 1:02:56My arse is on the line and so's yours.

1:02:56 > 1:02:59We know the murderer cooks, Roopi hates cooking.

1:02:59 > 1:03:00She won't even make chapatis.

1:03:00 > 1:03:03She sees it as a symbol of women's oppression.

1:03:03 > 1:03:04And the rest of the family?

1:03:04 > 1:03:06Brother's a waster. He's harmless, no motive.

1:03:06 > 1:03:10- What about the mother? - You are joking?

1:03:10 > 1:03:12Women like Aunty couldn't hurt a fly.

1:03:12 > 1:03:14We can't stop investigating this family.

1:03:14 > 1:03:18They knew all the victims. We've got nothing else.

1:03:18 > 1:03:20Keep seeing Roopi.

1:03:20 > 1:03:22Go to that engagement party.

1:03:22 > 1:03:26Wear a wire. She's bound to let something slip.

1:03:26 > 1:03:28I'm bringing the mother in.

1:03:31 > 1:03:32So...

1:03:33 > 1:03:38- ..we've been watching you, Mrs Sethi. - Why would you be watching me, sir?

1:03:38 > 1:03:43It's odd that your family happens to know all the murder victims.

1:03:43 > 1:03:46Say you didn't know all of them.

1:03:46 > 1:03:48I didn't know all of them, sir.

1:03:48 > 1:03:51Where were you on Friday, February 6th?

1:03:51 > 1:03:54The night Mr and Mrs Chopra were killed.

1:03:54 > 1:03:58Stay calm. My sister Rita Juj was having a party in Stanmore.

1:03:58 > 1:04:00Say you were there.

1:04:00 > 1:04:02I was in Stanmore at a party given by Ritu Juj.

1:04:07 > 1:04:12What about Wednesday February 18th? The night Manjit Kaur was murdered.

1:04:12 > 1:04:14KEBAB WOMAN: You were out shopping at B&Q.

1:04:16 > 1:04:20I was shopping at B&Q off the Hayes bypass.

1:04:20 > 1:04:23On Wednesday they give ten% discount to seniors.

1:04:23 > 1:04:24What did you buy?

1:04:24 > 1:04:27NAAN MAN: Say nothing, or they will check receipts.

1:04:28 > 1:04:29Go on.

1:04:31 > 1:04:33What did you buy?

1:04:34 > 1:04:37- MRS GOLDMAN:- Say you were looking for a clothes dryer.

1:04:37 > 1:04:39£19.99, steel finish, but they were out of stock.

1:04:39 > 1:04:41Nothing.

1:04:41 > 1:04:43I was looking for a clothes dryer, steel finish.

1:04:43 > 1:04:45But they were out of stock.

1:04:45 > 1:04:47- CURRY MAN:- OK, but they won't be fooled for ever.

1:04:47 > 1:04:52Murthy has to marry Roopi or we have to find another plan.

1:04:52 > 1:04:54And fast.

1:04:54 > 1:04:57BHANGRA MUSIC

1:05:00 > 1:05:02RHYTHMIC CLAPPING

1:05:51 > 1:05:53Oi, garcon.

1:05:53 > 1:05:54Thank you.

1:05:54 > 1:05:55You sure this is cool, bruv?

1:05:55 > 1:05:57This is what they do in the villages

1:05:57 > 1:06:00when they want the families to laugh with each other.

1:06:00 > 1:06:03- Ganja pakoras. - Wee pakora.

1:06:03 > 1:06:05Don't mind if I do. Thank you very much.

1:06:05 > 1:06:07You're welcome, sexy.

1:06:11 > 1:06:14- Another one? - Go on then. Might as well.

1:06:14 > 1:06:16Engagement day.

1:06:23 > 1:06:26APPLAUSE AND DRUMMING

1:07:10 > 1:07:11LINDA SCREAMS

1:07:15 > 1:07:17Oh, my God, she's freaking out.

1:07:18 > 1:07:19What's happened?

1:07:19 > 1:07:22- She saw us. - Eh?

1:07:22 > 1:07:24- CURRY MAN:- She sensed my energy.

1:07:24 > 1:07:26- I've still got it. - Could she see us?

1:07:29 > 1:07:33- Can you not see that? - The drummers?

1:07:33 > 1:07:35Look.

1:07:37 > 1:07:39I'm going to go and get Mum.

