0:00:18 > 0:00:24My name is Sergeant Joe Fink, working the 24-hour shift out of homicide, and this is my workshop -
0:00:24 > 0:00:29the part of town everybody knows about, but nobody wants to see -
0:00:29 > 0:00:35where tragedies are deeper, ecstacies wilder, and the crime rate is higher than anywhere - Skid Row.
0:00:35 > 0:00:38My beat.
0:01:48 > 0:01:53The most terrifying period in the history of my beat
0:01:53 > 0:01:57began in a run-down florist's shop called Mushnick's.
0:01:59 > 0:02:06- Ah, good morning, Mrs Shiva, how's things today? - Same as usual, Mr Mushnick!
0:02:06 > 0:02:13- My sister's nephew Stanley died, in Little Rock, Arkansas!- What happened?- Blew up! Who knows how?
0:02:13 > 0:02:17That's nice. You would like some flowers for the funeral?
0:02:17 > 0:02:23- # Should all acquaintance be forgot And never brought to mind... # - I thought, possibly,
0:02:23 > 0:02:30as I always give you my funeral business, so maybe you should give to me a little cut rate.
0:02:30 > 0:02:34Mrs Shiva, what am I, a philatelist?
0:02:34 > 0:02:41I sell on Skid Row nothing but cheap carnations, and I can't even afford water for the flowers!
0:02:41 > 0:02:47- To my throat I would be giving a cut. - # I dreamt I dwelt in marble halls
0:02:47 > 0:02:51- # With vassals... # - Shut up in the back!
0:02:51 > 0:02:59- Excuse me, Mrs Shiva, but that Seymour...- He's a nice boy...- Why don't you let him sing?
0:02:59 > 0:03:03What, sing? Here, I got a new customer, in the yellow vest!
0:03:03 > 0:03:09I should let the clean-up boy, but I can't even afford to chase him out right away!
0:03:09 > 0:03:11PHONE RINGS
0:03:11 > 0:03:16Flowers as fresh as the springtime Mushnicks. Hello? Hello, Dr Farb!
0:03:16 > 0:03:23- 'What can I do for you today?' - I haven't much time. Send two gladiolas, and a fern.- Excellent.
0:03:23 > 0:03:29- Two dozen glads, one potted fern. - No, no, no, Mushnick! - Two gladiolas and one fern.
0:03:29 > 0:03:31ARGH!
0:03:31 > 0:03:38- You want I put two gladiolas in the pot with the fern?- One fern. One piece. All together, three pieces.
0:03:38 > 0:03:42I need it for my waiting room. HE MUMBLES
0:03:42 > 0:03:50- What?- My filling's come out!- Good. I'll drill a bigger hole.- Two crummy gladiolas and one crummy fern?!
0:03:50 > 0:03:53It's my flower budget for the week, Mushnick!
0:03:53 > 0:04:00- Who'd be a dentist on Skid Row? - Right, I'll send Seymour now. Who am I to argue with science?!
0:04:00 > 0:04:03Make it snappy.
0:04:03 > 0:04:08Now you are going to get it! Oh, you are going to GET IT!
0:04:08 > 0:04:10Look!
0:04:10 > 0:04:12ARGH!
0:04:12 > 0:04:14Seymour Kreilboind!
0:04:14 > 0:04:19Now, Mrs Shiva, we were talking of the funeral flowers.
0:04:22 > 0:04:29- Did you call me, Mr Mushnik? - No, I called John D Rockefeller to make a loan on my Rolls Royce(!)
0:04:29 > 0:04:32- Sorry I said it. - Now, look, Seymour!
0:04:32 > 0:04:36You take two gladiolas, and cut them nice and even,
0:04:36 > 0:04:41take fern, wrap them in a package and take them to Dr Farb. Right?
0:04:42 > 0:04:45Well, GO already!
0:04:45 > 0:04:51- What can I do for you, sir? - My name is Burson Fouch.- I am Gravis Mushnick.- That's a good one!
0:04:51 > 0:04:58- Who will get my roses? - I'll take care of you, Mrs Shiva! Right over here.- Like some orchids,
0:04:58 > 0:05:03- for a nice girl?- No, I'd like a few dozen carnations.- Carnations!
0:05:03 > 0:05:10- A person can't do anything these days without dropping dead! - You've had bad luck, Mrs Shiva!
0:05:10 > 0:05:17- Bad luck, she calls it! You should have so many people kicked off! - < What about the carnations?
0:05:17 > 0:05:21- For one of your relatives? - Yes, for Stanley!
0:05:23 > 0:05:26< My carnations.
0:05:27 > 0:05:32You should see what that Seymour is... Oh! Here are your carnations.
0:05:32 > 0:05:37- Wait, I'll wrap them for you. - It's all right, I'll eat 'em here.
0:05:39 > 0:05:42Why not...?
0:05:43 > 0:05:47Of course, what else? They are all right?
0:05:47 > 0:05:54I've had better. This is a small shop. Big places are full of flowers.
0:05:54 > 0:06:00When you raise 'em for looks, you lose food value. I like these out-of-the-way places.
0:06:00 > 0:06:05- Such a thing, eating flowers!- Don't knock it till you try it, huh?
0:06:07 > 0:06:09Look what happened.
0:06:09 > 0:06:13This is what I was trying to tell you before.
0:06:13 > 0:06:21Look on him. Look at the quality of his work! When I fire him, where will he get such a good job?
0:06:21 > 0:06:26- I'm fired?- No, I'm electing you President from the United States.
0:06:26 > 0:06:30- YES, you are fired! - You can't do that!- Who can't?!
0:06:30 > 0:06:35- I didn't mean it.- You didn't mean it?! You never mean it!
0:06:35 > 0:06:41You didn't mean it when you put up the bouquet with the "get well" card in the funeral parlour,
0:06:41 > 0:06:47and sent black lilies to the lady in the hospital, but THIS time, I, Gravis Mushnick, MEAN IT!
0:06:47 > 0:06:50He means it.
0:06:50 > 0:06:56Mr Mushnick, don't I always try to do what's right? And I'm crazy about flowers!
0:06:56 > 0:07:02- I like them almost as much as Audrey does.- Excellent. You're fired!- Let him resurrect himself!
0:07:02 > 0:07:07- I give him a chance to quit! - I won't!- Brave boy. You're fired.
0:07:07 > 0:07:13That ain't fair, Mr Mushnick! I'm working on a special surprise plant for you -
0:07:13 > 0:07:18- one like you ain't never seen!- I can't even sell THESE plants! Out!
0:07:18 > 0:07:24- Wait. If he's got a new plant, you should look at it.- I don't look on flowers, Mr Yellowvest.
0:07:24 > 0:07:30I got ancestors in this business for 200 years, but I got one shop on Skid Row! One stinking shop!
0:07:30 > 0:07:35- I don't even like flowers! - I've eaten in florists everywhere,
0:07:35 > 0:07:39and places with weirdest plants do the best business.
0:07:39 > 0:07:43- See?- See?- See? - What is this, a tango?
0:07:43 > 0:07:47All right. Explain me more.
0:07:47 > 0:07:53Well, I remember one place had a whole wall covered with poison ivy. People came for miles to see it,
0:07:53 > 0:07:59- and stayed to buy.- The owner got rich?- No. He scratched himself to death in an insane asylum.- Oh!
0:07:59 > 0:08:02That was my cousin Harry!
0:08:02 > 0:08:04All right! All right!
0:08:04 > 0:08:11Go home and get this fancy-schmancy plant, and if Mr Yellowvest Fouch says it's a draw, you got a job!
0:08:11 > 0:08:16- If he don't, out you go!- Don't worry. You'll like it. You'll see!
