0:00:12 > 0:00:14MAN GROANS
0:00:14 > 0:00:16SWISH OF KNIFE
0:00:20 > 0:00:22POT BUBBLES
0:00:27 > 0:00:31MAN GROANS AND PANTS
0:00:35 > 0:00:37SIREN WAILS
0:00:45 > 0:00:51Male found unconscious. BP 100 over 70. Sats 85%.
0:00:55 > 0:00:57Can you beep the surgical registrar?
0:00:57 > 0:00:59He may need an ultrasound.
0:00:59 > 0:01:02I need him connected now. Pulse and blood pressure.
0:01:02 > 0:01:04- Heart rate down to 100. - Blood pressure rising.
0:01:04 > 0:01:06SCREAMS
0:01:07 > 0:01:09STOMACH GURGLES
0:01:11 > 0:01:13MONITOR FLATLINES
0:01:36 > 0:01:39'Police remain baffled by this latest victim.
0:01:39 > 0:01:41'The third member of the Asian community found dead
0:01:41 > 0:01:44'in an Indian food-related incident this week.
0:01:44 > 0:01:47'The first victims were also murdered here in Southall,
0:01:47 > 0:01:49'London's Little India.
0:01:49 > 0:01:51'The curry killer appears to remain at large
0:01:51 > 0:01:55'while the police have no idea who it is or when they may strike again.'
0:01:55 > 0:01:59Murder number one, Indian couple.
0:01:59 > 0:02:01Wife hit on the head with a rolling pin,
0:02:01 > 0:02:04husband suffocated with chapati dough.
0:02:04 > 0:02:06- LAUGHTER - Shh. Naan of that, please(!)
0:02:06 > 0:02:09We've classified this latest incident as murder
0:02:09 > 0:02:12because forensics say the chilli content of the curry
0:02:12 > 0:02:15was way off the human tolerance scale.
0:02:15 > 0:02:18Everyone, this is Detective Sergeant Murthy.
0:02:18 > 0:02:20He'll be assisting our team,
0:02:20 > 0:02:23interviewing members of the local community and the like.
0:02:23 > 0:02:25Let's get back to basics.
0:02:25 > 0:02:28Murthy, what do you think is going on here?
0:02:28 > 0:02:30I haven't been here long, but murders are rare.
0:02:30 > 0:02:32Certainly never a serial killer.
0:02:32 > 0:02:37We need some good community undercover work here.
0:02:37 > 0:02:40You're an insider, Murthy. People will talk to you.
0:02:40 > 0:02:44Whoever is committing these murders knows a thing or two about spices.
0:02:44 > 0:02:46But, sir, everyone eats curry now.
0:02:46 > 0:02:49Chicken tikka masala is the number one national dish,
0:02:49 > 0:02:50everyone's a potential suspect.
0:02:50 > 0:02:55Exactly. You're thinking laterally. That's why you're part of this team.
0:02:55 > 0:02:58Sir, he's just currying favour. Currying.
0:02:58 > 0:02:59See what I did with that, yeah?
0:03:01 > 0:03:05MUSIC: "A-Team Theme" overlain with bhangra drums
0:03:28 > 0:03:29Hello, Aunty.
0:03:31 > 0:03:34- It's Raj. - Googly.
0:03:37 > 0:03:41- I heard you were a police officer. - Googly!
0:03:41 > 0:03:43Blimey, you've grown.
0:03:43 > 0:03:44- Roopi? - Mmm.
0:03:44 > 0:03:45So have you.
0:03:49 > 0:03:52- Sorry to hear about Uncle's passing. - Thank you, beta.
0:03:52 > 0:03:55It's been a year now since your uncle has gone.
0:03:55 > 0:03:58I hope God will take me to him soon, too.
0:03:58 > 0:04:01- Once my duty is done. - Mum!
0:04:01 > 0:04:03You're not sick, are you?
0:04:03 > 0:04:05Since Dad died she thinks she's next in line.
0:04:05 > 0:04:09Apparently I'm holding up her plans because I won't get hitched.
0:04:09 > 0:04:10I know the feeling.
0:04:10 > 0:04:11What are you doing in London?
0:04:11 > 0:04:13I transferred to the Southall station.
0:04:13 > 0:04:16I'm working with the murder investigation team
0:04:16 > 0:04:19- on these recent murders. - That couple that died,
0:04:19 > 0:04:22their daughter ended up at our shelter more than a few times.
0:04:22 > 0:04:23Shelter?
0:04:23 > 0:04:26I work in a refuge centre,
0:04:26 > 0:04:29protecting women from the so-called pillars of our community.
0:04:31 > 0:04:36It's nice to see you both again. LOUD THROAT-CLEARING
0:04:36 > 0:04:38I better get back to the station.
0:04:38 > 0:04:40Come home some time for home-cooked food.
0:04:40 > 0:04:42I will, Aunty.
0:04:44 > 0:04:47- My God! - He's grown into a handsome man.
0:04:47 > 0:04:51Maybe I should talk to his parents. They always liked you as a girl.
0:04:51 > 0:04:54- Don't start, Mum. - Listen, beta. What is done is done.
0:04:54 > 0:04:56That Tej was bad news.
0:04:56 > 0:04:59But you have to move on. You're letting go so many chances.
0:04:59 > 0:05:03Mum, you've got to stop all this wishy-washy fairy-tale nonsense.
0:05:03 > 0:05:04Get real.
0:05:10 > 0:05:14BOY: Who's home? Who's home? BOYS: Fat family. Fat family.
0:05:14 > 0:05:15BOY: Fatty boom boom.
0:05:20 > 0:05:23BOY: Who's home? BOYS: Fat family.
0:05:24 > 0:05:28BOY: Fat family, fat family, fat family, fat family.
0:05:28 > 0:05:32- PARROT:- Fat family's home! Fat family's home!
0:05:33 > 0:05:36- Fat family's home! - Pappu, don't be a wanker.
0:05:36 > 0:05:38Pappu, don't be a wanker!
0:05:43 > 0:05:44SCREAMS
0:05:46 > 0:05:47BOY: Got you!
0:05:47 > 0:05:50BOYS LAUGH
0:05:54 > 0:05:56SPEAKS PUNJABI
0:05:56 > 0:05:59For God's sake, Jazz.
0:05:59 > 0:06:01When are you going to grow up?
0:06:01 > 0:06:03Mum's been through enough
0:06:03 > 0:06:05without dealing with you and your gags.
0:06:05 > 0:06:07Don't be a loser all your life.
0:06:07 > 0:06:10If your father was alive, Jasminder would get a proper job.
0:06:10 > 0:06:13Mum, I've got a proper job. I'm a DJ.
0:06:13 > 0:06:14He's a DJ, innit?
0:06:14 > 0:06:18And Roopi would be married and settled and I could go in peace.
0:06:18 > 0:06:22- I'm sorry, Mum. I'm sorry. - PHONE RINGS
0:06:23 > 0:06:25It's all right, Mum.
0:06:25 > 0:06:27Yah, man, this is Jazz. How can I help you?
0:06:27 > 0:06:32- WOMAN: 'Is that Mrs Sethi's house?' - Hello, Aunty.- 'Go get your mother.'
0:06:34 > 0:06:35- Hello? - 'Mrs Sethi?'
0:06:35 > 0:06:36Anji.
0:06:36 > 0:06:39'I have a very good boy for your daughter.
0:06:39 > 0:06:41- 'My cousin's sister's son.' - Yes, of course.
0:06:41 > 0:06:43- 'You bring Roopi.' - She'll be there.
0:06:43 > 0:06:46- 'To the Guldana.' - Thank you.
0:06:47 > 0:06:50Mum. Please tell me you haven't dropped me in it again.
0:06:52 > 0:06:55MYSTICAL INDIAN MUSIC
0:07:40 > 0:07:42- WOMAN:- Listen, what can we do now?
0:07:42 > 0:07:46- It's the boy's decision, no? - You told me she'd lost weight.
0:07:46 > 0:07:49How can I help you find someone for her
0:07:49 > 0:07:51when she's bigger than the boys I show you?
0:07:51 > 0:07:54But looks aren't everything. And she's strong.
0:07:54 > 0:07:57Not like those pencil-thin girls who could snap at any time.
0:07:57 > 0:07:59You're the mother, it's your fault.
0:07:59 > 0:08:03You should have controlled her eating from the start. But, no.
0:08:03 > 0:08:05And now everywhere does threading.
0:08:05 > 0:08:08There is no excuse for a moustache like that.
0:08:08 > 0:08:10WOMAN SPEAKS PUNJABI
0:08:11 > 0:08:12CAR HORN BLAST LOUD MUSIC
0:08:16 > 0:08:18REVS ENGINE
0:08:30 > 0:08:33TYRES SCREECH
0:08:35 > 0:08:38It's all right. Come on, let's go home.
0:08:53 > 0:08:57OK, who is she? How is she connected to the others?
0:08:57 > 0:08:59- What have you found out? - I've spoken to the neighbours.
0:08:59 > 0:09:01She was a widow. Lived alone.
0:09:01 > 0:09:03God-fearing, went to the Sikh temple all the time.
0:09:03 > 0:09:08Murthy, you have described every bleeding old biddy in this town.
0:09:08 > 0:09:11- Tell me something new. - Sir, you got a minute?
0:09:16 > 0:09:19METALLIC SQUEAKING
0:09:43 > 0:09:44CLATTERING
0:09:59 > 0:10:02SCREAMS
0:10:02 > 0:10:04Mum. Are you OK?
0:10:04 > 0:10:06SHE WHIMPERS
0:10:06 > 0:10:09THUNDERCLAP
0:10:50 > 0:10:52PAPPU SQUAWKS
0:10:52 > 0:10:54Shh.
0:11:23 > 0:11:25GASPS
0:11:36 > 0:11:39THUNDERCLAP
0:11:39 > 0:11:41PAPPU SCREECHES
0:11:41 > 0:11:44Pappu, quiet! Mum, what's wrong?
0:11:49 > 0:11:52What are you looking at? What is it?
0:12:04 > 0:12:05No, don't do it.
0:12:19 > 0:12:23You're just missing Dad. I still wake up in a state, too.
0:12:25 > 0:12:27Make you a hot cup of milk, hm?
0:12:43 > 0:12:45It's all right.
0:13:00 > 0:13:02THUNDERCLAP
0:13:02 > 0:13:03BIRDSONG
0:13:12 > 0:13:14SIGHS
0:13:19 > 0:13:20SCREAMS
0:13:22 > 0:13:24Why did you do it?
0:13:24 > 0:13:26What were you thinking?
0:13:26 > 0:13:27What is wrong with you?
0:13:27 > 0:13:29MUFFLED
0:13:30 > 0:13:31Morning, Mum.
0:13:33 > 0:13:35Still looking a little pale.
0:13:35 > 0:13:37Pale? She should see us.
0:13:39 > 0:13:40How you feeling?
0:13:40 > 0:13:41I'm OK.
0:13:41 > 0:13:43I better get to work.
0:13:44 > 0:13:45Sure you're OK?
0:13:45 > 0:13:48Why worry about her? We're the ones who are dead.
0:13:48 > 0:13:51The girl works too hard, that's why she's let her body go.
0:13:51 > 0:13:53Fat mother, fat daughter.
0:13:53 > 0:13:55What's wrong, Mum?