1:07:39 > 1:07:42- Mrs Sethi? - Where's she gone?

1:07:43 > 1:07:46- Jazz, have you seen Mum? - No.

1:07:46 > 1:07:50- Why's Linda freaking out? - Probably one of my ganja pakoras.

1:07:50 > 1:07:52- You didn't! Did you? - Yeah.

1:07:52 > 1:07:56You idiot. Googs is here. He's a cop, you know.

1:07:57 > 1:07:58Throw the rest away.

1:08:05 > 1:08:07Ooh, sorry.

1:08:08 > 1:08:09Dev, come on.

1:08:09 > 1:08:13Chillax, Aunty. It's all good vibes.

1:08:13 > 1:08:16It was my stupid brother's fault. He made bhang pakoras.

1:08:16 > 1:08:18Ganja?

1:08:20 > 1:08:22Let's get you some air.

1:08:24 > 1:08:28Did you see the look on Aunty's face?

1:08:32 > 1:08:33Have a seat, come here.

1:08:37 > 1:08:39It's all right, don't worry.

1:08:39 > 1:08:42Oh, no. Do you feel sick?

1:08:44 > 1:08:45Yeah.

1:08:47 > 1:08:49- But it's not the pakoras. - What?

1:08:49 > 1:08:52I think I'm making a terrible mistake.

1:08:52 > 1:08:55Here, today, with all of this.

1:08:55 > 1:08:58Jeez. You're just realising this now?

1:08:58 > 1:09:01I've been thinking it for weeks.

1:09:01 > 1:09:04- I hoped it was just nerves. - It probably is.

1:09:04 > 1:09:06The ganja's not helping.

1:09:09 > 1:09:11Gitali is not my soulmate.

1:09:14 > 1:09:16I think you are.

1:09:16 > 1:09:18Dev, what are you doing?

1:09:18 > 1:09:21I don't know. I'm sorry.

1:09:21 > 1:09:24- It just felt so right. - Why did you agree to marry Linda?

1:09:24 > 1:09:27Typical bullshit. I was worried I was getting past it.

1:09:27 > 1:09:31Pressure from my folks. I really did like her at first in India.

1:09:31 > 1:09:34But she's changed.

1:09:34 > 1:09:38I feel more connected to you just in these last few weeks.

1:09:38 > 1:09:39KEBAB WOMAN: Yes!

1:09:39 > 1:09:42Here's our plan B. She has two husband options now.

1:09:42 > 1:09:45Oh my God, Dev. You're a "D".

1:09:45 > 1:09:49- Linda was right. - Don't start on that.

1:09:49 > 1:09:51Just be real.

1:09:51 > 1:09:54Look at the two of us.

1:09:54 > 1:09:55We always get on.

1:09:55 > 1:09:57You make me laugh.

1:09:57 > 1:09:59We're both Punjabis.

1:09:59 > 1:10:02It's the perfect match.

1:10:02 > 1:10:04- You really feel that? - Yeah.

1:10:06 > 1:10:09My folks, they really like her.

1:10:09 > 1:10:11Even like the fact that she's English.

1:10:11 > 1:10:13- Because she's beautiful. - And I'm not.

1:10:13 > 1:10:15Yeah. No!

1:10:15 > 1:10:20I mean I don't care... what you look like.

1:10:22 > 1:10:26OK, forget that husband option.

1:10:26 > 1:10:28Why say all this now?

1:10:28 > 1:10:30You think I'm going to throw myself at some guy

1:10:30 > 1:10:33who's going to break my best friend's heart?

1:10:33 > 1:10:36INDISTINCT RECORDING PLAYS

1:10:36 > 1:10:39'You think I'm going to throw myself at some guy

1:10:39 > 1:10:42'who's going to break my best friend's heart?'

1:10:42 > 1:10:43What is happening?

1:10:45 > 1:10:47Googs.

1:10:48 > 1:10:49What are you doing?

1:10:49 > 1:10:53My iPhone's acting up. It turned itself on.

1:10:53 > 1:10:55Why are you recording my conversation?

1:10:55 > 1:10:57There goes the other husband option.

1:10:57 > 1:11:01No, I wasn't. I had to make a phone call.

1:11:01 > 1:11:03Are you still investigating me?

1:11:03 > 1:11:05Roopi, let me explain.

