0:00:30 > 0:00:34'Hello, I'm Kim Cox, and this is Traffic Jam on ecolobby.org.
0:00:34 > 0:00:36'Today we're coming to you from T in the Park,
0:00:36 > 0:00:39'Scotland's biggest music festival,
0:00:39 > 0:00:41'with an exclusive acoustic performance
0:00:41 > 0:00:44'by US chart toppers The Make.
0:00:44 > 0:00:45'Take it away, lads...'
0:00:45 > 0:00:47- BOTH:- One, two, three, four.
0:00:47 > 0:00:49MUSIC: "You Instead"
0:01:02 > 0:01:06# He got loved up on the seashore
0:01:06 > 0:01:10# Kissing with a girl He'd never met before
0:01:10 > 0:01:13# The food was sparse But the drink was plenty
0:01:13 > 0:01:17# Jack was 16 And Jill had just turned 20
0:01:17 > 0:01:20# Lying there on the midnight scent
0:01:20 > 0:01:24# He said he'd give her the sky If she held his hand
0:01:24 > 0:01:28- BOTH:- # She counted every star In the sky and said
0:01:28 > 0:01:31# I-I don't want that I want you instead
0:01:31 > 0:01:35# I-I don't want that I want you instead
0:01:36 > 0:01:40# If you don't rearrange us
0:01:40 > 0:01:43# If you don't rearrange us
0:01:43 > 0:01:47# If you don't rearrange us
0:01:47 > 0:01:50# If you don't rearrange
0:01:50 > 0:01:54# She got loved down on the seashore
0:01:54 > 0:01:58# Kissing with a boy She never met before
0:01:58 > 0:02:02# The food was sparse But the booze was plenty
0:02:02 > 0:02:06# Jill was 16 And Jack had just turned 20
0:02:06 > 0:02:09# Lying there on the midnight sand
0:02:09 > 0:02:13# He said he'd give her the sky If she held his hand
0:02:13 > 0:02:16# She counted every star In the sky and said
0:02:16 > 0:02:20# I-I don't want that I want you instead
0:02:20 > 0:02:23# I-I don't want that I want you instead
0:02:23 > 0:02:27# I don't want that I want you instead
0:02:27 > 0:02:31# I-I don't want that I want you instead
0:02:31 > 0:02:35# II don't want that I want you instead
0:02:35 > 0:02:38# I-I don't want that I want you instead... #
0:02:39 > 0:02:42Oh, shit. Right.
0:02:42 > 0:02:44OK.
0:02:44 > 0:02:47The battery's gone flat now.
0:02:47 > 0:02:51You told me you completely charged it up, you utter moron.
0:02:52 > 0:02:55- Check out the wee car. - Hey, do you need a push?
0:02:55 > 0:02:56Guys?
0:02:56 > 0:02:59- Is that The Make? - Can you fuck off?
0:02:59 > 0:03:01I said can you fuck off? We're rolling.
0:03:01 > 0:03:03What'd she say? She's what?
0:03:03 > 0:03:04She just gave me the finger.
0:03:04 > 0:03:07She's saying something about rolling.
0:03:07 > 0:03:09- Rolling over? - Only one thing for it!
0:03:11 > 0:03:14# We won't change... #
0:03:14 > 0:03:16Are you rolling now?
0:03:16 > 0:03:18- Whoa! Hey! - Bit more.
0:03:18 > 0:03:20Hey! Whoa!
0:03:20 > 0:03:21Hey, guys!
0:03:21 > 0:03:24- Hey, you, Mr Lady. - Mr Lady?
0:03:24 > 0:03:28Do you want a gigantic veiny lawsuit up your fucking ass?
0:03:28 > 0:03:29What?
0:03:29 > 0:03:33You almost killed my band. That is attempted murder.
0:03:33 > 0:03:35It's unconventional, but, hey, I feel welcome.
0:03:35 > 0:03:37Hey, man, you all right?
0:03:37 > 0:03:41You and your slag blowhole could be going away for a long time.
0:03:41 > 0:03:44- Hey, Bobby, we're fine. - Do you understand me?
0:03:44 > 0:03:47Our little eco brownie here has it all on tape.
0:03:47 > 0:03:50- Can I get the tape, please? - No.
0:03:50 > 0:03:52- Just give me the tape! - Bobby, breathe.
0:03:52 > 0:03:56- So you guys are who? - The Dirty Pinks.
0:03:56 > 0:04:00The Dirty Pinks? Why didn't you just call yourselves The Vaginas?
0:04:00 > 0:04:04That is nice, actually, because you are gonna get fucked.
0:04:04 > 0:04:06- Whoa. Hey! - What are you doing?
0:04:06 > 0:04:09How about I re-tune this guitar on whoever doesn't piss off?
0:04:09 > 0:04:12All right, what's this?
0:04:13 > 0:04:16Oi. That was my granddad's. Take that off.
0:04:16 > 0:04:18Sure, when you give me my guitar.
0:04:19 > 0:04:21- OK. - Smash it, go on.
0:04:21 > 0:04:24- She's not gonna. - Give me my jacket!
0:04:24 > 0:04:27Give me the guitar. Put the fucking guitar down.
0:04:27 > 0:04:30- Stop! Stop! Stop! - Chill the fuck out!
0:04:30 > 0:04:32Shame on you people!
0:04:32 > 0:04:36If musicians can't get along, what hope we got?
0:04:36 > 0:04:38What hope the planet got?
0:04:38 > 0:04:40- Sir, excuse me. - You know what we're gonna do?
0:04:40 > 0:04:42Is he with you? We're gonna pray.
0:04:42 > 0:04:45Everybody take hands.
0:04:45 > 0:04:48Come on. Don't be bashful.
0:04:48 > 0:04:50Lord, help me and these idiots
0:04:50 > 0:04:53to use the gift you blessed us with
0:04:53 > 0:04:55to come together.
0:04:55 > 0:04:58Turn to your neighbour and say, "Man, I love you."
0:04:58 > 0:05:00- Man, I love you. - Yeah.
0:05:00 > 0:05:04- Say I love you. - She just tried to break my guitar.
0:05:04 > 0:05:06- I'm not saying it to her. - He's a tit.
0:05:06 > 0:05:10- All right, all right, I got a trick. - What you doing?
0:05:10 > 0:05:13- I got a real good trick. - This guy's a wizard.
0:05:13 > 0:05:17- What are you doing? - Magic. Magic for musicians.
0:05:17 > 0:05:19- Sir. - Now what?
0:05:19 > 0:05:21Can we get the key?
0:05:21 > 0:05:23Together. This guy's good.
0:05:23 > 0:05:25- He's joking, right? - You got the keys?
0:05:25 > 0:05:28- Let's go. - Where's he going?
0:05:28 > 0:05:30OK, he's not joking. No, no, no, no, no!
0:05:30 > 0:05:32- Hey, Adam! - Bobby!
0:05:32 > 0:05:34- No! - Stop that man!
0:05:34 > 0:05:35Stop that buggy!
0:05:35 > 0:05:38- Stop the buggy! - Ow! Ow! Can you get it off?
0:05:38 > 0:05:41- Stop that buggy! - Come back!
0:05:42 > 0:05:43Where did he go?
0:05:43 > 0:05:44Ow!
0:05:44 > 0:05:46Fuck's sake!
0:05:47 > 0:05:51SINGER: Can you lot make some fucking noise?
0:05:51 > 0:05:53HEAVY METAL PLAYS
0:06:32 > 0:06:34CROWD CHEERS
0:06:36 > 0:06:39- Where are they? - Where have they gone?
0:06:39 > 0:06:42- Where have they gone? - They'll be in here.
0:06:42 > 0:06:43Can't keep Tyko away from the hospitality.
0:06:43 > 0:06:45Can I see your passes, please?
0:06:45 > 0:06:47- All right. - Ow! That really hurt.
0:06:47 > 0:06:50- Come on. - Thank you.
0:06:50 > 0:06:53Can you be aware you are attached to me, unfortunately?
0:06:53 > 0:06:56Can you just be nice? Yeah? No?
0:06:56 > 0:06:58- No.- Ignoring me, wicked.
0:06:58 > 0:07:00I don't mind talking to myself.
0:07:01 > 0:07:05- Beautiful. Cheryl? Is that with a Y? - This is a major festival site.
0:07:05 > 0:07:07- Oh, my God. - Where have you been?
0:07:07 > 0:07:11We are on in three hours, guys.
0:07:11 > 0:07:13Excuse me. Hi. Is there an events assistant anywhere?
0:07:13 > 0:07:17- I got you a beer. - Thanks.
0:07:17 > 0:07:20- Can I get a beer, please? - Can you get me one?
0:07:20 > 0:07:23That is the funniest thing I've seen all week.
0:07:23 > 0:07:26Apart from the chicken lady, but she was mentally ill. You can't laugh.
0:07:26 > 0:07:31Bolt cutters, anything. Give me the site manager's number.
0:07:31 > 0:07:33- Will you stop laughing? - Take it easy.
0:07:33 > 0:07:35It's not that funny.
0:07:36 > 0:07:38- I'll have to sit next to you. - I guess you will.
0:07:38 > 0:07:40- Yep. - Lucky you.
0:07:40 > 0:07:43So I'm Adam.
0:07:44 > 0:07:48What's that? "I'm Monkey Girl. I'm in the world's worst band."
0:07:48 > 0:07:50Ow! I am now.
0:07:51 > 0:07:54As far as I can see, The Make only need their right hands.
0:07:54 > 0:07:57Whereas you just need your fists, right?
0:07:57 > 0:07:59Simmer down, boy band.
0:08:00 > 0:08:02THEY HUM
0:08:02 > 0:08:04What? I don't... What are you doing?
0:08:05 > 0:08:07- Where's your manager? - Sorting it out.
0:08:07 > 0:08:10Relax. He's taking care of business.
0:08:12 > 0:08:13Thanks.
0:08:13 > 0:08:15Sure. Hello again.
0:08:15 > 0:08:17HE IMITATES A MONKEY
0:08:17 > 0:08:18Bollocks, I'm gonna sort this out.
0:08:18 > 0:08:20- I'm waiting for Bob. - Get up!
0:08:20 > 0:08:23- What the fuck are you doing? - Come on, let's go.