0:13:55 > 0:13:58You're a million miles away.
0:13:59 > 0:14:01I'm sorry, beta. You please go to work.
0:14:01 > 0:14:05Take some stuffed parantas for lunch.
0:14:05 > 0:14:07What? She already has a bottom like a buffalo.
0:14:07 > 0:14:10Call me if you need anything.
0:14:10 > 0:14:13I'm picking up Linda at the airport after work.
0:14:18 > 0:14:21- That's why I did it. - What?
0:14:22 > 0:14:24You said my daughter's too fat for you.
0:14:24 > 0:14:28And you said she's too ugly for your cousin's sister's son.
0:14:28 > 0:14:29And you?
0:14:29 > 0:14:32You said she's not good enough for your nephew Tej.
0:14:32 > 0:14:36So you broke her engagement, made some mischief and broke her heart.
0:14:36 > 0:14:39You all rejected her without even knowing her.
0:14:39 > 0:14:42You can't be nice to her even in death.
0:14:42 > 0:14:45She is all I can ask for in a daughter.
0:14:45 > 0:14:48She's loving, dutiful, considerate.
0:14:48 > 0:14:50And still no-one will have her.
0:14:50 > 0:14:53She deserves to have a good husband and a good family.
0:14:53 > 0:14:55And you all got what you deserve.
0:15:03 > 0:15:07Deserve this? For trying to help you find a match for moto-joto?
0:15:07 > 0:15:11You killed us for telling the truth. Surely an over-reaction, no?
0:15:11 > 0:15:12But we rejected so many girls.
0:15:12 > 0:15:15Better to break an engagement than have a bad match for ever.
0:15:15 > 0:15:17MUFFLED
0:15:17 > 0:15:19This isn't real. This can't be happening.
0:15:19 > 0:15:20It's real to us.
0:15:25 > 0:15:28POSTMAN: Morning.
0:15:28 > 0:15:29Oi, post wallah, look.
0:15:29 > 0:15:32Mr Postman, look at us.
0:15:33 > 0:15:36DOG BARKS
0:15:36 > 0:15:37Milo!
0:15:39 > 0:15:41What's wrong? You look bothered.
0:15:41 > 0:15:44Are your son and my Ari raising your blood pressure?
0:15:44 > 0:15:47Is there something different about me today?
0:15:47 > 0:15:49Did you dye your hair?
0:15:51 > 0:15:53Where do Jewish people go after they die?
0:15:54 > 0:15:56- Willesden. - Huh?
0:15:56 > 0:15:59The Jewish cemetery. It's lovely, all green and peaceful.
0:15:59 > 0:16:01Milo!
0:16:01 > 0:16:05No, I mean your spirit. Your soul.
0:16:05 > 0:16:09Oh, that. Nothing. When you're dead you're dead.
0:16:09 > 0:16:12That's sad. At least we have reincarnation.
0:16:12 > 0:16:16You see, we have reincarnation.
0:16:16 > 0:16:19- Everybody is reborn. - What, everyone?
0:16:19 > 0:16:21If you're good in this life,
0:16:21 > 0:16:24you come back again next time as something good,
0:16:24 > 0:16:26like a holy person.
0:16:26 > 0:16:31But if you're bad then you come back as something bad, like a cockroach.
0:16:33 > 0:16:37So if we're dead why are we still here?
0:16:37 > 0:16:39Why haven't we been reincarnated?
0:16:39 > 0:16:41I have no idea.
0:16:41 > 0:16:43Maybe you all did very bad things in your life
0:16:43 > 0:16:45so you're off the scale.
0:16:45 > 0:16:49But what about the bad you've done? What's going to happen to you?
0:16:49 > 0:16:53You know I'm a vegetarian. Why stab me with chicken tikka kebab?
0:16:53 > 0:16:54Why not panir?
0:16:54 > 0:16:57Listen, panji, I was not bad to your daughter.
0:16:57 > 0:16:59Why did you kill me?
0:16:59 > 0:17:01He was the one who said she was not suitable.
0:17:01 > 0:17:03He pushed his sister to break off the engagement.
0:17:03 > 0:17:06MUFFLED
0:17:06 > 0:17:07Of course you did.
0:17:07 > 0:17:11You said whoever marries her will never need a mattress.
0:17:11 > 0:17:12MUFFLED
0:17:12 > 0:17:16- LAUGHS - Mattress!
0:17:17 > 0:17:18ALL YELP
0:17:18 > 0:17:20OK.
0:17:20 > 0:17:23That's not right.
0:17:23 > 0:17:25SINGS BADLY: # I'm losing my way
0:17:25 > 0:17:35# And I'm trying to discover my sou-ou-ou-ou-oul... #
0:17:36 > 0:17:41I mean maybe we should write a song about death.
0:17:41 > 0:17:45No, no, I don't forget when it comes to my children.
0:17:46 > 0:17:49That's my mum. She's got guests. That means she's cooking.
0:17:49 > 0:17:50I've got the munchies.
0:17:50 > 0:17:54You said that to me. You think I don't remember?
0:17:54 > 0:17:57You think it doesn't hurt her mother?
0:17:57 > 0:18:00It doesn't break her heart to hear such things.
0:18:01 > 0:18:04Perhaps next time you'll think about her hurt and her pain.
0:18:09 > 0:18:11AMERICAN TV VOICEOVER: 'From an early age, John Edward
0:18:11 > 0:18:14'displayed remarkable psychic abilities.
0:18:14 > 0:18:17'Predictions and premonitions he couldn't explain.
0:18:17 > 0:18:21'At 15, a reading by a psychic changed his life.
0:18:21 > 0:18:24'John was told what millions have witnessed.
0:18:24 > 0:18:26'He can reunite people in the physical world
0:18:26 > 0:18:28'with those who have crossed over.'
0:18:28 > 0:18:32This guy's a scam artist. He can't help us. We need professional help.
0:18:33 > 0:18:36'He's telling me to tell you
0:18:36 > 0:18:38'about hiding in the back right-hand corner."
0:18:38 > 0:18:41- 'Would you go back there and hide? - Yeah.'
0:18:41 > 0:18:45It's very emotional when he contacts the dead relatives.
0:18:45 > 0:18:48Especially a wife whose husband died young.
0:18:50 > 0:18:54- Hi, Mum. - Hi, Aunty.
0:18:54 > 0:18:55Linda, beti.
0:18:55 > 0:18:58- Namaste, Aunty. - Oh, you've come. Come, come.
0:19:02 > 0:19:05If her daughter had that body we wouldn't be in this problem.
0:19:05 > 0:19:07MUFFLED
0:19:07 > 0:19:09I'm totally transformed. I am no longer Linda.
0:19:09 > 0:19:12- I am Gitali. - Huh?
0:19:14 > 0:19:18- It means "melodious one". - It also means you've lost the plot.
0:19:18 > 0:19:21You went to India and changed your name?
0:19:21 > 0:19:24Aunty, I met a wonderful numerologist in Ritikesh.
0:19:24 > 0:19:26He said "L" is very bad for my date of birth.
0:19:26 > 0:19:29It's been the "L" in Linda that has been blocking me in love.
0:19:29 > 0:19:32He said if I changed my name to begin with "G"
0:19:32 > 0:19:37it would be very lucky for me. Hence Gitali.
0:19:37 > 0:19:39She may be cracked, but what a figure.
0:19:41 > 0:19:43- This is very strange. - What is?
0:19:44 > 0:19:47The room. It's vibrating.
0:19:47 > 0:19:49It's just the bulb going.
0:19:49 > 0:19:51It's haunted.
0:19:51 > 0:19:54Don't be daft. This is Ealing.
0:19:54 > 0:19:58- There are spirits present. - Spirits? What are you on about?
0:19:58 > 0:20:01You know I've always been psychic, right?
0:20:01 > 0:20:05While I was at the ashram, my guru taught me how to harness my gift.
0:20:05 > 0:20:08And now I can feel everything.
0:20:08 > 0:20:10She has a gift.
0:20:10 > 0:20:12She can sense us.
0:20:12 > 0:20:14Ooh.
0:20:16 > 0:20:19Well, let's see if she can sense this.
0:20:19 > 0:20:22SINGS
0:20:25 > 0:20:27It's very creepy.
0:20:27 > 0:20:30It's like cheap cologne.
0:20:30 > 0:20:33Ask her why we're still here.
0:20:33 > 0:20:37- Why are these spirits here, Linda? - It's Gitali.
0:20:37 > 0:20:40I feel, Aunty, it's to do with the murders.
0:20:40 > 0:20:43See, she will find you out.
0:20:44 > 0:20:46What are you trying to say?
0:20:46 > 0:20:49When someone is murdered their spirit is unleashed.
0:20:49 > 0:20:53It's not easy for them to move on so they hang about.
0:20:53 > 0:20:55ALL: For how long?
0:20:55 > 0:20:59Sometimes their souls aren't ready for the next life.
0:20:59 > 0:21:01I'm ready right now. MUFFLED
0:21:01 > 0:21:06How much time before we rot away and disappear completely? Ask her.
0:21:06 > 0:21:08What has to happen for them to move on?
0:21:08 > 0:21:12Some believe that souls of the murdered
0:21:12 > 0:21:14can only be reincarnated
0:21:14 > 0:21:16once the murderer is dead.
0:21:17 > 0:21:20Oh, God help us.
0:21:21 > 0:21:23I need a large G and T.
0:21:23 > 0:21:24And so do you.
0:21:24 > 0:21:26Can you not feel that?
0:21:29 > 0:21:30So...
0:21:30 > 0:21:33do you want to hear my big news?
0:21:33 > 0:21:36Apart from your brain transplant with an Indian shaman?
0:21:36 > 0:21:38Stop being so closed off.
0:21:38 > 0:21:42Listen, do you remember before I went I had a feeling
0:21:42 > 0:21:45that I'd find my guy on this trip?
0:21:45 > 0:21:46Oh, my God.
0:21:46 > 0:21:49You haven't gone and fallen for a native, have you, Linda?
0:21:49 > 0:21:51It's Gitali. When I was at the ashram,
0:21:51 > 0:21:55I started having these strong feelings for this one guy.
0:21:55 > 0:21:59My guru said that I should follow my feelings because guess what?
0:21:59 > 0:22:00Enlighten me.
0:22:00 > 0:22:04My guru thinks I've been married to him for five past lives.
0:22:04 > 0:22:08My numerologist gave me his initials before I'd even met him.
0:22:08 > 0:22:11- What?! - GIGGLES HELPLESSLY
0:22:12 > 0:22:14- Just saying. - Oh, sorry.
0:22:14 > 0:22:15It's all right.
0:22:15 > 0:22:18OK. What's his name, then?
0:22:18 > 0:22:20Devinderpal Singh Chandioke.
0:22:22 > 0:22:24Mercy!
0:22:24 > 0:22:28He's not from some backwater remote hillside village, is he?
0:22:28 > 0:22:31Actually, he's from Gerrards Cross.
0:22:33 > 0:22:36DOORBELL RINGS
0:22:36 > 0:22:39- Googly. - Namaste, Aunty.
0:22:39 > 0:22:41- Come in. - Thank you.
0:22:45 > 0:22:50- I hope I haven't come at a bad time. - Nonsense. You're always welcome.
0:22:51 > 0:22:54- Here you are. - Thank you.