1:11:05 > 1:11:11You are. You're here undercover. Bugging my conversations.

1:11:16 > 1:11:18And I thought we were actually having a nice time together.

1:11:18 > 1:11:21How stupid am I?

1:11:21 > 1:11:24- I was having a nice time. - Stop it.

1:11:27 > 1:11:30I really thought my luck had changed.

1:11:32 > 1:11:36I thought I'd been through all the humiliation I possibly could.

1:11:36 > 1:11:39You've taken it to an all-time low.

1:11:39 > 1:11:42Thank you...

1:11:42 > 1:11:45for reminding me that the only way someone like you

1:11:45 > 1:11:47would ever go out with me is if he was forced to.

1:11:55 > 1:11:59Roopi, wait. I don't want to marry Linda, I want to marry YOU!

1:11:59 > 1:12:00EVERYONE GASPS

1:12:03 > 1:12:04MUSIC DIES OUT

1:12:07 > 1:12:08ROOM FALLS SILENT

1:12:17 > 1:12:18- YELLS:- No!

1:12:18 > 1:12:20It's not true.

1:12:20 > 1:12:21No!

1:12:23 > 1:12:26So is this why you didn't want to set a wedding date?

1:12:26 > 1:12:28Gitali, please.

1:12:31 > 1:12:35Numerologist. Our charts, our foreheads, it's all just rubbish.

1:12:37 > 1:12:40Maybe we make our own fate.

1:12:40 > 1:12:42I'm sorry.

1:12:49 > 1:12:53- No, ma'am, please. - Linda. What are you doing?

1:12:53 > 1:12:56No. He's not worth it.

1:12:56 > 1:12:59Don't do this. Just hand it back to me. Linda.

1:13:00 > 1:13:02Gitali.

1:13:02 > 1:13:04Maybe we could sit down.

1:13:04 > 1:13:07Have a drink, talk about this, huh?

1:13:09 > 1:13:11No, Gitali.

1:13:11 > 1:13:13Give... Give me the bowl.

1:13:13 > 1:13:16Give me the bowl, Gitali.

1:13:16 > 1:13:18Give me the bowl. Give me this.

1:13:21 > 1:13:23EVERYONE EXCLAIMS

1:13:34 > 1:13:39REVERBERATING SCREAM

1:13:41 > 1:13:47DEEP RUMBLING

1:13:47 > 1:13:51THUNDERCLAPS SCREAMING

1:13:53 > 1:13:56Stop, Linda!

1:14:10 > 1:14:14CORKS POPPING

1:15:00 > 1:15:03ELECTRICAL PULSING

1:15:03 > 1:15:09SPIRITS SCREAM

1:15:42 > 1:15:44- DEV:- No, Gitali.

1:15:53 > 1:15:56SPIRITS SIGH AND GROAN

1:15:59 > 1:16:03- LINDA:- ROOPI!

1:16:05 > 1:16:07It's OK.

1:16:09 > 1:16:11He's not the one for you.

1:16:11 > 1:16:14He's not good enough for my best mate Linda.

1:16:14 > 1:16:15Gitali.

1:16:19 > 1:16:21It's Linda.

1:16:23 > 1:16:25I'm Linda.

1:16:25 > 1:16:27- Yeah. - I'm Linda.- Linda.

1:16:43 > 1:16:44MAN: Has she stopped?

1:16:46 > 1:16:48- Feel a bit better now. - Mm.

1:16:48 > 1:16:51I could really do with a bath, actually.

1:16:52 > 1:16:54It's a real mess in here, innit?

1:16:54 > 1:16:57So, you got your cover blown.

1:16:57 > 1:17:01- That's... That's genius. - Please don't take me off the team.

1:17:01 > 1:17:05Too late. Smythe's already done it. I need answers.

1:17:05 > 1:17:07You let your feelings get in the way.

1:17:07 > 1:17:10I'm going after Roopi now, like we should have done from the start.

1:17:10 > 1:17:14Why don't we have the DNA results? They'd prove Roopi's innocence.

1:17:14 > 1:17:16We've had them for days, they're negative.

1:17:16 > 1:17:18What?

1:17:23 > 1:17:25Don't go over there, Murthy.

1:17:25 > 1:17:29Because the DNA didn't match doesn't mean she's not the murderer.

1:17:29 > 1:17:32- You'll compromise our case. - You should have told me.