0:08:23 > 0:08:26I'm gonna sort this out. There's gotta be police.
0:08:26 > 0:08:30- We have three hours, though. - I don't trust his manager.
0:08:30 > 0:08:36MUSIC: "Upside Down" by Paloma Faith
0:08:38 > 0:08:40SPEECH DROWNED OUT BY MUSIC
0:08:44 > 0:08:46BOTH: Eco Lobby.
0:08:57 > 0:09:00- Harder. - Harder! More!
0:09:00 > 0:09:01- Ah! - Shit.
0:09:01 > 0:09:04Dynamite's not gonna send a wood chisel through that.
0:09:04 > 0:09:05Here's what you need.
0:09:05 > 0:09:07You get a big cold chisel,
0:09:07 > 0:09:10drop a sledgehammer on it, you're sorted, man.
0:09:10 > 0:09:13- Where do we get a cold chisel? - Any blacksmith's.
0:09:16 > 0:09:18- Moron! - Hey, hey, hey.
0:09:18 > 0:09:20- Can't hear you! - Help us out.
0:09:20 > 0:09:25Can you look for some bolt cutters? I'll be back in a bit. Thank you.
0:09:27 > 0:09:30# That I'm no fool, fool, fool, fool
0:09:30 > 0:09:33# I'm just upside down
0:09:33 > 0:09:35# Ain't got no cares
0:09:35 > 0:09:37# I ain't got no rules
0:09:38 > 0:09:42# I think I like Living upside down... #
0:09:42 > 0:09:44One, two, three...
0:09:44 > 0:09:46ALL: Eco Lobby!
0:09:46 > 0:09:49- We just need a set of bolt cutters. - There's a camping shop.
0:09:49 > 0:09:53No, look, this is hardened steel. We need an industrial-strength tool.
0:09:53 > 0:09:55I think I've found one.
0:09:55 > 0:09:56Oh, ho, ho.
0:09:56 > 0:09:58- Really? - A comedian.
0:09:58 > 0:10:00Get your hands off me, man.
0:10:00 > 0:10:02Go to Artist Liaisons, maybe then can help you.
0:10:02 > 0:10:03What's wrong with you people?
0:10:03 > 0:10:06Why would Artists Liaisons have bolt cutters?
0:10:06 > 0:10:09Thank you, T in the Park!
0:10:09 > 0:10:12CROWD CHEERS
0:10:13 > 0:10:16SINGER: Are you having a good time?
0:10:20 > 0:10:23- Harder. - It's too big. I can't get it in.
0:10:23 > 0:10:25Adam?
0:10:25 > 0:10:28Don't tell me this is not what it looks like.
0:10:28 > 0:10:30- What does it look like? - Oh, no.
0:10:30 > 0:10:32Like you're handcuffed to some girl.
0:10:32 > 0:10:35Some crazy dude handcuffed us while we were praying.
0:10:35 > 0:10:38- I don't know. It's fucked. - He said he was single.
0:10:38 > 0:10:39- What? - Yeah, what?
0:10:39 > 0:10:42Said he'd just split from some model that didn't get him.
0:10:42 > 0:10:45Hi. I'm Morello.
0:10:45 > 0:10:46You come with me, mister.
0:10:46 > 0:10:49Uh... Ow, baby, wait.
0:10:51 > 0:10:53Hello again. Yep.
0:10:53 > 0:10:55- OK, get these off now. - We're trying.
0:10:55 > 0:10:57- Where's the key? - If we had a key...
0:10:57 > 0:11:00Let's use your catwalk-honed intellect to break free.
0:11:00 > 0:11:02- Who is this? - She is this total stranger.
0:11:02 > 0:11:04She is incredibly awful.
0:11:04 > 0:11:06- And promiscuous. - Be...
0:11:06 > 0:11:08- Baby, wait up. - Ow!
0:11:08 > 0:11:10Can you just walk like a normal person?
0:11:10 > 0:11:12You don't have to be like this.
0:11:12 > 0:11:15I want no part of this Malibu Barbie hellscape.
0:11:15 > 0:11:17- That's it. I'm done. - Come on.- Ow!
0:11:17 > 0:11:20- Ow! Damn, that hurt. - You're gonna have to hold my hand.
0:11:20 > 0:11:24All right, you know what? Baby, where are you gonna be?
0:11:24 > 0:11:26Kasabian are about to play the main stage.
0:11:26 > 0:11:29So why are you walking towards it?
0:11:29 > 0:11:32- Are you holding hands? - Babe, let go.
0:11:32 > 0:11:34I will pay you £100 to watch Kasabian.
0:11:34 > 0:11:37- What? - I'm just trying to work it out.
0:11:37 > 0:11:39Just call me when you're single.
0:11:39 > 0:11:43Baby. All right, fine. I'll find you, all right?
0:11:43 > 0:11:46- Nice girl. - Nice work.
0:11:46 > 0:11:49MUSIC: "Papillon" by Editors
0:11:51 > 0:11:53- Hey, man. - All right, mate?
0:11:53 > 0:11:55- You get rid of that bloody gorgon? - Hey, I'm right...
0:11:55 > 0:11:57MAN CHUCKLES
0:11:57 > 0:12:00- No luck with the bolt cutters? - I thought you were looking.
0:12:00 > 0:12:03- I'll sort you out first thing. - We gotta solve this now.
0:12:03 > 0:12:05- I'm busy. - You've gotta have something.
0:12:05 > 0:12:07- Hey, beautiful.- Baby! - She's got a gig to play.
0:12:07 > 0:12:09Ow! Shit!
0:12:10 > 0:12:11Jesus Christ.
0:12:11 > 0:12:14It's Adam Elva you're handcuffed to.
0:12:14 > 0:12:16Hi, man. I'm Mark. Good to meet you.
0:12:16 > 0:12:18Hey, man. Nice to meet you.
0:12:18 > 0:12:21- Excuse me. Hello! - So, what happened?
0:12:21 > 0:12:24- I'm sorry about this, man. - For what?
0:12:24 > 0:12:26What? Nothing. I don't know. What?
0:12:26 > 0:12:28Yeah, that's right. Nothing happened.
0:12:31 > 0:12:34You're trying to make me jealous because...?
0:12:34 > 0:12:37Because. I don't know. Because I'm a dick. Sorry, man.
0:12:37 > 0:12:39MARK CHUCKLES
0:12:40 > 0:12:43Don't worry. We'll find a way out. Leave it with me.
0:12:43 > 0:12:45We're gonna figure it out.
0:12:45 > 0:12:47I have an appointment with my band.
0:12:47 > 0:12:50- It's just a pair of handcuffs. - I know. I know.
0:12:50 > 0:12:53Relax. Relax.
0:12:53 > 0:12:55THUNDER RUMBLES
0:12:57 > 0:13:01Now, your motivation to sing along with this particular piece of music
0:13:01 > 0:13:04is that we are all pirates with rabies!
0:13:04 > 0:13:06MUSIC: "Gone In The Morning" by Newton Faulkner
0:13:06 > 0:13:10That is right, ladies and gentlemen. Pirates with rabies.
0:13:10 > 0:13:13- Could you do just one more, please? - Eco Lobby.
0:13:13 > 0:13:16And we are 60 feet from shore.
0:13:17 > 0:13:22Now, on the shore are our arch nemeses,
0:13:22 > 0:13:24the barbarian hordes.
0:13:26 > 0:13:29And we are now 50 feet away from them.
0:13:29 > 0:13:3350 feet from battle and almost certain death.
0:13:33 > 0:13:38We are now 40 feet, 40 feet from battle and almost certain death.
0:13:38 > 0:13:41We are now 30 feet from battle and almost certain death.
0:13:41 > 0:13:44We are now 10 feet.
0:13:46 > 0:13:48Nine feet!
0:13:50 > 0:13:51Eight feet!
0:13:53 > 0:13:55Six feet!
0:13:57 > 0:13:59Five frickin; feet!
0:13:59 > 0:14:02So let's dance some more.
0:14:02 > 0:14:04Four, three! Before they're...
0:14:04 > 0:14:06- ALL: - # Gone in the morning
0:14:06 > 0:14:11# I wanna know Why they're gone in the morning
0:14:11 > 0:14:14# I wanna know Why they're gone in the morning
0:14:14 > 0:14:18# I wanna know Why they're gone in the morning
0:14:18 > 0:14:22# Before they're gone in the morning
0:14:22 > 0:14:25# I wanna know Why they're gone in the morning... #
0:14:29 > 0:14:31Kim, it's The Prodigy.
0:14:31 > 0:14:35Just say the name, Eco Lobby, promoting our charity
0:14:35 > 0:14:37and if you can just lunge towards lens.
0:14:37 > 0:14:40- You just need... - Yeah, just bang, like that.
0:14:40 > 0:14:44- Right. I'm Tyko from The Make. - No, she's gonna give it to me.
0:14:44 > 0:14:46- OK, cool. - You know how to lunge?- Hey, Tyko!
0:14:46 > 0:14:49Hey, Danny! All right, man.
0:14:51 > 0:14:54- Do you know...? - That's Danny. He died last year.
0:14:56 > 0:14:58Anyway, I'm ready.
0:14:58 > 0:14:59OK. On the count of three.
0:14:59 > 0:15:03I'm gonna lunge towards you at the same time. So we did...
0:15:03 > 0:15:05- When you're ready. - I'll go "One, two, three."
0:15:05 > 0:15:08- OK. One, two, three. - I'm just doing this thing.
0:15:08 > 0:15:12Hi, I'm Tyko from The Make. You're watching Eco Lobby. Check it.
0:15:12 > 0:15:15Thank you. Great. Can you just hold that?
0:15:15 > 0:15:17What is Eco Lobby?
0:15:17 > 0:15:20You went on the website? I gave you the website address.
0:15:22 > 0:15:24- Let's pretend I didn't. - OK. I'll explain to you.
0:15:24 > 0:15:27Do you know how much it costs to buy an American senator?
0:15:27 > 0:15:30- I do not. - Hundred thousand dollars, tops.
0:15:30 > 0:15:33They'll vote for your tax cut, construction program.
0:15:33 > 0:15:35Whatever you want. Look it up on the Internet.