0:22:54 > 0:22:56Don't really know many people in London yet.
0:22:56 > 0:22:59- This is your home. Come, sit. - Thank you.
0:22:59 > 0:23:03- Your necklace is caught, Aunty. - Thank you, beta.
0:23:03 > 0:23:07It was a gift from my husband on our wedding day.
0:23:07 > 0:23:10So, what about you, then?
0:23:10 > 0:23:12Erm... Nothing.
0:23:14 > 0:23:15Can't handle it right now.
0:23:15 > 0:23:18Come on, you've got to get yourself back out there.
0:23:18 > 0:23:21I know. It's only been six months.
0:23:21 > 0:23:24Tej is your past.
0:23:24 > 0:23:28And "T" and "R", hopeless together. Wish I'd known that then.
0:23:28 > 0:23:31So who is good for "R"?
0:23:31 > 0:23:35"D". Or "R" itself.
0:23:35 > 0:23:40"D" for desperate. And "R" for really desperate.
0:23:40 > 0:23:44Stop it. Be positive.
0:23:44 > 0:23:48And do you think I'd do my own love chart and not yours?
0:23:48 > 0:23:51- Oh, it's good to have you back. - It's good to be back.
0:23:51 > 0:23:54- He's very handsome. - Too handsome.
0:23:54 > 0:23:56He's way out of moto's league.
0:23:56 > 0:23:59Nice and tall.
0:23:59 > 0:24:01But a little...dark, no?
0:24:01 > 0:24:03Must be from south.
0:24:03 > 0:24:06They have very bad table manners.
0:24:09 > 0:24:11Anything wrong, Aunty?
0:24:11 > 0:24:15No, I just remembered that I forgot to get the green chillies.
0:24:15 > 0:24:18You must stay for dinner. I hope you're hungry.
0:24:18 > 0:24:20Hi, Mum.
0:24:20 > 0:24:21Look who's here.
0:24:21 > 0:24:24- Hey, Googs. - Hey.
0:24:25 > 0:24:28This is my old mate Linda.
0:24:28 > 0:24:30Pleasure to meet you.
0:24:30 > 0:24:34Please, call me Raj. No-one has called me Googly for years.
0:24:34 > 0:24:37Ah, Raj.
0:24:37 > 0:24:39Oh.
0:24:40 > 0:24:43I'm Gitali. It's my rebirth name.
0:24:43 > 0:24:46Hello, it's only me.
0:24:46 > 0:24:50Here it is, love. Eggless cake you like so much.
0:24:50 > 0:24:54You shouldn't have. Thank you so much.
0:24:54 > 0:24:58Meet our family friend Raj from Kent. He's a police officer.
0:25:00 > 0:25:03Very good. We need a lot of protection around here.
0:25:03 > 0:25:04You have no idea.
0:25:04 > 0:25:08So, Raj, are you here...
0:25:08 > 0:25:10He is so gorgeous.
0:25:10 > 0:25:13Oh, I know.
0:25:13 > 0:25:16And?
0:25:16 > 0:25:19His family stayed with us when they first came to England.
0:25:19 > 0:25:22I used to go blackberry picking with him along the canal
0:25:22 > 0:25:24when we were kids.
0:25:24 > 0:25:26I've seen him in his underpants.
0:25:26 > 0:25:29So you're halfway there.
0:25:29 > 0:25:31Are you joking?
0:25:31 > 0:25:34He could have anyone he wants.
0:25:34 > 0:25:36He likes you.
0:25:36 > 0:25:38I can sense it.
0:25:38 > 0:25:40And he's an "R".
0:25:42 > 0:25:46So, this latest woman with the kebab skewer, she was my age.
0:25:46 > 0:25:48Why would anyone want to murder an old lady like that?
0:25:48 > 0:25:50We can't figure it out.
0:25:50 > 0:25:52You're no closer to finding the killer?
0:25:52 > 0:25:54Investigating all avenues.
0:25:54 > 0:25:58Have you ever come across this latest victim, Manjit Kaur?
0:25:58 > 0:26:00No.
0:26:00 > 0:26:03I've been interviewing her family today. It's sad.
0:26:03 > 0:26:05She was estranged from her kids.
0:26:06 > 0:26:08All the victims have dirty laundry,
0:26:08 > 0:26:11which makes finding a motive more complicated.
0:26:11 > 0:26:14What kind of dirty laundry?
0:26:14 > 0:26:16The third victim was a serial bigamist.
0:26:16 > 0:26:19He had two wives back home in India that he abandoned.
0:26:19 > 0:26:21You don't know my wives, you'd have run away, too.
0:26:21 > 0:26:24And he was trying to get married to a third here.
0:26:24 > 0:26:26- Bastard. - Shameless.
0:26:26 > 0:26:31- The third couple made their daughter marry a man who became abusive.- What?
0:26:31 > 0:26:33He used to hit her.
0:26:33 > 0:26:35When she came to me for help
0:26:35 > 0:26:38they blamed her and made her go back to him to save face.
0:26:38 > 0:26:41It's what I told you real pillars of the community(!)
0:26:43 > 0:26:44The only link seems to be
0:26:44 > 0:26:47the killer clearly has cooking skills and knows their spices.
0:26:50 > 0:26:52Oh, I'm getting a feeling.
0:26:56 > 0:26:59I'm getting a strong feeling...
0:27:00 > 0:27:02..about the murderer.
0:27:02 > 0:27:03What?
0:27:03 > 0:27:06Linda's psychic.
0:27:06 > 0:27:07Psychic or psycho?
0:27:10 > 0:27:11She's just learning,
0:27:11 > 0:27:16but her guru thinks she's got a big career ahead of her.
0:27:16 > 0:27:21I'm sensing that the murderer is full of rage and anger.
0:27:21 > 0:27:23CURRY MAN: That's a no-brainer(!)
0:27:23 > 0:27:27If they know so much about cooking, do they think it's a man or a woman?
0:27:29 > 0:27:32All my feelings are non gender-specific.
0:27:32 > 0:27:33LAUGHS
0:27:33 > 0:27:36MYSTICAL INDIAN MUSIC STARTS UP
0:27:38 > 0:27:40Oh, sorry. That's my phone.
0:27:41 > 0:27:43I'll just get that. Sorry.
0:27:43 > 0:27:46She's just got back from six weeks in India.
0:27:46 > 0:27:48Ah, that explains it.
0:27:48 > 0:27:50All right, love.
0:27:50 > 0:27:53I'm making Ari brisket for dinner. Night night.
0:27:53 > 0:27:57You have to see these old photos I found of us.
0:28:00 > 0:28:01How long can you keep this up?
0:28:01 > 0:28:04That was too close. You can't carry on like this.
0:28:04 > 0:28:07And neither can we. There's only one solution.
0:28:08 > 0:28:10You have to kill yourself.
0:28:12 > 0:28:14'Yes, you're right, it is a baffling case.
0:28:14 > 0:28:18'I'm joined by some members of the Asian community in Southall.
0:28:18 > 0:28:20'When is it going to end?
0:28:20 > 0:28:23'You tell me. I don't know what the police are doing.
0:28:23 > 0:28:26'I think they should get their act together and comfort the public.'
0:28:26 > 0:28:28SWITCHES TV OFF
0:28:35 > 0:28:37What's your team playing at?
0:28:37 > 0:28:40We've got four bodies, no leads,
0:28:40 > 0:28:43- no suspects, nothing. - Forensics are working overtime
0:28:43 > 0:28:46and Murthy has interviewed the whole town.
0:28:46 > 0:28:50I've got the local paper calling us a bunch of useless wallies.
0:28:50 > 0:28:54Community groups on my case. There's got to be a simple motive.
0:28:55 > 0:28:56Honour killings.
0:28:56 > 0:28:58Arranged marriage gone sour.
0:28:58 > 0:29:00Family feud.
0:29:00 > 0:29:02Get me a suspect!
0:29:06 > 0:29:10- We have one, sir. - What?
0:29:10 > 0:29:11Roopi Sethi.
0:29:15 > 0:29:20- She has connections to each victim. - Roopi? That's impossible.
0:29:20 > 0:29:23I ran a background check on that shelter she works in.
0:29:23 > 0:29:26She was brought in once about an attempted murder case
0:29:26 > 0:29:29where the wife stabbed the husband and legged it.
0:29:29 > 0:29:32She's also been up for assault against some poor sod trying
0:29:32 > 0:29:36to keep his marriage together. She's radical, probably a lesbian.
0:29:36 > 0:29:37What?
0:29:37 > 0:29:42Manjit Kaur met Roopi at the Sikh temple the day she died.
0:29:46 > 0:29:47Roopi.
0:29:50 > 0:29:52Hello.
0:29:52 > 0:29:55- Sorry to disturb you at work, Roopi. - We've got some questions for you.
0:30:04 > 0:30:07Manjit Kaur, the latest murder victim.
0:30:07 > 0:30:11- Are you sure you didn't know her? - No, I didn't.
0:30:11 > 0:30:15Why does her phone say she called you the day before she met you?
0:30:15 > 0:30:17And she met you the day she died.
0:30:18 > 0:30:21We know she went to the temple at 1,700 hours.
0:30:26 > 0:30:29Oh, my God, it's her.
0:30:32 > 0:30:34I met her at the temple for the first time.
0:30:34 > 0:30:35I didn't know her name.
0:30:35 > 0:30:38What business did she have with you at the temple?
0:30:38 > 0:30:40She was...
0:30:42 > 0:30:45..looking at girls for her sister's nephew.
0:30:45 > 0:30:49So, she rejected you. Are you desperate to get married?
0:30:49 > 0:30:52Why? You asking?
0:30:52 > 0:30:54Oh, nice. Like your kebabs, do you?
0:30:56 > 0:31:00You're also acquainted with Mr and Mrs Chopra.
0:31:04 > 0:31:07I never met them. I knew their daughter.
0:31:07 > 0:31:11The same daughter you helped run away from her husband?
0:31:11 > 0:31:13What is this? Googs, what's going on?
0:31:13 > 0:31:16What about this poor geezer? Did you bust his balls and all?
0:31:16 > 0:31:17What?
0:31:19 > 0:31:22I only met him once. At a wedding.
0:31:22 > 0:31:26He was a rude, sexist pig. You know he's a bigamist too, right?
0:31:26 > 0:31:30- How do you know that? - I told her.
0:31:31 > 0:31:34Sharing information with potential suspects, Googs?
0:31:34 > 0:31:37- Suspect?! I barely know these people.- You didn't like them.
0:31:37 > 0:31:39- Doesn't mean I killed them. - Then why did someone?
0:31:39 > 0:31:43I've no idea. That's your job to find out.
0:31:45 > 0:31:50Were you not once engaged to the Chopras' nephew, Tej Chopra?
0:31:54 > 0:31:55You got dumped, didn't you?
0:31:59 > 0:32:03- You? A murder suspect? - 'It was awful.
0:32:03 > 0:32:06'I didn't know that woman at the temple was the last victim.
0:32:06 > 0:32:07'How did you know her?'
0:32:07 > 0:32:11- This is really freaking me out. - 'Listen to me.'
0:32:11 > 0:32:15She was someone I met there once.
0:32:15 > 0:32:19Now calm down and get back to work. It'll all be over soon.
0:32:20 > 0:32:24- This is terrible. It's all my fault. - True.
