0:00:20 > 0:00:23MUSIC: "New Day's Dawning" by Saturn Missiles
0:00:28 > 0:00:30For Syd.
0:00:36 > 0:00:38Syd!
0:00:43 > 0:00:45Yo, sign Syd's card!
0:00:49 > 0:00:51It's for Syd.
0:01:00 > 0:01:02Hey, Syd!
0:01:02 > 0:01:05Got a little something for you.
0:01:07 > 0:01:09What's this?
0:01:11 > 0:01:13Just a little something.
0:01:17 > 0:01:18Aw...!
0:01:20 > 0:01:23- Guys... - From all of us.
0:01:23 > 0:01:26Is it a Stanley 22oz anti-vibe framing hammer?
0:01:26 > 0:01:27No.
0:01:27 > 0:01:32Better than that. It's actually something you could use at college.
0:01:32 > 0:01:33Come on.
0:01:35 > 0:01:36SHE GASPS
0:01:37 > 0:01:40I love it. Thanks, you guys.
0:01:40 > 0:01:42Just don't spend ALL your time on it.
0:01:42 > 0:01:44I know you've the scholarship to keep up with,
0:01:44 > 0:01:49- but promise us all you'll raise hell sometimes!- ALL: Yeah!
0:01:49 > 0:01:53- Don't worry, Dad. I'll smile for my mug shot.- Hm.
0:01:53 > 0:01:55I'm gonna miss everybody.
0:01:55 > 0:01:58Stu? Be careful with the nail gun.
0:02:03 > 0:02:05Big Ron...!
0:02:06 > 0:02:09Hold me, please.
0:02:09 > 0:02:11Oh, all right!
0:02:11 > 0:02:13- Good hug! - Back to work.
0:02:14 > 0:02:17OK...you're crushing me. Ow. My collarbone.
0:02:18 > 0:02:22- SYDNEY:- Know how people joke about being raised by wolves?
0:02:22 > 0:02:24Well, I was raised by construction workers.
0:02:24 > 0:02:25What have you got?
0:02:25 > 0:02:27Peanut butter. It's so good.
0:02:27 > 0:02:30- MAN WOLF WHISTLES MAN:- Hey, mamacita!
0:02:31 > 0:02:33WOLF WHISTLES
0:02:35 > 0:02:36WOLF WHISTLES
0:02:39 > 0:02:40Yeah!
0:02:42 > 0:02:45'I was only nine when my mom died,
0:02:45 > 0:02:48which means my formative years were left up to my dad.'
0:02:48 > 0:02:53'Being a plumber did give him a certain unique perspective.'
0:02:53 > 0:02:56Now, these up here are your, um...
0:02:56 > 0:02:58your fallipian...
0:02:58 > 0:03:00That's not right. Uh...
0:03:00 > 0:03:03Fallopian. These are your...
0:03:05 > 0:03:08Let's just call them your lady-tubes. All right?
0:03:08 > 0:03:10Every month, you...
0:03:12 > 0:03:14..lay an egg.
0:03:15 > 0:03:17Like a chicken.
0:03:17 > 0:03:19'My dad always did his best.'
0:03:19 > 0:03:21Understand?
0:03:21 > 0:03:24'But sometimes, a girl just needs her mom.'
0:03:43 > 0:03:47Sydney! Time to get a move on, sweetheart!
0:03:54 > 0:03:56Wow.
0:03:56 > 0:03:59If your mom was here, she'd know exactly what to say.
0:03:59 > 0:04:03She'd be so excited you're going to her school, gonna join her sorority.
0:04:03 > 0:04:08- I'm not in yet, Dad. - Girl, you're gonna fit into that place like a...
0:04:08 > 0:04:11overflow tube in a pressure tank.
0:04:11 > 0:04:14Come on, Dad. We said no mushy stuff.
0:04:14 > 0:04:17Right! No mushy stuff.
0:04:17 > 0:04:19BUS STARTS UP
0:04:19 > 0:04:21Come here.
0:04:27 > 0:04:29I love you, Dad.
0:04:49 > 0:04:50(Mom) "Dear Sydney,
0:04:51 > 0:04:53"I love you so much.
0:04:53 > 0:04:56"I'm so sorry I'm not there to see you off to college.
0:04:56 > 0:05:02"But since I can't be, I've put some of my favorite memories in this box.
0:05:02 > 0:05:04"Live every moment, Sydney.
0:05:04 > 0:05:06"Grab every opportunity.
0:05:06 > 0:05:09"And have fun in everything you do.
0:05:09 > 0:05:14"The friends you meet in college will be your friends for life.
0:05:14 > 0:05:19"Perhaps you'll fill this box with your own memories to pass on to your daughter someday.
0:05:19 > 0:05:22"And know that though I can't be there with you now,
0:05:22 > 0:05:27I'm always right by your side every step of the way."
0:06:04 > 0:06:07Still the fairest of them all.
0:06:49 > 0:06:53- Well, hello there!- Oh, hi! I didn't know anyone was in here.
0:06:53 > 0:06:56Oh, that's OK. People sometimes don't see me. I'm Dinky.
0:06:56 > 0:06:59- Oh, no, you're not...! - No, silly, that's my name.
0:06:59 > 0:07:01Oh, Dinky? That's your real name?
0:07:01 > 0:07:05Of course not! My real name's Demetria Rosemead.
0:07:05 > 0:07:08Dinky, it is. Hi, I'm Sydney White.
0:07:08 > 0:07:12Sydney White? The other Kappa legacy?
0:07:12 > 0:07:16Daughter of Paul White and Deborah Lee, Kappa pledge class 1980?
0:07:16 > 0:07:18Yeah.
0:07:18 > 0:07:21I'm sorry, I feel bad I didn't order your background check.
0:07:21 > 0:07:23I'm the other Kappa legacy!
0:07:23 > 0:07:25Oh, my gosh! This is so exciting!
0:07:25 > 0:07:28I should've known they would've roomed us together for rush.
0:07:28 > 0:07:32Don't get too comfortable. We're gonna move to the Kappa house!
0:07:32 > 0:07:35Ah! We're gonna be sisters! (SQUEALS).
0:07:35 > 0:07:38Yay. We're jumping now.
0:07:38 > 0:07:43I've been waiting to become a Kappa since I can remember. All the women in my family were Kappas.
0:07:43 > 0:07:46Look. My momma gave me her when I was five.
0:07:46 > 0:07:50- She even has a little pledge pin. - She sure does.
0:07:50 > 0:07:52Does she come with a mini Kappa dream house?
0:07:52 > 0:07:56Oh... Oh, I wish!
0:07:56 > 0:07:59Now, what were you thinking about wearing to the first rush party?
0:07:59 > 0:08:01Let me... Let me just show you what I was thinking.
0:08:01 > 0:08:04- OK. - Now, those...
0:08:04 > 0:08:06Those are my top five.
0:08:06 > 0:08:10Wow. I don't even have a top one.
0:08:10 > 0:08:14- I might have a skirt in here somewhere.- Oh, no...!
0:08:14 > 0:08:17Did you have a luggage mishap?
0:08:17 > 0:08:20- No. - Well, what about in that bag?
0:08:20 > 0:08:25Oh. Oh, this bag... Oh, wait until you see this!
0:08:26 > 0:08:28My comic book collection.
0:08:28 > 0:08:31Oh. My.
0:08:31 > 0:08:33Pretty cool, huh?
0:08:33 > 0:08:35Yeah. Uh... You know what?
0:08:35 > 0:08:38Why don't you just wear something of mine to the first rush party?
0:08:38 > 0:08:41Oh, OK. Yeah. That might be best.
0:08:41 > 0:08:44You know, this is gonna be fun.
0:08:44 > 0:08:47I've never really had a lot of girlfriends before.
0:08:48 > 0:08:50Not just girlfriends.
0:08:51 > 0:08:52Sisters!
0:08:52 > 0:08:54DINKY SQUEAL SYDNEY TRIES TO SQUEAL
0:08:54 > 0:08:56BRASS BAND PLAYS
0:09:04 > 0:09:06MUSIC FALLS INTO DISCORD
0:09:29 > 0:09:32I'd like to welcome Tyler Prince,
0:09:32 > 0:09:35president of Beta Omega Rho fraternity.
0:09:37 > 0:09:39Hey, everyone.
0:09:43 > 0:09:48I've asked Tyler to come today to talk about a very special project.
0:09:48 > 0:09:49So, the plan is...
0:09:49 > 0:09:53We have a golden opportunity right on Greek Row.
0:09:54 > 0:09:57- GIRL:- The Vortex? Where all those freaks live?
0:09:57 > 0:09:59THAT'S the golden opportunity?
0:09:59 > 0:10:00No.
0:10:02 > 0:10:04This is.
0:10:04 > 0:10:06THE OTHERS GASP
0:10:06 > 0:10:10The Witchburn-Prince Greek Life Center will soon break ground.
0:10:10 > 0:10:14Tyler's parents and my parents have already donated the funds.
0:10:14 > 0:10:16We just need to deal with the current...tenants.
0:10:16 > 0:10:22I've been assured by the administration that it's a priority for the university for this year.
0:10:22 > 0:10:23SOME CLAPPING
0:10:23 > 0:10:25OK, so text me.
0:10:28 > 0:10:32This is silly. When are you gonna stop all this and come back to me?
0:10:32 > 0:10:35- You dumped me.- It was middle school, what did I know?
0:10:35 > 0:10:37I thought I was gonna marry a Backstreet Boy.
0:10:37 > 0:10:39You still could.
0:10:39 > 0:10:44- I gotta go pick up the keg. - Yeah, well, I gotta go, too.
0:10:48 > 0:10:51- I wish we had the same size feet. - Oh, it's OK.
0:10:51 > 0:10:55Isn't the whole point of this sisterhood thing that they like you for who you are?
0:10:55 > 0:10:58Um... Sure.
0:11:06 > 0:11:08- MALE:- Ooh, nice!
0:11:08 > 0:11:10Hellooo!
0:11:10 > 0:11:12Welcome to SAU.
0:11:12 > 0:11:14HE SNIGGERS
0:11:14 > 0:11:15Hello...!
0:11:15 > 0:11:16Nice.
0:11:16 > 0:11:19Three's company.
0:11:19 > 0:11:21Whoa!
0:11:21 > 0:11:23Oh, hang on.
0:11:23 > 0:11:27Vortex freak show starring puppet boy.
0:11:27 > 0:11:29Oh, this is an official dork alert, man.
0:11:30 > 0:11:33We got... We got Dork Skywalker.
0:11:33 > 0:11:35- HE CHUCKLES - Oohhh...!
0:11:36 > 0:11:38Target acquired.
0:11:40 > 0:11:42Incoming moose missile!
0:11:46 > 0:11:48Hey. You OK?
0:11:50 > 0:11:53I... I... I... ?
0:11:53 > 0:11:55WHIMPERS
0:12:02 > 0:12:06- You better keep this. - You clearly need the practice!
0:12:06 > 0:12:07(boy) Whoa, dude!
0:12:07 > 0:12:09Come on, Dinks.
0:12:14 > 0:12:17You do realise you just showed up the school's tight-end?
0:12:17 > 0:12:20Hm. Hope he's second string.
0:12:20 > 0:12:22Tyler Prince. Beta president.
0:12:22 > 0:12:24Sydney White. No title.
0:12:28 > 0:12:31Sorry. This is Dinky.
0:12:31 > 0:12:36But we're gonna be late to our first rush party, so if you'll excuse us.
0:12:36 > 0:12:38Oh, um, maybe he could help us find our way.
0:12:38 > 0:12:41We're going to Kappa. Mm-hm.
0:12:41 > 0:12:46All right, ladies. Let me be your Greek guide.
0:12:46 > 0:12:48Each house has a reputation.
0:12:48 > 0:12:50There's the Gamma Phis.
0:12:50 > 0:12:53- They're, uh... perky. - ALL SQUEAL
0:12:53 > 0:12:56Very perky. Lots of cheerleaders.