0:15:35 > 0:15:37For 5 million US dollars we could pass
0:15:37 > 0:15:40a billion-dollar clean-energy program.
0:15:40 > 0:15:42Wow, that's cool.
0:15:42 > 0:15:44- Hi.- We're in the middle of an interview.
0:15:44 > 0:15:47- Quick question.- Don't touch me. Don't touch me.
0:15:47 > 0:15:51So you raise money to give to politicians?
0:15:51 > 0:15:54It's what all the big businesses do, so why the bloody hell can't we?
0:15:54 > 0:15:56Makes you sound simple.
0:15:56 > 0:15:57- Really?- Yes.
0:15:57 > 0:16:00You nailed it today, man, but you always do.
0:16:00 > 0:16:02Seriously, it was cool. The boys loved it.
0:16:02 > 0:16:04- Oh, well, thanks. - You happy?
0:16:04 > 0:16:07- You happy with management? - Yeah, I think so.
0:16:07 > 0:16:10Because horrible manager, I heard.
0:16:10 > 0:16:11Because any time.
0:16:11 > 0:16:15My dad's been managing me for the last... Since the beginning, really.
0:16:17 > 0:16:20- How is he? Is he cool? - Yeah, no, he's very well.
0:16:20 > 0:16:23- Keeps well. Cool. - Yeah, no, he's very good.
0:16:24 > 0:16:27Listen, I gotta shoot, but there's a card.
0:16:27 > 0:16:30- Cool. Excellent.- Tasteful Think it over.
0:16:30 > 0:16:32- Thanks. Check you later. - Take care.
0:16:32 > 0:16:34Take care, Newton. Cool.
0:16:36 > 0:16:38CHATTERING
0:16:41 > 0:16:44Yeah, but that'd be weird.
0:16:44 > 0:16:46There you are.
0:16:46 > 0:16:49- Hey.- How are you doing?
0:16:49 > 0:16:52- Hey, man. - I heard about this.
0:16:52 > 0:16:54Brought the old ball and chain, what?
0:16:54 > 0:16:57- Who you calling a ball, dick? - Yeah, be nice to my orangutan.
0:16:57 > 0:16:58- Adam. - Stop it, Adam.
0:16:58 > 0:17:00Yeah, stop it, Adam.
0:17:00 > 0:17:02Lake, this is Mike, Morello's boyfriend.
0:17:02 > 0:17:05- Mark.- Mark. Big fan. - MARK CHUCKLES
0:17:05 > 0:17:07Is that a joke?
0:17:07 > 0:17:10- No, no, no. You were my screensaver. - HE CHUCKLES
0:17:10 > 0:17:13Are you like a team of stalkers? Is this what you do?
0:17:13 > 0:17:15Mainly I bank.
0:17:16 > 0:17:18- So you're a banker, eh? - Yeah.
0:17:18 > 0:17:21When did you first realise you were a banker?
0:17:21 > 0:17:23So, Lake, how do you know each other?
0:17:23 > 0:17:25We met at rehab.
0:17:28 > 0:17:30Yeah, right. He's obviously slung one up her.
0:17:30 > 0:17:32Morello.
0:17:32 > 0:17:34Darling, I'm gonna leave you with these lovely people.
0:17:34 > 0:17:36- See you later. - OK.
0:17:36 > 0:17:37Brilliant.
0:17:37 > 0:17:39You can't be angry at me for that.
0:17:39 > 0:17:41How many people are you gonna offend?
0:17:41 > 0:17:43- Are you OK?- I'm fine.
0:17:43 > 0:17:45- What's the matter with you? - Let's not fight.
0:17:45 > 0:17:48- You know he was gonna be here? - No. I ran into him.
0:17:48 > 0:17:51I'm on in 45 minutes. There has to be a solution.
0:17:51 > 0:17:54Why don't you put it on Facebook or something?
0:17:54 > 0:17:56Twitter's so much better than Facebook.
0:17:56 > 0:17:57Catwalk-honed.
0:17:57 > 0:18:00- How many followers do you have? - Ten thousand.
0:18:00 > 0:18:01Three hundred thousand.
0:18:01 > 0:18:03- Nine hundred thousand. - You do not.
0:18:03 > 0:18:06Isn't that the best way to ask a lot of people for help?
0:18:08 > 0:18:10Well, not the best.
0:18:10 > 0:18:13TECHNICIAN: Yeah, yeah. One, two. Yeah. Two, yeah.
0:18:13 > 0:18:14Go on!
0:18:16 > 0:18:17Go on!
0:18:19 > 0:18:23Hello, everybody. I'm really sorry to barge in on you like this.
0:18:23 > 0:18:25Someone bet me that a woman like me
0:18:25 > 0:18:29could never become attached to a man with a tiny penis.
0:18:29 > 0:18:31- Yeah! - I was massively tricked.
0:18:31 > 0:18:34Oh, look. It's Adam Elva from The Make.
0:18:34 > 0:18:36Yeah, all right, all right. Very funny.
0:18:36 > 0:18:39We got hitched together by some crazy dude backstage.
0:18:39 > 0:18:42I'd love to return his beautiful cuffs. If anyone has any bolt cutters...
0:18:46 > 0:18:48Bolt cutters!
0:18:48 > 0:18:52- Get off me! - All right, all right.
0:18:52 > 0:18:54- Please. - Easy, guys.
0:18:54 > 0:18:56They were just leaving. Show's over.
0:18:56 > 0:18:58Good luck, boys. Good luck.
0:18:58 > 0:19:00- Oh, my God. - How long have we got?
0:19:00 > 0:19:03- 15 minutes. - What stage you say you're on?
0:19:03 > 0:19:04That way. That way.
0:19:04 > 0:19:07- Run. - This is fun.
0:19:07 > 0:19:09Keep him under control. Keep him under a blanket.
0:19:09 > 0:19:12- Who's gonna do my solos? - I'll cover you.
0:19:12 > 0:19:15- Welcome to my side project. - You're in The Vaginas.
0:19:15 > 0:19:17- Where I've always wanted to be. - Shut up. Hurry up.
0:19:17 > 0:19:20So are all their songs about vagine?
0:19:20 > 0:19:24ALL: # And I would walk 500 miles
0:19:24 > 0:19:27# And I would walk 500 more
0:19:27 > 0:19:31# Just to be the man Who walks a thousand miles
0:19:31 > 0:19:34# To fall down at your door
0:19:34 > 0:19:37# Da, da, da Da, da, da
0:19:37 > 0:19:39# Da, da, da Da, da, da... #
0:19:40 > 0:19:44Oh, my God. Have you seen Twitter? It's crazy.
0:19:44 > 0:19:45You see?
0:19:45 > 0:19:47You were right. You were right, OK?
0:19:47 > 0:19:50- Whoa. Sorry, man. - Look.
0:19:50 > 0:19:52Oh, yeah? All right.
0:19:52 > 0:19:54Excuse me. Can I get a photo with you?
0:19:54 > 0:19:56- Yeah. - You want me to take it?
0:19:56 > 0:19:58- Guys. - Wait up, wait up.
0:19:58 > 0:20:00- Hurry up, hurry up. - Come on.
0:20:00 > 0:20:02- Can you hurry up? - All right.
0:20:02 > 0:20:05- Guys, can we just go, please? - Hello!
0:20:05 > 0:20:08Nice, Tyko. Got a cheap one in the background.
0:20:08 > 0:20:10Guys, come on. I'm on, like, now.
0:20:10 > 0:20:14Hey, Morello. Jay played me one of your songs. They're really good.
0:20:14 > 0:20:16I saw one of your poses. It was transcendent.
0:20:16 > 0:20:17Thanks.
0:20:17 > 0:20:20- Do you have to be that rude? - She's saying you're beautiful.
0:20:20 > 0:20:23Lake, I'm sorry.
0:20:26 > 0:20:28- You know what? - I need to go back for five minutes.
0:20:28 > 0:20:30- Why? - Because I need a restroom.
0:20:30 > 0:20:33- What? Go on the way. - I said a restroom, not a portaloo.
0:20:33 > 0:20:36- Don't be such a baby, man. - Listen, Tintin, focus, OK?
0:20:36 > 0:20:38We don't even want you on our stage.
0:20:38 > 0:20:41But we have to play well or we're not getting invited back.
0:20:41 > 0:20:44So if you could lower yourself to the level of the public,
0:20:44 > 0:20:46that would be great.
0:20:46 > 0:20:49All right. I can do that. Let's go. Come on.
0:20:49 > 0:20:52- Really? - Sophie, it's me. How you doing?
0:20:52 > 0:20:56- I cannot control him. - Watch and learn, Tyko.
0:20:56 > 0:20:58Yeah, don't worry about the price.
0:20:58 > 0:21:01- God. Here we go. - They're really not that bad.
0:21:01 > 0:21:04- OK, keep me posted. - Oh, I think they are.
0:21:05 > 0:21:07All right.
0:21:08 > 0:21:10Oh, this is nice.
0:21:10 > 0:21:12Ugh. Get off.
0:21:12 > 0:21:14Sure you don't wanna come in?
0:21:14 > 0:21:17SINGER: Look after each other, you hear me?
0:21:18 > 0:21:21- Have you started yet? - I'm going as fast as I can.
0:21:21 > 0:21:23Keep your fucking panties on.
0:21:23 > 0:21:26Ow! Ow!
0:21:26 > 0:21:27You... Fuck.
0:21:27 > 0:21:29Aw, did you piss on yourself?
0:21:29 > 0:21:32What the fuck are you doing, man?
0:21:32 > 0:21:35Ready? Yeah? Wicked. Can we go to this gig now, please?
0:21:35 > 0:21:39MUSIC: "Give It A Go" by the Dirty Pinks
0:21:43 > 0:21:45# After trial and error
0:21:45 > 0:21:47# From the first half fever Till the cold goodbye
0:21:47 > 0:21:51# I've broken a few hearts They ripped mine
0:21:51 > 0:21:55# Then I say never, never, never again Only one night stands for me
0:21:55 > 0:21:58# Then another one comes along I give in so easily
0:21:58 > 0:22:03# And I say no, no, no Gonna give it a go, go, go
0:22:03 > 0:22:05# I want to know, know, know How good it feels
0:22:05 > 0:22:09# To lie in someone's arms And hear them say baby... #
0:22:09 > 0:22:11CROWD CHEERING
0:22:11 > 0:22:14Thank you! Thank you very much.