0:08:34 > 0:08:41'This is Radio KSIK. You've been listening to Music For Old Invalids! Our next selection is entitled
0:08:41 > 0:08:44'Sickroom Serenade.'
0:08:44 > 0:08:47- Seymour, is that you?!- Yeah, Ma!
0:08:47 > 0:08:50Get in here and look at my tongue!
0:08:50 > 0:08:55But Ma, I've already seen your tongue!
0:08:55 > 0:09:02- No sympathy for your mother, mocking her when she's got one foot in the grave?- I didn't mean it.
0:09:02 > 0:09:05You never do. Look at my tongue.
0:09:05 > 0:09:12- A tongue's a tongue. They all look the same!- Did you stop at Dr Mallard's and get my test results?
0:09:12 > 0:09:19- He said there's nothing wrong with you.- Dr Mallard's one doctor I thought would tell the truth!
0:09:19 > 0:09:24- He said you should play fullback for the Rams.- He wants me dead! I bet he's assistant coroner!
0:09:24 > 0:09:29- I gotta...- And I know my goitre is coming back!
0:09:29 > 0:09:34- I feel it every morning after breakfast.- That's when you... ARGH!
0:09:34 > 0:09:39- What you got? A surprise for me? - Open it up and see.- All right!
0:09:45 > 0:09:48Dr Slurpfatter's famous tonic!
0:09:48 > 0:09:51Wait here!
0:09:52 > 0:09:59To be taken internally and externally for pain and neuritis, neuralgia, headache...
0:09:59 > 0:10:06If hit by a truck, call your physician! Alcohol content - 98%!
0:10:08 > 0:10:12Oh, Seymour, you'll never know what this is gonna do for me!
0:10:19 > 0:10:25I can feel that surge of warm health going through me already! Hic!
0:10:25 > 0:10:32- I gotta get my plant and hurry back to the shop.- That lousy weed?- Yeah. If Mr Mushnick doesn't like it,
0:10:32 > 0:10:34he'll fire me!
0:10:34 > 0:10:40Apparently, my hearing is going out on me.
0:10:40 > 0:10:46I get the distinct impression that your job security depends on what Mushnick thinks of that thing!
0:10:46 > 0:10:50It looks worse than this morning. What can I do with it?
0:10:50 > 0:10:52I'd pitch it out in the trash!
0:10:52 > 0:11:00- I don't like my house cluttered with rotten vegetables.- Can I bring anything?- Yeah, the Evening News.
0:11:00 > 0:11:07They're running a self-diagnosis contest. The winner goes to the Mayo Clinic!
0:11:07 > 0:11:11- Bye, Ma.- Bye, son! I'll see you at the rosy edge of dawn!
0:11:11 > 0:11:15# Drink to the old... #
0:11:22 > 0:11:25Put this on my bill.
0:11:25 > 0:11:28Here it is, everybody.
0:11:28 > 0:11:34- What do you think of it?- Well! It sure is different!- It looks delicious, but isn't it kinda stale?
0:11:34 > 0:11:38- It hasn't been feeling too well. - Call that a fancy plant?
0:11:38 > 0:11:45- Looks like it never had a healthy day in its life!- I like it anyway. - You like eating skunk cabbage!
0:11:45 > 0:11:48Yeah! ..What kind of plant is it?
0:11:48 > 0:11:51I'm not sure. I got the seeds
0:11:51 > 0:11:55from a Japanese gardener on Central Avenue. He found them in an order
0:11:56 > 0:12:01- from a plantation near a cranberry farm.- You don't know what it is!
0:12:01 > 0:12:03- I named it.- What name?
0:12:03 > 0:12:08- Oh, gee...- You gave it a dirty name?! You can't even mention it?!
0:12:08 > 0:12:12- I named it Audrey Jnr. - Oh! You named it after ME!
0:12:12 > 0:12:18- That's the most exciting thing anyone's ever done to me!- Poor kid.
0:12:18 > 0:12:25- I don't think it's so much I should keep spending 10 a week on your salary.- He named it after me!
0:12:25 > 0:12:33- They'll name it Mushnick's Folly, cos I'll be in jail for non-payment of taxes!- Are you crazy?- Who?- You!
0:12:33 > 0:12:39That's probably the only plant of its kind! If he nurses it, people will come from all over!
0:12:39 > 0:12:43- You think so, you Fouch?- I know so, you Mushnick! That's all I'm saying.
0:12:43 > 0:12:47Got to get home. My wife's making gardenias for dinner.
0:12:47 > 0:12:50- Goodnight!- See you tomorrow!
0:12:50 > 0:12:56- Crazy about kosher flowers! - He's a nice man.
0:12:56 > 0:13:02Maybe he knows what he's talking about. Maybe he's not so stupid. I'll tell you what I'll do.
0:13:02 > 0:13:08I'll keep you and Dumbell Jnr for a week. If you nurse it back to health, you can stay.
0:13:08 > 0:13:13- If you can't, you're both fired. - Thank you, Mr Mushnick.
0:13:15 > 0:13:22- Don't feel sad, Seymour.- Don't waste your pity on me! I'm not worth it.- Who says you're not?
0:13:22 > 0:13:24Everybody!
0:13:24 > 0:13:29Yeah, I know. I think you're a fine figurative of a man,
0:13:29 > 0:13:35- and Audrey Jnr will be the sweetest thing in the whole, wide world! - Well, I don't know!
0:13:35 > 0:13:42I've given it every kind of fertiliser and plant food, and distilled water you can buy,
0:13:42 > 0:13:48- but it just gets sicker and sicker. - You'll be another Luther Glendale.
0:13:48 > 0:13:51- Pasadena!- Burbank!
0:13:51 > 0:13:54- Goodnight, Seymour.- Night, Audrey.
0:14:03 > 0:14:05What the matter, little plant?
0:14:05 > 0:14:10Haven't I done everything I could for you? Where did I goof?!
0:14:10 > 0:14:17You're the first little plant I ever tried to grow, and if you die, I dunno what I'll do!
0:14:17 > 0:14:22Please don't die! I'll get you some water, OK?
0:14:39 > 0:14:41Oh, gee!
0:14:41 > 0:14:47You opened up, just like every night at sunset! I wish I knew how to make you grow!
0:14:47 > 0:14:52Let me move this, so you can breathe. OW! OW!
0:14:54 > 0:14:59Hey, what happened?! How come you woke up?!
0:14:59 > 0:15:02BLOOD?! You like BLOOD?!
0:15:04 > 0:15:06Ohh...! You must be kidding!
0:15:06 > 0:15:09Well, we'll see!
0:15:17 > 0:15:21You don't know what I'm doin' for you!
0:15:21 > 0:15:24OW!
0:15:28 > 0:15:31Oh, who woulda thought it?!
0:15:31 > 0:15:36Well, I guess there's just no accounting for people's tastes!
0:15:46 > 0:15:49- Seymour!- My boy!
0:15:49 > 0:15:55- You're the most magnanimous person in the world!- Isn't he beautiful?! Isn't he delicious?
0:15:55 > 0:16:02- He got a 2 raise. What happened to your fingers?- Beestings. How come I'm all of a sudden so wonderful?
0:16:02 > 0:16:06- Five bees?- Ten bees! I'm getting a 2 raise?!
0:16:06 > 0:16:11- Correct, my very excellent Seymour! - What did I do now?
0:16:11 > 0:16:13Don't you know what you did?!
0:16:13 > 0:16:15Look!
0:16:15 > 0:16:19Oh, boy, look at that! It grew!
0:16:19 > 0:16:23- It's almost a foot long! - Isn't it empirical?!
0:16:23 > 0:16:28It grows, like a cold sore from the lip! ..Hello, young, pretty ladies!
0:16:28 > 0:16:32- What can I do for you?- We saw your sign outside, about the Audrey Jnr.