0:12:57 > 0:12:59And here's Pi Beta Omega.
0:12:59 > 0:13:03Those girls can out-party any fraternity on campus.
0:13:04 > 0:13:07What was the first house? The one with the Junior Tiger Guide?
0:13:07 > 0:13:10- Uh, that would be the Vortex. - A weird name for a fraternity.
0:13:10 > 0:13:11It's not a fraternity.
0:13:11 > 0:13:13It started off as overflow student housing.
0:13:13 > 0:13:16Now it's just kinda there.
0:13:18 > 0:13:21Here's our stop. Kappa Phi Nu.
0:13:29 > 0:13:32- Well, thank you for the tour, Tyler. - Yeah, th...
0:13:32 > 0:13:34Sydney, you know what? I'm gonna meet you inside.
0:13:34 > 0:13:37(Why?)
0:13:37 > 0:13:39DINKY GIGGLES
0:13:42 > 0:13:44The illegally blondes. You? Really?
0:13:44 > 0:13:47Yeah. I... Is it the shoes?
0:13:47 > 0:13:49- CHUCKLING:- No! I love the shoes.
0:13:49 > 0:13:53The Kappas are just a little...intense.
0:13:52 > 0:13:55Oh, well, it was actually my mother's house.
0:13:55 > 0:13:58Ah. Legacy. Is she all over you about rushing?
0:13:58 > 0:14:01No. She...died nine years ago.
0:14:02 > 0:14:05- I'm sorry.- It's OK.
0:14:07 > 0:14:08Kappas could use a girl like you.
0:14:08 > 0:14:11I should know, they're our sister sorority.
0:14:11 > 0:14:14So we'll be like brother and sister!
0:14:15 > 0:14:19Not in, you know, the related, familial way,
0:14:19 > 0:14:21but, you know, more in the fraternal, sororal...
0:14:21 > 0:14:23Sororital? Is that a word?
0:14:23 > 0:14:26Sorry. I tend to overtalk when I'm nervous.
0:14:26 > 0:14:29It's a disease, one without a cure. So stop me any time. Please.
0:14:29 > 0:14:32- You're nervous? - Oh. No!
0:14:32 > 0:14:34No, it's not you. Tyler, was it?
0:14:34 > 0:14:37No, it's because of the whole rush, you know?
0:14:36 > 0:14:40The very term is an amper-upper. It amps up the old nerves.
0:14:40 > 0:14:42I have to go.
0:14:46 > 0:14:49EXCITED CHATTER
0:14:49 > 0:14:52OK, ladies. Listen up.
0:14:52 > 0:14:55The doors are about to open. Our objective is?
0:14:55 > 0:14:57ALL: Target cute pledges.
0:14:57 > 0:14:59Exactly. And what do we want to avoid?
0:14:59 > 0:15:01ALL: Fat losers.
0:15:01 > 0:15:04Now, now. We all remember the code.
0:15:04 > 0:15:08When I ask you to show a girl to the "koi pond," ditch her.
0:15:08 > 0:15:10We also have two legacies coming today -
0:15:10 > 0:15:12Dinky Hodgekiss and Sydney White.
0:15:12 > 0:15:15When you meet them, find me immediately.
0:15:15 > 0:15:17OK, girls. Are we ready?
0:15:19 > 0:15:22ALL CHANT: Here comes a Kappa, queen of the Row.
0:15:21 > 0:15:25She's hot, she's cool, she ain't no ho.
0:15:25 > 0:15:28She's got style, she's got class,
0:15:28 > 0:15:31and from behind a kickin'...
0:15:31 > 0:15:33Kappa! Kappa! Kappa!
0:15:33 > 0:15:37Kappa! Kappa! Kappa! Kappa!
0:15:37 > 0:15:39Excuse me, Amy. Don't you remember?
0:15:39 > 0:15:44You've been reassigned. Kitchen duty. Go on.
0:15:47 > 0:15:52That's what happens when you gain 27lb of break-up weight over summer.
0:15:52 > 0:15:55ALL: Kappa! Kappa! Kappa! Kappa!
0:15:56 > 0:15:59DINKY JOINS IN: Kappa! Kappa! Kappa!
0:15:59 > 0:16:01Hey.
0:16:01 > 0:16:04Kappa! Kappa! Kappa!
0:16:04 > 0:16:06CHANTING CONTINUES
0:16:11 > 0:16:12Hey!
0:16:12 > 0:16:15We've been dating for two years. I love him so much!
0:16:15 > 0:16:17And next week, he's gonna pin me.
0:16:17 > 0:16:20Pin you to what?
0:16:50 > 0:16:52- GIRL: Hi, there. - Oh, hi.
0:16:54 > 0:16:56I'm Katy and this is Christy.
0:16:56 > 0:16:57I'm Sydney White.
0:16:57 > 0:17:02You're one of our legacies. Rachel's gonna be so excited!
0:17:04 > 0:17:07Rachel, we'd like you to meet someone.
0:17:07 > 0:17:08Oh...
0:17:08 > 0:17:10Hi.
0:17:10 > 0:17:13Girls, why don't you show this one the koi pond?
0:17:12 > 0:17:14Ooh! I love koi ponds.
0:17:14 > 0:17:15Great. Off you go.
0:17:15 > 0:17:19This...is Sydney White.
0:17:19 > 0:17:22(Three words - Leg-a-cy?)
0:17:23 > 0:17:25Sydney, so pleased to meet you.
0:17:25 > 0:17:29I'm so excited. My mom had a great experience here.
0:17:28 > 0:17:32Katy, have you offered our guest a drink from the refreshment table?
0:17:32 > 0:17:35- I'm actually not that thirst... - No, no. Katy.
0:17:35 > 0:17:37The refreshment table?
0:17:42 > 0:17:45We have a situation. That girl is not Kappa material.
0:17:45 > 0:17:48Really? I don't see anything wrong with her.
0:17:48 > 0:17:51Christy, you know you're not as perceptive as I am.
0:17:51 > 0:17:53She wouldn't know her Gucci from her Pucci.
0:17:53 > 0:17:57AND I saw her throwing herself all over Tyler before she came in the house.
0:17:57 > 0:17:59It was embarrassing.
0:17:59 > 0:18:03Trust me, we do not want a Kappa who behaves that way.
0:18:06 > 0:18:07See what I mean?
0:18:07 > 0:18:11But we have to give her a bid. She's a legacy.
0:18:12 > 0:18:14Her mom gets her the bid,
0:18:14 > 0:18:17but she has to survive pledging all on her own.
0:18:29 > 0:18:34Omigosh. I saw him outside, and he is definitely the hottest guy on campus.
0:18:34 > 0:18:36Who's the hottest guy on campus?
0:18:36 > 0:18:39Tyler Prince, the Beta president.
0:18:39 > 0:18:41Oh, you know, I know that guy. He was really nice.
0:18:41 > 0:18:43He showed me around Greek Row.
0:18:43 > 0:18:47- Off limits. He's Rachel's boyfriend.- Oh.
0:18:47 > 0:18:49Yeah, they're off now, but they'll soon be on again.
0:18:49 > 0:18:52All part of Rachel's 20-year plan.
0:18:52 > 0:18:54He'll be a top litigator, she'll be a senator.
0:18:54 > 0:18:57- It's so romantic. - Yeah, it does sound romantic.
0:18:57 > 0:19:01There is nothing more romantic than a 20-year plan. Am I right, ladies?
0:19:01 > 0:19:03SYDNEY LAUGHS
0:19:05 > 0:19:08So, Sydney, where does your dad work?
0:19:08 > 0:19:11- Oh, he works mostly on construction sites.- Oh.
0:19:11 > 0:19:16My uncle's made a mint building malls. Your dad's a developer too?
0:19:16 > 0:19:19Yeah. Something like that.
0:19:21 > 0:19:24Night, girls. Get your beauty rest.
0:19:24 > 0:19:27Now that you're Kappa pledges, it's a requirement.
0:19:27 > 0:19:31# Lay you down, dear sweet pledge
0:19:31 > 0:19:35# Lay your head on the pillow
0:19:35 > 0:19:38# May you have lovely dreams
0:19:38 > 0:19:42# Just as lovely as you are
0:19:42 > 0:19:43Shh...!
0:19:55 > 0:19:58- SYDNEY: - Has anyone found the koi pond?
0:20:01 > 0:20:03AIRHORN BLASTS
0:20:08 > 0:20:12It's 12:01! Welcome to hell, skanks!
0:20:12 > 0:20:15Over the next week, we'll be conducting what I like to call
0:20:15 > 0:20:17pledge enlightenment.
0:20:17 > 0:20:22We're not allowed to call it hazing. Not after what happened to Suzie.
0:20:22 > 0:20:27We will find out which of you Prada princesses has what it takes to be a Kappa,
0:20:27 > 0:20:29and which of you don't.
0:20:29 > 0:20:32This is your first pledge task - the date dash.
0:20:32 > 0:20:36You have until 12:15 to find a date and meet me at the State Street Diner.
0:20:36 > 0:20:41No changing clothes, no makeup, no brushing your hair or teeth!
0:20:42 > 0:20:44You have 15 minutes! Let's go!
0:20:45 > 0:20:47Go! Go!
0:20:47 > 0:20:50Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
0:20:52 > 0:20:54(girl) Come on!
0:20:57 > 0:21:01- Dinky! Dinky! What do we do? - Oh, you just grab a guy.
0:21:01 > 0:21:05Excuse me, sugar. Can I borrow you for a date dash?
0:21:05 > 0:21:07- Hurry up, girl! Come on. - OK...
0:21:07 > 0:21:09Come on!
0:21:13 > 0:21:17- Ah-choo! - Hello? Hello?!
0:21:17 > 0:21:19- BOY:- Uh... Oh, uh, sorry.
0:21:19 > 0:21:21I'm sorry. Uh...
0:21:21 > 0:21:24Hi. Uh... I'm sorry I startled you. Can you...? Can you help me?
0:21:24 > 0:21:26- Ah-choo! - OK.
0:21:29 > 0:21:30- Thanks. - Sure.
0:21:30 > 0:21:32- Ah-choo!- Oh.- Sorry. Thanks.
0:21:32 > 0:21:35What are you doing in a...bush?
0:21:35 > 0:21:39I dunno what happened. I was walking home and this crazed pack of girls came toward me.
0:21:39 > 0:21:41So I dove for cover.
0:21:42 > 0:21:45Yeah, vision not impaired. Sense of balance restored.
0:21:45 > 0:21:47Feeling in fingers and toes. No visible...
0:21:47 > 0:21:50Wait! You're a guy, right?
0:21:50 > 0:21:52Yeah...
0:21:52 > 0:21:56- What are you doing now?- I'm waiting for an antihistamine to take effect.
0:21:56 > 0:22:00- I need you to be my date. - Your date?
0:22:00 > 0:22:02Yeah. Let's go.
0:22:02 > 0:22:06Oh, um, you better watch out, when I get excited, I tend to throw up.
0:22:06 > 0:22:08- Just tell me when to duck. - OK.
0:22:19 > 0:22:27- Let's go!- Oh, um, hey... I...
0:22:31 > 0:22:33What's good? Wonderful.
0:22:33 > 0:22:35You just made it.
0:22:36 > 0:22:39- SYDNEY:- How's the BLT?
0:22:41 > 0:22:43Mm!
0:22:51 > 0:22:53Oh, my God. Look at her with that pie.
0:22:53 > 0:22:56It's a SO-rority, not a HO-rority.
0:22:58 > 0:23:00So, tell me about the Vortex.
0:23:00 > 0:23:02What's it like?
0:23:02 > 0:23:05Uh...
0:23:05 > 0:23:07I guess you'd call it a, uh... haven
0:23:07 > 0:23:10for people who don't have anywhere else to go.
0:23:10 > 0:23:15Some of us didn't get along with our roommates, some of us made others feel uncomfortable.
0:23:15 > 0:23:18Some of us wet the bed.
0:23:18 > 0:23:20Some of us wet the hallway.