0:22:19 > 0:22:23So you might have noticed a little change to our usual lineup.
0:22:23 > 0:22:26Morello's developed a nasty growth on her right hand.
0:22:26 > 0:22:29- FAN:- Adam and Morello, you sexy beast!- Yeah.
0:22:29 > 0:22:31Ready, ladies?
0:22:32 > 0:22:34One, two, three, four!
0:22:34 > 0:22:36Come on!
0:22:39 > 0:22:43# Ahh
0:22:46 > 0:22:49- CROWD SING ALONG:- # Ahhh... #
0:22:56 > 0:22:59Hello? Bobby, yeah. Have you got the key?
0:22:59 > 0:23:03- OK, Bobby, see you later. - OK, let's get it over here.
0:23:03 > 0:23:06# Shame on you for trying To take me down a peg or two
0:23:06 > 0:23:09# Ohh
0:23:09 > 0:23:12# Taken the blame for a fairytale Of forbidden fruit
0:23:12 > 0:23:14# Ooh
0:23:14 > 0:23:17# Describe me a position But I don't wanna play
0:23:17 > 0:23:20# Realise I should be pretty And have nothing to say
0:23:20 > 0:23:25# I will not stay put and obey... #
0:23:30 > 0:23:33Hey!
0:23:33 > 0:23:34AUDIENCE LAUGHS
0:23:34 > 0:23:36Get off!
0:23:38 > 0:23:42# Dirty Pink covers all manner of sins
0:23:44 > 0:23:47# The jilted brides that blush on cue
0:23:47 > 0:23:50# That's just something A girl like me wouldn't do
0:23:50 > 0:23:55# I will not wait for you
0:23:55 > 0:23:59# Sometimes I feel I've got to
0:23:59 > 0:24:04# Run away I've got to get away
0:24:04 > 0:24:08# From the pain you drive Into the heart of me
0:24:08 > 0:24:13# The love we share Seems to go nowhere
0:24:13 > 0:24:17# And I've lost my light
0:24:17 > 0:24:20# For I toss and turn I can't sleep at night
0:24:20 > 0:24:23# Once I ran to you Come on!
0:24:23 > 0:24:26# Now I run from you
0:24:26 > 0:24:29BOTH: # This tainted love you've given
0:24:29 > 0:24:31# I give you all a boy could give you
0:24:31 > 0:24:35# Take my tears And that's not nearly all
0:24:35 > 0:24:38# Tainted love Ohh
0:24:38 > 0:24:40# Tainted love
0:24:40 > 0:24:44- # Sometimes I feel I've got to - Dirty Pink covers all manner of sins
0:24:44 > 0:24:46- # Get away I've got to - # Hey
0:24:46 > 0:24:49# Sugar and filth Isn't all that I have been
0:24:49 > 0:24:52# The pain you drive Into the heart of me
0:24:52 > 0:24:58- # The jilted brides that blush on cue- Seems to go nowhere
0:24:58 > 0:25:02- # And I've lost my light - I will not wait for you
0:25:02 > 0:25:04# Can't sleep at night
0:25:04 > 0:25:07BOTH: # Once I ran to you
0:25:07 > 0:25:10- # Now I run from you - Ahh
0:25:10 > 0:25:16# This tainted love you've given I give you all a boy could give you
0:25:16 > 0:25:20# Take my tears And that's not nearly all. #
0:25:27 > 0:25:29CHEERING
0:25:36 > 0:25:38I can't believe you did that!
0:25:38 > 0:25:41Hey, baby. You all right?
0:25:41 > 0:25:45Sweetheart, that was incredible. It was great.
0:25:45 > 0:25:47TYKO: Hey, Adam.
0:25:47 > 0:25:49- Guys, I've just had good news. - Delivery from Bobby.
0:25:49 > 0:25:53I have got what are now the world's most expensive bolt cutters
0:25:53 > 0:25:56being taxied in from Edinburgh. They'll be here in a couple of hours.
0:25:56 > 0:25:58- Oh, thank the Lord. - Oh, baby!
0:25:59 > 0:26:02- And that's why he's my man. - Yes, it is.
0:26:02 > 0:26:05ALL: Slainte!
0:26:05 > 0:26:06All right.
0:26:09 > 0:26:10GROANING AND COUGHING
0:26:10 > 0:26:14- What the fuck was that? - Beer and gin.
0:26:14 > 0:26:16- Why?! - I like it.
0:26:16 > 0:26:18- That's disgusting. - There's the crazy guy.
0:26:18 > 0:26:20The guy. TYKO: What guy?
0:26:20 > 0:26:23- The handcuff guy. - Where, where, where?
0:26:23 > 0:26:25He's there by that food stall.
0:26:25 > 0:26:27Hey! Ha-ha-ha.
0:26:27 > 0:26:28Do that shit!
0:26:28 > 0:26:30- Let's go, let's go! - Where?
0:26:30 > 0:26:34- I don't know. Wait. - Why are you being so slow?
0:26:34 > 0:26:37- OK, OK. - Guys...
0:26:37 > 0:26:41Where? He's gone off somewhere. Shit.
0:26:41 > 0:26:44You religious pervert!
0:26:44 > 0:26:47- You class nutter! - Where'd he go?
0:26:47 > 0:26:49- Where's he gone? - I don't know. I can't see him.
0:26:49 > 0:26:51- Cross man! - MARK:- We'll never find him.
0:26:51 > 0:26:54There's 100,000 people here.
0:26:54 > 0:26:58Listen, it's OK. The taxi's coming in a couple of hours. Let's chill.
0:26:58 > 0:27:01There could be a worse way to spend a night, right?
0:27:01 > 0:27:03Exactly. Let's have a good time.
0:27:03 > 0:27:05Let's just go and get a drink. Let's have some fun, right?
0:27:07 > 0:27:09See, it's not bad, is it?
0:27:09 > 0:27:12- It's all right. - Who wants another one?
0:27:13 > 0:27:16# I start to come undone... #
0:27:16 > 0:27:18- Come on. - Ow!
0:27:20 > 0:27:26# Sometimes I feel that It's all too much to take
0:27:27 > 0:27:32# I look in the mirror But don't recognise... #
0:27:32 > 0:27:35Hey. I know you.
0:27:35 > 0:27:37- No. - You're Adam.
0:27:37 > 0:27:40- Sorry. - I know you!
0:27:40 > 0:27:42# It cuts like a knife... #
0:27:43 > 0:27:45What should we do now?
0:27:45 > 0:27:48# Things will turn out right
0:27:48 > 0:27:49# So show me the light
0:27:51 > 0:27:55# And tell me that Things will turn out right
0:27:55 > 0:27:57# Remember the night
0:27:59 > 0:28:02# How we would hold each other tight
0:28:02 > 0:28:04# So show me the light... #
0:28:06 > 0:28:07Shall we go on that?
0:28:07 > 0:28:10# Soon it will be snowing
0:28:11 > 0:28:13# The sky at night is dark
0:28:13 > 0:28:17# The stars they all start glowing
0:28:17 > 0:28:19# So show me the light
0:28:20 > 0:28:24# Tell me that Things will turn out right
0:28:24 > 0:28:26# It cuts like a knife
0:28:28 > 0:28:29# When you say things... #
0:28:29 > 0:28:31Can I have your biggest sausage?
0:28:31 > 0:28:35- Oh, my God. That's disgusting. - You gonna eat that? Now?
0:28:35 > 0:28:37- Ew.- Ew.
0:28:37 > 0:28:39Let's go watch some bands play.
0:28:39 > 0:28:42TYKO: Come on! KIRSTY: Yeah!
0:28:42 > 0:28:44MUSIC: "Colours" by Calvin Harris
0:29:04 > 0:29:06Animal!
0:29:06 > 0:29:09- Animal beginning with E. - Beginning with E.
0:29:09 > 0:29:10- Emu. - All right.
0:29:10 > 0:29:12Drink while you think.
0:29:12 > 0:29:14Body part. Start with a U.
0:29:15 > 0:29:18- Umbilical cord. - Umbilical cord.
0:29:18 > 0:29:21Animal beginning with E.
0:29:21 > 0:29:23Edward.
0:29:23 > 0:29:25That's the name of the animal.
0:29:25 > 0:29:26THEY LAUGH
0:29:26 > 0:29:30He happens to be a lemur, but his name is Edward.
0:29:30 > 0:29:31Edward.
0:29:31 > 0:29:33CELL PHONE CHIMES
0:29:33 > 0:29:35- I love this game. - You win for that.
0:29:35 > 0:29:38Right, that's the taxi arriving with the bolt cutters.
0:29:38 > 0:29:41- Body part beginning with R. - OK, see you all in a minute. R...
0:29:43 > 0:29:46Hi there. Have you got a package there?
0:29:46 > 0:29:48There you are. This is yours.
0:29:52 > 0:29:54What?
0:29:55 > 0:29:58- Are you kidding me? - Just delivering a package. Sorry.
0:30:01 > 0:30:06I've gotta cut my girlfriend off a rock star, not prune the bloody roses!
0:30:07 > 0:30:08Fuck.
0:30:10 > 0:30:13# People, get ready People, unite... #
0:30:15 > 0:30:19Hey, we'll have to try again in the morning, all right?
0:30:19 > 0:30:22- What'd you say? - They sent the wrong thing.
0:30:22 > 0:30:26DJ: One thing's for sure, let's have a fucking great time right here.
0:30:26 > 0:30:28T in the Park! Come on!
0:30:34 > 0:30:37# People, get ready People, unite
0:30:37 > 0:30:38# Yes
0:30:44 > 0:30:48# People People
0:30:48 > 0:30:50# People People... #
0:30:55 > 0:30:57Yeah!
0:30:57 > 0:30:59Whoo!
0:31:01 > 0:31:02Whoo!
0:31:11 > 0:31:14Guys, I'm so knackered.
0:31:15 > 0:31:19That's it. I'm done. I've been up since three this morning.
0:31:19 > 0:31:21This is going to be weird.
0:31:23 > 0:31:26What, four in a bed?
0:31:26 > 0:31:30No, that's fine. I just... I never had a guy there before.