0:32:24 > 0:32:26They're going to send Roopi to jail.
0:32:26 > 0:32:28I... I have to confess.
0:32:28 > 0:32:31- What? No, you can't do that. - I have to.
0:32:31 > 0:32:33I can't let Roopi go to jail for me.
0:32:33 > 0:32:35But if you go to jail then we all go to jail.
0:32:35 > 0:32:38And we'll never be reincarnated.
0:32:41 > 0:32:42She's right.
0:32:45 > 0:32:47You have to kill yourself.
0:32:47 > 0:32:50You leave a note confessing to the murders and then Roopi will be safe.
0:33:03 > 0:33:05Just one more.
0:33:07 > 0:33:09Don't make it dry.
0:33:09 > 0:33:11MUFFLED
0:33:36 > 0:33:37LINDA: Hello? Aunty?
0:33:37 > 0:33:41- Oh, come on...! - You home?
0:33:41 > 0:33:44Roopi, what are you doing home?
0:33:44 > 0:33:46Couldn't work after that police business.
0:33:46 > 0:33:49She called me dead upset so I brought her home.
0:33:49 > 0:33:53- Are you feeling better now, Roops? - Yeah. Sort of.
0:33:53 > 0:33:56Well, let's take your mind off it.
0:33:56 > 0:33:58I've got some good news.
0:33:58 > 0:34:00Good news?
0:34:00 > 0:34:02I wanted you both to know first.
0:34:03 > 0:34:07I soon will be Mrs Devinderpal Singh Chandioke.
0:34:07 > 0:34:09BOTH: What?
0:34:09 > 0:34:12- I'm engaged to an Indian. - How?
0:34:12 > 0:34:15A yoga retreat in the Himalayas.
0:34:15 > 0:34:17What? Just like that?
0:34:17 > 0:34:20Are you nuts? You just met him.
0:34:20 > 0:34:23Roopi, why didn't you go with Linda to India?
0:34:23 > 0:34:25- She begged you to go with her. - Mum!
0:34:25 > 0:34:30With all due respect, I am not going to India to find a husband.
0:34:30 > 0:34:33That's no loss for India.
0:34:33 > 0:34:36I can't wait for you both to meet my Dev.
0:34:39 > 0:34:42I'm sorry, panji. SHE SOBS
0:34:42 > 0:34:44Your daughter will find someone, too.
0:34:44 > 0:34:47You shouldn't be surprised her friend found someone first.
0:34:47 > 0:34:49I mean she's so slim...
0:34:49 > 0:34:53Even her English friend can find an Indian husband.
0:34:53 > 0:34:56Roopi will find a good man, panji.
0:34:56 > 0:34:59Maybe she'll have to be a little less choosy.
0:34:59 > 0:35:01I hope that she marries well,
0:35:01 > 0:35:03but you have to eat some ladoo so we can finish this.
0:35:03 > 0:35:06I'm so sorry to all of you.
0:35:06 > 0:35:09I wish I could take it all back.
0:35:09 > 0:35:11But...
0:35:11 > 0:35:13I can't do it.
0:35:13 > 0:35:14What?
0:35:14 > 0:35:17I can't kill myself until...
0:35:20 > 0:35:22..I see my daughter married, too.
0:35:22 > 0:35:25No, no, no, no way, no deal. That may never happen.
0:35:25 > 0:35:27MUFFLED
0:35:27 > 0:35:30They just said she'll find a husband.
0:35:30 > 0:35:32They said that to make you feel better.
0:35:32 > 0:35:35Who will marry that moto? Think of the grocery bills.
0:35:36 > 0:35:39I don't want my daughter to be all alone.
0:35:39 > 0:35:41SHE SOBS
0:35:47 > 0:35:51We had such a blissful time together in India.
0:35:51 > 0:35:56As soon as we met up here, I knew it was meant to be.
0:35:56 > 0:35:59- I haven't even met him. - You will.
0:35:59 > 0:36:01MRS GOLDMAN: Hello? Don't mind me.
0:36:01 > 0:36:03Picking up my cake tin from yesterday.
0:36:03 > 0:36:07You can't change your mind. It's not fair on all of us.
0:36:07 > 0:36:11But if I go she will have no father or mother.
0:36:11 > 0:36:14Her younger brother can't help get her married.
0:36:14 > 0:36:17You should have thought of that before you put air con in me.
0:36:17 > 0:36:19Be quiet, she said sorry. Can't you understand?
0:36:19 > 0:36:22No mother wants to die without seeing her daughter married.
0:36:22 > 0:36:24LOUD SQUELCHES
0:36:24 > 0:36:26Eurgh!
0:36:27 > 0:36:28I don't think we can wait
0:36:28 > 0:36:31for someone that desperate to come along.
0:36:31 > 0:36:34- MUFFLED - You two shut up!
0:36:34 > 0:36:38Only a mother can know what another mother feels.
0:36:38 > 0:36:42- We should help her. - That's right.
0:36:53 > 0:36:56I'm sorry, Linda.
0:36:56 > 0:36:58I'm really happy for you.
0:36:58 > 0:37:01It's just that...
0:37:01 > 0:37:02this week would have been my wedding
0:37:02 > 0:37:04had it all worked out with Tej.
0:37:06 > 0:37:09And now you'll be having the big Indian wedding
0:37:09 > 0:37:12that my mother always dreamed of for me.
0:37:12 > 0:37:16And I'll never find another man who'll love me.
0:37:16 > 0:37:18Shh.
0:37:18 > 0:37:20Don't be crazy, Roops.
0:37:20 > 0:37:23Of course you will.
0:37:24 > 0:37:26I was fine about it.
0:37:26 > 0:37:30But when that police guy brought him up, it brought it all back.
0:37:32 > 0:37:33He was right.
0:37:35 > 0:37:37I was dumped.
0:37:37 > 0:37:38I didn't do anything wrong.
0:37:38 > 0:37:40That's just it.
0:37:40 > 0:37:42You didn't do anything wrong.
0:37:42 > 0:37:44He just turned out to be a spineless git
0:37:44 > 0:37:48who let his family dictate who he should marry.
0:37:48 > 0:37:49No, let's face it.
0:37:51 > 0:37:53I wasn't good enough.
0:37:54 > 0:37:57And they thought he could do better.
0:37:57 > 0:38:01And my poor mum still keeps trying to get me hooked up,
0:38:01 > 0:38:05even though people don't want to go near me because I'm tainted goods.
0:38:05 > 0:38:09Shh. No, it's not true.
0:38:10 > 0:38:12GASPS What?
0:38:14 > 0:38:17I made five ladoos. There are only four.
0:38:17 > 0:38:22- Roopi, did you eat something? - No, Mum.
0:38:22 > 0:38:28Oh, Mum, Mrs Goldman came by to pick something up.
0:38:31 > 0:38:34KEBAB WOMAN: And the note. Throw the note away.
0:38:34 > 0:38:36PANICKED CHATTER
0:38:50 > 0:38:52- Oh. - What?
0:38:53 > 0:38:54ALL GASP
0:38:54 > 0:38:56Oh, no.
0:39:03 > 0:39:04SIREN WAILS
0:39:07 > 0:39:10I don't believe it. I just don't believe it.
0:39:10 > 0:39:13A third granny killed in her home.
0:39:13 > 0:39:15And this one isn't even Indian.
0:39:16 > 0:39:19What the hell is going on here, Smythe?
0:39:19 > 0:39:21We're analysing the Indian sweet.
0:39:21 > 0:39:24This is another link that points to the neighbours.
0:39:24 > 0:39:26They were close to her. Why would they kill her?
0:39:26 > 0:39:29Leave that to me, Murthy. I need you to focus on the Sethi daughter,
0:39:29 > 0:39:32- since you seem to be well in there. - What?
0:39:32 > 0:39:35Murthy here has a special relationship
0:39:35 > 0:39:37with one of my suspects, Chief.
0:39:37 > 0:39:39Good.
0:39:39 > 0:39:42Let's use that. You're going undercover.
0:39:42 > 0:39:45Looks like you've got yourself a girlfriend to take care of.
0:39:45 > 0:39:48RABBI PRAYING
0:39:48 > 0:39:50SHOVELS DIGGING
0:40:31 > 0:40:34Who are you people?
0:40:34 > 0:40:37- Call this funeral attire? - It's a long story.
0:40:37 > 0:40:40Ladies and gentlemen, please return to the prayer hall
0:40:40 > 0:40:42for the conclusion of the service.
0:40:42 > 0:40:46- All right, man? - I wish you long life.
0:40:46 > 0:40:50- These folks can't see me, can they? - No.
0:40:50 > 0:40:54- Then what am I? - A spirit.
0:40:54 > 0:40:56- I'm a spirit. - MILO WHIMPERS
0:40:56 > 0:40:59And Milo, too? How did we die?
0:40:59 > 0:41:02Ask Mrs Sethi.
0:41:02 > 0:41:04I thought they couldn't hear me.
0:41:04 > 0:41:07- Only she can. - Why's that?
0:41:07 > 0:41:10Better ask her yourself. Story's getting longer.
0:41:14 > 0:41:18Poor Ari. Who'll look after my son now?
0:41:18 > 0:41:19I will.
0:41:21 > 0:41:25- You really can hear me. - Yes.
0:41:25 > 0:41:27I'm sorry.
0:41:27 > 0:41:28For what?
0:41:28 > 0:41:31You ate a poisoned ladoo I made.
0:41:31 > 0:41:34I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to kill you.
0:41:34 > 0:41:38- But she meant to kill all of us. - ALL AGREE
0:41:38 > 0:41:40- She killed all of you? - ALL: Mm-hm.
0:41:40 > 0:41:41And me?
0:41:41 > 0:41:43And Milo, too?
0:41:43 > 0:41:45My goodness.
0:41:45 > 0:41:48What's got into you, love?
0:41:48 > 0:41:51You know how hard I've tried to find a suitable match for Roopi?
0:41:51 > 0:41:53No mother could have done more than you.
0:41:53 > 0:41:56They were all horrible to her.
0:41:56 > 0:41:59And I couldn't take it any more.
0:41:59 > 0:42:01But you shouldn't be here.
0:42:01 > 0:42:04You were always so nice to Roopi.
0:42:04 > 0:42:07Well, I always said your cooking was so good
0:42:07 > 0:42:09it was going to kill me one day.
0:42:09 > 0:42:11The poisoned ladoo was for me.
0:42:11 > 0:42:16I was supposed to eat it and die so they could all be reincarnated.
0:42:16 > 0:42:20Oh, that's right. You said when we die we'll be reincarnated.
0:42:20 > 0:42:21Maybe Abe and I will come back
0:42:21 > 0:42:24as birds flying through the sky together.
0:42:24 > 0:42:28We always wanted to travel but he died a month after he retired.
0:42:28 > 0:42:31No-one is flying anywhere until she's dead.
0:42:31 > 0:42:35And she won't kill herself until her jumbo daughter is married.
0:42:35 > 0:42:36Is this true, love?
0:42:36 > 0:42:39I just need to know that Roopi is happily married.
0:42:39 > 0:42:42- And Jazz? - He's a boy, it's different.
0:42:42 > 0:42:45He's happy with his music. But his sister's not happy.
0:42:45 > 0:42:48I don't want her to live this life alone.
0:42:48 > 0:42:51Once she has someone then I can move on with all of you.