1:17:32 > 1:17:34I couldn't trust you.

1:17:34 > 1:17:36You put her before the investigation.

1:17:43 > 1:17:46He loves her. He's come back for her.

1:17:49 > 1:17:50Googly?

1:17:50 > 1:17:52Namaste, Aunty. I have to talk to Roopi.

1:17:52 > 1:17:54Well done.

1:17:54 > 1:17:58- Yes, come in. She's inside. - Thank you.

1:17:59 > 1:18:02Let them work it out.

1:18:02 > 1:18:04- CURRY MAN:- What's he up to?

1:18:06 > 1:18:08Don't let him get in the way.

1:18:08 > 1:18:11- KEBAB WOMAN: What's he doing, huh? - Mr Nasty.

1:18:11 > 1:18:15- I don't trust him. - He's up to something.

1:18:17 > 1:18:20What's he looking for?

1:18:20 > 1:18:23He's going in the back.

1:18:26 > 1:18:28ROLLING PIN WOMAN: Come quickly.

1:18:41 > 1:18:42What are you doing?

1:18:42 > 1:18:45This is my house. What are you doing here?

1:18:45 > 1:18:48I'm stopping Murthy making the biggest mistake of his life.

1:18:48 > 1:18:52- He keeps trying to protect her. - He's proposing to her.

1:18:52 > 1:18:54Ah, good.

1:18:56 > 1:19:00- I can't let him marry a murderer. - She's not a murderer.

1:19:00 > 1:19:02- Now...! - Please.

1:19:02 > 1:19:04- Now, now, Mrs Sethi. - Please let them be.

1:19:04 > 1:19:08- Don't make me harm you. - Calm down.

1:19:12 > 1:19:14SPIRITS GASP

1:19:14 > 1:19:16My God.

1:19:17 > 1:19:19It's you.

1:19:21 > 1:19:23Put down the shears.

1:19:23 > 1:19:25- I don't want to harm you. - Put down the shears.

1:19:25 > 1:19:27Please.

1:19:29 > 1:19:30HE GROANS

1:19:36 > 1:19:37Look at that.

1:19:37 > 1:19:38MILO BARKS

1:19:41 > 1:19:44What happened? Where's Googly?

1:19:44 > 1:19:46He asked me to marry him.

1:19:46 > 1:19:49That is wonderful.

1:19:49 > 1:19:51So why are you looking upset?

1:19:51 > 1:19:54Because I said no.

1:19:54 > 1:19:56- Why? - Mum!

1:19:57 > 1:20:01He was spying on me. He wanted to arrest me.

1:20:01 > 1:20:03Tell her it was the other one that was after her.

1:20:03 > 1:20:05He was trying to protect her.

1:20:05 > 1:20:09- He was only trying to protect you. - Why would you think that?

1:20:09 > 1:20:13Because...his boss told me.

1:20:13 > 1:20:14What?

1:20:14 > 1:20:17When did you speak to his boss?

1:20:19 > 1:20:24- They...took me for questioning. - What?

1:20:24 > 1:20:26- Why, Mum? - Keep going, panji, keep going.

1:20:26 > 1:20:30- Murthy loves her. - Anyone can see that.

1:20:30 > 1:20:32Help her see the truth.

1:20:35 > 1:20:37Roopi.

1:20:37 > 1:20:40Sometimes things don't always make sense.

1:20:40 > 1:20:44But deep inside you know what's right and what's wrong.

1:20:44 > 1:20:47Trust me, beti. Googly is the one for you.

1:20:47 > 1:20:51Don't let him go or you will always regret it.

1:21:05 > 1:21:07Googs!

1:21:09 > 1:21:10TYRES SCREECH

1:21:55 > 1:21:57Mazel tov.

1:21:57 > 1:21:58- JAZZ:- Mum!

1:22:00 > 1:22:01- JAZZ:- Mum!

1:22:05 > 1:22:09- See, even fat people can find love. - Of course.

1:22:09 > 1:22:10- Why not? - Why not?

1:22:12 > 1:22:16- What's all the noise about? - Your sister is getting married.

1:22:16 > 1:22:17No way.

1:22:17 > 1:22:20Come and see what's happening outside.

1:22:20 > 1:22:22Cool, one minute. Stay there.

1:22:46 > 1:22:48What's this?