0:31:30 > 0:31:31SHE CHUCKLES
0:31:31 > 0:31:33MUSIC PLAYING IN DISTANCE
0:31:52 > 0:31:56TYKO: I'm serious, they're classic movies, right?
0:31:56 > 0:31:59I got the whole back catalog remastered on Blu-ray.
0:31:59 > 0:32:00No way. Really?
0:32:00 > 0:32:02Have you ever seen Dumbo on mushrooms?
0:32:02 > 0:32:05I have not done that. We should do that.
0:32:05 > 0:32:09We should, right? We got a plasma screen on the tour bus, so...
0:32:09 > 0:32:12Nice. How big is that? How many inches are we talking here?
0:32:12 > 0:32:16- Does that matter to you? - No.
0:32:16 > 0:32:18A little, maybe.
0:32:18 > 0:32:22I am not sleeping in a tent.
0:32:22 > 0:32:23It's a yurt.
0:32:23 > 0:32:26Well, I am, and I'm sleeping with your boyfriend.
0:32:26 > 0:32:28I'm not sleeping with yours.
0:32:29 > 0:32:31Adam, it's been five days.
0:32:31 > 0:32:33What, you just wanna go for it?
0:32:33 > 0:32:36I got some strong sleeping pills if you guys want any.
0:32:36 > 0:32:39There will be no sex, ever.
0:32:39 > 0:32:42Mark, must be a real blow, man. No monkey sex.
0:32:42 > 0:32:44MORELLO CHUCKLES
0:32:45 > 0:32:47What is monkey sex?
0:32:47 > 0:32:50We'll call ourselves The Sidekicks, right?
0:32:50 > 0:32:52Let's be The Sidekicks.
0:32:52 > 0:32:54It's a beautiful thing we're gonna do.
0:32:54 > 0:32:56It's a very beautiful thing. Yeah.
0:32:56 > 0:32:58- Hey... - Yes. I mean, you're...
0:32:58 > 0:33:00You get it, right?
0:33:00 > 0:33:03Yeah. I'm gonna come back in one minute.
0:33:03 > 0:33:05OK. OK.
0:33:05 > 0:33:07All right.
0:33:08 > 0:33:10MUSIC PLAYING IN DISTANCE
0:33:21 > 0:33:23I thought you said we were staying on a yacht.
0:33:23 > 0:33:26- I said yurt. - Yurt. Yurt. Yurt.
0:33:26 > 0:33:29You're gonna love this.
0:33:29 > 0:33:30Oh, yes.
0:33:30 > 0:33:33- Ready? - OK.
0:33:33 > 0:33:35- Ta-da! - A bed!
0:33:35 > 0:33:38See? It's not like a tent. It is like a...yurt.
0:33:38 > 0:33:40I'm getting out of these wellies immediately.
0:33:40 > 0:33:42It's not as bad as I thought.
0:33:42 > 0:33:44Oh, no, don't put those there.
0:33:44 > 0:33:47- Watch the... - MORELLO LAUGHS
0:33:47 > 0:33:50- Ah! - Whoa.
0:33:50 > 0:33:52Hello.
0:33:52 > 0:33:56- This is... Oh, all right. - Let me take your jacket.
0:33:56 > 0:33:59God, how do I get this off? Here.
0:33:59 > 0:34:02Ow, ow, ow.
0:34:02 > 0:34:03Oh, wait. We need to get...
0:34:03 > 0:34:06- OK. - This fucking...
0:34:06 > 0:34:08- Move over, sweetie. - Come here, baby.
0:34:08 > 0:34:12This is not really what I had in mind for the evening.
0:34:12 > 0:34:14Never mind.
0:34:22 > 0:34:25- I'm falling out of the bed. - Please move up a bit.
0:34:25 > 0:34:27- We can't move up. - Adam, move over a bit.
0:34:27 > 0:34:31- That better be your hand, baby. - It is my hand.
0:34:32 > 0:34:34Do you get...animals in here?
0:34:34 > 0:34:37MUSIC: "Freaky Freaky Raving" by Found
0:34:39 > 0:34:40# Side by side
0:34:44 > 0:34:47# I'll just imagine
0:34:49 > 0:34:52# The times we'd be having
0:34:55 > 0:34:58# There's no room for napping
0:35:00 > 0:35:02# Or anything
0:35:05 > 0:35:08# Freaky freaky raving... #
0:35:08 > 0:35:13So you know what monkey-facing is but you don't know what pirating is?
0:35:15 > 0:35:18- SHE CLEARS THROAT - Whoa.
0:35:18 > 0:35:20HE CHUCKLES
0:35:20 > 0:35:23Tyko, hey, wait up. Where are you going, man?
0:35:23 > 0:35:25Exploring.
0:35:25 > 0:35:27Do not make it a big night.
0:35:27 > 0:35:30We have a gig tomorrow, right? Remember Coachella?
0:35:30 > 0:35:32Relax. They liked it.
0:35:32 > 0:35:35Tyko, if you did that in Texas, it would have been illegal, OK?
0:35:35 > 0:35:39- OK, whatever. - Tyko, this is Scotland.
0:35:39 > 0:35:41Look at what you're wearing.
0:35:41 > 0:35:44They will fucking deep-fry you out there.
0:35:44 > 0:35:47Now, why don't we just have a couple of drinks,
0:35:47 > 0:35:50and go for quick look around, huh?
0:35:50 > 0:35:54- OK, we'll make it a quiet one. - That's my boy.
0:35:54 > 0:35:57# Who's gonna give me a ride To the aftershow... #
0:35:57 > 0:36:00- Ah! Number two! - OK.
0:36:00 > 0:36:03- Three, two, one. - Three, two, one.
0:36:05 > 0:36:07WOMAN SQUEALS
0:36:07 > 0:36:08Hello!
0:36:09 > 0:36:11Hi. Yeah, it's me.
0:36:11 > 0:36:13Sign me, sign me, sign me!
0:36:13 > 0:36:17All right. You're enthusiastic, aren't you?
0:36:17 > 0:36:20- What's your name? - Jenny.
0:36:21 > 0:36:24- Jenny with a Y? - Yes. Oh, my God!
0:36:24 > 0:36:27All right. I'm gonna sign the last part backwards,
0:36:27 > 0:36:29so you can read it in the mirror.
0:36:29 > 0:36:31- All right! - All right.
0:36:31 > 0:36:33- There we go. - Thank you!
0:36:33 > 0:36:36Hey, I'm the manager. You want me to sign the other one?
0:36:36 > 0:36:38No, no, no. Ugh.
0:36:38 > 0:36:40I've got warm hands.
0:36:40 > 0:36:43You can't do that. People don't like it.
0:36:43 > 0:36:45Oh, come on.
0:36:45 > 0:36:48- Let's get another drink, huh? - Yeah. You get them.
0:36:48 > 0:36:52I'll stay and suck up the fans.
0:36:52 > 0:36:55Who wants their titty signed? Come on.
0:36:55 > 0:36:58I'm ready.
0:36:58 > 0:37:00Let's get out of here.
0:37:10 > 0:37:11ADAM MOANS
0:37:11 > 0:37:13- WHISPERING:- Adam.
0:37:13 > 0:37:15- Adam. - WHISPERING:- What?
0:37:15 > 0:37:17I need the loo.
0:37:19 > 0:37:22You could pee in a bottle or something.
0:37:22 > 0:37:23I could pee on your face.
0:37:26 > 0:37:28OK. Yeah.
0:37:28 > 0:37:29Let's not do that.
0:37:29 > 0:37:31OK.
0:37:41 > 0:37:44BOTH CHUCKLE
0:37:44 > 0:37:46Go on. After you.
0:37:51 > 0:37:52Shh. Shh.
0:37:55 > 0:37:59BOTH LAUGH
0:37:59 > 0:38:01Shut up.
0:38:11 > 0:38:16Right. I've gotta just do myself up at the bottom.
0:38:16 > 0:38:19I've got, like, this really annoying body. It's like...
0:38:19 > 0:38:22That I've got to do up underneath like a babygrow.
0:38:22 > 0:38:25- Why would I wanna know that? - Pretty weird.
0:38:25 > 0:38:27Like a toddler.
0:38:29 > 0:38:31All right.
0:38:31 > 0:38:34OK. First of all.
0:38:34 > 0:38:37I always forget to wash my hands, actually.
0:38:37 > 0:38:39I don't need that much. Go away.
0:38:39 > 0:38:41Get your hands under there now.
0:38:41 > 0:38:42Yes.
0:38:49 > 0:38:51- Put them on there. - Put them on?
0:38:51 > 0:38:52Put your hands on there.
0:39:01 > 0:39:04No, it's that way. It's that way.
0:39:04 > 0:39:06We just came from that way, definitely.
0:39:09 > 0:39:12I'm kind of really awake now. You snore, by the way.
0:39:12 > 0:39:13- I what? - Snore.
0:39:13 > 0:39:15- I snore? - You snore.
0:39:15 > 0:39:18You sound like a kind of... like a chainsaw on speed.
0:39:18 > 0:39:20- I do not snore. - Yeah, you do. - SHE SNORTS
0:39:20 > 0:39:24Like little, like, baby snores. Almost like you've got something stuck.
0:39:24 > 0:39:28You know who snores really bad? You know who snores really bad?
0:39:28 > 0:39:29Who?
0:39:29 > 0:39:33L to the A to the K to the E.
0:39:33 > 0:39:34- What?- Lake.
0:39:34 > 0:39:38Really? I snore pretty bad as well.
0:39:38 > 0:39:40Go on. Here you are.
0:39:40 > 0:39:41SHE CHUCKLES
0:39:45 > 0:39:47Mark speaks in his "spleep".
0:39:47 > 0:39:50- He speaks in his "spleep"? - He sleeps...
0:39:50 > 0:39:52- Speaks in his sleep? - Speaks in his sleep.
0:39:52 > 0:39:54- He kind of... - SHE MUMBLES GIBBERISH
0:39:54 > 0:39:58He wants to give orders in the morning. Muh-muh-muh! Coffee!
0:39:59 > 0:40:01I've still got that song in my head.
0:40:01 > 0:40:05# I've got to run away I've got to... ½
0:40:05 > 0:40:08You weren't as shit as I thought you'd be.