0:23:22 > 0:23:25Uh, all of us are outsiders.
0:23:26 > 0:23:28Yeah, I know what that's like.
0:23:28 > 0:23:31Uh, are you serious? You're a Kappa pledge.
0:23:31 > 0:23:33By definition, very much an insider.
0:23:33 > 0:23:36Would all the Kappa pledges join me over here for a moment?
0:23:36 > 0:23:39- I guess I'll be right back. - Yes.
0:23:41 > 0:23:44OK, girls. It's time for your next pledge task.
0:23:44 > 0:23:47The date-dash ditch.
0:23:47 > 0:23:50This year's unsuitable date belongs to...
0:23:51 > 0:23:53Sydney.
0:23:52 > 0:23:55Sorry, you're gonna have to ditch him.
0:23:55 > 0:23:57Ah-choo!
0:23:57 > 0:24:01But my guy's really nice. And I dragged him all the way down here.
0:24:01 > 0:24:04And he has a sinus infection and his athlete's foot is flaring up.
0:24:04 > 0:24:08And he has glaucoma. He thinks. I cannot just ditch him.
0:24:08 > 0:24:10I don't make the rules, Sydney.
0:24:09 > 0:24:15If being a Kappa is important to you, then this is the price you pay.
0:24:24 > 0:24:26- Hey, "date". - Hey.
0:24:26 > 0:24:28I ordered you another cup of coffee.
0:24:28 > 0:24:30Oh.
0:24:30 > 0:24:33I need you to meet me in the girls' bathroom.
0:24:33 > 0:24:35- Another pledge ritual. - Oh.
0:24:37 > 0:24:39Oh. Oh. Yeah.
0:24:39 > 0:24:41Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
0:24:43 > 0:24:46- OK. - I'll meet you there.
0:24:50 > 0:24:52DOOR FOOTSTEPS
0:24:56 > 0:24:57Sydney?
0:24:57 > 0:24:59BOTH SCREAM
0:24:59 > 0:25:01- Pervert! - Ow!
0:25:10 > 0:25:14Looks like you get stuck with the check.
0:25:23 > 0:25:28We live in a country that's considered to be the ultimate model of government.
0:25:28 > 0:25:33By the people, for the people, and of the people.
0:25:33 > 0:25:38But most Americans would be surprised to find how afraid the Founding Fathers were
0:25:38 > 0:25:42of what a direct democracy could do to the country.
0:25:42 > 0:25:46Can anyone tell me why?
0:25:46 > 0:25:48SNORING
0:25:49 > 0:25:53SNORING The young man snoring there, perhaps?
0:25:53 > 0:25:55STUDENTS CHUCKLE
0:25:57 > 0:26:00The Founding Fathers were afraid that direct democracy
0:26:00 > 0:26:03would do to America what it did to Rome.
0:26:03 > 0:26:07Alexander Hamilton even advocated a monarchy.
0:26:07 > 0:26:09Exactly.
0:26:09 > 0:26:12We are trained to think the more power the people have, the better.
0:26:12 > 0:26:18Can any of you tell me some reasons why this isn't necessarily true?
0:26:19 > 0:26:23Ah, Terrence. Still here after eight years.
0:26:24 > 0:26:27What do you say we give someone else a chance to respond this time, huh?
0:26:27 > 0:26:31Um... Ms Witchburn?
0:26:31 > 0:26:34Most Americans don't educate themselves about the issues.
0:26:34 > 0:26:39There are some valid arguments for keeping things a little bit more... elite.
0:26:39 > 0:26:43You could even argue a case for certain types of oligarchy.
0:26:44 > 0:26:46Interesting.
0:26:46 > 0:26:50Let's hear from someone else. How about... you?
0:26:50 > 0:26:53- Ms...? - White.
0:26:53 > 0:26:55Ms White.
0:26:55 > 0:26:57Any thoughts?
0:26:57 > 0:26:59Um...
0:26:59 > 0:27:02I guess I think that's...
0:27:04 > 0:27:06underestimating the masses a bit.
0:27:06 > 0:27:09Not to mention overestimating the elites.
0:27:11 > 0:27:15Apartheid was an oligarchy, and no one wants that again.
0:27:15 > 0:27:17Excellent.
0:27:30 > 0:27:32Alicia, what year was Kappa Phi Nu founded?
0:27:32 > 0:27:351902. Very good.
0:27:43 > 0:27:45Mm!
0:27:45 > 0:27:48- Want some breakfast? - Yeah.
0:27:49 > 0:27:51Help yourself.
0:27:51 > 0:27:53Breakfast is good.
0:27:55 > 0:27:56Ugh!
0:27:56 > 0:27:59It's called moisturiser. Try some.
0:27:59 > 0:28:01Next.
0:28:01 > 0:28:03Ugh. Your pores are enormous.
0:28:03 > 0:28:06They have a thing called whitening toothpaste. Next.
0:28:06 > 0:28:10Dinky. Kappa founder Kitty Cooper's hometown?
0:28:15 > 0:28:17Little Rock!
0:28:17 > 0:28:18DINKY GIGGLES
0:28:18 > 0:28:22Lose the big hair. This isn't Dallas.
0:28:22 > 0:28:24Bye.
0:28:24 > 0:28:27Eyebrows... meet tweezers.
0:28:27 > 0:28:29Tweezers, meet your worst nightmare.
0:28:31 > 0:28:33SOCIABLE CHATTER
0:28:33 > 0:28:35Next. Next. Next.
0:28:36 > 0:28:39OK, future sisters. Get your lazy asses up.
0:28:39 > 0:28:41You're gonna clean the bathroom.
0:28:41 > 0:28:44GROANS
0:28:44 > 0:28:47- At the Beta fraternity house. - LOUDER GROANS
0:28:47 > 0:28:50Sydney, the Kappa Phi Nu colours?
0:28:50 > 0:28:52- Green and white. - Wrong. Emerald and pearl.
0:28:52 > 0:28:54Sorry. I'm still learning how to speak priss.
0:28:54 > 0:29:00ALL GASP
0:29:09 > 0:29:10SCREAMING
0:29:27 > 0:29:30You know what? Don't change a thing.
0:29:30 > 0:29:35You just keep walking around looking just like that.
0:29:47 > 0:29:48- You again. - Oh.
0:29:48 > 0:29:50- Morning. - Hi.
0:29:51 > 0:29:53Sorry you had to do that. Some of the girls look a little traumatised.
0:29:53 > 0:29:58Yeah. It's OK. I, uh... I spend a lot of time in bathrooms.
0:29:59 > 0:30:02No, no. I don't mean like that, I just mean that, um...
0:30:02 > 0:30:05I don't go to the bathroom a lot, l...
0:30:05 > 0:30:09Well, sometimes I do. Kinda depends on what I eat.
0:30:10 > 0:30:14Just to be clear, I spend a normal amount of time in the bathroom.
0:30:14 > 0:30:18- Sydney. It's time to get back to the house.- OK.
0:30:18 > 0:30:20Don't ask(!) We had to take her.
0:30:20 > 0:30:22I think she's cool.
0:30:22 > 0:30:24And cute.
0:30:24 > 0:30:26Just admit they're cooler.
0:30:26 > 0:30:28You don't know what the hell you're talking about.
0:30:28 > 0:30:32There is no way that a pirate is cooler than a ninja.
0:30:32 > 0:30:37Ninja's live like monks. Pirates get booty. End of discussion.
0:30:39 > 0:30:42Hi. I'm returning these and I've a couple of poli-sci's on reserve.
0:30:42 > 0:30:47I'm impressed. I don't get a lot of pledges in here studying.
0:30:47 > 0:30:50Well, they probably don't have scholarships to maintain.
0:30:50 > 0:30:55You and your drunken, whoring pirates represent the lowest common denominator in society!
0:30:55 > 0:30:57CHUCKLES All right.
0:30:57 > 0:31:02I think we can all agree that a pirate-ninja would be the coolest thing EVER.
0:31:02 > 0:31:04Hi.
0:31:04 > 0:31:06Oh, hi.
0:31:06 > 0:31:08Hellohhh...!
0:31:08 > 0:31:12I wanted to apologise for what I did to you in the bathroom.
0:31:12 > 0:31:16- What did she do to you in the bathroom?- What did she do?!
0:31:16 > 0:31:21It was a stupid pledge prank and I'm really, really sorry.
0:31:21 > 0:31:26Hey, it wasn't exactly surprising behaviour for a Kappa.
0:31:26 > 0:31:29Come on. Uh... Let's go.
0:31:29 > 0:31:31Excuse me.
0:31:34 > 0:31:39If it makes you feel any better, they threw baloney at us while we sang Celine Dion songs!
0:31:39 > 0:31:41LAUGHTER
0:31:45 > 0:31:49Girls, it's been a long journey, but you're almost done.
0:31:49 > 0:31:57Tomorrow night is our Presents Dance where you'll be introduced as official Kappa sisters.
0:31:58 > 0:32:03It's tradition for the current sisters to pass down their Presents gowns to the new pledges.
0:32:03 > 0:32:06- After all, we're all size two. - POLITE GIGGLING
0:32:06 > 0:32:09Except you, Amy.
0:32:09 > 0:32:12As president, I will draw the first name.
0:32:12 > 0:32:16This lucky girl is getting one of Milan's finest.
0:32:20 > 0:32:22Sydney White.
0:32:25 > 0:32:27Yay!
0:32:31 > 0:32:33Come, Sydney.
0:32:36 > 0:32:38COUGHS
0:32:38 > 0:32:39COMPUTER BEEPS
0:32:40 > 0:32:42Hey, Christy, why don't you check your standing?
0:32:42 > 0:32:44I'm sure you've cracked the top 20 by now.
0:32:44 > 0:32:47Uh, what's that?
0:32:47 > 0:32:50Just the school's Hot or Not ranking on MySpace.
0:32:50 > 0:32:54- It's just some dumb list. - Huh. That does sound dumb.
0:32:54 > 0:32:59Really dumb. I bet lame people just spend all day voting for themselves.
0:32:59 > 0:33:04No, we don't. We're only allowed to vote once a day. Right, Rachel?
0:33:05 > 0:33:07Hey, Rach, you're still number one.
0:33:07 > 0:33:10Am l? How cute.
0:33:10 > 0:33:13It's been that way for forever. You know how people are.
0:33:13 > 0:33:17They just stick with the status quo. That's why new people never make it on.
0:33:17 > 0:33:20Oh, my God! Sydney's on it - number 213.
0:33:20 > 0:33:22- I am? - Let me see that.
0:33:22 > 0:33:26I thought you said new people never make it on the list.
0:33:26 > 0:33:29Well, like you said, it's just some dumb list.
0:33:29 > 0:33:33But aren't we just so lucky to have you as a pledge?
0:33:33 > 0:33:38And I think you're gonna look just gorgeous in...
0:33:42 > 0:33:46Perfect. Totally you. Practically screams number 213.
0:33:46 > 0:33:49RINGTONE
0:33:50 > 0:33:52Hey, Tyler!
0:33:52 > 0:33:54Oh, you're so bad!
0:33:54 > 0:33:57I have to take this.
0:34:16 > 0:34:19- RACHEL:- Jenny Robinson. - APPLAUSE
0:34:20 > 0:34:22Dinky Hodgekiss.
0:34:24 > 0:34:26Alicia Fairchild.
0:34:28 > 0:34:31Bunchie Hathaway.
0:34:32 > 0:34:35And finally, Sydney White.
0:34:41 > 0:34:45I present to you this fall's Kappa Phi Nu pledge class.
0:34:51 > 0:34:54You look...incredible.
0:34:54 > 0:34:57- Thank you. - Dance?
0:34:57 > 0:35:00SOFT-ROCK MUSIC
0:35:06 > 0:35:08Who are you, Sydney White?
0:35:08 > 0:35:11You throw a football like Matt Leinart,
0:35:11 > 0:35:13fearlessly conquer fraternity bathrooms,
0:35:13 > 0:35:16and clean up nice, to boot.