0:42:51 > 0:42:54Wait a minute. This is wonderful.
0:42:56 > 0:42:59This is our chance to do a good deed. Roopi is a lovely girl.
0:43:00 > 0:43:02If we can help her,
0:43:02 > 0:43:05it'll help us come back as something better in our next life.
0:43:05 > 0:43:09I'm sure we've all done things we're not proud of.
0:43:09 > 0:43:12She's done us a favour. She's given us another chance.
0:43:16 > 0:43:19I still don't see why we have to help her when she killed us.
0:43:19 > 0:43:22I for one can't bear to see Roopi cry like that again.
0:43:22 > 0:43:24Trust me, you need good deeds fast.
0:43:24 > 0:43:27You want to come back new and improved, don't you?
0:43:27 > 0:43:30Maybe you'll come back and have one happy marriage for life.
0:43:49 > 0:43:53OK, OK, if finding moto a husband is the only way we get out of here
0:43:53 > 0:43:55then I'm in.
0:43:55 > 0:43:56Mazel tov.
0:43:56 > 0:43:58BHANGRA MUSIC
0:44:39 > 0:44:40# Oh baby
0:44:40 > 0:44:42# Don't break my heart
0:44:42 > 0:44:45# Don't break my heart Cos I've been waiting
0:44:45 > 0:44:48# You're listening Don't break my heart
0:44:48 > 0:44:49# Oh baby
0:44:49 > 0:44:51# Don't break my heart
0:44:51 > 0:44:55# Don't break my heart Cos I've been waiting
0:44:55 > 0:44:57# For a long, long time
0:44:57 > 0:45:00# Baby girl
0:45:00 > 0:45:02# Baby girl
0:45:02 > 0:45:03# Baby
0:45:03 > 0:45:07# You're listening Don't break my heart
0:45:07 > 0:45:10# If you want to look you want to know them... #
0:45:10 > 0:45:13OK, try to find out what kind of man she likes.
0:45:13 > 0:45:15Don't beat about the bush, just ask her.
0:45:15 > 0:45:18Use guilt. You're her mother, it's your right.
0:45:19 > 0:45:25Beti, I'm just saying if you were wanting to get married...
0:45:25 > 0:45:27Mum!
0:45:27 > 0:45:31If we're going to go on walks together it's a marriage-free zone.
0:45:31 > 0:45:33Ask me about work.
0:45:33 > 0:45:34Where I want to travel.
0:45:34 > 0:45:36Who I'm voting for.
0:45:36 > 0:45:39Anything except for marriage all the time.
0:45:40 > 0:45:43Of course I'd like to meet someone.
0:45:43 > 0:45:49- I'm not as beautiful as Linda. - And that's why we're doomed.
0:45:49 > 0:45:52You know, there's nothing wrong with being single.
0:45:52 > 0:45:54A lot of women are happy that way their whole lives.
0:45:54 > 0:45:56HORRIFIED GASPS
0:45:56 > 0:45:58MUFFLED SOUNDS
0:45:59 > 0:46:00GASPS
0:46:02 > 0:46:04Now we are truly in purgatory.
0:46:04 > 0:46:08Chupa. Mrs Sethi, you're worse than my wife.
0:46:08 > 0:46:10It is your duty to find her a husband now.
0:46:10 > 0:46:13We should go to a marriage bureau, it's the fastest way.
0:46:13 > 0:46:16That didn't do much for our daughter.
0:46:16 > 0:46:19I'm not going to interfere. I have told her.
0:46:19 > 0:46:21Mum, who are you talking to?
0:46:23 > 0:46:25I'm sorry, beti.
0:46:25 > 0:46:27I'm listening to you.
0:46:30 > 0:46:33Mum, I don't mean to have a go at you.
0:46:33 > 0:46:37I just don't understand why you can't let this marriage thing go.
0:46:37 > 0:46:41You've got to stop. You'll make yourself crazy.
0:46:43 > 0:46:45There is only one reason I did what I did.
0:46:45 > 0:46:48- Hmm? - I mean do what I do.
0:46:49 > 0:46:51Roopi.
0:46:51 > 0:46:55I want you to know the same happiness I shared with your father.
0:46:55 > 0:46:57The way he looked after me.
0:46:57 > 0:47:03Then how he we both felt when I held you in my arms for the first time.
0:47:04 > 0:47:07And then your brother.
0:47:07 > 0:47:09I don't want you to miss out on this joy.
0:47:11 > 0:47:14You'll grow another heart with every child.
0:47:14 > 0:47:17And there isn't anything you wouldn't do for them.
0:47:22 > 0:47:26Mum, if you really want to know,
0:47:26 > 0:47:30there's nothing I want more than to have a baby.
0:47:30 > 0:47:32I dream about it all the time.
0:47:34 > 0:47:37But my fear is that I'll never meet that right person
0:47:37 > 0:47:40and I'll end up settling for someone.
0:47:40 > 0:47:43Because if I don't...
0:47:43 > 0:47:45I may never meet anyone who'll want me.
0:47:45 > 0:47:46Chup...
0:47:46 > 0:47:49don't even think like that.
0:47:49 > 0:47:51That is why you should let us help you.
0:47:51 > 0:47:54- Us? - I mean me.
0:47:56 > 0:47:59I know a few clubs where there are always men looking for women.
0:47:59 > 0:48:01Not the sort of men we should be looking for.
0:48:01 > 0:48:03What about trying this shaddi.com?
0:48:03 > 0:48:05No. Too many people on the internet
0:48:05 > 0:48:09lying about their age and their profession. It's unsafe.
0:48:09 > 0:48:12But I've heard of something that might work.
0:48:17 > 0:48:18Hello, I'm Jagjit.
0:48:18 > 0:48:21- Hi. Roopi. - KEBAB WOMAN: He's panga.
0:48:21 > 0:48:24- Beggars can't be choosers. - SPIRITS: Next.
0:48:25 > 0:48:27MAN LAUGHS SPIRITS: Next.
0:48:29 > 0:48:30What year did you say you were born?
0:48:30 > 0:48:33Why ask trick questions? No-one's good enough for her.
0:48:33 > 0:48:35KEBAB WOMAN: He's older than you.
0:48:35 > 0:48:36Next.
0:48:36 > 0:48:39- RAPS:- Yo, honey girl, sweet sugar dumpling.
0:48:39 > 0:48:42Not bad, very modern.
0:48:42 > 0:48:44Got speed daters to my left, speed daters to my right.
0:48:44 > 0:48:47Don't you worry about me, I'll speed date you all night.
0:48:47 > 0:48:48SPIRITS: Next.
0:48:48 > 0:48:50BLOWS WHISTLE
0:48:56 > 0:48:57Hi.
0:48:58 > 0:49:01I can see a great future for us.
0:49:01 > 0:49:03- Should've gone to Specsavers. - SPIRITS: Next.
0:49:03 > 0:49:04Hi.
0:49:07 > 0:49:09I am...Dilraj.
0:49:11 > 0:49:12Poor little chap.
0:49:14 > 0:49:15SPIRITS: Next!
0:49:18 > 0:49:19Hi.
0:49:19 > 0:49:21What are you doing here, Googs?
0:49:21 > 0:49:24I guess we all have to bite the bullet and try to please our folks.
0:49:24 > 0:49:28It doesn't matter how proud they are I'm a police officer,
0:49:28 > 0:49:30they keep asking the same question.
0:49:30 > 0:49:33This isn't any more surreal than the last time we met.
0:49:33 > 0:49:36I am sorry for coming to your refuge like that.
0:49:36 > 0:49:40I do hope that young woman you were helping is OK now.
0:49:40 > 0:49:42She's getting there. Thanks.
0:49:44 > 0:49:47But your partner is a right tosser.
0:49:47 > 0:49:49He's not actually my partner.
0:49:49 > 0:49:52Unfortunately, I didn't get to pick him.
0:49:52 > 0:49:54It was arranged.
0:50:02 > 0:50:04She's found a match.
0:50:04 > 0:50:05Googly.
0:50:05 > 0:50:09He's perfect. It's fate bringing them together.
0:50:09 > 0:50:12He's a little dark, though. And he's not a Sikh, he's a Hindu.
0:50:12 > 0:50:15- That is close enough. - He's breathing, he'll do.
0:50:15 > 0:50:17You put yourself through this nightmare
0:50:17 > 0:50:20- and you still haven't found anyone. - I did.
0:50:20 > 0:50:23- I cheated. I knew her before. - Huh?
0:50:23 > 0:50:25Will you have dinner with me?
0:50:25 > 0:50:30MUSIC: "Wonderful Life" by Black
0:50:33 > 0:50:35He's funny.
0:50:45 > 0:50:48# Here I go
0:50:48 > 0:50:50# Out to sea again
0:50:50 > 0:50:54# The sunshine fills my hair
0:50:56 > 0:50:59# And dreams hang in the air
0:51:02 > 0:51:08# Gulls in the sky And in my blue eyes
0:51:08 > 0:51:11# You know it feels unfair
0:51:13 > 0:51:16# There's magic everywhere
0:51:20 > 0:51:23# Look at me standing
0:51:24 > 0:51:27# Here on my own again
0:51:28 > 0:51:35# Up straight in the sunshine
0:51:35 > 0:51:38# No need to run
0:51:38 > 0:51:39# And hide
0:51:39 > 0:51:43# It's a wonderful, wonderful life
0:51:43 > 0:51:46# No need to laugh
0:51:46 > 0:51:48# And cry
0:51:48 > 0:51:52# It's a wonderful wonderful life... #
0:51:54 > 0:51:56SAXOPHONE SOLO
0:52:05 > 0:52:07She shouldn't drink in front of him. Very bad.
0:52:07 > 0:52:10She certainly shouldn't eat, it'd scare anyone.
0:52:12 > 0:52:15# ..I need a friend
0:52:15 > 0:52:17# Oh, I need a friend
0:52:17 > 0:52:20# To make me happy
0:52:23 > 0:52:29# Not so alone
0:52:29 > 0:52:32# Look at me here
0:52:34 > 0:52:37# Here on my own again
0:52:37 > 0:52:44# Up straight in the sunshine
0:52:44 > 0:52:46# No need to run
0:52:47 > 0:52:49# And hide
0:52:49 > 0:52:53# It's a wonderful, wonderful Life
0:52:53 > 0:52:57# No need to laugh and cry... #
0:52:57 > 0:52:59- Hi, Roopi. - MUSIC CUTS OUT
0:53:01 > 0:53:04Hi. Tej.
0:53:06 > 0:53:09Roopi, this is... This is Karishma.
0:53:09 > 0:53:13- And how do you two know each other? - We used to work together.
0:53:16 > 0:53:18Sorry I'm late, darling.
0:53:21 > 0:53:24This is Tej. And...
0:53:27 > 0:53:30MUSIC RESUMES
0:53:30 > 0:53:33# ..No need to run
0:53:33 > 0:53:35# And hide
0:53:35 > 0:53:39# It's a wonderful, wonderful life
0:53:39 > 0:53:41# No need to laugh
0:53:41 > 0:53:44# And cry It's a wonderful, wonderful... #
0:53:44 > 0:53:49Good evening. # ..Wonderful life. #
0:53:49 > 0:53:52Damn, she got lucky.
0:53:52 > 0:53:54- Sorry? - Nothing.