0:40:08 > 0:40:09Shut up.
0:40:09 > 0:40:12- Come on, baby. It was a joke. - You've seen me in the flesh.
0:40:12 > 0:40:15- At least finish your drink. - You haven't seen me play.
0:40:15 > 0:40:19You've gotta come tomorrow night for that.
0:40:20 > 0:40:23- Hey, Bobby. - I'm cool.
0:40:23 > 0:40:25- Are you OK? - Yeah.
0:40:27 > 0:40:32We're kind of trying to have a moment.
0:40:32 > 0:40:33What the fuck?
0:40:33 > 0:40:36I'm sorry. That's Bobby. He's our manager.
0:40:36 > 0:40:39Fucking here till Sunday. Try the veal.
0:40:40 > 0:40:42I can't leave him on his own.
0:40:42 > 0:40:47# Have twenty "one mores" Oh, it does not relent
0:40:49 > 0:40:52# The good times are killing me... #
0:40:56 > 0:40:58What do you wanna do now?
0:40:58 > 0:41:01- I wanna go on somewhere else. - What's your name? I'm Bobby.
0:41:01 > 0:41:03Now you're talking my language.
0:41:03 > 0:41:06I don't wanna stay here.
0:41:06 > 0:41:08OK. What do you have in mind?
0:41:08 > 0:41:10- I saw you. - Shh.
0:41:10 > 0:41:13What? I'm being quiet.
0:41:13 > 0:41:15Where have you been?!
0:41:15 > 0:41:17MORELLO LAUGHS
0:41:17 > 0:41:20- Uh, little trip to the restroom. - Together?
0:41:20 > 0:41:22- Well... - Incredible.
0:41:22 > 0:41:25While you leave me alone with this pervert?
0:41:25 > 0:41:27- What? - Come on, Lake.
0:41:27 > 0:41:30- Don't "Lake" me. - Why not? It's your name.
0:41:30 > 0:41:32Baby, the trick is to shut out her voice.
0:41:32 > 0:41:35I know, she has a voice like the Elephant Man's face.
0:41:35 > 0:41:38- Why don't you shut up? - Why don't you shut up?
0:41:38 > 0:41:40- Why are you such a bitch? - Because I'm worth it.
0:41:40 > 0:41:42I've seen your pores. You're not.
0:41:42 > 0:41:43- Ooh.- Honey.
0:41:43 > 0:41:46I've always wondered if models made fun of ordinary-person looks.
0:41:46 > 0:41:50You are not an ordinary person. Ordinary purple... People...
0:41:50 > 0:41:53LAUGHING
0:41:54 > 0:41:57- What? Shut up. - Sorry. I can't.
0:42:01 > 0:42:04- Shut up. - I'm trying.
0:42:04 > 0:42:07Lake, what are you doing? Lake.
0:42:07 > 0:42:09MORELLO LAUGHING
0:42:09 > 0:42:11Don't... Wait. Baby.
0:42:13 > 0:42:15- Morello. Morello. - It's over, Adam.
0:42:15 > 0:42:16Lake, come on.
0:42:16 > 0:42:18MUSIC PLAYING IN DISTANCE
0:42:18 > 0:42:20Baby, come back, all right? We're just...
0:42:22 > 0:42:23Lake.
0:42:23 > 0:42:26Wait up. Lake!
0:42:26 > 0:42:28Lake, hey, wait up.
0:42:33 > 0:42:36Where'd she go?
0:42:36 > 0:42:37HE SIGHS
0:42:42 > 0:42:44Shit.
0:42:44 > 0:42:46That was all my fault. I'm really sorry.
0:42:49 > 0:42:53ELECTRO PLAYS
0:43:03 > 0:43:05Hey, Bobby, we're gonna move on.
0:43:05 > 0:43:08Yeah, I know, I fucking love this tune.
0:43:08 > 0:43:11We should be dancing naked on a beach, right?
0:43:11 > 0:43:13Hey. My jacket.
0:43:13 > 0:43:15We got a friend.
0:43:15 > 0:43:18I could fuck the hole in a dolphin's head.
0:43:19 > 0:43:21MUSIC PLAYING IN DISTANCE
0:43:22 > 0:43:25- Hey. - All right, Mark.
0:43:33 > 0:43:38You know, working in music,
0:43:38 > 0:43:42being in a band, you develop these...
0:43:44 > 0:43:48..these telepathic connections, you know?
0:43:48 > 0:43:52For that reason alone, I think it's the best way to spend your life.
0:43:52 > 0:43:54You know? For that connection.
0:43:55 > 0:43:57That's... That's wealth.
0:43:59 > 0:44:02I'm really sorry about Lake.
0:44:02 > 0:44:05No. No, no. She was...
0:44:06 > 0:44:08We were...
0:44:09 > 0:44:11- No connection. - I'm sorry.
0:44:12 > 0:44:15Nothing compared to what I have with your girlfriend.
0:44:21 > 0:44:23Am I lying? I mean...
0:44:24 > 0:44:26You barely know her, man.
0:44:26 > 0:44:29I've known her 10 hours and I have a better connection.
0:44:29 > 0:44:32Of course, she'll say otherwise.
0:44:32 > 0:44:34That's because you're the fall-back.
0:44:34 > 0:44:36- What? - Gotta have a fall-back, right?
0:44:37 > 0:44:39Don't listen to him.
0:44:43 > 0:44:47Anyway, I need a drink, so let's go find a bar.
0:44:47 > 0:44:49Just ignore him. Come on.
0:44:52 > 0:44:55- Mark? - I'm not doing this again, Morello.
0:44:55 > 0:44:58It's not happening again.
0:44:59 > 0:45:01It's not happening again.
0:45:05 > 0:45:08- You'd better go with him. - Mark.
0:45:11 > 0:45:12Go.
0:45:18 > 0:45:21MUSIC: "Mapped By What Surrounded Them" by the Twilight Sad
0:45:24 > 0:45:25# And these walls
0:45:25 > 0:45:30# And these walls are filled with blame
0:45:37 > 0:45:39# And these walls
0:45:40 > 0:45:44# And these walls Are filled with blame
0:45:48 > 0:45:53# And she's sitting In the primrose garden
0:45:53 > 0:45:56# And she's playing with her toys
0:46:01 > 0:46:03# Just another child-like ghost
0:46:05 > 0:46:08# The trees and animals cry... #
0:46:21 > 0:46:25# My hole, I'll get my hole... #
0:46:25 > 0:46:28You got any hobbies?
0:46:28 > 0:46:30No.
0:46:31 > 0:46:32# I'll get my hole... #
0:46:32 > 0:46:37TYKO AND WOMAN MOAN IN TENT
0:46:37 > 0:46:41# It's a choo-choo train... #
0:46:42 > 0:46:44That's great. Yeah.
0:46:44 > 0:46:46Oh, my God.
0:46:46 > 0:46:48I charged it up again, so I can do it all tonight.
0:46:48 > 0:46:51And then we can redo the sessions.
0:46:51 > 0:46:53Hello.
0:46:53 > 0:46:55- Hi.- Do you wanna join us?
0:46:58 > 0:47:00Sure.
0:47:01 > 0:47:06- You're Kim, right? - Yeah. Hi. Kim Cox from Eco Lobby.
0:47:06 > 0:47:10- You're Mark. - Mark. That's it, yeah.
0:47:10 > 0:47:12Morello's other half. This is Lucie.
0:47:12 > 0:47:15- Hi. - She's just off to the toilet.
0:47:15 > 0:47:18Yeah, Morello's other half. Yeah, well.
0:47:18 > 0:47:21Sorry. Excuse me.
0:47:21 > 0:47:24Well, I don't think I am, actually, any more.
0:47:25 > 0:47:29- Do you wanna sit down? - Thanks. Thanks.
0:47:29 > 0:47:32PEOPLE NEARBY CHATTER
0:47:45 > 0:47:47I need a hug.
0:47:52 > 0:47:55MUSIC: "The Black Sun" by Jo Mango
0:48:00 > 0:48:04# I fell in love
0:48:04 > 0:48:08# With a starling
0:48:11 > 0:48:15# He died in my mother's arms
0:48:18 > 0:48:24# Was buried and exhumed
0:48:28 > 0:48:32# And now all I think of is
0:48:32 > 0:48:36# Wings beating... #
0:48:36 > 0:48:38TYKO: I'll just see where Bobby's gone.
0:48:39 > 0:48:43Where's Bobby? Bobby?
0:48:43 > 0:48:45Yeah! Whoo!
0:48:45 > 0:48:48Hi, ladies.
0:48:48 > 0:48:50Come here. Come here.
0:48:51 > 0:48:54We can't keep apart. We cannot keep apart.
0:48:54 > 0:48:56Come on. Come on.
0:48:58 > 0:49:02# Between my fingers
0:49:03 > 0:49:04# And the thumb
0:49:05 > 0:49:11# I looked in his thousandth eye
0:49:11 > 0:49:12# And saw... #
0:49:14 > 0:49:16Can I just see you without your glasses?
0:49:16 > 0:49:17Yeah.
0:49:19 > 0:49:21Wow.
0:49:21 > 0:49:24Yeah!
0:49:28 > 0:49:30# Your bones... #
0:49:33 > 0:49:35- MACHINE:- What a wimp. - Fuck you!
0:49:37 > 0:49:39LAUGHTER
0:49:42 > 0:49:47# I heard you singing
0:49:48 > 0:49:52# With tiny lungs
0:49:55 > 0:49:58Go away. Leave us alone. Go.
0:50:02 > 0:50:04You all right?
0:50:04 > 0:50:07# I've seen you grown massive
0:50:08 > 0:50:12# My tiny one
0:50:13 > 0:50:18# And I feel now your yearning
0:50:18 > 0:50:20# For the black sun
0:50:23 > 0:50:28# Oh, I feel that you're yearning... #
0:50:28 > 0:50:30I'm really short-sighted.
0:50:31 > 0:50:33# For the black sun... #
0:50:33 > 0:50:35SHE CHUCKLES
0:50:36 > 0:50:38It's OK.