0:35:16 > 0:35:20Well, I'm more of a Peyton Manning. Leinart's a lefty.
0:35:20 > 0:35:22- Marry me. - SYDNEY LAUGHS
0:35:23 > 0:35:26So, uh, they go all-out for these shindigs, huh?
0:35:26 > 0:35:29It's a weird word - "shindig."
0:35:29 > 0:35:32You eat? Because there are some hors d'oeuvres over there.
0:35:32 > 0:35:36You know, I tried to eat a plastic flower once. Kinda hurt.
0:35:37 > 0:35:39I'm rambling again, aren't l?
0:35:39 > 0:35:41I'm starting to think I make you nervous.
0:35:41 > 0:35:43LAUGHS
0:35:43 > 0:35:45No...!
0:35:51 > 0:35:54Congratulations. You are now a Kappa sister.
0:36:00 > 0:36:03Congratulations. You are now a Kappa sister.
0:36:04 > 0:36:08Congratulations. You are now a Kappa sister.
0:36:07 > 0:36:10Congratulations. You are now a Kappa sister.
0:36:10 > 0:36:13Congratulations. You are now a Kappa sister.
0:36:13 > 0:36:15You are now a Kappa sister. You are now a Kappa sister.
0:36:15 > 0:36:18- ECHOING: - Kappa sister... sister... sister...
0:36:18 > 0:36:21Congratulations. You are now a Kappa sister.
0:36:29 > 0:36:33Ladies and gentlemen, I'm afraid we have a bit of a situation.
0:36:33 > 0:36:38Every so often, it is the unfortunate duty of the president to act as judge and jury.
0:36:38 > 0:36:42Sydney White has exhibited inappropriate Kappa behaviour.
0:36:42 > 0:36:43GASPS AND MURMURS
0:36:43 > 0:36:47- Is this a pledge prank? - It certainly is not.
0:36:47 > 0:36:50You are guilty of the following infractions:
0:36:50 > 0:36:52you brought an unsuitable date to the date dash,
0:36:52 > 0:36:55cheated during a pledge quiz,
0:36:55 > 0:36:59revealed a secret pledge ritual to the entire library,
0:36:59 > 0:37:02and, finally, lied about your background.
0:37:02 > 0:37:06We all know your dad is actually a plumber.
0:37:06 > 0:37:11As Kappa president, according to statute 25A of the sorority charter,
0:37:11 > 0:37:15I hereby dismiss Sydney White from the Kappa pledge class.
0:37:19 > 0:37:23I don't know what your mother got away with when she was here,
0:37:23 > 0:37:26but you will NEVER be a Kappa.
0:37:33 > 0:37:36You know what? Thank you!
0:37:36 > 0:37:41Because if this is what sisterhood's all about, then I don't want any part of it.
0:37:41 > 0:37:43I want that dress back.
0:37:43 > 0:37:46- Take it! - GASPS
0:37:55 > 0:37:58LOUD THUNDERCLAPS
0:38:27 > 0:38:30I will see your Cobra Commander,
0:38:30 > 0:38:33and I will raise you a mint. Unopened.
0:38:33 > 0:38:38Power of the Force, Return of the Jedi, Luke Skywalker in...
0:38:39 > 0:38:41..battle poncho.
0:38:44 > 0:38:46Wow.
0:38:49 > 0:38:51We fold.
0:38:53 > 0:38:54Which is better?
0:38:54 > 0:38:58Three A's or two of the cards with the ladies on them?
0:38:58 > 0:39:00- You dope. - What?
0:39:00 > 0:39:03If you have both, it's a full house.
0:39:02 > 0:39:04How is it you always win at cards,
0:39:04 > 0:39:08but you can't make it from Junior Tiger Guide to Tiger Guide?
0:39:08 > 0:39:11It's one badge, OK? It's one badge.
0:39:11 > 0:39:14Knots are hard.
0:39:14 > 0:39:16Does anyone know another word for "douchebaggery"?
0:39:16 > 0:39:18I don't want to use it a third time.
0:39:18 > 0:39:21Gurkin, no one reads your whiny blog anyway.
0:39:21 > 0:39:27Peoplespunisher.com is not about being read, it's about being written.
0:39:29 > 0:39:31ELECTRIC CRACKLING
0:39:36 > 0:39:39Good morning, Embele.
0:39:39 > 0:39:42SPEAKS AFRICAN LANGUAGE
0:39:45 > 0:39:47Where do you think he goes?
0:39:47 > 0:39:49HEAVY RAINFALL
0:39:51 > 0:39:56Outside, a lady waits. She wears jean pants and looks very sad.
0:39:56 > 0:39:59There's a girl outside? Yesss!
0:39:59 > 0:40:01Am I looking good? Yes.
0:40:05 > 0:40:08Oh! It's the bathroom babe!
0:40:09 > 0:40:13I'm gonna go work the Spanky magic.
0:40:15 > 0:40:17SOBS
0:40:32 > 0:40:34Ahem!
0:40:36 > 0:40:40Sorry. You probably don't want me sitting out here.
0:40:40 > 0:40:42And I understand. Especially you.
0:40:42 > 0:40:46And you were right about the whole Kappa thing.
0:40:46 > 0:40:48I'll go.
0:40:50 > 0:40:54Did they really make you sing Celine Dion?
0:40:54 > 0:40:56Yeah.
0:40:57 > 0:40:59Do you need a place to stay?
0:41:09 > 0:41:12Guys, this is Sydney.
0:41:12 > 0:41:14Uh, she needs a place to stay.
0:41:14 > 0:41:17She gave up her dorm room to pledge Kappa.
0:41:18 > 0:41:20Sydney, these are the guys.
0:41:20 > 0:41:22Gurkin.
0:41:23 > 0:41:25Terrence.
0:41:26 > 0:41:27George.
0:41:29 > 0:41:31Jeremy.
0:41:31 > 0:41:34- Don't forget me. - Oh, of course. Skoozer.
0:41:34 > 0:41:38Jeremy's shy. He had several therapists as a kid.
0:41:38 > 0:41:41One of them recommended a puppet. He never stopped using it.
0:41:41 > 0:41:44- You'll get used to Skoozer. - Yeah, it's OK.
0:41:44 > 0:41:46As long as he doesn't hump my bunny slippers.
0:41:46 > 0:41:47No promises!
0:41:47 > 0:41:48SYDNEY LAUGHS SKOOZER BARKS
0:41:48 > 0:41:51SMALL BANG
0:41:55 > 0:42:01Uh... That's Embelackpo Akimbatunde. We just call him Embele.
0:42:01 > 0:42:04He's from Nigeria and hasn't adjusted to the time change.
0:42:04 > 0:42:07His days and nights are actually reversed.
0:42:07 > 0:42:10Jet lag, huh? When did he get here?
0:42:09 > 0:42:12Three years ago.
0:42:13 > 0:42:14Thank you.
0:42:14 > 0:42:18Of course! I have to invert the ratio.
0:42:20 > 0:42:22Come on, Bilbo.
0:42:24 > 0:42:28- And what exactly is he doing? - We have no idea.
0:42:29 > 0:42:31Welcome to the Vortex.
0:42:44 > 0:42:46COUGHS
0:42:59 > 0:43:01- Sydney? - Oh, hi. Come in.
0:43:01 > 0:43:04Hi. Uh...
0:43:04 > 0:43:09I'm sorry. I know it can be a little spooky up here at night, so I brought you this.
0:43:09 > 0:43:15That night light has gotten me through some pretty tough times.
0:43:15 > 0:43:18Oh. Thanks, that's really sweet.
0:43:19 > 0:43:22- Hey, is that Dark Fury number four? - Yeah.
0:43:22 > 0:43:25- The one with the first appearance - (BOTH) ..of The Emerald Mask.
0:43:25 > 0:43:29- GEEKY LAUGH - You may be more Vortex than Kappa after all.
0:43:29 > 0:43:33So, uh, are you all set? Do you need anything?
0:43:33 > 0:43:37A hypoallergenic pillow? Humidifier? Dehumidifier? Ionizer?
0:43:37 > 0:43:41- Nope. I think I'm all good on the medical-supply front.- You sure?
0:43:41 > 0:43:46There's a lot of dust. I've actually got loads of allergy medicine.
0:43:46 > 0:43:48You? Allergies? I never would've guessed.
0:43:48 > 0:43:51Just the usual - dairy, wheat, peanuts,
0:43:51 > 0:43:53bee stings, cats, Wow, that's a lotta...
0:43:53 > 0:43:55..shellfish, pollen, wood...
0:43:57 > 0:43:58A few others.
0:43:58 > 0:44:01But it's getting late. You're probably tired.
0:44:01 > 0:44:07- Well, yeah. Public humiliation can be pretty tiring.- Yeah, I know.
0:44:07 > 0:44:11Oh, um, I don't know if you need any sort of special...
0:44:11 > 0:44:13lady products, or...
0:44:13 > 0:44:16No, no. I'm good. Thanks, though.
0:44:16 > 0:44:19Thanks for everything, Lenny.
0:44:19 > 0:44:21Heeey...! SPANKY GUFFAWS
0:44:21 > 0:44:25I dunno if you, uh, need to do anything...
0:44:25 > 0:44:26Spanky, go.
0:44:28 > 0:44:31Sorry about that. Um... Lemme know if he bothers you.
0:44:31 > 0:44:37Spanky's kind of... Well, he LIKES girls, but he doesn't KNOW many.
0:44:37 > 0:44:40But he keeps himself happy.
0:44:40 > 0:44:43You may find this hard to believe, but, um, most of the guys here
0:44:43 > 0:44:45don't have a lot of experience with girls.
0:44:45 > 0:44:49MUSIC: "Also Sprach Zarathustra" by Richard Strauss
0:44:52 > 0:44:58Dudes... that thing has touched boobs.
0:44:59 > 0:45:02Of course! The sturdy, breathable fabric
0:45:02 > 0:45:07- is designed to maintain mammary elasticity.- Shut up, Terrence!
0:45:07 > 0:45:10You're RUINING the moment for me!
0:45:14 > 0:45:17CALLING TONE
0:45:20 > 0:45:25- "Hello." - Oh, hey, Dad. Did I wake you?
0:45:25 > 0:45:29What? Are you kidding? How was the big dance?
0:45:30 > 0:45:33That's actually why I was calling.
0:45:33 > 0:45:37"Well, come on. I've been waiting up to hear. Tell me all about it."
0:45:37 > 0:45:41It was great. Yeah, it's all very exciting.
0:45:41 > 0:45:46Sydney, I'm sure your mom's right there taking it all in with you.
0:45:46 > 0:45:48I know.
0:45:48 > 0:45:51That's what I keep thinking.
0:45:52 > 0:45:55- "Good night, sweetie." - Night, Dad.
0:46:09 > 0:46:11Oh!
0:46:12 > 0:46:16Um... this place is a deathtrap.
0:46:16 > 0:46:18How about some repairs?
0:46:18 > 0:46:20Sydney, don't start.
0:46:20 > 0:46:22You know why we can't get any damn repairs?
0:46:22 > 0:46:27I'll tell you why. Campus-wide, systematic, Greek oppression.
0:46:27 > 0:46:32Read peoplespunisher.com if you wanna know more. I did a series on it.
0:46:32 > 0:46:35I don't know what needing repairs has to do with the Greek system.
0:46:35 > 0:46:38- It isn't even Greek. - Precisely! That's the problem.
0:46:38 > 0:46:40Rachel Witchburn and the Greeks run the student council.
0:46:40 > 0:46:45The student council dictates all budget appropriations.
0:46:45 > 0:46:49Over the past 14 semesters, 87.3% of all campus-event funding
0:46:49 > 0:46:52has been devoted to the Greek system.
0:46:53 > 0:46:56Are you kidding me?
0:46:56 > 0:46:58I don't kid.
0:46:58 > 0:47:02- GURGLING - Ooh. Won't be long now.
0:47:02 > 0:47:08Why is everyone on this campus willing to let Rachel Witchburn run their lives?