0:53:58 > 0:54:02I'm telling you, sir, it's not Roopi Sethi.
0:54:02 > 0:54:04- How can you be sure? - I spent weeks with her.
0:54:04 > 0:54:08There's no way she's the murderer. No motive, no evidence, nothing.
0:54:08 > 0:54:11You can't rule her out just because you fancy her, Murthy.
0:54:11 > 0:54:14Forensics found a small hair in the sweet Mrs Goldman was eating.
0:54:14 > 0:54:18We need a DNA sample from Roopi now. Can I have a word, Chief?
0:54:25 > 0:54:28- MURTHY: Namaste, Aunty. MRS SETHI:- Namaste.
0:54:28 > 0:54:31We're not going to be late. I've got three new cases at work tomorrow.
0:54:31 > 0:54:35- You all enjoy. Have a nice time. - Thank you.
0:54:35 > 0:54:36I've left my phone.
0:54:36 > 0:54:40- KEBAB WOMAN: That top is too low. CURRY MAN:- She's looking damn hot.
0:54:40 > 0:54:42- LINDA:- I could murder a pizza.
0:54:46 > 0:54:49KEBAB WOMAN: Why does she have to show everything?
0:54:49 > 0:54:51- MRS GOLDMAN:- She looks nice.
0:55:03 > 0:55:04I am totally serious.
0:55:04 > 0:55:06I can read foreheads.
0:55:15 > 0:55:17Does it work...
0:55:17 > 0:55:19if you've had botox?
0:55:25 > 0:55:27Does my forehead look big in this?
0:55:27 > 0:55:29- SNIGGERS - OK.
0:55:31 > 0:55:33Tense.
0:55:35 > 0:55:38You both are not very good at being straight.
0:55:38 > 0:55:40Are you saying Googly's a bent copper?
0:55:40 > 0:55:42It's Raj, Roops, Raj.
0:55:44 > 0:55:48I'm not saying he's bent, but I am seeing something.
0:55:50 > 0:55:52What?
0:55:52 > 0:55:53What can you see?
0:55:56 > 0:55:58Are you hiding something from us?
0:55:59 > 0:56:02Well, yeah, we can't go revealing all to you women.
0:56:02 > 0:56:04Where's the romance in that?
0:56:07 > 0:56:10OK. I admit it.
0:56:10 > 0:56:12I have had botox.
0:56:18 > 0:56:19Wine?
0:56:23 > 0:56:26So, Dev, your families seem to have hit it off well.
0:56:26 > 0:56:28Actually, it was perfect.
0:56:29 > 0:56:32We're all looking forward to the engagement party.
0:56:32 > 0:56:36Dev's parents are putting up a huge marquee in the garden.
0:56:36 > 0:56:39And we've set a date for the wedding.
0:56:39 > 0:56:41Spring wedding.
0:56:41 > 0:56:45We've discussed a spring wedding. We love...
0:56:45 > 0:56:49Dev, honey. Remember what our charts recommend?
0:56:49 > 0:56:56Wedding day. 14th March, 11:45am GMT.
0:56:57 > 0:57:03The charts also say I should give up meat and shave my head
0:57:03 > 0:57:07so our marriage will be auspicious, but that's a lot to ask, darling.
0:57:15 > 0:57:17I need to use the ladies'.
0:57:22 > 0:57:24- ROOPI:- Ahem!
0:57:25 > 0:57:26Excuse me.
0:57:31 > 0:57:35(Why are you pushing so hard, Linda?)
0:57:35 > 0:57:38I've asked you a thousand times. Please stop calling me Linda.
0:57:38 > 0:57:42I'm Gitali. My luck won't work if you don't use the "G".
0:57:42 > 0:57:44But you're forcing it.
0:57:44 > 0:57:47What happened to the carefree ballsy girl I used to know?
0:57:47 > 0:57:49- He's my destiny. - Linda...
0:57:49 > 0:57:53Look, I'm not going to be stuck as Assistant Head of Human Resources
0:57:53 > 0:57:56at Ealing Town Hall for the rest of my life.
0:57:56 > 0:57:59He just needs a little bit of prodding.
0:58:01 > 0:58:03- DEV:- Waiter.
0:58:03 > 0:58:06The Barolo. This no good.
0:58:16 > 0:58:19You miss two episodes and it has all changed.
0:58:19 > 0:58:22- The brothers look different. - She killed the brother.
0:58:22 > 0:58:25- MRS SETHI: - 'I think his wife is in on it.
0:58:25 > 0:58:26'But nobody else.'
0:58:26 > 0:58:29Wife? Don't say we've missed one.
0:58:29 > 0:58:33Get back out there, see if she's still on her own.
0:58:41 > 0:58:46DRAMATIC MUSIC ON TV
0:58:48 > 0:58:50It's so sad.
0:58:50 > 0:58:52You watch this for fun?!
0:58:54 > 0:58:56I know who did it.
0:58:58 > 0:59:00- MRS SETHI:- '"I know who did it.'
0:59:05 > 0:59:09She's on her own watching telly. I can see her from the window.
0:59:12 > 0:59:14If she's on her own, who's she talking to?
0:59:14 > 0:59:16She's a nutter.
0:59:16 > 0:59:18Talks to herself all the time.
0:59:23 > 0:59:24Oh, my God.
0:59:25 > 0:59:27ALL SCREAM
0:59:29 > 0:59:32LAUGHS UPROARIOUSLY
0:59:32 > 0:59:35What are you doing?
0:59:35 > 0:59:39- I'm DJ-ing this private party. - Why don't you get a proper job?
0:59:39 > 0:59:42When are you going to get some responsibility?
0:59:42 > 0:59:44You're sounding like a broken record.
0:59:44 > 0:59:48Can I count on you to look after your sister when I'm gone?
0:59:48 > 0:59:51Why are you talking like that, Mum?
0:59:51 > 0:59:54What are you worried about? You're as strong as an ox.
0:59:58 > 1:00:02If I die tomorrow, will you look after your sister?
1:00:03 > 1:00:05You're scaring me now, Mum.
1:00:05 > 1:00:09I'm going to be late tonight, so if you need anything call my mobile.
1:00:13 > 1:00:16- Come sit down. - THUNDERCLAPS
1:00:29 > 1:00:32MURTHY: It's like a monsoon. Roops, seriously, wait.
1:00:32 > 1:00:34LAUGHTER AND SQUEALING
1:00:36 > 1:00:37Hey, Mum.
1:00:38 > 1:00:39So wet.
1:00:42 > 1:00:43SCREAMS
1:00:45 > 1:00:46- LINDA:- Aunty.
1:00:48 > 1:00:50Your aura has got so dark.
1:00:53 > 1:00:57I feel five spirits around you. I'm going to remove them.
1:00:58 > 1:01:03SMYTHE: Five murders, five spirits. I knew it. There's a connection.
1:01:03 > 1:01:06I'm going to do a spiritual cleansing.
1:01:06 > 1:01:09Dev, move the table. Move it.
1:01:09 > 1:01:11- Don't do this, Linda. - It's OK.
1:01:11 > 1:01:13What's a cleansing?
1:01:13 > 1:01:16- She's going to remove us. - Do you think she'll help us move on?
1:01:16 > 1:01:18- Could be, could be. - Yes.
1:01:22 > 1:01:24KEBAB WOMAN: God, forgive my mistakes.
1:01:24 > 1:01:28I became bitter because my mother-in-law was the same to me.
1:01:28 > 1:01:32Please, bring me back as a cat that never has to lift a finger.
1:01:32 > 1:01:35This is it, we are leaving.
1:01:35 > 1:01:37ROLLING PIN WOMAN: Wait, don't leave without me.
1:01:37 > 1:01:40Please, God, give me good sperm in the next life
1:01:40 > 1:01:42so my wife won't leave again.
1:01:42 > 1:01:45LINDA CHANTS
1:01:49 > 1:01:51RUMBLING YELLING
1:02:03 > 1:02:05- MRS GOLDMAN:- There's a good boy.
1:02:11 > 1:02:13Stop it. You're upsetting Mum.
1:02:16 > 1:02:20- I am sorry. - Why are you sorry, Mum?
1:02:38 > 1:02:41Why haven't the DNA results come back from the lab yet?
1:02:41 > 1:02:43You can't rush forensics.
1:02:43 > 1:02:45- See ya, Guv. - Ta-ra.
1:02:45 > 1:02:48I only got that evidence to prove Roopi isn't the murderer.
1:02:48 > 1:02:50We need to start looking at other suspects.
1:02:50 > 1:02:54What do you think we've been doing? 500 interviews and not a bean.
1:02:54 > 1:02:56My arse is on the line and so's yours.
1:02:56 > 1:02:59We know the murderer cooks, Roopi hates cooking.
1:02:59 > 1:03:00She won't even make chapatis.
1:03:00 > 1:03:03She sees it as a symbol of women's oppression.
1:03:03 > 1:03:04And the rest of the family?
1:03:04 > 1:03:06Brother's a waster. He's harmless, no motive.
1:03:06 > 1:03:10- What about the mother? - You are joking?
1:03:10 > 1:03:12Women like Aunty couldn't hurt a fly.
1:03:12 > 1:03:14We can't stop investigating this family.
1:03:14 > 1:03:18They knew all the victims. We've got nothing else.
1:03:18 > 1:03:20Keep seeing Roopi.
1:03:20 > 1:03:22Go to that engagement party.
1:03:22 > 1:03:26Wear a wire. She's bound to let something slip.
1:03:26 > 1:03:28I'm bringing the mother in.
1:03:31 > 1:03:32So...
1:03:33 > 1:03:38- ..we've been watching you, Mrs Sethi. - Why would you be watching me, sir?
1:03:38 > 1:03:43It's odd that your family happens to know all the murder victims.
1:03:43 > 1:03:46Say you didn't know all of them.
1:03:46 > 1:03:48I didn't know all of them, sir.
1:03:48 > 1:03:51Where were you on Friday, February 6th?
1:03:51 > 1:03:54The night Mr and Mrs Chopra were killed.
1:03:54 > 1:03:58Stay calm. My sister Rita Juj was having a party in Stanmore.
1:03:58 > 1:04:00Say you were there.
1:04:00 > 1:04:02I was in Stanmore at a party given by Ritu Juj.
1:04:07 > 1:04:12What about Wednesday February 18th? The night Manjit Kaur was murdered.
1:04:12 > 1:04:14KEBAB WOMAN: You were out shopping at B&Q.
1:04:16 > 1:04:20I was shopping at B&Q off the Hayes bypass.
1:04:20 > 1:04:23On Wednesday they give ten% discount to seniors.
1:04:23 > 1:04:24What did you buy?
1:04:24 > 1:04:27NAAN MAN: Say nothing, or they will check receipts.
1:04:28 > 1:04:29Go on.
1:04:31 > 1:04:33What did you buy?
1:04:34 > 1:04:37- MRS GOLDMAN:- Say you were looking for a clothes dryer.
1:04:37 > 1:04:39£19.99, steel finish, but they were out of stock.
1:04:39 > 1:04:41Nothing.
1:04:41 > 1:04:43I was looking for a clothes dryer, steel finish.
1:04:43 > 1:04:45But they were out of stock.
1:04:45 > 1:04:47- CURRY MAN:- OK, but they won't be fooled for ever.