0:51:03 > 0:51:08# So I told him how I loved
0:51:09 > 0:51:11# Your bones
0:51:14 > 0:51:19# When we pulled them one by one
0:51:20 > 0:51:22# Out the stone. #
0:51:22 > 0:51:26You all right, pal? Hey, you all right?
0:51:26 > 0:51:29I suggest you come back to the campsite.
0:51:29 > 0:51:31Here, stand up, my man.
0:51:31 > 0:51:33You're all right, ain't you?
0:51:33 > 0:51:35Oh, for fuck's sake.
0:51:35 > 0:51:37BOBBY MUMBLES
0:51:37 > 0:51:40PIANO ACCORDION PLAYS MELANCHOLY TUNE
0:51:48 > 0:51:50SWITCHES TO UPBEAT TUNE
0:51:58 > 0:52:01- Yeah, that's my song. - Mm-hm.
0:52:01 > 0:52:03- How do you do that? - Four chords.
0:52:05 > 0:52:07OK, it's my turn.
0:52:08 > 0:52:10Can I borrow your guitar?
0:52:14 > 0:52:16You guys seem to get on pretty well.
0:52:17 > 0:52:20Yeah, that's what womanisers do.
0:52:20 > 0:52:23- I'm not a womaniser. - You are.
0:52:25 > 0:52:27Play, play, play.
0:52:35 > 0:52:37SHE HUMS NOTE
0:52:38 > 0:52:42# I just wanna womanise you, baby
0:52:46 > 0:52:49# I'll spread your thighs for you, baby
0:52:49 > 0:52:51Mmm.
0:52:53 > 0:52:57# Then say my goodbyes to you, baby
0:52:58 > 0:53:02# Oh, don't be so shy, little lady
0:53:03 > 0:53:10# Maybe, maybe tonight Will be your lucky night, baby
0:53:10 > 0:53:14# It will be if you play your cards right
0:53:14 > 0:53:16# I'm such a womaniser, baby #
0:53:16 > 0:53:17# A womaniser... #
0:53:17 > 0:53:19SHE LAUGHS
0:53:19 > 0:53:22# I'm gonna leave you, baby
0:53:22 > 0:53:24# No, you're not
0:53:26 > 0:53:32# She can't go anywhere I can't get out
0:53:33 > 0:53:37# I think I'm gonna scream and shout
0:53:37 > 0:53:41- # Cos I'm a womaniser, baby - Womaniser, baby
0:53:42 > 0:53:46- # Womanise all night long - All night long... #
0:53:47 > 0:53:50BIRDS CAW
0:54:07 > 0:54:10MORELLO AND ADAM SCREECH
0:54:10 > 0:54:14MUSIC: "No Cigarette" by Withered Hand
0:54:14 > 0:54:19# Think me and you Could maybe use a lost weekend
0:54:20 > 0:54:24# I've been losing all my friends
0:54:25 > 0:54:28# I wave another empty bottle... #
0:54:28 > 0:54:31Oh, God.
0:54:31 > 0:54:36# Like I'm hitting it hard But it's just pretend... #
0:54:36 > 0:54:39Bobby?
0:54:39 > 0:54:41- Tyko? - Bobby, is that you?
0:54:41 > 0:54:43Tyko?
0:54:43 > 0:54:46Bobby! Oh, Bobby. BOBBY LAUGHS
0:54:47 > 0:54:50# I went and got lost
0:54:51 > 0:54:54# Always the back end Of this pantomime horse
0:55:00 > 0:55:05# All we seem to do these days Is wave our arms and yell
0:55:06 > 0:55:08# Other people are hell... #
0:55:08 > 0:55:11No! Ahh!
0:55:11 > 0:55:13# It's getting to me
0:55:14 > 0:55:18INDISTINCT CONVERSATION
0:55:18 > 0:55:24# Maestro, a drum roll please This is the golden age. #
0:55:25 > 0:55:28PEOPLE SHOUT IN DISTANCE
0:55:46 > 0:55:47Where are you gonna go?
0:55:47 > 0:55:49I don't know.
0:55:51 > 0:55:53I'm getting into the safety position.
0:55:54 > 0:55:57This is the safety position. Such...
0:55:58 > 0:56:00THEY GRUNT
0:56:05 > 0:56:07MORELLO SOBS
0:56:09 > 0:56:13Are you crying? Are you crying? What's wrong?
0:56:13 > 0:56:15What's wrong?
0:56:15 > 0:56:18What's it all...
0:56:18 > 0:56:22The band I've spent six years trying to build up,
0:56:22 > 0:56:24it's a fucking joke.
0:56:24 > 0:56:27I've just been dumped and womanised.
0:56:29 > 0:56:31And now I'm in the mud, people!
0:56:41 > 0:56:43It's all right.
0:56:51 > 0:56:54And there's those people in there.
0:56:56 > 0:56:58It's all right.
0:57:07 > 0:57:09You smile like a girl.
0:57:14 > 0:57:16You're incredibly beautiful.
0:57:18 > 0:57:21MUSIC: "If I Don't Belong" by Strike The Colours
0:57:30 > 0:57:32SHOWER RUNNING
0:57:42 > 0:57:46# Be the one that I love
0:57:48 > 0:57:53# And I will see your frown In the furrows of the mud
0:57:54 > 0:57:58# Make me weak at the knees
0:58:00 > 0:58:06# And I will see your eyes In the bark of the trees
0:58:16 > 0:58:18- Maybe.- Maybe. - Possibly.- Maybe.
0:58:18 > 0:58:22# Lay my head on the ground
0:58:24 > 0:58:29# There won't be a sound As the dawn comes down
0:58:30 > 0:58:34# And the leaking clouds
0:58:36 > 0:58:42# Will fill up the streams That'll drown you out
0:58:42 > 0:58:44# If I don't belong... #
0:58:44 > 0:58:45Let's go.
0:58:45 > 0:58:47Right.
0:58:48 > 0:58:54# Lay my bones underneath the trees
0:58:54 > 0:59:00# And let the wind have my body
0:59:00 > 0:59:06# Commit each hair On my head to the sea. #
0:59:19 > 0:59:22I'm sorry about your granddad's jacket.
0:59:22 > 0:59:24Now we fought in it too.
0:59:24 > 0:59:26Yeah.
0:59:34 > 0:59:35SHE SIGHS
0:59:41 > 0:59:43MUSIC PLAYING IN DISTANCE
0:59:50 > 0:59:51Pass?
0:59:55 > 0:59:57Pass, please.
0:59:57 > 1:00:00Whoa. Hey, do you know who I am?
1:00:00 > 1:00:02- Cool. Hey. - I'm the man...
1:00:02 > 1:00:04Hey, I'm the manager of The Make.
1:00:04 > 1:00:06Tyko! Shit!
1:00:06 > 1:00:10Fuck you, you fucking shit blister!
1:00:10 > 1:00:14- Fuck! Tyko! - Do you know this guy?
1:00:14 > 1:00:17I've never seen him before in my life.
1:00:17 > 1:00:20Hey, Tyko! Get this fucked-up fool off me!
1:00:20 > 1:00:21Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey.
1:00:21 > 1:00:25- He's trying to fuck me. - Hey, man. Excuse me?
1:00:25 > 1:00:28I was joking. It doesn't seem so funny now.
1:00:28 > 1:00:32You asswipe! I got my fucking meds in there!
1:00:32 > 1:00:36Bobby. Hang tight, Bobby. I'll get you in here. Don't move.
1:00:36 > 1:00:39You do not have a fucking job in the morning, sir.
1:00:55 > 1:00:56All right.
1:00:56 > 1:00:59We got coffee, black.
1:00:59 > 1:01:04We got juices, orange, exotic, brown.
1:01:04 > 1:01:06Like vitamin C.
1:01:06 > 1:01:10And something called Irn-Bru, but I think that's a beer.
1:01:10 > 1:01:11Just mix them together
1:01:11 > 1:01:14- and pour them over my head. - Oh, look.
1:01:14 > 1:01:17- Hey there, AWOL. - Hey, man.
1:01:17 > 1:01:20- Can you keep it down to a whisper? - You OK?
1:01:20 > 1:01:23- It's just been a little heavy. - Have you seen my girls?
1:01:23 > 1:01:25I've been looking all over for you two.
1:01:25 > 1:01:28I want my handcuffs back.
1:01:28 > 1:01:31- What? - Hey, I got other people to cuff.
1:01:31 > 1:01:35- Where is the key? - I gave the key to this young man.
1:01:36 > 1:01:39- What? - I gave it to Tyko.
1:01:39 > 1:01:41- Right, and I gave it to... - Uh-uh.
1:01:41 > 1:01:44- Tyko? - My own...pocket.
1:01:47 > 1:01:48You knew about this?
1:01:51 > 1:01:55- So this was a joke to you? - No, it wasn't a joke.
1:01:55 > 1:01:57- It wasn't a joke. - I don't care.
1:01:57 > 1:02:00Can whoever has the key take these fucking things off me?
1:02:00 > 1:02:04Nobody's gonna save the planet but you folks, you know that?
1:02:04 > 1:02:06You cram 100,000 people together,
1:02:06 > 1:02:09no music, what do you get? A riot.
1:02:09 > 1:02:11You give them music, we all in this together.
1:02:11 > 1:02:14- TYKO: OK, you're free. - Please, let me explain.
1:02:14 > 1:02:15Please. Please, don't.
1:02:15 > 1:02:17Music turns a mob into a movement.
1:02:17 > 1:02:18Wait, Morello!
1:02:18 > 1:02:20BOBBY GROANS
1:02:23 > 1:02:26That guy is loud.
1:02:26 > 1:02:28MUSIC: "Candy" by Paolo Nutini
1:02:30 > 1:02:34# Well, I'm some stain there On your bed sheet
1:02:34 > 1:02:37# You're my diamond in the rough
1:02:37 > 1:02:42# Darling I'll bathe your skin
1:02:42 > 1:02:45# I'll even wash your clothes
1:02:45 > 1:02:51# Just give me some candy Before I go
1:02:51 > 1:02:53CROWD CHEERING
1:02:53 > 1:02:57# Oh, darling, I'll kiss your eyes
1:02:57 > 1:03:01# And lay you down on your rug
1:03:01 > 1:03:03# Just give me some candy
1:03:05 > 1:03:08# After my hug
1:03:11 > 1:03:13SPEECH DROWNED OUT BY MUSIC
1:03:32 > 1:03:38# I know that there are writings On the wall... #
1:03:39 > 1:03:41Gotta talk to her.
