Anuvahood

0:00:02 > 0:00:09This film contains strong language

0:00:10 > 0:00:13So, what you saying? You gonna do it, yeah?

0:00:13 > 0:00:15Yeah, it's on.

0:00:15 > 0:00:18I'm hearing he's been talking about you. Gassing.

0:00:18 > 0:00:23Saying how he par'd you off. Can't let man violate you like that.

0:00:23 > 0:00:24You feel me, fam?

0:00:30 > 0:00:34- Fuck this. Can't we move to him? - Forget the hype.

0:00:34 > 0:00:37Come, we roll over there and let's see what's good.

0:00:37 > 0:00:39Fuck this. Come, we gonna go and do this, blud.

0:00:39 > 0:00:41Yeah, I'm on it.

0:00:51 > 0:00:54Cos if I see him, fam, I'll move to you straightaway, fam. No long ting.

0:00:54 > 0:00:58Hey, cous, I see you another day in the club, fam.

0:00:58 > 0:01:01- Yo, fam! - One second, fam. What you want?

0:01:01 > 0:01:04What you mean, blud? You trying to take me for some dickhead, man?

0:01:04 > 0:01:05I ain't having it, blud, you hear me? See me...

0:01:08 > 0:01:09Dickhead.

0:01:09 > 0:01:10THEY LAUGH

0:01:10 > 0:01:14Hey, cous! Hey, cous! You know who tried to move to me, fam?

0:01:14 > 0:01:17Kenneth. Yeah, that little idiot, fam.

0:01:17 > 0:01:19- He's a dickhead. - Dickhead.

0:01:19 > 0:01:22Yo, what time you finishing work?

0:01:22 > 0:01:26You all right, blud? Told you not to chill with them.

0:01:26 > 0:01:29- They don't like you. You all right? - I'm cool, man.

0:01:29 > 0:01:32That was a punch, though. Bam! You went flying, boy!

0:01:32 > 0:01:34- Let me see your face. - Get off me, man!

0:01:34 > 0:01:37What are you doing? Why are you here lying on the floor?

0:01:37 > 0:01:39You were meant to start work ten minutes ago.

0:01:39 > 0:01:41- You're here sleeping on the floor. - I'm not sleeping, man.

0:01:41 > 0:01:43I don't know who you think you are, Kenneth,

0:01:43 > 0:01:45but I'm not going to have you disrespecting my authority.

0:01:45 > 0:01:47I want you to get to work now.

0:01:47 > 0:01:50- If you keep messing me around...I promise you...- You'll what?

0:01:50 > 0:01:52- Know what? Burn your job, blud! - Sorry?

0:01:52 > 0:01:54Man's on big tings out here, rudeboy.

0:01:54 > 0:01:57Oh, here we go again. Mr Kenneth O'Sullivan Fletcher.

0:01:57 > 0:02:01The next Nappy from N-Dubz. Somehow I can't see it.

0:02:01 > 0:02:03- Is that your full name, blud? - My name is K.

0:02:03 > 0:02:06- K Laimsbury's. - Shut your mouth, you butters sket!

0:02:06 > 0:02:10If you think I'm gonna be working here for the rest of my life, you must be mad.

0:02:10 > 0:02:13- I'm gone. I'm on big tings, blud. - Wasteman!

0:02:13 > 0:02:15You're the flippin' waste, people, man. You get me?

0:02:15 > 0:02:19You lot keep stacking boxes, yeah, while I start stacking dough!

0:02:19 > 0:02:23- What, you're gonna become a baker now, are you? - HE CHUCKLES

0:02:23 > 0:02:26- What you doing, blud? - It was the baker line that got me.

0:02:26 > 0:02:28Listen, Russell, you don't know me.

0:02:28 > 0:02:29- Man's a big man. - Big man!

0:02:29 > 0:02:32What, you think all I do is work here, blud? Are you stupid, blud?

0:02:32 > 0:02:34- I handle next business, blud. - What business, blud?

0:02:34 > 0:02:36Shut up, man. Come, we kick.

0:02:36 > 0:02:38You know, this music industry thing is not gonna work for you.

0:02:38 > 0:02:40I've been there.

0:02:40 > 0:02:42One, two, three, four!

0:02:42 > 0:02:45You know, go on! Go, you losers. Everybody, what you looking at?

0:02:45 > 0:02:47What business you got?

0:02:47 > 0:02:50Don't worry, man. It's a big man's ting, innit?

0:02:52 > 0:02:55What's going on, blud? I've come here to collect, fam.

0:02:55 > 0:02:57- Come to collect what? - My P, innit?

0:02:57 > 0:03:00Your P? What, we got a urine sample of yours?

0:03:00 > 0:03:04I'm talking money, man. Euros, dollars, wonga. My spondoolie, fam.

0:03:04 > 0:03:06You on drugs?

0:03:06 > 0:03:08Is this a flipping joke or something?

0:03:08 > 0:03:10Don't they know who you are, blud?

0:03:10 > 0:03:12Of course they know who I am. It's just a little joke that we do, you get me?

0:03:12 > 0:03:14I got the biggest-selling mix tape in this place, man.

0:03:14 > 0:03:16I pay his rent, you get me? Feel The Pain.

0:03:16 > 0:03:21Feel The Pain! Oh! Feel The Pain! Oh! Feel The Pain...

0:03:21 > 0:03:23Oi. Can you stop humping my counter, please?

0:03:23 > 0:03:26That's the name of the mix tape, innit? Feel The Pain.

0:03:26 > 0:03:28Oh, is it? Feel The Pain, yes?

0:03:28 > 0:03:30Yeah, I brought it in two months ago. Sale or return.

0:03:30 > 0:03:33- Right. Feel The Pain, yeah? - Yeah.

0:03:35 > 0:03:37No, we haven't sold any.

0:03:37 > 0:03:40- What? Not even one, blud? - You tryna jingle me, innit?

0:03:40 > 0:03:43If you haven't sold any, yeah, then where are my CDs, huh?

0:03:50 > 0:03:53Hold on, there's four missing here. See, I knew you'd try it, you know?

0:03:53 > 0:03:56Trying to tell me you haven't sold any. My mix tape's in hot demand.

0:03:56 > 0:03:59- Hot demand. - You owe me some money, blud.

0:03:59 > 0:04:03Here's one. Tell you what. I'll give you three quid.

0:04:03 > 0:04:07Look at the state of this shit, man. I should smash up your shop, blud.

0:04:07 > 0:04:11- I'll smash it up, you know. - Smash it up! Bomb it, rudeboy!

0:04:11 > 0:04:13You'll do what?

0:04:13 > 0:04:15Bumbaclot...

0:04:17 > 0:04:19Just give me my £3, please.

0:04:24 > 0:04:26Thanks.

0:04:26 > 0:04:28Come, we kick, man.

0:04:33 > 0:04:34Thanks.

0:04:39 > 0:04:41So, what we doing now, man? Where you on?

0:04:41 > 0:04:44I'm going back to the hood, innit? Shit, let's go.

0:04:44 > 0:04:47# Somebody put some music in my food for me... #

0:04:47 > 0:04:49See what I'm saying, yeah?

0:04:49 > 0:04:51# Reggae, reggae sauce

0:04:51 > 0:04:54# Hot reggae, reggae sauce... #

0:04:54 > 0:04:56WOMAN SCREAMS

0:05:07 > 0:05:10MUSIC: "Pass Out" by Tinie Tempah

0:05:18 > 0:05:20# Yeah, yeah, we bring the stars out

0:05:20 > 0:05:23# We bring the women and the cars and the cards out

0:05:23 > 0:05:26# Let's have a toast, a celebration, get a glass out

0:05:26 > 0:05:28# And we can do this until we pass out

0:05:28 > 0:05:31# Let it rain

0:05:31 > 0:05:33- # Let it pour away - # Yeah

0:05:33 > 0:05:37# We won't come down until we hit the ground

0:05:37 > 0:05:39# Yeah, yeah, and pass out

0:05:39 > 0:05:41# I'm in charge now

0:05:41 > 0:05:43# I'm a star and I bought my fucking cast out

0:05:43 > 0:05:46# I live a very, very, very wild lifestyle

0:05:46 > 0:05:48# Heidi and Audrina, eat your heart out

0:05:48 > 0:05:49# I used to listen to you

0:05:49 > 0:05:51# Don't wanna bring arms out

0:05:51 > 0:05:53# I got so many clothes I keeps 'em in my aunt's house

0:05:53 > 0:05:56# Disturbing London, baby, we about to branch out

0:05:56 > 0:05:58# Soon I'll be the king like Prince Charles' child

0:05:58 > 0:06:01# Yeah, yeah And there ain't nobody fresher

0:06:01 > 0:06:03# Semester to semester Ravin' with the freshers

0:06:03 > 0:06:06# 20 light bulbs around my table and my dresser

0:06:06 > 0:06:08# CLC Kompressor just in case that don't impress her

0:06:08 > 0:06:11# Say hello to Dexter, say hello to Uncle Fester

0:06:11 > 0:06:13# Got them gazing at my necklace... #

0:06:13 > 0:06:16There was no gal!

0:06:16 > 0:06:19# Haters I can't fuckin' hear your reception

0:06:19 > 0:06:21# Yeah, yeah, we bring the stars out

0:06:21 > 0:06:24# We bring the women and the cars and the cards out... #

0:06:24 > 0:06:25HE LAUGHS

0:06:25 > 0:06:27SHE SCREAMS

0:06:27 > 0:06:29What?

0:06:29 > 0:06:31# Let it rain

0:06:31 > 0:06:34# Let it pour away

0:06:34 > 0:06:36# We won't come down... #

0:06:36 > 0:06:41Big Mike, blud! He's a proper bad man, innit?

0:06:41 > 0:06:44- One day, blud. - One day, fam.

0:06:48 > 0:06:51You've never even been round to fix my flaming window!

0:06:51 > 0:06:55You couldn't fix the crack in my arse! Oh, I've had enough!

0:06:56 > 0:06:58# What ya mean? What ya mean? Your mom

0:06:58 > 0:06:59# What ya mean? What ya mean? Fat ting

0:06:59 > 0:07:01# What ya mean? What ya mean? Slim ting... #

0:07:01 > 0:07:03What did I tell you about this shit, man?

0:07:03 > 0:07:05- Let me have a Fruitella, blud. - No.

0:07:05 > 0:07:08- Yo! K! All right! - Just keep walking.

0:07:08 > 0:07:09I ain't got time for this.

0:07:09 > 0:07:13Blud, come on, hear me out. What you saying, TJ? Are you cool, yeah?

0:07:13 > 0:07:15- I'm cool, blud. - Lend me a pound or something.

0:07:15 > 0:07:18- I just bought a Magnum. - You better run. Hey, listen!

0:07:18 > 0:07:20- You owe me a tenner. - I don't owe you nothing, man.

0:07:20 > 0:07:22Hear me out, man! Real talk.

0:07:22 > 0:07:24Real talk, fam. Listen, I see your mum, innit?

0:07:24 > 0:07:26Blud, don't talk about my mum.

0:07:26 > 0:07:29- I see your mum in Netto's, fam. - Shut up.

0:07:29 > 0:07:31Listen. So, she was like, "What you saying, Craig?"

0:07:31 > 0:07:34I was like, "I'm cool, Pauline, are you cool, yeah?"

0:07:34 > 0:07:37Yeah. We's at the till, right? And she started going like this.

0:07:37 > 0:07:39Going this, you get me? No wallet!

0:07:39 > 0:07:43No word of a lie, blud! I'm telling you she had no wallet!

0:07:43 > 0:07:45So, man like me, I sponsored that rudeboy.

0:07:45 > 0:07:47I sponsored that! You get me, fam?

0:07:47 > 0:07:50She was like, afterwards, she said, "Go and get your money from my son."

0:07:50 > 0:07:54And I know. I know, fam. I know you are the only son in the family.

0:07:54 > 0:07:56You know that, innit? He told you, innit?

0:07:56 > 0:07:59- Right, so you owe me a tenner. - Oi! Shut the fuck up!

0:07:59 > 0:08:02Always outside my house making fucking noise! You dickhead!

0:08:02 > 0:08:06Just cos I'm some crackhead, don't take me for a fool, you know!

0:08:06 > 0:08:07Suck ya mom!

0:08:07 > 0:08:10Oi! Taneesha! Oi! Where's my P?

0:08:10 > 0:08:13Hey, blud, tell your dad to allow it, man.

0:08:13 > 0:08:16- I swear down that's not my dad, blud. - Whatever, man.

0:08:16 > 0:08:19Taneesha! Come on, Taneesha!

0:08:19 > 0:08:20What we on, then, blud?

0:08:20 > 0:08:23I don't know about you, blud, but I'm going yard.

0:08:23 > 0:08:25And, no, fam, you can't reach.

0:08:31 > 0:08:34Brmm! Oh, this is a real beauty, this one.

0:08:34 > 0:08:37I can't wait to show Kenneth.

0:08:37 > 0:08:40Looks lovely, darling. How about you come and have something to eat?

0:08:40 > 0:08:41I can't stop now.

0:08:41 > 0:08:44Brian, babe, you've been working all day. You got to eat something.

0:08:44 > 0:08:47I'm cooking your favourite, spaghetti hoops.

0:08:47 > 0:08:51Oh, you do spoil me.

0:08:51 > 0:08:53All right, then. I love you.

0:08:53 > 0:08:55- Love you too. - Love you more.

0:08:55 > 0:08:58- Love you more. - I love you more.

0:08:58 > 0:08:59DOOR CLOSES

0:08:59 > 0:09:02- Wagwon, Mumsy. - You're an idiot, Kenneth.

0:09:02 > 0:09:04Oi, Mum, man, don't talk to me like that, man.

0:09:04 > 0:09:07Seriously, Mum, I told you, stop talking to me like that, innit?

0:09:07 > 0:09:10What you wearing? Don't tell me you actually walk around like that.

0:09:10 > 0:09:12What? It's fashion, man. Swagger, innit?

0:09:12 > 0:09:14Whatever. Did you speak to Russell about that advance?

0:09:14 > 0:09:16- I need that money for tomorrow. - Nah, I left, innit?

0:09:16 > 0:09:18You done what?

0:09:18 > 0:09:21I left, innit? I'm on bigger tings than that. You know that, Mum, man.

0:09:21 > 0:09:24Bigger tings? Bloody bigger tings? I was relying on that!

0:09:24 > 0:09:26- How could you do that? - Ah, allow it, Mum, man.

0:09:26 > 0:09:29No, I won't bloody allow it, you flipping moron!

0:09:29 > 0:09:32- I'm not a moron, all right? - Is that you, Kenneth?

0:09:32 > 0:09:34Come and have a look at my Supermarine Spitfire.

0:09:34 > 0:09:36I don't wanna see your wasteman plane, Dad.

0:09:36 > 0:09:38Don't you dare speak to your dad like that.

0:09:38 > 0:09:40You're the only waste round here.

0:09:40 > 0:09:42Waste of bloody space, that's what you are.

0:09:42 > 0:09:45I mean, look at you. You could never be like your dad.

0:09:45 > 0:09:47Your dad was suave, he had style.