1:04:47 > 1:04:52Murthy has to marry Roopi or we have to find another plan.
1:04:52 > 1:04:54And fast.
1:04:54 > 1:04:57BHANGRA MUSIC
1:05:00 > 1:05:02RHYTHMIC CLAPPING
1:05:51 > 1:05:53Oi, garcon.
1:05:53 > 1:05:54Thank you.
1:05:54 > 1:05:55You sure this is cool, bruv?
1:05:55 > 1:05:57This is what they do in the villages
1:05:57 > 1:06:00when they want the families to laugh with each other.
1:06:00 > 1:06:03- Ganja pakoras. - Wee pakora.
1:06:03 > 1:06:05Don't mind if I do. Thank you very much.
1:06:05 > 1:06:07You're welcome, sexy.
1:06:11 > 1:06:14- Another one? - Go on then. Might as well.
1:06:14 > 1:06:16Engagement day.
1:06:23 > 1:06:26APPLAUSE AND DRUMMING
1:07:10 > 1:07:11LINDA SCREAMS
1:07:15 > 1:07:17Oh, my God, she's freaking out.
1:07:18 > 1:07:19What's happened?
1:07:19 > 1:07:22- She saw us. - Eh?
1:07:22 > 1:07:24- CURRY MAN:- She sensed my energy.
1:07:24 > 1:07:26- I've still got it. - Could she see us?
1:07:29 > 1:07:33- Can you not see that? - The drummers?
1:07:33 > 1:07:35Look.
1:07:37 > 1:07:39I'm going to go and get Mum.
1:07:39 > 1:07:42- Mrs Sethi? - Where's she gone?
1:07:43 > 1:07:46- Jazz, have you seen Mum? - No.
1:07:46 > 1:07:50- Why's Linda freaking out? - Probably one of my ganja pakoras.
1:07:50 > 1:07:52- You didn't! Did you? - Yeah.
1:07:52 > 1:07:56You idiot. Googs is here. He's a cop, you know.
1:07:57 > 1:07:58Throw the rest away.
1:08:05 > 1:08:07Ooh, sorry.
1:08:08 > 1:08:09Dev, come on.
1:08:09 > 1:08:13Chillax, Aunty. It's all good vibes.
1:08:13 > 1:08:16It was my stupid brother's fault. He made bhang pakoras.
1:08:16 > 1:08:18Ganja?
1:08:20 > 1:08:22Let's get you some air.
1:08:24 > 1:08:28Did you see the look on Aunty's face?
1:08:32 > 1:08:33Have a seat, come here.
1:08:37 > 1:08:39It's all right, don't worry.
1:08:39 > 1:08:42Oh, no. Do you feel sick?
1:08:44 > 1:08:45Yeah.
1:08:47 > 1:08:49- But it's not the pakoras. - What?
1:08:49 > 1:08:52I think I'm making a terrible mistake.
1:08:52 > 1:08:55Here, today, with all of this.
1:08:55 > 1:08:58Jeez. You're just realising this now?
1:08:58 > 1:09:01I've been thinking it for weeks.
1:09:01 > 1:09:04- I hoped it was just nerves. - It probably is.
1:09:04 > 1:09:06The ganja's not helping.
1:09:09 > 1:09:11Gitali is not my soulmate.
1:09:14 > 1:09:16I think you are.
1:09:16 > 1:09:18Dev, what are you doing?
1:09:18 > 1:09:21I don't know. I'm sorry.
1:09:21 > 1:09:24- It just felt so right. - Why did you agree to marry Linda?
1:09:24 > 1:09:27Typical bullshit. I was worried I was getting past it.
1:09:27 > 1:09:31Pressure from my folks. I really did like her at first in India.
1:09:31 > 1:09:34But she's changed.
1:09:34 > 1:09:38I feel more connected to you just in these last few weeks.
1:09:38 > 1:09:39KEBAB WOMAN: Yes!
1:09:39 > 1:09:42Here's our plan B. She has two husband options now.
1:09:42 > 1:09:45Oh my God, Dev. You're a "D".
1:09:45 > 1:09:49- Linda was right. - Don't start on that.
1:09:49 > 1:09:51Just be real.
1:09:51 > 1:09:54Look at the two of us.
1:09:54 > 1:09:55We always get on.
1:09:55 > 1:09:57You make me laugh.
1:09:57 > 1:09:59We're both Punjabis.
1:09:59 > 1:10:02It's the perfect match.
1:10:02 > 1:10:04- You really feel that? - Yeah.
1:10:06 > 1:10:09My folks, they really like her.
1:10:09 > 1:10:11Even like the fact that she's English.
1:10:11 > 1:10:13- Because she's beautiful. - And I'm not.
1:10:13 > 1:10:15Yeah. No!
1:10:15 > 1:10:20I mean I don't care... what you look like.
1:10:22 > 1:10:26OK, forget that husband option.
1:10:26 > 1:10:28Why say all this now?
1:10:28 > 1:10:30You think I'm going to throw myself at some guy
1:10:30 > 1:10:33who's going to break my best friend's heart?
1:10:33 > 1:10:36INDISTINCT RECORDING PLAYS
1:10:36 > 1:10:39'You think I'm going to throw myself at some guy
1:10:39 > 1:10:42'who's going to break my best friend's heart?'
1:10:42 > 1:10:43What is happening?
1:10:45 > 1:10:47Googs.
1:10:48 > 1:10:49What are you doing?
1:10:49 > 1:10:53My iPhone's acting up. It turned itself on.
1:10:53 > 1:10:55Why are you recording my conversation?
1:10:55 > 1:10:57There goes the other husband option.
1:10:57 > 1:11:01No, I wasn't. I had to make a phone call.
1:11:01 > 1:11:03Are you still investigating me?
1:11:03 > 1:11:05Roopi, let me explain.
1:11:05 > 1:11:11You are. You're here undercover. Bugging my conversations.
1:11:16 > 1:11:18And I thought we were actually having a nice time together.
1:11:18 > 1:11:21How stupid am I?
1:11:21 > 1:11:24- I was having a nice time. - Stop it.
1:11:27 > 1:11:30I really thought my luck had changed.
1:11:32 > 1:11:36I thought I'd been through all the humiliation I possibly could.
1:11:36 > 1:11:39You've taken it to an all-time low.
1:11:39 > 1:11:42Thank you...
1:11:42 > 1:11:45for reminding me that the only way someone like you
1:11:45 > 1:11:47would ever go out with me is if he was forced to.
1:11:55 > 1:11:59Roopi, wait. I don't want to marry Linda, I want to marry YOU!
1:11:59 > 1:12:00EVERYONE GASPS
1:12:03 > 1:12:04MUSIC DIES OUT
1:12:07 > 1:12:08ROOM FALLS SILENT
1:12:17 > 1:12:18- YELLS:- No!
1:12:18 > 1:12:20It's not true.
1:12:20 > 1:12:21No!
1:12:23 > 1:12:26So is this why you didn't want to set a wedding date?
1:12:26 > 1:12:28Gitali, please.
1:12:31 > 1:12:35Numerologist. Our charts, our foreheads, it's all just rubbish.
1:12:37 > 1:12:40Maybe we make our own fate.
1:12:40 > 1:12:42I'm sorry.
1:12:49 > 1:12:53- No, ma'am, please. - Linda. What are you doing?
1:12:53 > 1:12:56No. He's not worth it.
1:12:56 > 1:12:59Don't do this. Just hand it back to me. Linda.
1:13:00 > 1:13:02Gitali.
1:13:02 > 1:13:04Maybe we could sit down.
1:13:04 > 1:13:07Have a drink, talk about this, huh?
1:13:09 > 1:13:11No, Gitali.
1:13:11 > 1:13:13Give... Give me the bowl.
1:13:13 > 1:13:16Give me the bowl, Gitali.
1:13:16 > 1:13:18Give me the bowl. Give me this.
1:13:21 > 1:13:23EVERYONE EXCLAIMS
1:13:34 > 1:13:39REVERBERATING SCREAM
1:13:41 > 1:13:47DEEP RUMBLING
1:13:47 > 1:13:51THUNDERCLAPS SCREAMING
1:13:53 > 1:13:56Stop, Linda!
1:14:10 > 1:14:14CORKS POPPING
1:15:00 > 1:15:03ELECTRICAL PULSING
1:15:03 > 1:15:09SPIRITS SCREAM
1:15:42 > 1:15:44- DEV:- No, Gitali.
1:15:53 > 1:15:56SPIRITS SIGH AND GROAN
1:15:59 > 1:16:03- LINDA:- ROOPI!
1:16:05 > 1:16:07It's OK.
1:16:09 > 1:16:11He's not the one for you.
1:16:11 > 1:16:14He's not good enough for my best mate Linda.
1:16:14 > 1:16:15Gitali.
1:16:19 > 1:16:21It's Linda.
1:16:23 > 1:16:25I'm Linda.
1:16:25 > 1:16:27- Yeah. - I'm Linda.- Linda.
1:16:43 > 1:16:44MAN: Has she stopped?
1:16:46 > 1:16:48- Feel a bit better now. - Mm.
1:16:48 > 1:16:51I could really do with a bath, actually.
1:16:52 > 1:16:54It's a real mess in here, innit?
1:16:54 > 1:16:57So, you got your cover blown.
1:16:57 > 1:17:01- That's... That's genius. - Please don't take me off the team.
1:17:01 > 1:17:05Too late. Smythe's already done it. I need answers.
1:17:05 > 1:17:07You let your feelings get in the way.
1:17:07 > 1:17:10I'm going after Roopi now, like we should have done from the start.
1:17:10 > 1:17:14Why don't we have the DNA results? They'd prove Roopi's innocence.
1:17:14 > 1:17:16We've had them for days, they're negative.
1:17:16 > 1:17:18What?
1:17:23 > 1:17:25Don't go over there, Murthy.
1:17:25 > 1:17:29Because the DNA didn't match doesn't mean she's not the murderer.
1:17:29 > 1:17:32- You'll compromise our case. - You should have told me.
1:17:32 > 1:17:34I couldn't trust you.
1:17:34 > 1:17:36You put her before the investigation.
1:17:43 > 1:17:46He loves her. He's come back for her.
1:17:49 > 1:17:50Googly?
1:17:50 > 1:17:52Namaste, Aunty. I have to talk to Roopi.
1:17:52 > 1:17:54Well done.
1:17:54 > 1:17:58- Yes, come in. She's inside. - Thank you.
1:17:59 > 1:18:02Let them work it out.
1:18:02 > 1:18:04- CURRY MAN:- What's he up to?
1:18:06 > 1:18:08Don't let him get in the way.
1:18:08 > 1:18:11- KEBAB WOMAN: What's he doing, huh? - Mr Nasty.
1:18:11 > 1:18:15- I don't trust him. - He's up to something.
1:18:17 > 1:18:20What's he looking for?
1:18:20 > 1:18:23He's going in the back.
1:18:26 > 1:18:28ROLLING PIN WOMAN: Come quickly.
1:18:41 > 1:18:42What are you doing?
1:18:42 > 1:18:45This is my house. What are you doing here?
1:18:45 > 1:18:48I'm stopping Murthy making the biggest mistake of his life.
1:18:48 > 1:18:52- He keeps trying to protect her. - He's proposing to her.
1:18:52 > 1:18:54Ah, good.