1:03:45 > 1:03:47Do you wanna eat?
1:03:47 > 1:03:50No. No.
1:03:50 > 1:03:52You are knotted.
1:03:52 > 1:03:55# Before I go
1:03:55 > 1:04:00# Darling, I'll kiss your eyes
1:04:00 > 1:04:03# Lay down on your rug
1:04:04 > 1:04:07# Just give me some candy
1:04:09 > 1:04:12# After my hug
1:04:13 > 1:04:15# Oh, and I'll... #
1:04:15 > 1:04:19The video sequence, that finishes there, OK?
1:04:19 > 1:04:23- So if you just change the order. - Yeah, yeah.
1:04:23 > 1:04:25CHEERING
1:04:26 > 1:04:28This is such a beautiful thing, guys.
1:04:28 > 1:04:30How are you? You want me to sign right here?
1:04:30 > 1:04:33Be patient. We'll get you all.
1:04:33 > 1:04:38CROWD: # I want you I want you instead, I want you... #
1:04:38 > 1:04:40- Hello.- Hi.
1:04:40 > 1:04:42- How are you? - I'm all right. How are you?
1:04:43 > 1:04:46Oh, my God. Thank you!
1:04:50 > 1:04:53- Hi. How you doing? All right? - All right, yeah.
1:04:55 > 1:04:57- What's your name, man? - What's your name?
1:04:57 > 1:05:01- Bryan. - Bryan. With a Y?
1:05:02 > 1:05:04Come on! All right! Yeah!
1:05:04 > 1:05:05- Hi. - Hey, pretty.
1:05:05 > 1:05:08Hey, man. How are you?
1:05:08 > 1:05:12That feels amazing. So many hands on my body.
1:05:12 > 1:05:14I like it. Oh, my God, this is happening.
1:05:14 > 1:05:16Will you let me down?
1:05:16 > 1:05:18Beautiful.
1:05:18 > 1:05:22- Thank you, guys. - Fuck this, man.
1:05:22 > 1:05:24CROWD: # You let me feel real... #
1:05:24 > 1:05:26Can we get out of here?
1:05:26 > 1:05:28Love you. I'll wave.
1:05:38 > 1:05:40CHEERING
1:05:48 > 1:05:50Hey.
1:05:50 > 1:05:52I came to say good luck.
1:05:54 > 1:05:56You got yourself a soft landing.
1:05:58 > 1:06:00You wanted me to wait to get pushed?
1:06:00 > 1:06:02For her?
1:06:02 > 1:06:05It seemed to me like you barely even needed the handcuffs.
1:06:11 > 1:06:14Have a good show.
1:06:18 > 1:06:20Shall we do this, man?
1:06:20 > 1:06:21Yeah.
1:06:25 > 1:06:26BOTH SCREAM
1:06:26 > 1:06:29MUSIC: "You Instead" by The Make
1:06:42 > 1:06:46# She got loved up On the seashore
1:06:46 > 1:06:50# Kissing with a girl He'd never met before
1:06:50 > 1:06:53# The food was sparse But the drink was plenty
1:06:53 > 1:06:57# Jack was 16 And Jill had just turned 20
1:06:57 > 1:07:00# Lying there on the midnight sand
1:07:00 > 1:07:03# He said he'd give her the sky If she held his hand
1:07:03 > 1:07:06# She counted every star in the sky
1:07:06 > 1:07:10# And said I-I don't want that I want you instead
1:07:12 > 1:07:14# I want you instead
1:07:15 > 1:07:19# I want you instead I want you... #
1:07:19 > 1:07:21"YOU INSTEAD" PLAYS IN DISTANCE
1:07:25 > 1:07:28He did look good in my jacket, didn't he?
1:07:31 > 1:07:33Morello, it's not too late.
1:07:34 > 1:07:36Just another imposter.
1:07:39 > 1:07:41# I want you instead
1:07:41 > 1:07:43CROWD CHEERING
1:07:43 > 1:07:45# I want you instead
1:07:45 > 1:07:48# I want you I want you instead
1:07:52 > 1:07:53# Make me feel real
1:07:54 > 1:07:57# Real Real
1:07:58 > 1:08:01# You make me feel real
1:08:01 > 1:08:05# Real Real
1:08:05 > 1:08:07# Real
1:08:07 > 1:08:10# She got loved up on the seashore
1:08:13 > 1:08:14# You make me feel real
1:08:14 > 1:08:17# Kissing with a girl He'd never met before... #
1:08:23 > 1:08:24Whoo!
1:08:26 > 1:08:28I think we need to go away after this.
1:08:28 > 1:08:31- Yes. - Go away together for a week.
1:08:31 > 1:08:33- No boys, no men. - No boys.
1:08:34 > 1:08:35Just music.
1:08:35 > 1:08:37CROWD CHEERING
1:08:45 > 1:08:47Morello.
1:08:48 > 1:08:49Morello!
1:08:52 > 1:08:56I don't know if you heard about what's been happening, but...
1:08:56 > 1:08:59You know what? I think I need your help.
1:08:59 > 1:09:01Can you help me out?
1:09:01 > 1:09:02CHEERING
1:09:02 > 1:09:05Yeah? You are beautiful.
1:09:05 > 1:09:10OK, can we all shout for Morello, please?
1:09:10 > 1:09:14ALL: Morello! Morello! Morello!
1:09:14 > 1:09:18Morello! Morello! Morello!
1:09:18 > 1:09:21Morello! Morello!
1:09:21 > 1:09:22Morello! Morello...
1:09:22 > 1:09:24You gotta be louder than that.
1:09:24 > 1:09:28Morello! Morello! Morello!
1:09:28 > 1:09:31- I'm for music. - CHUCKLING
1:09:31 > 1:09:32Uh...
1:09:32 > 1:09:35CROWD: Morello! Morello! Morello!
1:09:37 > 1:09:39CHANTING CONTINUES
1:09:45 > 1:09:47Oh, my God.
1:09:48 > 1:09:52I don't... I'm just gonna... I'm just gonna check it out.
1:09:52 > 1:09:55ALL: Morello! Morello! Morello!
1:09:55 > 1:09:59Morello! Morello!
1:09:59 > 1:10:04I don't know if she's out there, but, Morello, this is for you.
1:10:04 > 1:10:07If you can hear me,
1:10:07 > 1:10:11you make me feel more real than any girl I've ever met.
1:10:11 > 1:10:15I screwed up your set yesterday. Why don't you come screw mine up?
1:10:15 > 1:10:18Go on.
1:10:18 > 1:10:20MUSIC: "Dark Energy" by The Make
1:10:24 > 1:10:26# Closer we get Temperatures rise
1:10:29 > 1:10:32# The look on your face The fear in your eyes
1:10:35 > 1:10:38# Tonight you're mine You're mine, you're mine
1:10:41 > 1:10:44# Tonight you're mine You're mine, you're mine
1:10:47 > 1:10:50# Tonight you're mine You're mine, you're mine
1:10:52 > 1:10:53Morello coming through.
1:10:53 > 1:10:56# Tonight you're mine You're mine, you're mine
1:10:59 > 1:11:02# I feel your light shining on me
1:11:02 > 1:11:06# Whenever you're around me
1:11:06 > 1:11:08# I'm feeling so alive #
1:11:08 > 1:11:10CHEERING
1:11:11 > 1:11:14# I feel your light shining on me
1:11:14 > 1:11:19# Whenever you're around me I'm feeling so alive
1:11:22 > 1:11:25# Tonight you're mine You're mine, you're mine
1:11:28 > 1:11:32# Tonight you're mine You're mine, you're mine...
1:11:42 > 1:11:43Hey, hey!
1:11:49 > 1:11:52Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Morello!
1:11:52 > 1:11:54Morello's on-stage!
1:12:07 > 1:12:10BOTH: # I feel your light shining on me
1:12:10 > 1:12:15# Whenever you're around me I'm feeling so alive #
1:12:19 > 1:12:22# I feel your light shining on me
1:12:22 > 1:12:27# Whenever you're around me I'm feeling so alive... #
1:12:44 > 1:12:47CHEERING
1:12:47 > 1:12:50Oh, that's beautiful.
1:12:51 > 1:12:55All right, you're making me lonely now. Is there anyone for me?
1:12:57 > 1:13:00MUSIC: "Tainted Love" by Gloria Jones
1:13:02 > 1:13:06# Sometimes I feel I've got to
1:13:06 > 1:13:10# Run away, I've got to Get away from the pain
1:13:10 > 1:13:14# You drive into the heart of me
1:13:14 > 1:13:18# The love we share Seems to go nowhere
1:13:18 > 1:13:21# And I've lost my light
1:13:21 > 1:13:25# For I toss and turn I can't sleep at night
1:13:26 > 1:13:31# Once I ran to you Now I run from you
1:13:31 > 1:13:33# This tainted love you've given
1:13:33 > 1:13:36# I give you all a girl can give you
1:13:36 > 1:13:40# Take, not give And that's not nearly all
1:13:40 > 1:13:41# Tainted love
1:13:44 > 1:13:49# Now I know I've got to Run away
1:13:49 > 1:13:52# I've got to Get away
1:13:52 > 1:13:55# You don't really want Any love from me
1:13:55 > 1:14:01# To make things right You need someone to hold you tight
1:14:01 > 1:14:07# And you'll think love is to pray But I'm sorry I don't pray that way
1:14:07 > 1:14:13# Once I ran to you Now I run from you
1:14:13 > 1:14:18# The tainted love you've given I give you all a girl could give you
1:14:18 > 1:14:22# Take, not give And that's not nearly all
1:14:22 > 1:14:23# Tainted love
1:14:24 > 1:14:27# Talking about the tainted love
1:14:27 > 1:14:30# Talking about the tainted love
1:14:30 > 1:14:32# Talking about the tainted love
1:14:32 > 1:14:35# Talking about the tainted love
1:14:35 > 1:14:38# Tainted love
1:14:38 > 1:14:41# Tainted love
1:14:41 > 1:14:44# Tainted love Ahh, yeah
1:14:44 > 1:14:46# Tainted love... #