0:47:08 > 0:47:11Cos she... she's kind of...
0:47:11 > 0:47:13scary.
0:47:17 > 0:47:20Hey, Rachel!
0:47:20 > 0:47:27Check it out. The diet's working. I lost 5 pounds.
0:47:27 > 0:47:29I think your ass found it.
0:47:29 > 0:47:31- TYLER:- Hey!
0:47:31 > 0:47:32Hey!
0:47:32 > 0:47:33Sydney.
0:47:35 > 0:47:37Sydney.
0:47:38 > 0:47:40Hi. Listen, about last night...
0:47:40 > 0:47:44Last night? Hm, wait, lemme think... Oh, yeah!
0:47:44 > 0:47:46When your girlfriend humiliated me.
0:47:46 > 0:47:49- Good times.- Trust me - Rachel's not my girlfriend.
0:47:49 > 0:47:51And not everyone in Greek Row is like her.
0:47:51 > 0:47:54- Give me a chance to prove that to you.- GIRL:- Run for student council!
0:47:54 > 0:48:00I'm actually kinda busy... juggling seven guys at the moment, so...
0:48:00 > 0:48:03- Whoah...! - I gotta go.
0:48:04 > 0:48:07- Hey, can I have a sign-up sheet? - Yeah.
0:48:07 > 0:48:09Actually, can I have seven?
0:48:18 > 0:48:19Don't worry, ladies.
0:48:19 > 0:48:22We won't have to deal with the public once the Vortex is torn down
0:48:22 > 0:48:24and my Greek Center's built.
0:48:24 > 0:48:29- CELLPHONE BEEPS - Oh. Is it four o'clock already?
0:48:29 > 0:48:31Loser, loser,
0:48:31 > 0:48:33Kappa, Kappa,
0:48:33 > 0:48:35Kappa, lose...
0:48:36 > 0:48:38What?!
0:48:38 > 0:48:41This isn't happening!
0:48:41 > 0:48:46Wow. I guess her little striptease act got some attention.
0:48:48 > 0:48:52- HYPERVENTILATES - Rachel? Rachel.
0:48:52 > 0:48:54Use your soothing words.
0:48:55 > 0:48:57Prada... Gucci...
0:48:57 > 0:49:00Chanel...
0:49:00 > 0:49:03Sydney, Sydney, SYDNEY! Augh!
0:49:09 > 0:49:12Hey, guys!
0:49:15 > 0:49:17There you go.
0:49:17 > 0:49:21I've found a way for you to get the Vortex repaired.
0:49:21 > 0:49:26We're signing you up to run for student council, all seven of you.
0:49:27 > 0:49:29ALL LAUGH.
0:49:30 > 0:49:35Very funny, Sydney. Next you'll tell us Admiral Adama's a Cylon.
0:49:38 > 0:49:41I have no idea what you just said. But I'm serious.
0:49:41 > 0:49:45You'll all run on a ticket and take over the entire student council.
0:49:45 > 0:49:50No non-Greek has won a student-council office since 1992.
0:49:50 > 0:49:52And look where that's gotten us.
0:49:53 > 0:49:55- Ow. - Yes, George, ow.
0:49:56 > 0:49:58We've taken enough of their abuse.
0:49:58 > 0:50:01I'll be your campaign manager and I'll be with you every step of the way.
0:50:01 > 0:50:03I am in.
0:50:03 > 0:50:06Good. Who else is with me? Come on, guys.
0:50:07 > 0:50:12Do you really wanna spend the rest of college locked up in this crap hole, disenfranchised and powerless?
0:50:12 > 0:50:14OK.
0:50:14 > 0:50:15No! George, no.
0:50:15 > 0:50:17- You don't wanna be powerless. - No.
0:50:17 > 0:50:20Please don't give up.
0:50:21 > 0:50:26Did the Avengers give up when the Black Knight sprayed New York with that foam?
0:50:26 > 0:50:28- No. - No.
0:50:28 > 0:50:32With the help of a criminal glue specialist, they freed everyone.
0:50:32 > 0:50:35- I'm your criminal glue specialist! - Yeah!
0:50:38 > 0:50:40- Now, who's running for president? - Not it.
0:50:40 > 0:50:42- Not it. - Not it.
0:50:42 > 0:50:44Ootee.
0:50:44 > 0:50:52Oh. I never win at that game.
0:50:53 > 0:50:55Terrence it is. Let's get started!
0:50:55 > 0:50:58MUSIC: "Revolution" by The Veronicas.
0:51:10 > 0:51:12So...?
0:51:15 > 0:51:17Hm.
0:51:19 > 0:51:22Mm-hm.
0:51:26 > 0:51:28Mm. Nice.
0:51:58 > 0:52:00I did it!
0:52:05 > 0:52:08Hey, Terrence.
0:52:15 > 0:52:16Bye, Terrence.
0:52:44 > 0:52:47This is the GYM.
0:52:47 > 0:52:49A lot of people hang out here.
0:52:49 > 0:52:54Work off some of those doughnuts and maybe even talk to a few people.
0:52:54 > 0:52:56I... I don't know.
0:52:56 > 0:52:59Come on. It's a Saturday afternoon. What else would you be doing?
0:52:59 > 0:53:03Oh, we always do play fantasy video games and then re-enact them.
0:53:09 > 0:53:11Are you not entertained?
0:53:11 > 0:53:16Mm, tempting. But I think we're gonna stick with this.
0:53:23 > 0:53:25Oh, I-I can't do it. My arms ache.
0:53:25 > 0:53:28I may have muscular dystrophy.
0:53:28 > 0:53:31Muscular dystrophy is a birth defect.
0:53:31 > 0:53:33Lenny, they're 2lb.
0:53:33 > 0:53:35Each!
0:53:37 > 0:53:39You got it? STRANGE GRUNT
0:53:39 > 0:53:42- What?- I said...
0:53:48 > 0:53:52Damn, Embele! You're going to town. Where'd you get all that energy?
0:53:52 > 0:53:54I just awaken an hour ago.
0:53:54 > 0:53:56LAUGHS
0:54:08 > 0:54:11- It's OK...! - It fell on my foot.
0:54:11 > 0:54:13(TV) "Rachel Witchburn has led the student council
0:54:13 > 0:54:15to great heights over the past two years."
0:54:15 > 0:54:18"In addition to repaving Greek Row,
0:54:18 > 0:54:20Rachel beautified Greek Row's grounds
0:54:20 > 0:54:23and expanded parking privileges for Greek Row."
0:54:23 > 0:54:28"Re-elect Rachel Witchburn. Vision. Leadership. Progress."
0:54:28 > 0:54:31"I'm Rachel Witchburn and I approved this message."
0:54:31 > 0:54:34Can you believe that? Who would fall for that?
0:54:34 > 0:54:36PERSON CLAPS
0:54:39 > 0:54:41George. No.
0:54:42 > 0:54:44No.
0:55:03 > 0:55:06Prada... Gucci...
0:55:06 > 0:55:10Chanel... Armani.
0:55:11 > 0:55:13SCREAMS
0:55:25 > 0:55:28- HIP-HOP MUSIC - Freedom for the people!
0:55:28 > 0:55:31Freedom to the 7th Power!
0:55:31 > 0:55:34- Come one, come all. - Get down, Freedom to the 7th Power.
0:55:34 > 0:55:37Come on and learn about Freedom to the 7th Power?
0:55:37 > 0:55:41- Oh, yeah, check us out. - This is the spot!
0:55:41 > 0:55:43- Freedom! - MUSIC STOPS
0:55:43 > 0:55:50- I don't think we're making much of an impression.- Yeah. I was worried.
0:55:50 > 0:55:54A-ha. Free drinks! Free drinks over here!
0:55:54 > 0:55:57Freedom to the 7th Power! Free drinks!
0:55:58 > 0:56:00Serve and socialise.
0:56:02 > 0:56:04Who wants a burger?
0:56:16 > 0:56:18- Hi. - Hi.
0:56:20 > 0:56:24Uh, I just wanted to apologise for what happened.
0:56:25 > 0:56:27I really am sorry.
0:56:27 > 0:56:29It's OK.
0:56:29 > 0:56:31So, how's life as a Kappa?
0:56:31 > 0:56:37- Oh, you know, it's... it's good. - Hey, is one of these...?- Yes, Lenny.
0:56:37 > 0:56:41- The greenish one is your gluten-free soy patty.- Excellent!
0:56:41 > 0:56:43Do you have any extra of those?
0:56:44 > 0:56:47- Are you allergic to gluten too? - Oh, all my life.
0:56:47 > 0:56:51And it is so hard to find a decent gluten-free soy patty.
0:56:51 > 0:56:55Well, today's your lucky day because these are sensational.
0:56:55 > 0:56:58- Lenny, this is my friend Dinky. - Oh, it's so nice to meet you.
0:56:58 > 0:57:03- Dinky. Right? Nice to meet you, Dinky.- Um, Dinky...
0:57:04 > 0:57:06..we're over there.
0:57:07 > 0:57:11- Hi, Sydney. It's nice you found some people you fit in with.- Isn't it!
0:57:11 > 0:57:15If only there were a place where a superficial, materialistic bitch
0:57:15 > 0:57:18could fit in. Oh, wait, there is.
0:57:18 > 0:57:23Whatever. It's so cute making your little friends run for student council.
0:57:23 > 0:57:27It is cute. And it'll be even cuter when we win.
0:57:27 > 0:57:29Just so you know, non-Greeks never win.
0:57:29 > 0:57:34Just like new people never make it on your "Hot or Not" list, right?
0:57:34 > 0:57:37Let me give you one tip, Sydney.
0:57:37 > 0:57:40I'm the last person you wanna mess with.
0:57:40 > 0:57:43No. You're the first.
0:57:45 > 0:57:47Come on, let's go.
0:57:49 > 0:57:53It was nice seeing you, Sydney. You too, Lenny.
0:57:53 > 0:57:55LENNY STUTTERS
0:57:58 > 0:58:01You realise she was flirting with you?
0:58:01 > 0:58:03- Yeah. - No...!
0:58:04 > 0:58:08- Who's gonna win today? - ALL: Sharks gonna win today!
0:58:08 > 0:58:11- Who, who, who? - Sharks, sharks, sharks!
0:58:11 > 0:58:13CHEERING
0:58:16 > 0:58:18Who's gonna win today?
0:58:21 > 0:58:25Well, when the temperature drops below 60 and there's a headwind,
0:58:25 > 0:58:29the forces on the ball create an unfavourable magnitude and direction.
0:58:29 > 0:58:34The resulting spatial vector leads to an increase in the Sharks fumble ratio.
0:58:34 > 0:58:36I anticipate a double-digit loss.
0:58:41 > 0:58:42That dude's a freak.
0:58:42 > 0:58:46I dunno about you, but I gotta change my bet.
0:58:46 > 0:58:50- Wait, I think we graduated with that dude.- Huh?
0:58:55 > 0:59:00The election's coming up and we could use your vote.
0:59:00 > 0:59:03LENNY SHRIEKS Hey, dudes! Throw the Frisbee back!
0:59:03 > 0:59:06Go on. Someone pick it up and throw it on back.
0:59:06 > 0:59:08Over here!
0:59:12 > 0:59:13Ow!
0:59:13 > 0:59:14Heads up!
0:59:49 > 0:59:49TYLER HUMS SONG
0:59:49 > 0:59:51MAN HUMS: "When I See You Smile"
0:59:54 > 0:59:57(Dude, I think you have the wrong desk.)
0:59:59 > 1:00:02HE JOINS IN
1:00:02 > 1:00:04(Yeah. You definitely have the wrong desk.)