0:16:32 > 0:16:38- We thought we'd come in and take a look!- Give a look! - That's four people today!
0:16:38 > 0:16:43Shirley! Isn't that too much?! What is it?
0:16:43 > 0:16:50- It's an Audrey Jnr.- How was it you got in trouble with ten bees?!- Does it have a scientific name?- Yes,
0:16:50 > 0:16:54- but who could denounce it? Buying something?- We don't have money.
0:16:54 > 0:16:59Except 2,000. But that's just to spend on flowers,
0:16:59 > 0:17:06- so we don't have any of our own. A drag!- 2,000 just for flowers?!
0:17:06 > 0:17:12- Yes.- Did the Chamber of Commerce die?!- We're from the high school. We're building a float for a parade,
0:17:12 > 0:17:18made out of flowers. Thousands! And we're on the committee.
0:17:19 > 0:17:23Gee, that sure is a mad plant! Wow! Yeah!
0:17:23 > 0:17:29- Seymour invented it!- He didn't! OH! - Girls, girls, girls!
0:17:29 > 0:17:32Don't damage the horticulturalist!
0:17:32 > 0:17:39How come you don't buy thousands of flowers from Gravis Mushnick? Mine have something others don't!
0:17:39 > 0:17:46- What?- They're cheap!- If your shop is good enough to develop the Audrey Jnr, we can get everything we need!
0:17:46 > 0:17:51We'll talk to the rest of the committee. Bye!
0:17:51 > 0:17:54Bye! Bye, girls!
0:17:57 > 0:18:00A son! A son!
0:18:00 > 0:18:05- Look, Audrey! I got a son! - Oh, gee, Mr Mushnick!
0:18:05 > 0:18:12- Not Mr Mushnick! Don't call me Mr Mushnick any more! I want you should call me Dad.- OK, Dad!
0:18:12 > 0:18:17- Isn't that beautiful?- Seymour Kreilboind, come over here, my son.
0:18:17 > 0:18:22I want to talk on you about the future. Look on this flytrap!
0:18:22 > 0:18:28Look on it. Soon, we got no more Skid Row. We will be rich, us.
0:18:28 > 0:18:34I am building for you a giant greenhouse in which you are making impossible flowers,
0:18:34 > 0:18:40which, in turn, I am selling at ridiculous prices in my giant new flower saloon in Beverly Hills!
0:18:40 > 0:18:45Do you see that big sign in the sky? It is saying,
0:18:45 > 0:18:48"Gravis Mushnick", in French.
0:18:48 > 0:18:53Isn't it exciting?! And we'll have an orchestra by the cash register,
0:18:53 > 0:18:59and Gravis will wave his arms, and the orchestra will play Mendelssohn's Spring Song!
0:18:59 > 0:19:06- I'll come out in a gown, and say... - The carnations are 600 a dozen, two dozen for 1,000!
0:19:06 > 0:19:11- It's a bargain!- Get 'em while they last!- Stop shouting!
0:19:11 > 0:19:16My uncle Mike just passed away in New Jersey!
0:19:16 > 0:19:22- Tell me, how much are the carnations today?!- 600 a dozen...
0:19:22 > 0:19:27- Why are they letting him run around loose?!- Excuse my son, Mrs Shiva.
0:19:27 > 0:19:30Point at anything and it is yours.
0:19:30 > 0:19:34- Anything?- That's right. - The cash register?- Wait a minute!
0:19:34 > 0:19:36Here!
0:19:36 > 0:19:40Here are several dozen carnations on the house
0:19:40 > 0:19:45- courtesy of Gravis Mushnick the balloon tycoon.- That's my dad!
0:19:45 > 0:19:47Thanks very much!
0:19:48 > 0:19:51Only, tell me, why are you so happy?
0:19:51 > 0:19:58Not only did my uncle die in New Jersey...
0:19:59 > 0:20:03You should also give some flowers to that dead plant!
0:20:03 > 0:20:07Good morning, Mr Mushnick! Good morning.
0:20:07 > 0:20:09Good morning, Mrs Shiva...
0:20:09 > 0:20:14- What happened to my plant, Dad?- Who are you calling Dad?! Who?!- Oh, no!
0:20:14 > 0:20:20- It was so beautiful a few seconds ago!- Excellent, a few seconds ago I gave away dozens of carnations!
0:20:20 > 0:20:23I didn't mean it.
0:20:23 > 0:20:25You have, perhaps, an explanation?
0:20:25 > 0:20:30- No, but give me a minute and I'll think of one.- I see it all now.
0:20:30 > 0:20:35We are in the poorhouse, that sign in the sky is reading,
0:20:35 > 0:20:40"Seymour Kreilboind, rest in peace!" In ARABIC!
0:20:40 > 0:20:44- Give him another chance! - You promised me a week!
0:20:44 > 0:20:48I'll sit up all night. It'll be healthy in the morning. I promise.
0:20:48 > 0:20:51I promise!
0:20:59 > 0:21:02Feed me-e-e!
0:21:06 > 0:21:09FEED ME-E-E!
0:21:11 > 0:21:13FEED ME-E-E!
0:21:16 > 0:21:18Who said that? YOU said that!
0:21:18 > 0:21:23- YOU said that!- MMM, FEED ME!
0:21:23 > 0:21:25You said that!
0:21:25 > 0:21:30You can talk! I got a talking plant!
0:21:30 > 0:21:32- Say it again!- Feed me.
0:21:32 > 0:21:37Oh, boy. I've never been to college and I ain't been around much,
0:21:37 > 0:21:41but I'd bet there ain't no such thing as a talking plant!
0:21:41 > 0:21:46But I'll take your word for it! Junior, I'd like to feed ya,
0:21:46 > 0:21:50- but I used up all my fingers! - FEED ME-E-E!
0:21:50 > 0:21:53Oh...
0:21:53 > 0:21:58Look at me! I'm all cut to pieces! Maybe I can find another drop here.
0:21:58 > 0:22:00MMM!
0:22:03 > 0:22:07- SLURPING - That's the best I can do!
0:22:07 > 0:22:09More! MORE!
0:22:09 > 0:22:14- But I'm already anaemic! - FEED ME MORE!
0:22:14 > 0:22:21I'd be happy to give you anything, but I got to keep blood for myself or I'll be in worse shape than Ma!
0:22:21 > 0:22:25- Mmm.- I'm sorry, Junior.
0:22:25 > 0:22:29I'll go for a walk. Maybe I'll think of something!
0:23:42 > 0:23:44HORN BLARES
0:23:56 > 0:24:01Ohh! Oh, my... No!
0:24:33 > 0:24:37Daddy, there's somebody out there!
0:25:10 > 0:25:14FEE-EED ME!
0:25:14 > 0:25:16FEED ME!
0:25:16 > 0:25:22- Look, chow-hound, don't bother me! I got problems of my own!- Feed me!
0:25:22 > 0:25:27- Sorry, I'm fresh out of blood! Talk to someone else!- I'm hungry!
0:25:27 > 0:25:33I don't care what you are! I'm knocked out! I just killed a man!
0:25:33 > 0:25:39I'm a murderer! Think it's fun to be a murderer? Think it's fun to haul around a sack full of...
0:25:39 > 0:25:44- FOO-OOD!- No! No, Junior, what kind of guy do you think I am?!
0:25:44 > 0:25:46I'm starved!
0:25:46 > 0:25:49Well...
0:25:50 > 0:25:53- Maybe just a snack.- MMM!
0:26:00 > 0:26:03Mmm, that looks GREAT!
0:26:05 > 0:26:07GULPING
0:26:10 > 0:26:15- LAUGHING - Now, that is what I call a salad!
0:26:15 > 0:26:20- What do you call that salad? - Nefarious!- Before the next course,
0:26:20 > 0:26:22I'll have a nice cigar.
0:26:22 > 0:26:25You would like maybe a cigar?
0:26:25 > 0:26:30You don't smoke cigars! What am I thinking about?!
0:26:30 > 0:26:33Where are the matches?
0:26:33 > 0:26:37- Oh! Oi! You know what I found? - What?- I'm looking for the matches,
0:26:37 > 0:26:41and I left the money in the other suit.
0:26:43 > 0:26:48- Here's your mock chicken leg. - You don't have any money?
0:26:50 > 0:26:54- So what else is new(?) - All right. All right!
0:26:54 > 0:27:01- I made a mistake! After all, a man is entitled!- Go on. This is your story. I'll wait for the punch.
0:27:01 > 0:27:03Don't get smart with me, girlie.
0:27:03 > 0:27:09In my shop, in the cash register, I'm having the total day's receipts
0:27:09 > 0:27:16which sums up to more than 9! Bring the rest of the food and I'll go to the shop and get THE MONEY!
0:27:16 > 0:27:19You're playing my favourite song!
0:27:19 > 0:27:25Look here, Buster, one of you will go right now and get the loot,
0:27:25 > 0:27:32- while the other one stays here, until the first one gets back, if ya get what I mean?- Oh, fine!
0:27:32 > 0:27:38- In this fancy-schmancy restaurant, you are holding hostages! Right?- Right!
0:27:38 > 0:27:41Excellent(!) Eat up, Audrey.
0:27:41 > 0:27:46- I'll be back in a flash with the cash.- Bye, Gravis!
0:28:03 > 0:28:07- MOURNFULLY: - # 'Tis the season to be jolly
0:28:07 > 0:28:09# Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
0:28:09 > 0:28:13# 'Tis the season to be jolly
0:28:13 > 0:28:18# Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la!
0:28:18 > 0:28:22# 'Tis the season... # OH!
0:28:22 > 0:28:24# To be jolly
0:28:24 > 0:28:28# Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la! #
0:28:33 > 0:28:38- You're flush now, right?- Bring whiskey, rum, wine, gin, bourbon!
0:28:38 > 0:28:43- What?- Scotch, rye, tequila, sake, manishevitz!
0:28:43 > 0:28:49- Did you bring the money?!- Don't bug me! I got to get drunk! NOW! - What's with him?!- I don't know!
0:28:49 > 0:28:56- Here, take it. Bring me anything. Bring everything - creme de menthe - everything you've got!- OK!
0:28:56 > 0:29:01- Gravis, what happened?- Don't ask! - You look like you've seen a ghost!
0:29:01 > 0:29:07- Ghosts, I could handle. Don't ask! - Maybe I could help you.- Help?! You couldn't!
0:29:07 > 0:29:11Try and eat. It'll calm your agrimation.
0:29:12 > 0:29:14Ugh, in mine own shop!
0:29:14 > 0:29:22- Audrey, you wouldn't believe it! - I wish you'd break out and tell me. - Right after I tell the police!
0:29:25 > 0:29:31Mushnick didn't come to the police. If he had, that might have been the finish of the unhappy story.
0:29:31 > 0:29:34It was not.
0:29:49 > 0:29:52Hi, Gravis!
0:29:52 > 0:29:5785 worth of business already, and we've barely opened!
0:29:57 > 0:30:03What did I tell ya? Wouldn't be interested in selling a half-interest in here, would ya?
0:30:03 > 0:30:08Mr Mushnick! The committee say we could use your flowers on the float!
0:30:08 > 0:30:10We'll feature Audrey Jnr!
0:30:10 > 0:30:16- Can't you just picture it?! - I can picture it! - The people'll eat it up!- Eat up...
0:30:16 > 0:30:19- And she can sit in the big part. - Who?- The Queen!
0:30:19 > 0:30:26- With her crown and sceptre! You could just eat her up! - Eat up the girl...
0:30:26 > 0:30:29There's SEYMOUR! OH!
0:30:29 > 0:30:32Oh, I got a toothache!
0:30:32 > 0:30:37- YOU... Come with me! - I got a toothache! It hurts!
0:30:37 > 0:30:40Let go of my jaw!
0:30:41 > 0:30:47- Ohh!- Now, Seymour! Talk on me! - I got a toothache! What you wanna talk about?
0:30:47 > 0:30:53- That plant! Is that a nice subject for to talk?!- The plant is great - four times bigger than yesterday.
0:30:53 > 0:30:56I saw. How come it is now so big?
0:30:56 > 0:31:04I don't know...! Look at all them people out there. We've already done 70 worth of business.
0:31:04 > 0:31:0885. Now, look, Seymour. You gave this plant a fancy name -
0:31:08 > 0:31:15- Audrey Jnr, but I want to know what do just people call it?!- Well, it's a cross between a butterwort
0:31:15 > 0:31:18- and a Venus flytrap.- Venus flytrap!
0:31:18 > 0:31:25- What are its habits?- The book says it eats insects, three times in its life, then it's full-grown.
0:31:25 > 0:31:31- Excellent! How many times is this one eat?- Well, once or twice.
0:31:31 > 0:31:36- You don't remember?!- It's kind of an unusual type flytrap.
0:31:36 > 0:31:42- BUT it's a possibility! - It may never eat again. I don't see how it could get any bigger.
0:31:42 > 0:31:47- You think it don't need any more flies?- Yeah...
0:31:49 > 0:31:52Oh, my tooth is just killing me!
0:31:52 > 0:31:59- All right, excellent. Run along to the dentist. I'll take care of things here.- Thanks, boss.
0:31:59 > 0:32:04Gravis! We've got to order more flowers! Tons of them!
0:32:10 > 0:32:13I'm making lots of money...
0:32:23 > 0:32:26ARGH! ARGH! Please, no! Please! >
0:32:26 > 0:32:29PLEASE, NO! >
0:32:29 > 0:32:31NO, I can't take any more! ARGH! >
0:32:31 > 0:32:35ARGH, no! No, no! >
0:32:35 > 0:32:40- That'll teach you to keep your bill up to date, you deadbeat!- ARGH!
0:32:45 > 0:32:50I'm not, you snivelling dog! I'm glad I hurt you! I'm glad!
0:32:50 > 0:32:55- Oh! Seymour! Got a bad tooth, huh? - I thought this was the men's room!
0:32:55 > 0:32:58Come back, you bad dog! Get in!
0:32:59 > 0:33:04So, you are the young man who ruined my gladiolas, huh? Sit down.
0:33:04 > 0:33:06Come on!
0:33:10 > 0:33:13- Guess what? - BOTH: My tooth stopped hurting!
0:33:13 > 0:33:16I know! Let's see.
0:33:16 > 0:33:19Shut up and open up. Uh-huh.
0:33:22 > 0:33:25- ARGH!- Does that hurt?- Yeah!
0:33:25 > 0:33:30- Good. You haven't felt anything yet! Uh-huh...- Over here!
0:33:30 > 0:33:32Seymour, who is the dentist here?
0:33:32 > 0:33:36I'll find that tooth. Mm-hm. Uh-huh.
0:33:36 > 0:33:39Look at that stalagmite!
0:33:39 > 0:33:44Don't worry. It'll be an easy one. I won't even use Novocaine.
0:33:44 > 0:33:49- Argh, you poked the mirror in my mouth!- Just swallow it!
0:33:49 > 0:33:52All right, let's see now, Seymour!
0:33:52 > 0:33:55See, I'll have this one, and this,
0:33:55 > 0:34:02- and that one, and this one.- It's only one tooth!- Are you practising dentistry without a license?
0:34:03 > 0:34:07All right. Let's see...