1:18:56 > 1:19:00- I can't let him marry a murderer. - She's not a murderer.
1:19:00 > 1:19:02- Now...! - Please.
1:19:02 > 1:19:04- Now, now, Mrs Sethi. - Please let them be.
1:19:04 > 1:19:08- Don't make me harm you. - Calm down.
1:19:12 > 1:19:14SPIRITS GASP
1:19:14 > 1:19:16My God.
1:19:17 > 1:19:19It's you.
1:19:21 > 1:19:23Put down the shears.
1:19:23 > 1:19:25- I don't want to harm you. - Put down the shears.
1:19:25 > 1:19:27Please.
1:19:29 > 1:19:30HE GROANS
1:19:36 > 1:19:37Look at that.
1:19:37 > 1:19:38MILO BARKS
1:19:41 > 1:19:44What happened? Where's Googly?
1:19:44 > 1:19:46He asked me to marry him.
1:19:46 > 1:19:49That is wonderful.
1:19:49 > 1:19:51So why are you looking upset?
1:19:51 > 1:19:54Because I said no.
1:19:54 > 1:19:56- Why? - Mum!
1:19:57 > 1:20:01He was spying on me. He wanted to arrest me.
1:20:01 > 1:20:03Tell her it was the other one that was after her.
1:20:03 > 1:20:05He was trying to protect her.
1:20:05 > 1:20:09- He was only trying to protect you. - Why would you think that?
1:20:09 > 1:20:13Because...his boss told me.
1:20:13 > 1:20:14What?
1:20:14 > 1:20:17When did you speak to his boss?
1:20:19 > 1:20:24- They...took me for questioning. - What?
1:20:24 > 1:20:26- Why, Mum? - Keep going, panji, keep going.
1:20:26 > 1:20:30- Murthy loves her. - Anyone can see that.
1:20:30 > 1:20:32Help her see the truth.
1:20:35 > 1:20:37Roopi.
1:20:37 > 1:20:40Sometimes things don't always make sense.
1:20:40 > 1:20:44But deep inside you know what's right and what's wrong.
1:20:44 > 1:20:47Trust me, beti. Googly is the one for you.
1:20:47 > 1:20:51Don't let him go or you will always regret it.
1:21:05 > 1:21:07Googs!
1:21:09 > 1:21:10TYRES SCREECH
1:21:55 > 1:21:57Mazel tov.
1:21:57 > 1:21:58- JAZZ:- Mum!
1:22:00 > 1:22:01- JAZZ:- Mum!
1:22:05 > 1:22:09- See, even fat people can find love. - Of course.
1:22:09 > 1:22:10- Why not? - Why not?
1:22:12 > 1:22:16- What's all the noise about? - Your sister is getting married.
1:22:16 > 1:22:17No way.
1:22:17 > 1:22:20Come and see what's happening outside.
1:22:20 > 1:22:22Cool, one minute. Stay there.
1:22:46 > 1:22:48What's this?
1:22:51 > 1:22:55I earned it DJ-ing. I've been saving it for Roopi's wedding.
1:22:56 > 1:22:59Oh, my puta.
1:23:04 > 1:23:06What are you crying for, Mum?
1:23:06 > 1:23:08She's finally getting married.
1:23:11 > 1:23:12MUSIC AND CHEERING
1:23:34 > 1:23:36She looks beautiful.
1:23:44 > 1:23:47Well, this whole thing is ridiculous.
1:23:47 > 1:23:51I can't think of a worse motive in criminal history.
1:24:28 > 1:24:31PEOPLE GASP CHATTER
1:24:32 > 1:24:33Call a doctor!
1:24:35 > 1:24:37MONITOR BEEPS
1:24:55 > 1:24:57So, she never told you, huh?
1:24:57 > 1:25:00- She didn't tell anyone. - It's a real shame.
1:25:00 > 1:25:02Sadly there's not much we can do now.
1:25:02 > 1:25:06Cancer was diagnosed months ago.
1:25:06 > 1:25:09Why didn't you tell us, Mum? We could have got you treatment.
1:25:09 > 1:25:11I wanted to be with my husband.
1:25:13 > 1:25:14There's nothing left for me...
1:25:15 > 1:25:18..except to see you find a husband...
1:25:18 > 1:25:21as good as your father.
1:25:21 > 1:25:24Can I speak to Mrs Sethi's children outside, please?
1:25:26 > 1:25:27Thank you.
1:25:36 > 1:25:38I have something for you.
1:25:41 > 1:25:45- From the garden. - Finally.
1:25:45 > 1:25:46Please don't tell Roopi.
1:25:49 > 1:25:51It would kill her.
1:25:55 > 1:25:59But you do know that you broke the law.
1:25:59 > 1:26:01Big time. SPIRITS: We don't mind.
1:26:01 > 1:26:04Yes, we do. She's a murderer. She deserves to be punished.
1:26:04 > 1:26:07You be quiet. You were an accident. You killed yourself.
1:26:07 > 1:26:10We're the real victims and do we mind? No.
1:26:10 > 1:26:12You can't let her get away with this.
1:26:12 > 1:26:17Roopi is like our own daughter now. Tell him, don't let her suffer.
1:26:17 > 1:26:19She's been the best daughter, too.
1:26:19 > 1:26:21Don't let him take away Roopi's happiness.
1:26:21 > 1:26:24Tell him for God's sake, before she comes in.
1:26:24 > 1:26:28NAAN MAN: Everything we did wrong you helped us put right with her.
1:26:28 > 1:26:29I'm sorry I called her moto.
1:26:29 > 1:26:33But you made me a much better man in death than I ever was in life.
1:26:41 > 1:26:43Mum. What happened?
1:26:43 > 1:26:46What did she say?
1:26:46 > 1:26:49She said she wants me to make you the happiest woman alive.
1:26:49 > 1:26:52I promised her I'll do everything I can to do it.
1:26:55 > 1:26:57Mum.
1:26:57 > 1:27:01We've been discussing with the doctor about a life support machine.
1:27:01 > 1:27:02SPIRITS: No!
1:27:02 > 1:27:09No, Doctor. Please let me go peacefully. I'm happy now.
1:27:09 > 1:27:10Of course.
1:27:14 > 1:27:16Don't be afraid, panji, it won't hurt.
1:27:16 > 1:27:19We did it and we're all fine.
1:27:19 > 1:27:22You'll see your husband and I'll finally get to see my Abe.
1:27:22 > 1:27:26NAAN MAN: So you really want to come back as my wife in the next life?
1:27:26 > 1:27:28I do.
1:27:28 > 1:27:31All I need's another couple of lifetimes to figure out women
1:27:31 > 1:27:32and I'll be set.
1:27:34 > 1:27:36What's she smiling at?
1:27:41 > 1:27:42Mum?
1:27:45 > 1:27:46Mum?
1:27:50 > 1:27:52MONITOR FLATLINES
1:27:58 > 1:28:00ANGELIC MUSIC
1:29:11 > 1:29:16MAN: Song one, take one. One, two, three, four.
1:29:16 > 1:29:20MUSIC: "Stayin' Alive Desified" by Bally Sagoo feat. Stayin' Alive UK
1:29:20 > 1:29:21LAUGHTER
1:29:24 > 1:29:28# Ah, ah, ah, ah, stayin' alive Stayin' alive
1:29:28 > 1:29:32# Ah, ah, ah, ah, stayin' alive Stayin' alive
1:29:32 > 1:29:34# You can tell by the way I use my walk
1:29:34 > 1:29:37# I'm a woman's man, no time to talk
1:29:37 > 1:29:39# Music loud and women warm
1:29:39 > 1:29:41# I've been kicked around since I was born
1:29:41 > 1:29:45# And now it's all right, it's OK You may look the other way
1:29:45 > 1:29:49# We can try to understand The New York Times' effect on man
1:29:49 > 1:29:52# Whether you're a brother Or whether you're a mother
1:29:52 > 1:29:53# You're staying alive Stayin' alive
1:29:53 > 1:29:56# Feel the city breakin' And everybody shakin'
1:29:56 > 1:29:58# And we're stayin' alive Stayin' alive
1:29:58 > 1:30:02# Ah, ah, ah, ah, stayin' alive Stayin' alive
1:30:02 > 1:30:11# Ah, ah, ah, ah, stayin' alive
1:30:16 > 1:30:21# Well now I get low and I get high And if I can't either, I really try
1:30:21 > 1:30:23# Got the wings of heaven on my shoes
1:30:23 > 1:30:25# I'm a dancin' man and I just can't lose
1:30:25 > 1:30:29# You know it's all right, it's OK I'll live to see another day
1:30:29 > 1:30:33# We can try to understand The New York Times' effect on man
1:30:33 > 1:30:36# Whether you're a brother Or whether you're a mother
1:30:36 > 1:30:37# You're stayin' alive Stayin' alive
1:30:37 > 1:30:40# Feel the city breakin' And everybody shakin'
1:30:40 > 1:30:42# And we're stayin' alive Stayin' alive
1:30:42 > 1:30:46# Ah, ah, ah, ah, stayin' alive Stayin' alive
1:30:46 > 1:30:56# Ah, ah, ah, ah, stayin' alive... #
1:30:56 > 1:30:58This is G... Guy Heeley.
1:31:01 > 1:31:03# ..You're going nowhere
1:31:03 > 1:31:06# Somebody help me
1:31:06 > 1:31:08# Somebody help me, yeah
1:31:12 > 1:31:15# I'm going nowhere Somebody help me, yeah... #
1:31:17 > 1:31:19And to the left. And to the right.
1:31:21 > 1:31:23# ..Oh, you can tell by the way I use my walk
1:31:23 > 1:31:26# I'm a woman's man No time to talk
1:31:26 > 1:31:27# Music loud and women warm... #
1:31:27 > 1:31:30CAST AND CREW CHEER
1:31:30 > 1:31:34# ..You know it's all right, it's OK You may look the other way
1:31:34 > 1:31:38# We can try to understand The New York Times' effect on man
1:31:38 > 1:31:40# Whether you're a brother Or whether you're a mother
1:31:40 > 1:31:42# You're stayin' alive Stayin' alive
1:31:42 > 1:31:47# Ah, ah, ah, ah, stayin' alive Stayin' alive
1:31:47 > 1:31:50# Ah, ah, ah, ah, stayin' alive. #
1:31:51 > 1:31:54MUSIC: "It's Love" by Mica Paris
1:32:02 > 1:32:07# I can't believe this is happening
1:32:07 > 1:32:10# Am I dreaming or is this real?
1:32:10 > 1:32:13# Like the breath of spring
1:32:13 > 1:32:15# The love you bring
1:32:16 > 1:32:19# Boy, you rescued me
1:32:20 > 1:32:24# Cos I was sad and lonely
1:32:24 > 1:32:26# I lost my way
1:32:26 > 1:32:29# Invisible but you noticed me
1:32:29 > 1:32:34# I can't believe my dream's standing
1:32:34 > 1:32:37# In front of me
1:32:37 > 1:32:39# Yeah
1:32:39 > 1:32:41# It's love
1:32:41 > 1:32:43# Is this possible?
1:32:43 > 1:32:46# I don't know
1:32:46 > 1:32:50# I don't know what he sees in me
1:32:50 > 1:32:53# I will love you
1:32:53 > 1:32:55# In this life
1:32:55 > 1:32:58# And I will love you for always... #