1:22:51 > 1:22:55I earned it DJ-ing. I've been saving it for Roopi's wedding.

1:22:56 > 1:22:59Oh, my puta.

1:23:04 > 1:23:06What are you crying for, Mum?

1:23:06 > 1:23:08She's finally getting married.

1:23:11 > 1:23:12MUSIC AND CHEERING

1:23:34 > 1:23:36She looks beautiful.

1:23:44 > 1:23:47Well, this whole thing is ridiculous.

1:23:47 > 1:23:51I can't think of a worse motive in criminal history.

1:24:28 > 1:24:31PEOPLE GASP CHATTER

1:24:32 > 1:24:33Call a doctor!

1:24:35 > 1:24:37MONITOR BEEPS

1:24:55 > 1:24:57So, she never told you, huh?

1:24:57 > 1:25:00- She didn't tell anyone. - It's a real shame.

1:25:00 > 1:25:02Sadly there's not much we can do now.

1:25:02 > 1:25:06Cancer was diagnosed months ago.

1:25:06 > 1:25:09Why didn't you tell us, Mum? We could have got you treatment.

1:25:09 > 1:25:11I wanted to be with my husband.

1:25:13 > 1:25:14There's nothing left for me...

1:25:15 > 1:25:18..except to see you find a husband...

1:25:18 > 1:25:21as good as your father.

1:25:21 > 1:25:24Can I speak to Mrs Sethi's children outside, please?

1:25:26 > 1:25:27Thank you.

1:25:36 > 1:25:38I have something for you.

1:25:41 > 1:25:45- From the garden. - Finally.

1:25:45 > 1:25:46Please don't tell Roopi.

1:25:49 > 1:25:51It would kill her.

1:25:55 > 1:25:59But you do know that you broke the law.

1:25:59 > 1:26:01Big time. SPIRITS: We don't mind.

1:26:01 > 1:26:04Yes, we do. She's a murderer. She deserves to be punished.

1:26:04 > 1:26:07You be quiet. You were an accident. You killed yourself.

1:26:07 > 1:26:10We're the real victims and do we mind? No.

1:26:10 > 1:26:12You can't let her get away with this.

1:26:12 > 1:26:17Roopi is like our own daughter now. Tell him, don't let her suffer.

1:26:17 > 1:26:19She's been the best daughter, too.

1:26:19 > 1:26:21Don't let him take away Roopi's happiness.

1:26:21 > 1:26:24Tell him for God's sake, before she comes in.

1:26:24 > 1:26:28NAAN MAN: Everything we did wrong you helped us put right with her.

1:26:28 > 1:26:29I'm sorry I called her moto.

1:26:29 > 1:26:33But you made me a much better man in death than I ever was in life.

1:26:41 > 1:26:43Mum. What happened?

1:26:43 > 1:26:46What did she say?

1:26:46 > 1:26:49She said she wants me to make you the happiest woman alive.

1:26:49 > 1:26:52I promised her I'll do everything I can to do it.

1:26:55 > 1:26:57Mum.

1:26:57 > 1:27:01We've been discussing with the doctor about a life support machine.

1:27:01 > 1:27:02SPIRITS: No!

1:27:02 > 1:27:09No, Doctor. Please let me go peacefully. I'm happy now.

1:27:09 > 1:27:10Of course.

1:27:14 > 1:27:16Don't be afraid, panji, it won't hurt.

1:27:16 > 1:27:19We did it and we're all fine.

1:27:19 > 1:27:22You'll see your husband and I'll finally get to see my Abe.

1:27:22 > 1:27:26NAAN MAN: So you really want to come back as my wife in the next life?

1:27:26 > 1:27:28I do.

1:27:28 > 1:27:31All I need's another couple of lifetimes to figure out women

1:27:31 > 1:27:32and I'll be set.

1:27:34 > 1:27:36What's she smiling at?

1:27:41 > 1:27:42Mum?

1:27:45 > 1:27:46Mum?

1:27:50 > 1:27:52MONITOR FLATLINES

1:27:58 > 1:28:00ANGELIC MUSIC

1:29:11 > 1:29:16MAN: Song one, take one. One, two, three, four.