1:00:04 > 1:00:07HUMMING CONTINUES
1:00:26 > 1:00:29# When I see you smile
1:00:30 > 1:00:32# I can face the world
1:00:32 > 1:00:34# You know, I can do anything
1:00:36 > 1:00:39# When I see you smile
1:00:39 > 1:00:41# I see a ray of light
1:00:41 > 1:00:42# Oh, oh
1:00:42 > 1:00:44# I see it shining right through the rain
1:00:44 > 1:00:46# When I see you smile
1:00:46 > 1:00:50# Baby, when I see you smile at me
1:00:50 > 1:00:53# Ooh... #
1:00:58 > 1:01:04- (Tyler, have you lost your mind?) - No, but I will keep singing unless you agree to go out with me.
1:01:04 > 1:01:07- Just one date.- (No.)
1:01:07 > 1:01:10# ..When I see you smile... #
1:01:10 > 1:01:12OK!
1:01:12 > 1:01:14Pick me up at seven.
1:01:14 > 1:01:16And it's not a date.
1:01:16 > 1:01:19Done. But dinner's served at five.
1:01:19 > 1:01:24Nice work, Beta freshmen. Dismissed.
1:01:41 > 1:01:44So, what do you guys think? This is what I wore to my college interview
1:01:44 > 1:01:48so I thought it would be, you know, a nice first-date outfit.
1:01:48 > 1:01:51No, it's terrible. You look like Barbara Walters.
1:01:51 > 1:01:54- And you said this wasn't a date. - It is not a date.
1:01:54 > 1:01:58We're just friends and, you know, I don't like him like that.
1:01:58 > 1:02:01Only a little. You know, occasionally. When his shirt's off.
1:02:01 > 1:02:06- I have no idea. - Huh! That's how it always starts.
1:02:06 > 1:02:09You never plan these things. First you're friends.
1:02:09 > 1:02:12- Then you're all, "Hi! Are you here to fix the copier?" - Argh! You are no help.
1:02:12 > 1:02:16Why are you so nervous? You must have been on plenty of dates before.
1:02:16 > 1:02:20I don't know if you have figured this out, but I'm not exactly the prom-queen type.
1:02:20 > 1:02:23- Yeah, but you're pretty, Sydney. - Thanks, George.
1:02:23 > 1:02:29- But I've had about as much dating experience as you guys. - Whoa! Speak for yourself.
1:02:31 > 1:02:33THEY GROAN
1:02:33 > 1:02:35- LENNY:- I see what you mean.
1:02:35 > 1:02:37- You need something sexy.- But warm. - Purple's pretty.
1:02:37 > 1:02:40- My mom used to wear mauve. - What about fuchsia?
1:02:40 > 1:02:43- No! That looks like it itches. - Let me see.- Don't push.
1:02:45 > 1:02:48Three-quarters of first dates end in disappointment
1:02:48 > 1:02:50for one or both parties, studies show.
1:02:50 > 1:02:53- I hope you beat the odds. - Me, too.
1:02:53 > 1:02:55HE SNEEZES
1:02:55 > 1:02:59If you try any funny stuff, I will unleash the power of the internet on you.
1:02:59 > 1:03:05- I will register you as a sex offender in all 50 states and Canada.- Wow.- Yeah!
1:03:05 > 1:03:07And I'll kick your ass.
1:03:07 > 1:03:08Hi. >
1:03:12 > 1:03:13You look...
1:03:20 > 1:03:24- Thanks.- What was that all about? That's nothing. You should see the plumbing.
1:03:24 > 1:03:25LOUD BANG
1:03:25 > 1:03:29- What was that?- That's just Terrence. You get used to it. Let's go.
1:03:29 > 1:03:30Bye, guys.
1:03:30 > 1:03:33- "Bye, Sydney." - All 50 states, pal.
1:03:37 > 1:03:40MUSIC: "Beautiful Soul" by Jesse McCartney
1:03:44 > 1:03:47So, your idea of a date is to convert me?
1:03:47 > 1:03:49Now it's a date, huh?
1:03:56 > 1:03:58Hey, guys.
1:04:05 > 1:04:09You serve meals to the homeless? I had no idea.
1:04:09 > 1:04:12He had no choice.
1:04:12 > 1:04:16Not unless he had some other plan to get that infraction off his permanent record.
1:04:16 > 1:04:19Me and the Betas, we got in some trouble.
1:04:19 > 1:04:22Let's just say a few campus ordinances were violated.
1:04:22 > 1:04:26- A few?- And you're working your hours off here?
1:04:26 > 1:04:30Nice to see you recruiting my best students, Tyler. Sydney, happy to have you here.
1:04:30 > 1:04:32Happy to be here.
1:04:34 > 1:04:39So, do my hours tonight count towards working off Tyler's dirty deeds?
1:04:39 > 1:04:45Actually, he fulfilled his requirement last year. We just can't seem to get rid of him.
1:04:45 > 1:04:48MUSIC: "Stolen" by Dashboard Confessional
1:04:54 > 1:04:56Watch your step. We're almost there.
1:04:58 > 1:05:00Wow.
1:05:02 > 1:05:04This is beautiful.
1:05:12 > 1:05:15If you look over there, you can almost see Greek Row.
1:05:15 > 1:05:18- Which is probably the last thing you want to see.- Yeah.
1:05:18 > 1:05:22It's just... growing up without my mom,
1:05:22 > 1:05:26I was hoping that becoming a Kappa would help me connect with her.
1:05:26 > 1:05:29Sydney, you don't need Kappa.
1:05:29 > 1:05:34I know. I feel close to her just being at the school.
1:05:35 > 1:05:38You know, I found her name carved into my study carrel.
1:05:38 > 1:05:40No way.
1:05:44 > 1:05:48Hey, is this where you bring all your first non-dates?
1:05:48 > 1:05:51Luring the babes with this whole do-gooder thing?
1:05:51 > 1:05:54Oh, yeah. Yeah. Sorority girls can't get enough of it.
1:05:54 > 1:05:57"Tyler, this place doesn't even have a maitre d'."
1:05:57 > 1:06:01"Tyler, these plates are plastic. Touching them hurts my hands."
1:06:01 > 1:06:05- You're the first girl I've met I thought would appreciate this place. - Well, I do,
1:06:05 > 1:06:08even if there was no bathroom attendant.
1:06:08 > 1:06:12- I had to turn the faucet myself. - HE LAUGHS
1:06:12 > 1:06:14TYLER: Here we are.
1:06:16 > 1:06:18All right. Well...
1:06:18 > 1:06:20Thank you.
1:06:20 > 1:06:22I had a great time.
1:06:25 > 1:06:29You're trying not to over-talk right now, aren't you?
1:06:43 > 1:06:45Whoa-a!
1:06:46 > 1:06:49I'm OK. My spleen broke my fall.
1:06:55 > 1:06:58- Hi, guys. - Hey.
1:06:58 > 1:07:02- Sydney. What a surprise. - Um, we were just watching the...
1:07:02 > 1:07:05TV: Touchdown!
1:07:05 > 1:07:06The game?
1:07:06 > 1:07:08Mm-hm.
1:07:08 > 1:07:11- Yeah, who's playing? - Um, the...
1:07:11 > 1:07:14St Louis Gorillas.
1:07:14 > 1:07:17You guys were spying on me. And just for that,
1:07:17 > 1:07:19I'm not going to tell you about my date.
1:07:19 > 1:07:21- Oh, come on, Sydney. - Nope.
1:07:21 > 1:07:23Good night, boys.
1:07:26 > 1:07:27Oh, man.
1:07:27 > 1:07:30I should probably see a doctor.
1:07:36 > 1:07:38Hey, sexy.
1:07:38 > 1:07:40Rachel, what the hell are you doing here?
1:07:40 > 1:07:43Besides reading your boring emails, nothing.
1:07:43 > 1:07:46Tell me what you were doing out...with her.
1:07:46 > 1:07:51You know what, Rachel? I like Sydney. Deal with it.
1:07:51 > 1:07:53I don't care if you like her or not.
1:07:53 > 1:07:55All I care about is our Greek Life Centre.
1:07:55 > 1:07:59Sydney and her band of goobers are screwing with our plans.
1:07:59 > 1:08:02It's not like they have a shot at winning the election.
1:08:02 > 1:08:04Maybe we should just leave them alone.
1:08:04 > 1:08:07I mean, that dump is obviously really important to them.
1:08:07 > 1:08:09I don't know why anyone would want to live there.
1:08:09 > 1:08:11That firetrap should be condemned.
1:08:11 > 1:08:15Look, we can find another location. Now, get outta here already.
1:08:16 > 1:08:19One date and you're ready to blow the whole deal?
1:08:19 > 1:08:21It was a hell of a date.
1:08:21 > 1:08:25'Normally I'd be reporting that Rachel Witchburn...'
1:08:25 > 1:08:26Guys, look!
1:08:26 > 1:08:29'..once again has a lock on the student council presidency.
1:08:29 > 1:08:32'But now there's a new player on the scene -
1:08:32 > 1:08:35'Terrence Lubinecki and his Freedom To The 7th Power party.
1:08:35 > 1:08:39'Do they have a shot? Can they even make a dent? Stay tuned.'
1:08:39 > 1:08:42THEY LAUGH AND CHEER You're a good-looking guy.
1:08:42 > 1:08:46Check it out. Maybe I'll actually vote this year.
1:08:46 > 1:08:47Yeah, cool.
1:08:55 > 1:08:58- Hey, which of these should I wear? - I don't care.
1:08:58 > 1:09:00- But I have a date. - I don't care.
1:09:00 > 1:09:03Come to my room and help me get dressed!
1:09:03 > 1:09:04What is wrong with you?
1:09:04 > 1:09:08Rachel, you can't come in here. I just farted.
1:09:08 > 1:09:09Ew, Katy. You're disgusting.
1:09:16 > 1:09:19SLOW MOTION ROAR: No!
1:09:19 > 1:09:21RACHEL SCREAMS
1:09:21 > 1:09:23Get off me, you freaks!
1:09:23 > 1:09:25No! Rach...
1:09:31 > 1:09:33What?!
1:09:33 > 1:09:34No...
1:09:34 > 1:09:38NO!
1:09:40 > 1:09:43Rachel, do you want to try your soothing words?
1:09:45 > 1:09:50I don't need my soothing words. It's all become very clear to me.
1:09:50 > 1:09:54Sydney White must die a social death
1:09:54 > 1:09:57and take her seven dorks with her.
1:10:00 > 1:10:03KNOCK AT DOOR
1:10:03 > 1:10:07Great. Here comes Prince Charming.
1:10:07 > 1:10:09Guys, please. Just give him a chance.
1:10:09 > 1:10:11GUN COCKS That means you, Gurkin.
1:10:11 > 1:10:14Put the paintball gun away.
1:10:17 > 1:10:18Hi. Come on in.
1:10:18 > 1:10:20Hi.
1:10:24 > 1:10:26Hi.
1:10:26 > 1:10:28Hi.
1:10:30 > 1:10:33- Are you ready? - Actually, I have a better idea.
1:10:33 > 1:10:36We all hang here at the Vortex and order pizza.
1:10:36 > 1:10:38ALL: What?
1:10:38 > 1:10:41THEY WHIMPER Sounds good to me.
1:10:44 > 1:10:46Hey, is that Medal Of Honor?
1:10:46 > 1:10:48GURKIN: No, it's not Medal of Honor.
1:10:48 > 1:10:50Medal of Honor is for wusses.
1:10:50 > 1:10:53It's Gurkin of Honor. I made it.
1:10:53 > 1:10:57It pays tribute to Medal of Honor, God of War, Halo and Viva Pinata.
1:10:58 > 1:11:02I'm pretty good at all those games. You mind if I give it a shot?
1:11:02 > 1:11:05OK. THEY CACKLE
1:11:05 > 1:11:07Shh!
1:11:12 > 1:11:15GUNFIRE AND ROARING
1:11:26 > 1:11:27Oh!
1:11:27 > 1:11:29Eat lead, sucker!
1:11:29 > 1:11:32Gurkin, damn, he just kicked your ass. Nice.
1:11:32 > 1:11:34I have to say, I'm impressed.
1:11:34 > 1:11:37None of these freaks have come close to winning Gurkin Of Honor.
1:11:37 > 1:11:39- We Betas play video games, too. - You do?