0:09:47 > 0:09:50Slot you right in there, just like that.

0:09:50 > 0:09:53He had his pick of the women. I'll tell you.

0:09:53 > 0:09:55Your dad was a true player in his day.

0:09:55 > 0:09:59You? Wasteman. I mean, when was the last time you had a girlfriend?

0:09:59 > 0:10:00When have you ever brought a girl round here?

0:10:00 > 0:10:04Have you even lost your virginity, Kenneth? No, I don't think so.

0:10:04 > 0:10:07Oh, I mean, your dad really knew how to turn a woman on.

0:10:07 > 0:10:10There was this one night we were on the kitchen table.

0:10:10 > 0:10:11Ah, allow it, Mum, man!

0:10:11 > 0:10:13He knew how to put his back into it.

0:10:13 > 0:10:15I don't want to hear this, Mum, all right?

0:10:15 > 0:10:18- Perfect. - Yeah, I loved your dad!

0:10:18 > 0:10:20You've got no drive, that's your problem.

0:10:20 > 0:10:22But I'll tell you something.

0:10:22 > 0:10:24You can't just live here for free. Life ain't like that.

0:10:24 > 0:10:26You don't just get things handed to you.

0:10:26 > 0:10:28How can you just walk out on your job?

0:10:28 > 0:10:30- Russell's coming to man on a hype! - Idiot! We're skint.

0:10:30 > 0:10:33What am I supposed to do now? They'll be here tomorrow.

0:10:33 > 0:10:35Know how much we owe them bailiffs?

0:10:35 > 0:10:38- Well, it's not my fault, is it? - No? Where's my bloody rent money?

0:10:38 > 0:10:40You ain't given me shit for the last three months!

0:10:40 > 0:10:42- You're a moron. - I told you I'm not a moron.

0:10:42 > 0:10:45What is this, Mum, man? Why you always picking on me for?

0:10:45 > 0:10:46You got something against me or something?

0:10:46 > 0:10:50You don't talk to Lily like this. You don't ask Lily for no rent. It's not right, man.

0:10:50 > 0:10:53Lily is seven, you pathetic waste of space! I tell you something!

0:10:53 > 0:10:56You go back and see Russell, and you beg for your job back for all I care!

0:10:56 > 0:10:58Mum, you're mental. Russell's an idiot, man.

0:10:58 > 0:11:00There's no way I'm going back there. Bun that.

0:11:00 > 0:11:02Oh, you will, Kenneth, you will!

0:11:02 > 0:11:04Fucking prick.

0:11:08 > 0:11:10MUSIC: "Ps & Qs" by Kano

0:11:14 > 0:11:15What's going on, blud?

0:11:24 > 0:11:26Hmm.

0:11:33 > 0:11:35# Some manners don't like me

0:11:35 > 0:11:37# They try and badmouth me when Kano comes to town... #

0:11:37 > 0:11:39What? Blud, are you chatting to me, fam?

0:11:39 > 0:11:41Are you chatting to me, blud?

0:11:41 > 0:11:43Cos there's no-one else here, you know, G.

0:11:43 > 0:11:46So, that means you must be chatting about me, blud! Dah! Dah!

0:11:46 > 0:11:49Yeah, that's right, babes. Yeah, my name's K.

0:11:49 > 0:11:51K, K.

0:11:51 > 0:11:53Whah! Whah! Whah! Whah!

0:11:53 > 0:11:54Let me see your phone, blud. What?

0:11:54 > 0:11:56I will take that phone, you know, blud.

0:11:56 > 0:11:59Trust me, I am badman out here. You get me?

0:11:59 > 0:12:00Oh...

0:12:00 > 0:12:02Hadouken!

0:12:02 > 0:12:03Hadouken!

0:12:03 > 0:12:08Bad man. Feel the pain. Uh! You better feel the pain. Uh!

0:12:08 > 0:12:11Allow me, allow me, mm-mm, so a man get rowdy.

0:12:11 > 0:12:14Yeah.

0:12:14 > 0:12:16Good stuff right there, blud.

0:12:16 > 0:12:19That's my balls right there. Big-boy balls, you get me?

0:12:19 > 0:12:21Dizzee Rascal ain't got nothing on me, fam.

0:12:24 > 0:12:25Hmm.

0:12:27 > 0:12:30One, two! Yo, yo.

0:12:30 > 0:12:30# I'm a bad man like K

0:12:30 > 0:12:32# And I get bear girls, man, I'm not gay

0:12:32 > 0:12:34# So I just told man, feel the pain

0:12:34 > 0:12:35# You will get bear girl

0:12:35 > 0:12:36# Yo, come again like yo

0:12:36 > 0:12:37# I'm a bad man like K

0:12:37 > 0:12:39# And I get bear girls, man, I'm not gay

0:12:39 > 0:12:40# I just told man, feel the pain

0:12:40 > 0:12:42# You will get bear punches to the brain

0:12:42 > 0:12:43# I jack a man on a bus or a train

0:12:43 > 0:12:45# And I draw bear beanies all day

0:12:45 > 0:12:47# Draw for a ting and let a boy get sprayed

0:12:47 > 0:12:48# Ooh, it's a hype, hype thing

0:12:48 > 0:12:50# Hype, hype thing, hype, hype thing

0:12:50 > 0:12:52# Everybody's hype, hype, hype, hype, hype

0:12:52 > 0:12:53# Yo, come again, come again

0:12:53 > 0:12:56# Yo, it's a hype, hype ting, hype, hype ting

0:12:56 > 0:12:58# Everybody's hyping, hyping, hyping, hype, hype ting

0:12:58 > 0:12:59# Hype, hype ting

0:12:59 > 0:13:01# Everybody's hyping, hyping, yo

0:13:01 > 0:13:03# Make a man draw for a ting... #

0:13:03 > 0:13:06- What are you doing, Kenneth? - Aah! What the fuck, man?

0:13:06 > 0:13:08What you doing in my room, man? Get out, man.

0:13:08 > 0:13:10And I told you, call me K, all right? My name is K.

0:13:10 > 0:13:11Your name's Kenneth, you fool,

0:13:11 > 0:13:14and Mum told me to bring your food up.

0:13:14 > 0:13:16Then put it on my desk, then, innit, rudegirl?

0:13:22 > 0:13:23Is this your lyric book, K?

0:13:23 > 0:13:26What? Come here, man! Come here!

0:13:27 > 0:13:30- You're not allowed in my room! Get out!- Shut up.

0:13:30 > 0:13:32- Mum!- Shut your mouth, man. - BOY CHUCKLES

0:13:32 > 0:13:34What you laughing at, huh? I swear to God, man,

0:13:34 > 0:13:36you fools better recognise.

0:13:36 > 0:13:38- You're the fool.- You're the fool. - You're the fool.- You're the fool.

0:13:38 > 0:13:40- You're the fool. - Just shut your mouth, man!

0:13:40 > 0:13:42You're the fool! Even Mum says you're the fool!

0:13:42 > 0:13:45You're the one doing all this. You can't MC, fool.

0:13:45 > 0:13:48What? Are you dumb? Man is a topboy MC out here, man. Give me my book.

0:13:48 > 0:13:51I said give me my book. You're lucky I don't hurt you, you know.

0:13:51 > 0:13:54True say I think your sister's kinda buff so I'll allow you, innit?

0:13:54 > 0:13:56My sister don't like you.

0:13:56 > 0:13:57What?

0:13:58 > 0:14:01What? She said that, yeah?

0:14:01 > 0:14:04Whatever, man! Your sister's butters anyway, man.

0:14:04 > 0:14:07Probably got at least two babyfathers by now, you get me? Sket.

0:14:07 > 0:14:09You see me, yeah? Man a badman out here, boy!

0:14:09 > 0:14:12You're a loser, K. Why don't you just get a life or a girl?

0:14:14 > 0:14:15All right.

0:14:17 > 0:14:21Mum!

0:14:38 > 0:14:42PHONE: You have got a message You've got a message, message

0:14:42 > 0:14:45You have got a message You've got a message...

0:15:09 > 0:15:11Pauline! You all right, darling?

0:15:11 > 0:15:14- What do you want? - What do we want?

0:15:14 > 0:15:17Now, that's a silly question. Ain't that a silly question, Dal?

0:15:17 > 0:15:20- Sounds quite silly to me, Tel. - Assessment.

0:15:20 > 0:15:23Got to value up your goods for later, and I love it!

0:15:23 > 0:15:24Exciting stuff, Tel.

0:15:25 > 0:15:27Wankers.

0:15:54 > 0:15:57But you're not even supposed to be here till five.

0:15:57 > 0:16:01I just love seeing your beautiful face, Pauline. Always so happy.

0:16:01 > 0:16:04- Ray of sunshine, ain't she, Dal? - Beautiful, Tel.

0:16:04 > 0:16:06Look, I just need a bit more time.

0:16:06 > 0:16:08I can get you the money, just not today.

0:16:08 > 0:16:11Look, please. I'm trying my best.

0:16:11 > 0:16:14You can't keep coming round here harassing me. I've got young kids.

0:16:14 > 0:16:17Yo, Mumsy, man's out of here. Yeah, bless one.

0:16:17 > 0:16:18Don't sound that young to me.

0:16:18 > 0:16:21What is he? What, a black kid, is it?

0:16:21 > 0:16:24Must be hard looking after someone else's kid. Couldn't do it myself.

0:16:24 > 0:16:27All right, that's it. I want you out of here now. Get out!

0:16:27 > 0:16:31No problem, darling, but we will be back, five o'clock sharp,

0:16:31 > 0:16:33and I'm coming round here to collect your stuff.

0:16:33 > 0:16:37And to be honest, I'm getting a hard on just thinking about it.

0:16:37 > 0:16:38What about you, Dal?

0:16:38 > 0:16:40Well, not really, Tel.

0:16:40 > 0:16:43- Well, I am. - Right, go on! Piss off!

0:16:43 > 0:16:45Yeah.

0:16:50 > 0:16:53It's the most beautiful day.

0:16:53 > 0:16:54And did you know, Edward,

0:16:54 > 0:16:58this postcode was voted most outstanding and up-and-coming area

0:16:58 > 0:17:00by Time Out in the summer?

0:17:00 > 0:17:03What about that, hm? The Goonbred Estate.

0:17:03 > 0:17:05I think it adds character...

0:17:05 > 0:17:07No, Patricia, it does not add character.

0:17:07 > 0:17:10A 13-year-old girl came up to me last week

0:17:10 > 0:17:13and addressed me as, "Oi, My Sise".

0:17:13 > 0:17:15Hm? "Oi, My Sise", Patricia.

0:17:15 > 0:17:17What is wrong with you, Edward?

0:17:17 > 0:17:19I know you're not happy about it but you'll just have to live with it.

0:17:19 > 0:17:22- He is family. - Oh, balls he's family, Patricia!

0:17:22 > 0:17:25But last summer it was all right to spend our whole summer holidays with them.

0:17:25 > 0:17:26Yes, because I didn't realise

0:17:26 > 0:17:30we'd be asked to take in his damn silly fool of a son for four months.

0:17:30 > 0:17:33I don't like him. I can't understand a word he says.

0:17:33 > 0:17:35He's here!

0:17:38 > 0:17:42First of all, I would just like to say that my family and I

0:17:42 > 0:17:45are very grateful to you for letting me to stay in your house.

0:17:45 > 0:17:47- Oh, it's nothing. - I am very much looking forward

0:17:47 > 0:17:50to being inside of your family.

0:17:51 > 0:17:52Patricia.

0:17:55 > 0:17:57I have to say that...

0:17:57 > 0:18:00that you are looking even more beautiful

0:18:00 > 0:18:01than the last time we were together.

0:18:01 > 0:18:04Your hair looks wonderful, it's like a...

0:18:04 > 0:18:06it's like a waterfall that cascades onto your shoulders.

0:18:06 > 0:18:09Oh, for goodness' sake.

0:18:09 > 0:18:13Well, I hope you're happy, Patricia. I have a migraine. We have no pills.

0:18:13 > 0:18:16- Get your own bloody pills. - Under no circumstances!

0:18:16 > 0:18:18- You go and get my pills! - Please, sir!

0:18:18 > 0:18:20I will do this for you.

0:18:21 > 0:18:24- I will go now. - Oh.

0:18:24 > 0:18:26I don't believe this.

0:18:26 > 0:18:29I'm not sure that's such a good idea. Edward, what...

0:18:29 > 0:18:31Most up-and-coming area of London?

0:18:31 > 0:18:34What's the worst that could happen, Patricia?

0:18:34 > 0:18:37How you mean, you run out of Fruitellas, man?

0:18:37 > 0:18:39Look, there is no more bloody Fruitellas! No more, man!

0:18:39 > 0:18:43But there's hundreds of sweets here! Kitty Kat, Twix, Mars Bar, Snickers.

0:18:43 > 0:18:46- Why you want bloody Fruitellas? - Because I like them, innit?

0:18:46 > 0:18:48Why you asking me for, blud? It's a badman sweet! You get me?

0:18:48 > 0:18:51- Blud, if you not buy, leave! - This shop's anything, man. I'm gone.

0:18:51 > 0:18:53- Dickhead. - Hey, you are the real dickhead!

0:18:53 > 0:18:55Please leave now!

0:18:55 > 0:18:56And tell your dad

0:18:56 > 0:18:59we have the latest edition of BBC bird-hunter magazine he asked for.

0:18:59 > 0:19:032.99. Hey! 2.99. Make sure you tell him, Kenneth.

0:19:03 > 0:19:05My name is K, OK? My name is K.

0:19:05 > 0:19:09K my arse. Leave!

0:19:09 > 0:19:11Fucking Fruitellas. Put tuh!

0:19:11 > 0:19:13Idiot, man.

0:19:13 > 0:19:16- What? What you looking at, blud? - Sorry, what did you say?

0:19:16 > 0:19:19Blud, what is it? Is it beef, blud? Cos I'm on this ting, fam, I swear down.

0:19:19 > 0:19:21- Pardon? - Don't be trying it, fam.

0:19:21 > 0:19:23Forget what you might have heard. Better know I'm on this ting. Real talk.

0:19:23 > 0:19:26No gassing. You don't even know who I am, do you?

0:19:26 > 0:19:28Er...no, I just move here.

0:19:28 > 0:19:31What? Well, how come I don't know about you, then?

0:19:31 > 0:19:34Er... I don't know. I come to London for to study English

0:19:34 > 0:19:36for four months.

0:19:36 > 0:19:38That is my new house over there.

0:19:38 > 0:19:41What? What, you live there, yeah?

0:19:41 > 0:19:43Yes, I, er... I just moved here today.

0:19:43 > 0:19:46- What, you know Big Mike? - Who?- Er... Mike?

0:19:46 > 0:19:50Er...no. My name is Enrique Estaban de la Fuente.

0:19:50 > 0:19:51K.

0:19:51 > 0:19:53K?

0:19:53 > 0:19:56OK. It's nice to meet you, K.

0:19:56 > 0:19:59You know, you seem like a nice person, K.

0:19:59 > 0:20:02I wonder if perhaps you could help me with my studies.

0:20:02 > 0:20:06You know, show me the, um... the real London.

0:20:08 > 0:20:10Yeah. Yeah, why not, blud?