1:29:16 > 1:29:20MUSIC: "Stayin' Alive Desified" by Bally Sagoo feat. Stayin' Alive UK

1:29:20 > 1:29:21LAUGHTER

1:29:24 > 1:29:28# Ah, ah, ah, ah, stayin' alive Stayin' alive

1:29:28 > 1:29:32# Ah, ah, ah, ah, stayin' alive Stayin' alive

1:29:32 > 1:29:34# You can tell by the way I use my walk

1:29:34 > 1:29:37# I'm a woman's man, no time to talk

1:29:37 > 1:29:39# Music loud and women warm

1:29:39 > 1:29:41# I've been kicked around since I was born

1:29:41 > 1:29:45# And now it's all right, it's OK You may look the other way

1:29:45 > 1:29:49# We can try to understand The New York Times' effect on man

1:29:49 > 1:29:52# Whether you're a brother Or whether you're a mother

1:29:52 > 1:29:53# You're staying alive Stayin' alive

1:29:53 > 1:29:56# Feel the city breakin' And everybody shakin'

1:29:56 > 1:29:58# And we're stayin' alive Stayin' alive

1:29:58 > 1:30:02# Ah, ah, ah, ah, stayin' alive Stayin' alive

1:30:02 > 1:30:11# Ah, ah, ah, ah, stayin' alive

1:30:16 > 1:30:21# Well now I get low and I get high And if I can't either, I really try

1:30:21 > 1:30:23# Got the wings of heaven on my shoes

1:30:23 > 1:30:25# I'm a dancin' man and I just can't lose

1:30:25 > 1:30:29# You know it's all right, it's OK I'll live to see another day

1:30:29 > 1:30:33# We can try to understand The New York Times' effect on man

1:30:33 > 1:30:36# Whether you're a brother Or whether you're a mother

1:30:36 > 1:30:37# You're stayin' alive Stayin' alive

1:30:37 > 1:30:40# Feel the city breakin' And everybody shakin'

1:30:40 > 1:30:42# And we're stayin' alive Stayin' alive

1:30:42 > 1:30:46# Ah, ah, ah, ah, stayin' alive Stayin' alive

1:30:46 > 1:30:56# Ah, ah, ah, ah, stayin' alive... #

1:30:56 > 1:30:58This is G... Guy Heeley.

1:31:01 > 1:31:03# ..You're going nowhere

1:31:03 > 1:31:06# Somebody help me

1:31:06 > 1:31:08# Somebody help me, yeah

1:31:12 > 1:31:15# I'm going nowhere Somebody help me, yeah... #

1:31:17 > 1:31:19And to the left. And to the right.

1:31:21 > 1:31:23# ..Oh, you can tell by the way I use my walk

1:31:23 > 1:31:26# I'm a woman's man No time to talk

1:31:26 > 1:31:27# Music loud and women warm... #

1:31:27 > 1:31:30CAST AND CREW CHEER

1:31:30 > 1:31:34# ..You know it's all right, it's OK You may look the other way

1:31:34 > 1:31:38# We can try to understand The New York Times' effect on man

1:31:38 > 1:31:40# Whether you're a brother Or whether you're a mother

1:31:40 > 1:31:42# You're stayin' alive Stayin' alive

1:31:42 > 1:31:47# Ah, ah, ah, ah, stayin' alive Stayin' alive

1:31:47 > 1:31:50# Ah, ah, ah, ah, stayin' alive. #

1:31:51 > 1:31:54MUSIC: "It's Love" by Mica Paris

1:32:02 > 1:32:07# I can't believe this is happening

1:32:07 > 1:32:10# Am I dreaming or is this real?

1:32:10 > 1:32:13# Like the breath of spring

1:32:13 > 1:32:15# The love you bring

1:32:16 > 1:32:19# Boy, you rescued me

1:32:20 > 1:32:24# Cos I was sad and lonely

1:32:24 > 1:32:26# I lost my way

1:32:26 > 1:32:29# Invisible but you noticed me

1:32:29 > 1:32:34# I can't believe my dream's standing

1:32:34 > 1:32:37# In front of me

1:32:37 > 1:32:39# Yeah

1:32:39 > 1:32:41# It's love

1:32:41 > 1:32:43# Is this possible?

1:32:43 > 1:32:46# I don't know

1:32:46 > 1:32:50# I don't know what he sees in me

1:32:50 > 1:32:53# I will love you

1:32:53 > 1:32:55# In this life

1:32:55 > 1:32:58# And I will love you for always... #