1:11:39 > 1:11:42Yeah. What did you think we do?
1:11:42 > 1:11:45Just have sex with girls all the time.
1:11:45 > 1:11:49I hate to break it to you, Spanky, but we're really just regular guys.
1:11:49 > 1:11:53Aw. He's like a kid who just found out there's no Santa Claus.
1:11:53 > 1:11:55What?!
1:11:55 > 1:11:59I mean, hypothetically, you know, if there weren't a Santa Claus,
1:11:59 > 1:12:01which, of course, there is.
1:12:04 > 1:12:08You guys should come hang out sometime. Bring Gurkin of Honor.
1:12:08 > 1:12:12Actually, we're having a party tomorrow night. You guys want to come?
1:12:12 > 1:12:15MUSIC: "Breakin' Dishes" by Rihanna
1:12:29 > 1:12:33You made it. Uh, the bar's over there
1:12:33 > 1:12:34and the DJ's taking requests.
1:12:34 > 1:12:37Do you think he has the Dr. Who theme song?
1:12:37 > 1:12:39I'm thinking not.
1:12:39 > 1:12:42That's OK. I brought my own.
1:12:42 > 1:12:46As for you, the dance floor is this way.
1:12:55 > 1:12:57CHANTING: ..25, 26,
1:12:57 > 1:12:5927, 28,
1:12:59 > 1:13:0129, 30,
1:13:01 > 1:13:0331, 32...
1:13:03 > 1:13:06THEY CHEER
1:13:06 > 1:13:10All right, all right, who's next? Anybody think they can beat that?
1:13:10 > 1:13:13Yes, I do.
1:13:13 > 1:13:16HE SNORTS He thinks...
1:13:16 > 1:13:19The dork thinks he can beat it. All right, good luck, buddy.
1:13:19 > 1:13:21Whatever you say, man. Come on.
1:13:21 > 1:13:24Argh! No, no.
1:13:24 > 1:13:26No, no.
1:13:32 > 1:13:34CROWD GASPS
1:13:41 > 1:13:43Start counting.
1:13:43 > 1:13:45THEY CHANT: One, two,
1:13:45 > 1:13:48three, four,
1:13:48 > 1:13:51five, six, seven, eight...
1:13:52 > 1:13:53I hope the guys are OK.
1:13:53 > 1:13:57I haven't heard any girlish screams, so I'm thinking we're good.
1:13:57 > 1:13:58Sure looks like it.
1:13:58 > 1:14:03..149, 150, 151,
1:14:03 > 1:14:05152, 153,
1:14:05 > 1:14:08154, 155...
1:14:08 > 1:14:11THEY CHEER
1:14:11 > 1:14:14That was badass!
1:14:14 > 1:14:15That was awesome.
1:14:15 > 1:14:18- Lenny. - Ah...
1:14:18 > 1:14:20Hey.
1:14:20 > 1:14:24Oh, wow, I love your new hairstyle.
1:14:24 > 1:14:27I... I, um... Yeah. Uh...
1:14:27 > 1:14:30Dinky, Rachel needs you right away.
1:14:30 > 1:14:32- Oh, but I just... - It's an emergency.
1:14:35 > 1:14:37Oh, no, OK. Bye.
1:14:40 > 1:14:45How come you haven't come out to party before? You guys are so cool.
1:14:45 > 1:14:46Really?
1:14:46 > 1:14:50Oh, yeah. We've been watching you. Where have you studs been hiding?
1:14:50 > 1:14:52The building at the end of the road.
1:14:52 > 1:14:55It's called the Vortex cos it sucks in losers.
1:14:55 > 1:14:57That's sexy.
1:14:57 > 1:15:02Well, boys, there's seven of us and seven of you.
1:15:02 > 1:15:03What's that sound like to you?
1:15:03 > 1:15:0514?
1:15:05 > 1:15:07Sounds like a party to me.
1:15:07 > 1:15:11You know, there's a hot tub out back.
1:15:11 > 1:15:14Through that door there's a study that leads right to it.
1:15:14 > 1:15:16- You can leave your clothes there. - But we...
1:15:16 > 1:15:18We don't have any swimming trunks.
1:15:18 > 1:15:20Neither do we.
1:15:20 > 1:15:22MUSIC: "Oh, Boy" by Boomish
1:15:24 > 1:15:26We'll meet you back there.
1:15:35 > 1:15:37Oh, boy.
1:15:45 > 1:15:48SPANKY: Girls? Where are you?
1:15:48 > 1:15:50Where's the hot tub?
1:15:50 > 1:15:52Marco!
1:15:55 > 1:15:57CROWD GASPS
1:15:57 > 1:15:59WOMAN: They're naked!
1:15:59 > 1:16:01Oh, no.
1:16:01 > 1:16:04LAUGHTER AND JEERING
1:16:08 > 1:16:11It must be cold out there.
1:16:11 > 1:16:14- Oh, no. - Thanks for putting on a show.
1:16:14 > 1:16:16This is low, even for you, Rachel.
1:16:16 > 1:16:19Aw, Sydney, so nice of you to care about them.
1:16:19 > 1:16:21Since you're the mastermind behind
1:16:21 > 1:16:24their adorable little student council campaign,
1:16:24 > 1:16:26let me be the first to break the news.
1:16:26 > 1:16:29Terrence has been disqualified from running for president.
1:16:29 > 1:16:31What are you talking about?
1:16:31 > 1:16:33Terrence Lubinecki is not a student at Southern Atlantic.
1:16:33 > 1:16:35He graduated six years ago.
1:16:38 > 1:16:41I had to stay. There was just so much more learning to do.
1:16:41 > 1:16:45Terrence, maybe you should put on some clothes.
1:16:45 > 1:16:46OK.
1:16:46 > 1:16:48Rachel, why don't you get the hell outta here?
1:16:48 > 1:16:50Ooh, I love it when you get rough.
1:16:50 > 1:16:53And, Ty, thanks for playing your part so well.
1:16:53 > 1:16:55That's the other good news.
1:16:55 > 1:16:57The Witchburn-Prince Greek Life Centre is now a reality.
1:16:57 > 1:17:00Witchburn-Prince? What the hell...?
1:17:00 > 1:17:02You didn't tell her? I thought you guys were so close.
1:17:02 > 1:17:05It's a little joint project of ours
1:17:05 > 1:17:07and the only thing standing in our way was the Vortex.
1:17:07 > 1:17:10So, like you suggested, Tyler,
1:17:10 > 1:17:13I went ahead and had it condemned.
1:17:13 > 1:17:15Now you can eat with the homeless every night.
1:17:15 > 1:17:19You had something to do with this?
1:17:19 > 1:17:22No. I mean, I said the place was a dump, but I didn't...
1:17:22 > 1:17:27Witchburn-Prince, huh? So you wanted to tear down the Vortex.
1:17:28 > 1:17:30Yeah, I did, but... I don't want to hear it.
1:17:30 > 1:17:32- Sydney! - No.
1:17:34 > 1:17:36Don't grovel, Tyler.
1:17:36 > 1:17:38You're above it.
1:17:45 > 1:17:48Things are looking grim, brothers.
1:17:48 > 1:17:51I am so sorry about this, you guys.
1:17:51 > 1:17:54You should've just left us alone.
1:17:54 > 1:17:57We were fine until you came along and made us your guinea pigs.
1:17:57 > 1:18:02You guys... It's so important for us to stand up to the Greeks
1:18:02 > 1:18:05and show them that they can't trample all over us.
1:18:05 > 1:18:08Well, it's also important for us to have a place to live.
1:18:24 > 1:18:26PHONE RINGS
1:18:26 > 1:18:29- 'Hello?' - Dad?
1:18:29 > 1:18:32LAUGHING: 'Got you. You've reached Royal Plumbing at the White House.
1:18:32 > 1:18:35'No, not that one. This is Paul and Sydney's. Leave a message.'
1:18:35 > 1:18:42BEEP Hi, Dad. I was just calling to say...I miss you.
1:18:44 > 1:18:47And that's it. Um...
1:18:47 > 1:18:50Everything's great here. Really great.
1:18:51 > 1:18:53I love you.
1:19:38 > 1:19:39It was that message last night.
1:19:39 > 1:19:43I could tell something wasn't right. I could hear it in your voice.
1:19:43 > 1:19:46So I got in the van and I drove all through the night.
1:19:46 > 1:19:50I was a little surprised to find you weren't at the Kappa house, though.
1:19:50 > 1:19:54I wanted to tell you so many times but...
1:19:54 > 1:19:58I kept thinking about Mom and I felt like I'd failed her.
1:19:58 > 1:20:01And you always sounded so proud of me on the phone.
1:20:01 > 1:20:07Sweetheart, following in your mother's footsteps is not about reliving her life.
1:20:07 > 1:20:10It's about being the same kind of person she was.
1:20:10 > 1:20:12Hey.
1:20:12 > 1:20:17Your mom was much more than just a Kappa.
1:20:17 > 1:20:21She was a woman who always fought for what she believed in, and so are you.
1:20:21 > 1:20:24Nothing could make me prouder than that.
1:20:24 > 1:20:29Not even when I installed that water filtration system in under an hour?
1:20:29 > 1:20:31That was pretty great.
1:20:31 > 1:20:34BOTH LAUGH
1:20:34 > 1:20:35HE SIGHS
1:20:45 > 1:20:47KNOCK AT DOOR
1:20:48 > 1:20:52But it says, "Do not disturb."
1:20:52 > 1:20:54KNOCKING CONTINUES
1:21:00 > 1:21:02Up and at 'em, guys!
1:21:03 > 1:21:06It's time to make some plans.
1:21:06 > 1:21:11I know you're still pissed at me, but come on. Are you gonna wallow here in this fleabag motel
1:21:11 > 1:21:18because some prissy girly-girl who probably doesn't know who Gandalf is screwed us over?
1:21:20 > 1:21:25You're right. I bet she doesn't know who Gandalf is.
1:21:25 > 1:21:27ALL LAUGH
1:21:30 > 1:21:34- We're still mad at you, though. - That's OK. I want you to be mad.
1:21:34 > 1:21:37I want you to get fired up so we can win this election,
1:21:37 > 1:21:40because the Freedom to the 7th Power party will prevail.
1:21:40 > 1:21:44- Yeah!- With our new candidate for president.
1:21:47 > 1:21:50Me. I'm gonna run against Rachel.
1:21:51 > 1:21:55And we're gonna take her down.
1:21:55 > 1:21:57MUSIC: "Stand Up" by Melee
1:21:57 > 1:22:00"I'm Sydney White and I'm running for student council president..."
1:22:00 > 1:22:05"I'm Sydney White and I'm running for student council president on the Freedom to the 7th Power ticket."
1:22:05 > 1:22:10Your papers count for three quarters of your final grade and no late papers will be accepted.
1:22:10 > 1:22:15As you're writing these papers, I want you to think about the mechanics of modern campaigning.
1:22:15 > 1:22:19"You may be wondering why you should even care. Why bother voting?"
1:22:19 > 1:22:22"The Greeks win every year and it's one more way they run the school."
1:22:22 > 1:22:26There's a whole lot of talk today about the need to cater to your base,
1:22:26 > 1:22:30but there's something to be said for thinking outside of that box.
1:22:30 > 1:22:34(Sydney) Freedom to the 7th Power!
1:22:34 > 1:22:37- Whoo-hoo! - Freedom to the 7th Power!
1:22:39 > 1:22:41(MAN) Good job.
1:22:44 > 1:22:46(HE GROANS)
1:22:46 > 1:22:52"The fact is that 80% of the student body at Southern Atlantic is not Greek. 80%!"
1:22:52 > 1:22:57Take the Kennedy campaign in 1960. He was inherently an outsider,
1:22:57 > 1:23:02a Catholic had never been elected as president, who reached out to other outsiders.
1:23:02 > 1:23:04(STUDENTS CHANT IN HEBREW)
1:23:07 > 1:23:10- L'chaim. - (ALL) L'chaim.