0:20:10 > 0:20:13Man can do that still.

0:20:28 > 0:20:30See, personally, blud, I like my eggs runny, yeah?

0:20:30 > 0:20:32But not too runny. You wanna get the balance right.

0:20:32 > 0:20:34You don't want the yellow shit going everywhere.

0:20:34 > 0:20:36- You get me, fam? - Yes.

0:20:36 > 0:20:39- You not eating that, blud? - No, I... I'm no hungry.

0:20:39 > 0:20:43Boy, I'll eat it. Pass it. Waste not, want not.

0:20:43 > 0:20:45Oh, yeah.

0:20:45 > 0:20:47Mm. Mm, mm, mm.

0:20:50 > 0:20:53What you doing, blud? What, you write lyrics, too, yeah?

0:20:53 > 0:20:57Er...no, it's my...it's my journal.

0:20:57 > 0:21:02It's sort of like a...like a diary of my deepest thoughts and feelings.

0:21:02 > 0:21:05- Do you have one? - Nah, man.

0:21:05 > 0:21:06Blud, I've been looking for you for ages, man!

0:21:06 > 0:21:09What's going on, man? I've been trying to call you, fam!

0:21:09 > 0:21:10My phone was off. Have a chip.

0:21:10 > 0:21:12No, I don't want a chip, man! Who's this, blud?

0:21:12 > 0:21:14- This is my younger, innit? - I never seen him before!

0:21:14 > 0:21:16You don't know who I roll with, man. I ain't always with you, man.

0:21:16 > 0:21:18But we don't go caff no more, blud!

0:21:18 > 0:21:21The last time we went caff was your birthday, blud, remember?

0:21:21 > 0:21:23I bought you the mega platter full breakfast ting, blud!

0:21:23 > 0:21:25That's what I just had, blud. Peng!

0:21:25 > 0:21:27Come like man's birthday out here, boy.

0:21:27 > 0:21:31Shabba denaya! Mama denaya! Oh, my ten days, blud!

0:21:31 > 0:21:34Oh, my gosh! What, is that how it is now, yeah?

0:21:34 > 0:21:37What, you want to go caff with the next man now, yeah?

0:21:37 > 0:21:40OK, who is this guy, man?

0:21:40 > 0:21:44- His name's, er... His name's, er... - Enrique Estaben de la Fuente.

0:21:44 > 0:21:48That's it, blud. Enrique. That's my boy right there, Enrique.

0:21:48 > 0:21:52En-flipping-rique? En-flipping-rique?

0:21:52 > 0:21:54Blud, we used to go hard, man!

0:21:54 > 0:21:56- I always go hard! - # Hard, hard, hard, hard... #

0:21:56 > 0:21:58Come, we go, man.

0:21:58 > 0:22:01# Hard, hard, hard, hard Hard, hard, hard, hard

0:22:01 > 0:22:03# Hard, hard, hard, hard... #

0:22:03 > 0:22:05Bye.

0:22:05 > 0:22:08Huh!

0:22:08 > 0:22:11See, I know you're new round here, blud, so I'm gonna show you my bits.

0:22:11 > 0:22:14Man's gonna take you under my wing. Think of me like a big bird, fam.

0:22:14 > 0:22:17- Like the one in Sesame Street? - Allow it, man.

0:22:17 > 0:22:18Can't you see I'm educating out here?

0:22:18 > 0:22:21So, listen, Henros, yeah? I'm gonna show you my family.

0:22:21 > 0:22:23The one thing about family

0:22:23 > 0:22:25is you gotta have each other's back, no matter what.

0:22:25 > 0:22:27- It's a badman ting out here. - Badman ting. Rudeboy.

0:22:27 > 0:22:30- Good afternoon, Kenneth. - Afternoon, Mrs Dennison.

0:22:30 > 0:22:34See us, man, roll deep. You see it? Big tings agwarn, blud.

0:22:34 > 0:22:35Now I'm gonna show you the mandem.

0:22:35 > 0:22:38Trust me, rudeboy, it's a movement ting all day, fam.

0:22:38 > 0:22:40Movement ting, blud! Move out of the way!

0:22:44 > 0:22:48Blud, this is dead, man. What are we on?

0:22:48 > 0:22:50How do you know this yoot's not a fed, blud?

0:22:50 > 0:22:52Look at his crep, blud? Look at his crep.

0:22:52 > 0:22:53Shut up, TJ, man. I've been through this.

0:22:53 > 0:22:56His name is Enrico and he's my new younger.

0:22:56 > 0:22:59This is anything, K, man. I ain't never heard of no Enrico.

0:22:59 > 0:23:01Well, you have now, innit?

0:23:01 > 0:23:03Perhaps I should be going home now.

0:23:03 > 0:23:05Just kotch, blud. The day ain't even started yet, man.

0:23:05 > 0:23:07Whatever! I'm gonna go link a ting.

0:23:07 > 0:23:11- You ain't even got no tings, fam. - I got more links than you, blud.

0:23:11 > 0:23:13- Lesoi, who's got more links, fam? - Don't get me involved, fam.

0:23:13 > 0:23:16- Lesoi, who's got more links, fam? - Bookie, innit?

0:23:17 > 0:23:20You don't know. You can't even see through those squinted eyes of yours.

0:23:20 > 0:23:22- Oi, TJ. Tell him, blud. - Hajima.

0:23:22 > 0:23:23- Shut your mouth, man. - My eye.

0:23:23 > 0:23:26I ain't gonna lie, Bookie. K blatantly gets more girls than you, G!

0:23:26 > 0:23:30Whatever, TJ, man. Why do you always do this, man?

0:23:30 > 0:23:32Definitely some homo business going on.

0:23:32 > 0:23:35Oi! Oi, listen! I told you I am not gay, all right?

0:23:35 > 0:23:38- Hiya, Kenneth! - Hi, Kenneth! How's your mum?

0:23:38 > 0:23:41- Yeah, she's cool, man. - Tell her I said hi, yeah?

0:23:41 > 0:23:43- Will do. - Bye!

0:23:43 > 0:23:44Goodbye!

0:23:47 > 0:23:50Bwoy! I'm not saying nothing, rudeboy!

0:23:50 > 0:23:53I am not saying nothing. Wow.

0:23:56 > 0:23:58I don't know them. They just see my mum in the shop, innit?

0:23:58 > 0:24:00I get girls, all right?

0:24:00 > 0:24:03You know I get girls, man. I'll draw any girl here, you get me?

0:24:03 > 0:24:05Show me a ting, yeah? And I will draw it.

0:24:13 > 0:24:18- Oh, well. Come, we kick, man. - Hold up, blud. Draw that.

0:24:18 > 0:24:23# Hey, I saw you walking past me the other day... #

0:24:23 > 0:24:27Dios mio, that girl is...very beautiful.

0:24:27 > 0:24:32Shabba denaya! That girl is peng!

0:24:32 > 0:24:36What was you saying, blud? Draw anything, yeah?

0:24:36 > 0:24:39# Turned me on... #

0:24:39 > 0:24:43What, her? She ain't even all that, man. Peng tings only out here.

0:24:43 > 0:24:45- Shook yoot. - I am not a shook yoot.

0:24:45 > 0:24:47Don't worry, blud, you're looking sharp today still.

0:24:47 > 0:24:49Shut up, man.

0:24:49 > 0:24:52Enrique, you might wanna take your journal out.

0:24:52 > 0:24:55I'm about to show you, man, how to get a woman.

0:24:55 > 0:24:56Oi. Remix!

0:24:56 > 0:24:58Mina mina mysize!

0:25:02 > 0:25:04About you get more tings than me.

0:25:06 > 0:25:08All right. Cool.

0:25:11 > 0:25:14Excuse me. Excuse me. I'm so... I'm so sorry to bother you, yeah?

0:25:14 > 0:25:17I was just hoping maybe I could have a quick word.

0:25:17 > 0:25:18Sorry about the shouting.

0:25:18 > 0:25:20I was just in front of my boys and I got a little hype.

0:25:20 > 0:25:22- It's cool. - Can I ask your name?

0:25:24 > 0:25:26- It's Persia. - Like the car.

0:25:26 > 0:25:30- Wow, that's a real beautiful name. - Thank you. So, can I ask you yours?

0:25:30 > 0:25:35It's K. So, er...where you off to, looking all smart?

0:25:35 > 0:25:37Oh, I just had a job interview round the corner.

0:25:37 > 0:25:40Blud, is she on it?

0:25:40 > 0:25:42Go on, fam-a-lam, you can do it!

0:25:44 > 0:25:47If you get a second interview, then maybe you could give me a call

0:25:47 > 0:25:51and maybe I could go through some interview techniques with you.

0:25:51 > 0:25:53You know, give you a hand.

0:25:53 > 0:25:57Interview techniques? You make me laugh.

0:25:57 > 0:25:59Well, then, K, I guess I'd better take your number, then.

0:25:59 > 0:26:02Yeah?

0:26:02 > 0:26:05Yeah, why not? You seem like a nice guy.

0:26:05 > 0:26:08I am nice, twice as nice, nice with a lickle bit of spice.

0:26:08 > 0:26:10Sorry?

0:26:11 > 0:26:15Nah, I'm just saying, innit? I do music, innit? I do this.

0:26:15 > 0:26:18See them man over there? They're my boys and all, yeah.

0:26:18 > 0:26:21But trust me when I tell you none of them know how to satisfy a girl like me.

0:26:21 > 0:26:24You get me? To be honest, I don't really like bragging about it. You get me?

0:26:24 > 0:26:26- Right. - But all of them man over there?

0:26:26 > 0:26:29Two minute, man. And I'm talking two minutes. You get me?

0:26:29 > 0:26:30Me, on the other hand, swagger's on point,

0:26:30 > 0:26:33I go all night, and I'm talking all night, like at least an hour.

0:26:33 > 0:26:36Now, I'm a player when it comes to the tings.

0:26:36 > 0:26:39I'm thinking maybe me and you can link up and do a little ting, get me?

0:26:39 > 0:26:42You could come over to mine and we can go over some interview techniques.

0:26:42 > 0:26:46Cos I got techniques. I got techniques like twelve tens.

0:26:46 > 0:26:51I'm just gonna grind, man, an hour of pure sensation.

0:26:51 > 0:26:53Yeah.

0:26:53 > 0:26:55Cos I do this, innit? Hm, it's nothing, boy.

0:26:55 > 0:26:57It feels so nice, innit?

0:26:57 > 0:27:00- What's he doing, blud? - Who knows, blud?

0:27:00 > 0:27:03I know you like that, innit? It feels so good. It feels so warm.

0:27:03 > 0:27:05Slow it down, slow it down.

0:27:05 > 0:27:07Take time, think about the sheep.

0:27:07 > 0:27:10You can do it, K. You can do it. That's the one. Hm.

0:27:10 > 0:27:13- Oh, yeah, slow it down. - Wow.

0:27:13 > 0:27:17Oh, my days, blud! What the fuck are you doing, man?

0:27:17 > 0:27:19- Tyrone.- You trying to fuck that bollard, blud?

0:27:19 > 0:27:21Nah, nah, it's just an itch, innit?

0:27:21 > 0:27:24- Man's trying to fuck the bollard, blud.- Nah, man.

0:27:24 > 0:27:27You trying to sex that ting, blud? Cos same man's already pressed that.

0:27:27 > 0:27:30- Yeah? - Yeah! You can't draw girls, blud.

0:27:30 > 0:27:33- Ha-ha-ha-ha! Jackanory time! - Oh, come on, man.

0:27:33 > 0:27:36- You went there, blud. - Shit.

0:27:36 > 0:27:37He is a friend of yours?

0:27:37 > 0:27:39Nah, that guy ain't no friend of mine.

0:27:39 > 0:27:42That guy's just pure mean, blud, just pure mean.

0:27:42 > 0:27:45Enrique, maybe you should head back. I'll get K to give you a call later.

0:27:45 > 0:27:47Yeah, run along, Spanish boy.

0:27:47 > 0:27:50It's fine. I can stay out for a few more hours.

0:27:50 > 0:27:52All right, cool. Wait here, though.

0:27:52 > 0:27:56Boy, if you men don't mind, yeah, I don't need this today, man.

0:27:56 > 0:27:59I'm going yard. Four, three, two, one. I'm going.

0:27:59 > 0:28:01Just kotch, TJ, man. What's wrong with you, man?

0:28:01 > 0:28:04Why do you always do this? It's cool, man. You're with me, innit?

0:28:04 > 0:28:08I'm a topboy out here. Top of the top. Me and Tyrone are cool.

0:28:08 > 0:28:11He ain't gonna do nothing to you if you're with me, man.

0:28:11 > 0:28:15Come, man. I ain't Kenneth out here, you know, blud? Shit.

0:28:15 > 0:28:18Cos you know it's time! My time!

0:28:18 > 0:28:20What possessions you got for man?

0:28:20 > 0:28:22Blud, on a level, I ain't got nothing.

0:28:22 > 0:28:23Tyrone, cool?

0:28:23 > 0:28:26I don't know who you are, blud, but I will break your head.

0:28:26 > 0:28:27I will confiscate your life, rudeboy.

0:28:27 > 0:28:30You better get out of my proximity at least two metre radius apart.

0:28:30 > 0:28:32Furthermore, who are you to be calling out man's name?

0:28:32 > 0:28:34Do you know man to be calling out man's name? Apologise, blud.

0:28:34 > 0:28:38- Come on, Tyrone. - I said apologise, blud!

0:28:38 > 0:28:40- Just apologise, man. - Sorry.

0:28:40 > 0:28:41That's what I'm talking about.

0:28:41 > 0:28:44Everyone needs to know their role out here.

0:28:44 > 0:28:46Next time I'll slap that dry-roasted peanut head of yours. Ha-ha!

0:28:46 > 0:28:49Who's on the throne?

0:28:49 > 0:28:51Can't hear you, man.

0:28:51 > 0:28:54- I said who's on the throne? - ALL: Tyrone.

0:28:54 > 0:28:57Yes, man! That's what I'm saying. Big Mike ain't got nothing on me.

0:28:57 > 0:28:59- What you saying, TJ? - Safe, Tyrone.

0:28:59 > 0:29:00- What creps are they, blud? - Red ones.

0:29:00 > 0:29:03I can't believe Kenneth thinks he can get girls, though, blud.

0:29:03 > 0:29:05- I was just chatting to her, innit? - You man are all batty boys!

0:29:05 > 0:29:08You can't draw girls, blud! I get girls, blud.

0:29:08 > 0:29:10Touch that, blud. I'll allow you, innit?

0:29:12 > 0:29:14- Kinda hench still. - That's right, blud, hench!

0:29:14 > 0:29:17You man could never be bigger than me. You man are inferior to me.

0:29:17 > 0:29:19If I think about it,

0:29:19 > 0:29:22I should slap you lot up for even trying to dial up with man!

0:29:22 > 0:29:23PHONE BEEPS

0:29:23 > 0:29:27Ha-ha-ha. Ha! What does that say, blud?

0:29:27 > 0:29:30- Squinty eyes! What does that say? - Link number five.

0:29:30 > 0:29:32That's right, blud. Man's got five links out here.

0:29:32 > 0:29:33You man ain't got none.

0:29:33 > 0:29:36Five! None. Five! None. Five! None.

0:29:36 > 0:29:38Heh-heh-heh. Yes, baby.

0:29:38 > 0:29:41Yeah. Nah, nah. Man's not around tonight still, yeah.

0:29:41 > 0:29:44Yeah, yeah. What you saying? What you saying for Friday night, babes?

0:29:44 > 0:29:47No, no, no! Actually, you know what? You know what it is.

0:29:47 > 0:29:49It's a raving thing, you get me? Ministry. Next Hype.

0:29:49 > 0:29:53Yes, baby, you know it's about sex in the afternoon, innit?

0:29:53 > 0:29:56Sex after Kyle and lick a bit of head after Dickinson's Real Deal.

0:29:56 > 0:29:59Yes, babes. Listen, come to mine Friday about 12, yeah?

0:29:59 > 0:30:02Man's tongue's ready, baby.

0:30:02 > 0:30:04I said I'll rub your belly, baby.

0:30:04 > 0:30:06Yes, that's what I'm talking about.

0:30:06 > 0:30:09Ha-ha! Man's got all these links, blud.

0:30:09 > 0:30:12And I'm still with my babymama! What?

0:30:12 > 0:30:14No-one can't tell me nothing, blud.

0:30:14 > 0:30:16Yes. Now, the only pussy I've ever seen you with, blud,

0:30:16 > 0:30:17is this little prick.

0:30:17 > 0:30:20- Oh! - Lend me them creps, blud.

0:30:20 > 0:30:23Oh, come on, blud.

0:30:24 > 0:30:26# Hey, sir, can't you see the sign?

0:30:26 > 0:30:27# It's a double yellow line... #

0:30:27 > 0:30:29What the fuck you doing to my baby?

0:30:29 > 0:30:30# I'm just an African... #

0:30:30 > 0:30:33Anyhow you scratch a man's tings, blud?

0:30:33 > 0:30:35This is disabled parking! You are not disabled!

0:30:35 > 0:30:37- Blud, I am disabled. - You are not disabled.

0:30:37 > 0:30:38Blud, I am disabled! Look at my arm.

0:30:38 > 0:30:42Eh, so you are mocking less fortunate people. You know God is watching you.

0:30:42 > 0:30:44I don't care who's watching, blud! Let them watch!

0:30:44 > 0:30:47You're taking my stress levels to a next dimension.

0:30:47 > 0:30:49OK. Watch this.

0:30:49 > 0:30:51# It's a double yellow line. # Are you watching?

0:30:51 > 0:30:54Let me...

0:30:54 > 0:30:55You know something?

0:30:55 > 0:30:57I've decided to take the ticket off,

0:30:57 > 0:30:59not because of you. Because I decided.

0:30:59 > 0:31:01- OK? Next time you see...you see... - Yeah?

0:31:01 > 0:31:04- Yes, you see a... - Fuck off, blud!

0:31:04 > 0:31:07I swear, next time, you should get yourself a passport, man.

0:31:07 > 0:31:09You illegal immigrant. Next Hype!

0:31:09 > 0:31:12HE SPEAKS IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE

0:31:12 > 0:31:14What are you looking at? Look at you ASBO children!

0:31:14 > 0:31:16HE SPEAKS IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE

0:31:16 > 0:31:18And you! Why are you dressed like a strawberry ice cream?

0:31:20 > 0:31:24Why can't that flippin' orang-utan buy his own flipping trainers, man?

0:31:24 > 0:31:27He's lucky I didn't spark him, you know. Real talk.

0:31:27 > 0:31:29Whatever, man. What we on?

0:31:29 > 0:31:32- I gotta handle some business, innit?- What business, fam?

0:31:32 > 0:31:34He's going home to masturbate about that chick, innit?

0:31:34 > 0:31:37Unlike you, fam, I have responsibilities to take care of.

0:31:37 > 0:31:39So, K, er...where are we going?

0:31:39 > 0:31:41Enrique, man, you ask too many questions, fam.

0:31:41 > 0:31:44But see man like me, yeah? I'm a big man out here. You get me?

0:31:44 > 0:31:46I'm a provider. Like in the jungle.

0:31:46 > 0:31:49That's what I do, innit? I provide. Come, we go, man.

0:31:49 > 0:31:50# Me ah go party hard

0:31:50 > 0:31:52# You know we ah go party hard

0:31:52 > 0:31:54# Me want party hard... #

0:31:54 > 0:31:56Wagwon, Yasmin. Come, you, man.

0:31:56 > 0:31:58# Me ah go party hard

0:31:58 > 0:32:00# You know we ah go party hard

0:32:00 > 0:32:02# Me want party hard... #

0:32:02 > 0:32:04Oh, great.

0:32:04 > 0:32:07- Ah, you, man, chill, innit? - Wagwon, K.

0:32:07 > 0:32:11- What's going on, Carly? - What you saying, TJ?

0:32:11 > 0:32:13- Who's he? - He's my new bredren, man.

0:32:13 > 0:32:16- Can I chat to you in the kitchen? - How about some hot wings?

0:32:16 > 0:32:18- I'm all right. - I got you an apple pie.

0:32:18 > 0:32:20No, I've eaten already, K. Kitchen now.

0:32:20 > 0:32:23Boy, I'll eat it. Pass it.

0:32:23 > 0:32:25Ah, cheeky girl.

0:32:25 > 0:32:27What's up, rudegirl?

0:32:27 > 0:32:31Oh, yeah, thanks for waking her up. I just put her to bed.

0:32:31 > 0:32:33- No problem. You cool though, yeah? - Yeah, I'm cool, K.

0:32:33 > 0:32:35Because if there's anything wrong,

0:32:35 > 0:32:37all you have to do is tell me and I'll sort it.

0:32:37 > 0:32:40- Beef, anything. No longage. - No what?

0:32:40 > 0:32:43- Longage. No long ting, innit? - Right, yeah.

0:32:43 > 0:32:45Everything's cool. Couldn't be better.

0:32:45 > 0:32:47But you ain't gotta keep coming round bringing food.

0:32:47 > 0:32:49- I do, though, Yasmin. - No, seriously, you don't.

0:32:49 > 0:32:52I do, though, cos you are my cousin's baby mums, innit?

0:32:52 > 0:32:53And now he's all banged up for two years.

0:32:53 > 0:32:56I gotta be there to provide, provide for you and the baby.

0:32:56 > 0:32:58Cos you're family, and that's my baby right there.

0:32:58 > 0:32:59Well, I'm back at work now so...

0:32:59 > 0:33:01All right, I'll be straight up, innit?

0:33:01 > 0:33:03I feel kinda bad, innit?

0:33:03 > 0:33:05Like when my cousin got shift...well, I was there.

0:33:05 > 0:33:09And I feel like somehow I was responsible, like it was my fault.

0:33:09 > 0:33:11It was your fault.

0:33:11 > 0:33:13Well, yeah, sort of. Well, it sort of was and it wasn't.

0:33:13 > 0:33:15Cos I warned them about...

0:33:15 > 0:33:17Look, what's done is done, yeah? It's in the past.

0:33:17 > 0:33:19Look, K, you ain't gotta keep coming round checking up on us.

0:33:19 > 0:33:23Yasmin, I do not shy away from responsibility.

0:33:23 > 0:33:25Cos man's on a big man ting this year!

0:33:25 > 0:33:27For God's sake, K, what is the matter with you?

0:33:27 > 0:33:29Look, I don't want you to talk to me. I don't want you to wait for me.

0:33:29 > 0:33:32I don't want you to do nothing, yeah? Nothing.

0:33:36 > 0:33:38You're on your period, innit? It's cool.

0:33:38 > 0:33:40The way I see it, you're a helpless woman, innit?

0:33:40 > 0:33:42When you had my cousin, you had someone there for you,

0:33:42 > 0:33:44but now he's in the dustbin, who have you got?

0:33:44 > 0:33:45You ain't got no-one.

0:33:45 > 0:33:48So, that's what I'm saying. I'm here for you, Yasmin.

0:33:48 > 0:33:51When you are in need, that's when you can call K.

0:33:51 > 0:33:54I swear, I sent you a friend's request, man.

0:33:54 > 0:33:57- You wanna do something for me? - Yes, I do, Yasmin.

0:33:57 > 0:33:58See these DVDs that Leroy sold me?

0:33:58 > 0:34:01- It's Lesoi. - Whatever. They don't work.

0:34:01 > 0:34:02What?

0:34:03 > 0:34:04Pow!

0:34:07 > 0:34:09So, what you saying, blud?

0:34:09 > 0:34:11You know I love my boys skinny, innit?

0:34:11 > 0:34:15I could eat you up in one bite, you get me?

0:34:15 > 0:34:18So, how about you take my number then, babes, innit?

0:34:18 > 0:34:19Sure. Why not?

0:34:19 > 0:34:21- Yeah? - Yeah.

0:34:21 > 0:34:23- Yeah? - Yeah.

0:34:23 > 0:34:26- Yeah? - Yes, all right.

0:34:26 > 0:34:28I'm gonna give you my O2 number as well.

0:34:28 > 0:34:31Cos sometimes I don't get reception on T-Mobile.

0:34:31 > 0:34:33What's your BB, babes?

0:34:33 > 0:34:37- Oi, you, man, come. We kick, man. - What, now? Hold on, man!

0:34:37 > 0:34:39Just hurry up, man. Don't worry, Yasmin.

0:34:39 > 0:34:42I'm gonna pop round in a bit with some DVDs that actually work.

0:34:42 > 0:34:44K, just drop them through the letter box.

0:34:44 > 0:34:46- Are you sure? - Definitely.

0:34:46 > 0:34:47Come on!

0:34:51 > 0:34:53Move.

0:34:53 > 0:34:55Why we kicking for, man? There was girls in there, man.

0:34:55 > 0:34:57- We never get to jam with girls, man. - Shut up, TJ, man.

0:34:57 > 0:34:59- Nah, man, TJ's right, man. - Yeah?

0:34:59 > 0:35:01Yeah, man was getting my groove on

0:35:01 > 0:35:03and you had to come and mess it all up.

0:35:03 > 0:35:06- Blud, Kesha weren't on you, man. - Wrong.

0:35:06 > 0:35:08She asked for my number and my BB, blud.

0:35:08 > 0:35:10- You don't know, blud.- I know she won't be calling you, blud.

0:35:10 > 0:35:13- It's cos of you we had to kick. - What?

0:35:13 > 0:35:15You sold my cousin's baby mum a dodgy DVD.

0:35:15 > 0:35:18- Oh, my gosh. - I look out for her, innit?

0:35:18 > 0:35:20We gotta go back to Lesoi's and burn her another one.

0:35:20 > 0:35:22What? I can't believe this, man.

0:35:22 > 0:35:25You're telling me I never got press tonight

0:35:25 > 0:35:27cos you wanna go back and get a DVD?

0:35:27 > 0:35:29It's more than just a DVD. It's called a principle, all right?

0:35:29 > 0:35:31K, I feel you on that one.

0:35:33 > 0:35:34Wasteman.

0:35:54 > 0:35:56DOORBELL RINGS

0:36:01 > 0:36:03DOORBELL RINGS

0:36:08 > 0:36:12SHE SPEAKS IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE

0:36:12 > 0:36:15- Yes, Mum. - Go on.

0:36:15 > 0:36:17Come in, come in. Come in, come in.

0:36:17 > 0:36:20SHE SPEAKS IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE

0:36:32 > 0:36:33Come.

0:36:40 > 0:36:42Hey, blud, check out my new track, man.

0:36:42 > 0:36:46HE MOCKS LESOI

0:36:53 > 0:36:59THEY SPEAK IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE

0:36:59 > 0:37:01Hey, man, what's wrong with you, man?

0:37:01 > 0:37:04Why's man gotta slap me so hard for, man?

0:37:08 > 0:37:10What's wrong with your family, blud?

0:37:14 > 0:37:17Your uncle's lucky man didn't bust a quick chop suey on him.

0:37:17 > 0:37:20- Your problem, man... - Dah!

0:37:20 > 0:37:23What's wrong with you, man? Here, roll up, G.

0:37:23 > 0:37:25- Yeah, boy. - Marijuana!

0:37:25 > 0:37:27# Shorty, I rep BBK

0:37:27 > 0:37:29- # Monday to Sunday I'm like BBK... # - Hey, pass that, man.

0:37:29 > 0:37:32# JME, Skepta, Wiley, Frisco, maximum, yeah, that's BBK

0:37:32 > 0:37:34# Add me to the mix, that's BBK

0:37:34 > 0:37:36# Can't forget Sam, that's BBK

0:37:36 > 0:37:37# I see a lot of guys doin' this ting

0:37:37 > 0:37:39# But none of them flex like BBK

0:37:39 > 0:37:41# We need some more girls in here

0:37:41 > 0:37:43# We need some more girls in here

0:37:43 > 0:37:45# We need some more girls in here

0:37:45 > 0:37:46# We need some more girls in here

0:37:46 > 0:37:47# There's too many man

0:37:47 > 0:37:48# Too many, many man

0:37:48 > 0:37:50# Too many man, too many, many man

0:37:50 > 0:37:51# Too many man, too many, many man

0:37:51 > 0:37:53# Too many man, too many, many man

0:37:53 > 0:37:55# We need some more girls in here

0:37:55 > 0:37:57# We need some more girls in here

0:37:57 > 0:37:59# We need some more girls in here

0:37:59 > 0:38:00# We need some more girls in here

0:38:00 > 0:38:01# There's too many man

0:38:01 > 0:38:02# Too many, many man

0:38:02 > 0:38:04# Too many man, too many, many man

0:38:04 > 0:38:06# Too many man, too many, many man

0:38:06 > 0:38:07# Too many man

0:38:07 > 0:38:09# Too many, many man. #

0:38:10 > 0:38:12- No! - Yeah.

0:38:12 > 0:38:15You were right, K, you are really good at this game.

0:38:15 > 0:38:17You must spend a lot of time playing, no?

0:38:17 > 0:38:19That's what I'm saying, fam. That's five in a row. You get me?

0:38:19 > 0:38:21I done told you man's a top boy out here, G.

0:38:21 > 0:38:23I ain't even playing no more. I'm retired champion, blud.

0:38:23 > 0:38:25Just play the game, man.

0:38:25 > 0:38:27- Oh, shit. - What?

0:38:27 > 0:38:28The DVD, blud.

0:38:28 > 0:38:31Blud, she's sleeping, man. It's three in the morning.

0:38:31 > 0:38:34- For real. Come, we go round there. - She's sleeping, man.

0:38:34 > 0:38:36- You don't know that, blud. - Fuck the DVD.

0:38:36 > 0:38:38Just play the game. Come, rematch, innit?

0:38:38 > 0:38:41Fuck the game, man. You're shit anyway, man.

0:38:41 > 0:38:43What? How am I shit, blud? You're just jammy, man.

0:38:43 > 0:38:46Er...jam is something you put on toast and bread.

0:38:46 > 0:38:47What I have is called skill.

0:38:47 > 0:38:49Now I'm saying come, we go link some girls,

0:38:49 > 0:38:51and you wanna play Street Fighter.

0:38:51 > 0:38:54You're just pissed off, yeah, cos I keep beating you at your own game.

0:38:54 > 0:38:55You think you're so nang at everything,

0:38:55 > 0:38:57gassing like you're some gangster.

0:38:57 > 0:39:00But I can tell you for nothing now, you are not a gangster, fam.

0:39:00 > 0:39:03You ain't got no P, no whip, no links, no girl.

0:39:03 > 0:39:05The only thing you got is a pet hamster,

0:39:05 > 0:39:07and even he don't like you, blud.

0:39:07 > 0:39:10You know, K,

0:39:10 > 0:39:15it is perfectly OK to just be yourself.

0:39:15 > 0:39:17What? Shut up, man.

0:39:17 > 0:39:20So Solid had lyrics about man like you. I'm onto you.

0:39:20 > 0:39:23You are an official hater, blud. Me, I'm on big tings out here, G.

0:39:23 > 0:39:25- What big tings, blud? - Bookie, man.

0:39:25 > 0:39:28Big tings? You don't even work no more, blud. You don't shot.

0:39:28 > 0:39:30The music ting flopped. What big tings?

0:39:30 > 0:39:33Delusion. That's what you're on.

0:39:33 > 0:39:35Blud, man's only known the yoot for five minutes

0:39:35 > 0:39:38and even he knows, be yourself, blud.

0:39:38 > 0:39:40Try that.

0:39:40 > 0:39:42Wasteman.

0:39:46 > 0:39:48All right, cool.

0:39:48 > 0:39:50Gone, innit? If that's what you man really think, I'm out of here.

0:39:50 > 0:39:53- Prick. - Wake up, TJ!

0:40:02 > 0:40:08TV: In the 1990s, I joined a group of people called the Demon Drummers...

0:40:08 > 0:40:13I hope you're pleased with yourself. They took everything.

0:40:13 > 0:40:15It's not Kenneth's fault, sweetie.

0:41:09 > 0:41:11What you throwing stones at my window for, blud?

0:41:11 > 0:41:13I wanna start shotting, blud.

0:41:13 > 0:41:15What? It's four in the morning, man.

0:41:15 > 0:41:17Hear me out, innit, man?

0:41:17 > 0:41:18Ah, look, K, I'm tired, man.

0:41:18 > 0:41:21Blud, hear me out, fam. I got a little movement lined up, innit?

0:41:21 > 0:41:23I got all my shots sorted. I know I can do this, man.

0:41:23 > 0:41:26I'm just asking for a little bit of help.

0:41:26 > 0:41:27You know I can't help you, man.

0:41:27 > 0:41:30Yeah, but your uncles can, though.

0:41:30 > 0:41:32I just need a little skunk, innit?

0:41:32 > 0:41:34Something to get me started, and then I'll be all right.

0:41:34 > 0:41:38Don't let what Bookie said get to you. He was just vex about the game.

0:41:38 > 0:41:41The bailiffs have taken all our shit.

0:41:41 > 0:41:43I need to get some money together, and fast, man.

0:41:43 > 0:41:45- I'm desperate out here, blud. - You're too bait, man.

0:41:45 > 0:41:47No, I won't be, blud, I promise. I'll hold it down. I swear.

0:41:47 > 0:41:51Blud, if it was my food, man might try and sort something out, blud.

0:41:51 > 0:41:53But that's my uncle's skunk, blud.

0:41:53 > 0:41:55Man can't afford for that to go wrong.

0:41:55 > 0:41:59That's way too risky. Family or no family, them man will kill me.

0:41:59 > 0:42:02You're the only family I've got right now, blud.

0:42:03 > 0:42:05Please, man.

0:42:09 > 0:42:11All right. Cool.

0:42:11 > 0:42:14Come round tomorrow morning. Man'll try and sort something out then.

0:42:14 > 0:42:16Ah, blud, I ain't gonna forget this, man.

0:42:16 > 0:42:17And don't worry, I won't smoke it all.

0:42:17 > 0:42:20Nah, nah, nah, you don't smoke any of it, man.

0:42:20 > 0:42:22And no bait moves.

0:42:23 > 0:42:26RAP CLUB MUSIC PLAYS

0:42:26 > 0:42:30The money's all there. Nice job, yeah? Bless.

0:42:38 > 0:42:41We're becoming a fucking laughing stock.

0:42:46 > 0:42:50Get up. This is my seat, rudeboy. My seat! Sitting in my seat!

0:42:50 > 0:42:52Need to respect man out here. What you man saying?

0:42:52 > 0:42:55- Nothing, man. Where you been? - I went clinic today, innit?

0:42:55 > 0:42:58- Clinic? You caught something? - Nah, blud. To draw girls, you fool!

0:42:58 > 0:42:59I don't care what they tell you.

0:42:59 > 0:43:01You ain't gonna find no virgins in them clinics.

0:43:01 > 0:43:03Best place to find a sket. Yeah.

0:43:05 > 0:43:06For real.

0:43:10 > 0:43:13We can't have the word going around that we're going soft now, mate.

0:43:13 > 0:43:16Can we? You do know what I mean by that, don't you?

0:43:16 > 0:43:18There's nothing soft about me.

0:43:18 > 0:43:22Hey, hey. Whose Bentley is that out there?

0:43:22 > 0:43:24What fucking Bentley?

0:43:24 > 0:43:26What's he fucking talking about?

0:43:33 > 0:43:38Oi! Why is there a fucking Bentley parked outside?

0:43:38 > 0:43:40Hey? Whose is it?

0:43:42 > 0:43:45Whose car does that belong to?

0:43:45 > 0:43:47Aah!

0:43:47 > 0:43:51He asked a fucking question! Are you lot deaf as well as dumb?

0:43:51 > 0:43:55Whose fucking car is it?

0:43:55 > 0:43:57Tommy, put the knife away.

0:44:00 > 0:44:04Listen, I got youngers getting arrested left, right

0:44:04 > 0:44:05and fucking centre.

0:44:05 > 0:44:08I got the fucking pigs on my dick like a fucking rash!

0:44:08 > 0:44:12And you're going out and buying fucking Bentleys?

0:44:12 > 0:44:14It's a fucking joke!

0:44:14 > 0:44:19We're supposed to be keeping our shit inconspicuous.

0:44:19 > 0:44:23This shit is gonna stop tonight.

0:44:23 > 0:44:26I wanna know about every little fucking dealer

0:44:26 > 0:44:28selling on my streets!

0:44:28 > 0:44:29# All right, mate?

0:44:29 > 0:44:32# So you wanna be a gangster?

0:44:32 > 0:44:33# Tell me just one thing

0:44:33 > 0:44:35# What d'you know about being a hard man?

0:44:35 > 0:44:37# Your mum buys your bling

0:44:37 > 0:44:38# Your pocket's getting bigger

0:44:38 > 0:44:40# But you couldn't pull the trigger if you need to

0:44:40 > 0:44:42# Cos you haven't got it

0:44:42 > 0:44:44# So you might as well quit

0:44:44 > 0:44:47# I'm moving, couldn't be losing, nothing but a success

0:44:47 > 0:44:50# Think I'm proving nothing to you half-weight wasters

0:44:50 > 0:44:52# Standing there yap-yap-yapping on cruising

0:44:52 > 0:44:54# Nobody dictates what I'm choosing

0:44:54 > 0:44:56# Where I go, what I do with my life, stupid

0:44:56 > 0:44:58# And I hold my own, I'm rastic

0:44:58 > 0:45:00# You better watch your tongue, you spastic

0:45:00 > 0:45:02# Allow it, you're not heartless

0:45:02 > 0:45:04# Nothing but a lot of hot air, you're harmless

0:45:04 > 0:45:06# I keep getting my paper regardless

0:45:06 > 0:45:08# Your words don't faze me, I'm marvellous

0:45:08 > 0:45:11# Age 22, zero tolerance and I ain't got no time for the nonsense

0:45:11 > 0:45:13# You wanna see me, come to my concerts

0:45:13 > 0:45:15# Or we can do it on stage with an audience

0:45:15 > 0:45:18# So you wanna be a gangster

0:45:18 > 0:45:19# Tell me just one thing

0:45:19 > 0:45:21# What d'you know about being a hard man?

0:45:21 > 0:45:23# Your mum buys your bling

0:45:23 > 0:45:24# Your pocket's getting bigger

0:45:24 > 0:45:26# But you couldn't pull the trigger if you need to

0:45:26 > 0:45:28# Cos you haven't got it

0:45:28 > 0:45:30# So you might as well quit

0:45:30 > 0:45:32# Beef, straps, cuts, glory

0:45:32 > 0:45:34# All these high bredders in the club adore me

0:45:34 > 0:45:36# I wish when I come through they ignore me

0:45:36 > 0:45:38# I really can't deal with another war story

0:45:38 > 0:45:40# Bredders in my face with a fistful of paper

0:45:40 > 0:45:42# Trying to make out they're a big money-maker

0:45:42 > 0:45:43# Talking all loud

0:45:43 > 0:45:44# But I know, man, I'm a hustler

0:45:44 > 0:45:46# I ain't got time, rudeboys, see you later

0:45:46 > 0:45:48# And I can't forget these groupies following

0:45:48 > 0:45:50# Front and rear and right there hollering

0:45:50 > 0:45:52# Yeah, I know I shouldn't be complaining

0:45:52 > 0:45:54# But these jezebels do my brain in

0:45:54 > 0:45:54# I ain't no groupie

0:45:54 > 0:45:55# Who you calling jezebel?

0:45:55 > 0:45:58# Don't chat to me like I'm just any girl

0:45:58 > 0:46:00# Allow, security, somebody move her

0:46:00 > 0:46:01# I don't wanna talk to you anyway, loser

0:46:01 > 0:46:03# So you wanna be a gangster

0:46:03 > 0:46:04# Tell me just one thing

0:46:04 > 0:46:05# Tell me just one thing

0:46:05 > 0:46:07# What d'you know about being a hard man?

0:46:07 > 0:46:09# Your mum buys your bling

0:46:09 > 0:46:10# Your pocket's getting bigger

0:46:10 > 0:46:12# But you couldn't pull the trigger if you need to

0:46:12 > 0:46:14# Cos you haven't got it

0:46:14 > 0:46:16# So you might as well quit

0:46:16 > 0:46:19- # That whip don't make you a big man - # Nah, mate

0:46:19 > 0:46:20- # That chain don't make you a big man - Nah, mate

0:46:20 > 0:46:22- # I know you think you're a big man - # What, mate?

0:46:22 > 0:46:24# But really you're just a wasteman

0:46:24 > 0:46:26- # That whip don't make you a big man - # Nah, mate

0:46:26 > 0:46:28- # That chain don't make you a big man - # Nah, mate

0:46:28 > 0:46:30- # I know you think you're a big man - # What, mate?

0:46:30 > 0:46:31# But really you're just a wasteman. #

0:46:32 > 0:46:37Yeah. Enros, smell that. That is the smell of English money.

0:46:37 > 0:46:39TJ, go buy yourself a Magnum. You get me?

0:46:39 > 0:46:41What was you saying, blud? I'm a wasteman, yeah?

0:46:41 > 0:46:43You've only been shotting for one day.

0:46:43 > 0:46:46You're hardly Tony Montana, are you?

0:46:46 > 0:46:48Don't hate, fam. All right, it's not a good look, man.

0:46:48 > 0:46:52Yeah, don't hate, fam. It's not a good look, fam. How much you make?

0:46:52 > 0:46:55Blud, I reckon there's at least £62 here, you get me?

0:46:55 > 0:46:58My mumsy is gonna be so happy, man.

0:46:58 > 0:47:00Man are saying I can't make P.

0:47:00 > 0:47:02Are you stupid, blud? I told you, man.

0:47:02 > 0:47:05- Man is on this ting! - Keep it down, man.

0:47:05 > 0:47:07Cool, G man. See a man like me, yeah?

0:47:07 > 0:47:09Man a top shotter out here, blud! Look, watch this, yeah?

0:47:09 > 0:47:11I'm gonna be baiden. I'm gonna be baiden.

0:47:11 > 0:47:13- Then I'm gonna press them beanies. - Beanies.

0:47:13 > 0:47:15- Then I'm gonna press them beanies. - Beanies.

0:47:15 > 0:47:17I do this all day long. I do this all day long.

0:47:17 > 0:47:19- Keep it down, man. - I do this all day long.

0:47:19 > 0:47:22Wagwon, fam-a-lam.

0:47:22 > 0:47:24Shit.

0:47:24 > 0:47:27I smell something.

0:47:27 > 0:47:29Mm, I know that smell, blud.

0:47:29 > 0:47:33If man's calculations is correct, that's the smell of piff, blud.

0:47:33 > 0:47:36- Yeah, I had a little zoot earlier. - Don't take man for a mongoose, blud.

0:47:36 > 0:47:38Can't disrespect man's intelligence out here, rudeboy.

0:47:38 > 0:47:40Man's nose knows what it's smelling, innit?

0:47:40 > 0:47:43- You shotting piff, blud? - Nah, blud.

0:47:43 > 0:47:45Oh, my days! Why you calling me blud for, blud?

0:47:45 > 0:47:47Do me and you look the same? I don't think so.

0:47:47 > 0:47:50You look like one kind of Indian blud to me.

0:47:51 > 0:47:53I'm not even Indian, man.

0:47:55 > 0:47:57- So, where's this weed, then, blud? - We ain't got no weed, man.

0:47:57 > 0:48:01I smell porky pies, blud. Yep. Don't chat shit to me, blud.

0:48:01 > 0:48:04Couple man just told me you licked them a tens, innit?

0:48:04 > 0:48:06I know these tings, blud.

0:48:06 > 0:48:10Ha-ha-ha! Look, man, man just wants to cop a little ting off you.

0:48:10 > 0:48:12- You get me, fam? - You got your own food, though.

0:48:12 > 0:48:15There's a drought, fam! Man can't get nothing still!

0:48:16 > 0:48:19- Aah! - Come on, blud.

0:48:19 > 0:48:21Mans bless out here, fam.

0:48:21 > 0:48:24I just wanna get a little high tonight, man.

0:48:24 > 0:48:27All right, all right, all right. Cool, man.

0:48:27 > 0:48:29- K, man. - I've got to, man.

0:48:29 > 0:48:31Give man a fat juicy score ting, blud.

0:48:33 > 0:48:35Which one did you want, blud?

0:48:40 > 0:48:41Hmm.

0:48:41 > 0:48:43- Actually, all of it. - Come on, man!

0:48:43 > 0:48:45Oh, my God! Man's so unpredictable!

0:48:45 > 0:48:48Man said he wasn't gonna rob him, but man just turned around and robbed him!

0:48:48 > 0:48:52Standard procedures! Oh, my days! Ha-ha-ha!

0:48:53 > 0:48:56There's a lot of weed in there, innit, though, blud?

0:48:56 > 0:48:58So, what, are you some kind of shotter now, blud?

0:48:58 > 0:49:00- Think you're a badman now? - Nah, man, I just...

0:49:00 > 0:49:02Damn right you're not a badboy, blud! Shit!

0:49:02 > 0:49:05Now, true say, man didn't even want to rob you, man, today.

0:49:05 > 0:49:07It's like you was asking for it!

0:49:07 > 0:49:09Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Shit.

0:49:09 > 0:49:11Man's gonna get so high tonight, blud.

0:49:11 > 0:49:12Blud, I beg you allow it, man.

0:49:12 > 0:49:15Oh, my days! You making communication with me, blud?

0:49:15 > 0:49:16Like man knows me?

0:49:16 > 0:49:19Man's gonna have to get jacked for that, blud.

0:49:19 > 0:49:21Jackanory time! Next Hype!

0:49:21 > 0:49:23Allow it, man.

0:49:24 > 0:49:28Ha! Bo! That's my little sister's Christmas present sorted still!

0:49:28 > 0:49:30Listen, I'd love to stay and jam, yeah,

0:49:30 > 0:49:31but I gotta do my mum's braids, OK?

0:49:31 > 0:49:34Nah, blud. You need to be taking them creps off

0:49:34 > 0:49:36right about now, rudeboy.

0:49:36 > 0:49:37What, again?

0:49:37 > 0:49:39Take the creps off, blud.

0:49:39 > 0:49:41But they don't even fit you!

0:49:41 > 0:49:44Little perseverance, man can squeeze into them still.

0:49:57 > 0:50:01- You're not gonna cry, are you, blud? - No!

0:50:01 > 0:50:03Tell your mum safe for the creps, yeah?

0:50:05 > 0:50:07Oh, this is emotional, man!

0:50:11 > 0:50:13I'm telling my mum, man!

0:50:16 > 0:50:19- Who the fuck is this? - My name is Enrique Est...

0:50:19 > 0:50:21- What have you got for Tyrone, blud? - Blud, allow him, man.

0:50:21 > 0:50:24Did anyone ask for a chow mein chicken in black bean sauce? No.

0:50:24 > 0:50:28So, why is Mr Egg Fried Rice getting involved in the situation for? Shit!

0:50:31 > 0:50:34- What's that, blud? Is that your phone?- No, it's my journal.

0:50:34 > 0:50:35Take it out.

0:50:40 > 0:50:45Ha-ha-ha! Man's got a journal, blud! Ha-ha-ha!

0:50:45 > 0:50:48- Allow robbing man's journal, man. - Shut up, blud.

0:50:48 > 0:50:52Yeah, blud! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:50:52 > 0:50:55This is now property of Tyrone.

0:50:55 > 0:50:59A man takes what he wants out here, blud. Standard procedures.

0:50:59 > 0:51:02- Bookie Ebegulu, pass me your phone. - Nah, blud!

0:51:02 > 0:51:03What?

0:51:03 > 0:51:05Are you saying no to me, blud?

0:51:05 > 0:51:07Hm? Is that what you're saying, blud?

0:51:13 > 0:51:15See this, blud? What does that say, blud?

0:51:15 > 0:51:17Hm? It says property of Tyrone.

0:51:17 > 0:51:19Look at it, made in Tyrone.

0:51:19 > 0:51:22I swear, blud, you're lucky your aunt knows my mum

0:51:22 > 0:51:24or man would've stripped them jeans off you right about now, fam.

0:51:24 > 0:51:26No homo.

0:51:31 > 0:51:33Let man know if you want some weed, innit?

0:51:33 > 0:51:36Man's got the piff, blud! Ha-ha-ha!

0:51:36 > 0:51:39Man's tremendous out here, blud! Standard procedures!

0:51:39 > 0:51:42Man's intelligence has no limits, blud!

0:51:48 > 0:51:50- I hate that guy, man. - I knew this would happen, man.

0:51:50 > 0:51:53- Don't worry, I'm gonna sort this out.- How you gonna do that, blud?

0:51:53 > 0:51:56- I dunno. - You're a wasteman, blud!

0:51:56 > 0:51:58Realise how much trouble I'm in, blud? I told you.

0:51:58 > 0:52:00I warned you not to be so bait, man, but you never listen.

0:52:00 > 0:52:02- Cos he's a wasteman. - This ain't my fault.

0:52:02 > 0:52:05It is your fault, man. It's always your fault.

0:52:05 > 0:52:07- You're too fucking bait. - 100% waste.

0:52:07 > 0:52:11Why did you bring all the food out with you? And why you licking shots?

0:52:11 > 0:52:13Tyrone was right. It's like you wanted him to rob you.

0:52:13 > 0:52:15Nah, man, I just didn't think.

0:52:15 > 0:52:17That's your problem, K. You never think, man.

0:52:17 > 0:52:20All of us, man, got robbed cos of you. Fuck, man!

0:52:20 > 0:52:22My uncles are gonna kill me.

0:52:22 > 0:52:24But that's not your problem, is it?

0:52:24 > 0:52:28On top of that, I lost my PSP. This is fucking dead, man.

0:52:28 > 0:52:30I'm going home, man.

0:52:30 > 0:52:31Don't call me no more, K.

0:52:31 > 0:52:33But, Bookie, I will get your stuff back!

0:52:33 > 0:52:35- Whatever, blud! - I will!

0:52:35 > 0:52:37I defended you, blud.

0:52:37 > 0:52:41Even though everyone I know warned me not to hang around with you.

0:52:41 > 0:52:44You know what? Bookie's right, blud. Your whole life's one big joke, man.

0:52:44 > 0:52:47You try and bring next man down with you.

0:52:47 > 0:52:49I ain't in it no more, K.

0:52:50 > 0:52:52Lesoi, seriously, I'm sorry, man.

0:52:52 > 0:52:54No, "sorry" don't cut it this time, blud.

0:52:54 > 0:52:56Lesoi!

0:52:58 > 0:53:01You're still jamming out for a bit, yeah?

0:53:01 > 0:53:04I think I should probably go home.

0:53:04 > 0:53:07I promised Patricia I would be home early.

0:53:11 > 0:53:12Goodbye, K.

0:53:12 > 0:53:14Yeah.

0:53:18 > 0:53:20MUSIC: "Cut 'Em Off" by Dizzee Rascal

0:53:20 > 0:53:23# I socialise in a crucial situation

0:53:23 > 0:53:25# I socialise in a crucial situation

0:53:25 > 0:53:28# I socialise in a crucial situation

0:53:28 > 0:53:29# I cut 'em off

0:53:29 > 0:53:31# Review the situation

0:53:31 > 0:53:32# Take part, take over

0:53:32 > 0:53:33# Review the situation

0:53:33 > 0:53:35# Take part, take over

0:53:35 > 0:53:36# Review the situation

0:53:36 > 0:53:37# Socialise, just cut 'em off

0:53:37 > 0:53:39# Review the situation

0:53:39 > 0:53:41# Take part, take over

0:53:41 > 0:53:43# My name is Rasket, listen to my flow

0:53:43 > 0:53:46# I socialise in Hackney or Bow

0:53:46 > 0:53:48# I wear my trousers ridiculously low

0:53:48 > 0:53:51# I love females, money and creps

0:53:51 > 0:53:52# I'm kind of streetwise

0:53:52 > 0:53:54# I think that you should know

0:53:54 > 0:53:55# You're not a badboy

0:53:55 > 0:53:57# You're puttin' on a show

0:53:57 > 0:53:59# Review the situation, nothing else

0:53:59 > 0:54:01# I cut 'em off... #

0:54:01 > 0:54:02DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES

0:54:05 > 0:54:08I can't afford for you not to be working. Do you understand?

0:54:08 > 0:54:11You either get a job or you move out.

0:54:14 > 0:54:16# Review the situation

0:54:16 > 0:54:18# Cut 'em off

0:54:18 > 0:54:20# We cut 'em off, we cut 'em off

0:54:20 > 0:54:22# We cut 'em off. #

0:54:22 > 0:54:25RADIO: What's happening? It's your favourite troublemakers of radio.

0:54:25 > 0:54:27That's right, it's us, Ace and Biz.

0:54:27 > 0:54:29I was out a little bit earlier on, Biz.

0:54:29 > 0:54:34Like, I've just seen an abundance of women with fake UGG boots on.

0:54:34 > 0:54:36What is that? Like the UGG boots are leaning to the side.

0:54:36 > 0:54:38Like this is not looking good.

0:54:38 > 0:54:40What is going on with the fake UGG boots situation?

0:54:40 > 0:54:44I don't know why you're lying to everybody. You wear UGG boots.

0:54:44 > 0:54:47Shabba denaya! This is TJ's phone!

0:54:47 > 0:54:49Please leave a message after the tone! Shut up!

0:54:49 > 0:54:52I've only been wearing 'em on the weekends...

0:55:06 > 0:55:08Oi! K Laimsbury's, you pussy!

0:55:17 > 0:55:22..talk about anything you want, we got loads of songs to play,

0:55:22 > 0:55:23loads of hot tracks...

0:55:23 > 0:55:26Aargh!

0:55:26 > 0:55:28'You are not a gangster!

0:55:28 > 0:55:31'You ain't got no P, no whip, no links, no girl!

0:55:31 > 0:55:33'The only thing you got is a pet hamster,

0:55:33 > 0:55:35'and even he don't like you, blud.

0:55:35 > 0:55:37'Waste of bloody space.

0:55:37 > 0:55:39'You can't MC, fool!

0:55:39 > 0:55:41- 'You are the real dickhead! - 'What's the matter with you?

0:55:41 > 0:55:43'It's always your fault. You're too fucking bait.

0:55:43 > 0:55:44'100% waste.

0:55:44 > 0:55:46'You can't draw girls, blud.

0:55:46 > 0:55:49'Listen, come to mine Friday about 12, yeah?'

0:56:10 > 0:56:12Heh-heh-heh! Next Hype!

0:56:18 > 0:56:20- Don't talk shit, blud. - I'm hungry still.

0:56:20 > 0:56:23- What's that smell, man? - Smells like shit, man.

0:56:28 > 0:56:30Shit.

0:56:35 > 0:56:38Listen, man's gonna go bathroom and freshen up.

0:56:38 > 0:56:40Go and wait for me in the front room.

0:56:42 > 0:56:44Mm! Hm!

0:56:44 > 0:56:48Don't be too long, my little Mike Tyson. Mm!

0:57:03 > 0:57:05# Champion lover

0:57:05 > 0:57:08# No ease up tonight

0:57:08 > 0:57:10# Champion lover

0:57:10 > 0:57:13# Gonna make you feel all right

0:57:13 > 0:57:15# They call me Mr Loverman

0:57:15 > 0:57:16# They call me Mr Lover

0:57:16 > 0:57:18# Mr Loverman...

0:57:22 > 0:57:24# Mr Loverman, they call me Mr Lover

0:57:24 > 0:57:26# Because a woman take a trip

0:57:26 > 0:57:27# She coming from England

0:57:27 > 0:57:29# To satisfy her soul, you know

0:57:29 > 0:57:30# Say she want a man... #

0:57:30 > 0:57:34Yes! Who's on the throne? Tyrone.

0:57:45 > 0:57:46# Champion lover

0:57:46 > 0:57:48# Gonna make you feel all right

0:57:48 > 0:57:50# Whoa... #

0:57:53 > 0:57:56# Say she want a man

0:57:56 > 0:57:58# Talking to her and she respond

0:57:58 > 0:58:01# She tell me say she handle man like a boomerang. #

0:58:01 > 0:58:03Who's on the throne? Tyrone.

0:58:03 > 0:58:08Yes, man, man went to powder his nose and is ready to do this.

0:58:08 > 0:58:11- Hm-hm! You ready for this? - Ooh! Yeah.

0:58:11 > 0:58:15Yes? You're ready? You ain't see nothing yet, trust me.

0:58:15 > 0:58:17Man is this! Go on, touch it, touch it. Yes, man.

0:58:17 > 0:58:20- Oh, my days! - I know this. Yes, muscles, baby.

0:58:20 > 0:58:23You see this? You see this? Uh! Uh!

0:58:23 > 0:58:24Go on, take this, take this.

0:58:27 > 0:58:29Yes! Oh, yes, man!

0:58:34 > 0:58:36- Why are you so sexy? - Man's on the throne.

0:58:36 > 0:58:38I want you to fuck me good, baby.

0:58:38 > 0:58:41Man's gonna give it to you nice and slow.

0:58:46 > 0:58:48Man's on this ting! On this ting!

0:58:54 > 0:58:56PHONE VIBRATES

0:59:17 > 0:59:21Oh, yeah. Mm! For the best effect, man has to use his tongue.

0:59:38 > 0:59:40Let's go to the bedroom, baby.

0:59:40 > 0:59:43Yeah, man's gonna fuck you in every room.

0:59:43 > 0:59:44Shit.

0:59:44 > 0:59:46Oi, take them shoes off.

0:59:46 > 0:59:48Man want to see them toes.

0:59:48 > 0:59:50Oh! Yeah!

0:59:51 > 0:59:54Oh, yeah!

0:59:56 > 0:59:58Oh, baby!

1:00:00 > 1:00:04- Yes, baby. Man loves his toes. - That feels good! Oh!

1:00:14 > 1:00:16Lesoi, what's up, man?

1:00:16 > 1:00:20Nah, listen, man. Just listen, all right? Don't stress, fam.

1:00:20 > 1:00:22I got all your shit back. Yeah, all of it.

1:00:22 > 1:00:23Look, get them, man,

1:00:23 > 1:00:26and meet me at the back of the dustbins in ten minutes.

1:00:26 > 1:00:28Yeah. I'll tell you when I get there. Bless.

1:00:42 > 1:00:44What you doing here, blud?

1:00:44 > 1:00:47- Yes, baby. Yes, baby. Your time. - Mm, yeah.

1:00:47 > 1:00:50Your time, you get me?

1:00:50 > 1:00:53Man's gonna lick you everywhere, and I mean everywhere.

1:00:53 > 1:00:56Oh, yeah, baby.

1:00:58 > 1:01:01Man got this here for a reason. Yes, baby.

1:01:01 > 1:01:04See this tongue right here?

1:01:04 > 1:01:06I got special powers.

1:01:06 > 1:01:08You hear me? Huh? Huh?

1:01:08 > 1:01:10- Let's do this! - Yes. Yeah. Yes!

1:01:10 > 1:01:12- Yeah? - Aaargh!

1:01:12 > 1:01:14- Ain't your lucky day. - You're gonna get murked.

1:01:14 > 1:01:16- What you doing in this block? - Checking my boy.

1:01:16 > 1:01:19What boy, blud? You can't be checking no boy, blud!

1:01:19 > 1:01:21- This ain't your block. - It ain't your block, fam.

1:01:21 > 1:01:22- I'm sorry, man. - Nah, blud!

1:01:22 > 1:01:25Think you can just come in man's block like you're the postman?

1:01:25 > 1:01:28You need to get a sat nav, cos you turned the wrong way.

1:01:28 > 1:01:31- I'll just go back to my block. - Nah, blud!- Too late.

1:01:31 > 1:01:32You need to learn.

1:01:32 > 1:01:34- Man's gonna teach you, blud. - Please, man.

1:01:34 > 1:01:37- Shut up, blud! I'm gonna shank you! - Don't shank me.

1:01:37 > 1:01:39Hey, T, shank him.

1:01:39 > 1:01:41Why do I have to shank him?

1:01:41 > 1:01:43Oi, listen. I shanked Martin and Aron, blud. It's your turn.

1:01:43 > 1:01:45- Fuck it. - Ah, please, man.

1:01:45 > 1:01:47I think I'm gonna enjoy this one still. It's over, blud.

1:01:47 > 1:01:49- I beg you. - Shank him.

1:01:49 > 1:01:50- Please, fam. - Just shank him.

1:01:50 > 1:01:53- Allow me, blud. Allow me, man. - What?

1:01:53 > 1:01:55- What did you just say? - I didn't say nothing.

1:01:55 > 1:01:57- Say it again! - Shank him, man.

1:01:57 > 1:01:59- No, say it again, blud! - I didn't say nothing, man!

1:01:59 > 1:02:02- Just shank him, man! - Hold up! Say it again, blud!

1:02:02 > 1:02:04I swear I didn't say nothing. I said allow me, man.

1:02:04 > 1:02:07Yeah, that! What do you know about that tune, blud?

1:02:07 > 1:02:09- Huh? - Hey, shank him, man!

1:02:09 > 1:02:11Wait up! What you know about that tune, blud?

1:02:11 > 1:02:14You know what you said! You know! Allow me, allow me!

1:02:16 > 1:02:17Feel The Pain.

1:02:19 > 1:02:20Yeah, that's me, blud.

1:02:20 > 1:02:24What? Oh, my days! Feel The Pain.

1:02:24 > 1:02:27- Pass me the knife. I'll shank this fool.- No, man, it's him, blud!

1:02:27 > 1:02:29- Who? - The Feel The Pain yoot.

1:02:29 > 1:02:31Feel The Pain.

1:02:31 > 1:02:33Oh, yeah! What, is that him?

1:02:33 > 1:02:36It's him, blud. I thought I recognised him from the poster.

1:02:36 > 1:02:39Hey, blud, I bought your mix tape. It was big, blud. Big.

1:02:39 > 1:02:41I love track number seven, the Allow Me, Allow Me track.

1:02:41 > 1:02:44The whole Feel The Pain mix tape was kinda sick still.

1:02:44 > 1:02:45When you dropping the next one?

1:02:45 > 1:02:47I swear, I love that track, man.

1:02:47 > 1:02:50- Allow Me, Allow Me. Remember it? - Watch, fam.

1:02:50 > 1:02:52# Allow me, allow me

1:02:52 > 1:02:54- # Certain man get rowdy - # Rowdy

1:02:54 > 1:02:56# Allow me, allow me Certain man get rowdy

1:02:56 > 1:02:58- # Rowdy - # Ah! Chh! Mm!

1:02:58 > 1:02:59- # And I said feel the pain - # Whoa!

1:02:59 > 1:03:02- # And I said feel the pain - # Mm! Shh!

1:03:02 > 1:03:05# I said feel the pain, I said feel the... #

1:03:05 > 1:03:08- Allow it, man, allow it. - I do love that track though, blud.

1:03:08 > 1:03:10- What, can I go, then? - Boy, I don't know, fam!

1:03:10 > 1:03:14Will you be dropping the music video for that track, yeah?

1:03:14 > 1:03:17- Probably still. - Well, holler us, man, then, innit?

1:03:17 > 1:03:18Will do.

1:03:22 > 1:03:23Make sure you do, you know!

1:03:24 > 1:03:26But I do love that track, though, blud, big.

1:03:26 > 1:03:28Safe.

1:03:29 > 1:03:33That boy's reppin' for the manor, you know.

1:03:33 > 1:03:34Inspirational.

1:03:37 > 1:03:40Ah, man! Move out of my way, you little boy man! Cha!

1:03:43 > 1:03:45Yeah, Tasha's getting pressed tonight! What?

1:03:45 > 1:03:47Move out my way, man! Move!

1:03:47 > 1:03:49Move, man, with your mashup dreads!

1:03:49 > 1:03:52- You can't go up there. - Trying to touch me?

1:03:52 > 1:03:54- Want me to box you down? - You can't go up there.

1:03:54 > 1:03:56Take your hands off me! Want me to box you down again?

1:03:56 > 1:03:58- No, no, no! - Big fatty boom boom.

1:03:59 > 1:04:03Fatty boom boom! I ain't heard that word in time.

1:04:03 > 1:04:07Oh, faster. Oh, faster.

1:04:07 > 1:04:10Oh, go faster, baby.

1:04:10 > 1:04:12- I know you like this, baby. - Yeah.

1:04:12 > 1:04:14- Man go deeper than this. - Yeah.

1:04:14 > 1:04:16Standard procedures, I do this.

1:04:16 > 1:04:19You better gnaw yourself, little boy, and get your head down.

1:04:29 > 1:04:31Oh! Yeah. Oh, faster.

1:04:31 > 1:04:34What the fuck is this, though?

1:04:34 > 1:04:35Who's she?

1:04:35 > 1:04:38- Oh, my days! Who the fuck are you? - Listen, babes!

1:04:38 > 1:04:40Don't be babesing me!

1:04:40 > 1:04:43You text me, told me come over! I just got a baby-sitter!

1:04:43 > 1:04:46I wear my new outfit! I've got to take this back tomorrow!

1:04:46 > 1:04:48- I never text you! - This your idea of a joke?

1:04:48 > 1:04:51Listen, listen, babes! Man can explain, innit?

1:04:51 > 1:04:54- Yeah, yeah! Explain this, yeah? - Aaargh!

1:04:54 > 1:04:56That's why your gang didn't want me to come up, yeah?

1:04:56 > 1:04:58Man's tried to play me, innit?

1:04:58 > 1:05:01Man tried to take me for some kinda idiot, yeah?

1:05:01 > 1:05:04Listen, listen, listen! Listen, babes! Listen, OK?

1:05:04 > 1:05:07What you think you're seeing right now you're not really seeing.

1:05:07 > 1:05:10No, no! It's an illusion!

1:05:10 > 1:05:12- Bludclot, illusion! - No, no! No, no!

1:05:12 > 1:05:14I didn't know he had a girl!

1:05:14 > 1:05:17Yeah, right, butters! Where you going, though?

1:05:17 > 1:05:18You bitch, you!

1:05:20 > 1:05:25You better know yourself. Sket! What? You want to play me?

1:05:25 > 1:05:28Again? I'm telling you, you are fucked!

1:05:28 > 1:05:30Why you getting so vexed for, though?

1:05:30 > 1:05:33Vexed? I ain't vexed. You wanna see vexed?

1:05:33 > 1:05:35You really want to see vexed, yeah?

1:05:35 > 1:05:37That's my lolly, though! You bought that for me!

1:05:37 > 1:05:41- Shut up, dickhead man! - Don't take my lolly!

1:05:41 > 1:05:44- What? For eating out her pussy? - No, I wasn't eating her!

1:05:44 > 1:05:46Man was having a little lick, you get me?

1:05:46 > 1:05:48Boy, you're gonna know about licks, trust!

1:05:48 > 1:05:50I'm telling my brother about this shit!

1:05:50 > 1:05:52No! Please don't tell your brother!

1:05:52 > 1:05:55You want a lolly slap? Get your hands off me! Move, Bob Marley!

1:05:55 > 1:05:57Out my way, you big idiot!

1:05:57 > 1:06:01I swear you just come out of pen, blud. Why you so greasy, blud?

1:06:01 > 1:06:04Blud, it's not baby oil, it's cocoa butter!

1:06:04 > 1:06:06Tasha! No! Please! Please, no!

1:06:09 > 1:06:12Baby, please! Let's talk about this! Think of the yoot!

1:06:12 > 1:06:15You flopped. You know that? You're gonna get so fucked up!

1:06:15 > 1:06:19- I'm gonna laugh, boy! Ha! - No, please, Tash! I beg you!

1:06:19 > 1:06:22You should've thought about that, star! You're dead, rudeboy! Dead!

1:06:22 > 1:06:26No, no! Please! I beg you, not my baby! No!

1:06:26 > 1:06:29Don't fuck with me! Pussyclot!

1:06:29 > 1:06:32I can't believe you just done that to a man's car.

1:06:32 > 1:06:34This ain't over, Tyrone!

1:06:34 > 1:06:36How could you do that, man?

1:06:36 > 1:06:38You break a man's heart.

1:06:38 > 1:06:42And by the way, learn to speak, you spasticated pussy-eating prick!

1:06:45 > 1:06:47Man's not spastimacated, you know.

1:06:47 > 1:06:49It's just a speech impediment.

1:06:51 > 1:06:54Oh, my days, blud! You got my crep back, fam!

1:06:54 > 1:06:58Yeah! Blud, I love you, blud! Come here!

1:06:58 > 1:07:01Whoa, whoa, whoa. Don't kiss me, all right?

1:07:01 > 1:07:04Here, En. Here's your lyric book.

1:07:04 > 1:07:06My journal. Thank you, K.

1:07:06 > 1:07:08Minor.

1:07:08 > 1:07:10And, Lesoi...

1:07:12 > 1:07:14- This is for you. - Safe.

1:07:14 > 1:07:17You were right. I shouldn't have got myself involved in this shit.

1:07:17 > 1:07:20- No! You don't say! - Look, Bookie, I'm sorry, man.

1:07:20 > 1:07:22How did you get all our stuff back?

1:07:22 > 1:07:25I just climbed in Tyrone's yard. I just took it, innit?

1:07:25 > 1:07:29And you know what? And that's not all I took.

1:07:29 > 1:07:32Someone's been in my fucking yard. I don't fucking believe this.

1:07:32 > 1:07:35My fucking money. Hey, you, man! Keep looking.

1:07:35 > 1:07:39- Why is there a chick on the floor? - Fuck her!

1:07:39 > 1:07:41- Well, I wouldn't mind still. - Don't know, fam.

1:07:42 > 1:07:45- Hey, your phone's in the drawer, blud.- What?

1:07:47 > 1:07:51What? "Home alone with no clothes on"? Man never sent this shit!

1:07:51 > 1:07:53Boss, I swear it wasn't me.

1:07:53 > 1:07:58Listen, any of you man see anyone coming in and out of this block?

1:07:59 > 1:08:03- Well? - That K yoot still.

1:08:03 > 1:08:05Kenneth? You let Kenneth in the building?

1:08:07 > 1:08:08Oh, shit.

1:08:13 > 1:08:14My shit's been taken.

1:08:16 > 1:08:19Kenneth. Fucking Kenneth!

1:08:19 > 1:08:23Kenneth! Where are you? You're dead, you hear me? You're fucking dead!

1:08:23 > 1:08:25Mr Postman, have you seen that yoot Kenneth?

1:08:25 > 1:08:27- Nah, mate. - Oh!

1:08:27 > 1:08:28Take man's fucking money!

1:08:28 > 1:08:31Blud, he's an MC. He ain't gonna take your money, G.

1:08:31 > 1:08:32He makes Ps, blud.

1:08:32 > 1:08:35Shut up, man! How you let man just leave with my shit?

1:08:35 > 1:08:38- Told you we shoulda shanked him. - You're dead, Kenneth!

1:08:38 > 1:08:41You hear me? Fucking dead, blud!

1:08:41 > 1:08:44Where are you, blud? I'm not ramping with you, blud!

1:08:44 > 1:08:47Man's on this ting! I'm a Goon for life! You hear that, blud?

1:08:47 > 1:08:52Come out now, blud, or man's gonna come to your mum's yard!

1:08:52 > 1:08:54- He sounds vex, boy. - He's gonna kill me, man.

1:08:54 > 1:08:58What you expect? You should've known that when you climbed in his yard.

1:08:58 > 1:09:00How you take his P, blud? You best give it back.

1:09:00 > 1:09:02I can't. My mum needs that money, man.

1:09:02 > 1:09:06Man's gonna lick those straps in your mum's yard! Yo, pussy hole!

1:09:06 > 1:09:09I appreciate you getting my stuff back. But Bookie's right, man.

1:09:09 > 1:09:11- I ain't trying to fuck with Tyrone. - Please, man.

1:09:11 > 1:09:14- Kill him, ya... - No, TJ!

1:09:14 > 1:09:16K's gotta handle this one himself.

1:09:16 > 1:09:18Move, little pussy boys!

1:09:18 > 1:09:21Huh? Yo, Kenneth!

1:09:21 > 1:09:22You wanted to be the big man.

1:09:22 > 1:09:26There you go, blud, be the big man! Come, we kick.

1:09:26 > 1:09:28In approximately ten minutes, blud,

1:09:28 > 1:09:29your life is done!

1:09:29 > 1:09:30You hear that, blud?

1:09:30 > 1:09:32On a scale of one to ten, you're ten!

1:09:32 > 1:09:34That's deader than dead, blud!

1:09:34 > 1:09:36Come, Enrique, man.

1:09:36 > 1:09:38Sorry, K.

1:09:38 > 1:09:39I confiscate your life, rudeboy!

1:09:39 > 1:09:41Huh? Pussy hole!

1:09:41 > 1:09:43What the fuck you man looking at? Huh?

1:09:43 > 1:09:47Man's going to execute your family, blud! Huh?

1:09:47 > 1:09:49Your dad, your mother, your little sister,

1:09:49 > 1:09:52and that little pussy hamster of yours!

1:09:52 > 1:09:54Fight like a man, you pussy! Huh?

1:09:54 > 1:09:57Let's do this right, rudeboy!

1:10:00 > 1:10:03Yeah! Fight like a man! You hear me, fam?

1:10:03 > 1:10:05I'm on this ting! You see me, yeah?

1:10:05 > 1:10:07I can do this for nine to five, blud!

1:10:15 > 1:10:17- Oi, pussy hole! Come here! - Aargh!

1:10:17 > 1:10:20- Where's your pussyboy boyfriend? - I don't know!

1:10:20 > 1:10:21- Where is he? - I don't know!

1:10:21 > 1:10:24Don't insult man's superior intellect here, blud!

1:10:26 > 1:10:28There's K.

1:10:30 > 1:10:32Looking for me, blud? Yeah, what you saying, fam?

1:10:32 > 1:10:35- Ha-ha! Are you serious, blud? - K!

1:10:35 > 1:10:37What, you rolling with a strap? Are you delusional?

1:10:37 > 1:10:40Is you gone crazy, blud? Ha-ha-ha-ha!

1:10:40 > 1:10:43- Huh? - Don't ever threaten my mum, blud.

1:10:43 > 1:10:47Oh, my days! Ha-ha! Man's on some movie out here, blud!

1:10:47 > 1:10:49What, you think you're some kind of bad man?

1:10:49 > 1:10:51What, are you Mr Dick Tracy out here, blud?

1:10:51 > 1:10:54Is that one of your dad's little toys over there, blud?

1:10:54 > 1:10:58Come on, then, blud! Come on! Huh? I dare you to, blud. Come on.

1:10:58 > 1:11:00Either you're trying to kill me or piss man off.

1:11:00 > 1:11:01So, which one is it, blud?

1:11:01 > 1:11:04Cos right about now man's getting emotional still! Fuck it!

1:11:04 > 1:11:08- Aargh! Aargh! - Ha-ha-ha-ha!

1:11:08 > 1:11:10Ah? You messed up, Kenneth.

1:11:10 > 1:11:12Hm? Messed up big time.

1:11:12 > 1:11:16Little Kenneth, yeah? Rolling around with a strap.

1:11:16 > 1:11:19Ha! Man's got to laugh at that one. Ha-ha-ha!

1:11:19 > 1:11:22- TWO SHOTS - That's how you bang a strap!

1:11:22 > 1:11:25Fucking dickhead.

1:11:26 > 1:11:29I'm the only Dick Tracy out here, blud! Yeah!

1:11:31 > 1:11:34Pulling a strap on me, blud? Huh?

1:11:34 > 1:11:36Coming into my yard, blud?

1:11:36 > 1:11:38Huh? Taking my shit, yeah?

1:11:38 > 1:11:41You pussy, blud! I told you, blud!

1:11:41 > 1:11:44I am on the throne! Me! Tyrone!

1:11:49 > 1:11:50Nah, blud.

1:11:52 > 1:11:55He's going to kill him. We have to help him. Look, K needs our help.

1:12:00 > 1:12:02Boy, he didn't back me last time.

1:12:02 > 1:12:04K all ran away. At least I'm here watching.

1:12:06 > 1:12:08You fucked with the wrong guy, blud.

1:12:11 > 1:12:13Nah. Nah, blud.

1:12:18 > 1:12:19Say goodbye, Kenneth.

1:12:23 > 1:12:25Just leave him alone, OK?

1:12:25 > 1:12:30He cannot take it! You've made your point! You're gonna kill him!

1:12:30 > 1:12:32Ha-ha-ha-ha!

1:12:32 > 1:12:35You're right, you're right. Man took it too far, innit?

1:12:35 > 1:12:37I stop. I'm sorry, man. I'm sorry.

1:12:37 > 1:12:39You're right, man took it too far. Too far.

1:12:41 > 1:12:44Always the white boy trying to be the hero! Well, not today, rudeboy.

1:12:44 > 1:12:46I'm the only Zorro in town!

1:12:46 > 1:12:50Come here! Huh? Huh? You see this? You see this here?

1:12:50 > 1:12:55This is what you get! I run these endz, yeah?

1:12:55 > 1:12:57Where the fuck you going, blud?

1:12:57 > 1:13:01Take a man for a fucking pussy! Huh? Huh?

1:13:01 > 1:13:05Everybody see this? What you gonna say now?

1:13:08 > 1:13:10Where you going, blud? Fuck off!

1:13:12 > 1:13:15I knock anyone, any of you! You hear me?

1:13:15 > 1:13:19I'm like the fucking council out here, yeah? I'll tax you, blud!

1:13:19 > 1:13:23What? You can't say shit to me! I told ya, I'm Tyrone!

1:13:23 > 1:13:25On the fucking throne! Me!

1:13:27 > 1:13:30- Fuck you. - Aargh!

1:13:31 > 1:13:33Fuck him up!

1:13:35 > 1:13:37Go on, K! Fuck him up!

1:13:38 > 1:13:39Fuck you!

1:13:45 > 1:13:47Bust him open!

1:13:49 > 1:13:51Getting the job done!

1:14:10 > 1:14:13All right, all right.

1:14:13 > 1:14:14Look at your face, fam.

1:14:25 > 1:14:27Come on, we go home.

1:14:41 > 1:14:43No more games, blud.

1:14:44 > 1:14:45Playtime's over.

1:14:50 > 1:14:51Please.

1:14:56 > 1:14:59Oi!

1:14:59 > 1:15:03What the fuck is this? What the fuck do you think you're doing?

1:15:03 > 1:15:07- What are you doing here, man? - Fuck you doing with my gun?

1:15:08 > 1:15:10What the fuck are you doing? Hey?

1:15:10 > 1:15:13I can explain. I can explain. I can explain.

1:15:13 > 1:15:16What happen was, it was...

1:15:16 > 1:15:18It was K. It was him. It was K.

1:15:18 > 1:15:22- Who the fuck's K? - This here over here is him. Him.

1:15:23 > 1:15:24It weren't.

1:15:26 > 1:15:29- You like pointing guns at little boys?- No.

1:15:29 > 1:15:32Eh, Tyrone? Makes you feel like a big man, does it?

1:15:32 > 1:15:34Nah, man's not a big man. No, no, no, don't do that.

1:15:34 > 1:15:36How about I point this fucking gun at you?

1:15:36 > 1:15:40How about I point this fucking gun at your fucking little bludclot? Eh?

1:15:40 > 1:15:45Please. No, please. I beg you. I beg you. Please don't do this.

1:15:45 > 1:15:47Get up, you little bludclot! Get up!

1:15:53 > 1:15:55Come on, man. Come on, man.

1:15:55 > 1:15:59I had babymama stress. I had a lot of stress with my babymama.

1:15:59 > 1:16:01Fucking up on my patch!

1:16:01 > 1:16:03Man, I wasn't thinking straight.

1:16:03 > 1:16:06I'm fucking tired of your shit. I'm tired of your fucking shit.

1:16:06 > 1:16:08You always fuck it up! Hey?

1:16:13 > 1:16:15What the fuck?

1:16:18 > 1:16:21LAUGHTER

1:16:21 > 1:16:24You fucking little bludclot.

1:16:26 > 1:16:28What the fuck is that?

1:16:40 > 1:16:42You dirty little fucker.

1:16:45 > 1:16:47Next time, you don't play with guns.

1:16:49 > 1:16:53- Especially not mine! All right? - No.

1:16:57 > 1:17:00This little prick won't be bothering you again.

1:17:00 > 1:17:04But if he does try and trouble you or any of your friends,

1:17:04 > 1:17:08you come and see me or Tommy.

1:17:08 > 1:17:10- Yes? - Yeah.

1:17:10 > 1:17:12And that goes for everyone!

1:17:12 > 1:17:16Any trouble around here, you let me know about it! All right?

1:17:18 > 1:17:21Things are gonna quieten down around here!

1:17:21 > 1:17:23You little bludclot, you!

1:17:26 > 1:17:28Come on, Tommy, let's go.

1:17:35 > 1:17:37You, man.

1:17:37 > 1:17:41You, man. Ah, man!

1:17:41 > 1:17:44We gotta get some chicken and chips, man. I'm hungry.

1:17:44 > 1:17:47Goons for life, yeah?

1:17:47 > 1:17:49I found him eating out her pussy. He don't do that for me.

1:17:49 > 1:17:52He don't go down on me. Disrespect your sis, man, bruv!

1:17:52 > 1:17:55He's trying to disrespect me! Which means he's disrespecting you!

1:17:55 > 1:17:56I'm gonna brock him up!

1:17:56 > 1:17:59Tyrone is a fucking dead man running!

1:17:59 > 1:18:02You're a wasteman, blud! You can't do nothing!

1:18:02 > 1:18:05That's how we roll! That's how we roll, blud!

1:18:05 > 1:18:09I'm gonna bang him like a fucking pussy! Watch!

1:18:09 > 1:18:14Oi! I warned you not to fuck with my family! You fucking prick!

1:18:14 > 1:18:17- I'm gonna fuck you up, you prick! - Oh, no, please!

1:18:17 > 1:18:23Keep fucking running! I'll fucking teach you!

1:18:23 > 1:18:25Bastard. Yeah, you keep running, blud!

1:18:25 > 1:18:28Wait till I get my hands on you, prick!

1:18:28 > 1:18:31Come here. Come here.

1:18:33 > 1:18:36- Is that you, Kenneth? - Yeah.

1:19:16 > 1:19:18# One, two, three, four, get with the wicked

1:19:18 > 1:19:20- # Can I get a... - # Woo woo

1:19:20 > 1:19:21- # Chicks get with it, can I get a... - # What, what

1:19:21 > 1:19:25# Fellas, you know, RB runs the show... #

1:19:25 > 1:19:29Well, well, well.

1:19:29 > 1:19:31How we finding our first day back, Kenneth?

1:19:31 > 1:19:34I'm not one to rub salt in the wounds,

1:19:34 > 1:19:36and judging by your face, you did not put your hands up,

1:19:36 > 1:19:38you took the licks.

1:19:38 > 1:19:41But I take it your "big tings" didn't really go according to plan,

1:19:41 > 1:19:43and now we find ourselves here again.

1:19:43 > 1:19:46You on the phone, pleading for your job back.

1:19:46 > 1:19:50"Please! Please, please can I have my job back?"

1:19:50 > 1:19:53"Who is this?" "Please can I have my job back, Russell?"

1:19:53 > 1:19:55- I appreciate it. - I hope so.

1:19:55 > 1:19:58I hope you appreciate it, because it wasn't easy by any means.

1:19:58 > 1:20:00Not many managers would be so flexible.

1:20:00 > 1:20:04- I know, man. I appreciate it. - Oh, I hope so!

1:20:04 > 1:20:08You're lucky that I am store manager and not Colin from Wood Green,

1:20:08 > 1:20:10because he wouldn't put up with this type of thing.

1:20:10 > 1:20:14- I really do appreciate it. - Mm, good! Good, good, good.

1:20:14 > 1:20:16Turn the music up!

1:20:16 > 1:20:19You know, we're really proud of you, darling.

1:20:19 > 1:20:22Ah, thanks, Mum.

1:20:22 > 1:20:24Buy one, get one free.

1:20:28 > 1:20:31- What's going on, blud? - Yeah, it was all right, man.

1:20:31 > 1:20:34I can't believe you come back here, man.

1:20:34 > 1:20:36- This is anything, G. - Done the right thing.

1:20:36 > 1:20:37This don't make sense.

1:20:37 > 1:20:39For the first time in our lives,

1:20:39 > 1:20:41we've actually got some power in the road.

1:20:41 > 1:20:43Instead of taking advantage of this shit,

1:20:43 > 1:20:44my man's here stacking shelves.

1:20:44 > 1:20:46Idiot ting, man.

1:20:46 > 1:20:48- Why you always gassing for? - Ain't a gas ting.

1:20:48 > 1:20:52- Ain't idiot. Real talk. - K, I say you do the right thing.

1:20:52 > 1:20:55Talk to Mike and get a nigga paid out here, dawg.

1:20:55 > 1:20:58I need to make some P. Down wit da boys!

1:20:58 > 1:21:01Ain't you learnt nothing, blud? I ain't even on this hype no more.

1:21:01 > 1:21:04- What about the music ting, blud? - That's not me, man.

1:21:04 > 1:21:06- And Laimsbury's is, yeah? - For now, yeah.

1:21:06 > 1:21:08You gotta know who you are, blud.

1:21:08 > 1:21:11There comes a time when man's gotta wake up and smell the coffee.

1:21:11 > 1:21:14This road ting ain't getting man nowhere.

1:21:14 > 1:21:16I'm on a different ting now, blud. I'm choosing life.

1:21:16 > 1:21:18See, it's about enlightenment.

1:21:18 > 1:21:22Enlighten-what? My man thinks he's Gandhi now, blud.

1:21:22 > 1:21:24- Who's Gandhi, blud? - Aye, my days!

1:21:24 > 1:21:27You are such an idiot. He is such an idiot. I swear it down.

1:21:27 > 1:21:29Listen, man. I ain't trying to preach, yeah?

1:21:29 > 1:21:31I'm just saying life is about choices.

1:21:31 > 1:21:33And you gotta make the right ones.

1:21:33 > 1:21:36Nah, you ain't gonna see K on a hype no more, man.

1:21:36 > 1:21:38I'm telling you, blud, it's a new day, a new start.

1:21:38 > 1:21:40I'm gonna flip it. See me?

1:21:40 > 1:21:43- I've seriously changed, man. - Whatever, blud.

1:21:43 > 1:21:46I'm serious, man. I'm a changed man out here, blud.

1:21:46 > 1:21:49Dickhead! I like Fruitellas! I take what I want! Fuck off, prick!

1:21:49 > 1:21:52# You wake up and suddenly... #

1:21:52 > 1:21:54What? What you looking at?

1:21:54 > 1:22:00# You're in love

1:22:00 > 1:22:04# Ooh

1:22:04 > 1:22:07# Ooh. #

1:22:07 > 1:22:10# Check out my new whip

1:22:10 > 1:22:12# Check out my glasses

1:22:12 > 1:22:16# If anybody axses, I'm providing 'em

1:22:16 > 1:22:19# Got a black mugarias and I got a small army

1:22:19 > 1:22:21# Which move mountains like Mugabe

1:22:21 > 1:22:22# That's why we blow

1:22:22 > 1:22:23# Hard, hard, hard, hard

1:22:23 > 1:22:26# Hard, hard, hard, hard

1:22:26 > 1:22:27# Come on

1:22:27 > 1:22:29# Come on, everybody, go hard... #

1:22:35 > 1:22:36I don't fucking believe it.

1:22:36 > 1:22:38- They went and paid. - Who?

1:22:38 > 1:22:42Them O'Sullivan bastards, they went and paid. They never fucking pay.

1:22:42 > 1:22:44Never saw that one coming, Tel.

1:22:44 > 1:22:47Oh, well, onwards and upwards, Darren.

1:22:47 > 1:22:49Who's next on the list?

1:22:50 > 1:22:52A Miss Mandanga Foofoo, flat 42.

1:22:52 > 1:22:54So, what are we waiting for, Dal?

1:22:54 > 1:22:57- MOCKS AFRICAN ACCENT:- Let's go and see Miss Mandanga Foofoo!

1:22:57 > 1:23:00MUSIC: Rap by Adam Deacon

1:23:12 > 1:23:14- HEAVY AFRICAN ACCENT:- You.

1:23:15 > 1:23:19I don't care. I want my money by the end of tomorrow, nigga.

1:23:19 > 1:23:23No, you. You better get it for me.

1:23:23 > 1:23:26If not, me gonna carve a bludclot C

1:23:26 > 1:23:28from the corner of your eye to the corner of your mouth.

1:23:28 > 1:23:31You just get me my money.

1:23:34 > 1:23:36Why do you talk like that, Uncle?

1:23:38 > 1:23:42- SOFT ENGLISH ACCENT:- It's about authority, Omar. I mean respect, OK?

1:23:42 > 1:23:47I can't just phone up and be like, "Look, I want my money tomorrow."

1:23:47 > 1:23:51That's not gonna work. That doesn't have any effect whatsoever.

1:23:52 > 1:23:56No, you got to put a little bass behind it. You know?

1:23:56 > 1:23:58You...

1:23:58 > 1:24:02That's powerful, a lot more powerful than "Can I have my money, please?"

1:24:02 > 1:24:05They just won't take me seriously. Now, with...

1:24:05 > 1:24:10- AFRICAN ACCENT:- You. I want my money now. Yes, you.

1:24:10 > 1:24:13It's automatic fear.

1:24:13 > 1:24:15You.

1:24:15 > 1:24:17- ENGLISH ACCENT:- I've perfected it, you know? You try.

1:24:17 > 1:24:20- You. - You.

1:24:20 > 1:24:22You're sounding like a cow.

1:24:22 > 1:24:25- You! - You!

1:24:25 > 1:24:27- You. - You.

1:24:27 > 1:24:30You're sounding like a bigger cow. Deeper, deeper, deeper.

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