0:34:07 > 0:34:11# Seymour, Seymour
0:34:11 > 0:34:14- # Don't be... # - ARGH! ARGH!
0:34:14 > 0:34:19Look! Will you look at that, Seymour?
0:34:19 > 0:34:22I didn't know you were an elk!
0:34:22 > 0:34:25You know, I can't afford an assistant,
0:34:25 > 0:34:28so I get this ready instant mix.
0:34:28 > 0:34:32Doesn't last very long, but it tastes good. Mmm!
0:34:32 > 0:34:38- All right, Seymour!- Stay away from me! You're gonna kill me!
0:34:38 > 0:34:40A duel! Ah-ha!
0:34:52 > 0:34:55Is this Dr Farb's office?
0:34:55 > 0:34:58Uhh... Just a minute!
0:34:59 > 0:35:01Oh... Yeah!
0:35:02 > 0:35:05I see it is!
0:35:07 > 0:35:10You can come in now!
0:35:16 > 0:35:21- My name is Wilbur Force. - Wilberforce what?
0:35:21 > 0:35:24Just...Wilbur Force.
0:35:24 > 0:35:28My first name is Wilbur, my last name is Force.
0:35:28 > 0:35:35- I don't have a middle name!- Do you have an appointment?- No, but you were very highly recommended to me
0:35:35 > 0:35:41by one of your patients - a Mrs S Shiva. I do a lot of undertaking for her relatives.
0:35:41 > 0:35:47I have a customer now, and I'm all booked up for the rest of the day,
0:35:47 > 0:35:53- so come back tomorrow. - Oh, I couldn't do that! I have three or four abcesses,
0:35:53 > 0:35:59a touch of pyorrhea, nine or ten cavities, I lost my pivot tooth, and I'm in terrible pain!
0:35:59 > 0:36:04- I can't help you today! - Oh, that's all right!
0:36:04 > 0:36:06I'll just wait outside.
0:36:16 > 0:36:23The patient came to me with a large hole in his abdomen...caused by a fire poker used on him by his wife!
0:36:24 > 0:36:31He almost bled to death, and gangrene had set in. I didn't give him much of a chance.
0:36:31 > 0:36:36There were other complications. The man had cancer, tuberculosis,
0:36:36 > 0:36:39leprosy, and a touch of the grippe.
0:36:39 > 0:36:42I decided to operate.
0:36:43 > 0:36:48- My patient just left. You can come in now.- Oh, goody!
0:36:50 > 0:36:54- I didn't see the other man leave. - He went out the back door.
0:36:59 > 0:37:06You know, most people don't like to go to the dentist, but I rather enjoy it. There's a real feeling
0:37:06 > 0:37:10of growth, of, of...progress,
0:37:10 > 0:37:17when that old drill goes in! I'd almost rather go to the dentist than anywhere, wouldn't you?
0:37:17 > 0:37:19Yeah...
0:37:19 > 0:37:23Now, no Novocaine. It dulls the senses.
0:37:23 > 0:37:28- This is gonna hurt you more than it is me.- Oh, goody, here it comes!
0:37:29 > 0:37:31DRILL BUZZES ARGH!
0:37:31 > 0:37:34ARGH!
0:37:34 > 0:37:39ARGH! Oh, my God, don't stop now!
0:37:39 > 0:37:46- I made a lot of holes, and now I've gotta fill it with this silver stuff.- Won't you pull any?- Well...
0:37:46 > 0:37:48Oh, go on!
0:37:48 > 0:37:51Well, your mouth!
0:38:00 > 0:38:02ARGH! ARGHH!
0:38:02 > 0:38:05ARGH! ARGH!
0:38:09 > 0:38:16Well, Dr Farb, it's been quite an afternoon. I can truly say I've never enjoyed myself so much!
0:38:16 > 0:38:20- I'll recommend you to all my friends.- Thank you. Bye.- Bye, now!
0:38:29 > 0:38:31FEED ME!
0:38:31 > 0:38:36Take it easy, Dracula! What do you think I've got, my dirty laundry?!
0:38:40 > 0:38:44- FEED!- I'm comin'! I'm comin', already!
0:38:48 > 0:38:53- This should be enough for anybody! - MMM! FOOD!
0:38:58 > 0:39:04Goodbye, Dr Farb. You were a crummy dentist, but you were a nice fella.
0:39:04 > 0:39:09I never meant to kill anybody, and I've killed two in two days.
0:39:09 > 0:39:14You asked for it, comin' at me with that knife, and all.
0:39:14 > 0:39:18Bon voyage, Dr Farb. ..Want anything else?
0:39:18 > 0:39:20IT BELCHES
0:39:20 > 0:39:23See ya in the morning!
0:39:42 > 0:39:46- Come in.- It's me, Joe.
0:39:46 > 0:39:53- How are ya, Frank? How's the wife, Frank?- Not bad, Joe.- Glad to hear it. The kids?- Lost one yesterday.
0:39:53 > 0:39:56- How?- Playing with matches.
0:39:56 > 0:40:03- Those are the breaks.- Yeah.- Strange one. Railroad people say they lost a detective the other night.
0:40:03 > 0:40:08- Oh, yeah?- Down by the yards.- In refrigerator cars.- Refrigerators?
0:40:08 > 0:40:15- Ice thieves.- How'd it happen? - Don't know. Vanished, while on the tracks.- Clues?- None.
0:40:15 > 0:40:18- Anything else?- Dentist - Farb.
0:40:18 > 0:40:23- Dead?- Missing.- Clues? - Got an office.- Where?
0:40:23 > 0:40:28- Skid Row.- Ideas?- None. - Check it out?- Yeah.
0:40:35 > 0:40:40'Now we were on the case - officer Frank Stoolie and me.
0:40:40 > 0:40:44'My name is Fink - Sergeant Joe Fink.
0:40:44 > 0:40:46'I'm a fink.'
0:41:04 > 0:41:09Morning, Mr Mushnick! Oh, boy! Look at that!
0:41:09 > 0:41:15- Hi, everybody! Oh, my gosh! - Ain't it somethin'?!
0:41:15 > 0:41:18It's...monstrositous!
0:41:18 > 0:41:22- Yeah!- And to think that YOU did it!
0:41:23 > 0:41:28- Gee, Audrey, you don't have to kiss me!- Don't you like me to kiss you?
0:41:28 > 0:41:32- Yeah, but you don't like to kiss me.- Why shouldn't I?
0:41:32 > 0:41:37- Nobody else ever did!- Well, I do like to.- You do? you really do?
0:41:37 > 0:41:42- You like to kiss me?!- Sure!- Would you like to kiss me again?- OK!
0:41:42 > 0:41:45That plant...
0:41:46 > 0:41:50Oh, boy, you kiss good, Audrey!
0:41:50 > 0:41:54- Well, I guess I just have a good kisser!- How did it...it...?
0:41:54 > 0:42:01- Like to go out on a date with me some night?- When...?- Sure I would! Any time!- Tonight?- OK!
0:42:01 > 0:42:04- Oh, boy!- About that plant...
0:42:04 > 0:42:08We got the list! For the rose parade!
0:42:08 > 0:42:12I can't talk to you, girls. Talk on Audrey.
0:42:12 > 0:42:15- We got the list!- Let's see it! OK!
0:42:15 > 0:42:20- What's cookin'?- Look at my plant! - What a large one.- Yeah!
0:42:24 > 0:42:28Hello, Mrs Shiva. What's new?
0:42:28 > 0:42:36- I got terrible news! My nephew Frankie just lost his little boy! - That's too bad! How'd it happen?
0:42:36 > 0:42:42- Playing with matches! - Would you like to buy some flowers? - About 50c worth.
0:42:42 > 0:42:46- I'll get 'em! Look at my plant! - I'm looking...
0:42:51 > 0:42:58- Gravis Mushnick?- That's my name. - We want to ask you a few questions. - Questions?- A few questions.
0:42:58 > 0:43:01- I didn't do it.- Do what?- Whatever.
0:43:01 > 0:43:03- Ever see this man?- Man...
0:43:03 > 0:43:11- Why are you so nervous?- Got a guilty conscience?- No! Why should I? - Ever seen this man?- Dr Farb.
0:43:11 > 0:43:15- So you know him.- He's my dentist. He maybe did something?!
0:43:15 > 0:43:22- Disappeared.- Blood in his office. - Another too. Blood on the rail tracks.- Dr Farb is murdered?
0:43:22 > 0:43:25- Is he?- Who knows?! Not me!
0:43:25 > 0:43:29- What do you think? - He doesn't know anything.
0:43:29 > 0:43:36- OK, Mushnick. If you hear anything about these men, call our office. - Glad to co-operate with you!
0:43:36 > 0:43:41- Hello, Aunt Siddie.- Isn't it terrible what happened, Frankie?!
0:43:41 > 0:43:43Those are the breaks.
0:43:47 > 0:43:52All right, Seymour, now you tell me if that plant is finished growing!
0:43:52 > 0:43:58- He's finished.- You wouldn't kid your father?- My father came home? - ME, idiot! A finger of speech!
0:43:58 > 0:44:04Now, look! I can't stand any more of that plant. It's growing me out of house and home.
0:44:04 > 0:44:10- It won't any more. I promise. - How can you be so sure? - It ate three times already.
0:44:10 > 0:44:18- Who, I mean, what did it eat this time?- About a million Japanese beetles.- So, it don't need no more?
0:44:19 > 0:44:26- It's full!- Gravis! There's a lady from some kind of a committance outside! I think it's important!
0:44:26 > 0:44:29Excellent.
0:44:29 > 0:44:34By the by, I understand you want to take Audrey out on a date tonight.
0:44:34 > 0:44:40That is good with me, because I am staying to keep an eye on that meshugana plant!
0:44:42 > 0:44:48- Where we gonna go tonight, Seymour? - Oh, I just remembered, I don't have any money.
0:44:48 > 0:44:53That's OK! We could take a walk along the ocean, or something.
0:44:53 > 0:44:59- I got a great idea. We can eat dinner at my house. My mom's a great cook.- Swell!
0:44:59 > 0:45:02- I'll call her later and tell her. - OK!
0:45:05 > 0:45:08Oh, that's remarkable!
0:45:08 > 0:45:10You like?
0:45:10 > 0:45:14I neither like nor dislike anything! My goodness.
0:45:14 > 0:45:21I happen to represent the Society of Silent Flower Observers of Southern California.
0:45:21 > 0:45:24- How about that?!- Tell me,
0:45:24 > 0:45:27who created this magnificent bloom?
0:45:28 > 0:45:33- I did. Me.- Oh! And what might your name be?!
0:45:33 > 0:45:40- Seymour Kreilboind, with a K. - Kreilboind?- Kreilboind. - Raised it in a coffee can!
0:45:40 > 0:45:44This... Well, tell me, Mr Kreilboind,
0:45:44 > 0:45:49- is this a freak, or can more be raised?- We should live so long(!)
0:45:49 > 0:45:55- I don't think there will be any more, Miss...- ..Feuchtwanger. Mrs Hortense Feuchtwanger.
0:45:55 > 0:46:01- This'll be the only one, Mrs Fishswinger.- Feuchtwanger. - Feuchtwanger?
0:46:01 > 0:46:03It's probably indigestible anyway.
0:46:05 > 0:46:11At any rate, I have the honour to tell you, Seymour Kreilboind,
0:46:11 > 0:46:17that you have been selected to receive the annual trophy of the Society of Silent Flower Observers
0:46:17 > 0:46:22- of Southern California.- A trophy?! - Such is justice(!)
0:46:22 > 0:46:30- When will those large buds open? - According to what the book says about the plants I crossed,
0:46:30 > 0:46:37- the day after tomorrow, at sunset. - Ah! Very well. I shall return at that time to present the trophy.
0:46:37 > 0:46:39Good day.
0:46:43 > 0:46:45Remarkable!
0:46:49 > 0:46:55- Oh, boy, I'll get a trophy! - Oh, Seymour, I'm so proud of you!
0:46:55 > 0:46:58GIRLS: A real trophy! For Audrey Jnr!
0:46:58 > 0:47:01Oh, boy!
0:47:03 > 0:47:08Don't look at me! I'm a terrible sight! I'm a complete sea hag.
0:47:08 > 0:47:10- She always says that.- It's true.
0:47:10 > 0:47:15- I haven't felt very well lately. - This is my ma, Winifred Kreilboind.
0:47:15 > 0:47:19- Ma, this is Audrey Fulquard. She's my girl!- Hi. Are you hungry?
0:47:19 > 0:47:26- Sure am! I could eat a hearse! - Sit right down, and I'll go get the first course.
0:47:28 > 0:47:34- Sit here, Audrey. Want me to take your sweater?- Oh... Yeah...
0:47:41 > 0:47:44Never mind that. Try this!
0:47:50 > 0:47:53It tastes like cough syrup!
0:47:53 > 0:47:55Dr Phlegm's cough syrup!
0:47:55 > 0:48:00- A toast?- To Audrey Jnr! - No, to Audrey Snr!
0:48:24 > 0:48:26You glutton, you!
0:48:26 > 0:48:31Tonight, I keep an eye on you. I don't let nobody get near you!
0:48:41 > 0:48:47Got soup. Don't touch it till I get a little flavouring.
0:48:47 > 0:48:51Gee, Audrey, you sure look good by candlelight.
0:48:51 > 0:48:53- Do I really, Seymour?- Yeah!
0:48:53 > 0:48:55There you are.
0:48:57 > 0:48:59Now try it.
0:48:59 > 0:49:03- Sure smells different! - It IS different.
0:49:03 > 0:49:08- Some kind of oil, isn't it?- Cod liver oil! Wonderful for the colon!
0:49:08 > 0:49:12And that's sulphur powder on the top.
0:49:16 > 0:49:18FEED ME!
0:49:23 > 0:49:25FEED ME-E-E!
0:49:27 > 0:49:30I'm HUNGRY!
0:49:38 > 0:49:41- Open, it is!- FEED ME!
0:49:44 > 0:49:46I didn't hear it!
0:49:46 > 0:49:48- FEED ME!- I heard it!
0:49:48 > 0:49:52I WANT FOOD!
0:49:52 > 0:49:56- A talking plant, we got. - I'm HUNGRY!
0:49:56 > 0:49:59No... Hungry?!
0:49:59 > 0:50:02And other fine kettle of fish!
0:50:02 > 0:50:06- Who would you like to have tonight? - You look fat enough!
0:50:08 > 0:50:13Not only a talking plant, but one that makes with smart cracks!
0:50:13 > 0:50:20You listen to me, you botanical bum! Food you won't get! Not from Gravis Mushnick!
0:50:20 > 0:50:23- I'm STARVED!- Excellent!
0:50:23 > 0:50:26You would unpopulate Skid Row!
0:50:26 > 0:50:33Well, you can forget about it. You wouldn't get fed from Gravis Mushnick tonight!
0:50:33 > 0:50:35Goodnight.
0:50:35 > 0:50:37You'll get yours.
0:50:43 > 0:50:48- I kinda like this chow mein! - If it tastes a little bitter,
0:50:48 > 0:50:54it's because it's made of Chinese herbs and flavoured with Epsom salts.
0:50:54 > 0:50:59- Ain't another cook like my ma! - That's what your old man said!
0:50:59 > 0:51:06- If you're gonna be married, you gotta be a good cook.- You can teach me!- Thinkin' of gettin' married?
0:51:06 > 0:51:10- Well, he hasn't asked me yet! - Who?- Seymour!
0:51:10 > 0:51:18He's too young! A boy's got to go and play around a bit! Go out on the make, and have a ball!
0:51:18 > 0:51:23- Ma, I don't wanna have a ball. I wanna be with Audrey.- No, Seymour!
0:51:23 > 0:51:29- You promised you wouldn't marry until you bought me an iron lung! - You've been breathing for years!
0:51:29 > 0:51:32It ain't easy! It ain't easy, son!
0:51:36 > 0:51:39DOOR RATTLES
0:51:53 > 0:51:56There's nobody here!
0:51:56 > 0:52:01Black cats, Friday 13th, stupid superstitions!
0:52:04 > 0:52:09- All right, you! Come out of there! - Don't shoot, Mister!
0:52:09 > 0:52:12I'm old and sick! I wouldn't hurt a fly.
0:52:12 > 0:52:15Come out where I can see you.
0:52:15 > 0:52:18- Come on!- Please don't shoot.
0:52:18 > 0:52:25- Please. I'm only Gravis Mushnick. Don't kill me. Where would you hide the body?- I won't shoot you!
0:52:25 > 0:52:32- Not unless you try something.- Try something? I never tried anything in my life! Want money? Take it!
0:52:32 > 0:52:37- Want me to steal you some more? I'll do it!- Thank you very much!
0:52:37 > 0:52:40I like your brand of hospitality.
0:52:40 > 0:52:44- Excuse it isn't more. I'm only a poor florist.- Yeah, yeah.
0:52:44 > 0:52:47You got about 30 bucks here!
0:52:47 > 0:52:50Come on, where's the rest of it?
0:52:50 > 0:52:56- I was here today. I saw about 30,000 people in here. Where's the money? - They came to see the plant!
0:52:56 > 0:53:03- Audrey Jnr!- The plant? 30,000 squares didn't just come in here to look at a plant! I want it!
0:53:03 > 0:53:08- I don't got no more money! Please! - OK, let's try this.
0:53:08 > 0:53:11One, two, three,
0:53:11 > 0:53:16- four...- I ain't got no more money! - All right. Other way round. Five,
0:53:16 > 0:53:19four, three, two...
0:53:19 > 0:53:22- All right! All right!- OK, where?
0:53:23 > 0:53:25In the plant.
0:53:25 > 0:53:30- In the plant? - The big plant, Audrey Jnr.
0:53:33 > 0:53:36- Inside the big leaf.- That's right.
0:53:37 > 0:53:40How do you get it open?
0:53:40 > 0:53:43Just knock.
0:53:57 > 0:54:00In there? In there?
0:54:01 > 0:54:06- Inside. In the bottom. - I don't see anything.
0:54:06 > 0:54:09Way inside.
0:54:09 > 0:54:11Right at the bottom.
0:54:22 > 0:54:25ARGH!
0:54:28 > 0:54:32- Oi, what I did! - BELCH
0:54:35 > 0:54:42I don't care you got a date with Audrey tonight! I am no more sitting up with that no-good plant!
0:54:43 > 0:54:50- But Mr Mushnick, you don't have to! It's all grown-up now!- How do you know it don't be hungry no more?
0:54:50 > 0:54:56- Because...- Tonight, YOU stay! Then tomorrow, they give you a trophy,
0:54:56 > 0:55:01- and after that, we are getting rid of that plant!- Why?!
0:55:01 > 0:55:06Don't ask why, why! The end! Into the garbage can! ALOHA!
0:55:06 > 0:55:09..Yes, Mrs Shiva?
0:55:09 > 0:55:11Oh, Seymour! Your wonderful plant!
0:55:11 > 0:55:17- Oh, that's all right. I'll grow other plants even more wonderful. - I know you will!
0:55:17 > 0:55:24- Do you know what we'll do tonight? - Going to a place full of beautiful flowers.- We have to stay here!
0:55:24 > 0:55:27- Yeah.- Well, never mind.
0:55:27 > 0:55:31- We'll have a picnic. It'll be like going to the country!- Oh, boy!
0:55:31 > 0:55:33Pink azaleas, for the arbour,
0:55:33 > 0:55:39yellow ones, for the border. And the roses...
0:55:40 > 0:55:47- You're going to a picnic at night with that Fulquard girl?- Don't you like her?- She's after your money.
0:55:47 > 0:55:55- I don't HAVE any money!- She's a smart one! She'll latch onto ya till ya get some, then goodbye, fortune!
0:55:55 > 0:56:00- But Audrey's honest, Ma.- Never trust a woman who's too healthy!
0:56:00 > 0:56:05- But Audrey had a bad cold a few weeks ago.- A cold? A puny cold!
0:56:05 > 0:56:09Get a real female with something like
0:56:09 > 0:56:12pneumonoconiosis, or gall stones?
0:56:12 > 0:56:16- Maybe she could catch something! - The only thing she'll catch is you!
0:56:16 > 0:56:23And she'll take you to some shady sanatorium, and leave me to chiropractors and faith healers!
0:56:23 > 0:56:25I know when I'm not wanted!
0:56:25 > 0:56:28Aww, gee, Ma!
0:56:28 > 0:56:35Don't feel sorry for me! I'll just find a nice, wet alley somewhere, and curl up and wait for the end.
0:56:35 > 0:56:40Please don't die till I get back, Ma! I'll always take care of ya!
0:56:40 > 0:56:42- I promise!- Well...- Bye!
0:56:48 > 0:56:56- Gee, Audrey, I've never tasted food like this before.- Peanut butter and jelly sandwich!- What does it cure?
0:56:56 > 0:56:58Nothing. It's just a food!
0:56:58 > 0:57:04- What good is it if it doesn't clear up pimples or shrink your sinus tissues?- You're just being silly!
0:57:04 > 0:57:10- Seymour, what do you want to be? - Well, I want to grow things.
0:57:10 > 0:57:13I'd go to the South Seas,
0:57:13 > 0:57:20- where they grow the most fabulous plants in the world.- That sounds exciting!- Yeah.- I'd like that too!
0:57:20 > 0:57:25- There's no reason why you couldn't go.- Would you take me with you?
0:57:25 > 0:57:28- I couldn't go without you!- Why not?
0:57:28 > 0:57:35- Because I'm in love with you, Audrey.- Oh, I'm in love with you too, Seymour!
0:57:35 > 0:57:38FEED ME!
0:57:38 > 0:57:41- What did you say?- I was kidding!
0:57:41 > 0:57:43I'm HUNGRY!
0:57:43 > 0:57:50- Seymour!- I didn't mean it! - Why did you say it?- Oh, FOOD!
0:57:50 > 0:57:55- You didn't even say that!- Yes, I did.- I'm looking right at you!
0:57:55 > 0:58:01- Well, I'm a ventriloquist. - You're what?- A ventrilo...- FEED ME!
0:58:01 > 0:58:08- Seymour, do you feel all right? - I don't know. I'm not sure.- Then stop all this nonsense and kiss me!
0:58:08 > 0:58:11I'm DYING FROM HUNGER!
0:58:11 > 0:58:18- If you're so hungry, eat something, but forget about me!- Sorry... - GIVE ME TO EAT!
0:58:18 > 0:58:23- If you can't control yourself, I'm going home.- I NEED SOME CHOW!
0:58:25 > 0:58:27Oh, MY EMPTY STOMACH!
0:58:27 > 0:58:34- Audrey, please wait! Listen to me! - I've listened to all the nonsense I wanna hear, Seymour!
0:58:34 > 0:58:40- You're a nut! You tell me you love me, then you act like a complete idiot.- Please listen.
0:58:40 > 0:58:45- I'll be able to explain everything soon.- Why can't you explain now?
0:58:45 > 0:58:51Because many things are important! I wanna marry you! But I gotta take care of Mom.
0:58:51 > 0:58:57That plant in there will make it come true. Tomorrow they'll give me a trophy and I'll be famous!
0:58:57 > 0:59:05- I'll be a big botanist, and we'll go to the South Seas!- It's nothing to do with what went on in there!
0:59:05 > 0:59:12When you're ready to come to your senses, Seymour, I'll talk to you. Goodnight, Seymour.
0:59:22 > 0:59:25I'm getting pretty tired of you!
0:59:25 > 0:59:29- I NEED FOOD!- I don't care. Look what ya done to me!
0:59:29 > 0:59:35- You not only made a butcher outta me, you drove my girl away! - SHUT UP, and bring on the FOOD!
0:59:35 > 0:59:42Don't tell me to shut up! YOU shut up! Who raised you from seeds? Who fed ya those fertilisers,
0:59:42 > 0:59:48and sat up with you when you were sick? You think anyone would have brought you human beings to eat?
0:59:48 > 0:59:55Darn right, they wouldn't! I helped you, and you've helped me. Now shut your trap and sleep. I'm tired.
0:59:55 > 0:59:59KREILBOIND! TURN AROUND!
1:00:01 > 1:00:03Close your eyes.
1:00:03 > 1:00:06You are asleep.
1:00:07 > 1:00:09Open your eyes.
1:00:09 > 1:00:12Now you will do as I say.
1:00:12 > 1:00:15- Do you follow me?- Yes, master.
1:00:15 > 1:00:21- You will go out and find me some fo-o-od.- Yes, master.
1:00:21 > 1:00:24Now, be gone! And waste no time.
1:00:44 > 1:00:48HORN BEEPS Idiot!
1:01:26 > 1:01:29My name is Leonora Clyde.
1:01:29 > 1:01:31How's the rain on the rhubarb?
1:01:31 > 1:01:34Master is hungry.
1:01:44 > 1:01:46Well, hello there.
1:02:15 > 1:02:18I got to find food for master.
1:02:18 > 1:02:21Food I got to find for master.
1:02:21 > 1:02:24For master I got to find food.
1:02:25 > 1:02:28Maybe I can help.
1:02:28 > 1:02:31- Who are you?- My name is Leonora Clyde. I love you.
1:02:32 > 1:02:35Master wants food.
1:02:35 > 1:02:39Let the old goat wait. The night is young. So are we.
1:02:39 > 1:02:42Master doesn't eat goat.
1:02:45 > 1:02:49Well, what kind of food does he like?
1:02:51 > 1:02:53Oh!
1:02:53 > 1:02:56That's more like it. Kiss me.
1:02:59 > 1:03:03- What's the matter? Don't you like me?- Too bony.
1:03:03 > 1:03:08- Too bony? Nobody ever told me that before.- Beef is better than veal.
1:03:08 > 1:03:11Ah! You're such a dodo.
1:03:11 > 1:03:14What do you call this? Chopped liver?
1:03:14 > 1:03:18Mmm. SHE LAUGHS
1:03:18 > 1:03:20Master would like more fat.
1:03:20 > 1:03:23Speak for yourself, John.
1:03:23 > 1:03:25My name is Seymour.
1:03:25 > 1:03:29- My name is Seymour. - That's my name, too.
1:03:29 > 1:03:33Oh! Are you interested or are you just wasting my time?
1:03:33 > 1:03:38- I never thought anybody would volunteer. Do you volunteer? - Sure I do.
1:03:38 > 1:03:43- All right. If you're sure you want to volunteer.- All right.
1:03:43 > 1:03:45- My place or yours?- I don't care.
1:03:45 > 1:03:47Well, flip a coin.
1:03:47 > 1:03:51- I don't have a coin. - Flip anything, silly.
1:03:51 > 1:03:53Well, there's a rock.
1:03:56 > 1:03:58- Wet or dry?- Wet.
1:04:16 > 1:04:20The search was narrowing and we knew that soon we'd have the killer.
1:04:20 > 1:04:24Not that we had any more clues, but we had to tell the chief something.
1:04:24 > 1:04:30I had a feeling in my bones that the mystery was drawing to its climax. And I was determined to be on hand.
1:04:30 > 1:04:33Out, out, out! Nobody is in.
1:04:33 > 1:04:40Today we have a special occasion for Seymour Kreilboind. I want everybody to stay out of the way.
1:04:40 > 1:04:43We want Seymour! We want Seymour!
1:04:43 > 1:04:46We want Seymour! ..Seymour!
1:04:46 > 1:04:48THEY SCREAM
1:04:48 > 1:04:54I tell you, this business is worse than being a conductor in a revoluting door!
1:04:54 > 1:04:58- I'll be glad when this day is finished.- But the celebration!
1:04:58 > 1:05:03- They're presenting my son with a trophy.- Did he run away from home?
1:05:03 > 1:05:10- Please don't look at me that way, Audrey. I want to talk to you. - I'm sorry. I don't understand you.
1:05:10 > 1:05:16- I'll explain after the ceremony. - Police? What are you doing here? - Heard there was something going on.
1:05:16 > 1:05:19- Thought we'd keep an eye on things. - We don't need no eyes kept...
1:05:19 > 1:05:25The Society Of Silent Flower Observers has arrived, and sunset is almost upon us.
1:05:25 > 1:05:29Welcome, lady and gentlemen. We are honoured for to have you.
1:05:29 > 1:05:36- Still working on the disappearances. - We think they were murdered.- Look, young man, that's no way to talk.
1:05:36 > 1:05:39Let me see your tongue. Mm-hm.
1:05:39 > 1:05:43- What you got?- Just the facts, ma'am.- Trench mouth.
1:05:43 > 1:05:47- I know. I had it.- Better have that looked into.- Whatever you say, Joe.
1:05:47 > 1:05:52Mr Kreilboind, the sun is going down now and...
1:05:52 > 1:05:55you do think those buds are going to open?
1:05:55 > 1:06:03- I hope so.- Because if they don't, Mr Kreilboind, we shall just have to present the award at another time.
1:06:03 > 1:06:05Oh, it's starting to open!
1:06:09 > 1:06:12Oh, look at this bud!
1:06:18 > 1:06:21- Isn't that...?- The railroad cop. Look at the rest.
1:06:31 > 1:06:33A-a-ah!
1:06:33 > 1:06:37- What do you think, Frank?- They're all there, Joe.- Yes, you're right.
1:06:37 > 1:06:41- Mr Kreilboind, how do you explain this?- I didn't mean it.
1:06:41 > 1:06:45- That's right, officer. He didn't mean to kill them.- Oh!
1:06:45 > 1:06:49- Seymour, you promised you'd explain.- They're getting away, Joe.
1:06:49 > 1:06:51Let's catch him!
1:06:56 > 1:07:00- Oh, now the float will be perfect! - Yeah.
1:10:11 > 1:10:15You wouldn't find him here with the toilets. Let's go back.
1:10:38 > 1:10:41You dirty rat plant. You messed up my whole life!
1:10:41 > 1:10:44Feed me!
1:10:44 > 1:10:46I'll feed you!
1:10:50 > 1:10:53I'll feed you like you've never been fed before.
1:11:15 > 1:11:17Best just to give up, gentlemen.
1:11:17 > 1:11:20You wouldn't find him tonight.
1:11:20 > 1:11:22Look, the door's open, Frank.
1:11:28 > 1:11:30He was such a good boy.
1:11:34 > 1:11:36Seymour!
1:11:36 > 1:11:38I didn't mean it!