1:23:10 > 1:23:15"(Sydney) To those students I say, it's time for you to be heard."
1:23:18 > 1:23:21(Carlton) Minorities, women, the poor,
1:23:21 > 1:23:26the disenfranchised won that election for John Kennedy.
1:23:30 > 1:23:35"Naked Pain." An epic poem in 12 parts.
1:23:38 > 1:23:42"It's time for you to be heard, and we are here to listen."
1:23:42 > 1:23:44(CHEERING)
1:23:48 > 1:23:50(CHANTING IN HEBREW)
1:23:53 > 1:23:56It's a lesson worth remembering.
1:24:02 > 1:24:03Whoo-hoo!
1:24:23 > 1:24:25(CHEERING)
1:24:35 > 1:24:38(Rachel) Here you go. Don't vote for Sydney White.
1:24:38 > 1:24:42Let's keep it Greek, all right? Does this look like your next president?
1:24:42 > 1:24:44Vote Rachel Witchburn.
1:24:46 > 1:24:48Hi, ho.
1:24:48 > 1:24:50Bye, ho.
1:24:51 > 1:24:55Don't vote for Sydney White. Vote Rachel Witchburn. Rachel Witchburn.
1:25:09 > 1:25:12No way. You read Peoples Punisher too?
1:25:12 > 1:25:14I write it.
1:25:14 > 1:25:17Oh, my God! It's the most genius thing ever.
1:25:17 > 1:25:20Did you know that the Brew House has a spoken-word night devoted to that blog?
1:25:20 > 1:25:23- Really? - Yeah.
1:25:23 > 1:25:26And I know this is really embarrassing,
1:25:26 > 1:25:31but I swore that if I ever met the Peoples Punisher guy,
1:25:31 > 1:25:34well, I'd hook up with him.
1:25:36 > 1:25:39Dammit!
1:25:46 > 1:25:49Need some help?
1:25:49 > 1:25:50Oh. Hi.
1:25:52 > 1:25:54Listen, I'm really...
1:25:54 > 1:25:59Is that a Stanley 22 ounce AntiVibe framing hammer?
1:25:59 > 1:26:02- Yes, it is. - Can I touch it?
1:26:03 > 1:26:05You can have it.
1:26:06 > 1:26:11I saw you guys with the signs. I thought I could help.
1:26:12 > 1:26:15And I'm really sorry about what happened the other night.
1:26:15 > 1:26:17I had nothing to do with what Rachel pulled.
1:26:17 > 1:26:21Yeah, I was involved in the Greek Center, but Rachel twisted everything around.
1:26:21 > 1:26:24Yeah, I know what that's like.
1:26:27 > 1:26:31You're gonna do great at the debate tomorrow.
1:26:33 > 1:26:35(HEAVY ROCK MUSIC)
1:26:55 > 1:26:58I thought we might do a little business.
1:27:00 > 1:27:02Huh.
1:27:09 > 1:27:12- I thought you finished Carlton's paper last week.- I did.
1:27:12 > 1:27:15I wanted to add some of the ideas from our campaign.
1:27:15 > 1:27:18You really are a dork.
1:27:27 > 1:27:31What just happened?! Make it come back.
1:27:32 > 1:27:35She just opened it.
1:27:35 > 1:27:38Voila! One poisoned Apple.
1:27:41 > 1:27:42(GROANS)
1:27:42 > 1:27:44(COMPUTER VOICE) "Self-destruct."
1:27:44 > 1:27:46(Lenny) Oh, my God!
1:27:46 > 1:27:48Oh,... no!
1:27:53 > 1:27:55All right, pay up.
1:27:59 > 1:28:01Yes!
1:28:05 > 1:28:07She's gone catatonic.
1:28:07 > 1:28:11It's no use. Even I can't fix this.
1:28:11 > 1:28:14My paper, due tomorrow.
1:28:14 > 1:28:16The debate, tomorrow.
1:28:16 > 1:28:18The guy definitely knew what he was doing.
1:28:18 > 1:28:21(Terrence) What about...? Ow!
1:28:21 > 1:28:23I can't let her win like this.
1:28:23 > 1:28:27But the debate starts in 12 hours.
1:28:27 > 1:28:30I'm just gonna have to pull an all-nighter.
1:29:26 > 1:29:32(PA) "The debate's about to begin. Candidates, please report to the stage."
1:29:34 > 1:29:40- We couldn't find her anywhere. - She should be done with her paper by now.
1:29:42 > 1:29:45"We need all candidates on stage now."
1:29:58 > 1:30:00Sydney.
1:30:00 > 1:30:02Sydney, you gotta wake up.
1:30:11 > 1:30:16I know you're tired, but you can't give up now. You mean a lot to those guys out there.
1:30:16 > 1:30:18(GROANS)
1:30:18 > 1:30:20You mean a lot to me.
1:30:38 > 1:30:40- OK. I'm awake now. - Come on.
1:30:43 > 1:30:48Well, I'm afraid we can't wait any longer for Ms White.
1:30:48 > 1:30:50I'm here! I'm here!
1:30:50 > 1:30:52(ALL GASP)
1:31:00 > 1:31:05Ms Witchburn, if you win another term as president,
1:31:05 > 1:31:11- what will you do differently? - Why fix what isn't broken?
1:31:13 > 1:31:16This has been a great year for the university and I am proud
1:31:16 > 1:31:21to be breaking ground on the Greek Life Centre very soon.
1:31:26 > 1:31:29Ms White, your rebuttal?
1:31:29 > 1:31:31(CROWD BOOS)
1:31:32 > 1:31:37I guess your people couldn't make it. It's just you and your dorks.
1:31:40 > 1:31:42(DOORS OPEN)
1:31:43 > 1:31:47- Go, Sydney! - Oh, my God!
1:31:47 > 1:31:50(GIRL) Go, Sydney!
1:32:01 > 1:32:03All vote for Sydney!
1:32:22 > 1:32:24Go!
1:32:25 > 1:32:27You've been oppressed by the Greek elite
1:32:27 > 1:32:31who take everything for themselves and leave nothing for us.
1:32:31 > 1:32:34(CROWD BOOS)
1:32:34 > 1:32:37It's time for the rest of the school to take back the school.
1:32:37 > 1:32:39(ALL) Yeah!
1:32:39 > 1:32:44I bet most of you have no idea how great the campus a cappella group is, and why would you?
1:32:44 > 1:32:48The social and cultural landscape is entirely run by the Greeks.
1:32:48 > 1:32:53Those guys are forced to practice in a dank basement that's hard on their vocal cords.
1:32:53 > 1:32:54(MAN GRUFFLY) Yeah!
1:32:54 > 1:32:57- Professor Carlton... - Let her finish.
1:32:57 > 1:33:00I have met so many great and interesting people here
1:33:00 > 1:33:03that I never would have met if I didn't step out of my own little world.
1:33:03 > 1:33:07Before, all I wanted was to fit in.
1:33:07 > 1:33:10But I've learned that we're all searching to fit in
1:33:10 > 1:33:12and we... we all feel like outsiders
1:33:12 > 1:33:15and we all do things and feel things
1:33:15 > 1:33:19that are bizarre and unconventional and... dorky.
1:33:20 > 1:33:23- We're all dorks. - (ALL) Yeah!
1:33:25 > 1:33:28My name is Sydney White. My dad's a plumber.
1:33:28 > 1:33:32I collect comic books and I'm secretly terrified of balloon animals.
1:33:32 > 1:33:33(LAUGHTER)
1:33:33 > 1:33:36- I'm a dork. - (ALL) Yeah!
1:33:39 > 1:33:44I'm Tyler Prince. I'm the current high scorer in Gurkin of Honor.
1:33:46 > 1:33:48I'm a dork!
1:33:55 > 1:33:58My name is... Well, it's really Sanford
1:33:58 > 1:34:02and I've never had sex with a girl before.
1:34:02 > 1:34:03(CROWD) Oh.
1:34:03 > 1:34:06But I really, really want to.
1:34:06 > 1:34:08I'm a dork!
1:34:16 > 1:34:18Hi.
1:34:18 > 1:34:21My name is... Jeremy.
1:34:24 > 1:34:27I used to speak only through my puppet.
1:34:31 > 1:34:33I'm a dork!
1:34:38 > 1:34:41My name's Moose. When I was 13,
1:34:41 > 1:34:44I was the top-ranked male figure skater in the state of New Jersey.
1:34:44 > 1:34:48- (MAN) Dude! - So I guess that makes me a dork.
1:34:53 > 1:34:56I've hated Rachel Witchburn
1:34:56 > 1:35:00ever since she told me I had mom arms, freshman year,
1:35:00 > 1:35:06and I have a voodoo doll of her in my underwear drawer and I stick pins in it!
1:35:08 > 1:35:10Oh, and I'm a dork.
1:35:15 > 1:35:17Hi. My name is Dinky Hodgekiss
1:35:17 > 1:35:21and I think I'm in love with a dork.
1:35:21 > 1:35:23(CHEERING)
1:35:27 > 1:35:30Let's hear it for the dorks!
1:35:48 > 1:35:53Rachel Witchburn, you've exhibited behaviour unsuitable for a Kappa.
1:35:53 > 1:35:59You've lied, manipulated and verbally abused your sisters and fellow students.
1:35:59 > 1:36:01And you are just such a...
1:36:01 > 1:36:04a bitch.
1:36:06 > 1:36:09We, all of us,
1:36:09 > 1:36:13hereby strip you of the privileges of the Kappa sisterhood.
1:36:14 > 1:36:17But you can't! You can't just...
1:36:17 > 1:36:20We just did.
1:36:23 > 1:36:26(ALL) Here comes a Kappa, queen of the row.
1:36:26 > 1:36:29She's hot, she's cool, she ain't no ho.
1:36:29 > 1:36:31- She's got style, she's got class. - Prada!
1:36:31 > 1:36:36- And from behind, a kicking... - Gucci!
1:36:36 > 1:36:38(SCREAMS)
1:36:42 > 1:36:44MUSIC: "Good Day" by The Click Five
1:37:25 > 1:37:28Oh, no. You're not getting sick, are you?
1:37:28 > 1:37:31Nah. It's just the mulch.
1:37:31 > 1:37:33Oh.
1:37:42 > 1:37:45(CAR HORN)
1:37:45 > 1:37:50Hey, we're from Southeast State and we're lost. Can you help us?
1:37:53 > 1:37:56I will be your guide.
1:37:56 > 1:37:58Give me five minutes.
1:37:58 > 1:38:00Take all the time you need.
1:38:10 > 1:38:12(Terrence) OK. Bye.
1:38:15 > 1:38:17Terrence! What happened?
1:38:17 > 1:38:23Hey, guys. I finally perfected my predictive analytic probability theory.
1:38:24 > 1:38:29It can predict anything from the behaviour of amino acids in a stable isotope peptide bond
1:38:29 > 1:38:32to the outcome of sporting events.
1:38:32 > 1:38:35So I sold it to ibet.com for 10 million.
1:38:39 > 1:38:41Are you kidding me?
1:38:41 > 1:38:43You a rich man!
1:38:46 > 1:38:48You know I helped. I did.
1:38:48 > 1:38:50(WOLF WHISTLES)
1:38:57 > 1:38:59Aw!
1:39:02 > 1:39:05Oh, let's take a picture.
1:39:05 > 1:39:07Come on.
1:39:08 > 1:39:10Get together.
1:39:12 > 1:39:14- Say cheese. - (ALL) Cheese.
1:39:18 > 1:39:21(Sydney) So, that's the story of Sydney White.
1:39:21 > 1:39:24- My mom was right. - I did make friends for life.
1:39:24 > 1:39:28And we all lived - Well, do you even have to ask? -
1:39:28 > 1:39:30dorkily ever after.
1:39:35 > 1:39:38MUSIC: "I'm Not Worried" by The Drop
1:41:19 > 1:41:22MUSIC: "Beautiful Surprise" by Kyle Paas
1:41:24 > 1:41:27Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd